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WHAT HAVE YOU GOT?

HEART FAILURE.

THIS CAN'T BE IT-
THIS IS A BILL.

THIS ISN'T IT.

IT SHOULD BE
ON STIFF WHITE CARD

FROM THE LORD CHAMBERLAIN'S OFFICE.
- WHAT SHOULD?

OUR INVITATION
TO THE ROYAL GARDEN PARTY.

MY HUSBAND
HAS RECENTLY RETIRED

AFTER A LIFETIME OF DEVOTED
SERVICE TO THE COMMUNITY.

THAT MEANS AN INVITATION TO THE ROYAL GARDEN PARTY
- BOUND TO.

BOUND TO.

MR. HISLOP AT NUMBER 43

WENT TO THE ROYAL
GARDEN PARTY LAST YEAR.

AND HE ONLY DRIVES
A C REGISTRATION.

ARE YOU SURE THERE'S
NOTHING ELSE IN YOUR BAG?

NOT FOR THIS ADDRESS
MRS. BUCK-

"BOUQUET."

THAT'S VERY STRANGE,

IT MUST BE
LAYING ABOUT SOMEWHERE,

LOST IN THE DEPTHS
OF YOUR SORTING OFFICE.

YOUR HUSBAND RETIRED,
IS HE?

HM-MMM.
- WOW!

IF ANYBODY DESERVES
A GARDEN PARTY...

EXACTLY!

OH, AND WHEN YOU DO
BRING THE INVITATION,

DON'T BEND IT.

I SHALL WANT
TO FRAME IT AFTERWARDS.

NOT FOR MYSELF,
OF COURSE.

BUT IT'S THE KIND OF THINGS
NEIGHBORS LIKE TO SEE.

IS THAT THE LORD
CHAMBERLAIN'S OFFICE?

IT IS? GOOD.

I'D LIKE A WORD WITH
THE LORD CHAMBERLAIN PLEASE.

HE'S NOT THERE?

HAVE YOU ANYONE ELSE THERE
WHO IS IMPORTANT?

SOMEONE IN AUTHORITY?

PLEASE DON'T TROUBLE
HER MAJESTY, OF COURSE.

IT'S ABOUT
MY HUSBAND'S INVITATION

TO THE ROYAL GARDEN PARTY.

IT HASN'T ARRIVED YET.

WOULD YOU WINKLE IT OUT
AND EXPEDITE IT.

"BOUQUET."
B-U-C-K-E-T.

HOW DO I KNOW
HE'S GETTING ONE?

WELL, MR. AND MRS. HISLOP
HAVE BEEN.

I KNOW THEY HAVE A CORGI BUT
THERE MUST BE MORE TO IT THAN THAT.

IF YOU WOULD BE SO KIND,

AS TO MAKE INQUIRIES,

AND WILL YOU RING ME BACK
AS SOON AS POSSIBLE?

I MUST KNOW WHAT COLOR
THE QUEEN WILL BE WEARING.

ONE HAS A DUTY
NOT TO CLASH.

YOU SWINE,
EDGAR!

YOU PROMISED ME YOU'D FINISHED WITH HER.

YOU SAID YOU COULDN'T STAND HER.

AND THE WAY SHE LOOKS,
I FIND THAT ENTIRELY BELIEVABLE.

I BELIEVED YOU, EDGAR.

COULD YOU TURN YOUR ROSE DOWN
A BIT? I CAN'T HEAR THE TELLY.

LISTEN TO ROSE,
I USUALLY DO.

SHE STREETS AHEAD
OF TELLY.

Rose: YOU DON'T EVEN
SOUND LIKE THE SAME PERSON

THAT PROMISED ME UNDYING
LOVE IN THAT BUS SHELTER.

I'M HURT!

YOU'RE TRAMPLING
ON ME, EDGAR.

COULD HE TRAMPLE
A BIT QUIETER?

DO YOU REMEMBER WHEN WE
USED TO GO INTO BUS SHELTERS?

DON'T START GETTING BROODY,
I'VE GOT A HEADACHE.

YOU MIGHT
JUST AS WELL

HAVE TAKEN
MY HEART, EDGAR

AND PLUCKED IT OUT

AND TOSSED IT AWAY!

SOUNDS LIKE
A GOOD IDEA TO ME.

YOU PROMISED ME
YOU'D BE FAITHFUL,

AND THEN
I CATCH YOU

SNEAKING BACK
TO YOUR WIFE.

WELL, IT'S BEEN
A LESSON, EDGAR.

BUT THAT'S IT!
I'VE FINISHED.

I MEAN IT.

I'M GOING BACK
TO BEING A VIRGIN.

I SAY THIS MUCH
FOR YOU, ONSLOW,

YOU'VE ALWAYS BEEN
TOO BONE-IDLE

TO BE UNFAITHFUL
TO ME.

IT JUST GOES TO SHOW,

THERE'S GOOD IN EVERYBODY
IF YOU LOOK FOR IT.

YOU'LL WEAR IT AWAY,
RICHARD.

I KNOW,

HYACINTH LIKES
A CLEAN CAR.

AND I'VE GOT TIME,
YOU SEE.

HOW IS IT GOING?

WELL, YOU KNOW-

I CAN GUESS.

YOU FIND THERE'S TIME
FOR LOTS OF THINKING.

ABOUT WHAT?

OH, THINGS.

WE CAN OFTEN DO THIS, NOW.

LITTLE EDUCATIONAL TRIPS
INTO THE COUNTRYSIDE.

WHAT A MARVELOUS OPPORTUNITY
TO INCREASE OUR KNOWLEDGE

OF LOCAL HISTORY
AND ANTIQUITIES.

SHOULDN'T YOU HAVE
TURNED LEFT THERE?

I DON'T THINK SO.

I EXPECT WE SHOULD HAVE
TURNED LEFT THERE.

Hyacinth:
MIND THE GRASS VERGE.

DON'T GO TOO NEAR
THE GRASS VERGE.

TO THINK WE CAN
OFTEN DO THIS!

I EXPECT WE'LL BECOME
QUITE EXPERT

IN LOCAL HISTORY
AND ANTIQUITIES.

I THINK
I'D LIKE THAT.

I COULD GIVE
A TALK OCCASIONALLY.

I'M SURE
YOU COULD TALK, HYACINTH.

I'M ABSOLUTELY POSITIVE
YOU COULD TALK.

YES, I BELIEVE
I COULD.

MIND THE HORSE!

IT'S IN THE FIELD.

THEY'RE TEMPESTUOUS,
YOU KNOW.

HAVEN'T YOU SEEN THEM
ON TELEVISION?

120 miles an hour...

HANDS UP!
ALL WHO FIND LIFE...

MEANINGLESS.

ANY MORE BEER?

NO.

OH, NICE!

I'M AT THE CROSSROADS.

YOU WOULDN'T BE PASSING
AN OFF-LICENSE, WOULD YOU?

I MEAN
THE BIG CROSSROADS.

DO YOU CONTINUE
WITH YOUR LIFE...

OR DO YOU
JUST GIVE IN?

COULD YOU GO
TO THE OFF-LICENSE FIRST,

THEN STRUGGLE
WITH YOUR LIFE?

YOUR ONSLOW
IS SUCH A PLEB.

WOULD YOU SAY
THAT WAS A YES OR A NO?

THIS IS IT!

THIS MUST BE
THE PLACE.

IRON-AGE REMAINS?

WELL, IT SAYS,

"TAKE THE LANE,

AND IN THE FIELD
OPPOSITE,

ON THE LEFT,

ARE CLEAR TRACES
OF IRON-AGE REMAINS."

THEY DON'T LOOK
VERY CLEAR TO ME.

OH, RICHARD! DON'T BE
SO NEGATIVE, DEAR.

THESE PEOPLE LIVED
A LONG TIME AGO.

YOU CAN'T EXPECT TO FIND
THEIR DWELLINGS INTACT.

I MEAN YOU WOULDN'T FIND
THEIR GARDEN GATES

COMPLETE WITH NUMBERS.

NO, BUT YOU'D THINK
THERE'D BE SOMETHING.

WELL, OBVIOUSLY,
THERE IS SOMETHING

IF WE USE OUR EYES,

AND YOUR BINOCULARS.

THERE!

WHERE?
- THAT LUMP!

THAT COULD BE
A BURIAL SITE.

IT'S A VERY SMALL LUMP.

PERHAPS THEY WEREN'T
VERY LARGE.

IRON-AGE MIDGET REMAINS,
VERY INTERESTING.

IT COULD BE
A NEANDERTHAL BARROW.

IT SAYS
IN THE GUIDE BOOK

THEY HAD BARROWS.

I EXPECT THEY WHEELED
ROCKS ABOUT AND THINGS.

COME ALONG, RICHARD.
AREN'T YOU EXCITED?

YOUR ROSE
IS GONE AGAIN.

SHE'S ALWAYS
FANCIED BLACK.

SHE THINKS
BLACK SUITS HER.

IT DOES.
IT SUITS ME.

WHY ARE YOU
WEARING A VEIL

OVER A NEGLIGEE,
ROSE?

BECAUSE-

IT EXPRESSES
HOW I FEEL SYMBOLICALLY.

HALF DEEPLY-DEPRESSED,

AND HALF YEARNING
FOR EXCITEMENT.

SHE LOOKS LIKE
"THE BRIDE OF FRANKENSTEIN."

BRIDE?

THAT'S A NICE CHANGE.

SHE NEVER USUALLY
GETS PAST GIRLFRIEND.

WHAT WITH HER
AND YOUR HYACINTH,

I'M GLAD YOU'RE NORMAL.

NEVER MIND "NORMAL."

TRY "DESIRABLE."

I TOLD YOU,
I'VE GOT A HEADACHE.

CAN YOU SEE ANYTHING NOW?

I DAREN'T LOOK.

COME ALONG, RICHARD.

USE YOUR EYES.

I DON'T EVEN OPEN THEM,
I DON'T LIKE HEIGHTS!

IT'S AT TIMES LIKE THESE
I MISS MY SHERIDAN.

WHEN DID HE
EVER CLIMB A TREE?

HE WOULD
FOR HIS MOMMY, DEAR.

YES?

YOU'RE NOT
ALL THAT HIGH, DEAR.

THAT'S NOT THE IMPRESSION
YOU GET FROM UP HERE.

SCAN THE COUNTRYSIDE.

LOOK, PARTICULARLY-

FOR EVIDENCES OF MOUNDS
AND DEPRESSIONS.

THE ONLY DEPRESSION IS MINE.

I FEEL EXTREMELY UNSAFE.

REALLY, RICHARD.
HERE WE ARE

IN THE PURSUIT
OF HISTORY,

AND ALL YOU CAN
THINK ABOUT IS YOUR SAFETY.

HOW COULD THAT HIKER
HAVE THE IMPERTINENCE

TO THINK I WAS
TALKING TO A TREE?

HE DIDN'T BELIEVE YOU
WERE UP THERE AT ALL.

WHY DIDN'T YOU ANSWER?

I MUST HAVE BEEN
TOTALLY ENGROSSED

IN LOOKING FOR
IRON-AGE REMAINS.

YOU SHOULD HAVE
ANSWERED.

"LOOK FOR LUMPS
AND DEPRESSIONS," YOU SAID.

I MUST HAVE BEEN
SO HEPPED UP

IN LOOKING FOR LUMPS
AND DEPRESSIONS.

IT WAS VERY
HUMILIATING FOR ME.

MIND THE POTHOLE
IN THE ROAD!

MINDING THE POTHOLE.

NOW THAT WAS FUN.

WASN'T IT, RICHARD?
- YES, DEAR.

I'M GOING TO RING
ELIZABETH,

AND INVITE HER IN
FOR A NICE CUP OF TEA.

WHY DON'T YOU GO
AND GET CHANGED, DEAR,

AND HAVE A LITTLE PUTTER
IN THE GARDEN.

OH, YES, DEAR!

ELIZABETH,
IT'S HYACINTH.

WHY DON'T YOU POP ROUND
FOR A NICE CUP OF TEA, DEAR?

HMM, YOU'RE GOING WHERE?

OH, DON'T WORRY ABOUT THAT,
THEY'LL WAIT FOR YOU.

SHALL WE SAY
FIVE MINUTES?

* I TALK TO THE TREES... *

I WANT TO TALK TO YOU
ABOUT RICHARD.

*... THE STARS,
BUT THEY NEVER HEAR ME *

* THE BREEZE HASN'T TIME
TO STOP AND HEAR WHAT I SAY... *

HAVE YOU NOTICED ANYTHING
DIFFERENT ABOUT RICHARD?

I CAN'T STAY TOO LONG,
HYACINTH,

BECAUSE
I'M SUPPOSED TO BE-

NOT THAT IT MAKES THE
SLIGHTEST DIFFERENCE, OF COURSE.

YOU'LL ENJOY A BREAK
AND A NICE CUP OF TEA.

DO SIT DOWN, ELIZABETH.

WHICH CHAIR,
HYACINTH?

I INSIST YOU POINT ME
TO A CHAIR.

GOOD HEAVENS, ELIZABETH,
SIT WHERE YOU LIKE, DEAR.

EXCEPT THERE!

I THOUGHT I MIGHT LIKE TO SIT THERE.

NOW...

WHAT I WANTED
TO ASK YOU

IS HAVE YOU NOTICED ANYTHING
DIFFERENT ABOUT RICHARD?

DIFFERENT?
- HM-MMM.

HE'S BEHAVING
VERY ODDLY.

ODDLY?
RICHARD?!

NOTHING DRAMATIC-
JUST-

THE LITTLE SIGNS
A WIFE NOTICES.

HE WOULDN'T SPEAK TO ME
WHEN HE WAS UP A TREE.

WHAT WAS HE DOING
UP A TREE?

WELL, I MEAN
- THAT'S NOT THE POINT, DEAR.

ACTUALLY, HE WAS LOOKING
FOR LUMPS AND DEPRESSIONS.

UP A TREE?

HE WAS LOOKING
FOR IRON-AGE REMAINS.

BEAKER OR MY BEST BONE,
DEAR?

OH, A BEAKER.

OTHERWISE WE'LL END UP
WITH CHINA REMAINS.

YOU LOOK VERY PHILOSOPHICAL RICHARD.

I BET EINSTEIN
LOOKED LIKE THAT

ON HIS WAY TO THE THEORY OF RELATIVITY.

RICHARD?

I'VE HEARD OF GNOMES
IN THE GARDEN,

BUT YOU LOOK
ALMOST LIFELIKE.

HELLO, EMMET,

I'M WAITING
FOR THE WEEDS TO GROW.

SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING
A PUTTER IN THE GARDEN,

BUT IT'S NOT BIG ENOUGH
FOR A DECENT POTTER.

OTHERWISE,
HOW IS RETIREMENT GOING?

THIS MORNING WE WENT LOOKING
FOR IRON-AGE REMAINS.

I'M SORRY TO HEAR THAT.
YOU POOR DEVIL.

I EXPECT
TO GET USED TO IT.

NO, NO, RICHARD,
YOU MUSTN'T.

I WENT THROUGH
A BAD PATCH,

AND I FOUND THAT WHAT YOU HAVE
TO DO IS BRING A SENSE OF...

PLAY INTO YOUR LIFE.

MISCHIEF, A LITTLE
IRRESPONSIBILITY.

IT'S EASIER FOR YOU,

YOU CAN PLAY THE PIANO.

SOMETIMES IT WORKS
WONDERS JUST TO BE PLAYFUL

JUST FOR THE HELL
OF IT.

OH-HH.

I'VE FORGOTTEN
THE BISCUITS.

OF COURSE,
IT COULD BE MY IMAGINATION.

NO, I THINK
YOU HAVE FORGOTTEN THEM.

NOT THE BISCUITS,

I WAS TALKING
ABOUT RICHARD.

IT MUST BE
MY IMAGINATION.

HE'S ALWAYS BEEN
SO RELIABLE.

LOOK HOW NICELY
HE KEEPS THE CAR.

BISCUIT?

OH, THANK YOU.

HE WOULDN'T HAVE GOT SO FAR
IN PUBLIC SERVICE, WOULD HE,

IF HE HADN'T BEEN
SUCH A ROCK OF RELIABILITY?

PLATE?

THANK YOU.

BISCUIT?
- YES, OF COURSE.

SUGAR?
- NO. NO SUGAR.

I WAS SAYING AS MUCH
ONLY THIS MORNING

TO THE LORD
CHAMBERLAIN'S OFFICE.

AH-HH!

RICHARD!
RI-RICHARD!

OOOOOOO!

RICHARD! WHO ARE YOU
UPSIDE-DOWN WITH?

I HOPE
IT'S SOMEONE WE KNOW.

EMMET.

HELLO, HYACINTH.

WE WERE JUST SEEING
IF WE COULD STILL DO IT.

RICHARD,

TAKE EMMET IN FOR A CUP
OF TEA, WILL YOU, DEAR?

NOW!
- I THINK I OUGHT TO BE GETTING BACK POSSIBLY.

I'VE GOT
SO MUCH WORK TO DO.

DAISY, ONSLOW!
HOW NICE OF YOU TO DROP IN.

IT'S A PITY
WE'RE JUST GOING OUT.

HOWEVER,
THERE'LL BE OTHER DAYS.

IF WE'RE NOT CAREFUL.

IT'S ROSE!

HER HORMONES
ARE RUNNING RIOT AGAIN.

SHE'S LOCKED HERSELF
IN HER ROOM,

WHICH IS
VERY INCONVENIENT,

AS I'M OUT OF CANS AND
SHE'S GOT THE BOTTLE OPENER.

SUPPOSING SHE HARMS HERSELF
ON THE BOTTLE OPENER?

OR EVEN WORSE,
SUPPOSE SHE LOSES IT?

SHE SENT FOR YOUR VICAR.

OUR VICAR?

SHE SAYS SHE NEEDS
SPIRITUAL COUNSELING.

AS WELL AS
THE BOTTLE OPENER?

THE WAY SHE'S DRESSED,

IT'S THE VICAR IS GOING
TO NEED THE COUNSELING.

IF MY SHERIDAN WERE HERE,
HE'D BE APPALLED.

YOU BETTER COME,
HYACINTH.

CALM HER DOWN.

SHE SOMETIMES
LISTENS TO YOU.

WELL, IT'S MOST
INCONVENIENT

WHEN I AM MENTALLY TUNED
TO IRON-AGE STUDIES.

BUT THE VICAR
MUST BE RESCUED.

OFF YOU GO, THEN.

RICHARD AND I
WILL FOLLOW.

WELL, GO ON. GET THE THING STARTED.

HURRY UP!

MY ECCENTRIC SISTER!

LIKES TO GIVE
THE IMPRESSION SHE IS POOR.

VERY WISE, I THINK.
DON'T YOU? THESE DAYS,

WITH SO MUCH
BURGLARY ABOUT.

I WISH ROSE HAD SETTLED
DOWN AND FOUND A HUSBAND.

ONE OF HER OWN, I MEAN.
NOT SOMEBODY ELSE'S.

I DON'T KNOW WHERE SHE GETS
THESE OUTRAGEOUS HORMONES.

I'M SURE THE REST OF THE
FAMILY IS STABLE HORMONE-WISE.

I'LL SECOND THAT.

AND WHAT AN EXAMPLE
TO SHERIDAN-

AN AUNT
WHO WEARS MINISKIRTS.

I MUST SAY,
SHE'S KEPT HER FIGURE.

I WISH SHE WOULD KEEP IT
AND STOP SHARING IT AROUND.

WATCH THE BICYCLE.
- I'M WATCHING THE BICYCLE.

THERE'S A LORRY COMING, DEAR.
- I'VE NOTICED THAT.

SOUND YOUR HORN.
- THERE'S NO NEED, HE'S TURNED RIGHT.

FOR THE CYCLIST.

DON'T JUST GO TEARING
PAST AND SURPRISING HIM.

LET HIM KNOW WE'RE
COMING. SOUND YOUR HORN.

THEY'RE MY SISTERS,
I LOVE THEM.

I JUST HOPE THEY DON'T OFFER
US A CUP OF TEA, THAT'S ALL.

I LIKE YOUR DAISY, SHE'S
A VERY GENEROUS WARM SOUL.

I LIKE MY DAISY.

I'M JUST NOT PARTICULARLY
FOND OF HER CRACKED MUGS.

I LIKE ROSE,
COME TO THINK OF IT.

WE ALL KNOW YOU LIKE ROSE, RICHARD.

ALL THE MALE SEX LIKES ROSE,
THAT'S HER TROUBLE.

SHE'S ANOTHER
GENTLE SOUL, REALLY,

SHE'S JUST
A BIT MIXED UP.

I WILL NOT HAVE HER GETTING
MIXED UP WITH OUR VICAR.

MOST PEOPLE HAVE
A GREENHOUSE IN THEIR GARDEN.

NOW I WANT YOU TO GO IN FIRST, RICHARD.

MAKE SURE ONSLOW
HAS GOT A SHIRT ON.

YOU KNOW HE WON'T BE
WEARING A SHIRT.

THEN TRY TO MAKE SURE
HE KEEPS HIS BACK TO ME.

OTHERWISE, IT'LL BE LIKE
WATCHING A BAD ITALIAN FILM.

LEAVE IT.
LEAVE IT.

OW-WW!

GOOD DOG.
GOOD DOG.

YOU GO ON IN AND TURN ONSLOW TO THE WALL.

HOW AM I SUPPOSED
TO DO THAT?

RICHARD,
YOU ARE RETIRED, NOW.

YOU HAVE TIME TO WORK THESE
THINGS OUT FOR YOURSELF.

ROSE, DON'T BE SILLY,

YOU CAN'T
TURN BUDDHIST.

I WILL NOT HAVE YOU CHANTING
MANTRAS, IT'LL WAKE DADDY.

HAS SHE GOT A MANTRA?
- HAS SHE GOT A MANTRA?

HAS SHE GOT A MANTRA?
- SHE'S GOT THE BOTTLE OPENER. THAT'S WHAT SHE'S GOT ON.

ROSE, DO STOP
BEING SILLY.

LET ME IN AND
LET'S TALK THIS OVER.

SEND RICHARD IN.
I'LL TALK TO RICHARD.

WHY RICHARD?

BECAUSE I WANT TO GIVE HIM
MY FAREWELL LETTER TO EDGAR.

WELL, PUSH IT
UNDER THE DOOR

I CAN'T.

IT'S 30 PAGES.

I'LL VOLUNTEER,
I DON'T MIND GOING IN.

YOU STAY WHERE YOU ARE.

NOW ROSE,
STOP BEING SILLY,

AND COME OUT HERE AND
WE'LL DISCUSS THINGS CALMLY

OVER A NICE
CUP OF TEA.

IT'LL HAVE TO BE
A MUG.

ON SECOND THOUGHT, ROSE, I
DON'T MEAN A CUP OF TEA AT ALL.

I MEAN PROBABLY
A SMALL SHERRY.

SHERRY?! I CAN'T BELIEVE
THINGS ARE THAT BAD.

HAVEN'T WE GOT
ANY VODKA?

ROSE, I AM
YOUR ELDER SISTER,

AND I INSIST YOU STOP
THIS NONSENSE IMMEDIATELY.

I'LL EXPECT YOU DOWNSTAIRS
IN FIVE MINUTES.

AND WEAR SOMETHING WARM.
COME ON.

FIVE MINUTES!

RICHARD, ISN'T
THE FIVE MINUTES UP, YET?

YEAH, THREE MINUTES AGO.

IT'S ALL GONE
VERY QUIET.

WHAT'S ROSE DOING?

HOW SHOULD I KNOW? THERE'S
NOT A SOUND OF LIFE UP THERE.

QUICK!

OVER TO YOU, DICKIE.

DO BE CAREFUL.

MIND THE DISH!
- YEAH, MIND MY DISH.

THERE YOU ARE,
YOU SEE?

ALL THESE OPERATIONS ARE
QUITE SIMPLE IF YOU STAY ALERT

AND REMEMBER WHAT YOU'RE
DOING. UP YOU GO, RICHARD.

ME? I THOUGHT
YOU WANTED TO GO UP.

RICHARD!

HOW ABOUT YOU, ONSLOW?
- SHE IS YOUR SISTER-IN-LAW.

SHE'S YOURS AS WELL.

OH, YEAH.

GET A MOVE ON, RICHARD.
ROSE NEEDS HELP.

ROSE!

ROSE!

WHAT CAN YOU SEE,
RICHARD?

WHY DID YOU LET GO
OF THE LADDER?

GO OF THE LADDER?

NEXT TIME YOU FALL,
RICHARD,

KINDLY MAKE SURE
YOU INJURE YOURSELF

IN A MORE
GENTLEMANLY WAY.

THERE'S BEEN
A MIRACLE CURE.

HOW DO YOU MEAN?

ROSE LOOKED OUT
OF HER WINDOW

AND SAW YOUR VICAR
COMING UP THE STREET.

RICHARD, FETCH THE CAR.

I'LL INTERCEPT
THE VICAR, COME ON!

OW-OW-OW!

HI, MRS. BUCK- "BOUQUET."
HOW NICE TO SEE YOU.

GLAD I CAUGHT YOU, VICAR.
SAVE YOU A WASTED TRIP.

MY SISTER ROSE
IS FULLY RECOVERED.

AT QUITE HER OLD SELF.
NEEDS NO ATTENTION.

GOOD AFTERNOON.

WHY IS YOUR HUSBAND WALKING
LIKE THAT, MRS. "BOUQUET"?

IT'S EARLY RETIREMENT,
IT AFFECTS THE LEGS.

OH, ALL'S WELL
THAT ENDS WELL.

YOU MUST BE VERY BUSY, VICAR.
MAY WE OFFER YOU A LIFT?

NO, NO THANK YOU,
MRS. BUCKET.

"BOUQUET."

I'LL WALK. THE EXERCISE WILL DO ME GOOD.

THANK GOODNESS,
THAT'S ALL OVER.

KEEP YOU EYE
ON THE ROAD, RICHARD.

SEE YOU
IN CHURCH, VICAR!

CAN I GIVE YOU
A HAND, VICAR?