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GOOD MORNING, DEAR!

I SAID,
GOOD MORNING, DEAR.

TIME TO WAKE UP
ON THIS,

OUR SPECIAL DAY.

I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING.

YOU'RE PRETENDING
TO HAVE FORGOTTEN.

BUT I KNOW YOU
BETTER THAN THAT,

RICHARD BOUQUET.

YOU HAVE SOMETHING
IN MIND.

YOU'RE GOING
TO SURPRISE ME.

ARE YOU UP?
WHAT TIME IS IT?

ARE YOU SMILING AT ME?

OF COURSE I'M SMILING
AT YOU.

BUT WHY
ARE YOU SMILING AT ME?

I SHALL GO
AND MAKE SOME TEA.

A VERY GOOD MORNING TO YOU.

WHAT HAVE I DONE?

I WONDER
WHAT HE'S BOUGHT ME.

HE'S SO THOUGHTFUL,
BLESS HIS HEART.

A LITTLE BOSSY NOW AND AGAIN
BUT SO THOUGHTFUL.

I WONDER WHAT
THE SURPRISE IS.

PERHAPS
IT'S COMING BY POST.

WE'LL SEE WHAT
THE POSTMAN BRINGS.

* WHEN I'M CALLING YOU! *

ONSLOW, WAKE UP.

THERE'S A MAN IN OUR BEDROOM.

I REMEMBER A TIME WHEN I COULD
SAY THAT WITH MORE CONFIDENCE.

WHAT'S WRONG?

THERE'S A MAN IN OUR BEDROOM.

I THINK HE'S ASLEEP.

HE'S HAVING
A BETTER TIME THAN I AM.

I'M NOT SEEING THINGS, LOOK.

NEAR THE WALL!

OH.

IT'S YOUR FATHER.

WHY IS HE JUST SITTING THERE?

THERE'S PROBABLY SOME
VERY REASONABLE EXPLANATION.

SUCH AS WHAT?

HE'S DEAD.

HE'S NOT DEAD.

HE LOOKS DEAD.

Daisy:
HE OFTEN LOOKS DEAD.

GO AND WAKE HIM UP.
- OH, DAISE,

THAT'S ONE HELL OF AN ASSIGNMENT
FOR THIS TIME OF THE MORNING.

ESPECIALLY IF HE IS DEAD.

WAS THAT THE POST?

Richard:
I DON'T THINK SO.

HE WOULD BE LATE
THIS MORNING.

OH WELL, IT ALL ADDS
TO THE EXCITEMENT.

AH, THERE YOU ARE, DEAR.
READY FOR BREAKFAST?

JUST THE USUAL.

NO, NO, NO!
NOT THE USUAL.

SOMETHING SPECIAL.

NOW WHAT WOULD YOU
REALLY LIKE

THIS MORNING
FOR BREAKFAST?

YOU JUST SIT THERE
AND THINK ABOUT IT

AND TELL ME.

DO I HEAR
FULL ENGLISH BREAKFAST?

IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME
SINCE YOU COOKED ME-

ONE FULL ENGLISH BREAKFAST
COMING UP.

OH, FIRST I MUST
JUST CATCH THE POSTMAN.

ENJOY YOUR
ORANGE JUICE, DEAR.

ALL THAT LOVELY VITAMIN C.

SHE'S IN A REALLY GOOD MOOD.

I DON'T LIKE THIS AT ALL.

Hyacinth:
BACK IN A MOMENT.

OH, THERE YOU ARE.

A STONE IN MY SHOE.

OW! OW! OW!

THAT'S BETTER.

DON'T YOU JUST HATE IT WHEN
YOU GET A STONE IN YOUR SHOE?

I'M WAITING FOR MY MAIL.
HAVE YOU ANYTHING FOR ME?

YES.

I KNEW IT.

HE'S PRETENDING HE'S FORGOTTEN
AND ALL THE TIME-

IS THIS ALL?
- THAT'S IT.

THERE MUST BE SOME MISTAKE.

I'M EXPECTING A PACKAGE
FROM MY HUSBAND.

SORRY, NO MORE FOR BUCKET.

- "BOUQUET."
- ARE YOU SURE?

THIS IS MOST INCONVENIENT.

MY HUSBAND'S ANNIVERSARY GIFT
IS LURKING SOMEWHERE

IN YOUR SORTING HOUSES.

YOU CAN TELL
THE POSTMASTER GENERAL-

I DON'T SEE HIM
THAT OFTEN.

THAT HE'LL HEAR
MORE ABOUT THIS!

YOU HAVE A NAP.

YOU'LL BE QUITE SAFE
DOWN HERE.

IT WAS TERRIBLE.

YOU'LL BE ALL RIGHT NOW.

ONSLOW'S HERE.

HERE YOU'LL NOTICE,
WHEN I SHOULD BE IN BED,

YOUR FATHER
SHOULD BE IN BED.

I'M NOT GOING BACK UP THERE.
NEVER EVER.

IT WAS HORRIBLE.
- NOW YOU JUST GO TO SLEEP.

OH, WHAT'S UP
WITH FATHER?

HE SAYS HIS
BEDROOM'S HAUNTED.

HE'S SEEN SOMETHING.

IF WE HAVE GOT A GHOST, LET'S
HOPE IT'S HANDY ROUND THE HOUSE.

WHAT KIND OF GHOST IS IT?

IT'S THIS FIGURE
OF A WOMAN.

WOULDN'T YOU KNOW?

THAT'S ALL WE NEED AROUND HERE,
ANOTHER WOMAN.

YOU'RE NOT STILL ON ABOUT
MR. WHATSIT, ARE YOU?

WELL, CHANGING
HIS MIND LIKE THAT.

GOING BACK TO SOME REDHEAD
IN POLAND.

OH WELL, MEN.

WHO NEED THEM?

WE GIRLS DO.

YOU MUSTN'T BE
SO BITTER, ROSE.

MEN HAVE JUST
AS MUCH RIGHT

TO CHANGE THEIR MINDS
AS US LADIES.

WELL, I COULDN'T
PRONOUNCE HIM ANYWAY.

WHAT ABOUT ME?

WHAT?

SORRY, DADDY.

I'M NOT GOING BACK UP THERE.
IT WAS GHASTLY.

IT'S ALL RIGHT.

WE'LL GET
HYACINTH'S VICAR.

OH YES!

LET'S GET THE VICAR.

OH, BUT NOT BEFORE
I'VE GOT MY MAKE-UP ON.

I'LL PUT
THE KETTLE ON.

NO, I WANT THE SENIOR
POSTAL OFFICIAL.

HMM?

WELL, IF HE'S THE AREA MANAGER
I SUPPOSE HE'LL HAVE TO DO.

THOUGH I SHOULD HAVE PREFERRED
SOMETHING ON A NATIONAL SCALE.

WHO ARE YOU CALLING?

A VERY NEGLIGENT
POST OFFICE.

THEY'VE LET YOU DOWN.

LET ME DOWN?

AND A VERY GOOD MORNING
TO YOU TOO.

THOUGH IT'S NOT BEEN
A GOOD MORNING FOR ME.

LOOK, YOU HAVE SOME SERIOUS
FAILURES IN YOUR DEPARTMENT.

THE SURPRISE
FROM MY HUSBAND

HASN'T ARRIVED.

NO, FOR OUR
WEDDING ANNIVERSARY.

HE NEVER FORGETS OUR
WEDDING ANNIVERSARY.

WELL...

NO, OF COURSE IT WAS
COMING BY POST.

YOU'VE LET HIM DOWN.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT SIZE PACKAGE.
IT'S A SURPRISE.

ALL I KNOW
IS IT HASN'T ARRIVED.

YES, I'LL GIVE YOU MY NAME
AND ADDRESS. IT'S "BOUQUET."

B-U-C-K-E-T.

NO, IT IS "BOUQUET."

AND MY ADDRESS-
- HYACINTH, I CAN EXPLAIN.

OVER BREAKFAST.
- OH.

NOW I'M GOING
TO COOK YOU

A FULL
ENGLISH BREAKFAST.

I'LL JUST PUT
THE KETTLE ON.

NO, LEAVE ALL THAT.

IT REALLY IS A BIG SURPRISE,
ISN'T IT?

YES.

I THINK
THAT IT WILL BE.

YOU KNOW THEY HAD ANOTHER
BURGLARY AT NUMBER 23?

THEY'VE TAKEN
THE VIDEO AGAIN.

DON'T THIEVES
LACK IMAGINATION?

THAT'S TWICE IN
THREE MONTHS. - MM-HM.

HYACINTH WILL BE LIVID.

SHE CAN'T BEAR ANYONE GETTING
MORE ATTENTION THAN HER,

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

I'M GOING TO CALL
HYACINTH AND TELL HER.

OH, THAT'S WICKED.

JUST A CARING ACT, LIZ.

I MEAN, WHAT
ARE NEIGHBORS FOR?

SHE'LL HATE IT.
I KNOW SHE'LL JUST HATE IT.

YES!

NOW COME ALONG.

DON'T KEEP ME
IN SUSPENSE ANY LONGER.

WHERE'S MY SURPRISE?

IS IT SOMETHING
I'VE ALWAYS WANTED?

NOT REALLY.

OH, A COMPLETE SURPRISE.

RICHARD, HOW CLEVER OF YOU.

WELL, TO-

TO TELL YOU
THE TRUTH, HYACINTH-

EXCUSE ME, DEAR, THAT'S
BOUND TO BE SOMEONE IMPORTANT.

BOUQUET RESIDENCE.
LADY OF THE HOUSE SPEAKING.

HYACINTH, FOR ONCE...

IN ALL THESE YEARS...

I'VE FORGOTTEN
OUR WEDDING ANNIVERSARY.

I'M TERRIBLE SORRY

AND I'LL MAKE IT UP
TO YOU SOMEHOW.

HYACINTH, FOR ONCE-

THAT WAS EMMET. NUMBER
23 HAS BEEN BURGLED AGAIN.

THAT'S TWICE
IN THREE MONTHS.

HOW PRETENTIOUS.

WHAT WERE YOU SAYING,
DEAR?

THE SURPRISE FOR OUR
WEDDING ANNIVERSARY.

BECAUSE OF ALL
THESE BURGLARIES

I'VE DECIDED TO HAVE
SECURITY INSTALLED FOR YOU.

OH, RICHARD!

WHAT A WONDERFUL IDEA.

OH! OH!

OUR OWN CUSTOM-MADE

SUPERIOR SECURITY
INSTALLATION

FOR BETTER CLASS PREMISES.

THEN PEOPLE WILL UNDERSTAND
THE REASON WE'RE NOT BURGLED

IS OUR SECURITY SYSTEM,

AND NOT THAT WE'VE
NOTHING WORTH TAKING.

OH, AND THERE YOU WERE

PRETENDING YOU'D FORGOTTEN.

NO, IT HAS TO BE TODAY.
SOMEONE HAS TO CALL TODAY.

YES, I REALIZE YOU CAN'T
INSTALL IT TODAY

BUT CAN YOU SEND SOMEONE ROUND
TO INSPECT THE PLACE?

NO, I REALIZE
IT'S SHORT NOTICE.

EXCUSE ME, SIR, BUT ARE YOU
MARRIED BY ANY CHANCE?

HAVE YOU EVER FORGOTTEN
YOUR WEDDING ANNIVERSARY?

WELL, THEN YOU'LL UNDERSTAND
MY URGENCY.

YOU ARE A GENTLEMAN, SIR.

OH, ONE MORE THING.

CAN YOUR REPRESENTATIVE PRETEND
THAT I ORDERED IT A WEEK AGO?

GOOD MAN.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

I WANT YOU TO BE THE FIRST
TO KNOW, ELIZABETH.

I'M GOING TO BE ALARMED.

OH, YOU NEEDN'T
BE ALARMED, HYACINTH,

I HAVEN'T
TOUCHED IT YET.

NO, DEAR.

RICHARD IS GOING
TO ALARM ME

FOR OUR WEDDING
ANNIVERSARY.

BISCUIT?
- THANK YOU.

YOU HAVE TO ADMIRE HIS SPIRIT
AFTER ALL THESE YEARS.

IT'S HIS SURPRISE
FOR ME.

TO ALARM YOU
FOR YOUR WEDDING ANNIVERSARY?

YES, HE'S GETTING A FIRM
OF SPECIALISTS IN TO DO IT.

AND I'D THOUGHT
HE'D FORGOTTEN.

FOR ONE TERRIBLE MOMENT
I'D THOUGHT HE'D FORGOTTEN.

HELLO, BOY.

OH HELLO, VICAR.
- GOOD MORN-

OH, A BURGLAR ALARM!

YES, OF COURSE, DEAR.

WELL, YOU HAD ME WONDERING
THERE FOR A MOMENT.

I THINK IT'S SWEET OF RICHARD
TO WANT TO SECURE ME

AGAINST INTRUDERS.

IS IT BECAUSE OF THE BURGLARY
AT NUMBER 23?

OH NO, DEAR.
HE ORDERED IT SOME TIME AGO.

I BELIEVE
THAT HE FEELS AS I DO.

THAT SOMEONE HAS TO SET
THE TONE FOR THE NEIGHBORHOOD.

WILL IT BE A VERY
LOUD TONE, HYACINTH?

OH YES, DEAR.
OF COURSE.

BUT IN THE BEST
POSSIBLE TASTE.

YOU KNOW, PEOPLE MUST HAVE WONDERING
WHY I HAVEN'T BEEN ALARMED BEFORE.

AFTER ALL,
THERE IS EXTENSIVE INTEREST

IN MY ROYAL DOULTON WITH
THE HAND-PAINTED PERIWINKLES.

YES, I CAN ASSURE YOU THE WHOLE
NEIGHBORHOOD KNOWS ABOUT IT.

THERE YOU ARE, YOU SEE?
BISCUIT?

NO THANK YOU.

AND THEN THERE'S SHERIDAN'S
PEARL BUTTON COLLECTION.

NO, I'M AFRAID
YOU'RE NOBODY THESE DAYS

WITHOUT A BURGLAR ALARM.

FATHER'S BEEN
SEEING A FIGURE.

FEMALE.

A FIGURE?
- IT WAS TERRIFYING.

I'LL NEVER SLEEP
IN THAT ROOM AGAIN.

OF COURSE YOU WILL,
FATHER.

JUST AS SOON AS THE VICAR'S
WRESTLED WITH IT SPIRITUALLY.

I DON'T KNOW THAT I'M TERRIBLY
GOOD WITH APPARITIONS.

DON'T EVEN LIKE TO BE TOO CLOSE
TO THE COFFIN AT FUNERALS.

JUST GIVE IT
A WHACK, VICAR.

DO YOUR BEST.
- I'M SURE HE WILL.

OTHERWISE WE'RE STUCK
WITH HIM IN OUR BEDROOM.

NOT THAT THERE'S ALL THAT
MUCH HAPPENING IN OUR BEDROOM.

THEY CAN BE SUCH LONELY
PLACES, BEDROOMS.

IT WAS THERE GRINNING AT ME.

I WOKE UP,
OPENED MY EYES

AND THERE IT WAS.

I THINK THAT PERHAPS
WHAT I OUGHT TO DO

IS SEEK
SPECIALIST HELP.

THE CHURCH HAS PEOPLE
THAT SPECIALIZE IN THIS.

OH, YOU CAN DO IT,
VICAR.

WE'VE ALL GOT
FAITH IN YOU.

PUT HIM DOWN, ROSE.
HE'S GOT WORK TO DO.

WE'LL BE RIGHT
BEHIND YOU, VICAR.

Rose:
YOU CAN RELY ON THAT.

GO ON UP, VICAR.

WE'VE NEVER BEEN
HAUNTED BEFORE.

UP TO NOW THE ONLY PERSISTENT
UNWELCOME VISITOR HAS BEEN THE RENT MAN.

Onslow:
AND YOUR HYACINTH.

THAT'S THE ONE,
VICAR, THERE.

I THINK I CAN PROBABLY DO
THIS FROM OUTSIDE THE DOOR.

OH NO, YOU GO IN, VICAR.
JUST MAKE YOURSELF AT HOME.

I COULD GO IN WITH HIM
IF HE LIKES.

IT'S SOMETHING HE HAS
TO DO ON HIS OWN.

I DON'T MIND ROSE WITH ME
IF SHE WISHES.

SHE'LL ONLY GET
UNDER YOUR FEET.

BE GONE!
I COMMAND YOU!

I WAS GOING ANYWAY.

NO NEED TO MAKE A FUSS.

IT WAS HE INVITED ME
LAST NIGHT.

AT OVER-60s.

BUCKET?

IT'S "BOUQUET."
- WHAT?

- "BOUQUET."
- OH, RIGHT.

SORRY.

TRY AGAIN.

MRS. "BOUQUET?"

I'M FROM EXCEL ALARMS.

DO COME IN.

AFTER YOU'VE REMOVED
YOUR SHOES.

UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES
DO I ALLOW ALIEN SHOES

ON MY HERRINGBONE WOODBLOCK
OR MY GRADE ONE AXMINSTER.

IT'S A HOUSE RULE.

OF COURSE.

SHE IS!

SHE'S GETTING THE POOR DEVIL
TO REMOVE HIS SHOES.

LOOK!

SHE'S BEING FAIR.

SHE'S LETTING HIM SIT
ON THE DOORSTEP.

HOW THOUGHTFUL OF HER.

SHE KNOWS HER MANNERS.

HE COULD BE HOPPING
ABOUT ON ONE LEG.

I THINK IT'S A TRIUMPH
FOR RICHARD.

YOU KNOW WHY ALL THIS
HAS HAPPENED, DON'T YOU?

AND YOU KNOW WHY THEY'RE
GETTING THE SECURITY SYSTEM.

BECAUSE RICHARD FORGOT
THEIR WEDDING ANNIVERSARY.

HE ONLY CAME UP WITH THIS
SCHEME AT THE LAST SECOND.

AND SHE DOESN'T KNOW
HE FORGOT?

NO, AND HE'S
GOT AWAY WITH IT.

WELL, GOOD FOR RICHARD.
- YES.

I'VE NEVER SEEN THE POOR CHAP
LOOK SO RELIEVED.

I BET.

I SHALL NEED EXTRA SECURITY
FOR MY LOUNGE.

IT HOUSES MY ROYAL DOULTON WITH
THE HAND-PAINTED PERIWINKLES.

EVERY ROOM WILL BE SECURE, MADAM.
- GOOD.

PASS.

WHAT COLOR CHOICES DO YOU
OFFER FOR THE BOX?

THE BOX?
- THE THING THAT GOES ON THE WALL.

THE THING PEOPLE
CAN SEE OUTSIDE.

OH, YOU MEAN THE ALARM ITSELF.
- YES.

IT'S BLUE.

I DON'T WANT BLUE.

WHAT ELSE DO YOU HAVE?

I'M AFRAID THAT'S
WHAT WE USE, MADAM.

IT'S BLUE.

LOOK!

YOU'LL HAVE TO ALTER THAT.
- WHAT?

I HAVE MY MIND SET
ON A DUSKY PINK.

THERE WAS A STATELY HOME
WE VISITED ONCE

AND THEIRS
WAS DUSKY PINK.

YES, EVERYBODY ELSE WAS
LOOKING AT THE REMBRANDTS.

BUT I REMEMBER
THINKING THEN,

"YES,
THAT'S VERY NICE."

IF I EVER HAVE AN ALARM,
I WANT IT TO BE DUSKY PINK.

DUSKY PINK...

WHAT KIND OF NOISE
DO YOU MAKE?

NOISE DO I MAKE?

NO WORSE THAN YOUR
AVERAGE HUMAN BEING.

NO, I MEAN THE ALARM.

WHAT KIND OF NOISE
DOES THE ALARM MAKE?

IT'S A SIREN, MADAM.
- A SIREN?

I HOPE
IT'S LIKE THE QE2'S.

WE'VE SAILED ON HER,
YOU KNOW.

THANK YOU
VERY MUCH INDEED.

AND I LOOK FORWARD
TO HEARING FROM YOU.

YES.
- DON'T FORGET YOUR SHOES.

NO.

SORRY.
- I'M SORRY. BYE, AFTERNOON.

WAS THAT A NOISE?

THE ONLY NOISE
I CAN HEAR

IS YOU SAYING
"WAS THAT A NOISE?"

WE DO HAVE TO BE CAREFUL, RICHARD.
- WHY?

IT'S OUR LAST NIGHT
WITHOUT AN ALARM.

YOU WANT ME TO GO
AND HAVE A LOOK ROUND?

YES, DEAR.

WITH PARTICULAR REFERENCE
TO MY CAPO DI MONTE

AND MY ROYAL DOULTON WITH
THE HAND-PAINTED PERIWINKLES.

I'D HATE IT IF WE'RE
BURGLED TONIGHT.

OUR LAST ALARMLESS NIGHT.

ESPECIALLY BY THE LOWER CLASS
TYPE OF BURGLAR

WHO GOES TO NUMBER 23.

ANYONE WHO GOES
TO NUMBER 23 TWICE

HAS TO BE LACKING IN TASTE.

I CANNOT BEAR THE THOUGHT THAT
SHERIDAN'S PEARL BUTTON COLLECTION

MIGHT GO TO PEOPLE
OF THAT CALIBER.

IT'S FINE.
THERE'S NO ONE ABOUT.

GOOD.

OW!

WAS THAT A NOISE?

YES, IT WAS ME STUBBING
MY TOE IN THE DARK.

OH. WELL THAT'S
ALL RIGHT THEN.

DUSKY PINK?

THE QE2 SIREN?

YOU DON'T HAPPEN TO HAVE
THE TELEPHONE NUMBER

OF THE STATELY HOME THAT ALSO
HAS THE DUSKY PINK ALARM, DO YOU?

I THOUGHT I MIGHT
JUST GIVE THEM A CALL

SINCE WE'VE BOTH CHOSEN TO BE
ALARMED IN THE SAME WAY.

NO, I'M AFRAID
WE HAVEN'T, MADAM.

NEVER MIND.
I'LL TRY DIRECTORY ENQUIRIES.

WELL, THANK YOU
FOR YOUR WORK

AND FOR NOT DAMAGING
MY WALLS...

TOO BADLY.

OH, RICHARD.

OUR OWN ALARM SYSTEM.

WHAT A WONDERFUL
ANNIVERSARY PRESENT.

WHICH FOUR NUMBER CODE
HAVE YOU CHOSEN

TO STOP AND START
THE SYSTEM?

A ROMANTIC ONE.

A ROMANTIC NUMBER?

A ROMANTIC NUMBER

THAT WE SHALL
NEVER FORGET.

AS YOU WERE KIND ENOUGH
TO BUY IT FOR OUR ANNIVERSARY

I THOUGHT I'D CHOOSE A NUMBER
WE'LL ALWAYS REMEMBER.

THE DATE OF OUR WEDDING.

THE DAY, THE MONTH

AND THE LAST TWO DIGITS
OF THE YEAR.

NOW ISN'T THAT ROMANTIC?

WELL, IT'S CERTAINLY
MEMORABLE.

DO YOU THINK WE SHOULD HOLD
AN ALARM WARMING PARTY?

IS THAT USUAL?
- I DON'T THINK SO, NO.

I THOUGHT I'D INVITE THOSE
PEOPLE FROM THE STATELY HOME.

OH WELL.
PERHAPS ANOTHER TIME.

I KNOW WHAT I COULD DO.

I COULD TELEPHONE
NUMBER 23

AND TELL THEM IF THEY'RE
BEING BURGLED AGAIN,

THEY CAN PHONE US
AND WE'LL SOUND OUR ALARM.

READY?
- YEAH.

OF YOU GO, YOU TWO.
ENJOY YOUR EVENING.

ARE YOU SURE YOU DON'T MIND
ME POPPING OUT FOR A DRINK?

GOOD HEAVENS NO.
WHY SHOULD I?

I'M PERFECTLY SAFE HERE
NOW I'M ALARMED.

NO, OFF YOU GO.
I'VE PLENTY TO DO.

DRAWING UP MY GUEST LIST
FOR MY SECURITY

AND ALARM WARMING
CANDLELIGHT SUPPER.

COME ON, RICHARD.

BYE!

YOU WILL TREAD CAREFULLY AS
YOU PASS MY HOUSE, WON'T YOU?

I'VE RECENTLY INSTALLED
A VERY SENSITIVE

AND EXPENSIVE ALARM SYSTEM.

I'D HATE YOU TO BE STARTLED
IF IT SHOULD GO OFF.

PASS.

YES, THAT'S THE WAY.

PLEASE TELL YOUR FRIENDS.

AND YOU GOT AWAY WITH IT.
SHE STILL DOESN'T KNOW

YOU FORGOT THE WEDDING
ANNIVERSARY.

SHH!

IT'S A TRIUMPH
AGAINST ALL ODDS.

I NEVER THOUGHT
I'D MAKE IT.

WELL DONE, RICHARD.

I THINK THIS DESERVES
ANOTHER ROUND.

THANKS VERY MUCH, EMMET.

WHAT'S THAT?

UH, A NINE, TWO...

OH MY GOD,
WHAT WAS THE YEAR?

WHAT YEAR
DID WE GET MARRIED?

I'VE ONLY GOT
SECONDS TO THINK.

SHE'LL KILL ME!

SHE WILL KILL ME!

IT WAS '62.

OH MY GOD.
THAT WAS CLOSE.

THAT WAS CLOSE.

IT WASN'T '62!

RICHARD BOUQUET!

YOU'VE FORGOTTEN
THE DATE OF OUR WEDDING.

NO! NO I DIDN'T!