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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:21,187 --> 00:00:25,015 - Synced & Corrected by Dragoniod - www.addic7ed.com 2 00:00:32,657 --> 00:00:35,118 [all gobbling] 3 00:00:35,201 --> 00:00:38,288 [sobbing loudly] 4 00:00:42,751 --> 00:00:44,586 I said... 5 00:00:44,669 --> 00:00:47,046 [sobs loudly] 6 00:00:47,130 --> 00:00:48,840 Aren't you gonna ask me what's wrong? 7 00:00:48,923 --> 00:00:52,594 The worst has happened. Mow and I broke up! 8 00:00:52,677 --> 00:00:54,512 [sighs deeply] 9 00:00:54,596 --> 00:00:59,017 It's for the best. That grunting man-ape wasn't good enough for you! 10 00:00:59,100 --> 00:01:00,852 Sorry he dumped you, Gran. 11 00:01:00,935 --> 00:01:05,190 Oh, I dumped him. Still, comfort me! 12 00:01:05,273 --> 00:01:07,150 - Oh, please, enough wallowing. - [grunts] 13 00:01:07,233 --> 00:01:10,195 Just add Mow to the long list of men you have left in the dust. 14 00:01:10,278 --> 00:01:13,406 Uh, let's see. There was Wal, too tall. 15 00:01:13,490 --> 00:01:17,702 Loo, too short. Dainty, too ugly. Clop, looked too much like Dainty. 16 00:01:17,786 --> 00:01:20,038 Grrr, too liyote. Ur, too... 17 00:01:20,121 --> 00:01:23,833 So, I know what I hate. What's your point? 18 00:01:23,917 --> 00:01:26,461 - You cannot commit. - Sure, I can! 19 00:01:26,544 --> 00:01:28,129 It's not just the dating. 20 00:01:28,213 --> 00:01:30,089 Look at all these other things you abandoned. 21 00:01:30,173 --> 00:01:33,426 Unfinished knitting, this self-portrait, your list of enemies. 22 00:01:33,510 --> 00:01:36,137 [Gran] Oh, I got the main one down! 23 00:01:36,221 --> 00:01:39,224 You never followed through on anything, and I bet you never will. 24 00:01:39,307 --> 00:01:40,975 I'll take that bet! 25 00:01:41,059 --> 00:01:44,395 Great. Winner has to say the other person is right. Always right. 26 00:01:44,479 --> 00:01:48,233 Say it? When I win, I want you to sing it! [chuckles] 27 00:01:48,316 --> 00:01:50,684 Because I can commit and I won't stop 28 00:01:50,690 --> 00:01:53,493 until I prove it! Uh, starting tomorrow. 29 00:01:56,032 --> 00:01:59,369 Hmm. What if you try something you've never done before, 30 00:01:59,452 --> 00:02:01,496 like, I don't know, being nice to people? 31 00:02:01,579 --> 00:02:03,947 Okay. I'll commit to never making fun 32 00:02:03,953 --> 00:02:06,756 of you three ding-dongs ever again. 33 00:02:06,835 --> 00:02:08,044 That one doesn't count. 34 00:02:08,128 --> 00:02:10,713 Eek. No. [groans] 35 00:02:10,797 --> 00:02:13,216 Slobs. [mutters] 36 00:02:13,299 --> 00:02:16,261 You smell bad. [inhales, exhales] 37 00:02:16,344 --> 00:02:18,680 [Gran muttering] 38 00:02:20,431 --> 00:02:21,599 [gasps] 39 00:02:22,433 --> 00:02:25,395 [breathes heavily] 40 00:02:34,070 --> 00:02:36,698 Oh, I'm making this way too hard on myself. 41 00:02:36,781 --> 00:02:40,160 Oh! Got it! I'll moss my teeth every day! 42 00:02:44,080 --> 00:02:46,791 [Eep] There's a whole meatball in there! 43 00:02:46,875 --> 00:02:49,168 And is that a scrap of my pelt? 44 00:02:50,211 --> 00:02:54,257 - Fine, you caught me. - Well, looks like I won the bet. 45 00:02:54,340 --> 00:02:58,011 So let's hear it. I, Grug Crood, am always what? 46 00:02:58,094 --> 00:02:59,762 Huh? What am I always? 47 00:02:59,846 --> 00:03:01,681 [growls] 48 00:03:01,764 --> 00:03:03,892 So what if Mom can't commit? 49 00:03:03,975 --> 00:03:05,258 It's better than her being with that 50 00:03:05,264 --> 00:03:06,858 oversized, knuckle-dragging, weird... 51 00:03:06,936 --> 00:03:11,107 - Oh, hey, Mow! - Bet's not over, Grug! 52 00:03:11,190 --> 00:03:13,484 I patched things up with this chunk-of-hunk, 53 00:03:13,568 --> 00:03:15,862 and we're making the biggest commitment of all! 54 00:03:15,945 --> 00:03:16,779 [gasps] 55 00:03:16,863 --> 00:03:18,472 You're not gonna make fun of us anymore? 56 00:03:18,550 --> 00:03:19,871 No, goober face. 57 00:03:19,949 --> 00:03:22,201 We're getting married. Today! 58 00:03:22,285 --> 00:03:25,580 - You are getting married? - To Mow? 59 00:03:25,663 --> 00:03:26,789 - Congrats! - Yay! 60 00:03:26,873 --> 00:03:28,872 Ugga, you might wanna get to know him, 61 00:03:28,878 --> 00:03:31,132 'cause Mow's gonna be your new daddy! 62 00:03:31,210 --> 00:03:32,754 I'm Mow. 63 00:03:32,837 --> 00:03:34,380 [gasps] 64 00:03:35,924 --> 00:03:37,050 This is so exciting! 65 00:03:37,133 --> 00:03:41,262 We've never been to a wedding. Mom and Dad didn't invite us to theirs. 66 00:03:41,346 --> 00:03:44,682 Just a small ceremony with me, Ugga, you guys, 67 00:03:44,766 --> 00:03:48,519 and most importantly, Grug! [chortles] 68 00:03:48,603 --> 00:03:52,649 - Uh, what about Mow? - Oh, yeah. Him, too. 69 00:03:52,732 --> 00:03:54,275 Ta-da! 70 00:03:54,359 --> 00:03:58,529 So you can surprise Mow with your beauty at the last moment. 71 00:03:58,613 --> 00:04:00,281 [giggles] 72 00:04:00,365 --> 00:04:01,950 Oh, I love it! 73 00:04:02,033 --> 00:04:05,662 Bam! Look at all those gorgeous wrinkles! 74 00:04:05,745 --> 00:04:07,497 Bet you're thinkin' about 'em. 75 00:04:07,580 --> 00:04:11,292 Before you say your vows, I thought you could exchange these. 76 00:04:11,376 --> 00:04:12,377 Sandy? 77 00:04:12,460 --> 00:04:14,379 [coughs, gags] 78 00:04:18,174 --> 00:04:20,009 You wear 'em like this. 79 00:04:20,093 --> 00:04:24,264 'Cause nothing says "together forever" like exchanging parasites. 80 00:04:24,347 --> 00:04:26,724 [laughs nervously] "Together forever"? 81 00:04:26,808 --> 00:04:28,101 Oh. [shudders] 82 00:04:28,184 --> 00:04:31,187 Did anyone else's feet just get cold? 83 00:04:31,271 --> 00:04:33,356 [blows] 84 00:04:33,439 --> 00:04:35,858 Just blowing on your feet for good luck. 85 00:04:35,942 --> 00:04:38,653 Oh, is that... is that not a thing? Do we not do that? 86 00:04:39,112 --> 00:04:43,283 Okay, let's start with some basic getting-to-know-you questions. 87 00:04:43,366 --> 00:04:45,952 Do you prefer hunting or gathering? 88 00:04:46,035 --> 00:04:47,912 - [grunts] - [Ugga groans] 89 00:04:48,246 --> 00:04:52,000 Are you a crabby tabby person or a liyote person? 90 00:04:52,083 --> 00:04:53,167 [grunts] 91 00:04:53,251 --> 00:04:55,086 - [tabby howls] - [Ugga groans] 92 00:04:55,628 --> 00:05:00,508 Lunch! You can tell a lot about a person by their favorite food! 93 00:05:01,801 --> 00:05:03,678 [gobbling] 94 00:05:03,761 --> 00:05:05,138 Or not. 95 00:05:05,221 --> 00:05:07,307 [grumbles] Come on, you gotta give me something. 96 00:05:08,057 --> 00:05:11,477 I'm.... Mow? 97 00:05:12,186 --> 00:05:17,442 Yes, I know. Believe me, that is not lost on me. 98 00:05:17,525 --> 00:05:19,068 [irritated chuckle] 99 00:05:20,153 --> 00:05:25,074 [kids singing] ? Gran, Gran, Gran-Gran Gran, Gran, Gran-Gran ? 100 00:05:25,158 --> 00:05:28,119 Behold, the blushing bride! 101 00:05:28,202 --> 00:05:30,121 [belches loudly] 102 00:05:31,372 --> 00:05:35,418 So, you are really ready to commit to Mow forever, huh? 103 00:05:35,501 --> 00:05:39,964 Yep! So you better be ready to admit that I'm the commitment master! 104 00:05:40,048 --> 00:05:41,466 Kids, victory music. 105 00:05:41,549 --> 00:05:45,803 ? Gran won the bet Gran is always right ? 106 00:05:46,804 --> 00:05:50,725 Okay, you win. You are always right. 107 00:05:50,808 --> 00:05:53,978 And since this is such a special occasion, let's go all out. 108 00:05:54,062 --> 00:05:56,522 Have a big party, invite all your friends! 109 00:05:56,606 --> 00:06:00,985 Really? I thought this would just be a small family affair. 110 00:06:01,069 --> 00:06:06,282 But why? It's not like you are ever going to want to back out of this! 111 00:06:06,365 --> 00:06:11,037 Of course not! Sure, invite my friends. Heck, invite my enemies! 112 00:06:11,120 --> 00:06:15,416 - Why not the whole valley? - Yes! Why not? 113 00:06:15,500 --> 00:06:16,501 [teeth chatter] 114 00:06:16,584 --> 00:06:18,586 Will you guys cut that out? 115 00:06:19,587 --> 00:06:20,755 [both] Sorry! 116 00:06:24,425 --> 00:06:27,095 [indistinct chatter, laughter] 117 00:06:27,970 --> 00:06:30,598 Wow, this feels like a huge deal. 118 00:06:30,681 --> 00:06:33,476 Like a crushingly huge deal. 119 00:06:33,559 --> 00:06:36,521 No more huge than the commitment you're about to make. 120 00:06:36,604 --> 00:06:39,107 We brought the food! [giggles] 121 00:06:39,190 --> 00:06:42,360 Three layers of meat with a creamy meat filling, 122 00:06:42,443 --> 00:06:44,695 so no one has to leave to go hunt! 123 00:06:47,907 --> 00:06:50,618 And Sandy's wrangling all the flowers so no one gets injured. 124 00:06:50,701 --> 00:06:53,204 [Sandy snarls] 125 00:06:53,287 --> 00:06:54,997 That's a good flower girl! 126 00:06:57,125 --> 00:06:58,459 Ugh! 127 00:06:59,877 --> 00:07:02,797 So, big changes, huh? 128 00:07:02,880 --> 00:07:07,510 You becoming my dad, me becoming your similarly-aged daughter. 129 00:07:07,593 --> 00:07:11,264 Lot of stuff for us to talk about, wouldn't you say? Huh? 130 00:07:14,058 --> 00:07:16,102 - [grunts] - That's it! That's it! 131 00:07:16,185 --> 00:07:19,021 I have done everything I can to get to know you, but all I get is... 132 00:07:19,105 --> 00:07:20,106 "Uh, uh." 133 00:07:20,189 --> 00:07:23,818 I mean, how can you be so unfeeling, so emotionally hollow... 134 00:07:23,901 --> 00:07:26,070 [gasps] Oh, are you crying? 135 00:07:27,071 --> 00:07:29,574 [sniffles, gasps] 136 00:07:29,657 --> 00:07:32,535 Mow just gets nervous. 137 00:07:32,618 --> 00:07:39,167 Love Gran so much. Really want Gran family to like Mow too. 138 00:07:39,250 --> 00:07:40,168 [sobs] 139 00:07:40,251 --> 00:07:44,046 Aw, that is the sweetest thing I've ever heard you say. 140 00:07:44,130 --> 00:07:46,716 And the longest. But also the sweetest! 141 00:07:46,799 --> 00:07:51,179 - Mom? Where are you going? - Just off to the little Gran's bush. 142 00:07:51,262 --> 00:07:53,764 Might be a while. Don't wait up. [shrieks] 143 00:07:53,848 --> 00:07:57,685 Unh-unh. Not so fast! It's time for wedding pictures. 144 00:07:57,768 --> 00:07:59,270 Say "fleas"! 145 00:07:59,353 --> 00:08:00,605 [drawing] 146 00:08:02,773 --> 00:08:04,317 [Gran grumbles] 147 00:08:04,400 --> 00:08:07,361 Ooh, don't worry, I'll retouch it. 148 00:08:10,156 --> 00:08:12,533 Well, time to get this wedding started. 149 00:08:12,617 --> 00:08:16,037 Unless, of course, you wanna back out and lose a certain bet? 150 00:08:16,120 --> 00:08:19,749 Never! Mow and I are gonna be together forever! 151 00:08:19,832 --> 00:08:20,791 [animal screeches] 152 00:08:23,544 --> 00:08:27,465 [shrieks] Take my husband! He has more flesh for eating! 153 00:08:27,548 --> 00:08:31,594 I don't really wanna marry him in the first place! 154 00:08:31,677 --> 00:08:33,429 - [all scream] - [screeches] 155 00:08:35,431 --> 00:08:37,391 [Gran] "Just married." 156 00:08:37,475 --> 00:08:39,602 - [groans] - [Mow grunts] 157 00:08:39,685 --> 00:08:44,440 Oops. Looks like the symbolic lovebird release happened early. 158 00:08:45,316 --> 00:08:46,150 [crying] 159 00:08:46,234 --> 00:08:49,737 And everyone hold their awkward pose... Say "fleas"! 160 00:08:53,824 --> 00:08:57,954 I'm so sorry. I really do like you. 161 00:08:58,037 --> 00:09:00,206 [Gran sobs] 162 00:09:08,005 --> 00:09:09,674 [Gran continues sobbing] 163 00:09:09,757 --> 00:09:11,509 I'm terrible. 164 00:09:11,592 --> 00:09:14,512 Gran, I'm sorry. I shouldn't have put you in that position. 165 00:09:14,595 --> 00:09:17,473 Look, if you still wanna be with Mow, I'm sure he'd take you back. 166 00:09:17,557 --> 00:09:20,643 I tried to sacrifice him to a death bird. 167 00:09:20,726 --> 00:09:22,645 Marriages have come back from worse? 168 00:09:28,609 --> 00:09:30,861 Huh? Uh... 169 00:09:30,945 --> 00:09:35,032 No, I'll say it. [inhales deeply] 170 00:09:35,116 --> 00:09:38,452 ? Grug, you were right I can't commit ? 171 00:09:38,536 --> 00:09:42,039 [groans] I shouldn't have had a wedding just to win a dumb bet 172 00:09:42,123 --> 00:09:43,583 and rub your face in it. 173 00:09:44,709 --> 00:09:49,547 [groans] Stupid guilt. Can't you let me have this win? 174 00:09:49,630 --> 00:09:51,507 [sighs] 175 00:09:51,591 --> 00:09:55,219 Well, who can blame you? You're always trying to torment me. 176 00:09:55,303 --> 00:09:57,597 I am your whole enemies list. 177 00:09:59,890 --> 00:10:04,228 You're right. I am always trying to torment you! 178 00:10:04,312 --> 00:10:05,605 You know what that means? 179 00:10:05,688 --> 00:10:08,316 That living with you is a nightmare I can never wake up from? 180 00:10:08,399 --> 00:10:13,571 No! I can commit! I am committed to making you miserable! 181 00:10:13,654 --> 00:10:16,365 And I have no intention of ever stopping. 182 00:10:16,449 --> 00:10:19,285 Why, it's practically my life's work. Ha! 183 00:10:19,368 --> 00:10:23,247 Well, I'm glad you feel better, thanks to hating me. 184 00:10:23,331 --> 00:10:24,999 Oh, I don't hate you. 185 00:10:25,082 --> 00:10:27,259 In fact, I'm starting to feel sorry I 186 00:10:27,265 --> 00:10:29,842 put all those spider-ants in your pelt. 187 00:10:31,130 --> 00:10:32,965 [shrieks] 188 00:10:33,049 --> 00:10:34,634 [giggles] 189 00:10:34,717 --> 00:10:37,011 It's a little wedding present to myself. 190 00:10:38,220 --> 00:10:42,016 [Thunk] Welcome to Gran and Mow's non-marriage ceremony. 191 00:10:42,099 --> 00:10:44,977 The couple have chosen to say their own vows. 192 00:10:45,061 --> 00:10:46,062 Gran? 193 00:10:46,145 --> 00:10:48,356 [clears throat] 194 00:10:48,439 --> 00:10:51,859 Mow, I promise to love you forever. 195 00:10:51,942 --> 00:10:56,197 Unless you annoy me or your feet stink or your breath is bad or... 196 00:10:56,280 --> 00:11:00,451 - But till then, love ya, ya big meathead! - Mow? 197 00:11:00,534 --> 00:11:02,912 [sobs] 198 00:11:02,995 --> 00:11:05,206 [sniffles] Uh-huh. 199 00:11:05,289 --> 00:11:07,625 Oh, you are good enough for my mom. 200 00:11:10,044 --> 00:11:11,253 Maybe too good. 201 00:11:11,337 --> 00:11:15,424 May I present the happy, for now, couple. 202 00:11:15,508 --> 00:11:17,885 You may now kiss the Gran. 203 00:11:17,968 --> 00:11:20,429 [all cheer, sing] ? Gran, Gran, Gran, Gran, Gran ? 204 00:11:20,513 --> 00:11:22,890 ? Gran, Gran, Gran, Gran, Gran ? 205 00:11:22,973 --> 00:11:24,683 ? Gran, Gran, Gran, Gran ? 206 00:11:24,767 --> 00:11:28,687 ? Gran, Gran, Gran Gran, Gran, Gran, Gran, Gran ? 207 00:11:28,771 --> 00:11:32,441 ? Gran, Gran, Gran, Gran, Gran Gran, Gran, Gran ? 208 00:11:41,992 --> 00:11:43,828 - [Eep] Every mating season... - [screeching] 209 00:11:43,911 --> 00:11:47,748 ...the animals all show off to declare dominance. 210 00:11:47,832 --> 00:11:52,294 Us kids show off too, but for... Well, yeah, also for dominance. 211 00:11:52,378 --> 00:11:54,797 It's called "The Beasty Pageant," 212 00:11:54,880 --> 00:11:58,134 where we compete to see who can best pose, call, 213 00:11:58,217 --> 00:12:00,886 and strut like an animal. 214 00:12:00,970 --> 00:12:05,307 The winner is named Junior Alpha of Ahhh! Valley. 215 00:12:05,391 --> 00:12:10,271 And at the last pageant, I was pretty sure that was gonna be me. 216 00:12:10,354 --> 00:12:13,691 [shouts, whimpers] 217 00:12:13,774 --> 00:12:17,736 Oof, is that a ramu? More like ram -"ew." 218 00:12:17,820 --> 00:12:18,946 [all cheering] 219 00:12:20,448 --> 00:12:23,159 Our next Beasty is Eep Crood. 220 00:12:23,242 --> 00:12:28,122 For your call, Eep, give us a nightingwhale's love song. 221 00:12:29,081 --> 00:12:30,499 [sighs] 222 00:12:30,583 --> 00:12:34,545 [coos softly] 223 00:12:35,713 --> 00:12:36,881 [coughs] 224 00:12:36,964 --> 00:12:40,843 No, a nightingwhale's love song. 225 00:12:40,926 --> 00:12:43,679 [clears throat] 226 00:12:43,762 --> 00:12:46,474 [strangled sounds] 227 00:12:48,267 --> 00:12:49,560 [clears throat] 228 00:12:50,269 --> 00:12:53,647 [high-pitched wailing] 229 00:12:55,065 --> 00:12:57,276 Would you like to be dragged off in shame? 230 00:13:00,988 --> 00:13:03,240 Why do you keep torturing yourself? 231 00:13:03,324 --> 00:13:05,618 And why did you draw that slate in the first place? 232 00:13:05,701 --> 00:13:09,205 I need to remember what happened last time so I don't mess up again. 233 00:13:09,288 --> 00:13:11,540 Now, which call do you think is my strongest? 234 00:13:11,624 --> 00:13:13,584 [barks like seal] 235 00:13:13,667 --> 00:13:14,793 Or... 236 00:13:14,877 --> 00:13:16,378 [ribbits] 237 00:13:16,462 --> 00:13:17,671 Or... 238 00:13:17,755 --> 00:13:21,300 [vibrates lips, shrieks] 239 00:13:21,383 --> 00:13:22,468 Come again? 240 00:13:22,551 --> 00:13:24,465 Couldn't hear you over the sound of that 241 00:13:24,511 --> 00:13:26,560 bear owl, mosquitoad and gir-elephant. 242 00:13:26,639 --> 00:13:30,726 - Eep, they are all winners! - No, they all need work. 243 00:13:30,809 --> 00:13:34,146 I have to make sure every aspect of my performance is perfect 244 00:13:34,230 --> 00:13:36,815 so I don't repeat... "The Failure." 245 00:13:36,899 --> 00:13:40,069 Or you could just have fun with it, you know? 246 00:13:40,152 --> 00:13:43,280 Thunk, do you know how many of my heroes won the Beasty Pageant 247 00:13:43,364 --> 00:13:44,490 when they were kids? 248 00:13:44,573 --> 00:13:48,285 Amber, Wal, that guy who can balance all those rocks on his head. 249 00:13:48,369 --> 00:13:50,246 That pageant changed my life! 250 00:13:50,329 --> 00:13:52,414 And they sure didn't do it by having fun! 251 00:13:52,498 --> 00:13:56,835 Darn straight, I didn't! Over here, you bozos! 252 00:13:56,919 --> 00:14:01,465 - Gran, you won the Beasty Pageant? - I don't know. 253 00:14:01,549 --> 00:14:03,425 Let's ask some liyotes! 254 00:14:03,509 --> 00:14:05,678 [howls] 255 00:14:05,761 --> 00:14:08,138 [all howling] 256 00:14:10,099 --> 00:14:12,893 Oh, wow! Gran, can you train me? 257 00:14:12,977 --> 00:14:17,356 Oh, I don't know. Let's ask some wart frogs. 258 00:14:17,439 --> 00:14:20,651 [ribbits, snorts] 259 00:14:20,734 --> 00:14:24,196 - [loud snorting] - [Eep gasps, laughs] 260 00:14:24,697 --> 00:14:26,198 The key to this pageant 261 00:14:26,282 --> 00:14:30,911 is be exactly the way I am every day. Perfect. 262 00:14:30,995 --> 00:14:35,082 Round one, poses. Crabby tabby, go! 263 00:14:35,791 --> 00:14:37,626 [meows] 264 00:14:37,710 --> 00:14:41,088 [gasps] Ooh! Crab-tabulous! 265 00:14:41,171 --> 00:14:42,965 That's crab-tabverage at best. 266 00:14:43,048 --> 00:14:45,926 Tail should be straighter. Your claws rounder. 267 00:14:46,010 --> 00:14:49,555 Your tongue scratchier! Your legs more numerous! 268 00:14:49,638 --> 00:14:51,473 - [screeches] - [screams] 269 00:14:51,557 --> 00:14:53,809 And you call that bleeding? 270 00:14:54,226 --> 00:14:58,147 Round two, calls. Repeat after me. 271 00:14:58,230 --> 00:15:02,693 [meows, hisses] 272 00:15:02,776 --> 00:15:06,196 [repeats noises] 273 00:15:06,280 --> 00:15:08,365 No. Do it again. 274 00:15:08,449 --> 00:15:11,076 Aw! [repeats noises] 275 00:15:19,001 --> 00:15:20,753 That's it! You're ready. 276 00:15:20,836 --> 00:15:24,798 - You really think so? - Nope. But it's time for the pageant. 277 00:15:26,800 --> 00:15:31,513 Welcome to Ahhh! Valley's 40th seasonal Beasty Pageant, 278 00:15:31,597 --> 00:15:34,683 where we celebrate survival of the fiercest! 279 00:15:34,767 --> 00:15:36,018 [all cheer] 280 00:15:36,101 --> 00:15:40,856 Say hello to six-time champ and our judge, Amber! 281 00:15:40,940 --> 00:15:42,483 [all cheering] 282 00:15:44,109 --> 00:15:47,988 Hello. This season Amber want two thing: 283 00:15:48,072 --> 00:15:53,494 good competition and world chaos! 284 00:15:53,577 --> 00:15:55,287 [all cheer] 285 00:15:55,371 --> 00:15:58,207 [purrs] 286 00:15:58,290 --> 00:16:00,211 I'm feeling pretty good about my chances. 287 00:16:00,217 --> 00:16:02,091 Mastered a few new impressions. 288 00:16:02,169 --> 00:16:05,214 One of them was of the fiercest predator of... Eep? 289 00:16:05,297 --> 00:16:07,633 Yep. I'm back and I'm here to win. 290 00:16:07,716 --> 00:16:13,055 Sweet! But I'm also here to win, so... what? 291 00:16:13,138 --> 00:16:14,890 I did not plan for this. 292 00:16:14,974 --> 00:16:17,184 Uh, any last advice? 293 00:16:17,267 --> 00:16:21,897 Do everything perfectly and live in fear of even the slightest mistake. 294 00:16:21,981 --> 00:16:25,067 [emcee] Round one, animal poses. 295 00:16:25,150 --> 00:16:27,486 First up, the lizvult. 296 00:16:34,243 --> 00:16:38,956 Is that perfect? Is it? Would my voice be in your head if it was? 297 00:16:39,623 --> 00:16:42,126 Whoa! Awesome lizvult, Eep! 298 00:16:42,209 --> 00:16:45,462 Can't say I'm surprised, since everything you do is awes... 299 00:16:45,546 --> 00:16:46,755 You out! 300 00:16:46,839 --> 00:16:49,383 At least now I don't have to root against myself. 301 00:16:49,466 --> 00:16:54,388 - Go, Eep! - Next up, the Moooose. 302 00:17:00,561 --> 00:17:01,895 You so out! 303 00:17:01,979 --> 00:17:04,773 They are dropping like flying bugs, folks! 304 00:17:04,857 --> 00:17:06,734 Amber see enough. 305 00:17:06,817 --> 00:17:11,196 Kevin best. Eep, Mosh, Sulk, also pretty good. 306 00:17:11,280 --> 00:17:13,323 Move on to round two. 307 00:17:15,200 --> 00:17:17,953 Way to go, Eep! Pretty good! That's really close to "good," 308 00:17:18,037 --> 00:17:21,874 - and not all that far from "great!" - No, Thunk, if I'm not the best... 309 00:17:21,957 --> 00:17:24,251 - I might as well be worst. - You might as well be worst. 310 00:17:24,334 --> 00:17:28,005 Well, at least you're good at knowing how terrible you are. 311 00:17:28,088 --> 00:17:32,051 And now, the round that at least one of you has been waiting for, 312 00:17:32,134 --> 00:17:33,510 animal calls. 313 00:17:33,594 --> 00:17:36,055 Whoo! [laughs] 314 00:17:36,138 --> 00:17:37,306 Liyote. 315 00:17:37,389 --> 00:17:39,349 [panting] 316 00:17:39,433 --> 00:17:41,685 [howls] 317 00:17:43,687 --> 00:17:45,314 Lion-squirrel! 318 00:17:45,397 --> 00:17:48,817 [roars] 319 00:17:48,901 --> 00:17:51,445 [inhales, chitters] 320 00:17:51,528 --> 00:17:52,529 Fishcat. 321 00:17:54,239 --> 00:17:55,783 [coughs] 322 00:17:55,866 --> 00:17:57,451 Moler bear. 323 00:17:59,286 --> 00:18:04,041 Remember, snarl, snarl, hiss, roar, snarl! 324 00:18:04,124 --> 00:18:06,210 Also, you're terrible. 325 00:18:06,293 --> 00:18:07,586 [sighs] 326 00:18:08,754 --> 00:18:11,131 [roars, snarls] 327 00:18:13,842 --> 00:18:15,469 [all cheer] 328 00:18:16,637 --> 00:18:19,389 Amber want give helpful criticism. 329 00:18:19,473 --> 00:18:24,561 But that hard, so instead, Amber say whatever come into Amber head. 330 00:18:24,645 --> 00:18:29,316 Mosh yip, stirring. Sulk roar, revelation. 331 00:18:29,399 --> 00:18:33,028 Kevin bubble, make Amber hate everything! 332 00:18:33,112 --> 00:18:35,322 - And Eep, growl so-so. - Huh? 333 00:18:35,405 --> 00:18:37,991 - You and Kevin out! - What? 334 00:18:38,075 --> 00:18:39,701 Mosh and Sulk go to finals. 335 00:18:39,785 --> 00:18:40,911 [all cheer] 336 00:18:40,994 --> 00:18:43,872 But I did mine exactly right! 337 00:18:43,956 --> 00:18:47,292 Eep growl technically flawless, but have no heart. 338 00:18:47,376 --> 00:18:49,253 Now, Eep be good loser. 339 00:18:49,336 --> 00:18:53,298 Tell Mosh and Sulk, Eep glad they so much better than Eep. 340 00:18:53,382 --> 00:18:54,800 [groans] 341 00:18:56,969 --> 00:18:58,637 [muffled yips] 342 00:18:58,720 --> 00:19:02,141 Okay, Mosh, we all know you did a good yip, no need to rub it in. 343 00:19:03,517 --> 00:19:06,979 Mosh faked her yip! She's a yip-syncer! 344 00:19:07,062 --> 00:19:10,899 You, out! Eep, in. 345 00:19:10,983 --> 00:19:13,735 [gasps, whimpers] 346 00:19:14,361 --> 00:19:18,031 Amber said I need more heart. I don't get it! 347 00:19:18,115 --> 00:19:20,534 To be honest, you didn't look like you were having fun. 348 00:19:20,617 --> 00:19:22,786 Animals always look like they're having fun. 349 00:19:25,747 --> 00:19:29,293 Exactly! You need to look like you're having fun. 350 00:19:29,376 --> 00:19:32,880 Smile. Bigger. Bigger! 351 00:19:32,963 --> 00:19:37,050 Huh. Not too big, you don't wanna look like a freak. 352 00:19:37,134 --> 00:19:39,511 There, now you're having fun! 353 00:19:39,595 --> 00:19:43,015 - Just in time for the final round. - [emcee] The strut! 354 00:19:43,098 --> 00:19:47,352 Where our two finalists show us their most fabulous predatory prance. 355 00:19:47,436 --> 00:19:50,814 Now, please welcome our first strutter, Sulk! 356 00:19:55,777 --> 00:19:59,031 Tweet! Tweet! Also, chirp! 357 00:19:59,114 --> 00:20:02,367 Whoa, he's good! I have to be better! 358 00:20:02,451 --> 00:20:05,204 Maybe I can widen my eyes even more! 359 00:20:05,287 --> 00:20:06,163 Uh... 360 00:20:06,246 --> 00:20:10,042 Your mouth is smiling, but your eyes are... dying? 361 00:20:10,125 --> 00:20:11,970 Is this better? Or how about this? 362 00:20:11,976 --> 00:20:14,635 Tell me, tell me! They gotta be flawless! 363 00:20:14,713 --> 00:20:16,256 [groans] 364 00:20:16,340 --> 00:20:17,841 [strains] 365 00:20:18,717 --> 00:20:20,761 [emcee] Now, that's commitment, folks! 366 00:20:20,844 --> 00:20:24,097 Boy, I would not want to follow that. [laughs] 367 00:20:24,181 --> 00:20:27,142 Now, someone who has to, Eep! 368 00:20:28,852 --> 00:20:29,978 [Gran groans] 369 00:20:30,062 --> 00:20:33,398 She's gotta pose harder. Punch it! Punch it! 370 00:20:39,279 --> 00:20:41,448 [grunts, shouts] 371 00:20:41,531 --> 00:20:43,909 [emcee] Oh, you hate to see this! 372 00:20:43,992 --> 00:20:46,662 Except, secretly, you love it. 373 00:20:46,745 --> 00:20:50,874 She's failing again. You're failing! Again! 374 00:20:52,793 --> 00:20:54,795 Eep, just have fun! 375 00:20:56,630 --> 00:20:59,091 [Thunk] Just have fun! Fun! 376 00:20:59,174 --> 00:21:01,885 [Gran] At least you're good at knowing how terrible you are! 377 00:21:01,969 --> 00:21:04,012 - [Thunk] Fun! - [Gran] Also, you're terrible. 378 00:21:04,096 --> 00:21:06,265 - Fun! Fun! - Terrible! Terrible! 379 00:21:06,348 --> 00:21:07,474 [Thunk] Fun! 380 00:21:07,557 --> 00:21:10,143 [trills] 381 00:21:10,227 --> 00:21:11,937 [snarls] 382 00:21:33,292 --> 00:21:36,378 [roars loudly] 383 00:21:42,050 --> 00:21:43,969 [slow clap] 384 00:21:46,471 --> 00:21:48,515 [all cheer] 385 00:21:48,598 --> 00:21:51,852 Amber impressed. Eep show lots of heart. 386 00:21:51,935 --> 00:21:54,894 So, Amber say winner of Beasty Pageant 387 00:21:54,900 --> 00:21:58,238 and new Junior Alpha of Ahhh! Valley... 388 00:21:58,317 --> 00:22:00,360 Eep Crood! 389 00:22:00,444 --> 00:22:02,904 [all cheering] 390 00:22:03,947 --> 00:22:08,201 Amber keep eye on you. Maybe one day you do great thing, like him. 391 00:22:08,285 --> 00:22:09,995 Just don't steal my bit, man! 392 00:22:10,078 --> 00:22:12,873 I only had confidence in you, 393 00:22:12,956 --> 00:22:15,667 except for the parts of me that doubted ya. 394 00:22:15,751 --> 00:22:20,339 Ha! Once I stopped worrying about being perfect, it just clicked! 395 00:22:20,422 --> 00:22:22,591 I should be imperfect more often. 396 00:22:22,674 --> 00:22:25,260 - That's why I'm always imperfect! - [Lerk] Wait! 397 00:22:25,343 --> 00:22:27,137 Can I at least show off my new impression 398 00:22:27,143 --> 00:22:28,894 of the fiercest predator of all? 399 00:22:28,972 --> 00:22:32,309 Amber! Huh? Huh? 400 00:22:32,392 --> 00:22:33,310 [snaps fingers] 401 00:22:33,393 --> 00:22:37,439 [imitates Amber] I think Lerk is so good at doing Amber's impression. 402 00:22:37,522 --> 00:22:41,902 Amber like Lerk. Amber think Lerk is smartest, most wonderful person. 403 00:22:42,655 --> 00:22:46,061 - Synced & Corrected by Dragoniod - www.addic7ed.com 404 00:22:46,111 --> 00:22:50,661 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 30161

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