All language subtitles for The Almost Perfect Bank Robbery_English

Well, what about
after the robbery?

[LIVELY MUSIC PLAYING]

You mean the same day?

Why not?

You don't think having
just robbed a bank is
a good enough reason?

All I'm sayin' is
that I don't have a...

[SHOUTING] Look,
just forget that dress!

Well, you don't have
to be so mean about it.

[CHUCKLES SOFTLY] I just
think we ought to stay focused.

Those lace sleeves made
my arms look fat, didn't they?

Honey, you're going to be
the most beautiful bride
in the world.

But, couldn't we just...Just, just,
just tell me

if you like the puff
or the lace brocade.Cyndee!

Well, just tell me!I don't know...

The lace brocade.

Ha! I tricked you.
There was no lace brocade.

You don't care
about our wedding.

[SARCASTICALLY] Why don't
we just have it in prison?

You can wear gray
and I'll be in stripes.

[SARCASTICALLY] Excuse me,
I did not know you cared.

[FRANK CHUCKLING]

It's not funny.

I don't consider some
stupid little piece of paper

from the Hall of Records
a wedding.

All right. Now, can we go
through it one more time?

My father said
not to go through with it.

All right. We'll just have
your mom pay for the wedding.

Go to hell!

I'm sorry.

How sorry?Really, really sorry.

And I get to invite
as many people as I want?

As many as you want.

And you'll wear
the tuxedo I say?

Whatever hellacious
thing you pick out.

All right.

[GROANS] But, do we
have to rehearse again?

Let's go over it
one more time.[SIGHS WEARILY]

You make sure
you're the second one in.

Give the door an
extra push open,
so that I can follow you in.

[INAUDIBLE WHISPERING]

What?

[DELIBERATELY SLOWLY] I am
not wearing any underwear.

[SLOWLY] ...so I
can follow you in.

I produce the weapon,

you scream,
I demand you
shut off the alarm.

You give her...

you give her the chance
to follow my orders.

FRANK: [STAMMERING] First...
First of all... First,

the alarm, then the vault.

You wait for me
to make my demands.

[VOICE SHAKING] First the safe
with the... overnight deposits.

The key should...

The key should...

[SIGHS] I gotta be at work soon.

How soon?

Soonsoon.

Okay. Suit yourself.

WOMAN: So, I told him,
"Get your junk
out of my apartment."

You know what
he says to me?

"Give me one
more chance, baby."

Like I haven't given him
like a millionchances.

He bum. You say,
"Get out!"

Well, I guess
I shoulda.

I mean, he's probably gonna
go do the same thing again

the next time
my back is turned, but,

[CHUCKLES] he did get me
that new stereo for my car.

Which I know for a fact
cost over $200.

And, that is even with
his employee's discount
at Boom Town.

You tell him, "Morestereo."

Well, I told him.

I said, "You better not
let me catch you again,

"or I'll pull a
Lorena Bobbitt so fast,

"you won't even
know it's missing."

Then he says,
"Oh, please, baby.
I won't let it happen again."

And I said, "Well, you better
start proving it. 'Cause I ain't
gonna give you no more chances."

No more chance.

Man like dog.

You think I don't know?

But... well.

I told him I'd go dancing
with him tonight.

[SHOUTS] Oh, my God!
It's six o'clock! Hurry!

[COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYING]

I want you to
call me every hour.

Why?Because, it's
important to check in.

If Doug the Bug
comes sniffin' around...[STERNLY] Don't call him that.

He's my friend.Yeah, well, you got
lots of other friends.

[SCOFFS] You
are sojealous!

I am not jealous.Yes, you are.

You're always spyin' on me.

Well, maybe if these dook-dooks
weren't always hangin' around.

They are not dook-dooks,
they are my friends.

I amallowed to
have friends, aren't I?

Except Doug.

You are really
getting on my nerves.

Look, [SIGHS] maybe I'm
just a little insecure, okay?

I know you two
had a thing going.

I just don't know why
he's always comin' around.

Well, if you love something,

you have to
set it free, you know?

Cyndee, we're robbing
a bank in 15 hours.
Let's not fight.

[IRRITATED] Okay. Then don't.

[METAL JINGLING]

[SIGHS IN EXASPERATION]
Oh, my bracelet!

[SLAMS DOOR]It's not funny.

[SCOFFS]

FRANK: Oh, jeez,
6:20.

[TIRES SCREECHING]

[MAN ON TV] May I have
the $4,000 question, please?

Thank you, sir.

What time is it?

How the hell should I know?

[MAN ON TV] ...in the 17th
and 18th century...

When's Wheelon?

What channel?

[PATRONIZINGLY] What channel
has it been on
every night before this?

If I knew that, I wouldn't
have to ask a moron like you.

[GUN COCKING]

[MAN ON TV] ...then,
boy with rabbit.

Then, who
painted 35 portraits...

[SCREAMING AND CHATTERING ON TV]

Why don't you see if you
can find a newspaper, dimwit.

It's the channel right after
the one with wrestling.

What time is it?

[LIVELY MUSIC PLAYING]

CYNDEE: [REHEARSING HER LINES]
I don't know, officer. He just

came up from behind me.

[BREATHING HEAVILY]
I did everything he said.
I was... I was so scared.

[BREATHING HEAVILY]
He just took the money and ran.

[BREATHING HEAVILY]
Oh, no. Mm-mmm.

Oh, no. He didn't
touch me in a sexual way.

But, you could tell
he wanted to.

Uh-huh. Yes.
It was in his eyes.

It was like he was
undressing me with those eyes.

[KNOCKING AT DOOR]

[KNOCKS]

[CHEERILY] Guess who!

What do you want?

C'mon, Cynd. Open the door.

I'm not supposed to let you in.

Well, that never
stopped you before.

So, is...
RoboCop around?

Told you not to
call him that.

He isn't, is he?

Why are you
spyin' on me?

Cynd, I wasn't
spyin' on you.

I just wanted to see you.

Here, have a drink.

Well,

now you see me. So, bye.DOUG: Yup.

I see you're still wearin' it.

So?

So,

you wouldn't be wearing
the bracelet that I gave you

if you didn't care anymore.

Well, what if I just
like the way it looks?

And the fact that it says,

"Cyndee, the ultimate babe."

I could've
bought that for myself.

Mm. Is that what
you told supersleuth?

I told my fiance that

it was a gift from someone who
doesn't matter to me anymore.

For your information,
that happens to be the truth.

[VOICE SHAKING] I've never
saw anything so disgusting
in my life!

It happens
all the time, ma'am.

The burglary I can understand,
but to defecate in my toilet!

It's a common
psychological phenomenon.

Perpetrator exercises
his defiance by adding insult
to the injury of your loss.

[VOICE SHAKING] I thought it
might be evidence or somethin',
so I just left it.

You were smart to try and
preserve the crime scene, but

you can go ahead and flush.

[FLUSHING]

[WOMAN] You're not
leavin', are ya?

You'll be safe, ma'am.

Our statistics show
that criminals rarely
return to the scene.

But, if you're
in distress,

you can always call
a friend or a family member.

[HYSTERICALLY] But, what if
they touched somethin'?

What if they got
their fingerprints on...

Ma'am, our experts
can distinguish

between the good prints
and the bad prints.

Now, you have yourself
a safe evening.

[COMICAL MUSIC PLAYING]

It used to be, I meant
somethin' to you, Cynd.

Used to be, we had some
pretty wild times together
if you remember correctly.

Don't start, Doug.Okay, okay, okay.

How 'bout I put
a light on top of my car,

and I go...
[IMITATES SIREN]

[CYNDEE GIGGLES]

Oh, come on, Cynd!

Why don't you
just admit it?

You're with the guy
'cause he buys you
everything you want.

That is not true.

I see. So,

you're really
in love with him?

Yes, I am.

In my own way. [INHALES]

Course, you wouldn't understand,
because you're so immature.

You mean wild.

[GROWLING]

[GIGGLES AND SQUEALS]

You know
the way you like it.

You know you do, Cynd.I happen to be engaged.

Cynd... Look, you're
always going to be
the ultimate babe to me.

And I used to
make you crazy, Cynd.

I used to make you crazy.

You know you still
got the hots for me.

You work at Burger Bin.

So?

So, I'm Cyndee.

FRANK: Dispatch,
this is Syler, going 10-81.

[WOMAN ON RADIO] Okay,
unit 22. Go ahead, take
your dinner break, Frank.

[SHIP HONKING]

[MAN ON TV] We'll be
right back with our first case.

A disturbance call

that turns out to be
more than one officer expected.

TV ANNOUNCER: This Sunday
come to the Maxi Mall opening

and receive a free yogurt
from Benny's, Etc.

It's fun for the whole family.[SIGHS IN RELIEF]

Oh, Doug. You'll find
a nice girl someday.

I don't want
a nice girl, Cynd.

What I want...

[INAUDIBLE WHISPERING]

[INCREDULOUSLY]
Doug! Oh, no!

[STERNLY] Stop it.
Stop it.

Cynd...

What?

I love you.

And I always will.

[STAMMERING] Let's dance,
okay? Let's just dance.

Let's... Let's dance.

Dancing's good.

[WHIMPERING]

Cynd. You know...Mm-hmm?

this was our song.

We never had a song.

No, Cynd,
this was our song.

[CHUCKLING]
No, we didn't...I'm telling you, Cynd.

[STAMMERING] No, you wanted
to have a song. But we never...

[WHIMPERING][SOFTLY] This was the one.

I'm telling you.
Just trust me.

[BOTH MOANING]

[STAMMERING] Oh, look
what you made me do!
My bracelet's stuck.

Where?On the back
of your shirt.

[BOTH STAMMERING]

DOUG: Would you just stop?

[BOTH STAMMERING AND GRUNTING]

Don't! You're
pulling my hair.I'm sorry!

I'm sorry. Okay, wait.
I just gotta...

[CYNDEE SQUEALING]

FRANK: [SHOUTING]
Freeze! Police!

[POLICE RADIO IN THE BACKGROUND]Well, well, well.
If it ain't Doug the Bug.

You been sniffin' around
my wife again, Doug?

Maybe it's time I put you
out of your misery.

Blew your brains out...

[MAN ON TV] And now,
to our first case.

Officer Dominguez of
the Colorado State Police
and his partner

were called to an apartment,

responding to a "Disturbing
the peace" complaint.

But when he arrived...

[INAUDIBLE SHOUTING]

[MAN ON TV] Just
shut up, all right?

[KNOCK AT DOOR]

Well, it's about time!

I called you
over an hour ago.

OFFICER: What seems to
be the problem, ma'am?

[SCOFFS] Can't you hear?
They have been at it
up there for...

[SHOUTING STOPS]

My partner must've
taken care of it....taken care of it.

WOMAN: I'm sorry
I yelled at you.

Oh, that's all right.

I hope I didn't
interrupt your shower.

Oh, my God!
I look awful.

FRANK: No, no please.
Don't be embarrassed.

You are the
most beautiful...

I'm sorry.

That was unprofessional.

No... That was nice.

Uh... Do you...

[CHUCKLES]

[TEASING] What?
Call the police often?

No, no.

I mean, if you're having a lot
of trouble in this building

I can make it
a point to patrol.

Oh. Oh, I don't live here.

No, I was just
visiting. You know?

Temporary.

WOMAN: Cyndee?

I have to go.

What the hell are you...

Oh.

Don't you think
you ought to put
some clothes on?

Bye.

Will there be
anything else, officer?

I just need a name
for the report.

Lafrance.

Mrs. Rose Lafrance.

What are you,
some kind of whore?

ROSE: Why don't
you just go ahead
and strip for him, too?

[DOOR SLAMS]

[MAN ON TV] The next
and exciting chase

through the streets
of Auburn, North Dakota,

as local patrolmen close in
on a ring of drug
and weapon smugglers,

who've been operating
undetected for years

in a series of underground
mines and tunnels,

believed to be the home
of ancient giant killer ants.

"My dearest Cyndee.

"I'm sorry for what I said

"about your mother.

"I know how you feel

"about that subject.

"I never meant to
make you ashamed.

"Because one day,

"I'll be able
to treat you

"like the princess
you already are

"in my heart.

"Love, Frank."

Cyndee.

"Ultimate tease" is what
I should put on her bracelet.

Didn't even leave me a sip.

Drinkin' my wine,
kickin' me out.

[GRUNTING] My keys...
Oh, here it is.

[GRUNTS]

[STERNLY] Move
a muscle, dook-dook,

and your brains
will be splattered
all over this car.

[MAN ON TV] Put
criminals behind bars

by calling the Woodville
County Sheriff's Department.

FRANK: It's 7:30, Cyndee.

We leave in a half-hour.

CYNDEE: Don't worry.
I'm almost ready.

Okay.

[GIGGLING]

What do you think?

You gotta be kiddin'.

What?

Can't I look nice?

You're supposed
to look normal.

Well, this is
normal for me.

Could you just try somethin'
a little less fancy, please?

All right. All right.

[LIVELY MUSIC PLAYING]

[MUTTERING] I can't
have anything.

[MUMBLING]

[WHISTLES]

[HUMMING, MUMBLING]

[CONTINUES MUMBLING]

[CONTINUES MUMBLING]

Honey, I think I'm starting
to like the Monticello
floor plan better.

Thought you said
you wanted a sewing room.

Yeah, but this way
we'd still have an extra room

if we decided
to have three kids.

Yeah, but with the Dorchester,
I can have a three-car garage.

And the Monticello only
has the two, remember?

Of course, if you'd be
willing to scale down
that big wedding

I owe you,
I might make a deal.[CHUCKLES]

No way.

Filet mignon
for 200 people,

all-night dancing,
open bar...

[BREATHES HEAVILY] Oh,
you are sogood to me.

Yeah, but can I afford you?

After today,
you can afford anything.

Oh, jeez.
It's almost 8:00.

CYNDEE: Have you
seen my bracelet?

FRANK: Gee, honey.
I don't think so.

[GARGLING]

Maybe Doug the Bug took it.

[SARCASTICALLY] Very funny.

Besides, I told you

he never came in.

FRANK: Lucky for him.

If I wasn't robbin' a bank
in a couple of hours,

I would've put him
in the hospital.

Snoopin' around
the parkin' lot,
stinkin' of wine.

FRANK: You realize he probably
tried to get a peek at you.

I'm serious, Frank.
I can't find my bracelet.

[MUTTERING] Oh, Doug.

Look, honey.

I need it for luck.

We don't have time.

I don't care.Cyndee!

[STERNLY] I am not leaving
without that bracelet,
so you may as well forget it.

[SIGHS IN EXASPERATION]

[MACHINE WHIRRING]

Honey!

Bob!

[WHIRRING SLOWS DOWN]

What's the matter?

I'm going... I'm going down
to Food Bay. You want
anything special for dinner?

Whatever you like
is okay with me.

How 'bout fish sticks?

Okay.

Well, I'll see what they have.

All right. Sounds great.

[MACHINE WHIRRING]

[CHEERFUL MUSIC PLAYING]

[SPANISH LESSON PLAYING]

[WOMAN ON RADIO] Yes,
I live on Orange Street.
Repeat.

Yes, I live on Orange Street.

[WOMAN ON RADIO
SPEAKING SPANISH]

First class. Repeat.

[TIRES SCREECHING, HORN HONKING]

For cryin' out loud.

[WOMAN ON RADIO
SPEAKING SPANISH]

Where is the closest
restaurant? Repeat.

Where is the closest restaurant?

[WOMAN ON RADIO
SPEAKING SPANISH]

[CARS HONKING]

[WOMAN ON RADIO] Is there a
shopping center nearby? Repeat.

Is there a shopping
center nearby?

I like that one.

[WOMAN ON RADIO
SPEAKING SPANISH]

For cryin' out loud!

[TIRES SCREECHING]

[WOMAN ON RADIO
SPEAKING SPANISH]

Whole thing's gonna
take five minutes.

[WOMAN ON RADIO]
I am hungry. Repeat.

I am hungry.

Just stay frosty.

[REASSURINGLY]
Everything's cool.

[WOMAN ON RADIO]
I am thirsty. Repeat.

I am thirsty.

I am.

[WOMAN ON RADIO
SPEAKING SPANISH]

Buy me a present.

[TIRES SCREECHING]

What the hell?

[WOMAN ON RADIO
SPEAKING SPANISH]

I'm gonna kill her.
I swear to God,
I'm gonna kill her.

[WOMAN ON RADIO] Repeat.

I just need a soda.

I'm parched!

[SIGHS]

[REASSURINGLY]
Be cool. Be cool.

We're still on schedule.

Don't get rattled.

8:30.

Plenty of time.
Five minutes away.

WOMAN: Well, it's just
a touch embarrassing.

Well, all right.
But, I'm notreading it again.

"DWF,

"late fo..."

Make that early40s.

"Seeks to share
the finer things
in life with

"trim, athletic,

"financially secure,
Caucasian gentleman

"who appreciates
walks on the beach,

"candlelight dinners
and witty conversation.

"Losers and unemployed
need not respond."

[SHOUTING IN INDIAN ACCENT]
They are not... Yes!

I will tell them!

Checking and
money market account.

Stop reminding me!

[INAUDIBLE SHOUTING]

[BEEPING]

8:43.

I know what time it is.

There's still time to
change your mind, you know?

Excuse me?

I'm just sayin' once we start,
there's no turning back.

Do you want
to turn back?I didn't say that.

[SCOFFS] Well, it was
your idea in the first place.

My idea? You were the one who
kept coming home complaining
that they had no security.

Well, that didn't mean
I said to rob the place.

You were the one
who said it'd be soeasy.

I said it would be
easy for a criminal.

[SIGHS] I don't believe this.

[MIMICKING CYNDEE] "They don't
have any video cameras, Frank."

"I know the vault
combination, Frank."

[MIMICKING FRANK]
"We gotta do somethin'
to pay the bills, Cyndee."

Well, maybe if I wasn't always
hearing what a loser Doug was

'cause he couldn't
buy you things.

Oh, my God.
That is such a lie.

Fine! Let's just
forget the whole thing.

Fine!

This is it, isn't it?

The bonus room,

the Monticello floor plan.

It'd be different if
the bank really tried.

Or if the money
wasn't totally insured.

It does help the economy
if we buy a house in the area.

No one gets hurt.

Uh-uh.[CAR HONKING]

FRANK: Dropping her off.

Are we gonna do it, Frank?

You have to keep her out
until he pulls away.

Are we, or aren't we?
I'm freezing.

[SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE]

[TIRES SCREECHING]

I don't know why you're
so bent out of shape.

[SHOUTING] You don't see why?

All I did was have
one dance with that girl.

Oh, you're such a...
I don't believe you!

Cyndee, would you tell her...

All right![DAWN ANGRILY]
Just get out of here!

DAWN: Can you
believe him?Bye, sweet pea.

What happened?

The same as usual.

We went out dancing last night
like he says that we should.

So he could apologize to me
for the last time we went out.

He ends up drinking
Long Island Ice Teas.

And the next think I know,

he is two-stepping
with this little bitch

who's practically
doin' it with him
on the dance floor.

[ALARM BEEPING]

He's doin' all this
right in front of you?

Oh, oh, and I'm like
starin' at him with
this look in my eyes

that's like, "You better
get the hell back here,
or else."

So, you know what he does?

He just gives me this
stupid little smile like,
"Everything's gonna be okay."

[SHOUTING]
Can you believe him?

FRANK: [SHOUTING] Freeze!

[BOTH SCREAMING]

[SHOUTING] Freeze!

[BOTH SCREAMING]

[GROWLING] Set the alarm.

Oh, my God!Fifteen seconds. Set the alarm.

[STAMMERING]
Please! Please! Please!

FRANK: [GROWLING] Ten seconds!

Please! Please! Please!Move!

[WHIMPERING AND SCREAMING]Five seconds!

Four,

FRANK: three, two...[CYNDEE WHIMPERING]

Hurry up! Turn around!

[STAMMERING]
You're hurting me!FRANK: [GROWLS] Shut up!

I know how this bank works.

I know where the alarms are,
so don't try to
trick me or you're dead.

FRANK: [GROWLING] Now,
come on. Let's open the vault.

[MAN SHOUTING
IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE]

You're wrong this time.

Oh, no!

You don't give me orders.

[SHOUTING] I'm not
your slave boy!

FRANK: [GROWLING]
Hurry up! Hurry up!

[BOTH WHIMPERING]

FRANK: [GROWLING]
Where's the light?
Where's the light?

DAWN: [VOICE SHAKING]
On the wall.Which wall?

Which one's
the night deposit?

[SHOUTING] Don't
mess with me!

[SHOUTING] There! There!Where's the key?

DAWN: It's not here.

It's... It's in the...[GROWLING] I said,
don't mess with me!

[STAMMERING]

[VOICE SHAKING] Here it is.[GROWLS] Unlock it.

FRANK: Hurry up! Hurry up!

In here.
Throw it in here.

Now!Okay.

What's this one?[STAMMERS] It's just for coins.

Where's the teller drawers?

Don't test me!

In there!

Hurry up. Open it!

All right. All right.Open it!

In the bag. Now you!

[SHOUTS] That one!Which one?

[STAMMERING] The... five!

[GROWLS] You wanna
play games, bitch?[SCREAMS] No, no!

[GROWLS] How about
if I kill your friend?

[SCREAMS] No, no, no![SCREAMS] Oh, God.
Please, no!

In that one.Which one?

[BOTH SCREAMING] Four!

Open it. Go!

I need a combination.

Tell her!

[STAMMERING]
I can't! I don't...[COCKS GUN] Five seconds.

Four, three, two, one!DAWN: I don't remember!

[CRYING] Please!Quick! Quick! Quick!

[CRYING] Let her do it herself!
Let her do it herself!

All right. Don't move.

Hold still.

[GROWLS] Now, do it!Okay. Okay.

Got it!

All right. Put it in there.[SHOUTS] Take it! Take it!

Okay.[WHIMPERING] Take it.

Hurry! Hurry! Hurry!

[CRYING] Okay.Hurry!

Now the keys! The keys!Keys.

Turn around.
Face the wall.
Both of you!

[BOTH CRYING AND MUMBLING]

Oh, no. We're gonna die!

[CRYING] Not on our knees!

I hear those alarms,
you die. Understand?

[VOICE SHAKING] Yes.

[SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE]

[SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE]

I'm...

[FRANTICALLY] Stop!
Don't! Don't!

[SHOUTING] He might
still be out there.

[SHOUTING] Cyndee,
I heard him leave!

Don't go!

[SHOUTING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE]

[ALARM RINGING]

DAWN: [FRANTICALLY] Call 911!

Call 911!

[PANTING]

[SHOUTING] Help!
We've just been robbed

by a clown!

[OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING]

[METAL CLANGS]

[ENGINE STALLING]

Honey?

Just a minute.

It's the telephone.

[SHOUTING] All right.
Tell them to hold on.

[OMINOUS MUSIC CONTINUES]

[ENGINE STARTS]

[GROANING IN PAIN]

What in the
world are you...

Oh, gosh!

ROYCE: It's nothin', honey.
Just a scratch.

Royce. Hold on.

Oh, my heavens!
Let me get
some bandages.

[GROANING]

Go ahead.

The motor bank?

Two hundred
and fifty thousand?

Okay. I'll be right there.

[POLICE SIREN BLARING,
INAUDIBLE CONVERSATIONS]

CYNDEE: [CRYING]
I was just so scared.

I mean, I just did
everything he said.

[GULPING]

He just took the money
and he ran.

I couldn't stop him.

And then he said,
"Freeze!"

And then I said,
"Oh, my God!"

Or somethin'.
Maybe I just screamed.

Can you describe him at all?

[CRYING] Uh-huh.
He was wearin'...

coveralls and a mask.

[CRYING] A clown's mask!

And then he said...Okay.

But, when you first drove in

you didn't see
anything at all?

I think I... I saw a car.

Like a little Geo
in the drive-through lanes.

What color?

I'm not sure,
I think green.

Uh, what about his voice?

Uh...

[STAMMERING] It was raspy.

You know, like,
real gruff and all.

[STAMMERING] And he
might have been black.

OFFICER: What about the driver?

Uh, I think
it was a bla...

An African-American man.

[INTENSE MUSIC PLAYING]

I knew this would happen.

Why do you
say that, ma'am?

Well, the security's
so lax around here.

And he was in
the drive-through window,

but it wasn't
thisdrive-through window

it was that
drive-through window.

[WHISPERS] Just between
you and me,
she is verypromiscuous.

You think her boyfriend
might've been involved?

Hey, how you doin'?

I'm Bob Royce
with the FBI.

I'll be handling
the investigation.

That's correct.

Janet Carter.

Senior Assistant to
the acting Branch Manager.
[GIGGLES]

What happened to your hand?

Oh, nothin' much.

All right, Chief.
What's the status?

Well, it's the biggest
bank robbery
in Woodville history.

They got nearly $250,000
from the teller drawers
in the night deposit.

Dye packs?None.

Surveillance cameras?

Well, not in the
motor bank section.

This bank has never
been robbed before.

And the customers
do not have inside access
on Saturdays.

[CHUCKLES] All right. Well,

what security systems
were in place?

Other than the vault,

um, each teller's drawer

has three bundles of cash
with recorded serial numbers.

At least you
had those, right?Well, of course.

Robinson?Yeah, on my way.

What happened
to your hand?Don't ask.

What do you got?Okay.

Dawn Holt,

2341 Skyline,

boyfriend Ernie Tarnowski
dropped her off
at about ten till nine.

DAWN: He kind of like...

Dawn?

DAWN: [SHOUTING] Ernie!

He's the boyfriend.

What about her?

CYNDEE: ...same thing,
we're all nice...

Uh, okay. Cyndee Lafrance,

1238 Alessandro,
also has a boyfriend,

Frank Syler, WPD officer,
two years on the force.

Where's he now?

Well, we're not sure.

Apparently he
worked late last night,

and the answering machine
picked up when
she called him this morning.

She says he takes the phone
off the hook to sleep.

That's what she said.

Let's keep those girls apart.

Yes, sir. You should
also know that

they each gave
an independent description

of a black male in
a green Geo parked outside
when they came in.

All right, Chief.
Let's do it!

Five-mile sweep.

[SHOUTS] It's a
five-mile sweep.

[COMICAL MUSIC PLAYING]

OFFICER 1: I'm driving.OFFICER 2: I never
get to drive.

[POLICE RADIO CHATTERING]

[POLICE CHATTER CONTINUES]

[SIREN BEEPING]

[WOMAN ON RADIO] All units,
bank robbery suspect
is still at large.

He is a black male,
35 years of age,

and driving a
green compact car.

Dispatch, I got the
suspect in a green Geo.

North-five on Weeping Willow,
under pursuit.

[SHOUTING] Yes, you are!

Yes, you are!

I am understanding!

I can't hear you!

[SIRENS WAILING]

[SHOUTING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE]

[SHOUTING] I can't hear you!

What did you say?

I cannot hear you!

[SHOUTING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE]

[INDISTINCT SHOUTING]

[SHOUTING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE]

[SIRENS BLARING, GUNS COCKING]

[SHOUTING] Oh, my goodness!

[SHOUTING] Don't kill me!

Miss Holt, if you don't mind,
I got a few more questions.

[CRYING] I wanna go home!

For her or for me?

Well, for her.

[CRYING] Take me
home, Ernie. Please?

Can I take her home?

Or can I at least
have something to eat?

[CRYING] It was awful!

He was gonna kill us.

He kept yelling
and he had a gun.

[GASPING] Frank!

[CRYING AND SQUEALING]

[SOFTLY] Take me away.

[REASSURINGLY] It's all right,
sweetheart. I'm here.
It's all right.

Just give her some room.
She's in shock.

You Syler?

I got here as
soon as I could.

[SARCASTICALLY]
That's a relief.

You're FBI?
Lead agent in charge?

That's right.

Must've been
one hell of a ruckus.

Oh, Frank.
I'm soglad you're here.

Miss Carter,
are you all right?

Oh, yes. I have spoken
with the president

and he has authorized me
to hire you for security work
on your time off.

Huh. Why don't we
wait a while for that?

Oh, please.
[WHISPERS] Frank?

[NERVOUSLY] Well,
I don't know.

I'm sure there's plenty of
qualified officers who could.

Oh, but the
tellers all know you.

And I personally feel
so much better
having you here.

[BREATHES HEAVILY]
Say you will, Frank?

Well, looks like I don't
have any choice, does it?

FRANK: Hear that,
sweetheart?

Everything's gonna be
fine from now on.

[CRYING] You sure?

Mm-hmm.[CYNDEE SOBBING]

[SIREN WAILING]

Now, just be calm.

Try and sit very still.

Can you do that?

Okay.

There's no reason
to be nervous,

[SOFTLY] we're testing all
the employees at the bank.

Uh-huh.

Now, I'm gonna start
with some simple
true-false questions

to give me a baseline reading.
Do you understand?

True.

Your name is Cyndee Lafrance,
true or false?

Well, actually, it's Syler.

[INTERRUPTING] True
or false, please?

False, I guess.

You live at 1238
Alessandro street,
true or false?

That's true.
[METAL CLANGS] Right...

Um...

[STAMMERING] I'll just...

You work at the
Bank of Woodville,
true or false?

False.

'Cause it's the
FirstBank of Woodville.

Saturday is the day you're
normally scheduled at the bank.

[PHONE RINGING]Uh-huh.

True, I mean...

[SIGHS] She's
a sweet kid...

We'll see.

You think she
ever saw Basic Instinct?

Please try to sit still.

Oh. Sorry.
[BREATHES HEAVILY]

The man told you
to empty your
teller drawer in the bag.

True.

You recognize this man?

False.

This man was
a stranger to you?

True.

Frank?

Frank? [SCREAMING][FRANK GROWLING]

[SHOUTS] My, God!

[LAUGHS] I scared you,
didn't I?Oh, you're the biggest jerk!

Yeah, but I'm a rich jerk.

[BOTH GIGGLING]

[EXCITEDLY] Show me,
show me, show me, show me!

[SHOUTS] Rich! We're rich!

[BOTH LAUGHING]

[EXCITEDLY] Oh,
Monticello floor plan,
here we come!

[ANGELIC MUSIC PLAYING]

[BREATHING HEAVILY]

[BREATHILY] God, I love you.

[BOTH MOANING]

Now, all we gotta do
is pick up the tickets.

I wish you'd
told me this sooner.

The Grand Caymans
are usually booked
at this time of year.

Well, we were counting
on being there this week.

I'm sure there must be
some way you can help us.

She's doing
the best she can.

If you had just done
what I told you, we'd be
on a plane tomorrow.

[SARCASTICALLY]
We can't all be Mr. Perfect.

[TYPING]

Let me try something.

I'll be right back.

I don't see what
the big difference is.

You don't see?

[WHISPERING] Why don't
we go to like Cancun,
or Acapulco?

[ANGRILY] They'll
arrest us in Mexico!

Oh.

The Caymans are
the only place where
the money can't be traced.

Well, why didn't
you say that?The...

You know,
you are really freaking out.

Cyndee, I swear to God,
if we can't get
to the Caymans...

Good news!

There's a round-trip
cancellation for two.

We'll take it.

Well, it's reserved
for next Sunday.

Oh, no. Oh, no.

[WHISPERING] The new
mall opens next Sunday.

We'll take the tickets.

But, Frank...We will take the tickets.

ROYCE: I tell you,
this is an inside job.

Problem is,
all the employees
aced the polygraph.

Okay?

Could you tell me
how this perpetrator
knows so much?

Hell, he even said
it's an inside job.

This is Dawn Holt's
deposition.

I'm gonna quote
what it says.

"The clown said,

"'I know this bank
and I know where
the alarm buttons are.'"

Well, he could've
been bluffing.

Well, then, why didn't
he check the rest
of the bank?

He didn't waste any time
making mistakes. No.

Because, he knew
exactly where
these tellers had access.

And that's why
he never searched beyond that.

Which suggests why he
also knew about the bank bills.

So, we're back to zero.

Tell me why he
only handcuffed Ms. Holt?

And tell me why he
used the same cuff cord

that Woodville
police officers use.

Come on! Frank Syler?

An eight-year vet
with the Navy Seal,

medals for bravery,
and six commendations?

Oh, so what?
That was then.
This is now.

He's well-liked
by all
the other officers.

He regularly scores
excellent on
performance reviews.

Heck, fire!

He's on the fast track
for promotion
to Sergeant!

So, what force of nature

could compel Dudley Do-Right

to rob a bank?

Bob, is it
possible you got a

personal problem
with this guy?

Yeah, that's possible.

There's something
about this smug SOB

that makes me
wanna wipe that
smile from his face.

But I've also got

a two-year police officer

who's got maxed-out credit
at every woman's store in town.

And having seen Miss Lafrance
for yourself, gentlemen,

can any of you tell me
this isn't a very expensive
little motor to keep running?

You two don't seem
to know each other. Should we?

How do you spell savory?Hmm?

ED: [DELIBERATELY SLOW]
I said, how do you spell savory?

What do I look like?
A dictionary?

A dictionary's
better lookin'.

You wait till I win
that supply of beef stew.

You better win
a brain first.

[SARCASTICALLY]
Very funny.

That beef stew with
the lumberjack on the can?

[SARCASTICALLY] No,
the beef stew with
your face on the can.

[SCOFFS][SARCASTICALLY] Very funny.

S-A...Whoa, wait a minute.
Wait a minute. Go slow.

S-A...Got that. Got that!

V...Ain't no "B"
in savory, is there?

"V" I said. As in Vegas.

All right,
all right. I got it.

O-R...Got it. Got it.

How many blanks
you got left?

It's open space.

Y or I-E.

[SHOUTS] Well,
which is it?

I don't know,
find a damn dictionary.

I-E.

All right.

Let's assume
we got the motive.

We got the means
with Frank and Cyndee,

we still don't have
enough to interrogate him.

Interrogate him? Hell,

he's a security guard
at the bank he just robbed!

He could get away with it.

Especially if he knows about
the recorded serial numbers.

So, he only gets to
spend 240 instead of
the whole quarter mil.

Good news.

Whatcha got?Okay.

The parking structure's
divided into two sections.

One for customers,
one for employees.

Now we know
Cyndee parked in
the customer section.

So? The customer section
is closest to the entry.

On Saturday, there's
no walk-ins. Go ahead.

Right. But, to get into
the employee section,

you need to
pass a control arm.

And to do that, you need
an ID card with a
magnetic strip on the back.

So what would
you say if I told you

the control arm keeps
a record of which car
gains entry? Time and date.

Saturday, March 15th.
8:41 a.m.

Cyndee Lafrance's code

gained entry to that very
employee parking section.

Syler used her card.

Mm-hmm. Andthe employee
section is close enough

for him to get
in and out quickly

and yet not be seen
by Dawn and Ernie
when they pulled in.

Frank.

♪ If you wanna hang
with this crowd, honey ♪

So, then you know
what he did?

He takes me home
after the robbery.

After six hours
of being questioned
by the cops,

I'm still crying my
eyes out and I'm like,

"Oh, but he is being
so sweet and so comforting."

Only, the next thing I feel

is him trying to
take off my bra!

No way!Yes, way!

And so,
I jump off the couch

and I'm like,
"I can't believe it!"

And I start screaming at him
like, "You disgusting pervert.
You make me sick!"

So then you know
what he says?

"Oh, come on, baby.
I was just trying to
help you get relaxed."

[SCOFFS] Well,
what did you do?

I told him to get
the hell out of my apartment.

If he ever comes back,
I will call the damn cops.

Hey, did they
ask you about him
at the lie detector test?

Oh, yes. There were
trying to be so cute.

Askin' me questions like,

"Have I ever been promiscuous?"

You know,
I don't even know
what that means.

And like, "How long
did I know Ernie?"

I don't know.
It's like they were
suspecting me of something.

Oh, come on.Oh, it's true!

So, I told them. I said,

"Do you know what?

"You can take your
stupid lie detector test

"and you can shove it.

"Because, you ought to be
out there trying to
catch that guy!"

I wonder what he's doin'
with all that money.

Oh, he's probably spending it
all on drugs. You know,
that's what they all do.

Wouldn't it be funny
if he was just like a...

like a regular guy?

Just, wantin' to buy
a house or something.

[SARCASTICALLY] Oh, yeah.
Right. [CHUCKLES]

Oh, my God!
Look at the time.

DAWN: Oh! We gotta
get back to work.

Can you just take
the money out of our purse?

And take a tip, too.

Thank you very much.

BOTH: Thank you.

[WHISPERS] Now, it's
gonna stick on my nails.

[GIGGLES]

You know,
they're never gonna
catch that guy.

Oh, of course not.

He's probably a
million miles away by now.

[PHONE RINGING,
INDISTINCT CHATTERING]

Everything copacetic?

Hi, Frank.

Good to see you, Dawn.

[SOFTLY] Here you go.

Anything I can do
to help over here?

No. I'm just getting money
for the new mall.

Well, you be careful not
to spend it all in one...

[OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING]

Excuse me.

[SOFTLY] I don't have
any idea what
this is about, Frank.

Well, I'm sure
it's just police business.

Good to see you.

You're in a good mood.

Well, I've been developing
some leads in the case,
and I thought maybe...

You're quite the detective,
aren't you, Syler?

Well, you know,

just doing my job,
keeping the dook-dooks at bay.

Keepin' the what?

You know, it's cop slang.

[VOCALIZING]

Uh, is there something
you want to see me about, sir?

I'm scheduling you
for a polygraph.

[OMINOUS MUSIC CONTINUES]

Well,

I'm sure that's routine.

You're probably bringing in
all the other friends
and relatives...

No.

I specifically want you
to be tested.

Well, but...

I don't understand.
I mean,

we're all on
the same team here,
aren't we?

Be there tomorrow at 11:00.

CYNDEE: Will you
help me look for it?

Frank!I haven't seen it.

Did you check
your car?

I'm a little busy
right now.

Maybe it's
under the seat.

Did you hear
what I said?

I'm taking
a lie detector test
in an hour.

All I ever hear about
is that stupid...

You're stupid!

Listen to me.

I'm a little busy
right now.

Would you forget about
the damn bracelet
for one minute?

Oh.

[SIGHS]
They suspect me, Cyndee.

They suspect us both.

Well, maybe we should
postpone our vacation.

I don't believe this.What?

It's not a vacation!So?

Didn't you say
they needed proof?

Cindy, the money
is the proof.

If we don't get it
to the Caymans by Sunday,

we're going to prison.

Aren't you even
a little bit nervous?

Why should I be?

Everything has always
worked out before.

Besides, the bank
is sending me

to therapy sessions
to work out my fears.

Well, I hope you're not
saying anything stupid.

[SCOFFS]

I am not the one
having a spaz attack
over a lie detector test.

I'm gonna check my bedroom.
Please, check the car.

[OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING]

INTERROGATOR: Were you
at home on the morning
of March 15th?

True.

You had no part in planning
or executing the robbery.

True.

That's right, Syler.

Keep digging it deeper.

You're being
completely honest.

True.

You're concerned with
what Cyndee said
in her examination.

False.

CYNDEE: [CRYING]
The gun was just so huge,

and he kept thrusting it
at me again and again.

[STAMMERING] I was
just really scared.

It was about then
that I woke up screaming.

And your first feeling
upon realizing it was
a dream?

CYNDEE: I wanted it to end.

I don't want to be
scared no more, Doctor.

I just don't want to be
scared no more.

Oh, when is this
ever going to stop?

Neither one of us
has been able to sleep
since the robbery.

Tell me how you feel.

Well, we...

I mean, I...

I... I...

You're angry.

Well, you bet I'm angry.

If the man who did this
was sitting right here,
what would you say to him?

I'd say,
"You're a selfish bastard."

That's what I'd say.

DAWN: I'd say,
"You wanted money
and so you just took it.

"And you didn't care
how much you scared us,

"or how much
you screwed up our lives."

"Yeah, and just 'cause
nobody got hurt
don't mean it's not wrong."

"Yeah, what about scaring us
half to death, huh?

"What about that, huh?
You think that isn't
hurting us?

"If I saw you right now,
I'd beat the crap out of ya."

I'd say, "You damn bastard,

"I'd take a damn baseball bat
and beat your damn brains in.[DIAL TONE BLARING]

"What do you think
about that? Huh?"

[RECORDED MESSAGE ON PHONE]
If you'd like to make a call,
please hang up and try again.

If you need help,
hang up and then dial...

Hey, you know,
sometimes I think

that you're the only one
who really understands
how it feels.

I know, I mean, it's like
a bond between us.

We were just friends,
you know, but now,
it's like we're close friends.

[CHUCKLES]

Hey, you want to
check out the new mall
together this Sunday?

Oh, I can't.

Why not?

Me and Frank
are going away.

You are? Where?Uh-huh.

The Grand Caymans.

Since when?

We just decided,

you know,
we need a vacation.

Oh.

Well, what's wrong
with you?

Nothin'.

I just thought,
since we were such
close friends and all,

you woulda told me.

Well, I forgot, okay?
It's no big deal.

Do the police know?

My husband is a cop.

I don't think...Your husband?

My fiance.
You know what I mean.

Well, I probably won't
see you 'til I get back.

Don't we work
together tomorrow?

Oh, no. Uh...

I told them I just can't
possibly work the
Saturday shift no more.

It's just too dangerous.

Well, don't spend
too much at the mall.

[COMICAL MUSIC PLAYING]

She made you do it,
didn't she, Frank?

[CHUCKLES]
Come on, Frank,
you can tell us.

"I need a new dress,
Frank.

"I need a new car.

"I'm not gonna sleep
with you, unless..."

It's not true.

Don't be disrespectful.

Oh, you're a married man
now, aren't you, Frank?

About six weeks ago,
you and Cyndee,
a quicky,

civil ceremony?

It was so she could get
on my health insurance.

Oh, health insurance?

Yeah, and it didn't have
anything to do with
not having to testify

against each other
if you got caught.

I said, it was so
she could get on my...

You said, probably as
no one believes you anymore.

That's your problem.

You had means
and motive, Frank.

The money.
Where is it, Frank?

Pfft. I don't have
any money!

Oh, sure you do, Frank.

And bet you also have
Cyndee's parking card too,
don't you?

That's where you screwed up
big time, Frank.

ROBINSON: Tell us
what happened, Frank.

You used Cyndee's ID card...That's not true.

Frank! Make it easier
on yourself. Just tell us.

You hid until
Dawn and Ernie arrived...

No, it's not true.

Frank, the girl has
already described
your weapon.

9mm automatic.

That's the same pistol
you carry on duty.

I don't care.

Oh, you're gonna care
when I search your car.

You can't do that.Search your apartment.

Oh, yeah? You're gonna
tell me what I can do,

what I can't do?

ROYCE: You're gonna
explain the law to me.

I was carrying a badge
when you were still
in diapers, sonny.

I'm gonna give you
the news, boy.

Your ass is grass
and I got the mowers.

Thirty-six of them.

You don't have
any evidence.

You cocky son of a...

Hey, hey!

Excuse me, Agent Royce?

There's someone on
the telephone, I think
you better talk to.

[SIGHS IN RELIEF]

Is this being recorded?Yes, sir.

This is Agent Royce.

You... You're working
on the bank robbery,
aren't you?

Yeah. Who is this?

I don't want
to give my name.

I'll hang up
if you make me.

No, no. It's okay.

I just thought you should
know something

about somebody

that I used to think
was a friend.

[CRIES]

[DOOR OPENS]

Frank!

Someone just dropped
a dime on you.

I don't know what
you're talking about.

Going to the Grand Cayman
Islands, Frank?

Back to your snorkel?

So what if I am?

You think that was
such a good idea, Frank?

Going somewhere that's
so famous for
concealing money?

You can't stop me.

Oh, man,
I'll tear out your...

Bob?

We're gonna let
this punk just walk
out of here, Tuggle?

We're gonna let good old
Officer Syler just get on
that plane on Sunday

with a big, bulging suitcase.

I'm leaving.

Sit down.

Am I under arrest?

I didn't think so.

[DOOR CLOSES]

Well,

it's Friday now.

Can't hold him without
evidence. Gotta tie Frank
to the money.

Well, we got
exactly 36 hours

to shake
something loose, or...

hope one of them
makes a mistake.

And if they don't?

Then they'll get away
with it.

And there's not
a damn thing
we can do about it.

[TENSE MUSIC PLAYING]

KID: Wait!

[SHOUTING] Wait!

Wait!

[CLOCK TICKING]

[MAN ON RADIO]
Good morning, Woodville.[ALARM BEEPING]

This is K-Wood.
It's Saturday a.m...

Frank!

Are you in there?

Frank!

Frank?

Frank!

What?

[BREATHING HEAVILY]

[WOMAN ON RADIO
SPEAKING SPANISH]

Is there a shopping center
nearby? Repeat...

[WOMAN ON RADIO
SPEAKING SPANISH]

What is the rate
of exchange today?

[IN INDIAN ACCENT]
You think it's
a punishment?

Next time you come,
you get arrested.

We'll see. If you...

Thank you,
have a nice day!

[PHONE RINGING]

First Bank of Woodville.

Hey, it's Cyndee.
Have you seen Frank?

Hi, Cyndee,
isn't he with you?

Yes, yes, he is, uh...

He just, um... He...

How about he might have
stopped by or something?

Cyndee,

what are you
talking about? Nothing, it's fine.

Don't you worry
about a thing.
Okay, all right, bye.

[DIAL TONE BLARING]

Oh! Oh!

He took my car!

Oh!

[CAR ALARM BLARING]

[SNORING]

[WOMAN ON RADIO
SPEAKING SPANISH]

To the airport, please.
Repeat...

[WOMAN ON RADIO
SPEAKING SPANISH]

Would you buy me
a gift, please?

Repeat.

ELEANOR: At least have
some breakfast.

I got people waiting
for me, sweetie.

ELEANOR:
But I made your favorite.

I know.

[PHONE RINGING]

Could you get if for me,
will you, sugar?

ELEANOR:
It's Charles Robinson.

Hey.

You shook the tail?

Don't tell me that.

Okay, I'm on the way.
I'm hangin' up.

...the international runways.

Oh, really?

I've got some interesting
shapes to show
your viewers today.

I want to go to the mall.

Fine, then go.

As long as you leave
them credit cards
right here.

I need stuff, damn it!

Like what? A new face?

Now listen to me,
mush for brains,

I'm going to that mall
tomorrow, and I'm taking
those cards.

No, you ain't.

Oh, that's it.

Now you are gonna die!

Come here, butthead.
Come here!

Put that down!
You break that,
I'm gonna...

Hey, Frankie.

Ed. Marlene.

What do you want?

Shut up!

He's my little brother,
okay? He don't have to
want nothing.

So what do you want?

I need a distributor
from the '72 Fiat.

Oh, yeah, it's out there.
I'll help you get it.

That's okay,
I'll pull it myself.

What, are you sure?

It's simple...Oh, I'll see what...

Give me that back!

Since when do you
smoke cigarettes?

I just want one.

You only call me
when you want to be
a bad girl.

Yeah, well,
you didn't have to come.

Where's your bracelet?

Uh, it's...
It's in the car.

You know, I don't wear it
every second.

Hey, what's with you?Nothin'.

I just thought
it would be nice
if we, you know,

just talked.

Yeah, well, last time
we just talked, I ended up
with a gun at my head, so...

Look, do you want to make
some money, or not?

What?

Do you think that
there might be a reward

for information about
that robbery?

I don't know.
I guess.

Maybe.

Why, you know somethin'?

You think I do?

Well, I don't know.
You just said that...

No, no, I didn't
say I did.

So, then what...

What if I heard something?

You heard something?No, I'm not saying I did.

I'm just saying,
what if?

Look, Cynd, this is
the craziest thing
I ever heard of.

No, no, listen, okay?

What if I did
hear something?

And I told you
that something.

And then you were
to go to the police

and they were
to give you a reward?

Wouldn't that kinda
be like a...

Oh. Oh, my God!

Get out.

Go on, get out!

You two are the weirdest.

I hope I wasn't
interrupting anything.

Well, you were the one
that ran off with
all the money.

"Ran off with all the money?"

Are you aware that
the cops are watching
us both?

They are?Yeah.

But it doesn't matter anymore.

They can search
this place all they want.
Our cars, too.

You hid the money?

We'll pick it up tomorrow.
On our way to the airport.

Frank, I was just
really scared.

You were gone, and then
the car was gone, and...

Cyndee, I promised I was
gonna take care of you.

I'm gonna keep
that promise.

So, where did you hide it?

Don't worry.
Nobody's gonna find it.

Where is it?

At my brother's.

What?

You just gave it to them?

You think I'm stupid?

They thought I was getting
a part from a car.

But where did you put it?

I hid it, okay?

You satisfied now?

You know, sometimes
you really amaze me.

[SCOFFS]

Sometimes I amaze myself.

I'm just scared of being
white trash for
the rest of my life.

It's not gonna happen, Cyndee.

We're getting on that plane.

Starting tomorrow,
we're living new lives.

[TRIUMPHANT MUSIC PLAYING]

I love you, Frank.

I love you, too.

Yeah, we gotta stay
in this apartment
until tomorrow.

Gee, what do you think
we should do about it?

[MOANS]

I mean, it's all day now.

CYNDEE: By the way,
have you seen my bracelet?

[CYNDEE GIGGLING]

[CLOCK MEOWS]

Wait. Stop it!

I'll give you
my lunch money!

[MOUTHING NUMBERS]

[MAN ON SPEAKER] Yes, sir,
Officer Woods had just called

and he said he'd be
with you in one moment.

Eighty-four miles, sir.

Are you sure
they haven't spotted you?

WOODS: Yes, sir.

Well, you stay put.

And if you lose
either one of them again,

it'll be a mistake
you'll always regret.

ROYCE: You understand that?

Yes, sir. [SIGHS WEARILY]

Eighty-four miles.

It's 42 out and back.

Unless he drove around some.

And this area
here's all swampland.

He could have hid
that money anywhere.

But he wouldn't.

Syler's methodical.
He'd go someplace specific.

Hmm.

Wait a minute.
Let me check his file.

Going to the big
opening tomorrow?

Oh, I wouldn't miss it.
Are you?You bet.

I understand they'll have
three different yogurt stands

in various locations
throughout the mall.

I love that frozen yogurt.

It's good for you, too.

Adventure World.

Well, hi there,
Mrs. Syler.

Just hold one little minute.

[MOUTHING]

They're such a sweet couple.

Mrs. Syler?

I checked on that upgrade
you asked about,

and it turns out they don't
rent Mercedes in the Caymans.

But I was able
to get you a Cadillac.

Will that be all right?

TUGGLE: The father ran off
when the two boys were small,

no known whereabouts.

The mother died
about ten years ago

after a long battle
with cancer.

ROBINSON: Hmm.
So the brother is
the only living relative then?

Uh-huh. Ed Syler.

Kind of a screwball.

Dishonorable discharge
from the Marines.

Several insurance claims
over the years.

"Slip... [CHUCKLES]
Slip and fall in
the grocery store."

[LAUGHING]

ROBINSON: He bought
this wrecking yard

with a settlement
about six years ago.

Maybe good old Ed
will let us look around.

Well, we don't have
a search warrant.

I'll think of something.

MAN 1: You sound like
a real fine lady

who would make me
very honored to escort you
around the new mall tomorrow.

[REWINDING]Yeah.

That sounds like
a lot of fun.

MAN 2: Like a fine wine
that mellows with age,

I know your ad said
40s to 50s,

but I'm as spry
as any of those youngsters...

"Spry" means he has
one foot in the grave.

[WHINES]

MAN 3: And then, the little
filly might invite the great,
big stallion over to her corral

where we could be alone
together to put each other
through our paces.

What do you say to that?Hmm.

[DOGS BARKING]

Marlene!

Nice.Let me do the talking.

[DOGS CONTINUE BARKING]

ED: Yeah, uh-huh,
that's right.

You're gonna need
a torque converter on
that transmission, and...

[KNOCK AT DOOR]Door's open!

Uh, yeah. That's right.

Uh, listen, I have some
people here. I might have
to call you back on that.

Hey, fellers.
What can I do you for?

You Ed?Yep. Ed Syler,
in the flesh.

And you are?Bob Royce for the FBI.

Agent Robinson,
Assistant Police Chief.
Tuggle here.

We didn't do nothin'.
At least I didn't.

Well, actually,
what I'd like to know is,

when's the last time
you saw your brother?

Frank?

Yeah, he was here
this morning, wasn't he?

Why? What's he done?

Let's put it this way.

Are you familiar with
the First Bank of Woodville

that was robbed
last week?

[LAUGHING]

What, you think
Frank robbed the bank?

My little brother,
Frank the cop?

What's so damn funny?

Well, nothing. I just think
you're barking up
the wrong tree is all.

Well, then you don't mind
if we have a look around?

No, wait a minute.

Look around for what?ROYCE: I don't know.

Maybe a couple of hundred
thousand dollars.

Oh, my God!

Shut up.

You got a search warrant?

What, for a friendly
look around at
some of your items?

You ain't got one, do ya?

I'm an FBI agent, Ed.

How long do you think
it's gonna take me
to get a search warrant?

Yeah, well, Bob,

until you get one,

it looks like you and me
got nothing more
to say to each other.

I got some news
for you, old son.

When I get back here,

I'm gonna tear this
greasy little pig pen
of yours apart.

And if I find one dollar
of that money on
this property,

both of you are going down
on conspiracy charges.

You understand me?

Let's go.

[DOOR SLAMS]

[CAR STARTING]

Whoo-whee!
[CHUCKLES]

MARLENE: Where do
you think you're going?

I will find that Fiat.

What Fiat?

The one my little brother
hid his stolen money in.

Wait for me!

ED: You go that way!

[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]

Oh, I shouldn't even
be talking to you.

I mean, you should have
heard what my mom said

when I told her
I agreed to see you again.

She thinks I'm damn crazy.

And, you know,
I probably am!

I mean, God,

how many times have
I sworn to myself that I was
never gonna see you again

and just let myself
get sucked right back in...

What are you doing?

Babe...

Babe, will you marry me?

Oh, my God!

I mean, we can go sign up
for stuff at the mall
tomorrow when it opens.

Oh! You are just
the sweetest, honey.

I just...
Oh, my God!

Wait until my mother...

Is that a yes?

Yes.

Yes, oh, yes!

[GLASS BREAKING]

MARLENE: Ed, where are you?

ED: Over here.

Come on, Ed,
let's go home.

[DOGS BARKING]

I'm cold and I'm tired.

We ain't going
to find nothing.

Hell, he's a cop.
He ain't no bank robber.

Just a stupid notion
you have.

[PANTING]

What's that?I don't know what.

Let's take a look.

[GASPS]

Oh, my God!

Good old Frankie.
Who woulda thought?

I've never seen
so much money
in all my life.

This is God smiling
down on us, Marlene.

This is payback
for all them years

and all them contests.

I finally get
the big enchilada!

Hallelujah!

[CACKLES]

Wait a minute.

What? What?
What's the matter?

The FBI agent.
He's gonna be
watching us.

We're starting to
show up high rollers...

Oh, man, you got that right.

Of course, I'm right.
What are we gonna do?

All right, first thing...

Let's get this
up at the house.

Stash it up yonder.

I'll carry it.We'll both carry it.

I'll carry the big end.You got the big end.

[BOTH LAUGHING]

[ROYCE VOCALIZING]

[OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING]

[PHONE RINGING]

[POLICE RADIO CHATTERING]

Oh.

[LIVELY MUSIC PLAYING]

[ARGUING INDISTINCTLY]

[SHUSHING]

I can't leave
without my bracelet!Yes, you can!

CYNDEE: I can't
believe you...[SHUSHING]

[CYNDEE GASPS]

[BOTH WHISPERING INDISTINCTLY]

I'm unimpressed.

You could have at least
rented full size!

[POLICE RADIO CHATTERING]

Everything is gonna change
for us, Cyndee.

Our whole lives are
never gonna be the same.

I know.

It's funny, isn't it,

how things don't turn out
the way you expect?

Did you know that
I always wanted
to be a cashier?

No way.

Mm-hmm. Yeah, it's true.

[CHUCKLES]

When I was a little girl,
I used to push my baby brother
to play "store" with me,

just so I could
make change.

I always wanted to be a cop.

I still think
the Monticello floor plan
would've been better.

My fault, isn't it?

If they hadn't found out
about the parking card,

we wouldn't have to leave.

Well, it's probably
crazy to think we
could just stay here

like nothing
ever happened.

Well, at least we're still
getting out with the money.

At least we still
have each other.

CYNDEE: Ew! Yuck.

This place
is disgusting.

It's a junkyard.
What do you want?

Well, couldn't you have
found someplace cleaner?

[IMITATING]
"Couldn't you have found
someplace cleaner?"

Hope you think
it's real funny

when I'm in that plane
looking all greasy like
a big old dirtball.

This is crazy.

What's wrong?It's not here.

Well, where is it?I don't know!

[WHISTLES]

[GUNS COCKING]ROYCE: Hey, Frank!

Here it is.

Are we in trouble?Don't say a word.

We don't know
anything about this.

No, of course you didn't.

Your brother accidentally
found this last night.

He called to say
we could come pick it up.

Oh, my God!Be quiet!

But I wanted to
catch you in the act.

FRANK: Of what?

I just came here to find
a part for my car.

Yeah. That's right.

ROYCE: Cut the bull.

You got nothing
connecting us
to that money.

Yeah, I have.

"Cyndee.

"The ultimate babe."

Oh, that's where it was.
[CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY]

Well, maybe if you had
let me look for it...

All right, fellas.
Cuff 'em!

Hey!

Hey, watch my sunglasses.

Can I at least
say goodbye
to my husband?

Sugar, you go right ahead.
Take your time.

COP: Come on.

Don't worry, Frank.

These things always have
a way of working out.

Well, look here.

I believe I'll take this
home with me.

COP: Yes, sir, I believe
that's a 1962 grass mower.

They don't make mowers
like that anymore.

Take it easy on yourself.

What are you
talking about?

Where's the rest
of the money?

What?

Two hundred fifty
was taken from the bank,

a hundred and sixty
was found in the duffel.

I figure that means
there's still
$90,000 missing.

You wouldn't know where
any of that money might be,
would you, Frank?

[PHONE RINGING]

Hello, Adventure World.
How may I help you?

Yes, we specialize
in tropical vacations.

Did you have a particular
destination in mind?

Someplace far away?

Oh, yes. We have
some lovely packages.

Depending on
your price range...

Something expensive?

Well, uh,
if you don't mind
my asking,

is this a honeymoon,
or a...

Pardon me?

The big enchilada?

[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]

[DOGS BARKING]

[SALSA MUSIC PLAYING]