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OH, YES, YES, YES.

I DO SO AGREE.
OH, YES.

OH, EVERY TIME.

YOU'RE QUITE RIGHT.

YOUR HUSBAND
WANTS TO DO WHAT?

RING THE POLICE?

OH, YOU'RE GOING AWAY
ON HOLIDAY.

FOR HOW LONG?

A MONTH!

LOVELY.

THE CARIBBEAN!

OH, MY WORD,
HOW NICE.

MIND YOU DON'T OVERINDULGE
ON THE MANGOS,

AND OF COURSE, IT'S FULL
OF TOURISTS, YOU KNOW.

ANYWAY, HAPPY HOLS,
BYE-BYE.

CARIBBEAN!

GET YOUR COAT ON,
RICHARD.

BRUSH YOUR HAIR,
POLISH YOUR SHOES.

WE'RE GOING
INTO TOWN.

TOWN?

T-O-W-N, DEAR.
TOWN.

IT'S THAT LARGE THING
WITH ALL THE SHOPS.

I KNOW WHAT IT IS,

I JUST WONDERED WHY ALL OF
A SUDDEN WE WERE GOING THERE.

I NEED A TRAVEL AGENT.

DELHIA WILLWRIGHT.

WHO?

DELHIA WILLWRIGHT.

THE MOCK TUDOR,
TWO STORIES

SEMI-DETACHED AT THE
CORNER OF OAKDALE AVENUE.

YOU KNOW THE ONE,

THEY'VE JUST ADDED A GAMES'
ROOM ABOVE THEIR GARAGE.

THERE'S ONE THING
I CAN'T STAND,

IT'S SNOBBERY AND WANNABES.

PEOPLE WHO TRY TO
PRETEND THEY'RE SUPERIOR.

MAKES IT SO MUCH HARDER FOR
THOSE OF US WHO REALLY ARE.

WHAT'S ALL THIS ABOUT?

IT'S ABOUT
DELHIA WILLWRIGHT'S HOLIDAY.

SHE SAYS SHE'S GOING
TO THE CARIBBEAN.

REALLY?

WOULDN'T SURPRISE ME
IF THEY'RE ONLY GOING

FOR A WEEKEND
BARGAIN BREAK AT BOGNOR.

RIGHT!

OOH, AH-HH!

HOW STRONG AND MASTERFUL
WE ARE THIS MORNING.

I'VE BEEN THINKING.

OOH!
- IT'S ABOUT TIME I DID SOMETHING FOR CHARITY.

YOU CERTAINLY KNOW
HOW TO FLATTER A PERSON.

I'M SERIOUS,
IT'S ABOUT RICHARD.

ALONE, DAY IN, DAY OUT,
WITH YOUR HYACINTH.

I DREAMED ABOUT HIM,
LAST NIGHT.

I DREAMED HE WAS IN THE CLUTCHES
OF THIS TERRIFYING MONSTER.

THEN I WOKE UP AND I
REALIZED IT WAS ALL TRUE.

I THOUGHT WE AGREED ON
"NO HOLIDAY" THIS YEAR.

I DON'T THINK MUCH OF ANY OF
THESE OFFERS IN THE WINDOW.

LET'S INVEST MY RETIREMENT MONEY
IN A LITTLE COTTAGE, WE SAID.

14 NIGHTS FOR �209!

WHEN I SAY "WE SAID" WHAT I REALLY
MEAN, OF COURSE, IS "YOU SAID."

I HOPE THESE PEOPLE
DON'T CATER EXCLUSIVELY

FOR THE SPAGHETTI
AND CHIPS BRIGADE.

YOU'RE LOOKING FOR SOMETHING EXPENSIVE.

I'M LOOKING FOR SOMETHING
VERY EXPENSIVE.

WE CAN'T GO IN
WHILE NOBODY IS BROWSING.

THERE'S ABSOLUTELY
NO POINT

IN ASKING FOR SOMETHING VERY
EXPENSIVE IF NOBODY IS LISTENING.

WE'LL COME BACK LATER WHEN THE PLACE IS FULL.
- WHAT?

I WISH YOU WOULDN'T START
POLISHING ALL THE CUTLERY.

VERY "LAST YEAR"
THE CARIBBEAN, ANYWAY.

TWO COFFEES.

ARE YOU
HAVING A MEAL?

I DON'T THINK SO,
THANK YOU.

NEED A FORK FOR YOUR COFFEE, DO YOU?

THAT'S THE LAST TIME
I COME HERE.

PROBABLY THE LAST TIME THEY LET US IN.

NOW, WHAT YOU'RE
LOOKING FOR?

YOU FREQUENTLY FIND TRACES OF
LIPSTICK IN PLACES LIKE THIS.

WHERE ARE WE THINKING OF
GOING THAT'S SO EXPENSIVE.

WE'RE NOT GOING
ANYWHERE.

THEN WHY ARE WE GOING
TO THE TRAVEL AGENCY?

BECAUSE
WE NEED BROCHURES.

THERE'S ABSOLUTELY NO HARM
IN ASKING FOR A FEW BROCHURES.

VERY EXOTIC
BROCHURES, OF COURSE.

I'LL TEACH DELHIA
WILLWRIGHT A THING OR TWO.

ALL RIGHT,
ST. BERNARD,

HOW ARE YOU GONNA
RESCUE OUR RICHARD?

I'M STILL RUNNING THINGS
THROUGH ME BIOLOGICAL COMPUTER.

LET'S HOPE YOU DON'T HAVE
ANOTHER POWER FAILURE.

IS THERE
ANY TEA LEFT?

THERE'S ONE
IN THE POT.

I'M NOT SURPRISED, GOING
AROUND DRESSED LIKE THAT.

YOU'RE DONE UP A BIT FLASH
FOR THIS TIME OF THE MORNING.

OH, THIS ISN'T
FOR MORNING.

NO, THIS IS WHAT I WAS WEARING LAST NIGHT.

HAVEN'T YOU BEEN HOME
SINCE LAST NIGHT?

NO.

BUT I'D HAD COME STRAIGHT
HOME IF I'D REALIZED.

REALIZED WHAT?
- WELL, THAT HE MEANT IT.

WOULD I LIKE TO POP IN AND SEE
HIS MODEL AEROPLANES, HE SAID.

GO ON, ASK ME.

ANYTHING
ABOUT MODEL AEROPLANES.

WELL, THAT MADE A FEW HEADS
LOOK UP AND PAY ATTENTION.

I SHOULD THINK IT DID, THEY
COULD HEAR YOU IN THE CARIBBEAN.

RICHARD,
I SEE NO MERIT

IN ENQUIRING
FOR BROCHURES

ON THE QE2 II
OR THE ORIENT EXPRESS,

IN A TIMID MOUSY
LITTLE VOICE.

OH WELL, YOU CERTAINLY GOT THAT RIGHT.

IT WASN'T A TIMID MOUSY LITTLE VOICE.
- HMM?

ALL RIGHT,
PEOPLE LOOKED UP,

BUT WAS THERE ANYONE THERE
WHO ACTUALLY KNOWS YOU?

THAT'S IMMATERIAL,
RICHARD.

WORD WILL BEGIN
TO SPREAD.

REMEMBER HOW FAMOUS I AM
FOR MY CANDLELIGHT SUPPERS,

NOT TO MENTION
MY CHARITABLE WORK.

IT MAY WELL BE

THAT WORD IS ALREADY
BEGINNING TO CIRCULATE.

THEN WHAT
IF IT DOESN'T?

IT WILL, ONCE WE'VE
GIVEN IT A LITTLE NUDGE.

HOW LONG ARE WE GONNA BE
DRIVING ROUND AND ROUND?

UNTIL I SEE SOMEONE WHO
KNOWS DELHIA WILLWRIGHT.

TRY ELM STREET.

WE'VE JUST DONE
ELM STREET.

NOW, DO STOP MAKING DIFFICULTIES, RICHARD.

YOU SEE,
THERE'S MRS. WILLIS.

AT LEAST I THINK
IT'S MRS. WILLIS.

DRIVE PAST
AND WE'LL SEE.

YES, IT IS
MRS. WILLIS!

NOW, WHAT?

WELL, DRIVE ON
AND TURN AROUND.

I THOUGHT YOU WANTED
TO SPEAK TO MRS. WILLIS.

IT'S GOTTA LOOK
LIKE A CHANCE ENCOUNTER.

WILL YOU HURRY. DRIVE
TO THE END OF THE ROAD.

AND THEN TURN AROUND
BEFORE SHE GOES INDOORS.

IMAGINE IF I HADN'T
TAKEN EARLY RETIREMENT,

I MIGHT HAVE MISSED
ALL THIS FUN.

FASTER!
FASTER THAN THIS.

I WANT TO HEAR
YOUR BRAKES SQUEAL.

YOU WANT ME TO STOP?

NO, NOT YET, I'LL TELL YOU WHEN TO STOP.

STOP!

OH, DEAR! I'M AFRAID
RICHARD WAS DRIVING SO FAST,

MY HOLIDAY BROCHURES
BLEW OUT OF THE WINDOW.

HAVE YOU SEEN MY HOLIDAY
BROCHURES? YOU CAN'T MISS THEM.

THERE'S ONE ABOUT
THE ORIENT EXPRESS,

AND THE OTHER IS CRUISING
ON THE QE2.

OH-HH,
THERE THEY ARE!

NOT A SCRATCH
OR A CREASE.

IT CERTAINLY PAYS
TO GO FOR THE BEST.

THERE! THAT SHOULD GET WORD
BACK TO DELHIA WILLWRIGHT.

* YOU ARE THE ONE *

- * ONLY YOU... *
- SHH!

I THOUGHT
I HEARD A CAR.

NO, IT'S ALL RIGHT.

WHAT'S THE MATTER
WITH YOU, LIZ?

YOU'RE
A BUNDLE OF NERVES.

I THOUGHT
IT WAS HYACINTH.

NOW WE'RE BOTH
A BUNDLE OF NERVES.

OH, THIS IS SILLY.

I MEAN,
SHE'S ONLY HUMAN.

WELL, ONLY JUST.

WE SHOULDN'T LET HER
TERRORIZE US LIKE THIS.

SHE'LL ASK ME IN
FOR COFFEE.

I KNOW SHE'S GOING
TO ASK ME IN FOR COFFEE.

THEN REFUSE TO GO, LIZ.
TELL HER YOU'RE BUSY.

I CAN'T DO THAT,
SHE NEVER LISTENS.

JUST DON'T GO!

NO, I CAN'T DO THAT.

BECAUSE WE'RE CHURCH CLEANING
TOGETHER AFTERWARDS,

WITH THE LADIES' GUILD.

SHH! LISTEN,
I CAN HEAR HER CAR.

YES, IT'S HYACINTH!

WHERE TO LEAVE THEM,
LAYING CASUALLY?

OH!

HOW DO THEY LOOK?

HMM?

HOW DO THEY LOOK?

THEY LOOK LIKE BROCHURES
LAYING ON A TABLE.

YES, BUT DEAR,
WOULD YOU NOTICE THEM

THE MOMENT YOU CAME
INTO THE ROOM?

IT'S NO GOOD
ASKING ME,

I MEAN YOU KNOW ME,

I DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE WHEN
YOUR FATHER WAS ON FIRE.

POOR DADDY, I DO WISH
HE'D GIVE UP SMOKING.

BUT YOU SEE,
I WANT ELIZABETH

TO SPOT THE BROCHURES
IMMEDIATELY,

WHEN I FETCH HER IN
FOR COFFEE.

I DON'T WANT TO HAVE TO
INTRODUCE THE SUBJECT MYSELF.

IT'S VERY VULGAR TO GO BOASTING
ABOUT ONE'S HOLIDAY'S PLANS.

LEAVE THE ROOM, RICHARD.

WHAT HAVE I DONE NOW?

NOTHING, DEAR. I JUST WANT
YOU TO WALK BACK INTO THE ROOM,

AND SEE IF YOU NOTICE
THEM STRAIGHT AWAY, GO ON!

GO ON!

RICHARD!
- YES?

WHY DON'T YOU
COME IN, DEAR?

WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?

I WAS WAITING
FOR A SIGNAL.

BUT DID YOU NOTICE
THE BROCHURES?

I FORGOT ALL ABOUT
THE BROCHURES.

OH, RICHARD!

I'LL GO OUT AGAIN!
- NO-OHH!

THE POINT ABOUT
"LOVE THY NEIGHBOR,"

IS THE QUESTION IT
IMMEDIATELY GIVES RISE TO.

NAMELY,
WHO IS THY NEIGHBOR?

THY NEIGHBOR IS EVERYONE.
WE CAN EXCLUDE NO ONE.

THE EXCLUSION
OF A SINGLE PERSON,

BRING THE WHOLE CONCEPT
TUMBLING DOWN.

HELLO, DEAR.

GUESS WHO IS ON THE LIST OF
VOLUNTEERS FOR CHURCH CLEANING TODAY?

THE BUCKET WOMAN!

OH, NO! JUST KEEP HER OUT OF MY WAY.

YOU CAN'T STAY
IN HIDING.

I DON'T KNOW
WHY NOT?

AS FAR AS THE BUCKET WOMAN
IS CONCERNED,

I'D CLIMB THE TOWER
IF I HAD TO.

WHAT IF SHE ASKS
ABOUT YOU?

TELL HER I'M REHEARSING MY SERMON.

JUST DON'T
TELL HER WHERE.

I DON'T SEE WHY I SHOULD
HAVE TO FACE HER. WHY ME?

DON'T LOOK AT ME AS IF
I GET ALL THE FUN JOBS.

I HAVE TO BURY PEOPLE.

I'LL BURY THE NEXT ONE AND YOU
CAN DEAL WITH HYACINTH BUCKET.

"LOVE THY NEIGHBOR."

NO, I THINK I'LL DO
THE WATER INTO WINE.

THE "BOUQUET" RESIDENCE,
THE LADY OF THE HOUSE SPEAKING.

OH, SHERIDAN!

HOW THOUGHTFUL OF YOU
TO RING, DEAR.

HOW MUCH DOES HE WANT?

NOW RICHARD, GO AWAY!

READ A BROCHURE
OR SOMETHING.

SHERIDAN,
I'M SORRY DEAR,

THAT WAS JUST YOUR FATHER INTERRUPTING.

NO, NO, NO, YOU'RE NOT
INTERRUPTING MOMMY, DEAR.

NOT AT ALL, NO.

WE WERE JUST BROWSING
THROUGH HOLIDAY BROCHURES.

RATHER NICE ONES, HMM.

THE ORIENT EXPRESS,

LUXURY CRUISING ON THE QE2,
THAT SORT OF THINGS, YES.

YOU NEED HOW MUCH, DEAR?

NO!

NOW, RICHARD,
DON'T GET EXCITED.

IF WE'RE TALKING
ORIENT EXPRESS AND QE2,

WE CAN HARDLY BEGRUDGE THE BOY
THE ODD �50.

�50!

JUST A MINUTE, DEAR,

DADDY SEEMS TO HAVE A PROBLEM. NO, LOOK.

I THINK I'LL GO
SOMEWHERE PRIMITIVE,

AND BE A MISSIONARY.

COOPER STREET.

WHAT KIND
OF MISSIONARY?

WELL, I THINK
I'D LIKE TO GO

WHEREVER
THEY MOST NEED

SUPPORT, SANITATION
AND BIRTH CONTROL.

I'VE TOLD YOU,
COOPER STREET.

WHAT WOULD I NEED,

FOR QUALIFICATIONS?

I THINK YOU'LL NEED
A LONGER SKIRT.

WELL, I'LL GET
A LONGER SKIRT,

I'LL GET A SKIRT THAT GOES
RIGHT DOWN TO THE FLOOR.

I BET THAT ONE
YOU'RE WEARING

HAS BEEN RIGHT DOWN TO
THE FLOOR A FEW TIMES.

HOW CAN YOU
PUT UP WITH HIM?

I SUPPOSE IT'S LOVE.

FORGET IT,
I'VE GOT A HEADACHE.

OF COURSE, WE'VE TIME
FOR A COFFEE, DEAR.

WE DON'T HAVE TO BE AT THE
CHURCH FOR ANOTHER HOUR.

I THINK I'M REALLY GOING TO
START CUTTING DOWN ON MY COFFEE.

WELL, NOT YET, DEAR.

COME ALONG.

NOW, YOU SIT DOWN THERE
AND AMUSE YOURSELF,

WHILST
I MAKE YOUR COFFEE.

NO, I REALLY AM. I'M GOING
TO CUT DOWN ON MY COFFEE.

ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE QUITE COMFY
THERE, BY THE HOLIDAY BROCHURES?

YES, YES,
THANKS, I'M FINE.

GOOD.

MOVE THEM IF THEY'RE
IN THE WAY, WON'T YOU?

CUP OR BEAKER, DEAR?

OH, BEAKER! SOMETHING
SAFE, PLEASE HYACINTH.

YOUR NERVES AREN'T STEADY, I KNEW IT.

WELL THEY'RE GONNA BE
IF YOU'RE GONNA DO THAT.

HAVE NO FEAR. INTERNATIONAL
RESCUE IS HERE.

RESCUING WHAT?

TWITCHY HUSBANDS.

I WOULDN'T SAY "TWITCHY."
DO YOU THINK I'M TWITCHY?

YOU'VE JUST LEAPT
40 FOOT IN THE AIR.

I DID, DIDN'T I?

YOU'VE HAD A LIFETIME
OF BEING RESPONSIBLE.

YOU'VE DONE THAT BIT.

NOW IT'S TIME TO LET A BIT
OF FOOLISHNESS INTO YOUR LIFE.

SOUNDS GOOD.

LET'S GO!
- WHERE TO?

WRONG ANSWER.

ARE YOU REALLY READY FOR
THE JOYS OF IRRESPONSIBILITY?

I THINK I'M READY.

MIND YOU, I'VE GOT TO BE BACK
TO TAKE HYACINTH TO THE CHURCH.

SHE'S ON
CLEANING DUTY TODAY.

THE JOYS OF IRRESPONSIBILITY, DICKIE.

I DON'T THINK I'LL
EVER GET THE HANG OF IT.

I KNOW. PEOPLE THINK IT'S EASY.

BUT LET'S
GIVE IT A TRY, EH?

WHAT IT'S
A QUESTION OF, MAINLY,

IS THE RIGHT ATTITUDE,

AND A FLAIR

FOR USING ONE OF YOUR PLASTIC CARDS,

IN THE LOCAL
CASH DISPENSER.

YOU SEE, WE DO HAVE TIME FOR COFFEE.

THANK YOU.

AND WE HAVE TIME
FOR A BISCUIT.

SHALL YOU BE GOING ON HOLIDAY
THIS SUMMER, ELIZABETH?

PROBABLY NOT.

WE'RE STILL
DEBATING.

WELL, PLACES
GET SO CROWDED

AND YOU SPILL THINGS.

YOU KNOW WHAT MEN
ARE LIKE.

RICHARD STILL
CAN'T DECIDE.

OH, I THOUGHT SOMEBODY ELSE
MADE UP HIS MIND FOR HIM.

BISCUIT?
- OH!

OH, SPEAKING OF BUTTERFINGERS!
- IT'S ALL RIGHT.

OH, DEAR.
- THANK YOU.

WHAT A SILLY ME!

WELL, I EXPECT WE'LL SETTLE
FOR SOMETHING TASTEFUL.

AND VERY EXPENSIVE.

OH! SILLY.

I WAS ALMOST SITTING
ON MY HOLIDAY BROCHURES

I THINK IT'S COOLED
A LITTLE NOW.

I THINK I'LL BE ABLE
TO DRINK IT SAFELY.

I'M TERRIBLY SORRY,
HYACINTH!

IT'S ALL RIGHT, DEAR, AS LONG AS
YOU HAVEN'T DAMAGED MY BROCHURES.

OH!

I'D BETTER ANSWER THAT.

IT'S PROBABLY
SOMEBODY VERY IMPORTANT.

THE BROCHURE RESIDENCE.

THE "BOUQUET" RESIDENCE,

THE LADY
OF THE HOUSE SPEAKING.

OH, IT'S YOU ROSE!

IT'S MY SISTER ROSE,

SHE'S NOT THE ONE WITH THE
SWIMMING POOL AND THE SAUNA.

AND THERE'S NO ROOM
FOR A PONY EITHER.

ROSE, I HOPE YOU'RE WEARING SOMETHING
SENSIBLE FOR THIS TELEPHONE CALL.

YES, IT ALWAYS MAKES ME
VERY NERVOUS

TO THINK I MIGHT BE
TALKING TO A MINISKIRT.

YES, I KNOW YOU STILL HAVE
GOOD LEGS, DEAR.

I JUST WISH YOU DIDN'T
WAVE THEM ABOUT SO MUCH.

WELL, I'M SORRY, ROSE,

BUT OFFHAND,
I COULDN'T TELL YOU

WHAT QUALIFICATIONS ARE
NECESSARY TO BECOME A MISSIONARY.

BUT I SUSPECT
YOU DON'T HAVE THEM, DEAR.

NO, THE BEST KIND
OF CHRISTIAN,

IS THE ONE WHO DOES
VERY HUMBLE THINGS.

THE SORT OF THING
I SHALL BE DOING LATER,

WHEN I'M CLEANING THE CHURCH
WITH THE LADIES' GUILD.

RICHARD?

RICHARD!

I APPEAR TO HAVE
LOST RICHARD.

HE'S USUALLY OUT HERE
WHEN I COME TO THE CAR.

IT'S MOST EXTRAORDINARY.

I ALWAYS COME OUT OF THE HOUSE, LOCK UP,

GO TO THE CAR,

AND RICHARD OPENS
THE CAR'S DOOR FOR ME.

HE'S NEVER
NOT BEEN HERE, BEFORE.

I'M SURE HE'LL COME BACK,
HYACINTH. HE'S VERY WELL TRAINED.

I HOPE I HAVEN'T
LEFT HIM SOMEWHERE.

HALF WOULD HAVE BEEN
SUFFICIENT, ONSLOW.

I COULDN'T ORDER HALVES,

I'VE GOT A REPUTATION
AROUND HERE.

THANK YOU FOR THE LIFT, ELIZABETH.

I WONDER
WHERE RICHARD IS.

IT'S NO BOTHER, HYACINTH,
I WAS COMING HERE ANYWAY.

WELL, I KNOW DEAR,

BUT I THOUGHT WE'D ALL COME IN
OUR CAR. IT SHINES SO MUCH NICER.

COME ALONG, ELIZABETH,
LET'S GO AND JOIN THE LADIES.

OH, LOOK AT THAT!
HOW KIND.

I EXPECT THEY'VE DASHED IN
TO MAKE ME A CUP OF TEA.

OH, NICE!
I'M BEING HUSTLED.

YOU'VE BEEN HIDING THOSE
WICKED TALENTS ALL THESE YEARS.

GOOD AFTERNOON, LADIES.
- GOOD AFTERNOON.

THANK YOU AS USUAL, FOR
TURNING UP SO ENTHUSIASTICALLY.

NOW, I HAVE A LIST
OF TASKS THAT NEED DOING.

SO, IF YOU'LL GATHER AROUND,
I'LL ASK FOR VOLUNTEERS.

OOH, COME ALONG!
HERE WE GO.

EXCUSE ME!
EXCUSE ME.

GOOD AFTERNOON, MY DEAR.
WE'RE HERE, READY AND WILLING.

GOOD AFTERNOON.

NOW, PEW POLISHING.

TWO VOLUNTEERS, PLEASE.

MISS WILSON
AND MISS BARBER.

THANK YOU.
RIGHT.

CHANGING THE FLOWERS.

MRS. DAWSON, AND...

YEAH, MRS. ANDREWS.

NOW, THE BRASSWARE.

PEOPLE ALWAYS COMMENT
ON MY SHINY BRASSWARE.

I'M SURE THEY DO.

MRS. WARDEN, AND...

MISS HARVEY.

NOW, THE ALTAR CLOTH
NEEDS CHANGING.

AND MY TABLEWARE!

MRS. BARETT.

AH, YES, NOW THIS NEEDS
QUITE A BIT OF WORK ON IT.

CAN I HAVE A VOLUNTEER
TO CLEAN THE CHURCH HALL...

...TOILET AREA?

MRS. BUCKET,
THANK YOU.

NOW, THERE'RE A LOT OF COBWEBS IN
THE AREA ADJACENT TO THE ORGAN LOFT,

AND I THINK IT'S ABOUT TIME WE
GIVE IT A THOROUGH GOING-OVER.

SO, IF YOU TWO, LADIES-
- EXCUSE ME WILL YOU, EXCUSE-

ROSE!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

I'VE COME TO HELP WITH THE CHURCH
CLEANING FOR THAT DISHY VICAR.

I'D FORGOTTEN
ALL ABOUT CHURCH CLEANING,

I WAS SUPPOSED TO TAKE
HYACINTH CHURCH CLEANING.

GUESS WHO'S IN THE DEEP AND MURKY, THEN?

I'VE TOLD YOU,

YOU'VE GOT TO TAKE
AN AGGRESSIVE LINE.

I WILL.
I RATHER THINK I WILL.

I MEAN, EVEN WHEN
YOU'RE SOBER.

OH, I DON'T KNOW
ABOUT SOBER.

ROSE!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

WELL, THERE'S AN OLD
BIRD'S NEST UP THERE

THAT THE VICAR'S WIFE WANTS
REMOVING, SO I SAID I'D DO IT.

IT NEEDS SOMEONE
WITH A GOOD HEAD FOR HEIGHTS.

AND SOMEONE WITH
A LONGER SKIRT.

ROSE, I FORBID YOU

TO GO UP THAT LADDER
WEARING THAT SKIRT.

DO YOU WANT ME
TO TAKE IT OFF, THEN?

NO, OF COURSE NOT!

THOUGH I DOUBT IF ANYBODY'D
NOTICE THE DIFFERENCE.

AT LAST!

RICHARD,
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?

OH, HERE AND THERE.

ONSLOW, I HOPE YOU HAVEN'T
BEEN LEADING HIM ASTRAY.

IT WAS ONLY
OUR FIRST ATTEMPT.

WE GOT NOWHERE NEAR
AS FAR AS ASTRAY.

WELL, NOW YOU'RE HERE, ONSLOW.
YOU CAN TAKE ROSE HOME.

ROSE?
WHAT'S SHE DOING HERE?

SHE VOLUNTEERED TO HELP
WITH THE CHURCH CLEANING.

WHERE IS SHE, THEN?

SHE'S OVER THERE.

GOOD DAY. BUT PLEASE,
DO GIVE HIM MY REGARDS.

GOOD AFTERNOON, VICAR, ISN'T IT A LOVELY DAY?
- YES, INDEED.

DO YOU THINK THE RAILINGSNEED DUSTING?
- RAILINGS? DUSTING?

THEY LOOK RATHER DULL
IN THIS KIND OF LIGHT.

MICHAEL!

OH, REALLY!

DID I SHOW YOU
MY HOLIDAY BROCHURES?