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? I got to get myself together, baby ?
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That was a great business lunch.
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You all full, Kathy?
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I guess.
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I'm so full, I could barf a horse.
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It was a pretty good meal, then.
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- Yeah.
- Mmm.
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Judy Thompson?
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Judy Thompson, VP of
Marketing, Quicken Loans?
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We didn't know you were here.
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You could've sat with us cool guys.
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- Yeah.
- Hi, guys.
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You know Ryan Lepchek of Doner Advertising?
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What's up, guys?
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Yes, unfortunately.
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[OBNOXIOUS LAUGH]
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This is our client Kathy
from Sidewall Windows.
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We're just discussing a new
flyer we're making for her.
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Very cool. Quicken Loans is
doing a new national campaign.
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They're not sure who they're
going with yet, but, uh, wink wink.
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- We'll do it.
- Yeah, we're in, half price.
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- No, fellas.
- Yeah guys, it's not...
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Uh, uh, Rocket Mortgage, pocket porgages.
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It's a little pocket for porgages.
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Rocket Mortgages,
uh, fast like a rocket.
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Introducing your new
spokesperson, the Flash.
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It's not about speed and more
about how our simple process
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helps you understand everything
so you can be confident.
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Okay, with all due respect,
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who is more confident
than the Flash, I wonder?
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Yeah, he's literally the
fastest man alive, so...
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Oh, guys, I'm sorry to cut this short.
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This is my car.
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- Cool.
- Nice.
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- Stupid.
- Kathy, pleasure to meet you.
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Doner Advertising.
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Sucks.
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Frickin' Doner.
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Don't say "boner" in front of a kid.
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He didn't say "boner,"
idiot. He said "Doner."
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Stay out of it, dickweed.
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You're not the one who said "boner."
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- I will say it.
- Don't you fucking do it.
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I will! Hey, buddy.
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Boner!
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- Oh...
- Oh, yeah.
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Shit!
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Freakin' husband's a psycho.
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You're a psycho... This isn't my husband.
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This is my son.
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Ha-ha.
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Come on, let's friggin' go.
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Here, Kathy, why don't you hop in?
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Hold on to the rope
this time so you don't go
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flying all over the place, okay?
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Oops, sorry, here you go.
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Yeah.
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[CAR BEEPING]
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You're gonna go to jail one day.
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That's a promise.
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Ouch!
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I said hold on to the rope!
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? Next time ?
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? When they ask you ?
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? Where you're from ?
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? You gon' say Detroit City ?
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? When we get back
on our feet, yeah ?
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Synced and corrected by louvette
www.addic7ed.com
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I never said I saw Big Bird.
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I said I saw the kind of bird Big Bird is.
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Yeah, well, I've seen that.
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Yeah, I know, everyone has, I know that.
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Two more criminals
were brutally apprehended
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by a masked vigilante
police are calling
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"Nerd Batman," due to his glasses.
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I'm Mort Crim,
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which in French means
death and crime.
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I lost 30 pounds.
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I lost 40 pounds.
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I've lost so much weight,
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I need a whole new wardrobe.
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? Medicinal Weight Loss ?
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I founded Medicinal Weight Loss
to help people
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achieve their dream bodies.
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I guess some dreams can come true.
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? Medicinal Weight Loss,
the shape of you is new ?
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Dr. Mayflower made another ad
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without us?
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?
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Who the hell made it for him?
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Doner made it, brah-brah.
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Doner? You left us for Doner?
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This Lepchek guy said he can
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increase my business by 15%.
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Un-freaking-believable.
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Said a guy like me should own a boat.
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I don't have a boat. I want a boat.
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I told you you could
borrow our pontoon boat
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anytime you want, just
not during Jobbie Nooner.
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But that's when I'ma need it.
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It's a boat party.
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For less money,
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Lepchek did my commercial good.
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Oh, our commercial was good.
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Yeah, the guy said his kid
didn't recognize him anymore,
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and daddy wasn't funny
since he lost the weight.
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I mean, for the record,
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we didn't ask him to say any of that.
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But you still put it in the commercial.
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Yeah, 'cause if we didn't put that in,
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we wouldn't have had enough stuff.
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Guys, the new commercial's great,
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it's bringing in business,
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and it actually lists
my correct phone number
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on the screen.
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Lepchek.
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[GROANS]
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[AGGRESSIVE ROCK MUSIC]
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?
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May I help you?
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Yes, please take this down.
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Congratulations... congratulations.
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You've awoken the beast,
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and now the beast is gonna bite ya back.
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And who is this message for?
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Ryan Lepchek.
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You can go ahead and just
spray paint it on his desk
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and trash his entire office, please.
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Dani, that won't be necessary.
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- I wasn't gonna do it anyway.
- Hmm.
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Ryan Lepchek, you tall, fat drink of crap.
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You stole our client, man.
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Can you be more specific?
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Dr. Mayflower, oh, my God.
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- You have General Mills.
- Mm-hmm.
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You have Chrysler.
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They're great.
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Don't come to our toilet,
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reach in, and pull out our shit!
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Dr. Mayflower was our shit.
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Guys, this is how advertising works.
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We steal each other's clients.
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Okay, uh, it's like this.
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Guy steals second base,
right? He's not cheating.
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He's just trying to win the game.
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Well, statistically speaking,
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it's stupid to try and steal second base.
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- I mean, moneyball.
- It's basic moneyball.
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Okay, look, if it
makes you feel any better,
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it's nothing personal, okay?
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We offered them a discount because
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we needed some
bottom-of-the-barrel clients
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for our summer interns to train on, okay?
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That does not make me
feel any better, okay?
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Look, our clients are our family.
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Thank you for coming
in, Mr. and Mrs. Smith.
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Oh, thank you so much for the cookies.
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Our pleasure, Tyler.
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Thank you for being so
polite and professional.
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Irv and Doris Smith!
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Tim. Sam.
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It was just a meeting.
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They invited us.
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We will talk about it later.
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Go wait in the car.
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We drove here.
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Go wait in our car.
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All right, game on, my friend.
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Game on.
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Now we come after your clients.
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See...
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now that we know how the game is played,
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we're gonna play that game ourselves.
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[CHUCKLES]
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And I'ma let you know something.
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We play for keeps.
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Okay.
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Well, guys, if you think
you win by playing the game,
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then you've already lost, so...
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- Freakin' hell.
- Holy fucking shit.
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That was a knockout blow and he just left.
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Yeah, he walks away 'cause he knew it.
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- He knew that it was a knockout.
- He knew it.
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- Okay, let's go.
- Oh, that was devastating.
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[BASS MUSIC]
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?
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- This feels a little beneath us.
- Yeah, totally.
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But here comes somebody. Let's do this!
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- Excuse me.
- Excuse us.
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Excuse me, ma'am?
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You look like you're looking for
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two of the best admen in town.
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Yeah, uh, we represent a small firm
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that's not so small in talent... rude.
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Gosh.
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- Rude.
- It's all good.
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Ah, may we have a moment of your time?
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Yes, and if you're looking for a firm
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that values people more
than the bottom line...
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- Not interested.
- Ah... okay.
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Wow. Okay.
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- Wow.
- My God.
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[CAR DOOR SLAMS]
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Hey, what's up, dudes?
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Hey, you heading into Doner?
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- Ah, yes, we are.
- Ah, too bad.
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- Excuse me?
- Oh, it's just I heard you can get
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better service and a lower price
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at a place called Cramblin Duvet.
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Cramblin Duvet.
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Thanks for the tip, but I think we're good.
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Ah, Doner sucks, sir.
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Uh, seems like you suck.
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- Do I suck?
- No, man, no.
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It's just, he came up with it so fast.
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Like, it was so quick.
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You don't suck at all.
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Thanks, bud.
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- Get out of here!
- Hey!
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Why did you kick me out?
I'm a client of Doner.
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We hate our clients here at Doner!
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You bring your ass back around here,
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I'ma whup your ass for no reason.
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Hey, you shouldn't have
to be treated like that.
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Yeah, we run Cramblin Duvet,
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and we always treat
our clients with respect
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and never have our security guard
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kick them out for no reason.
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Well, you don't know what he did.
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Doesn't matter what he did.
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What'd he do?
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Uh, I think the point is that he...
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Wasn't doing anything,
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and he kicked him out
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for no reason because the company is bad.
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No reason?
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The man cut his dick off in the break room!
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Too far.
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- Too far, Ned.
- Ned, that is unbelievable.
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People, there's a microwave
in there that people eat...
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Be careful, there's dick blood everywhere.
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W-watch your feet, you got on dress shoes.
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Have a good day.
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All right, well, get back to work, Tommy.
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Thanks, Ned.
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- You guys need me, let me know.
- Yep.
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Hey, it's the suck twins.
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How's the sucking business?
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You're the one who sucks!
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Ohh, shit!
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My dude!
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My dude!
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Burn, asshole!
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?
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Ahh!
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Oh! My! God!
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Oh, my God, you hit my
friend, you friggin' psycho!
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I'm so sorry. I feel like I had stopped.
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No, you wasn't.
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You were still coming back like an idiot.
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I'm huwt!
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He just came out of nowhere.
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00:08:29,665 --> 00:08:31,124
Yeah, tell that to your cellmate, man.
264
00:08:31,124 --> 00:08:32,308
My head huwts.
265
00:08:32,308 --> 00:08:33,742
Shh, come on... Why are
you talking like that?
266
00:08:33,810 --> 00:08:34,978
[BOTH GIGGLE]
267
00:08:35,044 --> 00:08:36,479
C-come closer.
268
00:08:36,547 --> 00:08:38,537
I think these might be
his last words, maybe.
269
00:08:38,815 --> 00:08:40,217
[GROANS]
270
00:08:41,683 --> 00:08:43,652
On a scale of one to ten,
271
00:08:44,120 --> 00:08:46,871
how happy are you with
the service at Doner?
272
00:08:49,144 --> 00:08:50,093
What?
273
00:08:50,159 --> 00:08:51,894
I think he said, on a scale of one to ten,
274
00:08:51,961 --> 00:08:54,497
how happy are you with
your service over at Doner?
275
00:08:55,003 --> 00:08:56,699
I don't get any service, I work there.
276
00:08:56,767 --> 00:08:59,068
Work there? God damn it.
277
00:08:59,134 --> 00:09:00,770
What kind of scam is this?
278
00:09:00,837 --> 00:09:03,139
I wasted, like, ten blood capsules on you.
279
00:09:03,206 --> 00:09:04,440
I keep on swallowing them.
280
00:09:04,507 --> 00:09:06,155
Don't waste people's time, sir.
281
00:09:06,277 --> 00:09:08,147
You should be ashamed of yourself.
282
00:09:09,062 --> 00:09:10,581
Don't just eat the blood capsules.
283
00:09:10,647 --> 00:09:11,781
Are you just swallowing 'em?
284
00:09:11,847 --> 00:09:14,883
- Yeah.
- I use these all the time.
285
00:09:14,951 --> 00:09:16,485
Mr. Hark, you have designed some of
286
00:09:16,552 --> 00:09:19,658
the greatest American
cars in the last 20 years.
287
00:09:19,788 --> 00:09:21,759
So you creating your own car company
288
00:09:21,825 --> 00:09:23,759
is massive news, and we here at Doner...
289
00:09:23,826 --> 00:09:25,077
Mr. Lepchek?
290
00:09:25,629 --> 00:09:26,562
Yes, Dani?
291
00:09:26,629 --> 00:09:27,997
I am so sorry,
292
00:09:28,063 --> 00:09:29,198
but those men are still here.
293
00:09:29,265 --> 00:09:30,499
[SIGHS]
294
00:09:30,567 --> 00:09:32,067
It's a couple
of low-level ad guys
295
00:09:32,134 --> 00:09:33,568
trying to steal our clients.
296
00:09:33,635 --> 00:09:36,404
Um, it's fine as long as
they're not harassing anyone.
297
00:09:36,471 --> 00:09:38,740
They're saying this is Boner Advertising
298
00:09:38,807 --> 00:09:40,711
and they're not looking for clients.
299
00:09:41,143 --> 00:09:42,612
- Boom!
- Shit. Mr. Hark.
300
00:09:42,677 --> 00:09:43,946
This place is boner.
301
00:09:44,014 --> 00:09:45,347
Sir? Mr. Hark?
302
00:09:45,414 --> 00:09:47,083
- So close to boner!
- Hello, Boner?
303
00:09:47,149 --> 00:09:49,119
[BOTH CACKLING]
304
00:09:49,185 --> 00:09:51,354
All right, next time, let's
just not wait for them to respond.
305
00:09:51,421 --> 00:09:53,056
Let's just shove them in the car.
306
00:09:53,123 --> 00:09:54,257
Yeah, maybe we say we work
for free, 'cause, I mean,
307
00:09:54,323 --> 00:09:55,490
- it's not about the money.
- No.
308
00:09:55,557 --> 00:09:56,752
It's about stealing them from Doner.
309
00:09:56,752 --> 00:09:57,987
Yeah, once they're in
the car, we can tell them
310
00:09:58,054 --> 00:09:59,260
- anything we want.
- Yeah.
311
00:09:59,942 --> 00:10:01,111
Drive.
312
00:10:01,177 --> 00:10:04,154
Holy shit, you're Allen Hark.
313
00:10:04,179 --> 00:10:06,197
I hear you're looking to
steal one of Doner's clients.
314
00:10:06,197 --> 00:10:07,399
Well, you heard right.
315
00:10:07,834 --> 00:10:09,135
Then drive.
316
00:10:09,200 --> 00:10:12,137
[TYRONE CHESTNUT'S "THE BUMP" PLAYING]
317
00:10:12,204 --> 00:10:17,676
?
318
00:10:17,743 --> 00:10:19,577
? Come on ?
319
00:10:19,645 --> 00:10:22,333
This is where my father
worked his whole life.
320
00:10:23,083 --> 00:10:24,172
Ah.
321
00:10:24,172 --> 00:10:25,606
The world our children will grow up in
322
00:10:25,673 --> 00:10:27,575
is vastly different from
the world we live in now.
323
00:10:27,643 --> 00:10:28,944
I don't have any children.
324
00:10:29,009 --> 00:10:31,131
Yeah, I'm not even seriously
dating anyone right now.
325
00:10:31,156 --> 00:10:33,325
It's not that I'm a player, it's
just, I like the idea of a first kiss.
326
00:10:33,391 --> 00:10:35,627
- Yeah, he loves kisses.
- Well, I don't have any children either.
327
00:10:35,694 --> 00:10:36,896
I was just talking about
the next generation.
328
00:10:36,963 --> 00:10:38,197
- Yes.
- Ah, cool, cool, cool, cool.
329
00:10:38,263 --> 00:10:39,491
- Other people's kids.
- Yeah.
330
00:10:39,491 --> 00:10:41,741
I've raised over $200
million in investor money
331
00:10:41,741 --> 00:10:45,193
to start my own company, one that
values creativity over conformity.
332
00:10:45,613 --> 00:10:48,171
I went to Doner today. That kid, Lepchek?
333
00:10:48,279 --> 00:10:50,191
Gave me the best
presentation I've ever seen.
334
00:10:51,075 --> 00:10:52,934
But I don't want to bring
a boxer to a knife fight.
335
00:10:53,719 --> 00:10:55,286
I want the kind of guys that'll bring a gun
336
00:10:55,353 --> 00:10:56,521
to a kid's birthday party.
337
00:10:56,588 --> 00:10:57,958
- That's us.
- A toy gun, I guess.
338
00:10:58,024 --> 00:11:00,059
- Yeah, but we'd do it.
- We would, for sure.
339
00:11:00,126 --> 00:11:01,660
I can make the best car in the world,
340
00:11:01,727 --> 00:11:03,597
but it won't matter if
no one wants to buy it.
341
00:11:03,663 --> 00:11:05,302
- We're your guys.
- Mm-hmm.
342
00:11:05,597 --> 00:11:06,765
- Are you?
- Yeah.
343
00:11:06,832 --> 00:11:08,172
Sell me this pencil.
344
00:11:08,568 --> 00:11:09,593
Excuse me?
345
00:11:09,618 --> 00:11:10,887
Sell me the pencil.
346
00:11:11,036 --> 00:11:12,170
- Uh... the... okay.
- Uh...
347
00:11:12,237 --> 00:11:14,039
Uh, no problem, no problem at all.
348
00:11:14,064 --> 00:11:15,082
Yeah, here it comes.
349
00:11:15,107 --> 00:11:18,010
[BOTH STAMMERING]
350
00:11:18,035 --> 00:11:19,504
Life goes by so fast,
and each day you see...
351
00:11:19,571 --> 00:11:21,714
- Sell me the pencil.
- I... Yep, yep.
352
00:11:21,780 --> 00:11:23,382
Well, first let's get
you a water or something.
353
00:11:23,449 --> 00:11:24,482
- You thirsty?
- The pencil!
354
00:11:24,549 --> 00:11:25,852
Welcome to this... our store.
355
00:11:25,919 --> 00:11:27,754
We've been in business for a little while.
356
00:11:27,819 --> 00:11:29,181
Little while. We're struggling.
357
00:11:29,181 --> 00:11:30,457
Okay, I'll sell you my car.
358
00:11:30,522 --> 00:11:32,057
No, no, sell me the pencil.
359
00:11:32,125 --> 00:11:33,592
600 bucks, that's what I'm saying,
360
00:11:33,660 --> 00:11:35,160
lease to own, 30 bucks a month,
361
00:11:35,227 --> 00:11:36,328
I pay your car insurance.
362
00:11:36,395 --> 00:11:37,630
That's a terrible deal for you.
363
00:11:37,697 --> 00:11:39,232
Is that yes? Is that a yes?
364
00:11:39,299 --> 00:11:40,359
You know what?
365
00:11:41,632 --> 00:11:42,950
This isn't a pencil.
366
00:11:43,102 --> 00:11:44,035
No...
367
00:11:44,236 --> 00:11:47,108
this is a, uh,
368
00:11:47,108 --> 00:11:48,123
trumpet.
369
00:11:48,711 --> 00:11:51,681
[IMITATING TRUMPET]
370
00:11:54,482 --> 00:11:55,383
Jazz.
371
00:11:55,451 --> 00:11:56,618
Holy...
372
00:11:56,684 --> 00:11:58,820
Whatever, I already own the pencil.
373
00:11:58,888 --> 00:12:00,256
Well, yeah, exactly.
374
00:12:00,322 --> 00:12:01,657
How are we gonna sell it to
you if you already own it?
375
00:12:01,723 --> 00:12:03,558
The whole pencil thing
was fun but a little stupid.
376
00:12:03,625 --> 00:12:05,159
- Yeah, it was fun, though.
- It was dumb.
377
00:12:05,226 --> 00:12:07,029
- It was dumb.
- But it taught me something.
378
00:12:07,247 --> 00:12:08,398
You guys are hungry,
379
00:12:08,463 --> 00:12:10,965
and that's a good thing,
because, gentlemen,
380
00:12:11,033 --> 00:12:12,568
I've made the car of the future.
381
00:12:12,806 --> 00:12:13,836
Whoa.
382
00:12:13,901 --> 00:12:16,018
And you are going to help me sell it.
383
00:12:21,063 --> 00:12:22,544
Is he walking?
384
00:12:22,611 --> 00:12:24,414
- Sir, you probably shouldn't walk here.
- Is he walking?
385
00:12:25,760 --> 00:12:28,922
Tim, I think we just sold Hark Motors.
386
00:12:29,751 --> 00:12:31,386
[BOTH LAUGH]
387
00:12:31,452 --> 00:12:33,188
Hey, Susan, quick question.
388
00:12:33,255 --> 00:12:34,490
Is it too late for me to buy
389
00:12:34,557 --> 00:12:35,957
Girl Scout cookies from your daughter?
390
00:12:36,024 --> 00:12:38,294
Lepchek!
391
00:12:38,627 --> 00:12:41,295
You old barrel of dog piss and dog shit.
392
00:12:41,362 --> 00:12:43,401
- Hey.
- Guess who we just landed?
393
00:12:44,464 --> 00:12:45,800
Hark Motors.
394
00:12:45,867 --> 00:12:47,101
Stole him from right under your nose.
395
00:12:47,167 --> 00:12:48,769
[BOTH SNICKER]
396
00:12:48,837 --> 00:12:51,305
I mean, no offense, but how
did you guys land Hark Motors?
397
00:12:51,372 --> 00:12:53,641
- We're smart.
- We gonna bury you guys, steal all your...
398
00:12:53,708 --> 00:12:54,641
Mm.
399
00:12:54,709 --> 00:12:56,303
Cash for Copper Carl,
400
00:12:56,544 --> 00:12:57,748
what are you doing here?
401
00:12:57,748 --> 00:12:58,893
Tim and Sam.
402
00:12:59,079 --> 00:13:00,382
I'm just simply listening
403
00:13:00,449 --> 00:13:02,382
to what these business people have to say.
404
00:13:02,449 --> 00:13:04,042
Yeah, but you're our client.
405
00:13:04,042 --> 00:13:05,406
Be that as it may,
406
00:13:05,946 --> 00:13:08,037
they say they can help me with my auto shop
407
00:13:08,037 --> 00:13:10,818
that replaces car windows and car radios
408
00:13:11,186 --> 00:13:14,022
should somebody have
smashed your car window
409
00:13:14,087 --> 00:13:15,589
and taken your car radio.
410
00:13:15,657 --> 00:13:16,925
Smart.
411
00:13:16,991 --> 00:13:18,525
- Just a nice business idea.
- Good idea.
412
00:13:18,561 --> 00:13:20,027
- Helpful for people.
- Frickin' good idea.
413
00:13:20,095 --> 00:13:21,329
- Gentlemen.
- See ya.
414
00:13:21,395 --> 00:13:22,369
Yeah.
415
00:13:22,764 --> 00:13:25,483
You really are a piece of giant horse crap.
416
00:13:25,960 --> 00:13:28,904
I don't know what type of
rivalry you think we have,
417
00:13:28,971 --> 00:13:31,941
but honestly, I just want
the best for you guys.
418
00:13:32,774 --> 00:13:34,075
And we want to kill you.
419
00:13:34,375 --> 00:13:36,439
D-E-A-D.
420
00:13:37,205 --> 00:13:38,222
Frickin...
421
00:13:38,578 --> 00:13:40,548
[BOTH MOUTHING WORDS]
422
00:13:40,965 --> 00:13:43,018
Offensive. I don't come into your office
423
00:13:43,083 --> 00:13:45,652
and flip off that nice old lady
that sits in that front desk.
424
00:13:45,720 --> 00:13:47,263
- She's not nice.
- She's not nice.
425
00:13:47,263 --> 00:13:48,421
She is old.
426
00:13:48,421 --> 00:13:49,623
- She's not nice.
- Bips.
427
00:13:51,125 --> 00:13:52,993
[FUNKY MUSIC]
428
00:13:53,272 --> 00:13:55,295
Welcome, welcome.
429
00:13:55,362 --> 00:13:56,618
Goodness!
430
00:13:57,164 --> 00:13:58,265
Here, this is for you.
431
00:13:58,332 --> 00:13:59,366
[CHUCKLES]
432
00:13:59,599 --> 00:14:02,567
"Zug Island Dog Dick Cabernet."
433
00:14:02,567 --> 00:14:05,139
Yeah. It had the funniest name
of all the ones in the store.
434
00:14:05,206 --> 00:14:06,546
That's very funny, thank you.
435
00:14:06,808 --> 00:14:10,198
Did you see the ad we placed in the paper?
436
00:14:10,199 --> 00:14:11,588
_
437
00:14:11,613 --> 00:14:12,846
I see.
438
00:14:12,913 --> 00:14:14,983
Now you've publicly entwined our destinies.
439
00:14:15,049 --> 00:14:16,062
Very good.
440
00:14:16,703 --> 00:14:18,940
Well, I hope you won't
think I'm an old fuddy-duddy
441
00:14:19,006 --> 00:14:20,608
for asking you to remove
your shoes in the house.
442
00:14:20,674 --> 00:14:21,809
Oh, no, not at all.
443
00:14:21,876 --> 00:14:23,111
Oh no, my grandma does the same thing.
444
00:14:23,177 --> 00:14:24,221
And put on these shoes.
445
00:14:24,841 --> 00:14:26,021
Okay.
446
00:14:27,047 --> 00:14:28,045
Right now?
447
00:14:29,915 --> 00:14:32,618
This is the south
staircase. It's the down one.
448
00:14:32,685 --> 00:14:34,520
We use the north staircase to go up.
449
00:14:34,586 --> 00:14:36,760
Uh, um, can you go up on this one?
450
00:14:37,322 --> 00:14:38,256
[DING]
451
00:14:38,322 --> 00:14:39,357
Hello, Allen.
452
00:14:39,425 --> 00:14:41,030
Whoa, cool.
453
00:14:41,030 --> 00:14:42,628
Smart homes have been done.
454
00:14:42,695 --> 00:14:45,030
I wanted my home to be
completely intuitive.
455
00:14:45,096 --> 00:14:47,984
It knows what I want before I know myself.
456
00:14:48,167 --> 00:14:49,768
Good night, Allen.
457
00:14:49,835 --> 00:14:50,768
[DING]
458
00:14:51,690 --> 00:14:52,771
Lights on.
459
00:14:52,837 --> 00:14:53,772
Hello, Allen.
460
00:14:53,839 --> 00:14:55,074
I guess I must be tired.
461
00:14:55,141 --> 00:14:56,382
Or maybe I am.
462
00:14:56,728 --> 00:14:58,329
No. It only responds to me.
463
00:14:58,786 --> 00:15:01,039
No, I... no, I know, I was just joking.
464
00:15:02,066 --> 00:15:03,368
So, uh, Allen,
465
00:15:03,653 --> 00:15:05,556
when are we gonna get
a look at this new car?
466
00:15:05,621 --> 00:15:07,690
We'd love to come up
with a marketing strategy,
467
00:15:07,756 --> 00:15:09,019
take it for a test drive.
468
00:15:09,019 --> 00:15:09,986
Patience, Tim.
469
00:15:10,053 --> 00:15:12,155
All will be revealed after dinner.
470
00:15:12,555 --> 00:15:14,149
Not to malign what you do,
471
00:15:14,242 --> 00:15:16,619
but this car is going to sell itself.
472
00:15:16,686 --> 00:15:19,088
Well, that should make our job pretty easy.
473
00:15:19,539 --> 00:15:21,322
I'll still expect you to do your best work.
474
00:15:21,389 --> 00:15:23,091
No, I know, I was just joking again.
475
00:15:23,158 --> 00:15:25,294
Just chill out, lay off the gas.
476
00:15:25,361 --> 00:15:26,818
- I know, I'm just trying...
- Whoa.
477
00:15:27,163 --> 00:15:28,264
Oh.
478
00:15:28,775 --> 00:15:30,945
[WHIRRING]
479
00:15:32,335 --> 00:15:33,378
Thank you.
480
00:15:34,138 --> 00:15:35,270
Beautiful, isn't she?
481
00:15:35,337 --> 00:15:36,370
Hmm?
482
00:15:36,572 --> 00:15:38,541
It's okay, we're all men.
483
00:15:38,606 --> 00:15:40,375
There's no need to be shy here.
484
00:15:40,794 --> 00:15:42,374
Do you find her very beautiful?
485
00:15:43,111 --> 00:15:44,413
I mean, if you do.
486
00:15:44,480 --> 00:15:46,274
Let me ask you something, gentlemen.
487
00:15:46,816 --> 00:15:49,151
Would you believe she is, in fact,
488
00:15:49,351 --> 00:15:50,459
a robot?
489
00:15:53,255 --> 00:15:54,456
- Yes.
- Yes, I would.
490
00:15:54,523 --> 00:15:55,892
Well, that's because I told you.
491
00:15:55,957 --> 00:15:56,925
No, 'cause...
492
00:15:56,992 --> 00:15:58,093
Had I not used the word "robot,"
493
00:15:58,160 --> 00:15:59,428
you wouldn't have suspected.
494
00:15:59,495 --> 00:16:01,596
It's very, very obvious.
495
00:16:02,235 --> 00:16:04,162
Most men would kill for a wife like that.
496
00:16:04,600 --> 00:16:05,668
Is that your wife?
497
00:16:05,735 --> 00:16:08,204
The face of a Mona Lisa. Brains too.
498
00:16:08,269 --> 00:16:10,273
Brains of Mona Lisa?
499
00:16:10,338 --> 00:16:11,574
Shall we eat?
500
00:16:11,574 --> 00:16:12,942
It appears my house believes
501
00:16:13,009 --> 00:16:14,744
that I wanted spaghetti tonight,
502
00:16:14,811 --> 00:16:17,745
and I'm confident that deep down, I do.
503
00:16:17,812 --> 00:16:20,283
I guess deep down you didn't
want any meatballs either.
504
00:16:20,349 --> 00:16:21,683
Good night, Allen.
505
00:16:21,750 --> 00:16:23,186
- Hmm.
- There it goes.
506
00:16:23,253 --> 00:16:24,220
Lights on.
507
00:16:24,287 --> 00:16:25,921
-
- Hello, Allen.
508
00:16:25,987 --> 00:16:27,494
Guess I must be tired.
509
00:16:29,056 --> 00:16:31,023
Sam, you'll be interested in this.
510
00:16:31,608 --> 00:16:33,962
It's the ceremony where I
became an honorary black man.
511
00:16:34,029 --> 00:16:35,947
That's why I'm allowed to say the N word.
512
00:16:36,264 --> 00:16:37,476
No.
513
00:16:37,845 --> 00:16:39,246
Right this way, gentlemen.
514
00:16:40,068 --> 00:16:41,169
He's nuts.
515
00:16:41,236 --> 00:16:42,704
This car's gonna be made out of cardboard.
516
00:16:42,772 --> 00:16:44,607
He's not allowed to say the N word.
517
00:16:44,673 --> 00:16:46,642
[EXCITING MUSIC]
518
00:16:46,708 --> 00:16:49,244
Gentlemen, introducing the world's first
519
00:16:49,312 --> 00:16:51,312
zero emissions car.
520
00:16:51,380 --> 00:16:53,349
?
521
00:16:53,415 --> 00:16:54,382
Whoa.
522
00:16:54,450 --> 00:16:55,918
Zero emissions?
523
00:16:55,985 --> 00:16:57,187
That's right.
524
00:16:57,253 --> 00:16:58,721
I've engineered it so that this car takes
525
00:16:58,788 --> 00:17:01,456
all of its harmful carbon
emissions and exhausts
526
00:17:01,766 --> 00:17:03,073
and expels it
527
00:17:03,526 --> 00:17:06,540
into a non-toxic blob.
528
00:17:09,097 --> 00:17:10,529
Listen to that engine purr.
529
00:17:11,955 --> 00:17:13,202
That looks like shit.
530
00:17:13,396 --> 00:17:14,937
Well, no.
531
00:17:15,300 --> 00:17:16,538
It's emissions.
532
00:17:16,761 --> 00:17:18,974
The car shoots out an emissions blob.
533
00:17:19,040 --> 00:17:20,230
So, it shits?
534
00:17:21,097 --> 00:17:22,611
I don't think you
understand the significance
535
00:17:22,677 --> 00:17:23,879
of what I've done here.
536
00:17:23,945 --> 00:17:25,912
You've invented a shitting car.
537
00:17:26,415 --> 00:17:27,950
It's not shit. It's a blob.
538
00:17:28,017 --> 00:17:29,652
Uh, can you make it any other color?
539
00:17:29,719 --> 00:17:30,753
No, I've tried.
540
00:17:30,819 --> 00:17:31,953
Well, it smells like shit.
541
00:17:32,020 --> 00:17:32,955
No, it doesn't.
542
00:17:33,021 --> 00:17:34,155
Then what does it smell like?
543
00:17:35,125 --> 00:17:36,461
Mm-hmm.
544
00:17:37,640 --> 00:17:39,700
Uh, all right, look,
you've got plenty of money.
545
00:17:39,725 --> 00:17:40,658
We can fix this.
546
00:17:40,683 --> 00:17:41,906
The money's gone.
547
00:17:42,172 --> 00:17:45,334
You spent $200 million on a shitting car
548
00:17:45,401 --> 00:17:46,468
and a robot with boobs?
549
00:17:46,535 --> 00:17:48,204
Once people start buying the car,
550
00:17:48,270 --> 00:17:49,370
there'll be no end of money.
551
00:17:49,438 --> 00:17:51,440
We can do this thing together.
552
00:17:51,507 --> 00:17:52,708
Okay, how much do you think
553
00:17:52,775 --> 00:17:54,343
people are gonna pay for a crapping car?
554
00:17:54,410 --> 00:17:56,631
I was hoping $1.5 million.
555
00:17:56,656 --> 00:17:57,712
Each?
556
00:17:57,779 --> 00:18:00,462
Yeah, the car costs $1.4 million to make.
557
00:18:01,317 --> 00:18:02,767
This is very disappointing.
558
00:18:03,181 --> 00:18:05,477
I should never have
trusted Lepchek about you.
559
00:18:05,621 --> 00:18:07,690
Lepchek told you to hire us?
560
00:18:07,756 --> 00:18:09,324
That asshole!
561
00:18:09,391 --> 00:18:10,593
Well, good-bye, Allen.
562
00:18:10,659 --> 00:18:11,761
Thanks for the spaghetti.
563
00:18:11,827 --> 00:18:13,261
Good luck to you and yours.
564
00:18:13,328 --> 00:18:15,780
Give me $1,000 and I'll
let you sleep with my wife.
565
00:18:16,274 --> 00:18:17,208
What?
566
00:18:17,233 --> 00:18:18,460
Aww, come on.
567
00:18:18,763 --> 00:18:20,772
I see the way you've been looking at her.
568
00:18:23,172 --> 00:18:24,251
[SCOFFS]
569
00:18:27,179 --> 00:18:28,778
I mean, maybe we don't have to tell anybody
570
00:18:28,845 --> 00:18:30,246
that he's insane and broke.
571
00:18:30,313 --> 00:18:32,448
Yeah, I mean, maybe people
572
00:18:32,515 --> 00:18:35,617
would want a car that shits for $1 million.
573
00:18:35,854 --> 00:18:37,272
Yeah, maybe.
574
00:18:38,320 --> 00:18:39,488
[LAUGHS]
575
00:18:39,555 --> 00:18:41,190
What a psycho.
576
00:18:41,257 --> 00:18:42,391
Oh, I know!
577
00:18:42,458 --> 00:18:43,826
- Freaking psycho!
- Right? He's nuts.
578
00:18:43,893 --> 00:18:45,058
Jesus.
579
00:18:45,058 --> 00:18:47,863
What did that idiot say he
wanted to sleep with his wife?
580
00:18:47,930 --> 00:18:49,693
- Oh.
- 1,000 bucks?
581
00:18:50,164 --> 00:18:51,634
- Nuts.
- Yeah.
582
00:18:51,701 --> 00:18:53,634
He'd probably let me do it for, like, $500.
583
00:18:53,702 --> 00:18:55,137
- Sam.
- I'm not gonna.
584
00:18:56,158 --> 00:18:57,884
You piece of crap!
585
00:18:57,884 --> 00:19:00,108
I'm sorry, Mr. Lepchek,
I tried to stop them.
586
00:19:00,174 --> 00:19:01,242
You barely tried.
587
00:19:01,309 --> 00:19:02,344
I don't want to kick your ass.
588
00:19:02,411 --> 00:19:03,345
Whatever.
589
00:19:03,412 --> 00:19:04,681
How can I help you guys?
590
00:19:04,747 --> 00:19:05,981
You told Allen Hark to hire us to sell
591
00:19:06,048 --> 00:19:07,916
his pooping car to make us laughingstocks.
592
00:19:07,983 --> 00:19:09,885
What? No. I said you were psychos.
593
00:19:09,952 --> 00:19:11,086
You son of a bitch!
594
00:19:11,153 --> 00:19:12,887
That's exactly what he wanted to hear!
595
00:19:12,954 --> 00:19:16,125
Guys, that honestly wasn't
my intention, all right?
596
00:19:16,511 --> 00:19:17,545
Call it even?
597
00:19:17,610 --> 00:19:20,161
No, it's not even. You stole from us.
598
00:19:20,610 --> 00:19:22,196
Now we
599
00:19:22,727 --> 00:19:24,740
are going to steal from you.
600
00:19:24,765 --> 00:19:26,733
Yeah, something from this office.
601
00:19:26,758 --> 00:19:27,861
Yeah.
602
00:19:28,024 --> 00:19:29,292
Okay, what are you gonna steal?
603
00:19:29,358 --> 00:19:30,659
I'm gonna steal your laptop.
604
00:19:30,727 --> 00:19:31,894
- Not the laptop.
- Oh, no,
605
00:19:31,961 --> 00:19:32,961
I'm not stealing that. It's expensive.
606
00:19:33,028 --> 00:19:33,963
I'll get in huge trouble.
607
00:19:34,030 --> 00:19:34,964
You know what, I'm taking this
608
00:19:35,030 --> 00:19:36,399
dragon skeleton thing.
609
00:19:36,465 --> 00:19:39,568
That's an actual
Maniraptoran dinosaur fossil.
610
00:19:39,635 --> 00:19:40,738
Oh, sweet.
611
00:19:40,804 --> 00:19:42,038
Aw, God damn it, that's cool.
612
00:19:42,105 --> 00:19:43,640
- Thanks.
- What about this thing?
613
00:19:43,705 --> 00:19:44,731
It's dumb, who cares.
614
00:19:45,307 --> 00:19:46,308
Ooh.
615
00:19:47,443 --> 00:19:49,011
Well, I guess you picked your item.
616
00:19:49,078 --> 00:19:51,017
No! I don't want that. It's broken!
617
00:19:51,017 --> 00:19:52,915
God damn it, Sam, we
could've had that dino!
618
00:19:52,982 --> 00:19:53,916
I know.
619
00:19:53,983 --> 00:19:55,218
Best of luck to you guys.
620
00:19:55,285 --> 00:19:56,620
Eat a butt, Lepchek!
621
00:19:56,686 --> 00:19:58,231
[LAUGHING]
622
00:19:58,989 --> 00:20:00,757
[FUNKY MUSIC]
623
00:20:00,824 --> 00:20:03,063
I honestly like those guys.
624
00:20:03,826 --> 00:20:04,782
What?
625
00:20:05,028 --> 00:20:06,062
Nothing, Tim.
626
00:20:06,128 --> 00:20:09,432
?
627
00:20:09,499 --> 00:20:12,169
? My mama got it, mama got it ?
628
00:20:12,236 --> 00:20:13,570
? My papa got it ?
629
00:20:13,827 --> 00:20:15,606
Hey, it's the suck twins.
630
00:20:15,631 --> 00:20:16,565
How's the sucking business?
631
00:20:16,590 --> 00:20:17,740
You're the one who sucks.
632
00:20:17,807 --> 00:20:19,876
Ohh, shit!
633
00:20:19,942 --> 00:20:21,877
My dude!
634
00:20:21,944 --> 00:20:23,641
My dude!
635
00:20:24,413 --> 00:20:25,982
- Burn, asshole!
- In your face.
636
00:20:26,049 --> 00:20:27,115
- That's John Kerry.
- That is John Kerry.
637
00:20:27,182 --> 00:20:28,519
I think that is...
638
00:20:28,569 --> 00:20:33,119
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