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Miss Lemon, you have several messages.
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Let's see... The company running that
bike tour in South Carolina says "no singles".
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Your credit card company called,
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they want to make sure you're
the one buying cream soda in bulk.
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I sure am.
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And your landlord called and said
it's not the toilet, it's you.
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That's his opinion.
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Oh, and Jean from your high school
reunion committee called.
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They want to know if
you're coming this weekend.
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No. No way.
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Oh, you have to go!
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My high school union was so much fun!
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Hey, there, Michael!
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Oh, my God,
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Phil Barror!
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Hello, Taniqua.
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You gotta go to your reunion.
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You can get back at everyone who ever
messed with you.
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You said I'd never amount to
anything! Look at me now!
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Look at this necklace!
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Sir, this is a school for deaf girls.
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And I definitely would've
gone to my reunion
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but the boat I was educated on sank.
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Well, I wouldn't have fun, so I'm not going.
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Kathy! Look up here, Kathy!
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We shouldn't have to go through this, sir.
You're doing the job of C.E.O.,
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it should be you on the
cover of the Quarterly Report.
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It will be. If Kathy's
father ever comes out of his coma.
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Until then, the board put her in
charge and we need to respect that.
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What if something
happened to her? Something bad.
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Then we'd have a secret that bound us together!
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What is she doing?
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I don't know.
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Either a weather
event's approaching or...
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Get me Jack Donaghy.
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How come there's no
Puerto Ricans on Star Trek?
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They got every race and life-form in the galaxy,
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except for Puerto Ricans!
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What's up with that?!
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What is this, the local?
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He woke up.
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Geiss woke up!
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What?
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What's that flavor?
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It's Dove age-fighting acne cream.
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Geiss is awake!
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You're gonna be C.E.O.!
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Yes. I was the first person he called.
Well, his French-Canadian mistress, then me.
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I'm meeting him in one
hour on the Edison Terrace.
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I did it, Lemon. I got the brass ring.
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And I couldn't have done it without...
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my lucky coin.
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I'm happy for you.
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You're having your reunion this weekend?
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I wish I had a Princeton reunion right now.
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Wipe that smug smile off Michelle Obama's face.
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Am I the only person around
here that doesn't like reunions?
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Don't tell me you're not going to go.
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This may come as a surprise to you Jack,
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but I was kind of a lonel nerd in high school.
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If I remember correctly,
you were also a good deal more...
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Uh-huh. It was hell for me.
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I just wanted to be left alone,
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but I guess every high school
has people like Kelsey Winthrop.
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Hey Liz, how's the telescope?
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The only people going to this thing
are people like her and her stupid friends.
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The cool, pretty crowd.
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Well, that's you now, Lemon.
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You run a hit TV show,
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you have very impressive friends,
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you've found a hairstyle that works
for you so long as it's not too humid.
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And you're telling me that
you don't have the confidence
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to face a bunch of whittling, jugblowing
IHOP monkeys?
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Jack, It's a suburb of Philadelphia
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Lemon, you will go and
show that Kelsey Winthrop
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that the ugly duckling has
turned into a vaguely ethnic swan.
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No. I'm not going.
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I'll never get
a rental car now anyway.
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Well, then take the G.E. jet.
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The C.E.O. insists.
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There's popcorn on the plane.
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I want to go to there.
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Mr. Geiss, It is very good
to see you up and about, sir.
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Yes!
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Jackie-boy!
I think you know why you're here.
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Congratulations.
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You are the first to know officially
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that I'm staying on as C.E.O.
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I'm sorry, what did you say?
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A beam of energy came and
spoke to me during my coma.
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Oh, no, no, no.
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I don't know what it was.
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It could have been an alien.
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Maybe it was God.
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Maybe it was an unborn Aztec king.
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But it told me my work here
is not yet done.
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Oh, it's done. I think it's done!
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You're still my choice to take over when I die.
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If that ever even happens.
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Tray, why are you in your angry chair?
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Because Kenneth got a bigger
laugh in the elevator than me today.
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And where were you two?
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Your job is to protect me from embarrassment!
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Grizz had to go to the optometrist.
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Making up words won't save you!
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Okay, we're gettin in the elevator with Kenneth
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and you're going to laugh at my jokes!
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Hey, Hey. I'm so glad I found you.
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There's been a change of plans
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Geiss is staying on as C.E.O.
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What?
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A beam of energy told him to.
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That's fun, right?
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And instead of running everything
I'm going back to my old job so...
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the Standards Department
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is telling me you can only say "cat anus"
twice during the show.
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But I'm gonna fight for you!
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You can say it three times!
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Cat anus, cat anus, cat anus!
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Are you okay?
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I have to be.
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What are my other options?
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Cry? Wallow?
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If I do that, Geiss and the beam win.
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If I control my feelings, I win!
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Jeez, Jack, tough year.
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First William F. Buckley dies, now this.
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Next stop impotence, right?
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So since we don't have the jet I guess...
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No, no! you're still going to your reunion.
Nothing changes.
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I've rented a jet and I'll drop you
off on my way to Miami.
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Why are you going to Miami?
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Why does anyone go to Miami?
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Ass and the burgeoning art scene.
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I gotta blow off some steam.
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Come on, let's go have some fun.
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I'm sorry you're stuck in White Haven.
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Boy, it was something landing in
this storm, huh?
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Listen, about some of this stuff that I said...
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One time I laughed at a
blind guy eating spaghetti!
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Sometimes I pee in the
shower if I'm really tired!
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I saw my grandparents making love once
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and I didn't leave right away!
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He didn't give it to me.
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All that work, all that sacrifice.
Why did I bother?
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I know. But remember,
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don't let'em win! "Cat anus"?
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I don't know who I am.
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Jack!
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I don't know where I am.
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I know it's not Miami,
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but you can blow off steam here.
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We have a lovely N.C. Wyeth museum...
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Actually, some meth addicts burned
that place down last August.
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Oh. well there are excellent
restaurants down on Cabot Street...
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Um, the Vietnamese immigrants
took over all of those places.
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I wouldn't recommend going
to Little Hanoi after dark
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unless you're wearing a khan dong.
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Why don't you Just direct me to the bar?
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Sorry, sir, no bars here.
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We've been a dry county since 1880.
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It's the one tradition that remains!
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But do you like Methodist
churches full of Vietnamese?
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Give me the key.
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Hey, elevator, what's this?
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It's a ghetto mating call!
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Wow, I didn't get the memo!
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Jeesh, buy a guy a drink first!
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This place is bigger than my apartment!
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A Manhattan, please.
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Sure, what kind of bourbon?
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A white wine spritzer, please.
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Kelsey Winthrop
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I think Danvers has a bar.
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To get there go straight
down Ngo Dinh Diem Boulevard
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until you see a sign
that says "Detour".
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Ignore that, it's a trap.
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And then you want to get on Route Nine
going West about 30 miles.
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Does the reunion have a bar?
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Kelsey?
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It's Liz Lemon.
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Oh, my God.
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Yeah.
Surprising.
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But, cocoon, and then...
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Flap, flap, flap. Butterfly.
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Wow! I did not think you'd come.
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Well, I almost didn't.
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I was in Manhattan, working in the fast lane.
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You made life a living hell for everyone here.
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You would have to come to the reunion
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and make us go through it all again!
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What?
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I tried to befriend you
just so you'd leave me alone!
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Hey, Liz, how's the telescope?
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I don't know, Kelsey.
How's your mother's pill addiction?
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What are you talking about?
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I was a nerd!
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You were a bully!
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We were all afraid of you!
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We called you the White Haven witch!
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Lemon!
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Erin, no! Don't sink to her level!
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This is a beauty mark!
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But you thought it was funny
to say that God pooped on me.
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I didn't think anyone was listening to me.
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I was a nobody!
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You were the homecoming queen!
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I have had years of therapy...
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Oh no, Kels, your facial tic.
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You brought it back! Are you happy?!
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And I've still got the mulch business.
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It's hard work but I'm outside all day
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and I don't answer to anyone.
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Excuse me, can I ask you a question?
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Sure.
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Are you happy?
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Well, I got a boat, good friends, a trampoline.
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You tell me.
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That's the life, right?
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What are you doing here?
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I'm getting drunk.
Lemon, would you buy my mulch?
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I don't know, Jack.
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I just found out that I was a jerk in high school.
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Turns out I'm not the lovable nerd,
I was the bully you hate.
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This is mostly spit!
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Hello, Elizabeth. It's Rob Sussman.
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Still think I'm "gayer than the
volleyball scene in Top Gun"?
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What? No, we were friends!
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I only said that stuff to try to make it
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okay for you to come out.
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Come out of what?
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I'd like you to meet my wife
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with whom I've raised
three beautiful dogs.
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Oh, boy.
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I cannot deal right now.
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I am so mad all I can do is dance!
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Even Rob Sussman hated me?!
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He was the first gay guy I ever kissed!
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What's wrong with these people?
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Nothing, they're good Americans.
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Hey, Lemon. Check this out. I just made it up.
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The Three B's...
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Beer, boats and buds.
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Doesn't that sound great?
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Are you having a stroke?
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No, no. All my life I thought I
made good choices. But am I happy?
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These people are happy.
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I envy them.
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I wish I was one of them.
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Larry?
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Larry Braverman?
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Yes.
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I am Larry Braverman.
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Larry Braverman.
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No one has seen you since graduation.
257
00:11:47,106 --> 00:11:49,942
You're still like the coolest guy ever!
258
00:11:49,942 --> 00:11:51,239
You still have your old Camaro?
259
00:11:51,410 --> 00:11:52,411
No, no.
260
00:11:52,411 --> 00:11:53,571
It finally broke down.
261
00:11:54,380 --> 00:11:56,439
Yeah, from having too much sex in it.
262
00:11:56,515 --> 00:11:57,607
You rock!
263
00:11:59,618 --> 00:12:02,888
Hey, let's go out in the
parking lot and do donuts.
264
00:12:02,888 --> 00:12:03,980
Just like the old days!
265
00:12:08,094 --> 00:12:09,328
Let's do some donuts.
266
00:12:09,328 --> 00:12:10,362
How is this working?
267
00:12:10,362 --> 00:12:12,398
You were 12 years
older than everybody here.
268
00:12:12,398 --> 00:12:15,468
Lemon, rich 50 is
middle class 38, okay?
269
00:12:15,468 --> 00:12:16,602
Jack.
270
00:12:16,602 --> 00:12:17,803
No. I don't want to be Jack Donaghy anymore.
271
00:12:17,803 --> 00:12:20,573
I'm Larry now. That's one thing
that Don Geiss can't take away from me.
272
00:12:20,573 --> 00:12:21,841
Now, are you gonna be leaving soon?
273
00:12:21,841 --> 00:12:23,876
Cause you're kind of harshing
everyone's buzz around here.
274
00:12:23,876 --> 00:12:25,177
No. I'm not gonna leave.
275
00:12:25,177 --> 00:12:28,013
Sure, I said some dumb things
in high school, but I've changed.
276
00:12:28,013 --> 00:12:29,849
I'm gonna turn this thing around, Jack.
277
00:12:29,849 --> 00:12:32,841
Show everybody the good,
kind person I've become!
278
00:12:32,952 --> 00:12:34,286
Go home, Lemon!
279
00:12:34,286 --> 00:12:35,753
No way, new friend!
280
00:12:38,991 --> 00:12:41,494
Jenna, we're the most
important people here, right?
281
00:12:41,494 --> 00:12:43,596
Of course, Tracy. We're actors.
282
00:12:43,596 --> 00:12:45,359
If we didn't exist, how
would people know who to vote for?
283
00:12:45,598 --> 00:12:48,601
And people around here shouldn't take
attention away from us, should they?
284
00:12:48,601 --> 00:12:51,437
No, never! Attention is what gives us power.
285
00:12:51,437 --> 00:12:53,564
If someone threatens that,
you need to put a stop to it.
286
00:12:53,873 --> 00:12:57,009
Who are you worried about?
Is it Allison from Wardrobe's baby?
287
00:12:57,009 --> 00:12:58,811
What is up with that thing?
288
00:12:58,811 --> 00:13:01,041
So she can put her feet in her mouth. So can I.
289
00:13:01,814 --> 00:13:04,083
It's not the baby. It's Kenneth.
290
00:13:04,083 --> 00:13:07,253
Kenneth? Are you crazy?
291
00:13:07,253 --> 00:13:09,255
Come on, he knows his place.
292
00:13:09,255 --> 00:13:10,688
And he worships us.
293
00:13:11,390 --> 00:13:12,414
Yeah, he does...
294
00:13:12,625 --> 00:13:15,253
Come on, you know we're
the big dogs around here.
295
00:13:15,561 --> 00:13:17,654
Hey, let's go throw a
tantrum about the air conditioning.
296
00:13:19,665 --> 00:13:21,292
That sounds really nice.
297
00:13:27,406 --> 00:13:28,373
Larry?
298
00:13:29,074 --> 00:13:31,804
Larry? It's me, Jessica.
299
00:13:32,111 --> 00:13:33,840
I can't believe you're here.
300
00:13:34,980 --> 00:13:36,215
You never answered my letters.
301
00:13:36,215 --> 00:13:38,149
I didn't know what to say.
302
00:13:38,884 --> 00:13:42,922
Because of... you know. The things.
303
00:13:42,922 --> 00:13:44,617
I hate the way we ended, Larry.
304
00:13:44,857 --> 00:13:47,087
I'm so, so sorry for what happened.
305
00:13:47,459 --> 00:13:48,861
I forgive you.
306
00:13:48,861 --> 00:13:50,556
Jessica.
307
00:13:51,363 --> 00:13:53,465
Really? Even for...
308
00:13:53,465 --> 00:13:55,433
Especially for that.
309
00:13:56,936 --> 00:13:59,029
Say what you said to me that night at the lake.
310
00:14:02,741 --> 00:14:03,765
No.
311
00:14:12,117 --> 00:14:17,056
Guys, I just want to say I am so,
so sorry if I ever --
312
00:14:17,056 --> 00:14:18,257
Really, Liz?!
313
00:14:18,257 --> 00:14:20,350
Twenty years too late and way too little.
314
00:14:21,327 --> 00:14:24,430
Why don't you please leave us alone.
We're trying to have fun tonight.
315
00:14:24,430 --> 00:14:26,599
That's my point. I've changed.
316
00:14:26,599 --> 00:14:27,861
New Liz is fun!
317
00:14:28,400 --> 00:14:30,766
I don't ruin parties, I get them going!
318
00:14:31,136 --> 00:14:32,296
Look! Let's all do The Diane!
319
00:14:39,612 --> 00:14:41,136
What is wrong with you?
320
00:14:42,181 --> 00:14:43,148
Diane?
321
00:14:49,588 --> 00:14:50,555
Hi.
322
00:14:52,191 --> 00:14:53,556
Could you hit four, please?
323
00:14:55,728 --> 00:14:57,320
Next stop, Kansas City!
324
00:15:01,300 --> 00:15:05,498
You are so funny.
They should put you on the show!
325
00:15:08,841 --> 00:15:14,580
# Did you ever know that you're my hero,?
326
00:15:14,580 --> 00:15:19,677
# and everything I would like to be?
327
00:15:19,752 --> 00:15:21,086
Singing in the elevator!
328
00:15:21,086 --> 00:15:23,213
It's like a road-trip to the sky!
329
00:15:23,389 --> 00:15:25,257
# 99 bottles of beer on the wall?
330
00:15:25,257 --> 00:15:26,825
# 99 bottles of beer?
331
00:15:26,825 --> 00:15:28,827
# You take one down and pass it around?
332
00:15:28,827 --> 00:15:30,462
# 98 bottles of beer?
333
00:15:32,598 --> 00:15:34,166
Kenneth is a monster!
334
00:15:34,166 --> 00:15:35,861
We have to stop him!
335
00:15:39,838 --> 00:15:42,641
I want you all to know how happy I am right now.
336
00:15:42,641 --> 00:15:46,245
Being here with you people has
helped me more than you can know.
337
00:15:46,245 --> 00:15:47,212
To us!
338
00:15:47,980 --> 00:15:50,949
Look at us! Just like we're back in high school!
339
00:15:51,951 --> 00:15:53,816
You know what was always my favorite thing?
340
00:15:53,986 --> 00:15:55,385
Seven Minutes in Heaven.
341
00:15:56,655 --> 00:15:58,418
You always got the bottle to land on me.
342
00:15:58,791 --> 00:15:59,992
Think you still got the touch?
343
00:15:59,992 --> 00:16:01,084
Oh, yeah.
344
00:16:07,800 --> 00:16:09,028
What are we all doing?
345
00:16:09,601 --> 00:16:10,932
Boo!
346
00:16:14,907 --> 00:16:17,637
Just to be clear, we're not making out.
That would be social suicide.
347
00:16:17,710 --> 00:16:19,678
Ugh. Like I even want to be here.
348
00:16:19,678 --> 00:16:21,180
In this closet, at this reunion.
349
00:16:21,180 --> 00:16:22,348
It's a nightmare!
350
00:16:22,348 --> 00:16:23,816
A nightmare for whom, Lemon?
351
00:16:23,816 --> 00:16:26,652
If these jagweeds don't want
to get to know the nice, new me
352
00:16:26,652 --> 00:16:29,177
then screw them and their
rapidly yellowing teeth.
353
00:16:29,288 --> 00:16:31,323
Wow, Lemon, you really
haven't changed have you?
354
00:16:31,323 --> 00:16:32,324
Excuse me?
355
00:16:32,324 --> 00:16:35,194
What happened when I told you Geiss
had screwed me over for the C.E.O. job?
356
00:16:35,194 --> 00:16:38,263
Did you offer your help as a friend or did
you make some joke about my being impotent?
357
00:16:38,263 --> 00:16:40,933
Jeez, that was like eight hours ago! I was just,
358
00:16:40,933 --> 00:16:42,401
I don't know, cutting the tension.
359
00:16:42,401 --> 00:16:46,531
Or, as always, were you hiding behind your
sense of humor instead of engaging in a real way?
360
00:16:46,839 --> 00:16:49,708
Really? I'm the one who's hiding?
Larry Braverman?
361
00:16:49,708 --> 00:16:50,675
There it is, right there.
362
00:16:50,943 --> 00:16:52,311
When you feel threatened, you attack.
363
00:16:52,311 --> 00:16:54,142
That's why you're almost 40 and still alone!
364
00:16:54,213 --> 00:16:55,647
At least I'm not 50, alone,
365
00:16:55,647 --> 00:16:59,174
and sitting on 2,000 business
cards for a job I'm never going to get!
366
00:16:59,385 --> 00:17:00,853
What did you say?
367
00:17:00,853 --> 00:17:03,122
Your bags were delivered to my room by accident.
368
00:17:03,122 --> 00:17:04,282
Look what I found.
369
00:17:04,623 --> 00:17:06,258
You went to a printer, didn't you?
370
00:17:06,258 --> 00:17:07,926
You picked out a font.
371
00:17:07,926 --> 00:17:09,826
You paid extra for a rush order.
372
00:17:10,229 --> 00:17:12,094
It was your happy, little secret.
373
00:17:14,099 --> 00:17:15,566
Whoa, whoa, whoa! What are you doing?
374
00:17:16,869 --> 00:17:18,530
Why is she so mean?
375
00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:22,074
What did you do to Braverman?!
376
00:17:22,074 --> 00:17:23,108
She's awful!
377
00:17:23,108 --> 00:17:24,200
She's the gay one!
378
00:17:26,578 --> 00:17:28,080
Here's your lunch order, Mr. Parcell.
379
00:17:28,080 --> 00:17:29,381
Just the way you like it.
380
00:17:29,381 --> 00:17:31,747
Ham Sandwich with the works. Hold the bread.
381
00:17:31,950 --> 00:17:33,185
But that's my job...
382
00:17:33,185 --> 00:17:36,989
This studio hosted The Kraft
Television Theatre in the 1 950s,
383
00:17:36,989 --> 00:17:41,892
where young writers like Paddy Chayefsky
and Rod Serling first rose to prominence.
384
00:17:42,027 --> 00:17:44,029
Mr. Jordan, why are you giving a tour?
385
00:17:44,029 --> 00:17:46,598
It doesn't feel good when
someone does your job, does it?
386
00:17:46,598 --> 00:17:47,733
I don't understand...
387
00:17:47,733 --> 00:17:51,036
I don't like it when you make
jokes in the elevator. That's my job!
388
00:17:51,036 --> 00:17:53,027
Oh, Lord, I didn't know!
389
00:17:53,439 --> 00:17:56,575
I would never do anything to hurt you!
You're my best friend!
390
00:17:56,575 --> 00:17:59,544
We're not really best
friends we are just good friends!
391
00:18:00,079 --> 00:18:01,747
I just want you to stop.
392
00:18:01,747 --> 00:18:03,908
I will! I will!
393
00:18:05,851 --> 00:18:07,052
I'm so sorry, Miss Maroney.
394
00:18:07,052 --> 00:18:08,420
No, keep crying.
395
00:18:08,420 --> 00:18:11,116
I want you to feel this so you
never make this mistake again.
396
00:18:15,194 --> 00:18:19,528
And for traveling the
farthest distance, David Messinger!
397
00:18:21,700 --> 00:18:25,136
Hey Larry, we've got a plan to get
back at Liz and want to know if you're in.
398
00:18:25,437 --> 00:18:26,805
We're gonna "Carrie" her.
399
00:18:26,805 --> 00:18:27,840
Like the movie.
400
00:18:27,840 --> 00:18:29,569
It will be delicious!
401
00:18:30,309 --> 00:18:34,313
And now... for Best School Spirit, it's Liz Lemon!
402
00:18:34,313 --> 00:18:35,644
Come up on stage, Liz!
403
00:18:36,815 --> 00:18:39,051
No, thanks. I don't want it.
404
00:18:39,051 --> 00:18:42,316
It comes with a $50 gift
certificate to Outback Steak House.
405
00:18:42,421 --> 00:18:43,683
I want to go to there.
406
00:19:04,576 --> 00:19:05,975
Wait!
407
00:19:07,513 --> 00:19:12,918
Wait, wait! We cannot do this.
We cannot "Carrie" Liz Lemon.
408
00:19:12,918 --> 00:19:14,720
Aw, not okay, guys!
409
00:19:14,720 --> 00:19:18,056
We all know that Liz Lemon has her faults.
But no one's perfect.
410
00:19:18,056 --> 00:19:20,786
I mean, I'm certainly not perfect.
411
00:19:21,193 --> 00:19:23,328
Don't say that, Larry!
You're more than perfect!
412
00:19:23,328 --> 00:19:26,565
No, it's true. I've made mistakes.
413
00:19:26,565 --> 00:19:29,398
Sacrificed happiness for a job I
don't think I'm ever going to get.
414
00:19:29,935 --> 00:19:33,336
We all have our ways of coping.
I use sex and awesomeness.
415
00:19:36,141 --> 00:19:37,843
Lemon here hides behind her insults.
416
00:19:37,843 --> 00:19:39,778
But that's not who she is.
417
00:19:39,778 --> 00:19:40,745
She's a good person
418
00:19:41,813 --> 00:19:43,940
whom I'm honored to call my friend.
419
00:19:51,256 --> 00:19:52,382
Thank you, Larry.
420
00:19:52,925 --> 00:19:56,520
And I'm sorry I lashed out at you.
You will need those cards someday.
421
00:19:57,596 --> 00:19:59,621
Larry, we're also happy to
have you back in our lives.
422
00:20:00,566 --> 00:20:01,726
But me especially.
423
00:20:01,967 --> 00:20:03,628
Because there's someone I want you to meet.
424
00:20:04,336 --> 00:20:05,428
Larry...
425
00:20:07,439 --> 00:20:08,497
this is your son.
426
00:20:08,740 --> 00:20:09,908
I am not Larry Braverman.
427
00:20:09,908 --> 00:20:11,577
I repeat, I am not Larry Braverman.
428
00:20:11,577 --> 00:20:14,646
I am Liz Lemon's platonic friend Jack Donaghy.
429
00:20:14,646 --> 00:20:15,781
Lemon, come on, let's go.
430
00:20:18,984 --> 00:20:20,953
Once and for all, I want to say I'm sorry.
431
00:20:24,556 --> 00:20:27,392
You know what? Suck it,
you whittling IHOP monkeys!
432
00:20:27,392 --> 00:20:28,393
Lemon, the jet is waiting!
433
00:20:28,393 --> 00:20:31,296
That's right. A Jet to New York City!
434
00:20:31,296 --> 00:20:32,388
Lemon out!
435
00:20:34,199 --> 00:20:35,393
Braverman!
436
00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:39,137
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