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- Synced & Corrected by Dragoniod -
www.addic7ed.com
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So, can we just agree that
you were both in the wrong?
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Both in the right?
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Oh, fine.
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Gorp's plant only bit in self-defense,
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so, Teena, pay him two
eggs for chomps rendered.
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- Gorp, Gorp, Gorp!
- [scoffs] This is an outrage!
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You know my Cliff bites
people! That's his thing!
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I hope he bites you, Grug. Unbelievable.
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The nerve of some... I just can't...
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[sighs] I can't win.
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Ever since I became leader, whatever
I say, someone's always mad at...
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[man] You sided with the
wrong brother, brother!
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[sighs] Next problem.
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Amber grabbed this chickuna,
but it's clearly mine.
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See my mark on his head?
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Yeah? Well, Amber mark it butt.
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Look, do you really need
me to get involved here?
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I mean, how am I supposed
to choose betwee...
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[gasps] It's Amber's.
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[laughing]
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[humming]
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[growls]
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Of course! This is the
answer to all of my problems!
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- The answer is a butt?
- No. It's chance.
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[grunting]
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Mom, can we paint the picture soon?
My legs are getting a tummy ache.
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- [grunts, snores]
- Not until it looks just right.
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- [growls]
- Oh, stop. I'm your mother.
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This is completely normal.
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Crud, you're the expert.
Do they look all right?
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I've been trying to get a nice portrait
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of the kids for seasons now, but...
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They look great, and
the light's exquisite,
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wouldn't you say, brother?
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[wind blowing]
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I'm barely a person
when he's not around.
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I don't know. Something
about it doesn't feel natural.
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Eep, smile more. Thunk, less.
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Sandy, have more fun with
it. Not that much fun.
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There! Nobody move.
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In fact, stop breathing.
Okay. Crud, go for it.
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And we lost the light! Now,
we gotta start all over!
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- [groans]
- [sighs]
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- [grumbling]
- Uh, yeah, sorry.
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Sorry for the wait, but, people, I have
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found the answer to all your disputes.
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A rock? I don't believe it.
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Wait, no. I totally believe it.
Rocks are pretty much all we have.
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Not just a rock. This is Chance!
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Random, unpredictable,
in-no-way-Grug's-fault Chance.
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See, we just flip Chance,
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and, heads, I find in favor
of the person on the left,
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butts, I find in favor of
the person on the right.
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So...
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- Butts! I find for Baitsy.
- [laughs] Yes!
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[whimpers, pants]
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Thank you, Grug.
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No, thank Chance.
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Now, for the rest... [clears throat]
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- I find for heads...
- [cheering]
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- ...and heads...
- [cheers]
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- ...and butts!
- Boo!
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Boo, boo, boo!
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[scoffs] You didn't
even hear us out, Grug.
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Whoa! Don't be mad at me. Chance
is the one who decided against you.
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You want me to be mad at a rock?
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I can do that.
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[growling]
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- [whimpering]
- [gasps]
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It's... It's indestructible!
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Oh, yeah. You do not
want to insult Chance.
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Chance, do you want
to punish these people?
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Butts, it shows mercy. Heads, it...
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Whoa, are you sure, Chance? [gasps]
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Heads, Chance demands the worst
punishment you can imagine.
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Well, better get flippin'.
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Oh! Butts! Please give us butts!
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Are you ready, Chance?
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[in high voice] Buh-kawk, Grug.
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Heads, I'm a truly great leader.
Butts, I'm a truly, truly great leader.
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Whoo-hoo! Look at that butt!
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Uh... I have a wife.
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- [Ugga] Grug!
- What? I told her I was married!
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Grug, please come and
wrangle your children.
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Oh, so, now, we're his children.
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- Take some responsibility, Mom.
- [scoffs]
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Grug! Loo and Wal are waiting
for us at the rolling alley.
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They can only play
the claw game so long.
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[bird shrieks]
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- [grunting]
- [laughing]
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Ooh, right. But Ugga
clearly wants my help, too.
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Oh. That's all right, I guess.
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[rumbling]
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Uh, why not let Chance
decide? Heads or butts?
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Chance? Are you out of your mind?
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[stammers] Butts!
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Ooh, sorry, honey, but I
gotta do what Chance says,
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even if it's way more fun
than what you wanted me to do.
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Bye, family. I...
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Yep, still love ya!
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[exhales] Okay, focus, focus.
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Ugh, hand so sweaty.
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[blowing]
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Aw! I guess you'll have
to use this rock instead.
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[groans] No, I need that rock.
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And, seeing as it was totally my
fault, there's only one thing to do.
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Butts, it's me. Heads, you.
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Chance says...
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- Get my rock, guys!
- [both groan]
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- [sobbing]
- If this is the end, Wal,
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at least we're together.
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Thanks, Chance. Up high!
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Oops! I just slapped you in
the face. Let's try that again.
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- [snoring]
- [Grug chuckles]
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Great game of rolling rock, guys.
Way to only sustain minor injuries!
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Mm.
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Ooh, bad luck, Loo. That
was the last smash fruit.
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Hope you're able to find it, what
with you not being able to see.
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No, Grug. We gotta ask Chance.
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Yeah. Let's see who
Chance says should get it.
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[chuckles]
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Okay, if you guys want to
bring my pal Chance into this.
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Heads, it's you guys. Butts, it's us.
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- Uh...
- [ominous music playing]
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Wait, I, uh, flipped it
wrong. We need to do it again.
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Again.
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One more time.
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[gasps] Uh, hi, Chance. Just
making sure you know it's me here.
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Plus this last time. [sighs]
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[grunts]
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How? I feel like my odds
should be better than this.
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Come on, Grug.
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Chance says we gotta do it, so we
better do it 'cause Chance says.
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Blech! No, I refuse! I can't do it!
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On the very serious
grounds that it is too icky.
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But Chance said so, with his butt.
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Yeah, and you have to do
whatever Chance says or else.
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Or else what? I'm your leader.
He's just a stupid rock.
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- [gasps]
- [Amber gasps]
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What Grug doing? Grug know
Chance have bad temper.
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You know that's just a rock, right?
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Uh, granted, a rock I said had the power
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to randomly decide all our fates,
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but still, you are a rock, Chance.
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[gasps, chuckles nervously]
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Sorry, Chance. No need
punish Grug, right?
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Butts, show mercy. Oh,
heads. So much for mercy.
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Uh, we're really just
listening to Chance?
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I mean, now that I'm on the other
side of it, it doesn't seem that fair.
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Don't worry. Amber flip again.
Butts, Grug punishment mild.
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Heads, Grug punishment worse
thing Amber ever imagine.
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Come on, butts!
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Yeesh. Chance no very forgiving.
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Feed Grug to big chickuna!
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All right. This is it.
Smile, kids. And get closer.
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Closer.
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- [growling]
- [grunts]
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Look, I don't care what it takes!
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I'm gonna get a perfect picture,
and you're not gonna ruin it!
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[gasps]
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- [giggling]
- [gasps]
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[grunting]
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[yelling]
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[laughing]
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[chuckles] Gotcha!
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Hey, those are the smiles I
wanted to see! Hold that pose.
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Are you sure? They
look far from perfect.
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Yeah, but now they
actually look like my kids,
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and that's better than perfect.
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You call that perspective?
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- [squawks]
- [bellows]
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[Munk] Yoo-hoo!
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- Big chickuna!
- [grunting]
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[squawks]
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[clucking]
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Uh, come on, guys. Don't do this.
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Sorry, Grug. Chance made his decision.
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But at least all this torment
will be over soon. Oops, no.
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He's sharpening his beak.
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This is gonna drag
out a while. [laughing]
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Oh, oh, oh, ah! Okay,
I admit it. I was wrong.
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I should've just settled
all your disputes myself
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instead of avoiding the responsibility.
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But can't you just ask Chance
for mercy one more time?
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Mm...
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Amber not really want
watch Grug get eaten.
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So, Chance?
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- [grunts]
- Uh-oh.
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[all gasp]
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Quick, someone make a new Chance rock.
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But how we decide who make it?
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Easy. Just ask Chance.
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Oh. Hmm. Well, I am
out of my depth here.
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Forget it, people. Some decisions are
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too important to leave up to Chance.
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So, the only question
to ask yourselves...
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[squawks]
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[squawks loudly]
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...and ask very quickly...
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is, "What do you think you should do?"
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Uh... Uh...
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- [grunting]
- Uh...
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[suspenseful music playing]
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Mm. Mm...
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[whimpers] Uh...
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[squawks]
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Uh, guys? Hey, what about
that speech I just gave?
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[squawks]
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[squawks]
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- Huh?
- Sorry. Amber survival instinct take over.
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- No reflection on quality of Grug speech.
- [screaming]
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[squawks]
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[squawking]
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Well, since you threw Chance off a
cliff, guess you're the leader again.
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- Way to violently take power, buddy.
- Yep.
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And this time, no more
avoiding hard decisions
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by relying on the flip of some rock.
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From now on, I'm relying on Amber.
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So, Bud and Crud both claim egg theirs.
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[sighs] Well, Amber rule in favor of...
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Amber!
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[grunting, humming]
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[Thunk] Ferocious.
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[snarling]
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Magnificent.
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- Those jerks who ate my neighbors.
- [burps]
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[screaming, whimpering]
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- Bear owls are called many things.
- [groans]
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But what are they truly like?
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Today, we explore that question
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and a few others,
since I tend to ramble,
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as we travel "Furry Road,
The Path of the Bear Owl."
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Bear owls are a lot like us. They,
too, live with their families.
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[growling]
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[growling]
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[burps]
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- Including their grandmother.
- [laughing]
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They also invent new things
that lead to wacky hijinks.
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They laugh, they love... they pine.
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[sighs]
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[grunts]
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They even express their rich,
emotional lives through art.
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[sighs] Such talent.
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[whimpers]
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00:12:46,599 --> 00:12:49,768
But, unlike us, bear owls
are built for hunting.
247
00:12:49,894 --> 00:12:51,896
Their claws can crush ribs.
248
00:12:51,979 --> 00:12:54,148
- Their ribs can crush claws.
- [whimpers]
249
00:12:54,231 --> 00:12:56,525
Their eyes look super
cool to distract prey.
250
00:12:57,610 --> 00:13:01,071
And their throats expand
to fit food of all sizes.
251
00:13:01,197 --> 00:13:02,698
Oh, neat.
252
00:13:02,781 --> 00:13:04,851
And their stomach juices can break down
253
00:13:04,857 --> 00:13:07,082
even the biggest of meals in a flash.
254
00:13:07,203 --> 00:13:08,329
Wait, what?
255
00:13:08,454 --> 00:13:11,874
Of course, bear owls aren't
born killers. They're taught.
256
00:13:11,999 --> 00:13:15,503
As cubs, they learn everything
they'll need to maul me and you,
257
00:13:15,628 --> 00:13:16,629
but probably me.
258
00:13:21,008 --> 00:13:26,263
Uh-oh. Looks like little Beary is
a little shy about disemboweling.
259
00:13:26,347 --> 00:13:30,267
- [whimpering]
- [growling]
260
00:13:33,604 --> 00:13:35,064
[growling]
261
00:13:37,942 --> 00:13:39,068
Oops!
262
00:13:39,151 --> 00:13:39,985
[laughing]
263
00:13:40,069 --> 00:13:42,613
Not gonna impress potential
mates that way, Beary.
264
00:13:44,949 --> 00:13:46,867
- [growls]
- [snarling]
265
00:13:54,542 --> 00:13:56,210
And she is somethin'.
266
00:13:56,335 --> 00:13:57,753
For savagery like that,
267
00:13:57,878 --> 00:14:00,923
you usually have to go to
the wrong side of the tracks.
268
00:14:01,048 --> 00:14:03,759
Wrong side of those
animal tracks, I mean.
269
00:14:03,884 --> 00:14:05,803
[animals growling, grunting]
270
00:14:10,099 --> 00:14:13,936
If you're thinking about visiting,
here is a helpful travel tip.
271
00:14:14,061 --> 00:14:16,564
- Don't. Just... Just don't.
- [growling]
272
00:14:16,647 --> 00:14:18,357
[moans, snarls]
273
00:14:18,941 --> 00:14:19,859
[sniffles]
274
00:14:19,942 --> 00:14:21,485
Soon, Beary and his fellow cubs
275
00:14:21,610 --> 00:14:24,697
will be expected to take their
rightful places in the food chain.
276
00:14:24,822 --> 00:14:28,784
From the top, super predators,
then still-pretty-good predators,
277
00:14:28,909 --> 00:14:33,122
then prey, then prey's prey, then
we loop back to the top for Earl.
278
00:14:35,916 --> 00:14:39,253
Not to be confused with
the social food chain,
279
00:14:39,378 --> 00:14:40,713
where, instead of your skull,
280
00:14:40,838 --> 00:14:43,465
it's your reputation
that can get torn apart.
281
00:14:43,549 --> 00:14:44,425
And your skull.
282
00:14:44,508 --> 00:14:48,721
There's the slobs, the snobs,
the mean girls, the geeks,
283
00:14:48,846 --> 00:14:53,517
the future alphas of Ahhh! Valley
Club, the jocks and the newbie.
284
00:14:53,642 --> 00:14:54,852
Always, a newbie.
285
00:14:56,520 --> 00:14:58,105
- [grunts]
- [laughing]
286
00:14:58,689 --> 00:15:02,776
How humiliating. And on his first day.
287
00:15:05,112 --> 00:15:06,739
- [blowing raspberry]
- [growls]
288
00:15:07,364 --> 00:15:08,324
[laughs]
289
00:15:08,407 --> 00:15:11,702
Now, watch as our newbie
tries to take out his shame
290
00:15:11,827 --> 00:15:13,579
on someone lower on the chain...
291
00:15:14,204 --> 00:15:16,916
forgetting there is
no one lower than him.
292
00:15:16,999 --> 00:15:18,792
[all snarling]
293
00:15:20,044 --> 00:15:21,378
[laughing]
294
00:15:21,462 --> 00:15:23,923
- Especially not the class clown.
- [all laughing]
295
00:15:24,006 --> 00:15:27,593
[laughing, sobbing]
296
00:15:27,676 --> 00:15:30,679
Despite being near the
top of both food chains,
297
00:15:30,804 --> 00:15:33,390
bear owls get along with most animals.
298
00:15:33,515 --> 00:15:36,352
Butterhummers even eat the
gunk out of their teeth,
299
00:15:36,477 --> 00:15:40,230
in an arrangement benefiting
the bear owl, just the bear owl.
300
00:15:40,356 --> 00:15:42,191
And the cycle continues.
301
00:15:42,316 --> 00:15:45,069
Bear owls live in
packs called "scaries."
302
00:15:45,194 --> 00:15:48,948
Each scary has a leader, who
solves all their problems.
303
00:15:49,865 --> 00:15:51,283
[growling]
304
00:15:52,660 --> 00:15:54,286
That's using your head.
305
00:15:55,371 --> 00:15:58,082
- Oh, come on, that was clever.
- [all grunting]
306
00:15:58,165 --> 00:16:01,085
Future leaders are
chosen at a young age,
307
00:16:01,210 --> 00:16:04,046
based on which cubs are
the most bloodthirstiest.
308
00:16:07,257 --> 00:16:10,135
Trying to get some soogar
for your soogar, Beary?
309
00:16:10,260 --> 00:16:11,512
- Aw.
- [growling]
310
00:16:11,595 --> 00:16:12,471
[sighs]
311
00:16:13,138 --> 00:16:14,348
[both panting]
312
00:16:20,938 --> 00:16:22,731
[growling softly]
313
00:16:22,815 --> 00:16:24,024
[buzzing]
314
00:16:25,025 --> 00:16:26,819
Oh, Beary, eyes on the prize.
315
00:16:29,989 --> 00:16:32,241
[whimpering]
316
00:16:34,743 --> 00:16:35,953
[yelps]
317
00:16:36,036 --> 00:16:39,039
[snarling]
318
00:16:40,457 --> 00:16:43,585
Well, looks like they
found their next leader.
319
00:16:44,336 --> 00:16:47,214
Way to fail upward, Beary. [chuckles]
320
00:16:47,297 --> 00:16:51,093
Once a future leader is selected,
the bear owls celebrate with a party.
321
00:16:51,176 --> 00:16:52,594
[festive music playing]
322
00:16:52,678 --> 00:16:54,638
All species are invited.
323
00:16:56,849 --> 00:16:58,642
Well, not all species.
324
00:16:58,767 --> 00:17:00,686
As the most awkward
predator in the valley,
325
00:17:00,811 --> 00:17:03,105
- the giant worm is always left out.
- [sobbing]
326
00:17:03,230 --> 00:17:06,066
This party has everything.
327
00:17:06,191 --> 00:17:08,068
A smog machine.
328
00:17:09,862 --> 00:17:11,488
A black lightning buck.
329
00:17:16,243 --> 00:17:20,247
Oh, Earl. Party foul.
330
00:17:20,372 --> 00:17:22,082
And look, oh, there's a party fowl.
331
00:17:22,166 --> 00:17:25,627
[all roaring]
332
00:17:25,711 --> 00:17:28,756
As the future leader, Beary
is the star of the party.
333
00:17:28,881 --> 00:17:31,050
He's offered the finest cuts of meat.
334
00:17:34,720 --> 00:17:37,014
Given the finest grooming.
335
00:17:37,139 --> 00:17:39,975
He's even attracted the finest mate.
336
00:17:40,100 --> 00:17:43,312
What a looker! I'd imagine,
if you're into that.
337
00:17:43,437 --> 00:17:44,730
[moaning]
338
00:17:46,273 --> 00:17:48,942
Yes, it's good to be a future leader.
339
00:17:49,068 --> 00:17:52,404
Most animals must attract mates
with elaborate mating dances.
340
00:17:52,488 --> 00:17:53,781
[trumpeting]
341
00:17:54,990 --> 00:17:56,700
[trumpeting]
342
00:17:56,784 --> 00:17:57,951
[trumpeting]
343
00:17:58,494 --> 00:18:01,288
Uh-oh. There's more than one suitor.
344
00:18:01,413 --> 00:18:04,875
Looks like we'll need
a mating dance-off.
345
00:18:05,834 --> 00:18:06,919
[trumpeting]
346
00:18:07,002 --> 00:18:08,253
[rocks clanging]
347
00:18:12,549 --> 00:18:14,343
[trumpeting]
348
00:18:15,636 --> 00:18:17,262
- [quacks]
- [laughter]
349
00:18:17,346 --> 00:18:18,680
Oops! Too slow!
350
00:18:18,764 --> 00:18:21,809
Seems she's found someone else
she'd rather spend time with.
351
00:18:21,934 --> 00:18:25,562
Sorry, boys. She's taken...
me away against my will. Help!
352
00:18:25,687 --> 00:18:26,814
- [screaming]
- [laughing]
353
00:18:26,897 --> 00:18:29,858
Huh. Guess someone's carrying a grudge.
354
00:18:29,942 --> 00:18:33,946
From that thing from earlier,
remember? You know the... You remember.
355
00:18:34,488 --> 00:18:36,615
[growling]
356
00:18:36,698 --> 00:18:39,118
Oh, mosquitoad, will you ever learn?
357
00:18:39,243 --> 00:18:43,163
Probably not because mosquitoads
also have very, very short lifespans.
358
00:18:43,247 --> 00:18:46,583
Oops. [chuckles] There I go
rambling. Back to bear owls.
359
00:18:46,667 --> 00:18:50,045
Bear owl life isn't all fun
and games and mating rituals.
360
00:18:50,170 --> 00:18:53,298
They're under constant
attack from cave people.
361
00:18:53,382 --> 00:18:55,217
[shrieks, whimpers]
362
00:18:55,300 --> 00:18:57,511
Or, as they call us, food.
363
00:18:57,636 --> 00:19:01,598
Even worse, the weirdos of the
species who try living among them.
364
00:19:01,723 --> 00:19:04,643
Cleaning time. Huh, fellas?
365
00:19:08,981 --> 00:19:14,444
The worst is when food doesn't know
it's food and ruins their meals.
366
00:19:14,570 --> 00:19:18,240
And food is always trying new
tricks to defeat bear owls.
367
00:19:18,365 --> 00:19:22,244
Crashing into them, confusing
them with shadow technology.
368
00:19:22,369 --> 00:19:24,872
Because of this, bear owls
aren't considered adults
369
00:19:24,997 --> 00:19:26,957
till they devour their
first cave person.
370
00:19:27,082 --> 00:19:29,376
[snarling]
371
00:19:29,459 --> 00:19:33,714
Hmm. It appears the current leader's
ready to step down and retire.
372
00:19:33,839 --> 00:19:34,882
[gulps]
373
00:19:34,965 --> 00:19:37,634
Better find a strapping
young cave boy to eat, Beary.
374
00:19:37,718 --> 00:19:39,136
[Thunk laughing]
375
00:19:39,219 --> 00:19:41,221
Oh, wait. There's an easy meal.
376
00:19:42,681 --> 00:19:44,183
[growling]
377
00:19:44,266 --> 00:19:48,312
So, this rite of passage is the
only thing standing between Beary
378
00:19:48,437 --> 00:19:50,147
and his reign as a pack leader.
379
00:19:50,230 --> 00:19:51,064
[gasps]
380
00:19:51,148 --> 00:19:53,192
- [growling]
- [whimpering]
381
00:19:53,275 --> 00:19:57,529
- [snarling]
- [whimpering, muttering]
382
00:19:58,614 --> 00:20:00,282
[grunts, coughs]
383
00:20:03,535 --> 00:20:06,580
[growling]
384
00:20:08,498 --> 00:20:09,499
[screaming]
385
00:20:09,583 --> 00:20:10,626
[panting]
386
00:20:10,709 --> 00:20:14,421
[moaning]
387
00:20:18,133 --> 00:20:19,801
[growling]
388
00:20:21,136 --> 00:20:22,888
- [roars]
- [screams]
389
00:20:24,348 --> 00:20:26,183
[whispering]
390
00:20:27,059 --> 00:20:31,271
Uh-oh! Looks like Beary's having
trouble against such a wily foe.
391
00:20:32,481 --> 00:20:34,691
[gasps, screams]
392
00:20:34,775 --> 00:20:38,612
Our strapping cave boy
has... let's say, slipped?
393
00:20:38,737 --> 00:20:41,740
Beary has a clear
shot for the devouring.
394
00:20:54,503 --> 00:20:58,048
[growling angrily]
395
00:20:58,131 --> 00:21:01,760
- [growling]
- What's this? Seems Beary won't do it.
396
00:21:01,843 --> 00:21:03,512
[screams, groans]
397
00:21:03,595 --> 00:21:05,347
He doesn't believe in violence.
398
00:21:06,390 --> 00:21:08,267
Now, Beary's giving a speech,
399
00:21:08,392 --> 00:21:11,478
likely explaining the lessons he's
learned about being true to himself
400
00:21:11,603 --> 00:21:13,689
and not just doing
things to impress others.
401
00:21:13,814 --> 00:21:15,649
How will it go over?
402
00:21:17,526 --> 00:21:19,278
[all snarling]
403
00:21:21,280 --> 00:21:23,407
[grunts, screams]
404
00:21:24,408 --> 00:21:25,242
[Thunk grunts]
405
00:21:25,325 --> 00:21:27,327
Badly. Very badly.
406
00:21:27,452 --> 00:21:31,081
Guess that's another difference
between bear owls and people.
407
00:21:31,206 --> 00:21:35,419
Bear owls don't appreciate
a good lesson learned.
408
00:21:35,544 --> 00:21:39,840
No, instead, Beary is gonna
be shunned by his kind forever.
409
00:21:39,965 --> 00:21:42,384
But, hey, Beary still
gets a happy ending,
410
00:21:42,509 --> 00:21:45,637
as he's found a new pack
that's a little more his speed.
411
00:21:46,722 --> 00:21:51,935
He's even found a new love. Hooray
for things working out in the end!
412
00:21:56,023 --> 00:21:59,318
[sobbing]
413
00:22:01,069 --> 00:22:03,030
- [quacks]
- [grunts]
414
00:22:04,114 --> 00:22:06,450
Well, things work out for most of us.
415
00:22:06,533 --> 00:22:09,578
And that concludes my
report on bear owls...
416
00:22:09,661 --> 00:22:12,789
and my shorter supporting
report on that one mosquitoad.
417
00:22:15,083 --> 00:22:18,712
[groans] I now know
less about bear owls.
418
00:22:18,837 --> 00:22:21,062
But it did have some fun moments, right?
419
00:22:21,068 --> 00:22:23,347
So, as a whole, worth
the journey? Right?
420
00:22:23,425 --> 00:22:26,511
- [chuckles]
- [groans] Next student.
421
00:22:30,849 --> 00:22:32,517
Okay, here goes.
422
00:22:32,642 --> 00:22:35,896
Obnoxious pests or secret geniuses?
423
00:22:36,021 --> 00:22:39,107
Inside the fascinating world of pigrats.
424
00:22:39,191 --> 00:22:41,860
- Ah!
- Let's just end school early today.
425
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