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Behold!
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The king of the Koopas.
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Open the gates, or die.
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Attack!
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That is but a taste of our fury.
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Do you yield?
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I do not.
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I finally found it.
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And now, no one can stop me!
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♪ Oh, we're the Mario Brothers
and plumbing's a game ♪
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♪ We're not like the others
who get all the fame ♪
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♪ When your sink is in trouble ♪
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♪ You could call us on the double ♪
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♪ We're faster than the others ♪
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♪ You'll be hooked on the brothers ♪
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It's-a me, Mario!
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And-a Luigi!
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Are you tired of paying
too much for plumbing?
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Mamma Mia!
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That's why the
Super Mario Brothers are here.
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- Out to save Brooklyn,
- and-a Queens,
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and your wallet!
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Thank you,
Super Mario Bros.
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It seems like the only thing you
haven't drained is my bank account.
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Forget the expensive plumbing companies.
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So when you're just a face, with the
Super Mario Brothers, you're family.
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♪ On the brothers,
the brothers, the brothers ♪
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Wow,
you were great!
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I was great?
Are you kidding me?
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You were great!
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I am so glad, we spent our
life savings on this commercial.
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That is not a commercial!
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That is cinema.
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Eh, what about the accents?
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Is it...
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Is it too much?
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Too much?!
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It's-a perfect!
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Wahoo!
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Okay, I'm gonna trust you.
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Well, well, well...
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If it isn't Brooklyn's favorite failures,
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the stupid Mario Brothers.
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Ah, great.
Spike's here.
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Hey, Spike.
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Yeah, "It's-a me"!
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Ooh, yeah...
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Tell me...
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Have you even gotten one call, since
you left me to start your dumb company?
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As a matter of fact, Spike...
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We have.
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Wow, really?
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Uh, yeah.
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Our mom called and she said,
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"Oh, boys! That's the best
commercial I've ever seen."
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And I said,
"Thank you very much, mother.
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We're very proud of it."
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So, boom!
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Good luck running a
business with this idiot.
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Say that again about my brother,
and you're gonna regret it.
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Oh, yeah?
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Get this through
your tiny brain, Mario.
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You're a joke!
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And you always will be.
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Are you insane?!
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He's three times your size!
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Luigi, come on.
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You know, you can't
be scared all the time.
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Mmm, you'd be surprised.
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Hello, Super Mario Brothers.
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Uh-huh.
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A drip in your faucet, that's great!
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I mean, that's...
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That's great you called us because we
can be there and we can fix it right away.
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Okay!
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Mario, we got one!
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The Super Mario Brothers
are in business!
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Oh, no!
We're gonna be late.
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No, we're not.
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Come on, let's go.
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Hey, wait up!
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This way!
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Come on, Lou.
Step on it.
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Here you go.
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Aw, Mario!
What are ya doing?
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Hey!
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Get off from there!
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You can't be here!
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I know!
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- I'm workin' here!
- So sorry.
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- Come on, Luigi.
- I'm so sorry.
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I'm trying!
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I got bad knees.
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Oh, wow!
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We have hit the big time.
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The drip is right upstairs,
at the end of the hall.
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Can you fix it?
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Very confident, sir.
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You'll be careful about making a mess.
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Ma'am, I assure you.
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We don't make messes,
we fix 'em.
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That's Francis.
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He likes you.
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♪ Mama, mama, mama,
you have your baby ♪
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Wrench.
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Mhm.
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And, our first job complete.
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- Hey!
- Hey!
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Francis is here.
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Hey there, pal.
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Mario!
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Do something!
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Mamma Mia!
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Uh, Mario?
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The hellhound is gonna escape!
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No, it won't.
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Hey, uh...
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Mario?
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Uh, who's a good puppy?
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Who's a good boy?
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Found the problem.
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- Maybe, it wasn't a bad day.
- Why do you smell good?
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Hey-o!
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It's the Super Mario Brothers,
from the TV.
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- They give an Oscar for worst actors?
- Hey!
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What I do?
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So, uh...
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So everybody saw
the commercial then?
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Uh-huh, we seen it.
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- And?
- I wouldn't quit your day job.
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Oops, he already did.
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Well, I thought it was incredible.
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It belongs in a movie theater.
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Ah, mushrooms?!
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Everybody loves mushrooms, right?
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I love mushrooms;
I'll take it.
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Mario, seriously...
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What were you thinking
with that commercial?
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What?!
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It's supposed to be funny.
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Can someone pass the bread?
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Yeah, but what's
with the outfits?
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Plumbers wearing white gloves?
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That's right.
You gotta have a trademark.
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Gotta stand out.
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Don't listen to them.
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The world laughed
at Da Vinci, too.
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Uh, I'm not sure they did, ma.
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Dad?
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What did you think?
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I think you're nuts.
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You don't leave a steady job
for some crazy dream.
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And the worst part...
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You're bringing your brother down with you.
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Thanks, dad.
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Thanks for your support.
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What I say?
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- Thanks for tuning in.
- NEW YORK TRAFFIC REPORT
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Hey.
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Nah, you're not bringing me down.
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You know what!
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What do they know, huh?
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It's not just them.
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Our whole lives, everyone's telling us,
you can't do this, you can't do that.
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Sick and tired of feeling so small.
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A water main burst underground today.
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Stopping subway service
and flooding downtown Brooklyn.
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Everything is under control,
I promise you.
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- We are very close to fixing this.
- PIPELINE FAILURE FLOODS BROOKLYN
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- Out of the way!
- It's alright!
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Somebody help!
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Somebody save Brooklyn!
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Save Brooklyn?
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Luigi...
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This is our chance!
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Destiny is calling!
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Destiny del Monchu
from high school?
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What?
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No!
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Just come on.
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I got this.
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They're not even
looking in the right place.
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Come on, Lou.
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You are not seriously considering...
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Mario!
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We got to get to
that pressure valve.
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Mario, really?
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I knew saving Brooklyn was a bad idea.
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Come on.
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Woah!
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What is this place?
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Looks like nobody's been
down here for years.
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Luigi?
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Luigi, are you in there?
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Luigi!
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What?
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Luigi!
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Mario!
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Gimme your hand!
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It's all gonna be okay!
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How is this gonna be okay?!
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I'm telling you!
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Nothing can hurt us,
as long as we're together!
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Mario!
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Luigi!
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00:17:24,581 --> 00:17:27,373
Do not touch that mushroom!
You'll die!
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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That one's perfectly fine.
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Ah, it's a little mushroom man.
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A little mushroom man,
talking to me.
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Pleased to meet ya!
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I'm Toad.
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Uh, Mario.
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So this uh...
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This is, this is not a dream?
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That hurt, right?
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Yes!
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Definitely, not a dream.
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Then, then...
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- This place is...
- The Mushroom Kingdom!
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Mushrooms, really?
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00:17:56,331 --> 00:17:57,998
Now, that is a cruel twist of fate.
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Hello.
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00:18:07,081 --> 00:18:08,664
Yeah, I'm actually looking for somebody.
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00:18:08,664 --> 00:18:09,914
My brother, in fact.
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00:18:09,956 --> 00:18:13,039
He looks exactly like me,
but tall, and skinny, and green.
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00:18:13,456 --> 00:18:15,706
See, last time I saw him,
he was falling through a pipe.
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It was foggy and I believe there was lava.
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Uh, that is not good.
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00:18:21,539 --> 00:18:22,539
Umm...
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Your brother has landed in the Dark Lands.
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They're under Bowser's control.
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Bowser?
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He's the most evil,
wretched creature alive.
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I'm taking you to see the princess.
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She can help.
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She can do anything.
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Princess?
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Come on, Mario!
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Our big adventure begins now!
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Hang on, Luigi.
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00:19:21,914 --> 00:19:23,748
Mario?
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00:19:23,789 --> 00:19:25,206
Mario?
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00:19:25,206 --> 00:19:26,539
Where are you?
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00:19:27,248 --> 00:19:28,914
Huh?
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00:20:08,414 --> 00:20:09,414
Haha!
248
00:20:09,414 --> 00:20:10,456
Yes!
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00:20:10,456 --> 00:20:13,331
You just got a-Luigi'd.
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This way, Mario!
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The princess is right up that hill.
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Excuse me, everybody.
Coming through.
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Got a big adventure happening, right now.
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Clear a path for us.
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- If I could just...
- Here you go.
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Excuse me.
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00:21:50,581 --> 00:21:53,081
Excuse me, everybody!
Coming through!
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This guy's brother is
going to die imminently!
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Out of the way, please!
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Just trying to clear a path.
That's all I'm doing.
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He's gonna be fine.
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- Shake Shroom!
- Morning!
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00:22:01,747 --> 00:22:03,289
Nice to see ya, bud.
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00:22:05,622 --> 00:22:07,331
Does this thing work?
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Yeah, it works great.
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Hey, you just have to blow into it.
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And...
Up, we go.
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Wait, up?
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Okay, so these bricks
are just floating here?
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Just pop in this pipe
and we're on our way.
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The only way to fly, man.
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Oh, wow.
Love these pipes.
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00:23:07,831 --> 00:23:09,664
Aw, come on!
274
00:23:14,081 --> 00:23:14,914
Here we are.
275
00:23:14,914 --> 00:23:15,664
Palace doors.
276
00:23:15,706 --> 00:23:16,706
Bing, bang, boom.
277
00:23:19,664 --> 00:23:21,206
Come on, haha.
278
00:23:21,247 --> 00:23:22,581
Woo!
279
00:23:22,747 --> 00:23:24,122
Woah.
280
00:23:29,789 --> 00:23:32,664
Pretty impressive,
am I right?
281
00:23:35,997 --> 00:23:38,206
Hold it right there, you two.
282
00:23:38,247 --> 00:23:39,081
Oh, hey.
283
00:23:39,122 --> 00:23:41,164
I need to see the princess.
284
00:23:41,206 --> 00:23:42,331
It's an emergency.
285
00:23:44,539 --> 00:23:45,789
What princess?
286
00:23:45,789 --> 00:23:47,664
I never heard of any princess.
287
00:23:47,706 --> 00:23:48,789
Oh, wait.
I did.
288
00:23:48,831 --> 00:23:51,081
Our princess, though,
is in another castle.
289
00:23:51,122 --> 00:23:52,497
Oh, yeah. That's right.
290
00:23:52,539 --> 00:23:54,372
You should try
another castle, maybe.
291
00:23:54,414 --> 00:23:56,372
She ain't in this one.
292
00:23:56,372 --> 00:23:57,122
Huh?
293
00:23:57,122 --> 00:23:58,956
Okay, so they're
messing with you.
294
00:23:58,997 --> 00:23:59,706
And...
295
00:23:59,706 --> 00:24:01,039
I don't like it.
296
00:24:04,956 --> 00:24:06,081
What do you guys, um...
297
00:24:06,122 --> 00:24:07,289
What you wanna eat?
298
00:24:07,331 --> 00:24:09,164
Anything your heart desires.
299
00:24:09,164 --> 00:24:09,789
Go!
300
00:24:09,831 --> 00:24:12,331
And we're gonna scramble it up.
301
00:24:19,664 --> 00:24:21,747
- Hey!
- Intruder!
302
00:24:21,789 --> 00:24:23,164
Stop him!
303
00:24:23,164 --> 00:24:25,330
- Intruder!
- Stop him!
304
00:24:25,372 --> 00:24:27,247
Back to work!
We know!
305
00:24:27,289 --> 00:24:28,705
Stop him!
306
00:24:43,372 --> 00:24:45,289
Council, your attention!
307
00:24:45,330 --> 00:24:49,872
Bowser has found the Super Star
and is headed toward our Kingdom.
308
00:24:49,914 --> 00:24:52,997
Its power will
make him invincible.
309
00:24:52,997 --> 00:24:54,997
We will be destroyed.
310
00:24:57,122 --> 00:24:59,622
Princess, what are we gonna do?
311
00:24:59,664 --> 00:25:01,914
I will not let him hurt you.
312
00:25:07,747 --> 00:25:10,330
We are going to stop Bowser.
313
00:25:10,372 --> 00:25:11,122
How?
314
00:25:11,122 --> 00:25:12,080
Look at us...
315
00:25:12,122 --> 00:25:13,747
We're adorable.
316
00:25:13,747 --> 00:25:17,705
I'm going to convince the
great Kong Army to help us.
317
00:25:17,747 --> 00:25:20,664
Together, we'll annihilate that monster.
318
00:25:20,705 --> 00:25:23,414
Their mad king doesn't make alliances.
319
00:25:23,414 --> 00:25:25,705
The Kongs will never agree.
320
00:25:25,705 --> 00:25:27,664
I can convince him.
321
00:25:27,705 --> 00:25:30,122
I'll leave for the Jungle Kingdom,
in the morning.
322
00:25:31,330 --> 00:25:32,997
Good luck, Princess.
323
00:25:32,997 --> 00:25:34,830
For all our sakes.
324
00:25:43,872 --> 00:25:48,330
Princess...
325
00:25:52,414 --> 00:25:53,622
Princess, I...
326
00:25:56,830 --> 00:25:58,580
Wait!
Release him.
327
00:26:03,414 --> 00:26:04,747
Are you...
328
00:26:07,039 --> 00:26:07,830
He's a human!
329
00:26:07,872 --> 00:26:09,622
I mean...
You are human, right?
330
00:26:09,664 --> 00:26:12,164
- It's just, you're so small.
- Hey!
331
00:26:12,164 --> 00:26:13,789
Wait, wait, wait.
Let's go back.
332
00:26:13,830 --> 00:26:15,122
Where did you come from?
333
00:26:15,414 --> 00:26:17,414
Me and my little brother, Luigi.
334
00:26:17,455 --> 00:26:19,039
We fell down this pipe.
335
00:26:19,080 --> 00:26:21,747
And now, he's lost,
somewhere in the Dark Lands.
336
00:26:21,789 --> 00:26:25,664
Then, it's only a matter of time
until he's captured by Bowser.
337
00:26:25,705 --> 00:26:27,039
But you're in luck.
338
00:26:27,080 --> 00:26:28,830
I'm on my way to stop him.
339
00:26:28,872 --> 00:26:30,414
Well, take me with you.
340
00:26:30,414 --> 00:26:31,997
This guy's a lunatic.
341
00:26:31,997 --> 00:26:33,414
A psycho.
342
00:26:33,455 --> 00:26:35,539
He will eat you for breakfast.
343
00:26:35,580 --> 00:26:37,664
He won't even notice it probably.
344
00:26:37,664 --> 00:26:40,372
Cause you're very, very small.
345
00:26:40,414 --> 00:26:42,414
You know what,
make fun of me all you want.
346
00:26:42,414 --> 00:26:44,289
But you're gonna help me find my brother.
347
00:26:45,955 --> 00:26:47,122
Please?
348
00:26:48,664 --> 00:26:49,914
Okay.
349
00:26:49,955 --> 00:26:51,705
Let's see what you're made of.
350
00:26:52,580 --> 00:26:54,039
Is that a yes?
351
00:26:54,039 --> 00:26:54,705
No.
352
00:26:54,747 --> 00:26:58,205
That's a, "Let's see what you're made of".
353
00:27:46,788 --> 00:27:48,413
If you can finish this,
354
00:27:48,455 --> 00:27:49,830
you're coming with me.
355
00:27:49,872 --> 00:27:51,622
Watch and learn.
356
00:28:34,580 --> 00:28:36,122
That was amazing.
357
00:28:36,122 --> 00:28:36,788
Wait...
358
00:28:36,788 --> 00:28:38,288
How am I supposed to do that?
359
00:28:38,330 --> 00:28:39,705
With the power-ups.
360
00:28:39,705 --> 00:28:42,122
They give us special abilities.
361
00:28:44,288 --> 00:28:45,372
Ugh!
362
00:28:45,372 --> 00:28:46,372
Really?!
363
00:28:46,413 --> 00:28:47,288
Go on...
364
00:28:47,288 --> 00:28:48,330
Eat it.
365
00:28:49,788 --> 00:28:50,955
Ugh!
366
00:28:53,205 --> 00:28:54,580
Now, this has to be a mushroom?
367
00:28:54,580 --> 00:28:56,913
Cause I just,
hate mushrooms and...
368
00:28:56,913 --> 00:28:58,788
Okay, okay...
369
00:29:00,497 --> 00:29:01,413
Are you sure
there's not like a...
370
00:29:01,455 --> 00:29:04,788
Down the hatch!
Yep, there it is. And all gone.
371
00:29:07,080 --> 00:29:08,413
Not cool!
372
00:29:23,997 --> 00:29:25,080
I'm tall.
373
00:29:25,080 --> 00:29:26,288
And strong.
374
00:29:29,038 --> 00:29:30,663
And, you can jump.
375
00:29:31,205 --> 00:29:33,997
I got this.
No problem.
376
00:29:46,538 --> 00:29:47,705
Oh, yeah.
377
00:29:47,747 --> 00:29:50,247
When you get hit,
you lose the power.
378
00:29:52,330 --> 00:29:53,372
Great...
379
00:29:57,038 --> 00:29:58,663
Come on, try again.
380
00:31:11,372 --> 00:31:12,580
Well...
381
00:31:12,622 --> 00:31:15,913
We have a long journey
ahead of us, moustache.
382
00:31:15,955 --> 00:31:17,163
But I didn't make it.
383
00:31:17,163 --> 00:31:18,538
You almost did.
384
00:31:18,580 --> 00:31:20,288
No one gets it right away.
385
00:31:20,330 --> 00:31:22,288
How many tries did it take you?
386
00:31:22,330 --> 00:31:24,288
Oh! So many...
387
00:31:24,330 --> 00:31:26,455
I was not good at it.
388
00:31:26,496 --> 00:31:28,038
Worse than you.
389
00:31:28,371 --> 00:31:29,580
You got it right away, didn't you?
390
00:31:29,621 --> 00:31:32,163
I got it right away, but I grew up here.
391
00:31:32,163 --> 00:31:32,788
Okay.
392
00:31:32,830 --> 00:31:34,413
Now, you're just trying
to make me feel better.
393
00:31:34,413 --> 00:31:35,621
No!
394
00:31:35,621 --> 00:31:37,246
No...
395
00:31:38,288 --> 00:31:39,205
Is it working?
396
00:31:39,246 --> 00:31:41,538
A little bit, yeah.
397
00:32:11,080 --> 00:32:12,496
My army!
398
00:32:12,830 --> 00:32:14,371
Koopas!
399
00:32:14,371 --> 00:32:15,913
Goombas!
400
00:32:15,955 --> 00:32:18,080
Whatever those things are.
401
00:32:18,121 --> 00:32:23,246
After years of searching for
the Super Star, it is finally ours!
402
00:32:23,580 --> 00:32:27,163
I am now, the most
powerful turtle in the world!
403
00:32:28,163 --> 00:32:30,955
Soon, we will arrive at
the Mushroom Kingdom.
404
00:32:31,871 --> 00:32:34,830
Where after years of being sworn enemies,
405
00:32:34,830 --> 00:32:40,121
I will ask their princess to
marry me in a fairy tale wedding!
406
00:32:42,455 --> 00:32:44,205
Yeah...
407
00:32:44,246 --> 00:32:46,413
Did he say marry their princess?
408
00:32:46,413 --> 00:32:48,080
Doesn't she hate you?
409
00:32:48,080 --> 00:32:50,163
Of course, she hates me.
410
00:32:50,205 --> 00:32:52,871
But that makes me love her, all the more.
411
00:32:52,871 --> 00:32:54,871
Her heart-shaped bangs.
412
00:32:54,871 --> 00:32:57,371
The way she floats in the breeze.
413
00:32:57,371 --> 00:32:59,580
Her immovable tiara.
414
00:32:59,621 --> 00:33:01,663
And when she sees this Star...
415
00:33:01,663 --> 00:33:04,705
Oh, ho, ho, ho,
wedding bells.
416
00:33:04,705 --> 00:33:06,496
Well, what if she says no?
417
00:33:09,371 --> 00:33:13,080
Then, I will power up with this Star
and destroy the Mushroom Kingdom.
418
00:33:13,955 --> 00:33:17,038
Prepare yourselves
for the best wedding ever.
419
00:33:17,288 --> 00:33:19,621
It's gonna rock!
420
00:34:29,080 --> 00:34:31,455
They're all counting on us.
421
00:34:31,496 --> 00:34:33,246
No pressure.
422
00:34:45,038 --> 00:34:46,288
My toads!
423
00:34:46,329 --> 00:34:49,288
Our days of terror are almost over.
424
00:34:49,329 --> 00:34:51,371
With the help of the Kong Army,
425
00:34:51,371 --> 00:34:53,121
we will stop...
426
00:34:53,163 --> 00:34:55,246
Uh...
Who's he?
427
00:34:57,621 --> 00:34:59,329
He's not important!
428
00:35:16,371 --> 00:35:17,496
Nervous?
429
00:35:17,496 --> 00:35:18,496
Who, me?
430
00:35:19,079 --> 00:35:19,996
Yes...
431
00:35:20,038 --> 00:35:20,829
A little.
432
00:35:21,413 --> 00:35:23,746
♪ We're going on an adventure ♪
433
00:35:23,746 --> 00:35:24,746
Come on, guys!
434
00:35:27,954 --> 00:35:29,288
Hey, Mario!
435
00:35:29,329 --> 00:35:30,246
You know this guy?
436
00:35:30,288 --> 00:35:31,663
- Uh...
- We're best friends.
437
00:35:31,704 --> 00:35:32,829
But are we?
438
00:35:33,663 --> 00:35:34,746
Don't worry.
439
00:35:34,788 --> 00:35:37,954
I will protect you.
440
00:35:38,538 --> 00:35:41,329
A toad, brave enough to join me.
441
00:35:41,371 --> 00:35:43,163
I fear nothing.
442
00:35:43,913 --> 00:35:44,954
Well, that settles it.
443
00:35:44,954 --> 00:35:46,288
You're coming with us.
444
00:35:46,329 --> 00:35:47,913
- Let's move!
- Haha!
445
00:35:47,954 --> 00:35:51,121
♪ I said, we're going on an adventure ♪
446
00:36:22,079 --> 00:36:24,329
Pretty incredible, huh?
447
00:36:24,371 --> 00:36:26,454
Mamma Mia.
448
00:36:27,079 --> 00:36:31,954
I'll never let anyone ruin this.
449
00:36:42,996 --> 00:36:47,788
♪ Peach, you're so cool ♪
450
00:36:47,788 --> 00:36:53,288
♪ And with my Star, we're gonna rule ♪
451
00:36:53,329 --> 00:36:57,663
♪ Peach, understand ♪
452
00:36:57,704 --> 00:37:02,996
♪ I'm gonna love you 'til the very end ♪
453
00:37:03,913 --> 00:37:09,038
♪ Peaches, Peaches,
Peaches-Peaches-Peaches ♪
454
00:37:09,079 --> 00:37:12,621
♪ I love you ♪
455
00:37:12,663 --> 00:37:14,204
♪ Oh! ♪
456
00:37:14,246 --> 00:37:17,913
♪ Peaches! Peaches! ♪
457
00:37:17,954 --> 00:37:20,371
Sir?
458
00:37:20,371 --> 00:37:21,663
What?
459
00:37:21,663 --> 00:37:24,496
A report from our intelligence.
460
00:37:24,496 --> 00:37:28,913
A mustachioed human has
arrived in the Mushroom Kingdom.
461
00:37:29,996 --> 00:37:32,413
The princess has been training him.
462
00:37:32,413 --> 00:37:34,954
They are up to something, sire.
463
00:37:37,579 --> 00:37:39,246
Sit...
464
00:37:39,288 --> 00:37:40,954
Jam with me.
465
00:37:45,038 --> 00:37:46,871
This human...
466
00:37:46,871 --> 00:37:48,454
Where did he come from?
467
00:37:48,454 --> 00:37:49,454
We...
468
00:37:49,496 --> 00:37:51,038
aren't sure?
469
00:37:51,079 --> 00:37:53,788
Does the princess like him?
470
00:37:53,829 --> 00:37:54,829
Sire...
471
00:37:54,829 --> 00:37:56,329
Look in the mirror!
472
00:37:56,371 --> 00:37:58,746
You have nothing to worry about.
473
00:37:58,746 --> 00:37:59,746
I know that.
474
00:37:59,788 --> 00:38:01,496
I'm not threatened.
475
00:38:03,621 --> 00:38:07,704
Find out who he is,
and what they're plotting!
476
00:38:07,746 --> 00:38:09,954
I'm on it, sire.
477
00:38:09,996 --> 00:38:12,204
May I lift the cover?
478
00:38:12,204 --> 00:38:13,121
Not yet.
479
00:38:13,162 --> 00:38:15,329
Pain is the best teacher.
480
00:38:26,412 --> 00:38:27,912
Thinking about your brother?
481
00:38:28,412 --> 00:38:30,412
We've never been apart this long.
482
00:38:30,579 --> 00:38:31,746
Don't worry...
483
00:38:31,746 --> 00:38:33,204
We're going to save him.
484
00:38:49,412 --> 00:38:51,996
You don't seem,
like you're from here.
485
00:38:52,412 --> 00:38:54,704
I don't know where I'm from.
486
00:38:54,912 --> 00:38:55,746
Really?
487
00:38:56,121 --> 00:38:57,037
Yep.
488
00:38:57,079 --> 00:39:00,371
My earliest memory is arriving.
489
00:39:07,287 --> 00:39:09,246
I was so lucky they found me.
490
00:39:10,079 --> 00:39:11,162
They took me in...
491
00:39:13,079 --> 00:39:15,079
Raised me, like one of their own...
492
00:39:15,204 --> 00:39:18,454
And, when I was ready...
493
00:39:18,454 --> 00:39:22,412
they made me their princess.
494
00:39:25,954 --> 00:39:27,746
Hey, maybe, you're from my world.
495
00:39:29,537 --> 00:39:34,954
There's a huge universe out there,
with a lot of galaxies.
496
00:40:18,496 --> 00:40:21,037
We found him in the Dark Lands.
497
00:40:26,246 --> 00:40:27,704
Leave him to me.
498
00:40:36,704 --> 00:40:38,537
What is your name?
499
00:40:38,579 --> 00:40:39,704
Uh...
500
00:40:39,746 --> 00:40:41,079
Luigi.
501
00:40:42,371 --> 00:40:44,329
Not sure if you know who I am,
502
00:40:44,329 --> 00:40:47,996
but I'm about to marry
a princess and rule the world.
503
00:40:48,412 --> 00:40:49,287
Wow!
504
00:40:50,496 --> 00:40:51,371
Yay...
505
00:40:51,996 --> 00:40:55,204
But there's one problem, Luigi.
506
00:40:55,246 --> 00:40:58,287
There's a human
traveling with my fiancée.
507
00:40:58,287 --> 00:41:01,496
Has a mustache,
just like you.
508
00:41:01,496 --> 00:41:03,162
Do you know him?
509
00:41:03,204 --> 00:41:04,287
No.
510
00:41:04,329 --> 00:41:05,246
No!
511
00:41:05,329 --> 00:41:07,287
Ah! A tough one, I see.
512
00:41:07,329 --> 00:41:09,037
Maybe, this will get you to talk.
513
00:41:10,162 --> 00:41:12,246
Do you think I know every
human being with a mustache,
514
00:41:12,287 --> 00:41:16,287
wearing an identical outfit, with a hat
with the letter of his first name on it?
515
00:41:16,329 --> 00:41:17,787
Because I don't.
516
00:41:19,329 --> 00:41:21,287
- Do you know him?!
- Yes!
517
00:41:21,329 --> 00:41:22,287
Stop! Stop!
518
00:41:22,287 --> 00:41:23,246
That's how I know him.
519
00:41:23,246 --> 00:41:23,996
Yes, I know him.
520
00:41:24,037 --> 00:41:25,454
Yeah.
He's my brother, Mario.
521
00:41:25,454 --> 00:41:27,996
And he's the best guy in the world!
522
00:41:28,037 --> 00:41:30,579
Do princesses find him attractive?
523
00:41:30,912 --> 00:41:33,787
They do, if we have good teeth!
524
00:41:35,412 --> 00:41:36,871
Get him out of my sight!
525
00:41:36,871 --> 00:41:41,287
We'll see how tough this Mario is,
when he watches me kill his brother!
526
00:41:53,745 --> 00:41:55,704
Where am I?
527
00:41:59,954 --> 00:42:00,954
Home.
528
00:42:01,370 --> 00:42:02,995
Pay him no heed.
529
00:42:04,162 --> 00:42:06,995
He is cute,
but he is...
530
00:42:06,995 --> 00:42:11,412
In an insane world,
it is the sane who is called crazy.
531
00:42:16,162 --> 00:42:17,745
How long you guys been in here?
532
00:42:17,745 --> 00:42:18,704
Time...
533
00:42:18,745 --> 00:42:21,287
Like hope, is an illusion.
534
00:42:21,287 --> 00:42:23,370
Please, we are depressed enough!
535
00:42:23,745 --> 00:42:25,620
There's gotta be a way out of here.
536
00:42:25,662 --> 00:42:27,204
There's no escape.
537
00:42:27,245 --> 00:42:28,912
The only hope,
538
00:42:28,912 --> 00:42:31,287
is the sweet relief of death.
539
00:42:31,287 --> 00:42:32,245
No!
540
00:42:32,245 --> 00:42:34,620
Oh, you've got to be kidding me!
541
00:42:58,620 --> 00:42:59,704
You ready?
542
00:42:59,704 --> 00:43:00,454
Eh...
543
00:43:00,454 --> 00:43:01,620
Sure?
544
00:43:10,370 --> 00:43:12,120
What...
545
00:43:12,912 --> 00:43:14,329
How you doing?
546
00:43:14,329 --> 00:43:17,037
We are here to see the king.
547
00:43:19,704 --> 00:43:21,329
Follow me.
548
00:43:22,162 --> 00:43:23,620
That gorilla's
wearing a sports cup.
549
00:43:23,662 --> 00:43:25,412
I feel underdressed.
550
00:43:30,662 --> 00:43:31,787
Hop in.
551
00:44:43,079 --> 00:44:46,287
Oh, by all means, come in.
552
00:44:58,037 --> 00:45:00,579
Great and mighty Cranky Kong.
553
00:45:00,620 --> 00:45:03,454
So, I heard you want my army.
554
00:45:03,787 --> 00:45:06,162
Yes, your Highness.
555
00:45:06,162 --> 00:45:10,120
Without your help,
the Mushroom Kingdom will be annihilated.
556
00:45:11,120 --> 00:45:15,453
What makes you think,
you're worthy of fighting alongside,
557
00:45:15,495 --> 00:45:20,495
the greatest army in the world!
558
00:45:20,495 --> 00:45:22,328
Because we have heart.
559
00:45:22,370 --> 00:45:23,953
And with your strength...
560
00:45:23,953 --> 00:45:25,828
We can win.
561
00:45:26,412 --> 00:45:27,620
Okay, fine.
562
00:45:27,620 --> 00:45:28,412
That's it?
563
00:45:28,453 --> 00:45:29,870
No, that's not it.
564
00:45:29,870 --> 00:45:31,703
The answer is no.
565
00:45:31,745 --> 00:45:32,578
Goodbye.
566
00:45:32,703 --> 00:45:34,453
If the Mushroom Kingdom falls,
567
00:45:34,453 --> 00:45:36,203
the Jungle Kingdom is next.
568
00:45:36,245 --> 00:45:39,870
We're not leaving,
without your army.
569
00:45:43,203 --> 00:45:44,287
Who is this guy?
570
00:45:44,328 --> 00:45:45,953
Oh, he makes me laugh.
571
00:45:47,703 --> 00:45:49,703
Alright, tough guy.
572
00:45:49,703 --> 00:45:52,495
You want my army so badly.
573
00:45:52,495 --> 00:45:57,870
Defeat my son,
in the great ring of Kong!
574
00:45:59,578 --> 00:46:01,037
Give us a second.
575
00:46:01,037 --> 00:46:03,787
This is a really, really bad idea.
576
00:46:03,828 --> 00:46:05,912
Well, do you have another way
to save my brother?
577
00:46:06,120 --> 00:46:08,245
Are you two done whispering?
578
00:46:08,245 --> 00:46:10,037
It's a little rude.
579
00:46:11,745 --> 00:46:14,120
You, sir, have a deal.
580
00:46:14,120 --> 00:46:16,703
I'll fight your son, and win.
581
00:46:16,745 --> 00:46:18,578
I'm sure you will.
582
00:47:08,328 --> 00:47:10,578
I'm DK.
583
00:47:10,620 --> 00:47:12,578
I'm Donkey Kong.
584
00:47:13,620 --> 00:47:14,912
Oh, yeah.
585
00:47:15,495 --> 00:47:16,662
Hi, dad!
586
00:47:16,662 --> 00:47:17,828
No, don't!
587
00:47:17,828 --> 00:47:19,120
Don't do that!
588
00:47:19,162 --> 00:47:20,537
Dad, wave back!
589
00:47:20,537 --> 00:47:22,703
Enough with the showboating!
590
00:47:22,703 --> 00:47:24,787
What do you mean?!
They like it!
591
00:47:24,787 --> 00:47:26,537
It's what they came here for!
592
00:47:26,578 --> 00:47:28,745
Dancing pecs!
593
00:47:28,745 --> 00:47:31,620
Okay, simmer down.
594
00:47:31,620 --> 00:47:33,620
I said, simmer down!
595
00:47:33,662 --> 00:47:34,537
DK! DK!
596
00:47:34,578 --> 00:47:36,287
That means you, Diddy Kong!
597
00:47:36,287 --> 00:47:37,162
D...
598
00:47:37,203 --> 00:47:38,370
Sorry.
599
00:47:38,412 --> 00:47:39,328
Now...
600
00:47:39,328 --> 00:47:43,495
Since I want this fight to
last more than five seconds,
601
00:47:43,495 --> 00:47:46,662
I put power-ups
around the arena.
602
00:47:46,703 --> 00:47:48,662
You're welcome, Mario.
603
00:47:48,662 --> 00:47:53,828
I don't need anything special
to break every bone in your tiny body.
604
00:48:01,912 --> 00:48:02,870
All right.
605
00:48:15,370 --> 00:48:16,203
Oh, my...
606
00:48:16,245 --> 00:48:17,120
Okay...
607
00:48:17,162 --> 00:48:19,370
Guess you're not getting my army.
608
00:48:24,578 --> 00:48:26,828
Is this what you came for?!
609
00:48:26,995 --> 00:48:28,828
I love you, DK!
610
00:48:31,162 --> 00:48:33,537
Hi, dad!
Love you!
611
00:48:37,745 --> 00:48:41,745
It is on,
like Donkey Kong!
612
00:48:47,786 --> 00:48:51,161
You're about to pick on
someone, your own size.
613
00:49:05,370 --> 00:49:07,911
I guess, he got the wrong mushroom.
614
00:49:30,120 --> 00:49:31,245
Get up, Mario!
615
00:49:58,495 --> 00:49:59,745
Had enough?
616
00:49:59,745 --> 00:50:03,036
Not even close.
617
00:50:14,120 --> 00:50:16,453
Mario...
618
00:50:16,661 --> 00:50:19,328
It's-a me...
619
00:50:19,620 --> 00:50:21,870
The box...
620
00:50:39,578 --> 00:50:41,578
He looks adorable.
621
00:50:41,620 --> 00:50:42,870
He really does.
622
00:50:43,370 --> 00:50:45,745
Oh, what?
I'm a cat?
623
00:50:46,120 --> 00:50:47,661
You got the cat box!
624
00:50:48,245 --> 00:50:48,995
Oh, my...
625
00:50:50,328 --> 00:50:51,620
Oh, I'm sorry...
626
00:50:51,661 --> 00:50:52,495
I'm sorry.
627
00:50:52,536 --> 00:50:53,453
Okay...
628
00:50:53,578 --> 00:50:54,370
Now, you die.
629
00:50:56,536 --> 00:50:58,161
I'm a cat.
630
00:51:06,370 --> 00:51:08,120
Meow.
631
00:51:40,411 --> 00:51:41,828
Had enough?
632
00:51:42,245 --> 00:51:46,078
Not even close.
633
00:51:47,786 --> 00:51:50,036
I'll take that as a yes.
634
00:51:57,661 --> 00:51:58,620
Yes!
635
00:51:58,661 --> 00:52:00,203
That's my best friend!
636
00:52:00,245 --> 00:52:04,161
Mario! Mario! Mario!
637
00:52:04,161 --> 00:52:06,661
Yeah, yeah...
638
00:52:09,786 --> 00:52:12,411
That was incredible!
639
00:52:12,453 --> 00:52:16,619
He kept beating you senseless,
and you just kept getting back up?
640
00:52:16,661 --> 00:52:18,619
You just don't know when to quit.
641
00:52:18,661 --> 00:52:19,328
Huh...
642
00:52:19,369 --> 00:52:21,286
Well, never thought of that
as a good thing.
643
00:52:21,286 --> 00:52:23,203
It's a great thing.
644
00:52:23,494 --> 00:52:24,369
Thanks.
645
00:52:24,411 --> 00:52:25,286
I...
646
00:52:25,328 --> 00:52:27,661
I let him win,
just for the record.
647
00:52:27,703 --> 00:52:29,494
Really, though?
Why would you do that?
648
00:52:29,536 --> 00:52:30,786
You want to know why?
649
00:52:30,828 --> 00:52:33,869
It's, mind your own business,
that's why!
650
00:52:33,911 --> 00:52:35,078
Alright, giant monkey.
651
00:52:35,119 --> 00:52:36,494
Enough!
652
00:52:36,536 --> 00:52:38,078
Get inside!
653
00:52:39,869 --> 00:52:42,328
We've located Bowser's ship.
654
00:52:42,369 --> 00:52:46,494
He's gonna arrive at
the Mushroom Kingdom, by sundown.
655
00:52:46,494 --> 00:52:48,119
Lucky for you, guys.
656
00:52:48,161 --> 00:52:49,953
I got a shortcut.
657
00:52:49,953 --> 00:52:52,786
We beat him there and ambush him.
658
00:52:53,328 --> 00:52:55,369
Yeah, I know.
659
00:52:55,369 --> 00:52:59,286
That's why, we're gonna need karts!
660
00:53:16,953 --> 00:53:18,828
Well, what are you waiting for?
661
00:53:18,828 --> 00:53:22,494
Pick your karts!
662
00:54:21,161 --> 00:54:22,828
I hate you.
663
00:54:22,828 --> 00:54:26,911
To the Mushroom Kingdom,
and the biggest fight of our lives.
664
00:54:26,953 --> 00:54:28,911
Here we go!
665
00:54:47,369 --> 00:54:49,244
Princess Peach...
666
00:54:49,244 --> 00:54:50,994
Here we are...
667
00:54:51,036 --> 00:54:54,786
I guess, love really makes
a guy come out of his shell.
668
00:54:58,703 --> 00:55:01,786
Let's rule the world, together.
669
00:55:01,828 --> 00:55:03,078
Forever...
670
00:55:03,078 --> 00:55:05,244
Will you marry me?
671
00:55:05,286 --> 00:55:06,911
Oh, yes!
672
00:55:09,244 --> 00:55:10,161
What?!
673
00:55:10,369 --> 00:55:13,536
We have found the princess
and the mustachioed human.
674
00:55:13,578 --> 00:55:17,703
He has defeated Donkey Kong,
and won the Kong Army.
675
00:55:17,869 --> 00:55:19,828
So, like Peach was
super impressed?
676
00:55:19,828 --> 00:55:21,703
It appears so, yes.
677
00:55:21,703 --> 00:55:23,994
They are heading
toward the secret passage!
678
00:55:23,994 --> 00:55:26,619
Oh, they think
they can surprise me, huh?
679
00:55:26,661 --> 00:55:28,786
Two can play at that game.
680
00:55:50,786 --> 00:55:51,786
Um...
681
00:55:51,827 --> 00:55:55,202
No one panic,
but the road is about to end.
682
00:55:55,244 --> 00:55:59,327
Well then, you better step
on the gas and buckle up!
683
00:56:27,911 --> 00:56:29,494
Woo-hoo!
684
00:56:30,577 --> 00:56:32,952
Is there anything like this, in your world?
685
00:56:32,952 --> 00:56:33,994
What?!
686
00:56:33,994 --> 00:56:37,327
Is there anything like this, in your world?!
687
00:56:38,286 --> 00:56:39,244
No...
688
00:56:39,286 --> 00:56:41,327
We don't drive on rainbows.
689
00:56:41,369 --> 00:56:43,077
What are you gonna tell me next?
690
00:56:43,119 --> 00:56:44,786
That the turtles aren't evil?
691
00:56:44,786 --> 00:56:45,869
No, no.
692
00:56:45,869 --> 00:56:47,286
They're usually pets.
693
00:56:47,327 --> 00:56:48,577
No way!
694
00:56:48,619 --> 00:56:50,619
Yeah! Come to Brooklyn,
I'll buy you a turtle.
695
00:56:52,119 --> 00:56:53,577
Maybe, I will.
696
00:56:54,119 --> 00:56:55,869
Dude, is this you flirting?!
697
00:56:55,911 --> 00:56:56,952
This is painful!
698
00:56:56,994 --> 00:56:58,536
Listen, I was trying to be nice.
699
00:56:58,536 --> 00:57:00,161
You are so embarrassing!
700
00:57:00,161 --> 00:57:02,452
A princess would never go out with you!
701
00:57:02,494 --> 00:57:03,411
Yes, she would!
702
00:57:03,452 --> 00:57:04,702
I guarantee, she would!
703
00:57:04,702 --> 00:57:05,702
Guys!
704
00:57:05,702 --> 00:57:06,536
Enough!
705
00:57:07,036 --> 00:57:08,661
Alright, alright.
706
00:57:17,494 --> 00:57:18,952
Charge!
707
00:57:28,327 --> 00:57:29,452
It's an ambush!
708
00:57:32,369 --> 00:57:34,536
Defensive position!
709
00:57:50,119 --> 00:57:51,036
Mario...
710
00:57:51,036 --> 00:57:53,619
You're a dead man!
711
00:57:56,286 --> 00:57:57,619
Split up!
712
00:57:59,702 --> 00:58:01,327
Mario!
713
00:58:18,786 --> 00:58:20,202
Haha!
714
00:59:17,202 --> 00:59:19,577
I'm too cute to die!
715
00:59:29,369 --> 00:59:31,994
That is how you princess!
716
00:59:43,702 --> 00:59:45,744
Time to die, Mario.
717
01:00:06,660 --> 01:00:08,327
See ya!
718
01:00:08,869 --> 01:00:10,202
No!
719
01:00:13,660 --> 01:00:15,077
Woo-hoo!
720
01:00:15,119 --> 01:00:15,910
Haha!
721
01:00:15,910 --> 01:00:17,244
Yeah!
722
01:00:23,952 --> 01:00:27,119
You, can't escape me.
723
01:00:27,285 --> 01:00:28,244
What?
724
01:00:28,785 --> 01:00:31,452
Blue shell!
725
01:00:45,702 --> 01:00:47,119
No!
726
01:00:47,160 --> 01:00:49,327
No, Mario...
727
01:00:50,910 --> 01:00:51,744
No!
728
01:00:51,952 --> 01:00:52,910
No...
729
01:00:52,910 --> 01:00:54,244
No!
730
01:00:54,244 --> 01:00:55,035
Oh, no!
731
01:00:55,285 --> 01:00:56,910
No...
732
01:00:59,119 --> 01:01:02,119
Get your clown claws off of me!
733
01:01:05,452 --> 01:01:07,035
Goodbye, Mario.
734
01:01:07,619 --> 01:01:09,369
We have to get home.
735
01:01:16,327 --> 01:01:18,910
Hey, this is your fault!
736
01:01:18,910 --> 01:01:19,869
My fault?
737
01:01:19,910 --> 01:01:21,244
- You're the one...
- Stop talking!
738
01:01:21,244 --> 01:01:24,785
I don't want the last thing I hear,
before I die, to be your...
739
01:01:55,244 --> 01:01:56,869
Mario...
740
01:01:56,910 --> 01:01:58,369
You saved my life.
741
01:01:58,410 --> 01:01:59,452
Yeah, well...
742
01:01:59,452 --> 01:02:00,577
I won't tell anyone.
743
01:02:00,619 --> 01:02:02,244
Good, please don't.
744
01:02:02,244 --> 01:02:02,994
Okay...
745
01:02:04,910 --> 01:02:05,827
Uh...
746
01:02:05,827 --> 01:02:08,369
Did you just feel something?
747
01:02:10,785 --> 01:02:11,494
Swim!
748
01:02:28,910 --> 01:02:30,410
Browser's on his way.
749
01:02:30,452 --> 01:02:32,410
You have to evacuate.
750
01:02:34,660 --> 01:02:35,368
Hurry!
751
01:02:35,410 --> 01:02:37,577
Get out of the city!
752
01:02:50,243 --> 01:02:51,535
Princess?
753
01:02:52,077 --> 01:02:55,785
We lost the Army,
and Mario's gone.
754
01:02:57,577 --> 01:02:59,660
Bowser is coming.
755
01:02:59,702 --> 01:03:00,910
Head into the forest!
756
01:03:00,952 --> 01:03:02,410
I'll buy you some time.
757
01:03:02,618 --> 01:03:03,535
You heard her!
758
01:03:03,577 --> 01:03:06,243
Evacuate the city!
759
01:03:07,035 --> 01:03:08,285
Go with the others.
760
01:03:08,285 --> 01:03:10,910
I said, I wouldn't let anyone hurt you.
761
01:03:20,952 --> 01:03:23,077
Just leave it!
There's no time!
762
01:04:17,952 --> 01:04:20,285
Princess Peach...
763
01:04:20,285 --> 01:04:22,618
Brave as ever.
764
01:04:24,452 --> 01:04:28,118
As you can see,
I have the Super Star.
765
01:04:28,118 --> 01:04:30,660
If you're going to use it...
766
01:04:30,702 --> 01:04:32,327
Use it now!
767
01:04:34,952 --> 01:04:36,535
No, Princess...
768
01:04:36,577 --> 01:04:39,368
I stole this Star for us.
769
01:04:39,410 --> 01:04:43,577
I guess, love really makes
a guy come out of his shell.
770
01:04:45,702 --> 01:04:47,827
I told you that line wouldn't work.
771
01:04:47,827 --> 01:04:49,868
You're doing great!
772
01:04:49,910 --> 01:04:54,493
Peaches, with this Star,
we will be invincible.
773
01:04:54,535 --> 01:04:58,868
We can rule the world together, forever.
774
01:04:58,910 --> 01:05:00,660
Will you marry me?
775
01:05:00,910 --> 01:05:02,327
Marry you?
776
01:05:02,368 --> 01:05:03,743
Are you insane?!
777
01:05:03,785 --> 01:05:05,993
I would never marry you!
778
01:05:06,535 --> 01:05:08,952
Maybe, you should reconsider.
779
01:05:11,535 --> 01:05:12,618
No!
780
01:05:13,618 --> 01:05:15,160
Stop!
781
01:05:16,035 --> 01:05:17,160
Please, stop!
782
01:05:17,202 --> 01:05:20,160
I'll marry you,
just don't hurt my toads!
783
01:05:25,327 --> 01:05:26,952
You have my word.
784
01:05:34,410 --> 01:05:36,910
Haha, time for a wedding!
785
01:05:49,618 --> 01:05:51,410
♪ Life is sad ♪
786
01:05:51,452 --> 01:05:53,077
♪ Prison is sad ♪
787
01:05:53,118 --> 01:05:58,327
♪ Life and prison is very, very sad ♪
788
01:06:04,576 --> 01:06:07,451
Ooh, fresh meat for the grinder.
789
01:06:07,493 --> 01:06:10,035
Who's this ray of sunshine?
790
01:06:10,076 --> 01:06:11,660
There's no sunshine...
791
01:06:11,660 --> 01:06:13,076
only darkness.
792
01:06:13,118 --> 01:06:15,410
Shut up, shut up, shut up!
793
01:06:15,410 --> 01:06:17,701
Hello, prisoners...
794
01:06:17,743 --> 01:06:22,576
You don't deserve this, but you're
invited to the Royal Wedding!
795
01:06:22,576 --> 01:06:24,076
Yay!
796
01:06:24,076 --> 01:06:28,118
Where you will all be
ritualistically sacrificed.
797
01:06:31,035 --> 01:06:32,535
Oh, no, no, no.
798
01:06:32,535 --> 01:06:34,993
Finally, mercy.
799
01:06:35,993 --> 01:06:38,160
Mario...
800
01:06:51,076 --> 01:06:52,368
So, this is the end...
801
01:06:52,410 --> 01:06:56,326
Being slowly digested by an eel,
next to an idiot in overalls.
802
01:06:56,326 --> 01:06:59,035
Well, at least, your brother
isn't gonna die because of you.
803
01:06:59,076 --> 01:07:01,701
Least, you're not gonna die,
with your dad thinking you're a joke.
804
01:07:02,201 --> 01:07:04,660
Yeah, well, my dad thinks I'm a joke too.
805
01:07:04,826 --> 01:07:06,660
Yeah, well...
806
01:07:06,701 --> 01:07:07,743
Your dad's right!
807
01:07:07,743 --> 01:07:09,618
You know what,
I feel bad enough.
808
01:07:09,660 --> 01:07:10,910
Just, just, leave me alone.
809
01:07:10,951 --> 01:07:13,451
I've never met your dad,
but he sounds brilliant!
810
01:07:13,451 --> 01:07:16,701
Just go in a corner and
smash some stuff, smash monkey.
811
01:07:17,576 --> 01:07:23,785
I, am, more, than a guy,
who smashes things!
812
01:07:51,868 --> 01:07:53,201
That was amazing!
813
01:07:53,201 --> 01:07:56,826
Now, we're even.
814
01:08:24,201 --> 01:08:25,201
Princess...
815
01:08:25,243 --> 01:08:26,160
I got it!
816
01:08:26,160 --> 01:08:27,201
Great job.
817
01:08:27,201 --> 01:08:29,993
Couldn't have you going out
there without your bouquet.
818
01:08:29,993 --> 01:08:31,493
It's perfect.
819
01:08:58,660 --> 01:09:00,910
I'll be sacrificing them in your honor.
820
01:09:02,243 --> 01:09:03,910
Lower the prisoners!
821
01:09:12,493 --> 01:09:13,743
Dearly beloved...
822
01:09:14,243 --> 01:09:15,701
Huh?
823
01:09:15,701 --> 01:09:17,368
Drama...
824
01:09:17,368 --> 01:09:19,910
You really thought
I'd marry you?
825
01:09:20,743 --> 01:09:21,493
Kinda...
826
01:09:21,535 --> 01:09:23,993
I'd never marry a monster.
827
01:09:25,826 --> 01:09:28,701
Then we are breaking up, right now!
828
01:09:53,868 --> 01:09:55,284
They gotta be up there.
829
01:09:58,201 --> 01:09:59,243
Fire!
830
01:10:07,826 --> 01:10:08,909
You wanna do this?
831
01:10:08,951 --> 01:10:10,451
Yes, I do.
832
01:10:19,909 --> 01:10:20,659
Yes!
833
01:10:20,701 --> 01:10:22,326
Fire!
834
01:10:38,243 --> 01:10:39,534
This is fun!
835
01:10:41,159 --> 01:10:42,409
Ha, loser!
836
01:10:47,118 --> 01:10:48,493
Hey, what does this do?
837
01:10:58,034 --> 01:10:59,534
Cool raccoon suit.
838
01:10:59,534 --> 01:11:01,326
- Really?
- Not at all!
839
01:11:33,868 --> 01:11:35,993
Whee!
840
01:11:49,659 --> 01:11:51,118
Boo...
841
01:12:03,576 --> 01:12:05,826
- Lou!
- Mario?!
842
01:12:09,576 --> 01:12:10,409
I told ya!
843
01:12:10,409 --> 01:12:10,909
See...
844
01:12:10,951 --> 01:12:14,868
As long as we're together,
everything is gonna be okay.
845
01:12:17,576 --> 01:12:19,826
Mario, why do you look like a bear?
What is this?
846
01:12:23,868 --> 01:12:25,659
Ya did good, kid.
847
01:12:25,659 --> 01:12:28,368
Make your pecs dance,
you deserve it.
848
01:12:28,368 --> 01:12:30,868
No time now.
Definitely, later.
849
01:12:43,743 --> 01:12:48,368
Launch the Bomber Bill and
destroy the Mushroom Kingdom!
850
01:12:59,492 --> 01:13:01,409
No...
851
01:13:08,492 --> 01:13:09,534
Hey, hey...
852
01:13:09,534 --> 01:13:10,576
Hey, over here.
853
01:13:21,784 --> 01:13:23,617
You asked for it.
854
01:13:32,576 --> 01:13:33,201
Hello...
855
01:13:57,534 --> 01:13:58,576
Really?
856
01:14:03,492 --> 01:14:04,826
Follow me.
857
01:14:10,617 --> 01:14:11,867
Come on...
858
01:14:13,617 --> 01:14:16,784
Little closer...
859
01:14:17,076 --> 01:14:20,117
Mamma Mia!
860
01:14:31,326 --> 01:14:32,034
Huh?
861
01:14:59,201 --> 01:15:00,284
That's beautiful.
862
01:15:00,326 --> 01:15:01,117
You make this right.
863
01:15:03,909 --> 01:15:05,659
Huh?
864
01:15:25,284 --> 01:15:27,867
Huh?
865
01:15:28,201 --> 01:15:29,326
Brooklyn?
866
01:15:30,867 --> 01:15:32,326
Mario?!
867
01:15:33,034 --> 01:15:34,201
You almost dented my...
868
01:16:06,451 --> 01:16:08,284
Mario!
869
01:16:13,326 --> 01:16:15,867
Don't you want this?
870
01:16:27,117 --> 01:16:29,450
You ruined my wedding!
871
01:16:29,450 --> 01:16:32,200
I was finally gonna be happy!
872
01:16:34,075 --> 01:16:36,867
Now, you will suffer...
873
01:16:36,909 --> 01:16:39,242
like me!
874
01:16:54,450 --> 01:16:57,242
You really thought you could stop me?
875
01:16:57,284 --> 01:17:00,284
You worthless, weak little nothing.
876
01:17:00,617 --> 01:17:02,325
Come out and fight!
877
01:17:02,325 --> 01:17:04,450
Or are you too scared?
878
01:17:09,159 --> 01:17:10,450
Just what I thought.
879
01:17:29,075 --> 01:17:31,117
Mamma Mia!
880
01:17:31,159 --> 01:17:33,825
That's why the
Super Mario Brothers are here.
881
01:17:33,867 --> 01:17:35,284
Out to save Brooklyn...
882
01:17:35,325 --> 01:17:36,367
Save Brooklyn...
883
01:17:36,367 --> 01:17:37,159
Brooklyn...
884
01:17:37,159 --> 01:17:38,367
Save Brooklyn...
885
01:17:56,450 --> 01:17:58,242
Let's-a go.
886
01:18:03,784 --> 01:18:04,784
Hey!
887
01:18:05,825 --> 01:18:07,325
Leave him alone.
888
01:18:08,075 --> 01:18:09,617
Mario...
889
01:18:10,659 --> 01:18:12,575
You just don't know when you quit.
890
01:18:13,159 --> 01:18:14,034
Yeah...
891
01:18:14,075 --> 01:18:15,492
I've been told that before.
892
01:18:19,325 --> 01:18:20,200
Mario!
893
01:18:23,200 --> 01:18:25,409
The Star!
894
01:18:25,450 --> 01:18:26,200
No!
895
01:18:26,200 --> 01:18:27,325
That's mine!
896
01:18:47,867 --> 01:18:48,617
Lou...
897
01:18:51,034 --> 01:18:53,825
Nothing can hurt us,
as long as we're together.
898
01:19:04,534 --> 01:19:05,700
No!
899
01:19:27,117 --> 01:19:29,159
Rip 'em to pieces!
900
01:19:41,159 --> 01:19:42,825
Oh, hey, Spike.
901
01:19:42,867 --> 01:19:43,784
Luigi?!
902
01:20:01,658 --> 01:20:03,200
Mamma Mia.
903
01:20:54,242 --> 01:20:55,158
Peaches...
904
01:20:56,992 --> 01:20:58,533
Listen, this is not the way I pictured it,
905
01:20:58,575 --> 01:21:00,283
but give me one more chance.
906
01:21:00,700 --> 01:21:02,450
Ew, no.
907
01:21:02,492 --> 01:21:03,867
No, no, no, no.
908
01:21:05,325 --> 01:21:06,242
Hey...
909
01:21:06,283 --> 01:21:06,950
Hey!
910
01:21:06,992 --> 01:21:08,450
That is not cool!
911
01:21:08,742 --> 01:21:10,783
Ah, he got the blue mushroom!
912
01:21:10,825 --> 01:21:11,575
See...
913
01:21:11,617 --> 01:21:13,158
Told you, I'd get you a pet turtle.
914
01:21:14,033 --> 01:21:16,117
Not bad, mustache.
915
01:21:16,533 --> 01:21:19,325
And Luigi,
you're so brave.
916
01:21:19,367 --> 01:21:20,658
Oh, thanks.
917
01:21:20,658 --> 01:21:22,283
Yeah, it's kind of my thing.
918
01:21:22,283 --> 01:21:24,033
Ah, my boys!
919
01:21:24,075 --> 01:21:26,950
- My heroes!
- Wahoo!
920
01:21:26,950 --> 01:21:27,825
Mario...
921
01:21:27,867 --> 01:21:29,283
You were amazing!
922
01:21:30,825 --> 01:21:32,450
Thanks, dad.
923
01:21:33,117 --> 01:21:36,033
Ah, bring it in!
924
01:21:41,617 --> 01:21:46,700
Let's hear it, for
the Super Mario Brothers!
925
01:21:54,742 --> 01:21:56,867
These are my boys!
926
01:21:56,908 --> 01:21:58,867
Ha-hey!
927
01:21:59,408 --> 01:22:01,033
Wahoo!
928
01:22:04,492 --> 01:22:05,700
- Hey!
- Hey!
929
01:22:08,867 --> 01:22:11,700
BROOKLYN SAVED
930
01:22:38,283 --> 01:22:40,117
- Morning!
- Hello!
931
01:23:04,075 --> 01:23:05,908
Now, that's a happy ending.
932
01:23:05,950 --> 01:23:07,325
Or is it?
933
01:23:07,325 --> 01:23:09,283
Because everything's over now.
934
01:23:09,283 --> 01:23:13,950
And all that's left is you
and the infinite void.
935
01:23:14,450 --> 01:23:16,908
Kind of makes you
want to play saxophone, huh?
936
01:25:55,950 --> 01:26:00,700
♪ Mario, Luigi, and a Donkey Kong, too ♪
937
01:26:00,741 --> 01:26:06,033
♪ A thousand troops of Koopas
couldn't keep me from you ♪
938
01:26:06,075 --> 01:26:11,533
♪ Princess Peach, at the end of the line ♪
939
01:26:11,575 --> 01:26:15,825
♪ I'll make you mine! ♪
940
01:26:15,866 --> 01:26:16,825
Oh!
941
01:26:16,825 --> 01:26:21,741
♪ Peaches, Peaches,
Peaches-Peaches-Peaches ♪
942
01:26:21,741 --> 01:26:26,783
♪ I love you, oh! ♪
943
01:26:26,783 --> 01:26:27,575
Hey!
944
01:26:27,616 --> 01:26:28,950
Quiet in there!
945
01:26:28,950 --> 01:26:30,450
Light's out, little guy.
946
01:26:30,491 --> 01:26:32,825
Hey, you can't treat me like this!
947
01:26:32,866 --> 01:26:34,366
Do you know who I am?!
948
01:26:34,366 --> 01:26:36,700
I am Bow...
948
01:26:37,305 --> 01:27:37,812
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