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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:01:08,102 --> 00:01:10,871 * I'm leaving 4 00:01:10,938 --> 00:01:13,874 * On a jet plane 5 00:01:13,941 --> 00:01:17,411 * Don't know when I'll be back again 6 00:01:17,478 --> 00:01:21,081 * Oh, babe, I hate to go 7 00:01:24,051 --> 00:01:25,486 A crossing guard? 8 00:01:29,290 --> 00:01:31,192 A crossing guard! 9 00:01:33,427 --> 00:01:35,095 Did you find out about her? 10 00:01:36,364 --> 00:01:37,765 I almost trusted you. 11 00:01:42,136 --> 00:01:43,137 Okay. 12 00:01:46,640 --> 00:01:48,242 Just a sec. 13 00:01:48,309 --> 00:01:49,377 Okay. 14 00:02:01,489 --> 00:02:04,192 COLLEEN: You're not going to believe this, but I didn't mean to kill Dick. 15 00:02:04,258 --> 00:02:05,959 I just wanted to scare him a little. 16 00:02:06,026 --> 00:02:07,961 I didn't even know the gun was loaded. 17 00:02:09,463 --> 00:02:11,999 Sweetie, is that water hot enough for you? 18 00:02:12,065 --> 00:02:14,502 COLLEEN: Oh, it's fine, thank you. 19 00:02:19,440 --> 00:02:20,474 Stupid. 20 00:02:26,480 --> 00:02:28,982 I had told her a gun's only effective if you load it. 21 00:02:39,460 --> 00:02:41,862 COLLEEN: Okie dokie. See you later, sweetie. 22 00:02:41,929 --> 00:02:44,097 COLLEEN: I never kept bullets in the gun, honest. 23 00:02:50,938 --> 00:02:51,972 Oops. 24 00:03:18,832 --> 00:03:19,967 Oh, no. 25 00:03:42,089 --> 00:03:44,958 COLLEEN: I can't believe I accidently killed Dick. 26 00:03:45,025 --> 00:03:48,629 Sure we had our problems, but come on, what couple doesn't. 27 00:03:48,696 --> 00:03:51,299 Dick was basically a pretty nice guy. 28 00:03:51,365 --> 00:03:52,966 Sometimes... 29 00:03:55,303 --> 00:03:58,005 You wanna know another thing I love about this little filly? 30 00:03:58,071 --> 00:03:59,940 Not really. 31 00:04:00,007 --> 00:04:02,643 I love the way she screams for me to call her puddle britches while we're in the sack. 32 00:04:02,710 --> 00:04:04,812 That's not... That's not true. 33 00:04:04,878 --> 00:04:10,351 Oh, come on. It's cute. You're cute. So cute, I could just chew you right up. 34 00:04:10,418 --> 00:04:12,820 Oh, please. I just had cocktail weenies. 35 00:04:12,886 --> 00:04:15,255 Before you chew me right up, I have to use the ladies' room. 36 00:04:17,925 --> 00:04:20,093 So, Tina, can I come back to your place? 37 00:04:21,194 --> 00:04:23,096 How drunk do you think I am? 38 00:04:26,033 --> 00:04:27,034 Guess not. 39 00:04:41,549 --> 00:04:42,750 Hello? 40 00:04:44,251 --> 00:04:46,720 Dick! Hello. 41 00:04:50,023 --> 00:04:52,426 Jeez, what am I gonna do with you? 42 00:04:52,493 --> 00:04:53,761 COLLEEN: Ooh. 43 00:04:53,827 --> 00:04:54,828 Oops. 44 00:04:59,166 --> 00:05:01,669 Oops. Oops. 45 00:05:04,071 --> 00:05:07,307 Oops. Sorry. 46 00:05:07,375 --> 00:05:09,477 Oops. Sorry. Oops. 47 00:05:10,811 --> 00:05:11,879 Oh, sorry. 48 00:05:12,713 --> 00:05:14,748 Hello, 911? 49 00:05:14,815 --> 00:05:18,686 Um, I just shot my boyfriend... but, it was an accident. 50 00:05:18,752 --> 00:05:22,189 And I really don't think that jail time is a good idea. 51 00:05:22,255 --> 00:05:23,591 That's not right. 52 00:05:27,160 --> 00:05:29,162 Hello, is this 911? 53 00:05:29,229 --> 00:05:31,499 Oh, hi, um... 54 00:05:31,565 --> 00:05:34,502 Hey, listen, a stranger just broke into my house, 55 00:05:34,568 --> 00:05:37,371 and got my purse, and took my gun out of my purse, 56 00:05:37,438 --> 00:05:40,240 and shot my boyfriend and hid him in the basement. 57 00:05:41,775 --> 00:05:43,477 No, that's not going to work. 58 00:05:58,592 --> 00:05:59,660 Hello? 59 00:05:59,727 --> 00:06:00,994 Hi, Mom, I have to talk to you. 60 00:06:01,061 --> 00:06:03,230 Well, I have to talk to you, too. 61 00:06:03,296 --> 00:06:06,299 Okay, but, Mom, what I have to tell you is very important. 62 00:06:06,366 --> 00:06:09,236 Well, Colleen, mine is important, too. 63 00:06:09,937 --> 00:06:11,872 Is that Colleen? 64 00:06:11,939 --> 00:06:14,508 Of course it's Colleen. I just said, "Well, Colleen." 65 00:06:14,575 --> 00:06:16,944 Tell her to watch out for dust mites. 66 00:06:18,412 --> 00:06:22,082 Mom, I have to tell you something 67 00:06:22,149 --> 00:06:24,485 very important about Dick. 68 00:06:24,552 --> 00:06:27,988 Listen, sweetie, I just sent you some clippings from magazines. 69 00:06:28,055 --> 00:06:29,657 You know, different hairstyles. 70 00:06:29,723 --> 00:06:33,326 Some of them would look just darling on you. 71 00:06:33,393 --> 00:06:36,430 Oh, and some, you know, diets, too. 72 00:06:36,497 --> 00:06:39,166 Tell her about the dust mites. 73 00:06:39,232 --> 00:06:42,302 Sweetie, have you heard from Peter recently? 74 00:06:42,369 --> 00:06:44,505 No, Mother. No, I haven't heard from Peter. 75 00:06:44,572 --> 00:06:48,442 Because he married my former best friend Pamela Grinder. 76 00:06:48,509 --> 00:06:50,210 You remember? 77 00:06:50,277 --> 00:06:52,245 Well, maybe if you wore your hair differently... 78 00:06:53,614 --> 00:06:55,916 All right, Mom, thanks for the advice. 79 00:06:56,484 --> 00:06:57,618 Bye. 80 00:06:57,685 --> 00:06:58,752 Oh, okay. 81 00:07:01,689 --> 00:07:02,890 I think she's mad. 82 00:07:05,826 --> 00:07:07,995 COLLEEN: This day was really going down the tubes. 83 00:07:08,061 --> 00:07:12,600 And it all started with a visit to my local alcoholic psychic Madame Hugonaut. 84 00:07:19,172 --> 00:07:20,307 You have to believe. 85 00:07:20,373 --> 00:07:21,475 Oh, I believe. 86 00:07:23,010 --> 00:07:25,879 I see a man, a husband. 87 00:07:25,946 --> 00:07:26,947 A boyfriend? 88 00:07:27,014 --> 00:07:28,015 Yes, yes, that's it. 89 00:07:28,081 --> 00:07:30,283 And, um, well, he's going on a trip. 90 00:07:30,350 --> 00:07:31,485 A very long trip. 91 00:07:33,053 --> 00:07:34,087 No. 92 00:07:34,154 --> 00:07:35,756 Yes. 93 00:07:35,823 --> 00:07:38,391 He's very secretive. He does not tell you everything. 94 00:07:38,458 --> 00:07:42,229 He's... Well, he's going to Rome! Ah! 95 00:07:42,295 --> 00:07:44,898 Oh, no, I think you're mistaken. Dick hates pasta. 96 00:07:44,965 --> 00:07:46,500 Mistaken? 97 00:07:46,567 --> 00:07:49,469 Madame Hugonaut is never mistaken. 98 00:07:49,537 --> 00:07:52,239 And you're husband... -Boyfriend. 99 00:07:52,305 --> 00:07:55,075 Whatever he is, he's not going alone. 100 00:07:56,143 --> 00:07:57,911 He's taking a young woman. 101 00:08:01,381 --> 00:08:02,683 A crossing guard. 102 00:08:04,017 --> 00:08:05,553 A crossing guard? 103 00:08:05,619 --> 00:08:08,088 Oh, no. I seriously doubt that Dick would take a... 104 00:08:08,155 --> 00:08:10,290 Yes, yes, a crossing guard. 105 00:08:11,725 --> 00:08:14,762 I call them the sirens of the school system 106 00:08:14,828 --> 00:08:18,899 with their long legs and their bright blue eyes, 107 00:08:18,966 --> 00:08:24,004 and the way they wave those stop signs around. "Oh, stop! Stop! Stop." 108 00:08:28,809 --> 00:08:30,210 Madame Hugonaut? 109 00:08:31,211 --> 00:08:33,246 Oh... Oh! Uh... 110 00:08:34,414 --> 00:08:38,652 A few days ago, he... 111 00:08:38,719 --> 00:08:41,922 ...got into a mishap with a car. 112 00:08:41,989 --> 00:08:44,024 Yes. 113 00:08:44,091 --> 00:08:46,560 Yes, a fender bender in the parking lot. 114 00:08:46,627 --> 00:08:49,062 Oh! Do you... Do you see the other man? 115 00:08:49,129 --> 00:08:51,932 The handsome man in the black car? 116 00:08:54,635 --> 00:08:56,904 Idiot! Oh, I'll handle this. 117 00:09:01,208 --> 00:09:05,078 -What in the hell were you doing? -Obeying the law. 118 00:09:06,213 --> 00:09:07,581 What were you doing? 119 00:09:07,648 --> 00:09:10,483 I was backing out. You were driving like a maniac. 120 00:09:10,550 --> 00:09:12,552 Wow, cool car. 121 00:09:12,620 --> 00:09:14,087 Colleen, mind your own business. 122 00:09:14,154 --> 00:09:16,023 You were the one driving like a maniac. 123 00:09:16,089 --> 00:09:18,592 Oh, yeah? Why don't we get the cops here and see? 124 00:09:18,659 --> 00:09:21,528 There's no need to get the cops here. Come on, it's a little fender bender. 125 00:09:21,595 --> 00:09:23,597 Oh. No, look your... 126 00:09:23,664 --> 00:09:26,934 See your light thing is all crushed. 127 00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:30,604 Colleen, do you understand that 'mind your own business' means shut up? 128 00:09:30,671 --> 00:09:33,140 Why don't we leave her out of it? She's innocent. 129 00:09:33,974 --> 00:09:34,975 She's cute, too. 130 00:09:39,446 --> 00:09:42,683 -Stop trying to change the subject. -There is no subject, buddy. 131 00:09:42,750 --> 00:09:45,118 I'm getting in my car and I'm leaving. 132 00:09:48,555 --> 00:09:50,157 It's nice meeting you. 133 00:09:50,223 --> 00:09:53,560 Oh, hope I run into you again. 134 00:09:57,164 --> 00:09:58,666 I see... 135 00:09:58,732 --> 00:10:03,536 ...your husband and the crossing guard having an affair. 136 00:10:03,603 --> 00:10:05,773 They're running off to Rome together! Capisce? 137 00:10:05,839 --> 00:10:08,308 If you went home right this second, you will see him standing at the doorway 138 00:10:08,375 --> 00:10:12,445 with the bags all packed waiting to leave you. I think, just mark my words. 139 00:10:12,512 --> 00:10:14,381 Go. Go. 140 00:10:29,663 --> 00:10:30,764 Hey! 141 00:10:31,865 --> 00:10:34,501 That so-and-so was taking my clothes. 142 00:10:36,904 --> 00:10:40,073 I suppose his little crossing girl was my size, too. 143 00:10:42,275 --> 00:10:44,011 I could kill him again. 144 00:10:47,280 --> 00:10:48,281 Hello? 145 00:10:49,482 --> 00:10:51,484 Oh, I know who this is. 146 00:10:51,551 --> 00:10:55,488 You, very mean lady! You're never going to speak to my boyfriend again! 147 00:10:59,026 --> 00:11:00,027 Oh. 148 00:11:03,463 --> 00:11:05,699 Who's that you're ringing up, Daniel? 149 00:11:05,766 --> 00:11:07,167 This woman I met yesterday. 150 00:11:08,836 --> 00:11:10,771 I hope to run into you again. 151 00:11:48,008 --> 00:11:49,642 Hey, Sis. Danny. 152 00:11:52,980 --> 00:11:56,583 Danny, I've got something to tell you. 153 00:11:56,649 --> 00:11:58,218 I, uh, Jared, he's... 154 00:11:58,285 --> 00:12:00,687 JARED: Danny! 155 00:12:00,754 --> 00:12:03,056 Why don't you join me in the yard? 156 00:12:03,123 --> 00:12:05,358 Some of the boys have a game of football going. 157 00:12:06,960 --> 00:12:09,129 Okay. See you, sis. 158 00:12:11,331 --> 00:12:14,902 MAN 1: Patrick! Patrick! Patrick! 159 00:12:14,968 --> 00:12:18,138 MAN 2: I could... I could make it. MAN 1: Patrick! 160 00:12:18,205 --> 00:12:19,439 MAN 1: Patrick! Patrick! 161 00:12:19,506 --> 00:12:20,707 MAN 2: Hey, Danny! 162 00:12:25,112 --> 00:12:27,647 Would you be so kind just to favor us with one of your beautiful songs? 163 00:12:27,714 --> 00:12:28,715 Not today, Mike. 164 00:12:28,782 --> 00:12:30,050 Oh, come on. 165 00:12:30,117 --> 00:12:31,718 Sorry, Mike, you know I don't. I don't sing anymore. 166 00:12:31,785 --> 00:12:33,120 Back to your game, boys. 167 00:12:35,255 --> 00:12:36,523 Did you rub Dick Rasmusson, yet? 168 00:12:37,690 --> 00:12:39,993 What? He ran into me. 169 00:12:40,060 --> 00:12:43,330 I was trailing him. You know, I was... I was trying to get a good shot at him. 170 00:12:43,396 --> 00:12:46,533 And, he backed into my car, not more than 20 minutes ago. 171 00:12:46,599 --> 00:12:48,168 Well, did you rub him? 172 00:12:48,235 --> 00:12:49,736 No, I didn't have an opportunity to. 173 00:12:49,803 --> 00:12:51,738 He was with a... He was with a woman. 174 00:12:51,805 --> 00:12:54,975 Name of the wee man, Danny. I asked you to pop this guy over a week ago. 175 00:12:55,042 --> 00:12:57,677 I need this to happen, I need it to happen now! 176 00:12:57,744 --> 00:13:00,680 I know. I'll do it. I'll ax him tomorrow. 177 00:13:03,616 --> 00:13:05,785 Danny. 178 00:13:05,853 --> 00:13:09,356 I transferred you from the accounting department to the hitman department. 179 00:13:09,422 --> 00:13:10,924 What? Two years ago. 180 00:13:10,991 --> 00:13:12,659 Yes. So? 181 00:13:12,725 --> 00:13:16,830 So in that time, how many people do you think you've actually killed? 182 00:13:16,897 --> 00:13:17,931 Technically? 183 00:13:17,998 --> 00:13:18,999 Sure, technically. 184 00:13:19,766 --> 00:13:20,767 I don't know. 185 00:13:20,834 --> 00:13:21,801 I'll tell you, none. 186 00:13:21,869 --> 00:13:24,271 Rien, nada, nothing, zilch. 187 00:13:24,337 --> 00:13:26,373 In two years you haven't doled out so much as a black eye. 188 00:13:26,439 --> 00:13:28,141 Frankly, I'm disappointed. 189 00:13:28,208 --> 00:13:30,010 I expected more from an American. 190 00:13:30,077 --> 00:13:32,779 Uh, Senator Dove. What about him? He's dead. 191 00:13:32,846 --> 00:13:35,715 Senator Dove died of a heart attack. 192 00:13:35,782 --> 00:13:37,384 Yes. He had a heart attack 193 00:13:37,450 --> 00:13:39,519 while I was hiding in his closet waiting to kill him. 194 00:13:39,586 --> 00:13:41,121 Not a true rub. 195 00:13:41,188 --> 00:13:42,689 Are, are you saying I'm yellow? 196 00:13:42,755 --> 00:13:45,258 I'm not saying you're any color. 197 00:13:45,325 --> 00:13:46,860 I'm saying maybe your heart isn't in it. 198 00:13:46,927 --> 00:13:49,029 I'm saying maybe that, maybe you should get back to accounting 199 00:13:49,096 --> 00:13:50,563 where you don't actually have to kill people. 200 00:13:50,630 --> 00:13:52,732 I can kill people... as good as the next guy. 201 00:13:52,799 --> 00:13:56,904 Hey, Danny, care to favor us with one of your beautiful songs today? 202 00:13:56,970 --> 00:13:59,039 I haven't sang in two years. 203 00:13:59,106 --> 00:14:03,543 Come on, Patrick, you know our Danny hasn't sang since Mary broke his heart. 204 00:14:03,610 --> 00:14:06,179 Ah, yes, the Mary incident. 205 00:14:06,246 --> 00:14:09,582 * Oh, Danny boy 206 00:14:10,951 --> 00:14:14,354 * I love you so 207 00:14:27,834 --> 00:14:30,870 Could we please forget about the Mary incident? 208 00:14:30,938 --> 00:14:33,540 Jesus, don't bite the head off us. 209 00:14:33,606 --> 00:14:35,008 We was just saying how you could be 210 00:14:35,075 --> 00:14:36,843 -one of the great singers of our time. -Aye. 211 00:14:36,910 --> 00:14:39,246 You don't know what you're talking. All the great singers are Italian, 212 00:14:39,312 --> 00:14:40,813 Frank, Dino, Tony. 213 00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:42,615 That's just your opinion. 214 00:14:42,682 --> 00:14:44,384 It's also my opinion you should shut your gob. 215 00:14:44,451 --> 00:14:47,654 -All the great singers are Italian. -Just like the mobsters. 216 00:14:47,720 --> 00:14:49,056 You watch it, Tommy. 217 00:14:49,122 --> 00:14:50,557 I'm Patrick. 218 00:14:50,623 --> 00:14:52,492 I'm sorry. You watch it, Patrick. 219 00:14:52,559 --> 00:14:53,626 What did I do? 220 00:14:53,693 --> 00:14:55,095 Not you Patrick, Patrick. 221 00:14:55,162 --> 00:14:58,431 If the Irish can't sing, then what about Bing Crosby? 222 00:14:58,498 --> 00:15:01,301 Ah, forget Bing Crosby, the man talked his way through every song. 223 00:15:02,202 --> 00:15:04,104 And what about John McCormack? 224 00:15:04,171 --> 00:15:06,473 Yeah, our Danny can sing as good as him. 225 00:15:06,539 --> 00:15:09,242 Sure. He should be up there on the stage singing. 226 00:15:09,309 --> 00:15:14,547 Yeah? I'm not a singer. I'm a hitman and I'm gonna kill Dick Rasmusson. 227 00:15:14,614 --> 00:15:18,451 -I'm going to implement my new plan tomorrow. 228 00:15:18,518 --> 00:15:20,820 I'm going to get to him through his girlfriend. 229 00:15:20,887 --> 00:15:23,991 Oh, whoop-dee-doo. Sounds like quite a plan. 230 00:15:44,877 --> 00:15:48,048 Oh. Oh. 231 00:15:48,115 --> 00:15:50,083 You are not going to press charges, are you? 232 00:15:50,150 --> 00:15:53,786 What a coincidence. You and your boyfriend... 233 00:15:53,853 --> 00:15:56,656 ...ran into me at, uh, Target. 234 00:15:56,723 --> 00:16:00,793 He is a ex-boyfriend, actually. 235 00:16:00,860 --> 00:16:01,894 Ex 236 00:16:01,961 --> 00:16:03,663 Yeah. 237 00:16:03,730 --> 00:16:07,134 Things really weren't working out very well. 238 00:16:07,200 --> 00:16:09,802 You are Colleen Gibson right? 239 00:16:09,869 --> 00:16:11,671 The artist? Yes. 240 00:16:12,905 --> 00:16:13,906 Yes. 241 00:16:15,875 --> 00:16:19,946 I'm Daniel Gallagher. I'm an art dealer. 242 00:16:20,013 --> 00:16:23,350 Uh, I just thought I'd stop by and, uh, take a look at some of your stuff. 243 00:16:24,017 --> 00:16:25,252 Oh. 244 00:16:25,318 --> 00:16:26,519 Can we go to your studio? 245 00:16:26,586 --> 00:16:29,622 Oh, I don't... I don't have a studio. 246 00:16:29,689 --> 00:16:33,260 -What do you paint down in your basement? -Well, yes. 247 00:16:33,326 --> 00:16:34,627 But we can't go down there. 248 00:16:34,694 --> 00:16:35,928 Why not? 249 00:16:37,197 --> 00:16:41,301 Just because it's messy and there's rats. 250 00:16:41,368 --> 00:16:45,638 But, um, I'll tell you what? I have some other paintings in the garage, 251 00:16:45,705 --> 00:16:46,839 if you'd like to see those? 252 00:16:46,906 --> 00:16:48,007 Sure, sure. 253 00:16:52,945 --> 00:16:55,582 Welcome to the Colleen Gibson collection. 254 00:16:55,648 --> 00:16:56,816 This is nice. 255 00:16:59,186 --> 00:17:01,121 So, I call this one Red. 256 00:17:01,188 --> 00:17:03,090 I see. 257 00:17:07,094 --> 00:17:08,428 This is Green. 258 00:17:08,495 --> 00:17:09,762 Makes sense. 259 00:17:11,331 --> 00:17:14,501 Let me guess. Blue? 260 00:17:15,068 --> 00:17:16,236 Yes. 261 00:17:16,303 --> 00:17:17,537 How did you know? 262 00:17:17,604 --> 00:17:18,838 Oh, lucky guess. 263 00:17:18,905 --> 00:17:20,740 You have a very distinctive style. 264 00:17:20,807 --> 00:17:23,543 Well, yes. 265 00:17:23,610 --> 00:17:27,447 But as you can see I'm sort of... 266 00:17:27,514 --> 00:17:29,816 ...running low on ideas. 267 00:17:29,882 --> 00:17:33,986 Yeah? Why don't you, uh, buy a 64 268 00:17:37,357 --> 00:17:40,693 I know art, and these are... 269 00:17:40,760 --> 00:17:45,465 Well, they're pretty great. They're truly neat. 270 00:17:45,532 --> 00:17:48,935 And they're great. 271 00:17:51,271 --> 00:17:52,705 Blue is my favorite one. 272 00:17:52,772 --> 00:17:54,474 Mine, too. 273 00:17:54,541 --> 00:17:57,477 There is a lot of blue in there. 274 00:17:57,544 --> 00:18:00,280 Guess I kind of did it in my blue period. 275 00:18:01,881 --> 00:18:05,518 You know like Picasso had a blue period. 276 00:18:05,585 --> 00:18:08,221 -You know, I love his stuff, too. -Yeah. 277 00:18:11,424 --> 00:18:14,361 Well, how much do you want for this one? 278 00:18:14,427 --> 00:18:17,897 I don't know. I've never sold a painting. 279 00:18:19,199 --> 00:18:20,900 Well, um... 280 00:18:22,068 --> 00:18:23,536 ...two hundred dollars. 281 00:18:24,571 --> 00:18:25,938 Sounds about right. 282 00:18:33,446 --> 00:18:34,814 Thank you. 283 00:18:34,881 --> 00:18:36,916 I have one more thing to ask you. 284 00:18:36,983 --> 00:18:38,485 Out? What's that? 285 00:18:38,551 --> 00:18:40,287 Out. 286 00:18:40,353 --> 00:18:43,956 Out, I want to ask you out seeing as your boyfriend is an ex and all. 287 00:18:44,591 --> 00:18:45,958 Well... 288 00:18:46,025 --> 00:18:48,628 It's just that I, uh, you know... 289 00:18:48,695 --> 00:18:50,563 The breakup is still so new. 290 00:18:51,731 --> 00:18:55,302 I'm just sort of getting used to it. 291 00:18:55,368 --> 00:18:59,272 Well, you have two hours to get used to it. 292 00:18:59,339 --> 00:19:03,276 I'll be back around six. I got some errands to attend to. 293 00:19:03,343 --> 00:19:04,844 Okay. Okay? 294 00:19:16,889 --> 00:19:17,924 Bye. 295 00:19:17,990 --> 00:19:18,958 See ya. 296 00:19:31,404 --> 00:19:33,440 DANIEL: It's me. Who is it? 297 00:19:33,506 --> 00:19:34,674 It's me, Colin. Who? 298 00:19:34,741 --> 00:19:36,042 Oh, okay. 299 00:19:38,077 --> 00:19:39,346 Hey, sorry. 300 00:19:39,412 --> 00:19:41,548 All right? Good. -I'm okay. 301 00:19:49,922 --> 00:19:53,726 Hey! Where did you get that painting? 302 00:19:53,793 --> 00:19:55,295 I just bought it. 303 00:19:55,362 --> 00:19:57,297 That sure is blue. 304 00:19:57,364 --> 00:20:01,768 It is, isn't it? I didn't want to leave it out in the car in this neighborhood, so... 305 00:20:01,834 --> 00:20:05,472 That would look really good over the new sofa Molly just got. 306 00:20:05,538 --> 00:20:07,106 How much do you want for that? 307 00:20:07,173 --> 00:20:09,476 Sure. You want to buy it? 308 00:20:09,542 --> 00:20:11,644 Nah, I think I'm gonna keep it. Sentimental reasons. 309 00:20:11,711 --> 00:20:14,247 I'll give you 500 bucks for that. 310 00:20:14,314 --> 00:20:16,449 Yep. Five hundred? 311 00:20:16,516 --> 00:20:20,520 -There is a lot of blue in there. -Yeah, I know. I don't know. 312 00:20:20,587 --> 00:20:22,389 I think I'm going to hang on to it, you know. 313 00:20:22,455 --> 00:20:24,691 Oh, come on, Dan. Think of it as my retirement gift. 314 00:20:24,757 --> 00:20:27,794 What are you retiring? -Yeah. 315 00:20:27,860 --> 00:20:29,996 I'm going back to get my Genealogy degree. 316 00:20:31,431 --> 00:20:34,033 A lot less dangerous than all this mafia business. 317 00:20:34,100 --> 00:20:36,636 You know, Colin, we are not in the mafia. 318 00:20:37,604 --> 00:20:38,671 We are Irish. 319 00:20:41,908 --> 00:20:43,943 Hey, you know what? 320 00:20:44,010 --> 00:20:46,112 Just, just take the painting. It's fine. 321 00:20:46,178 --> 00:20:49,749 I, uh, I know where I can get another one just like it. So... 322 00:20:49,816 --> 00:20:51,250 Yeah? 323 00:20:51,318 --> 00:20:52,685 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's fine. It's fine. 324 00:20:54,587 --> 00:20:57,590 Well, what do you know? I'm an art dealer after all, huh? 325 00:20:57,657 --> 00:20:59,025 Yeah, I'm an art collector. 326 00:20:59,091 --> 00:21:00,760 Good. That's good. 327 00:21:00,827 --> 00:21:03,596 -Molly is going to love this. She loves blue. -That's great, Colin. 328 00:21:05,765 --> 00:21:08,835 You, um, you scotch-taped him to a chair? 329 00:21:08,901 --> 00:21:11,203 COLIN: Can you believe I forgot the rope? 330 00:21:11,270 --> 00:21:13,606 -I had to use... Look how sticky that is. -Yeah. 331 00:21:13,673 --> 00:21:14,907 Feel that stick to the wool. 332 00:21:14,974 --> 00:21:16,142 Yes, yeah, it's sticky. 333 00:21:18,545 --> 00:21:20,146 Hey, Pee Wee! 334 00:21:20,212 --> 00:21:24,183 I'm sorry, we just got caught up in a little gangland small talk. 335 00:21:26,553 --> 00:21:28,521 Mmm. How you doing? 336 00:21:30,523 --> 00:21:31,924 Yeah? Okay, Colin? 337 00:21:31,991 --> 00:21:34,327 Let's, uh, let's do it. 338 00:21:34,394 --> 00:21:36,128 Let's do it. Okay. 339 00:21:38,130 --> 00:21:39,399 Let's go. 340 00:21:43,169 --> 00:21:46,639 I went to mass this morning, right? I had my gun. 341 00:21:46,706 --> 00:21:48,608 Then you remember a couple of minutes ago 342 00:21:48,675 --> 00:21:50,076 when you came in the door and I got you with the painting? 343 00:21:50,142 --> 00:21:53,346 Looked again. Gone. You believe that? 344 00:21:55,348 --> 00:21:56,716 You're off the hook, Pee Wee. 345 00:21:58,184 --> 00:21:59,586 Just don't do it again. 346 00:21:59,652 --> 00:22:01,087 Mmm-mmm. Because, uh... 347 00:22:01,153 --> 00:22:04,090 No. Wait, wait, wait, wait. One second. 348 00:22:04,156 --> 00:22:06,025 Jared said we have to ax this guy today. 349 00:22:06,092 --> 00:22:07,927 I know that. We don't have a gun. 350 00:22:07,994 --> 00:22:11,063 But what I can do is I can just, I'll... I'll find something 351 00:22:11,130 --> 00:22:13,500 with which we can bludgeon 352 00:22:13,566 --> 00:22:16,803 our good old friend Pee Wee to death with. 353 00:22:22,141 --> 00:22:23,275 Mmm-mmm. 354 00:22:25,612 --> 00:22:28,848 I know this sounds terrible, Dick, 355 00:22:28,915 --> 00:22:33,386 but your death has really opened me up. 356 00:22:34,721 --> 00:22:35,722 Creatively, I mean. 357 00:22:39,258 --> 00:22:40,527 Crossing guard? 358 00:22:42,161 --> 00:22:44,397 Where in the world did you meet a crossing guard? 359 00:22:51,270 --> 00:22:53,806 Hey, crossing guard? Remember me? 360 00:22:53,873 --> 00:22:55,775 Last week, back in my car? 361 00:22:55,842 --> 00:22:58,244 That loose spring took a choke out of your ass. 362 00:22:59,579 --> 00:23:01,047 Oh. 363 00:23:01,113 --> 00:23:02,915 Oh, you little siren. 364 00:23:08,621 --> 00:23:12,792 Hmm, you guys are cops, aren't you? 365 00:23:12,859 --> 00:23:16,228 -We are in fact plain-clothes detectives. -I knew it. 366 00:23:16,295 --> 00:23:19,632 I can smell a cop with one nostril tied behind my back. 367 00:23:19,699 --> 00:23:23,102 I myself, am a private dick. Name is Dick, Dick Rasmusson. 368 00:23:23,169 --> 00:23:25,137 You'd probably seen my television commercials. 369 00:23:25,204 --> 00:23:27,474 Are you trying to find someone? 370 00:23:27,540 --> 00:23:32,044 Someone who's lost, missing, or hiding? 371 00:23:32,111 --> 00:23:34,781 Hello, I'm Dick Rasmusson and I'm a private dick. 372 00:23:34,847 --> 00:23:37,750 I find people who don't want to be found. 373 00:23:37,817 --> 00:23:43,355 Trying to locate an old lover, friend, husband, wife, child? 374 00:23:43,422 --> 00:23:44,991 I'm your man. 375 00:23:45,057 --> 00:23:48,661 Think your wife is cheating on you? You are probably right. 376 00:23:48,728 --> 00:23:52,231 I'm your man. Call me at 1-200-IMA-DICK. 377 00:23:52,298 --> 00:23:55,167 That's 1-200-IMA-DICK. 378 00:23:55,234 --> 00:23:59,171 Remember, that's 1-200-IMA-DICK. 379 00:24:00,339 --> 00:24:02,208 You guys are here on some kind of stakeout? 380 00:24:02,274 --> 00:24:03,976 Some kind of prostitution ring or something? 381 00:24:04,043 --> 00:24:05,645 We are just horny. Nope. 382 00:24:05,712 --> 00:24:07,079 Like everybody else. 383 00:24:07,146 --> 00:24:08,748 I'm working right now. 384 00:24:08,815 --> 00:24:11,518 Doing a little tail job, the adultery thing. 385 00:24:11,584 --> 00:24:13,653 I'm tailing a big-time mobster. 386 00:24:13,720 --> 00:24:16,989 Ain't nobody here but us and that nurse. 387 00:24:17,056 --> 00:24:20,192 Well, he's not here today. He usually is, though. 388 00:24:20,259 --> 00:24:22,662 He comes here almost every other day for a different woman. 389 00:24:22,729 --> 00:24:24,597 Fantasy thing for him. 390 00:24:24,664 --> 00:24:26,332 He usually takes them to the Pink Flamingo 391 00:24:26,398 --> 00:24:28,467 for the old 10 toes up and 10 toes down. 392 00:24:28,535 --> 00:24:29,836 If you know what I mean. 393 00:24:29,902 --> 00:24:31,170 A real romantic guy? 394 00:24:31,237 --> 00:24:34,874 Either of you fellows attached 395 00:24:34,941 --> 00:24:37,443 If we were married, do you think we'd be here? 396 00:24:37,510 --> 00:24:40,012 Well, I got a girlfriend but I got a big surprise for her. 397 00:24:40,079 --> 00:24:42,114 She is not going to be my girlfriend for long. 398 00:24:42,715 --> 00:24:44,050 Why not? 399 00:24:44,116 --> 00:24:45,518 Well, I'll tell you... 400 00:24:49,656 --> 00:24:52,424 -The sad thing is I've seen his commercials. -Me, too. 401 00:24:52,491 --> 00:24:54,460 Me, too. And I kind of like it. 402 00:25:02,669 --> 00:25:05,504 You over him yet? Hello? 403 00:25:05,572 --> 00:25:09,141 -Is this Daniel Gallagher, art dealer? -You know it. 404 00:25:10,309 --> 00:25:11,443 I'll be there in an hour. 405 00:25:11,510 --> 00:25:13,012 Found some murdering devices. 406 00:25:13,079 --> 00:25:14,513 Got to go. 407 00:25:15,081 --> 00:25:16,082 Okay. 408 00:25:17,249 --> 00:25:18,250 Oh... Hmm. 409 00:25:24,356 --> 00:25:25,892 Wow. This is nice. 410 00:25:25,958 --> 00:25:27,459 Mmm-hmm. 411 00:25:30,797 --> 00:25:34,100 Informants, they always have the best stuff. 412 00:25:35,534 --> 00:25:36,803 Not for long, though. 413 00:25:38,237 --> 00:25:40,106 Okay. Now. 414 00:25:41,741 --> 00:25:44,877 Everybody's got to be real quiet while I drive. 415 00:25:47,313 --> 00:25:49,215 Oh! Dan, uh... 416 00:25:49,281 --> 00:25:53,185 I just wanna say that this is your first legit rub. I'm proud of you. Go get him. 417 00:25:55,788 --> 00:25:56,989 Wait a minute. 418 00:26:02,729 --> 00:26:05,297 You got any last request, Pee Wee? You want a cigarette or something? 419 00:26:05,364 --> 00:26:09,101 Well, I've always liked the way you sang, When Irish Eyes are Smiling. 420 00:26:10,036 --> 00:26:11,303 PEE WEE: Come on. 421 00:26:11,370 --> 00:26:13,339 Dan. Dan. No, I don't sing anymore. 422 00:26:13,405 --> 00:26:14,540 Come on, man! 423 00:26:14,607 --> 00:26:15,775 PEE WEE: You got to do it. No. No. 424 00:26:15,842 --> 00:26:17,243 Come on, Danny. No, no, no, no. 425 00:26:17,309 --> 00:26:19,612 Hello! I just asked you. That's what I want. Please! 426 00:26:19,679 --> 00:26:21,280 Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. 427 00:26:21,347 --> 00:26:22,882 Problem solved. It's all about a murder now. 428 00:26:26,218 --> 00:26:27,720 Yeah. This once. Okay? 429 00:26:35,227 --> 00:26:40,032 * When Irish eyes are smiling 430 00:26:40,099 --> 00:26:43,836 * Sure 'tis like the morn in Spring 431 00:26:43,903 --> 00:26:46,806 * In the lilt of Irish laughter 432 00:26:46,873 --> 00:26:50,409 * You can hear the angels sing 433 00:26:51,477 --> 00:26:55,114 * When Irish hearts are happy 434 00:26:55,181 --> 00:27:00,219 * All the world seems bright and gay 435 00:27:00,286 --> 00:27:04,390 * And when Irish eyes are smiling 436 00:27:06,926 --> 00:27:11,097 * Sure they steal your heart away * 437 00:27:19,806 --> 00:27:22,108 Yeah! 438 00:27:22,174 --> 00:27:25,611 That was beautiful, Danny. Simply beautiful. 439 00:27:25,678 --> 00:27:27,780 Thank you. Thanks. 440 00:27:30,382 --> 00:27:34,620 Sorry. I... It's getting late. I... I gotta go. I got a date. 441 00:27:35,587 --> 00:27:37,523 And, uh... Aw. 442 00:27:37,589 --> 00:27:40,259 ...it'd be great if you could play through for me, you know. 443 00:27:40,326 --> 00:27:44,063 Yeah. You were so close, though. Dan, just bash his head in! 444 00:27:44,130 --> 00:27:45,431 Yeah. You can do it. 445 00:27:48,367 --> 00:27:52,238 I got... I got some things I got to do. And, um... 446 00:27:52,304 --> 00:27:54,707 Maybe you could tell Jared that I did it. 447 00:27:56,042 --> 00:27:57,343 Break the eighth? 448 00:27:57,409 --> 00:27:58,711 "The eighth?" 449 00:27:58,778 --> 00:28:02,648 The eighth, the eighth commandment, "Thou shalt not lie." 450 00:28:02,715 --> 00:28:04,683 That doesn't sit so well with me. 451 00:28:05,417 --> 00:28:07,219 Right. Okay. 452 00:28:09,722 --> 00:28:11,623 Yeah. You'll do it though, right? 453 00:28:11,690 --> 00:28:14,393 Okay. I'll, uh, I'll see you guys later. 454 00:28:16,062 --> 00:28:19,365 Hey, Danny. Thanks for the song, man. 455 00:28:21,067 --> 00:28:23,235 Yeah. Yeah, sure, Pee Wee. 456 00:28:31,710 --> 00:28:33,579 Thanks. These are nice. 457 00:28:33,645 --> 00:28:34,781 My set is shit. 458 00:28:37,750 --> 00:28:40,787 Now, if you can. But if you can't, you can't. But you can. 459 00:28:41,921 --> 00:28:44,690 Right before I make contact. 460 00:28:44,757 --> 00:28:47,259 Let me know if my left arm is straight. 461 00:28:51,130 --> 00:28:53,132 You know what? 462 00:28:53,199 --> 00:28:56,568 Why would I waste a perfectly good drive on your thick skull. 463 00:29:14,386 --> 00:29:17,223 You know, Molly, don't love blue as much as I love golf. 464 00:29:34,440 --> 00:29:37,109 Wow. It's beautiful. 465 00:29:38,110 --> 00:29:41,914 You come here to jog or fish? 466 00:29:41,981 --> 00:29:45,384 No, my family. They like to come out here and shoot. 467 00:29:45,451 --> 00:29:46,618 Shoot! 468 00:29:49,488 --> 00:29:50,622 Whoa. 469 00:29:52,724 --> 00:29:55,627 Wow. An armed art dealer. 470 00:29:57,830 --> 00:29:59,731 Hmm. Yeah. 471 00:29:59,798 --> 00:30:00,933 See that target down there? 472 00:30:01,000 --> 00:30:02,068 Yeah. 473 00:30:03,102 --> 00:30:04,136 I'll show you how it's done. 474 00:30:04,203 --> 00:30:05,204 Okay. 475 00:30:12,845 --> 00:30:15,414 Well... That... 476 00:30:15,481 --> 00:30:18,317 That's not that bad. 477 00:30:19,118 --> 00:30:20,987 Want to try? 478 00:30:21,053 --> 00:30:22,855 Oh, no, no, no. Not really, no. 479 00:30:24,256 --> 00:30:26,058 Have you ever fired a gun before? 480 00:30:27,326 --> 00:30:28,494 Not really, no. 481 00:30:28,560 --> 00:30:29,962 It's simple. 482 00:30:30,029 --> 00:30:32,331 You just aim and shoot. That's all. 483 00:30:32,398 --> 00:30:33,399 Kind of like hairspray. 484 00:30:33,465 --> 00:30:34,400 Yeah. 485 00:30:34,466 --> 00:30:36,402 Here, give it a try. Go on. 486 00:30:36,468 --> 00:30:38,337 Oh... 487 00:30:38,938 --> 00:30:39,939 Okay. 488 00:30:54,320 --> 00:30:55,521 Here you go. 489 00:30:59,491 --> 00:31:02,094 So, where'd you learn to shoot like that? 490 00:31:03,262 --> 00:31:04,897 I don't... I don't know. 491 00:31:07,099 --> 00:31:09,168 You know, shooting targets sure can work up an appetite. 492 00:31:09,235 --> 00:31:10,536 -You know what I could eat right now 493 00:31:10,602 --> 00:31:12,204 A big red bloody steak. 494 00:31:12,271 --> 00:31:13,839 Okay. 495 00:31:15,141 --> 00:31:16,909 Okay. I can probably arrange that. 496 00:31:16,976 --> 00:31:18,644 Okay. Yeah. Okay. 497 00:31:31,257 --> 00:31:34,593 -So tell me more about Dick. Where is he? 498 00:31:34,660 --> 00:31:38,931 Oh, no, no. Not Dick. I don't even want to think about him. 499 00:31:38,998 --> 00:31:43,802 I'm just curious, that's all. Like where you're sending his mail and stuff, you know. 500 00:31:43,869 --> 00:31:47,239 Why do you have so many questions about Dick? 501 00:31:47,306 --> 00:31:50,742 -What... What are you a cop or something? -No. 502 00:31:50,809 --> 00:31:53,112 I'm the opposite of a cop. 503 00:31:55,114 --> 00:31:58,050 An art dealer is the opposite of a cop? 504 00:31:58,117 --> 00:32:00,352 No, I just was curious... 505 00:32:00,419 --> 00:32:04,590 ...as to why Dick would leave you, you know. 506 00:32:04,656 --> 00:32:08,027 I mean, you seem like a really nice person. 507 00:32:09,228 --> 00:32:13,799 Thank you. That's very flattering. 508 00:32:13,865 --> 00:32:16,502 What do you say we get out of here and start having a little fun. 509 00:32:16,568 --> 00:32:18,971 Oh! More shooting? 510 00:32:19,038 --> 00:32:21,273 No. No, no more shooting. 511 00:32:22,208 --> 00:32:24,810 Something more romantic. 512 00:32:26,312 --> 00:32:27,413 Okay. 513 00:32:32,151 --> 00:32:36,855 -You know what I don't understand about Dick... -Oh, forget Dick, he's gone. 514 00:32:36,922 --> 00:32:38,924 You make it sound like he's dead. 515 00:32:40,226 --> 00:32:41,560 I wish he were. 516 00:32:44,196 --> 00:32:47,066 Hey, you know what this party's missing? Music. 517 00:32:47,133 --> 00:32:49,801 -Oh, sure. I got some tapes in there. -Okay. 518 00:32:50,436 --> 00:32:51,470 Hmm. 519 00:32:56,675 --> 00:32:58,144 What's this? It says, "Me." 520 00:32:58,210 --> 00:32:59,645 Oh. 521 00:33:01,313 --> 00:33:02,514 What is it? 522 00:33:02,581 --> 00:33:04,083 It's nothing. It's a secret. 523 00:33:04,150 --> 00:33:07,486 Well, if I had a secret, I'd tell you. 524 00:33:07,553 --> 00:33:09,188 You're trying to tell me you don't have any secrets? 525 00:33:09,255 --> 00:33:11,023 No, you're changing the subject. 526 00:33:11,090 --> 00:33:13,592 -We were talking about that tape. -No, no, no dice. 527 00:33:14,660 --> 00:33:16,062 I'm not above tickling. 528 00:33:16,128 --> 00:33:17,496 No, no, no, no. Please. Please. 529 00:33:19,898 --> 00:33:20,899 Okay. 530 00:33:23,535 --> 00:33:26,538 I used to fancy myself something of a singer. 531 00:33:26,605 --> 00:33:27,673 Oh, cool. So let's hear it. 532 00:33:27,739 --> 00:33:28,740 No. 533 00:33:29,641 --> 00:33:31,443 Why not? 534 00:33:31,510 --> 00:33:33,912 Because it's just not a part of my life anymore. 535 00:33:33,979 --> 00:33:37,749 It's just a... It's a stupid dream, that's all. 536 00:33:37,816 --> 00:33:40,986 Don't say that. What happened? 537 00:33:44,056 --> 00:33:45,557 I had this girlfriend. 538 00:33:46,658 --> 00:33:48,494 Really serious girlfriend. 539 00:33:49,461 --> 00:33:50,796 Her name was Mary. 540 00:33:52,331 --> 00:33:55,434 She thought my singing was silly, so... 541 00:33:55,501 --> 00:33:57,936 ...she finally left me for another guy. 542 00:34:00,072 --> 00:34:01,773 I thought I'd change careers. 543 00:34:02,341 --> 00:34:03,675 Try something... 544 00:34:05,177 --> 00:34:07,413 ...more manly, you know. 545 00:34:11,817 --> 00:34:12,951 Art? 546 00:34:16,021 --> 00:34:19,791 Yeah. Well, I, um... Mostly, I deal in, um... 547 00:34:19,858 --> 00:34:22,728 ...like really manly art. 548 00:34:27,466 --> 00:34:30,136 And I don't sing. 549 00:34:30,202 --> 00:34:32,838 All right, if that's the way you wanna be, but I still want to hear that tape. 550 00:34:32,904 --> 00:34:34,240 No, sorry. 551 00:34:39,745 --> 00:34:41,980 I think singing is very manly. 552 00:34:44,450 --> 00:34:45,851 Really? 553 00:34:45,917 --> 00:34:47,253 Really. 554 00:34:49,588 --> 00:34:51,590 So please can I hear the tape? 555 00:34:52,858 --> 00:34:54,760 Okay. 556 00:34:54,826 --> 00:34:57,863 But you have to promise me not to laugh. 557 00:34:57,929 --> 00:35:00,065 I promise. I cross my heart and hope to die. 558 00:35:00,132 --> 00:35:03,101 Well, let's hope nothing that drastic has to happen. 559 00:35:04,069 --> 00:35:05,171 Okay. 560 00:35:06,572 --> 00:35:07,806 Oh, boy. 561 00:35:10,442 --> 00:35:13,645 Oh, man. Here we go. 562 00:35:15,847 --> 00:35:19,685 * In Banbridge town, in the County Down 563 00:35:19,751 --> 00:35:23,622 * One morning last July 564 00:35:23,689 --> 00:35:27,159 * From a boreen green came a sweet colleen * 565 00:35:27,226 --> 00:35:30,929 Wow. Wow. You're good. 566 00:35:30,996 --> 00:35:33,299 You're really, really good. 567 00:35:33,365 --> 00:35:35,267 You shouldn't be an art dealer, 568 00:35:35,334 --> 00:35:37,002 You should be a professional singer. 569 00:35:38,304 --> 00:35:39,571 That's really sweet of you to say. 570 00:35:39,638 --> 00:35:40,906 Thanks. 571 00:35:40,972 --> 00:35:42,208 No, I'm not being sweet. I mean it. 572 00:35:44,376 --> 00:35:46,044 It's never gonna happen, but thanks. 573 00:35:46,111 --> 00:35:47,646 Never say never. 574 00:35:49,348 --> 00:35:52,418 Okay. So, I told you one of my secrets. 575 00:35:52,484 --> 00:35:57,022 Now, you have to tell me one of your secrets that you don't have. 576 00:36:03,229 --> 00:36:04,930 Well, here's one. 577 00:36:09,067 --> 00:36:11,169 I think I'm falling for you. 578 00:36:18,910 --> 00:36:20,712 I have another secret. 579 00:36:20,779 --> 00:36:23,749 Yeah. 580 00:36:23,815 --> 00:36:27,052 It's a little harder than the "I'm falling for you" variety. 581 00:36:31,223 --> 00:36:32,491 What is it? 582 00:36:37,929 --> 00:36:39,465 Oh, my. 583 00:36:39,531 --> 00:36:41,600 COLLEEN: I know this looks really bad. DANIEL: That's, um... 584 00:36:41,667 --> 00:36:42,868 Yeah. That's Dick. 585 00:36:42,934 --> 00:36:44,135 He's, um... 586 00:36:44,202 --> 00:36:45,170 Were you... Were you going to say dead? 587 00:36:45,237 --> 00:36:46,672 Yeah. Yeah. 588 00:36:49,007 --> 00:36:51,610 All right, I'm just going to tell you the whole truth, okay? 589 00:36:52,378 --> 00:36:53,879 I killed him. 590 00:36:53,945 --> 00:36:56,748 But it was in self defense. 591 00:36:56,815 --> 00:37:00,218 Well, I guess self defense probably really isn't the proper term. 592 00:37:00,286 --> 00:37:03,255 But it was an accident. 593 00:37:03,322 --> 00:37:07,459 So you just pointed a gun at him. And, bang. 594 00:37:07,526 --> 00:37:08,894 Huh? 595 00:37:08,960 --> 00:37:10,762 Well, it wasn't that simple, really. 596 00:37:10,829 --> 00:37:12,931 That's really, uh, that's amazing. 597 00:37:12,998 --> 00:37:15,734 That's, uh... That's, uh, it's amazing! 598 00:37:15,801 --> 00:37:17,869 It's, it's... Wow, what a coincidence. 599 00:37:17,936 --> 00:37:19,305 I can't... 600 00:37:19,371 --> 00:37:20,839 What do you... Why do you say it's a coincidence? 601 00:37:20,906 --> 00:37:24,242 Well, you and... You and Dick, you know. 602 00:37:24,310 --> 00:37:27,646 And then, you killing Dick. 603 00:37:27,713 --> 00:37:31,116 Oh, gosh, when you put it like that, you make it sound so mean. 604 00:37:31,182 --> 00:37:33,285 Well, hey, now, I mean... Listen. 605 00:37:34,986 --> 00:37:37,489 Dick was a grade A asshole, Colleen. 606 00:37:39,991 --> 00:37:41,159 Yeah, I guess you're right. 607 00:37:41,226 --> 00:37:42,361 Of course. 608 00:37:53,439 --> 00:37:54,906 Hmm. Well... 609 00:37:56,241 --> 00:37:57,476 Um, Colleen. This is, um... 610 00:37:57,543 --> 00:37:58,710 Hmm? 611 00:37:59,845 --> 00:38:02,013 This is really great. 612 00:38:02,080 --> 00:38:06,418 But, um, wait, maybe not... Not right here. 613 00:38:08,387 --> 00:38:09,988 Oh! Oh. 614 00:38:10,656 --> 00:38:11,957 Okay. Come on. 615 00:38:21,700 --> 00:38:22,901 Daniel? 616 00:38:28,840 --> 00:38:33,144 "Dearest Colleen, Sorry to leave so early but I had some business to take care of. 617 00:38:33,211 --> 00:38:36,314 "I will be back soon. Daniel 618 00:38:36,382 --> 00:38:38,216 "PS. I took Dick with me." 619 00:38:38,850 --> 00:38:39,918 Hmm. 620 00:39:06,945 --> 00:39:08,079 I've been keeping track. 621 00:39:10,516 --> 00:39:11,750 Hi, Hurley. 622 00:39:11,817 --> 00:39:13,385 I've been keeping track. 623 00:39:13,452 --> 00:39:15,186 This here's the 37th corpse 624 00:39:15,253 --> 00:39:17,723 that Jared and the O'Reilly family boys left here in my dump 625 00:39:17,789 --> 00:39:19,357 and it don't make me too proud. 626 00:39:19,425 --> 00:39:22,794 Don't tell me you've actually stumbled upon a conscience. 627 00:39:22,861 --> 00:39:28,133 Well, recently, I've been getting a feeling that someone, 628 00:39:28,199 --> 00:39:31,903 or something's been watching over me. Watching everything I do. 629 00:39:32,804 --> 00:39:34,339 Maybe it's God. 630 00:39:34,406 --> 00:39:38,510 Look, don't go all nutty on me and the O'Reilly family, okay? 631 00:39:38,577 --> 00:39:42,013 We pay you good money to use your dump as our private graveyard. 632 00:39:42,080 --> 00:39:43,749 Yeah, I know, I know, I know, I just... 633 00:39:43,815 --> 00:39:46,618 ...out loud thinking. Just out loud thinking, that's all. 634 00:39:46,685 --> 00:39:51,790 Hey, uh, what variety is this? Is it a snitch, a turncoat? 635 00:39:51,857 --> 00:39:54,593 Some three-time loser that couldn't come up with cash? 636 00:39:56,862 --> 00:39:58,464 Private Dick. 637 00:39:58,964 --> 00:40:00,398 Oh... 638 00:40:00,466 --> 00:40:03,535 That's a first. Why'd you plug a dick? 639 00:40:04,803 --> 00:40:07,939 I don't know. Jared wanted it done. 640 00:40:08,006 --> 00:40:10,308 Don't you ask questions, boy? 641 00:40:10,375 --> 00:40:13,344 What if Jared wants your grandmother done, would you ask him why? 642 00:40:14,513 --> 00:40:16,548 What are you getting at? 643 00:40:16,615 --> 00:40:18,917 I'm just saying, I wouldn't trust Jared any further than I'd throw a jukebox. 644 00:40:18,984 --> 00:40:21,352 And I can't throw a jukebox too far. 645 00:40:21,419 --> 00:40:24,355 Now why do you figure he wanted a dick killed? 646 00:40:24,422 --> 00:40:27,125 I don't know. Just doing my job. 647 00:40:27,192 --> 00:40:29,360 Maybe you ought to think about what you're doing. 648 00:40:30,128 --> 00:40:31,663 Yeah. 649 00:40:31,730 --> 00:40:34,466 Okay. I'll think about that. 650 00:40:35,501 --> 00:40:37,969 Have a nice day. 651 00:40:38,036 --> 00:40:43,008 Oh, Hurley, if you see God around, tell him to have a nice day, too. 652 00:41:03,461 --> 00:41:05,831 Hold your fucking horses! 653 00:41:10,001 --> 00:41:11,202 Hello, Jared. 654 00:41:11,269 --> 00:41:12,403 Oh, it's you. 655 00:41:15,807 --> 00:41:18,376 I did it! I got Dick. 656 00:41:20,111 --> 00:41:22,881 You don't believe me? Go ask Dick. 657 00:41:22,948 --> 00:41:26,051 I'd like to. Take me to the dearly departed. 658 00:41:26,117 --> 00:41:27,218 Are you doubting me? 659 00:41:27,285 --> 00:41:28,654 I'm doubting nothing. 660 00:41:28,720 --> 00:41:30,421 I'm just saying, you and me will go and look at the dead fellow 661 00:41:30,488 --> 00:41:34,092 and then we'll grab a bite of brunch or something. 662 00:41:34,159 --> 00:41:36,628 Okay, but I want you to know I'm hurt... 663 00:41:36,695 --> 00:41:38,363 ...in here. 664 00:41:38,429 --> 00:41:40,632 Aye, you're hurt, you're hurt in here. I feel your pain. 665 00:41:40,699 --> 00:41:41,867 Now... 666 00:41:44,169 --> 00:41:46,938 Let's you and me go and look at that dead body, hmm? 667 00:41:52,010 --> 00:41:54,846 He's gone to the saints, all right. Good job. 668 00:41:55,547 --> 00:41:56,615 Thank you. 669 00:41:56,682 --> 00:41:58,917 It's about time I got a little respect. 670 00:41:58,984 --> 00:42:01,853 Daniel don't be so sassed. You know I love you like a brother. 671 00:42:01,920 --> 00:42:04,956 -Pay no mind to me, I'm just jaw-wagging. -Okay. 672 00:42:05,023 --> 00:42:08,059 Come on, let's get out of here, I gotta dump Dick's car. 673 00:42:08,126 --> 00:42:10,862 Hold onto your pint. Did you check him for dough? 674 00:42:11,529 --> 00:42:13,531 Dough? 675 00:42:13,599 --> 00:42:15,366 Back when I was a hitter, I used to pull down an extra 100 bucks or so a week 676 00:42:15,433 --> 00:42:20,405 just from going through dead guys' wallets. Typical Dick, no green. 677 00:42:20,471 --> 00:42:24,209 Some of these guys work their tails off for nothing, you know that? 678 00:42:24,275 --> 00:42:27,646 Look at this. One punch away from a free latte. 679 00:42:28,847 --> 00:42:32,217 Some guys have no luck. Do you like them lattes? 680 00:42:33,251 --> 00:42:35,086 No. 681 00:42:35,153 --> 00:42:37,288 No, fair play to you. Only, you just like that stuff. 682 00:42:37,355 --> 00:42:40,091 What else we got? Jesus himself. 683 00:42:41,860 --> 00:42:45,997 Engagement ring. Stupid bastard. 684 00:42:46,064 --> 00:42:49,534 This guy's a regular crackerjack box. What else we got? 685 00:42:49,601 --> 00:42:52,103 Air tickets. He was going somewhere. 686 00:42:54,105 --> 00:42:55,340 Rome! 687 00:42:55,406 --> 00:42:56,908 Rome, Georgia? 688 00:42:56,975 --> 00:42:59,510 No, Popey Rome. 689 00:42:59,577 --> 00:43:01,146 Come on, get me outta here. 690 00:43:09,587 --> 00:43:13,558 So, um, why'd you want this Dick fellow killed, anyway? 691 00:43:13,625 --> 00:43:16,695 I wanted him killed because I wanted him killed. 692 00:43:16,762 --> 00:43:19,264 Is that good enough for you, question boy? 693 00:43:19,330 --> 00:43:21,466 Come here. Here... 694 00:43:25,503 --> 00:43:26,805 What is this? 695 00:43:26,872 --> 00:43:28,707 It's an envelope, brains. 696 00:43:28,774 --> 00:43:31,109 Inside is the prize, three names. 697 00:43:33,244 --> 00:43:35,146 Windsor, Stuart, Tudor. Who are these people? 698 00:43:35,213 --> 00:43:37,816 -They're three big-time drug dealers. -Ooh, they're bad. 699 00:43:37,883 --> 00:43:42,253 They're bad. They stiffed me last week, I want them turned into stiffs this week. 700 00:43:42,320 --> 00:43:45,891 They hang out in a warehouse by dock five all the time. Playing cards. 701 00:43:45,957 --> 00:43:48,626 It shouldn't be a difficult hit, I'd like them killed by the end of the week. 702 00:43:48,694 --> 00:43:51,262 I can't. I have things to do. 703 00:43:51,329 --> 00:43:53,364 Like what? You're a hitman, you kill. 704 00:43:54,399 --> 00:43:56,134 Yeah. But... 705 00:43:57,035 --> 00:43:58,369 No, sorry. 706 00:43:59,537 --> 00:44:01,072 Danny, let's face it. 707 00:44:01,139 --> 00:44:04,843 You seemed to have developed a nose for this kind of business. 708 00:44:04,910 --> 00:44:08,279 I need you, Danny. I'm not going to take no for an answer. 709 00:44:09,781 --> 00:44:10,816 No. 710 00:44:12,483 --> 00:44:15,921 A year ago, what was your big dream? 711 00:44:15,987 --> 00:44:17,255 Look, what does this have to do... 712 00:44:17,322 --> 00:44:20,391 You wanted to be a great Irish singer. 713 00:44:20,458 --> 00:44:25,997 Here's the deal. You make five hits for me, and I will install you as the headliner 714 00:44:26,064 --> 00:44:27,598 at The Shillelagh Room. 715 00:44:30,668 --> 00:44:32,303 Hmm. The Shillelagh Room. 716 00:44:34,305 --> 00:44:37,042 No! No, no, no, I don't wanna be a singer. 717 00:44:37,108 --> 00:44:38,643 Of course you want to be a singer. 718 00:44:38,710 --> 00:44:40,779 See when I said The Shillelagh Room, right there. 719 00:44:40,846 --> 00:44:42,613 A wee light went on in your eye 720 00:44:42,680 --> 00:44:45,283 that I haven't seen in quite some time. You want to sing. 721 00:44:47,986 --> 00:44:50,455 Okay, okay, okay. I want to sing. 722 00:44:50,521 --> 00:44:54,225 Of course you do. So make the hits, and get the gig. 723 00:44:57,395 --> 00:44:58,696 What if I don't? 724 00:45:00,498 --> 00:45:02,000 Then I'll have to kill you. 725 00:45:18,516 --> 00:45:21,486 Hey, where you been? 726 00:45:23,254 --> 00:45:24,289 I dumped him. 727 00:45:24,355 --> 00:45:25,323 Dick? 728 00:45:26,491 --> 00:45:27,692 Yeah, Dick. 729 00:45:28,293 --> 00:45:30,061 Where? 730 00:45:30,128 --> 00:45:31,863 Don't worry, nobody's going to find him. 731 00:45:35,300 --> 00:45:38,003 That is the nicest thing anyone's ever done for me. 732 00:45:41,239 --> 00:45:44,142 You know, I never meant to kill him. 733 00:45:44,209 --> 00:45:47,112 But he really was a jerk. He was a liar. 734 00:45:50,681 --> 00:45:52,851 You'd never lie to me, right, Daniel? 735 00:45:52,918 --> 00:45:55,586 Mmm-mmm, no, I... I never would. 736 00:45:57,288 --> 00:45:59,958 Jeez, what am I going to do about Dick? 737 00:46:00,025 --> 00:46:03,494 We are going to act as if nothing's wrong. 738 00:46:03,561 --> 00:46:06,431 'Cause when the cops come, they will come. 739 00:46:06,497 --> 00:46:07,933 They're gonna come packing questions. 740 00:46:10,101 --> 00:46:12,237 Is there a social event or something 741 00:46:12,303 --> 00:46:18,009 that you and Dick were planning to go to. Like a... Like a play or... 742 00:46:18,076 --> 00:46:20,946 Well, I was planning on throwing him a surprise party tonight, 743 00:46:21,012 --> 00:46:22,848 but I guess that's right out the window. 744 00:46:22,914 --> 00:46:27,352 No, no, that's perfect. Go ahead and have it. 745 00:46:27,418 --> 00:46:29,187 But Dick is dead. 746 00:46:29,254 --> 00:46:31,923 I know, who throws a party for a dead man? 747 00:46:31,990 --> 00:46:36,261 Somebody who doesn't know he's dead, right? So go ahead and throw the party. 748 00:46:36,327 --> 00:46:38,396 And you're right off the suspect list. 749 00:47:07,993 --> 00:47:10,962 Now, where was I? Oh, yeah, Colleen. 750 00:47:12,130 --> 00:47:13,831 I'm going to marry her. 751 00:47:13,899 --> 00:47:15,533 I wish I had some rice to throw at you. 752 00:47:16,434 --> 00:47:17,936 Take a gander at this. 753 00:47:19,437 --> 00:47:21,506 Ever seen a rock this big before? 754 00:47:21,572 --> 00:47:24,809 How could some two-bit gumshoe such as yourself afford such a luxury item? 755 00:47:24,876 --> 00:47:27,745 Haven't been selling your body, have you, Dick? 756 00:47:27,812 --> 00:47:31,182 That big mobster, I was telling you about, the tail job? 757 00:47:31,249 --> 00:47:34,019 He's got a wife who's willing to pay through the nose for the truth. 758 00:47:34,085 --> 00:47:37,455 And of course, I don't have anything against that. 759 00:47:37,522 --> 00:47:39,324 I bought Colleen this ring. 760 00:47:39,390 --> 00:47:41,960 Sounds like real love. 761 00:47:42,027 --> 00:47:44,729 Call it what you want. I call it securing my investment. 762 00:47:44,795 --> 00:47:46,164 Not following you. 763 00:47:46,231 --> 00:47:47,698 Colleen's worth a mint. 764 00:47:47,765 --> 00:47:51,136 Or should I say someday she's going to be worth a mint. 765 00:47:51,202 --> 00:47:54,772 Her old man invented the rosy-red grapefruit. 766 00:47:54,839 --> 00:47:56,207 Oh, I love those. 767 00:47:56,274 --> 00:47:58,843 And once he kicks, her value goes straight through the roof 768 00:47:58,910 --> 00:48:01,546 and I just wanna get in on the ground floor. 769 00:48:01,612 --> 00:48:04,249 I have an appointment with a judge, and then we're off to Rome. 770 00:48:04,315 --> 00:48:05,816 Rome, Italy? 771 00:48:05,883 --> 00:48:07,352 What other Rome is there? 772 00:48:08,519 --> 00:48:10,121 There's a Rome, Georgia. 773 00:48:10,188 --> 00:48:11,756 Who the hell would honeymoon in Rome, Georgia. 774 00:48:11,822 --> 00:48:13,691 I bet it happens. 775 00:48:13,758 --> 00:48:17,062 Anyway, tomorrow, I'm going to come home in the middle of the day 776 00:48:17,128 --> 00:48:20,098 when she's not expecting me, and without saying nothing, 777 00:48:20,165 --> 00:48:23,234 I'm going to play, Leaving on a Jet Plane on the guitar. 778 00:48:23,301 --> 00:48:26,171 After which, I'm going to ask her to marry me. 779 00:48:26,237 --> 00:48:30,808 Leaving on a Jet Plane. Oh, man, that's a classic. I love that song. 780 00:48:30,875 --> 00:48:33,178 Sad song for a happy occasion. 781 00:48:33,244 --> 00:48:35,613 Well, admittedly, it's the only song I know. 782 00:48:35,680 --> 00:48:38,083 Maybe she'll think you're running off with another woman. 783 00:48:38,149 --> 00:48:41,019 Colleen's not that smart. And even if she did think I was fooling around, 784 00:48:41,086 --> 00:48:42,687 what do you think she would do? 785 00:48:42,753 --> 00:48:45,623 She'd probably run off crying. You don't know Colleen. 786 00:48:45,690 --> 00:48:46,724 Women are unpredictable. 787 00:48:48,426 --> 00:48:52,630 If you'll excuse me, I have some compromising pictures to mail. 788 00:48:58,103 --> 00:48:59,570 I entered you. 789 00:49:02,007 --> 00:49:03,174 Excuse me? 790 00:49:06,744 --> 00:49:09,114 I saw a poster at the grocery store. 791 00:49:09,180 --> 00:49:13,851 You know that radio station, WXIU? They're having a talent contest. 792 00:49:13,918 --> 00:49:20,091 And the winner gets $1,000 and a recording contract. 793 00:49:20,158 --> 00:49:25,263 Colleen, I'm not singer guy. I'm art dealer guy. 794 00:49:25,330 --> 00:49:27,999 But you have such a beautiful voice. 795 00:49:29,834 --> 00:49:31,202 The talent. 796 00:49:32,303 --> 00:49:34,272 It'd be criminal not to use it. 797 00:49:35,540 --> 00:49:36,741 I can't. 798 00:49:39,010 --> 00:49:40,878 Forget that old girlfriend. 799 00:49:42,713 --> 00:49:44,282 Mary. 800 00:49:44,349 --> 00:49:45,683 Yes, Mary. 801 00:49:47,285 --> 00:49:49,520 Forget about her, she's the past. 802 00:49:56,761 --> 00:49:58,496 I want you to sing. 803 00:50:01,066 --> 00:50:02,600 Hey, you have to believe in yourself, 804 00:50:02,667 --> 00:50:05,970 'cause I believe in you, and I don't wanna be wrong. 805 00:50:08,973 --> 00:50:10,075 Okay. 806 00:50:10,975 --> 00:50:12,110 Good. 807 00:50:16,814 --> 00:50:19,584 Now that, that's settled, let's get some brunch. 808 00:50:21,286 --> 00:50:24,455 Why not? I can't. 809 00:50:24,522 --> 00:50:27,058 Because I have to get rid of the murder weapon. 810 00:50:34,832 --> 00:50:39,470 Hey, Cuz. How did I know I'd find you drinking in the middle of the afternoon. 811 00:50:39,537 --> 00:50:41,639 Oh, I don't know, Cuz. 812 00:50:41,706 --> 00:50:44,609 I guess you're one of those clairvoyants, huh? 813 00:50:44,675 --> 00:50:47,044 Hey, how's the hitman business doing? 814 00:50:47,112 --> 00:50:49,780 Would you keep your voice down, please? 815 00:50:51,816 --> 00:50:53,684 Look, I got a favor to ask you. 816 00:50:53,751 --> 00:50:57,988 Oh, Mister Fancypants has to ask old Mister Down-And-Out for a favor. 817 00:50:58,055 --> 00:50:59,124 Oh, this ought to be rich. 818 00:50:59,190 --> 00:51:00,225 Shut up. 819 00:51:01,526 --> 00:51:02,693 DANIEL: Here. 820 00:51:04,229 --> 00:51:06,297 A gun. 821 00:51:06,364 --> 00:51:09,934 And to think those damn nuns wouldn't let you out of the seventh grade. 822 00:51:11,136 --> 00:51:13,238 That's hilarious. 823 00:51:13,304 --> 00:51:17,007 Oh, wait a second. Don't tell me you finally went and killed somebody. 824 00:51:17,074 --> 00:51:19,310 Look, I need you to ditch this for me, okay? 825 00:51:22,213 --> 00:51:24,449 Well, why don't you ditch it? You're the hitman. 826 00:51:24,515 --> 00:51:27,552 I just sell sinks for a living, remember? 827 00:51:27,618 --> 00:51:30,388 Don't kid yourself, Rex, you assist a man who sells sinks. 828 00:51:30,455 --> 00:51:32,890 And I can't ditch it, 'cause I have a lot to do today. 829 00:51:32,957 --> 00:51:36,494 Well, why don't you have one of your mafia friends ditch it for you? 830 00:51:36,561 --> 00:51:40,131 How many times do I have to tell you we are not the mafia? 831 00:51:41,499 --> 00:51:43,268 We're Irish. 832 00:51:43,334 --> 00:51:45,436 Okay, okay. Take it easy. 833 00:51:45,503 --> 00:51:49,274 Look I don't want to get involved with any of this crap. 834 00:51:49,340 --> 00:51:51,209 Maybe this will alleviate some of your fears. 835 00:51:53,077 --> 00:51:55,045 Two hundred dollars 836 00:51:57,815 --> 00:52:00,551 Good. Just take the gun and throw it in the lake or something, okay? 837 00:52:00,618 --> 00:52:04,121 It's simple, nothing's going to happen. Unless you screw it up. 838 00:52:09,594 --> 00:52:10,828 Uh, Colleen. 839 00:52:10,895 --> 00:52:12,830 Yeah. 840 00:52:12,897 --> 00:52:15,700 I hate to be a party pooper, but my legs are getting cramped. 841 00:52:15,766 --> 00:52:17,968 All right, you don't have to hide anymore. 842 00:52:18,035 --> 00:52:19,504 Oh. Oh, cool. 843 00:52:19,570 --> 00:52:21,071 Guys, sorry. 844 00:52:22,540 --> 00:52:24,475 Oh... 845 00:52:24,542 --> 00:52:26,744 -Something must have happened to Dick. -WOMAN: Yeah. 846 00:52:26,811 --> 00:52:28,713 Oh, can we eat the cake? 847 00:52:28,779 --> 00:52:30,147 Oh, sure. 848 00:52:31,716 --> 00:52:32,983 I got it. 849 00:52:34,419 --> 00:52:36,354 Hi, Danny. Hello. 850 00:52:36,421 --> 00:52:39,924 -You told me to call this number at nine o'clock. 851 00:52:39,990 --> 00:52:42,327 You said to call at nine o'clock. 852 00:52:42,393 --> 00:52:44,195 What the hell are you talking about? 853 00:52:44,262 --> 00:52:46,731 It's nine o'clock and you said to call. 854 00:52:46,797 --> 00:52:48,032 Oh, yeah? 855 00:52:48,899 --> 00:52:50,535 Well, screw you, too then, Dick. 856 00:52:51,569 --> 00:52:52,570 Uh-oh. 857 00:52:57,475 --> 00:53:02,146 Oh, boy you're not going to believe this. 858 00:53:02,213 --> 00:53:05,149 That was Dick. He is at the airport. 859 00:53:07,184 --> 00:53:08,719 He's running away with another woman. 860 00:53:10,955 --> 00:53:12,657 Guess the surprise party's off. 861 00:53:17,328 --> 00:53:19,964 Wow, look at the time. 862 00:53:21,932 --> 00:53:23,734 See ya. WOMAN: It's so late. 863 00:53:29,407 --> 00:53:30,941 Good night, everyone. Good night. 864 00:53:31,008 --> 00:53:32,777 Bye. Good night. 865 00:53:32,843 --> 00:53:34,579 All right. Thanks. 866 00:53:36,347 --> 00:53:37,582 See ya. 867 00:53:37,648 --> 00:53:38,816 Yeah. 868 00:53:44,455 --> 00:53:46,291 Oh, gosh. 869 00:53:46,357 --> 00:53:47,592 Well, that was really smart. 870 00:53:47,658 --> 00:53:49,260 Yeah. It was, wasn't it? 871 00:53:49,327 --> 00:53:52,363 Now the police won't suspect anything when Dick turns up missing. 872 00:53:52,430 --> 00:53:53,898 Well, I don't know, something could go wrong. 873 00:53:53,964 --> 00:53:55,533 No, no, no, nothing's going to go wrong. 874 00:53:55,600 --> 00:53:58,669 Everything's going to go right. We got away with it. 875 00:54:03,974 --> 00:54:05,710 But I'm a killer. 876 00:54:05,776 --> 00:54:07,912 But you're really good at it. 877 00:54:08,379 --> 00:54:10,114 I am? 878 00:54:10,180 --> 00:54:13,050 Yeah. You should... You should be so proud of yourself. You're a natural. 879 00:54:13,117 --> 00:54:15,320 Lots of people can't do what you do. 880 00:54:15,386 --> 00:54:16,587 Yeah, really. Really? 881 00:54:18,122 --> 00:54:19,590 Who's that? 882 00:54:19,657 --> 00:54:20,858 I don't know. Somebody probably forgot something. 883 00:54:20,925 --> 00:54:22,493 Let me get it. 884 00:54:22,560 --> 00:54:23,694 Okay. Hurry back. 885 00:54:30,234 --> 00:54:31,402 Yes. 886 00:54:31,469 --> 00:54:32,570 You Colleen Gibson. 887 00:54:33,538 --> 00:54:34,539 Yes? 888 00:54:35,573 --> 00:54:37,041 Murphy. O'Halloran 889 00:54:37,942 --> 00:54:39,276 May I help you? 890 00:54:39,344 --> 00:54:41,912 You're on the wrong side of the fence to be asking questions. 891 00:54:43,113 --> 00:54:44,349 Which side am I on? 892 00:54:45,850 --> 00:54:47,117 The wrong side. 893 00:54:47,184 --> 00:54:48,886 How well do you know Pee Wee Grimlich? 894 00:54:48,953 --> 00:54:50,421 John Grimlich. Who? 895 00:54:50,488 --> 00:54:54,291 Nicknamed Pee Wee, due to his immense girth. 896 00:54:54,359 --> 00:54:56,193 I don't know anyone named Pee Wee. 897 00:54:56,260 --> 00:54:58,463 Funny, he knew you. 898 00:54:58,529 --> 00:55:01,732 At least well enough to be beaten to death by one of your paintings. 899 00:55:02,166 --> 00:55:03,300 What? 900 00:55:03,368 --> 00:55:04,935 Just do your guess about Pee Wee Grimlich? 901 00:55:05,002 --> 00:55:06,871 I don't understand. 902 00:55:06,937 --> 00:55:08,906 Pee Wee was beaten to death by your painting. 903 00:55:08,973 --> 00:55:12,309 Perhaps you could shed some light on this interesting scenario. 904 00:55:12,377 --> 00:55:13,578 The painting was blue. 905 00:55:13,644 --> 00:55:14,812 Real blue. 906 00:55:16,381 --> 00:55:19,417 Oh, I sold that painting. I sold it... 907 00:55:19,484 --> 00:55:21,386 A long time ago, at an art fair. 908 00:55:22,453 --> 00:55:23,754 Now we're getting somewhere. 909 00:55:23,821 --> 00:55:25,055 To whom? 910 00:55:26,056 --> 00:55:28,826 Oh, I don't remember... 911 00:55:28,893 --> 00:55:32,062 There's one thing I hate, it's a poor memory. 912 00:55:32,129 --> 00:55:33,798 He was a large man. 913 00:55:33,864 --> 00:55:35,132 With brown hair? 914 00:55:35,199 --> 00:55:36,801 Yes. 915 00:55:36,867 --> 00:55:38,369 And brown eyes? 916 00:55:38,436 --> 00:55:39,870 I believe, yes. 917 00:55:40,638 --> 00:55:43,140 Perfectly round head? 918 00:55:43,207 --> 00:55:47,745 Yes! It... It was a spherical shaped head. 919 00:55:47,812 --> 00:55:49,480 That's Pee Wee, all right. Damn! 920 00:55:49,547 --> 00:55:51,148 You described him to a T. 921 00:55:51,215 --> 00:55:54,118 Sorry to disturb you, Ma'am, I guess our hunch was wrong. 922 00:55:54,184 --> 00:55:55,586 Oh, that's all right. 923 00:55:57,422 --> 00:56:00,458 All right, if that's it. Good night. 924 00:56:10,868 --> 00:56:14,905 You were great. You handled those cops like a real pro. 925 00:56:14,972 --> 00:56:18,308 You really led them down the wrong path. 926 00:56:18,375 --> 00:56:21,746 I don't suppose you can tell me why the painting I sold you yesterday 927 00:56:21,812 --> 00:56:25,049 ended up in the head of some dead thug? 928 00:56:26,517 --> 00:56:28,519 I sold that painting at my gallery. 929 00:56:28,586 --> 00:56:30,588 Where is your gallery? 930 00:56:30,655 --> 00:56:33,057 It's down by all the other galleries. 931 00:56:33,123 --> 00:56:34,825 Now? I want to go. 932 00:56:34,892 --> 00:56:35,993 Yeah, I want to go now. 933 00:56:36,594 --> 00:56:39,263 Uh, it's closed. 934 00:56:39,329 --> 00:56:41,165 But I assume you have a key. 935 00:56:41,231 --> 00:56:43,668 Yes, I have a key. 936 00:56:45,703 --> 00:56:47,772 No. 937 00:56:47,838 --> 00:56:49,707 You're not a gallery owner, are you? 938 00:56:49,774 --> 00:56:51,809 Colleen, I don't want to make you mad. 939 00:56:51,876 --> 00:56:54,612 You have a job that's going to make me mad? 940 00:56:54,679 --> 00:56:58,449 We have to go somewhere private, then I'll tell you. 941 00:56:58,516 --> 00:57:01,251 We're in my house. How much more privacy do you need? 942 00:57:08,559 --> 00:57:11,028 This is private? 943 00:57:11,095 --> 00:57:13,564 I'm sensing something is wrong. 944 00:57:13,631 --> 00:57:16,366 Yes, something is wrong. 945 00:57:16,433 --> 00:57:18,636 You know, I've had a pretty crummy week. 946 00:57:18,703 --> 00:57:23,273 First, I accidently kill my boyfriend because he was cheating on me. 947 00:57:23,340 --> 00:57:27,478 And now, I find out that you're not an art dealer. 948 00:57:27,545 --> 00:57:29,213 Colleen, I can explain. 949 00:57:29,279 --> 00:57:30,414 Are you a porn star? 950 00:57:30,481 --> 00:57:31,549 No. 951 00:57:31,616 --> 00:57:32,750 Are you a Republican Senator? 952 00:57:32,817 --> 00:57:34,051 No. 953 00:57:34,118 --> 00:57:35,820 Are you in the mafia? 954 00:57:38,789 --> 00:57:39,824 Yes. 955 00:57:39,890 --> 00:57:41,125 Yes? 956 00:57:41,191 --> 00:57:44,729 Yes, but we're not the mafia, we're Irish. 957 00:57:46,130 --> 00:57:47,665 Are you joking? 958 00:57:47,732 --> 00:57:49,500 Colleen, I'm a hitman. 959 00:57:49,567 --> 00:57:52,402 But I swear, I have never killed a person in my life. 960 00:57:52,469 --> 00:57:55,540 Oh, that's a good one. You're a hitman who's never killed anyone. 961 00:57:55,606 --> 00:57:57,508 Hey, do you think it's easy for me to admit 962 00:57:57,575 --> 00:58:00,410 that I am a hitman who can't kill, it's embarrassing. 963 00:58:02,046 --> 00:58:04,882 I hope you see the irony here. I am a hitman, okay? 964 00:58:04,949 --> 00:58:07,618 I have never broken the law in my entire life. 965 00:58:07,685 --> 00:58:13,023 And you, the innocent artist, just killed her boyfriend. 966 00:58:13,090 --> 00:58:16,994 To compare my murder which was an act of love. 967 00:58:17,061 --> 00:58:18,262 Oh, wait, of love? 968 00:58:18,328 --> 00:58:20,531 Of love? You didn't love Dick! 969 00:58:20,598 --> 00:58:23,233 He sure as hell didn't love you, but I do. 970 00:58:24,068 --> 00:58:25,069 Do what? 971 00:58:25,135 --> 00:58:26,070 Love you. 972 00:58:27,171 --> 00:58:28,172 Okay? 973 00:58:30,407 --> 00:58:31,576 I love you. 974 00:58:33,477 --> 00:58:34,645 You said, "I love you." 975 00:58:34,712 --> 00:58:36,513 Yes. 976 00:58:36,581 --> 00:58:40,350 I love you. I love you. I love you. There I said it, I love you. 977 00:58:42,252 --> 00:58:44,188 Really? 978 00:58:44,254 --> 00:58:47,692 Colleen, I dumped a body for you. I got rid of a murder weapon. 979 00:58:47,758 --> 00:58:49,860 Where I'm from, that's love. 980 00:58:51,061 --> 00:58:52,062 I love you. 981 00:59:07,077 --> 00:59:08,979 Excuse me. 982 00:59:09,046 --> 00:59:12,282 I have to, uh, go talk to a wayward relative, okay? 983 00:59:21,225 --> 00:59:24,028 What are you doing? Get rid of that thing. 984 00:59:24,094 --> 00:59:29,333 No, listen, I'm beginning to grow attached to it. I think it has special powers. 985 00:59:29,399 --> 00:59:32,502 -Just get rid of it or I'll kill you. -All right. 986 00:59:32,569 --> 00:59:36,741 But it's going to make Christmas real uncomfortable for the families, huh? 987 00:59:37,441 --> 00:59:38,943 Stop being such a dick. 988 00:59:42,980 --> 00:59:44,114 Asshole. 989 00:59:47,685 --> 00:59:51,689 That was fun. I could do that every night of my life. 990 00:59:51,756 --> 00:59:53,423 Hmm. That's a nice start. 991 00:59:53,490 --> 00:59:55,159 It's probably not going to happen. 992 00:59:55,225 --> 00:59:56,994 I'm in dutch with my boss. 993 00:59:57,695 --> 00:59:58,896 How dutch? 994 01:00:02,099 --> 01:00:03,100 Dutch, dutch. 995 01:00:03,167 --> 01:00:04,802 What's this? 996 01:00:04,869 --> 01:00:07,672 They're drug dealers, Colleen. Scum of the earth. 997 01:00:07,738 --> 01:00:10,340 They sell crack to school children. 998 01:00:10,407 --> 01:00:14,011 Oh. Oh! You're supposed to kill them? 999 01:00:15,279 --> 01:00:17,481 Oh. Yes. 1000 01:00:17,547 --> 01:00:19,516 But I can't do it. 1001 01:00:19,583 --> 01:00:21,886 Yes, you can. 1002 01:00:21,952 --> 01:00:24,288 Yes, you can. It's not that hard. 1003 01:00:24,354 --> 01:00:26,857 It's like jumping off the highboard. 1004 01:00:26,924 --> 01:00:28,592 You just have to decide to do it. 1005 01:00:28,659 --> 01:00:30,695 Sure, that's easy for you to say, you're a natural. 1006 01:00:30,761 --> 01:00:34,364 I can't do it. I take the gun and I... 1007 01:00:34,431 --> 01:00:40,270 ...point the gun and it makes that horrible exploding sound, and... 1008 01:00:40,337 --> 01:00:42,339 Oh, it's all right. 1009 01:00:42,406 --> 01:00:45,509 It's all right. You're still a good person. 1010 01:00:45,575 --> 01:00:49,479 And Jared, he's my boss and he's my brother-in-law. 1011 01:00:49,546 --> 01:00:52,249 He threatened to kill me if I don't kill these people. 1012 01:00:52,316 --> 01:00:56,153 Jeez. You think he's serious? 1013 01:00:56,220 --> 01:00:59,156 I once saw him stab a guy to death with a soup spoon. 1014 01:00:59,223 --> 01:01:03,193 Well, we'll just go run away somewhere. 1015 01:01:03,260 --> 01:01:06,496 Somewhere that Jared won't find us. You know, I have some family money. 1016 01:01:06,563 --> 01:01:08,432 Colleen, he's going to find us wherever we go. We'll just go far away. 1017 01:01:08,498 --> 01:01:11,001 Look, I just have to face the fact... 1018 01:01:11,068 --> 01:01:13,704 -...that I've... I've just got a few days to live. -Oh. 1019 01:01:13,771 --> 01:01:16,240 But I'm gonna make 'em the best few days of your life. 1020 01:01:17,641 --> 01:01:18,943 There has to be some way out. 1021 01:01:22,546 --> 01:01:23,647 I got it. 1022 01:01:24,581 --> 01:01:26,316 I'll do your hits. What? 1023 01:01:26,917 --> 01:01:28,052 Oh, no, no. 1024 01:01:28,118 --> 01:01:30,354 Yeah, I'll do your hits. 1025 01:01:30,420 --> 01:01:32,622 I'm not going to have you do my killing for me. 1026 01:01:32,689 --> 01:01:35,259 I'd do anything for you. 1027 01:01:35,325 --> 01:01:38,428 Anything, come on, it's the least I can do for you. 1028 01:01:40,164 --> 01:01:41,231 Come on. 1029 01:01:43,567 --> 01:01:44,902 I love you. 1030 01:01:46,871 --> 01:01:48,005 Really? 1031 01:01:54,678 --> 01:01:57,514 Now, when you kill 'em you have to make sure they're dead. 1032 01:01:57,581 --> 01:01:58,916 Yeah, I know, you told me that already. 1033 01:01:58,983 --> 01:02:01,585 And just make sure to put a bullet in their brain. 1034 01:02:01,651 --> 01:02:03,587 Yeah, yeah, you told me that already, too. 1035 01:02:03,653 --> 01:02:04,922 And if anything goes wrong... 1036 01:02:04,989 --> 01:02:06,423 Get the hell out. 1037 01:02:06,490 --> 01:02:09,226 I know, I know, all right. So come on, give me the gun. 1038 01:02:10,160 --> 01:02:11,495 Give me the gun. 1039 01:02:12,529 --> 01:02:14,198 It has a silencer attached... 1040 01:02:14,264 --> 01:02:15,900 So I don't wake up the whole neighborhood. 1041 01:02:15,966 --> 01:02:17,701 All right. I know. 1042 01:02:18,568 --> 01:02:20,137 So I'll see you later? 1043 01:02:20,204 --> 01:02:21,238 Colleen. 1044 01:02:21,305 --> 01:02:22,272 Yes. 1045 01:02:24,108 --> 01:02:25,675 Just, just be careful. 1046 01:02:54,238 --> 01:02:55,940 Oh. 1047 01:02:57,407 --> 01:02:58,442 Let's go get some dinner. 1048 01:02:58,508 --> 01:02:59,977 What? 1049 01:03:00,044 --> 01:03:02,379 I don't know, maybe Chinese or something? 1050 01:03:02,446 --> 01:03:03,613 Were they there? 1051 01:03:03,680 --> 01:03:04,815 Oh, yeah. 1052 01:03:05,782 --> 01:03:06,783 Did... Did you? 1053 01:03:08,085 --> 01:03:09,653 Oh, yeah. 1054 01:03:09,719 --> 01:03:11,221 Are you sure? 1055 01:03:11,288 --> 01:03:14,024 Yeah. Yeah. 1056 01:03:14,091 --> 01:03:17,094 -Phew. Come on, let's go. I'm starving. 1057 01:03:17,161 --> 01:03:18,963 Whatever you say. 1058 01:03:22,732 --> 01:03:23,868 Hey. 1059 01:03:32,642 --> 01:03:35,846 "Wally Lemon, Kiddie Pornographer." Eek. 1060 01:04:41,912 --> 01:04:43,713 COLLEEN: Is this is where you put Dick? 1061 01:04:45,515 --> 01:04:46,550 Yes. 1062 01:04:47,417 --> 01:04:48,718 It's fitting. 1063 01:04:50,287 --> 01:04:51,455 Oh, God. 1064 01:04:51,521 --> 01:04:53,223 What's wrong? 1065 01:04:53,290 --> 01:04:55,725 Oh, look at my dress. 1066 01:04:55,792 --> 01:05:00,130 This is the third good dress I've ruined doing this job. 1067 01:05:00,197 --> 01:05:02,099 Blood doesn't wash out so easily. 1068 01:05:02,166 --> 01:05:05,102 -Don't worry about it, we're done. -Hmm. 1069 01:05:05,169 --> 01:05:08,038 You're done. That's five. That's the deal I made with Jared. 1070 01:05:08,705 --> 01:05:09,706 Good. 1071 01:05:11,475 --> 01:05:14,178 Now you can headline at the Shillelagh Room, 1072 01:05:14,244 --> 01:05:17,314 and win the WXIU talent contest. 1073 01:05:17,381 --> 01:05:19,249 Yes, and we'll be on... 1074 01:05:20,350 --> 01:05:22,319 ...easy streets. 1075 01:05:24,088 --> 01:05:25,155 Hmm. 1076 01:05:30,927 --> 01:05:32,129 You know what I think? 1077 01:05:33,163 --> 01:05:35,732 Would you please stop doing that? 1078 01:05:35,799 --> 01:05:40,470 I think that day of reckoning I was talking about is coming. I can feel it. 1079 01:05:41,871 --> 01:05:43,473 Who is that man? 1080 01:05:43,540 --> 01:05:45,442 He's just a crazy old man. Let's go. Let's just go. 1081 01:05:47,377 --> 01:05:48,578 He's dirty. 1082 01:05:51,848 --> 01:05:53,117 It's gonna come. 1083 01:05:59,189 --> 01:06:00,690 It's gonna come! 1084 01:06:04,828 --> 01:06:07,331 That's it! Five. 1085 01:06:09,033 --> 01:06:10,167 I'm through. 1086 01:06:12,102 --> 01:06:13,770 Here's number six. 1087 01:06:15,439 --> 01:06:18,242 No, Jared. 1088 01:06:18,308 --> 01:06:20,244 You said after five, I'm done. 1089 01:06:21,311 --> 01:06:22,512 I meant after six. 1090 01:06:23,913 --> 01:06:27,117 You know, this whole killing thing, 1091 01:06:27,184 --> 01:06:30,087 it's really, really getting on my nerves. 1092 01:06:32,589 --> 01:06:35,125 Oh, well, if that's the way you wanna play it? 1093 01:06:38,095 --> 01:06:39,996 You love Ivy, don't you, Danny? 1094 01:06:42,332 --> 01:06:44,034 What are you getting at? 1095 01:06:44,101 --> 01:06:46,136 It'd be a shame if anything was to happen to her. 1096 01:06:47,471 --> 01:06:50,006 Besides I thought you'd want this one. 1097 01:06:50,074 --> 01:06:53,943 What with this being the man that stole away the lovely Mary's heart. 1098 01:06:56,080 --> 01:06:58,915 You want me to whack the Tuner. 1099 01:06:58,982 --> 01:07:03,753 Tony the Tuner Moretti has been muscling out of my salmon poaching racket, 1100 01:07:03,820 --> 01:07:05,489 and he has to pay. 1101 01:07:07,057 --> 01:07:10,527 See, life is fair sometimes, isn't it, Danny? 1102 01:07:12,196 --> 01:07:15,465 Just do this last hit. Pick up the envelope. 1103 01:07:17,267 --> 01:07:18,735 Save your sister. 1104 01:07:28,778 --> 01:07:30,280 Daniel, I really love you. 1105 01:07:30,347 --> 01:07:33,450 I just don't know if I can keep on killing for you. 1106 01:07:35,085 --> 01:07:37,387 Colleen, just one last hit. 1107 01:07:38,755 --> 01:07:40,390 And we're through, Jared promised. 1108 01:07:41,991 --> 01:07:44,094 All right, what's his name? 1109 01:07:45,429 --> 01:07:47,531 Tony the Tuner Moretti. 1110 01:07:47,597 --> 01:07:50,033 Did Jared tell you why he wanted him killed? 1111 01:07:50,100 --> 01:07:53,803 I don't know why he wants him killed. He just wants him killed. 1112 01:07:53,870 --> 01:07:58,808 Well, jeez, Daniel, do you ever ask any questions? 1113 01:07:58,875 --> 01:08:01,145 If they asked you to go kill your own grandmother, 1114 01:08:01,211 --> 01:08:03,413 you think you'd bother to ask why? 1115 01:08:03,480 --> 01:08:05,782 What are you a questionaholic? 1116 01:08:05,849 --> 01:08:07,584 What's that supposed to mean? 1117 01:08:10,687 --> 01:08:11,988 Hello 1118 01:08:12,055 --> 01:08:13,423 Danny, this is Jared. 1119 01:08:13,490 --> 01:08:16,593 Your sister had another one of her accidents. 1120 01:08:16,660 --> 01:08:20,697 The doctor said she'll be fine, but you'd better come out here. 1121 01:08:20,764 --> 01:08:23,700 Okay, I'll be there as soon as I can. 1122 01:08:40,217 --> 01:08:41,218 Hey, Ivy. 1123 01:08:42,352 --> 01:08:43,853 Do you love me, Danny? 1124 01:08:43,920 --> 01:08:45,822 Sure, I do. 1125 01:08:45,889 --> 01:08:47,257 Then kill Jared. 1126 01:08:52,562 --> 01:08:55,565 I don't think that'd be a wise career move on my part. 1127 01:08:55,632 --> 01:08:59,636 I want him dead, Danny. He's fooling around behind my back. 1128 01:08:59,703 --> 01:09:01,137 He wouldn't do that to you. 1129 01:09:01,205 --> 01:09:05,942 Oh, stop taking his side. He treats you like an idiot. 1130 01:09:06,009 --> 01:09:09,913 Do you really think he's going to let you headline at the Shillelagh Room? 1131 01:09:12,148 --> 01:09:14,184 How do you know he's fooling around on you? 1132 01:09:14,251 --> 01:09:15,819 I hired a detective. 1133 01:09:15,885 --> 01:09:18,255 Some clown named Rasmusson. 1134 01:09:18,322 --> 01:09:20,857 Who's apparently skipped town, because I can't get a hold of him. 1135 01:09:21,625 --> 01:09:22,959 Anyway. 1136 01:09:23,026 --> 01:09:27,697 He mailed me these pictures taken at the Pink Flamingo Motel. 1137 01:09:27,764 --> 01:09:30,133 That's when I took the sleeping pills. 1138 01:09:32,902 --> 01:09:34,103 Wow. 1139 01:09:36,740 --> 01:09:38,342 He's doing a nun? 1140 01:09:38,408 --> 01:09:39,943 She's not a real nun. 1141 01:09:41,645 --> 01:09:45,315 According to Rasmusson, Jared likes to go to this fantasy strip club 1142 01:09:45,382 --> 01:09:48,885 and pick up these strippers who dress in these kinky costumes. 1143 01:09:49,586 --> 01:09:50,987 All right. 1144 01:09:51,755 --> 01:09:53,623 All right. I'll do it. 1145 01:09:54,958 --> 01:09:57,561 Danny! I'll rub Jared. 1146 01:09:57,627 --> 01:10:00,464 That's the nicest thing anyone has ever done for me. 1147 01:10:04,133 --> 01:10:08,538 Would it be fair to say that you're not the best lunch companion right now? 1148 01:10:10,974 --> 01:10:13,443 I've been neglecting you, I know it. 1149 01:10:13,510 --> 01:10:16,546 I'm really sorry. Let's just try to enjoy the rest of our meal, okay? 1150 01:10:16,980 --> 01:10:18,114 Okay. 1151 01:10:22,452 --> 01:10:23,487 Daniel? 1152 01:10:24,120 --> 01:10:25,121 Mary. 1153 01:10:26,155 --> 01:10:27,257 Mary. 1154 01:10:27,324 --> 01:10:28,725 Yeah, Mary. 1155 01:10:28,792 --> 01:10:31,361 Um, Colleen, this is Mary, my old girlfriend. 1156 01:10:31,428 --> 01:10:32,996 Yeah, I know, I know. 1157 01:10:33,062 --> 01:10:36,165 Danny, um, I'm sure you know the Tuner. 1158 01:10:36,232 --> 01:10:37,434 Hi, how you doing? 1159 01:10:37,501 --> 01:10:39,603 I don't know. 1160 01:10:39,669 --> 01:10:41,305 DANIEL: So do you wanna sit down? 1161 01:10:41,371 --> 01:10:42,639 We just ate, but sure. 1162 01:10:42,706 --> 01:10:44,107 THE TUNER: I know. 1163 01:10:44,173 --> 01:10:45,174 What, Tuner? 1164 01:10:45,241 --> 01:10:46,510 I want to go. 1165 01:10:46,576 --> 01:10:48,845 -Do you wanna go to the restroom 1166 01:10:48,912 --> 01:10:51,481 You wanna, you wanna use the phone. Oh, yeah, sure. 1167 01:10:59,456 --> 01:11:01,591 Oh, the, um, the Tuner, 1168 01:11:01,658 --> 01:11:04,861 he's, um, he's going to a dark secluded part of the restaurant. 1169 01:11:06,830 --> 01:11:08,432 Yeah. Alone. 1170 01:11:12,836 --> 01:11:15,171 Oh. Well... 1171 01:11:19,843 --> 01:11:23,413 I guess I... Well, I better powder my nose. 1172 01:11:29,519 --> 01:11:31,421 So, how are you, Danny? 1173 01:11:32,389 --> 01:11:34,824 Great. Fine. How are you? 1174 01:11:38,728 --> 01:11:40,196 I can't take it anymore. 1175 01:11:41,965 --> 01:11:44,768 It's so awful living with the Tuner. 1176 01:11:44,834 --> 01:11:46,536 I never understand a word he says. 1177 01:11:47,471 --> 01:11:48,805 He's so violent. 1178 01:11:51,207 --> 01:11:53,343 Unlike you, Danny. 1179 01:11:53,410 --> 01:11:55,244 You were always so gentle. 1180 01:11:57,347 --> 01:12:00,216 I guess I made a big mistake when I left you. 1181 01:12:00,283 --> 01:12:01,351 Yep, I guess you did. 1182 01:12:01,418 --> 01:12:02,419 Yeah. 1183 01:12:04,988 --> 01:12:06,790 Is there any way I can win you back? 1184 01:12:17,066 --> 01:12:18,301 TUNER: I don't know. 1185 01:12:19,869 --> 01:12:21,505 You know what I mean? You know what I mean? 1186 01:12:22,872 --> 01:12:24,774 Get out of here. 1187 01:12:32,449 --> 01:12:33,583 You need the phone? 1188 01:12:33,650 --> 01:12:35,519 No. 1189 01:12:35,585 --> 01:12:38,121 It's all right, I'll only be a minute. 1190 01:12:38,187 --> 01:12:42,225 Oh, oh, I'm sorry. This is the wrong secluded hallway. 1191 01:12:46,896 --> 01:12:48,565 All right. Hello. 1192 01:12:49,533 --> 01:12:50,834 Sorry, Mary. 1193 01:12:52,569 --> 01:12:54,604 See, I found a really special gal. 1194 01:12:56,339 --> 01:12:59,776 -I understand. I guess this is goodbye then. -Yeah. 1195 01:12:59,843 --> 01:13:03,480 -Yeah. Um, I'm moving to Nebraska to find myself. -Oh. 1196 01:13:04,614 --> 01:13:06,215 Great. Yeah. Yeah. 1197 01:13:12,722 --> 01:13:13,790 Mmm. 1198 01:13:25,034 --> 01:13:26,670 Eh, uh, did you, um... 1199 01:13:26,736 --> 01:13:29,172 No, no, I didn't. 1200 01:13:29,238 --> 01:13:30,907 And I want to go home. 1201 01:13:33,810 --> 01:13:36,880 DANIEL: Colleen, there's been a misunderstanding. 1202 01:13:36,946 --> 01:13:39,148 COLLEEN: There's no misunderstanding. 1203 01:13:39,215 --> 01:13:40,817 You're leaving, and you're never coming back. 1204 01:13:40,884 --> 01:13:44,253 As long as you live, you're not going to visit me. 1205 01:13:44,320 --> 01:13:47,991 You're not going to call me. You're not even going to think about me. 1206 01:13:48,057 --> 01:13:51,761 Colleen, this killing is making you a little bit temperamental. 1207 01:13:51,828 --> 01:13:55,298 I'm not temperamental, I'm mad. There's a difference. 1208 01:13:57,333 --> 01:14:01,805 You asked me to kill your ex-girlfriend's boyfriend. 1209 01:14:01,871 --> 01:14:04,941 That's not a normal relationship request. 1210 01:14:06,309 --> 01:14:07,544 Colleen, that was a coincidence. 1211 01:14:07,611 --> 01:14:10,079 Oh, yeah. Sure. 1212 01:14:10,146 --> 01:14:12,215 You're just like the rest of them. 1213 01:14:12,281 --> 01:14:14,951 -You're just using me to get what you want. 1214 01:14:16,052 --> 01:14:17,654 I almost trusted you. 1215 01:14:20,223 --> 01:14:22,692 Goodbye, good luck, and get out. 1216 01:14:30,199 --> 01:14:31,501 And, Daniel... 1217 01:14:32,401 --> 01:14:33,903 Yes. 1218 01:14:33,970 --> 01:14:37,440 I hope you do really crummy at the talent show tonight. 1219 01:14:47,717 --> 01:14:49,586 Hi. Oh. 1220 01:14:49,653 --> 01:14:51,688 I'm sorry to disturb you, sir, 1221 01:14:51,755 --> 01:14:54,991 but did you know that the Lord Jesus Christ watches your every move? 1222 01:14:55,491 --> 01:14:56,626 Yes. 1223 01:14:56,693 --> 01:14:58,394 Yes. Yes. 1224 01:14:58,461 --> 01:15:01,631 -You're a brother in the spirit just like me. -Forty-two. 1225 01:15:01,698 --> 01:15:04,467 Psalm 42 is one of my favorites, too. 1226 01:15:05,401 --> 01:15:06,570 "The deer that..." 1227 01:15:06,636 --> 01:15:08,171 Forty-two. 1228 01:15:08,237 --> 01:15:11,775 There's 42 dead bodies buried out there in that yard. 1229 01:15:11,841 --> 01:15:14,477 You know what? Brother, I think I'm going to come back tomorrow. 1230 01:15:14,544 --> 01:15:16,145 Forty-two dead bodies... If that's alright with you? 1231 01:15:16,212 --> 01:15:17,513 ...buried out there in that yard. Let go of me! 1232 01:15:17,581 --> 01:15:18,582 You need to sober up! 1233 01:15:18,648 --> 01:15:19,616 You take me! 1234 01:15:19,683 --> 01:15:20,884 No! Let go of me! Help! 1235 01:15:20,950 --> 01:15:22,085 You take me! Take me! 1236 01:15:22,151 --> 01:15:23,620 Let go of me, you fat retard. 1237 01:15:23,687 --> 01:15:25,088 Forty-two dead bodies. 1238 01:15:27,924 --> 01:15:30,159 JARED: That's it! That's it! Hurt me! 1239 01:15:30,226 --> 01:15:33,429 Spank me! Come on! Call me cheesie-weesie! Come on! 1240 01:15:35,098 --> 01:15:36,432 Sorry to interrupt. 1241 01:15:36,499 --> 01:15:37,767 Danny, what you doing here? 1242 01:15:37,834 --> 01:15:40,737 Well, now I see why you wanted Dick Rasmusson killed. 1243 01:15:42,105 --> 01:15:45,274 All right, Danny, I'll give you $2,000 not to tell Ivy. 1244 01:15:45,341 --> 01:15:49,012 No what you don't understand is you're just my boss, but Ivy's my sister. 1245 01:15:49,979 --> 01:15:51,615 Oh, my God! 1246 01:15:51,681 --> 01:15:53,116 No. Put the gun away, Danny. 1247 01:15:53,182 --> 01:15:55,351 Danny, I order ya. Put the gun away. 1248 01:15:55,418 --> 01:15:57,987 You always told me the one with the gun gave the orders. 1249 01:15:58,054 --> 01:16:00,624 -Oh, my God! He's going to kills us! -No, he's not. 1250 01:16:00,690 --> 01:16:02,125 He doesn't have the guts. 1251 01:16:02,191 --> 01:16:03,660 That's what you think. 1252 01:16:03,727 --> 01:16:06,663 Look, you can kill him, just don't kill me. 1253 01:16:06,730 --> 01:16:08,564 Shut up! I'm pre-med. 1254 01:16:10,133 --> 01:16:12,401 What is the deal with crossing guards? 1255 01:16:12,468 --> 01:16:15,739 They're the sirens of the school system. 1256 01:16:15,805 --> 01:16:17,440 You know what your problem is, Jared? 1257 01:16:17,506 --> 01:16:19,408 You can't see what's right in front of you. 1258 01:16:19,475 --> 01:16:22,812 What's right in front of me, Danny, is a dead man. 1259 01:16:22,879 --> 01:16:26,616 -I'm talking about love. Ivy loved you. 1260 01:16:26,683 --> 01:16:28,752 BOTH: Shut up! 1261 01:16:28,818 --> 01:16:31,520 Love is rare thing, Jared. You ought to hold on to it when you get an opportunity. 1262 01:16:31,587 --> 01:16:33,522 What the hell are you talking about? 1263 01:16:33,589 --> 01:16:37,126 I'm talking about killing you! And her! 1264 01:16:41,230 --> 01:16:45,234 Go on! Pull the trigger. You don't have the guts. Go on! 1265 01:16:45,301 --> 01:16:46,335 I will! Pull the trigger, I dare you. 1266 01:16:46,402 --> 01:16:47,403 Do it! I will! 1267 01:16:47,470 --> 01:16:48,571 I will! 1268 01:16:48,638 --> 01:16:49,706 Then go ahead! 1269 01:16:51,540 --> 01:16:53,409 Damn it! 1270 01:16:53,476 --> 01:16:55,478 I knew you didn't have the guts. 1271 01:16:56,412 --> 01:16:57,781 Who's been making your hits? 1272 01:17:29,612 --> 01:17:30,914 We're back. 1273 01:17:30,980 --> 01:17:32,849 You remember us? 1274 01:17:32,916 --> 01:17:34,050 Of course, I remember you. 1275 01:17:34,117 --> 01:17:38,221 We got an anonymous tip from some guy. 1276 01:17:38,287 --> 01:17:40,824 So I guess Daniel did find a way to get back at me. 1277 01:17:40,890 --> 01:17:42,125 Excuse me? 1278 01:17:42,191 --> 01:17:43,626 Nothing. 1279 01:17:43,693 --> 01:17:45,661 Anyway, this tip led us to a junkyard. 1280 01:17:45,729 --> 01:17:47,931 A junkyard with 42 bodies in it. 1281 01:17:47,997 --> 01:17:49,565 All dead. 1282 01:17:49,632 --> 01:17:51,167 One of them was Dick Rasmusson. 1283 01:17:51,735 --> 01:17:53,302 A PI. 1284 01:17:53,369 --> 01:17:54,871 And just one punch short of a free latte. 1285 01:17:54,938 --> 01:17:57,707 Sad, really. And his death, too. 1286 01:17:57,774 --> 01:18:00,009 -But here's where the story gets weird. -A few days ago, 1287 01:18:00,076 --> 01:18:01,677 me and Murphy went to a strip bar. 1288 01:18:01,745 --> 01:18:03,179 We get horny like everyone else. 1289 01:18:03,246 --> 01:18:04,647 And we meet this PI. 1290 01:18:04,714 --> 01:18:06,182 Real clown named Rasmusson. 1291 01:18:06,249 --> 01:18:07,350 Said he had a gal. 1292 01:18:07,416 --> 01:18:08,484 A gal named Colleen. 1293 01:18:08,551 --> 01:18:10,086 A gal he was going to marry. 1294 01:18:10,153 --> 01:18:12,188 What? 1295 01:18:12,255 --> 01:18:15,024 Of course we didn't put two and two together until after five. 1296 01:18:15,091 --> 01:18:16,659 And that's quitting time. 1297 01:18:16,726 --> 01:18:19,428 You don't seem real surprised that Dick's dead. 1298 01:18:19,495 --> 01:18:22,932 I am surprised. I'm... I'm... I... 1299 01:18:23,733 --> 01:18:24,934 I'm just shocked. 1300 01:18:25,001 --> 01:18:26,435 Don't you think it's a little strange 1301 01:18:26,502 --> 01:18:28,671 that one day some mob goon is killed by your painting, 1302 01:18:28,738 --> 01:18:32,208 and the next day we're digging the body of your fiance out of a pile of pop cans? 1303 01:18:33,342 --> 01:18:34,811 There's even more. 1304 01:18:34,878 --> 01:18:38,647 See, we found this punk sink salesman shot to death in the park. 1305 01:18:38,714 --> 01:18:41,818 And the slug the lab pulled out of him matched the slug in the PI. 1306 01:18:41,885 --> 01:18:43,086 And we haven't found the gun. 1307 01:18:44,821 --> 01:18:49,025 REX: I think it has special powers. 1308 01:18:55,364 --> 01:18:56,833 DANIEL: Don't screw it up. 1309 01:19:00,703 --> 01:19:01,871 Oh, man. 1310 01:19:20,189 --> 01:19:22,191 Two bodies, one gun. 1311 01:19:22,258 --> 01:19:24,861 That's why we want to search your house. 1312 01:19:24,928 --> 01:19:26,095 Well, you'll need a search warrant. 1313 01:19:32,668 --> 01:19:34,170 The first place me and Murphy like to check 1314 01:19:34,237 --> 01:19:36,305 in any suspicious murder case is the basement. 1315 01:19:36,372 --> 01:19:38,707 All novice killers hide their victims in the basement. 1316 01:19:38,774 --> 01:19:41,610 -Some psychological thing like a burial. -I think it symbolizes hell. 1317 01:19:41,677 --> 01:19:44,447 It's a burial. Hey, cool, a guitar. 1318 01:19:48,284 --> 01:19:51,187 This things out of tune. 1319 01:19:51,254 --> 01:19:52,956 Probably has something to do with this bullet hole in the back. 1320 01:19:53,022 --> 01:19:56,592 That would do it. Hey, there's blood on this guitar. 1321 01:19:56,659 --> 01:19:59,228 -A little vinegar will take that right out. -I'd use dish soap. 1322 01:19:59,295 --> 01:20:02,531 Oh! I hear the tea kettle boiling. 1323 01:20:09,805 --> 01:20:14,277 -That was the door locking, wasn't it? -Yeah. I think so. 1324 01:20:16,545 --> 01:20:17,546 Ivy! 1325 01:20:24,287 --> 01:20:25,354 Ivy! 1326 01:20:33,196 --> 01:20:36,632 Danny! Did you do it? Did you kill him? 1327 01:20:36,699 --> 01:20:40,803 Not quite. But, I, uh, I detained him. 1328 01:20:40,870 --> 01:20:45,875 And, um, well, when he wakes up, he's gonna be pissed. 1329 01:20:45,942 --> 01:20:50,779 So, you gotta get out of town. Two tickets to Rome. 1330 01:20:51,747 --> 01:20:53,182 Are you coming with me? 1331 01:20:53,249 --> 01:20:56,385 No, I'm going to the talent show. To sing my heart out. 1332 01:20:56,452 --> 01:20:59,088 Then I'm going to find the woman I love and ask her to marry me. 1333 01:21:15,704 --> 01:21:18,541 Good bye, Daniel Gallagher. 1334 01:21:26,782 --> 01:21:29,585 Welcome to the WXIU talent show, everybody. 1335 01:21:29,652 --> 01:21:32,355 I'm Dash Davis, but you know that. 1336 01:21:35,491 --> 01:21:38,494 Okay, tonight we have a lot of great folks here to entertain us. 1337 01:21:38,561 --> 01:21:41,197 And I am just standing in the way up here. 1338 01:21:41,264 --> 01:21:44,867 So, let me introduce a bunch of nice young men, 1339 01:21:44,934 --> 01:21:47,870 "Screaming Blood Monkey!" 1340 01:21:53,442 --> 01:21:57,413 Push! Come on, push! Push! 1341 01:22:15,664 --> 01:22:17,266 Good bye, Daniel Gallagher. 1342 01:22:35,618 --> 01:22:37,386 And now, ladies and gentlemen, 1343 01:22:37,453 --> 01:22:39,388 get your handkerchiefs and your whisky bottles out 1344 01:22:39,455 --> 01:22:44,060 as here is Daniel Gallagher to sing Danny Boy. 1345 01:22:56,539 --> 01:23:00,943 * Oh, Danny boy 1346 01:23:01,010 --> 01:23:04,680 * The pipes, the pipes are calling 1347 01:23:07,283 --> 01:23:10,386 * From glen to glen 1348 01:23:10,453 --> 01:23:14,457 * and down the mountain side 1349 01:23:17,260 --> 01:23:20,863 * The summer's gone 1350 01:23:20,929 --> 01:23:24,900 * And all the roses falling 1351 01:23:27,136 --> 01:23:32,441 * 'Tis you, 'tis you must go 1352 01:23:32,508 --> 01:23:36,011 * And I must bide 1353 01:23:37,480 --> 01:23:40,649 * But come ye back 1354 01:23:40,716 --> 01:23:42,418 This kid is good. 1355 01:23:42,485 --> 01:23:44,087 Yeah, he's good. 1356 01:23:44,153 --> 01:23:45,921 Why don't you take a donut break? 1357 01:23:47,423 --> 01:23:51,026 I can't take a break. I'm Dash Davis, the MC. 1358 01:23:51,094 --> 01:23:55,264 I think you need a donut! 1359 01:23:57,133 --> 01:24:00,703 * 'Tis I'll be here 1360 01:24:00,769 --> 01:24:06,242 * in sunshine or in shadow 1361 01:24:06,309 --> 01:24:09,078 * Oh, Danny boy 1362 01:24:09,145 --> 01:24:11,914 * Oh, Danny boy 1363 01:24:11,980 --> 01:24:14,883 * I love you so 1364 01:24:15,951 --> 01:24:19,388 * And I shall hear 1365 01:24:20,289 --> 01:24:24,227 * Tho' soft you tread above me 1366 01:24:25,161 --> 01:24:29,132 * And all my grave 1367 01:24:29,198 --> 01:24:32,801 * will warmer sweeter be 1368 01:24:32,868 --> 01:24:34,470 Isn't that Daniel Gallagher? 1369 01:24:34,537 --> 01:24:36,339 One of Jared O'Riley's boys. 1370 01:24:36,405 --> 01:24:37,540 What's he doing here? 1371 01:24:37,606 --> 01:24:38,741 I don't know. 1372 01:24:38,807 --> 01:24:41,410 Let's arrest him and ask questions later. 1373 01:24:41,477 --> 01:24:42,678 Wait a minute. 1374 01:24:42,745 --> 01:24:44,113 What? 1375 01:24:44,180 --> 01:24:46,182 It's Danny Boy. 1376 01:24:48,717 --> 01:24:52,688 * ...until you come to me 1377 01:24:54,523 --> 01:24:58,494 * And I shall hear 1378 01:24:58,561 --> 01:25:02,631 * Tho' soft you tread above me 1379 01:25:03,766 --> 01:25:07,536 * And all my grave 1380 01:25:07,603 --> 01:25:11,740 * will warmer sweeter be 1381 01:25:13,142 --> 01:25:18,781 * For you will bend and tell me 1382 01:25:18,847 --> 01:25:21,884 * That you love me 1383 01:25:21,950 --> 01:25:24,453 So then I discovered that, not only does he want me 1384 01:25:24,520 --> 01:25:27,223 to bump off his ex-girlfriend's boyfriend, 1385 01:25:27,290 --> 01:25:29,458 He's going to turn me over to the cops. 1386 01:25:29,525 --> 01:25:34,363 Probably so he can, you know, live happily ever after with his angel Mary. 1387 01:25:35,798 --> 01:25:36,865 Wow, that does suck. 1388 01:25:36,932 --> 01:25:38,534 See, I told you. 1389 01:25:38,601 --> 01:25:45,541 * Until you come to me 1390 01:25:56,118 --> 01:25:57,386 Thank you very much. 1391 01:26:01,190 --> 01:26:03,859 Oh, it's the big finish. I better go plug him. 1392 01:26:06,495 --> 01:26:08,264 Thank you very much. 1393 01:26:08,331 --> 01:26:12,401 Thank you. That song is dedicated to the woman I love. 1394 01:26:12,468 --> 01:26:14,069 Yeah, Mary. WOMAN: Oh. 1395 01:26:14,136 --> 01:26:15,438 Colleen Gibson. 1396 01:26:21,477 --> 01:26:24,547 Keep your metal in your pockets, boys. I'm only here for one chicken. 1397 01:26:25,348 --> 01:26:27,383 Oh, Danny boy. 1398 01:26:27,450 --> 01:26:29,852 You can sing, but you sure can't kill. 1399 01:26:29,918 --> 01:26:32,355 I knew that you never made any of those hits. 1400 01:26:32,421 --> 01:26:35,123 Starting with Dick Rasmusson. Oh, well. 1401 01:26:36,725 --> 01:26:38,126 Say hello to St. Patrick. 1402 01:26:42,831 --> 01:26:43,832 Who are you? 1403 01:26:45,234 --> 01:26:46,969 I'm Colleen Gibson. 1404 01:26:48,103 --> 01:26:50,273 And I'm a hitman. 1405 01:26:50,339 --> 01:26:52,408 -Excuse me. Excuse me. Pardon me. -Excuse me. Sorry about that. 1406 01:26:52,475 --> 01:26:55,978 And I'm a very, very dangerous woman. 1407 01:26:56,044 --> 01:26:57,746 Sorry about that. Excuse me. Excuse me. 1408 01:26:57,813 --> 01:27:00,249 -Pardon me. Pardon me. Pardon me. -Pardon me. I beg your pardon. 1409 01:27:00,316 --> 01:27:02,585 Un, Jared O'Riley, you're under arrest. 1410 01:27:02,651 --> 01:27:03,852 For the murder of Dick Rasmusson. 1411 01:27:03,919 --> 01:27:05,621 I didn't kill Dick Rasmusson. 1412 01:27:05,688 --> 01:27:08,524 He did kill Dick Rasmusson. He told me so himself. 1413 01:27:08,591 --> 01:27:10,426 A-ha! A confession. 1414 01:27:10,493 --> 01:27:12,194 No! No, no, no, no, no. Wait a minute. 1415 01:27:12,261 --> 01:27:13,996 I killed Dick Rasmusson. 1416 01:27:14,062 --> 01:27:16,198 I killed... I'm a very dangerous hitman! 1417 01:27:16,265 --> 01:27:18,734 She didn't kill anyone. She's not... 1418 01:27:18,801 --> 01:27:20,669 Oh, yeah She's nothing. Nothing. 1419 01:27:20,736 --> 01:27:22,571 I've done it before. What's one more? 1420 01:27:24,773 --> 01:27:26,309 What you so angry about? 1421 01:27:26,375 --> 01:27:29,412 Well, for one, there's Mary. That's a nice place to start. 1422 01:27:29,478 --> 01:27:33,616 She means nothing to me. Besides, she moved to Nebraska to find herself. 1423 01:27:35,217 --> 01:27:37,052 All right. 1424 01:27:37,119 --> 01:27:41,924 But there's also the anonymous tip the police got about the bodies in the dump. 1425 01:27:41,990 --> 01:27:46,562 Sorry to interrupt but the anonymous tip was from a guy named Hurley. 1426 01:27:46,629 --> 01:27:48,697 Okay, so I guessed wrong on that one. 1427 01:27:48,764 --> 01:27:51,700 All right, O'Riley, down to the station house with you. 1428 01:27:53,201 --> 01:27:54,803 What happened to your eye? 1429 01:27:54,870 --> 01:27:59,274 -Well, I was ironing a shirt. Someone telephoned me. Oh. 1430 01:27:59,342 --> 01:28:02,144 I would never turn you in, I love you. 1431 01:28:02,210 --> 01:28:04,447 I do love you. You don't love me. 1432 01:28:04,513 --> 01:28:06,248 If I didn't love you, would I give you this? 1433 01:28:08,984 --> 01:28:10,185 It's not a gun. 1434 01:28:16,592 --> 01:28:19,495 Colleen Gibson, will you marry me? 1435 01:28:20,262 --> 01:28:21,764 ALL: Aw! 1436 01:28:23,966 --> 01:28:24,967 Hmm... 1437 01:28:26,402 --> 01:28:29,805 Should I kill you or marry you? 1438 01:28:29,872 --> 01:28:31,674 WOMAN 2: Marry him! WOMAN 1: Marry him! 1439 01:28:31,740 --> 01:28:34,109 Marry me. Marry me, I love you. 1440 01:28:34,176 --> 01:28:36,311 I honestly love you. 1441 01:28:36,379 --> 01:28:40,115 You said the most important thing in the world is trust. 1442 01:28:40,182 --> 01:28:41,784 It's what every relationship is made of. 1443 01:28:41,850 --> 01:28:45,888 You gotta trust me on this. I love you. 1444 01:28:45,954 --> 01:28:48,090 I love you with all my heart, Colleen. 1445 01:28:51,694 --> 01:28:53,128 You gotta believe. 1446 01:28:56,499 --> 01:28:57,566 ALL: Aw! 1447 01:29:01,269 --> 01:29:04,940 I wasn't really going to kill you. I was just really mad. 1448 01:29:05,007 --> 01:29:06,341 That's understandable. 1449 01:29:06,409 --> 01:29:09,412 And the winner is Daniel Gallagher. 1450 01:29:10,846 --> 01:29:12,080 I won! I won! 1451 01:29:15,584 --> 01:29:18,987 Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. 1452 01:29:21,824 --> 01:29:25,794 That's our show. WXIU, I'm Dash Davis. 1453 01:29:25,861 --> 01:29:30,599 -Hmm, I parked out back for the quick getaway. -Colleen... 1454 01:29:30,666 --> 01:29:34,202 Great job, I'm so proud of you! 1455 01:29:34,269 --> 01:29:37,272 You know, you really do have a gift for this whole killing thing. 1456 01:29:37,339 --> 01:29:38,507 I know. 1457 01:29:43,512 --> 01:29:47,382 Maybe you could direct your talents in other ways though, you know. 1458 01:29:47,450 --> 01:29:51,386 -Something more artistic, less deadly. -Oh. 1459 01:29:56,859 --> 01:29:59,962 -How about opening a dress shop? -Nah. 1460 01:30:00,028 --> 01:30:01,797 I wanna fence stolen goods. 1461 01:30:01,864 --> 01:30:04,767 -People always like a good soap store. -Numbers running. 1462 01:30:04,833 --> 01:30:05,968 Flower stall? 1463 01:30:06,034 --> 01:30:07,402 Racketeering? 1464 01:30:07,470 --> 01:30:10,005 -Do you know what racketeering is? 1465 01:30:10,072 --> 01:30:12,908 I don't know. Anyway, no more killing. 1466 01:30:12,975 --> 01:30:14,443 But I'm good at it. 1467 01:30:14,510 --> 01:30:15,911 No more killing. 1468 01:30:15,978 --> 01:30:17,846 Okay, okay, no more killing. 1469 01:30:17,913 --> 01:30:20,148 How about extortion? 101098