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This is
Laughingstick in the Morning
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with the Grouse Lake news.
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Cousin Leon is back on the res
with elections underway.
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Paul's got nowhere to stay,
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but he swears
he's not a hobosexual,
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and people say there's a bear
getting into peoples' stuff.
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So, make sure
your trash is secure.
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We're talking neechi politics
today as the campaign hears up.
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Reminder that
Laughingstick in the Morning
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is a completely impartial,
unbiased, totally neutral show,
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and we're here with
my favourite candidate.
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Old friend and nephew,
Cousin Leon.
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Thanks, Uncle Roger.
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Question.
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How are you able to balance
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being so funny and handsome
at the same time?
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I don't think about
petty shit like looks,
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but, I have to admit,
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I'm�also�handsome�on�the�inside.
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Ever sick.
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He's�so�far�up�Cousin�Leon's�ass
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you'd need hemorrhoid cream
to get rid of him.
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The whole res just loves him.
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It's Cousin Leon mania
out there.
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What am I going to do as chief?
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I'm going to build
a bridge to Winnipeg,
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because the price
of air is unfair.
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Bam! Put that on a button.
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You know what else?
We're going to toss out
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the white man's clock-in
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and make Indian time
standard time.
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Just go to work
when you feel good.
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Now you're talking
my language, neph.
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I'm chill.
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When I'm chief, you won't even
have to lock your doors.
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Okay?
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People's doors will
be unlocked 24/7.
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Anyone can just stroll in.
Not to steal anything,
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but to just look around.
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For�safety,�right,�Cousin�Leon?
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Yeah.
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The community will be
safe in my hands.
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After�I�grind�my�opponents�down,
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the community will
be safe and sound.
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Button it.
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Sweet. Little Fatty's
Destructo Blaster?!
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Fucking cool.
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Hi, Mom.
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Hello, Paultholomew.
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Paultholomew?
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You never call me
by my court name!
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You can buy
anything you want, Brucey.
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You only want that one
'cause I was looking at it.
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Not even. I see it every day!
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Here, take this one.
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What? No way. It doesn't
even have auto-reload.
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Great, first you take my mom,
then you take my gun.
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You need to just quit.
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I�just�want�the�sweet�gun,�man.
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Then take the gun,
and let me take my mom back.
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What do you want, Brucey?
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I want this one.
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Nice!
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The board is lighting up.
Caller, you're on.
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I can't listen to this
bullshit from Leon anymore.
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Mixed martial arts for elders.
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Does he think we haven't
tried that already?
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I'm going to march over there
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and punch him straight
in his lie-hole
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on air so everybody
could hear it.
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What's your deal
with Cousin Leon?
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He's a scammer-scammer.
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He has a propensity to,
you know...
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Go to people's houses,
open drawers,
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leaf through their things
when they're not around.
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Are�you�saying�he's�a�rummager?
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That kind of accusation
can ruin someone's life.
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It's not an accusation
if it's fuckin' true.
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Cousin Leon's rummaging was
annoying at first.
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A mild inconvenience.
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It wasn't about taking things
for Cousin Leon.
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It was about the touch,
the texture, the discovery.
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We all rummage sometimes,
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but Leon took it to
a whole 'nother level.
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He once rummaged
through a kid's lunchbox.
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Hey!
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What�are�you�doing�in�my�house?!
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As a young councillor,
I reviewed Cousin Leon's case.
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The band council resolution was
to kick him out for 10 years.
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He was BCR'd?
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I had to.
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Those 10 years are up now
and he's back.
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Look, I hate rummagers
as much as the next guy,
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but we don't need mud-slinging
to win this election.
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But I want a fluff piece
from Roger too!
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Jo, you're not fluffy.
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I'm as fluffy as
two-ply toilet paper.
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I look at you, I see one... ply.
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Fix your eyes, Lips.
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I got plies coming out my ass.
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Man, ever since that
new manager started
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this place has gone to shit.
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That's�me.�I'm�the�new�manager.
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I was just making small talk.
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Hey, just a question.
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What are you doing?
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Hopin' to take the staff
discount for a spin.
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Well, aren't you
forgetting something?
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Yeah, man.
What aisle are hot knives in?
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Your shift, Dean.
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Yeah, you have a very
important training session
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on merchandising today. Woo!
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Hey, man. I worked yesterday.
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Is this job going to be,
like, a regular type thing?
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Well, you are training
to be a full-time employee.
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So, yeah, you work
pretty much every day.
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Yup. Sure.
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Thank you.
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So, does that mean that I...
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Yeah, Dean, you have
to come in tomorrow.
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God damn it.
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What are you lookin' at, bro?
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Two for flinching.
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Don't fuck with me.
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Rita.
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Psst. Rita. Rita.
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You want to make
an easy $60 or what?
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Okay, but I'm going to
need a getaway driver
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and it better be
someone I can trust.
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What? No!
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I just need you to
pretend to be my mom
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in front of my real mom.
Get her real jealous.
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And no getaway driver?
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Fine, but I need a ride home.
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Fine, whatever.
If you pull this off,
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I'll�walk�your�bags�home,�deal?
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Deal.
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Jo, thank you for
coming in to talk about
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your candidacy as chief.
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Super happy to be here, Roger.
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Okay, roads are bad.
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When are we gonna get
some asphalt around here?
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Well, the actual
cost of getting as...
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The fuck?
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Wrong answer. Cousin Leon is
building a bridge from Winnipeg.
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What is this? A game show?
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Band politics is not a game.
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Let's go to round two.
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Has your experience
as councillor
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prepared you for chief
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or only given you
more power to bully?
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I'm not a bully!
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I'm fluffy, like toilet paper.
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Touch that button and I'll tie
your fingers in a knot
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like laces and throw you
over the telephone wire.
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But no, I'm not a bully!
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Kinda sounds like you're...
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Let's open the phone lines.
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Random caller,
you're on the air.
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Mavis here,
remember in high school when
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you told everyone I was
on my moon time forever
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and none of the boys
would date me?
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You remember that?
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Well, do you remember that?
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Let it go, Beanpole.
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The boys wouldn't date you
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'cause you never
washed your hair
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and you smell like moo.
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You remember that?
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Hey-hey! We're just asking
if you remember that.
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You should try being more
transparent like that handsome
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political juggernaut
Cousin Leon.
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He's greasing you.
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He's been wearing
that same cheap suit for
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two days in a row now.
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I am shocked.
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This is balanced
non-parmesan radio.
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That's a low blow.
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Well,�enjoy�your�parmesan�radio,
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you meatball.
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What's this, Rita?
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You're going to
buy me this cool gun?!
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Of�course,�my�little�Pauly�boy.
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Nice work, nice work.
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And you're going to let me eat
all these candies and chocolates
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right before I go
to bed even though
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I get deadly night terrors?
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Put those back my boy.
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I love you too much,
just like a real mum.
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Rita, you're blowing it.
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Go get some broccoli.
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I say the same
thing to him, Rita.
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He's such a stubborn boy.
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Let's go, Brucey.
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Sure thing, Paul's mom.
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Please. Call me Jo's mom.
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Mom! Just take me back.
I've already learned my lesson!
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You haven't learned anything.
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Where's my 60 bucks, cheapass?
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So, this is the elder's lodge?
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Hah! Real nice!
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Hah! Real wood. Hah!
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You guys got bannock?!
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Real lucky.
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You guys got satellite, too?
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Holy smokes.
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Well, I guess I'll wander off
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into the dark bush
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while you guys eat
your bannock and soup.
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You guys watch
your satellite TV.
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Should we at least offer him
some tea before he dies?
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Why don't you stay
for some tea, boy?
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Make some room, guy!
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Why the hell's this boy here?
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His mom kicked him out.
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Fuck sakes.
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Guess he's ours now.
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Is that the right speed
you're supposed to be
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doing that or what?
Looks a little slow to me.
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Cousin Leon.
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Hi, Jo.
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I was just seeing where my stuff
will go after I become chief.
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Chief of weenuks?
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There's the real Jo.
Making weeknuk jokes.
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Fuck off, Leon.
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I've been working
my ass off here
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while you've been in
the city scamming people,
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and you just come back
and want to be chief?
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Didn't you hear the news?
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I'm a changed man.
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Drop the act.
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You're a clown,
and this is a serious job.
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How about I make you an offer?
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You drop out of the election now
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and I'll let you come back
to the band office as...
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I don't know.
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Maybe assistant moo cleaner.
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How about I make you
a counter offer?
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Can I interest you in these?
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And these on the house.
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Yeah.
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Well, sit on it and leave.
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It's "sit on it and rotate."
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Dumbass.
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Damn it!
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Sterling, come over here!
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Holy.
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Good thing I got my tickets
early to the gun show.
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Yeah, we're so frickin
jacked now it's crazy.
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This guy broke his dad's wrist
just by shaking his hand.
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Well, I'm calling in a favour.
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I wish.
Today's back and lats day
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and we're jonesing to
grip it and rip it.
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M'yeah. You wouldn't
be jacked without me.
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We miss one day
and it all goes to shit.
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Get in the truck
and we'll go over the plan.
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00:13:14,403 --> 00:13:17,639
Damn kid's leaving
a mess in here.
258
00:13:17,673 --> 00:13:19,508
Well,�he's�good�at�opening�jars.
259
00:13:19,575 --> 00:13:21,677
We haven't had
a pickle in months.
260
00:13:21,743 --> 00:13:24,146
I could open that damn jar.
261
00:13:24,179 --> 00:13:25,447
But you didn't.
262
00:13:25,480 --> 00:13:29,151
Hey! Whose bunk bed is in here?!
263
00:13:29,184 --> 00:13:32,187
It's�mine,�and�it's�for�storage!
264
00:13:32,254 --> 00:13:35,991
I call top bunk!
No take-backs! No takesies!
265
00:13:36,024 --> 00:13:39,161
You know what that boy needs?
266
00:13:39,194 --> 00:13:40,863
A damn good licking!
267
00:13:42,164 --> 00:13:43,799
Fuck! I broke it!
268
00:13:50,973 --> 00:13:52,684
Hope you're enjoying
your hot dog and pop.
269
00:13:54,042 --> 00:13:55,644
One per person.
270
00:13:55,677 --> 00:13:58,180
Beanpole's doing
a hot dog head count.
271
00:13:58,213 --> 00:14:01,717
Okay, you've all had your meet,
now let's do the greet.
272
00:14:01,783 --> 00:14:04,152
The youth.
273
00:14:04,186 --> 00:14:06,355
The future.
274
00:14:06,388 --> 00:14:08,690
Um...
275
00:14:08,724 --> 00:14:11,460
What will you do about the low
levels of education funding?
276
00:14:12,995 --> 00:14:15,030
School's so long and boring.
277
00:14:15,063 --> 00:14:16,465
Eight years for grade school?
278
00:14:16,498 --> 00:14:18,634
Come on, it's like
a weapons charge.
279
00:14:18,667 --> 00:14:21,803
When I'm chief,
I'll cut grade six.
280
00:14:21,837 --> 00:14:25,040
One, two, skip a few. Bam.
281
00:14:25,073 --> 00:14:26,675
Diploma time, baby.
282
00:14:26,708 --> 00:14:28,076
Yeah!
283
00:14:28,143 --> 00:14:30,178
How�come�you�only�have�one�suit?
284
00:14:32,481 --> 00:14:35,217
Tough guy?
285
00:14:35,250 --> 00:14:37,352
All full of piss and creatine.
286
00:14:37,386 --> 00:14:39,388
Tell you what else
you're full of.
287
00:14:39,421 --> 00:14:40,889
Jo's bullshit.
288
00:14:43,659 --> 00:14:46,828
Cutting grade six? Really?
289
00:14:46,862 --> 00:14:48,730
How�do�you�support�this�clown!?
290
00:14:51,266 --> 00:14:54,102
You know,
I've seen prison violence.
291
00:14:55,537 --> 00:14:56,772
Gang violence.
292
00:14:58,040 --> 00:15:01,376
I even saw muskrat violence.
293
00:15:01,410 --> 00:15:03,610
They might have been fucking,
I still don't know.
294
00:15:04,346 --> 00:15:08,583
But this is the worst
kind of violence.
295
00:15:09,618 --> 00:15:11,753
Lateral violence.
296
00:15:13,121 --> 00:15:15,090
Stop hiding
behind the youth, Jo.
297
00:15:15,123 --> 00:15:17,192
Why're you even helping her?
298
00:15:17,225 --> 00:15:19,428
She�got�us�an�exercise�machine.
299
00:15:19,461 --> 00:15:20,896
That's why we're so swole.
300
00:15:20,929 --> 00:15:22,849
Stand up for a second,
would you?
301
00:15:30,205 --> 00:15:33,041
The machine doesn't
have a leg press.
302
00:15:34,943 --> 00:15:39,481
What kind of chief would force
her community to skip leg day?
303
00:15:39,548 --> 00:15:42,317
What�else�is�she�going�to�skip?
304
00:15:42,384 --> 00:15:45,087
Indigenous Peoples' Day
Live on APTN?
305
00:15:45,120 --> 00:15:47,222
I got a question.
306
00:15:47,255 --> 00:15:49,791
How come you were BCR'd?
307
00:15:49,825 --> 00:15:54,262
I've�learned�to�embrace�my�past.
308
00:15:54,296 --> 00:15:57,966
I even worked BCR
into my platform.
309
00:15:58,000 --> 00:16:01,169
B, for the bravery
to do what no chief
310
00:16:01,236 --> 00:16:03,638
or council has done before,
like building a bridge to
311
00:16:03,672 --> 00:16:05,407
the�city�and�cutting�grade�six.
312
00:16:05,440 --> 00:16:07,476
Both are impossible!
313
00:16:07,509 --> 00:16:11,313
C, for see? I told you so.
Jo's a bully!
314
00:16:11,346 --> 00:16:12,614
And R.
315
00:16:12,647 --> 00:16:15,450
Are you going to settle
316
00:16:15,484 --> 00:16:18,253
for the same old shit?
317
00:16:24,993 --> 00:16:28,430
Cousin Leon! Cousin Leon!
318
00:16:33,935 --> 00:16:36,671
Stop eating, boy!
319
00:16:36,705 --> 00:16:38,006
We gotta pray!
320
00:16:38,040 --> 00:16:40,675
Actually, I'm going to
lead the prayer.
321
00:16:40,709 --> 00:16:42,044
What?
322
00:16:42,110 --> 00:16:43,779
Just let him try.
323
00:16:43,812 --> 00:16:45,772
Yeah, man.
Take the night off, bro.
324
00:16:47,783 --> 00:16:50,385
Big miigwetch!
325
00:16:50,452 --> 00:16:52,788
I want to thank you, Creator,
326
00:16:52,821 --> 00:16:56,024
for this amazing
food in front of us.
327
00:16:56,058 --> 00:17:00,328
I also want to thank you for
finding me this cool place
328
00:17:00,362 --> 00:17:05,233
to live as I recover from
my own mom abandoning me
329
00:17:05,300 --> 00:17:07,502
on the street, for nothing!
330
00:17:07,536 --> 00:17:09,971
And also, my girlfriend Rose.
331
00:17:10,005 --> 00:17:13,308
She also abandoned me,
for nothing.
332
00:17:13,341 --> 00:17:16,044
Fuckin'�just�miss�both�of�them!
333
00:17:16,078 --> 00:17:17,889
You're not supposed
to swear, boy!
334
00:17:17,913 --> 00:17:20,348
Yeah, so many rules.
335
00:17:20,382 --> 00:17:22,217
Sit down!
336
00:17:22,250 --> 00:17:24,252
You know what this boy needs?
337
00:17:24,319 --> 00:17:26,555
Is a swift kick in the arse.
338
00:17:29,858 --> 00:17:32,561
Dean, quick question.
339
00:17:32,594 --> 00:17:36,698
Can you tell me, what is
going on with the shelves?
340
00:17:36,731 --> 00:17:39,101
Well, you know,
I did that merchandising thing
341
00:17:39,167 --> 00:17:42,737
and then I, put everything
in alphabetical order.
342
00:17:42,771 --> 00:17:44,573
Just like a LeeBerry.
343
00:17:44,606 --> 00:17:47,175
Okay. Dean, um, I don't
think you understood what we...
344
00:17:47,209 --> 00:17:50,612
Let's see.
A for apples, avocados.
345
00:17:50,679 --> 00:17:51,913
Sweet, there it is!
346
00:17:53,348 --> 00:17:54,583
Arse wipe.
347
00:17:55,750 --> 00:17:57,552
See? He gets it.
348
00:17:57,586 --> 00:18:00,122
And what does Stephen Harper
know about living on the res?
349
00:18:00,188 --> 00:18:03,191
But, Dean, some of
the food products have...
350
00:18:03,225 --> 00:18:05,594
Just come with me.
Apparently, you put
351
00:18:05,627 --> 00:18:09,297
all of the ice cream
in the I section.
352
00:18:09,364 --> 00:18:10,799
Yeah, that's right.
353
00:18:10,866 --> 00:18:12,944
Well, Dean, it's all...
It's all melted now.
354
00:18:12,968 --> 00:18:15,570
Whoa! Easy there,
Mr. Science Class.
355
00:18:15,604 --> 00:18:19,307
Okay, and you put the ham
in the H section,
356
00:18:19,374 --> 00:18:20,909
and now it's... it's all turned.
357
00:18:22,644 --> 00:18:25,380
Well, just turn it back.
358
00:18:25,413 --> 00:18:27,653
No. No, that's...
That's fine. Yeah, I got it.
359
00:18:37,692 --> 00:18:41,029
I got you now,
you creepy rummaging bastard.
360
00:18:48,270 --> 00:18:51,373
Hello, Grouse Lake.
We're going live in pursuit
361
00:18:51,406 --> 00:18:54,042
of known rummager Cousin Leon.
362
00:18:54,075 --> 00:18:57,245
Looks like he hasn't
changed his ways after all.
363
00:18:57,279 --> 00:18:59,281
Some people never change.
364
00:19:02,184 --> 00:19:05,687
Cousin Leon, turn around.
Slowly.
365
00:19:07,355 --> 00:19:10,192
Why don't you show us
what you got there?
366
00:19:10,225 --> 00:19:13,728
Hey, Jo.
Thanks for stopping by.
367
00:19:13,762 --> 00:19:15,964
You mind helping me
with these...
368
00:19:17,599 --> 00:19:18,867
Campaign flyers?
369
00:19:20,202 --> 00:19:22,137
What?
370
00:19:22,204 --> 00:19:26,074
What are you doing?
Why aren't you rummaging?!
371
00:19:26,107 --> 00:19:29,411
Shit. Can you?
372
00:19:29,444 --> 00:19:32,881
Listen, Dean, I've been
doing a lot of thinking.
373
00:19:32,914 --> 00:19:35,050
Now, on the one hand,
your idea to sell
374
00:19:35,083 --> 00:19:36,394
individual wieners
instead of the entire pack,
375
00:19:36,418 --> 00:19:37,986
that�has�moved�a�lot�of�product.
376
00:19:38,053 --> 00:19:40,131
That's the kind of
initiative we're looking for.
377
00:19:40,155 --> 00:19:42,991
Yeah, man. Loosies.
378
00:19:43,058 --> 00:19:45,660
Right, on the other hand,
379
00:19:45,727 --> 00:19:48,063
your decision to
alphabetize the shelves,
380
00:19:48,096 --> 00:19:49,564
that caused a lot of damage.
381
00:19:49,598 --> 00:19:51,566
Man,�you're�still�on�about�that?
382
00:19:51,600 --> 00:19:53,778
Dean, I'm sorry,
but as per North Store policy,
383
00:19:53,802 --> 00:19:55,570
I do need to discipline you.
384
00:19:55,604 --> 00:19:57,548
Hey, man, why am I
in trouble when you hired
385
00:19:57,572 --> 00:19:58,773
a dude who has no experience?
386
00:19:58,807 --> 00:20:01,076
Well, Dean, I...
387
00:20:01,109 --> 00:20:03,011
I hadn't thought of that.
388
00:20:03,078 --> 00:20:05,413
Maybe I need to
discipline myself.
389
00:20:05,447 --> 00:20:07,649
Okay, one week, no pay.
390
00:20:07,682 --> 00:20:09,684
What about me?
391
00:20:09,751 --> 00:20:14,189
One week, with pay,
because I like that you tried.
392
00:20:14,256 --> 00:20:17,259
So, you're going to
send me home for one week,
393
00:20:17,292 --> 00:20:18,493
with pay?
394
00:20:18,526 --> 00:20:19,861
That's correct.
395
00:20:19,928 --> 00:20:21,696
So it's like a vacation.
396
00:20:21,763 --> 00:20:25,634
No, Dean. No, this is
a disciplinary action.
397
00:20:25,667 --> 00:20:28,670
Cool,�man.�I�get�disciplication.
398
00:20:30,305 --> 00:20:31,706
That's not a word.
399
00:20:38,713 --> 00:20:40,982
Go away!
400
00:20:41,016 --> 00:20:43,151
Hai, kick his arse.
401
00:20:45,453 --> 00:20:46,788
What're you doing?
402
00:20:46,821 --> 00:20:49,291
Why are you just
putting on one moccasin?!
403
00:20:49,324 --> 00:20:51,393
And�why�is�it�so�scary�looking?!
404
00:20:51,459 --> 00:20:53,795
Ma! Ma!
405
00:20:56,531 --> 00:20:57,799
What's wrong?
406
00:20:59,401 --> 00:21:01,503
Nothing.
407
00:21:01,536 --> 00:21:03,204
Just a long overdue lickin'.
408
00:21:03,254 --> 00:21:07,804
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