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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,001 --> 00:00:03,936 [# James Bond Theme playing] 2 00:00:04,004 --> 00:00:06,165 Rory, what do you like about James Bond? 3 00:00:06,272 --> 00:00:09,605 I like that he has a license to kill. 4 00:00:09,676 --> 00:00:12,167 [horn honking] 5 00:00:12,245 --> 00:00:13,610 Yeah, me too. 6 00:00:16,616 --> 00:00:19,346 No, no, no, no, no, no. 7 00:00:20,954 --> 00:00:23,320 No, no, no, no, no, no. 8 00:00:24,000 --> 00:00:27,074 Subtitles downloaded from www.OpenSubtitles.org 9 00:00:30,430 --> 00:00:33,399 - What's this one called? - Kyle. 10 00:00:33,466 --> 00:00:37,334 - Hi, Paul Hennessy. Bridget's Dad. - What's up! Kyle. 11 00:00:37,404 --> 00:00:39,338 Kyle. Right. 12 00:00:39,406 --> 00:00:43,103 Just so you know, Kyle, if you ever pull into my driveway and honk, 13 00:00:43,176 --> 00:00:45,235 you'd better be delivering a package 14 00:00:45,311 --> 00:00:48,872 because you're sure as hell not picking anything up. 15 00:00:50,083 --> 00:00:52,051 - Uh, sorry, Mr. Hennessy. - Please. 16 00:00:52,152 --> 00:00:55,918 All the guys call me Paul, or Sensei Paul, because of my black belt. 17 00:00:55,989 --> 00:00:59,720 - Whatever you're comfortable with. - [phone ringing] 18 00:00:59,793 --> 00:01:01,920 [ringing continues] 19 00:01:04,197 --> 00:01:06,563 - Your pants are ringing. - Yeah. 20 00:01:07,934 --> 00:01:10,835 What up, my brotha from anotha motha? 21 00:01:10,904 --> 00:01:14,271 Oh, Lindsey, yeah, I... 22 00:01:14,340 --> 00:01:17,571 I can't talk right now. No, I'm at a friend's house. 23 00:01:17,644 --> 00:01:20,511 Yeah, just a friend. Yeah. Late. 24 00:01:20,580 --> 00:01:22,878 - Mr. Hennessy... - Please, Sensei. 25 00:01:24,417 --> 00:01:25,384 Lindsey, huh? 26 00:01:25,485 --> 00:01:28,716 You have other girlfriends, Kyle, and that's fine with me... 27 00:01:28,788 --> 00:01:31,052 - Sweet. ...if it's OK with my daughter. 28 00:01:31,124 --> 00:01:34,252 Otherwise, you will continue to date her and no one but her 29 00:01:34,327 --> 00:01:38,229 until she is finished with you. If you make her cry, I'll make you cry. 30 00:01:38,298 --> 00:01:40,789 [grunts forcefully] 31 00:01:43,636 --> 00:01:45,797 - Hey, Kyle! - Hey. 32 00:01:46,873 --> 00:01:49,433 Oh, my God, you talked to him. 33 00:01:50,910 --> 00:01:52,844 Little bit. 34 00:01:53,279 --> 00:01:57,579 You two have fun! Later, my brotha from anotha motha! 35 00:02:07,991 --> 00:02:10,221 - Keys, keys, keys... - Where are you going? 36 00:02:10,293 --> 00:02:13,262 You know this. I'm starting the morning shift in ICU. 37 00:02:13,330 --> 00:02:16,891 - I have to get down to the paper. - You're in charge of the kids today. 38 00:02:16,967 --> 00:02:20,403 Oh, right! That starts today. 39 00:02:20,470 --> 00:02:23,166 Actually, it started when they were born. 40 00:02:23,240 --> 00:02:25,333 I just never worked mornings before. 41 00:02:25,408 --> 00:02:28,434 You know, you could call them and tell them you're sick. 42 00:02:28,512 --> 00:02:30,571 Paul, you're doing this. Bye. 43 00:02:30,647 --> 00:02:33,138 This is a bad day for me. I've got a huge deadline. 44 00:02:33,216 --> 00:02:36,583 Ed needs 800 words on the boat show at Auburn Hills. 45 00:02:36,686 --> 00:02:41,521 OK, I'll tell the guy without a liver to hold on because there's a boat show. 46 00:02:42,025 --> 00:02:43,788 - I owe you. - [scoffs] 47 00:02:43,894 --> 00:02:45,657 Paul, if you love me, 48 00:02:45,729 --> 00:02:49,028 and if you ever want another shot at a nurse fantasy... 49 00:02:49,099 --> 00:02:50,657 - And I do. - And you do. 50 00:02:50,734 --> 00:02:53,430 ...then you will stick to our plan and share duties. 51 00:02:53,503 --> 00:02:55,869 - You're right. - [Kerry] Bridget! Give me that! 52 00:02:55,972 --> 00:03:00,102 - [Bridget] That's my mirror! - [Kerry] They're all your mirrors! 53 00:03:00,177 --> 00:03:03,340 OK. This is where sharing the duties begins. 54 00:03:04,548 --> 00:03:07,711 Girls, don't make your mother come up there! 55 00:03:10,987 --> 00:03:12,750 Good job. 56 00:03:13,957 --> 00:03:16,323 The boy. My boy. 57 00:03:16,393 --> 00:03:17,553 Hey, Dad. 58 00:03:17,627 --> 00:03:21,893 - Good morning, Care Bear. - Yeah? Prove it. 59 00:03:21,965 --> 00:03:26,061 Someone's not getting any Mickey Mouse pancakes today. 60 00:03:31,007 --> 00:03:34,670 Uh, Bridget... Why are you dressed like that? 61 00:03:34,744 --> 00:03:37,872 It must be Casual Sex Day at school. 62 00:03:40,483 --> 00:03:43,043 Hey! At least I get... 63 00:03:43,920 --> 00:03:46,150 ...look good. 64 00:03:46,223 --> 00:03:49,681 Cupcake, I think you missed the word "under" in "underwear." 65 00:03:49,759 --> 00:03:53,525 I can see your bra and that slingshot you're wearing under your pants. 66 00:03:53,630 --> 00:03:55,689 - It's a thong. - It's floss. 67 00:03:55,765 --> 00:03:58,290 I can't wear anything else. Panty lines. Hello. 68 00:03:58,368 --> 00:04:00,233 Panty lines, hello, are fine. 69 00:04:00,303 --> 00:04:03,670 - They were a big deal in my day. - We're the Thong Generation. 70 00:04:03,740 --> 00:04:06,709 Well, maybe that's why your generation is so angry. 71 00:04:06,776 --> 00:04:09,336 You're always walking around with a wedgie. 72 00:04:13,316 --> 00:04:16,877 Hey, Dad, did you know Bridget's got underpants with leopard spots? 73 00:04:16,987 --> 00:04:21,219 - What were you doing in my drawer? - Showing my friends. 74 00:04:22,292 --> 00:04:24,055 - Oh God! - No, no, no. 75 00:04:24,160 --> 00:04:26,025 Not the boy. Never hit the boy. 76 00:04:26,997 --> 00:04:28,521 Go upstairs, cover up! 77 00:04:31,668 --> 00:04:33,329 [sighs] 78 00:04:37,374 --> 00:04:40,309 - Kerry, sweetie? - What?! 79 00:04:40,377 --> 00:04:42,743 Problem in the coven? 80 00:04:44,114 --> 00:04:46,378 You're so immeasurably not funny. 81 00:04:46,449 --> 00:04:49,213 You seem like you're in some kind of mood this morning. 82 00:04:49,286 --> 00:04:51,754 - Is everything OK? - Stop yelling at me! 83 00:04:51,821 --> 00:04:52,981 I... Uh... 84 00:04:56,459 --> 00:04:58,290 I'm not yelling. Honey... 85 00:04:59,596 --> 00:05:01,325 ...are you having your? 86 00:05:02,866 --> 00:05:04,629 Are you on your? 87 00:05:06,870 --> 00:05:07,928 Is it your... 88 00:05:11,741 --> 00:05:13,106 ...birthday? 89 00:05:16,046 --> 00:05:19,607 No. It's not my... birthday. 90 00:05:20,317 --> 00:05:21,875 [screams] 91 00:05:21,985 --> 00:05:24,146 - What? - Sack lunches? 92 00:05:24,254 --> 00:05:26,518 Only losers bring their lunches to school. 93 00:05:26,589 --> 00:05:29,752 I brought a sack lunch every day all throughout college. 94 00:05:30,393 --> 00:05:31,519 - Loser. - Loser. 95 00:05:36,066 --> 00:05:37,966 - [Kerry] Stop here. - [tires screech] 96 00:05:38,034 --> 00:05:40,161 [groans] Do not drop us off up front. 97 00:05:40,236 --> 00:05:43,205 And after we walk away, do not shout something after us. 98 00:05:43,273 --> 00:05:44,297 - Or honk. - Or wave. 99 00:05:44,374 --> 00:05:47,935 Don't say "you're welcome," like you're making a brilliant point 100 00:05:48,044 --> 00:05:49,875 because we didn't say "thank you." 101 00:06:03,760 --> 00:06:05,387 Oh, Dad. 102 00:06:09,099 --> 00:06:13,365 Bridgie! Care Bear! You forgot your lunches! 103 00:06:13,436 --> 00:06:15,597 You're welcome! 104 00:06:21,111 --> 00:06:23,944 - Hey, Hennessy, think fast! - Damn it, Tommy! Come on! 105 00:06:24,013 --> 00:06:27,972 - I got a meeting with Ed in five. - Easy. Ooh. 106 00:06:28,051 --> 00:06:31,111 I'm sorry. I'm just a little crazed because of my kids. 107 00:06:31,187 --> 00:06:33,655 You should've seen the way my daughter dressed. 108 00:06:33,723 --> 00:06:36,886 - Which one, the hot one? - No. You can't call her that. 109 00:06:36,993 --> 00:06:39,086 - Right. Not in front of you. - Not ever. 110 00:06:39,162 --> 00:06:41,995 - Well... - No, come on, you know. 111 00:06:42,065 --> 00:06:44,625 - You've got teenagers. - But I've got the good kind. 112 00:06:44,734 --> 00:06:46,258 Boys. 113 00:06:46,336 --> 00:06:49,396 Boys are great. My little guy's something, though. 114 00:06:49,472 --> 00:06:52,202 He made the flag football team this year. Defensive End. 115 00:06:52,275 --> 00:06:55,608 Cute. Wanna hear something? Guess what I found in Kyle's room? 116 00:06:55,678 --> 00:06:57,942 - What? - Come on, guess. Condoms. 117 00:06:59,282 --> 00:07:03,412 - The big ones. - Hey! Father of girls here. 118 00:07:03,486 --> 00:07:06,387 - What? - You and I are no longer friends. 119 00:07:06,456 --> 00:07:08,481 When were we friends? Whoa... 120 00:07:08,558 --> 00:07:10,321 Watch out for that one. 121 00:07:10,794 --> 00:07:13,524 Come on, relax, he's 17. What were you like at his age? 122 00:07:13,596 --> 00:07:15,723 - Horrible. - Well... 123 00:07:15,799 --> 00:07:17,460 Horrible! 124 00:07:17,534 --> 00:07:20,298 - Wait a minute! Kyle? - He goes to your kids' school. 125 00:07:20,403 --> 00:07:22,667 Got kicked out of the old school. 126 00:07:22,739 --> 00:07:25,435 In fact, I think he's friends with the hot... 127 00:07:25,508 --> 00:07:26,770 - Bridget. - Hot Bridget. 128 00:07:26,843 --> 00:07:28,743 - Tommy... - [phone ringing] 129 00:07:28,812 --> 00:07:32,543 I don't want to talk about the girls right now. They're safe in school. 130 00:07:32,615 --> 00:07:35,311 Suspended? Kerry's suspended? 131 00:07:35,385 --> 00:07:36,545 She was ditching. 132 00:07:36,619 --> 00:07:39,247 This isn't like her. She's an honor student. 133 00:07:39,322 --> 00:07:44,089 I have to ask, has anything big happened in the home recently? 134 00:07:44,160 --> 00:07:49,894 Well, before I switched to columnist, I was named Sportswriter of the Month. 135 00:07:53,470 --> 00:07:58,237 - How would that affect Kerry? - It can't be easy living in my shadow. 136 00:07:59,876 --> 00:08:05,041 - She doesn't care about your shadow. - Come on, Sportswriter of the Month. 137 00:08:05,915 --> 00:08:08,782 I meant something that might be upsetting to the kids. 138 00:08:08,852 --> 00:08:10,513 - Cate went back to work. - What? 139 00:08:10,587 --> 00:08:13,818 - Which was a mutual decision. - I had to go back to work. 140 00:08:13,890 --> 00:08:17,826 Bridget is two years away from college, and unless she gets a scholarship... 141 00:08:17,894 --> 00:08:19,259 [laughing] 142 00:08:24,567 --> 00:08:26,660 I'm sorry. Go on. 143 00:08:26,736 --> 00:08:31,002 Both of us working and sharing duties seems like the only way to make it work. 144 00:08:31,074 --> 00:08:33,975 - Commendable. - I make lunches and drive the kids. 145 00:08:34,043 --> 00:08:36,671 - Once. You did it once. - I got them to school, didn't I? 146 00:08:36,746 --> 00:08:39,510 Next time make sure they walk all the way in the building. 147 00:08:39,582 --> 00:08:42,016 Hello! People. 148 00:08:42,085 --> 00:08:43,450 Look, Kerry's a good kid, 149 00:08:43,553 --> 00:08:46,647 but she's at that age where there's a lot of peer pressure. 150 00:08:46,723 --> 00:08:48,486 Drugs, sex, you name it. 151 00:08:48,591 --> 00:08:51,890 And as parents, you need to ask the hard questions. 152 00:08:54,597 --> 00:08:57,327 Kerry, your father and I are very disappointed... 153 00:08:57,400 --> 00:08:58,731 [beeping] 154 00:08:58,801 --> 00:09:00,496 Oh, my God, it's the hospital. 155 00:09:01,738 --> 00:09:03,205 I have to get back. 156 00:09:03,273 --> 00:09:06,504 But, Kerry, I will be home tonight and we will talk then, OK? 157 00:09:07,076 --> 00:09:09,044 - You got this? - Handled. 158 00:09:30,333 --> 00:09:32,426 I got your nose. 159 00:09:41,040 --> 00:09:42,530 [knocking] 160 00:09:42,608 --> 00:09:45,736 - Kerry? - Dad, can I go to the library? 161 00:09:45,812 --> 00:09:47,837 - Just a second. Kerry? - [horn honking] 162 00:09:47,914 --> 00:09:49,882 Uh, that's my ride. Bye. 163 00:09:49,982 --> 00:09:52,746 - Uh... I've decided you can go. - [door closes] 164 00:09:53,886 --> 00:09:55,012 - Honey? - What?! 165 00:09:55,088 --> 00:09:59,218 Now come on, I gave you enough... Just a second. 166 00:10:07,033 --> 00:10:09,194 What? I come in here to think sometimes. 167 00:10:09,302 --> 00:10:10,769 Get out! 168 00:10:15,741 --> 00:10:18,869 I let you have the entire afternoon to chill. 169 00:10:18,945 --> 00:10:20,071 Oh, God. 170 00:10:20,146 --> 00:10:24,105 You gotta tell me why you're ditching school. What's going on, Care Bear? 171 00:10:24,183 --> 00:10:26,208 Stop calling me that! 172 00:10:26,285 --> 00:10:29,584 God, one Halloween costume at five and it sticks for life. 173 00:10:30,323 --> 00:10:33,554 Do I call you Man With Ax In Head? 174 00:10:34,460 --> 00:10:37,554 Kerry, I am your father. 175 00:10:37,630 --> 00:10:41,657 You can tell me anything, anything. Anything? 176 00:10:41,734 --> 00:10:43,964 Stop looking at my pupils! I'm not on drugs! 177 00:10:44,036 --> 00:10:47,335 I'm not accusing you. Should I be? I mean, you know, I... 178 00:10:47,406 --> 00:10:50,773 There are certain signs. 179 00:10:50,843 --> 00:10:53,107 You lost interest in soccer like that. 180 00:10:53,179 --> 00:10:56,512 Yeah, in the third grade. The coach wouldn't let me play. 181 00:10:56,582 --> 00:10:59,312 You were too little. I was afraid to send you in. 182 00:11:00,419 --> 00:11:04,048 Well, something's going on with you, whether it's drugs or... 183 00:11:05,858 --> 00:11:07,086 Are you using this? 184 00:11:08,127 --> 00:11:10,652 My retainer? Yes. 185 00:11:13,599 --> 00:11:17,501 - No, I'm not using birth control. - Good. 186 00:11:17,570 --> 00:11:19,868 - So, you... - No, I don't need birth control. 187 00:11:19,939 --> 00:11:21,463 Better. 188 00:11:21,874 --> 00:11:23,341 [giggles] 189 00:11:23,409 --> 00:11:24,740 What? 190 00:11:24,810 --> 00:11:27,040 It's funny that you're worried about me, 191 00:11:27,113 --> 00:11:30,173 when Bridget says stuff like, "I'm going to the library." 192 00:11:41,394 --> 00:11:43,055 "Hey, babe"? 193 00:11:43,796 --> 00:11:45,457 "Hey, sexy"? 194 00:11:46,365 --> 00:11:47,923 "Dat U?" 195 00:11:50,536 --> 00:11:52,504 "Yes, it me. 196 00:11:52,605 --> 00:11:56,507 Who dis... dawg?" 197 00:11:58,945 --> 00:12:01,505 "Jesse"? "Chatrooms"? 198 00:12:02,481 --> 00:12:04,449 Oh, my God! 199 00:12:04,550 --> 00:12:06,415 [phone ringing] 200 00:12:06,485 --> 00:12:08,009 - Hello? - [Bridget] Hey, Dad. 201 00:12:08,087 --> 00:12:10,419 Can you get me at the mall? Lindsey's car died. 202 00:12:10,489 --> 00:12:13,925 Mall? What happened, and please try to be coherent. 203 00:12:13,993 --> 00:12:16,860 We were on our way to the library, but Lindsey's car died 204 00:12:16,929 --> 00:12:20,695 but Amanda and Brooke were getting a picture taken for Brooke's birthday, 205 00:12:20,800 --> 00:12:23,166 which I want for mine, they give you a makeover. 206 00:12:23,269 --> 00:12:25,999 Wendy did one with this cowboy hat, which was so cute. 207 00:12:26,072 --> 00:12:28,836 - When I say coherent... Who's Jesse? - Skittles. 208 00:12:28,941 --> 00:12:31,876 - Skittles? - I'm getting Skittles for the movies. 209 00:12:31,944 --> 00:12:34,174 - Who said you could go? - I can't help it. 210 00:12:34,247 --> 00:12:36,511 - I'm getting a nosebleed. - You never listen. 211 00:12:36,582 --> 00:12:39,551 - Who is Jesse? - Forget it. I'll ride with a stranger. 212 00:12:39,652 --> 00:12:42,120 No, don't you hang up on me. Don't hang... 213 00:12:42,188 --> 00:12:44,213 God. 214 00:12:44,290 --> 00:12:45,587 [grunts] 215 00:12:46,425 --> 00:12:47,687 - Where you going? - Out. 216 00:12:47,760 --> 00:12:49,523 - Mall? - Yeah. 217 00:12:57,703 --> 00:13:01,571 Hey, check this out, me checking you out. 218 00:13:01,641 --> 00:13:03,700 Checking me out, checking you out. 219 00:13:03,776 --> 00:13:05,801 Yeah, I'm checking you out. 220 00:13:07,280 --> 00:13:08,838 Kyle! 221 00:13:09,415 --> 00:13:12,646 Hey, security, you've got to stop that behavior over there. 222 00:13:13,185 --> 00:13:14,618 They're holding hands. 223 00:13:14,687 --> 00:13:17,178 Give me your pepper spray. Just for a minute. 224 00:13:17,256 --> 00:13:19,121 Don't tempt me. 225 00:13:21,794 --> 00:13:25,059 - Hey, Kyle. - I gotta go. 226 00:13:25,131 --> 00:13:28,464 Hey, check this out. Me checking you out, 227 00:13:28,534 --> 00:13:31,025 checking me out, checking you out. 228 00:13:54,493 --> 00:13:56,393 [clears throat] 229 00:13:57,129 --> 00:13:59,097 Oh. Hey! 230 00:14:00,132 --> 00:14:03,863 - What are you doing here? - Uh... Oh, I just, uh... 231 00:14:03,936 --> 00:14:07,303 I had to pick up a new screwdriver, the old one wouldn't... 232 00:14:13,346 --> 00:14:14,813 You need a ride home? 233 00:14:16,682 --> 00:14:18,047 Mm-hmm. 234 00:14:23,589 --> 00:14:25,921 - This is nice. - What? 235 00:14:25,991 --> 00:14:29,449 You usually don't let me put my arm around you. 236 00:14:29,528 --> 00:14:31,257 Oh, my God. 237 00:14:41,340 --> 00:14:45,367 So, you really never planned on going to the library, did you? 238 00:14:45,444 --> 00:14:48,777 Sure, she did, right after her Mensa meeting. 239 00:14:50,783 --> 00:14:53,547 Mensa is a club for geniuses. 240 00:14:53,652 --> 00:14:57,383 - I know what Mensa is. - Kerry, this is private. 241 00:14:57,456 --> 00:14:58,821 OK. 242 00:14:59,625 --> 00:15:04,358 - Geniuses are really smart people. - Kerry! Out! 243 00:15:07,400 --> 00:15:09,129 Bridgie, the truth, come on. 244 00:15:10,503 --> 00:15:13,563 All right, well I was trying to run into Kyle. 245 00:15:13,639 --> 00:15:17,507 I hoped he'd ask me to the homecoming dance, but that's not gonna happen. 246 00:15:17,576 --> 00:15:19,305 Oh, honey, I'm sorry. 247 00:15:19,378 --> 00:15:21,676 She's already going with Dustin. 248 00:15:21,747 --> 00:15:24,181 - Oh, my God! - Bridget! 249 00:15:24,817 --> 00:15:28,082 - You already have a date? - Yeah, but I could do a lot better. 250 00:15:28,154 --> 00:15:29,883 I mean, come on. 251 00:15:31,924 --> 00:15:34,950 I'm past deadline, sitting here feeling sorry for you 252 00:15:35,027 --> 00:15:38,190 when you're at the mall scamming for somebody better? 253 00:15:38,264 --> 00:15:40,732 - Did he say "scamming"? - He also says "chill." 254 00:15:40,800 --> 00:15:42,097 Eww. 255 00:15:42,168 --> 00:15:43,726 - Look at his pants. - I know. 256 00:15:43,836 --> 00:15:46,066 All right! Kerry, out! 257 00:15:46,138 --> 00:15:49,266 - Bridget, you are grounded for a month. - What? No, no, no. 258 00:15:49,341 --> 00:15:52,504 - One week and I clean my room? - No negotiating. Three weeks! 259 00:15:52,578 --> 00:15:55,479 - One week, clean my room, no allowance. - Two weeks. 260 00:15:55,548 --> 00:15:59,109 - Well, let that be a lesson to her. - All right, now you... 261 00:16:01,187 --> 00:16:04,953 I am sick of your smartass attitude. You're not going to homecoming either. 262 00:16:05,057 --> 00:16:07,491 - I wasn't going anyway. - How come? 263 00:16:07,560 --> 00:16:09,790 'Cause it's stupid. 264 00:16:10,529 --> 00:16:14,158 'Cause it's for idiots. 'Cause, God... 265 00:16:17,002 --> 00:16:19,937 - 'Cause no one asked her. - Uh, yeah. 266 00:16:24,944 --> 00:16:26,275 [knocking] 267 00:16:26,846 --> 00:16:28,313 - Kerry? - Go away! 268 00:16:28,380 --> 00:16:30,814 Look, Kerry, come on, please talk to me. 269 00:16:30,883 --> 00:16:34,182 - You got to let me in sometimes. - Leave. 270 00:16:37,556 --> 00:16:39,490 No, stay. 271 00:16:42,194 --> 00:16:43,684 Dad... 272 00:16:45,331 --> 00:16:48,425 ...do you think I'm pretty? 273 00:16:48,501 --> 00:16:51,766 Well, of course I think you're pretty. 274 00:16:51,837 --> 00:16:55,967 What about that guy who hugged you? I bet he thinks you're pretty. 275 00:16:56,041 --> 00:16:57,338 Him? 276 00:16:58,844 --> 00:17:03,406 I'm his friend. I'm everybody's friend. 277 00:17:04,517 --> 00:17:07,486 [sniffles] No one looks at me. 278 00:17:08,521 --> 00:17:11,854 Well, you know, 279 00:17:11,924 --> 00:17:15,087 maybe if you didn't dress so baggy. 280 00:17:15,160 --> 00:17:17,822 I mean, you know, 281 00:17:17,897 --> 00:17:21,560 you're starting to get a really nice... oh, boy... figure, and... 282 00:17:22,635 --> 00:17:25,900 ...starting to develop things, so... 283 00:17:28,474 --> 00:17:30,101 Why hide it, I guess. 284 00:17:30,175 --> 00:17:32,473 - Do you want some money? - Dad! 285 00:17:35,681 --> 00:17:38,741 I remember when you were born, you had these huge eyes. 286 00:17:38,817 --> 00:17:41,752 These enormous, expressive eyes. 287 00:17:41,820 --> 00:17:43,788 Big, like on monkeys. 288 00:17:43,889 --> 00:17:47,325 No wait, wait. First, see where I'm going with this. 289 00:17:47,393 --> 00:17:51,659 I got to watch this little girl 290 00:17:51,730 --> 00:17:54,995 catch up to these beautiful eyes 291 00:17:55,067 --> 00:17:59,367 and grow into this lovely young lady 292 00:17:59,438 --> 00:18:04,000 who looks particularly pretty right now because, heaven forbid, she's smiling! 293 00:18:04,109 --> 00:18:07,374 A smile that can stop my heart. Look at that, look at that. 294 00:18:07,446 --> 00:18:08,606 Stop it. 295 00:18:08,681 --> 00:18:11,946 So, in sum, yeah, 296 00:18:12,017 --> 00:18:13,951 I think you're very pretty. 297 00:18:19,725 --> 00:18:22,285 What do you know? You're, like, 100. 298 00:18:40,012 --> 00:18:42,276 - Dad? - What? 299 00:18:43,682 --> 00:18:45,775 Do you think I'm pretty? 300 00:18:46,385 --> 00:18:47,443 Get out! 301 00:18:54,059 --> 00:18:55,492 Hey, sweetie. 302 00:18:56,829 --> 00:18:58,160 Paul? 303 00:18:59,231 --> 00:19:02,997 - What's wrong? - This is a bad place. 304 00:19:04,470 --> 00:19:06,938 - I'm mad at you. Something you said. - What? 305 00:19:07,006 --> 00:19:09,099 "Let's start a family." 306 00:19:09,174 --> 00:19:11,301 It was a bunch of years ago. 307 00:19:11,377 --> 00:19:13,937 You wanted to keep going till we had a boy. 308 00:19:14,013 --> 00:19:16,641 And the boy is fine. It's the girls. 309 00:19:16,715 --> 00:19:20,879 The girls, they don't seem to like me very much. 310 00:19:20,953 --> 00:19:23,217 Where did you go wrong, Cate? 311 00:19:24,289 --> 00:19:26,849 - So you had a rough day? - Yes, I did. 312 00:19:26,925 --> 00:19:30,691 So are you saying that I had the tougher job all these years? 313 00:19:30,763 --> 00:19:32,924 No. You had them when they were cute. 314 00:19:32,998 --> 00:19:34,556 They've changed. 315 00:19:36,368 --> 00:19:39,735 Now, look, you're just having problems adjusting to the fact 316 00:19:39,838 --> 00:19:41,965 that your daughters are becoming women. 317 00:19:42,041 --> 00:19:44,942 That is ridiculous. They are not becoming women. 318 00:19:45,010 --> 00:19:49,174 Hey, you still have Rory, the boy. 319 00:19:49,248 --> 00:19:54,276 He's gonna get older and you guys can hang out at Hooters and drink beers 320 00:19:54,353 --> 00:19:56,218 and come on to waitresses. 321 00:19:57,289 --> 00:19:59,849 - That's true. - There you go. 322 00:20:01,827 --> 00:20:04,455 But I want the girls to love me too. 323 00:20:05,130 --> 00:20:07,598 I know. 324 00:20:07,666 --> 00:20:12,330 Hey, Paul, whatever's going on in their lives, 325 00:20:12,404 --> 00:20:16,306 you just have to trust that they love you too. 326 00:20:17,042 --> 00:20:20,534 - Yeah, I guess. - Mom? Dad? 327 00:20:20,612 --> 00:20:23,979 I'm really sorry for ditching school. I won't do it again. 328 00:20:24,049 --> 00:20:25,573 - Good. - Glad to hear it. 329 00:20:25,651 --> 00:20:26,675 I'll walk you up. 330 00:20:33,592 --> 00:20:34,752 Good night. 331 00:20:36,595 --> 00:20:38,688 You must have done something right. 332 00:20:45,404 --> 00:20:46,735 Whoa. 333 00:20:47,539 --> 00:20:50,872 - To what do I owe this honor? - Daddy? 334 00:20:50,943 --> 00:20:53,173 Oh, God, what do you want? 335 00:20:54,213 --> 00:20:58,479 How about I'm only grounded for a week? Six days. I didn't go anywhere good. 336 00:20:58,550 --> 00:21:01,485 - Cate! - I'm going with the boy you want, 337 00:21:01,553 --> 00:21:03,521 - which is like being grounded. - Cate! 338 00:21:03,622 --> 00:21:04,782 You know, Lindsey... 339 00:21:11,393 --> 00:21:12,485 Hi, Dad. 340 00:21:13,395 --> 00:21:15,124 Hey, where's your shroud? 341 00:21:15,197 --> 00:21:18,325 - A friend's coming over. - A boy? 342 00:21:18,400 --> 00:21:20,300 Yeah. Is it OK? 343 00:21:20,368 --> 00:21:22,427 To see you light up like this? Sure. 344 00:21:22,504 --> 00:21:25,996 - [doorbell rings] - He's here! I'm not ready. 345 00:21:29,211 --> 00:21:30,769 Hi, I'm Jesse. 346 00:21:30,879 --> 00:21:33,609 - Chatroom Jesse? - Yeah. 347 00:21:33,682 --> 00:21:34,979 Hey, is Kerry here? 348 00:21:35,684 --> 00:21:37,208 Mmm... No! 349 00:21:38,000 --> 00:21:41,086 Best watched using Open Subtitles MKV Player 350 00:21:41,136 --> 00:21:45,686 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 26686

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