All language subtitles for Keeping.Up.Appearances.4x05.Looking.At.Properties.DVDRip.XviD-Tishbite75

IS THIS
THE BUCKET RESIDENCE?

WELL, THERE ARE TWO SCHOOLS
OF THOUGHT ABOUT THAT...

SHE PRONOUNCES IT
"BOUQUET."

BUT IT'S SPELLED
"BUCKET."

MRS. BUCKET?

"BOUQUET,
BOUQUET."

IT'S VERY UPSETTING TO HAVE UNIFORMED
POLICEMEN CALLING AT THE HOUSE.

IT'S NOT ENTIRELY A
PLEASURE FOR ME, MADAM.

COULDN'T YOU HAVE COME
IN PLAIN CLOTHES?

I'M IN THE UNIFORMED
BRANCH, MADAM.

THEY MIGHT HAVE SENT SOMEONE
OF SENIOR RANK IN A SMART SUIT.

NOW, WHEN YOU LEAVE
THIS PROPERTY,

MY HUSBAND HERE WILL LEND YOU A BLANKET.

I'M SORRY, MADAM,
I CAN'T DO THAT.

NOW, ABOUT YOUR FATHER-
- WHAT'S HE BEEN DOING?

IF DADDY'S
BEEN DOING ANYTHING,

IT WILL BE IN THE NATION'S
BEST INTERESTS.

HE WAS FOUND EARLY
THIS MORNING, SIR,

CLAIMING TO BE ON SENTRY
DUTY OUTSIDE THE TOWN HALL.

THAT'S DADDY! SUCH A SENSE OF DUTY.

HE WOULDN'T LET THE MAYOR'S
SECRETARY INTO THE BUILDING.

NOW, MADAM, WHAT DO YOU
WANT US TO DO WITH HIM?

"DO WITH HIM"? YOU MUSTN'T
"DO" ANYTHING WITH HIM.

WHERE IS HE NOW?
- HE'S AT THE POLICE STATION.

HOW INSENSITIVE!

MY DADDY IMPRISONED!

OH, RICHARD, THIS MUSTN'T LEAK OUT.

WILL IT BE
IN THE PAPERS?

I DON'T THINK IT'LL
MAKE THE HEADLINES, MADAM!

THERE'S A POLICEMAN
GONE INTO HYACINTH'S.

ABOUT TIME.

I EXPECT THEY'VE CAUGHT
UP WITH HER AT LONG LAST,

FOR SINGING
UNDER FALSE PRETENSES.

YOU GOT TO GIVE HER
POINTS FOR NERVE.

SHE MADE HIM LEAVE HIS BOOTS OUTSIDE.

OF COURSE.

SHE'D DO EXACTLY THE SAME THING
IF IT WAS THE PRIME MINISTER.

I WONDER
WHAT HE WANTS.

IF HE'S TALKING
TO HYACINTH,

HE WANTS ALL THE HELP
HE CAN GET.

LOOK, MADAM, IF YOU'LL
JUST PICK UP YOUR FATHER,

IT WILL ALL BE OVER
AND DONE WITH.

MR. "BOUQUET"
WILL HAVE TO FETCH HIM.

ME?!
- I CAN'T GO, DEAR...

I HAVE AN APPOINTMENT
WITH AN ESTATE AGENT.

DADDY WILL UNDERSTAND.
GIVE HIM MY LOVE,

AND MAKE SURE HE DOESN'T PLAY
HIS BUGLE IN CONFINED SPACES.

NOW... WHEN YOU LEAVE THIS BUNGALOW,

I WANT YOU TO BE WEARING A BROAD SMILE.

I CANNOT HAVE THE NEIGHBORS ASSUMING
I'M IN TROUBLE WITH THE POLICE.

I'LL DO MY BEST, MADAM.
- LET'S SEE IT, THEN.

YOURSMILE, DEAR.

HYACINTH...
- SMILE!

OH, I'LL SETTLE
FOR YOURS.

SMILE. SMILE.

THAT WAS...
A RARE EXPERIENCE.

IS SHE ALWAYS LIKE THAT?
- VERY CONSISTENTLY.

HER FATHER IS A BIT...
AS WELL.

JUST AN OLD FRIEND,
ELIZABETH.

OR RATHER, THE SON
OF AN OLD FRIEND.

HE'S JUST JOINED
THE POLICE FORCE.

SHE PROMISED HE'D POP IN FOR
US TO SEE HIM IN HIS UNIFORM.

VERY SMART,
ISN'T HE? BYE!

GET UP, ONSLOW. FATHER'S NOT IN HIS BED.

HE COULD HAVE BEEN
GONE FOR HOURS.

THAT'S IT, THEN,
THE TRAIL'S GONE COLD.

NO GOOD TRYING
TO FIND HIM NOW.

OH, WELL, PITY.
BUT LIFE MUST GO ON.

OH, COME ON, ONSLOW. I'D
HELP YOU TO FIND YOUR FATHER.

WELL, THAT'S EASY,
WE KNOW WHERE HE IS-

HE'S BEEN DEAD
FOR 12 YEARS.

HIS STEEL HELMET
IS GONE.

OH, HECK. HE'S NOT BACK IN THE WAR?

HAS HIS BUGLE GONE?

IT HAS!
HIS BUGLE'S GONE.

HIS BUGLE'S GONE.

HE'S GOT HIS STEEL
HELMET? HE'S GOT HIS BUGLE?

HAS HE GOT
HIS TROUSERS ON?

OH!

YES, HE MUST HAVE.

YES, HE'S GOT
HIS TROUSERS ON.

GOOD. I CAN'T STAND WATCHING
HIM BLOWING THAT BUGLE,

WITHOUT
HIS TROUSERS ON.

RED IN THE FACE IS ONE THING,
BUT RED IN- - JUST GET UP, ONSLOW.

HYACINTH,
WHY DON'T WE POSTPONE

LOOKING AT PROPERTIES UNTIL TOMORROW?
- RICHARD!

YOU KNOW HOW MUCH
I'M LOOKING FORWARD

TO FINDING OUR SECOND HOME
IN THE COUNTRY.

DOKNOW.

IT'S JUST THAT I DON'T LIKE YOU
LOOKING AT PROPERTIES ON YOUR OWN.

BUT YOU CAN'T
POSSIBLY GO, DEAR.

YOU HAVE TO COLLECT DADDY.
AT THE POLICE STATION.

BUT WE COULD GET ONSLOW
TO PICK HIM UP.

NO, I WILL NOT
HAVE ONSLOW

PICKING DADDY UP
IN BROAD DAYLIGHT.

ONE LOOK AT ONSLOW, AND THEY'LL
KEEP THEM BOTH IN FOR QUESTIONING.

YOU'LL HAVE
TO GO, DEAR.

WELL, I-

OH-!

YOU'LL BUY SOMETHING
ENORMOUS, I KNOW YOU WILL.

WHO'S GONNA DRIVE YOU?
- ELIZABETH WILL DRIVE ME.

MAYBE SHE'LL BE
TOO BUSY-

NOW LEAVE-
LEAVE IT. LEAVE IT.

WELL-I SUPPOSE
I CAN, HYACINTH.

YES, OF COURSE.

RIGHT THEN.
15 MINUTES?

WHY DIDN'T YOU
SAY NO?

YOU'VE GOT TO LEARN TO SHOW MORE
RESISTANCE TO THAT WOMAN, LIZ.

SHE JERKS YOUR STRING
AND OFF YOU GO.

I'M NOT INVITED
FOR COFFEE.

SHE WANTS ME TO DRIVE
HER INTO THE COUNTRY.

SHE'S LOOKING
AT PROPERTIES.

SHE'S STILL
LOOKING!

OH. THANK HEAVENS
YOU DIDN'T SAY NO.

TO SAY NO.

NOT WHEN IT'S
IN SUCH A GOOD CAUSE.

LISTEN TO ME, LIZ.
PAY ATTENTION.

THIS IS YOUR
OPPORTUNITY.

FOR WHAT?
- TO MAKE SURE HYACINTH BUYS A PROPERTY.

DON'T LET HER COME BACK
HERE WITHOUT A PROPERTY!

SHE'S NOT LOOKING FOR SOMETHING
TO MOVE INTO PERMANENTLY.

I KNOW THAT, LIZ.

BUT I'D SETTLE FOR HER BEING
AWAY JUST A COUPLE OF DAYS A WEEK.

FIND HER
A PROPERTY!

PLEASE!

NOW, RICHARD,
I AM ENTRUSTING YOU

WITH A VERY
SPECIAL MISSION.

I WANT YOU TO COLLECT DADDY
WITH THE UTMOST SECRECY.

THAT DADDY WAS IN PRISON.

HE'S NOT IN PRISON,
HE'S IN A POLICE STATION.

NOW, I WANT YOU TO WEAR THESE
- A PAIR FOR DADDY,

AND A PAIR FOR YOU.

WHY?

BECAUSE NO ONE MUST RECOGNIZE YOU
AS YOU LEAVE THE POLICE STATION.

LOOK, I-

THIS IS A VERY SPECIAL MISSION, RICHARD.

SHH!

I WISH I WAS
GOING WITH YOU.

WE'RE LOOKING FOR A
LITTLE COUNTRY COTTAGE.

YOU'LL BUY SOMETHING
HUGE, I KNOW YOU WILL.

YOU'LL BUY SOMETHING
WE CAN'T AFFORD.

WHAT HAVE I EVER PRESENTED
YOU WITH THAT WE CAN'T AFFORD?

WELL, SHERIDAN
FOR A START.

NOW WHAT
ARE YOU DOING?

I'M MAKING SURE
THE COAST IS CLEAR.

FOR WHAT?

IF ANYONE SEES YOU, TELL
THEM YOU'RE ON BUSINESS.

WHY WOULD ANYONE
EVEN BE INTERESTED?

RICHARD! WITH A SECOND HOME IN THE OFFING,

WE'RE BOUND TO BE
THE CENTER OF ATTENTION.

OFF YOU GO THEN, DEAR.

AND DO BE CAREFUL
WITH DADDY.

HE'S NOT ACCUSTOMED TO BEING
PICKED UP AT POLICE STATIONS.

DO BE KIND TO DADDY.

REMEMBER HIS TRACK RECORD
IN BUDGERIGAR-SHOWING CIRCLES.

OH, RICHARD?

HAVEN'T YOU FORGOTTEN
SOMETHING, DEAR?

AND REMEMBER,
IF ANYONE ASKS-

YOU'RE ON BUSINESS.

DON'T BUY
ANYTHING BIG.

THINK SMALL AND POKEY,
I LIKE SMALL AND POKEY.

PSST!
PSS-SST!

WHAT'S WRONG NOW?

YOU DON'T LOOK LIKE SOMEONE ON BUSINESS.

YOU LOOK
LIKE SOMEONE

WHO'S GONE TO FETCH A
DADDY FROM A POLICE STATION.

TRY TO BE MORE CONVINCINGLY
EXECUTIVE, RICHARD.

WHAT SORT OF PROPERTY ARE
YOU INTERESTED IN, HYACINTH?

JUST SOME QUIET LITTLE
NOOK IN THE COUNTRY.

ISN'T RICHARD INTERESTED?
- OH YES, HE'S VERY INTERESTED.

HE WOULD'VE DRIVEN ME BUT HE'S
GONE INTO TOWN ON BUSINESS.

SUDDEN BUSINESS?
- YES, QUITE SUDDEN.

EXECUTIVE BUSINESS.

ABSOLUTELY INNOCENT, OF
COURSE. TURN LEFT HERE, DEAR.

YES, I ALWAYS
TURN LEFT HERE.

AND MIND
THAT PEDESTRIAN.

IS THERE A PEDESTRIAN?

GOOD HEAVENS, ELIZABETH. CAN'T YOU SEE, DEAR?
- THERE'S NO ONE IN THE ROAD.

NOT IN THE ROAD-
ON THE PAVEMENT.

I USUALLY MISS THE ONES ON THE PAVEMENT.

RICHARD...?

RICHARD! I THOUGHT IT WAS YOU.

IT IS YOU,
ISN'T IT?

OH, EMMET!

SHOULDN'T YOU BE OUT BUYING PROPERTY?

I SHOULD, REALLY.
HYACINTH GETS CARRIED AWAY.

SO WHY DIDN'T YOU GO?
- I HAVE A LITTLE BUSINESS IN TOWN.

I'LL WALK WITH YOU.
- OH GOOD.

Emmet: IS IT FAR?
- FARTHER THAN I THOUGHT.

LEFT HERE, DEAR.

NO. AS YOU WERE,
TURN RIGHT.

RICHARD! HOW ARE YOU, RICHARD?

FINE, THANK YOU, ERIC.
FINE.

I THOUGHT IT WAS YOU FROM
BEHIND. I RECOGNIZED THE WALK.

I MUST SAY, I WOULD HAVE NEVER
RECOGNIZED YOU FROM THE FRONT.

OH, THESE!

I'M JUST
BREAKING THEM IN,

IN CASE WE GO ON HOLIDAY
SOMEWHERE HOT AND SUNNY.

ARE YOU GOING ON HOLIDAY
SOMEWHERE HOT AND SUNNY?

NO, BUT
YOU NEVER KNOW.

HOW IS HYACINTH? - ALL
RIGHT, I THINK-I HOPE.

HOW ARE YOU COPING
WITH THE TIME, RICHARD?

WE OFTEN TALK
ABOUT YOU AT THE CLUB.

GLAD TO SEE THAT YOU
SOMETIMES GET OUT ON YOUR OWN.

IT'S FUNNY YOU SHOULD
SAY THAT. SOMETIMES IT'S-

VERY DIFFICULT TO BE ON
YOUR OWN, DON'T YOU FIND?

NICE TO HAVE A BREAK FROM
THE LITTLE WOMAN, I EXPECT?

I'D RATHER BE
WITH HER THIS MORNING.

YOU'D RATHER
BE WITH HER?

SHE WORRIES ME WHEN SHE'S OUT ON HER OWN.

SHE GETS
CARRIED AWAY.

STOP!

THAT WAS IT.

WE PASSED IT.
THAT'S IT.

HYACINTH, IT'S ENORMOUS. ARE YOU SURE?

OH YES, I HAVE A NOSE FOR THESE THINGS.

LOOK-IT SAYS,
"MARSTON HALL."

DOES THIS THING
GO BACKWARDS?

YES, OF COURSE!

WELL, I GET OUT
AND SEE YOU IN.

NO, NO, HYACINTH,
I CAN MANAGE.

NO, DEAR,
I'LL GUIDE YOU.

FAR TOO FAST.

DOES YOUR WIFE APPROVE OF
YOU DRIVING AT THAT SPEED?

WHAT WERE YOU
DOING, WOMAN?

I DON'T THINK I CARE
FOR YOUR TONE.

LOOK, ELIZABETH.
LOOK.

OH, HYACINTH,
IT'S BEAUTIFUL.

I COULD
LIVE THERE.

YOU MUST COME AND
VISIT US, ELIZABETH.

TAKE TEA
ON THE TERRACE.

OH, YES.
I SHALL LIKE IT HERE.

ONE'S SPIRIT
WILL EXPAND.

DRIVE ON,
ELIZABETH.

Hyacinth: LET'S GO AND
FIND THE MAIN ENTRANCE.

IT'S BOUND TO HAVE
MORE THAN ONE.

THERE'S
A GOOD DADDY.

DON'T FORGET THIS, SIR.
IT'S NOT LOADED.

AND, THIS!

DON'T!

DON'T YOU EVEN
THINK ABOUT IT.

Richard: GOODBYE.
- GOODBYE, SIR.

POLICE STATION,
SERGEANT WATKINS.

IT'S FOR YOU, SIR.

FOR ME?

HELLO?

OH, HYACINTH, YOU SHOULDN'T
BE RINGING ME HERE.

YOU FOUND IT?
WHAT HAVE YOU FOUND?

OH, THE HOUSE.
OH, LISTEN, HYACINTH,

DON'T SIGN ANYTHING
UNTIL I GET THERE.

YES, I'VE GOT YOUR FATHER, HE'S HERE.

WHAT? OH,
I'M SORRY, DADDY, NO.

APPARENTLY, I SHOULDN'T
HAVE TOLD YOU HE'S HERE.

HE'S AFRAID I'VE GIVEN HIS
POSITION AWAY TO THE ENEMY.

YES, I'LL TAKE DADDY HOME, AND
MEET YOU AT THIS PLACE YOU'VE FOUND.

NOW, WHAT'S THE ADDRESS?
JUST A MINUTE, HYACINTH.

OH, THANK YOU.
THANK YOU.

HELLO. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

YES HYACINTH, YES.
ER, "MARSTON HALL."

HMM. YES...

HYACINTH, THIS SOUNDS LIKE
A VERY EXPENSIVE ADDRESS.

Hyacinth:
I LIKE IT.

IT'S VERY
GRAND.

ME.

THE PERFECT SETTING
FOR MY CANDLELIGHT SUPPERS

WITH FULL SILVER SERVICE AND
HAND-THROWN AFTER-DINNER MINTS.

IT'S A PLACE I'D HATE
TO SPILL COFFEE IN.

YOU KNOW, I THINK THE BEST VIEW
WAS AS WE CAME DOWN THE DRIVE.

TAKE ME THERE,
ELIZABETH.

I'D LIKE TO SEE IT
FROM THAT ANGLE AGAIN.

Hyacinth: I SHALL GET
SHERIDAN TO PAINT A PICTURE.

HE'S VERY TALENTED
WITH A SMALL HORSEHAIR BRUSH.

I THINK JUST A LITTLE
FURTHER, ELIZABETH, ABOUT...

HERE!
YES. STOP.

OH, YES!

I SHALL COME HERE
FREQUENTLY, TO LOOK.

IT IS BEAUTIFUL.

AND IF WE WALK ACROSS
THIS PARKLAND HERE,

I EXPECT IT LOOKS
EVEN MORE SPECTACULAR.

COME ALONG,
ELIZABETH.

BUT-WHAT ABOUT
THE CAR?

OH, NEVER MIND
THE CAR.

IF I'M GOING
TO BUY THE PLACE,

I'M SURELY ENTITLED TO
LEAVE THE CAR WHERE I LIKE.

NEARLY OFF-DUTY,
DADDY.

DOWN. DOWN!

HOLD.

RIGHT. COME ON!

RIGHT, RIGHT HERE.
- RIGHT HERE.

Richard: THAT WAS PRETTY EFFECTIVE.

OH, I CAN'T WAIT TO GET
INSIDE AND HAVE A LOOK AROUND.

THE AGENT SAID SHE'D BE HERE AT 11:30.

PERHAPS YOU WON'T
LIKE THE INSIDE.

I SHALL LOVE IT.

Hyacinth: OH, I SHALL BE VERY HAPPY HERE.

Elizabeth: YOU'VE MADE
YOUR DECISION, THEN?

Hyacinth: I THINK SO, ELIZABETH.

IT'S VERY SUITABLE FOR
ENTERTAINING, YOU SEE.

I SHALL BE A BEACON

FOR THE BEST IN HOSPITALITY
FOR MILES AROUND.

PERHAPS THIS IS THE AGENT NOW. COME ON.

MRS. BUCKET?

IT'S "BOUQUET."

OH...

I'M SORRY
I'M LATE.

SOME FOOL HAS LEFT A
CAR BLOCKING THE BRIDGE.

ARE YOU AUTHORIZED
TO GAIN ENTRANCE?

YES, EVERYTHING
IS IN HERE.

GOOD.
AFTER YOU, THEN.

I'LL JUST GO
AND MOVE THE CAR.

IT MIGHT BE BEST, DEAR. IT
WAS A SILLY PLACE TO LEAVE IT.

SORRY TO RUSH OFF. I'VE GOT TO
MEET HYACINTH IN THE COUNTRY.

BYE!

HIS CAR
WON'T START.

AND THIS IS KNOWN
AS THE "LAKE ROOM."

OH...

WHAT A LOVELY VIEW.

IT THAT A RIVER
OUT THERE?

IT'S A LAKE.

REALLY?

THE MAN IN THE WHEELCHAIR IS
SIR EDWARD. YOU'LL BE NEIGHBORS.

NEIGHBORS!

SIR EDWARD, WE ARE TO BE
NEIGHBORS. I'M HYACINTH "BOUQUET."

MIND THE FOOT!
DO MIND THE FOOT.

SIR EDWARD HAS VERY PAINFUL GOUT.
- GOUT?

ONE OF THE FAVORITE AILMENTS
OF THE UPPER CLASSES.

MIND THE FOOT!

YOU MUST BE
ONE OF THE FIRST

OF MY EVENING SOIREES,
SIR EDWARD.

WHAT KIND OF PLACE IS THIS
THAT OUR HYACINTH IS BUYING?

I'VE NO IDEA, BUT I HOPE IT'S SMALL.

I WOULDN'T BET ON IT. OUR
HYACINTH IS NOT VERY BIG ON SMALL.

DON'T JUST SIT THERE
GRINNING LIKE THAT, FATHER,

TELL RICHARD WHAT YOU DID TO HIS CAR.

SO IT WOULDN'T START.

HE TOOK OUT THE ROTOR ARM. HE
ALWAYS TAKES OUT THE ROTOR ARM.

IT'S WHAT THEY USED TO DO
TO DISABLE CARS IN THE WAR.

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
WITH RICHARD'S ROTOR ARM?

HE THROWS THEM AWAY-

SO NOTHING FALLS INTO
THE HANDS OF THE ENEMY.

IT'S VERY KIND OF YOU
TO GIVE ME A LIFT.

NO PROBLEM.

ANYWAY, I'M DYING TO SEE
WHAT HYACINTH IS BUYING.

YOU'RE NOT
THE ONLY ONE.

OH, AND THIS IS SHERIDAN, SIR EDWARD,

IN COSTUME FOR HIS FIRST SCHOOL PLAY.

HE PLAYED
A DAFFODIL.

EVERYBODY AGREED HE WAS
ENORMOUSLY CONVINCING.

OH AND HERE'S
SHERIDAN AGAIN.

STOP!
THAT'S IT!

CAN'TBE IT.

ACCORDING TO HYACINTH'S
DIRECTIONS, THAT MUST BE IT.

THERE'S ONE WAY
TO FIND OUT.

MAYBE THERE'S A SMALL
COTTAGE IN THE GROUNDS.

OH, THAT MUST BE IT.

YEAH, THERE'D BE A SMALL
COTTAGE IN THE GROUNDS.

PLENTY OF OPEN SPACE
TO RAISE A FAMILY IN.

SHE'S GETTING
"BROODY" AGAIN.

I'M AWFULLY SORRY ABOUT
BLOCKING THE ROAD EARLIER,

IT WASN'T ENTIRELY
MY FAULT.

I CAN BELIEVE THAT.

FRIEND OF YOURS,
IS SHE?

SHE'S MY NEIGHBOR.
- YOU POOR THING!

YOU NEEDN'T WHEEL ME,
I CAN MANAGE.

NONSENSE, SIR EDWARD.
WHAT ARE NEIGHBORS FOR?

I WANT YOU
TO MEET MY HUSBAND.

HE'LL BE ALONG,
MOMENTARILY.

OH NO!

Sir Edward:
WHAT THE HELL'S-?

WHAT ARE YOU DOING,
WOMAN?

HELLO, RICHARD.

TELL ME SHE HASN'T
SIGNED ANYTHING.

SHE HAS,
ACTUALLY.

FOR THIS?

IT'S ONLY A FLAT,
RICHARD.

THE PLACE IS SUBDIVIDED
INTO APARTMENTS.

SHE HASN'T BOUGHT
THE WHOLE HOUSE.

ONEFLAT?

RICHARD!

EXCUSE ME.

RICHARD, I EXPECTED YOU
TO COME ON YOUR OWN.

YOUR FATHER STOLE
MY ROTOR ARM.

I'M SURE DADDY WOULDN'T
STEAL YOUR ROTOR ARM.

HE PROBABLY
HAD INSTRUCTIONS

TO COMMANDEER IT
FOR MILITARY PURPOSES.

THE BUILDING
DATES FROM 1577,

AND IT IS SAID
THAT QUEEN ELIZABETH I...

RICHARD. YOU'LL LOVE OUR FLAT.

BUT WE HAVE SOME
SPLENDID NEIGHBORS.

RICHARD! RICHARD,
DO SOMETHING.

DADDY IS ABOUT
TO PREJUDICE OUR LEASE.

COME ALONG!

Hyacinth:
DADDY! DADDY!

GO AWAY, YOU MADMAN!

HE DOESN'T MEAN
ANY HARM.

I LIKE
THE COUNTRY.

THERE'S NEVER
A DULL MOMENT.

OH!