All language subtitles for Keeping.Up.Appearances.2x08.The.Toy.Store.DVDRip.DivX-Tishbite75

TRY NOT TO MAKE A NOISE
IN THE BATHROOM, DEAR.

DID YOU SAY SOMETHING?

I SAID TRY NOT TO MAKE A
NOISE IN THE BATHROOM, RICHARD.

WAS I MAKING A NOISE?

LOOK, I DON'T WISH
TO DWELL ON IT, DEAR,

BUT IT'S ALWAYS BEEN
A PRINCIPLE OF MINE

THAT BATHROOMS SHOULD BE
SEEN AND NOT HEARD.

ONSLOW?
- HMM?

WHAT'S LIMPID?

WHAT?!

WHAT'S LIMPID-
AS IN,

"HE GAZED INTO HER
LIMPID EYES."

L-I-M-P-I-D.

LIMPID EYES.

THAT'S WHAT IT
SAYS HERE.

ALMOST CERTAINLY
A DISEASE OF THE RETINA.

LITTLE SCABS
ON THE RETINA.

YOU GET IT FROM READING
TOO MANY LIBRARY BOOKS

AND IGNORING CLOSE RELATIVES
WHO ARE DYING FOR A CUP OF TEA.

YOU MADE ALL THAT UP,
DIDN'T YOU?

YOU SAY THAT TO ME,

A REGULAR VIEWER
OF "THE OPEN UNIVERSITY"?

YOU'RE FULL OF FLANNEL,
ONSLOW.

AH, YES,
BUT EDUCATED FLANNEL.

FLANNEL UP
TO DEGREE STANDARD.

WELL, CLEARLY YOU
UNDERSTAND ALL THIS,

AND THANK YOU FOR CALLING
AND TRYING TO EXPLAIN

THESE INTRICATE
LIFE INSURANCE DETAILS.

IT'S BEEN
A PLEASURE, MADAM.

YOU'VE BEEN A VERY
PATIENT CONSULTANT.

YES, INDEED.

I'M AFRAID MOST OF IT
WASHES OVER ME,

BUT I SHALL CHECK IT ALL
WITH MY SON SHERIDAN.

HE'S THE WIZARD
AT DETAIL.

I DID MENTION SHERIDAN, DIDN'T I?
- YES, MADAM.

ONE OF THE MOST BRILLIANT
MINDS OF HIS GENERATION

AND STILL NOT TOO PROUD
TO LOVE HIS MOMMY.

YES, WELL,
I MUST BE GOING.

I'VE GOT ANOTHER APPOINTMENT,
IN FACT, I SHOULD BE THERE-

HE'S AT UNIVERSITY,
YOU KNOW.

I SHALL SCRUTINIZE
IT ALL WITH HIM

AND IF HE SAYS, "YES, GO
AHEAD WITH THE POLICY,"

THEN I SHALL, OF COURSE,
BE IN TOUCH WITH YOU.

YOU'RE HALFWAY THERE, REALLY.
- OH, THANK YOU.

I DID ENJOY
OUR LITTLE CHAT.

THOUGH I'VE FORGOTTEN
MOST OF IT, I HAVE TO ADMIT.

BUT NOT TO WORRY,

SHERIDAN WILL TAKE ME
THROUGH IT, STEP BY STEP.

COME ALONG, I THOUGHT
YOU WERE IN A HURRY.

I DO LIKE FIRMS

WHO EMPLOY PEOPLE
WHO WEAR HATS.

IT'S VERY REASSURING
TO BE SOLICITED

BY A GENTLEMAN
WEARING A HAT.

GOODBYE.

SILLY BILLY,
YOU NEARLY FORGOT YOUR HAT.

FINANCE
AND GENERAL PURPOSES.

OH, IT'S YOU,
HYACINTH.

NO, OF COURSE I'M
PLEASED TO HEAR FROM YOU,

I DIDN'T MEAN IT
LIKE THAT.

IT WASN'T INTENDED
TO BE A CRITICAL TONE.

PERHAPS A SMALL ELEMENT
OF SURPRISE, THAT'S ALL.

AH, I'M
SITTING HERE

BURIED UNDER
DEPARTMENTAL PRINTOUTS.

YOU HAD A NICE YOUNG MAN
SELLING YOU WHAT?

WELL, DO WE NEED
ANY MORE INSURANCE?

WHY ASK SHERIDAN?

WHAT DOES SHERIDAN
KNOW ABOUT-?

NO, OF COURSE I'M NOT
CRITICIZING SHERIDAN.

HEAVEN FORBID, BUT-

WELL, IT'S JUST THAT FINANCE
ISN'T REALLY HIS GIFT,

OR WHY IS HE TAKING
NEEDLEWORK AS A MAJOR SUBJECT?

AND SHOULD WE BE THINKING
ABOUT ANY MORE INSURANCE

WHEN THERE'S A POSSIBILITY THAT I
MAY HAVE TO TAKE EARLY RETIREMENT?

OH, YE GODS,

EARLY RETIREMENT!

RICHARD?!

RICHARD, YOU'VE STOPPED
LISTENING, I CAN FEEL IT.

OH.

OH, ELIZABETH DEAR,
DO COME IN.

I'M ON THE TELEPHONE.
- OH.

BUT DON'T LET
THAT WORRY YOU.

I'M NOT STOPPING, I JUST WONDERED IF
THERE WAS ANYTHING YOU WANTED FROM TOWN.

THAT'S VERY KIND
OF YOU.

JUST WAIT FOR A MINUTE,
WILL YOU,

WHILE I TRY TO REESTABLISH
CONTACT WITH MY HUSBAND?

HAS HE LEFT THE OFFICE?
- I THINK HE'S LEFT THE PLANET.

IT'S THE PROSPECT
OF EARLY RETIREMENT.

BUT I'VE TOLD HIM-

IT'S GOING
TO BE WONDERFUL FOR US

TO BE ABLE TO SPEND
SO MUCH MORE TIME TOGETHER.

RICHARD?!

COME BACK TO US,
RICHARD!

HE'S NOT LISTENING.

IF THERE'S ONE THING
IRRITATES ME MORE THAN ANOTHER,

IT'S PEOPLE
NOT LISTENING.

OH, YOU'LL NEVER GUESS
WHO I SAW THIS MORNING.

DID YOU, DEAR?
THAT'S NICE.

RICHARD?!

OH, I CAN'T UNDERSTAND
WHAT'S GOT INTO HIM.

OTHER PEOPLE REMAIN CALM
ABOUT EARLY RETIREMENT.

MY BROTHER-IN-LAW
ONSLOW'S BEEN

TAKING IT IN HIS STRIDE
FOR YEARS.

DAD'S GONE OFF!

WHAT DO YOU MEAN,
"HE'S GONE OFF"?

HE'S BEEN PAST HIS
SELL-BY DATE FOR YEARS.

HE'S NOT THERE!
THAT'S HOW HE'S GONE OFF!

HE'S NOT IN HIS ROOM,
HE'S MISSING.

WELL, HE'S NOT
A PRISONER.

WE CAN'T CHAIN
HIM UP ALL DAY.

I SHOULD THINK NOT
- MAKE HIS POOR OLD EYES GROW LIMPID.

YOU'D BETTER FIND HIM BEFORE
HE GETS UP TO SOME MISCHIEF

THAT OUR HYACINTH
HEARS ABOUT.

WHY SHOULD HE GET UP
TO ANY MISCHIEF?

AT A ROUGH GUESS, I'D SAY,
BECAUSE IT'S MORE FUN

THAN JUST SITTING THERE
PLAYING WITH HIS PAJAMA CORDS.

WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO?!
- IF I EVER GET SENILE, DAISE,

PROMISE YOU'LL NOT LET ME
BECOME A VIRTUOSO

ON THE PAJAMA CORD.

YOU NEVER
WEAR PAJAMAS.

ISN'T THAT UNCANNY?

EDUCATION'S
A WONDERFUL THING.

OH, DAISY!

RICHARD, I'M GETTING
PHONE CALLS FOR YOU.

PEOPLE SAY YOUR LINE'S
ALWAYS BUSY.

RICHARD, ARE YOU ON THE
PHONE OR NOT ON THE PHONE?

RICHARD!

HMMM?
- IS THERE STILL SOMEONE ON THE OTHER END

OR ARE YOU JUST HOLDING IT
FOR DISPLAY PURPOSES?

THE OTHER END?

OH MY GOD, HYACINTH.
SHE'LL KILL ME!

HELLO, I WAS JUST CALLED AWAY
THERE FOR A MINUTE.

HYACINTH?

SHE'S HUNG UP.

RICHARD,
ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?

OF COURSE, FRANK,
I'M FINE.

FINE.

WHAT'S THE MATTER
WITH IT?

IT WON'T GO, THAT'S WHAT'S
THE MATTER WITH IT.

DO SOMETHING BEFORE
HYACINTH COMES OUT.

I'M DOING MY BEST.

OH, IT'S TOO LATE.

NOW, DON'T LET'S HAVE ANY
UNPLEASANTNESS. JUST KEEP YOUR TEMPER.

HAVING TROUBLE?

NO, WE'RE JUST SITTING HERE
TALKING TO THE ENGINE.

I SUPPOSE IT'S BOUND
TO HAPPEN WITH THESE OLD CARS.

IT'S NOT THAT OLD!

TEMPER, TEMPER.

OH, ISN'T IT, DEAR?

I'M SURE
YOU SHOULD KNOW.

I'VE PUT THE KETTLE ON, SO
COME IN AND RING YOUR GARAGE MAN

THEN HAVE A COFFEE
TILL HE ARRIVES.

I KNEW SHE'D COME OUT!
- NOW, DON'T BE UNKIND.

SHE'S INVITED YOU
FOR COFFEE.

I CAN'T TELL YOU WITH
WHAT BLISS THAT FILLS ME.

OLD CAR!

DON'T DROP IT.

NOW, THIS IS THE CUP THAT
WAS AWARDED TO SHERIDAN

FOR DOING A WIDTH,
DOGGIE PADDLE.

HE WAS ONLY 12
AT THE TIME.

MIND YOU, HE WAS
VERY TALL FOR HIS AGE.

WE WERE HOLIDAYING FOR A
FORTNIGHT ON THE CORNISH RIVIERA.

AND THIS IS
THE CERTIFICATE

THAT WAS PRESENTED
TO SHERIDAN

FOR COLLECTING
SEASHELLS.

HE USED TO BRING HIS
MOMMY THE PRETTIEST ONES.

HE STILL REMEMBERS
ALL THE LATIN NAMES.

THAT MUST BE
VERY HANDY.

HOW'S-HOW'S SHERIDAN DOING
AT THE POLY, HYACINTH?

IT'S UNIVERSITY STANDARD,
YOU KNOW.

BRILLIANTLY!

THOUGH HE'D BE VERY CROSS
WITH ME FOR TELLING YOU SO.

LIKE HIS MOMMY,
HE'S MODEST TO A FAULT.

HAS HE GOT
A GIRLFRIEND YET?

NO, HE HAS NOT,
HE'S THERE TO STUDY.

I KEEP TELLING HIM,
"SHERIDAN,

FIRST CARVE OUT A BRILLIANT
CAREER FOR YOURSELF,

AND THEN THINK
ABOUT GIRLS."

THE PROPER SORT,
OF COURSE.

SOMEONE LIKE MOMMY?

OH, EXCUSE ME.

THAT COULD VERY WELL
BE SHERIDAN NOW.

THE "BOUQUET" RESIDENCE,

THE LADY OF THE HOUSE
SPEAKING.

OH, IT'S YOU,
VIOLET.

IT'S MY SISTER VIOLET,

THE ONE WITH HER OWN
MERCEDES,

SWIMMING POOL
AND ROOM FOR A SAUNA.

Liz and Emmet: YES!

HELLO, VIOLET DEAR,
HOW ARE YOU?

I'VE GOT ELIZABETH
AND EMMET HERE.

YOU REMEMBER ELIZABETH
FROM NEXT DOOR?

HER HUSBAND WORKS
ABROAD SOMEWHERE-

ONE OF THOSE
ARAB COUNTRIES.

YES, YOU MET HER AT ONE
OF MY CANDLELIGHT SUPPERS,

SHE DROPS THINGS.

SHE'S HERE
WITH HER BROTHER EMMET.

HE'S DIVORCED
BUT I CAN'T IMAGINE WHY-

HE PLAYS THE PIANO
SO BEAUTIFULLY.

YES, HE'S VERY MUSICAL.

HE RUNS THE LOCAL
AMATEUR OPERATIC SOCIETY.

NO, HE HASN'T
TALKED ME INTO IT, YET.

BUT THAT'S ENOUGH OF MY
GOSSIP, DEAR, HOW ARE YOU?

OH, MY WORD!

VIOLET'S BRUCE IS
OPENING NEW OFFICES!

OH, REALLY!

VIOLET THINKS BRUCE
WILL PROBABLY

BE MADE PRESIDENT
OF HIS LOCAL ASSOCIATION!

OOOHHH!

VIOLET THINKS BRUCE
IS HAVING AN AFFAIR WITH-

HIS SECRETARY?

VIOLET, HOW DO YOU KNOW
HE'S HAVING AN AFFAIR, DEAR?

NOW LOOK, YOU CAN'T RUIN
A PERFECTLY GOOD MARRIAGE,

AND JEOPARDIZE
YOUR MERCEDES,

ON ACCOUNT OF SOME
UNFOUNDED SUSPICIONS.

LIPSTICK ON HIS JACKET?

BUT HE COULD HAVE JUST
BRUSHED ACCIDENTALLY PAST-

ON HIS PAJAMA JACKET?

WELL, YOU SHOULD BE GLAD
HE WAS WEARING PAJAMAS.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN, I SHOULD
SEE WHAT HE'S WEARING NOW?

HE'S DRESSED
AS A JOCKEY

RIDING ABOUT ON A HORSE
CALLED THUNDERBOLT?

NOW LOOK,
VIOLET DEAR,

I KNOW HE'S A TURF ACCOUNTANT
BUT IS IT REALLY NECESSARY

TO DO HIS OWN
ADVERTISING?

COULDN'T HE GET
SOMEBODY ELSE

TO DRESS AS A JOCKEY
AND RIDE ABOUT ON THUNDERBOLT?

WHAT ABOUT
THAT SECRETARY?

SHE SEEMS TO BE WILLING
TO TAKE ON EXTRA DUTIES.

I'M SORRY, DEAR, I WAS
ONLY TRYING TO BE HELPFUL.

WHO'S GONNA TELL HER?
- YOU TELL HER, YOU'RE THE ELDEST.

SHE'S THE ELDEST,
I'M ONLY THE SECOND ELDEST.

THERE YOU ARE, THEN.
- I'LL TELL HER.

YOU'LL BE
TOO BLUNT.

ARE YOU SUGGESTING
I LACK TACT?

JUST 'CAUSE
I LOVE YOU,

IT DOESN'T BLIND ME
TO YOUR FAULTS.

WHAT FAULTS?
- OH, COME ON.

LET'S GET IT
OVER WITH!

OH, I SHOULD'VE
TIDIED UP.

YOU LOOK ALL RIGHT TO ME.
- DO I?

OH, ONSLOW.

OH.

BE WITH YOU
IN A MINUTE.

WELL, NOW YOU'VE
FINISHED YOUR COFFEE,

YOU'LL BE WANTING TO GET
BACK TO YOUR BROKEN CAR.

DON'T LET ME
DETAIN YOU.

NO!
NOT THAT WAY

NO, I THINK WE'LL GO OUT THROUGH
THE BACK DOOR. IT MAKES A CHANGE.

YOU MUSTN'T BE LATE
FOR YOUR GARAGE MAN.

I'LL SHOW YOU WHERE I THINK
I'VE SEEN A WREN.

I'M SURE IT WAS A WREN. I SAID TO
RICHARD, "RICHARD, THAT'S A WREN!"

YOU KNOW
WHAT I THINK?

I THINK SHE DOESN'T
WANT US IN.

DID YOU GET THE IMPRESSION
SHE DOESN'T WANT US IN?

DON'T STAND THERE,
COME IN.

I THINK SHE DOES-
I THINK SHE WANTS US IN.

REALLY WANTS
US IN.

WHERE DID YOU
PARK THE CAR?

OH, NICE AND CLOSE,
I SEE.

NOW MIND THE WALLS.
KEEP ONSLOW OFF MY WALLS.

I REMEMBER THE LAST TIME HOW
HE CAME OFF ON MY WALLPAPER.

MIND THE WALLS,
ONSLOW.

OH, NICE. DO I LOOK LIKE SOMEBODY
WHO COMES OFF ON WALLPAPER?

HOW'S THAT MUSICAL
NEIGHBOR OF YOURS,

THE ONE
THAT'S DIVORCED?

MR. HAWKSWORTH?
HE'S FINE.

HE MUST BE LONELY.

I BET HE NEEDS
SOMEBODY SYMPATHETIC-

WITH LIMPID EYES.

WOULD YOU ALL
LIKE A COFFEE?

HAVEN'T YOU GOT ANYTHING STRONGER?
- ONSLOW, YOU'RE DRIVING.

WE'D LOVE
A COFFEE.

YOU'LL HAVE A BEAKER OF COURSE, ONSLOW.
- OF COURSE.

TELL HER!
- YOU TELL HER!

ONE OF YOU TELL HER.
HE'S YOUR FATHER.

DADDY?
WHAT'S WRONG WITH DADDY?

A MIXTURE
OF EXPENSIVE TASTES

AND SECOND
CHILDHOOD.

HE'S ALL RIGHT.
HE'S PERFECTLY HAPPY.

POOR DADDY,
ONCE SUCH A BRILLIANT MIND.

WHEN?

HE SNEAKED OUT THIS MORNING
AND WENT SHOPPING.

GOOD GRACIOUS!
WE CAN'T BEGRUDGE DADDY

A LITTLE
PERSONAL SHOPPING.

TELL HER WHAT
THEY SAID HE SPENT.

TELL HER WHAT THEY SAID
HE SPENT.

THEY PHONED.

LOOK AT THIS.

HE SPENT ALL THIS
IN THE TOY DEPARTMENT?

235 QUID.

THAT'S WHY WE CAME
TO YOU, HYACINTH.

WE CAN'T AFFORD IT
ON OUR OWN.

WHERE'S DADDY NOW?
- STILL IN THE TOY DEPARTMENT.

THEY'RE KEEPING HIM
AS SECURITY.

I'D LET THEM
KEEP HIM.

HE'LL BE HAPPY
IN THE TOY DEPARTMENT.

I WILL NOT HAVE DADDY
IMPRISONED IN THE TOY DEPARTMENT.

WHY CAN'T THEY JUST
TAKE THEIR TOYS BACK?

SOME FOOL
LENT HIM A SCREWDRIVER.

HE'S BEEN
IMPROVING A FEW.

YES, YES,
THE TOY DEPARTMENT,

BUT COULDN'T IT
WAIT UNTIL LUNCHTIME?

ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
I'LL BE THERE.

YES,
WITH MY CHECKBOOK,

BUT HYACINTH, CAN I JUST
ASK YOU ONE QUESTION?

WHY DOES YOUR FATHER
NEED A SPACEMAN'S OUTFIT?

IT WAS A PERFECTLY
REASONABLE QUESTION.

ARE THEY HAVING
TROUBLE WITH THE CAR?

NO, IT'S ALL RIGHT, ONSLOW. THE
MAN FROM THE GARAGE IS ON HIS WAY.

THEY'LL BE WAITING
ALL DAY FOR HIM.

NO, ONSLOW.
ONSLOW.

WE CAN DROP YOU IN TOWN
IF YOU WANT A LIFT.

THAT'S VERY GOOD OF YOU.
- OH, WELL THANK YOU.

ARE YOU SURE
THERE'LL BE ENOUGH ROOM?

OHHH,

THERE'LL BE
ENOUGH ROOM.

OH, GREAT.
THAT'S THE DOG'S.

HE'LL BE GLAD
YOU FOUND THAT.

OH,

LOOKS LIKE I'M GOING TO HAVE
TO SIT ON SOMEONE'S KNEES.

Rose:
OH, THAT'S LOVELY.

OOOOH.

OOOH,
IF I'M TOO HEAVY,

JUST WRIGGLE
A BIT.

ARE WE ALL SET,
THEN?

RIGHT.
HOLD ONTO YOUR BRACES.

HERE WE GO.

DADDY?

DADDY?

I SUPPOSE
IT IS DADDY.

WHAT IF IT'S
NOT DADDY?

YOU ALL COMFY IN THE BACK?

VERY SNUG,
THANK YOU.

I'M NOT
TERRIBLY COMFY.

SOON BE THERE.

SORRY ABOUT THAT.
I THINK MY SUSPENSION'S GONE.

IT'S A GOOD JOB
EMMET'S HASN'T.

EXCUSE ME, HAVE YOU SEEN A MAN
IN A SILVER SUIT WALKING AROUND?

HE WENT THAT WAY
WITH AN ACCOMPLICE.

CALL THE POLICE!

YOU'RE GOING
TO WEAR HIM OUT.

WHERE WOULD YOU LIKE
TO BE PUT DOWN, ELIZABETH?

THE SOONER THE BETTER,
I THINK.

HERE IF YOU LIKE.
I CAN PULL IN HERE.

Rose: OOH, I THINK I'VE
GOT MY STILETTO STUCK.

I ENJOYED THE RIDE.

IT WAS INTERESTING.

WE MUST DO THAT
AGAIN SOMETIME.

GET IN THE CAR,
ROSE!

NO PROBLEM.

I SHOULD TAKE EMMET
FOR A CUP OF TEA,

HE LOOKS A BIT
"OVER-ROSED."

AT LEAST
I'M NOT HEAVY.

MAYBE NOT, BUT I BET YOU'VE
LEFT A LASTING IMPRESSION.

OH, DO LET'S GET ON.

I HAVE SOME IMPORTANT
BUSINESS TO ATTEND TO.

ALL THE WHILE I WAS
MARRIED, I DON'T BELIEVE

I EVER FELT AS CLOSE
TO ANYONE AS THAT.

YOU CERTAINLY DIDN'T SEEM
TO BE STRUGGLING.

WELL,

I COULDN'T ACTUALLY LEAVE.
I WAS A GUEST IN THE CAR.

DO YOU WANT
A CUP OF TEA?

NO.

I THINK
SOMETHING STRONGER.

OH.

DADDY!

DADDY,
DON'T GO SO QUICKLY!

THERE YOU ARE.

ISN'T THAT YOUR COUNCILOR FRIEND, MRS. NUGENT?
- HMM?

OH, YES, IT IS.

NO, NO, NO!

I'LL-

I'LL GET OUT
THIS SIDE.

WAIT HERE!
- I CAN'T, I'M ON A YELLOW LINE.

WELL THEN,
DRIVE ROUND THE BLOCK

AND THEN YOU CAN TAKE DADDY HOME
WHEN WE'VE SORTED THINGS OUT.

OH, MRS. COUNCILOR NUGENT.

THANK YOU, DRIVER.

GOOD MORNING.
- WHY ARE YOU WASTING MONEY ON CABS?

OH-

YOU KNOW HOW HUSBANDS
COMMANDEER THE CAR.

DAMNED EXPENSIVE
WASTE OF MONEY.

EXCEPT MY SISTER VIOLET,
OF COURSE,

WHO HAS
HER OWN MERCEDES.

I'VE TOLD YOU ABOUT
MY SISTER VIOLET.

I HAVE A BICYCLE.

I BELIEVE IN THE THERAPEUTIC
VALUE OF A BICYCLE.

MY SON SHERIDAN
WAS A KEEN CYCLIST.

IT'S PARTLY TO THAT THAT WE
ATTRIBUTE HIS BRILLIANT MIND.

ARE YOU GOING
INTO THE STORE?

NO, I'M JUST LOOKING.

OH, WELL,
I'LL BE OFF THEN.

GIVE MY REGARDS
TO YOUR BUSY HUSBAND.

AND I HOPE YOU'LL COME TO ONE OF
MY CANDLELIGHT SUPPERS SOMETIME.

BRING YOUR BICYCLE.
GOODBYE.

ON SECOND THOUGHT,

THERE'S NO HARM
IN HAVING A LOOK ROUND.

OH,
I SUPPOSE NOT.

YOU MIGHT FIND SOMETHING
TO INTEREST YOU.

THAT WAS
A DAMN SHORT VISIT.

WHAT ARE YOU
DOING, WOMAN?

DIDN'T YOU HEAR
THE FIRE ALARM?

NOT A BLASTED THING.

I DIDN'T SEE MUCH,
EITHER.

TENNIS ELBOW.

BRUCE.
AHHH,

THE ALARM STOPPED.

WHAT ALARM?
- I THINK IT'S ALL CLEAR NOW.

COME HERE.
THROUGH THESE DOORS.

WHERE ARE
WE GOING NOW?

LOOK, SUNGLASSES.

NOW YOU TRY THESE,
TRUST ME.

I HAVE AN INSTINCT
FOR THESE THINGS.

I DON'T WEAR SUNGLASSES.
- WELL YOU SHOULD.

THEY'RE
ABSOLUTELY YOU.

I CAN'T SEE
A DAMNED THING.

WHERE'S THE WOMAN GONE?

MRS. BUCKET?!

DO YOU WANT
TO BUY THESE, MADAM?

NO, I DON'T WANT
TO BUY THESE, MADAM.

GOOD MORNING.

THAT'S BETTER.

I HATE IT
WHEN MY BACK GOES.

IT'S ALL RIGHT.
I'VE EXPLAINED EVERYTHING

AND I'VE PAID
THE CHECK.

Salesman: IF THERE'S ANYTHING
ELSE YOUR FATHER NEEDS

FROM THE TOY DEPARTMENT,
WE SHALL BE ONLY TOO HAPPY.

THANK YOU.

RICHARD,

TAKE ME HOME, DEAR.
I'VE HAD A TERRIBLE DAY.

IF MY SHERIDAN WERE HERE
HE'D BE APPALLED.

THANKS.

NOW WHERE'S DADDY?
- I THOUGHT YOU HAD HIM.

PUT HIM
IN ONSLOW'S CAR.

COME ON, DADDY,
BACK TO MOONBASE-1.

POOR DADDY.

TO THINK HE WAS ONCE
SECRETARY OF HIS FIRM'S

SPORTS
AND SOCIAL CLUB.

I NEVER KNEW THAT.
- OH, YES.

A VERY GOOD
SLOW BOWLER IN HIS DAY.

HE'S NOT TOO BAD WITH A LASER.
- HMM?

GIVEN THE EDUCATIONAL
OPPORTUNITIES AVAILABLE TODAY,

I BELIEVE DADDY
WOULD HAVE RISEN

TO BE SOMETHING
QUITE FAMOUS.

IF HE CARRIES ON
LIKE THIS

QUITE FAMOUS.

I COULD HAVE BEEN
VERY PROUD OF DADDY-

I STILL AM,
OF COURSE.

I'D HAVE HIM
TO LIVE WITH US,

BUT HE'S UNRELIABLE
IN THE BATHROOM.

WHERE ARE WE
GOING NOW?

I WISH YOU WOULDN'T
ARGUE, RICHARD.

WHY DO YOU ALWAYS
START AN ARGUMENT?