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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,174 --> 00:00:08,006 Previously on "Web Therapy"... 2 00:00:08,008 --> 00:00:09,591 You're dressed like... 3 00:00:09,643 --> 00:00:11,142 I'm going to a reenactment tonight 4 00:00:11,178 --> 00:00:12,977 of the signing of the declaration of independence. 5 00:00:13,013 --> 00:00:14,562 Oh, thank God. 6 00:00:14,598 --> 00:00:15,763 I'll be with the handsome governor. 7 00:00:15,815 --> 00:00:17,315 Oh. 8 00:00:17,350 --> 00:00:18,566 It's my way of cozying up to him 9 00:00:18,602 --> 00:00:20,351 so that he will give kip an appointment 10 00:00:20,403 --> 00:00:23,354 to the supreme court of Pennsylvania. 11 00:00:23,406 --> 00:00:25,990 How are you privy to some of my sessions, hacker? 12 00:00:26,026 --> 00:00:29,694 - Are you a hacker? - N-no. 13 00:00:29,746 --> 00:00:32,413 There's a big distinction between what I do and hacking. 14 00:00:32,449 --> 00:00:35,700 I work for the... the National Security Agency, so... 15 00:00:35,752 --> 00:00:38,419 The NSA? So why would the NSA... 16 00:00:38,455 --> 00:00:41,039 And we monitor a lot of web activity, 17 00:00:41,091 --> 00:00:43,208 - a lot of internet traffic. - Uhhuh. 18 00:00:43,210 --> 00:00:45,426 And we were turned on to your show... 19 00:00:45,462 --> 00:00:47,545 This isn't a show. This is my life. 20 00:00:47,547 --> 00:00:50,614 And I thought that... that you would be flattered by that. 21 00:00:51,001 --> 00:00:54,026 S04E10 Lies and Alibis 22 00:00:54,181 --> 00:00:57,969 sync and corrected by ninh www.addic7ed.com 23 00:01:19,846 --> 00:01:21,479 Yeah, well, I guess what I'm saying is, 24 00:01:21,514 --> 00:01:24,182 is that I need my computer firewall 25 00:01:24,217 --> 00:01:27,752 to be so foolproof that even the... 26 00:01:27,787 --> 00:01:30,672 Oh, I don't know. Just at random... 27 00:01:30,724 --> 00:01:34,676 it's crazy... but that the NSA couldn't even get in. 28 00:01:34,728 --> 00:01:36,811 All right? Because I'm healing people. 29 00:01:36,846 --> 00:01:38,763 Right? So... 30 00:01:38,765 --> 00:01:40,682 That's the importance... oh, okay. 31 00:01:40,734 --> 00:01:44,819 And maybe you'll keep my charitable work service in mind 32 00:01:44,854 --> 00:01:47,369 when you're billing me. 33 00:01:52,996 --> 00:01:54,662 Yeah. 34 00:01:54,698 --> 00:01:55,947 Hello, Abel. 35 00:01:55,999 --> 00:01:57,665 It's me, Fiona. 36 00:01:57,701 --> 00:01:58,950 What is it? 37 00:01:59,002 --> 00:02:01,586 Well, I'm just calling to let you know 38 00:02:01,621 --> 00:02:03,921 that we have a new security system, 39 00:02:03,957 --> 00:02:09,627 so I noticed you probably gave up trying to contact me. 40 00:02:09,629 --> 00:02:11,129 And that's why. 41 00:02:11,181 --> 00:02:13,298 Okay, I mean, that's why you haven't been able 42 00:02:13,300 --> 00:02:15,466 to see me if you've been wondering. 43 00:02:15,518 --> 00:02:16,968 Well, um... Yes, we did. 44 00:02:17,020 --> 00:02:20,471 We noticed that you got a bit of a firewall put up, 45 00:02:20,473 --> 00:02:21,973 but it was a thin one, 46 00:02:21,975 --> 00:02:23,975 and it didn't take more than a few minutes. 47 00:02:23,977 --> 00:02:27,111 But yes, we did notice that, and it was a valiant effort, so... 48 00:02:27,147 --> 00:02:28,613 What? What do you mean? 49 00:02:28,648 --> 00:02:30,732 Congratulate the folks that worked on that. 50 00:02:30,784 --> 00:02:32,233 It didn't work? I thought we... 51 00:02:32,285 --> 00:02:33,785 Well, this is... let me show you. 52 00:02:33,820 --> 00:02:35,570 He was Israeli. He was supposed to be good. 53 00:02:35,622 --> 00:02:38,489 This is from a previous session yesterday you had. 54 00:02:38,541 --> 00:02:39,624 See here? 55 00:02:39,659 --> 00:02:41,659 But we put up this new firewall. 56 00:02:41,661 --> 00:02:43,077 - And then we have this here. - Oh! 57 00:02:43,129 --> 00:02:45,663 - And that. - Yes. Okay. 58 00:02:45,715 --> 00:02:47,498 - So that's post... - Oh, Wednesday. 59 00:02:47,550 --> 00:02:49,133 Well, you must have gotten a kick out of that one. 60 00:02:49,169 --> 00:02:51,085 Security update. 61 00:02:51,137 --> 00:02:52,086 That's a real loser. 62 00:02:52,138 --> 00:02:53,888 Truth be told, Fiona... 63 00:02:53,923 --> 00:02:55,473 And I didn't like my hair in that one either. 64 00:02:55,508 --> 00:02:57,642 I really wasn't paying close attention. 65 00:02:57,677 --> 00:03:00,178 So then your friends didn't tell you about it? 66 00:03:00,180 --> 00:03:02,847 You know, something you said to me at the end of our session 67 00:03:02,849 --> 00:03:04,515 it actually was pretty poignant, 68 00:03:04,517 --> 00:03:07,485 and it... and it... it had an impact on me. 69 00:03:07,520 --> 00:03:08,770 And that was, you said that 70 00:03:08,822 --> 00:03:11,189 I need to refocus on protecting americans. 71 00:03:11,191 --> 00:03:12,106 Yes. 72 00:03:12,158 --> 00:03:14,742 And that is true. 73 00:03:14,778 --> 00:03:17,028 And I started thinking about it, you know? 74 00:03:17,080 --> 00:03:19,831 I was cycling, and I thought to myself, 75 00:03:19,866 --> 00:03:22,367 "you know, the shoe bomber didn't kill anybody. 76 00:03:22,419 --> 00:03:24,118 "Didn't hurt anyone. Didn't harm anyone. 77 00:03:24,170 --> 00:03:26,204 Underwear bomber, same thing." 78 00:03:26,206 --> 00:03:28,256 You, on the other hand, 79 00:03:28,291 --> 00:03:32,126 you have personally ruined the lives 80 00:03:32,178 --> 00:03:34,712 of 12, by my count, americans. 81 00:03:34,714 --> 00:03:35,713 12? That's absurd. 82 00:03:35,715 --> 00:03:36,964 Let me read you some names. 83 00:03:37,016 --> 00:03:38,599 Richard Pratt, Austen Clarke, 84 00:03:38,635 --> 00:03:40,885 Jackson Pickett, Nick Jericho, 85 00:03:40,937 --> 00:03:43,221 Robert Lachman, Chris Endicott, 86 00:03:43,223 --> 00:03:45,056 do you remember that poor individual? 87 00:03:45,058 --> 00:03:46,724 That was my... 88 00:03:46,726 --> 00:03:48,776 That individual had to mutilate their genitals 89 00:03:48,812 --> 00:03:50,111 to deal with your impact. 90 00:03:50,146 --> 00:03:51,562 No! Nonsense. 91 00:03:51,614 --> 00:03:52,730 Yes, yes, yes. 92 00:03:52,732 --> 00:03:54,282 That was my first husband 93 00:03:54,317 --> 00:03:58,202 who was gay and then decided to become a woman. 94 00:03:58,238 --> 00:04:00,238 Because he didn't want to be gay. 95 00:04:00,240 --> 00:04:02,073 He wanted to... you know what? 96 00:04:02,125 --> 00:04:03,541 - The way a dog decides... - That's... you know it. 97 00:04:03,576 --> 00:04:05,209 To come indoors when its leash is pulled? 98 00:04:05,245 --> 00:04:06,828 - I'm not pulling the leash. - You're not? 99 00:04:06,880 --> 00:04:09,664 I wasn't in contact with Christopher Endico... 100 00:04:09,716 --> 00:04:11,249 it's... Endi... wha... listen. 101 00:04:11,301 --> 00:04:13,134 You know what? I am gonna protect americans... 102 00:04:13,169 --> 00:04:15,336 - That was personal. - Against terrorist threats. 103 00:04:15,388 --> 00:04:18,005 And my number one terrorist is you. 104 00:04:18,057 --> 00:04:21,259 They're already damaged people anyway when they come to see me. 105 00:04:21,311 --> 00:04:23,177 That's like accusing your terrorist 106 00:04:23,229 --> 00:04:26,731 of killing people who live in a cemetery. 107 00:04:26,766 --> 00:04:28,683 - Uh-huh. - They're already dead. 108 00:04:28,735 --> 00:04:32,069 Well, my analogy would be you're an auto mechanic, 109 00:04:32,105 --> 00:04:34,105 and someone brings in a crashed car, 110 00:04:34,157 --> 00:04:38,075 and your solution is to set it on fire. 111 00:04:38,111 --> 00:04:40,611 I don't think that's a good analogy. 112 00:04:40,613 --> 00:04:43,781 If your clients... patients are damaged... 113 00:04:43,833 --> 00:04:45,283 Yes. 114 00:04:45,335 --> 00:04:47,835 Then what you're doing is further damaging them. 115 00:04:47,871 --> 00:04:50,338 No, someone's bringing a car into my shop 116 00:04:50,373 --> 00:04:52,256 that's already been totaled in an accident. 117 00:04:52,292 --> 00:04:53,758 - Yes. Yes. - All right? 118 00:04:53,793 --> 00:04:55,710 I'm unable to completely repair it. 119 00:04:55,762 --> 00:04:58,129 You're blaming me because you can still see 120 00:04:58,181 --> 00:05:00,014 that the car was damaged. 121 00:05:00,049 --> 00:05:01,599 You take that totaled car. 122 00:05:01,634 --> 00:05:03,134 You put it in the compactor, 123 00:05:03,186 --> 00:05:05,553 and you turn it into the size of a washing machine. 124 00:05:05,605 --> 00:05:07,722 It's just a little, dense nugget of metal 125 00:05:07,774 --> 00:05:09,106 that couldn't serve any purpose 126 00:05:09,142 --> 00:05:10,904 to anybody at any time other than being... 127 00:05:10,924 --> 00:05:12,193 That's not true. 128 00:05:12,228 --> 00:05:14,312 Melted down and turned into something entirely different. 129 00:05:14,314 --> 00:05:16,113 - Right. - Like a man to a woman. 130 00:05:16,149 --> 00:05:17,648 Then it is useful. 131 00:05:17,700 --> 00:05:20,067 Because it's being used. It's being repurposed. 132 00:05:20,119 --> 00:05:21,736 You treated a woman, Gal Snyder. 133 00:05:21,788 --> 00:05:24,705 She left your session. She drove straight home. 134 00:05:24,741 --> 00:05:26,908 She closed the garage door, left her car running. 135 00:05:26,960 --> 00:05:28,493 It's not like I said, "go home"... 136 00:05:28,495 --> 00:05:30,461 You can't prevent your patients from driving 137 00:05:30,497 --> 00:05:34,749 from your sessions straight to their death? 138 00:05:34,801 --> 00:05:37,718 I could if I tampered with her vehicle 139 00:05:37,754 --> 00:05:40,137 or intervened and made a call, but I'm not allowed to. 140 00:05:40,173 --> 00:05:42,423 Well, then you either need to change your policies 141 00:05:42,475 --> 00:05:44,141 or you need to advise your clients 142 00:05:44,177 --> 00:05:46,511 to have screened garage doors. 143 00:05:46,513 --> 00:05:48,763 - To allow a lot of ventilation. - What? That's insane. 144 00:05:48,815 --> 00:05:50,731 - That's insane. - I agree. 145 00:05:50,767 --> 00:05:52,099 So unreasonable. I'm sorry. 146 00:05:52,151 --> 00:05:55,152 That woman was a miserable person, okay? 147 00:05:55,188 --> 00:05:57,188 And I can't help it. 148 00:05:57,190 --> 00:06:00,441 So you would chalk that up as one of your successes? 149 00:06:00,493 --> 00:06:04,028 Well, I think she chalks it up as a success. 150 00:06:04,030 --> 00:06:05,696 She had tried three times before... 151 00:06:05,698 --> 00:06:07,448 No, but I didn't push her to that. 152 00:06:07,500 --> 00:06:09,951 I'm uncomfortable with this whole conversation about her. 153 00:06:10,003 --> 00:06:11,252 - Okay. - All right? 154 00:06:11,287 --> 00:06:14,372 That was very sad, and I was sad about it. 155 00:06:14,374 --> 00:06:15,957 Well, I will be watching you, 156 00:06:16,009 --> 00:06:17,174 but not as a fan anymore, 157 00:06:17,210 --> 00:06:18,709 as an investigator. 158 00:06:18,711 --> 00:06:20,378 I'll tell you what's going on here. 159 00:06:20,380 --> 00:06:21,929 Here's what's going on. 160 00:06:21,965 --> 00:06:25,433 I think that you are feeling so confused 161 00:06:25,468 --> 00:06:29,604 and muddled by your disappointment in yourself, 162 00:06:29,639 --> 00:06:32,607 which probably I pointed out in the session... 163 00:06:32,642 --> 00:06:35,192 that's what rang true to you, okay... 164 00:06:35,228 --> 00:06:37,028 that you're questioning everything, 165 00:06:37,063 --> 00:06:39,480 and you're angry that you're questioning it, 166 00:06:39,532 --> 00:06:41,282 - and you're taking it out on me. - Uhhuh. 167 00:06:41,317 --> 00:06:43,234 That is the whole entire problem 168 00:06:43,286 --> 00:06:46,454 with your whole generation and people like you... 169 00:06:46,489 --> 00:06:47,905 - Uh-huh. - Where you have no direction. 170 00:06:47,907 --> 00:06:51,242 All you do is watch and observe. 171 00:06:51,294 --> 00:06:53,210 But you don't do anything. 172 00:06:53,246 --> 00:06:55,212 You don't produce anything. 173 00:06:55,248 --> 00:06:56,747 You're useless people, 174 00:06:56,749 --> 00:06:59,800 and you're floundering around like blind mice 175 00:06:59,836 --> 00:07:03,421 figuring out "what kind of impact can I have on the world?" 176 00:07:03,473 --> 00:07:06,757 Well, you're missing it with this one, okay, friend? 177 00:07:06,759 --> 00:07:08,342 You're missing it. 178 00:07:08,394 --> 00:07:11,012 - Is that so? - That is completely so. 179 00:07:11,064 --> 00:07:12,813 - Examine yourself. - Bring... 180 00:07:12,849 --> 00:07:16,901 I urge you to bring a very strong SPF down to Cuba. 181 00:07:19,522 --> 00:07:24,275 This time, I'm gonna be hanging up on you. 182 00:07:24,327 --> 00:07:26,444 Well, I'm sure you can still hear me. 183 00:07:26,446 --> 00:07:29,080 - You bet your ass I can. - Please examine yourself. 184 00:07:34,954 --> 00:07:36,020 Okay. 185 00:07:36,055 --> 00:07:37,288 Oh. 186 00:07:37,323 --> 00:07:39,957 Time for my appointment. 187 00:07:39,993 --> 00:07:41,092 Hello? 188 00:07:41,127 --> 00:07:42,259 Oh, hello. 189 00:07:42,295 --> 00:07:44,128 Hi, I'm Dr. Fiona Wallice. 190 00:07:44,163 --> 00:07:45,296 And you're Tyler... 191 00:07:45,331 --> 00:07:48,766 I'm Tyler Levin... Levin. 192 00:07:48,801 --> 00:07:51,018 It says "Tyler Bishop." 193 00:07:51,054 --> 00:07:54,472 My original name was Bishop, but I changed it to Levin. 194 00:07:54,474 --> 00:07:56,107 Oh. 195 00:07:56,142 --> 00:07:58,109 I just thought people would respond better to it. 196 00:07:58,144 --> 00:07:59,276 I'm a very good lawyer, 197 00:07:59,312 --> 00:08:01,112 and I wanted a very good lawyer name. 198 00:08:01,147 --> 00:08:03,698 Right, and a jewish name is a good lawyer name. 199 00:08:03,733 --> 00:08:05,816 - I guess. Yeah. - That makes sense. 200 00:08:05,818 --> 00:08:07,485 Now, I see you're in Philadelphia. 201 00:08:07,487 --> 00:08:09,320 That's what it said on your intake. 202 00:08:09,322 --> 00:08:10,738 Yeah, no, I live in Philadelphia. 203 00:08:10,790 --> 00:08:12,406 - You... okay, of course you do. - Yeah. 204 00:08:12,458 --> 00:08:15,910 But you must be doing well because of... your office is nice. 205 00:08:15,962 --> 00:08:17,161 - Yes. - Okay. 206 00:08:17,213 --> 00:08:19,163 I can't imagine you have any problems, 207 00:08:19,165 --> 00:08:20,464 because you... 208 00:08:20,500 --> 00:08:22,800 I'm sorry if I'm being forward, 209 00:08:22,835 --> 00:08:25,803 but I'm just inexplicably attracted to you. 210 00:08:25,838 --> 00:08:27,805 Oh, that's very nice of you. 211 00:08:27,840 --> 00:08:30,474 I feel a connection somehow. 212 00:08:30,510 --> 00:08:34,395 Well, I did win the American Law Association 213 00:08:34,430 --> 00:08:36,397 of America award three years running, 214 00:08:36,432 --> 00:08:41,819 the... the ala-o-ala award. 215 00:08:41,854 --> 00:08:43,654 But I don't keep 'em out. 216 00:08:43,690 --> 00:08:46,240 - You know, 'cause I don't wanna... - That's bad taste. 217 00:08:46,275 --> 00:08:48,192 - The fuck are those things? - I don't know. 218 00:08:48,194 --> 00:08:49,944 It's funny, I'm not familiar with that association. 219 00:08:49,996 --> 00:08:51,028 - My husband... - The ala-ola? 220 00:08:51,080 --> 00:08:52,530 Yes. 221 00:08:52,532 --> 00:08:56,367 My husband is, you know, in the legal profession himself, 222 00:08:56,369 --> 00:08:57,868 and I've not heard of that, 223 00:08:57,870 --> 00:08:59,537 but it doesn't mean it doesn't exist. 224 00:08:59,589 --> 00:09:00,871 - But you know... - Oh, it exists. 225 00:09:00,873 --> 00:09:02,373 Okay. 226 00:09:02,375 --> 00:09:05,793 Well, what can I help you with, Mr. Levin-Bishop? 227 00:09:05,845 --> 00:09:07,928 Well, people have... it's just Levin now. 228 00:09:07,964 --> 00:09:09,463 Just... okay, Mr. Levin. 229 00:09:09,515 --> 00:09:11,182 Yes. 230 00:09:11,217 --> 00:09:15,886 Um, I need your help because I'm being accused 231 00:09:15,938 --> 00:09:20,107 of something that's kind of true that I... 232 00:09:20,143 --> 00:09:23,144 I'm being accused that I lie a lot. Now, I know that's weird 233 00:09:23,196 --> 00:09:24,945 'cause I'm a lawyer and lawyers have to lie. 234 00:09:24,981 --> 00:09:26,363 Oh, well, yes, you do. 235 00:09:26,399 --> 00:09:27,531 But I can't stop. 236 00:09:27,567 --> 00:09:29,617 Oh. Shoot. 237 00:09:29,652 --> 00:09:32,036 It's creeping into your personal life or... 238 00:09:32,071 --> 00:09:33,788 It's creeping into my personal life 239 00:09:33,823 --> 00:09:37,074 and also my relationships with people, 240 00:09:37,126 --> 00:09:39,126 which is a big deal. 241 00:09:39,162 --> 00:09:40,461 Look. 242 00:09:40,496 --> 00:09:44,248 We all have to put on some kind of facade. 243 00:09:44,300 --> 00:09:46,584 - Do we not? - Yes, or a false front. 244 00:09:46,586 --> 00:09:48,302 Yes. 245 00:09:48,337 --> 00:09:50,888 I used to be the heavyweight champion of the world. 246 00:09:50,923 --> 00:09:53,140 - In what? - Boxing. 247 00:09:53,176 --> 00:09:54,141 Oh. 248 00:09:54,177 --> 00:09:55,259 - Really? - No. 249 00:09:55,311 --> 00:09:57,061 Okay. Right. 250 00:09:57,096 --> 00:09:59,230 Oh, so it's a compulsion you have. 251 00:09:59,265 --> 00:10:02,149 My father, who... maybe we should talk about that, right? 252 00:10:02,185 --> 00:10:05,102 We're supposed to talk about, like, my childhood, right? 253 00:10:05,154 --> 00:10:07,271 Not too... well, not too much, because... 254 00:10:07,273 --> 00:10:08,989 - Oh. - You know, that's not what I... 255 00:10:09,025 --> 00:10:11,909 I don't really want to hear about dreams or feelings 256 00:10:11,944 --> 00:10:13,444 or, you know, that sort of thing. 257 00:10:13,496 --> 00:10:15,162 I don't have dreams or feelings. 258 00:10:15,198 --> 00:10:17,448 Well, you found the perfect therapist. 259 00:10:17,450 --> 00:10:20,117 But my father, um... 260 00:10:20,119 --> 00:10:21,368 Can you hold on for one second? 261 00:10:21,420 --> 00:10:23,954 Yes, of course. 262 00:10:26,959 --> 00:10:28,342 Sorry. There was a fly. 263 00:10:28,377 --> 00:10:30,261 Oh. All right, yes. 264 00:10:30,296 --> 00:10:32,296 Just had to fly... swish away the fly. 265 00:10:32,298 --> 00:10:34,098 It can be just too distracting. 266 00:10:34,133 --> 00:10:35,966 My father invented the lighthouse. 267 00:10:35,968 --> 00:10:37,218 - What? - What? 268 00:10:37,270 --> 00:10:38,936 Really? Your father... the light... 269 00:10:38,971 --> 00:10:40,471 weren't lighthouses, though, 270 00:10:40,473 --> 00:10:43,390 already in existence for centuries? 271 00:10:43,442 --> 00:10:45,309 - He's very old. - Well, he was the one who said, 272 00:10:45,311 --> 00:10:49,230 "put a light at the top of it," though. 273 00:10:49,282 --> 00:10:52,199 So he saved millions of lives just thinking of, 274 00:10:52,235 --> 00:10:54,285 like, big ships just crashing into places. 275 00:10:54,320 --> 00:10:56,287 Before, they were just weird, tall houses. 276 00:10:56,322 --> 00:10:57,655 Uh-huh. 277 00:10:57,657 --> 00:11:00,374 So the lying is an actual problem. 278 00:11:00,409 --> 00:11:04,078 He was also involved in Gordon Lightfoot's career, 279 00:11:04,130 --> 00:11:07,498 'cause his original name was Gordon Foot. 280 00:11:07,550 --> 00:11:09,333 And he said, "throw a 'light' in there." 281 00:11:09,385 --> 00:11:10,501 - Right. - And then... 282 00:11:10,503 --> 00:11:12,219 because people were off-put. 283 00:11:12,255 --> 00:11:14,505 They didn't like his songs if they just thought of feet. 284 00:11:14,557 --> 00:11:15,389 Right. 285 00:11:15,424 --> 00:11:16,924 So... 286 00:11:16,976 --> 00:11:20,144 I don't know if I need to refer you 287 00:11:20,179 --> 00:11:24,598 to more of a residential situation. 288 00:11:24,650 --> 00:11:25,516 You mean I've got to move? 289 00:11:25,518 --> 00:11:27,184 For mental health... 290 00:11:27,186 --> 00:11:29,320 - more of a place with a bed. - Oh, no, no, no, no, no. 291 00:11:29,355 --> 00:11:33,073 I've... I'm completely in control of my faculties. 292 00:11:33,109 --> 00:11:34,024 Okay. 293 00:11:34,076 --> 00:11:35,659 So... but... so... so you're... 294 00:11:35,695 --> 00:11:37,278 He invented the lighthouse. 295 00:11:37,330 --> 00:11:38,579 Right. 296 00:11:38,614 --> 00:11:40,364 But that's a lie. Is it not? 297 00:11:41,534 --> 00:11:42,700 What are you doing? 298 00:11:42,702 --> 00:11:44,785 I assume the fly is a lie as well. 299 00:11:44,837 --> 00:11:47,671 There's flies just all arou... I probably should move. 300 00:11:47,707 --> 00:11:49,206 Can I ask you something? 301 00:11:49,208 --> 00:11:53,377 Do you have a substance abuse issue? 302 00:11:53,379 --> 00:11:56,680 No, I've actually been sober now for quite some time. 303 00:11:56,716 --> 00:11:58,382 - Oh. - About 13 years. 304 00:11:58,434 --> 00:11:59,600 Well, good for you. 305 00:11:59,635 --> 00:12:01,969 There's a lot of, um, bottles. 306 00:12:02,021 --> 00:12:03,387 There's a bar, in fact, behind you. 307 00:12:03,389 --> 00:12:04,638 Oh, yeah. 308 00:12:04,690 --> 00:12:08,108 Well, the bottles are there 309 00:12:08,144 --> 00:12:10,694 because I'm constantly asked to christen ships. 310 00:12:10,730 --> 00:12:12,029 Oh. 311 00:12:12,064 --> 00:12:14,899 - So I need to be ready. - Right. 312 00:12:14,901 --> 00:12:17,368 And that's why the bottles are there. 313 00:12:17,403 --> 00:12:19,320 But no, no, I've been sober for quite a while. 314 00:12:21,123 --> 00:12:24,291 Oh, well, you're drinking something right there. 315 00:12:24,327 --> 00:12:27,494 - Yes, this is... - That you don't want me to see. 316 00:12:27,546 --> 00:12:30,164 It's alcohol-free scotch. 317 00:12:30,216 --> 00:12:32,132 Oh, I wasn't aware that they made alcohol... 318 00:12:32,168 --> 00:12:33,801 just don't have any... they don't have alcohol in it. 319 00:12:33,836 --> 00:12:35,252 You really are a horrible liar. 320 00:12:35,304 --> 00:12:36,337 Ask me any question. 321 00:12:36,389 --> 00:12:37,755 - Any question... - I already did. 322 00:12:37,807 --> 00:12:39,640 - And without thinking... - And I got a lie. 323 00:12:39,675 --> 00:12:41,475 Without thinking, I will tell you the truth. 324 00:12:41,510 --> 00:12:43,260 - This is proof. - Okay, what's your real name? 325 00:12:43,312 --> 00:12:45,145 - I wrote the fly. - Okay. 326 00:12:45,181 --> 00:12:48,432 Well, you know what? You have a lovely office. 327 00:12:48,484 --> 00:12:49,900 You seem tbe doing very well. 328 00:12:49,936 --> 00:12:52,152 Maybe this isn't a problem for you. 329 00:12:52,188 --> 00:12:53,771 No, it... it is a problem. 330 00:12:53,823 --> 00:12:57,992 In fact, in a week, I'm going to China to win an award. 331 00:12:58,027 --> 00:13:00,194 That... that's... you're winning an awa... 332 00:13:00,246 --> 00:13:01,612 - that's a lie. - That's a lie. No. 333 00:13:01,614 --> 00:13:03,113 Okay, so what is happening in a... 334 00:13:03,115 --> 00:13:04,698 - a week is the true part? - In a week. 335 00:13:04,750 --> 00:13:07,418 This is the reason for the... for the internet call... 336 00:13:07,453 --> 00:13:08,786 Uh-huh. 337 00:13:08,788 --> 00:13:10,838 - And my need of your services. - Right. 338 00:13:10,873 --> 00:13:14,174 I have... I'm being deposed about my lying. 339 00:13:14,210 --> 00:13:15,709 Oh. 340 00:13:15,761 --> 00:13:18,295 And if it's found out that I am a compulsive liar, 341 00:13:18,297 --> 00:13:20,714 - then I'm gonna be disbarred. - Right. 342 00:13:20,766 --> 00:13:23,267 So I was hoping that you could maybe 343 00:13:23,302 --> 00:13:28,222 write a note or something on a piece of paper that... 344 00:13:28,274 --> 00:13:30,224 I'm just... I'm just doing a hand gesture that's a pen. 345 00:13:30,276 --> 00:13:31,692 - Yes. - This is just a... 346 00:13:31,727 --> 00:13:33,394 I'm just pretending I'm holding a pen. 347 00:13:33,446 --> 00:13:35,729 No, that's perfectly wonderful communication skills. 348 00:13:35,781 --> 00:13:37,531 I understood that. Very good. 349 00:13:37,566 --> 00:13:38,949 - Yes. - Good for you. 350 00:13:38,985 --> 00:13:40,901 See, I'm praising you for your honesty. 351 00:13:40,953 --> 00:13:43,120 So it's... I was really holding a pencil. 352 00:13:43,155 --> 00:13:45,406 You know, I'm gonna be honest with you. 353 00:13:45,458 --> 00:13:47,074 There's no way I can take you on, 354 00:13:47,126 --> 00:13:49,376 because there's no treating you. 355 00:13:49,412 --> 00:13:51,161 But now you're angry. 356 00:13:51,163 --> 00:13:52,496 Of course I'm angry. 357 00:13:52,498 --> 00:13:54,748 This has been a colossal waste of my time. 358 00:13:54,800 --> 00:13:56,383 Let's talk about payment. 359 00:13:56,419 --> 00:13:58,719 I'm willing to pay your... your fee, 360 00:13:58,754 --> 00:14:01,805 which is quite a lot. 361 00:14:01,841 --> 00:14:03,173 Really? 362 00:14:03,175 --> 00:14:04,675 Well, each session, uh, 363 00:14:04,677 --> 00:14:05,843 it's three-minute sessions. 364 00:14:05,895 --> 00:14:07,845 Each session is 25. 365 00:14:07,847 --> 00:14:10,647 $2,500 for... so let's do, like, five sessions. 366 00:14:10,683 --> 00:14:15,519 So that's, like, $10,000 plus $500 and something. 367 00:14:15,521 --> 00:14:16,687 Yes, I will. Yes. 368 00:14:16,739 --> 00:14:17,738 - I will. - Oh, great. 369 00:14:17,773 --> 00:14:19,356 Yes, you need help. 370 00:14:24,663 --> 00:14:26,663 - Hello? - Hello. 371 00:14:26,699 --> 00:14:27,865 - Oh. - Hello, darling. 372 00:14:27,867 --> 00:14:29,583 Hi, mother. What are you... 373 00:14:29,618 --> 00:14:31,668 Are you flying? 374 00:14:31,704 --> 00:14:33,670 What are you doing? 375 00:14:33,706 --> 00:14:35,622 Whoa-ho-ho-ho-ho! 376 00:14:35,674 --> 00:14:36,673 Oh! 377 00:14:36,709 --> 00:14:38,125 What's happening? 378 00:14:38,177 --> 00:14:39,877 Oh, darling, I have to undo my harness. 379 00:14:39,879 --> 00:14:41,512 Harness? 380 00:14:41,547 --> 00:14:44,598 What are you, part of Cirque du Soleil now? 381 00:14:44,633 --> 00:14:46,300 No, I'm... 382 00:14:46,352 --> 00:14:48,185 I'm preparing to tamper with the brakes 383 00:14:48,220 --> 00:14:49,436 on the justice's car tonight. 384 00:14:49,472 --> 00:14:50,637 What? 385 00:14:50,689 --> 00:14:52,606 In the Pennsylvania supreme court. 386 00:14:52,641 --> 00:14:53,974 No, why would you do that? 387 00:14:54,026 --> 00:14:55,943 Because I want to get Kip a seat 388 00:14:55,978 --> 00:14:57,861 on the supreme court of Pennsylvania. 389 00:14:57,897 --> 00:15:01,148 The governor only appoints a justice if there's a vacancy. 390 00:15:01,200 --> 00:15:04,651 Well, I shouldn't hear about this plan. 391 00:15:04,703 --> 00:15:06,570 You don't know how to do such a thing. 392 00:15:06,572 --> 00:15:08,405 I know exactly how to do it. 393 00:15:08,407 --> 00:15:10,624 And all I need from you is the password 394 00:15:10,659 --> 00:15:12,242 to Jerome's YouTube account 395 00:15:12,294 --> 00:15:14,878 because that's where the video is that shows you 396 00:15:14,914 --> 00:15:17,881 how to tamper with the justice's brakes. 397 00:15:17,917 --> 00:15:20,084 Oh, you're enlisting your daughter to become 398 00:15:20,086 --> 00:15:23,387 an accomplice in this huge crime, this murder? 399 00:15:23,422 --> 00:15:24,805 No, thank you. I don't even know... 400 00:15:24,840 --> 00:15:27,307 Itsy bitsy bitsy bitsy bitsy bitsy. 401 00:15:27,343 --> 00:15:28,926 Oh, yes, I'm itsy bitsy. I'm sorry. You're right. 402 00:15:28,928 --> 00:15:30,344 I'm horrible. I won't help. 403 00:15:30,396 --> 00:15:32,346 Oh, I'm gonna have fun tonight doing this. 404 00:15:32,398 --> 00:15:34,398 I'm gonna be dressed up as if I'm going to 405 00:15:34,433 --> 00:15:37,351 a high-end cocktail costume party. 406 00:15:37,403 --> 00:15:39,269 I know. You're too conspicuous for this. 407 00:15:39,271 --> 00:15:40,771 And then they're going to lower me down 408 00:15:40,823 --> 00:15:43,407 like Tom Cruise in Mission Impossible, 409 00:15:43,442 --> 00:15:46,276 and I'm going to work on the brakes and tamper with them. 410 00:15:46,328 --> 00:15:47,828 Right. Do you understand the brakes, 411 00:15:47,863 --> 00:15:49,446 mother, are under the car? 412 00:15:49,448 --> 00:15:51,365 - Not over the... - Oh, whatever. 413 00:15:51,417 --> 00:15:52,749 You don't hover over a car to tamper with the brakes. 414 00:15:52,785 --> 00:15:54,785 Wherever the brakes are, 415 00:15:54,837 --> 00:15:57,621 I will find them and I will discontinue them. 416 00:15:57,623 --> 00:15:59,123 Mother, I'm gonna do you a favor 417 00:15:59,125 --> 00:16:01,592 and pretend this conversation never happened. 418 00:16:01,627 --> 00:16:02,709 - All right? - But it didn't. 419 00:16:02,761 --> 00:16:03,794 It didn't happen. 420 00:16:07,867 --> 00:16:10,901 So is... this is the management office I'm speaking with? 421 00:16:10,936 --> 00:16:12,503 Oh, good. All right. 422 00:16:12,538 --> 00:16:14,838 This is Fiona Wallice in the penthouse, 423 00:16:14,874 --> 00:16:17,007 and I already spoke with the doorman, 424 00:16:17,042 --> 00:16:19,443 but I wanted to make sure that you also knew 425 00:16:19,478 --> 00:16:22,012 I am now the only tenant, all right? 426 00:16:22,047 --> 00:16:26,383 And so I also wanted you to know and have, um... 427 00:16:26,418 --> 00:16:28,318 Um, I dropped off a picture 428 00:16:28,354 --> 00:16:32,823 with the doorman and security of Putsy Hodge, 429 00:16:32,858 --> 00:16:38,045 who is not allowed in my penthouse anymore. 430 00:16:38,080 --> 00:16:39,796 Yes, that needs to be clear, all right? 431 00:16:39,832 --> 00:16:41,165 So I dropped that off. 432 00:16:41,167 --> 00:16:43,550 I also dropped off the maintenance fees 433 00:16:43,586 --> 00:16:45,552 for the next year. 434 00:16:45,588 --> 00:16:47,054 Okay. Good. 435 00:16:47,089 --> 00:16:49,640 And, um, well, I think that's it. 436 00:16:50,926 --> 00:16:53,727 All right. Thank you. 437 00:16:53,762 --> 00:16:55,679 I should have gotten his name. 438 00:16:59,919 --> 00:17:01,885 Oh. It's you. 439 00:17:01,921 --> 00:17:03,520 How are you? 440 00:17:03,556 --> 00:17:04,721 Hi. Oh, you're friendly. 441 00:17:04,757 --> 00:17:05,789 You're happy. 442 00:17:05,824 --> 00:17:07,124 What's happening? 443 00:17:07,159 --> 00:17:10,060 Am I gonna be attacked by a drone? 444 00:17:10,095 --> 00:17:13,697 Oh, oh, I'm not calling on any official business. 445 00:17:13,699 --> 00:17:15,832 I'm just calling as a... as a patient 446 00:17:15,868 --> 00:17:19,286 to tell you about, uh, the breakthrough that you caused 447 00:17:19,338 --> 00:17:22,005 that has, I think, just liberated me. 448 00:17:22,041 --> 00:17:23,006 Oh. 449 00:17:23,042 --> 00:17:25,092 I think you really sent me 450 00:17:25,127 --> 00:17:27,344 in just the best direction possible. 451 00:17:27,379 --> 00:17:28,378 - I'm leaving the NSA. - Oh. 452 00:17:28,430 --> 00:17:29,796 That's done. 453 00:17:29,848 --> 00:17:33,684 You know, when you said that I'm just a useless 454 00:17:33,719 --> 00:17:38,021 non-producer who just watches and judges, 455 00:17:38,057 --> 00:17:41,441 that really hit home, and you know what, you're dead right. 456 00:17:41,477 --> 00:17:43,727 I'm just... I was a barnacle on... 457 00:17:43,729 --> 00:17:45,062 Society. 458 00:17:45,114 --> 00:17:47,114 And now I'm gonna go to Google, 459 00:17:47,149 --> 00:17:50,901 which is gonna be really fun, I think. 460 00:17:50,953 --> 00:17:52,986 Wow. That will be fun. 461 00:17:53,038 --> 00:17:54,404 Absolutely. 462 00:17:54,456 --> 00:17:55,906 And I have you to thank for that. 463 00:17:55,908 --> 00:17:57,969 And completely different from an organization 464 00:17:57,989 --> 00:17:59,852 that has all private information on people. 465 00:17:59,872 --> 00:18:01,288 - Real departure. - Uh-huh. 466 00:18:01,323 --> 00:18:02,823 But I think I'll be able to catch up. 467 00:18:02,875 --> 00:18:04,574 You know, I'm the type that hits the ground 468 00:18:04,626 --> 00:18:07,077 with my feet running. 469 00:18:07,079 --> 00:18:08,745 Or that expression. Yes. 470 00:18:08,797 --> 00:18:09,913 - Yeah, yeah. - Yeah. 471 00:18:09,915 --> 00:18:11,548 So thank you so much. 472 00:18:11,583 --> 00:18:12,916 - You know what's... - You're welcome. 473 00:18:12,918 --> 00:18:14,468 as a fan of the show, 474 00:18:14,503 --> 00:18:16,586 watch other people have breakthroughs, 475 00:18:16,638 --> 00:18:18,588 it felt sometimes a little bit false 476 00:18:18,640 --> 00:18:20,090 or it just maybe is my own 477 00:18:20,092 --> 00:18:21,842 lack of understanding of the process, 478 00:18:21,894 --> 00:18:24,811 but now being on the inside of the program with you, it's... 479 00:18:24,847 --> 00:18:26,563 It's not a program. 480 00:18:26,598 --> 00:18:30,484 You can't help but feel your work on a cellular level. 481 00:18:30,519 --> 00:18:31,935 You're welcome. I'm glad you get it now, 482 00:18:31,987 --> 00:18:33,770 that this modality, 483 00:18:33,772 --> 00:18:36,523 it is tough, and it's not for the faint of heart. 484 00:18:36,575 --> 00:18:39,576 You know, you have to be a real survivor, 485 00:18:39,611 --> 00:18:41,161 and you clearly are. 486 00:18:41,196 --> 00:18:43,530 You're one of those superior individuals 487 00:18:43,582 --> 00:18:45,949 - who are made of strong stuff... - Uhhuh. 488 00:18:46,001 --> 00:18:49,202 Who can take that serious, deep look at themselves 489 00:18:49,254 --> 00:18:50,954 and then make a change for the better. 490 00:18:50,956 --> 00:18:53,457 - Congratulations to you, Abel... - Thank you. 491 00:18:53,459 --> 00:18:56,723 or whatever your name really is, but I guess... 492 00:18:56,743 --> 00:18:58,183 It's Mark. 493 00:18:58,203 --> 00:19:00,036 That's a new blazer. 494 00:19:00,038 --> 00:19:02,922 Oh, um, well... 495 00:19:02,958 --> 00:19:03,957 I have a lot of red ones. 496 00:19:04,009 --> 00:19:05,425 And, you know, so... maybe. 497 00:19:05,460 --> 00:19:07,210 - It has... - The lapel seems a little wider. 498 00:19:07,212 --> 00:19:08,678 Okay, yeah. It's a little... 499 00:19:08,714 --> 00:19:10,880 And I'm seeing a little more peekaboo Patty. 500 00:19:10,882 --> 00:19:12,048 - Oh. - You know? 501 00:19:12,050 --> 00:19:13,967 Well, you know, so... oh. Well... 502 00:19:14,019 --> 00:19:15,468 Just a bit. And just enough. 503 00:19:15,520 --> 00:19:17,353 There is something under there, just so you know. 504 00:19:17,389 --> 00:19:19,305 Keep the viewer tuned in. 505 00:19:19,357 --> 00:19:21,191 It's not a show. 506 00:19:21,226 --> 00:19:23,393 You know, I'm really just, as you know, as a patient... 507 00:19:23,445 --> 00:19:24,894 not officially, though. 508 00:19:24,896 --> 00:19:26,813 I mean, for anyone who's listening. 509 00:19:26,865 --> 00:19:29,149 You know what would be really nice as a thank-you gift to me? 510 00:19:29,201 --> 00:19:30,817 'Cause I really don't require 511 00:19:30,869 --> 00:19:32,402 - a thank-you gift... - Uh-huh. 512 00:19:32,404 --> 00:19:35,405 But it would be nice of you if you could maybe go 513 00:19:35,407 --> 00:19:39,709 sneak into your former workplace or if you're still there, 514 00:19:39,745 --> 00:19:42,796 and just delete all of the files that you have 515 00:19:42,798 --> 00:19:46,132 on me and my clients, 'cause it's not fair to them. 516 00:19:46,134 --> 00:19:47,217 Um... 517 00:19:47,219 --> 00:19:49,052 You must be able to devise some... 518 00:19:49,054 --> 00:19:51,137 We... we... we did... 519 00:19:51,139 --> 00:19:54,591 - confinscate, um... - Confiscate. 520 00:19:54,593 --> 00:19:56,226 a certain computer virus. 521 00:19:56,228 --> 00:19:57,894 Oh, a little, like, cyber attack. 522 00:19:57,896 --> 00:19:59,596 - That would be wonderful. - You know, that could work. 523 00:19:59,598 --> 00:20:00,897 That really could work. 524 00:20:00,899 --> 00:20:03,683 If I... if I could... I could... I could probably 525 00:20:03,685 --> 00:20:05,902 keister the thumb drive... 526 00:20:05,904 --> 00:20:07,771 - Keister? - In and... 527 00:20:07,773 --> 00:20:09,405 - That would be wonderful. - That's not a bad idea. 528 00:20:09,407 --> 00:20:11,074 Go into one of the files and... 529 00:20:11,076 --> 00:20:13,693 - I... you know, and the more... - that's... that's a doer. 530 00:20:13,695 --> 00:20:17,947 The more I think about it too, I don't like sharing this. 531 00:20:17,949 --> 00:20:20,416 - Are they listening... - It should be some... 532 00:20:20,418 --> 00:20:21,584 now? 533 00:20:21,586 --> 00:20:23,920 Can they hear us now? 534 00:20:27,509 --> 00:20:30,126 Oh, doctor, what a funny idea that you just... 535 00:20:30,128 --> 00:20:32,503 what a joke you just made. 536 00:20:32,523 --> 00:20:35,781 - It's a script that I am woking on. - That was really... 537 00:20:35,801 --> 00:20:38,135 - I have something in my eye. - Mm-hmm. 538 00:20:38,137 --> 00:20:39,519 What a funny joke idea, though... 539 00:20:40,806 --> 00:20:42,305 For a different show other than yours. 540 00:20:42,307 --> 00:20:43,557 But of course, we would never... 541 00:20:43,559 --> 00:20:46,174 - This isn't a show. - Do that. 542 00:20:46,194 --> 00:20:49,177 But this is a show of a plan. 543 00:20:49,376 --> 00:20:51,313 - A plan that would be illegal. - Uhhuh. 544 00:20:51,315 --> 00:20:52,481 - Yeah. - Right. 545 00:20:52,483 --> 00:20:54,033 - Okay. - Mm-hmm. 546 00:20:54,035 --> 00:20:55,534 - Great. - Okay, wonderful. 547 00:20:55,536 --> 00:20:59,371 So as this being perhaps one of the last times 548 00:20:59,373 --> 00:21:02,992 - I'm gonna talk to you, I... - We can speak... 549 00:21:02,994 --> 00:21:06,495 once you're on your new job and maybe you can introduce them 550 00:21:06,497 --> 00:21:09,581 to the idea of, "oh, it's a wonderful modality"? 551 00:21:09,583 --> 00:21:10,799 "Maybe Google should do it. 552 00:21:10,801 --> 00:21:12,334 "I experienced it myself. 553 00:21:12,336 --> 00:21:15,504 This is a worthwhile purchase for 100, 150 million." 554 00:21:15,506 --> 00:21:17,006 - You know. - Yeah. 555 00:21:17,008 --> 00:21:19,224 They don't like it is the unfortunate thing. 556 00:21:19,226 --> 00:21:20,509 - I did bring it up to them. - Oh. 557 00:21:20,511 --> 00:21:21,844 'Cause it's why I was there. 558 00:21:21,846 --> 00:21:23,429 They asked, "why the change of heart?" 559 00:21:23,431 --> 00:21:25,347 And I... and I spoke very highly of you. 560 00:21:25,349 --> 00:21:26,765 And it didn't really matter. 561 00:21:26,767 --> 00:21:28,767 Okay, well, I don't need the details. 562 00:21:28,769 --> 00:21:30,519 - I'll just keep doing what I do. - Yeah. 563 00:21:30,521 --> 00:21:32,738 And then they won't be able to see it any other way... 564 00:21:32,740 --> 00:21:34,023 I don't think they... 565 00:21:34,025 --> 00:21:35,658 as, you know, a worthwhile endeavor, yeah. 566 00:21:35,660 --> 00:21:37,326 Again, you got to be on the inside 567 00:21:37,328 --> 00:21:39,695 to really feel the impact of your techniques. 568 00:21:39,697 --> 00:21:41,580 From the outside, they seem... 569 00:21:41,582 --> 00:21:43,082 - Right. - insane. 570 00:21:43,084 --> 00:21:44,083 What? Really? 571 00:21:44,085 --> 00:21:45,167 I'm gonna miss it, though. 572 00:21:45,169 --> 00:21:46,502 I'm really gonna miss it. 573 00:21:46,504 --> 00:21:48,671 Just the cast of characters you have on. 574 00:21:48,673 --> 00:21:52,174 They're not characters. They're people, you know. 575 00:21:52,176 --> 00:21:53,175 Yeah. Sure. 576 00:21:53,177 --> 00:21:54,209 This is so funny. 577 00:21:54,211 --> 00:21:55,627 It's kind of fun to have a fan. 578 00:21:55,629 --> 00:21:58,881 I've never had someone that admired me so much. 579 00:21:58,883 --> 00:22:00,265 Well, in this way, so much. 580 00:22:00,267 --> 00:22:02,885 Of course, there's often transference, 581 00:22:02,887 --> 00:22:06,221 and clients are often extremely attracted to me. 582 00:22:06,223 --> 00:22:07,690 - You know. - Yeah. 583 00:22:07,692 --> 00:22:10,392 But not in this way. This... this is different. 584 00:22:10,394 --> 00:22:15,030 You're one of only, um, a few women I can think of 585 00:22:15,032 --> 00:22:18,484 that I've had, you know, fan-like crushes on. 586 00:22:18,486 --> 00:22:20,619 Oh. Who were some of the others? 587 00:22:20,621 --> 00:22:21,904 Just so I can... 588 00:22:21,906 --> 00:22:23,572 Oh, you know, different actors that have been... 589 00:22:23,574 --> 00:22:24,740 Oh. Like... 590 00:22:24,742 --> 00:22:26,075 - Bea Arthur. - Oh. 591 00:22:26,077 --> 00:22:28,827 She's just phenomenal, um, actor. 592 00:22:28,829 --> 00:22:30,996 - Just so talented. - Oh. 593 00:22:30,998 --> 00:22:32,965 Just really liked her, her body of work. 594 00:22:32,967 --> 00:22:34,083 Uh-huh. 595 00:22:34,085 --> 00:22:35,501 Listen. I got to be honest. 596 00:22:35,503 --> 00:22:37,252 I'm just... I'm gonna really miss you. 597 00:22:37,254 --> 00:22:39,638 Oh, I'm... you know what? I'm gonna miss you too. 598 00:22:39,640 --> 00:22:41,390 I have to... even though you've known me 599 00:22:41,392 --> 00:22:43,258 longer than I've known you, but you know, 600 00:22:43,260 --> 00:22:46,512 my husband's not that interested in my work, 601 00:22:46,514 --> 00:22:48,897 and it's... it's nice to have someone 602 00:22:48,899 --> 00:22:50,682 who is to talk about it with. 603 00:22:50,684 --> 00:22:52,935 I mean, I... some of your sessions, 604 00:22:52,937 --> 00:22:54,603 the people are so dull. 605 00:22:54,605 --> 00:22:56,071 I don't know how you get through it. 606 00:22:56,073 --> 00:22:57,656 - What do you... - Right. 607 00:22:57,658 --> 00:23:00,609 So fascinating for you to see me cope with the dullards, 608 00:23:00,611 --> 00:23:02,444 but then a real challenge for me 609 00:23:02,446 --> 00:23:06,115 is to try to look engaged or sound engaged. 610 00:23:06,117 --> 00:23:07,332 I... you know what? 611 00:23:07,334 --> 00:23:08,784 I'll tell you my secret. All right? 612 00:23:08,786 --> 00:23:10,035 - This is between us. - Yeah. 613 00:23:10,037 --> 00:23:11,453 I sometimes doodle. 614 00:23:11,455 --> 00:23:13,956 And then I have this game on my phone 615 00:23:13,958 --> 00:23:15,541 that I think is really fun. 616 00:23:15,543 --> 00:23:17,626 So sometimes I'm just playing that. 617 00:23:17,628 --> 00:23:20,262 It's called... it's this game with the ball... 618 00:23:20,264 --> 00:23:21,513 - colored balls and numbers. - Ah! 619 00:23:21,515 --> 00:23:22,798 And you have to... 620 00:23:22,800 --> 00:23:24,349 well, I'm losing this one, 621 00:23:24,351 --> 00:23:27,302 but it just really helps so much to... 622 00:23:27,304 --> 00:23:29,054 you know, 'cause I can be, "yes, no, no, 623 00:23:29,056 --> 00:23:31,473 I just want to make sure I take notes on my phone." 624 00:23:31,475 --> 00:23:33,192 Did you see me? What a great trick. 625 00:23:33,194 --> 00:23:36,145 Oh, I take notes on my phone like young people do, you know. 626 00:23:36,147 --> 00:23:39,198 I always think that you're taking notes on your phone... 627 00:23:39,200 --> 00:23:40,649 Of course... of course I'm not. 628 00:23:40,651 --> 00:23:42,151 And you're playing this game with balls. 629 00:23:42,153 --> 00:23:44,286 I'm playing the... it's Drop7. 630 00:23:44,288 --> 00:23:45,537 - Yeah. - Great. 631 00:23:45,539 --> 00:23:46,789 Anyway... 632 00:23:46,791 --> 00:23:48,323 This has been so helpful. Thank you. 633 00:23:48,325 --> 00:23:50,459 All right, well, go do your packing. 634 00:23:50,461 --> 00:23:52,211 And, uh, good luck to you. 635 00:23:52,213 --> 00:23:53,462 Okay. Thank you, doctor. 636 00:23:53,464 --> 00:23:54,546 All the best. Bye-bye. 637 00:23:54,548 --> 00:23:56,931 Bye. 638 00:23:57,802 --> 00:23:59,501 And if you're still listening, 639 00:23:59,503 --> 00:24:03,505 I might be in D.C. next week if you'll still be there. 640 00:24:04,675 --> 00:24:07,245 I'll delay my trip. 641 00:24:13,017 --> 00:24:14,183 Oh, you didn't get that? 642 00:24:14,185 --> 00:24:15,651 I didn't get it, mm-mm. 643 00:24:15,653 --> 00:24:17,069 Okay, so what more do you need? 644 00:24:17,071 --> 00:24:18,237 What do you need me to... 645 00:24:18,239 --> 00:24:20,903 Just be better. 646 00:24:25,779 --> 00:24:26,912 Okay. Well... 647 00:24:26,914 --> 00:24:28,530 And then did you see throw-mo... 648 00:24:34,004 --> 00:24:35,537 I mean, what an interesting name. 649 00:24:35,539 --> 00:24:37,995 Where are you from? 650 00:24:38,959 --> 00:24:40,709 Oh. 651 00:24:40,711 --> 00:24:41,710 All right. 652 00:24:41,712 --> 00:24:43,745 No, I have. Thank you. 653 00:24:43,747 --> 00:24:46,415 Okay, if you see something, say something. 654 00:24:46,417 --> 00:24:48,016 Let's see. 655 00:24:52,171 --> 00:24:56,651 sync and corrected by ninh www.addic7ed.com 48098

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