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- It's gonna be great.
- It's gonna be awesome.
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We're gonna have a blast.
Come on, let's bring it in.
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Bring it in. Let's get a picture.
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- ALL: Fowling!
- [CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS]
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[PINS CLATTER]
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[UPBEAT MUSIC]
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Hey, how are ya?
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We're here for the charity event.
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The entry is a suggested $100 donation.
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And I would suggest a much lower number.
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- [BOTH LAUGH]
- Is there an open bar?
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- Yes.
- Oh! [BLOWS RASPBERRY]
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You're gonna lose money on this deal.
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- It's dumb, stupid.
- This is dumb.
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- You guys are suckers.
- Idiots.
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- Here you go, sucker.
- Thank you.
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Oh, there's Harbaugh.
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- [SCATTERED GROANS]
- Dang it!
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It's okay, Jim.
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We're just having fun, for charity.
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Well, it's totally different mechanics.
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Fowling is different.
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You think LeBron James
would be good at pop-a-shot?
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- Look at this guy!
- I'm getting this.
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Dang it!
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This guy's killing me!
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- There she is.
- [HARBAUGH GRUNTS]
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Let's do it.
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[UPBEAT FUNKY MUSIC]
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?
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- Oh, yum-yum-yum.
- This looks delicious.
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I can't wait to have another slice.
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Uh, s-sorry, you each have a...
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A pepperoni on your face.
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- Oh, God damn it.
- [GROANS]
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- Oh, crap.
- How embarrassing.
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First we donate $10,000 to charity,
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and now we got pepperoni on our faces.
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- [SOFT LAUGH]
- I'm sorry.
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You probably get this all the time,
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but has anybody ever told
you you look just like...
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Emma Stone.
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[TSKS] No.
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I was thinking Reilly Clair,
VP of Marketing, Little Caesars.
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Oh, actually, yeah, I am Reilly Clair.
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- Yeah.
- Oh, my goodness..
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- [BOTH LAUGH]
- Are you serious?
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That's... I mean... So embarrassing.
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Oh, my God.
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- First, we donate 1OK.
- Each.
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- Each.
- And now this? Ugh.
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Sam Duvet. Cramblin Duvet Advertising.
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- Hi.
- Yeah. How you doing?
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Tim Cramblin, the aforementioned
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Cramblin Duvet Advertising.
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We would love to work with you someday.
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Oh, well, actually we are
looking for a new agency.
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Oh, my God. I had not heard that.
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- Sam, had you heard that?
- I had not heard that.
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Oh, had I heard that I would have said,
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"Well, look no further
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You found the perfect guys for the job."
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- Had I heard that.
- Had he heard that.
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Dang it! Give me that.
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Watch this.
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[YELLS]
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I don't mind telling you,
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we're the two best admen in the city.
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But we're also big fans of
your Little Caesar's pizza.
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Oh, thank you.
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The smell of one of your
Hot-N-Readys instantly
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takes us back to some of our
greatest childhood memories.
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And not just for us,
but for everyone we know.
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[WAILS]
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You couldn't walk 50 miles in any direction
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from the spot we're standing in right now
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without coming across a birthday party,
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graduation, or an anniversary
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that isn't serving a
great, big, piping-hot...
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- I can't believe this!
- Little Caesars...
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- [BALL THUNKS]
- [WOMAN GASPS, MAN GROANS]
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Pizza, pizza.
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? Next time ?
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? When they ask you ?
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? Where you're from ?
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? You gon' say Detroit city ?
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? When we get back
on our feet, yeah ?
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Synced and corrected by louvette
www.addic7ed.com
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Welcome back to "Mitch, Please!"
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With your host Mitch
Albom and Ken B-B-B-Brown!
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All right, we're back.
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Take a look at what happened
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at a local fowling charity event
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where Michigan coach Jim Harbaugh
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can't hit a single pin,
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but does connect with the
back of this guy's head.
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- [BALL THUNKS]
- [WOMAN GASPS, MAN GROANS]
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- Pizza, pizza.
- What a moron!
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I don't know why,
but I hate this guy.
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I mean, I guess I see
what's funny about that.
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I guess, I mean, like,
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but wouldn't it be funnier
if I had gotten knocked out?
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I mean, what's funny about not flinching?
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I mean, we almost had Little Caesars!
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I could tell, Reilly
was into that pitch, man.
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Had you not getting beaned
to the back of the head
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by Harbaugh's throw at that exact moment,
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we'd have landed the
Little Caesars account.
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Yeah, and I wouldn't have been
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hit in the head with a football.
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[SOFTLY] Hey, how... How is your head, man?
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Don't. Don't even.
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I should have asked you
that right after it happened.
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- I apologize. Sorry.
- Yeah, man.
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[CELL PHONES CHIME]
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[FUNKY UPBEAT MUSIC]
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Guys, thank you so much
for coming in on such
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short notice, but we were
really excited to talk to you.
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- We're excited to be here.
- Yeah.
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Is it true that the water fountains here
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shoot out cheese and not water?
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No. How... how would that work?
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I'm not stupid.
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Cool.
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Oh, my God.
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Those windows are always
supposed to be closed!
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That's where we come
up with the new pizzas.
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[CHUCKLES] I thought I
saw a pizza ball in there.
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No, you didn't.
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You didn't see anything.
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[SOFTLY] There was a real nice pizza ball.
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- The guy spazzed.
- The guy spazzed.
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You know they're up to something.
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Oh, hey, guys, grab a slice
of pizza and have a seat.
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We'll get started in just a second.
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Hi, Tim.
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- How's it going?
- Good.
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Paul Sloan.
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I used to work for your dad at Cramblin.
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- I'm at Little Caesars now.
- Oh, nice to meet you.
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- Meet me?
- Are you kidding?
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It's me, Paul.
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I remember when you used to
fit in the palm of my hand.
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Heck, kid, I used to change your diapers.
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Why would you have changed my diapers?
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'Cause they were filled with poop.
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- No... why you?
- Listen...
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All right, guys, let's get started.
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All right, everyone, this is Tim and Sam
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from Cramblin Duvet Advertising.
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No introduction is needed for me.
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I used to change that guy's diapers.
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[LAUGHTER]
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Shut up.
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Well, needless to say,
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these two made quite
an impression yesterday.
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I'm sorry, you guys want to tell it?
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Uh, yeah, sure.
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Uh, we ran into Reilly when we were eating
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Little Caesars pizza, actually.
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We had pepperonis on our faces.
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We had pepperonis on our faces.
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And we told her, you couldn't
walk 50 miles in any direction
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from the spot we're
standing in right now...
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Yeah, guys, uh, just
tell them the part where
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Harbaugh pegged you in the back
of the head with a football.
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It was hilarious.
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Was it?
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And that's when we knew
we needed to hire you two
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to do an ad for us.
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Hire us?
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We just landed Little Caesars?
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Congratulations.
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- Oh, my God!
- Holy hell.
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Oh, well, I gotta tell you,
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you're not gonna be disappointed.
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- No, hell no.
- Promise you that.
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We're gonna put together the
best friggin' ad you've ever seen.
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Yeah, or else we'll die trying.
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Boom!
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- Oh, no, my friend's dead!
- [LAUGHS]
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No, uh, guys you already
pitched the perfect commercial.
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Even a football to the back of the head
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won't stop you from
enjoying Little Caesars...
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- [BALL THUNKS]
- [WOMAN GASPS, MAN GROANS]
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- Pizza, pizza.
- [LAUGHTER]
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I mean, come on. That is the commercial.
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Am I right?
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[FALSETTO] Ohh, yeah.
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[FALSETTO, MUMBLING]
Uh, that's pretty good.
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[FALSETTO, MUMBLING] Pretty good.
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Hey, Quintin! Two beers for two guys
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who just landed Little Caesars Pizza.
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- We just left the headquarters.
- Cool.
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I heard the water fountains there
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squirt out cheese instead of water.
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Are you stupid?
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Fellas.
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I don't mean to interrupt, but, uh,
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love your Harbaugh video, man.
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Hey, it's my girl's birthday.
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I wonder if she come
over here, we could, like,
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throw her purse at the back of your head.
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You could be like, "Birthday, birthday"?
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No, I'm okay. Thanks, though.
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Oh. So you're an asshole.
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Baby, he said no.
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Asshole!
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I'm not embarrassed by what happened,
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but at the same time,
I don't like the idea of
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perpetuating the incident
in a commercial for
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the largest pizza brand on the planet.
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It's just our foot in the door, Sam.
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All we have to do now is
pitch them a brand-new idea
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that undeniably better than
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you getting hit in the
head with a football.
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Yeah, anything's funnier than that.
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How bout we take a...
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- [CAN THUNKS]
- [LAUGHS]
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[LAUGHING] I'm sorry.
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I'm sorry, man. We're big fans.
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[LAUGHING]
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Well, you can't beat funny with funny.
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So the new idea has to be something that
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shamelessly pulls at people's heartstrings.
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Ooh! Okay, how about this?
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Uh, an old lady's crying by a river.
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Uh, uh, she's tossing her
husband's ashes in the river.
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And a... a fish eat the ashes
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and jumps out of the water
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and winks at the old lady.
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Uh, she catches the
fish, puts it in a tank.
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She has her husband back. Little Caesars.
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Oh, my God, it's perfect.
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I just... I don't know how you
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grab a fish out of the
water, is the only thing...
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Yeah, but making a fish wink is easy?
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It's your idea, asshole!
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[CAN THUNKS]
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You proud?
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Enough!
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- I'm thinking for the tag...
- Yeah.
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We got with: "It's not
just a slice of pizza."
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- It's a little slice of home."
- Oh, it's great.
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It's so much better than "slice of house."
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- Mm-hmm. We got this.
- Yeah.
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- Follow my lead.
- Yes.
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Mmm, let me take a bite
of this Little Caesars.
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Pizza, pizza. [LAUGHTER]
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Oh, my gosh, Donnie, that was terrific.
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Thank you so much for coming in.
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I'm gonna need the pizza,
but thank you so much.
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[CHUCKLING] He was great!
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Oh, my God, I cannot
believe his pants fell down
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in the middle of the audition.
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He looked like a complete idiot.
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- He's perfect.
- Right?
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Excuse me? Uh.
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Are you guys auditioning actors already?
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Yeah.
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Reilly, can we talk to you for a second?
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Sure.
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There he is!
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I've seen this guy naked from head to toe.
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As a baby.
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I used to change his diapers.
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This kid would eat anything
he got his hands on.
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And then his face would
scrunch up and turn red and bam!
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It would should out the front,
the back, and everywhere.
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And I used to have to clean up every inch.
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Where were my parents?
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Why was I left alone with you?
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[CHUCKLES]
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And don't get me started about the piss!
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- [IMITATES WHIZZING]
- [LAUGHS]
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We're just a little concerned
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with how fast things are moving.
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Yeah... and we actually
have a brand-new idea
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that I think you're gonna like even more.
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- I hope you have tissues ready.
- Mm-hmm.
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Because imagine this.
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An old lady stands by a river...
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Yeah, guys, I'm sorry, we're just...
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We're really happy with the guy getting hit
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in the head with the football, so.
286
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Hello, Reilly.
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Oh, hey, Andrew.
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I came straight from the airport.
289
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I'd love to get the
production meeting done,
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so I can have a bath.
291
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Oh, of course you would, you poor thing.
292
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Okay, it's just right down there
293
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- through the conference room.
- Cheers.
294
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- Cheers.
- Cheers.
295
00:10:01,918 --> 00:10:03,018
[SOFTLY] That's Andrew.
296
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He's directing the commercial.
297
00:10:04,707 --> 00:10:05,855
- Wait, what?
- Wha...
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I thought we were directing?
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- [LAUGHS] Oh.
300
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Uh, no, God no.
301
00:10:11,394 --> 00:10:12,595
Sorry, guys. That was never an option.
302
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We've directed hundreds of commercials.
303
00:10:14,784 --> 00:10:16,583
Yeah, I... I know. We've seen them.
304
00:10:16,584 --> 00:10:18,385
We once directed five
commercials in one day.
305
00:10:18,386 --> 00:10:20,855
Look, guys, Andrew is one of
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the premiere advertisement
directors in the world, okay?
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Just sit back and let him do his thing.
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00:10:25,735 --> 00:10:26,877
And who knows?
309
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You guys might even win a D Award for this.
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Huh?
311
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[CHAMPAGNE CORK POPS]
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[CHEERING AND LAUGHTER]
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Well, don't get mad at us!
314
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Yeah, shut the blinds if you don't
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want us to see your fancy pizza ball!
316
00:10:41,248 --> 00:10:42,884
[MUFFLED] You didn't see a pizza ball!
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Yes, we did!
318
00:10:44,386 --> 00:10:47,587
[SMOOTH SMALTZY POP MUSIC]
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?
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- Whoa.
- Look at this.
321
00:10:50,092 --> 00:10:52,960
?
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00:10:52,961 --> 00:10:54,070
Hey, guys.
323
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What the hell are you guys doing here?
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We're here to support you on your big day.
325
00:10:58,067 --> 00:10:59,922
- I took the day off of work.
- We all did.
326
00:10:59,922 --> 00:11:01,043
Well, not you, Tommy.
327
00:11:01,043 --> 00:11:02,367
Technically, this is still work for you.
328
00:11:02,367 --> 00:11:03,869
- In fact, get me a coffee, man.
- Right away.
329
00:11:03,870 --> 00:11:05,966
- Would you look at those!
- Oh.
330
00:11:05,991 --> 00:11:08,024
Sit in your chairs so I can
take pictures of you in 'em.
331
00:11:08,025 --> 00:11:09,994
Come on, Chrissy, that's embarrassing.
332
00:11:09,995 --> 00:11:12,162
This is work for us, it's not like fun.
333
00:11:13,333 --> 00:11:14,999
[SOFT SQUEAL] Got it.
334
00:11:15,000 --> 00:11:17,568
[SQUEALING] Oh, look at you, so cute!
335
00:11:17,569 --> 00:11:19,011
Actually, it's sexy, so.
336
00:11:19,570 --> 00:11:22,906
- And action.
- We at Little Caesars
337
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want to find out what
it would take to stop you
338
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from enjoying our pizza.
339
00:11:27,478 --> 00:11:30,094
Introducing test item 423...
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- a football.
- Cut!
341
00:11:33,465 --> 00:11:34,818
That's excellent, Brian.
342
00:11:34,819 --> 00:11:36,559
Excellent? It wasn't very funny.
343
00:11:36,622 --> 00:11:38,021
That wasn't funny at all.
344
00:11:38,022 --> 00:11:40,792
I mean, should it be like...
Should he make a funnier face?
345
00:11:40,793 --> 00:11:42,309
Or say, like, a funnier number?
346
00:11:42,521 --> 00:11:44,179
Like, could he say "frickin' football"?
347
00:11:44,179 --> 00:11:46,581
[LAUGHS] That's funny.
348
00:11:46,581 --> 00:11:48,236
- [CHUCKLES]
- Go tell him.
349
00:11:48,874 --> 00:11:51,384
Oh, no, I can't...
They're doing their thing.
350
00:11:51,385 --> 00:11:52,919
Yeah, we're not directing this one.
351
00:11:52,920 --> 00:11:54,136
It's your commercial.
352
00:11:54,523 --> 00:11:57,090
I'm sure they'd be
interested in your ideas.
353
00:11:57,091 --> 00:11:58,760
You guys make everything better.
354
00:12:00,963 --> 00:12:02,610
We can probably... fly in one note.
355
00:12:02,641 --> 00:12:04,341
- We can fly in one note.
- And roll it up!
356
00:12:04,342 --> 00:12:05,838
- One note.
- I think so.
357
00:12:06,655 --> 00:12:07,786
Rolling!
358
00:12:11,382 --> 00:12:13,184
And action.
359
00:12:13,185 --> 00:12:15,173
We had a quick note. Something to add.
360
00:12:15,453 --> 00:12:17,212
Cut. Who the fuck are you?
361
00:12:17,924 --> 00:12:20,457
Tim Cramblin. Cramblin Duvet Advertising.
362
00:12:20,458 --> 00:12:22,638
We... we actually met before your bath.
363
00:12:22,638 --> 00:12:24,005
What the fuck are you doing here?
364
00:12:24,006 --> 00:12:25,373
Uh... oh, we actually
365
00:12:25,374 --> 00:12:27,041
came up with the idea for this commercial.
366
00:12:27,042 --> 00:12:29,277
Yeah, we have a couple of, uh,
chairs with our names on them.
367
00:12:29,278 --> 00:12:30,806
I don't give a shit. Reilly.
368
00:12:31,314 --> 00:12:32,582
I have a limited amount of time here.
369
00:12:32,583 --> 00:12:33,882
I can't just have nobodies
370
00:12:33,883 --> 00:12:35,383
wandering into frame and mucking it up.
371
00:12:35,384 --> 00:12:37,328
I am... I'm very sorry, Andy.
372
00:12:37,643 --> 00:12:39,710
- We were just trying to help.
- You want to help?
373
00:12:39,711 --> 00:12:41,546
Sit out of frame and shut the fuck up
374
00:12:41,547 --> 00:12:43,320
while I film these Mini Caesars.
375
00:12:43,874 --> 00:12:45,541
Again, so sorry.
376
00:12:45,542 --> 00:12:47,777
Look, why don't you guys go
back to your bloody chairs?
377
00:12:48,133 --> 00:12:49,134
"Bloody"?
378
00:12:49,335 --> 00:12:50,829
[SOFTLY] Thanks. I'm sorry.
379
00:12:53,471 --> 00:12:54,538
Hey.
380
00:12:55,140 --> 00:12:56,812
- What was the note?
- What?
381
00:12:57,348 --> 00:12:59,893
What was the fuckin' note
that was so fuckin' important
382
00:12:59,893 --> 00:13:01,613
that you had to interrupt my shot?
383
00:13:03,596 --> 00:13:06,031
[SOFT CHUCKLE] Uh, mayb...
384
00:13:06,032 --> 00:13:08,300
Uh, maybe it could be "friggin' football"?
385
00:13:08,325 --> 00:13:09,847
- [SOFT LAUGHING]
- What?
386
00:13:10,752 --> 00:13:11,893
[SOFT LAUGH]
387
00:13:11,893 --> 00:13:13,961
Instead of him saying just "a football,"
388
00:13:13,962 --> 00:13:15,394
he says, "a friggin' football."
389
00:13:15,395 --> 00:13:16,395
[BOTH LAUGHING SOFTLY]
390
00:13:16,396 --> 00:13:17,455
Are you fuckin' idiots?
391
00:13:18,464 --> 00:13:20,340
[SHOUTING] Does anyone
think that's funnier?
392
00:13:21,265 --> 00:13:22,462
Anybody?
393
00:13:23,660 --> 00:13:24,812
All right, then.
394
00:13:27,047 --> 00:13:28,394
Okay, look, guys,
395
00:13:28,395 --> 00:13:30,863
why don't you just get
out of here, all right?
396
00:13:31,045 --> 00:13:32,298
Yeah, that's all right, we'll...
397
00:13:32,299 --> 00:13:33,667
We'll go back to our chairs.
398
00:13:33,847 --> 00:13:35,940
No. I mean, get out of here.
399
00:13:36,079 --> 00:13:37,280
Leave.
400
00:13:39,039 --> 00:13:42,042
[MOODY FUNK MUSIC]
401
00:13:42,043 --> 00:13:44,143
?
402
00:13:44,144 --> 00:13:45,311
How'd it go?
403
00:13:45,312 --> 00:13:46,480
I ran to the restroom,
404
00:13:46,481 --> 00:13:48,081
and I didn't see what just happened.
405
00:13:48,082 --> 00:13:49,082
I saw that you saw.
406
00:13:49,083 --> 00:13:50,316
Come on, let's get out of here.
407
00:13:50,317 --> 00:13:51,752
Oh, I love you, Sam.
408
00:13:51,753 --> 00:13:53,054
Thanks, but I don't need your help
409
00:13:53,055 --> 00:13:54,755
'cause I'm not humiliated.
410
00:13:55,769 --> 00:13:57,590
- [UPBEAT LOUNGE MUSIC]
- _
411
00:13:57,591 --> 00:13:59,119
What are we even doing here?
412
00:13:59,616 --> 00:14:01,217
That commercial got
nominated for a D Award.
413
00:14:01,219 --> 00:14:02,752
Let's just try to enjoy it.
414
00:14:02,753 --> 00:14:05,066
We had nothing to do with
it. We got kicked off the set.
415
00:14:05,391 --> 00:14:06,761
I choose to remember that
416
00:14:06,761 --> 00:14:08,362
we walked away with our heads held high.
417
00:14:08,363 --> 00:14:09,398
[DRUMROLL]
418
00:14:09,398 --> 00:14:11,466
Ladies and gentlemen,
welcome to the stage
419
00:14:11,467 --> 00:14:12,933
Detroit's favorite son from
420
00:14:12,934 --> 00:14:14,969
your favorite television
show, "Martin."
421
00:14:15,137 --> 00:14:17,672
Please welcome Cole from "Martin."
422
00:14:17,673 --> 00:14:20,674
[ENTHUSED CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
423
00:14:20,675 --> 00:14:23,577
[ORCHESTRAL MUSICAL FLOURISH]
424
00:14:23,578 --> 00:14:24,578
?
425
00:14:24,579 --> 00:14:26,147
[CHEERING AND WHISTLING]
426
00:14:26,148 --> 00:14:28,183
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
ah-ah-ah!
427
00:14:28,451 --> 00:14:29,583
[CHEERING]
428
00:14:29,583 --> 00:14:30,721
What's up, Detroit?
429
00:14:30,721 --> 00:14:32,250
I'm Carl Anthony Payne II.
430
00:14:32,390 --> 00:14:33,624
Now, even though we actually
431
00:14:33,625 --> 00:14:35,393
never filmed "Martin" in Detroit,
432
00:14:35,394 --> 00:14:37,528
every time I would see all
those beautiful exterior shots,
433
00:14:37,529 --> 00:14:40,398
I would think, "Damn, such a nice place."
434
00:14:40,399 --> 00:14:43,595
[ENTHUSED CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
435
00:14:43,595 --> 00:14:45,802
All right, now, I know
you guys are thinking
436
00:14:45,803 --> 00:14:47,138
I came alone, right?
437
00:14:47,139 --> 00:14:50,573
I brought Carl Anthony Payne III!
438
00:14:50,574 --> 00:14:53,438
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
439
00:14:59,628 --> 00:15:01,572
Now, the producers of the show,
440
00:15:01,787 --> 00:15:03,754
they saw this bit and
asked me not to do it.
441
00:15:03,755 --> 00:15:05,690
They thought it wasn't
good. But I ask you guys.
442
00:15:05,691 --> 00:15:06,757
Is this good?
443
00:15:06,758 --> 00:15:08,426
[AS PUPPET] What's up, guys?
444
00:15:08,427 --> 00:15:11,562
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
445
00:15:11,563 --> 00:15:13,031
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to
446
00:15:13,032 --> 00:15:15,434
Detroit's biggest night in advertising...
447
00:15:15,435 --> 00:15:17,668
[AS PUPPET] The D Awards!
448
00:15:17,669 --> 00:15:20,671
[ORCHESTRAL FANFARE]
449
00:15:20,672 --> 00:15:23,106
?
450
00:15:23,107 --> 00:15:25,009
[HOOTING]
451
00:15:25,010 --> 00:15:27,379
[TAME APPLAUSE]
452
00:15:27,380 --> 00:15:28,827
Congratulations.
453
00:15:29,657 --> 00:15:31,604
All right, guys, it's time for the big one.
454
00:15:31,604 --> 00:15:34,316
The D Award for Consumer
TV 30-Second Single.
455
00:15:34,725 --> 00:15:35,992
Here's our first nominee.
456
00:15:35,993 --> 00:15:38,695
[GENTLE ACOUSTIC GUITAR MUSIC]
457
00:15:38,696 --> 00:15:39,697
?
458
00:15:39,698 --> 00:15:41,198
? Memories ?
459
00:15:41,199 --> 00:15:44,135
? Hide between these bricks ?
460
00:15:44,136 --> 00:15:46,570
?
461
00:15:46,571 --> 00:15:48,271
? Picture frames ?
462
00:15:48,272 --> 00:15:52,275
? Hold picture perfect moments ?
463
00:15:52,482 --> 00:15:53,909
They stole our pitch.
464
00:15:53,911 --> 00:15:55,213
Don't flatter yourself.
465
00:15:55,432 --> 00:15:57,232
A lot of people can have the same idea.
466
00:15:57,233 --> 00:16:00,301
? Turn all our stories ?
467
00:16:00,302 --> 00:16:02,933
? For love always
wherever we go ?
468
00:16:02,958 --> 00:16:04,622
_
469
00:16:05,575 --> 00:16:06,775
?
470
00:16:06,776 --> 00:16:08,365
[APPLAUSE]
471
00:16:09,111 --> 00:16:11,146
Next up, Better Made Chips
472
00:16:11,147 --> 00:16:12,810
from Pomerantz and Klein.
473
00:16:12,810 --> 00:16:14,130
Let's get a drink.
474
00:16:14,130 --> 00:16:16,097
? Memories hide
between these bricks ?
475
00:16:16,122 --> 00:16:17,130
See?
476
00:16:20,388 --> 00:16:24,025
[DISTANT] ? Picture frames
hold picture perfect... ?
477
00:16:24,026 --> 00:16:25,711
Can I have a Robert Palmer, please?
478
00:16:25,960 --> 00:16:27,531
- Hey.
- "Pizza, pizza."
479
00:16:27,989 --> 00:16:29,790
Can I whip this napkin
at the back of your head?
480
00:16:29,791 --> 00:16:31,585
Abso-fuckin'-lutely
not.
481
00:16:32,800 --> 00:16:34,207
There he is!
482
00:16:34,207 --> 00:16:35,574
Oh, for Christ sake...
483
00:16:35,575 --> 00:16:37,743
Funny seeing you in here again.
484
00:16:38,380 --> 00:16:40,583
Oh, I've seen that look before.
485
00:16:40,747 --> 00:16:43,316
You're getting ready to take a big dump.
486
00:16:43,595 --> 00:16:46,484
And in a minute, I'll
be wiping your little bun
487
00:16:46,486 --> 00:16:48,620
down with a wet towel
488
00:16:48,621 --> 00:16:50,697
and pouring baby powder on your tuchus,
489
00:16:50,722 --> 00:16:54,258
so your anus wouldn't
turn red as Rudolph's nose.
490
00:16:54,260 --> 00:16:56,521
Why were you always
changing my diaper, man?
491
00:16:56,697 --> 00:16:58,230
You're not even related to me.
492
00:16:58,231 --> 00:16:59,984
You should not have been doing that.
493
00:16:59,984 --> 00:17:01,840
Oh, jeez, kid.
494
00:17:02,351 --> 00:17:04,567
Your dad would bring you into work,
495
00:17:04,709 --> 00:17:06,910
and then he would get so
busy he wouldn't have time
496
00:17:06,911 --> 00:17:10,591
to take care of you, so I set
up a spot for you in my office,
497
00:17:11,016 --> 00:17:14,084
let you play with my old Matchbox cars,
498
00:17:14,085 --> 00:17:15,719
and while all that was going on,
499
00:17:15,720 --> 00:17:18,481
you'd take a lot of craps,
and I'd clean 'em up.
500
00:17:18,738 --> 00:17:21,569
Look, I didn't mean to embarrass you.
501
00:17:22,161 --> 00:17:23,372
Oh, my God.
502
00:17:24,667 --> 00:17:27,533
I'm... I'm so sorry, Paul. I had no idea.
503
00:17:29,756 --> 00:17:31,276
Thank you for taking care of me.
504
00:17:31,301 --> 00:17:32,818
Oh, yeah.
505
00:17:33,536 --> 00:17:36,953
I just feel like I had
a hand in raising you.
506
00:17:37,789 --> 00:17:41,158
Now, why don't you hop up
here for old time's sake?
507
00:17:41,487 --> 00:17:43,768
- Paul...
- Aw, I'm just joking.
508
00:17:43,768 --> 00:17:46,159
- Okay.
- I'm just proud of you.
509
00:17:47,007 --> 00:17:50,875
But I bet your dumps are way bigger
510
00:17:51,008 --> 00:17:52,692
and way messier.
511
00:17:53,344 --> 00:17:54,774
I'd love to see 'em,
512
00:17:55,727 --> 00:17:58,650
even if just in the toilet.
513
00:17:58,651 --> 00:18:00,122
Oh, damn it.
514
00:18:01,786 --> 00:18:03,323
Say it. "Pizza, pizza."
515
00:18:04,037 --> 00:18:05,060
Say it.
516
00:18:05,670 --> 00:18:06,903
Let's get out of here.
517
00:18:06,904 --> 00:18:08,471
Let's get our pea coats and go.
518
00:18:08,472 --> 00:18:09,779
Let's get our pea coats
and get out of here.
519
00:18:10,075 --> 00:18:12,464
Mmm, delicious Little Caesars.
520
00:18:12,844 --> 00:18:14,277
- Pizza, pizza.
- [LAUGHTER]
521
00:18:14,278 --> 00:18:15,813
And there you have it.
522
00:18:15,814 --> 00:18:18,681
Even a football to the
head won't stop you
523
00:18:18,682 --> 00:18:21,485
from enjoying Little Caesars Pizza.
524
00:18:21,486 --> 00:18:23,587
- Idiots.
- You're all sheep!
525
00:18:23,588 --> 00:18:25,552
Well, no surprises here, guys.
526
00:18:25,552 --> 00:18:29,154
The winner is: Little
Caesars, Cramblin Duvet.
527
00:18:29,155 --> 00:18:31,889
- Oh, my God!
- We did it!
528
00:18:31,890 --> 00:18:33,649
A fuckin' D Award!
529
00:18:33,649 --> 00:18:34,852
Aah!
530
00:18:34,852 --> 00:18:38,121
[UPBEAT MOTOWN MUSIC]
531
00:18:38,715 --> 00:18:42,285
? You got me believing in you ?
532
00:18:42,286 --> 00:18:44,287
[LAUGHS INCREDULOUSLY]
533
00:18:44,288 --> 00:18:47,589
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
534
00:18:47,590 --> 00:18:51,227
[LAUGHS] Uh... ah.
535
00:18:51,561 --> 00:18:53,843
When... you know, when I was first
536
00:18:53,843 --> 00:18:55,441
hit in the head with a football,
537
00:18:55,979 --> 00:18:59,935
I-I thought, hmm, this
would be a great commercial,
538
00:19:00,450 --> 00:19:02,318
because it was funny, you know,
539
00:19:02,319 --> 00:19:04,067
and I always thought it was funny.
540
00:19:04,289 --> 00:19:07,034
Uh, and I was always in on the joke.
541
00:19:07,497 --> 00:19:09,105
So, to you I say...
542
00:19:09,592 --> 00:19:11,060
welcome to the joke!
543
00:19:11,061 --> 00:19:12,227
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
544
00:19:12,228 --> 00:19:13,692
[CHUCKLES] Tim.
545
00:19:16,078 --> 00:19:19,375
Commercials have the
power to change the world.
546
00:19:20,102 --> 00:19:22,505
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
547
00:19:22,506 --> 00:19:25,575
? You got me
believing in you... ?
548
00:19:27,745 --> 00:19:29,946
It's weird. All I've ever wanted
549
00:19:29,947 --> 00:19:31,609
was to win a D Award.
550
00:19:32,215 --> 00:19:33,916
Doesn't feel like I thought it would.
551
00:19:34,118 --> 00:19:36,020
Yeah, that's 'cause we
didn't do anything to win it.
552
00:19:36,021 --> 00:19:39,146
That's right. This is meaningless.
553
00:19:39,689 --> 00:19:41,056
Hey, guys, congratulations.
554
00:19:41,057 --> 00:19:42,836
- Suck it, pal.
- We beat you, you lost,
555
00:19:42,861 --> 00:19:44,649
you're a piece of shit,
and nobody loves you.
556
00:19:44,794 --> 00:19:46,222
It's an empty victory.
557
00:19:46,396 --> 00:19:47,843
Yeah, sure is.
558
00:19:48,231 --> 00:19:49,765
Hey, fellas. Congratulations.
559
00:19:49,766 --> 00:19:50,766
- Oh.
- Yeah,
560
00:19:50,767 --> 00:19:51,899
it was a great commercial.
561
00:19:51,899 --> 00:19:53,734
Thank you so much, Carl, but honestly,
562
00:19:53,735 --> 00:19:55,669
we had nothing to do with it.
563
00:19:57,022 --> 00:19:59,406
Hmm. You know...
564
00:19:59,736 --> 00:20:01,337
this reminds me of the time
565
00:20:01,338 --> 00:20:03,238
"Martin" won the 1994 Image Award
566
00:20:03,239 --> 00:20:05,074
for Outstanding Comedy Series.
567
00:20:05,075 --> 00:20:06,441
- Oh, yeah, magical night.
- Yeah, of course.
568
00:20:06,442 --> 00:20:08,110
- I remember that.
- Yeah, yeah, it was great.
569
00:20:08,111 --> 00:20:09,776
Right? We won.
570
00:20:10,704 --> 00:20:14,573
You know, but it didn't feel like my award.
571
00:20:14,574 --> 00:20:16,175
Oh, yeah, 'cause you had to share it
572
00:20:16,176 --> 00:20:18,910
with Martin and Tommy and Pam and Gina
573
00:20:18,911 --> 00:20:20,260
and Sheneneh.
574
00:20:20,915 --> 00:20:22,741
Well, Sheneneh was Martin.
575
00:20:23,557 --> 00:20:25,283
But you know what, that's beside the point.
576
00:20:25,284 --> 00:20:27,052
I mean, you know, that
was just my ego talking.
577
00:20:27,053 --> 00:20:28,143
You know what I'm saying?
578
00:20:28,143 --> 00:20:30,546
I mean, since then I've learned
to appreciate the achievement.
579
00:20:30,546 --> 00:20:32,477
You know, you put it like
that, it's pretty cool.
580
00:20:32,726 --> 00:20:35,594
It's like the D Award is the Image Award,
581
00:20:35,595 --> 00:20:37,752
and we're "Martin." [LAUGHS SOFTLY]
582
00:20:37,811 --> 00:20:38,911
No.
583
00:20:39,813 --> 00:20:42,730
You're Cole... from "Martin."
584
00:20:43,579 --> 00:20:45,723
Well, that's... pretty cool, too.
585
00:20:46,248 --> 00:20:47,493
Oh, I know it is.
586
00:20:47,914 --> 00:20:49,153
Take it easy, fellas.
587
00:20:50,063 --> 00:20:52,292
- BOTH: Thanks, Carl.
- Appreciate it.
588
00:20:53,699 --> 00:20:56,226
- Wait, Martin was Sheneneh?
- I know!
589
00:20:56,226 --> 00:20:57,626
- What the hell?
- How?
590
00:20:57,628 --> 00:20:59,889
I met the real Sheneneh once.
591
00:20:59,914 --> 00:21:00,849
Yeah.
592
00:21:00,874 --> 00:21:02,085
God bless you.
593
00:21:03,438 --> 00:21:05,530
[STAMMERS] Thank you.
594
00:21:05,851 --> 00:21:06,952
[STIFLED LAUGHTER]
595
00:21:06,952 --> 00:21:09,284
And never... never...
596
00:21:09,285 --> 00:21:11,760
Let a teacher tell you that you're fat.
597
00:21:11,988 --> 00:21:14,825
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
598
00:21:14,875 --> 00:21:19,425
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