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(tense music playing)
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(spits)
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Captain...
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we're a few hundred yards
out from "The Revenge."
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Nice.
Very good.
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Love that.
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Honestly, I really don't think
this Bonnet is worth your time.
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Mmm.
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So, he's a fancy man
with a fancy ship,
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and he travels with
a brigade of imbeciles.
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Do I have that right?
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Yes, I suppose
you could put it--
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And he bested you at swordplay.
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They tricked us.
It was an ambush.
Completely unprofessional.
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-Hmm.
-Izzy: So, what's the plan, sir?
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Do we open fire?
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Or would you rather
we just attack them,
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kill them, throw them
out to the sharks, sir?
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Wait till they make landfall
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then invite 'em aboard the ship.
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And, Izzy, I want you
to handle this personally.
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-Oh, Edward, can't
I just send the boys?
-Mm-mm.
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No, I want
this done right.
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After all,
he is a gentleman.
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We want to make
a good impression.
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Stupid fuckin' Stede Bonnet.
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(harpsichord fanfare)
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Captain Stede:
Blackbeard, Captain Kidd...
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The Gentleman Pirate.
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What do those names
conjure for you?
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Well, the first two are, like,
very, very talented pirates.
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The badger's knackers.
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But I have no idea who
the... last bloke is.
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Well, the last one is
the scariest of them all.
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-Oh yeah? Keep talkin'.
-Yeah, he's a killer.
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But instead
of killing with weapons,
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he kills with...
kindness.
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Oh, right, so you're
the G-Gentleman Pirate, then?
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-Well-sussed!
-Yeah.
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Polite menace.
That'll be my brand.
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Every legendary
pirate needs one.
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-You getting all this?
-Yep. Yes, I am.
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(Frenchie clears throat)
Um...
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as I said before, Captain,
I'm not the strongest writer.
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-Captain Stede: Hmm.
-Or reader.
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Well, there's no words
on there at all.
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-No, 'cause I've drawn them.
-Right.
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Well, you'll have to do
until we find Lucius.
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I just hope
he's not dead.
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That could be bad...
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-for the general
vibe around here.
-Yeah.
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Oh, actually, uh,
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since we're on the
subject of bad vibes,
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what is the plan for
the remaining hostage?
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-Remaining hostage?
-He's still out there.
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-Not lookin' great.
-Oh god, we need a plan.
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Mm, 'cause he's kind of
bringin' everyone down,
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bit of a pirate pooper.
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Dear lord,
it smells like
he's been roasting.
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The sun did
work its wonders.
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Well good
and savory now, Cap'n.
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Some nice
crispy bits there.
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Yes, well, let's get
him some water...
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and maybe hold a jacket
over his head or something.
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Generate some shade.
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Ah, that's... lovely.
Cheers.
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Right, well, what should
we do with our hostage?
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-Any ideas?
-Black Pete: Ooh!
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-I know.
-What, you mean
other than kill him?
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Oh, everyone does that.
I think a gentleman rises
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above those baser instincts.
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Black Pete,
did you have an idea?
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Nah, I was just
gonna say kill him.
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Oh, uh, cut off
all his limbs
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and turn his back
into a table.
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No, let's not.
Thank you, though.
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-Anyone else?
-We could ransom him
back to the English.
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-Ooh, good thinking, Roach.
-Ah.
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What ya need...
is a fence.
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I reckon you'll find one...
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at The Republic of Pirates.
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An isle not too far at all,
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where the law lies doggo
and plunderers rule.
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Well, one can only hope
he's talking to us,
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in which case, wow!
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Now that sounds like
the place to be, right?
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No, it's shit.
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It's become quite
touristy, I've heard,
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and just not
as cool anymore.
Right, Jim?
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Well, I'll be
the judge of that.
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It's time for the wider
criminal community
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to meet the Gentleman Pirate.
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-Oh my god, no.
-Mr. Buttons...
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set a course for
the Republic of Pirates.
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Aye, aye, Cap'n!
Hoist the main brace.
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Oluwande:
We can't go back there.
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Spanish Jackie has put
a price on your head,
remember?
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You mean for the thing
with her husband?
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The thi--
Yes, the thing
where you killed him.
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Pff.
Olu, grow up.
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We live in
a state of nature.
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Besides, she's got,
like, 20 husbands.
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Well, 19 now.
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Jim... a fake beard
and a wax nose
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is not gonna
fool Jackie.
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-You couldn't even fool Lucius!
-Oh, mm, that's different.
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Ese bastardito
caught me unawares.
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Lucius:
I'll tell no one! I swear!
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Cállate, hombrecito.
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Maybe, in your next life,
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you'll be a little
less nosey, huh?
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Lucius:
Ow! Jesus.
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Can you help me
throw this overboard?
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I don't think
that's a good idea,
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us being on
the same team and all.
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Fine.
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(gasps)
Oh god! Oh god!
Thank you!
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Oh, you made
a wise decision today,
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and I feel
really good about this.
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Nope, I can't do this.
Get back in.
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-(speaking Spanish)
-No, no, no!
You can't! You can't!
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You don't know what
it's like in there!
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Have either of you seen--
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Lucius, there you are.
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Oh god, why're you so sweaty?
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Um, so we have been
exercising together
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because we want our
bodies to be smaller.
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-Everything's fine.
-Well, I'm not fine.
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I've got a journal full
of doodles instead of words.
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I'm glad you're making friends,
but tighten up, mate.
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Come on.
I need your help getting me
dressed for the big day.
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(lively chatter, laughter)
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(retching)
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All right,
it's a bit gentrified,
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but it's still
the Republic of Pirates.
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-I remember when
this place was gritty.
-What, 10 years ago?
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Please, place got lame.
Is that a gift shop?
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(gasps)
Republic of Pirates.
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Quite the hellish cesspool.
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-Come along.
-Sorry, um,
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do these outfits
maybe feel like
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-an error in judgment, or--
-Captain Stede:
It's a power move.
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Make people feel
underdressed,
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and suddenly
you're the one in charge.
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(yelling)
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No, no, no, no, no!
Oh god, this isn't happening!
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Aww, come on!
You couldn't have
sidestepped?
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-(crying)
-Right, too late. Let's go.
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Maybe just take
the jacket off.
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(coughing)
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I've never felt
so at home.
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Man for sale!
Man for sale!
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-Healthy, sturdy,
obedient man for sale!
-Captain?
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-So, we're leaving, right?
-Yeah, and quickly.
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Captain Stede:
Man for sale!
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Listen,
I think you might
wanna adjust the pitch
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because it's
quite unclear
what you're selling.
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Look, I might be
new to pirating,
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but I know a thing or two
about salesmanship.
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After you.
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Check out this
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fabulous booty I'm hawkin'!
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Whoa.
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Bonifacia Jimenez,
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wanted for murder.
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I told you Jackie
was still pissed.
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Reward, 50 doubloons?!
That's it?
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-I think you're gettin'
the wrong message, Jim.
-But I, I wasted her husband!
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-That's worth a thousand
doubloons at least!
-Shh! Quit shouting!
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Captain Stede:
Man for sale!
Someone, buy my booty!
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-Man for sale!
-Over here.
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Oh, here we go.
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One piece
of silver's me bid.
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So, do I get all
three of ye's, er--
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No, only one
of us is for sale.
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Mm, so the other
two watch, or?
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He thinks you're a prostitute.
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I'm no prostitute, mate!
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Oh.
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We could've made magic.
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Unbelievable.
Do we look like
prostitutes to you?
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Well, not terribly
successful ones.
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Jim, what're you doin'?
Someone's gonna see you.
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-So far, so good.
-Jim--
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Oh, hey, guys!
Ooh, this place
looks promising.
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Maybe we'll find
some buyers in here.
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No, no, no, Captain.
You d-- You don't
wanna go in there.
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It's a, it's a shithole.
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There's a lot of crime,
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and, uh, diseases,
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and, uh, poorly
mixed drinks.
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Jim's already gone in.
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Jim?! No, no, no, Jim!
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Does look a bit
scary in there.
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I'm gonna need you
to hold it together,
and come in.
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Well, if it's scary,
I'll probably just
head back to the ship--
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Ah, Lucius, look at this.
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Come. Come here.
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You have to sketch us
in front of this.
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It's so authentic.
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Look tortured.
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(softly):
Okay, like we rehearsed.
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(music, chattering)
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Hear ye, hear ye!
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(music stops)
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(softly):
Oh fuck.
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Please join me in welcoming
for his regional debut...
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The Brigand of Barbados...
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-(mouthing along)
-the Cream of the Caribbean...
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The Gentleman Pirate.
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Hi, all.
Nice to be here.
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I may be
landed gentry,
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but I'm thrilled
to be granted entry.
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-(nervous laugh)
-(grumbles)
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(coughing)
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(clears throat)
Well, the drinks
are on us.
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-(pirates laughing)
-Oh, come on!
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Pirate:
Drinks be on ye now!
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Oh... god.
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Jim, Jim, this is not
keepin' a low profile.
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Oluwande Boodhari,
as I live and breathe.
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-Geraldo.
-You have got some
world-class, rock-hard...
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absolutely titanic balls
coming in here.
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You know, I actually thought
you'd be dead by now.
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I did, too!
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Life is funny.
Who's your friend?
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Um... This is Jim.
Jim--
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You don't know Jim
because Jim is a mute.
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So, that's my friend.
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Naturally, Jackie's
gonna want a word.
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(ominous music playing)
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Yeah, no, naturally.
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-Um... just, uh, just
let me know when--
-Now, man!
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Not you!
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Hey, Jackie.
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-Lads.
-Spanish Jackie: Have a seat.
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-Yep.
-No, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no.
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-(tapping chair)
-Right here.
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Hey.
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Olu, Olu... Olu.
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Where you been?
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00:11:00,993 --> 00:11:02,194
You been avoiding me?
243
00:11:02,294 --> 00:11:04,964
What?
No, no, I...
244
00:11:06,065 --> 00:11:06,732
I actually
thought you were
245
00:11:06,832 --> 00:11:08,834
kind of mad at me,
if I'm honest.
246
00:11:10,002 --> 00:11:11,671
Why would Jackie be mad?
247
00:11:11,737 --> 00:11:17,209
Well, I kind of
recommended you
hire a waitress...
248
00:11:17,309 --> 00:11:19,879
who stabbed your
favorite husband up, so.
249
00:11:19,979 --> 00:11:21,714
Oh yeah,
that's true, that's true.
250
00:11:24,183 --> 00:11:26,385
Bonifacia Jimenez.
251
00:11:28,020 --> 00:11:28,821
The bitch who
stole my life.
252
00:11:30,690 --> 00:11:33,426
The bitch who
stole my joy.
253
00:11:35,861 --> 00:11:38,431
But it's not like
you had anything
to do with it, right?
254
00:11:38,531 --> 00:11:40,199
Like you helped her
set it up?
255
00:11:40,266 --> 00:11:43,269
N-No. C--
Uh, correct.
256
00:11:43,369 --> 00:11:45,337
I barely even
knew the bitch.
Ooh.
257
00:11:47,673 --> 00:11:49,608
But you do know where
she is, though, right?
258
00:11:49,709 --> 00:11:51,210
(cocking gun)
259
00:11:51,277 --> 00:11:54,714
Seems like I remember
both of you guys
leavin' town...
260
00:11:54,780 --> 00:11:57,450
-at the same time.
-I killed her!
261
00:11:59,018 --> 00:12:00,186
I killed her.
262
00:12:00,252 --> 00:12:02,955
Yeah, I didn't,
I didn't like
the way she...
263
00:12:03,055 --> 00:12:04,223
handled herself.
264
00:12:04,290 --> 00:12:06,959
I thought it were
kind of g-gauche...
265
00:12:07,059 --> 00:12:07,860
if I'm honest.
266
00:12:11,564 --> 00:12:13,466
I appreciate that, kid.
267
00:12:13,566 --> 00:12:16,469
It was fuckin'
kinda gauche.
268
00:12:17,770 --> 00:12:18,738
You know, Jackie
got feelings, too.
269
00:12:20,806 --> 00:12:22,274
Jackie is a person also.
270
00:12:25,711 --> 00:12:27,213
What about your sexy
little friend over there?
271
00:12:27,279 --> 00:12:28,481
You gonna invite him over?
272
00:12:32,918 --> 00:12:33,753
Yeah...
273
00:12:34,754 --> 00:12:35,921
I'd love to.
274
00:12:38,758 --> 00:12:40,793
Barkeep!
275
00:12:40,893 --> 00:12:44,663
-What?
-Uh, please bring us
a round of your finest wine.
276
00:12:44,764 --> 00:12:47,266
-We're out of wine.
-Well, then what's
this all over my boy?
277
00:12:48,100 --> 00:12:48,834
That's blood.
278
00:12:48,934 --> 00:12:51,837
I mean, we serve that.
Do you want blood?
279
00:12:51,937 --> 00:12:53,439
I think we'll go
for something stronger.
280
00:12:53,506 --> 00:12:55,908
Bring us a round of--
281
00:12:56,675 --> 00:12:57,676
Eww...
282
00:12:58,477 --> 00:12:59,678
ugh...
283
00:12:59,779 --> 00:13:03,082
Ah, this tasty-looking
stuff. On the double!
284
00:13:06,285 --> 00:13:09,355
It's good, isn't it?
Being amongst proper maniacs.
285
00:13:09,455 --> 00:13:12,191
No amateurs here,
Lucius.
286
00:13:12,291 --> 00:13:13,192
Ah.
287
00:13:18,831 --> 00:13:20,032
Mm, it's nutty.
288
00:13:20,132 --> 00:13:24,203
-What do you call this?
-It's juice from the nose jar.
289
00:13:24,303 --> 00:13:27,439
-Hmm?
-Geraldo: Jackie's been
collecting them for years.
290
00:13:27,506 --> 00:13:30,009
You misbehave...
(makes slicing noise)
291
00:13:30,109 --> 00:13:31,210
you end up in here.
292
00:13:31,310 --> 00:13:32,545
-(both gagging)
-Oh god.
293
00:13:32,645 --> 00:13:34,346
I've a few
colleagues in there.
294
00:13:35,481 --> 00:13:36,882
-(gagging)
-(Captain sighs)
295
00:13:36,982 --> 00:13:39,785
-You again.
-Geraldo: Mr. Hands, welcome.
296
00:13:39,852 --> 00:13:42,521
-It's been a while.
-Izzy: Yeah...
297
00:13:42,621 --> 00:13:45,124
because I hate
this fucking place.
298
00:13:46,158 --> 00:13:47,693
But for some
inexplicable reason,
299
00:13:47,793 --> 00:13:51,397
my boss would like
a word with you, Bonnet.
300
00:13:51,497 --> 00:13:54,200
Yes, well, everyone
wants a piece of
the Gentleman Pirate.
301
00:13:54,300 --> 00:13:56,068
Get in line.
302
00:13:56,168 --> 00:13:58,971
-I'm very sorry to have
to tell you this, Iggy.
-Izzy.
303
00:13:59,038 --> 00:14:01,640
Whatever, I don't care,
but we're busy at the moment,
304
00:14:01,707 --> 00:14:03,542
fencing our
remaining hostage.
305
00:14:03,642 --> 00:14:06,378
AKA, the one you
didn't manage to steal.
306
00:14:06,478 --> 00:14:09,315
So, I'll tell my captain that
you're declining then, yeah?
307
00:14:09,381 --> 00:14:11,684
Or tell him
he's got terrible
taste in flunkies,
308
00:14:11,750 --> 00:14:14,553
and he can go
suck eggs in hell.
309
00:14:18,023 --> 00:14:19,058
(softly):
Gladly.
310
00:14:23,762 --> 00:14:25,831
-To my dead hubby! Yes!
-Yes.
311
00:14:25,898 --> 00:14:28,000
Alfeo de la Vaca!
312
00:14:28,067 --> 00:14:30,069
One of the best
that ever done it.
313
00:14:30,169 --> 00:14:32,071
(laughs)
Mmm.
314
00:14:33,706 --> 00:14:34,840
He was a saint.
315
00:14:37,376 --> 00:14:39,111
I keep a altar
to him in the back
316
00:14:39,211 --> 00:14:40,379
with a couple
of his mementos.
317
00:14:40,446 --> 00:14:43,282
(Spanish guitar playing)
318
00:14:44,950 --> 00:14:47,086
Minion:
Jackie, you are needed.
319
00:14:48,687 --> 00:14:52,024
Business calls.
Don't go anywhere.
320
00:14:54,226 --> 00:14:56,395
Oh, my god.
321
00:14:56,462 --> 00:14:58,030
I bet she's got
my dagger back there.
322
00:14:58,097 --> 00:14:58,697
Okay, look, you've
proven your point.
323
00:14:58,764 --> 00:15:01,100
Now, can we just let this go?
324
00:15:02,234 --> 00:15:04,069
Fine.
325
00:15:06,739 --> 00:15:09,975
Jim, what are you doin'?
What are you do--
326
00:15:10,910 --> 00:15:12,978
J--
327
00:15:13,078 --> 00:15:15,581
Card Player:
I'd maybe give ya
20 doubloons for the Brit.
328
00:15:15,648 --> 00:15:16,916
Seems a tad low.
329
00:15:16,982 --> 00:15:19,084
We're already
expecting another offer.
330
00:15:19,151 --> 00:15:20,552
From who?
The prostitute bloke?
331
00:15:20,619 --> 00:15:21,720
Captain Stede:
Ha, ha! No.
332
00:15:21,787 --> 00:15:24,390
The bidding starts
at 50 doubloons.
333
00:15:24,456 --> 00:15:25,057
Take it or shake it.
334
00:15:26,725 --> 00:15:28,160
-50.
-51.
335
00:15:28,260 --> 00:15:31,230
-60.
-61.
336
00:15:31,297 --> 00:15:33,999
-(yelling)
-Should we attempt to lower
the temperature, or--
337
00:15:34,099 --> 00:15:37,002
No, no. Don't be scared.
This is a bidding war.
338
00:15:37,102 --> 00:15:39,838
-(yelling)
-Lucius: Okay, it's startin'
to look like an actual war!
339
00:15:39,939 --> 00:15:42,675
Think it through guys, please!
340
00:15:42,775 --> 00:15:44,843
Alfeo de la Vaca.
341
00:15:45,945 --> 00:15:48,647
The man who
killed my family.
342
00:15:49,615 --> 00:15:52,851
We meet again, pendejo.
343
00:15:52,952 --> 00:15:55,120
Now give me back my dagger.
344
00:15:57,456 --> 00:15:59,925
-Where is it?
-(door shuts)
345
00:16:00,626 --> 00:16:03,362
I knew you was a thief.
346
00:16:06,865 --> 00:16:08,367
♪ ♪
347
00:16:08,467 --> 00:16:11,370
But I loves me a thief.
348
00:16:12,705 --> 00:16:14,640
(yelling)
349
00:16:14,707 --> 00:16:16,108
C'mon, guys.
350
00:16:16,175 --> 00:16:18,043
(yelling)
351
00:16:18,143 --> 00:16:20,446
-I think we should intervene.
-No, you intervene.
352
00:16:20,512 --> 00:16:21,780
Fine, I'll intervene.
353
00:16:21,847 --> 00:16:24,383
Don't kill
one another, you guys!
354
00:16:24,483 --> 00:16:28,020
Ooh... (chuckles)
355
00:16:28,120 --> 00:16:31,790
you are one
sexy thing.
356
00:16:31,857 --> 00:16:34,159
Relax...
357
00:16:34,226 --> 00:16:37,029
You're stiff in all
the wrong places.
358
00:16:37,129 --> 00:16:38,464
(chuckles)
359
00:16:38,530 --> 00:16:39,365
(grunts)
360
00:16:40,199 --> 00:16:43,002
-(crashing)
-Pirate: Oh sorry!
361
00:16:43,669 --> 00:16:43,969
My noses!
362
00:16:49,241 --> 00:16:50,709
Lucius, can you please
help me pick these up?
363
00:16:50,809 --> 00:16:52,044
No, I'm not gonna
do that, sorry.
364
00:16:55,681 --> 00:16:58,384
-(tense music playing)
-Oh...
365
00:17:03,522 --> 00:17:05,057
Fuck is you
supposed to be?
366
00:17:05,157 --> 00:17:08,060
-Hi, I'm Stede.
-He's the Gentleman Pirate.
367
00:17:10,195 --> 00:17:13,932
Well, I got bad news
for you, Genital Pirate.
368
00:17:14,032 --> 00:17:16,368
I'm about to start
a whole new nose jar.
369
00:17:19,204 --> 00:17:21,940
-Uh, baby--
-Don't say that.
Don't call me that.
370
00:17:22,040 --> 00:17:23,575
Well, I just figured
since we're married,
and--
371
00:17:23,675 --> 00:17:25,844
None of my other husbands
have a problem with it.
372
00:17:25,911 --> 00:17:27,946
-That's mine.
-Spanish Jackie:
Do not call me that in here.
373
00:17:28,047 --> 00:17:29,782
Okay, well,
Izzy Hands was in here
374
00:17:29,882 --> 00:17:32,184
asking about him
for his boss.
375
00:17:33,018 --> 00:17:34,019
Blackbeard?
376
00:17:34,086 --> 00:17:37,756
Muthafuckin' Blackbeard
wanna talk to this guy?
377
00:17:45,731 --> 00:17:47,366
(exhales)
Thank you so much.
378
00:17:47,433 --> 00:17:48,901
Shut up.
379
00:17:48,967 --> 00:17:53,105
You're an idiot...
and you're banished.
380
00:17:53,205 --> 00:17:56,308
Do not darken
my doorstep again.
381
00:17:56,408 --> 00:17:58,644
-Lovely.
-Well, I'll just,
I'll just squeeze past then.
382
00:17:58,744 --> 00:18:00,813
Thank you so much
for having us.
383
00:18:00,913 --> 00:18:03,649
Well, the Gentleman Pirate
bids you all--
384
00:18:03,749 --> 00:18:05,050
-(glass shattering)
-Ah!
385
00:18:05,117 --> 00:18:07,886
(pirating shouting)
386
00:18:10,122 --> 00:18:11,090
He's not interested
in meeting.
387
00:18:12,591 --> 00:18:13,492
What?
388
00:18:14,159 --> 00:18:15,894
I explicitly told him...
389
00:18:15,961 --> 00:18:19,932
Blackbeard desired his company.
390
00:18:19,998 --> 00:18:21,400
But does he
know who I am?
391
00:18:22,234 --> 00:18:23,836
Seemed to, yeah.
392
00:18:23,936 --> 00:18:25,504
And still,
he said no.
393
00:18:27,806 --> 00:18:32,478
You can "go suck eggs in hell"
394
00:18:32,578 --> 00:18:35,247
was his response, I believe.
395
00:18:38,083 --> 00:18:39,318
Fascinating.
396
00:18:40,352 --> 00:18:42,754
I'm starting to think
you're not the only one
397
00:18:42,821 --> 00:18:43,922
who's not cut out
for this, Lucius.
398
00:18:43,989 --> 00:18:47,025
Don't be too
hard on yourself.
399
00:18:47,126 --> 00:18:49,027
Anyone could
break a nose jar.
400
00:18:49,128 --> 00:18:51,196
Well, see, this is
what I'm talking about.
401
00:18:51,296 --> 00:18:52,664
You and I,
we shouldn't have
this kind of rapport.
402
00:18:52,764 --> 00:18:55,134
Man:
Hey there.
403
00:18:55,200 --> 00:18:58,003
Are you the fancy man
sellin' the British bloke?
404
00:18:58,103 --> 00:19:00,839
No! Wait, yes.
405
00:19:00,939 --> 00:19:03,275
-Oh, are you interested?
-Terribly.
406
00:19:03,342 --> 00:19:05,377
-And I'd pay handsomely...
-Deal.
407
00:19:05,477 --> 00:19:05,811
for parts of him.
408
00:19:05,878 --> 00:19:07,713
Wait, what?
409
00:19:07,813 --> 00:19:10,215
I'll do the disassembly
myself.
410
00:19:10,315 --> 00:19:13,185
You're not actually
considering this, are you?
411
00:19:13,285 --> 00:19:13,352
Hmm?
412
00:19:15,154 --> 00:19:17,389
No... No.
413
00:19:17,489 --> 00:19:18,790
-(gun clicks)
-(Captain gasps)
414
00:19:18,857 --> 00:19:19,558
Geraldo:
Kick rocks, freak.
415
00:19:19,658 --> 00:19:22,127
Big boys
need to talk.
416
00:19:22,194 --> 00:19:24,062
No, no, no, no, no.
417
00:19:25,664 --> 00:19:28,066
-Hey.
-Captain: Hey.
418
00:19:28,167 --> 00:19:29,701
I'm gonna shoot
you straight, man.
419
00:19:29,801 --> 00:19:30,736
When you first came in,
420
00:19:30,836 --> 00:19:33,539
I didn't think
you had balls...
421
00:19:33,639 --> 00:19:34,640
-at all.
-Yeah.
422
00:19:34,706 --> 00:19:36,642
But when I saw
how you handled
yourself with Jackie,
423
00:19:36,708 --> 00:19:38,911
I was like, "Oh man,
424
00:19:39,011 --> 00:19:41,313
he's got balls!
For days!"
425
00:19:42,981 --> 00:19:44,383
-Really?
-Yeah.
426
00:19:44,483 --> 00:19:45,884
Balls for days.
427
00:19:47,186 --> 00:19:50,088
-Maybe I do.
-Listen, I, I got
a little bit of, um...
428
00:19:50,189 --> 00:19:53,091
a side hustle
with an exclusive client,
429
00:19:53,192 --> 00:19:56,595
but he only deals with...
refined types, like yourself.
430
00:19:57,162 --> 00:19:57,229
Hmm!
431
00:19:58,764 --> 00:20:00,933
He's gonna love you.
432
00:20:06,205 --> 00:20:08,006
Oluwande:
You almost got us killed!
You know that, right?!
433
00:20:08,073 --> 00:20:10,342
And for what?
She didn't even
have the dagger!
434
00:20:10,409 --> 00:20:12,110
She did!
(speaks Spanish)
435
00:20:12,211 --> 00:20:14,079
on Stede's stupid
fucking nose!
436
00:20:14,179 --> 00:20:15,948
I would've had it
if you didn't rush
us out of there.
437
00:20:16,048 --> 00:20:17,616
-(knocks on door)
-Shh!
438
00:20:17,716 --> 00:20:20,285
Lucius: Hi, guys.
Oh, guy, well, guy--
Well, guy and lady--
439
00:20:20,385 --> 00:20:23,055
Oh, you are pushing
your luck, hombrecito.
440
00:20:23,121 --> 00:20:26,258
Um, I was just
wondering whether
your dagger had,
441
00:20:26,358 --> 00:20:27,926
um, something
on the handle,
442
00:20:28,026 --> 00:20:30,862
-a family name, maybe? J--
-Jimenez. ¿Qué pasa?
443
00:20:30,929 --> 00:20:32,264
Uh, well...
(sings) Ahh!
444
00:20:35,534 --> 00:20:37,736
-Jim: You found it.
-Lucius: Yeah, yeah.
445
00:20:37,803 --> 00:20:39,638
Well, I guess you
could say I'm a bit
of a pickpocket
446
00:20:39,738 --> 00:20:41,406
from back in the day.
I don't like to even
talk about it.
447
00:20:41,473 --> 00:20:44,977
-It was not cute--
-Now this... is a good friend.
448
00:20:50,249 --> 00:20:50,382
Oh, my god.
449
00:20:52,985 --> 00:20:57,322
Okay... well, wouldn't
that be crazy if I was
suddenly like, into Jim?
450
00:20:57,422 --> 00:20:59,057
(laughs)
Okay. All right, then.
451
00:20:59,124 --> 00:21:01,994
Makin' our approach
now, Captain!
452
00:21:02,494 --> 00:21:04,396
Oh.
453
00:21:06,098 --> 00:21:08,967
That doesn't look
like a private vessel.
454
00:21:09,067 --> 00:21:10,669
Oh, it's not.
455
00:21:10,769 --> 00:21:12,404
Sorry, I thought I said, uh...
456
00:21:12,471 --> 00:21:14,239
we're selling your guy
to the Spanish Navy.
457
00:21:15,507 --> 00:21:18,644
Oh...
And we're sure
they're friendly?
458
00:21:18,744 --> 00:21:21,079
Oh yeah.
These guys are the best.
459
00:21:21,947 --> 00:21:22,180
Super chill.
460
00:21:24,182 --> 00:21:25,851
Come on.
We'll make this quick.
461
00:21:27,352 --> 00:21:28,620
Let's bring that guy.
462
00:21:29,655 --> 00:21:30,656
He looks tough.
463
00:21:33,959 --> 00:21:36,662
In honor
of our hosts,
464
00:21:36,762 --> 00:21:38,697
I've had Roach put
together some food.
465
00:21:38,797 --> 00:21:41,133
I made an assortment
of tapas.
466
00:21:41,199 --> 00:21:43,001
Tapas means "little plates."
467
00:21:43,101 --> 00:21:46,038
Yeah, I know about tapas.
468
00:21:46,138 --> 00:21:49,474
-They're like
catnip to Spaniards.
-Oh, exactly.
469
00:21:49,541 --> 00:21:52,210
Besides,
a gentleman never
arrives empty-handed.
470
00:21:54,646 --> 00:21:57,883
Lucius, once I climb aboard,
I want you to start sketching.
471
00:22:01,353 --> 00:22:02,954
The world's about to witness
472
00:22:03,021 --> 00:22:05,891
the Gentleman Pirate's
first business transaction.
473
00:22:05,991 --> 00:22:08,960
Oh! Now this is a ladder.
474
00:22:14,366 --> 00:22:16,835
Loving your ladder setup,
by the way. Very stable.
475
00:22:16,902 --> 00:22:19,538
El Gentleman Pirata?
476
00:22:19,638 --> 00:22:20,739
I am he.
477
00:22:22,407 --> 00:22:25,644
(ominous harpsichord playing)
478
00:22:26,645 --> 00:22:29,481
Oh... I think there's
been a mistake.
479
00:22:30,682 --> 00:22:31,850
-(grunts)
-(gasps)
480
00:22:33,218 --> 00:22:34,252
(speaking Spanish)
481
00:22:35,687 --> 00:22:37,055
(winces)
482
00:22:38,990 --> 00:22:41,326
(sharp exhale)
483
00:22:44,162 --> 00:22:46,098
Did y-- Did you
mean to do that?
484
00:22:46,198 --> 00:22:49,601
Filthy scum.
(speaking Spanish)
485
00:22:49,701 --> 00:22:51,937
Hold on!
Bring that one back.
486
00:22:52,871 --> 00:22:55,173
Almost forgot.
487
00:22:55,240 --> 00:22:58,176
Jackie wanted this
for the new jar.
488
00:22:58,944 --> 00:23:01,113
(grunting)
489
00:23:01,213 --> 00:23:03,348
-No. Oh!
-(grunting)
490
00:23:03,415 --> 00:23:06,952
-(all yelling)
-Oh, my god! His nose!
491
00:23:07,052 --> 00:23:07,786
Oh god, no!
492
00:23:07,886 --> 00:23:11,289
(pirates shouting)
493
00:23:14,760 --> 00:23:16,027
(yelling)
494
00:23:17,729 --> 00:23:19,631
Jim's a woman?!
495
00:23:19,731 --> 00:23:20,799
-Did you know that?
-How would I know that?!
496
00:23:20,899 --> 00:23:24,403
Oh, thank god it's out.
I'm so bad at keeping secrets.
497
00:23:25,303 --> 00:23:26,738
(speaking Spanish)
498
00:23:28,440 --> 00:23:30,108
-And she can talk?
-(spits)
499
00:23:32,377 --> 00:23:35,714
I'm actually
super into that,
so... thanks.
500
00:23:37,048 --> 00:23:38,550
Jackie made you
straight away.
501
00:23:38,617 --> 00:23:41,319
She just wanted
to watch you sweat
a little bit.
502
00:23:41,420 --> 00:23:44,723
All she had to do
was set a low bounty...
503
00:23:44,790 --> 00:23:47,793
sit back, and waitfor you to return.
504
00:23:47,893 --> 00:23:49,127
Adios, Bonifacia.
505
00:23:50,929 --> 00:23:53,064
You can't fool her.
506
00:23:53,131 --> 00:23:56,501
She's Jackie...
the love of my life.
507
00:23:58,003 --> 00:24:00,605
And she's got
the biggest balls
of them all.
508
00:24:03,108 --> 00:24:06,011
♪ ♪
509
00:24:06,111 --> 00:24:07,979
I'm sorry, guys.
510
00:24:08,079 --> 00:24:10,849
-Any last words?
-Yeah...
511
00:24:10,949 --> 00:24:14,686
You are the worst fuckin'
pirate captain in history.
512
00:24:14,786 --> 00:24:16,855
I deserve that.
513
00:24:16,955 --> 00:24:19,791
Okay, so, uh, eh...
are you done?
514
00:24:19,858 --> 00:24:23,094
Is that it?
Were those your...
last words?
515
00:24:23,161 --> 00:24:25,263
(laughs)
516
00:24:26,298 --> 00:24:28,300
-(yelling)
-(cannon fire)
517
00:24:28,366 --> 00:24:29,501
(intense music playing)
518
00:24:35,640 --> 00:24:36,775
(shouts):
Help me!
519
00:24:36,842 --> 00:24:37,509
(yelling)
520
00:24:42,147 --> 00:24:43,615
♪ ♪
521
00:24:53,959 --> 00:24:56,328
(shouting continues)
522
00:25:07,672 --> 00:25:08,507
♪ ♪
523
00:25:12,244 --> 00:25:14,913
(thudding footsteps)
524
00:25:22,554 --> 00:25:25,724
The Gentlemen Pirate,
I presume.
525
00:25:25,824 --> 00:25:30,028
-You've heard of me?
-Blackbeard: Oh yeah,
I've heard of you.
526
00:25:30,095 --> 00:25:31,663
I've heard all about you.
527
00:25:33,899 --> 00:25:38,036
("Our Prayer" by
The Beach Boys playing)
528
00:25:38,837 --> 00:25:43,608
♪ Ooh ♪
529
00:25:43,708 --> 00:25:50,549
♪ Ahh, ooh ♪
530
00:25:53,084 --> 00:25:59,190
♪ Ahh ♪
531
00:25:59,257 --> 00:26:06,197
♪ Ooh ♪
532
00:26:06,264 --> 00:26:13,371
♪ Ahh, ooh ♪
533
00:26:16,041 --> 00:26:23,081
♪ Ooh ♪
534
00:26:25,116 --> 00:26:29,621
♪ Ahh ♪
535
00:26:31,256 --> 00:26:38,163
♪ Ooh ♪
536
00:26:38,263 --> 00:26:45,303
♪ Ahh ♪
537
00:26:46,338 --> 00:26:49,608
♪ Hmm ♪
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