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I KNOW I'M NOT ENCOURAGED
TO HAVE AN INQUIRING MIND,

BUT WHY ARE WE GOING
TO WHEREVER I'M TAKING YOU?

OUR DESTINATION

IS THE MANOR HOUSE FUNCTION
ROOMS IN MORTON ROAD.

I HAVE TO SEE
TO THE ARRANGEMENTS

FOR TODAY'S LADIES' LUNCHEON
CLUB. THEY RELY ON ME SO.

DOES THAT MEAN YOU WON'T
BE AT HOME FOR LUNCH?

OF COURSE, I WON'T BE
AT HOME FOR LUNCH, DEAR.

WE HAVE A SPECIAL
SPEAKER TODAY.

YOU'LL HAVE TO MANAGE
ON YOUR OWN, FOR ONCE.

THE MOLECULAR BIOLOGIST WILL
TELL YOU THAT 98% OF OUR GENES,

ARE IDENTICAL
TO THOSE OF MONKEYS.

LESS THAN 2% ARE SPECIFICALLY HUMAN.

SO?

SO WHY DO I WAKE UP CRAVING
FOR A FAG AND NOT A BANANA?

YOU'VE BEEN WATCHING
"OPEN UNIVERSITY" AGAIN.

IT BROADENS YOUR INTELLECTUAL HORIZONS.

THAT'S TRUE.

IF IT WASN'T FOR YOUR
HANDICAP, YOU'D HAVE GONE FAR.

WHAT HANDICAP?

BONE-IDLENESS.

THAT'S NOT A HANDICAP. IT'S
A PHILOSOPHICAL POSITION.

I'M MAKING
A STATEMENT.

I WISH YOU WOULDN'T LIE THERE
LOOKING CRIMINALLY ATTRACTIVE,

WHEN I'M READING
A PASSIONATE LOVE STORY.

RIGHT. WELL, I CAN'T STAY HERE ALL DAY.

NOW, IT'S ABSOLUTELY
ESSENTIAL

THAT EVERYTHING
SHOULD GO SMOOTHLY.

WE'RE VERY FORTUNATE
TO HAVE TODAY'S SPEAKER.

THE COMMODORE IS AN INTERNATIONALLY
FAMOUS ROUND-THE-WORLD YACHTSMAN.

WHODRINKS?

THE COMMODORE.
- WHERE DID YOU HEAR THIS?

AT THE TIME OF THAT SCANDAL
THAT LED TO HIS DIVORCE.

OH YES, APPARENTLY HE
DOES LIKE THE LADIES.

WELL, YOU KNOW
WHAT SAILORS ARE.

NOT PERSONALLY, NO.

I'M AFRAID IT'S PROBABLY A BIT
LATE TO BEGIN REMEDYING THAT.

IT SHOULD BE ALL RIGHT, AS LONG AS
WE KEEP HIM AWAY FROM THE BRANDY.

I EXPECT IT'S ALL BEEN GROSSLY
EXAGGERATED. YOU KNOW HOW THE PAPERS ARE.

Hello!

THE BUCKET WOMAN!

GOODNESS ME!
NOT EVEN A QUARTUM.

HOW VERY FORTUNATE
I DROPPED IN.

AND THAT'S SHERIDAN
IN HIS SCOUT UNIFORM.

HE MADE HIS MOMMY A
LOVELY FIRE IN THE GARDEN.

SINGLE-HANDEDLY
AND WITH ONE MATCH,

HE COMPLETELY DESTROYED
THE POTTING SHED.

FASCINATING!

NOW...
- OF COURSE, I'D LOVE TO STAY ALL DAY,

BUT I HAVE TO FIND A VOLUNTEER TO
COLLECT TODAY'S SPEAKER FROM THE STATION.

HMM? LOOK NO FURTHER,
MISS WILKINSON.

I SHALL ATTEND TO THE
COMMODORE PERSONALLY.

OH, I'M SURE WE NEEDN'T
BOTHER YOU, MRS. BUCK-

"BOUQUET."

LEAVE IT TO ME.

I SHALL TAKE THE COMMODORE UNDER MY WING.

MY HUSBAND AND I
GO BOATING OCCASIONALLY.

IT WILL BE VERY COMFORTING FOR THE
COMMODORE TO MEET WITH HIS OWN KIND.

"AND GOD BLESS ALL
WHO SAIL IN HER."

GOOD MORNING,
ELIZABETH.

MORNING, HYACINTH.

SHALL YOU BE WITH US AT
THE LADIES' LUNCHEON TODAY?

OH YES, I'M LOOKING
FORWARD TO THE SPEAKER.

I'VE JUST COME
FROM THERE NOW.

I WANTED TO MAKE SURE
THAT ALL THE ARRANGEMENTS

WERE PROCEEDING
SATISFACTORILY.

I THOUGHT
THE COMMITTEE DID THAT.

GOOD HEAVENS, NO.

ONE CAN'T LEAVE THAT SORT
OF THING TO COMMITTEES.

NO. THEY NEED
MY INFLUENTIAL INPUT.

I'M OFF TO WORK, THEN.

DON'T DISTURB
YOURSELVES.

GRINDING LABOR...

SELLING JEWELRY
DOOR TO DOOR,

TO MAKE A LIVING!

I'M GOING THEN!

LUGGING
A SAMPLE CASE-

HIGHHEELS.

DON'T WEAR
HIGH HEELS.

ALL I'VE GOT
IS HIGH HEELS.

WHAT I REALLY NEED
IS TRANSPORT.

IF I HAD TRANSPORT,

A DRIVER-
TO RUN ME AROUND,

I COULD DRAMATICALLY INCREASE
THE RANGE OF MY EARNING POWER.

WHAT ABOUT ONE
OF YOUR BOYFRIENDS?

ALL THEY WANT TO DO
IS MESS ABOUT.

I'M A WORKING GIRL.

I HAVEN'T TIME
FOR MESSING ABOUT.

I REMEMBER WHEN WE USED TO MESS ABOUT.

I'LL GET THE CAR.

WHEN WE BRING THE COMMODORE HERE FOR
A SHERRY ON THE WAY TO THE LUNCHEON,

I SHALL USE OUR
"GOLDEN GALLEON" GLASSES,

THE ONES WE WERE GIVEN WHEN WE WERE
INVITED ON BOARD "THE MARY-ROSE."

WE DIDN'T GO ON BOARD.

WE BOUGHT TICKETS TO SEE
WHAT'S LEFT OF THE HULL.

DON'T BE PEDANTIC,
RICHARD.

ANYWAY, THAT'S WHERE WE ACQUIRED
THE "GOLDEN GALLEON" GLASSES.

AT "THE MARY-ROSE."

ACTUALLY, WE BOUGHT THEM
IN A CHARITY CAR-BOOT SALE,

AROUND THE BACK
OF PORTSMOUTH GASWORKS.

WE DID.

WELL, THE COMMODORE
WON'T KNOW THAT, DEAR.

DON'T FORGET,
RICHARD-

IF THERE'S A LULL
IN THE CONVERSATION,

YOU CAN SHOW HIM
OUR BOATING PICTURES.

OH, HYACINTH!

ONE AFTERNOON, WE WENT ON
THE RIVER, AND YOU FELL IN.

OH, RICHARD!

WHY ARE YOU
BRINGING HIM HERE AT ALL?

TO GIVE THE MAN A LITTLE
CONVIVIAL HOSPITALITY

PRIOR TO THE OFFICIAL
LUNCHEON.

OH, I OUGHT TO INVITE
A FEW FRIENDS IN,

TO MEET THE CELEBRATED
OLD SEA DOG.

* OH, LET'S HAVE
A LITTLE SHERRY *

* IF WE'RE GOING
TO SEA. *

COFFEE IN 10 MINUTES, EMMET.
BRING ELIZABETH.

YOU MUST BOTH COME AND HEAR MY VERY
IMPORTANT PLANS FOR THE COMMODORE.

SHALL WE PUT
A FEW FLAGS OUT?

DON'T NAVAL PERSONNEL
LIKE A FEW FLAGS?

HAVE WE GOT
ANY FLAGS?

WE HAVE
A CHINESE ONE, DEAR.

REMEMBER, WE USED IT

WHEN I SANG A LITTLE SOMETHING
FROM "THE KING AND I"?

SIAM?

WELL, WE DIDN'T HAVE
A SIAMESE FLAG, DID WE?

I FELT CHINESE
WAS CLOSE ENOUGH.

WHAT WAS THE NUMBER I SANG? HOW DID IT GO?

OH, I REMEMBER-

* HAP, HAP-HAP,
HAP-HAP-HAP *

* HAPPY TALK! *

* TALK ABOUT THINGS *

* YOU LIKE TO DO-OO... *

THAT WAS
"SOUTH PACIFIC."

F-FOR THE COMMODORE,

I'M NOT SURE
THAT THE CHINESE FLAG

STRIKES
QUITE THE RIGHT NOTE.

THAT'S NOT THE ONLY THING THAT
DOESN'T STRIKE THE RIGHT NOTE.

SHH.

AND YOU MUST REMEMBER
SOME SEA STORIES, RICHARD.

WHY SHOULD I KNOW
ANY SEA STORIES?

RICHARD, YOU ARE BRITISH
AND THE SEA IS IN YOUR BLOOD.

BISCUIT?

OH, THANK YOU.

OH! NO DOILY!

NOW... WHAT DO YOU THINK WOULD MAKE
THE COMMODORE FEEL REALLY AT HOME?

I KNOW.

EMMET,
YOU CAN PLAY,

AND WE'LL ALL SING
SEA SHANTYS.

ELIZAB-

REALLY, I'M TERRIBLY
SORRY, HYACINTH.

NOW PLEASE, THINK NO MORE ABOUT IT, EMMET.

THESE ACCIDENTS
WILL HAPPEN.

AND ALWAYS
WITH MY CHINA.

I'M NOT USUALLY
THAT CLUMSY.

THE ONLY THING
THAT MATTERS,

IS THAT YOU'VE NOT RUINED
YOUR MUSICIAN'S HANDS.

JUST MY RUG.

ANYWAY, I'M SURE
THE STAIN WILL COME OUT...

EVENTUALLY.

WHAT ARE YOU
LAUGHING AT?

NOW YOU KNOW HOW IT FEELS, SHE'S GOT YOU!

YOU'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO LIFT A
COFFEE CUP IN THAT HOUSE AGAIN.

NONSENSE!

SHE JUST CAUGHT ME WITH THAT
SEA SHANTY BIT, THAT'S ALL.

I USED TO THINK A BAD MARRIAGE WAS
THE WORST THING THAT HAPPENED TO ME.

BUT YOU CAN
DIVORCE WIVES.

WHEREAS THERE'S NO CURE WHATSOEVER

FOR A SINGING
NEIGHBOR!

LISTEN CAREFULLY, DEAR.
MESSAGE IMMINENT.

I SHALL BE IN THERE
WITH THE COMMODORE,

HAVING
OUR FIRST SHERRY.

YOU CAN WAIT OUT HERE,
SOAKING UP THE ATMOSPHERE.

AS I GIVE THE TOAST,
"THE ROYAL NAVY,"

YOU WILL HEAR
THE CHINK OF GLASS-

AS OUR
"GOLDEN GALLEONS" MEET.

IT'S QUITE LIKELY, CONSIDERING
HOW CHEAP THEY WERE.

RICHARD, DON'T SPOIL
EVERYTHING, DEAR.

THEN... I SHALL
GIVE THIS BELL

A DELICATE TINKLE...

AND YOU WILL MOVE
TO THE DOOR HERE...

AND BEGIN TO SING.

SING?
- YES DEAR, SING-

* HEARTS OF OAK
ARE OUR SHIPS *

* HEARTS OF OAK
ARE OUR MEN- *

I WANT TO HEAR IT
NOW, RICHARD.

* STEADY, BOY *

* STEADY. *

"STEADY BOY,
STEADY," RICHARD.

* STEADY-YY, BOY *

* STEADY-YY. *

NO DEAR,
WITH FEELING.

WE WANT TO MAKE THE
COMMODORE FEEL QUITE AT HOME.

AND YOUR HUSBAND
ALL AT SEA.

NOW TRY THAT ONE!
- WHY THAT ONE?

YOU'VE GOT
TO START SOMEWHERE.

IF I DID THIS ONE AND
YOU DID ONE OVER THERE,

WE'D BE FINISHED
MUCH QUICKER.

IT'S AMAZING HOW QUICKLY THE SHEER
INCONVENIENCE OF WORK COMES BACK TO ME.

OOH, YOU GOT DOG HAIRS
ALL OVER YOUR CAR.

I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO RING THE
BELL OR JUST STAND THERE PANTING.

WHAT IS IT?

JEWELRY.

IT'S IN THE DRAWER
IN THE DRESSING CUPBOARD.

I'VE PHONED THE STATION,
RICHARD.

AND THE TRAIN FROM RUGBY
ARRIVES AT 11:38.

WHY RUGBY?
- BECAUSE THAT'S WHERE THE COMMODORE LIVES.

FUNNY PLACE
FOR A SAILOR.

I SHOULDN'T BE SURPRISED,
RICHARD, IF AFTER THIS

WE DON'T END UP
AS PERMANENT FRIENDS.

WE DON'T HAVE TO BE
FRIENDS. WE'RE MARRIED.

HMM?

I MEAN THE COMMODORE
AND OURSELVES.

OH!
- OOH.

WHAT A COUP FOR ONE
OF MY CANDLELIGHT SUPPERS.

OOH!

I BETTER ANSWER THAT, DEAR.
IT MAY BE SOMEONE IMPORTANT.

THE BOUQUET RESIDENCE, THE
LADY OF THE HOUSE SPEAKING.

IT'S THE CHAIRLADY
FROM OUR LADIES' LUNCHEON CLUB.

OH-HH.

THE COMMODORE? OH YES,
EVERYTHING'S SHIPSHAPE.

WHAT DO I KNOW
ABOUT SAILORS? WELL-

THEY TRAVEL ABOUT
ON SHIPS,

DANCE THE HORNPIPE,
TIE KNOTS IN THINGS.

I KNOW THAT SAILORS HAVE
A CERTAIN REPUTATION

WHEN IT COMES
TO THE LADIES, YES.

OH. THANK YOU
FOR WARNING ME.

HMM.

IF I NEED ADVICE,
I KNOW A PERSON CALLED ROSE

WHO I'M SURE IS A FOUNT
OF INFORMATION. GOODBYE.

SHE WAS PHONING ME TO WARN
ME ABOUT THE COMMODORE.

APPARENTLY,
HE LIKES THE LADIES.

FUNNY WAY TO SHOW IT-
SPENDING YOUR LIFE AT SEA.

THEY OBVIOUSLY SEES ME
AS SOMEONE WHO MIGHT

EASILY TURN THE HEAD
OF A ROMANTIC SAILOR.

COME ALONG, RICHARD DEAR.
DON'T JUST SIT THERE.

WE MUSTN'T BE LATE
FOR THE COMMODORE.

WHERE'S THE PRESS?

IF THEY SEND
A PHOTOGRAPHER,

IT WILL BE TO THE
LUNCHEON, NOT THE STATION.

WELL, I THINK THAT SHOWS A
SINGULAR LACK OF INITIATIVE.

DON'T THEY REALIZE

THAT THE COMMODORE COULD
BE SWAMPED BY EAGER LADIES?

I'LL PARK THE CAR.
- PARK IT HERE, DEAR.

NO, I CAN'T. THIS IS JUST FOR UNLOADING.

THAT DOESN'T APPLY
TO CELEBRITIES.

THEN I'LL HAVE TO STAY
WITH THE CAR.

I SHALL GO AND TELL
THE STATIONMASTER

THAT WE ARE HERE TO
MEET A V.I.P. COME ALONG.

COME ON, DEAR.

RICHARD, LOOK.

NOTHING.

ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.

THIS CAN'T BE
THE PLATFORM.

THIS IS THE PLATFORM,
HYACINTH.

I CHECKED THE INDICATOR
BOARD AS WE PASSED.

THEN WHERE'S
THE RED CARPET?

WHY WOULD THERE BE
A RED CARPET?

FOR A MAN WHO SAILS
SINGLE-HANDED ROUND SOMETHING,

THERE OUGHT TO BE
A RED CARPET.

GET ME
THE STATIONMASTER.

DO WE REALLY NEED
THE STATIONMASTER?

TO THE STATIONMASTER!

"TO THE STATIONMASTER."

I'M SORRY, MADAM, BUT THE RED
CARPET IS RESERVED FOR ROYALTY.

WHAT? ALL OF IT?
I MEAN-

COULDN'T YOU TURN IT OVER
AND USE THE OTHER SIDE?

I'M AFRAID THAT WOULD BE
AGAINST REGULATIONS, MADAM.

I THINK THAT'S APPALLING
WHEN SINGLE-HANDEDLY,

THIS MAN HAS SAILED
AROUND SOMETHING.

THE HORN.
- HMM?

THE HORN!
- GOOD IDEA, RICHARD.

HAVE YOU GOT A HORN?

I BEG YOUR PARDON?

IF WE CAN'T HAVE
THE RED CARPET,

COULD YOU
BLOW YOUR HORN?

NO, THE COMMODORE SAILED
AROUND THE HORN SINGLE-HANDED.

THERE YOU ARE, YOU SEE?
ROUND THE HORN, SINGLE-HANDED.

AND HE HAS TO COME HERE
TO AN UNMARKED PLATFORM.

HAVEN'T YOU GOT A BAND?
- NO, MADAM!

CAN'T YOU EVEN FIND A PORTER
WHO CAN PLAY THE MOUTH-ORGAN?

UGH, UNBELIEVABLE!

THE VAST RESOURCES
OF BRITISH RAIL,

AND THEY CAN'T EVEN
PROVIDE A BAND.

WHERE IS
THIS "HORN" THING, ANYWAY?

THE EXTREME TIP
OF SOUTH AMERICA.

SAILORS' NIGHTMARE.
IT BLOWS DOWN THERE.

WELL, OF COURSE IT BLOWS,
IT'S A HORN.

HERE'S THE TRAIN NOW.

DO WE KNOW
WHAT HE LOOKS LIKE?

HMM?

I FANCY I CAN RECOGNIZE AN
OLD SEA DOG WHEN I SEE ONE.

AH! COME ALONG,
RICHARD.

COMMODORE! EVERYTHING
SHIPSHAPE, I HOPE?

BRIGHT AND BRISTOL FASHION?
HAVE YOU BROUGHT YOUR HORN?

"HORN"?

YOU SEEM TO BE LABORING UNDER
SOME MISAPPREHENSION, MADAM.

OBVIOUSLY
THE SHY TYPE.

SEE HOW MUCH
WE HAVE IN COMMON?

COME ALONG,
COMMODORE.

FIRST WE TIE UP
FOR A LIGHT REFRESHMENT,

AND THEN, THE LADIES
ARE WAITING.

I AM NOT A COMMODORE. IS SHE MAD?

SHE'S MY WIFE.

YOU HAVE
MY DEEPEST SYMPATHY.

HOW DARE HE WEAR
A BEARD LIKE THAT?

MASQUERADING
AS NAVAL PERSONNEL.

BUT HOW ARE WE GONNA FIND
THE COMMODORE IN THIS LOT?

LEAVE THAT
TO ME, DEAR.

* OH, SHENANDOAH,
I LOVE YOUR DAUGHTER *

* AWAY-YY *

* YOU ROLLING
RIVER- *

* OH, SHEN- *

THEY'VE GOT TIME
FOR A CUP OF TEA.

YES, I'M SURE
THEY HAVE.

HE'S BOUND TO BE ON THE
NEXT ONE. WHAT TIME'S IT DUE?

12:18. THAT CLOCK
MUST HAVE STOPPED.

Attention please,

British Rail regrets to
announce that due to an landslip

affecting the embankment
between Middleton and here,

trains are being terminated at
Middleton until further notice.

The first train to be affected
will be the 12:18 from Rugby.

OH, NO!

POOR COMMODORE,
LOST IN A LANDSLIP.

WHAT A PITY. WE BETTER GO HOME.
- RICHARD!

I WILL NOT LEAVE THE
COMMODORE WITHOUT A LIFEBOAT.

WE SHALL DRIVE TO MIDDLETON
AND RESCUE HIM. COME ALONG.

OH, NO!

WHAT AN IMPERTINENCE!

TAKE IT OFF, DEAR.

I CAN'T TAKE IT OFF.

REALLY, RICHARD!

I WONDER IF YOUR HEART'S
FULLY SET ON THIS EXPEDITION.

I'LL TELL YOU WHAT'S SET-

TEETHARE SET.

OH LOOK,
THERE'S THE VICAR!

THERE ARE TIMES,
RICHARD...

WHEN THERE IS A DESTINY
THAT SHAPES OUR ENDS.

TELL WILLY
TO KEEP OFF THE SHERRY.

VICAR!
YOU'RE HEAVEN SENT.

MRS. BUCK-BOUQUET!

A MIRACLE!

YES, ISN'T IT-
HOW YOU KEEP POPPING UP?

I'VE BEEN CLAMPED!

TYPICAL!
OF ALL THE CHOICES...

RICHARD IS THE ONE
THAT GETS CLAMPED.

YOU MUST DRIVE US TO MIDDLETON.
I'LL EXPLAIN ON THE WAY.

IN YOU GO, DEAR.
- MIDDLETON?

I HADN'T PLANNED
ON GOING TO MIDDLETON.

I DON'T THINK
SHE'S LISTENING.

TAKE THE LOW ROAD.

I SHALL RELAY
THE CONVOLUTIONS

OF THE COMMODORE'S
CONFUSIONS AS WE GO ALONG.

SO THERE
YOU HAVE IT, VICAR.

MIND THE PEDESTRIAN.

WHICH PEDESTRIAN.
WHERE?

ON THE PAVEMENT.

ISN'T THAT WHERE
HE'S SUPPOSED TO BE?

TOO LATE NOW.
HE'S GONE.

LUCKY
YOU MISSED HIM.

BAD LUCK BEING CLAMPED.

SWEAR IF YOU WANT TO-
UNDER YOUR BREATH, OF COURSE.

THANKS. I ALREADY HAVE.
- SO HAVE I.

EXCUSE ME, HAVE YOU SEEN A COMMODORE?

IS THAT A TYPE
OF BUTTERFLY?

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH HIM?
- DONE WITH WHO?

THE COMMODORE!

THE ONE THAT'S COMING
FROM RUGBY.

I HAVEN'T SEEN
NO COMMODORES.

ANYCOMMODORES."

WELL, THAT MAKES TWO OF US
THAT HASN'T SEEN HIM.

YOU'VE LOST HIM.
REALLY, HOW CARELESS!

I HOPE THEY DON'T TRANSFER YOU
TO THEIR "RED STAR" SERVICE.

I'M SORRY YOU'RE HAVING ALL
THESE PROBLEMS, MRS. BUCKET.

BOUQUET.

WHERE WOULD YOU LIKE ME
TO DROP YOU OFF?

WELL, IT WOULD
BE WONDERFUL

IF YOU COULD TAKE ME TO THE
MANOR HOUSE FUNCTION ROOMS.

THAT'S ON
THE OTHER SIDE OF TOWN.

OH GOOD, YOU KNOW IT. THAT
SAVES ME GIVING YOU DIRECTIONS.

IF YOU COULD DROP ME AT
THE STATION ON THE WAY...

I MUST DO SOMETHING
ABOUT MY CAR.

YES, OF COURSE.

IT WILL BE A PLEASURE.

WOULD YOU MIND WAITING
A MOMENT, VICAR?

I ONLY HAVE TO TELL THEM
ABOUT THE COMMODORE.

AND THEN,
IF YOU'D BE SO KIND,

I SHALL BE VERY GRATEFUL,
IF YOU'D DROP ME OFF AT HOME.

BUT THAT MEANS
GOING RIGHT TO THE OTHER-

IT MUST BE ON YOUR WAY
BACK TO THE VICARAGE.

ARE YOU OFF?
- HMM?

WASN'T HE GOOD? VERY ENTERTAINING.
- WHO?

THE COMMODORE!
WHAT A GOOD SPEAKER!

THE COMMODORE?
- YES!

YOU MEAN HE'S ARRIVED?
- OH, HE WAS AWFULLY GOOD.

HE'S SO MUCH
IN DEMAND,

WE WERE LUCKY
HE COULD FIT US IN.

HE WAS IN CHELTENHAM LAST NIGHT.
- CHELTENHAM?

YES, DASHED UP HERE ON THE
TRAIN FROM THERE THIS MORNING.

YES.

OH, THAT SOUNDS
AS IF IT'S ALL OVER.

HE'LL PROBABLY BE DASHING
OFF BACK TO THE STATION.

THANK YOU ONCE AGAIN,
COMMODORE!

IT WAS SPLENDID OF YOU
TO GIVE US YOUR TIME.

ESPECIALLY WHEN
YOU'RE SO BUSY, WHAT?

A PLEASURE,
I ASSURE YOU.

IT'S NICE TO MEET SUCH
A LOT OF SPLENDID LADIES.

Miss Wilkinson:THANK YOU.

OH, THERE YOU ARE,
MRS. BUCKET.

WE WONDERED WHAT HAD HAPPENED TO YOU.

THIS IS THE LADY WHO WAS SUPPOSED
TO PICK YOU UP AT THE STATION.

TO DO SO.

DID SHE?
BLESS HER.

WELL... ALL THE NICE GIRLS LOVE A SAILOR.

AYE-AYE,
COMMODORE.

WAS THERE
SOME PROBLEM?

PROBLEM? NO.
NO, NOT REALLY.

I MAY HAVE BEEN WAITING
ON THE WRONG PLATFORM.

NEVER MIND. WHERE CAN I GET
A TAXI BACK TO THE STATION?

I'LL PHONE FOR ONE RIGHT AWAY!
- NO NEED FOR THAT.

I HAVE A CAR
STANDING BY.

REALLY? OH, THAT'S
VERY KIND OF YOU.

THANK YOU
FOR THE LUNCH.

YOU.

COME ALONG,
MY DEAR. LEAD ON.

VICAR, THIS IS
THE COMMODORE.

THERE WAS A SLIGHT
MIX-UP EARLIER.

HE NOW NEEDS TO GET TO THE
STATION TO CATCH HIS TRAIN.

I TOLD HIM I'M SURE
YOU WOULD OBLIGE.

THE STATION?
- THAT'S RIGHT. THANK YOU, VICAR.

AFTER YOU.
- THANK YOU.

MOVE OVER, PET.

I MUST SAY,

YOU'RE A FINE-LOOKING
FRIGATE TO COME ALONGSIDE.

HMM? PARDON?
- YES-

A WELL-BUILT,
SOLID-LOOKING CRAFT.

HMM?

MAYBE...

HERE AND THERE.

PLEASE, COMMODORE!

ALL IN GOOD TIME.
DON'T RUSH ME, MY DEAR.

VERY-V-VERY
VERY WARM IN HERE.

ARE YOU ALL RIGHT,
MRS. BOUQUET?

I'LL SAY SHE IS.
SMASHING BIT OF ALL RIGHT.

I WOULDN'T MIND BEING
SHIPWRECKED WITH YOU, MY DARLING.

DO YOU WANT ME TO STOP THE
CAR FOR YOU, MRS. BOUQUET?

CAN'T DO THAT.
I'LL MISS MY TRAIN, VICAR.

JUST THINK OF IT. THE
TROPIC NIGHTS, A HUGE MOON-

BUT I-I-I-
I'M A MA-MARRIED WOMAN.

IT DOESN'T WORRY ME,
OLD GIRL.

COME ON,
GIVE US A KISS.

KEEP DRIVING, VICAR!

KEEP DRIVING!