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BREAKFAST'S ON
THE TABLE, RICHARD!

EARLY RETIREMENT.

WEAR YOUR BEST
SUIT, DEAR.

IT IS
YOUR LAST DAY.

I WANT YOU TO LOOK
PARTICULARLY SMART.

AFTER ALL,
IT'S NOT EVERYONE

WHO GETS OFF
AT EARLY RETIREMENT.

SWAGGER A BIT!

PUT A BIT
OF SWANK ON.

I'M THE LAST PERSON TO PUT
YOURSELF FORWARD, AS YOU KNOW.

BUT I DO THINK
IT WON'T HURT THE NEIGHBORS

TO SEE WHO'S LUCKY ENOUGH TO
GET EARLY RETIREMENT ROUND HERE.

AH, YES, I THOUGHT
I HEARD THE MILKMAN.

HOW? I'D LIKE TO KNOW
HOW YOU HEARD THE MILKMAN?

YOU MUST HAVE RADAR.

NO, THANK YOU.

MY USUAL TWO PINTS AND THE
OCCASIONAL YOGURT WILL BE ALL RIGHT.

OH, YES!
AND ANOTHER THING,

I'M STILL WAITING
FOR AN ANSWER TO MY QUERY.

WHAT QUERY WAS THAT,
MRS. BUCKET?

"BOUQUET."

I WANTED YOUR SUPERIORS
TO FIND OUT

WHICH COW
MY MILK COMES FROM.

I WILL NOT HAVE MY BOTTLES
COMING FROM JUST ANY OLD ANIMAL.

WE PASSED A VERY
PHOTOGENIC HERD RECENTLY,

GRAZING ON THE EARL
OF CRAWFORD'S ESTATE.

WOULD YOU PLEASE
ENSURE THAT IN FUTURE

MY TWO PINTS DAILY
COME FROM THEM?

ALL THE MILK'S BEEN THOROUGHLY
TESTED, MRS. "BOUQUET."

I SHOULD HOPE SO.

JUST REMEMBER THAT
AT LEAST TWO PINTS OF IT

ARE DESTINED FOR SOME
VERY HIGH-QUALITY CHINA.

AND DON'T LET THEM
PERSUADE YOU TO STAY ON.

BE FIRM, RICHARD.

DON'T BE PUSHED AROUND.

RICHARD!

AREN'T WE FORGETTING
SOMETHING?

THAT'S BETTER, DEAR.

AND AS IT'S
YOUR SPECIAL DAY,

YOU CAN KISS ME ON THE
OTHER CHEEK THIS MORNING.

GOODBYE THEN, DEAR.

OFF YOU GO.

RICHARD?!

RICHARD!

RICHARD'S JUST WALKED BACK INTO THE HOUSE.

IT IS HIS HOUSE, LIZ.

NO, NO, NO. HE WAS SUPPOSED
TO BE HEADING FOR WORK.

I DON'T THINK HE KNOWS
WHICH WAY HE'S GOING.

HE'S BEEN ACTING
STRANGELY

EVER SINCE THEY GAVE HIM EARLY RETIREMENT.

I SHOULD THINK
HE HAS, POOR DEVIL.

IMAGINE, ALL DAY AT HOME WITH HYACINTH...

EVERY DAY!

I'D CALL
AMNESTY INTERNATIONAL.

HE JUST KISSED
HYACINTH TWICE,

AND WALKED BACK
INTO THE HOUSE.

ANYONE WHO KISSES
HYACINTH TWICE

IS ENTITLED TO WALK BACK
INTO THE HOUSE.

WELL, BE MORE CAREFUL
IN FUTURE, RICHARD.

LOCKING ME OUT
LIKE THAT.

I'M SORRY,
I WASN'T THINKING.

I WILL NOT HAVE YOU "NOT THINKING"
IN FRONT OF THE NEIGHBORS, RICHARD.

I'M JUST A LITTLE CONFUSED
THIS MORNING.

IT SEEMS SO, DEAR.
- I'M ALL RIGHT NOW.

ARE YOU SURE?
- ABSOLUTELY FINE.

RICHARD!

HELLO, DEAR. WHAT KIND
OF A DAY DID YOU HAVE?

RICHARD.

I THINK YOU OUGHT TO
WALK TO WORK TODAY, DEAR.

OH YES, I WILL.

I'LL WALK
THIS MORNING.

RICHARD!

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

I'M WAITING UNTIL
HYACINTH GOES INSIDE.

AND THEN I CAN
SAFELY GO TO WORK.

OH, EMMET!

ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS SAY
GOOD MORNING AND DON'T STOP.

YOU THINK SO?

SHE'LL SING AT ME.

SHE'LL GIVE ME BROAD HINTS
THAT I OUGHT TO USE HER

IN THE AMATEUR
OPERATIC SOCIETY.

AND MY WORST NIGHTMARE
OF ALL,

SHE'LL INVITE ME
TO A CANDLELIGHT SUPPER.

OH EMMET, JUST PULL
YOURSELF TOGETHER.

SHE'S GONE!

I'M OFF.

* I AM 16 GOING ON 17 *

* FELLOWS WILL FALL
IN LINE... *

YOUR BROTHER'S
VERY FIT FOR HIS AGE.

MISSED HIM, DID YOU?
HE WILL BE SORRY.

I RATHER WANTED
A WORD WITH HIM.

I'M SURE HE'D LOVE
TO HAVE STAYED AND CHATTED.

OF COURSE HE WOULD.

YOU'D BE AMAZED HOW OFTEN HE
THINKS ABOUT YOUR LITTLE CHATS.

BLESS HIM.

I KNOW HOW FOND
HE IS OF ME.

I'LL CATCH HIM LATER.

DO COME IN FOR COFFEE,
ELIZABETH.

N-NOW, HYACINTH?
RIGHT NOW?

YES, DEAR. COME ALONG.

COULD YOU JUST GIVE ME A HAND, HYACINTH?

YES, OF COURSE, DEAR.

DO MAKE YOURSELF
AT HOME, DEAR.

SIT ANYWHERE.

EXCEPT THERE, DEAR.

I THOUGHT I MIGHT USE
THAT ONE FOR A CHANGE.

YOU'LL HAVE A BEAKER,
OF COURSE?

YES, OF COURSE. GOOD LORD,
YES, PLEASE, A BEAKER.

IF YOU INSIST, DEAR.

YOU KNOW, YOU'RE VERY WELCOME
TO MY FINE BONE CHINA.

NO, NO THANK YOU,
A BEAKER.

I THINK
IT'S PROBABLY BEST.

OF COURSE, I SHAN'T LET YOU HAVE
A BEAKER WHEN YOU COME BACK LATER

FOR OUR MORE FORMAL
AFTERNOON TEA.

LATER?
- WHEN YOU'VE TIDIED UP.

TIDIED UP?

I'VE ALMOST FINISHED
MY HOUSEWORK.

NO, NO, NO. I DON'T MEAN THE HOUSEWORK.

I MEAN YOUR HAIR.

IT'S THE SAME
AS ALWAYS.

I THOUGHT
YOU'D AGREE.

OF COURSE, WE SHALL HAVE TO DRESS
UP A LITTLE FOR MY OTHER GUEST.

I HAVE INVITED
MRS. HENDERSON.

YOU'LL LIKE
MRS. HENDERSON!

THEHENDERSONS.

THEHENDERSONS?

YES, DEAR,
THOSE HENDERSONS.

THE FROZEN FOOD PEOPLE.

THEY SAY
HE'S A MILLIONAIRE.

AND ALL
FROM DEAD CHICKENS.

OF COURSE, I'M NOT ONE TO
BE IMPRESSED MERELY BY MONEY,

BUT I JUST
HAPPEN TO KNOW

THAT HE'S LOOKING FOR
SOMEONE TO WORK WITH HIM

IN A SENIOR CAPACITY.

AND OF COURSE, MY RICHARD
WOULD BE IDEALLY QUALIFIED.

FOR DEAD CHICKENS?

I CAN'T SEE RICHARD BEING
VERY HAPPY WITH DEAD CHICKENS.

OH, NO, DEAR, I DON'T THINK
HE'D ACTUALLY BE HANDLING THEM.

NO, RICHARD
WOULD WEAR A SUIT,

AND DO SOMETHING
EXECUTIVE.

CAN ONE DO ANYTHING
EXECUTIVE WITH DEAD CHICKENS?

HE'S DONE IT WITH THE
COUNCIL ALL THESE YEARS.

SO AS YOU CAN SEE,
ELIZABETH,

IT'S VERY IMPORTANT

THAT WE MAKE THE RIGHT
IMPRESSION ON MRS. HENDERSON

AS A FIRST STEP TOWARDS SECURING
RICHARD A SUPERIOR POSITION.

POOR RICHARD!

I'M SURE HE THINKS HE'S
FINISHED WITH WORK ALTOGETHER.

I KNOW HOW MUCH HE'S LOOKING
FORWARD TO BEING AT HOME ALL DAY.

WHAT'S WRONG
WITH MY HAIR?

WELL, THERE'S
NOTHING WRONG, DEAR, NO.

IT JUST
- YOU KNOW, IT JUST NEEDS A LITTLE SOMETHING.

LIKE WHAT?

WELL, NOT THAT, DEAR.

I FOUND THESE
WITH MY THINGS.

I THINK
THEY MIGHT BE YOURS.

HOW DOES ONSLOW
BREATHE UNDER THERE?

IT BEATS ME.

DO YOU SOMETIMES
FIND HIM TURNING BLUE?

ONLY HIS LANGUAGE
OCCASIONALLY.

ARE YOU SURE
IT IS ONSLOW?

IT COULD BE
A TOTAL STRANGER.

NEVER HAS BEEN YET.

OH, NO,
IT IS ONSLOW.

YOU'VE LOST AGAIN.

LISTEN, ROSE, IF YOU'RE GONNA START
COMING IN HERE AT THE CRACK OF DAWN,

THE LEAST YOU COULD DO
IS BRING BREAKFAST.

BUT YOU NEVER EAT
BREAKFAST.

THAT'S ONLY BECAUSE HE TENDS
TO STAY IN BED TILL DINNERTIME.

ON PRINCIPLE. I'VE GOT
NOTHING AGAINST BREAKFAST.

I'D EAT BREAKFAST IF SOMEBODY
BROUGHT IT, WOULDN'T I?

IT'S NOT AGAINST
MY RELIGION OR ANYTHING.

WHAT IS AGAINST
YOUR RELIGION?

GETTING UP
BEFORE DINNERTIME.

I NOTICE
YOU'RE STILL IN BED.

A WIFE'S PLACE
IS BESIDE HER HUSBAND.

OH, THAT'S SO SWEET.

I SOMETIMES WONDER IF I
OUGHT TO GET MARRIED AGAIN.

BUT IT PUTS SUCH A DAMPER
ON YOUR LOVE LIFE.

IT FLARES UP
OCCASIONALLY.

WITH HIM? I'M SURPRISED
HE'S GOT A FLARE LEFT IN HIM.

NOT ONLY DOESN'T
BRING BREAKFAST,

BUT COMES IN
AND INSULTS YOU.

LISTEN, WHEN THE OCCASION CALLS FOR IT,

AS A LOVER,
I'M STILL DYNAMITE!

RATHER A SHORT FUSE
THESE DAYS.

OH, NICE.

TSK, TSK, TSK.

I'M TERRIBLY SORRY,
HYACINTH.

I GET SO NERVOUS
IN YOUR KITCHEN.

I CAN'T IMAGINE WHY,
DEAR.

NOW, YOU MUSTN'T WORRY,
ELIZABETH.

YOU KNOW ME. I'M NOT
ONE TO MAKE A FUSS.

ISN'T THERE ANYTHING
I CAN DO?

NO, OF COURSE NOT,
DEAR.

UNLESS YOU'D LIKE
TO WASH THE RUG.

YES, YES,
I'LL WASH THE RUG.

GIVE ME SOMETHING TO DO WITH MY
HANDS, NOT TO MENTION MY BRAIN.

I SHALL MAKE YOU
ANOTHER COFFEE.

NO, NO, REALLY,
I'D RATHER WASH THE RUG.

ELIZABETH,
I KNOW MY DUTY.

I INVITED YOU FOR COFFEE
AND COFFEE YOU SHALL HAVE.

OH!

CLEAR THAT MESS UP,
WILL YOU, DEAR?

I'LL ANSWER
THE PHONE.

IT'S PROBABLY
SOMEBODY IMPORTANT.

THE "BOUQUET" RESIDENCE,
THE LADY OF THE HOUSE SPEAKING.

OH, IT'S YOU, VIOLET.

IT'S MY SISTER VIOLET.

THE ONE WITH THE SAUNA, AND THE
SWIMMING POOL AND ROOM FOR A PONY.

THEY'VE JUST RETURNED
FROM THEIR VILLA IN IBIZA-

THE ONE WITH GOLD TAPS.

I EXPECT SHE WANTS TO CHAT AND
TELL ME ALL ABOUT THEIR HOLIDAY.

OH, WELL!
- VIOLET, I'M DYING TO HEAR ALL YOUR ADVENTURES.

HYACINTH,
I'LL COME BACK LATER.

NO, NO, NO, DEAR, YOU WON'T HEAR
ANYTHING A FRIEND SHOULDN'T HEAR.

RUN ALONG AND MAKE
YOURSELF SOME MORE COFFEE.

WELL, NOW, VIOLET, HOW
EXPENSIVELY BROWN ARE YOU?

EXHAUSTED?
WHY ARE YOU EXHAUSTED?

OH, BRUCE HAS TAKEN UP
LATIN AMERICAN BALLROOM DANCING.

BUT THAT'S WONDERFUL!

SO STYLISH!

YES, HE MUST LOOK VERY ELEGANT
IN THOSE TIGHT TROUSERS.

YOU'RE WEARING THE TIGHT TROUSERS,
BRUCE IS WEARING THE SEQUINS?

JUST A MINUTE, WILL YOU, DEAR?
JUST A MINUTE.

ELIZABETH!
- I'M GOING TO POP HOME AND GET SOME CARPET CLEANER.

ALL RIGHT THEN, DEAR.
BUT DON'T BOTHER TO COME BACK.

OH NO, WAIT! YOU SEE, THERE'S
A SLIGHT STAIN ON THE RUG.

IS THERE? GOOD. I'M SORRY
YOU'VE GOT TO RUSH, DEAR.

AND JUST AS WE WERE HAVING
A JOLLY TIME MOPPING UP.

BUT HYACINTH!
- ALL GOOD THINGS COME TO AN END.

COME BACK THIS AFTERNOON,
WHEN MRS. HENDERSON COMES.

AND WEAR SOMETHING SMART
FOR ME, DEAR.

YES, ALL RIGHT, I'LL
SEE YOU LATER, MY DEAR.

YES, GOODBYE.
I'M SORRY ABOUT THAT.

IT WAS
RATHER IMPORTANT.

WELL, NOW, RICHARD,

WE'RE ALL GONNA BE VERY SAD
TO LOSE YOU, YOU OLD DOG.

I ONLY WISH THAT THEY'D PENCILED
ME IN FOR EARLY RETIREMENT.

THERE'S NO POINT DRAGGING OUT
THESE FAREWELL SCENES.

BEST TO GET THEM OVER WITH AS
QUICKLY AS POSSIBLE, I ALWAYS SAY.

WELL, GOODBYE,
RICHARD OLD BOY.

THINK OF US WHEN YOU'RE OUT
THERE ENJOYING YOUR FREEDOM.

GOODBYE.
NOW, WHERE WAS I?

I COULD COME IN
THE ODD AFTERNOON.

NO, NO, NO.
NO, NO.

MAKE A CLEAN BREAK.
BEST WAY, I ALWAYS THINK.

UNLESS, OF COURSE,
MORNINGS WOULD BE BETTER.

INSIDE A WEEK, YOU WILL HAVE
FORGOTTEN ALL ABOUT US. CHEERIO!

I'LL DO ANYTHING.

YOU WON'T HAVE
TO KEEP ME AT MY OLD GRADE.

NO, LOOK.
I'M SORRY, RICHARD.

I DON'T THINK I'D BE TOO
PROUD TO POP IN FOR A POTTER,

IF EVER YOU NEED
A GOOD POTTER.

WELL, THANK YOU,
RICHARD.

MORNINGS
OR AFTERNOONS.

ANDAFTERNOONS.

GOODBYE, RICHARD.

HELLO? IS THAT
THE PRIME MINISTER'S OFFICE?

WOULD YOU PUT ME THROUGH TO THE
PRIME MINISTER'S OFFICE, PLEASE?

MMM-HMM, THANK YOU.

* I VOW TO THEE,
MY COUNTRY *

* ALL EARTHLY THINGS- *

AH, FINALLY!

IT'S WORSE THAN TRYING TO GET
THROUGH TO BRITISH RAIL ENQUIRIES.

IS CONFIDENTIAL,

SO I WISH TO BE PUT THROUGH
TO SOMEONE IMPORTANT.

THAT IS TO SAY,
NOT A MINOR FUNCTIONARY.

I WILL NOT BE FOBBED OFF
WITH A MINOR FUNCTIONARY.

HMM?
MY NAME IS "BOUQUET."

B-U-C-K-E-T, MM-HMM.

I TOLD YOU THE MATTER
IS CONFIDENTIAL.

* AND SOUL BY SOUL
AND SILENTLY- *

AH! HELLO!
AND YOU ARE?

THIRD PRIVATE SECRETARY.

WHO DOES ONE HAVE TO BE
TO GET THROUGH TO TWO AND ONE?

WELL, I'M VERY GLAD
THEY'RE BUSY.

THE STATE THINGS ARE IN,
SO THEY SHOULD BE.

YES, YES,
YOU CAN HELP ME.

I'D LIKE
A LITTLE ADVANCE INFORMATION

ABOUT THE HONORS LIST.

MY HUSBAND IS RETIRING

AFTER A LIFETIME
OF PUBLIC SERVICE.

AND I AM ASSUMING,
OF COURSE,

THERE WILL BE SOMETHING
FOR HIM IN THE HONORS LIST.

I KNOW YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED
TO BLURT THESE THINGS OUT,

BUT A LITTLE HINT
IN THE STRICTEST CONFIDENCE

WOULD BE
GREATLY APPRECIATED.

I DON'T WANT TO HAVE TO LEARN
ABOUT IT FROM THE NEWSPAPERS.

AS A METICULOUS HOSTESS,

I'D LIKE TO BE PREPARED.

IT'S GOING TO MEAN
REDECORATING FOR A START.

PHONE'S RINGING.

IT'LL BE FOR OUR ROSE.
IT'S ALWAYS FOR OUR ROSE.

WHILE YOU'RE UP ANSWERING THE
PHONE, COULD YOU GET ME ANOTHER BEER?

YES? WHO?

I'M SORRY, I CAN'T HEAR
FOR THE TELEVISION.

ONSLOW!

I CAN'T HEAR THE PHONE
CALL FOR THE TELEVISION.

THEN TURN IT DOWN.

THAT'S
THE PRACTICAL SOLUTION.

WHY IS IT WOMEN
NEVER THINK PRACTICALLY?

EXCUSE ME A MOMENT,

BUT THERE'S A FAULT AT THIS END
AND IT WON'T GET OUT OF IT'S CHAIR.

AND YOU SHOULD SEE
THE CHAIR.

WE USED TO HAVE A NICE
SUITE THAT MY SISTER GAVE US,

TILL HE GOT
AN OFFER FOR IT.

I COULDN'T GET
COMFY ON IT.

FELT LIKE SITTING
ON YOUR HYACINTH.

ABOUT TIME
WE HAD A REMOTE.

SAVE YOU
ALL THAT RUNNING ABOUT.

YOU'RE GETTING
REALLY THOUGHTFUL, ONSLOW.

YOU'RE JUST AN OLD...

CUDDLY SOFTIE.

COME ON, KEEP YOUR VOICE DOWN.
WE DON'T WANT EVERYONE TO KNOW.

I THINK
YOU'RE MAGIC, ONSLOW!

WHEN YOU GET ME THAT BEER,
WE'LL DRINK TO THAT.

SORRY ABOUT THAT.

YES, OF COURSE, I WILL.
OH, JUST A MOMENT.

TA.

OY!

ROSE, PHONE!

COMING!

THERE SHE GOES AGAIN,
PLAYING HARD TO GET.

IS IT ROGER?
I BET IT'S ROGER.

OH GOD, IF IT'S ROGER!

WHAT'S MY HAIR LIKE?

I CAN'T SPEAK TO HIM
LIKE THIS.

ELIZABETH!

DEAR!

DID YOU DROP THEM?

NEVER MIND.

I NEED YOUR OPINION
FOR A MOMENT.

WILL YOU COME IN,
ELIZABETH?

NOW?

YES, DEAR, NOW.

COULD YOU JUST GIVE ME A HAND, HYACINTH?

YES, OF COURSE, DEAR.
COME ALONG!

I'M NOT REALLY DRESSED
FOR VISITING.

AS IF THAT MATTERS
BETWEEN FRIENDS.

TAKE YOUR SHOES OFF,
DEAR.

I'M SURPRISED YOU WANT
MY OPINION, HYACINTH...

ABOUT ANYTHING.

I SEEM TO GO TO PIECES
ON THESE PREMISES.

DO YOU, DEAR?
THAT'S NICE.

YOU NEVER LISTEN
ANYWAY.

HAVE YOU?
HOW INTERESTING.

NOW, LOOK,
I WAS WONDERING

IF I SHOULD PRESS
MRS. HENDERSON

TO TAKE A LITTLE SHERRY
WITH HER LIGHT REFRESHMENTS,

OR SHALL I STICK TO TEA?

AND YOU REALLY VALUE
MY OPINION?

CERTAINLY I DO.

WELL...

I THINK TEA.

NO, YOU'RE WRONG THERE, DEAR.
I THINK SHERRY.

NOW, THIS IS
THE BIG TEST.

AS SOON AS I TAKE MY HANDS
AWAY AND OPEN THIS DOOR,

GIVE ME YOUR HONEST OPINION,
ELIZABETH. HERE WE GO.

YOU GOT THE STAIN OUT
WHERE I SPILT THE COFFEE?

NO, NO, NO, THE TRAY!
LOOK AT THE TRAY.

MY LITTLE SELECTION OF
CANAPE�S AND THINGS TO NIBBLE.

OH, YES.
DELICIOUS?

OOH, I KNEW YOU'D AGREE,
DEAR. NOW, COME ALONG.

WE HAVEN'T GOT MUCH TIME IF YOU'RE GOING
TO MAKE YOURSELF NICE FOR MRS. HENDERSON.

YOU'VE GOT YOUR WORK CUT OUT.
REALLY YOU HAVE, DEAR.

OH, ROGER, I'M NOT
THAT KIND OF GIRL!

HOW LONG IS YOUR ROSE GONNA
BE LYING ON THAT TELEPHONE?

HOW SHOULD I KNOW?

OH, THAT'S A WICKED THING
TO SAY, ROGER,

TO A WOMAN
OF MY INEXPERIENCE.

I HOPE HE KNOWS WHAT HE'S LETTING
HIMSELF IN FOR, THIS POOR PRAT.

YOU SHOULDN'T LISTEN IN TO
OTHER PEOPLE'S CONVERSATIONS.

SHE'LL ROSE HIM TO DEATH.
IT'S INHUMAN.

WELL, YES,
I'LL MEET YOU

IF YOU PROMISE
NOT TO PUT ME UNDER

ANY SORT OF PRESSURE.

WELL, YES, I SUPPOSE I COULD
FOR AN HOUR THIS AFTERNOON.

YOU-
YOU'LL PICK ME UP?

WHERE?

ROGER,

AS YOU KNOW,
I LIVE WITH MY SISTER HYACINTH.

I'LL GIVE YOU THE ADDRESS.

LET'S BEHAVE, YOU GIRL.
DON'T LET ME DOWN.

STOP IT, OLIVE!
OLIVE, STOP IT!

COME HERE.

DON'T SHOW ME UP!

WILL YOU COME BACK HERE?
NO! STEADY, STEADY, OLIVE.

OLIVE! STOP IT, OLIVE.
WILL YOU BE STEADY NOW?

COME ON,
STEADY THERE, OLIVE.

STOP! HERE WE ARE.
HERE NOW, OLIVE. COME BACK!

NOT THAT WAY.
COME HERE. COME HERE.

YOU'RE IN THE WRONG WAY.
COME ON, THIS WAY, THIS WAY!

GOOD DOG,
THAT'S BETTER.

GOOD DOG, GOOD DOG,
GOOD DOG.

COME ON, COME ON,
COME ON, THAT'S IT.

OLIVE! OLIVE, COME ON!

OLIVE!
COME ALONG, OLIVE.

OLIVE!

LAST CHANCE, GIRL.
YOU'RE MAKING ME ANGRY.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

IT'S ALL RIGHT,
I'VE CALLED FOR ROSE.

ROSE?

TELL HER IT'S ROGER.

ROSE ISN'T HERE.

PLEASE TAKE THAT THING
OUT OF MY DRIVEWAY.

THING?
I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW,

THIS IS
A PEDIGREED THING.

WILL YOU KINDLY
REMOVE IT?

THIS IS
A PRIVATE DRIVEWAY,

AND I AM EXPECTING
COMPANY AT ANY MINUTE.

COME ON, OLIVE.

WE'LL COME BACK WHEN
ROSIE'S MOTHER HAS GONE AWAY.

CAN'T YOU MOVE IT?

OF COURSE
I CAN MOVE IT.

YOU'RE GIVING THE IMPRESSION
THAT YOU CAN'T MOVE IT.

SHE GETS LIKE THIS
SOMETIMES-

WHEN SHE'S UPSET.

OLIVE!

YOU CAN'T
LEAVE HER HERE.

I'LL BE BACK.
- WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

THE LITTLE DOG WHO LIVES
AT THE END OF THE ROAD

SHE ALWAYS PLAYS
WITH IN THE PARK.

SHE'LL MOVE
WHEN SHE SEES HIM.

HOW LONG WILL YOU BE?

I'LL BE BACK
AS SOON AS I CAN.

IN THE MEANTIME,
DON'T FEED HER.

I'VE NO INTENTION
OF FEEDING HER.

GO!

YOU CAN'T
STAY HERE. GO!

HYACINTH!
I'M GLAD YOU'VE CALLED.

YOU WANTED ME
TO BE SMART.

DOES THIS MEET
WITH YOUR APPROVAL?

YES IT'S VERY NICE, DEAR.

WILL YOU GIVE ME
A HAND?

SOME FOOL'S LEFT HALF A CAMEL
OR SOMETHING ON MY DRIVEWAY.

I WILL NOT HAVE IT ON MY DRIVEWAY,
WHEN MRS. HENDERSON ARRIVES.

YOU WANT ME TO HELP YOU
MOVE IT DRESSED LIKE THIS?

I DON'T THINK IT WILL CARE
HOW YOU'RE DRESSED, DEAR.

YOU SEE? HALF A CAMEL!
- AND A MAJOR HALF.

IF WE COULD JUST
GET IT INTO THE STREET.

CAN WE JUST PARK IT
IN THE STREET?

I HAVE NO MONEY FOR A METER.

HOW ARE WE GOING
TO MANAGE THIS?

I THINK
THE BEST THING

IS IF YOU PUSH
AND I'LL STEER.

JUST LET ME GET
A GOOD GRIP.

PAY ATTENTION,
DOG!

OFF WE GO, THEN.

ARE YOU PUSHING, DEAR?

I'M TRYING, HYACINTH.

THERE SEEMS TO BE
AN AWFUL LOT OF DOG.

I THINK WE'RE
WINNING, DEAR.

OOH!

BE WITH YOU IN A MOMENT,
MRS. HENDERSON.

OH, MRS. HENDERSON.
DON'T WORRY, MRS. HENDERSON.

I'M SURE SHE'LL BE BACK QUITE... SOON.