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DO BE CAREFUL WITH MY
CRYSTAL GLASSWARE, RICHARD.
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I DON'T KNOW WHY WE'RE
WE TAKING ALL THIS STUFF.
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THE PLACE
IS FULLY EQUIPPED.
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YOU KNOW I CAN'T ENTERTAIN
WITHOUT MY CRYSTAL GLASSWARE.
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THEY'VE PROBABLY GOT
CRYSTAL GLASSWARE.
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AT BRUCE'S COTTAGE?
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YOU KNOW BRUCE THINKS
THE HEIGHT OF TASTE
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IS GLASSWARE ENGRAVED
WITH NAKED LADIES.
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I'D SOONER BE STRUGGLING WITH
A NAKED LADY THAN THIS CRATE.
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OH!
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SHE RARELY LISTENS
TO ANYTHING I SAY,
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I'VE LEARNED TO APPRECIATE
THAT OVER THE YEARS.
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POST OFFICE?
GOOD MORNING.
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I WISH TO SPEAK TO YOUR
HEAD POSTMASTER, PLEASE.
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OF COURSE,
IT'S IMPORTANT.
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HMM?
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MY NAME IS
"BOUQUET."
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SPELL IT?
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ARE YOU SURE
YOU'RE IN THE RIGHT JOB?
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IT'S B-U-C-K-E-T.
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NO, IT'S "BOUQUET."
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THANK YOU.
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YES, I'LL HOLD.
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"IS IT IMPORTANT?"
WHO DO THEY THINK THEY ARE?
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GOOD MORNING,
POSTMASTER.
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OH, YOU'RE HIS DEPUTY.
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HE'S IN CONFERENCE.
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I SUPPOSE THAT MEANS
HE'S NOT IN YET.
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I WOULD LIKE
MY MAIL REDIRECTED
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TO MY SISTER'S
LUXURY HOLIDAY COTTAGE,
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COMPLETE WITH PATIO
AND BUILT-IN BARBEQUE.
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YES, SHE LIKES US TO
HAVE THE RUN OF THE PLACE,
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WHICH IS DOUBLE-GLAZED WITH
A FULLY FIREPROOF THATCH ROOF.
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HOW LONG ARE WE GOING FOR?
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AT LEAST TWO DAYS.
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HANG ON, RICHARD!
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OH! THANKS VERY MUCH, I WAS
ON THE VERGE OF A HERNIA.
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GOING AWAY?
- JUST TO THE COUNTRY.
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YOUR WIFE
GOING WITH YOU?
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YES, OF COURSE.
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JOLLY GOOD, WELL DONE.
HOW LONG FOR?
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TWO OR THREE DAYS.
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AH.
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STILL, BETTER THAN
NOTHING.
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* SHE'S GOING AWAY *
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THEY WON'T
REDIRECT OUR MAIL.
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NOT JUST FOR A COUPLE
OF DAYS.
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I FIND THAT A VERY CASUAL ATTITUDE.
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HOW DARE THEY PRESUME I
RECEIVE THE KIND OF MAIL
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THAT CAN WAIT
FOR TWO OR THREE DAYS.
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SPEAKING PERSONALLY, I
RECEIVE THE KIND OF MAIL
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THAT CAN WAIT
FOR TWO OR THREE DAYS.
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SUPPOSE THERE'S A LETTER FROM SHERIDAN.
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HE NEVER WRITES, HE JUST
RINGS UP WHEN HE'S BROKE.
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IT COULD BE IN THE POST
NOW. A CRY FOR HELP.
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HE'S HAD ENOUGH HELP
THIS MONTH.
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I MUST RING HIM WHEN WE
ARRIVE AT THE COTTAGE.
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LET HIM KNOW
WHERE WE ARE.
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IN CASE HE IS SUFFERING PSYCHICALLY.
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HE MIGHT WANT TO CONFIDE IN HIS MOMMY.
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HYACINTH, DO YOU EVER
WONDER WHY
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SHERIDAN SHOWS
NO INTEREST IN GIRLS?
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DO YOU THINK I SHOULD TAKE A
FEW OF MY FAVORITE ORNAMENTS?
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NO, NOT JUST
FOR A COUPLE OF DAYS.
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AH! THAT'S SOMETHING I MUST TAKE.
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WHY DO YOU KEEP READING
STUFF LIKE THAT?
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BECAUSE IT'S MY LAST FOOTHOLD IN ROMANCE.
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I GET VERY LITTLE
PRACTICE.
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AT LEAST I CAN KEEP
ABREAST WITH THEORY.
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I'M SORRY I ASKED.
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THAT WAS HYACINTH
ON THE PHONE.
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TELL HER WE'VE MOVED.
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THEY'VE BORROWED VIOLET'S
COTTAGE FOR THE WEEKEND,
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AND THEY'RE HAVING
A BARBEQUE.
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OOH, LOVELY!
- OH, NO!
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DON'T WORRY, ONSLOW,
I DON'T THINK WE'RE INVITED.
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SHE JUST WANTS US
TO TAKE DADDY DOWN.
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SHE FEELS IT'S HER DUTY
TO GIVE DADDY A DAY OUT.
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BUT SHE DIDN'T
ACTUALLY SAY...
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WE WEREN'T INVITED.
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NO, WELL...
- WELL!
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WE OUGHT TO STAY WITH DADDY THEN,
DADDY IS NOT USED TO BARBEQUES.
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HE MIGHT HAVE TROUBLE
WITH HIS NEW TEETH.
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EXACTLY!
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ONSLOW, WE'RE GOING
TO A BARBEQUE.
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THAT'S VERY
INCONVENIENT.
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ANYWAY, I CAN'T
POSSIBLY TODAY.
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WHY? WHAT HAVE YOU GOT
ALONG THAT'S SO IMPORTANT?
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THERE'S RACING
ON THE TELLY.
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IF I WORE A SADDLE...
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PERHAPS, YOU MIGHT PAY
MORE ATTENTION TO ME.
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I NEVER GO
FOR THE REAL OUTSIDERS.
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YOU CAN WATCH RACING
AT BRUCE'S COTTAGE.
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IT'S NOT THE SAME THOUGH, IS IT?
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OUTSIDE OF YOUR OWN COZY ENVIRONMENT.
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WE'RE NOT COZY...
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WE'RE NEARLY DERELICT.
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I LIKE DERELICT.
I'M INTO DERELICT.
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RICHARD, HAVE WE RUN FOR MY-
- NO!
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SHE IS, SHE'S GOING AWAY! I CAN FEEL IT.
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OH, I CAN FEEL
MY EARS RELAXING.
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IT'S ONLY FOR TWO DAYS.
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I KNOW, I KNOW, BUT IT
WILL BE LIKE A HOLIDAY!
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OH, I'LL BE ABLE TO SIT IN THE
GARDEN WITHOUT HER SINGING AT ME.
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YIPPIE!
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OH, EMMET!
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HA, AND
WHAT ABOUT YOU!
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TWO DAYS WITHOUT HAVING
TO GO NEXT DOOR FOR COFFEE.
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NOT QUITE.
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN,
"NOT QUITE?"
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WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU, LIZ?
WHY ARE YOU SO SUBDUED?
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HYACINTH-FREE!
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NOT QUITE.
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THERE'S SOMETHING
YOU HAVEN'T TOLD ME.
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YES!
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WELL, GO ON, TELL ME.
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HYACINTH WANTS US TO
VISIT THEM THIS EVENING,
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AT THE COTTAGE,
FOR A BARBEQUE.
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YOU DIDN'T SAY "YES"?
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I DIDN'T SAY
ANYTHING,
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WHEN DOES ONE
EVER SAY ANYTHING?
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WE'RE JUST EXPECTED.
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OH, DON'T CRY EMMET.
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I HATE IT
WHEN YOU CRY.
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THERE YOU ARE!
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I TOLD YOU,
THEY'RE GOING AWAY.
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YOU SAID "PUT IT
SOMEWHERE SAFE,"
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I THOUGHT
YOU COULD HOLD IT.
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THAT WAS
QUITE A SEND-OFF.
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WE MUST NEVER
MOVE, DEAR,
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WE'D BE
GREATLY MISSED.
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IT'S RATHER HUMBLING TO REALIZE
HOW MANY FRIENDS WE HAVE.
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I THOUGHT MR. RIDLEY LOOKED RATHER SHABBY.
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HE WAS
JUST GARDENING.
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I EXPECT HE'S LOST HEART, POOR MAN.
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HIS WIFE CAN'T BE AN EASY
PERSON TO BE MARRIED TO.
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I NEVER HEARD HER SPEAK TO
HIM UNLESS TO GIVE AN ORDER.
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SOUNDS FAMILIAR.
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TAKE THE NEXT
RIGHT, DEAR.
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'CAUSE WE ALL KNOW
THE SECRET OF MARRIAGE
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IS GIVE AND TAKE,
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KINDNESS, UNDERSTANDING, TOLERANCE.
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RICHARD, YOU SHOULD HAVE
TURNED RIGHT THERE, DEAR.
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I THOUGHT YOU LIKED
TO BARBEQUE.
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DONE BY YOUR HYACINTH?
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SHE'D BE POLISHING
THE HOT-DOGS.
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THING.
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ALL RIGHT, WE'LL
TAKE MRS. THING.
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I GO AND TELL HIM.
- OH!
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WELL, IF WE ARE GOING, WE
BETTER TAKE A BOTTLE OF SAUCE.
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YOUR HYACINTH IS FAR TOO
POSH TO HAVE ANY DECENT SAUCE.
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00:10:03,501 --> 00:10:06,501
STOP PLAYING ABOUT
WITH THE CAR, RICHARD,
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00:10:06,536 --> 00:10:09,033
AND BRING
MY ORNAMENTS IN.
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RICHARD! WHAT ARE YOU DOING NOW?
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DO GIVE ME
A HAND, DEAR.
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LOOK, THE TIMING OF THE
BARBEQUE IS ALL IMPORTANT.
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I WANT TO FEED
DADDY FIRST,
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AND GET RID OF THEM ALL
BEFORE OUR OTHER GUESTS ARRIVE.
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YOU CAN'T JUST THROW PEOPLE
OUT, THEY MAY OVERLAP A LITTLE.
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IT'S NOT A QUESTION
OF THROWING PEOPLE OUT, DEAR,
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I SHOULD JUST INSIST THEY LEAVE
EARLY BECAUSE OF DADDY'S BEDTIME.
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DOES HE GO TO BED
AT TEATIME?
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HMM?
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THEY'LL HAVE
THE JOURNEY,
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00:11:01,367 --> 00:11:03,850
AND HE'LL PROBABLY
BE EXCITED.
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00:11:03,885 --> 00:11:06,299
NO, THEY MUST
LEAVE EARLY.
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00:11:06,334 --> 00:11:09,300
I SHALL RING THEM NOW
AND MAKE THAT QUITE CLEAR.
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00:11:16,100 --> 00:11:20,850
* TRAMP, TRAMP, TRAMP
ALONG THE HIGHWAY... *
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00:11:20,885 --> 00:11:25,601
NO ROSE, IT'S NOT BORIS, IT'S HYACINTH.
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00:11:26,868 --> 00:11:29,699
NO, I WILL NOT
GET OFF THE PHONE, DEAR,
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00:11:29,734 --> 00:11:33,334
I DON'T CARE IF YOU ARE
EXPECTING A CALL FROM BORIS.
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00:11:33,369 --> 00:11:37,567
I WOULD LIKE
A BRIEF WORD WITH DAISY.
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BORIS!
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DAISY, DEAR,
HOW ARE YOU?
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YES, WE'RE HERE,
SAFE AND SOUND.
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NOT AS SAFE AS YOU MIGHT THINK
- SOMEBODY'S SHOOTING.
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SHH-SHH!
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I SUGGEST THAT YOU ALL
ARRIVE HERE FOR THREE O'CLOCK.
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IT'S A TEATIME
BARBEQUE.
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WE DON'T WANT
TO KEEP DADDY LATE, YOU SEE.
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DID YOU HEAR WHAT I-
- SHUT!
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00:12:01,000 --> 00:12:04,267
MRS. WHO? WHO ON EARTH IS MRS. THING?
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POLISH?!
"POLISH."
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00:12:07,434 --> 00:12:10,783
WE'LL FIND OUT
HOW TO PRONOUNCE IT, DEAR.
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00:12:10,818 --> 00:12:14,098
YOU CAN'T KEEP
CALLING HER "MRS. THING."
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00:12:14,133 --> 00:12:16,133
IF YOU'VE GOT IT WRITTEN
ON A PIECE OF PAPER,
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FETCH IT, I MEAN
SPELL IT TO ME.
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IT CAN'T BE ALL THAT DIFFICULT. SHH!
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00:12:23,634 --> 00:12:25,799
YES, I'M HERE.
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00:12:25,834 --> 00:12:28,133
I HAVE A PENCIL, YES.
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00:12:28,168 --> 00:12:30,801
NOW, "ZED...
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B,Y...
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G,N."
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WELL, I WOULD SAY...
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ZABAGEDEGEU!
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ZABEU.
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00:12:47,934 --> 00:12:49,968
ZABAGEU-ZABAGEU-ZABAGEUGEU...
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ZEUBEUGEU!
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00:12:51,934 --> 00:12:55,400
VERY WELL, IF HE WANTS TO BRING MRS.
THING, I SUPPOSE HE CAN BRING MRS. THING.
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OOH!
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00:13:04,701 --> 00:13:07,998
I SAY...
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00:13:08,033 --> 00:13:11,998
GOOD GOD, MAN, YOU'RE IN
A STATE! ARE YOU A DRINKER?
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00:13:12,033 --> 00:13:16,234
NO!
- WITH NERVES LIKE THAT, YOU DAMN WELL OUGHT TO BE!
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00:13:16,269 --> 00:13:18,801
HAVE YOU SEEN
A BITCH AROUND HERE?
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00:13:21,167 --> 00:13:23,600
SPRINGER SPANIEL,
LIVER AND WHITE?
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00:13:23,635 --> 00:13:25,917
NO, I'M AFRAID
I HAVEN'T SEEN HER.
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CAME THIS WAY
BUT I FIRED THE SHOT.
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THE DAMN THING'S
GUN-SHY!
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YOU'RE NOT
THE USUAL ONE.
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I BEG YOUR PARDON?
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QUAINT CHAP,
OWNS THE PLACE.
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00:13:37,434 --> 00:13:39,667
OH, BRUCE!
- THAT'S THE FELLOW!
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HE'S QUAINT
AS A ๏ฟฝ4 NOTE!
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00:13:41,853 --> 00:13:43,899
HE'S MY BROTHER-IN-LAW.
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00:13:43,934 --> 00:13:47,067
HE'S WEIRDER THAN
MY SPANIEL BITCH.
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00:14:09,901 --> 00:14:12,100
WHAT'S HE DOING TALKING
TO SOMEBODY WITH A GUN?
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00:14:13,868 --> 00:14:16,934
I WONDER IF IT'S THE LADY
FROM THE MANOR HOUSE?
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00:14:16,969 --> 00:14:19,866
THE ONE VIOLET
TOLD ME ABOUT.
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"ECCENTRIC
BUT VERY WELL CONNECTED."
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00:14:22,969 --> 00:14:25,734
HMM, I THINK
THAT'S HER.
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00:14:27,834 --> 00:14:29,732
IF YOU DO SEE
THE STUPID BITCH,
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00:14:29,767 --> 00:14:31,734
WE'RE UP AT THE HOUSE,
PERHAPS YOU'LL GIVE US A CALL.
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00:14:31,769 --> 00:14:33,801
CERTAINLY, OF COURSE.
224
00:14:39,234 --> 00:14:41,400
WHAT'S THE MATTER, NOW?
YOU'RE HAVING A FIT?
225
00:14:41,435 --> 00:14:44,033
NO, I'M FINE.
226
00:14:49,834 --> 00:14:52,199
YOU DON'T LOOK FINE,
THE WAY YOU'RE TWITCHING.
227
00:14:52,234 --> 00:14:55,601
I HAD A COUSIN WITH A TWITCH LIKE THAT.
- I'M NOT TWITCHING.
228
00:14:55,636 --> 00:14:58,000
HAD TO HAUL HIM OFF,
FINALLY, TO THE FRUIT FARM.
229
00:14:58,035 --> 00:15:00,501
COULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED
TO A NICER CHAP.
230
00:15:04,167 --> 00:15:07,400
YOU ARE.
YOU ARE HAVING A FIT!
231
00:15:09,868 --> 00:15:13,000
BRING THE LADY IN,
RICHARD.
232
00:15:14,501 --> 00:15:16,067
SHE'S COMING IN.
233
00:15:17,234 --> 00:15:22,399
* I DO BELIEVE
SHE'S COMING IN. *
234
00:15:22,434 --> 00:15:24,833
AH!
- IS THIS YOUR FELLOW OUT HERE?
235
00:15:24,868 --> 00:15:27,767
MY HUSBAND, YES!
- GO HAVE A LOOK OF HIM.
236
00:15:27,802 --> 00:15:29,965
HE IS NOT AS YOUNG
AS HE USED TO BE.
237
00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:32,868
HE'S HAVING A TIME! HE
SAYS HE'S NOT, BUT HE IS.
238
00:15:32,903 --> 00:15:34,732
AND I KNOW THE SIGNS.
239
00:15:34,767 --> 00:15:38,234
I'M FINE,
I'M PERFECTLY FINE.
240
00:15:38,269 --> 00:15:40,799
THEY ALL SAY THAT.
241
00:15:40,834 --> 00:15:43,667
MY COUSIN WAS STILL SAYING
THAT WHEN THEY HAULED HIM AWAY.
242
00:15:43,702 --> 00:15:46,335
REALLY? ARE YOU THE LADY
FROM THE MANOR HOUSE?
243
00:15:46,370 --> 00:15:48,968
THAT'S RIGHT, I'M BUNTY.
- I'M HYACINTH.
244
00:15:49,003 --> 00:15:50,998
OH-OOH!
- OOPS!
245
00:15:51,033 --> 00:15:53,901
MY SISTER VIOLET TOLD ME
ABOUT YOU. DO GO THROUGH.
246
00:15:53,936 --> 00:15:56,133
AH!
247
00:15:58,934 --> 00:16:01,050
WILL HE BE ALL RIGHT,
OUT THERE?
248
00:16:01,085 --> 00:16:03,167
OH, YES, I OFTEN
LEAVE HIM OUTSIDE.
249
00:16:05,467 --> 00:16:06,933
OOH!
- OH.
250
00:16:06,968 --> 00:16:08,968
MAY I HANG THAT UP
FOR YOU?
251
00:16:10,000 --> 00:16:12,032
OOPS!
- THERE YOU ARE.
252
00:16:12,067 --> 00:16:15,400
I'LL JUST HANG IT HERE FOR YOU.
- YES. HELLO?!
253
00:16:22,400 --> 00:16:25,583
YOUR SISTER, IS IT? SHE'S
MARRIED TO THE WEIRDO.
254
00:16:25,618 --> 00:16:28,926
THE WEIRDO? OH, NO. MY
SISTER IS MARRIED TO BRUCE.
255
00:16:28,961 --> 00:16:32,234
BRUCE, THAT'S THE FELLA!
- MAY I OFFER YOU A DRINK?
256
00:16:32,269 --> 00:16:34,965
WELL, NORMALLY,
I'D BE GLAD TO,
257
00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:37,400
BUT I'VE GOT TO FIND
MY GUN-SHY BITCH.
258
00:16:37,435 --> 00:16:39,618
MY RICHARD WILL FIND
YOUR DOG FOR YOU,
259
00:16:39,653 --> 00:16:41,801
HE IS VERY GOOD
AT THINGS LIKE THAT.
260
00:16:41,836 --> 00:16:44,200
WELL, PERHAPS JUST
A SMALL ONE.
261
00:16:44,235 --> 00:16:46,267
OH, BY THE WAY...
262
00:16:59,100 --> 00:17:02,701
STOP FIDDLING WITH THAT,
RICHARD, AND FIND BUNTY'S DOG.
263
00:17:02,736 --> 00:17:05,734
HOW AM I SUPPOSED
TO FIND BUNTY'S DOG?
264
00:17:07,868 --> 00:17:10,334
I WANT YOU
TO FIND IT, RICHARD.
265
00:17:10,369 --> 00:17:12,766
IT'S QUITE
IMPORTANT SOCIALLY.
266
00:17:12,801 --> 00:17:15,567
THE DOG? THE DOG IS
IMPORTANT SOCIALLY?
267
00:17:17,067 --> 00:17:19,601
I DOUBT IT,
IF HE IS GUN-SHY.
268
00:17:19,636 --> 00:17:21,566
DON'T BE SILLY,
RICHARD.
269
00:17:21,601 --> 00:17:23,566
JUST RUN ALONG
AND FIND THE DOG.
270
00:17:23,601 --> 00:17:27,265
I HAVE INVITED BUNTY TO
THE BARBEQUE THIS EVENING,
271
00:17:27,300 --> 00:17:30,434
ONLY I'VE GOT TO GET RID OF HER
QUICKLY NOW, BEFORE ONSLOW ARRIVES.
272
00:17:32,567 --> 00:17:36,866
RUN ALONG, DEAR, AND FIND
THE DOG. HER NAME'S ZOE.
273
00:17:36,901 --> 00:17:39,801
I THOUGHT IT WAS SUPPOSED TO
BE RELAXING IN THE COUNTRY.
274
00:17:39,836 --> 00:17:42,434
YES,
ISN'T IT, DEAR?
275
00:17:45,367 --> 00:17:47,934
AND WHEN YOU'VE FOUND IT, DON'T
STOP PLAYING ABOUT WITH IT,
276
00:17:47,969 --> 00:17:50,634
BRING IT
STRAIGHT BACK HERE.
277
00:17:54,067 --> 00:17:57,234
THIS MUST BE WHAT THEY
CALL "A WORKING HOLIDAY."
278
00:17:59,200 --> 00:18:01,634
NOW, WHAT WAS
HER NAME?
279
00:18:01,669 --> 00:18:04,234
ZOE!
280
00:18:08,133 --> 00:18:09,899
COME ON, ONSLOW!
281
00:18:09,934 --> 00:18:11,332
WE HAVE
TO GET READY.
282
00:18:11,367 --> 00:18:13,901
YOU KNOW WHAT OUR HYACINTH'S
LIKE ABOUT BEING ON TIME.
283
00:18:16,667 --> 00:18:20,234
THERE'S MRS. THING!
MOVE YOURSELF, ONSLOW!
284
00:18:26,667 --> 00:18:28,632
ONSLOW!
285
00:18:28,667 --> 00:18:32,033
THIS IS
MRS. PFFLAP-THING!
286
00:18:33,501 --> 00:18:36,234
SHE DOESN'T SPEAK
MUCH ENGLISH.
287
00:18:36,269 --> 00:18:38,133
HOW MUCH IS "MUCH?"
288
00:18:38,168 --> 00:18:40,067
NONE!
289
00:18:41,734 --> 00:18:44,400
AND THIS IS WHAT
YOUR FATHER FANCIES?
290
00:18:46,434 --> 00:18:49,984
HE SAYS THERE'S SOMETHING
MYSTERIOUS ABOUT FOREIGN WOMEN.
291
00:18:50,019 --> 00:18:53,534
THERE'S CERTAINLY SOMETHING
MYSTERIOUS ABOUT THIS ONE!
292
00:18:54,734 --> 00:18:58,334
MAKE YOURSELF AT HOME
MRS. PSTPSTLAP!
293
00:19:05,234 --> 00:19:07,234
WELL,
HERE'S TO IT!
294
00:19:12,467 --> 00:19:15,100
THAT TOUCHED THE SPOT, I'LL
HAVE ANOTHER ONE OF THOSE.
295
00:19:18,667 --> 00:19:24,000
I'M SO GLAD THAT YOU ARE ABLE TO COME TO
MY SELECT LITTLE BARBEQUE THIS EVENING.
296
00:19:24,035 --> 00:19:27,000
DO BRING YOUR HUSBAND.
- MY DORIAN?
297
00:19:27,035 --> 00:19:29,232
I WONDER IF HE'S AWAKE.
298
00:19:29,267 --> 00:19:30,767
HE NODS OFF
A LOT THESE DAYS.
299
00:19:30,802 --> 00:19:32,368
JUST LIKE MY DADDY!
300
00:19:32,403 --> 00:19:33,899
POOR OLD DORIAN!
301
00:19:33,934 --> 00:19:37,834
HE WENT FROM RAMPANT TO
STAGNANT PRACTICALLY OVERNIGHT.
302
00:19:37,869 --> 00:19:41,401
HOW TERRIBLE!
- IT CHANGED HIS ENTIRE PERSONALITY!
303
00:19:41,436 --> 00:19:44,934
DADDY'S THE SAME.
ONCE, SUCH A BRILLIANT MIND!
304
00:19:44,969 --> 00:19:47,566
GOOD OLD DORIAN
USED TO HAVE A BAG
305
00:19:47,601 --> 00:19:50,950
FULL OF SHADY HABITS
WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX.
306
00:19:50,985 --> 00:19:54,300
NOW HE'S STRICTLY A HOMEBOD,
GOOD AS GOLD.
307
00:19:54,335 --> 00:19:56,567
BORING AS HELL.
308
00:19:56,602 --> 00:19:58,234
AHH!
309
00:19:59,701 --> 00:20:02,899
WELL, NEVER MIND.
YOU BRING HIM ALONG.
310
00:20:02,934 --> 00:20:06,334
POOR OLD DORIAN, AT LEAST I
KNOW WHERE HE IS THESE DAYS.
311
00:20:06,369 --> 00:20:08,400
IT'S THE DAMN DOG
I CAN NEVER FIND!
312
00:20:14,067 --> 00:20:16,432
ZOE!
313
00:20:16,467 --> 00:20:18,868
WHERE ARE YOU, ZOE?
314
00:20:22,767 --> 00:20:25,467
IT'S ALL RIGHT, ZOE,
I HAVEN'T GOT A GUN.
315
00:20:27,033 --> 00:20:30,583
COME ON, GIRL.
BE A GOOD DOG.
316
00:20:30,618 --> 00:20:34,133
HOW DOES ONE
TRACK AN ANIMAL?
317
00:20:34,168 --> 00:20:36,165
OH, FOOTPRINTS!
318
00:20:36,200 --> 00:20:39,467
ONE LOOKS
FOR FOOTPRINTS.
319
00:20:43,734 --> 00:20:47,067
I CAN'T EVEN SEE MY OWN
FOOTPRINTS IN THIS GRASS.
320
00:20:48,167 --> 00:20:52,901
ZOE! ZOE!
321
00:20:58,801 --> 00:21:01,467
I SHOULD KEEP OUT OF THOSE
NETTLES IF I WERE YOU.
322
00:21:01,502 --> 00:21:03,566
I'M TRYING TO, BUT-
323
00:21:03,601 --> 00:21:05,701
THANK YOU
FOR THE ADVICE.
324
00:21:08,901 --> 00:21:11,067
I THINK MAYBE WE COULD DO THAT ONCE MORE.
325
00:21:11,102 --> 00:21:13,133
OH!
CERTAINLY!
326
00:21:17,634 --> 00:21:19,466
I DON'T
NORMALLY DRINK.
327
00:21:19,501 --> 00:21:22,566
UNLESS THAT DAMN DOG
MAKES ME ANGRY.
328
00:21:22,601 --> 00:21:26,267
DO SIT DOWN.
- YEAH, I THINK I'D BETTER BEFORE I FALL DOWN.
329
00:21:26,302 --> 00:21:28,699
I DO HOPE RICHARD
FINDS YOUR DOG.
330
00:21:28,734 --> 00:21:31,098
OH, SHE'LL COME HOME
WHEN SHE'S READY!
331
00:21:31,133 --> 00:21:33,734
MORE THAN I USED TO BE ABLE
TO SAY ABOUT OLD DORIAN.
332
00:21:38,000 --> 00:21:39,566
EXCUSE ME.
- OH YEAH.
333
00:21:39,601 --> 00:21:42,434
MY HUBBIE WANTS A WORD WITH
ME. I'LL BE BACK IN A JIFFY.
334
00:21:42,469 --> 00:21:46,200
HMM, WE'LL
CARRY ON. ALL RIGHT.
335
00:21:47,200 --> 00:21:49,467
HAVE YOU FOUND THE DOG?
- NO.
336
00:21:49,502 --> 00:21:51,132
WELL, WHAT IS IT,
THEN?
337
00:21:51,167 --> 00:21:54,232
I AM MAKING GREAT STRIDES HERE, SOCIALLY.
338
00:21:54,267 --> 00:21:57,265
THERE'S A CHAP OUTSIDE SAYS
HE IS A FRIEND OF BRUCE.
339
00:21:57,300 --> 00:22:00,133
A FRIEND OF BRUCE, ARE YOU SURE?
YOU KNOW HOW GULLIBLE YOU ARE.
340
00:22:00,168 --> 00:22:02,133
HE SAYS HE'S A FRIEND
OF BRUCE.
341
00:22:07,434 --> 00:22:09,833
HE'S NOT
A FRIEND OF BRUCE.
342
00:22:09,868 --> 00:22:11,866
THAT'S SOME OLD TRAMP.
GET RID OF HIM!
343
00:22:11,901 --> 00:22:14,801
HE WAS VERY NICE TO ME. HE
WARNED ME OFF A BED OF NETTLES.
344
00:22:14,836 --> 00:22:16,766
RICHARD,
I WILL NOT HAVE YOU
345
00:22:16,801 --> 00:22:19,933
DISCUSSING NETTLE BEDS
WITH TOTAL STRANGERS.
346
00:22:19,968 --> 00:22:23,400
NOW GET RID OF HIM BEFORE HE HELPS
HIMSELF TO MY CRYSTAL GLASSWARE.
347
00:22:23,435 --> 00:22:26,334
I DON'T BELIEVE THAT- - OH,
RICHARD, I'LL GET RID OF HIM!
348
00:22:29,334 --> 00:22:30,998
BRUCE ISN'T HERE.
349
00:22:31,033 --> 00:22:34,234
WELL, YOU'LL DO!
WHY DON'T I VISIT YOU?
350
00:22:35,868 --> 00:22:37,065
I BEG YOUR PARDON?
351
00:22:37,100 --> 00:22:39,732
YOU ARE
A STEADY CREATURE!
352
00:22:39,767 --> 00:22:42,234
WE DON'T GET MANY OF THOSE AROUND HERE.
353
00:22:42,269 --> 00:22:44,701
BRUCE COMES WITH
THAT SKINNY THING.
354
00:22:44,736 --> 00:22:46,933
THAT "SKINNY THING,"
355
00:22:46,968 --> 00:22:48,634
HAPPENS TO BE
MY SISTER VIOLET.
356
00:22:49,734 --> 00:22:52,501
SWIMMING POOL,
SAUNA, ROOM FOR A PONY.
357
00:22:54,601 --> 00:22:57,567
NOT AS BIG AROUND THE
VERANDA AS YOU THOUGH.
358
00:23:02,067 --> 00:23:05,234
WAIT A MINUTE! WE'RE
JUST GETTING ACQUAINTED.
359
00:23:06,634 --> 00:23:09,968
WHATEVER IS THE MATTER?
- HE INSULTED ME.
360
00:23:10,003 --> 00:23:11,466
WHO DID?
361
00:23:11,501 --> 00:23:14,100
A SUSPICIOUSLY SCRUFFY
FELLOW IN AN OLD HAT.
362
00:23:14,135 --> 00:23:15,934
SOUNDS LIKE
MY DORIAN!
363
00:23:17,901 --> 00:23:20,400
OH, IT IS MY DORIAN!
364
00:23:22,234 --> 00:23:25,033
HE INSULTED YOU?
- WELL, NOT INSULTED-
365
00:23:25,068 --> 00:23:27,132
HE'S NOT DONE THAT
FOR AGES!
366
00:23:27,167 --> 00:23:29,501
HE MUST BE FEELING
HIS OATS AGAIN.
367
00:23:30,534 --> 00:23:32,667
WELL DONE,
OLD THING!
368
00:23:32,702 --> 00:23:34,601
THIS CALLS
FOR A DRINK.
369
00:23:34,636 --> 00:23:37,151
GO ON,
POUR ME ANOTHER.
370
00:23:37,186 --> 00:23:39,667
GO AND GET OLD DORIAN.
371
00:23:39,702 --> 00:23:42,467
BRING HIM IN!
372
00:23:43,467 --> 00:23:45,499
DO AS BUNTY SAYS, DEAR.
373
00:23:45,534 --> 00:23:48,267
FETCH DORIAN,
DON'T KEEP HIM WAITING.
374
00:23:48,302 --> 00:23:50,998
THEY'RE AWFULLY
WELL CONNECTED.
375
00:23:51,033 --> 00:23:54,400
WELL, OFF I GO, TALLY HO!
376
00:23:59,267 --> 00:24:01,717
WAS THAT LADY,
YOUR WIFE?
377
00:24:01,752 --> 00:24:04,167
YES!
- LOTS OF FUN, IS SHE?
378
00:24:05,601 --> 00:24:09,067
I CAN'T SAY I EVER THOUGHT
OF HER IN TERMS OF FUN.
379
00:24:11,100 --> 00:24:13,000
WON'T YOU COME IN?
YOUR WIFE'S HERE.
380
00:24:13,035 --> 00:24:14,866
IS SHE?
381
00:24:14,901 --> 00:24:17,617
HER DOG'S MISSING.
- AHHH!
382
00:24:17,652 --> 00:24:20,334
SHE'S GUN-SHY,
YOU KNOW.
383
00:24:20,369 --> 00:24:22,384
YOUR WIFE?!
384
00:24:22,419 --> 00:24:24,365
IS SHE?
385
00:24:24,400 --> 00:24:27,133
I DON'T THINK SO.
386
00:24:27,168 --> 00:24:29,400
NOT BUNTY.
387
00:24:31,467 --> 00:24:34,032
AND THIS IS
A PHOTOGRAPH
388
00:24:34,067 --> 00:24:38,167
OF THE FIRST CERTIFICATE OBTAINED
BY SHERIDAN FOR PENMANSHIP.
389
00:24:38,202 --> 00:24:41,434
HMM.
- HE HAD A BEAUTIFUL ITALIC HAND!
390
00:24:42,501 --> 00:24:46,132
AND HERE HE IS
WITH HIS FAVORITE TEDDY,
391
00:24:46,167 --> 00:24:51,100
SAYING GOODBYE TO IT,
AS HE LEFT FOR UNIVERSITY.
392
00:24:51,135 --> 00:24:52,866
Both: OHH!
393
00:24:52,901 --> 00:24:55,834
THAT MUST BE MY RICHARD
AND YOUR DORIAN.
394
00:24:55,869 --> 00:24:58,265
OH!
395
00:24:58,300 --> 00:25:02,167
OH, DAMN LEGS!
ALWAYS THE FIRST THING TO GO.
396
00:25:02,202 --> 00:25:04,100
HELP BUNTY,
WILL YOU, RICHARD?
397
00:25:04,135 --> 00:25:06,165
YES, RICHARD.
HELP BUNTY!
398
00:25:06,200 --> 00:25:09,434
I'LL ENTERTAIN THIS
FASCINATING CREATURE, HERE.
399
00:25:09,469 --> 00:25:12,265
OH!
- AH-AH!
400
00:25:12,300 --> 00:25:15,801
GOOD OLD DORIAN
IS BACK ON FORM!
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