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- Synced & Corrected by Dragoniod -
www.addic7ed.com
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[Bulk's voice] Help. Like,
help. It's not a trap...
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Is what they made me say. Sorry.
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[Thunk] Lobphins! With their pinchers
of pain and blowholes of rage!
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Too bad they ambushed the wrong
three mysterious adventurers.
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[all grunt]
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[screams]
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I've been saving this
one all day. Burp wave!
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[belches loudly]
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- [laughs]
- [growls]
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[shouts]
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This cavern is now...
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[growling]
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[gulps] ...clear.
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[all cheer]
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- Yes! What's up!
- [Eep] Hey.
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- What are you guys doing?
- Oh, hey, Eep.
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We're having a daring adventure in
the most dangerous place of all...
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- our minds.
- We're playing Caverns and Creepers.
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It's a new make-stuff-up
game Thunk made up.
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- We play every weekend.
- Yeah? How come you never invite me?
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We don't?
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Mmm...
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Okay, it's just, sometimes when
we pretend, you can sort of be...
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[Thunk] Then the one
rockslinger said to the other,
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"This valley ain't big
enough for the both of us."
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[Eep] Until they were both
destroyed by the foot monster.
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[roars]
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[scoffs] You don't know
the rules of Foot Monster.
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[all grumbling]
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Come on, please. I'm awesome at games.
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Of course you can play. My favorite
game with my favorite person?
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Ha! Thank you, life.
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[Eep giggles]
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Fine... if you follow the rules.
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- Mm-hm, mm-hm, mm-hm.
- [sighs]
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Welcome to Caverns and Creepers.
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I shall narrate your adventure
as the Bludgeon Master.
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He tells us who we can bludgeon
and how bludgeon-y we can bludgeon.
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While also playing as Thunkolas,
son of a hunter and a pugott.
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He's adorable yet dangerous.
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[growls, roars]
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I am Lerkodile the Loud,
master of the gaseous arts.
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And I am Wompli. I have a stick.
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[Eep] Oh! My turn? [laughs]
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Uh, I'll be... [shouts]
Eeptor the Destroyer!
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Half bear owl, half giant, half sun.
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Able to eat entire
valleys in a single gulp.
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[Thunk] Uh, yeah, I'm sorry, but we
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each get only one special power, so...
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[Eep] Right. Sure. [chuckles nervously]
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[high-pitched voice] This is
more what I wanted anyway, so...
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Now let's get caverning. [stammers]
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Creepering? Whatever you call
it. Eeptor's ready to win.
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Great enthusiasm, Eep,
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but Caverns and Creepers
isn't about winning, really.
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- It's about all players working together.
- [both agree]
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And I'm gonna work
together the best. [laughs]
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When we last saw our adventurers,
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they had defeated the hordes
of lobphins to free a new hero.
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So... I'm the Destroyer. Got
anything I can destroy for you?
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Uh, thanks, but we're on a
quest to save Bulkford the Frail
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from the dreaded enemy.
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- Biggus Baddiest.
- Ugh! I hate that guy. Right?
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- Mm-hmm.
- Yeah, so much.
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- [all scream]
- [Thunk] Uh-oh.
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Looks like we'll have to get
past Sheetah, the winged cheetah.
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If ye wish to enter this cave,
entertainment's what I crave.
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Okay, here's the plan. I'll
make cute pugott eyes at her.
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I'll dance like nobody's watching.
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And I'll tickle myself with my beard.
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[laughs]
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- What about you, Eeptor? Eeptor?
- Oh, I'll find a better way through.
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[grunts] Boom!
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Whoa, whoa, whoa. You
can't punch through a wall.
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- It's too thick.
- Okay. Well, then...
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No. Look, the wall's cursed,
so nothing can break it.
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- And you don't have lightning bolts!
- Sure, sure.
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But I do have a
curse-shattering bear owl roar.
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[roars]
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[screaming]
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[laughs]
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Fine. Eeptor's shrill
scream shatters the wall,
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revealing treasure on the other side.
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[all giggling]
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That's the fastest we
ever reached a treasure!
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[Womp laughs]
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Ha-ha. You pretend to win.
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[deep evil laughter]
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That sounds like Biggus Baddiest.
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[laughter continues]
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You've come far.
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Hmm.
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[scoffs]
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But you'll never rescue
Bulkaford the Frail.
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Stand down, fiend. Never.
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[laughs maniacally]
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So Thunk plays all the roles?
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You think this is good, you should see
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him play Thunkolas' love interest.
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[Thunk] Ahem.
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Do I hear Eeptor and Lerkodile
planning to quit and run away?
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- Ha! Never.
- Uh-huh. Sure. Homework blast!
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- [all shout]
- [roars]
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[grunts]
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[shouting]
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Now's our chance. While
he's preparing a lesson.
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[all shouting]
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Eeptor the Destroyer's got this.
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- Won't you need our powers?
- Oh, great idea.
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I use my bear owl charm
to take all of your powers.
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Which unlocks my lava gaze!
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- Oh!
- [lava gurgling]
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[Bulk groans]
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[Womp] Eep, it's no fun
if you kill Baddiest.
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He has to get away. All of
our quests revolve around him.
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Yeah. You ruined everything, Eep.
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But still best friends
forever, right? Okay.
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Guys, it's all made up.
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We can bring Baddiest
back by just saying,
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"And then, Baddiest came back to life."
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You don't get it.
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The whole point of the game is
we're supposed to play together.
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Guys!
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[Thunk] Okay, new quest.
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How about a brand new game where we
all pretend to have magical beards?
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- Well, so much for that game.
- Hey, guys.
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I know I blew it. But I planned
a whole new adventure for us.
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No, I'll pass on further adventures
with Eeptor the Bad Teammate.
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If you're not interested, guess
I can always get rid of these.
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[all gasp]
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- I can be half pugott for real!
- Oh! A spikeapple stick!
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- A beard?
- What is it with you and beards?
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Ha!
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Welcome to my Caverns and Creepers.
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But we're only pretend brave.
Reality is not kind to Womps.
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Eep, I usually never question you,
but today has been a real test.
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Relax. I've thought it all through.
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- And I promise I won't dominate.
- [Bulk] Help.
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[gasps] Ooh, sounds like Bulkaford
the Frail has been captured.
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We must save him.
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[Bulk] I did not agree to any of this.
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Oh, no, but which path will we take?
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[Bulk] Seriously, I had plans today.
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I think his voice is
coming from that way.
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That seems like the obvious way to
go, Wompli, but almost too obvious.
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[Thunk sniffing]
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Agreed. Thunkolas
smells trouble this way,
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and Bulkaford's panic sweat this way.
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I think we should go left. But
it is up to the group, right?
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Right, right. But my bear owl
instincts tell me we should go this way.
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[groans]
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Painful reality.
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Whoo! Ah!
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See? How cool was that? Ha ha! And
there's more where that came from.
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Arrrgh!
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"Face my deep trouble ray.
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Mwa-ha-ha-ha."
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Hey, this Biggus Baddiest
character seems like my kind of guy.
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Eep, let us play. You're making
it all about what you want again.
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No, no, I'm not. It's
just my bear owl instincts
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say you're gonna miss
out on a lot of fun.
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Ugh. Guys, you're going the wrong
way. All the good stuff is back there.
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Ah! [shrieks]
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Lobphin? You're real? You're
not what I had planned.
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Oh, you ate what I had
planned. Eeptor can take you.
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- [screams]
- [roars]
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Guys, quick! Draw your weapons.
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Why? So we can not use them and
watch you have all the fun again?
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No. So we don't die.
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- [roaring]
- [all scream]
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I know it's the last thing
you'd expect me to say,
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but we have to fight it together.
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So, what do you say, Bludgeon Master?
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I say he ambushed the wrong
mysterious adventurers.
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Who?
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Oh.
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[chitters]
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By Wompli's beard. Tickle,
tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle.
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Normal burp. [belches]
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[sniffs]
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Actually, above-average burp.
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Behold my adorable gnawing!
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Huh. I don't have a lava attack or
a lightning bolt. So... power poke!
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[all make noises]
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- What's it doing?
- I've seen this reaction a lot.
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It's weirded out. Make a run for it.
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- [all sigh]
- Wow. [laughs]
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Fighting that thing together was fun!
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- Yeah, and it looked so real.
- Yeah, it was real.
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What? I was tickling him with my beard.
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[sobs]
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So, wanna play again next weekend?
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The pretend one, not this one.
Never. Never again this one, no.
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You bet. And from now on, I'll
keep everybody in mind. Bulk!
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[grumbles]
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Uh.
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So much for those plans I had today.
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- [groans]
- [grunts]
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Hm.
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Class, once a season, I
break up all the meat I eat
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with something green and loud.
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So for today, you will
fetch me some screamweed.
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[shrieking]
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Teacher Squawk, what exactly are
we supposed to learn from this?
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Patience, as in, my stomach is
even less patient than me. Dive in.
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[shrieks, shouts]
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[all scream]
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Ah... Fight harder.
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- What are you doing?
- We have to come up for air.
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- Breathing is for wimps.
- Exactly.
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[gasps]
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Know what frustrates me
most about Teacher Squawk?
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Yeah, me too! Please finish, but
I think you're onto something.
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Nothing we do is ever
good enough for him.
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I can't eat this. It's wet.
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Hey, I got a big one. No, he's got me.
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[Thunk screams]
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Help. Help! Help! Help!
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- [gasps]
- [Thunk gasps]
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- [all cheer]
- Yeah!
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Take care of yourself, dude. All
you little guys are the future.
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Wow.
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- Rad's amazing.
- Yeah, amazing... at ruining my lesson!
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How will you all learn to survive
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if you keep being coddled
with basic human decency?
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Now back into the water
with the death plants.
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[all groan]
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And a reminder, Valley-wide
feet sweeping starts this week.
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So if a liyote makes a mess, it must
sweep dirt over it with its feet.
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- Hmm?
- [Eep clears throat]
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Um, excuse me. We would like to lodge
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a complaint against Teacher Squawk.
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[gulps]
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What? You said these snacks were
for everybody. I'm everybody!
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No. Our complaint is
he's a terrible teacher.
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We demand you replace
Squawk with someone better.
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[all gasp]
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Now, now, I can't stand
Squawk either, honey. Who can?
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But you're still alive, and by
that standard, he's doing okay.
241
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All he does is boss us
around and put us in danger.
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You really think that's
good for the Womps among us?
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[grunting]
244
00:14:02,424 --> 00:14:06,512
The fact is, Squawk's just a
giant jerk who yells at us all day.
245
00:14:06,595 --> 00:14:09,473
Of course I am. My methods may be harsh,
246
00:14:09,557 --> 00:14:12,142
but so is the world I'm
teaching you to survive in.
247
00:14:12,226 --> 00:14:14,345
You'd be an idiot to replace me, Grug.
248
00:14:14,351 --> 00:14:16,360
Did you just call me an idiot?
249
00:14:16,438 --> 00:14:18,826
No, I said you would be an idiot to
250
00:14:18,832 --> 00:14:21,949
replace me, not that you are an idiot.
251
00:14:22,027 --> 00:14:24,071
You're too much of an
idiot to see the difference.
252
00:14:24,154 --> 00:14:27,575
That's it. Squawk, you are
sacked! Mow, sack the man.
253
00:14:28,868 --> 00:14:32,663
You'll regret this. Those children
will be helpless without me.
254
00:14:32,746 --> 00:14:34,879
[Squawk] Oh, oh, I cannot believe...!
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Guess we'll need a new teacher, eh?
256
00:14:41,714 --> 00:14:45,384
Of course, Eep! Let's do a
valley-wide teacher search.
257
00:14:45,467 --> 00:14:46,719
[sighs]
258
00:14:48,846 --> 00:14:51,724
Well, teachers are kind
of glorified babysitters.
259
00:14:51,807 --> 00:14:54,351
Hey, wait, if you're here,
who's watching the babies?
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[babies giggling]
261
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And thus, old bones called fossils
can lead to fascinating discoveries
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about ancient animals of water and sky.
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[roars]
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Hello, class. I'm Mrs. Squawkfur.
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Fine. Worth a shot.
266
00:15:17,166 --> 00:15:18,000
Huh.
267
00:15:18,083 --> 00:15:19,553
Thought more qualified people would've
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responded to the flyers I sent out.
269
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- Wonder what happened.
- Beats me, Dad.
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00:15:24,840 --> 00:15:27,676
Oh, hey, I know someone who'd be good.
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00:15:29,261 --> 00:15:33,307
Buffalippos can't
teach. Oh, you meant Rad.
272
00:15:35,976 --> 00:15:41,273
So I got asked to be your new
teacher, but I turned it down.
273
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[all groan]
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Because the best person to
teach you guys... is yourselves.
275
00:15:46,779 --> 00:15:50,240
- [all] Whoa.
- She's even better than I thought.
276
00:15:50,324 --> 00:15:53,577
But to be clear, you
are our new teacher.
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00:15:53,661 --> 00:15:55,537
[pants]
278
00:15:55,621 --> 00:15:58,666
Sorry I'm late. Got held
up. In the air by that guy.
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[kisses]
280
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[scoffs] In my class, there is no late.
281
00:16:03,837 --> 00:16:06,674
I didn't become a death guard
by worrying about attendance.
282
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I did it by listening to my heart.
283
00:16:09,635 --> 00:16:12,471
Listen to my heart. Got it.
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00:16:12,554 --> 00:16:13,806
[cracking]
285
00:16:13,889 --> 00:16:16,141
[shouts]
286
00:16:16,225 --> 00:16:18,602
Sorry. I'll go toss
myself in Deep Trouble.
287
00:16:18,686 --> 00:16:21,188
Squawk had me go in head
first. Do you have a preference?
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00:16:21,271 --> 00:16:23,941
Easy, little cave
dude. The way I see it,
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it's only a mistake if
it's a mistake to you.
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- Class dismissed.
- But we just got here. Ow.
291
00:16:37,121 --> 00:16:40,541
Now, class, if you have
four pieces of meat,
292
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and I take three of
them, how many are left?
293
00:16:46,130 --> 00:16:49,174
Two? No, you flea
brain. The answer is one.
294
00:16:49,258 --> 00:16:54,304
And one minus one is like
you... a big, fat zero. Ugh.
295
00:16:54,388 --> 00:16:57,599
This job's worse than my old
one. Now, my teaching fee.
296
00:16:57,683 --> 00:17:00,019
- [all growl]
- [screams]
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00:17:00,102 --> 00:17:01,979
[grunts]
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00:17:02,062 --> 00:17:03,397
[groans] Aw.
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00:17:06,191 --> 00:17:10,529
Oh, wow. Squawk never
let us have fun like this.
300
00:17:10,612 --> 00:17:13,699
- What do you call this class?
- Me-ometry.
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00:17:13,782 --> 00:17:17,369
Do anything you want to learn
the greatest lesson of all...
302
00:17:17,453 --> 00:17:20,873
What it means to be me.
Or in your case, you.
303
00:17:20,956 --> 00:17:24,126
I'm making a stick Womp.
304
00:17:24,209 --> 00:17:26,295
Correction, I am sticking Womp.
305
00:17:26,378 --> 00:17:31,050
That's the most "you" idea you
had all day. Have a gold starfish.
306
00:17:31,675 --> 00:17:33,844
I gotta get it. I gotta get...
307
00:17:33,927 --> 00:17:37,264
Wait. We can really do anything we want?
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00:17:37,347 --> 00:17:43,312
- If that's what you wanna do.
- I do. I do wanna do what I wanna do.
309
00:17:43,395 --> 00:17:45,147
And what I wanna do is...
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00:17:45,230 --> 00:17:48,442
Whoo! Some sweet slateboard tricks.
311
00:17:48,525 --> 00:17:51,361
Yeah! Rip it, Eep!
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00:17:53,072 --> 00:17:54,823
[grunting]
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00:17:57,076 --> 00:18:00,079
I thought it, but I didn't
do it. What went wrong?
314
00:18:00,162 --> 00:18:03,165
Nothing. That was one totally Croodular
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00:18:03,171 --> 00:18:06,548
face-plant move. Here's a gold starfish.
316
00:18:06,627 --> 00:18:11,632
Huh. I guess it was
totally Croodular. Yeah.
317
00:18:11,715 --> 00:18:13,342
Eep, honey, you okay?
318
00:18:13,425 --> 00:18:16,261
I came by to make sure Rad wasn't
just Squawk in another disguise,
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00:18:16,345 --> 00:18:20,432
but what's going on in
this, I wanna say lesson?
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00:18:20,516 --> 00:18:22,184
[all screaming]
321
00:18:23,727 --> 00:18:25,687
Here's a gold starfish,
here's a gold starfish.
322
00:18:25,771 --> 00:18:29,650
Oh, isn't it awesome? Rad's
letting us teach ourselves.
323
00:18:29,733 --> 00:18:33,821
I don't know. Sounds more like
she's being lazy than awesome.
324
00:18:33,904 --> 00:18:36,740
Oh, no way. She's way
better than Squawk.
325
00:18:36,824 --> 00:18:38,784
Remember the time he gave
me that take-home test.
326
00:18:39,201 --> 00:18:40,869
[screaming]
327
00:18:44,790 --> 00:18:45,791
Hm.
328
00:18:45,874 --> 00:18:50,170
Besides, I'm doing so well,
Rad gave me a gold starfish.
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00:18:50,254 --> 00:18:54,466
I got one too, for figuring out
how to pick both nose holes at once.
330
00:18:54,550 --> 00:18:57,386
And another for learning
you can get stuck this way.
331
00:18:59,680 --> 00:19:04,017
Trust me. Rad's great. Now can
you let us get back to our studies?
332
00:19:04,101 --> 00:19:08,689
Okay. No one gave me a gold starfish.
333
00:19:08,772 --> 00:19:11,984
Guess what. Lerk had the sweet idea
334
00:19:12,067 --> 00:19:15,821
that we should put up a vine-rope
across the cliffs in Hunter's Hollow.
335
00:19:15,904 --> 00:19:18,198
- Yeah!
- Yes!
336
00:19:18,282 --> 00:19:21,827
As soon as I said it, I thought,
"That is stupid dangerous.
337
00:19:21,910 --> 00:19:24,538
No one should vine-rope
walk that high up."
338
00:19:24,621 --> 00:19:28,709
- But Rad says it's brilliant.
- I volunteer to go first.
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00:19:33,964 --> 00:19:37,801
Man, this is high up.
340
00:19:37,885 --> 00:19:40,053
Should I take it slow or go fast?
341
00:19:42,014 --> 00:19:45,684
Right. Right, I'm my best teacher.
342
00:19:45,767 --> 00:19:48,770
Totally. Have a gold
starfish. Heck, have five.
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00:19:48,854 --> 00:19:50,397
Fast it is.
344
00:19:55,569 --> 00:19:56,862
[all gasp]
345
00:19:57,654 --> 00:20:00,490
[gasps] Ah!
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00:20:01,700 --> 00:20:02,534
[all gasp]
347
00:20:02,618 --> 00:20:08,290
Maybe slow would be better.
[laughs] I mean, what is the rush?
348
00:20:10,042 --> 00:20:11,043
[exclaims]
349
00:20:11,126 --> 00:20:12,461
Huh? [gasps]
350
00:20:12,544 --> 00:20:13,754
[shouts]
351
00:20:13,837 --> 00:20:17,883
Okay, that's the rush. Maybe if
I jump, I could survive the fall.
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00:20:17,966 --> 00:20:20,594
[growling]
353
00:20:20,677 --> 00:20:21,970
[gulps]
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00:20:22,054 --> 00:20:24,223
- [growls]
- [shouts]
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00:20:25,349 --> 00:20:27,267
I'm coming to save you, Eep.
356
00:20:27,351 --> 00:20:30,562
Oh, no, no. I'm not
coming to save you, Eep.
357
00:20:30,646 --> 00:20:33,531
Eep, only you can save you.
358
00:20:33,649 --> 00:20:37,861
So I should use what I learned in
me-ometry. Is that what you mean?
359
00:20:37,945 --> 00:20:39,612
If that's what you think you should...
360
00:20:39,618 --> 00:20:41,370
You gotta give me something here!
361
00:20:41,448 --> 00:20:43,325
This isn't a job for a teacher.
362
00:20:45,410 --> 00:20:48,956
This is a job for a death guard.
363
00:20:49,039 --> 00:20:50,582
[Womp mutters]
364
00:20:52,042 --> 00:20:53,460
[shouts, thuds]
365
00:20:54,253 --> 00:20:58,048
Phew! That pile of broken bones
broke her fall. Everything's okay.
366
00:20:58,131 --> 00:20:59,883
- [Eep screams]
- Huh?
367
00:21:01,510 --> 00:21:03,679
[Squawk] Crood girl?
368
00:21:03,762 --> 00:21:07,432
Teacher Squawk? What are you doing here?
369
00:21:07,516 --> 00:21:12,062
So I've had a little trouble finding
work. What are you doing here?
370
00:21:13,313 --> 00:21:15,440
Teaching myself to vine-rope walk.
371
00:21:15,524 --> 00:21:20,320
With your terrible foot-eye
coordination? Ha! That's an awful idea.
372
00:21:20,404 --> 00:21:23,865
Could've used that feedback
earlier. Too late now.
373
00:21:25,075 --> 00:21:26,702
Only if you're a quitter!
374
00:21:26,785 --> 00:21:29,871
Gather your balance and
swing up onto that vine.
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00:21:33,292 --> 00:21:34,167
Go!
376
00:21:35,836 --> 00:21:36,753
Come on!
377
00:21:39,548 --> 00:21:43,885
Fight back already or die
a coward's death. Your call!
378
00:22:01,528 --> 00:22:03,697
Teacher Squawk, you saved me.
379
00:22:03,780 --> 00:22:09,619
You call that gratitude?
Sorry. I'm kind of always "on."
380
00:22:09,703 --> 00:22:14,041
Well, class, in my time away, I've
reflected a lot on my teaching style,
381
00:22:14,124 --> 00:22:18,003
and I've realized... I
did everything perfectly.
382
00:22:18,086 --> 00:22:19,671
[all screaming]
383
00:22:19,755 --> 00:22:22,883
So you sure you don't want
Rad to be your teacher anymore?
384
00:22:22,966 --> 00:22:26,344
Yeah. She found some new
students to teach anyway.
385
00:22:26,428 --> 00:22:29,014
Chased your tail, gold starfish.
386
00:22:29,097 --> 00:22:32,225
Besides, maybe a teacher shouldn't
be someone you wanna hang out with,
387
00:22:32,309 --> 00:22:34,603
but someone who pushes you.
388
00:22:34,686 --> 00:22:37,064
[all screaming]
389
00:22:37,147 --> 00:22:38,148
[bellows]
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[laughs]
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Teaching is its own reward.
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