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Asylum application rejected.
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- What did you say?
- Stop!
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2 hours earlier
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I'm in the hall, and the business-guru
gets me up on the stage and says:
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"Torgeir, how do we solve this problem?"
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He wants me to peel a banana.
I'm thinking easy-peasy, and start.
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"No no, that's wrong." And he puts on a
video of a gorilla doing it.
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And don't you think the monkey does it opposite?
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It starts there.
See?
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- Pretty fast.
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The point with the ball of discrimination
is that everything can be messed with. Right?
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By joking and messing around
in a safe environment as this -
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- we take the sting out of the dangerous words.
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Take this!
Mocha-man!
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- Pale-face!
- Pale-face, that's funny.
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- Browny!
- Potato!
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You see? Amything goes.
The words have no meaning.
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- Soot-pipe!
- Fucking whore cunt!
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No, that's not ok, Balotelli.
It's sexist.
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Todays theme is racism,
and that's what we're messing around with.
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You have to learn that
if you want to be Norwegian.
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- Norwegian?
- Where are you going? Balotelli!
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- Isn't he responsible for the food today?
- Let him be, the food is ready.
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Mussel!
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Asshole!
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My mate said he had sawn it right off.
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Yes. That works too.
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Say what you want about these development country people,
but they sure know about cake.
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Johnny popped the Nordseter hill photobox.
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It will look classy in our livingroom, yes?
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Yo know these are digital now, right?
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They'll laugh their asses of
when they see your pictures.
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Very nice to have the Flamingo
club managers here with us today..
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Now that we are part owners, -
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- it is only fitting for us
to have a very nice dinner together.
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Our eminent African cook has
made us a nice treat. Enjoy.
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Yum-yum-yum!
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-Sure. Balotelli was a boating refugee.
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So he probably picked up a couple of tricks.
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Everybody stay calm.
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His asylum application was rejected ...
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We don't have authority to do anything
with a decision made by the Immigration Authority.
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-You don't have any....
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There they hurt all the time,
but here is good. We feel safe.
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Suddenly come black man!
He cut head! He kill!
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He wants to own, he wants!
He owns you all. Understand?
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Read about it in Samora.
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Pretending to be Ugandian refugees,
to understand asylum seekers better.
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Die! You die!
If you feel you're dieing, you are scared.
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No!
On your knees! Damn deserter!
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-It's been a long time, Bjørn.
-Yes.
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-Nice to see you.
-Likewise.
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-Kids ok? Is it five or six you have?
-Five.
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With three different wives.
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-Regarding Odera Adebayo's case.
-Yes, Odera.
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It was rejected.
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My partner likes to joke around.
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Yes ... Well then ... we just have
to take off the gloves.
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You know, Bjørn,
there are some rumours about you, -
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- so I stopped by your house
for some documentation.
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As far as I'm aware there are no
filipino au-pair employed by you.
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What the heck ...
This is insane.
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Are you sneaking around taking pictures
of my adopted daughter?
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Adopted daughter?
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-A total miss.
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A big question-mark over Balotelli now.
You better gets used to the Norwegian packed lunch.
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% Coming now, the spring is coming now %
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% Coming now, now, the spring is coming now %.
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Do you recognise this guy?
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It is ... Well ...
Well know ... He ...
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-He wanted me to sell his car.
-Yes, we know that.
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-He crashed and killed himself at Fåberg.
-Ouch. That was sad.
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Was a damn ... damn sympathetic type.
What happened to him?
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The main theory was that he skidded
off the road, but ...
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Yes, no ... Foreigners on snow ...
That's the way it goes.
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Well, our forensic guy ...
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..has found something
which he can't understand.
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-Laila. Scotland Yard is here.
-OK, you take over here then, David.
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Yes ...
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The victim was found
with a knitting pin in his throat.
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Is that right?
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-Are you nervous?
-No, I'm completely calm.
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That's how the pros work, Laila.
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Hva is this?
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Yes. They are in dream-land.
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-Already?
-Yes. I just put them here.
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My heart rhythm lull them to sleep.
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It's not often I meet men that
are so good wth kids.
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It's not the only thing I'm good at.
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-Did you drink milk from me?
-What?
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It felt like you were sucking.
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00:18:39,080 --> 00:18:42,980
I barely touched it,
they're probably bursting with milk.
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Yes, but it just felt on purpose....
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But ... it wasn't.
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Mm! Sour cream and onion.
It's good.
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Cheers!
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-What in your inside pocket?
-Huh?
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-This? I bought it at CC .
-You think I was born yesterday? Sambo!
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This is bullshit!
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-Hey, hey, hey! What's goin on?
-This guys is completely Ku Klux Klan!
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-Watch your mouth! Blackie!
-Calm down!
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You want me to call your girlfriend?
I know what happened -
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- in the disabled toilet at Flamingo's last weekend.
You and the wardrobe lady. And a toilet brush.
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Fine.
Enjoy the soda.
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Fuck sake, what a moron!
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00:22:29,960 --> 00:22:35,180
-Film evening?
-A small guilty pleasure: "Dirty Dancing".
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-Haven't seen that for a while.
-Join me then.
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-Yes. It is a classic.
-That it is.
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-You saved me again, Torgi.
-My name is Torgeir, not Torgi.
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Torgi, Torgar ...
Some names you Norwegians have.
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00:23:10,200 --> 00:23:15,340
-I'll call you Toro instead. Toro!
-Toro? Like the soup?
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Not soup. Italiano.
In Italian "il toro" means bull.
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It suits you.
You are as tough and fearless as a bull.
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-What ... What did you just do?
-Whoops! I ... I misunderstood.
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Are you not with it?
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I ... just got the wibe.
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That wibe - you certainly
didn't get it from me!
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Can't you read?
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Are you ...
Are you getting questioned by Scotland Yard?
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-What do you mean?
-What did they want with you?
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00:26:01,080 --> 00:26:06,540
They ... Why do you ask?
You almost have to ...
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Talk with my lawyer about it.
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00:26:18,160 --> 00:26:21,860
Boys, look at this.
That babyswimmingguy.
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I nicked the surveilance tape
from the pool.
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00:26:35,280 --> 00:26:39,980
-Madonna mia!
-Check that out!
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00:26:46,720 --> 00:26:49,260
Wow! Where did you get it?
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Say bye to daddy.
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You so good at waiving.
Look what daddy brought?
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00:27:18,320 --> 00:27:21,640
But? What is this?
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00:27:23,720 --> 00:27:26,440
What is this here?
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00:27:28,520 --> 00:27:33,000
-Is that the bra I gave you for your birthday?
-Sure it is.
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Oh my God ...
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Practice makes perfect, Balotelli.
Very good!
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00:28:28,040 --> 00:28:32,340
Where it says genital mutilation,
just cross "yes" or "no".
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00:28:32,640 --> 00:28:35,580
Jan! I need to speak to you!
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00:28:35,880 --> 00:28:39,500
What's the thing with
the new guy from "Afghanistan"?
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00:28:39,800 --> 00:28:43,220
What do you mean?
The police checked all his papers. All in order.
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00:28:43,520 --> 00:28:48,180
It suddenly became all in order
when you contacted them.
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00:28:48,480 --> 00:28:52,700
-What do you insinuate?
-That guy is an Indian gold digger.
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00:28:53,000 --> 00:28:58,540
We found this passport a week ago.
Only the picture is different.
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00:28:58,840 --> 00:29:04,300
Johnny asked for help.
An Indian guy that wanted to come to Norway.
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00:29:04,600 --> 00:29:09,180
What's the problem?
We're only giving a poor guy a new chance.
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00:29:09,480 --> 00:29:12,180
-There's a word for it.
-Philantropy.
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00:29:12,480 --> 00:29:15,300
-Trafficking!
-No! Randi! Stop it.
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What makes you think
that I'll keep shut about this?
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If you don't, I might have to
spank your cute little bottom.
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Sir? Det er til deg.
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I need more onions! Come on!
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You drug me and send me to Africa.
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-Are you ok?
-Yes, just needed some air.
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There's something I wanted
to ask you, brother.
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00:38:35,760 --> 00:38:40,580
Have you ever had
erotic fantasies about..
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About someone that is not ...
not a woman?
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Animals and shit, like?
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00:38:51,480 --> 00:38:57,420
No.
A human, but not a woman.
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00:38:57,720 --> 00:39:01,860
Not ... Are you sick in the head?
Of course I haven't!
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00:39:02,160 --> 00:39:07,100
-Who are you dreaming about?
-I don't have dreams like that.
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00:39:07,400 --> 00:39:12,820
-Why do you ask then?
-It's just ... small talk.
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00:39:13,120 --> 00:39:19,120
You gotta work on your small talk-
skills, they suck dick!
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00:39:32,320 --> 00:39:35,320
Fuck sake.
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-Bend to your right.
-Ok.
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-And left.
-Fuck sake.
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-I've been so fucking tense lately.
-We'll sort that out.
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00:39:53,720 --> 00:39:56,880
-Lie down on your stomach.
-Yes.
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00:40:36,160 --> 00:40:40,460
Yes, that's what can happen
when you forget to shut the gate to the cows.
166
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But from crime case to crime author.
167
00:40:44,880 --> 00:40:48,420
Because Oppland county
is getting it's very own Jo Nesbø.
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00:40:48,720 --> 00:40:51,780
-Welcome here, Laila Hovland.
-Many thanks for that.
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00:40:52,080 --> 00:40:58,100
The reviewer suggests that the police chief
in your book shares similarities with your boss, Arve Østli.
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00:40:58,400 --> 00:41:01,860
-What do you say to that?
-No, what would one normally say?
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00:41:02,160 --> 00:41:07,780
Any similarities with
living or dead is just coincidence.
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But you can't deny that todays
police chiefs gets criticised?
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-Chief?
-I'm a bit busy now.
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-You'll have time for this.
-Oh?
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But.. jeez ...
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00:41:43,720 --> 00:41:46,800
Don't they sift their
agents out over there?
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-I think it's an imposter, chief.
-Alright, really?
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Wow ...
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Thank you all for
how you received my food.
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00:42:07,640 --> 00:42:12,260
And a special thanks to
the man who made this possible.
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Don Giovanni, this song is for you.
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Should the hell up,
fucking blackie!
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"Integration can succeed"
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