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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,172 --> 00:00:01,605 - It's gonna be great. - It's gonna be awesome. 2 00:00:01,606 --> 00:00:02,808 We're gonna have a blast. Come on, let's bring it in. 3 00:00:02,809 --> 00:00:04,276 Bring it in. Let's get a picture. 4 00:00:04,277 --> 00:00:06,411 - ALL: Fowling! - [CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS] 5 00:00:06,412 --> 00:00:08,279 [PINS CLATTER] 6 00:00:08,280 --> 00:00:09,715 [UPBEAT MUSIC] 7 00:00:10,906 --> 00:00:11,906 Hey, how are ya? 8 00:00:11,907 --> 00:00:13,041 We're here for the charity event. 9 00:00:13,042 --> 00:00:15,542 The entry is a suggested $100 donation. 10 00:00:15,543 --> 00:00:17,544 And I would suggest a much lower number. 11 00:00:17,545 --> 00:00:19,412 - [BOTH LAUGH] - Is there an open bar? 12 00:00:19,413 --> 00:00:20,681 - Yes. - Oh! [BLOWS RASPBERRY] 13 00:00:20,682 --> 00:00:21,882 You're gonna lose money on this deal. 14 00:00:21,883 --> 00:00:23,350 - It's dumb, stupid. - This is dumb. 15 00:00:23,351 --> 00:00:24,618 - You guys are suckers. - Idiots. 16 00:00:24,619 --> 00:00:25,798 - Here you go, sucker. - Thank you. 17 00:00:25,955 --> 00:00:27,437 Oh, there's Harbaugh. 18 00:00:28,723 --> 00:00:30,508 - [SCATTERED GROANS] - Dang it! 19 00:00:30,517 --> 00:00:31,552 It's okay, Jim. 20 00:00:31,553 --> 00:00:32,876 We're just having fun, for charity. 21 00:00:32,901 --> 00:00:33,967 Well, it's totally different mechanics. 22 00:00:33,992 --> 00:00:35,034 Fowling is different. 23 00:00:35,034 --> 00:00:37,252 You think LeBron James would be good at pop-a-shot? 24 00:00:38,722 --> 00:00:40,819 - Look at this guy! - I'm getting this. 25 00:00:42,686 --> 00:00:43,844 Dang it! 26 00:00:44,423 --> 00:00:45,883 This guy's killing me! 27 00:00:46,389 --> 00:00:48,050 - There she is. - [HARBAUGH GRUNTS] 28 00:00:48,727 --> 00:00:49,727 Let's do it. 29 00:00:49,728 --> 00:00:52,929 [UPBEAT FUNKY MUSIC] 30 00:00:52,930 --> 00:00:57,133 ? 31 00:00:57,134 --> 00:00:58,968 - Oh, yum-yum-yum. - This looks delicious. 32 00:00:58,969 --> 00:01:00,369 I can't wait to have another slice. 33 00:01:00,370 --> 00:01:02,137 Uh, s-sorry, you each have a... 34 00:01:02,138 --> 00:01:03,607 A pepperoni on your face. 35 00:01:03,608 --> 00:01:05,676 - Oh, God damn it. - [GROANS] 36 00:01:05,677 --> 00:01:08,097 - Oh, crap. - How embarrassing. 37 00:01:08,371 --> 00:01:10,722 First we donate $10,000 to charity, 38 00:01:10,722 --> 00:01:12,789 and now we got pepperoni on our faces. 39 00:01:12,790 --> 00:01:14,360 - [SOFT LAUGH] - I'm sorry. 40 00:01:14,360 --> 00:01:16,042 You probably get this all the time, 41 00:01:16,260 --> 00:01:18,194 but has anybody ever told you you look just like... 42 00:01:18,195 --> 00:01:19,297 Emma Stone. 43 00:01:19,298 --> 00:01:20,446 [TSKS] No. 44 00:01:20,865 --> 00:01:24,268 I was thinking Reilly Clair, VP of Marketing, Little Caesars. 45 00:01:24,269 --> 00:01:26,670 Oh, actually, yeah, I am Reilly Clair. 46 00:01:26,671 --> 00:01:27,971 - Yeah. - Oh, my goodness.. 47 00:01:27,972 --> 00:01:29,139 - [BOTH LAUGH] - Are you serious? 48 00:01:29,140 --> 00:01:31,542 That's... I mean... So embarrassing. 49 00:01:31,543 --> 00:01:32,742 Oh, my God. 50 00:01:32,743 --> 00:01:34,145 - First, we donate 1OK. - Each. 51 00:01:34,146 --> 00:01:36,080 - Each. - And now this? Ugh. 52 00:01:36,081 --> 00:01:37,982 Sam Duvet. Cramblin Duvet Advertising. 53 00:01:37,983 --> 00:01:39,849 - Hi. - Yeah. How you doing? 54 00:01:39,850 --> 00:01:41,518 Tim Cramblin, the aforementioned 55 00:01:41,519 --> 00:01:43,206 Cramblin Duvet Advertising. 56 00:01:43,822 --> 00:01:45,890 We would love to work with you someday. 57 00:01:45,891 --> 00:01:48,537 Oh, well, actually we are looking for a new agency. 58 00:01:48,537 --> 00:01:50,393 Oh, my God. I had not heard that. 59 00:01:50,394 --> 00:01:52,758 - Sam, had you heard that? - I had not heard that. 60 00:01:52,758 --> 00:01:54,391 Oh, had I heard that I would have said, 61 00:01:54,391 --> 00:01:55,831 "Well, look no further 62 00:01:55,831 --> 00:01:57,453 You found the perfect guys for the job." 63 00:01:57,504 --> 00:01:58,871 - Had I heard that. - Had he heard that. 64 00:01:58,872 --> 00:02:00,128 Dang it! Give me that. 65 00:02:00,541 --> 00:02:01,754 Watch this. 66 00:02:03,533 --> 00:02:04,800 [YELLS] 67 00:02:04,801 --> 00:02:06,068 I don't mind telling you, 68 00:02:06,093 --> 00:02:07,343 we're the two best admen in the city. 69 00:02:07,404 --> 00:02:08,937 But we're also big fans of your Little Caesar's pizza. 70 00:02:08,962 --> 00:02:10,082 Oh, thank you. 71 00:02:10,083 --> 00:02:11,883 The smell of one of your Hot-N-Readys instantly 72 00:02:11,884 --> 00:02:14,483 takes us back to some of our greatest childhood memories. 73 00:02:14,508 --> 00:02:16,956 And not just for us, but for everyone we know. 74 00:02:17,549 --> 00:02:18,656 [WAILS] 75 00:02:18,657 --> 00:02:20,326 You couldn't walk 50 miles in any direction 76 00:02:20,327 --> 00:02:22,513 from the spot we're standing in right now 77 00:02:22,538 --> 00:02:24,405 without coming across a birthday party, 78 00:02:24,430 --> 00:02:26,336 graduation, or an anniversary 79 00:02:26,500 --> 00:02:29,168 that isn't serving a great, big, piping-hot... 80 00:02:29,169 --> 00:02:31,681 - I can't believe this! - Little Caesars... 81 00:02:31,681 --> 00:02:32,962 - [BALL THUNKS] - [WOMAN GASPS, MAN GROANS] 82 00:02:32,962 --> 00:02:34,184 Pizza, pizza. 83 00:02:36,297 --> 00:02:37,431 ? Next time ? 84 00:02:37,432 --> 00:02:38,500 ? When they ask you ? 85 00:02:38,501 --> 00:02:40,902 ? Where you're from ? 86 00:02:40,903 --> 00:02:42,670 ? You gon' say Detroit city ? 87 00:02:42,671 --> 00:02:46,196 ? When we get back on our feet, yeah ? 88 00:02:46,196 --> 00:02:48,109 Synced and corrected by louvette www.addic7ed.com 89 00:02:48,110 --> 00:02:51,278 Welcome back to "Mitch, Please!" 90 00:02:51,521 --> 00:02:55,349 With your host Mitch Albom and Ken B-B-B-Brown! 91 00:02:55,350 --> 00:02:56,350 All right, we're back. 92 00:02:56,351 --> 00:02:57,618 Take a look at what happened 93 00:02:57,619 --> 00:02:59,320 at a local fowling charity event 94 00:02:59,321 --> 00:03:01,389 where Michigan coach Jim Harbaugh 95 00:03:01,390 --> 00:03:03,023 can't hit a single pin, 96 00:03:03,024 --> 00:03:06,093 but does connect with the back of this guy's head. 97 00:03:06,094 --> 00:03:07,562 - [BALL THUNKS] - [WOMAN GASPS, MAN GROANS] 98 00:03:07,563 --> 00:03:09,664 - Pizza, pizza. - What a moron! 99 00:03:09,665 --> 00:03:11,570 I don't know why, but I hate this guy. 100 00:03:11,930 --> 00:03:14,135 I mean, I guess I see what's funny about that. 101 00:03:14,212 --> 00:03:15,587 I guess, I mean, like, 102 00:03:15,612 --> 00:03:17,774 but wouldn't it be funnier if I had gotten knocked out? 103 00:03:17,853 --> 00:03:19,420 I mean, what's funny about not flinching? 104 00:03:19,445 --> 00:03:21,574 I mean, we almost had Little Caesars! 105 00:03:22,129 --> 00:03:24,524 I could tell, Reilly was into that pitch, man. 106 00:03:24,679 --> 00:03:26,714 Had you not getting beaned to the back of the head 107 00:03:26,715 --> 00:03:28,915 by Harbaugh's throw at that exact moment, 108 00:03:29,292 --> 00:03:30,927 we'd have landed the Little Caesars account. 109 00:03:30,928 --> 00:03:32,163 Yeah, and I wouldn't have been 110 00:03:32,164 --> 00:03:33,409 hit in the head with a football. 111 00:03:34,458 --> 00:03:35,792 [SOFTLY] Hey, how... How is your head, man? 112 00:03:35,793 --> 00:03:36,930 Don't. Don't even. 113 00:03:36,930 --> 00:03:38,472 I should have asked you that right after it happened. 114 00:03:38,472 --> 00:03:39,882 - I apologize. Sorry. - Yeah, man. 115 00:03:39,907 --> 00:03:41,158 [CELL PHONES CHIME] 116 00:03:44,844 --> 00:03:46,711 [FUNKY UPBEAT MUSIC] 117 00:03:46,712 --> 00:03:49,480 Guys, thank you so much for coming in on such 118 00:03:49,481 --> 00:03:51,902 short notice, but we were really excited to talk to you. 119 00:03:51,902 --> 00:03:53,535 - We're excited to be here. - Yeah. 120 00:03:53,535 --> 00:03:54,670 Is it true that the water fountains here 121 00:03:54,671 --> 00:03:56,352 shoot out cheese and not water? 122 00:03:56,674 --> 00:03:58,548 No. How... how would that work? 123 00:03:58,675 --> 00:04:00,095 I'm not stupid. 124 00:04:00,674 --> 00:04:01,843 Cool. 125 00:04:04,289 --> 00:04:05,552 Oh, my God. 126 00:04:05,677 --> 00:04:08,579 Those windows are always supposed to be closed! 127 00:04:09,006 --> 00:04:11,240 That's where we come up with the new pizzas. 128 00:04:11,241 --> 00:04:13,776 [CHUCKLES] I thought I saw a pizza ball in there. 129 00:04:13,777 --> 00:04:14,943 No, you didn't. 130 00:04:15,378 --> 00:04:16,555 You didn't see anything. 131 00:04:18,415 --> 00:04:19,949 [SOFTLY] There was a real nice pizza ball. 132 00:04:19,950 --> 00:04:21,718 - The guy spazzed. - The guy spazzed. 133 00:04:21,719 --> 00:04:23,553 You know they're up to something. 134 00:04:23,899 --> 00:04:27,290 Oh, hey, guys, grab a slice of pizza and have a seat. 135 00:04:27,290 --> 00:04:29,057 We'll get started in just a second. 136 00:04:29,359 --> 00:04:30,601 Hi, Tim. 137 00:04:30,895 --> 00:04:32,695 - How's it going? - Good. 138 00:04:32,696 --> 00:04:34,130 Paul Sloan. 139 00:04:34,131 --> 00:04:36,132 I used to work for your dad at Cramblin. 140 00:04:36,133 --> 00:04:39,036 - I'm at Little Caesars now. - Oh, nice to meet you. 141 00:04:39,037 --> 00:04:40,973 - Meet me? - Are you kidding? 142 00:04:40,974 --> 00:04:42,742 It's me, Paul. 143 00:04:43,462 --> 00:04:47,276 I remember when you used to fit in the palm of my hand. 144 00:04:47,301 --> 00:04:50,630 Heck, kid, I used to change your diapers. 145 00:04:51,035 --> 00:04:52,819 Why would you have changed my diapers? 146 00:04:52,820 --> 00:04:54,720 'Cause they were filled with poop. 147 00:04:55,108 --> 00:04:57,341 - No... why you? - Listen... 148 00:04:57,532 --> 00:04:59,124 All right, guys, let's get started. 149 00:04:59,435 --> 00:05:01,972 All right, everyone, this is Tim and Sam 150 00:05:01,973 --> 00:05:03,989 from Cramblin Duvet Advertising. 151 00:05:04,043 --> 00:05:05,938 No introduction is needed for me. 152 00:05:06,110 --> 00:05:09,022 I used to change that guy's diapers. 153 00:05:09,022 --> 00:05:11,314 [LAUGHTER] 154 00:05:11,315 --> 00:05:12,639 Shut up. 155 00:05:12,664 --> 00:05:13,919 Well, needless to say, 156 00:05:13,944 --> 00:05:16,891 these two made quite an impression yesterday. 157 00:05:16,986 --> 00:05:18,455 I'm sorry, you guys want to tell it? 158 00:05:18,456 --> 00:05:19,450 Uh, yeah, sure. 159 00:05:19,475 --> 00:05:21,891 Uh, we ran into Reilly when we were eating 160 00:05:21,892 --> 00:05:23,093 Little Caesars pizza, actually. 161 00:05:23,094 --> 00:05:24,294 We had pepperonis on our faces. 162 00:05:24,295 --> 00:05:25,425 We had pepperonis on our faces. 163 00:05:25,425 --> 00:05:28,212 And we told her, you couldn't walk 50 miles in any direction 164 00:05:28,237 --> 00:05:29,736 from the spot we're standing in right now... 165 00:05:29,737 --> 00:05:31,573 Yeah, guys, uh, just tell them the part where 166 00:05:31,657 --> 00:05:33,464 Harbaugh pegged you in the back of the head with a football. 167 00:05:33,560 --> 00:05:34,859 It was hilarious. 168 00:05:35,347 --> 00:05:36,329 Was it? 169 00:05:36,329 --> 00:05:38,864 And that's when we knew we needed to hire you two 170 00:05:38,865 --> 00:05:40,307 to do an ad for us. 171 00:05:41,602 --> 00:05:42,778 Hire us? 172 00:05:44,144 --> 00:05:45,838 We just landed Little Caesars? 173 00:05:45,839 --> 00:05:47,006 Congratulations. 174 00:05:47,007 --> 00:05:49,635 - Oh, my God! - Holy hell. 175 00:05:50,509 --> 00:05:51,777 Oh, well, I gotta tell you, 176 00:05:51,778 --> 00:05:53,044 you're not gonna be disappointed. 177 00:05:53,045 --> 00:05:54,375 - No, hell no. - Promise you that. 178 00:05:54,375 --> 00:05:56,111 We're gonna put together the best friggin' ad you've ever seen. 179 00:05:56,136 --> 00:05:58,403 Yeah, or else we'll die trying. 180 00:05:58,814 --> 00:06:00,048 Boom! 181 00:06:00,049 --> 00:06:02,250 - Oh, no, my friend's dead! - [LAUGHS] 182 00:06:02,815 --> 00:06:06,089 No, uh, guys you already pitched the perfect commercial. 183 00:06:06,721 --> 00:06:09,046 Even a football to the back of the head 184 00:06:09,046 --> 00:06:12,154 won't stop you from enjoying Little Caesars... 185 00:06:12,484 --> 00:06:13,949 - [BALL THUNKS] - [WOMAN GASPS, MAN GROANS] 186 00:06:13,950 --> 00:06:16,452 - Pizza, pizza. - [LAUGHTER] 187 00:06:16,453 --> 00:06:19,389 I mean, come on. That is the commercial. 188 00:06:19,390 --> 00:06:20,465 Am I right? 189 00:06:20,465 --> 00:06:22,048 [FALSETTO] Ohh, yeah. 190 00:06:22,185 --> 00:06:24,582 [FALSETTO, MUMBLING] Uh, that's pretty good. 191 00:06:25,283 --> 00:06:27,340 [FALSETTO, MUMBLING] Pretty good. 192 00:06:28,197 --> 00:06:30,503 Hey, Quintin! Two beers for two guys 193 00:06:30,528 --> 00:06:32,361 who just landed Little Caesars Pizza. 194 00:06:32,590 --> 00:06:34,448 - We just left the headquarters. - Cool. 195 00:06:34,448 --> 00:06:35,886 I heard the water fountains there 196 00:06:35,887 --> 00:06:37,361 squirt out cheese instead of water. 197 00:06:37,361 --> 00:06:38,619 Are you stupid? 198 00:06:40,307 --> 00:06:41,440 Fellas. 199 00:06:41,441 --> 00:06:43,209 I don't mean to interrupt, but, uh, 200 00:06:43,210 --> 00:06:45,012 love your Harbaugh video, man. 201 00:06:45,320 --> 00:06:47,019 Hey, it's my girl's birthday. 202 00:06:47,020 --> 00:06:48,692 I wonder if she come over here, we could, like, 203 00:06:48,888 --> 00:06:50,555 throw her purse at the back of your head. 204 00:06:50,556 --> 00:06:52,019 You could be like, "Birthday, birthday"? 205 00:06:52,197 --> 00:06:54,365 No, I'm okay. Thanks, though. 206 00:06:54,366 --> 00:06:56,501 Oh. So you're an asshole. 207 00:06:57,367 --> 00:06:59,203 Baby, he said no. 208 00:06:59,536 --> 00:07:00,950 Asshole! 209 00:07:01,759 --> 00:07:03,472 I'm not embarrassed by what happened, 210 00:07:03,473 --> 00:07:05,340 but at the same time, I don't like the idea of 211 00:07:05,341 --> 00:07:06,941 perpetuating the incident in a commercial for 212 00:07:06,942 --> 00:07:08,416 the largest pizza brand on the planet. 213 00:07:08,441 --> 00:07:10,145 It's just our foot in the door, Sam. 214 00:07:10,296 --> 00:07:14,054 All we have to do now is pitch them a brand-new idea 215 00:07:14,400 --> 00:07:15,767 that undeniably better than 216 00:07:15,768 --> 00:07:17,468 you getting hit in the head with a football. 217 00:07:17,726 --> 00:07:19,137 Yeah, anything's funnier than that. 218 00:07:19,544 --> 00:07:20,711 How bout we take a... 219 00:07:20,712 --> 00:07:22,457 - [CAN THUNKS] - [LAUGHS] 220 00:07:23,681 --> 00:07:24,777 [LAUGHING] I'm sorry. 221 00:07:24,777 --> 00:07:26,646 I'm sorry, man. We're big fans. 222 00:07:26,647 --> 00:07:29,647 [LAUGHING] 223 00:07:29,648 --> 00:07:32,349 Well, you can't beat funny with funny. 224 00:07:32,585 --> 00:07:34,729 So the new idea has to be something that 225 00:07:35,222 --> 00:07:37,369 shamelessly pulls at people's heartstrings. 226 00:07:37,705 --> 00:07:39,049 Ooh! Okay, how about this? 227 00:07:39,691 --> 00:07:42,612 Uh, an old lady's crying by a river. 228 00:07:42,862 --> 00:07:45,430 Uh, uh, she's tossing her husband's ashes in the river. 229 00:07:45,431 --> 00:07:47,928 And a... a fish eat the ashes 230 00:07:47,928 --> 00:07:49,095 and jumps out of the water 231 00:07:49,095 --> 00:07:50,812 and winks at the old lady. 232 00:07:51,030 --> 00:07:53,332 Uh, she catches the fish, puts it in a tank. 233 00:07:53,688 --> 00:07:56,791 She has her husband back. Little Caesars. 234 00:07:57,312 --> 00:07:59,155 Oh, my God, it's perfect. 235 00:08:00,273 --> 00:08:01,839 I just... I don't know how you 236 00:08:02,191 --> 00:08:04,320 grab a fish out of the water, is the only thing... 237 00:08:04,320 --> 00:08:05,977 Yeah, but making a fish wink is easy? 238 00:08:05,978 --> 00:08:07,746 It's your idea, asshole! 239 00:08:07,747 --> 00:08:09,028 [CAN THUNKS] 240 00:08:09,715 --> 00:08:10,715 You proud? 241 00:08:10,716 --> 00:08:12,133 Enough! 242 00:08:13,133 --> 00:08:14,553 - I'm thinking for the tag... - Yeah. 243 00:08:14,554 --> 00:08:16,421 We got with: "It's not just a slice of pizza." 244 00:08:16,422 --> 00:08:18,556 - It's a little slice of home." - Oh, it's great. 245 00:08:18,557 --> 00:08:20,258 It's so much better than "slice of house." 246 00:08:20,259 --> 00:08:21,527 - Mm-hmm. We got this. - Yeah. 247 00:08:21,528 --> 00:08:23,027 - Follow my lead. - Yes. 248 00:08:23,730 --> 00:08:26,762 Mmm, let me take a bite of this Little Caesars. 249 00:08:27,199 --> 00:08:29,885 Pizza, pizza. [LAUGHTER] 250 00:08:29,885 --> 00:08:32,338 Oh, my gosh, Donnie, that was terrific. 251 00:08:32,339 --> 00:08:34,407 Thank you so much for coming in. 252 00:08:34,408 --> 00:08:37,442 I'm gonna need the pizza, but thank you so much. 253 00:08:37,443 --> 00:08:38,944 [CHUCKLING] He was great! 254 00:08:38,945 --> 00:08:41,046 Oh, my God, I cannot believe his pants fell down 255 00:08:41,047 --> 00:08:42,348 in the middle of the audition. 256 00:08:42,349 --> 00:08:44,777 He looked like a complete idiot. 257 00:08:45,085 --> 00:08:46,285 - He's perfect. - Right? 258 00:08:46,286 --> 00:08:48,219 Excuse me? Uh. 259 00:08:48,220 --> 00:08:50,589 Are you guys auditioning actors already? 260 00:08:50,590 --> 00:08:51,609 Yeah. 261 00:08:51,609 --> 00:08:53,036 Reilly, can we talk to you for a second? 262 00:08:54,054 --> 00:08:55,121 Sure. 263 00:08:55,122 --> 00:08:56,902 There he is! 264 00:08:57,257 --> 00:09:00,403 I've seen this guy naked from head to toe. 265 00:09:00,403 --> 00:09:01,669 As a baby. 266 00:09:01,670 --> 00:09:03,527 I used to change his diapers. 267 00:09:03,552 --> 00:09:06,653 This kid would eat anything he got his hands on. 268 00:09:06,678 --> 00:09:10,589 And then his face would scrunch up and turn red and bam! 269 00:09:10,589 --> 00:09:14,162 It would should out the front, the back, and everywhere. 270 00:09:14,694 --> 00:09:18,162 And I used to have to clean up every inch. 271 00:09:18,163 --> 00:09:19,464 Where were my parents? 272 00:09:19,806 --> 00:09:21,533 Why was I left alone with you? 273 00:09:21,534 --> 00:09:22,667 [CHUCKLES] 274 00:09:22,668 --> 00:09:24,770 And don't get me started about the piss! 275 00:09:24,771 --> 00:09:26,405 - [IMITATES WHIZZING] - [LAUGHS] 276 00:09:26,656 --> 00:09:29,146 We're just a little concerned 277 00:09:30,181 --> 00:09:32,029 with how fast things are moving. 278 00:09:32,054 --> 00:09:34,622 Yeah... and we actually have a brand-new idea 279 00:09:34,647 --> 00:09:36,014 that I think you're gonna like even more. 280 00:09:36,039 --> 00:09:37,890 - I hope you have tissues ready. - Mm-hmm. 281 00:09:37,890 --> 00:09:39,258 Because imagine this. 282 00:09:39,260 --> 00:09:41,327 An old lady stands by a river... 283 00:09:41,404 --> 00:09:43,263 Yeah, guys, I'm sorry, we're just... 284 00:09:43,288 --> 00:09:45,131 We're really happy with the guy getting hit 285 00:09:45,132 --> 00:09:46,799 in the head with the football, so. 286 00:09:46,800 --> 00:09:47,949 Hello, Reilly. 287 00:09:48,402 --> 00:09:49,973 Oh, hey, Andrew. 288 00:09:49,973 --> 00:09:52,009 I came straight from the airport. 289 00:09:52,010 --> 00:09:53,710 I'd love to get the production meeting done, 290 00:09:53,711 --> 00:09:54,945 so I can have a bath. 291 00:09:54,946 --> 00:09:57,113 Oh, of course you would, you poor thing. 292 00:09:57,114 --> 00:09:58,449 Okay, it's just right down there 293 00:09:58,450 --> 00:10:00,082 - through the conference room. - Cheers. 294 00:10:00,083 --> 00:10:01,597 - Cheers. - Cheers. 295 00:10:01,918 --> 00:10:03,018 [SOFTLY] That's Andrew. 296 00:10:03,019 --> 00:10:04,220 He's directing the commercial. 297 00:10:04,707 --> 00:10:05,855 - Wait, what? - Wha... 298 00:10:05,856 --> 00:10:07,349 I thought we were directing? 299 00:10:07,349 --> 00:10:10,091 - [LAUGHS] Oh. 300 00:10:10,092 --> 00:10:11,393 Uh, no, God no. 301 00:10:11,394 --> 00:10:12,595 Sorry, guys. That was never an option. 302 00:10:12,596 --> 00:10:14,431 We've directed hundreds of commercials. 303 00:10:14,784 --> 00:10:16,583 Yeah, I... I know. We've seen them. 304 00:10:16,584 --> 00:10:18,385 We once directed five commercials in one day. 305 00:10:18,386 --> 00:10:20,855 Look, guys, Andrew is one of 306 00:10:20,856 --> 00:10:23,956 the premiere advertisement directors in the world, okay? 307 00:10:23,956 --> 00:10:25,735 Just sit back and let him do his thing. 308 00:10:25,735 --> 00:10:26,877 And who knows? 309 00:10:26,877 --> 00:10:29,337 You guys might even win a D Award for this. 310 00:10:29,338 --> 00:10:30,425 Huh? 311 00:10:31,088 --> 00:10:32,239 [CHAMPAGNE CORK POPS] 312 00:10:32,240 --> 00:10:34,798 [CHEERING AND LAUGHTER] 313 00:10:35,511 --> 00:10:37,111 Well, don't get mad at us! 314 00:10:37,112 --> 00:10:38,513 Yeah, shut the blinds if you don't 315 00:10:38,514 --> 00:10:41,247 want us to see your fancy pizza ball! 316 00:10:41,248 --> 00:10:42,884 [MUFFLED] You didn't see a pizza ball! 317 00:10:42,885 --> 00:10:44,154 Yes, we did! 318 00:10:44,386 --> 00:10:47,587 [SMOOTH SMALTZY POP MUSIC] 319 00:10:47,588 --> 00:10:48,689 ? 320 00:10:48,690 --> 00:10:50,091 - Whoa. - Look at this. 321 00:10:50,092 --> 00:10:52,960 ? 322 00:10:52,961 --> 00:10:54,070 Hey, guys. 323 00:10:54,358 --> 00:10:55,916 What the hell are you guys doing here? 324 00:10:55,941 --> 00:10:58,042 We're here to support you on your big day. 325 00:10:58,067 --> 00:10:59,922 - I took the day off of work. - We all did. 326 00:10:59,922 --> 00:11:01,043 Well, not you, Tommy. 327 00:11:01,043 --> 00:11:02,367 Technically, this is still work for you. 328 00:11:02,367 --> 00:11:03,869 - In fact, get me a coffee, man. - Right away. 329 00:11:03,870 --> 00:11:05,966 - Would you look at those! - Oh. 330 00:11:05,991 --> 00:11:08,024 Sit in your chairs so I can take pictures of you in 'em. 331 00:11:08,025 --> 00:11:09,994 Come on, Chrissy, that's embarrassing. 332 00:11:09,995 --> 00:11:12,162 This is work for us, it's not like fun. 333 00:11:13,333 --> 00:11:14,999 [SOFT SQUEAL] Got it. 334 00:11:15,000 --> 00:11:17,568 [SQUEALING] Oh, look at you, so cute! 335 00:11:17,569 --> 00:11:19,011 Actually, it's sexy, so. 336 00:11:19,570 --> 00:11:22,906 - And action. - We at Little Caesars 337 00:11:22,907 --> 00:11:25,749 want to find out what it would take to stop you 338 00:11:25,910 --> 00:11:27,477 from enjoying our pizza. 339 00:11:27,478 --> 00:11:30,094 Introducing test item 423... 340 00:11:30,882 --> 00:11:32,782 - a football. - Cut! 341 00:11:33,465 --> 00:11:34,818 That's excellent, Brian. 342 00:11:34,819 --> 00:11:36,559 Excellent? It wasn't very funny. 343 00:11:36,622 --> 00:11:38,021 That wasn't funny at all. 344 00:11:38,022 --> 00:11:40,792 I mean, should it be like... Should he make a funnier face? 345 00:11:40,793 --> 00:11:42,309 Or say, like, a funnier number? 346 00:11:42,521 --> 00:11:44,179 Like, could he say "frickin' football"? 347 00:11:44,179 --> 00:11:46,581 [LAUGHS] That's funny. 348 00:11:46,581 --> 00:11:48,236 - [CHUCKLES] - Go tell him. 349 00:11:48,874 --> 00:11:51,384 Oh, no, I can't... They're doing their thing. 350 00:11:51,385 --> 00:11:52,919 Yeah, we're not directing this one. 351 00:11:52,920 --> 00:11:54,136 It's your commercial. 352 00:11:54,523 --> 00:11:57,090 I'm sure they'd be interested in your ideas. 353 00:11:57,091 --> 00:11:58,760 You guys make everything better. 354 00:12:00,963 --> 00:12:02,610 We can probably... fly in one note. 355 00:12:02,641 --> 00:12:04,341 - We can fly in one note. - And roll it up! 356 00:12:04,342 --> 00:12:05,838 - One note. - I think so. 357 00:12:06,655 --> 00:12:07,786 Rolling! 358 00:12:11,382 --> 00:12:13,184 And action. 359 00:12:13,185 --> 00:12:15,173 We had a quick note. Something to add. 360 00:12:15,453 --> 00:12:17,212 Cut. Who the fuck are you? 361 00:12:17,924 --> 00:12:20,457 Tim Cramblin. Cramblin Duvet Advertising. 362 00:12:20,458 --> 00:12:22,638 We... we actually met before your bath. 363 00:12:22,638 --> 00:12:24,005 What the fuck are you doing here? 364 00:12:24,006 --> 00:12:25,373 Uh... oh, we actually 365 00:12:25,374 --> 00:12:27,041 came up with the idea for this commercial. 366 00:12:27,042 --> 00:12:29,277 Yeah, we have a couple of, uh, chairs with our names on them. 367 00:12:29,278 --> 00:12:30,806 I don't give a shit. Reilly. 368 00:12:31,314 --> 00:12:32,582 I have a limited amount of time here. 369 00:12:32,583 --> 00:12:33,882 I can't just have nobodies 370 00:12:33,883 --> 00:12:35,383 wandering into frame and mucking it up. 371 00:12:35,384 --> 00:12:37,328 I am... I'm very sorry, Andy. 372 00:12:37,643 --> 00:12:39,710 - We were just trying to help. - You want to help? 373 00:12:39,711 --> 00:12:41,546 Sit out of frame and shut the fuck up 374 00:12:41,547 --> 00:12:43,320 while I film these Mini Caesars. 375 00:12:43,874 --> 00:12:45,541 Again, so sorry. 376 00:12:45,542 --> 00:12:47,777 Look, why don't you guys go back to your bloody chairs? 377 00:12:48,133 --> 00:12:49,134 "Bloody"? 378 00:12:49,335 --> 00:12:50,829 [SOFTLY] Thanks. I'm sorry. 379 00:12:53,471 --> 00:12:54,538 Hey. 380 00:12:55,140 --> 00:12:56,812 - What was the note? - What? 381 00:12:57,348 --> 00:12:59,893 What was the fuckin' note that was so fuckin' important 382 00:12:59,893 --> 00:13:01,613 that you had to interrupt my shot? 383 00:13:03,596 --> 00:13:06,031 [SOFT CHUCKLE] Uh, mayb... 384 00:13:06,032 --> 00:13:08,300 Uh, maybe it could be "friggin' football"? 385 00:13:08,325 --> 00:13:09,847 - [SOFT LAUGHING] - What? 386 00:13:10,752 --> 00:13:11,893 [SOFT LAUGH] 387 00:13:11,893 --> 00:13:13,961 Instead of him saying just "a football," 388 00:13:13,962 --> 00:13:15,394 he says, "a friggin' football." 389 00:13:15,395 --> 00:13:16,395 [BOTH LAUGHING SOFTLY] 390 00:13:16,396 --> 00:13:17,455 Are you fuckin' idiots? 391 00:13:18,464 --> 00:13:20,340 [SHOUTING] Does anyone think that's funnier? 392 00:13:21,265 --> 00:13:22,462 Anybody? 393 00:13:23,660 --> 00:13:24,812 All right, then. 394 00:13:27,047 --> 00:13:28,394 Okay, look, guys, 395 00:13:28,395 --> 00:13:30,863 why don't you just get out of here, all right? 396 00:13:31,045 --> 00:13:32,298 Yeah, that's all right, we'll... 397 00:13:32,299 --> 00:13:33,667 We'll go back to our chairs. 398 00:13:33,847 --> 00:13:35,940 No. I mean, get out of here. 399 00:13:36,079 --> 00:13:37,280 Leave. 400 00:13:39,039 --> 00:13:42,042 [MOODY FUNK MUSIC] 401 00:13:42,043 --> 00:13:44,143 ? 402 00:13:44,144 --> 00:13:45,311 How'd it go? 403 00:13:45,312 --> 00:13:46,480 I ran to the restroom, 404 00:13:46,481 --> 00:13:48,081 and I didn't see what just happened. 405 00:13:48,082 --> 00:13:49,082 I saw that you saw. 406 00:13:49,083 --> 00:13:50,316 Come on, let's get out of here. 407 00:13:50,317 --> 00:13:51,752 Oh, I love you, Sam. 408 00:13:51,753 --> 00:13:53,054 Thanks, but I don't need your help 409 00:13:53,055 --> 00:13:54,755 'cause I'm not humiliated. 410 00:13:55,769 --> 00:13:57,590 - [UPBEAT LOUNGE MUSIC] - _ 411 00:13:57,591 --> 00:13:59,119 What are we even doing here? 412 00:13:59,616 --> 00:14:01,217 That commercial got nominated for a D Award. 413 00:14:01,219 --> 00:14:02,752 Let's just try to enjoy it. 414 00:14:02,753 --> 00:14:05,066 We had nothing to do with it. We got kicked off the set. 415 00:14:05,391 --> 00:14:06,761 I choose to remember that 416 00:14:06,761 --> 00:14:08,362 we walked away with our heads held high. 417 00:14:08,363 --> 00:14:09,398 [DRUMROLL] 418 00:14:09,398 --> 00:14:11,466 Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the stage 419 00:14:11,467 --> 00:14:12,933 Detroit's favorite son from 420 00:14:12,934 --> 00:14:14,969 your favorite television show, "Martin." 421 00:14:15,137 --> 00:14:17,672 Please welcome Cole from "Martin." 422 00:14:17,673 --> 00:14:20,674 [ENTHUSED CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 423 00:14:20,675 --> 00:14:23,577 [ORCHESTRAL MUSICAL FLOURISH] 424 00:14:23,578 --> 00:14:24,578 ? 425 00:14:24,579 --> 00:14:26,147 [CHEERING AND WHISTLING] 426 00:14:26,148 --> 00:14:28,183 Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ah-ah-ah! 427 00:14:28,451 --> 00:14:29,583 [CHEERING] 428 00:14:29,583 --> 00:14:30,721 What's up, Detroit? 429 00:14:30,721 --> 00:14:32,250 I'm Carl Anthony Payne II. 430 00:14:32,390 --> 00:14:33,624 Now, even though we actually 431 00:14:33,625 --> 00:14:35,393 never filmed "Martin" in Detroit, 432 00:14:35,394 --> 00:14:37,528 every time I would see all those beautiful exterior shots, 433 00:14:37,529 --> 00:14:40,398 I would think, "Damn, such a nice place." 434 00:14:40,399 --> 00:14:43,595 [ENTHUSED CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 435 00:14:43,595 --> 00:14:45,802 All right, now, I know you guys are thinking 436 00:14:45,803 --> 00:14:47,138 I came alone, right? 437 00:14:47,139 --> 00:14:50,573 I brought Carl Anthony Payne III! 438 00:14:50,574 --> 00:14:53,438 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 439 00:14:59,628 --> 00:15:01,572 Now, the producers of the show, 440 00:15:01,787 --> 00:15:03,754 they saw this bit and asked me not to do it. 441 00:15:03,755 --> 00:15:05,690 They thought it wasn't good. But I ask you guys. 442 00:15:05,691 --> 00:15:06,757 Is this good? 443 00:15:06,758 --> 00:15:08,426 [AS PUPPET] What's up, guys? 444 00:15:08,427 --> 00:15:11,562 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 445 00:15:11,563 --> 00:15:13,031 Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to 446 00:15:13,032 --> 00:15:15,434 Detroit's biggest night in advertising... 447 00:15:15,435 --> 00:15:17,668 [AS PUPPET] The D Awards! 448 00:15:17,669 --> 00:15:20,671 [ORCHESTRAL FANFARE] 449 00:15:20,672 --> 00:15:23,106 ? 450 00:15:23,107 --> 00:15:25,009 [HOOTING] 451 00:15:25,010 --> 00:15:27,379 [TAME APPLAUSE] 452 00:15:27,380 --> 00:15:28,827 Congratulations. 453 00:15:29,657 --> 00:15:31,604 All right, guys, it's time for the big one. 454 00:15:31,604 --> 00:15:34,316 The D Award for Consumer TV 30-Second Single. 455 00:15:34,725 --> 00:15:35,992 Here's our first nominee. 456 00:15:35,993 --> 00:15:38,695 [GENTLE ACOUSTIC GUITAR MUSIC] 457 00:15:38,696 --> 00:15:39,697 ? 458 00:15:39,698 --> 00:15:41,198 ? Memories ? 459 00:15:41,199 --> 00:15:44,135 ? Hide between these bricks ? 460 00:15:44,136 --> 00:15:46,570 ? 461 00:15:46,571 --> 00:15:48,271 ? Picture frames ? 462 00:15:48,272 --> 00:15:52,275 ? Hold picture perfect moments ? 463 00:15:52,482 --> 00:15:53,909 They stole our pitch. 464 00:15:53,911 --> 00:15:55,213 Don't flatter yourself. 465 00:15:55,432 --> 00:15:57,232 A lot of people can have the same idea. 466 00:15:57,233 --> 00:16:00,301 ? Turn all our stories ? 467 00:16:00,302 --> 00:16:02,933 ? For love always wherever we go ? 468 00:16:02,958 --> 00:16:04,622 _ 469 00:16:05,575 --> 00:16:06,775 ? 470 00:16:06,776 --> 00:16:08,365 [APPLAUSE] 471 00:16:09,111 --> 00:16:11,146 Next up, Better Made Chips 472 00:16:11,147 --> 00:16:12,810 from Pomerantz and Klein. 473 00:16:12,810 --> 00:16:14,130 Let's get a drink. 474 00:16:14,130 --> 00:16:16,097 ? Memories hide between these bricks ? 475 00:16:16,122 --> 00:16:17,130 See? 476 00:16:20,388 --> 00:16:24,025 [DISTANT] ? Picture frames hold picture perfect... ? 477 00:16:24,026 --> 00:16:25,711 Can I have a Robert Palmer, please? 478 00:16:25,960 --> 00:16:27,531 - Hey. - "Pizza, pizza." 479 00:16:27,989 --> 00:16:29,790 Can I whip this napkin at the back of your head? 480 00:16:29,791 --> 00:16:31,585 Abso-fuckin'-lutely not. 481 00:16:32,800 --> 00:16:34,207 There he is! 482 00:16:34,207 --> 00:16:35,574 Oh, for Christ sake... 483 00:16:35,575 --> 00:16:37,743 Funny seeing you in here again. 484 00:16:38,380 --> 00:16:40,583 Oh, I've seen that look before. 485 00:16:40,747 --> 00:16:43,316 You're getting ready to take a big dump. 486 00:16:43,595 --> 00:16:46,484 And in a minute, I'll be wiping your little bun 487 00:16:46,486 --> 00:16:48,620 down with a wet towel 488 00:16:48,621 --> 00:16:50,697 and pouring baby powder on your tuchus, 489 00:16:50,722 --> 00:16:54,258 so your anus wouldn't turn red as Rudolph's nose. 490 00:16:54,260 --> 00:16:56,521 Why were you always changing my diaper, man? 491 00:16:56,697 --> 00:16:58,230 You're not even related to me. 492 00:16:58,231 --> 00:16:59,984 You should not have been doing that. 493 00:16:59,984 --> 00:17:01,840 Oh, jeez, kid. 494 00:17:02,351 --> 00:17:04,567 Your dad would bring you into work, 495 00:17:04,709 --> 00:17:06,910 and then he would get so busy he wouldn't have time 496 00:17:06,911 --> 00:17:10,591 to take care of you, so I set up a spot for you in my office, 497 00:17:11,016 --> 00:17:14,084 let you play with my old Matchbox cars, 498 00:17:14,085 --> 00:17:15,719 and while all that was going on, 499 00:17:15,720 --> 00:17:18,481 you'd take a lot of craps, and I'd clean 'em up. 500 00:17:18,738 --> 00:17:21,569 Look, I didn't mean to embarrass you. 501 00:17:22,161 --> 00:17:23,372 Oh, my God. 502 00:17:24,667 --> 00:17:27,533 I'm... I'm so sorry, Paul. I had no idea. 503 00:17:29,756 --> 00:17:31,276 Thank you for taking care of me. 504 00:17:31,301 --> 00:17:32,818 Oh, yeah. 505 00:17:33,536 --> 00:17:36,953 I just feel like I had a hand in raising you. 506 00:17:37,789 --> 00:17:41,158 Now, why don't you hop up here for old time's sake? 507 00:17:41,487 --> 00:17:43,768 - Paul... - Aw, I'm just joking. 508 00:17:43,768 --> 00:17:46,159 - Okay. - I'm just proud of you. 509 00:17:47,007 --> 00:17:50,875 But I bet your dumps are way bigger 510 00:17:51,008 --> 00:17:52,692 and way messier. 511 00:17:53,344 --> 00:17:54,774 I'd love to see 'em, 512 00:17:55,727 --> 00:17:58,650 even if just in the toilet. 513 00:17:58,651 --> 00:18:00,122 Oh, damn it. 514 00:18:01,786 --> 00:18:03,323 Say it. "Pizza, pizza." 515 00:18:04,037 --> 00:18:05,060 Say it. 516 00:18:05,670 --> 00:18:06,903 Let's get out of here. 517 00:18:06,904 --> 00:18:08,471 Let's get our pea coats and go. 518 00:18:08,472 --> 00:18:09,779 Let's get our pea coats and get out of here. 519 00:18:10,075 --> 00:18:12,464 Mmm, delicious Little Caesars. 520 00:18:12,844 --> 00:18:14,277 - Pizza, pizza. - [LAUGHTER] 521 00:18:14,278 --> 00:18:15,813 And there you have it. 522 00:18:15,814 --> 00:18:18,681 Even a football to the head won't stop you 523 00:18:18,682 --> 00:18:21,485 from enjoying Little Caesars Pizza. 524 00:18:21,486 --> 00:18:23,587 - Idiots. - You're all sheep! 525 00:18:23,588 --> 00:18:25,552 Well, no surprises here, guys. 526 00:18:25,552 --> 00:18:29,154 The winner is: Little Caesars, Cramblin Duvet. 527 00:18:29,155 --> 00:18:31,889 - Oh, my God! - We did it! 528 00:18:31,890 --> 00:18:33,649 A fuckin' D Award! 529 00:18:33,649 --> 00:18:34,852 Aah! 530 00:18:34,852 --> 00:18:38,121 [UPBEAT MOTOWN MUSIC] 531 00:18:38,715 --> 00:18:42,285 ? You got me believing in you ? 532 00:18:42,286 --> 00:18:44,287 [LAUGHS INCREDULOUSLY] 533 00:18:44,288 --> 00:18:47,589 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 534 00:18:47,590 --> 00:18:51,227 [LAUGHS] Uh... ah. 535 00:18:51,561 --> 00:18:53,843 When... you know, when I was first 536 00:18:53,843 --> 00:18:55,441 hit in the head with a football, 537 00:18:55,979 --> 00:18:59,935 I-I thought, hmm, this would be a great commercial, 538 00:19:00,450 --> 00:19:02,318 because it was funny, you know, 539 00:19:02,319 --> 00:19:04,067 and I always thought it was funny. 540 00:19:04,289 --> 00:19:07,034 Uh, and I was always in on the joke. 541 00:19:07,497 --> 00:19:09,105 So, to you I say... 542 00:19:09,592 --> 00:19:11,060 welcome to the joke! 543 00:19:11,061 --> 00:19:12,227 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 544 00:19:12,228 --> 00:19:13,692 [CHUCKLES] Tim. 545 00:19:16,078 --> 00:19:19,375 Commercials have the power to change the world. 546 00:19:20,102 --> 00:19:22,505 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 547 00:19:22,506 --> 00:19:25,575 ? You got me believing in you... ? 548 00:19:27,745 --> 00:19:29,946 It's weird. All I've ever wanted 549 00:19:29,947 --> 00:19:31,609 was to win a D Award. 550 00:19:32,215 --> 00:19:33,916 Doesn't feel like I thought it would. 551 00:19:34,118 --> 00:19:36,020 Yeah, that's 'cause we didn't do anything to win it. 552 00:19:36,021 --> 00:19:39,146 That's right. This is meaningless. 553 00:19:39,689 --> 00:19:41,056 Hey, guys, congratulations. 554 00:19:41,057 --> 00:19:42,836 - Suck it, pal. - We beat you, you lost, 555 00:19:42,861 --> 00:19:44,649 you're a piece of shit, and nobody loves you. 556 00:19:44,794 --> 00:19:46,222 It's an empty victory. 557 00:19:46,396 --> 00:19:47,843 Yeah, sure is. 558 00:19:48,231 --> 00:19:49,765 Hey, fellas. Congratulations. 559 00:19:49,766 --> 00:19:50,766 - Oh. - Yeah, 560 00:19:50,767 --> 00:19:51,899 it was a great commercial. 561 00:19:51,899 --> 00:19:53,734 Thank you so much, Carl, but honestly, 562 00:19:53,735 --> 00:19:55,669 we had nothing to do with it. 563 00:19:57,022 --> 00:19:59,406 Hmm. You know... 564 00:19:59,736 --> 00:20:01,337 this reminds me of the time 565 00:20:01,338 --> 00:20:03,238 "Martin" won the 1994 Image Award 566 00:20:03,239 --> 00:20:05,074 for Outstanding Comedy Series. 567 00:20:05,075 --> 00:20:06,441 - Oh, yeah, magical night. - Yeah, of course. 568 00:20:06,442 --> 00:20:08,110 - I remember that. - Yeah, yeah, it was great. 569 00:20:08,111 --> 00:20:09,776 Right? We won. 570 00:20:10,704 --> 00:20:14,573 You know, but it didn't feel like my award. 571 00:20:14,574 --> 00:20:16,175 Oh, yeah, 'cause you had to share it 572 00:20:16,176 --> 00:20:18,910 with Martin and Tommy and Pam and Gina 573 00:20:18,911 --> 00:20:20,260 and Sheneneh. 574 00:20:20,915 --> 00:20:22,741 Well, Sheneneh was Martin. 575 00:20:23,557 --> 00:20:25,283 But you know what, that's beside the point. 576 00:20:25,284 --> 00:20:27,052 I mean, you know, that was just my ego talking. 577 00:20:27,053 --> 00:20:28,143 You know what I'm saying? 578 00:20:28,143 --> 00:20:30,546 I mean, since then I've learned to appreciate the achievement. 579 00:20:30,546 --> 00:20:32,477 You know, you put it like that, it's pretty cool. 580 00:20:32,726 --> 00:20:35,594 It's like the D Award is the Image Award, 581 00:20:35,595 --> 00:20:37,752 and we're "Martin." [LAUGHS SOFTLY] 582 00:20:37,811 --> 00:20:38,911 No. 583 00:20:39,813 --> 00:20:42,730 You're Cole... from "Martin." 584 00:20:43,579 --> 00:20:45,723 Well, that's... pretty cool, too. 585 00:20:46,248 --> 00:20:47,493 Oh, I know it is. 586 00:20:47,914 --> 00:20:49,153 Take it easy, fellas. 587 00:20:50,063 --> 00:20:52,292 - BOTH: Thanks, Carl. - Appreciate it. 588 00:20:53,699 --> 00:20:56,226 - Wait, Martin was Sheneneh? - I know! 589 00:20:56,226 --> 00:20:57,626 - What the hell? - How? 590 00:20:57,628 --> 00:20:59,889 I met the real Sheneneh once. 591 00:20:59,914 --> 00:21:00,849 Yeah. 592 00:21:00,874 --> 00:21:02,085 God bless you. 593 00:21:03,438 --> 00:21:05,530 [STAMMERS] Thank you. 594 00:21:05,851 --> 00:21:06,952 [STIFLED LAUGHTER] 595 00:21:06,952 --> 00:21:09,284 And never... never... 596 00:21:09,285 --> 00:21:11,760 Let a teacher tell you that you're fat. 597 00:21:11,988 --> 00:21:14,825 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 598 00:21:14,875 --> 00:21:19,425 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 42793

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