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- Synced & Corrected by Dragoniod -
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Okay, let's see.
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I will... marry Kevin,
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live in a tree, work as a
bonker, and eat only pigrats?
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Ew! Gross!
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Ow!
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I said, eating you would be
gross! Don't make me reconsider!
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[gasps] A love note?
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[giggles] For me?
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"I love the sound of your laugh..."
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[chuckles] Aw!
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"...because it reminds
me of a dying chickuna"?
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Wait, what? That doesn't sound like me.
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[chirping, laughing]
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[sighs]
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That sounds like you! Who's
sending you love notes?
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No offense. But, come on,
you? Again, no offense.
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Oh, uh... [chuckles]
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You don't know her. She's
from a different valley.
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Definitely does not have a tail.
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[growls]
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- Ooh-hoo-hoo!
- [spurts]
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[Eep] Gotcha!
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[laughs]
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Huh? Blurg Brood?!
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Of course, it's Blurg Brood!
The cavegirl of my dreams.
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Thunk, we have been over this!
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Blurg is not to be trusted. Her
family tried to kill us. Many times.
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You're wrong about Blurg.
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Under her hard exterior
is a kind, creative heart.
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And also a skeleton and
whatever tails are made of.
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Now, if you'll excuse me,
back to practicing my smooches.
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Mmm...
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I can't let Thunk date Blurg!
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Literally, any other girl in the
valley would be better for Thunk.
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[laughs]
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Hi, every other girl in
the valley! [chuckles]
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I'd like to tell you about
an exciting opportunity
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to date the most eligible
caveboy in my family,
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Thunk Crood!
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Nobody?
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Not even you, Dee?
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Oh, oh! Like you're so
great! You never even talk!
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Hmm...
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[gobbling]
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Wha...? Me? No, no, no.
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Thunk's a class act, but I don't
go for the "creative" types.
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Well, you know, if it works
out, you and I will be sisters.
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- And I'm in!
- [laughs] Great!
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After all, it shouldn't be too
hard to change Thunk's mind.
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How in love with Blurg can he be?
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? Blurg Brood, girl of my dreams ?
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? She bludgeons my heart ?
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? And, oh, how it screams ?
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? Thunk Crood, he's one of a kind ?
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? The cutest boy without
a tail That I could find ?
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? I miss his face when we're apart ?
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? I adore her... ?
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Wait. [grunts]
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Fart.
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- ? She's my very special someone ?
- ? He's my very special someone ?
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- ? My adorable ?
- ? My adorable ?
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- ? Blurg ?
- ? Thunk ?
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- [sighs]
- [cheering]
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Oh!
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Okay, his weird
daydream fantasy is done.
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Now, remember, flaunt it.
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- [grunts]
- Huh?
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[moans]
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[gags]
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My hair... is looking fine
today. Don't you think?
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Eh. Sure, it's hair.
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[giggles]
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Don't blow our chance, "sister."
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[gasps]
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I'm just gonna get right down to
it. You are a boy, and I'm a girl.
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Forget that our bodies are
screaming, "This feels wrong!"
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And just... let's just stare
dreamily into each other's eyes, huh?
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Mmm...!
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[squeaking]
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Sorry, Eep. Thunk just isn't picking
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up what the Lerkodile is puttin' down.
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[chortling]
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[sighs]
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[Thunk] Hmm. Mold spice.
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[sniffing]
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[coughs]
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Eh. Maybe a little more.
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Psst! New chew toy.
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Hey, Thunk! Getting ready
for your doom... I mean, date?
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[chuckles] You'd better get dressed.
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Aw, man, my pelt! Bare
midriffs are so last season.
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Oh, no! I guess you
have to cancel your date.
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Or just stay here and stand
Blurg up. That works too.
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Oh, no, I'm fine. Blurg
likes me for who I am.
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[sighs]
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- [humming]
- [growls]
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Yeah, easy prey. Croods
cannot trust Broods!
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Broods? Where?
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No Broods here, Dad.
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But Thunk is going on
a date with one. Blurg!
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My son's dating a Brood? And
you're just telling me now?
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And there's nothing we can do about it?
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Actually, we can do something.
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Whew! Lead with that next time.
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Ugh!
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[sighs]
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[Blurg sighs] Wow.
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- Your hands are so sweaty.
- Thanks!
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- [squishes]
- There. Now, yours are sweaty, too.
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[sighs] Oh-hh!
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[moans] Mmm...
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Gross! Imagine if the valley knew my
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son was swapping sweat with a Brood!
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Yeah! And who knows what
the Broods are planning?
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A bait and switch? Snatch and
grab? Tickle and mind control?
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Yeah... gee, you really
know your evil plots.
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- You sure you're not one of the...
- [gasps] Broods.
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Aha!
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I knew you Broods were up to something!
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Eep! That's a bush.
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Sorry. My sister's the
"weird one" in the family.
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Uh-huh.
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Us? Oh, we're only here to stop
Blurg's latest act of rebellion.
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Mom? Get out of here!
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- We're about to smooch!
- [gasps] We were?
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Keep Blurg away from my brother!
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Oh! We will be getting far
away from the likes of you!
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Well, we'll get even farther from you!
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What? That doesn't even make sense.
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Blurg and Thunk left a while ago.
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- Wha...?
- Seriously, Frump?
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[yelling] This is all your fault!
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I don't care whose fault it is
because I know it's the Broods'.
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Let's just find them before
anyone else sees them together.
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Fine. I'm willing to swallow
my pride and work together.
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Now, where would your smelly excuse for
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a brother take my beautiful Blurg?
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Oh! He doesn't smell! No, no.
Even I can't argue with that.
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[humming]
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Huh. Thunk loves to come here and
watch the dance of the butterhummers.
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Dancing butterhummers?
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Pshah!
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Our Blurg eats butterhummers
for breakfast, just like her mom.
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- [loud belch]
- [humming]
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Oops. Shoulda chewed that one more.
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- [pops]
- [gasps]
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Frump, can you not sink into the tar?
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[gasps]
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Whoa. This place nearly
killed me. So cool!
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Hmm. Maybe Thunk's not a total wimp.
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Of course not. He's a Crood.
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Hmm. If they're not here,
where would Blurg take him?
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This is where my Blurg comes
to relax, by smashing things.
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Maybe we can get a better view up here.
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[grunts]
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Whoa. She made art. [chuckles]
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And it's kind of beautiful.
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Ugh! Yeah, it's probably
just part of her cover.
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You better find my daughter
before dark! [grunts]
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Or else I'll lose interest!
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At least, in the dark,
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no one will see my son and your
hairy beast daughter together!
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[gasps]
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[growls]
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Agh! Stop it! We don't
have time for this!
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It's a big valley.
They could be anywhere.
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[Frump] You mean,
like, Old People Island?
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Where they said they were going?
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"We're running away
to Old People Island!"
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[all] Seriously, Frump?
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Old People Island!
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Where the food is all mushy, but
no one will ever come between us!
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Yeah! Wait, the food's all mushy?
Oh, well, I'm already in this.
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Oh, Thunk. Would a Crood by
any other name be as sweet?
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Mm, probably. "Thunk Brood"
does have a nice ring to it.
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- [Eep] No!
- [Trixie] You're no Brood!
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Thunk! Step away from the monkey
girl! No offense, monkey girl.
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Thunk's not going anywhere!
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I'll say. No potential,
that... Oh, you mean physically?
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If you won't approve of us,
we're going to Old People Island,
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where we can grow old together.
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[splashes]
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Nope. Not buyin' it. Blurg's
up to something. I know it!
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Just what are you
accusing my daughter of?
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Just what are you accusing my
daughter of accusing you of?
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Now, I'm lonely.
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[all grunt]
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[all] Seriously, Frump?
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[squeaking]
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[gasping]
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[gasping]
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[grunting]
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[sizzling]
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[growls] I hate you Broods
more than ever right now,
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- but we do have to work together.
- [grunts]
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Everybody, human vine formation!
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[grunts]
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- [grunts]
- [Eep yelps]
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Thunk, grab my hand!
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I'll slip! My hands are too sweaty!
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It's true! They're the sweatiest!
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- It's usually adorable.
- [gasps]
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[screams]
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[grunts] Oh!
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Thunk!
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Grab Blurg's hand instead!
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Eh...? Uh!
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Wha...? [grunts]
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[grunting]
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Eep, trust me! You can trust her!
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[growls]
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[grunting]
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[yelling]
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Sorry I doubted you, Blurg.
And that I ruined your date.
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Ah, it's okay. You had your reasons.
I did try to kill you before.
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And I'll do it again if you
come between me and my man!
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[sighs] Aw-ww!
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Thunk and Blurg against the world!
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Turns out, we Broods and
Croods can work together
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and not use the monkhuahua assassin
we had trailing you all day!
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[laughs]
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Who'd a'thought?
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[yells] Stand down, Mr. Kills-a-lot!
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Ah, num... [gasps]
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Ugh!
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[sighs, munching]
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Okay, death monkey, not cool.
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But... guess it's not so
bad to be seen with a Brood.
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Thanks for saving my tail back
there... [chuckles] figuratively.
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- Anytime, Thunky-poo.
- [Eep] Nope!
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[grunts]
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Too far!
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[slak shell droning]
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[snarls] Ah, Snoot. At least
he sounds like he's in pain.
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No, he's not.
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[droning continues]
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But he will be!
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Ugga, as your husband, I
support your rage against Snoot.
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But as leader... the guy responsible
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for any rage-fueled valley bust-ups...
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I say husband Grug is wrong.
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No, no. We have had to deal with
Snoot's obnoxious antics far too long.
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Stealing our news-slate every morning!
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Ooh!
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Trashing our home!
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[rumbles]
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00:12:19,738 --> 00:12:21,115
- Whoa!
- [squishes]
249
00:12:21,949 --> 00:12:23,409
Ooh, so close!
250
00:12:23,492 --> 00:12:26,579
And now, those stupid slak-pipes!
251
00:12:27,705 --> 00:12:29,915
You know, you should
try talking to him first.
252
00:12:29,999 --> 00:12:30,833
[growls]
253
00:12:30,916 --> 00:12:32,751
That's leader Grug
talking, not husband Grug.
254
00:12:32,835 --> 00:12:35,171
Fine, but I can't
promise I won't bonk him.
255
00:12:35,254 --> 00:12:38,132
Leader Grug says,
"Please do not bonk him."
256
00:12:38,215 --> 00:12:40,551
Husband Grug says, "No witnesses."
257
00:12:40,634 --> 00:12:41,635
[droning resumes]
258
00:12:42,386 --> 00:12:43,999
Your slak-pipes woke me up.
259
00:12:44,005 --> 00:12:46,812
Ooh, sorry. I know
you need your sleep...
260
00:12:46,891 --> 00:12:50,269
to help you escape the nightmare
that is your waking life.
261
00:12:50,352 --> 00:12:53,481
That's right. It is a nightmare
having you as a neighbor.
262
00:12:53,564 --> 00:12:55,024
Could you please knock it off?
263
00:12:55,107 --> 00:12:58,736
No, but I could teach you
to appreciate my music.
264
00:12:58,819 --> 00:13:02,198
The key is hearing the
screeches I don't play.
265
00:13:02,448 --> 00:13:03,574
[honks]
266
00:13:03,657 --> 00:13:05,201
[shrieks]
267
00:13:06,410 --> 00:13:07,328
[droning stops]
268
00:13:07,411 --> 00:13:09,273
Enough! I am done putting up with you!
269
00:13:09,279 --> 00:13:11,378
Of all the neighbors I coulda had,
270
00:13:11,457 --> 00:13:14,793
I got stuck with the most
selfish jerk in Ahhh! Valley!
271
00:13:14,877 --> 00:13:18,464
No, you've been blessed with the
most selfish jerk... I mean...
272
00:13:18,547 --> 00:13:19,381
[droning resumes]
273
00:13:19,465 --> 00:13:21,050
- [buzzing]
- [Ugga yelps]
274
00:13:21,133 --> 00:13:22,384
[growls]
275
00:13:23,260 --> 00:13:25,095
[droning continues]
276
00:13:25,513 --> 00:13:27,139
So, how did talking go?
277
00:13:27,223 --> 00:13:29,412
Great! I decided I'm gonna make him
278
00:13:29,418 --> 00:13:32,274
move out of his cave forever. But how?
279
00:13:32,353 --> 00:13:33,354
[humming]
280
00:13:33,854 --> 00:13:37,316
Don't hold out on me, husband Grug.
Leader Grug doesn't need to know.
281
00:13:37,399 --> 00:13:40,653
[grunting] Okay! There was
always this one idea I had
282
00:13:40,736 --> 00:13:44,281
on how to get rid of smug Snoot's
smug face once and for-smuggin'-all.
283
00:13:44,365 --> 00:13:46,742
Doomsday skunkguin.
284
00:13:46,825 --> 00:13:49,495
One toot from that little guy
will make Snoot's cave unlivable
285
00:13:49,578 --> 00:13:51,872
for a hundred seasons! [chuckles]
286
00:13:51,956 --> 00:13:55,584
But getting it is near impossible.
It lives down the Hole of No Return.
287
00:13:55,668 --> 00:13:58,087
That hole where you dump
things you never want to return?
288
00:13:58,170 --> 00:14:00,089
It's deep in the bad side of the valley,
289
00:14:00,172 --> 00:14:02,633
where you do not want
to get stuck after dark.
290
00:14:02,716 --> 00:14:05,177
Which is why leader
Grug cannot condone it.
291
00:14:05,261 --> 00:14:07,429
But, as husband Grug...?
292
00:14:08,389 --> 00:14:12,268
- I can only distract him for a moment.
- A doomsday skunkguin?
293
00:14:12,351 --> 00:14:15,729
Uh, we meant "doomsday" in a good way.
294
00:14:16,647 --> 00:14:18,023
Is that our food?
295
00:14:18,107 --> 00:14:20,442
Slak-piping makes me very hungry.
296
00:14:20,526 --> 00:14:23,821
[gulps] Also, you really need more food.
297
00:14:23,904 --> 00:14:28,826
And there goes my guilt. Goodbye,
Snoot! Hello, doomsday skunkguin!
298
00:14:28,909 --> 00:14:30,744
[Snoot] Not if I get there first!
299
00:14:32,872 --> 00:14:38,168
Well, Sandy, it's just you and me
today, but I got fun plans for us!
300
00:14:38,252 --> 00:14:39,545
[laughs]
301
00:14:39,628 --> 00:14:41,881
I'm gonna spend the day lecturin' ya
302
00:14:41,964 --> 00:14:45,009
about everything that's
wrong with your generation!
303
00:14:45,467 --> 00:14:46,802
[groans]
304
00:14:46,886 --> 00:14:50,014
And don't get me started on all
those fancy-schmancy new names.
305
00:14:50,097 --> 00:14:50,931
Ugh!
306
00:14:51,015 --> 00:14:54,435
Whatever happened to classics,
like Pebbles and Bam...
307
00:14:54,518 --> 00:14:55,769
[gasps] Ooh! Ugh!
308
00:14:55,853 --> 00:14:59,356
Dang it! Guess my back's
mad at your generation, too.
309
00:14:59,440 --> 00:15:02,151
Could you give me a hand... or a mouth?
310
00:15:02,234 --> 00:15:03,736
[sighs]
311
00:15:03,819 --> 00:15:05,321
[grunts]
312
00:15:05,946 --> 00:15:10,242
Finally bit the dust, huh?
Well, she will be missed.
313
00:15:10,326 --> 00:15:14,371
I ain't dead yet, ya
hairball! I just can't move.
314
00:15:14,455 --> 00:15:15,289
Hmm!
315
00:15:15,372 --> 00:15:18,375
Looks like you got lots
of anger in them bones.
316
00:15:18,459 --> 00:15:22,171
- They're screamin' for some "yo-gahh!"
- Yo-wha...?
317
00:15:22,796 --> 00:15:24,478
It's where you stretch your body in
318
00:15:24,484 --> 00:15:26,680
uncomfortable poses until you scream,
319
00:15:26,759 --> 00:15:27,885
like so.
320
00:15:27,968 --> 00:15:29,386
[inhales]
321
00:15:32,473 --> 00:15:34,224
[screams]
322
00:15:34,308 --> 00:15:35,601
Ah-hh...
323
00:15:35,684 --> 00:15:38,562
I'm good being dragged
through the dirt. Sandy?
324
00:15:38,854 --> 00:15:39,772
[grunts]
325
00:15:39,855 --> 00:15:41,148
[screaming]
326
00:15:41,231 --> 00:15:42,066
[laughing]
327
00:15:42,149 --> 00:15:46,236
Well, I guess it's either that or
be pecked to death by this fella.
328
00:15:46,779 --> 00:15:51,158
Fine, but don't go anywhere
in case I change my mind.
329
00:15:52,743 --> 00:15:54,995
Why do you even want
to live in Ahhh! Valley?
330
00:15:55,079 --> 00:15:57,247
You don't even like
anyone besides yourself!
331
00:15:57,331 --> 00:15:59,667
I like my family, occasionally!
332
00:15:59,750 --> 00:16:01,126
[grunting] Ooh!
333
00:16:03,420 --> 00:16:04,755
[grunts]
334
00:16:04,838 --> 00:16:05,673
[whimpers]
335
00:16:05,756 --> 00:16:06,757
Agh!
336
00:16:08,384 --> 00:16:09,802
[growls]
337
00:16:11,887 --> 00:16:13,764
[squawks]
338
00:16:13,847 --> 00:16:14,723
[squawking]
339
00:16:16,558 --> 00:16:17,685
Yah-hh!
340
00:16:18,769 --> 00:16:21,522
[clucks, snaps]
341
00:16:21,605 --> 00:16:22,940
[angry clucking]
342
00:16:23,273 --> 00:16:24,316
[grunting]
343
00:16:25,943 --> 00:16:30,072
Whew! What are we doing? This
is no way to treat each other.
344
00:16:30,155 --> 00:16:32,449
Maybe we should try to talk this out.
345
00:16:32,533 --> 00:16:35,411
Well, I do like
listening to myself talk.
346
00:16:36,620 --> 00:16:37,454
Hah!
347
00:16:37,538 --> 00:16:38,497
Oh!
348
00:16:39,581 --> 00:16:40,874
[spits]
349
00:16:40,958 --> 00:16:43,043
[grunts]
350
00:16:43,460 --> 00:16:45,963
[yelps]
351
00:16:46,046 --> 00:16:47,089
[knuckles crack]
352
00:16:52,928 --> 00:16:54,471
[gasps]
353
00:16:54,555 --> 00:16:56,724
Doomsday skunkguin!
354
00:16:56,807 --> 00:16:57,641
Oh-hh...!
355
00:16:57,725 --> 00:17:01,103
You're a cute little weapon
of mass stinkage, aren't ya?
356
00:17:02,646 --> 00:17:04,898
Whoa, whoa, whoa-whoa,
whoa-whoa. Not yet. Not yet.
357
00:17:04,982 --> 00:17:08,193
Save it for Snoot's
cave. And, to be safe...
358
00:17:10,404 --> 00:17:11,780
Better go. It's getting late.
359
00:17:15,534 --> 00:17:17,578
[trumpeting]
360
00:17:17,661 --> 00:17:18,871
[rumbles]
361
00:17:19,830 --> 00:17:22,082
Ew. What's got into them?
362
00:17:22,166 --> 00:17:23,834
[claws snapping]
363
00:17:23,917 --> 00:17:25,544
[squawking]
364
00:17:27,004 --> 00:17:28,297
[clucking]
365
00:17:28,380 --> 00:17:29,923
[snapping]
366
00:17:30,007 --> 00:17:31,550
[clucking]
367
00:17:31,633 --> 00:17:33,218
[snapping]
368
00:17:33,302 --> 00:17:34,553
[trumpeting]
369
00:17:34,636 --> 00:17:35,971
[Old Man Root groaning]
370
00:17:37,306 --> 00:17:38,974
[screaming]
371
00:17:39,058 --> 00:17:40,642
[grunting]
372
00:17:40,726 --> 00:17:41,977
[screaming]
373
00:17:42,061 --> 00:17:43,395
- [Gran] Oh!
- [Sandy sighs]
374
00:17:43,479 --> 00:17:47,733
Ya know, this wasn't such a dumb
idea, despite it being yours.
375
00:17:47,816 --> 00:17:50,319
[chuckles] Well, that's
what I love to hear.
376
00:17:50,402 --> 00:17:54,573
Anyhoo, that brings us
to an end. No more stay.
377
00:17:54,656 --> 00:18:00,204
But yo-gahh! feels so good!
So, yo-gotta gimme some more!
378
00:18:00,287 --> 00:18:03,161
No can do. You did
all the beginner poses,
379
00:18:03,167 --> 00:18:05,839
and you ain't ready for the next level.
380
00:18:05,918 --> 00:18:10,714
Okay, I respect your expertise.
Yoink! Time to get crackin'!
381
00:18:11,381 --> 00:18:15,677
The Unbonking Rock. Punctual
Ramu. Tyrannaconda Twist!
382
00:18:16,428 --> 00:18:18,472
- [grunts]
- [gasping]
383
00:18:18,555 --> 00:18:20,265
What? What's wrong?
384
00:18:20,349 --> 00:18:21,391
[gurgling]
385
00:18:21,475 --> 00:18:22,309
[coos]
386
00:18:22,392 --> 00:18:23,727
[panting]
387
00:18:26,271 --> 00:18:27,356
[gasps]
388
00:18:30,651 --> 00:18:32,111
[clucking]
389
00:18:33,445 --> 00:18:35,114
[sighs, yelps]
390
00:18:35,197 --> 00:18:38,617
This is my log! You go out there, and...
391
00:18:38,700 --> 00:18:41,120
well, I can't be held
responsible for what happens.
392
00:18:41,203 --> 00:18:45,374
Typical selfish Snoot. If anyone
should go out there, it's you!
393
00:18:45,457 --> 00:18:49,128
What? This is the thanks I get
for driving away those bear owls
394
00:18:49,211 --> 00:18:51,296
from your cave with my trash balls?
395
00:18:52,089 --> 00:18:52,923
[yawns]
396
00:18:53,006 --> 00:18:53,882
[rumbles]
397
00:18:54,675 --> 00:18:56,009
- Whoa!
- [growls]
398
00:18:56,927 --> 00:18:58,428
Ooh, so close!
399
00:18:58,595 --> 00:19:01,056
Pshh-hh! And you expect
me to believe that?
400
00:19:01,223 --> 00:19:03,225
Um, yeah, there was a flashback!
401
00:19:03,308 --> 00:19:06,687
Now, about you exiting my log
to let nature take its course...
402
00:19:07,437 --> 00:19:08,730
[grunts]
403
00:19:09,231 --> 00:19:10,607
Juggaliyotes!
404
00:19:10,691 --> 00:19:12,317
[cackling]
405
00:19:12,901 --> 00:19:13,735
[yelling]
406
00:19:15,988 --> 00:19:17,156
[Snoot yelling]
407
00:19:19,575 --> 00:19:20,617
[Ugga grunts]
408
00:19:22,661 --> 00:19:23,954
[Snoot wails]
409
00:19:27,666 --> 00:19:28,709
[Ugga] Ugh-hh!
410
00:19:29,960 --> 00:19:30,961
[Ugga grunts]
411
00:19:32,129 --> 00:19:33,422
[gasps]
412
00:19:34,423 --> 00:19:36,633
- Help me up!
- Throw me the skunkguin!
413
00:19:36,717 --> 00:19:38,051
Oh, you'd like that.
414
00:19:38,135 --> 00:19:41,388
So you could steal it just like you
steal my news-slate every morning?
415
00:19:41,471 --> 00:19:42,890
Your news-slate?
416
00:19:42,973 --> 00:19:47,186
You mean, my news-slate that somehow
always gets delivered to your cave!
417
00:19:47,269 --> 00:19:48,353
Huh?
418
00:19:48,437 --> 00:19:50,731
Well, that would explain
why we get it for free.
419
00:19:51,315 --> 00:19:53,025
[grumbling, growling]
420
00:19:54,276 --> 00:19:55,527
[snarling, clucking]
421
00:19:55,611 --> 00:19:57,196
Maybe they'll all fight each other?
422
00:20:00,032 --> 00:20:01,283
[squealing]
423
00:20:02,576 --> 00:20:03,410
Nope.
424
00:20:04,411 --> 00:20:06,413
[bangs]
425
00:20:06,496 --> 00:20:07,998
[yelping]
426
00:20:08,290 --> 00:20:10,167
I said, you ain't ready.
427
00:20:10,250 --> 00:20:12,794
Wait, am I talking to
your face or your butt?
428
00:20:12,878 --> 00:20:17,966
Oh! I'd shake my fist at ya if
I could find it in these folds.
429
00:20:19,259 --> 00:20:20,344
[Gran yells]
430
00:20:22,638 --> 00:20:23,889
[grunts]
431
00:20:27,851 --> 00:20:30,354
Hey, careful! Why, I oughta...
432
00:20:30,437 --> 00:20:31,855
[grunts]
433
00:20:31,939 --> 00:20:34,608
Oh, wait. Do that again. Make me mad.
434
00:20:34,691 --> 00:20:38,779
What? But I wouldn't know
how. I'm a peace-lovin' dude.
435
00:20:38,862 --> 00:20:39,988
[grunts]
436
00:20:40,072 --> 00:20:43,825
Yeah, like that! Talk more
about being a dumb tree-hugger!
437
00:20:43,909 --> 00:20:48,580
Hey, trees are our friends. They're
great listeners. No judgment.
438
00:20:48,664 --> 00:20:51,625
Plus, they provide homes
to all my bird buddies,
439
00:20:51,708 --> 00:20:55,379
who have beautiful feathers,
every color of the rainbow.
440
00:20:55,462 --> 00:20:56,296
Yeah, yeah!
441
00:20:56,380 --> 00:20:59,132
[laughs] Ya did it, ya glorious idiot!
442
00:20:59,216 --> 00:21:01,593
I'm back to normal! [laughs]
443
00:21:01,677 --> 00:21:03,762
Uh... missed a spot.
444
00:21:04,513 --> 00:21:06,598
Trust me, this is an improvement.
445
00:21:06,682 --> 00:21:08,642
[banging]
446
00:21:08,725 --> 00:21:11,561
One of us should really
sacrifice herself for the other.
447
00:21:12,729 --> 00:21:15,524
Ugh. Fine. Guess it's
up to me to save us,
448
00:21:15,607 --> 00:21:18,986
on account of you being worthless
and me having no other options.
449
00:21:23,782 --> 00:21:25,367
[honking]
450
00:21:25,450 --> 00:21:26,868
[screeching]
451
00:21:29,162 --> 00:21:32,207
- Are you trying to annoy them away?
- Sort of!
452
00:21:32,291 --> 00:21:33,125
[honking]
453
00:21:33,208 --> 00:21:35,684
This is a new form of... [honks] animal
454
00:21:35,708 --> 00:21:37,175
intimidation I've been developing.
455
00:21:37,254 --> 00:21:39,631
[honking] And it's
about to save your life.
456
00:21:39,715 --> 00:21:41,633
[honking]
457
00:21:41,717 --> 00:21:45,053
Don't just stand there
reevaluating me! Run!
458
00:21:45,470 --> 00:21:46,305
[grunts]
459
00:21:46,388 --> 00:21:48,098
[honking continues]
460
00:21:53,395 --> 00:21:56,064
- [gasps]
- [grunting]
461
00:21:58,025 --> 00:21:59,568
Snoot, no!
462
00:21:59,651 --> 00:22:00,569
[snarling]
463
00:22:06,616 --> 00:22:08,327
[chomps, growls]
464
00:22:15,459 --> 00:22:16,293
[animals screeching]
465
00:22:19,671 --> 00:22:20,964
Ugga!
466
00:22:22,257 --> 00:22:26,344
And Snoot. I'm so glad you two
stopped and talked things out before...
467
00:22:26,428 --> 00:22:28,388
[sniffing] Uh-oh! Never mind.
468
00:22:28,472 --> 00:22:30,599
Doomsday skunkquin was
definitely involved.
469
00:22:30,682 --> 00:22:33,018
Yeah, we didn't learn
our lesson in time,
470
00:22:33,101 --> 00:22:36,605
but I did learn Snoot is
actually not a terrible neighbor.
471
00:22:36,688 --> 00:22:39,066
Not good, just not terrible.
472
00:22:39,149 --> 00:22:41,068
And I learned nothing.
473
00:22:42,253 --> 00:22:46,542
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