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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:43,382 --> 00:00:47,649 Come on ladies, we're pushing pennies around like a load of old tarts here. 2 00:00:47,997 --> 00:00:50,510 Let's see a real bet. 3 00:01:10,337 --> 00:01:11,661 Raise. 4 00:01:12,039 --> 00:01:13,914 - That's better. - Fold. 5 00:01:17,737 --> 00:01:19,692 All in. 6 00:01:22,861 --> 00:01:25,192 Good morning, mate. Delivery for you. 7 00:01:25,396 --> 00:01:27,284 Fresh as you like. 8 00:01:30,117 --> 00:01:31,950 Bloody hell. 9 00:01:32,235 --> 00:01:34,037 What you plan on doing with that? 10 00:01:34,177 --> 00:01:36,016 I'm gonna chop his head off. 11 00:01:36,157 --> 00:01:39,227 - You know I'm a vegetarian?! - For Christ sake, Tim! 12 00:01:39,623 --> 00:01:42,058 I'm not asking you to fucking eat it. 13 00:01:42,407 --> 00:01:44,179 Only chop the head off. 14 00:01:44,307 --> 00:01:47,292 Ben, I can't mate. Really, I can't. 15 00:01:48,671 --> 00:01:50,066 The head... 16 00:01:50,109 --> 00:01:51,636 is mine. 17 00:01:53,061 --> 00:01:54,336 Al right. 18 00:01:55,130 --> 00:01:56,894 Johnny's got the head. 19 00:01:57,272 --> 00:01:58,967 I've got the belly. 20 00:01:59,155 --> 00:02:00,440 Which leaves you 21 00:02:00,491 --> 00:02:01,623 the legs, 22 00:02:01,732 --> 00:02:03,196 the gut, 23 00:02:03,387 --> 00:02:05,086 or the fucking tail. 24 00:02:07,709 --> 00:02:10,020 Where's the other fellow? 25 00:02:12,937 --> 00:02:14,516 You're late. 26 00:02:28,572 --> 00:02:30,679 Did I not make myself clear?! 27 00:02:30,916 --> 00:02:33,170 The other fellow, where is he? 28 00:02:33,307 --> 00:02:35,326 We can handle it! 29 00:02:35,585 --> 00:02:36,855 Guaranteed! 30 00:02:37,090 --> 00:02:39,217 I need three of you inside. 31 00:02:39,678 --> 00:02:40,806 You've got three of us. 32 00:02:40,906 --> 00:02:43,703 You mean to tell me that Tinker Bell here is gonna go inside? 33 00:02:43,832 --> 00:02:45,367 No... Tinker... 34 00:02:46,463 --> 00:02:49,213 Tim... will stay in the van. 35 00:02:49,360 --> 00:02:50,765 Al right. 36 00:02:50,772 --> 00:02:52,707 So Tink takes the wheel 37 00:02:52,778 --> 00:02:55,447 whilst you and Lard-ass there go inside? 38 00:02:55,514 --> 00:02:56,850 The two of you? 39 00:02:56,867 --> 00:02:59,510 - I trust him with my life. - Yeah, well, I don't. 40 00:02:59,687 --> 00:03:03,503 So you find someone else, otherwise, the deal is off, al-right?! 41 00:03:15,229 --> 00:03:17,121 Al-right. 42 00:03:19,265 --> 00:03:21,350 I'll find another guy. 43 00:03:22,028 --> 00:03:23,379 OK? 44 00:03:24,349 --> 00:03:26,180 If... 45 00:03:26,367 --> 00:03:29,381 And I mean if this goes according to plan.. 46 00:03:30,594 --> 00:03:32,038 He's got a ring. 47 00:03:32,211 --> 00:03:33,498 You take it! 48 00:03:33,639 --> 00:03:36,045 The ring is very important to him. 49 00:03:36,194 --> 00:03:38,836 You might say it's his little friend. 50 00:03:39,595 --> 00:03:41,386 Adios. 51 00:03:45,762 --> 00:03:47,962 Fucking tosser! 52 00:04:39,368 --> 00:04:42,423 - Hello? - Happy birthday to you 53 00:04:42,517 --> 00:04:45,043 Happy birthday to you 54 00:04:45,111 --> 00:04:48,164 Happy birthday dear Michael 55 00:04:48,270 --> 00:04:50,493 Happy birthday to you. 56 00:04:50,569 --> 00:04:51,679 Wow, I'm touched. 57 00:04:51,732 --> 00:04:52,935 Love you so much. 58 00:04:53,012 --> 00:04:55,015 Sounds like I'll come in for a very good night, tonight?! 59 00:04:55,066 --> 00:04:57,177 Oh, yes, but it was different in my dreams. 60 00:04:57,212 --> 00:04:58,496 Why is that? 61 00:04:58,760 --> 00:05:01,042 You've been having those dirty dreams about me again? 62 00:05:01,153 --> 00:05:03,566 Mm-hm, but it happened in a Polish restaurant. 63 00:05:03,627 --> 00:05:05,354 - Oh, shit. - Oh, yes. 64 00:05:05,547 --> 00:05:09,139 No, that's no good, 'cause since you've met me, all your dreams have come true. 65 00:05:09,245 --> 00:05:10,672 I know, Michael. Look.. 66 00:05:10,931 --> 00:05:13,469 I've ordered a table at Gordon's, just the two of us. 67 00:05:13,596 --> 00:05:15,264 We have to be there in an hour. 68 00:05:15,753 --> 00:05:16,892 An hour? 69 00:05:17,054 --> 00:05:17,942 Yes. 70 00:05:17,977 --> 00:05:19,481 Well, at least it's not Polish. 71 00:05:19,545 --> 00:05:21,763 Definitely not. And I have a surprise for you. 72 00:05:21,838 --> 00:05:23,124 Yeah, you should do. 73 00:05:23,241 --> 00:05:25,359 Besides, I've got a little surprise for you, too. 74 00:05:25,538 --> 00:05:28,248 Surprise?! I'm finally going to meet the queen? 75 00:05:28,412 --> 00:05:29,583 Who told you? 76 00:05:29,715 --> 00:05:31,312 Everybody's talking about it. 77 00:05:32,505 --> 00:05:33,972 No, but... 78 00:05:34,495 --> 00:05:36,557 I do have a little.. 79 00:05:36,684 --> 00:05:37,950 Michael? 80 00:05:38,852 --> 00:05:40,107 Michael? 81 00:05:40,261 --> 00:05:41,963 Now, there is a surprise. 82 00:05:41,984 --> 00:05:43,272 What? 83 00:05:43,574 --> 00:05:45,162 I'll be there in a jiffy. 84 00:05:45,247 --> 00:05:46,740 OK. 85 00:05:55,202 --> 00:05:57,362 What the shitty fuck?! 86 00:05:58,612 --> 00:05:59,888 Let go of me! 87 00:06:00,198 --> 00:06:01,480 What the fuck?! 88 00:06:01,654 --> 00:06:02,818 Take it off! 89 00:06:16,719 --> 00:06:18,735 Please, let go of me. 90 00:06:24,966 --> 00:06:25,950 Help?! 91 00:06:25,968 --> 00:06:27,556 I'll give you anything! 92 00:06:30,630 --> 00:06:32,281 You work for her Majesty? 93 00:06:32,292 --> 00:06:33,470 What's it got to do with you? 94 00:06:33,557 --> 00:06:36,528 You'd take a bullet, in your buttocks, for queen and country? 95 00:06:36,609 --> 00:06:37,336 What? 96 00:06:37,341 --> 00:06:41,398 Even though the old dear makes you work on your fucking birthday. 97 00:06:43,249 --> 00:06:44,402 Johnny, you fucker! 98 00:06:44,407 --> 00:06:45,508 Happy birthday, mate. 99 00:06:45,549 --> 00:06:46,583 God save the Queen. 100 00:06:46,612 --> 00:06:47,848 Piss off, Ben! 101 00:06:47,857 --> 00:06:49,061 Come on! Come on! Let me out! 102 00:06:49,150 --> 00:06:50,816 You scared the shit out of me. 103 00:06:50,920 --> 00:06:53,043 Here. Happy birthday fellow. 104 00:06:53,054 --> 00:06:55,397 Yeah, what were you doing with that bunny rabbit, eh? 105 00:06:55,441 --> 00:06:56,642 That is Jess.. 106 00:06:56,702 --> 00:06:58,309 Well it was just Jessica's present. 107 00:06:58,406 --> 00:06:59,950 I was thinking about you, the whole time. 108 00:07:00,008 --> 00:07:01,572 Oh, you pervert. 109 00:07:01,916 --> 00:07:03,824 - And you? - Sorry, Michael. 110 00:07:04,107 --> 00:07:06,424 We just wanted to give you the best surprise ever. 111 00:07:06,455 --> 00:07:08,959 Oh, why, well, you certainly did that, Tim. 112 00:07:09,106 --> 00:07:10,307 No problem there! 113 00:07:10,486 --> 00:07:11,354 Al-right, let's go! 114 00:07:11,634 --> 00:07:13,197 - Go? Go where? - Here. 115 00:07:14,095 --> 00:07:14,967 Al-right, what?! 116 00:07:14,994 --> 00:07:18,756 A rank looking strip club. Even you're not thick enough to think of going there. 117 00:07:18,790 --> 00:07:19,739 Oh, yeah, we forgot. 118 00:07:19,819 --> 00:07:21,449 You're into cuddly toys now, aren't you? 119 00:07:21,729 --> 00:07:23,375 I am not going in there! 120 00:07:23,405 --> 00:07:25,902 I don't care what you say, I've had enough! 121 00:07:26,971 --> 00:07:27,840 Jessica. 122 00:07:27,891 --> 00:07:29,457 - Mickey?! - No. I'm sorry, I've got to go. 123 00:07:29,462 --> 00:07:31,598 - Must see Jessie, she's waiting on me. - Mickey, for fuck's sake. 124 00:07:31,670 --> 00:07:33,463 Will you just calm down?! Mickey, please?! 125 00:07:33,557 --> 00:07:37,311 Look! I have to go and see Jessica, al-right?! She's waiting for me. 126 00:07:37,356 --> 00:07:39,643 Al-right. I see the surprise is out the window. 127 00:07:39,727 --> 00:07:42,687 But we have to go and tell the girls. Please, ten minutes?! 128 00:07:42,757 --> 00:07:44,618 No, thank you. It's not my business! 129 00:07:44,685 --> 00:07:47,772 Come on, mate, please, for fuck's sake, do us a favour. 130 00:07:49,259 --> 00:07:51,156 Al-right, five minutes, al-right?! 131 00:07:51,252 --> 00:07:52,844 And not a heartbeat more! 132 00:07:52,926 --> 00:07:55,267 OK, Mickey. Just turn the van around. 133 00:07:55,329 --> 00:07:57,098 These girls might take us by force. 134 00:07:57,197 --> 00:07:58,222 Hopefully. 135 00:07:59,793 --> 00:08:02,596 You sure are fucking cunts! 136 00:08:05,792 --> 00:08:09,611 Let me tell you what, John. He's gonna go ape-shit when he finds out. It's a fact, mate. 137 00:08:09,614 --> 00:08:11,614 Fuck you and your facts, Tim. We stick to the plan! 138 00:08:11,626 --> 00:08:12,874 Here. 139 00:08:28,138 --> 00:08:29,283 We're closed. 140 00:08:29,288 --> 00:08:31,354 Closed or not, mate, I have to drop this off. 141 00:08:31,378 --> 00:08:32,823 You're not dropping anything off, mate. 142 00:08:32,887 --> 00:08:36,485 I told you, the bar is closed. So fuck off and come back tomorrow! 143 00:08:36,673 --> 00:08:38,336 Shut it, Dickhead! 144 00:08:43,161 --> 00:08:45,248 You know the trouble with the world right now, Karl? 145 00:08:45,353 --> 00:08:46,955 Not enough trust. 146 00:08:47,005 --> 00:08:49,515 But I'm gonna trust these cards. 147 00:08:52,703 --> 00:08:55,191 When I said use your head, I meant your own one. 148 00:08:55,223 --> 00:08:56,652 Fresh meat. 149 00:08:57,669 --> 00:08:58,890 What? 150 00:09:01,045 --> 00:09:03,057 Wait! Wait! Wait! Don't you flinch! 151 00:09:03,115 --> 00:09:04,763 Put your hands on the table! 152 00:09:04,858 --> 00:09:05,962 Where I can see them! 153 00:09:06,042 --> 00:09:07,552 What the fuck is going on here? 154 00:09:07,637 --> 00:09:09,091 Shut your mouth! 155 00:09:09,151 --> 00:09:11,154 Or I'll shut it for you! 156 00:09:11,270 --> 00:09:12,567 Open it up! Come on! 157 00:09:14,351 --> 00:09:16,691 I think you pricks are a little confused. 158 00:09:16,814 --> 00:09:19,669 Slowly, don't you make me fucking nervous. Come on! 159 00:09:19,675 --> 00:09:22,654 Do you have any idea who owns this establishment? 160 00:09:22,789 --> 00:09:24,081 Who sent you? 161 00:09:24,136 --> 00:09:25,633 The International 162 00:09:25,710 --> 00:09:27,555 Red fucking Cross! 163 00:09:31,417 --> 00:09:33,972 Let's gather the harvest. 164 00:09:34,030 --> 00:09:35,242 Come on, gentlemen! 165 00:09:36,507 --> 00:09:37,656 Come on! 166 00:09:40,121 --> 00:09:42,000 Faster, gentlemen! Faster! 167 00:09:49,411 --> 00:09:50,644 I said... 168 00:09:50,959 --> 00:09:52,782 five minutes! 169 00:10:06,673 --> 00:10:07,893 Fuck! 170 00:10:14,026 --> 00:10:16,861 Come on! Faster, you fucking cripple! 171 00:10:21,697 --> 00:10:23,758 Aren't you forgetting something? 172 00:10:24,960 --> 00:10:25,993 Like what? 173 00:10:26,317 --> 00:10:27,909 Your ring! 174 00:10:38,056 --> 00:10:39,908 Are you deaf?! 175 00:10:40,070 --> 00:10:43,285 Put the ring on the fucking table! 176 00:10:46,677 --> 00:10:47,886 Shoot! 177 00:10:48,433 --> 00:10:49,502 What? 178 00:10:49,739 --> 00:10:50,972 Shoot him! 179 00:10:52,284 --> 00:10:53,837 No! Oh, no! I can't.. 180 00:10:54,101 --> 00:10:55,126 I can't do it! 181 00:10:56,444 --> 00:10:57,998 Fuck! Shoot him! 182 00:10:58,177 --> 00:10:59,980 Motherfucker, I'm telling you! 183 00:11:00,982 --> 00:11:01,781 I can't! 184 00:11:01,849 --> 00:11:03,756 Blow his fucking brains out! 185 00:11:03,990 --> 00:11:05,039 Now! 186 00:11:05,534 --> 00:11:06,356 I can't. 187 00:11:06,415 --> 00:11:08,152 You're such a fucking pussy! 188 00:11:12,879 --> 00:11:13,957 Oh fu... 189 00:11:21,147 --> 00:11:22,595 Get back! 190 00:11:25,608 --> 00:11:28,255 I promise I'll aim better next time. 191 00:11:28,322 --> 00:11:29,689 You're fucking mental! 192 00:11:29,899 --> 00:11:32,443 Really?! You're not the first to notice. 193 00:11:47,604 --> 00:11:49,136 I'll find you! 194 00:11:49,210 --> 00:11:51,442 I'll fucking find you! And when I do... 195 00:11:51,564 --> 00:11:54,007 I'll cut of your fucking balls... 196 00:11:54,192 --> 00:11:55,757 and when you fucking eat them... 197 00:11:55,865 --> 00:11:59,471 I'm gonna pull them out of your fucking asshole with this hand! 198 00:11:59,495 --> 00:12:02,166 You fucking fat cunt! 199 00:12:02,256 --> 00:12:03,298 Oy?! 200 00:12:04,174 --> 00:12:05,925 Is this what you were looking for? 201 00:12:09,872 --> 00:12:10,773 What? 202 00:12:10,822 --> 00:12:13,244 Don't play silly puppets with me! 203 00:12:13,520 --> 00:12:16,323 You wanted your play with his ring, didn't you? 204 00:12:16,657 --> 00:12:17,889 Well, as it happens... 205 00:12:17,902 --> 00:12:19,959 I've grown quite fond of it. 206 00:12:19,989 --> 00:12:21,885 I think I'll just adopt to it. 207 00:12:21,997 --> 00:12:22,995 I'll think of it 208 00:12:23,033 --> 00:12:24,320 as a present! 209 00:12:25,894 --> 00:12:27,415 Fucking knew. 210 00:12:28,302 --> 00:12:30,102 You fucking snake! 211 00:12:31,277 --> 00:12:32,813 Come on! Come on! 212 00:12:32,955 --> 00:12:34,682 Move! Move! Move! Now! 213 00:12:40,897 --> 00:12:42,446 Move! Fucking move! 214 00:12:43,112 --> 00:12:45,352 You come and investigate, you're the police. 215 00:12:45,408 --> 00:12:46,669 I'll call you back. 216 00:12:46,902 --> 00:12:48,486 Mickey start the van! 217 00:12:48,503 --> 00:12:49,508 Wait, what happened? 218 00:12:49,610 --> 00:12:50,890 Drive! Just fucking drive! 219 00:12:50,950 --> 00:12:51,972 Now wait a minute. 220 00:12:52,022 --> 00:12:53,370 - Move! - Al-right! 221 00:12:56,328 --> 00:12:57,920 Shittin' Jesus Christ. 222 00:12:58,188 --> 00:12:59,463 What was all that about? 223 00:12:59,486 --> 00:13:00,653 Nothing, Mickey. 224 00:13:00,955 --> 00:13:02,251 - We're all good. - Good?! 225 00:13:02,349 --> 00:13:05,176 How can it be good, Johnny? I heard a fucking gunshot! 226 00:13:05,254 --> 00:13:06,811 Need to clear your ears out, mate. 227 00:13:06,834 --> 00:13:08,094 Probably just me fartin'. 228 00:13:08,120 --> 00:13:09,146 Oh, fuck off, Ben! 229 00:13:09,397 --> 00:13:10,567 Calm down, Mickey. 230 00:13:10,612 --> 00:13:11,649 Girls just... 231 00:13:12,055 --> 00:13:13,483 got a bit upset, that's all. 232 00:13:13,578 --> 00:13:15,271 But we got you a present. 233 00:13:15,551 --> 00:13:17,239 Piss off with your presents! 234 00:13:17,383 --> 00:13:18,514 Are you sure about that? 235 00:13:18,564 --> 00:13:22,069 Don't think you want me fucking around with your future. 236 00:13:23,019 --> 00:13:24,006 What is that? 237 00:13:24,068 --> 00:13:25,986 Problems with your eyesight, lad?! 238 00:13:26,018 --> 00:13:27,179 Oh, fuck! No! 239 00:13:27,273 --> 00:13:29,201 No! No! No! No! No! 240 00:13:40,435 --> 00:13:42,100 What did you do, Johnny? Eh? 241 00:13:42,143 --> 00:13:44,239 What the fuck did you do? 242 00:13:46,517 --> 00:13:47,773 Set you up, mate. 243 00:13:47,860 --> 00:13:49,995 Tell me you're just having another laugh, al-right?! 244 00:13:50,055 --> 00:13:53,579 Tell me that this is just a fucking wind-up. 245 00:13:54,219 --> 00:13:55,460 Not really. 246 00:13:55,650 --> 00:13:57,498 I know you're pissed off now, mate. 247 00:13:57,539 --> 00:13:58,532 But please, 248 00:13:58,635 --> 00:13:59,921 just try to calm down. 249 00:13:59,985 --> 00:14:01,678 You tell me to calm down 250 00:14:01,718 --> 00:14:03,298 just one more time 251 00:14:03,385 --> 00:14:04,651 I will fucking end you! 252 00:14:04,809 --> 00:14:07,860 Look at it, we always said we were to start it new. 253 00:14:07,922 --> 00:14:10,009 Now we can. All of us. 254 00:14:10,504 --> 00:14:11,824 We're sorted. 255 00:14:11,924 --> 00:14:13,300 Whose money is that? 256 00:14:13,344 --> 00:14:14,882 Look at it as a long-term loan. 257 00:14:14,966 --> 00:14:16,654 With payment optional. 258 00:14:16,948 --> 00:14:18,548 Who saw you? Hm? 259 00:14:18,586 --> 00:14:20,546 As far as I'm aware, no one! 260 00:14:20,616 --> 00:14:21,827 You're in the clear, mate. 261 00:14:21,890 --> 00:14:23,953 And by the time those guys sort themselves out, 262 00:14:23,970 --> 00:14:25,009 we'll be long gone. 263 00:14:25,035 --> 00:14:26,105 Gone?! 264 00:14:26,268 --> 00:14:27,468 Gone where? 265 00:14:27,528 --> 00:14:29,021 Malaysia, my friend. 266 00:14:29,364 --> 00:14:32,587 Sunshine. Paradise is just around the corner. 267 00:14:34,495 --> 00:14:36,147 And we've got a place for you. 268 00:14:36,163 --> 00:14:37,516 If you're willing to join us. 269 00:14:37,556 --> 00:14:38,617 Shit! 270 00:14:38,850 --> 00:14:40,778 This is fucking real?! 271 00:14:41,199 --> 00:14:45,593 You really are all just the sneakiest, fucking donk shit, right?! 272 00:14:46,190 --> 00:14:48,158 You're right, Johnny, you clever bastard. 273 00:14:48,204 --> 00:14:49,996 Nobody did see me. 274 00:14:50,115 --> 00:14:51,620 So I weren't there. 275 00:14:52,481 --> 00:14:54,085 Just so we're clear?! 276 00:14:54,409 --> 00:14:55,738 I didn't do anything! 277 00:14:56,178 --> 00:14:57,623 You don't know me. 278 00:14:57,979 --> 00:14:59,780 And I don't know you. 279 00:14:59,863 --> 00:15:01,412 Any of you! 280 00:15:01,472 --> 00:15:03,684 And if I ever see you again. 281 00:15:03,772 --> 00:15:05,220 You're fucking dead! 282 00:15:05,264 --> 00:15:06,918 I'll kill ya'll! 283 00:15:09,494 --> 00:15:10,839 His name's John. 284 00:15:10,916 --> 00:15:12,540 I don't know his last name. 285 00:15:12,911 --> 00:15:14,931 That's all I know, Paul, I swear. 286 00:15:15,473 --> 00:15:16,797 Believe me. 287 00:15:16,912 --> 00:15:19,029 I know I fucked up, I fucked up big-time, Paul. 288 00:15:19,101 --> 00:15:20,953 But give me a chance, yeah? 289 00:15:21,894 --> 00:15:23,762 And I'll get the fuckers myself. 290 00:15:24,113 --> 00:15:25,622 I promise. 291 00:15:25,802 --> 00:15:27,355 They'll pay. 292 00:15:27,826 --> 00:15:29,411 Yeah, they'll pay. 293 00:15:29,546 --> 00:15:31,284 I'll get the fuckers myself, and they'll pay. 294 00:15:31,335 --> 00:15:33,045 I promise you they'll pay, OK? 295 00:15:33,316 --> 00:15:35,056 I'll get them! I'll get them Paul. 296 00:15:35,165 --> 00:15:36,259 Yeah? I'll get them.. 297 00:15:36,272 --> 00:15:37,271 Pst! 298 00:15:38,614 --> 00:15:40,138 ...Fuck up! 299 00:15:41,537 --> 00:15:42,815 Or I'll crush you! 300 00:15:47,060 --> 00:15:48,261 I believe you. 301 00:15:48,343 --> 00:15:49,612 Yeah? 302 00:15:51,602 --> 00:15:52,982 Everybody pays. 303 00:15:53,044 --> 00:15:54,273 Yeah. 304 00:16:07,639 --> 00:16:09,661 He was in the fucking van. 305 00:16:09,886 --> 00:16:11,954 He seems fucking familiar to me. 306 00:16:12,016 --> 00:16:12,881 How come? 307 00:16:12,972 --> 00:16:14,800 If that really is him, then... 308 00:16:14,908 --> 00:16:17,591 then we've just been fucked by the honorary guard of her 309 00:16:17,617 --> 00:16:20,512 Majesty, Queen Elizabeth, the fucking second. 310 00:16:21,002 --> 00:16:23,829 If we get this little prick, we find the others. 311 00:16:24,253 --> 00:16:26,117 I want you to take all of our boys, 312 00:16:26,170 --> 00:16:28,194 find out where they fucking live, 313 00:16:28,213 --> 00:16:29,744 where they drink, 314 00:16:29,755 --> 00:16:32,574 and even if they're coming up to the queen of fucking England 315 00:16:32,769 --> 00:16:35,267 I want them crown jewels. 316 00:17:03,076 --> 00:17:04,362 - Hello? - Where are you? 317 00:17:04,684 --> 00:17:05,708 Oh, Jess. 318 00:17:05,769 --> 00:17:07,094 Yeah, I... I'm sorry darling. 319 00:17:07,118 --> 00:17:09,434 - I'm waiting. - Yeah, I'm on my way there now. 320 00:17:09,535 --> 00:17:11,585 Are you OK? What's the matter with you? 321 00:17:11,767 --> 00:17:13,326 No, no... 322 00:17:13,353 --> 00:17:14,950 No. Every thing's hunky... 323 00:17:15,055 --> 00:17:16,664 Every thing's fine! 324 00:17:16,767 --> 00:17:17,893 Hurry up, then. 325 00:17:17,944 --> 00:17:20,484 Yes, yes! I'll be there in a minute, al-right?! 326 00:17:29,642 --> 00:17:31,006 Oh, fuck! 327 00:17:34,346 --> 00:17:35,783 - Oh, shit! - He's inside! 328 00:17:35,903 --> 00:17:37,166 Fuck! 329 00:17:48,721 --> 00:17:49,866 Shit. 330 00:17:51,390 --> 00:17:53,213 Fucker's got away. 331 00:18:33,559 --> 00:18:35,356 I need to go to the toilet. 332 00:18:35,485 --> 00:18:37,544 Tim, what the fuck are you doing?! 333 00:18:38,105 --> 00:18:39,866 You don't know me! 334 00:18:40,391 --> 00:18:41,945 I'll be back in a sec. 335 00:18:42,087 --> 00:18:43,508 Excuse me. 336 00:19:11,647 --> 00:19:12,720 Jesus Christ! 337 00:19:12,812 --> 00:19:14,732 I promised ya'll I'd kill you! 338 00:19:14,854 --> 00:19:17,897 Michael, I'm sorry! I wanted to tell you, honestly. 339 00:19:18,572 --> 00:19:20,080 Where is it? 340 00:19:20,190 --> 00:19:21,559 I'm sorry. 341 00:19:22,066 --> 00:19:23,251 Where is it? 342 00:19:23,346 --> 00:19:24,934 It's on me! 343 00:19:25,395 --> 00:19:26,080 Fuck! 344 00:19:26,104 --> 00:19:29,646 Michael, don't do this! Listen, right! There's no way back! 345 00:19:31,152 --> 00:19:33,244 Mike, what the fuck are you doing? 346 00:19:36,613 --> 00:19:37,302 Mickey... 347 00:19:37,328 --> 00:19:39,763 They found me, Johnny! Do you understand me?! 348 00:19:39,977 --> 00:19:42,644 They found me and then nearly fucking killed me! 349 00:19:42,730 --> 00:19:44,734 Fuck you, Mickeeey! 350 00:19:46,949 --> 00:19:53,282 This is the final boarding call for passengers on the flight F43421C 351 00:19:53,732 --> 00:19:55,251 to Kuala Lumpur. 352 00:19:55,293 --> 00:19:58,280 Please proceed to gate C, immediately. 353 00:20:10,968 --> 00:20:13,553 Thick clouds of ash flew up today, 354 00:20:13,569 --> 00:20:15,941 forcing airlines to cancel thousands of flights. 355 00:20:15,950 --> 00:20:20,340 It drifted at high altitudes south & east, from an erupting volcano in Iceland. 356 00:20:20,769 --> 00:20:24,839 The airspace shut-down was one of the most sweeping ever ordered in peace time. 357 00:20:25,117 --> 00:20:29,937 The cloud made up of minute particles of silicate, that can severely damage jet engines, 358 00:20:30,025 --> 00:20:34,189 left airplanes stranded on the tarmac of some of the world's busiest airports, 359 00:20:34,281 --> 00:20:37,303 as it spread over Britain and towards continental Europe. 360 00:20:37,495 --> 00:20:41,912 5,000-6,000 of the 28,000 daily flights across Europe were cancelled, 361 00:20:42,018 --> 00:20:46,651 or redirected to the nearest available airports, as the results of the ash plume. 362 00:20:46,792 --> 00:20:50,317 The ash plume of volcano Eyjafjallajokull, was reported to be drifting 363 00:20:50,384 --> 00:20:53,414 at 18,000-33,000 feet above the earth. 364 00:20:53,585 --> 00:20:57,295 At those altitudes, the cloud is directly in the way of commercial airliners... 365 00:21:20,538 --> 00:21:22,415 Are you a complete idiot? 366 00:21:22,640 --> 00:21:24,278 Where are you walking? 367 00:21:24,475 --> 00:21:25,911 Fuck off the road! 368 00:21:25,936 --> 00:21:27,673 Excuse me, mate. Where are we? 369 00:21:28,212 --> 00:21:30,818 Do you hear me? FUCK OFF THE ROAD! 370 00:21:30,942 --> 00:21:33,969 Sorry, mate, I don't speak Malaysian, I'm sorry. 371 00:21:38,614 --> 00:21:39,707 We found them. 372 00:21:40,412 --> 00:21:42,080 Well, it's about fucking time. 373 00:21:42,376 --> 00:21:44,238 They didn't get as far as Malaysia. 374 00:21:44,376 --> 00:21:46,545 Some big volcano has just erupted in Iceland. 375 00:21:46,576 --> 00:21:48,178 The flight redirected. 376 00:21:48,352 --> 00:21:49,776 To Lithuania. 377 00:21:51,135 --> 00:21:53,007 Lith-a-fucking what? 378 00:21:53,190 --> 00:21:54,479 Lithuania?! 379 00:21:55,196 --> 00:21:56,337 Not Malaysia?! 380 00:21:56,739 --> 00:21:58,714 It's in Eastern fucking Europe. 381 00:21:58,876 --> 00:22:00,972 And the bastards are still there. 382 00:22:01,072 --> 00:22:02,380 How? 383 00:22:02,770 --> 00:22:04,990 I mean how? How? How did I get here? 384 00:22:05,229 --> 00:22:07,437 You arrived here about two hours ago, 385 00:22:07,677 --> 00:22:08,754 from the airport, 386 00:22:08,835 --> 00:22:10,626 with, uh, three friends. 387 00:22:11,644 --> 00:22:13,536 I like them fucking Islandics. 388 00:22:13,654 --> 00:22:16,142 But I like them volcanoes even better. 389 00:22:16,431 --> 00:22:18,987 Let's get our asses fucking out there. 390 00:22:36,508 --> 00:22:38,887 Hey, barman, give me some vodka. 391 00:22:41,844 --> 00:22:43,025 Cheers, fella. 392 00:23:04,258 --> 00:23:06,142 Benny, my boy, lucky tonight. 393 00:23:06,233 --> 00:23:07,506 See you back at the hotel. 394 00:23:07,550 --> 00:23:08,913 I'll see ya later. 395 00:23:09,760 --> 00:23:12,599 Ben, don't you think we should get back to the hotel. 396 00:23:12,680 --> 00:23:14,327 You've gone fucking soft?! 397 00:23:14,522 --> 00:23:16,385 I'm not going back to some shitty hotel! 398 00:23:16,692 --> 00:23:19,979 Hello, boys. Our hen party needs some company. 399 00:23:20,328 --> 00:23:21,633 Where're you from? 400 00:23:21,974 --> 00:23:23,103 England. 401 00:23:24,061 --> 00:23:25,335 Fuck, yes! British! 402 00:23:25,499 --> 00:23:28,326 - Come on girls, surround them. - Al-right, ladies. 403 00:23:28,900 --> 00:23:30,923 Right here, fucking right here! 404 00:23:40,641 --> 00:23:41,622 Fuck! 405 00:24:27,840 --> 00:24:29,933 Oh, you dumb fucks! 406 00:24:48,323 --> 00:24:49,797 - Hello? - Michael? 407 00:24:50,633 --> 00:24:51,953 Jessica, thank God! 408 00:24:52,009 --> 00:24:54,209 Were you ever planning on calling me back? 409 00:24:54,453 --> 00:24:55,681 How could you? 410 00:24:55,793 --> 00:24:57,721 What the hell is going on? 411 00:24:57,939 --> 00:25:02,268 What are you doing? Do you have any idea how I feel? 412 00:25:02,691 --> 00:25:04,106 Yes! Yes, I know. 413 00:25:04,293 --> 00:25:06,603 I'll be back in a couple of hours, I promise! 414 00:25:06,811 --> 00:25:09,624 - I don't give a shit about your promises... - Jessie listen! 415 00:25:10,505 --> 00:25:11,923 - To what? - Airport please, mate. 416 00:25:12,114 --> 00:25:14,964 You're going to the airport? Without me? 417 00:26:07,152 --> 00:26:08,809 Good night, my friend. 418 00:26:36,177 --> 00:26:38,406 And you can't even explain to me where you pissed off to?! 419 00:26:38,484 --> 00:26:42,290 Why is that? I don't want... J-just don't call me any more. I don't want to hear your shit any more. 420 00:26:42,357 --> 00:26:44,301 Jess, it's very, very confusing! 421 00:26:44,395 --> 00:26:45,252 Is it? 422 00:26:45,256 --> 00:26:46,650 But you have to trust me! 423 00:26:46,732 --> 00:26:47,767 Are you sober? 424 00:26:47,957 --> 00:26:48,573 Yes! 425 00:26:48,664 --> 00:26:50,031 So where are you, then? 426 00:26:50,812 --> 00:26:52,888 - Lithuan... Oh, Jesus Christ. - Where? 427 00:26:52,948 --> 00:26:54,484 - It doesn't really matter. - Yes, it does. 428 00:26:54,730 --> 00:26:57,748 I will explain everything to you, when it becomes clear. 429 00:27:04,353 --> 00:27:07,725 Why've we stop... Look, can you just wait a minute? Why've we stopped? 430 00:27:07,752 --> 00:27:10,646 Look! I need to get to the airport, mate! I'm in a bit of a hurry... 431 00:27:10,688 --> 00:27:12,090 Who's this now? 432 00:27:12,556 --> 00:27:14,558 Money, cellphone... Take out everything you have... 433 00:27:14,725 --> 00:27:15,870 Everything, I said. 434 00:27:15,871 --> 00:27:17,156 What's going on? 435 00:27:17,401 --> 00:27:19,627 - What the hell is happening? - What are you doing to me? 436 00:27:19,711 --> 00:27:21,117 Are you at a party? 437 00:27:30,174 --> 00:27:32,484 Fucking catch him! 438 00:27:32,977 --> 00:27:34,251 I can't . 439 00:27:34,378 --> 00:27:36,385 Bastard broke my nose. 440 00:27:36,447 --> 00:27:37,793 He got away, son of a bitch! 441 00:27:37,863 --> 00:27:41,027 You're a son of a bitch, Michael. How can you have fun when my heart's broken? 442 00:27:41,078 --> 00:27:42,842 How can I have ever gotten with you? 443 00:27:42,860 --> 00:27:44,284 And you have nothing to say for yourself? 444 00:27:44,338 --> 00:27:45,882 You can't even explain yourself? 445 00:27:45,984 --> 00:27:47,038 Fuck yo... 446 00:28:03,240 --> 00:28:04,878 How much is in there? 447 00:28:07,678 --> 00:28:08,916 A lot... 448 00:28:09,091 --> 00:28:10,229 Oh, fuck! 449 00:28:11,065 --> 00:28:12,665 Oh, Jesus Christ. 450 00:29:11,814 --> 00:29:12,876 Hi. 451 00:29:13,053 --> 00:29:15,349 I don't even know how I got here. 452 00:29:15,586 --> 00:29:18,747 I don't know where any of my friends are and I need help! 453 00:29:20,456 --> 00:29:22,625 Is your room 1402? 454 00:29:23,158 --> 00:29:25,290 No, yeah... I don't know, why? 455 00:29:25,791 --> 00:29:27,196 They came back... 456 00:29:27,296 --> 00:29:28,594 Hmm... Men! 457 00:29:28,648 --> 00:29:30,904 They said they're friends of yours. 458 00:29:32,712 --> 00:29:34,159 Did they, now?! 459 00:29:36,752 --> 00:29:37,797 Johnny?! 460 00:29:38,104 --> 00:29:41,654 Johnny, where are you?! Show me your faces you little... 461 00:29:43,592 --> 00:29:45,244 - Fuck! Shit! - That's him! 462 00:29:45,328 --> 00:29:46,733 Who are you? What do you want? 463 00:29:46,821 --> 00:29:48,769 I was going to ask you the same thing. 464 00:29:48,957 --> 00:29:51,390 Ask now, there's been some kind of a mistake. 465 00:29:51,751 --> 00:29:52,660 Mistake?! 466 00:29:52,700 --> 00:29:55,146 Where there's a lot of greed, there's plenty of mistakes. 467 00:29:55,422 --> 00:29:58,294 No! You see, I didn't know anything. 468 00:29:58,373 --> 00:30:00,262 They set me up. It weren't my plan. 469 00:30:00,416 --> 00:30:01,733 Plan?! 470 00:30:02,576 --> 00:30:05,626 Your plan's gonna end up the same way as Karl's. 471 00:30:08,030 --> 00:30:09,575 Where is the money? 472 00:30:10,962 --> 00:30:13,271 It was in here. I wanted to give it back to you. 473 00:30:13,321 --> 00:30:16,767 I swear to God, I wanted to give it back to you. 474 00:30:16,953 --> 00:30:18,798 Where's my fucking ring? 475 00:30:20,355 --> 00:30:22,295 What ring? I don't know, I don't know about... 476 00:30:25,288 --> 00:30:26,752 Get him up! Get him up! 477 00:30:27,200 --> 00:30:31,379 OK, it's in... It's in my pocket. The ring. 478 00:30:40,159 --> 00:30:41,976 Where's my fucking ring? 479 00:30:43,690 --> 00:30:46,489 - I just gave... - Tony Montana gave me that fucking ring! 480 00:30:46,553 --> 00:30:48,029 Does that ring any bells with you? 481 00:30:48,119 --> 00:30:51,737 - Now where's my fucking ring? - I don't have anything else to give to you. 482 00:30:51,805 --> 00:30:55,799 I don't even fucking know how I got here. What more can I fucking give? 483 00:30:55,809 --> 00:30:57,645 - Shut the fuck up! - Fucking hell! 484 00:30:57,713 --> 00:30:59,435 Get him in there! 485 00:31:01,065 --> 00:31:02,909 You must fucking like this?! 486 00:31:03,468 --> 00:31:05,315 Open the door! Police. 487 00:31:13,588 --> 00:31:15,032 Hello. 488 00:31:16,422 --> 00:31:19,146 These guys. You know them? 489 00:31:22,748 --> 00:31:25,167 - Yes. yes, I know them, yes. - Good. 490 00:31:26,215 --> 00:31:28,492 You must go with us. Come on! 491 00:31:32,018 --> 00:31:35,937 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. 492 00:31:43,829 --> 00:31:46,765 Don't look like we're leaving this place any time soon, lads. 493 00:31:47,699 --> 00:31:50,123 We need a motor. Let's go find uncle Sam. 494 00:31:50,595 --> 00:31:52,103 Officer?! Sir?! 495 00:31:53,306 --> 00:31:55,541 The Mob... Gangsters... 496 00:31:55,615 --> 00:31:58,442 From London, really, very, very serious men. 497 00:31:58,536 --> 00:32:01,535 They're in my hotel. They want their money. 498 00:32:02,324 --> 00:32:05,807 But, it was taken, you see, it's all gone. 499 00:32:08,809 --> 00:32:10,625 You know this? 500 00:32:15,295 --> 00:32:17,174 You want me to be honest with you?! 501 00:32:17,677 --> 00:32:19,481 They're not my actual friends. 502 00:32:20,031 --> 00:32:23,573 In fact, I barely fucking know them, but that is not important. 503 00:32:25,529 --> 00:32:27,549 They are going to kill me. 504 00:32:27,869 --> 00:32:29,684 You have to believe me! 505 00:32:39,622 --> 00:32:41,094 What money? 506 00:32:41,342 --> 00:32:42,910 Who robbed you? 507 00:32:43,268 --> 00:32:44,357 Hm? 508 00:32:44,421 --> 00:32:46,075 How much money? 509 00:32:46,217 --> 00:32:47,289 When? 510 00:32:47,335 --> 00:32:48,389 Money, I... 511 00:32:49,145 --> 00:32:50,502 What money? 512 00:32:50,917 --> 00:32:51,767 No, no, no... 513 00:32:51,890 --> 00:32:53,289 I-it's all good. 514 00:32:53,472 --> 00:32:54,764 It's my fuckup. 515 00:34:20,752 --> 00:34:25,201 All four have silencers... and two magazines for... 516 00:34:25,555 --> 00:34:28,567 Four iron dicks and two balls for each. 517 00:34:30,022 --> 00:34:31,331 How much for all of them? 518 00:34:31,696 --> 00:34:32,572 How much? 519 00:34:32,764 --> 00:34:35,244 Five grand... Can't sell for less... 520 00:34:37,311 --> 00:34:40,055 Eight thousand .. You won't find any cheaper. 521 00:34:41,358 --> 00:34:43,473 Is that right? Is that so? 522 00:34:45,404 --> 00:34:47,136 Cheeky little fucker, isn't he? 523 00:34:48,359 --> 00:34:50,826 Fuck it. Pay him, let's get out of here. 524 00:34:57,355 --> 00:34:59,870 Do you fucking believe this shit?! 525 00:35:01,638 --> 00:35:03,470 Here. That's him. 526 00:35:15,841 --> 00:35:17,205 What's your name? 527 00:35:17,709 --> 00:35:19,087 What? 528 00:35:25,063 --> 00:35:26,104 Vova. 529 00:35:26,253 --> 00:35:29,878 OK, Vova, listen very carefully, I'm only gonna say this once. 530 00:35:31,126 --> 00:35:33,997 Where did you get that fucking watch? 531 00:35:49,146 --> 00:35:55,270 Help! Heeeeeelp! Help! 532 00:35:59,690 --> 00:36:01,690 Help! 533 00:36:06,110 --> 00:36:13,410 Help! Help-ah... help. Help! Help. 534 00:36:26,978 --> 00:36:28,753 Come on, priest! 535 00:36:28,913 --> 00:36:33,020 My boner's so big, it could hold up the table. 536 00:36:37,622 --> 00:36:38,259 What? 537 00:36:40,158 --> 00:36:42,868 Holy Mary, mother of Christ! Who are you...? 538 00:36:42,956 --> 00:36:44,546 Father, can you help me? 539 00:36:44,747 --> 00:36:46,564 Can you please help me? 540 00:36:48,333 --> 00:36:49,004 Jesus! 541 00:36:49,267 --> 00:36:50,211 What're you doing? 542 00:36:50,335 --> 00:36:51,780 Maybe he hasn't seen my face yet! 543 00:36:51,936 --> 00:36:53,210 Don't be an idiot... 544 00:36:53,301 --> 00:36:54,473 Excuse me? 545 00:36:54,615 --> 00:36:55,876 Will you please... 546 00:36:56,760 --> 00:36:58,649 fucking help me? 547 00:36:59,811 --> 00:37:01,256 Well, what? 548 00:37:06,774 --> 00:37:07,852 Please?! 549 00:37:07,952 --> 00:37:09,450 Help me! 550 00:37:13,031 --> 00:37:14,632 OK. OK. 551 00:37:15,360 --> 00:37:18,034 So? Why, God damn it, is he naked? What does he want? 552 00:37:18,196 --> 00:37:20,335 He wants to go to fucking confession. 553 00:37:20,532 --> 00:37:21,510 FUCKING WHAT??? 554 00:37:21,666 --> 00:37:24,203 What, what? He's asking for help! 555 00:37:25,103 --> 00:37:27,105 We're the ones who are going to need help! 556 00:37:27,272 --> 00:37:31,550 He'll tell everyone that we found him... Everyone will know that I was with a hooker... 557 00:37:31,676 --> 00:37:33,049 My career is screwed! 558 00:37:33,087 --> 00:37:34,161 Please?! 559 00:37:34,382 --> 00:37:37,706 People, hear me out! 560 00:37:37,489 --> 00:37:38,188 I - have money 561 00:37:39,135 --> 00:37:41,978 If we can just get back to my fucking hotel 562 00:37:42,132 --> 00:37:43,688 I can pay you 563 00:37:43,781 --> 00:37:45,754 as much money 564 00:37:45,854 --> 00:37:47,652 as you fucking want! 565 00:37:47,826 --> 00:37:48,899 Just please?! 566 00:37:48,999 --> 00:37:51,096 Fucking help me! 567 00:37:58,339 --> 00:37:59,974 OK. 568 00:38:01,638 --> 00:38:03,117 Wait a minute... 569 00:38:16,620 --> 00:38:20,727 Church of Immaculate Conception. 570 00:38:45,482 --> 00:38:47,792 Here, cover your balls... 571 00:38:47,859 --> 00:38:49,704 Who the fuck are you? 572 00:38:53,493 --> 00:38:54,981 Oh, shit. 573 00:39:04,469 --> 00:39:07,313 I can't cut this fucking shit! 574 00:39:07,605 --> 00:39:08,777 Try with a hammer... 575 00:39:09,040 --> 00:39:10,485 Fuck your hammer! 576 00:39:14,510 --> 00:39:15,971 Oh, fuck! 577 00:39:24,122 --> 00:39:26,602 Fuck me. 578 00:39:39,570 --> 00:39:41,015 God damn it! 579 00:39:47,178 --> 00:39:51,820 Hey... Are you fucking insane? What are you doing in there? 580 00:39:54,519 --> 00:39:55,497 Fuck... What the hell... 581 00:39:56,020 --> 00:39:57,693 I have nothing to do with this... 582 00:39:58,356 --> 00:40:00,730 He was like that... we... we found him like that... 583 00:40:02,749 --> 00:40:04,688 Please, I shouldn't be here. 584 00:40:03,454 --> 00:40:05,333 Please, I haven't seen anything. 585 00:40:05,495 --> 00:40:07,156 Just... Just let me go. 586 00:40:07,631 --> 00:40:08,735 What have you done to him? 587 00:40:08,866 --> 00:40:09,901 Me??? 588 00:40:10,467 --> 00:40:12,947 Jesus! Are you a complete idiot? 589 00:40:13,103 --> 00:40:17,381 We found him like that... nailed. I'm trying to pull him off the cross. 590 00:40:18,142 --> 00:40:19,598 Please, help me. 591 00:40:21,345 --> 00:40:25,225 I don't need this shit. I'm calling the... 592 00:40:25,983 --> 00:40:27,656 No! Wait... Don't do anything! 593 00:40:27,818 --> 00:40:29,593 Listen... I'm getting my arse out of here. 594 00:40:29,720 --> 00:40:32,564 Stay .. Stay here and watch him .. 595 00:40:32,723 --> 00:40:35,704 Yeah... Should I show him my tits as well? 596 00:40:36,493 --> 00:40:39,599 As if you have anything to show... 597 00:40:46,837 --> 00:40:48,874 You don't know anything... 598 00:40:49,573 --> 00:40:52,213 - You came to your flat and... - And?! 599 00:40:52,376 --> 00:40:54,083 Shut up! 600 00:40:54,745 --> 00:40:56,053 And nothing... 601 00:40:56,914 --> 00:40:58,450 Empty. 602 00:41:30,214 --> 00:41:33,752 Catch him, he stole my radiator! 603 00:41:36,020 --> 00:41:38,159 What are you looking at? It's your radiator! 604 00:41:42,795 --> 00:41:45,162 What the fuck is going on here? 605 00:41:45,360 --> 00:41:46,317 That's him. 606 00:41:46,444 --> 00:41:48,057 Well, get the fucker! 607 00:41:53,203 --> 00:41:55,342 Antanas. I need to go to Mass. 608 00:42:16,161 --> 00:42:17,380 Come on! 609 00:42:30,035 --> 00:42:33,414 It's my first time here and it's really, very nice. 610 00:42:33,453 --> 00:42:35,034 Oh, really?! 611 00:42:35,572 --> 00:42:37,420 We can stop at my place. 612 00:42:50,615 --> 00:42:52,486 - Sorry, I've got to go. - So soon? 613 00:44:44,708 --> 00:44:45,580 The fucker's still alive... 614 00:44:45,585 --> 00:44:48,537 Who the fuck are you? What the fuck is going on? 615 00:44:48,979 --> 00:44:50,481 Leave me be. 616 00:44:50,647 --> 00:44:53,628 This fucker will definitely turn us in. 617 00:44:53,784 --> 00:44:55,457 Back to the grave fucker. 618 00:44:57,888 --> 00:44:58,866 I'll kill you! 619 00:44:58,913 --> 00:45:00,193 What are you doing? 620 00:45:00,293 --> 00:45:02,091 Calm down! Listen to me! 621 00:45:55,045 --> 00:45:56,319 They're fine... 622 00:45:56,480 --> 00:45:57,322 Check them all. 623 00:45:57,481 --> 00:46:01,827 I'm telling you they're good. More real than St. Teresa's tits. 624 00:46:03,854 --> 00:46:05,197 OK. 625 00:46:06,023 --> 00:46:08,367 I've got some tourists visiting today... 626 00:46:08,525 --> 00:46:09,731 Where from? 627 00:46:09,893 --> 00:46:16,503 They don't have signs stapled to their asses, but they paid with the same money. 628 00:46:37,141 --> 00:46:39,508 Copper, where is my fucking money? 629 00:46:41,425 --> 00:46:42,963 Let me go! Fuck! 630 00:46:43,008 --> 00:46:46,874 One more time. Where is the fucking money? 631 00:46:48,432 --> 00:46:50,412 I'll tell... I'll tell... 632 00:46:53,431 --> 00:46:54,927 Fucking drive! 633 00:47:22,745 --> 00:47:23,998 Where is it? 634 00:47:24,283 --> 00:47:25,784 Where is it? 635 00:47:26,583 --> 00:47:28,319 It's under the sofa. 636 00:47:28,833 --> 00:47:30,877 Al-right. Fucking get it out! 637 00:47:40,696 --> 00:47:41,865 Now open the bag! 638 00:47:50,008 --> 00:47:52,687 - Is it all there? - I don't know, count it. 639 00:47:53,025 --> 00:47:54,157 Count it?! 640 00:47:55,565 --> 00:47:58,011 Fucking moron! 641 00:47:58,232 --> 00:47:59,937 Fucking prick! 642 00:48:27,395 --> 00:48:28,257 Hello? 643 00:48:28,306 --> 00:48:30,075 You piece of shit! Asshole! 644 00:48:30,125 --> 00:48:31,773 You haven't even bothered to apologize. 645 00:48:31,823 --> 00:48:32,672 Look, Jessica... 646 00:48:32,722 --> 00:48:35,318 Jessica, please just listen to me, al-right, you don't understand. 647 00:48:35,368 --> 00:48:37,041 Oh, I understand al-right! 648 00:48:37,091 --> 00:48:38,739 You and your Lithuanian bitches! 649 00:48:38,789 --> 00:48:40,254 You met another woman. 650 00:48:40,304 --> 00:48:42,851 - Some other fucking bitch. - Jess, will you hold please. 651 00:48:42,901 --> 00:48:45,380 - I know it.. - Just fucking hold! 652 00:49:43,360 --> 00:49:44,909 Ahh, Jesus. 653 00:49:46,626 --> 00:49:48,162 Can you move? 654 00:49:49,739 --> 00:49:52,250 Your fucking radiator is on top of me. 655 00:49:54,589 --> 00:49:55,946 My radiator?! 656 00:49:56,464 --> 00:49:57,388 Ask me... 657 00:49:57,788 --> 00:49:59,486 how I became attached to this fucking radiator. 658 00:49:59,502 --> 00:50:01,965 I should have killed you in that fucking apartment. 659 00:50:02,089 --> 00:50:03,318 Fuck you! 660 00:50:06,062 --> 00:50:07,539 Help! 661 00:50:07,585 --> 00:50:10,208 You skinny, Lithuanian, bitch! 662 00:50:10,536 --> 00:50:12,004 I trusted you! 663 00:50:12,455 --> 00:50:13,331 And you left me 664 00:50:13,431 --> 00:50:14,530 naked 665 00:50:14,564 --> 00:50:16,032 covered in claret 666 00:50:16,174 --> 00:50:17,910 handcuffed! 667 00:50:18,262 --> 00:50:20,102 Hey, steady... 668 00:50:20,983 --> 00:50:22,315 It's my phone. 669 00:50:22,375 --> 00:50:23,768 It's in the pocket. 670 00:50:24,161 --> 00:50:25,230 Can you help? 671 00:50:25,792 --> 00:50:27,140 Help... you?! 672 00:50:27,891 --> 00:50:29,036 Well, yeah. 673 00:50:29,136 --> 00:50:31,334 Since you can't help yourself, heh?! 674 00:50:33,763 --> 00:50:35,147 Fine. 675 00:50:56,656 --> 00:50:57,957 Whoa, whoa, whoa... 676 00:50:58,290 --> 00:50:59,563 Lads, lads, lads... 677 00:50:59,785 --> 00:51:01,201 Wh... What's going on? 678 00:51:01,922 --> 00:51:03,663 Wh... What're you doing to me? 679 00:51:03,788 --> 00:51:05,924 Hey, I'm military! Do you understand that? 680 00:51:06,086 --> 00:51:08,086 That means they'll come looking for me. 681 00:51:09,350 --> 00:51:10,849 And they'll find me, too. That... 682 00:51:11,149 --> 00:51:12,547 That... That is for sure! 683 00:51:12,790 --> 00:51:14,027 Oh, come on, lads. 684 00:51:14,140 --> 00:51:17,567 I work for her Majesty' service. Do you understand? The Queen? 685 00:51:17,982 --> 00:51:19,183 Oh, come on, lads. 686 00:51:19,283 --> 00:51:23,079 I am the head of the honorary guard. I'm a very important person! 687 00:51:23,551 --> 00:51:24,792 Yeah?! 688 00:51:27,509 --> 00:51:28,817 You're fucking dead. 689 00:53:02,071 --> 00:53:03,573 Staska, is that you? 690 00:53:03,739 --> 00:53:05,776 Your Saule is a real slut... 691 00:53:05,942 --> 00:53:08,388 ...yesterday she came back with a couple of wankers. 692 00:53:09,145 --> 00:53:10,818 I didn't know them. 693 00:54:02,686 --> 00:54:03,949 Fuck. 694 00:54:07,633 --> 00:54:09,181 Tim, get up! 695 00:54:31,769 --> 00:54:34,340 I don't mean to be rude, darling, but... 696 00:54:35,011 --> 00:54:36,178 Do we know each other? 697 00:54:36,348 --> 00:54:37,820 Fuck you. 698 00:54:38,508 --> 00:54:39,832 And by the way... 699 00:54:39,994 --> 00:54:42,382 you both having me a striptease 700 00:54:42,572 --> 00:54:44,292 for my party. 701 00:54:46,461 --> 00:54:48,881 Aw, fuck! Where'd you get my ring from? 702 00:54:49,604 --> 00:54:50,856 You gave it to me 703 00:54:50,956 --> 00:54:52,255 as my wedding gift. 704 00:54:52,722 --> 00:54:53,871 Wedding?! 705 00:54:55,445 --> 00:54:57,309 What fucking wedding? 706 00:54:57,599 --> 00:54:59,683 My wedding, your gift! 707 00:54:59,855 --> 00:55:01,702 Do you remember anything? 708 00:55:03,443 --> 00:55:04,536 Whatever! 709 00:55:04,739 --> 00:55:05,760 I want my ring! 710 00:55:05,868 --> 00:55:07,674 Let me go, man! 711 00:55:10,108 --> 00:55:11,572 This ring costs too much 712 00:55:11,664 --> 00:55:14,687 to give to some fucking... 713 00:55:15,845 --> 00:55:17,294 Fucking hell. 714 00:55:23,945 --> 00:55:25,117 Fuck! Staska. 715 00:55:26,702 --> 00:55:28,171 Who's that? 716 00:55:28,350 --> 00:55:29,521 My fiancée. 717 00:55:29,670 --> 00:55:31,699 We are getting married tomorrow. 718 00:55:32,316 --> 00:55:33,828 Al-right. 719 00:55:37,110 --> 00:55:40,129 Maybe your boyfriend can take us to the hotel. 720 00:55:40,697 --> 00:55:43,444 Jesus Christ, I'll fucking pay him. 721 00:55:49,470 --> 00:55:52,451 Saule, I brought clothes for the musicians... When are they arriving? 722 00:55:52,607 --> 00:55:53,745 What clothes? 723 00:55:54,475 --> 00:55:55,613 What clothes?! 724 00:55:56,611 --> 00:55:59,785 Sober up! Wedding's tomorrow. Or are you going to sing?! 725 00:56:05,911 --> 00:56:07,453 You dirty bastard! 726 00:56:09,841 --> 00:56:11,853 That is not fucking me! 727 00:56:11,953 --> 00:56:12,952 Staska. 728 00:56:14,992 --> 00:56:15,974 Fucking take it. 729 00:56:16,397 --> 00:56:17,501 Who's that? 730 00:56:17,632 --> 00:56:21,011 Look at what those bastards have done. 731 00:56:21,169 --> 00:56:24,639 I've already told Staska. I've seen everything. 732 00:56:24,805 --> 00:56:26,910 You can't see anything! 733 00:56:27,074 --> 00:56:29,850 Staska easy... 734 00:56:33,164 --> 00:56:34,465 Look, love... 735 00:56:34,872 --> 00:56:36,440 just give us the ring back 736 00:56:36,898 --> 00:56:39,105 and we'll fucking leave. 737 00:56:39,176 --> 00:56:41,247 Yeah. We've got to make a move, to be honest. 738 00:56:41,342 --> 00:56:42,762 It's been an absolute pleasure. 739 00:56:43,223 --> 00:56:45,059 Leave the fucking ring, yeah?! 740 00:56:45,157 --> 00:56:46,973 Peace. Bye, bye. 741 00:56:49,130 --> 00:56:53,909 What the fuck is all this "pyst" and "bai bai"? 742 00:56:54,802 --> 00:56:56,304 They are tourists, Staska... 743 00:56:56,470 --> 00:56:59,314 They're from England. Where Andzeika was deported from. 744 00:56:59,473 --> 00:57:02,818 They came here by accident, they thought it was a hotel. 745 00:57:04,512 --> 00:57:07,789 What kind of hotel... in my house? 746 00:57:11,686 --> 00:57:14,496 Where does it say, that my house is a hotel? 747 00:57:14,655 --> 00:57:17,932 Staska, calm down...These people are from the West... What will the world think about us? 748 00:57:18,059 --> 00:57:21,871 No, you calm down! In a second, the world will become very small for you... 749 00:57:22,029 --> 00:57:26,500 Staska, hold on, you don't understand. These poor people are gays from London. Look at them. 750 00:57:32,306 --> 00:57:35,685 They came to that gay parade and got lost. 751 00:57:40,414 --> 00:57:44,920 My house, a gay hotel?! 752 00:57:48,422 --> 00:57:50,902 Staska... Listen... I don't remember much myself... 753 00:57:51,058 --> 00:57:53,402 ...I will show them a fucking parade... I will... 754 00:57:53,861 --> 00:57:55,340 Staska, listen... They are only tourists... 755 00:57:55,496 --> 00:57:56,600 Shut up, you slut... 756 00:57:56,831 --> 00:57:59,607 Staska! I'm no slut! I've got dreams... 757 00:58:04,772 --> 00:58:05,876 What? 758 00:58:06,340 --> 00:58:09,719 Dreams! I want to be a film critic... 759 00:58:12,246 --> 00:58:14,248 Fucking WHAT??? 760 00:58:16,851 --> 00:58:18,956 I'll make you a film critic myself... 761 00:58:20,021 --> 00:58:23,730 I'll make film critics out of all of you. 762 00:58:36,971 --> 00:58:38,075 Staska, what's going on? 763 00:58:38,239 --> 00:58:41,880 Gay tourists just made a pit stop in my bed! 764 00:58:46,480 --> 00:58:49,984 Bastards! Come here! I'll fucking show you Lithuania! 765 00:58:51,819 --> 00:58:52,593 Fuck! 766 00:58:53,368 --> 00:58:54,374 Forest, Timmy! 767 00:58:54,474 --> 00:58:55,873 Run for the switch! 768 00:59:44,783 --> 00:59:46,192 Hey, pal! 769 00:59:46,437 --> 00:59:48,325 - Can you help us? - Help us! 770 00:59:52,315 --> 00:59:54,530 What the fuck's he running for. What's he... 771 00:59:58,134 --> 00:59:59,379 Oh, for fuck's sake. 772 00:59:59,643 --> 01:00:01,982 Why would you change the side the fucking steering wheel's on?! 773 01:00:01,832 --> 01:00:03,181 Why would you fucking do that?! 774 01:00:03,312 --> 01:00:06,357 - Move over, you fucking cunt. - This fucking country is mental. 775 01:00:06,394 --> 01:00:08,369 Just drive, OK?! 776 01:00:08,419 --> 01:00:09,868 Shut the fuck up, Timmy! 777 01:00:15,769 --> 01:00:18,773 Fuck! Our van! 778 01:00:19,873 --> 01:00:22,820 Staska... cops... ambush... 779 01:00:22,942 --> 01:00:27,391 An ambush, fucking shit... Fucking tourists... 780 01:00:55,433 --> 01:00:57,006 Well, don't just sit there. 781 01:00:57,303 --> 01:00:58,879 Call Johnny. 782 01:00:59,171 --> 01:01:01,734 With what, eh?! The fucking phone?! 783 01:01:02,285 --> 01:01:04,177 It's in the forest somewhere. 784 01:01:06,211 --> 01:01:08,303 You fucking twat. 785 01:01:24,771 --> 01:01:27,251 BORDERLAND 786 01:01:35,122 --> 01:01:37,266 Come on. Fucking get up! 787 01:01:38,322 --> 01:01:39,635 Where? 788 01:01:39,877 --> 01:01:40,981 Which way? 789 01:01:41,229 --> 01:01:43,057 Well, I don't know, do I? 790 01:01:43,668 --> 01:01:45,973 Hey, Tim, look at all this grass. 791 01:01:46,348 --> 01:01:48,835 You eat like a fucking rabbit, don't you?! 792 01:01:50,120 --> 01:01:51,972 I knew this would go tits up. 793 01:01:52,355 --> 01:01:53,660 But, like a mug, 794 01:01:53,859 --> 01:01:55,058 I signed up for it. 795 01:01:55,418 --> 01:01:56,431 With another mug. 796 01:01:56,531 --> 01:01:58,229 You! 797 01:01:59,675 --> 01:02:00,916 Fuck off! 798 01:02:01,639 --> 01:02:02,880 What? 799 01:02:09,547 --> 01:02:11,239 It's a fucking tattoo. 800 01:02:11,365 --> 01:02:12,697 When? 801 01:02:18,591 --> 01:02:19,224 You 802 01:02:19,574 --> 01:02:20,834 are a fucking 803 01:02:20,854 --> 01:02:21,788 twat! 804 01:03:20,456 --> 01:03:21,782 Jesus Christ! 805 01:03:25,585 --> 01:03:26,987 That ain't Jesus. 806 01:03:27,550 --> 01:03:28,807 Not at all. 807 01:03:46,228 --> 01:03:47,205 Excuse me, please 808 01:03:47,285 --> 01:03:49,211 - are we arrive? - Who? You? 809 01:03:49,865 --> 01:03:51,350 We. Arrive. 810 01:03:52,059 --> 01:03:53,279 Where you from, please? 811 01:03:53,368 --> 01:03:55,950 Who, me?! I'm from England. Where the fuck are you from? 812 01:03:56,173 --> 01:03:58,708 And what you're doing all cooped-up in there? 813 01:03:58,811 --> 01:03:59,879 England. 814 01:04:00,176 --> 01:04:01,213 England. 815 01:04:08,135 --> 01:04:09,372 - England. - Get the fuck off! 816 01:04:09,482 --> 01:04:12,944 Thank you, my friend. 817 01:04:14,753 --> 01:04:16,398 What the fuck are you doing?! 818 01:05:05,925 --> 01:05:08,064 BAR "LAIR" 819 01:05:51,437 --> 01:05:53,314 We're short on strong beer. 820 01:05:53,550 --> 01:05:54,780 Excuse me. 821 01:05:55,241 --> 01:05:56,820 Do you speak English? 822 01:05:57,583 --> 01:05:59,009 We're a bit lost, yeah?! 823 01:05:59,361 --> 01:06:01,122 And we need to call a taxi. 824 01:06:03,228 --> 01:06:04,421 Taxi? 825 01:06:05,731 --> 01:06:07,707 We need to go back to the... 826 01:06:07,937 --> 01:06:09,114 hotel. 827 01:06:11,424 --> 01:06:12,926 Andzeika. 828 01:06:13,493 --> 01:06:14,995 Andzeika! 829 01:06:15,628 --> 01:06:16,606 What do you want? 830 01:06:16,763 --> 01:06:18,037 What! What!? 831 01:06:19,799 --> 01:06:21,073 Don't listen to him. 832 01:06:22,735 --> 01:06:24,840 Andzeika worked in England, in construction somewhere... 833 01:06:24,971 --> 01:06:30,580 Then he murdered someone there, but got away... he proved he's nuts. 834 01:06:34,321 --> 01:06:35,357 Hello. 835 01:06:35,791 --> 01:06:37,459 We need to call a taxi. 836 01:06:38,484 --> 01:06:39,462 English!!! 837 01:06:40,019 --> 01:06:42,863 Do you know how badly they fucked us there? 838 01:06:43,256 --> 01:06:45,395 They fucking cheated us! 839 01:06:46,654 --> 01:06:48,479 You want call kurwa (whore)? 840 01:06:48,530 --> 01:06:50,016 Twenty pounds kurwa. 841 01:06:50,287 --> 01:06:51,115 One minute. 842 01:06:51,144 --> 01:06:53,326 What? We only need to call a taxi. 843 01:06:53,490 --> 01:06:55,234 Kurwa, twenty five pounds. 844 01:06:55,416 --> 01:06:57,449 Fuck off! It's just a short call. 845 01:06:57,603 --> 01:06:58,688 What kurwa? 846 01:06:58,836 --> 01:07:00,852 OK. OK. We'll take it, yeah?! 847 01:07:00,944 --> 01:07:02,802 But you call the taxi. 848 01:07:12,452 --> 01:07:20,564 Zdiska... Hi, it's me... Listen, get your shit to Zita's bar... Now... 849 01:07:21,294 --> 01:07:26,505 Some fucking tourists from England need a taxi... 850 01:07:27,033 --> 01:07:29,570 I don't know where they want to go... 851 01:07:29,795 --> 01:07:31,292 Where you want kurwa go? 852 01:07:31,419 --> 01:07:32,770 The hotel. 853 01:07:33,580 --> 01:07:35,620 What kurwa hotel in this town? 854 01:07:36,004 --> 01:07:37,839 No, no. Not "Kurwa" hotel. 855 01:07:38,353 --> 01:07:39,410 Vilnius, yeah? 856 01:07:39,532 --> 01:07:41,699 We need to go to Vilnius. 857 01:07:41,832 --> 01:07:43,439 Are you kurwa nut? 858 01:07:43,812 --> 01:07:46,468 Your village is a three hundred kilometres from where. 859 01:07:46,577 --> 01:07:50,379 No one kurwa in here never go, that's for kurwa. 860 01:07:50,486 --> 01:07:51,741 Fucking hell! 861 01:07:52,046 --> 01:07:54,249 - What? - What kurwa?! 862 01:07:54,408 --> 01:07:55,765 Your fucking Vilnius 863 01:07:55,926 --> 01:07:58,370 is zbyt daleko (too far) stop kurwa. 864 01:07:58,452 --> 01:08:01,890 Now kurwa, give me my twenty five pounds! 865 01:08:02,116 --> 01:08:03,041 Fuck off! 866 01:08:03,191 --> 01:08:04,399 We need to call our friends! 867 01:08:04,522 --> 01:08:06,094 The money is in the hotel 868 01:08:06,285 --> 01:08:08,206 and they will bring it here, al-right?! 869 01:08:08,337 --> 01:08:10,916 I said kurwa, put the money on the table! 870 01:08:11,082 --> 01:08:13,326 Or you have kurwa big problem! 871 01:08:14,114 --> 01:08:15,791 Brother, come here. 872 01:08:15,875 --> 01:08:17,212 Don't fuck with me! 873 01:08:17,633 --> 01:08:18,722 One call! 874 01:08:18,910 --> 01:08:20,326 That's all I'm asking. 875 01:08:20,418 --> 01:08:21,413 Now give me 876 01:08:21,513 --> 01:08:23,011 the fucking phone! 877 01:08:23,151 --> 01:08:25,509 Kurwa give me my money! 878 01:09:10,578 --> 01:09:11,684 Kurwa! 879 01:11:11,725 --> 01:11:13,602 Where are my Africans? 880 01:11:14,364 --> 01:11:16,081 Where are his Negroes? Hm? 881 01:11:16,620 --> 01:11:18,204 I told ya! 882 01:11:18,771 --> 01:11:20,421 I don't know! 883 01:11:21,273 --> 01:11:24,139 I left them in a fucking wood somewhere. 884 01:11:24,547 --> 01:11:27,462 Oh, my Goooood! 885 01:11:28,075 --> 01:11:30,351 He doesn't know. God... 886 01:11:30,828 --> 01:11:31,653 Ben! 887 01:11:32,474 --> 01:11:35,880 There is no God in this fucking country. 888 01:11:42,610 --> 01:11:45,202 It's not our plane for Malaysia?! 889 01:11:47,227 --> 01:11:49,036 Get me the dogs! 890 01:12:00,941 --> 01:12:02,716 Simona... where are you? 891 01:12:06,113 --> 01:12:08,753 Simona... It's me... 892 01:12:11,618 --> 01:12:13,097 Sandra? 893 01:12:14,287 --> 01:12:16,130 Simona... what are you doing there? 894 01:12:16,289 --> 01:12:18,997 Are you stupid? Get us out of here!!! 895 01:12:22,462 --> 01:12:25,170 OK. Can you tell me why he's strapped to this radiator? 896 01:12:26,299 --> 01:12:28,176 Damask. 897 01:12:29,870 --> 01:12:32,043 I need coffee. 898 01:12:42,115 --> 01:12:43,219 So, coffee for you? 899 01:12:43,612 --> 01:12:44,889 Sure. 900 01:12:50,514 --> 01:12:51,843 Hey, thanks. 901 01:12:54,700 --> 01:12:55,864 No problem. 902 01:12:59,321 --> 01:13:00,673 So I'm a... 903 01:13:01,714 --> 01:13:03,406 flying off to Malaysia tonight. 904 01:13:04,921 --> 01:13:06,641 My mates are probably... 905 01:13:07,089 --> 01:13:08,557 on their way already. 906 01:13:10,491 --> 01:13:11,899 I'm jealous. 907 01:13:15,046 --> 01:13:16,498 Hold that thought. 908 01:13:18,214 --> 01:13:19,535 I will be back in a sec. 909 01:14:38,044 --> 01:14:39,624 So, what's next? 910 01:14:40,019 --> 01:14:41,800 I'd just love to get rid of this thing. 911 01:14:42,222 --> 01:14:43,694 Keep it as a souvenir. 912 01:14:44,495 --> 01:14:45,868 OK, let's go. 913 01:14:57,320 --> 01:14:58,609 Fuck! 914 01:14:58,633 --> 01:14:59,630 Come on! 915 01:14:59,804 --> 01:15:01,228 Motherfucker! 916 01:15:01,614 --> 01:15:02,698 Go! Go! Go! 917 01:15:02,748 --> 01:15:04,097 Bang on it! 918 01:15:07,979 --> 01:15:10,818 Motherfucker! Come here, you motherfucker! 919 01:15:15,005 --> 01:15:16,194 Let's go! Go! 920 01:15:18,068 --> 01:15:19,473 What the fuck is going on? 921 01:15:19,538 --> 01:15:21,674 Just drive! Move! Move! Move! Move! 922 01:15:22,421 --> 01:15:24,486 Get closer to it, so he can get a shot at it! 923 01:15:25,562 --> 01:15:27,166 This is just fucked! Move! 924 01:16:05,084 --> 01:16:06,290 Sima are you OK? 925 01:16:20,261 --> 01:16:21,513 Get back here! 926 01:16:21,651 --> 01:16:22,747 Get back! 927 01:16:29,019 --> 01:16:30,568 The money's in the hotel. 928 01:16:30,670 --> 01:16:32,485 In the toilet. I'll show you everything. 929 01:16:32,623 --> 01:16:34,185 Don't worry about the money. 930 01:16:34,529 --> 01:16:35,970 We have the money. 931 01:16:37,174 --> 01:16:39,034 I got a little surprise for you. 932 01:16:46,692 --> 01:16:48,025 Mickey, forgive me. 933 01:16:48,441 --> 01:16:49,861 Forgive me, Mickey. 934 01:16:58,134 --> 01:17:00,745 I will fucking kill you myself! 935 01:17:00,887 --> 01:17:02,335 You fucking cunt! 936 01:17:06,725 --> 01:17:08,413 Are we finished, ladies? 937 01:17:11,925 --> 01:17:13,981 Now where's my fucking ring? 938 01:17:14,490 --> 01:17:15,827 Ring? 939 01:17:21,810 --> 01:17:23,538 That fucking ring! 940 01:17:23,933 --> 01:17:25,808 Fucking Johnny, you cunt! 941 01:17:25,880 --> 01:17:27,336 Don't fuck with me! 942 01:17:39,765 --> 01:17:41,193 Hello, Johnny? 943 01:17:41,984 --> 01:17:42,849 Johnny? 944 01:17:43,565 --> 01:17:45,145 It's Ben, hello? 945 01:17:45,467 --> 01:17:47,287 You listen to me very carefully! 946 01:17:47,381 --> 01:17:48,152 Who is this? 947 01:17:48,330 --> 01:17:49,491 Where's Johnny? 948 01:17:49,654 --> 01:17:50,645 Where's Michael? 949 01:17:51,039 --> 01:17:53,222 Your two mates will fucking live 950 01:17:53,444 --> 01:17:55,372 as long as my patience holds out. 951 01:17:55,895 --> 01:17:57,679 Now, you bring my fucking ring to me, 952 01:17:57,709 --> 01:18:00,756 and you bring it very delicately, between your fucking teeth! 953 01:18:00,940 --> 01:18:02,365 Do you understand? 954 01:18:04,057 --> 01:18:05,709 I said, do you understand?! 955 01:18:18,401 --> 01:18:19,634 Now, one more pause out of you 956 01:18:19,748 --> 01:18:21,676 and I'm gonna blow his fucking skull away 957 01:18:21,725 --> 01:18:23,554 over this fucking call! 958 01:18:27,739 --> 01:18:28,791 Talk! 959 01:18:28,990 --> 01:18:30,242 Listen Ben! 960 01:18:30,380 --> 01:18:32,024 We need the fucking ring! 961 01:18:32,476 --> 01:18:33,756 What fucking ring?! 962 01:18:34,715 --> 01:18:36,220 We need cash! 963 01:18:36,432 --> 01:18:37,548 Ben, listen. 964 01:18:37,732 --> 01:18:38,828 There's no money. 965 01:18:38,877 --> 01:18:39,726 What? 966 01:18:39,786 --> 01:18:42,873 Just bring the fucking ring, we're gonna fucking die. 967 01:18:42,913 --> 01:18:44,513 Just bring the fucking ring! 968 01:18:46,499 --> 01:18:49,070 That's great, Johnny, that's right. 969 01:18:49,867 --> 01:18:51,715 That's right, Johnny, bring the money. 970 01:18:53,485 --> 01:18:55,361 They'll bring the money. 971 01:18:55,407 --> 01:18:56,492 I don't have the ring. 972 01:18:56,550 --> 01:18:58,893 I don't have that fucking ring, OK, but... 973 01:18:58,965 --> 01:18:59,842 Great! 974 01:19:00,059 --> 01:19:01,632 That's great! You've got the ring. 975 01:19:01,701 --> 01:19:02,807 No ring, Johnny! 976 01:19:03,772 --> 01:19:04,652 No ring! 977 01:19:04,804 --> 01:19:06,047 Good news, mate. 978 01:19:06,426 --> 01:19:07,323 Tell us where you are? 979 01:19:08,210 --> 01:19:10,094 Yeah, where are you, Fuckface? 980 01:19:10,604 --> 01:19:12,612 We... We're at the... 981 01:19:14,539 --> 01:19:16,599 Lithuanian wedding. 982 01:19:19,826 --> 01:19:21,039 What? 983 01:19:22,981 --> 01:19:25,860 They're coming to the wedding. 984 01:19:29,001 --> 01:19:31,054 What the fuck is a Lithuanian wedding? 985 01:20:05,857 --> 01:20:08,497 Dear friends, family... 986 01:20:08,927 --> 01:20:12,534 We are blessed by God to be able to witness... 987 01:20:12,697 --> 01:20:19,546 ...the joining of this beautiful couple in the sacrament of holy matrimony. 988 01:20:19,704 --> 01:20:21,240 Let us pray. 989 01:20:27,582 --> 01:20:29,162 Fucking Malaysia. 990 01:20:29,930 --> 01:20:31,897 Fucking sunny beach. 991 01:20:35,807 --> 01:20:36,576 Hey! 992 01:20:37,290 --> 01:20:40,304 Dress up! You'll be dancing 'cause of wedding. 993 01:20:44,095 --> 01:20:46,598 As confirmation of your vows to join your lives, 994 01:20:46,764 --> 01:20:49,929 to work at all times to create a life that is complete 995 01:20:49,950 --> 01:20:52,826 and unbroken, and to love each other without end. 996 01:20:53,771 --> 01:20:56,547 Ring fits perfectly. A good sign. 997 01:20:59,077 --> 01:21:00,886 Really Christian... 998 01:21:10,722 --> 01:21:12,861 Happily ever after. Hallelujah! 999 01:21:36,347 --> 01:21:43,390 One-two-three Staska is the best one! Three-two-one Staska is the boss off all! 1000 01:21:44,289 --> 01:21:45,996 Already Mrs. 1001 01:21:53,865 --> 01:21:55,640 Let's drink! 1002 01:21:57,202 --> 01:21:58,840 Bottoms up, Staska! 1003 01:21:59,204 --> 01:22:00,205 Bottoms up! 1004 01:22:14,185 --> 01:22:17,962 Staska, we hope you never change. 1005 01:22:19,324 --> 01:22:20,428 Where are the pricks? 1006 01:22:21,125 --> 01:22:22,160 Getting dressed... 1007 01:22:24,796 --> 01:22:25,831 And Vycka? 1008 01:22:26,497 --> 01:22:28,704 On the central street. Waiting... 1009 01:22:40,311 --> 01:22:42,772 Now, I don't give a fuck who you two are. 1010 01:22:42,894 --> 01:22:44,650 But I wanna know where the fat man is? 1011 01:22:45,183 --> 01:22:46,628 Fuck off, Asshole! 1012 01:22:46,851 --> 01:22:48,660 Gimme the money. Sharpish! 1013 01:22:50,032 --> 01:22:51,193 Turk. 1014 01:22:53,938 --> 01:22:55,450 Where's the fat man? 1015 01:22:55,784 --> 01:22:58,239 'Un smooga', you cunt! 1016 01:23:03,504 --> 01:23:05,535 Be careful! Smile. 1017 01:23:20,718 --> 01:23:22,925 Good. Such a nice present. 1018 01:23:54,452 --> 01:23:55,556 Very good. 1019 01:23:55,987 --> 01:23:57,989 Look at the camera... raise your hand just a little bit higher... 1020 01:23:58,323 --> 01:23:59,859 Very good. 1021 01:24:00,425 --> 01:24:01,904 Smile... a little bit bigger... 1022 01:24:04,962 --> 01:24:07,272 Staska! The fucking Englishmen are attacking! 1023 01:24:08,766 --> 01:24:09,767 Jesus. Staska. 1024 01:24:09,934 --> 01:24:10,639 Jump! 1025 01:24:10,802 --> 01:24:12,247 Staska, wait! Take me down... 1026 01:24:12,403 --> 01:24:14,110 Jump! Now! 1027 01:24:18,309 --> 01:24:20,311 Saule jump! I'll catch you. 1028 01:24:20,478 --> 01:24:21,354 Jump... jump. 1029 01:24:33,157 --> 01:24:34,295 The English... 1030 01:24:34,692 --> 01:24:35,830 I see. 1031 01:24:42,667 --> 01:24:45,671 Staska... Who are they? Where are they from'? 1032 01:24:46,337 --> 01:24:48,010 The gay parade. 1033 01:24:51,377 --> 01:24:53,084 Jesus Christ. 1034 01:25:14,448 --> 01:25:16,344 I'll need that fat piece of shit. 1035 01:25:16,764 --> 01:25:18,583 Now, where the fuck is he? 1036 01:25:19,404 --> 01:25:20,610 What does he want? 1037 01:25:20,805 --> 01:25:22,614 He wants a piece of fat shit... 1038 01:25:24,709 --> 01:25:26,017 Tell him... 1039 01:25:26,677 --> 01:25:28,679 ...that he'll get a loadful of dicks 1040 01:25:29,247 --> 01:25:31,523 ...if he doesn't give me back my Africans... And the money... 1041 01:25:31,682 --> 01:25:33,491 I don't know how to say loadful of dicks in English... 1042 01:25:36,333 --> 01:25:37,560 Fuck you! 1043 01:25:37,748 --> 01:25:38,818 'Kamatzo' to you! 1044 01:25:38,961 --> 01:25:41,503 Give my fucking dollars and motherfucking Negroes! 1045 01:25:41,655 --> 01:25:44,042 Now, you listen to me, you fucking gipsy! 1046 01:25:45,433 --> 01:25:47,453 You get me that fucking prick! 1047 01:25:48,086 --> 01:25:50,397 Otherwise, I'll end every fucking body here 1048 01:25:50,449 --> 01:25:52,257 and I'll level this fucking place! 1049 01:25:52,318 --> 01:25:53,465 Now, where the fuck is he? 1050 01:25:54,005 --> 01:25:55,678 Vycka get the guns. 1051 01:25:58,329 --> 01:26:00,626 Where the fuck is he? I'm losing my patience. 1052 01:26:19,656 --> 01:26:22,800 Where's the Red Cross now, you fucking salad swerver?! 1053 01:26:24,733 --> 01:26:27,405 This is the part you give me back my fucking ring. 1054 01:26:27,438 --> 01:26:28,476 Wait! 1055 01:26:28,514 --> 01:26:29,510 He don't have it. 1056 01:26:30,164 --> 01:26:32,055 He doesn't have the fucking ring! 1057 01:26:32,401 --> 01:26:33,335 Not again. 1058 01:26:33,443 --> 01:26:34,724 Look, she's got it. 1059 01:26:37,081 --> 01:26:38,685 What do these dickheads want? 1060 01:26:38,816 --> 01:26:40,989 Staska.They want me... 1061 01:26:44,322 --> 01:26:46,199 English gays want you?' 1062 01:26:46,424 --> 01:26:47,232 Vycka. give me. 1063 01:26:47,391 --> 01:26:50,600 My kitty... I'll show you the ass parade... 1064 01:27:18,307 --> 01:27:20,336 Get a hold of that fucking ring. 1065 01:27:37,807 --> 01:27:38,963 Kurwa! 1066 01:28:10,762 --> 01:28:11,616 I'm out. 1067 01:28:11,669 --> 01:28:12,609 Fuck it! 1068 01:28:12,623 --> 01:28:14,023 Motherfuckers. 1069 01:28:23,860 --> 01:28:25,516 Let's kick some ass, boys. 1070 01:28:27,091 --> 01:28:29,731 We fight for Lithuania! 1071 01:29:14,528 --> 01:29:15,767 Oh, kurwa. 1072 01:29:25,454 --> 01:29:26,842 Please? Please? Please?! 1073 01:29:35,156 --> 01:29:36,217 Staska?! 1074 01:29:37,182 --> 01:29:38,211 Staska! 1075 01:29:40,700 --> 01:29:42,521 Where're you going, you fat bitch?! 1076 01:29:42,884 --> 01:29:44,317 Back off, you little cunt! 1077 01:29:45,975 --> 01:29:47,118 Staska! 1078 01:29:47,338 --> 01:29:49,215 I'll fuck them up... 1079 01:30:02,822 --> 01:30:04,783 Where's that fucking ring, you fucker?! 1080 01:31:00,031 --> 01:31:01,399 You al-right? 1081 01:31:03,009 --> 01:31:04,178 Yeah. 1082 01:31:04,606 --> 01:31:05,891 Just fucking perfect. 1083 01:31:41,372 --> 01:31:42,615 Over here. 1084 01:32:17,161 --> 01:32:18,476 Come on boys, up here. 1085 01:33:02,796 --> 01:33:04,045 Jesus Christ. 1086 01:33:05,174 --> 01:33:06,427 Hello, mate. 1087 01:33:06,866 --> 01:33:08,753 I wonder if you could help us. 1088 01:33:08,839 --> 01:33:10,248 We're a little bit lost. 1089 01:33:11,140 --> 01:33:14,849 What? Where the fuck did you come from? 1090 01:33:15,344 --> 01:33:18,450 Who the fuck are you? 1091 01:33:18,929 --> 01:33:20,653 Sorry mate, didn't get any of that. 1092 01:33:20,667 --> 01:33:21,744 We just wanna go home. 1093 01:33:21,876 --> 01:33:23,313 England. 1094 01:33:23,494 --> 01:33:24,645 Airport. 1095 01:33:24,940 --> 01:33:25,929 Which way is it? 1096 01:33:26,489 --> 01:33:28,526 Where are your passports? 1097 01:33:32,495 --> 01:33:35,339 Put your hands behind your heads! 1098 01:33:36,232 --> 01:33:37,609 Just like that! 1099 01:33:38,200 --> 01:33:42,205 And now move forward. Now! Move! 1100 01:33:42,371 --> 01:33:48,720 Run! I said run! 1101 01:33:52,548 --> 01:33:55,427 Attention. Border zone. Russian Federation. 1102 01:33:55,448 --> 01:33:58,382 Illegal border crossing might cause death or deadly injures. 73931

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