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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,052 --> 00:00:08,040 THEME MUSIC 2 00:00:43,008 --> 00:00:45,048 VOICE ON TAPE: Prepare to begin the operation. 3 00:00:45,060 --> 00:00:48,076 Remember to keep breathing. 4 00:00:48,088 --> 00:00:51,028 In and out. 5 00:00:53,012 --> 00:00:55,092 As you cut in with a scalpel, blood wells up. 6 00:00:56,004 --> 00:00:57,072 Do not look away from this. 7 00:00:57,084 --> 00:00:59,060 It is only blood. 8 00:00:59,076 --> 00:01:02,064 It's never harmed you, it can't harm you. 9 00:01:02,076 --> 00:01:04,044 You are in control. 10 00:01:05,044 --> 00:01:08,012 Breathe in and out. 11 00:01:09,056 --> 00:01:11,040 Always in control. 12 00:01:11,052 --> 00:01:13,084 In and out. 13 00:01:21,040 --> 00:01:24,020 Bye. Yeah. 14 00:01:46,084 --> 00:01:48,096 The doctor will see you now. 15 00:01:49,012 --> 00:01:51,024 What? She's from Truro. 16 00:01:51,036 --> 00:01:53,044 This is Doctor Ellingham. 17 00:01:53,060 --> 00:01:56,052 Don't forget we're due at the school in 15 minutes. 18 00:01:58,028 --> 00:02:01,004 Molly O'Brien, Truro Obstetrics. 19 00:02:01,016 --> 00:02:02,064 Is this a good time? 20 00:02:02,076 --> 00:02:04,016 What for? 21 00:02:04,032 --> 00:02:07,092 Patients with newborns and birthing within the next six weeks. 22 00:02:08,004 --> 00:02:10,028 I am the new area midwife. 23 00:02:12,056 --> 00:02:15,012 You use a snare? Sometimes. 24 00:02:15,024 --> 00:02:17,088 Oh yeah - slip-wire. 25 00:02:18,004 --> 00:02:21,012 You know an awful lot about an awful lot, Bert Large. 26 00:02:21,028 --> 00:02:23,048 Oh, I've been around. I bet you have! 27 00:02:23,060 --> 00:02:25,088 What do you think, boy? 28 00:02:26,000 --> 00:02:28,000 Touch of class on the menu. 29 00:02:28,016 --> 00:02:31,016 Stealing's alright, I suppose, as long as we don't get caught. 30 00:02:32,016 --> 00:02:34,028 Poaching's not stealing. 31 00:02:34,040 --> 00:02:36,004 It doesn't matter. 32 00:02:38,008 --> 00:02:39,088 What's your problem? 33 00:02:40,004 --> 00:02:42,004 She's only been here a week. Yes? 34 00:02:42,020 --> 00:02:44,056 Why did she come over all flirty? Flirty? 35 00:02:44,072 --> 00:02:48,052 Yeah, always sucking up to you and acting like a girl. 36 00:02:48,064 --> 00:02:50,044 Perhaps she likes me. 37 00:02:50,060 --> 00:02:52,064 Dad, she's married. With kids. 38 00:02:52,076 --> 00:02:54,064 Ow! 39 00:02:54,080 --> 00:02:57,016 Are you OK? It's alright. Knife slipped. 40 00:02:57,028 --> 00:02:59,076 Here. 41 00:03:00,092 --> 00:03:04,032 Al, call the doctor. Tell 'em we're coming in. 42 00:03:07,084 --> 00:03:10,088 Mary Dawkins. Unremarkable. 43 00:03:11,000 --> 00:03:12,096 Louisa Glasson. 44 00:03:13,008 --> 00:03:14,096 Not my patient. 45 00:03:16,056 --> 00:03:18,028 Avril Sumpter. 46 00:03:18,044 --> 00:03:20,056 Red face, four or five children, expecting another. 47 00:03:20,072 --> 00:03:23,076 Anything in her history that would help me to help her. 48 00:03:23,092 --> 00:03:27,000 She'll be fine. I wouldn't worry. Is that a fact? 49 00:03:27,016 --> 00:03:29,016 She's having a baby. She's had them before. 50 00:03:29,032 --> 00:03:32,044 If you want to pop round and rub her back, be my guest, I have to get on. 51 00:03:32,060 --> 00:03:35,092 She's fine, she's fine, she's moved, she's fine. 52 00:03:36,008 --> 00:03:38,040 Do give me a call if anything unexpected happens. 53 00:03:38,052 --> 00:03:41,096 Doc! Doc! Chef's cut her finger. 54 00:03:42,012 --> 00:03:44,024 Here, show the doctor. Just a sticky plaster. 55 00:03:44,040 --> 00:03:47,024 I'll do it. All this fuss, Doctor Ellingham. 56 00:03:53,088 --> 00:03:55,084 Come through. 57 00:03:57,012 --> 00:03:59,012 Get out of the way. 58 00:04:02,084 --> 00:04:05,044 I'm sorry to put you to this trouble, Dr Ellingham, 59 00:04:05,060 --> 00:04:07,024 only Bert thought it was best. Seat. 60 00:04:07,040 --> 00:04:10,072 I was going to come and see you about another matter, as it happens. 61 00:04:10,088 --> 00:04:14,064 Mm? It's probably just a cold. 62 00:04:16,000 --> 00:04:19,072 I wouldn't bother you only my sister's got glandular fever 63 00:04:19,088 --> 00:04:23,084 and I was wondering if she, she could've given it to me. 64 00:04:23,096 --> 00:04:26,072 My throat is a bit sore. 65 00:04:26,084 --> 00:04:28,072 Any other symptoms? 66 00:04:28,084 --> 00:04:31,020 Fatigue, lightheadedness? 67 00:04:32,036 --> 00:04:35,056 Well, yes actually, now you come to mention it. 68 00:04:35,068 --> 00:04:37,080 I do sometimes get a bit dreamy. 69 00:04:41,048 --> 00:04:43,072 Can you feel something? 70 00:04:43,088 --> 00:04:46,052 Slight tumescence. You cook, don't you? 71 00:04:46,064 --> 00:04:48,012 I do, yes. 72 00:04:48,028 --> 00:04:50,076 Wear gloves in the kitchen, don't sneeze in the food 73 00:04:50,088 --> 00:04:52,084 and see Pauline for a blood test. 74 00:04:55,084 --> 00:04:57,080 Why are you nodding? 75 00:04:57,092 --> 00:05:00,088 You've got such a commanding manner. 76 00:05:01,092 --> 00:05:04,076 I always feel safe in your hands, somehow. 77 00:05:04,088 --> 00:05:06,032 Hm. 78 00:05:10,004 --> 00:05:13,020 There's no point in change for change's sake. 79 00:05:13,036 --> 00:05:16,036 You stick to the doctoring - which you're good at - 80 00:05:16,048 --> 00:05:18,000 and let me do the blood stuff. 81 00:05:18,016 --> 00:05:20,068 Alright, I wouldn't be able to do a really bad one, 82 00:05:20,084 --> 00:05:23,004 like if someone cut their arm off or something. 83 00:05:23,020 --> 00:05:25,024 You'd just have to vomit and get on with it. 84 00:05:25,040 --> 00:05:27,016 But day to day, why put yourself through it? 85 00:05:27,032 --> 00:05:28,068 MOBILE RINGS Ellingham. 86 00:05:28,084 --> 00:05:31,020 Geoffrey Rushton wants to leave sooner than they thought, 87 00:05:31,036 --> 00:05:34,000 so they need the new head of vascular to start in six weeks. 88 00:05:34,016 --> 00:05:37,032 How do you know? Robert called. 89 00:05:37,044 --> 00:05:39,012 Why did he call you? 90 00:05:39,028 --> 00:05:42,012 He wanted my opinion on your blood thing. 91 00:05:42,024 --> 00:05:44,064 Oh, and what is your opinion? 92 00:05:44,080 --> 00:05:48,044 It's tricky for him, he's not the only one on the board. 93 00:05:48,060 --> 00:05:50,096 Can you do lunch, Thursday - three of us? 94 00:05:51,012 --> 00:05:54,020 I'd need a bit more notice to get up to London. 95 00:05:54,036 --> 00:05:57,036 No, he's down here at the moment on select committee business. 96 00:05:57,048 --> 00:05:59,056 I suggested The Metropole in Truro. 97 00:06:00,056 --> 00:06:02,008 Right. 98 00:06:02,024 --> 00:06:06,056 Is that 'right' as in you'll be able to tell him you're no longer phobic? 99 00:06:07,056 --> 00:06:11,008 Ellingham, it's not a complicated question. 100 00:06:11,024 --> 00:06:15,016 Will you be able to perform surgery in six weeks? 101 00:06:15,028 --> 00:06:17,080 Yes. 102 00:06:19,064 --> 00:06:21,064 Then see you Thursday. 103 00:06:23,012 --> 00:06:25,048 Everything alright? 104 00:06:25,060 --> 00:06:27,032 Yep. 105 00:06:27,044 --> 00:06:29,032 (CHILDREN CHATTER) 106 00:06:33,040 --> 00:06:35,040 Which is louder - that? 107 00:06:35,052 --> 00:06:37,096 Or that? 108 00:06:39,020 --> 00:06:40,080 Second one. Correct. 109 00:06:41,080 --> 00:06:43,064 Everything alright? 110 00:06:43,076 --> 00:06:45,016 Er, yes. 111 00:06:46,016 --> 00:06:47,072 That one's a bit deaf. 112 00:06:47,088 --> 00:06:49,080 Dulcie? The ginger one. 113 00:06:49,096 --> 00:06:51,072 Oh dear. A grommet will sort her out. 114 00:06:51,088 --> 00:06:54,072 Otherwise, most of them are fine - one or two borderline obese. 115 00:06:54,084 --> 00:06:56,024 That one and that one. 116 00:06:56,040 --> 00:07:00,004 Annie. A bit tubby maybe, but hardly obese. 117 00:07:00,016 --> 00:07:02,000 She wants to watch it. 118 00:07:02,016 --> 00:07:04,016 How's your health? If I'm allowed to ask. 119 00:07:04,032 --> 00:07:07,064 Oh, it's fine. Just a bit tired. Not that I'm complaining. 120 00:07:07,076 --> 00:07:09,016 Are you sleeping alright? 121 00:07:09,032 --> 00:07:11,020 Not brilliant. I don't know where to put this. 122 00:07:11,032 --> 00:07:13,012 Bowel and waterworks? 123 00:07:14,088 --> 00:07:17,048 Perhaps you should finish with this patient first. 124 00:07:17,060 --> 00:07:19,048 What? Oh, we're done. 125 00:07:19,060 --> 00:07:21,040 We're done! 126 00:07:25,008 --> 00:07:29,072 Actually, it stings a bit when I pee. 127 00:07:29,088 --> 00:07:32,024 Is that a worry? Do you go a lot? 128 00:07:33,040 --> 00:07:36,060 I want to and then not much comes. Is that alright? 129 00:07:36,072 --> 00:07:38,076 What do they say in Truro? 130 00:07:39,080 --> 00:07:42,044 I haven't had time. Oh, it's a long way. 131 00:07:43,084 --> 00:07:46,008 Is it smelly? Hm? 132 00:07:46,024 --> 00:07:48,044 When you pee, does it smell differently from usual? 133 00:07:48,056 --> 00:07:50,036 Yes. 134 00:07:50,048 --> 00:07:51,088 Urinary tract infection. 135 00:07:52,004 --> 00:07:53,088 Would you like me to give you a prescription? 136 00:07:54,000 --> 00:07:56,044 Is that alright for the baby? 137 00:07:56,060 --> 00:07:58,076 I wouldn't suggest it if it wasn't, would I? 138 00:07:58,092 --> 00:08:00,084 No, Martin, I don't suppose you would. 139 00:08:01,000 --> 00:08:04,076 I really don't know why you took this job in your condition. 140 00:08:06,084 --> 00:08:08,036 Very similar to a rabbit. 141 00:08:08,052 --> 00:08:11,092 Now what you're looking for is to peel it off, just like an overcoat. 142 00:08:12,008 --> 00:08:14,092 No need to pluck it, not if you're serving it without the skin. 143 00:08:15,004 --> 00:08:16,060 So you're not a pheasant plucker? 144 00:08:16,076 --> 00:08:20,032 No, but I do know how to undress a bird. 145 00:08:23,064 --> 00:08:25,016 Hm? What? 146 00:08:25,028 --> 00:08:27,008 Look. 147 00:08:28,028 --> 00:08:32,040 There's a bit of bottle. Or jam jar glass or something. 148 00:08:35,016 --> 00:08:37,080 There's another bit. 149 00:08:39,060 --> 00:08:41,044 It's a car headlight. 150 00:08:44,044 --> 00:08:46,032 Road kill. 151 00:08:48,004 --> 00:08:51,028 It just flew up in front of the truck. 152 00:08:51,040 --> 00:08:53,016 Not poached then? 153 00:08:53,028 --> 00:08:55,056 Sorry, Bert, I should've told you, 154 00:08:55,072 --> 00:08:58,036 but my family have always eaten any game we hit, 155 00:08:58,052 --> 00:09:00,084 but some people are funny about that. 156 00:09:00,096 --> 00:09:02,084 No, no, 157 00:09:02,096 --> 00:09:05,040 it's not too bashed up. 158 00:09:11,052 --> 00:09:14,020 Make sure you get all the glass out. 159 00:09:14,032 --> 00:09:17,000 Yeah, lucky we found it, eh. 160 00:09:24,004 --> 00:09:25,068 BELL RINGS 161 00:09:25,080 --> 00:09:27,052 Miss Glasson. 162 00:09:27,068 --> 00:09:31,000 Louisa Glasson? Yes? 163 00:09:31,016 --> 00:09:35,000 Molly O'Brien. Have you done for the day? I was just on my way. 164 00:09:35,016 --> 00:09:38,080 School's over, yes, but I've got a fair bit of marking. 165 00:09:38,092 --> 00:09:40,052 On your way where? 166 00:09:40,068 --> 00:09:44,020 Oh dear. You wrote back about four weeks ago. 167 00:09:44,036 --> 00:09:47,008 I'm your midwife, through to delivery. 168 00:09:47,024 --> 00:09:49,056 Oh yes, God, sorry. I've become so forgetful. 169 00:09:49,072 --> 00:09:51,088 Not at all, you have a lot to think about. 170 00:09:53,092 --> 00:09:55,052 Prescription? 171 00:09:55,064 --> 00:10:00,040 Mm. I've got a bit of an infection. 172 00:10:01,084 --> 00:10:04,012 It hurts when I pee. 173 00:10:04,024 --> 00:10:06,000 Not antibiotics? 174 00:10:06,012 --> 00:10:08,068 Yes, actually. Why? 175 00:10:08,084 --> 00:10:10,084 From the clinic? From my doctor. 176 00:10:11,000 --> 00:10:12,084 He's not my doctor, it's complicated. 177 00:10:12,096 --> 00:10:14,080 Oh. 178 00:10:14,092 --> 00:10:16,076 Doctor Ellingham. 179 00:10:16,092 --> 00:10:20,056 Yes. I was pressed for time and he's very good. 180 00:10:20,068 --> 00:10:23,024 As a doctor. Well, he knows a lot. 181 00:10:23,036 --> 00:10:24,080 Oh, well. 182 00:10:25,080 --> 00:10:27,036 What? 183 00:10:27,052 --> 00:10:30,028 I could suggest other remedies, there's no need to suffer. 184 00:10:30,040 --> 00:10:31,080 God forbid. 185 00:10:33,028 --> 00:10:36,032 Just seems a shame to give drugs to a lady who's expecting. 186 00:10:36,044 --> 00:10:37,084 Yes, actually, I wondered that. 187 00:10:38,000 --> 00:10:40,068 I think the doctor knows best, Miss Glasson. 188 00:10:40,080 --> 00:10:42,092 A mother knows best. 189 00:10:45,084 --> 00:10:48,076 Sorry. That's just my opinion. 190 00:10:49,096 --> 00:10:51,060 Shall I continue? 191 00:10:51,076 --> 00:10:55,024 You know what, Mrs Tishell, I think I'll pass. 192 00:10:56,036 --> 00:10:59,000 And in future, run your baby's symptoms past an adult 193 00:10:59,016 --> 00:11:01,016 before you call it an emergency. (BABY CRIES) 194 00:11:01,032 --> 00:11:04,016 So you can't do nothing? They cry when hungry, feed it. 195 00:11:04,032 --> 00:11:06,012 But then he'll expect it. (BABY CRIES) 196 00:11:06,028 --> 00:11:09,000 You're a mother, your life has changed - get used to it. 197 00:11:09,012 --> 00:11:10,080 Hi, Miss Glasson. 198 00:11:10,092 --> 00:11:13,072 Hello there. Everything alright? 199 00:11:13,084 --> 00:11:15,032 Daren keeps crying. 200 00:11:15,044 --> 00:11:18,084 Ah. What a beautiful child! 201 00:11:19,000 --> 00:11:21,024 Have you collected your prescription yet? 202 00:11:21,040 --> 00:11:24,044 We've just come from the chemist, Dr Ellingham. 203 00:11:25,072 --> 00:11:28,096 Right, so you two know each other? Yes, we've met. 204 00:11:29,012 --> 00:11:31,064 Nurse O'Brien's going to be my midwife. 205 00:11:31,076 --> 00:11:34,036 Yes. Get some sleep. 206 00:11:39,040 --> 00:11:42,084 I do feel a bit sneaky, if I'm honest. 207 00:11:43,000 --> 00:11:46,024 He's not your doctor, he shouldn't prescribe your medicine. 208 00:11:46,040 --> 00:11:49,024 Force feeding antibiotics to an unborn infant. 209 00:11:49,040 --> 00:11:51,060 I've half a mind to make a formal complaint. 210 00:11:53,012 --> 00:11:57,088 Ah. Well, thing is, it's a bit complicated. 211 00:12:01,048 --> 00:12:03,072 We were going to get married. 212 00:12:03,084 --> 00:12:05,068 Yes, well, we didn't. 213 00:12:05,084 --> 00:12:09,044 But I got pregnant anyway. So it is complicated. 214 00:12:09,056 --> 00:12:13,012 You poor darling. I am so sorry. 215 00:12:13,024 --> 00:12:15,032 No, no, it was mutual. 216 00:12:15,048 --> 00:12:18,024 I mean, I didn't want to get married. In the end. 217 00:12:18,036 --> 00:12:19,076 When you got to know him? 218 00:12:19,088 --> 00:12:21,080 He didn't want it either. 219 00:12:21,092 --> 00:12:23,096 Men, sure. 220 00:12:24,008 --> 00:12:27,036 Your trouble getting to sleep, 221 00:12:27,052 --> 00:12:29,036 is that mostly discomfort, do you think, 222 00:12:29,048 --> 00:12:31,028 or do you lie there fretting? 223 00:12:31,044 --> 00:12:36,012 Both, really. But maybe I have taken on too much. 224 00:12:36,028 --> 00:12:37,088 Martin thinks I have. Hm. 225 00:12:38,000 --> 00:12:39,040 What? 226 00:12:39,056 --> 00:12:42,028 I wonder if maybe he's poisoning your mind 227 00:12:42,044 --> 00:12:44,024 as well as trying to poison your body. 228 00:12:44,036 --> 00:12:46,068 That's a bit harsh. 229 00:12:46,080 --> 00:12:48,056 You think? 230 00:13:23,008 --> 00:13:25,008 Don't let go this time. Yep. 231 00:13:25,020 --> 00:13:27,028 (PUFFS) 232 00:13:27,040 --> 00:13:29,024 Morning. 233 00:13:31,048 --> 00:13:34,028 You've got something on your shoulder. 234 00:13:34,040 --> 00:13:36,000 I know! Can you believe it? 235 00:13:36,016 --> 00:13:39,084 Driving in this morning and it just rushed out in front of the truck. 236 00:13:39,096 --> 00:13:42,012 What? 237 00:13:42,028 --> 00:13:44,056 What are the chances of that? Two days in a row. 238 00:13:44,072 --> 00:13:47,096 I know, weird, isn't it. Oh come on. Give us a hand. 239 00:13:48,008 --> 00:13:50,068 Poor little chap. 240 00:13:50,080 --> 00:13:53,024 Here. (GROANS) 241 00:13:54,072 --> 00:13:58,032 (SIGHS) Plenty of servings on it, though. 242 00:13:58,048 --> 00:14:00,060 Oh yeah. Must be worth a few quid, eh? 243 00:14:01,060 --> 00:14:03,064 Mates rates, hey, Bert. 244 00:14:03,076 --> 00:14:05,064 (LAUGHS) 245 00:14:08,072 --> 00:14:10,032 Sorry to keep you waiting. 246 00:14:10,048 --> 00:14:12,028 Good of you to see me on my lunch hour. 247 00:14:12,044 --> 00:14:15,024 Can't afford to lose patrol time for a routine test. 248 00:14:15,040 --> 00:14:19,048 No. This way, please. Doctor. 249 00:14:21,008 --> 00:14:24,004 Roll up your sleeve, please, constable. 250 00:14:26,020 --> 00:14:28,044 What is cholesterol, anyway? 251 00:14:28,056 --> 00:14:30,032 It's fat that clogs you up. 252 00:14:30,048 --> 00:14:34,036 No, it isn't. Pauline, go to lunch, I'll do that. 253 00:14:44,056 --> 00:14:47,076 So, how come you're OK with the blood now? 254 00:14:47,092 --> 00:14:51,088 No disrespect but everyone knows it's an issue. 255 00:14:52,004 --> 00:14:54,072 He's just being stubborn, he still hates it. 256 00:14:54,088 --> 00:15:00,056 Go away, Pauline. Mind over matter, eh? 257 00:15:06,056 --> 00:15:11,024 Though you do look a bit peaky, if you don't mind me saying. 258 00:15:15,032 --> 00:15:17,004 (CLEARS THROAT) 259 00:15:23,012 --> 00:15:25,056 DOORBELL RINGS 260 00:15:25,068 --> 00:15:27,056 (SIGHS) 261 00:15:34,084 --> 00:15:37,096 Running a bath? Yes, actually. 262 00:15:38,012 --> 00:15:40,012 That's the girl. Do you mind if I come in. 263 00:15:43,092 --> 00:15:45,052 What's that? 264 00:15:45,068 --> 00:15:48,080 Just thought I'd show you, it's a home birthing pool. 265 00:15:48,092 --> 00:15:50,032 Oh. 266 00:15:50,048 --> 00:15:52,096 I like to show my mothers what's available. 267 00:15:53,008 --> 00:15:54,064 A home birth? 268 00:15:54,076 --> 00:15:56,060 Did you not consider that? 269 00:15:56,076 --> 00:16:00,032 Well, no, no, not really, I'd just assumed... 270 00:16:00,048 --> 00:16:02,044 ..you'd be having baby in the hospital. 271 00:16:02,060 --> 00:16:05,056 Yeah. That's what they want you to assume. 272 00:16:05,068 --> 00:16:08,004 Have you ever seen a birthing pool? 273 00:16:08,016 --> 00:16:10,068 No, no, I haven't. 274 00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:15,096 Why do they, do you think? Want babies born in hospitals. 275 00:16:16,012 --> 00:16:18,048 Because then the doctors are in control. 276 00:16:18,064 --> 00:16:22,004 But it must be a bit safer too, yeah? 277 00:16:22,020 --> 00:16:25,080 Statistically, it's safer to have your baby at home, 278 00:16:25,096 --> 00:16:29,048 away from men who think pregnancy's a disease. 279 00:16:29,064 --> 00:16:32,028 Do you have a DVD player? Yes. 280 00:16:33,064 --> 00:16:36,084 One of my mothers giving birth in a pool just like this one. 281 00:16:36,096 --> 00:16:39,008 It might actually be this one. 282 00:16:39,024 --> 00:16:42,064 I wouldn't really be sure about a pool, actually. 283 00:16:42,080 --> 00:16:48,012 It's a life-changing experience, Louisa. All my mothers say so. 284 00:16:48,028 --> 00:16:54,084 Water is such a feminine element, in the pool you are in a sanctuary. 285 00:16:55,000 --> 00:16:59,004 Others need your consent to get close to you, you are in control. 286 00:16:59,016 --> 00:17:00,096 Well, you and me. 287 00:17:01,012 --> 00:17:04,016 I'm sure it's great for some people, but mm-mm. 288 00:17:05,016 --> 00:17:08,084 Please try to keep an open mind. Have a look at the video. 289 00:17:08,096 --> 00:17:11,092 Yeah, yeah, of course. Sorry. 290 00:17:22,012 --> 00:17:23,068 Oh. BELL RINGS 291 00:17:23,080 --> 00:17:25,024 Good evening, Dr Ellingham. 292 00:17:25,040 --> 00:17:27,052 These examination gloves aren't pre-powdered. 293 00:17:27,064 --> 00:17:31,020 Aren't they! Oh dear! I am sorry. 294 00:17:31,032 --> 00:17:34,056 They are X5437s, they should be. 295 00:17:35,056 --> 00:17:38,072 Oh no, now wait a minute, I see what's happened. 296 00:17:38,088 --> 00:17:44,036 I am so sorry for the inconvenience, Doctor Ellingham. 297 00:17:44,052 --> 00:17:47,092 But you know, now you are here, it could be regarded as providential. 298 00:17:48,008 --> 00:17:50,032 I have been in an agony of indecision 299 00:17:50,048 --> 00:17:53,004 on a matter of some delicacy. The gloves, Mrs Tishell. 300 00:17:53,016 --> 00:17:54,060 How can I put this? 301 00:17:54,076 --> 00:17:58,052 I think you ought to know that one of your patients 302 00:17:58,068 --> 00:18:02,016 is refusing to take medication prescribed by you. Who? 303 00:18:02,028 --> 00:18:03,072 Louisa Glasson. 304 00:18:04,080 --> 00:18:06,080 (SOUNDS OF LABOUR) 305 00:18:09,048 --> 00:18:12,088 And that's less painful than a regular birth? 306 00:18:13,004 --> 00:18:17,032 It's not really pain, it's a woman taking charge of her power. 307 00:18:17,044 --> 00:18:19,016 Yes? 308 00:18:19,028 --> 00:18:21,056 Yes, Louisa. 309 00:18:23,056 --> 00:18:25,092 It's just a lot to think about. 310 00:18:26,008 --> 00:18:29,096 It is. Would you like to try sitting in the pool? 311 00:18:30,008 --> 00:18:32,020 What, now? 312 00:18:32,036 --> 00:18:35,056 Just to get the idea what it's like, in your own territory 313 00:18:35,068 --> 00:18:37,020 with your own things about you. 314 00:18:37,032 --> 00:18:39,096 Try it for me. 315 00:18:40,008 --> 00:18:42,040 Yeah, why not? 316 00:18:44,072 --> 00:18:46,088 No, it's fine, I'm OK. 317 00:18:58,060 --> 00:19:02,088 Oh. Did you prevent this patient from taking prescribed medication? 318 00:19:03,004 --> 00:19:07,008 Excuse me, Dr Ellingham, but I am with a client. 319 00:19:07,024 --> 00:19:10,008 Perhaps you'd like to - Have you completely lost your mind? 320 00:19:10,020 --> 00:19:11,080 You're not seriously considering 321 00:19:11,096 --> 00:19:14,060 giving birth in this harpy's paddling pool, are you? 322 00:19:14,076 --> 00:19:17,084 How dare you! I am a fully qualified - 323 00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:19,064 Be quiet. Louisa, take your medicine. 324 00:19:19,080 --> 00:19:21,016 No. What? 325 00:19:21,028 --> 00:19:22,088 You heard me. 326 00:19:23,004 --> 00:19:25,040 Miss Glasson is making an informed decision endorsed by - 327 00:19:25,052 --> 00:19:26,092 I told you to shut up! 328 00:19:27,008 --> 00:19:29,000 No, no. Don't you speak to her like that! 329 00:19:29,016 --> 00:19:31,072 You always have to be in control, don't you? 330 00:19:31,088 --> 00:19:34,076 I'm the doctor, I'm the expert, I'm so clever. 331 00:19:34,092 --> 00:19:40,056 You don't, you don't understand women at all, do you, Martin? 332 00:19:40,068 --> 00:19:42,048 Well, you're not my doctor, she is, 333 00:19:42,060 --> 00:19:44,056 so you can take your ruddy drugs 334 00:19:44,072 --> 00:19:47,004 and you can shove them where the sun don't shine. 335 00:19:47,016 --> 00:19:49,052 Goodnight, Martin. 336 00:19:51,084 --> 00:19:54,072 When your infection gets worse, take these. 337 00:19:54,084 --> 00:19:56,092 No, thank you. 338 00:20:02,036 --> 00:20:04,016 Well done, Louisa. 339 00:20:04,028 --> 00:20:05,068 Thanks. 340 00:20:24,040 --> 00:20:26,040 Morning. Oh hello, my lover. 341 00:20:26,056 --> 00:20:29,084 Deer and pheasants learning to keep out of your way now, Marigold? 342 00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:33,000 You! Actually, I had to drive myself this morning, 343 00:20:33,016 --> 00:20:35,060 Michael's not at all well. Oh, that's perfect! 344 00:20:35,076 --> 00:20:38,072 There's a chiller cabinet needs fetching from Tintagel. 345 00:20:38,088 --> 00:20:42,000 Too big for the company vehicle. Could you pop me over after lunch? 346 00:20:42,016 --> 00:20:45,080 For you, anything. Why don't we make a trip of it, 347 00:20:45,096 --> 00:20:49,060 tea at Trebarwith on the way back? Lovely. 348 00:20:49,076 --> 00:20:52,076 Marigold Marley's blood test's come back negative. 349 00:20:52,088 --> 00:20:54,080 It's not glandular fever then. 350 00:20:54,092 --> 00:20:57,000 Where's the RCH geriatric file? 351 00:20:57,016 --> 00:21:02,004 Mrs Mowbray's biopsy's nonmalignant. I said it was just a lump. 352 00:21:03,004 --> 00:21:05,052 Billy Piper's prostate's set for Tuesday. 353 00:21:05,064 --> 00:21:07,084 Mrs Averill's come back negative. 354 00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:10,036 Not a good time then? What do you want? 355 00:21:10,052 --> 00:21:13,068 I met Louisa on her way to school and she was looking awfully tired. 356 00:21:13,084 --> 00:21:16,080 I thought you'd like to keep an eye on her, only don't say I said. 357 00:21:16,096 --> 00:21:19,052 She doesn't want me to keep an eye on her! 358 00:21:24,020 --> 00:21:26,032 (SIGHS) 359 00:21:26,044 --> 00:21:29,056 Are you alright, Miss Glasson? 360 00:21:29,068 --> 00:21:32,092 I feel a bit shivery, actually. 361 00:21:33,008 --> 00:21:38,004 Bit light-headed, a bit sweaty? My brother had it, and his kids. 362 00:21:38,020 --> 00:21:40,092 Really. It's a summer cold. 363 00:21:41,008 --> 00:21:44,020 Actually, can you take powders with the baby? 364 00:21:44,032 --> 00:21:46,048 Mrs Tishell could help you. 365 00:21:46,060 --> 00:21:48,088 Yeah. 366 00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:51,008 Or I could call the midwife. 367 00:21:52,068 --> 00:21:54,068 CAR STALLS 368 00:22:03,008 --> 00:22:04,060 Private parking. 369 00:22:04,076 --> 00:22:06,056 It's all right, Doc, we're on our way. 370 00:22:06,072 --> 00:22:08,056 Don't park here again. Okey-dokey. 371 00:22:08,072 --> 00:22:11,076 Here, Doc, did Marigold's glandular fever test come back yet? 372 00:22:11,092 --> 00:22:13,044 Yes. You haven't got it. Oh good. 373 00:22:13,060 --> 00:22:16,012 She's still got a sore throat though, you tell him. 374 00:22:16,024 --> 00:22:17,072 It's nothing. 375 00:22:17,084 --> 00:22:19,032 Is it getting better or worse? 376 00:22:19,044 --> 00:22:21,008 Ah, let me see. 377 00:22:21,024 --> 00:22:23,068 Come and see me tomorrow morning 8:45. 378 00:22:23,084 --> 00:22:26,032 Alright. Is this thing legal? 379 00:22:26,044 --> 00:22:28,040 Absolutely. Off we go. 380 00:22:54,032 --> 00:22:57,072 Do you ever feel like you could just keep driving and driving? 381 00:22:58,096 --> 00:23:02,064 Leave all the, I don't know, all the rubbish behind? 382 00:23:02,076 --> 00:23:04,096 Yes, I do. 383 00:23:09,024 --> 00:23:11,012 Your husband, is he really poorly? 384 00:23:11,028 --> 00:23:13,080 He's a man, so he's at death's door, isn't he. 385 00:23:13,096 --> 00:23:17,028 To tell the truth, I don't think it's much worse than what I've got. 386 00:23:17,044 --> 00:23:20,068 Bit of flu, whatever, no big deal. And you still have to work. 387 00:23:20,080 --> 00:23:22,068 Call this work? 388 00:23:22,080 --> 00:23:24,088 More like a holiday. 389 00:23:25,004 --> 00:23:27,052 THUMP What? 390 00:23:45,016 --> 00:23:47,004 Fresh as a daisy. 391 00:23:47,020 --> 00:23:50,048 You're not thinking of cooking it though, are you? 392 00:23:50,064 --> 00:23:55,016 Why not? Nobody minds an apple that's fallen out of a tree. 393 00:23:56,016 --> 00:23:58,032 Well it's not an apple. 394 00:23:58,048 --> 00:24:01,028 As long as you know what you're doing, what's the difference? 395 00:24:03,028 --> 00:24:07,080 No difference, really. No, you're right. 396 00:24:08,096 --> 00:24:12,052 Oh, he's a plump little chap, eh. 397 00:24:12,064 --> 00:24:15,024 Proper job. 398 00:24:28,036 --> 00:24:31,016 KNOCKING Come. 399 00:24:31,032 --> 00:24:34,000 I'm off then, Doctor, unless there's anything else? 400 00:24:34,012 --> 00:24:35,068 No, there isn't. 401 00:24:36,080 --> 00:24:40,068 Dr Ellingham, this blood business - 402 00:24:40,080 --> 00:24:43,016 you doing Mrs Marley's finger 403 00:24:43,032 --> 00:24:45,096 and then taking over when I was with PC Penhale, 404 00:24:46,008 --> 00:24:48,080 are you wanting to do without me? 405 00:24:50,016 --> 00:24:52,092 I just want to know, not that I want another job, 406 00:24:53,008 --> 00:24:55,040 I just don't want to be caught unawares. 407 00:24:55,052 --> 00:24:58,064 You won't be caught unawares. 408 00:24:58,076 --> 00:25:01,040 So I can still do the blood, 409 00:25:01,056 --> 00:25:03,044 you're not planning to get rid of me? 410 00:25:03,060 --> 00:25:08,004 If there were any changes to the practice and the way things are, 411 00:25:08,016 --> 00:25:09,088 I'd let you know. 412 00:25:16,068 --> 00:25:18,044 Bad luck. 413 00:25:18,060 --> 00:25:21,080 Why do you get colds in summer? I know. 414 00:25:21,092 --> 00:25:23,092 And why when you least want it? 415 00:25:24,008 --> 00:25:26,092 The last two weeks of summer term are my busiest all year. 416 00:25:27,008 --> 00:25:29,032 That's not actually a coincidence, you know. 417 00:25:29,048 --> 00:25:33,044 Stress weakens the immune system. Oh, great. 418 00:25:33,060 --> 00:25:36,084 Is it still uncomfortable when you go for a tinkle? 419 00:25:37,096 --> 00:25:40,000 Yes, just the same, actually. 420 00:25:40,012 --> 00:25:41,092 And a cold on top of it. 421 00:25:42,008 --> 00:25:45,096 What a shame Dr Ellingham had to be so unpleasant yesterday. 422 00:25:46,012 --> 00:25:48,076 Yes, well, I can't blame Martin for everything though. 423 00:25:51,028 --> 00:25:53,084 I mean, I'm sure he's not the only doctor 424 00:25:53,096 --> 00:25:55,068 who'd have recommended antibiotics. 425 00:25:55,084 --> 00:25:59,020 No? And I'm sure yours wouldn't be the first baby 426 00:25:59,036 --> 00:26:01,084 born with a weakened immune system because of it. 427 00:26:02,000 --> 00:26:04,084 Right. Still, but some women do take - 428 00:26:05,000 --> 00:26:09,004 Oh Louisa, Louisa, it's not your fault. 429 00:26:09,020 --> 00:26:13,000 The control of childbirth by a male-dominated health service 430 00:26:13,016 --> 00:26:15,008 is designed to keep women suppressed. 431 00:26:17,064 --> 00:26:20,012 Put your head back and close your eyes. 432 00:26:24,072 --> 00:26:27,096 Imagine you're in a meadow. 433 00:26:28,012 --> 00:26:32,068 The sun is shining, the grass is soft. 434 00:26:32,080 --> 00:26:35,040 You are lying in the sunlight. 435 00:26:36,088 --> 00:26:40,004 Not a care in the world. 436 00:26:40,016 --> 00:26:42,068 And one by one, 437 00:26:42,080 --> 00:26:44,068 your worries 438 00:26:44,080 --> 00:26:46,076 all fade away. 439 00:27:01,052 --> 00:27:04,048 Aunty Joan. What's happened? 440 00:27:04,060 --> 00:27:06,036 Nothing, nothing. 441 00:27:06,048 --> 00:27:08,008 It's 7:30 in the morning. 442 00:27:08,024 --> 00:27:12,080 Is it? Er, right, well, the thing is, um, I'm having a lunch. 443 00:27:12,096 --> 00:27:15,056 A lunch. Er, yes. 444 00:27:15,068 --> 00:27:18,052 Um, there's this job in London 445 00:27:18,068 --> 00:27:21,096 and, um, I'm having a lunch to see someone about it. 446 00:27:22,012 --> 00:27:24,032 To talk, talk about it. In London? 447 00:27:24,048 --> 00:27:27,044 Yes. The job is. The lunch is in Truro. 448 00:27:27,056 --> 00:27:29,064 What kind of job? 449 00:27:29,080 --> 00:27:32,008 Head of Vascular Surgery at Imperial College. 450 00:27:32,024 --> 00:27:33,060 Surgery? Yes. 451 00:27:33,072 --> 00:27:35,020 What about the blood? 452 00:27:35,036 --> 00:27:38,016 Well, um, I'm working on that, um, it's coming along. 453 00:27:38,032 --> 00:27:40,084 Bit of a way to go, but definitely getting there. 454 00:27:40,096 --> 00:27:43,024 Maybe I should have said something. 455 00:27:44,032 --> 00:27:47,044 No, it's wonderful, Martin. Wonderful. 456 00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:53,092 What's that? 457 00:27:54,004 --> 00:27:56,000 Marigold's birthday today. 458 00:27:56,012 --> 00:27:57,060 What you get her? 459 00:27:58,060 --> 00:28:01,020 It's a bit big, isn't it? Is it? 460 00:28:01,036 --> 00:28:03,072 She'll have to hide that from her husband. 461 00:28:03,088 --> 00:28:06,028 Oh it's just a little something from her employer. 462 00:28:06,044 --> 00:28:08,080 So, you want to give her a little something, do you? 463 00:28:08,092 --> 00:28:10,084 I'm just being friendly. 464 00:28:11,000 --> 00:28:12,036 Wanna see? Mm. 465 00:28:15,020 --> 00:28:18,016 And I can come up and see you. 466 00:28:18,028 --> 00:28:20,056 Yes, that'll be nice. 467 00:28:21,056 --> 00:28:25,032 It really is jolly good news, if you're sure you can manage it. 468 00:28:25,044 --> 00:28:27,096 Yes, yes, it is. 469 00:28:30,044 --> 00:28:32,004 Does Louisa know? 470 00:28:34,012 --> 00:28:37,028 No. What about the child? 471 00:28:37,040 --> 00:28:38,092 What do you mean? 472 00:28:39,008 --> 00:28:40,088 Your child, seeing it as it's growing up. 473 00:28:41,004 --> 00:28:45,040 I don't honestly think I'd be a natural at all that, do you? 474 00:28:45,052 --> 00:28:46,096 When it came to it. 475 00:28:47,012 --> 00:28:49,052 You're just going to have to work twice as hard at it. 476 00:28:53,004 --> 00:28:54,076 If that's what Louisa wants. 477 00:28:54,092 --> 00:28:58,024 A long distance father's better than no father at all. 478 00:28:58,040 --> 00:29:01,044 But the two of you are going to have to work it out together. 479 00:29:01,056 --> 00:29:03,016 It won't happen by itself. 480 00:29:04,084 --> 00:29:07,072 I'm going to miss you, Marty. 481 00:29:08,084 --> 00:29:10,076 I'm going to miss you too, Aunty Joan. 482 00:29:13,000 --> 00:29:15,056 Just don't let Louisa be the last one to find out. 483 00:29:16,088 --> 00:29:18,056 PHONE RINGS 484 00:29:18,068 --> 00:29:20,068 Of course, there'd be water in it. 485 00:29:20,084 --> 00:29:22,044 What do you think? She'll love it. 486 00:29:24,072 --> 00:29:26,072 Hello. 487 00:29:26,084 --> 00:29:29,088 Oh, alright, alright, yeah. 488 00:29:30,004 --> 00:29:33,004 I'll tell him. Yeah. That was Marigold. 489 00:29:33,020 --> 00:29:36,000 Her old man's flu's got worse so she's staying at home. 490 00:29:36,016 --> 00:29:37,064 Marigold? Mm. 491 00:29:37,076 --> 00:29:39,040 Not coming in? 492 00:29:39,056 --> 00:29:44,000 No. Could you call Angela, and arrange cover? 493 00:29:52,032 --> 00:29:55,056 I promise you he was crying fit to bust before I brought him in. 494 00:29:55,068 --> 00:29:57,068 He's got a slight temperature. 495 00:29:57,084 --> 00:29:59,084 Have you got any Calpol at home? Yes. 496 00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:02,064 That'll bring it down. Do you have a thermometer? 497 00:30:02,080 --> 00:30:05,080 I think so. 37 is what you're aiming for. 498 00:30:05,096 --> 00:30:09,056 Has he got what Miss Glasson's got? What's she got? 499 00:30:09,072 --> 00:30:12,004 Nasty cold. She's off school and everything. 500 00:30:12,020 --> 00:30:15,024 No, he's teething. Give him the Calpol. 501 00:30:25,068 --> 00:30:29,020 So, you're off to your meeting then. In Truro. 502 00:30:29,036 --> 00:30:34,092 Yes. Good luck. 503 00:31:05,064 --> 00:31:07,088 What? 504 00:31:08,004 --> 00:31:10,044 We'll keep you hydrated and ride out the storm. 505 00:31:10,060 --> 00:31:13,028 Try to keep a positive attitude, Louisa. 506 00:31:13,044 --> 00:31:17,044 There's nothing to be gained by letting baby feel your vexation. 507 00:31:17,056 --> 00:31:19,024 Are you sure it's OK? 508 00:31:19,040 --> 00:31:22,020 Mothers have been having colds since time began. 509 00:31:22,036 --> 00:31:24,044 Nature and Nurse O'Brien know what to do. 510 00:31:30,032 --> 00:31:33,048 She's resting. Martin. 511 00:31:33,060 --> 00:31:35,060 Louisa, how are you feeling? 512 00:31:35,072 --> 00:31:37,020 Not very good. 513 00:31:37,032 --> 00:31:39,000 What's her temperature? 514 00:31:39,016 --> 00:31:41,016 She has a very nasty cold, poor thing. 515 00:31:41,032 --> 00:31:42,096 No, she doesn't. What's her temperature? 516 00:31:43,012 --> 00:31:44,068 103. 103! 517 00:31:44,084 --> 00:31:47,056 You're still not taking the antibiotics? No. 518 00:31:51,064 --> 00:31:55,024 Ow! You've developed a kidney infection leading to rigors. 519 00:31:55,040 --> 00:31:58,024 Give me the medication. Don't you click your fingers at me. 520 00:31:58,036 --> 00:31:59,076 What's rigors? 521 00:31:59,092 --> 00:32:01,064 Louisa, do not allow that man to bully you. 522 00:32:01,076 --> 00:32:03,016 Is the baby alright? 523 00:32:03,032 --> 00:32:05,048 The baby wants you to take antibiotics. 524 00:32:05,064 --> 00:32:08,064 What's rigors? It's your body heating up to kill bacteria. 525 00:32:08,080 --> 00:32:11,076 Antibiotics also kill bacteria, they're just quicker and safer. 526 00:32:11,088 --> 00:32:13,068 That's a very male point of view. 527 00:32:13,080 --> 00:32:15,028 No it's not, it's a fact! 528 00:32:15,044 --> 00:32:18,004 The only risk this woman and her baby have been put at 529 00:32:18,020 --> 00:32:21,064 is a premature delivery triggered by prolonged high temperature. 530 00:32:21,076 --> 00:32:24,008 Oh well done, doctor! 531 00:32:24,024 --> 00:32:26,080 Another victory for conveyor belt medicine. 532 00:32:26,096 --> 00:32:29,060 (GAGS) Oh. Hang on. 533 00:32:29,076 --> 00:32:33,088 I am sorry, Miss Glasson, it is not your fault, you are a victim. 534 00:32:34,000 --> 00:32:35,076 I beg your pardon? 535 00:32:35,092 --> 00:32:38,092 I'm not a victim, thank you very much. 536 00:32:39,004 --> 00:32:40,052 Oh but you are, darlin'. 537 00:32:40,068 --> 00:32:43,000 You are a wounded creature and the cat has pounced. 538 00:32:43,016 --> 00:32:45,092 I'm not a cat. He doesn't pounce. 539 00:32:47,024 --> 00:32:50,008 Martin is a very, very good doctor. And a man. 540 00:32:50,024 --> 00:32:51,060 No, he's not. Yes, I am. 541 00:32:51,076 --> 00:32:53,048 Of course you are but that's not the point! 542 00:32:53,060 --> 00:32:55,000 But it is the point. 543 00:32:55,016 --> 00:32:57,092 No, it isn't. If anyone has got a problem with sex, it's you! 544 00:32:58,008 --> 00:33:01,040 I beg your pardon! I mean gender. Men and women. 545 00:33:01,056 --> 00:33:04,032 You know, a woman could be just as insensitive as Martin. 546 00:33:04,048 --> 00:33:07,004 What? Well, you are. 547 00:33:07,016 --> 00:33:09,068 Thank you for doing your best, Molly 548 00:33:09,084 --> 00:33:13,076 but I'm just not happy with it, so goodbye. 549 00:33:17,076 --> 00:33:19,056 Goodbye, darlin'. 550 00:33:23,092 --> 00:33:25,076 She does mean well. 551 00:33:25,088 --> 00:33:28,024 That's alright then. 552 00:33:28,040 --> 00:33:31,052 Now, take one of these every four hours. Drink plenty of water. 553 00:33:31,068 --> 00:33:34,008 You should feel the benefits pretty soon. 554 00:33:34,020 --> 00:33:37,044 Thank you. Thanks. 555 00:33:39,048 --> 00:33:43,048 Actually, there was another reason I came here. 556 00:33:44,048 --> 00:33:47,072 Something I wanted to tell you. I'm having lunch. 557 00:33:47,084 --> 00:33:50,044 You are? OK. 558 00:33:50,060 --> 00:33:55,088 Yes, in Truro. With my old tutor from Imperial which is a hospital. 559 00:33:56,004 --> 00:33:57,060 In London. Uh huh. 560 00:33:59,080 --> 00:34:01,080 And the truth is, 561 00:34:01,092 --> 00:34:04,040 actually, Louisa - 562 00:34:04,056 --> 00:34:06,032 KNOCKING Doctor Ellingham! 563 00:34:06,044 --> 00:34:08,080 Thank God, I saw your car. 564 00:34:08,096 --> 00:34:10,088 I'm sorry, Miss Glasson, but it's Daren. 565 00:34:11,004 --> 00:34:13,032 Oh go on, Martin. It's fine. I'll be fine. 566 00:34:13,044 --> 00:34:15,088 Right. 567 00:34:16,004 --> 00:34:20,032 Take a lukewarm shower to cool down and let the penicillin do the rest. 568 00:34:20,044 --> 00:34:22,000 Yeah. Thank you, Martin. 569 00:34:23,000 --> 00:34:24,088 Right, go on! 570 00:34:25,004 --> 00:34:28,012 His temperature has just shot up. It's really, really high! 571 00:34:35,000 --> 00:34:37,024 It's the same as before - 38 degrees. 572 00:34:37,036 --> 00:34:39,064 It was 99 just now, definitely. 573 00:34:39,080 --> 00:34:43,000 99 degrees Fahrenheit. Yes. 574 00:34:43,016 --> 00:34:45,068 99 degrees Fahrenheit, 38 degrees Centigrade. 575 00:34:45,084 --> 00:34:48,008 Which one's he got? They're both the same. 576 00:34:48,024 --> 00:34:51,052 Look, you press the button and only worry about the lower number. 577 00:34:51,068 --> 00:34:54,012 When did you last give him Calpol? I haven't got any. 578 00:34:54,024 --> 00:34:56,000 Oh, for God's sake! 579 00:34:56,016 --> 00:34:59,004 Sorry, I thought I had. I'll go get some from Mrs Tishell. 580 00:34:59,016 --> 00:35:01,024 Thanks ever so, doctor. 581 00:35:01,036 --> 00:35:03,008 You've forgotten something. 582 00:35:03,024 --> 00:35:06,036 Have I? Danny. 583 00:35:06,048 --> 00:35:08,064 Oh, Daren, yes. 584 00:35:08,080 --> 00:35:12,092 I'd forget my head if it wasn't screwed on. Thanks ever so, doctor. 585 00:35:37,040 --> 00:35:39,008 Is anyone home? 586 00:35:39,020 --> 00:35:42,012 Marigold? 587 00:35:42,024 --> 00:35:44,068 Bert? Is that you? 588 00:35:44,084 --> 00:35:47,056 Hello? Come on up. 589 00:35:50,092 --> 00:35:55,028 No, Michael, you stay put, don't be foolish. I'll see to it. 590 00:35:55,040 --> 00:35:57,012 (GROANS) 591 00:35:57,024 --> 00:36:01,056 Come on, Mari, we've got a visitor. 592 00:36:01,068 --> 00:36:04,040 No, Michael, Bert understands. 593 00:36:04,052 --> 00:36:05,092 Bert, tell him. 594 00:36:06,008 --> 00:36:10,000 Hello, Mr Marley. Don't worry about me. You just stay there. 595 00:36:10,012 --> 00:36:12,024 What are you doing here? 596 00:36:12,036 --> 00:36:15,012 That for Marigold, is it? 597 00:36:15,028 --> 00:36:18,056 It's just a present. From everyone. 598 00:36:18,068 --> 00:36:20,024 Oh. 599 00:36:22,092 --> 00:36:25,048 He's not well at all, is he? 600 00:36:27,036 --> 00:36:29,080 I know. 601 00:36:29,092 --> 00:36:31,080 Have you called the doctor? 602 00:36:31,096 --> 00:36:36,028 I don't really like to, he's not keen on house calls, is he? 603 00:36:36,044 --> 00:36:41,008 No. But I could call him if you want. Like a friend. 604 00:36:41,024 --> 00:36:43,036 MOBILE RINGS PAULINE: Dr. Ellingham? 605 00:36:43,052 --> 00:36:45,092 I have Mr Large for you, just putting you through. 606 00:36:46,008 --> 00:36:47,052 Why? MR: LARGE: Doc? 607 00:36:47,068 --> 00:36:49,040 What do you want? Sorry to bother you. 608 00:36:49,052 --> 00:36:51,000 Yes? 609 00:36:51,016 --> 00:36:53,080 But I'm out at St Breward at Marigold Marley's place. 610 00:36:53,096 --> 00:36:56,076 You remember her - cut finger, she works in my restaurant. 611 00:36:56,088 --> 00:36:58,044 I'm in a hurry, Bert. 612 00:36:58,060 --> 00:37:02,012 It's her husband. He isn't very well, not well at all, 613 00:37:02,028 --> 00:37:05,012 and I was wondering if you had any tips. 614 00:37:05,028 --> 00:37:08,024 I mean, he's in bed, but he's as weak as a kitten. 615 00:37:08,040 --> 00:37:10,052 Is she alright? Oh, she's fine, I think. 616 00:37:10,064 --> 00:37:13,032 Just a bit peaky. Mustn't grumble. 617 00:37:13,044 --> 00:37:15,052 Has he got a temperature? 618 00:37:15,064 --> 00:37:18,000 I don't know, really. 619 00:37:18,012 --> 00:37:19,092 Does he seem at all delirious? 620 00:37:20,004 --> 00:37:22,060 Ah - 621 00:37:22,076 --> 00:37:25,080 (SCREAMS) Michael. My word! 622 00:37:25,096 --> 00:37:27,060 Bert? Michael! 623 00:37:27,076 --> 00:37:31,060 I have Dr Montgomery for you, Dr Ellingham, just putting you through. 624 00:37:31,076 --> 00:37:33,052 No! DR MONTGOMERY: Ellingham? 625 00:37:33,064 --> 00:37:35,040 Oh for God's sake! 626 00:37:35,056 --> 00:37:38,044 Hello, Ellingham, are you alright? Yes, what do you want? 627 00:37:38,060 --> 00:37:42,012 Your secretary said you were going to be late. We wondered how late. 628 00:37:42,024 --> 00:37:43,076 I'm attending an emergency. 629 00:37:43,092 --> 00:37:47,024 Oh. But the thing is, Robert's got a 2.30 train. 630 00:37:47,036 --> 00:37:49,008 I can't miss it. 631 00:37:49,024 --> 00:37:50,092 Ambulance wouldn't be more appropriate? 632 00:37:51,008 --> 00:37:54,004 Edith, there's a sick man on Bodmin Moor, 633 00:37:54,020 --> 00:37:56,056 I'm on Bodmin Moor and I'm a doctor. 634 00:37:56,072 --> 00:37:58,088 I do think it would be good if you could get here. 635 00:38:06,004 --> 00:38:11,028 He is full of apologies but he's got an emergency. 636 00:38:11,040 --> 00:38:13,092 That's bloody awkward, actually. 637 00:38:15,024 --> 00:38:17,056 He has got the Imperial post, hasn't he? 638 00:38:19,024 --> 00:38:21,068 I've been asked to look him in the eye 639 00:38:21,084 --> 00:38:24,028 and quiz him about his blood problem. 640 00:38:29,040 --> 00:38:31,008 Thanks, Doc, it's over here. 641 00:38:34,064 --> 00:38:36,016 Have you moved him? 642 00:38:36,032 --> 00:38:38,012 Ah, just to make him more comfortable, Doc. 643 00:38:38,024 --> 00:38:40,016 And to keep him warm. 644 00:38:40,032 --> 00:38:43,036 He's boiling. Have you got a thermometer? 645 00:38:43,048 --> 00:38:44,096 Somewhere. 646 00:38:45,008 --> 00:38:47,016 (GROANS) 647 00:38:50,056 --> 00:38:52,080 Right. We need to get him on his side. 648 00:38:52,092 --> 00:38:54,056 Right, Doc. 649 00:38:54,072 --> 00:38:56,084 No, don't touch him. He might have broken something. 650 00:38:57,000 --> 00:38:59,084 (GROANS) That's all we've got. 651 00:39:00,000 --> 00:39:03,028 It's a jam thermometer, Doc. You use it in cooking. 652 00:39:03,044 --> 00:39:05,004 Um, not just for jam, for all sorts - 653 00:39:05,016 --> 00:39:06,084 Right, it'll do. 654 00:39:10,020 --> 00:39:12,012 I need rubber gloves. 655 00:39:14,080 --> 00:39:16,088 Go see if she's got some ice. 656 00:39:17,004 --> 00:39:19,040 Ice? Yes! To cool him down. Quickly. 657 00:39:19,052 --> 00:39:21,040 OK, Doc. 658 00:39:21,052 --> 00:39:24,004 (GROANS) 659 00:39:24,016 --> 00:39:26,004 I'm a doctor. 660 00:39:26,016 --> 00:39:28,048 You've had an accident. 661 00:39:28,064 --> 00:39:32,024 An ambulance is on its way. Does it hurt anywhere? 662 00:39:32,036 --> 00:39:34,004 Marigold? 663 00:39:34,020 --> 00:39:37,000 She's in the kitchen. Does it hurt anywhere in particular? 664 00:39:37,012 --> 00:39:39,044 I don't think so. 665 00:39:39,056 --> 00:39:41,044 (SIGHS) 666 00:39:41,056 --> 00:39:43,044 CHOPPING SOUND 667 00:39:48,088 --> 00:39:51,064 Oh, sorry, there are the gloves. 668 00:39:51,076 --> 00:39:54,068 What are you doing? 669 00:39:54,084 --> 00:39:57,028 Breaking up the ice up, so it'll fit in the funnel. 670 00:39:57,044 --> 00:39:59,016 It doesn't have to fit in the funnel. 671 00:39:59,032 --> 00:40:01,080 Well how else are you going to get it in his bottom? 672 00:40:01,096 --> 00:40:05,024 That's not going in his bottom, the thermometer is. 673 00:40:10,056 --> 00:40:13,048 Has your husband handled these? 674 00:40:14,048 --> 00:40:17,064 Yes. What does he do, stuff them? 675 00:40:17,080 --> 00:40:22,000 Well, I do most of the cooking. I stuff the pheasants. 676 00:40:22,012 --> 00:40:23,056 Cooking! 677 00:40:23,068 --> 00:40:25,072 You cook them? 678 00:40:25,084 --> 00:40:27,052 Oh God! 679 00:40:27,068 --> 00:40:30,040 Well, that one may be a bit past its sell-by 680 00:40:30,052 --> 00:40:32,040 but it's Michael, 681 00:40:32,052 --> 00:40:34,088 he likes the extra flavour. 682 00:40:35,004 --> 00:40:37,056 It's perfectly legal. Marigold's alright. 683 00:40:37,068 --> 00:40:39,020 Marigold is not alright. 684 00:40:39,036 --> 00:40:41,056 Your immune system seems stronger than your husband's 685 00:40:41,072 --> 00:40:44,032 but you're both presenting symptoms of toxoplasmosis - 686 00:40:44,048 --> 00:40:46,044 found in wild animals and infected meat. 687 00:40:47,044 --> 00:40:50,096 I've poisoned Mikey! More or less. 688 00:40:51,008 --> 00:40:54,000 Oh, Michael, my love! 689 00:40:56,012 --> 00:40:59,012 Mikey! Oh I'll get the ice then. 690 00:41:02,092 --> 00:41:04,096 Oh Mikey, Mikey. 691 00:41:05,012 --> 00:41:08,032 Mari. It was the badger burgers. 692 00:41:08,048 --> 00:41:13,072 I know they were strong but I can't say no to you, my darling. 693 00:41:14,072 --> 00:41:16,072 Hold that against his forehead. 694 00:41:18,020 --> 00:41:21,068 You been leading him on, Pussycat, hey? 695 00:41:26,040 --> 00:41:28,056 Maybe a bit. 696 00:41:28,068 --> 00:41:30,092 Oh, Marigold. 697 00:41:33,008 --> 00:41:38,032 Not your fault, Mr Large. She's just a sucker for flirting. 698 00:41:38,044 --> 00:41:40,040 (GROANS) 699 00:41:40,052 --> 00:41:41,092 Is he going to be OK? 700 00:41:42,004 --> 00:41:44,028 Yes, now that we know what it is. 701 00:41:44,040 --> 00:41:45,092 AMBULANCE SIREN WAILS 702 00:41:46,008 --> 00:41:49,024 Bert, you haven't been selling this stuff in your cafe, have you? 703 00:41:49,036 --> 00:41:52,000 Has Miss Glasson had any? Bert! 704 00:41:52,012 --> 00:41:54,072 She hasn't been in. 705 00:41:54,088 --> 00:41:57,048 And we don't serve badger in any restaurant of mine, 706 00:41:57,064 --> 00:42:00,024 thank you very much. Right. Come in. 707 00:42:00,040 --> 00:42:03,040 The patient is presenting symptoms of cerebral toxoplasmosis. 708 00:42:03,056 --> 00:42:05,044 Pulse rate is elevated and he's febrile. 709 00:42:22,060 --> 00:42:25,000 Louisa, you should be in bed. 710 00:42:25,016 --> 00:42:28,032 I feel so much better. Can I come in for a minute? 711 00:42:28,044 --> 00:42:30,008 Yes. 712 00:42:30,020 --> 00:42:33,000 Oh, you're expecting someone. Sorry. 713 00:42:33,012 --> 00:42:35,036 No, that's fine. What do you want? 714 00:42:35,048 --> 00:42:38,052 I just wanted to apologise, really, 715 00:42:38,064 --> 00:42:41,012 for not taking the antibiotics 716 00:42:41,028 --> 00:42:44,004 and for being rude, basically, the other night. 717 00:42:44,020 --> 00:42:47,084 And I will have the baby in hospital if that's your advice. 718 00:42:47,096 --> 00:42:49,084 It is. Yes. 719 00:42:51,016 --> 00:42:54,048 Louisa, um, take a seat. 720 00:43:01,016 --> 00:43:03,024 Louisa - 721 00:43:03,036 --> 00:43:05,024 KNOCKING 722 00:43:05,036 --> 00:43:08,024 (SIGHS) I'll get that. 723 00:43:14,044 --> 00:43:17,012 Hello, Ellingham. Edith. 724 00:43:17,028 --> 00:43:19,084 Medical emergency turn out satisfactorily? 725 00:43:20,000 --> 00:43:22,068 Yes, thank you. Cerebral toxoplasmosis. 726 00:43:23,068 --> 00:43:25,080 Robert was a little huffy. 727 00:43:25,096 --> 00:43:28,080 But actually it helped, you not being there. 728 00:43:28,096 --> 00:43:32,048 It was the haemophobia he wanted to be sure about. 729 00:43:32,064 --> 00:43:34,056 I told him you were completely over it 730 00:43:34,068 --> 00:43:36,040 and itching to get back to London. 731 00:43:36,052 --> 00:43:38,028 Tell me you can back it up. 732 00:43:38,040 --> 00:43:40,084 Because, it's not official yet, 733 00:43:40,096 --> 00:43:43,064 they're giving it to you. 734 00:43:43,076 --> 00:43:45,064 You replace 735 00:43:45,076 --> 00:43:47,064 Geoffrey Rushton 736 00:43:47,076 --> 00:43:49,036 on the 31st. 737 00:43:51,052 --> 00:43:54,000 Congratulations. 738 00:43:55,048 --> 00:43:57,060 You're welcome. 739 00:44:00,060 --> 00:44:03,028 Oh, hello. 740 00:44:03,044 --> 00:44:06,004 I just popped in to tell Martin something. 741 00:44:07,004 --> 00:44:09,024 You look a bit pasty. Are you alright? 742 00:44:09,040 --> 00:44:12,000 A urinary tract infection. It's in hand. 743 00:44:12,012 --> 00:44:13,076 Ah. 744 00:44:13,088 --> 00:44:16,028 I'll just pop off then. 745 00:44:16,040 --> 00:44:17,080 Right. 746 00:44:17,096 --> 00:44:20,024 I've implemented 8 of your 14 suggestions. 747 00:44:20,040 --> 00:44:23,024 I thought you'd stopped being her doctor. 748 00:44:23,036 --> 00:44:24,084 It was a one-off. 749 00:44:26,084 --> 00:44:28,096 Funny little thing, isn't she? 750 00:44:30,012 --> 00:44:32,044 Quite spiky. 751 00:44:47,052 --> 00:44:50,016 I have every right to accuse you of opening my post, 752 00:44:50,032 --> 00:44:52,028 if you have opened my post, which you have! 753 00:44:52,040 --> 00:44:54,032 How else was I going to find out, 754 00:44:54,048 --> 00:44:57,012 I just turn up at work one day and find the place empty. 755 00:44:57,024 --> 00:44:58,096 We're sharing? 756 00:44:59,012 --> 00:45:01,060 Well, I find that a night together works out better 757 00:45:01,076 --> 00:45:04,000 if both parties are in the same room, don't you think? 758 00:45:04,012 --> 00:45:05,076 Closed Captions by CSI 759 00:45:05,126 --> 00:45:09,676 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 56369

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