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Dear nephew ! Hope you do not have
started by piracy -
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- Although I after three years in Norway
wish I had done it.
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Just like albinos in Lagos
we are isolated from the rest of society.
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And they break down by humbling us
and call it " integration" .
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They say that Norway is a cold country .
The worst cold I 've felt so far -
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- Does not come from climate
but from men's hearts.
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But you know the uncle.
I never lose faith in people .
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Go home !
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Stupid man !
What have I done ? Nothing !
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- What did you say?
Stop !
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Norwegian lyrics : Ellen Prytz
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I'm sitting in the audience , and so he takes business
Sikhs me up on stage and says :
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" Torgeir , how do we solve this problem? "
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And then he'll want me to peel a banana.
Easy- peasy , I think, and begin .
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" No, no . It's all wrong. " And then he puts
a video on ?ssen a gorilla does.
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And do not you think apa makes it quite the opposite ?
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It starts there, somehow.
Like that . Much easier .
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So , I 'll buy business seminar
on you, and you learn to peel a banana ?
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OMG !
The banana is a metaphor .
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Gorilla teaches
to see the problem from another angle.
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Okay . No more school for you .
The big words make you brain damage.
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- Oh shit ! How fast I ran ?
- Pretty fast.
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Great ! Who do I bribe
To get out of this?
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But , boss ...
If you start thinking like a monkey -
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- You might see the problem
in a different perspective .
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The point of discrimination it is
everything is allowed to mess with . Right?
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By joking and joking together
in such a safe and nice frame like this -
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- Do we like the sting from the scary words.
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Bring it here! Mocha Man ??!
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- Dude !
- Bleikefis , it was fun .
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- Searing !
- Potatoes !
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Do you? Everything is permitted .
Orda means like nothing.
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- Sotr?r !
- Fucking whore pussy !
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No, it's not okay , Balotelli .
There is gender discrimination.
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The topic today is racism ,
and then there is what we fool around with .
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It must learn
If you would like to be Norwegian .
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- Norwegian ?
Where are you going? You ! Balotelli !
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- Does not he responsible for food today?
- Let him be. The food is ready , the .
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Mussel !
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Son of a bitch !
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Can you hurry up a bit , bananhue ?
- It is very hard .
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My mate said
he sawed it right off.
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You know what? Move over.
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Yes. Funker , it also .
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Can say what you will about these guys developing countries ,
but the cake can.
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So you thrive in your new job ?
Yes, I love to drive colored people around.
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There are worse jobs.
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Check this out ! Johnny poppa
camera in Lillehammer hill .
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Being the classy in our living room , right?
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You know that these here are digital now?
It is digital photography .
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They will laugh themselves to death in the " State
voices " when they see pictures of you two.
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Welcome , everyone!
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Very friendly management in Flamingo
group has taken the time to come here.
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Now that we have entered into a shareholder , -
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- I think it was appropriate
with a slightly better dinner.
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Our eminent African chef
conjured up some goodies . Enjoy yourselves.
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A chef from a country without food .
Sounds promising.
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Yum - yum - yum!
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San Antonio ! This is real food .
- Yeah . Balotelli was boat refugee .
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Seven years in a transit center in Sicily , so I
thinking that he has snatched up a few tricks.
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- This is pure Martorano 's.
- Nice that you like it.
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Like ? You like happy ending
the massage department.
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This is Sophia Loren swimming nude
of prosecco in the Trevi Fountain !
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This is love !
Get him , so we'll leave him a round of applause .
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Help! Help!
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Balotelli ?
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Is it him ?
Come on !
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Now you must deal with you completely at ease.
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Yes ! This is what happens
when you fuck with niggas is ours!
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No more Tarantino movies for you!
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Racist Motherfuckers !
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Personally I do not believe in violence ,
but ... thank you .
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He has a bit of a left hook , right?
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- Panna cotta for my heroes .
- Was not that nice ?
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It was nice .
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Oh !
Just like that my grandmother made ??.
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This settles it .
You should cook at the club.
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- Eh ... but ...
- What is it?
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He has been rejected
their application , so ...
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Oh yes . Yes.
They should send him home , you know.
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What ?
Forget it! He is here !
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Now we have not authority to do anything
with a legally adopted UDI decisions .
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- Send out another fool.
- So , you have no mu ....
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Maybe you can explain Johnny
how things work here ?
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Yes , Jan,
Johnny explain how things work here .
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The damage may not ...
to have a chat with the caseworker ?
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Good idea .
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Where they have it hurt all the time,
while we have it good . We feel confident .
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Suddenly , black man !
He cuts his head ! He kill !
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He shall possess it, he shall have!
For his own all the dock ! See?
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Is that him ?
- Yes.
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Read about it in Samora . RPG .
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Later they are Ugandan refugees ,
to understand asylum seekers better.
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Die ! You die !
If you feel that you die , you're scared.
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No!
Down on your knees ! Damn deserter !
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Do you believe this?
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Yes, it was long ago, Bj?rn .
- Yes.
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- Nice to ... Nice to see you .
- You too .
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- Good with kids? If you have five or six ?
- Five .
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With three wives.
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-That the matter to Odera Adebayo .
- Odera , yes .
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He has been rejected .
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I know that there are many foreign
freeloaders who indulge in our welfare , -
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- But here he is different.
He could have really helped .
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My partner likes
adding an a jocular tone.
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- We do not play for Applicants.
Yeah ...
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Yes ... No, then ... is it just
taking off her silk gloves , then.
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You know, Bear,
it has circulated some rumors about you -
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- So I took a short trip to your house
To provide some documentation .
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As far as I know it is not
registered a Filipino employee of you.
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No, but in all the world ...
This is totally insane .
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Driver you
and sniper shooting adoptive daughter?
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Adoptive Daughter ?
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Sorry , this second floor ?
This is the wrong office . Come on !
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- It went well .
- It was skivebom .
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Sp?rs well with Balotelli now. getting enough
just get used to the Norwegian lunch box .
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I'm not so sure about that . Maybe
we have peeled banana from the wrong end ?
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Comes now , spring is coming now.
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Come now, now , spring is coming now.
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Do you know that guy here ?
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It is ... So ...
Know and recognize ... He ...
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He wanted me to sell the car for him .
Yes, we know it .
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He drove himself to death at F?berg .
- Oh , of course. It was sad.
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Was a damn ... damn likeable type.
What has happened to him ?
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The main theory is that he
one skid and ran off the road , but ...
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Yes , no ... Foreigners in winter conditions ...
It goes well like that.
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Now what happend ...
This is crime scene examiner ours.
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He has made ??some discoveries
that he did not quite understand .
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- Laila . Scotland Yard is here .
Yes, you will take over where you , David.
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Yes ...
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It's that way that the victim was found
with a knitting needle in the neck .
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So much so , yes ?
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- Are you nervous ?
No, I'm totally calm.
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A great honor to have you here .
What can we assist ?
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Inspector ?stli ?
You speak very good English.
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Crime Detective Smith , Scotland Yard.
We spoke on the phone about Hammer case.
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- Yes. Here is the case file .
We are not quite done with it yet .
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- It was clearly an accident , right?
- Yeah .
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Here you are.
We make a new one for ourselves.
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00:14:31,720 --> 00:14:37,420
Could we meet and discuss the matter ? I
'll buy you dinner tea or whatever you want.
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Thanks, that sounds delicious , but I am certain
busy with paperwork at the weekend.
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Before I go ...
Could I borrow your bathroom?
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Of course . Toilet are always
The Yards disposal.
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Yes , Laila ,
where you see how the pros work .
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According to the cops got your brother
in damage to kill himself -
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- With a knitting needle while he drove .
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He knitted while he was at 240 km / h
in his Ferrari on the slippery Norwegian roads .
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Hardly !
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It's definitely the guy
who took care of the car Duncy .
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Hello , young lady!
You can not smoke in here !
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Yes, I can , my friend .
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Hey , hey !
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Hey , hey . Hey . Hey !
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We have concluded that there are no
humanitarian reasons to let you stay here .
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You can not do this.
No. No, no, no! No!
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Hey ! Hey ! Hey !
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What is this all about?
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Yes. When they are in dreamland .
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- Already?
- Yes. I just put them up here .
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The rhythm of the heart lulling them to sleep.
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It 's not often I meet men
that has as good knack with children.
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It is not the only
I have ... a good knack .
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Ouch, ouch! Oh !
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- Did you milk me?
- What ?
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It felt very
as you ... sucked , somehow .
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I guess I was just touched a gland .
You've milk explosive .
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Yes, yes , but it felt like
that you intentionally somehow ...
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But ... I did not.
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Mm ! Surkrem and onions. It's good .
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Cheers!
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Technical Support. this is
Gareth from London. What is the problem ?
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The problem is computers .
That's why I call, sort of.
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We have two companies and ten machines,
and none of them work.
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Want to read up
serial number on one of them?
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Wait a minute.
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It is Y374200725 .
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These PCs do not have a valid license .
I will have to report you to the police.
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It is I who run this joint .
It has known a misunderstanding .
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No misunderstanding,
only finding of unlawful acquisition hardware.
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Listen ... " Gareth " .
You're as English as I am.
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You're a Punjab - guy rots away
in a call center in Mumbai.
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Actually, I'm in New Delhi.
- Really?
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What if I buy a cow or two to you,
and so we forget this conversation ?
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For a moment , my friend.
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Like that .
I had to switch to a secure line .
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Smart .
Have you thought about my offer ?
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My counter offer : on transferring 50 $ 000
to an account in the Cayman Islands.
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50 000 ? Forget it!
- All right . When I notify the police.
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Take it easy, now.
Now you need to keep track of samosas .
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Have you heard about Norway ?
- Of course . The homeland of the a-ha.
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Favorite - wait my music. so sad
and melancholy , yet so captivating.
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Right.
I operate a reception center here .
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I can get my guys to fix false
ID papers and you get hit right away .
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The ladies here are beautiful and
the most sexually liberated in the world.
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When should I book a flight ?
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- What do you have in his pocket ?
- What?
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- The ? I bought it at CC Mat.
You think I was born yesterday or something? Sambo !
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This is bullshit !
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Hey , hey , hey ! What 's going on?
He's the type here is completely Ku Klux Klan !
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- Watch your mouth ! Nigger !
- Calm down !
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Or should I make a phone call to your girlfriend ?
I know what happened -
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- The handicap shithouse at the Flamingo for the weekend.
You and wardrobe mistress . And dob?rste .
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Right.
Enjoy the soda , then.
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Damn , for a turnip !
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- If you have movie night ?
- A little guilty pleasure : " Dirty Dancing " .
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The - I have not seen in a while .
- Then go with you .
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- Yes. It's a classic.
That's it .
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Think you've saved me again, Torgi .
My name Torgeir , not Torgi .
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Torgi , Torgar ...
A few names you Norwegians .
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- I call you Toro instead. Toro !
- Toro ? As the soup ?
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Not soup. Italiano.
In Italian means il toro bull.
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It suits you the .
You're just as tough and fearless as a bull.
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What ... What did you do now?
Ops ! I ... I misunderstood .
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Are you completely out , or what?
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I ... only got like vibe .
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The vibes
did you at least not from me !
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Can not read or what?
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And ... There is an Indian guy.
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- Fix a new identity for him.
- You want me to do what ?
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Call him and tell
what to say at border control.
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It's a very serious crime .
What do you mean ?
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I can always shut the reception
and solve the problem using pay.
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No, no . I'll see what I can do.
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Hey ! Agent Smith ! Agent Smith !
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If you ...
Are you questioning by Scotland Yard?
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What do you mean by that?
What would they do to you ?
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00:26:01,080 --> 00:26:06,540
The ... No. Why do you ask ?
You'll have to just ...
228
00:26:06,840 --> 00:26:10,040
You get
talk to my lawyer about it.
229
00:26:12,320 --> 00:26:15,320
Now get in the fucking car!
230
00:26:18,160 --> 00:26:21,860
Guys , come and see.
He baby swim guy .
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00:26:22,160 --> 00:26:24,220
Let's see .
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00:26:24,520 --> 00:26:28,600
I Boffa
Surveillance tape from the swimming pool .
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00:26:35,280 --> 00:26:39,980
- Madonna mia !
- Look at him !
234
00:26:40,280 --> 00:26:46,420
Infamy !
I've seen enough !
235
00:26:46,720 --> 00:26:49,260
Oi ! Where did you get it?
236
00:26:49,560 --> 00:26:54,380
I guess I'm just a dad who likes
to bring something home from business trips.
237
00:26:54,680 --> 00:26:58,680
It is Superfine .
See ! Oi ! It is perfect .
238
00:27:00,560 --> 00:27:04,380
- Okay, then I'll go .
- You do not want a cup of tea or ...?
239
00:27:04,680 --> 00:27:08,820
No, no . I will not
destroy your tea party . We'll see .
240
00:27:09,120 --> 00:27:13,580
Say goodbye to Dad, then.
Bye, Daddy! Cheers!
241
00:27:13,880 --> 00:27:18,020
You have been so good at waving .
Let's see what Dad has taken ?
242
00:27:18,320 --> 00:27:21,640
No ? What is this? Huh ?
243
00:27:23,720 --> 00:27:26,440
What is this all about?
244
00:27:28,520 --> 00:27:33,000
Is that bra I gave you for your birthday ?
- It is well .
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00:27:35,480 --> 00:27:38,200
Oh my god ...
246
00:27:47,800 --> 00:27:53,280
Practice makes perfect , Balotelli .
Great !
247
00:28:04,880 --> 00:28:11,220
Excuse me , ma'am ? Will you get me some
paper handkerchiefs and some Darjeeling tea ?
248
00:28:11,520 --> 00:28:16,940
- What is your name ?
It's so far. It's in the passport.
249
00:28:17,240 --> 00:28:20,060
Where are you from ?
Afghanistan .
250
00:28:20,360 --> 00:28:23,700
Where in Afghanistan?
The accent is a bit weird.
251
00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:27,740
You know ... Where all the mountains are.
252
00:28:28,040 --> 00:28:32,340
In point of FGM
just tick " yes " . Or " no".
253
00:28:32,640 --> 00:28:35,580
Jan! I need to talk to you!
254
00:28:35,880 --> 00:28:39,500
What sort of thing
with he new from the " Afghanistan " ?
255
00:28:39,800 --> 00:28:43,220
What do you mean ?
The police checked the papers . That's all right.
256
00:28:43,520 --> 00:28:48,180
It was suddenly very fine
when you had made ??contact with them .
257
00:28:48,480 --> 00:28:52,700
The guy there ...
He is a fortune hunter from India.
258
00:28:53,000 --> 00:28:58,540
This pass we found a week ago .
It is the picture that is different.
259
00:28:58,840 --> 00:29:04,300
Johnny asked for help with a guy .
An Indian guy who absolutely wanted to Norway .
260
00:29:04,600 --> 00:29:09,180
What is the problem ?
We give a poor man a second chance.
261
00:29:09,480 --> 00:29:12,180
It's a word for that.
- Philanthropy .
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00:29:12,480 --> 00:29:15,300
- Trafficking !
- No! Randi ! Come on, then.
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00:29:15,600 --> 00:29:20,220
What makes you think that
I'm going to shut up about it here ?
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00:29:20,520 --> 00:29:27,920
If you do , I might
have to rise the cute little butt yours.
265
00:29:49,160 --> 00:29:54,100
- Is this who I think it is?
You remember Gareth ?
266
00:29:54,400 --> 00:29:57,260
Yes, Gareth .
Welcome to paradise.
267
00:29:57,560 --> 00:30:02,380
Have been here for 5 minutes and already
hacked in Road Administration Server.
268
00:30:02,680 --> 00:30:05,980
He will help us
with camera - jam .
269
00:30:06,280 --> 00:30:08,860
So you know how to do that ?
270
00:30:09,160 --> 00:30:14,060
I hacked into the Pentagon in
Before I got my first pubic hair.
271
00:30:14,360 --> 00:30:20,260
- Cocky guy, huh?
- Yes ! He is a stick . He is ... very clever.
272
00:30:20,560 --> 00:30:23,100
- Look at us .
- Garry checking -
273
00:30:23,400 --> 00:30:29,560
- That nobody has downloaded it from the server ,
so if we delete it now, we save.
274
00:30:30,880 --> 00:30:36,620
Please wait ... I got an idea.
You know he's swimming Pervert ?
275
00:30:36,920 --> 00:30:40,980
Yes , you mean ... he here ?
276
00:30:41,280 --> 00:30:45,780
Yes. Can you get it to look like
that it is he who drives the car ?
277
00:30:46,080 --> 00:30:52,220
- Of course . I could clear it in 95
-I'm going to like the boy.
278
00:30:52,520 --> 00:30:57,680
And how about a beer can in his hand ?
- A can of beer should be .
279
00:31:03,440 --> 00:31:08,080
Terrific . Gorgeous .
280
00:33:27,480 --> 00:33:29,640
Oh fuck ...
281
00:34:25,280 --> 00:34:28,680
Where am I?
Nigeria.
282
00:34:54,840 --> 00:34:57,840
Sir ? It's for you .
283
00:35:02,440 --> 00:35:04,260
Hello?
284
00:35:04,560 --> 00:35:07,380
Hey , buddy !
Happy with your trip?
285
00:35:07,680 --> 00:35:11,640
What ... What is this?
286
00:35:12,920 --> 00:35:17,500
I was so inspired by
the war simulation course , so I thought -
287
00:35:17,800 --> 00:35:23,740
- If you want to send my husband to Nigeria ,
then you can check the conditions first.
288
00:35:24,040 --> 00:35:32,180
What do you think police say
when I tell them what you 've done?
289
00:35:32,480 --> 00:35:38,620
When a negligible nightclub owner can put
you in a box and send you to Africa -
290
00:35:38,920 --> 00:35:44,320
- You should ask yourself
whether to continue to fuck with him .
291
00:35:45,440 --> 00:35:47,580
Another scenario :
292
00:35:47,880 --> 00:35:54,800
You work and shut up , Balotelli
will be here , and I get you home safely .
293
00:35:58,440 --> 00:36:00,900
Okay, I'll cooperate.
294
00:36:01,200 --> 00:36:03,320
Bra.
295
00:36:23,680 --> 00:36:26,480
I need more onions! Come on !
296
00:36:27,760 --> 00:36:30,820
- How are you?
- Nice to see you.
297
00:36:31,120 --> 00:36:34,940
- Did I lie about the food ?
No, you did not .
298
00:36:35,240 --> 00:36:38,140
Now, my girl ?
299
00:36:38,440 --> 00:36:44,100
Who do we have here ? Nice tan.
- Thank you.
300
00:36:44,400 --> 00:36:50,100
-Here's the paperwork to your friend.
- Good boy .
301
00:36:50,400 --> 00:36:54,860
I just have to ask you something :
Why him ?
302
00:36:55,160 --> 00:36:58,480
Try the meatballs .
303
00:37:01,200 --> 00:37:07,940
Okay . Just so I understand this ...
You drugged me down , send me to Africa.
304
00:37:08,240 --> 00:37:14,480
- Just because of a few meatballs ?
They're something for themselves .
305
00:37:40,080 --> 00:37:44,200
We have a full house !
How's the ...?
306
00:37:45,840 --> 00:37:50,820
Hey ! What are you doing?
- Taking ketchup on pasta .
307
00:37:51,120 --> 00:37:54,340
Have you lost your mind ?
It is not hamburger.
308
00:37:54,640 --> 00:37:58,700
Would you have drawn mustache on the " Mona Lisa" ?
Do not answer that!
309
00:37:59,000 --> 00:38:04,880
These Norwegians ... They are still
Vikings, but without the silly helmets .
310
00:38:14,560 --> 00:38:19,280
- Is it good or what?
Yeah , just needed air.
311
00:38:28,960 --> 00:38:35,460
You , uh ... It is one thing
I intend to ask you , my brother .
312
00:38:35,760 --> 00:38:40,580
Have you ever
had like erotic fantasies ...
313
00:38:40,880 --> 00:38:45,880
If someone who is not ... not women ?
314
00:38:46,840 --> 00:38:50,320
Animals and shit , like?
315
00:38:51,480 --> 00:38:57,420
No.
So people, just not lady.
316
00:38:57,720 --> 00:39:01,860
Not ... Are you sick in your head , right?
Of course I have not!
317
00:39:02,160 --> 00:39:07,100
Who are you doing and dreams ?
- I do not have that kind of dream .
318
00:39:07,400 --> 00:39:12,820
Why ask and dig like that then?
It's just ... smalltalk .
319
00:39:13,120 --> 00:39:19,120
Then you should work with the smalltalk -
your abilities , because they suck limb !
320
00:39:32,320 --> 00:39:35,320
Au . Holy shit . Ah .
321
00:39:38,720 --> 00:39:41,520
- Bend your right .
-Ok .
322
00:39:42,720 --> 00:39:47,340
And left .
- Oh, holy shit .
323
00:39:47,640 --> 00:39:53,420
- Have been so damn tense in the past.
- We will manage to arrange.
324
00:39:53,720 --> 00:39:56,880
- Lie down on your stomach while .
- Yes.
325
00:40:09,720 --> 00:40:12,260
Hello dealership .
326
00:40:12,560 --> 00:40:17,620
It is time that we take a little chat
what has happened to my brother.
327
00:40:17,920 --> 00:40:20,060
I know nothing.
328
00:40:20,360 --> 00:40:26,160
I have heard that acupuncture is
very good for memory.
329
00:40:29,560 --> 00:40:32,540
What the hell happened to my brother? !
330
00:40:32,840 --> 00:40:35,860
Ok! Ok! I 'll tell you that!
331
00:40:36,160 --> 00:40:40,460
Yes, that can happen when you forget
to close the gate to the cows .
332
00:40:40,760 --> 00:40:44,580
But from a criminal
a crime writer.
333
00:40:44,880 --> 00:40:48,420
For Oppland is about
to get their own Jo Nesb? .
334
00:40:48,720 --> 00:40:51,780
- Welcome here, Laila Hovland .
- Thank you.
335
00:40:52,080 --> 00:40:58,100
The reviewer suggests that the police chief in the book
has similarities with the boss, Arve ?stli .
336
00:40:58,400 --> 00:41:01,860
What do you say to that?
No, what is it they always say ?
337
00:41:02,160 --> 00:41:07,780
At any comparison with living
and dead persons are a coincidence .
338
00:41:08,080 --> 00:41:14,160
But you can not deny that the current
Police management gets pretty rough treatment ?
339
00:41:19,880 --> 00:41:22,880
- Chief ?
- I am a little busy now .
340
00:41:24,120 --> 00:41:27,800
- This is the time .
- Really?
341
00:41:32,560 --> 00:41:35,220
No, but Joss name ...
342
00:41:35,520 --> 00:41:43,420
" Threats and violence ,
urinating in public places , armed robbery. "
343
00:41:43,720 --> 00:41:46,800
Siler they their agents over there?
344
00:41:48,400 --> 00:41:54,240
- I think we are talking about a cheat , boss.
- Well, well, you say that?
345
00:41:55,800 --> 00:41:57,920
Oi ...
346
00:42:04,040 --> 00:42:07,340
Thank you for how you took my food .
347
00:42:07,640 --> 00:42:12,260
And an especially big thank you
the man who made this possible.
348
00:42:12,560 --> 00:42:17,560
Don Giovanni, this song 's for you.
349
00:43:27,080 --> 00:43:31,560
Listen to him . The boy's soul.
350
00:43:33,080 --> 00:43:35,880
Yes, he has soul.
351
00:43:45,040 --> 00:43:48,440
Shut up, you fucking black call !
352
00:43:49,600 --> 00:43:52,240
What the hell ...? !
353
00:44:03,560 --> 00:44:09,340
Dear nephew ! It happened
something wonderful here in the cold north .
354
00:44:09,640 --> 00:44:13,820
I finally have some friends.
355
00:44:14,120 --> 00:44:19,120
They do not like blacks,
and certainly not gays .
356
00:44:20,840 --> 00:44:27,080
But they can not help it :
They love Balotelli .31604
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