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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:06,760 --> 00:00:13,200 [music] 3 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 4 00:00:16,507 --> 00:00:19,147 [industrial noise] 5 00:00:44,641 --> 00:00:45,493 [door slams] 6 00:01:12,360 --> 00:01:13,440 [phone beeps] 7 00:01:13,880 --> 00:01:16,400 Denver City Hotel, Coolgardie. 8 00:01:16,760 --> 00:01:18,720 These girls are leaving on the 17th. 9 00:01:18,800 --> 00:01:21,520 They're ready to travel. Saved their money and ready to go. 10 00:01:21,600 --> 00:01:23,520 So I need two to take their place 11 00:01:23,680 --> 00:01:26,440 probably about on the Wednesday. 12 00:01:26,760 --> 00:01:28,240 About three days before. 13 00:01:30,080 --> 00:01:33,920 Well, I mean there's... you know, I don't want 'em 44 stone. 14 00:01:36,880 --> 00:01:37,960 If you know what I mean. 15 00:01:38,000 --> 00:01:40,360 I don't want 'em polishing the bars both sides. 16 00:01:40,840 --> 00:01:42,360 I mean, if they look good, 17 00:01:42,400 --> 00:01:44,360 we can do away with the experience bit. 18 00:01:44,640 --> 00:01:47,160 But if they're ordinary they've gotta have plenty of experience 19 00:01:47,160 --> 00:01:49,880 because they've gotta make it up with something else, don't they? 20 00:01:50,880 --> 00:01:52,400 We've gotta keep the customers happy. 21 00:01:52,720 --> 00:01:54,440 - Hello. - Hello. 22 00:01:54,520 --> 00:01:56,000 - Grab a seat, girls. - Thank you. 23 00:01:56,080 --> 00:01:57,880 - Hi. - Hello hello. 24 00:01:57,960 --> 00:02:00,080 Okay, now, who's here? 25 00:02:00,280 --> 00:02:03,720 - I have Gina Nikolina - - Yeah, I'm Lina. 26 00:02:04,000 --> 00:02:06,000 - Lina? And...? - Stephanie. 27 00:02:06,080 --> 00:02:07,400 Stephanie. Excellent. Okay. 28 00:02:07,680 --> 00:02:10,160 - So, where are you guys from? - Finland. 29 00:02:10,199 --> 00:02:11,920 Finland. And how old are you? 30 00:02:12,600 --> 00:02:13,720 - Twenty-five. - Twenty-five. 31 00:02:13,800 --> 00:02:16,240 -I'm twenty-four. -You came straight from Finland? 32 00:02:16,280 --> 00:02:17,280 We came from Bali. 33 00:02:17,280 --> 00:02:19,400 You have another trip planned that you have to do - 34 00:02:19,440 --> 00:02:22,200 - No no we don't have any plans. - We want to save money. 35 00:02:22,279 --> 00:02:24,799 Okay, because most of the bar positions I have would be 36 00:02:24,880 --> 00:02:26,200 a three month commitment. 37 00:02:26,240 --> 00:02:26,760 - Yep. - Okay. 38 00:02:26,800 --> 00:02:29,400 I need to know up-front that you're willing to say yes. 39 00:02:29,600 --> 00:02:31,000 - Yes. - Definitely three months. 40 00:02:31,079 --> 00:02:32,240 So we're in Perth. 41 00:02:32,723 --> 00:02:34,939 Kalgoorlie is here, which is like a big mining town 42 00:02:35,020 --> 00:02:36,980 and this town is called Coolgardie. 43 00:02:37,061 --> 00:02:39,400 So you're close enough to a larger town where you can go. 44 00:02:39,440 --> 00:02:41,079 You've got your Coles, your Woollies. 45 00:02:41,160 --> 00:02:43,720 But Coolgardie itself, as you can see, is quite remote. 46 00:02:43,800 --> 00:02:45,640 It's quite a big mining area 47 00:02:45,720 --> 00:02:49,120 so a lot of the clientele at the pubs are going to be gentlemen. 48 00:02:49,200 --> 00:02:52,160 So you guys have to be the kind of girls that are okay to 49 00:02:52,240 --> 00:02:54,600 have male attention and not really sweat it. 50 00:02:54,680 --> 00:02:55,760 - Yeah. - Yeah. 51 00:02:56,280 --> 00:03:01,200 [music] 52 00:03:01,920 --> 00:03:03,720 So do you know who the other girls are? 53 00:03:03,800 --> 00:03:06,280 We have no idea. But they're coming tomorrow, though. 54 00:03:06,360 --> 00:03:07,520 Some fresh meat. 55 00:03:07,600 --> 00:03:09,520 Have we got a bit stale for you, Derek? 56 00:03:09,640 --> 00:03:11,160 Yeah. So that's them. 57 00:03:11,240 --> 00:03:12,680 Lina and Steph. 58 00:03:13,360 --> 00:03:16,471 I don't know which one's which but one will answer to Lina. 59 00:03:31,756 --> 00:03:33,880 I'll go and cut some pictures out of some of my mags 60 00:03:33,960 --> 00:03:36,760 and we'll stick em there so people think they look like em. 61 00:03:45,248 --> 00:03:49,648 The train is due today at 2pm in Kalgoorlie so that means it's 62 00:03:50,000 --> 00:03:51,600 1.35 for us. 63 00:03:51,680 --> 00:03:55,000 We're going... I have no idea. 64 00:03:55,560 --> 00:03:57,079 No, we're going to work. 65 00:03:57,240 --> 00:03:59,240 [laughter] 66 00:03:59,480 --> 00:04:00,600 Save some money. 67 00:04:02,480 --> 00:04:04,280 - Have fun. - Have fun. 68 00:04:11,560 --> 00:04:12,960 Nah, it's good to have the new girls 69 00:04:13,000 --> 00:04:14,240 come in every now and then. 70 00:04:14,280 --> 00:04:15,480 Keeps the pub alive. 71 00:04:22,320 --> 00:04:27,560 [music] 72 00:04:28,640 --> 00:04:31,840 Well, sometimes it's sad to see the old ones go because 73 00:04:32,800 --> 00:04:35,000 you've built up a relationship sort of with 'em 74 00:04:35,080 --> 00:04:37,159 but then you get new ones in. 75 00:04:37,200 --> 00:04:41,120 I've got a couple of mates that have hooked up with barmaids. 76 00:04:41,720 --> 00:04:44,000 And they have families with 'em and shit like that. 77 00:04:52,200 --> 00:04:53,200 [laughter] 78 00:05:05,400 --> 00:05:07,080 - Thank you. - Howdy, girls. 79 00:05:07,160 --> 00:05:08,160 Thank you. - Hi. 80 00:05:13,440 --> 00:05:14,440 This is the one. 81 00:05:14,760 --> 00:05:15,600 Thank you. 82 00:05:16,120 --> 00:05:18,360 Okey dokey. Downtown Coolgardie. 83 00:05:18,920 --> 00:05:20,880 Where the flies are very friendly. 84 00:05:21,920 --> 00:05:22,720 Righto. 85 00:05:23,963 --> 00:05:24,620 - Yes. 86 00:05:39,562 --> 00:05:40,522 A little bit. 87 00:05:48,080 --> 00:05:49,159 And this is the pub. 88 00:05:50,120 --> 00:05:52,000 Look I even wrote that on the board for ya. 89 00:05:53,560 --> 00:05:54,880 Perfect. 90 00:05:56,760 --> 00:05:57,760 [barking] 91 00:06:03,320 --> 00:06:05,120 - Hi. - Hi. 92 00:06:06,339 --> 00:06:07,775 - I'm Stephanie. - Nice to meet you. 93 00:06:09,918 --> 00:06:10,678 Hey. 94 00:06:12,703 --> 00:06:13,703 Nice to meet you too. 95 00:06:13,784 --> 00:06:14,600 Righto, now. 96 00:06:20,160 --> 00:06:22,120 That's where you heat your meals up if you wanna. 97 00:06:22,280 --> 00:06:24,560 Fridge there. There's a shoe library there. 98 00:06:26,034 --> 00:06:28,627 And that's the park over there. Swimming pool on the other side. 99 00:06:29,040 --> 00:06:32,360 Golf course just at the back of the railway museum over there. 100 00:06:33,406 --> 00:06:34,840 You've just had a guided tour. 101 00:06:35,480 --> 00:06:36,200 Perfect. 102 00:06:37,320 --> 00:06:39,720 Between five and eight you get most of your customers. 103 00:06:40,040 --> 00:06:42,320 Like after work, when all the miners finish. 104 00:06:42,400 --> 00:06:45,520 And it's quite good cos the regulars come in every day. 105 00:06:45,560 --> 00:06:46,560 Don't they? Same ones. 106 00:06:46,640 --> 00:06:48,200 Everyone has a yarn. 107 00:06:48,400 --> 00:06:49,280 A what? 108 00:06:49,360 --> 00:06:51,520 - Like a chat. A yarn. - Oh yeah. 109 00:06:54,320 --> 00:06:55,680 Food. 110 00:07:05,800 --> 00:07:09,200 [sound of traffic] 111 00:07:11,680 --> 00:07:13,000 [barking] 112 00:07:41,000 --> 00:07:42,880 You'll be sorry you left Coolgardie. 113 00:07:42,880 --> 00:07:45,480 I know, I will. I actually might even shed a tear. 114 00:07:48,120 --> 00:07:49,600 - Hi. - Hi. 115 00:07:49,800 --> 00:07:50,560 Hey. 116 00:07:51,560 --> 00:07:54,159 Right. I will show you what's what. 117 00:07:54,240 --> 00:07:58,560 We've got the back bar. In here you've got the Vodka Cruisers. 118 00:07:58,640 --> 00:08:00,080 And your Jim Beams and your Bundies. 119 00:08:00,160 --> 00:08:02,320 People call it Toohey's or Teds. 120 00:08:02,480 --> 00:08:03,680 Yep. Okay. 121 00:08:03,760 --> 00:08:06,040 Then you've got middies and then pints. 122 00:08:06,120 --> 00:08:08,120 - Just press a middy twice. - Okay. 123 00:08:08,360 --> 00:08:10,560 - How're ya goin', okay? - Nice to meet you. 124 00:08:11,360 --> 00:08:14,760 Now Canman, he always has his first one free when he comes in. 125 00:08:14,840 --> 00:08:16,640 - Where you from? - From Finland. 126 00:08:16,880 --> 00:08:18,720 Have you met the puppy dogs outside? 127 00:08:19,000 --> 00:08:20,240 Did we what? 128 00:08:20,360 --> 00:08:23,520 What I like was just to make sure they're alert 129 00:08:23,600 --> 00:08:25,800 and reasonably quick. 130 00:08:26,000 --> 00:08:28,240 Everybody gets a drink quick as they possibly can. 131 00:08:28,320 --> 00:08:30,280 Apart from that I think the challenge for them 132 00:08:30,360 --> 00:08:32,159 is to be able to put up with the patrons. 133 00:08:32,600 --> 00:08:35,120 The boys were saying at work. They're coming down after work. 134 00:08:37,360 --> 00:08:38,559 - Yeah. - Yeah. 135 00:08:38,640 --> 00:08:39,600 Yeah. 136 00:08:45,520 --> 00:08:46,920 Some of the old blokes as well. 137 00:08:47,320 --> 00:08:48,400 You know, they ... 138 00:08:49,040 --> 00:08:50,000 They all grow a leg. 139 00:08:57,320 --> 00:08:58,080 That'd be the go. 140 00:08:58,320 --> 00:09:01,520 Which one's the better one's? If they're worth the swap? 141 00:09:01,640 --> 00:09:03,160 [laughter] 142 00:09:07,080 --> 00:09:08,120 - Okay. - Yeah? 143 00:09:08,360 --> 00:09:09,840 - How's it going? - Good. 144 00:09:10,160 --> 00:09:11,280 You had a drink? 145 00:09:11,600 --> 00:09:12,560 No, not yet. 146 00:09:12,560 --> 00:09:13,286 No? 147 00:09:14,200 --> 00:09:15,800 If you leave it in the spout 148 00:09:15,960 --> 00:09:19,080 and when you turn it off it'll stop doing that frothing thing. 149 00:09:19,161 --> 00:09:20,290 It's alright, you'll learn. 150 00:09:20,371 --> 00:09:22,451 We'll educate 'em mate, don't worry about that. 151 00:09:24,000 --> 00:09:26,560 You can give him that one. Give him that one. You know why? 152 00:09:27,320 --> 00:09:28,360 You didn't swap the glass. 153 00:09:28,440 --> 00:09:31,120 You've got to give him a clean glass every time. Every time. 154 00:09:31,200 --> 00:09:32,360 - Oh, okay. - Okay. 155 00:09:32,440 --> 00:09:33,440 [laughs] 156 00:09:35,160 --> 00:09:36,400 You've had a warning. 157 00:09:36,720 --> 00:09:37,680 Shake hands. 158 00:09:38,080 --> 00:09:39,120 Now give me a kiss. 159 00:09:39,360 --> 00:09:40,000 [kissing sound] 160 00:09:40,160 --> 00:09:41,200 Good girl. 161 00:09:42,440 --> 00:09:44,160 - A slab - A slap? 162 00:09:46,440 --> 00:09:47,480 Oh, not a slap. 163 00:09:48,720 --> 00:09:50,360 No, a slab. 164 00:09:52,320 --> 00:09:53,560 Okay, four-X of middy. 165 00:10:00,160 --> 00:10:02,920 that's it, look at the numbers up the left hand side, mate. 166 00:10:03,400 --> 00:10:06,240 About halfway down. You'll see Emu Bitter, Emu Export. 167 00:10:06,520 --> 00:10:08,520 - Oh yeah. - One of those, just press it. 168 00:10:08,600 --> 00:10:09,640 Not takeaway. 169 00:10:09,720 --> 00:10:11,200 Is it draught or bitter? 170 00:10:11,360 --> 00:10:13,480 Fuck me dead. What'd I just say? 171 00:10:13,960 --> 00:10:14,840 I said Export. 172 00:10:14,920 --> 00:10:17,480 Doesn't say fucking Draught or Bitter. 173 00:10:17,880 --> 00:10:19,400 Emu export? 174 00:10:19,480 --> 00:10:21,040 Okay, just press that one. 175 00:10:25,280 --> 00:10:26,400 - Hey. - Ginty. 176 00:10:26,490 --> 00:10:27,488 Lina. 177 00:10:28,040 --> 00:10:29,280 - Damian. - Lina. 178 00:10:29,760 --> 00:10:31,520 - Peter. - Lina. 179 00:10:32,080 --> 00:10:33,960 - Keiran. - Lina. Nice to meet you all. 180 00:10:34,400 --> 00:10:35,400 [laughs] 181 00:10:38,160 --> 00:10:40,880 Pull down, and just leave it. No no no, you leave it there. 182 00:10:41,760 --> 00:10:43,760 Okay. Okay, that'll do. 183 00:10:47,160 --> 00:10:48,080 There you go. 184 00:10:50,040 --> 00:10:50,760 Thank you. 185 00:10:52,240 --> 00:10:55,120 [sound of truck] 186 00:11:00,600 --> 00:11:01,640 Righto then. Righto. 187 00:11:07,488 --> 00:11:09,371 And we're gonna be on the other side of the bar. 188 00:11:10,240 --> 00:11:12,200 We'll initiate these new girls to the pub. 189 00:11:12,280 --> 00:11:13,600 [cork pops] Woo! 190 00:11:21,440 --> 00:11:23,520 [laughter] 191 00:11:24,560 --> 00:11:26,240 [glass breaks] 192 00:11:26,786 --> 00:11:29,096 What are you doin'? What's goin' on here? 193 00:11:29,177 --> 00:11:31,429 See, there's people coming in here. They gotta be served. 194 00:11:31,510 --> 00:11:34,080 You just ... you can't all just stop for fuckin' no reason. 195 00:11:35,560 --> 00:11:37,520 You're right in it, mate. You're standing in the middle of it. 196 00:11:37,600 --> 00:11:38,440 Cans? 197 00:11:38,960 --> 00:11:40,147 In the middle. In the middle. 198 00:11:41,560 --> 00:11:42,600 Fuck me dead. 199 00:11:53,720 --> 00:11:54,800 What are you lookin' for? 200 00:11:55,200 --> 00:11:56,560 What are you lookin' for? Ask me. 201 00:11:56,560 --> 00:11:58,000 - Strongbow. - Right there. 202 00:11:58,080 --> 00:11:59,320 Do they have them in six pack? 203 00:11:59,400 --> 00:12:01,360 - No, like just bottles. - Just bottles. 204 00:12:01,400 --> 00:12:02,600 Yeah, just put em in a bag. 205 00:12:11,081 --> 00:12:13,440 These ones are gonna get nothin' in their fuckin' tip jar. 206 00:12:17,960 --> 00:12:19,640 Fuckin' hell. 207 00:12:22,760 --> 00:12:24,760 Do it, quick. Just open one up. 208 00:12:26,800 --> 00:12:28,800 - Huh? - Bloke thinks his throat's cut. 209 00:12:29,120 --> 00:12:30,554 He can't get a drink. 210 00:12:31,480 --> 00:12:33,320 - Wine glass. - Here. 211 00:12:40,528 --> 00:12:41,528 [laughter] 212 00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:44,560 Hey, what are you doing with that? Hey! 213 00:12:44,880 --> 00:12:46,440 Steph! Steph! 214 00:12:46,840 --> 00:12:48,360 Steph. What are you doing with that? 215 00:12:48,800 --> 00:12:50,000 I'm going to put it there. 216 00:12:50,080 --> 00:12:52,376 And where'd you get the money from? Out of there, did you? 217 00:12:52,498 --> 00:12:53,120 Yeah. 218 00:12:53,200 --> 00:12:56,200 Well you fuckin' put the thing in where you got the money from. 219 00:12:57,040 --> 00:12:58,640 Don't put it that till. 220 00:12:59,200 --> 00:13:00,080 Put it in that till. 221 00:13:00,680 --> 00:13:01,360 Okay. 222 00:13:02,000 --> 00:13:02,640 Yep. 223 00:13:05,160 --> 00:13:07,040 This is gonna be hard work, I can tell you that. 224 00:13:13,600 --> 00:13:14,280 Yeah. 225 00:13:14,360 --> 00:13:17,400 Fuckin' anywhere across the English Channel, they're fucked. 226 00:13:17,640 --> 00:13:18,520 Hey? 227 00:13:20,280 --> 00:13:23,600 [general hubbub] 228 00:13:25,680 --> 00:13:27,440 Hello! Where'd you come from? 229 00:13:31,400 --> 00:13:34,200 I've a very, very small penis. 230 00:13:38,360 --> 00:13:40,040 It's like... it's like... 231 00:13:40,440 --> 00:13:42,080 I don't want to know. 232 00:13:42,320 --> 00:13:43,840 - It's like that. - Yeah. 233 00:13:43,920 --> 00:13:47,120 So if we have sex it will be bad but it will be very quick. 234 00:13:47,200 --> 00:13:49,440 So it's not so much of a problem. 235 00:13:49,760 --> 00:13:51,880 Ah, Steph, can I've another Swan? 236 00:13:51,960 --> 00:13:54,400 -Who're those blokes? New? -This is the chefs at the motel. 237 00:13:54,560 --> 00:13:56,120 Now listen, what do you eat in Finland? 238 00:13:58,630 --> 00:14:00,040 Seals. You like a bit of seal? 239 00:14:00,080 --> 00:14:00,840 Reindeer? 240 00:14:00,920 --> 00:14:02,360 -Dolphins? Seals? -No. 241 00:14:06,949 --> 00:14:07,454 Yeah. 242 00:14:07,535 --> 00:14:08,428 [shouts] 243 00:14:08,509 --> 00:14:09,829 Pour us some tequilas. 244 00:14:18,520 --> 00:14:22,160 -Alright, cheers! -Yay! 245 00:14:22,240 --> 00:14:23,480 Couple of tequilas. 246 00:14:23,640 --> 00:14:24,840 -Show us ya tits! -Thank you. 247 00:14:25,840 --> 00:14:26,840 [cheering] 248 00:14:27,480 --> 00:14:28,680 [whooping] 249 00:14:31,723 --> 00:14:32,841 Oh, I didn't mean to do that. 250 00:14:32,922 --> 00:14:35,084 They're fuckin' slow, these two, I'll give you the tip. 251 00:14:35,165 --> 00:14:36,645 This one'd be fucked by herself. 252 00:14:36,960 --> 00:14:39,640 There's nobody in here and she wouldn't be able to handle that 253 00:14:39,752 --> 00:14:40,672 you know what I mean? 254 00:14:43,280 --> 00:14:45,040 You look like you're enjoying it! 255 00:14:46,640 --> 00:14:48,200 [laughter] 256 00:14:50,120 --> 00:14:50,880 Fuck knows. 257 00:14:52,000 --> 00:14:53,520 Obviously it's not that flash. 258 00:14:53,720 --> 00:14:55,680 And whatever they're eating, that's what I eat. 259 00:14:59,720 --> 00:15:01,400 Steph! Steph! 260 00:15:01,560 --> 00:15:02,800 -Steph! -Steph! 261 00:15:02,960 --> 00:15:04,400 Steph! Steph! 262 00:15:04,960 --> 00:15:07,920 -Steph's deaf. -Stephanie! Steph! 263 00:15:12,360 --> 00:15:13,360 [whooping] 264 00:15:18,920 --> 00:15:20,400 [cheering] 265 00:15:24,009 --> 00:15:26,103 You got the money right? You sort it out yet, or. ..? 266 00:15:28,080 --> 00:15:34,280 [general hubbub] 267 00:15:39,560 --> 00:15:40,560 [whooping] 268 00:15:48,826 --> 00:15:50,400 Doesn't matter. Just put it in a drink. 269 00:15:52,840 --> 00:15:53,720 Don't listen to her. 270 00:15:53,800 --> 00:15:57,600 Shut the fuck up. If it's not fizzy it's fucked. Throw it out. 271 00:15:57,840 --> 00:15:58,920 Throw it out, honey. 272 00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:00,385 We're gonna have trouble, you and me. 273 00:16:00,466 --> 00:16:01,640 Where do you have more of them? 274 00:16:01,721 --> 00:16:03,320 - Don't worry. - Just put it in the drink. 275 00:16:03,401 --> 00:16:05,171 - You can't put that in a drink. - You, shut up. 276 00:16:05,252 --> 00:16:06,200 You just drive trucks. 277 00:16:06,280 --> 00:16:09,305 You tell em how to drive trucks, I'll tell 'em how to pour piss. 278 00:16:09,386 --> 00:16:11,485 Shut the fuck up. See what I mean? He's a hard man. 279 00:16:11,566 --> 00:16:13,474 That's the best fuckin' thing I've heard all night. 280 00:16:13,555 --> 00:16:15,000 He's a fuckin' hard man. Cheers. 281 00:16:15,000 --> 00:16:17,800 - Oggie Oggie Oggie! - Oi oi oi! 282 00:16:17,920 --> 00:16:19,680 - Oggie! - Oi! 283 00:16:19,760 --> 00:16:21,360 - Oggie! - Oi! 284 00:16:21,440 --> 00:16:24,520 - Oggie Oggie Oggie! - Oi oi oi! 285 00:16:24,920 --> 00:16:26,600 That's for the girls. 286 00:16:26,800 --> 00:16:28,560 - For the holiday. - Give me a pint glass. 287 00:16:28,600 --> 00:16:30,760 - Got another two dollars. - Give me a pint glass. 288 00:16:31,040 --> 00:16:32,520 No. Fuck me dead. 289 00:16:32,600 --> 00:16:34,960 The poor little prick hasn't got any fuckin' idea. 290 00:16:35,040 --> 00:16:37,560 She's never done this before in Australia, ever. 291 00:16:40,080 --> 00:16:42,520 No, but God love em. Takes a while for them to settle down. 292 00:16:44,600 --> 00:16:45,800 What's that young girl's name? 293 00:16:45,840 --> 00:16:46,840 Steph, have you set... 294 00:16:46,880 --> 00:16:50,720 Maybe she's as dumb as dog shit mate. You know what I mean? 295 00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:54,400 You can take a horse to water, but you can't make it drink. 296 00:16:55,773 --> 00:16:58,882 [footsteps] 297 00:17:04,560 --> 00:17:06,200 [floorboards creak] 298 00:17:33,240 --> 00:17:34,840 [birds twitter] 299 00:17:45,101 --> 00:17:47,967 [bottles clink] 300 00:17:51,120 --> 00:17:53,520 [sound of truck] 301 00:18:12,040 --> 00:18:13,440 It's not open. 302 00:18:18,880 --> 00:18:20,240 [barking] 303 00:18:32,680 --> 00:18:35,200 They welcome you to Coolgardie. 304 00:18:45,329 --> 00:18:47,680 Ah, Stephie, chips or mash? 305 00:18:47,920 --> 00:18:49,840 - Huh? - Chips or mash? 306 00:18:51,480 --> 00:18:52,880 - Chips. - Chips. 307 00:18:53,760 --> 00:18:54,560 Thank you. 308 00:18:56,480 --> 00:18:57,800 Scotch, seven hundred. 309 00:19:02,760 --> 00:19:04,800 - What have you found? - Oh yeah. 310 00:19:05,360 --> 00:19:07,080 - And how much is it? - Forty eight. 311 00:19:09,200 --> 00:19:11,280 - It's good that you're helping. - Hey? 312 00:19:11,360 --> 00:19:12,920 It's good that you're helping. 313 00:19:15,408 --> 00:19:16,014 Yeah, I know. 314 00:19:16,095 --> 00:19:18,079 And they're all Australian. I have never heard about them. 315 00:19:18,360 --> 00:19:19,720 - Haven't ya? - No. 316 00:19:21,960 --> 00:19:23,080 You drink wine? 317 00:19:23,720 --> 00:19:25,120 Yeah, I drink wine. 318 00:19:28,480 --> 00:19:30,560 Let's go. Bye, room. 319 00:19:37,360 --> 00:19:38,160 Excuse me! 320 00:19:38,840 --> 00:19:39,520 Oi! 321 00:19:39,760 --> 00:19:40,640 Oi! 322 00:19:41,480 --> 00:19:42,440 Pepper and salt. 323 00:19:43,720 --> 00:19:46,640 Obviously there's no pepper and salt in Finland! 324 00:19:46,840 --> 00:19:51,000 - What nationality are you? - I'm Finnish and German. 325 00:19:51,120 --> 00:19:52,520 Ah, see, Finnish. 326 00:19:52,600 --> 00:19:54,960 If you don't look after him, you Finnish. 327 00:19:55,480 --> 00:19:56,400 [laughs] 328 00:20:03,480 --> 00:20:04,680 You know, all the rest go... 329 00:20:08,080 --> 00:20:10,760 And we do have a connection there 330 00:20:11,520 --> 00:20:14,560 'cause we can fluently speak the language. 331 00:20:22,340 --> 00:20:23,590 [music] 332 00:20:44,440 --> 00:20:46,640 [birds tweet] 333 00:20:53,840 --> 00:20:54,440 Oi. 334 00:21:12,680 --> 00:21:13,600 Righto. 335 00:21:13,880 --> 00:21:17,640 Wellsy, there's the key for tomorrow. 336 00:21:17,800 --> 00:21:19,000 I've written a couple of cheques. 337 00:21:19,040 --> 00:21:20,840 I've signed a couple of cheques. 338 00:21:20,840 --> 00:21:21,960 That'll be all cool? 339 00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:23,800 Canman'll get the stock, everything will be clean 340 00:21:23,800 --> 00:21:25,080 when you take over. 341 00:21:25,160 --> 00:21:26,440 - You've met these girls? - Yeah. 342 00:21:26,520 --> 00:21:28,120 - You know Wellsy, don't you? - Yeah. 343 00:21:28,160 --> 00:21:30,000 - John's taking over tomorrow. - Yeah. 344 00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:32,840 And he'll be here for a week, then Tony'll be here for a week. 345 00:21:33,520 --> 00:21:34,960 - And then I'll be back. - Okay. 346 00:21:35,560 --> 00:21:38,280 And I want to see it bloody running by the time I get back. 347 00:21:39,080 --> 00:21:40,480 Piggy! 348 00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:43,000 Come on. Pig, you ready? 349 00:21:43,120 --> 00:21:44,640 Hey! Hey! 350 00:21:45,320 --> 00:21:46,120 In you go. 351 00:21:48,280 --> 00:21:50,080 You're in the wrong seat. That's Piggy's spot. 352 00:21:54,200 --> 00:21:55,400 Cowgirl. 353 00:21:57,080 --> 00:21:58,040 For the barmaids. 354 00:21:58,800 --> 00:22:01,200 Oh, Canman. 355 00:22:01,880 --> 00:22:03,600 - Cowgirl! - Yeah. 356 00:22:04,800 --> 00:22:06,600 Thank you. What is it? 357 00:22:11,240 --> 00:22:13,160 What a surprise. We're drinking again. 358 00:22:15,200 --> 00:22:17,440 - Pikey! - How are ya, mate? 359 00:22:17,937 --> 00:22:18,555 [sound of flyswatter] 360 00:22:19,360 --> 00:22:20,400 Yes! 361 00:22:21,280 --> 00:22:22,120 Boom. 362 00:22:23,400 --> 00:22:25,440 They're still here, drinking. 363 00:22:25,720 --> 00:22:26,680 Screaming. 364 00:22:32,280 --> 00:22:36,120 [music plays] 365 00:23:00,880 --> 00:23:02,960 You don't have to, but it's up to you. 366 00:23:03,360 --> 00:23:07,760 Come on. Cut filling up the fucking ketchup bottles. 367 00:23:08,480 --> 00:23:10,480 What are you, ketchup woman? 368 00:23:10,501 --> 00:23:12,181 Can I get another can please? 369 00:23:12,440 --> 00:23:14,760 [music and cheering] 370 00:23:45,320 --> 00:23:46,120 Goodnight. 371 00:23:46,160 --> 00:23:49,560 Steph, would you be fine if we just came upstairs? 372 00:23:49,640 --> 00:23:51,080 Just for a wee one? 373 00:23:52,920 --> 00:23:53,840 Let's go. 374 00:23:55,440 --> 00:23:57,000 Go man, go! 375 00:23:57,640 --> 00:23:58,200 Go. 376 00:24:03,840 --> 00:24:06,920 Sorry girls, but I really want to sleep. 377 00:24:10,720 --> 00:24:12,400 Okay, we're walking down. 378 00:24:12,800 --> 00:24:14,440 We're going. 'Night. 379 00:24:14,480 --> 00:24:16,160 - Goodnight. - 'Night! 380 00:24:38,120 --> 00:24:40,240 Just bring me lots and lots of these. 381 00:24:41,320 --> 00:24:43,080 And then take that out of that one 382 00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:46,440 and if there's any silver shit to go with that, that's yours. 383 00:24:46,760 --> 00:24:48,440 I don't take silver. 384 00:24:48,880 --> 00:24:50,120 You don't take silver? 385 00:24:51,760 --> 00:24:52,720 - So... - Thank you. 386 00:24:52,760 --> 00:24:54,080 You get a tip out of it. 387 00:24:55,200 --> 00:24:56,840 You gotta make some money somehow. 388 00:24:57,960 --> 00:25:01,640 Without any disrespect to the females 'cause they work hard 389 00:25:02,240 --> 00:25:06,320 but the race is on onto who's gonna tag it first 390 00:25:07,040 --> 00:25:09,480 and who's gonna put their name to her first. 391 00:25:09,840 --> 00:25:12,920 And it's like, mate, you know no need to fight about 'em. 392 00:25:13,000 --> 00:25:16,080 There's gonna be two more come in the next couple of weeks. 393 00:25:16,120 --> 00:25:17,008 Don't worry about it. 394 00:25:18,227 --> 00:25:19,143 I'm from Finland. 395 00:25:21,040 --> 00:25:22,480 They're only out for one thing, anyway. 396 00:25:25,120 --> 00:25:27,480 They're only out for one thing and 397 00:25:28,040 --> 00:25:29,840 it's not the real thing that they should be going for. 398 00:25:29,880 --> 00:25:32,080 They should be, instead of trying to get in their pants, 399 00:25:32,120 --> 00:25:34,320 take em out and show em a bit of Australia. 400 00:25:43,408 --> 00:25:44,225 Yeah, let's do that. 401 00:25:44,306 --> 00:25:46,666 And show you a bit of outback. 402 00:25:47,880 --> 00:25:50,320 - Let's do that. - Hopefully we'll see a snake. 403 00:26:00,880 --> 00:26:03,600 The costs of gold mining nowadays, 404 00:26:03,640 --> 00:26:06,080 there's a lot of...a lot of energy involved. 405 00:26:06,120 --> 00:26:10,640 Like with the electricity or paying wages. 406 00:26:11,400 --> 00:26:15,080 And having gay people ... I'm sorry, not gay people but ... 407 00:26:16,640 --> 00:26:18,520 soft cocks. 408 00:26:18,640 --> 00:26:21,480 Like have a fuckin' go, you know like ... 409 00:26:21,880 --> 00:26:26,320 Living in a shithole, blokes living in Sydney or Melbourne 410 00:26:27,600 --> 00:26:29,760 and we're up here doin' it fuckin' hard 411 00:26:30,280 --> 00:26:31,920 living in a fuckin' caravan. 412 00:26:33,160 --> 00:26:36,000 - So when do you get a break? - Tomorrow. 413 00:26:36,360 --> 00:26:37,200 Tomorrow night? 414 00:26:39,800 --> 00:26:41,480 This'll make you feel happy. 415 00:26:41,520 --> 00:26:44,960 If you're in Coolgardie, this'll become your best friend. 416 00:26:44,960 --> 00:26:45,960 [laughter] 417 00:26:48,880 --> 00:26:50,040 Just give it a month. 418 00:26:50,120 --> 00:26:51,520 How many years did you study? 419 00:26:52,800 --> 00:26:54,000 - Four? - I did Honours. 420 00:26:54,080 --> 00:26:55,920 Four years to become a Bachelor? 421 00:26:56,440 --> 00:26:57,880 I did an Honours year. 422 00:26:58,000 --> 00:26:59,960 - Four years? - Honours. 423 00:27:00,240 --> 00:27:03,200 I became a Master in ... 424 00:27:03,560 --> 00:27:05,440 - Five. - Yeah, this is in Finland. 425 00:27:05,480 --> 00:27:08,360 - Five and a half years, yeah. - Finland, Finland, Finland. 426 00:27:08,400 --> 00:27:09,960 No, it's just because I'm so clever. 427 00:27:10,000 --> 00:27:11,200 Australia, Australia. 428 00:27:11,720 --> 00:27:15,400 Look at Stephanie. She's fuckin' beautiful. Look at her. 429 00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:18,600 Stephanie. Oh, she's so attractive. 430 00:27:19,000 --> 00:27:20,000 Yeah! 431 00:27:20,040 --> 00:27:21,040 And... 432 00:27:22,640 --> 00:27:24,440 - What's my name? - Mrs Economics. 433 00:27:24,880 --> 00:27:27,720 No, I'm not Mrs Economics. What's my real name? 434 00:27:27,800 --> 00:27:30,200 Lani? Len ... 435 00:27:30,640 --> 00:27:32,840 [laughter] 436 00:27:43,160 --> 00:27:46,400 Well you probably weigh fifty. You probably weigh fifty. 437 00:27:54,280 --> 00:27:55,640 [laughter] 438 00:28:00,920 --> 00:28:01,640 Yeah. 439 00:28:04,040 --> 00:28:05,680 [laughter] 440 00:28:08,800 --> 00:28:10,560 Do you wanna just sleep together 441 00:28:10,840 --> 00:28:13,680 and have a massive gang bang and ... 442 00:28:14,040 --> 00:28:15,600 [laughter] 443 00:28:20,960 --> 00:28:24,000 No? You're gonna be very lonely, then. 444 00:28:24,800 --> 00:28:27,880 Why in the fuck not? I'll have a shave. 445 00:28:27,960 --> 00:28:29,400 - No. - No? 446 00:28:29,600 --> 00:28:31,840 You can go and get fucked. I don't really care. 447 00:28:34,800 --> 00:28:36,400 - Mm-hmm. - Yeah. 448 00:28:58,720 --> 00:29:01,040 I thought she would've been up but no hurry. 449 00:29:01,720 --> 00:29:02,960 I've got all day. 450 00:29:04,800 --> 00:29:07,440 We're getting gifts all the time from all the people here. 451 00:29:07,880 --> 00:29:08,920 And it's weird. 452 00:29:09,720 --> 00:29:11,000 We're not used to getting presents 453 00:29:11,000 --> 00:29:12,600 all the time, every day. 454 00:29:16,640 --> 00:29:19,160 He brings us alcohol. 455 00:29:19,546 --> 00:29:21,022 We got how many bottles? Four? 456 00:29:23,440 --> 00:29:25,480 - Shampoo. - Chocolate. 457 00:29:41,440 --> 00:29:42,480 Yeah. 458 00:29:43,147 --> 00:29:44,680 Anthony came here 459 00:29:45,960 --> 00:29:49,080 to pay for his Jack's bottle. 460 00:29:49,680 --> 00:29:53,040 Yeah, I've been to the pub to apologise to Nina 461 00:29:53,360 --> 00:29:55,360 for my crude behaviour last night. 462 00:29:55,600 --> 00:29:57,400 When I was very much pissed. 463 00:29:57,560 --> 00:30:00,800 Yeah. He was a bit embarrassed for yesterday. 464 00:30:02,560 --> 00:30:04,560 Propositioning her. 465 00:30:04,720 --> 00:30:06,520 But he still couldn't remember my name. 466 00:30:08,680 --> 00:30:09,920 I know I will do. 467 00:30:10,280 --> 00:30:13,680 I'm not going anywhere near Jack Daniels for at least a week. 468 00:30:13,960 --> 00:30:16,440 Don't wanna ruin it for myself. I don't want to make it harder. 469 00:30:25,480 --> 00:30:26,520 Yeah, I know. 470 00:30:30,800 --> 00:30:32,600 - Hey? We won't be long. - Where? 471 00:30:32,680 --> 00:30:33,680 Kalgoorlie. 472 00:30:39,120 --> 00:30:40,360 - I do. - No. 473 00:30:40,440 --> 00:30:42,280 - Yeah. - No. 474 00:30:56,680 --> 00:30:57,591 I don't want to. 475 00:31:08,640 --> 00:31:10,000 I wanna go Cape York 476 00:31:10,040 --> 00:31:12,000 and I wanna go driving all the way to the tip. 477 00:31:12,040 --> 00:31:12,649 Yeah. 478 00:31:16,840 --> 00:31:20,000 Try and find a small pub or something away from 479 00:31:20,240 --> 00:31:20,920 the shit. 480 00:31:21,040 --> 00:31:22,840 You can make a lot of money in tips but 481 00:31:22,927 --> 00:31:24,727 you've also got the danger factor as well. 482 00:31:25,000 --> 00:31:27,480 Like getting stabbed in the eye. Getting stabbed in the shoulder. 483 00:31:28,960 --> 00:31:30,120 That was in The Cross. 484 00:31:31,520 --> 00:31:33,960 How many times did you get stabbed? 485 00:31:34,640 --> 00:31:35,240 Twice. 486 00:31:39,240 --> 00:31:41,880 But the bloke who got me in the eye he got his knife back. 487 00:31:42,360 --> 00:31:43,600 Straight into the kneecap. 488 00:31:53,000 --> 00:31:54,800 - Rematch? - No. 489 00:31:54,880 --> 00:31:55,640 Come on. 490 00:31:55,720 --> 00:31:57,080 I need to eat. 491 00:32:01,400 --> 00:32:03,160 I can't let a girl starve. Thank you. 492 00:32:04,200 --> 00:32:05,320 No you can't. 493 00:32:05,680 --> 00:32:06,400 See ya. 494 00:32:08,360 --> 00:32:09,840 So you liking the job so far? 495 00:32:09,920 --> 00:32:11,600 - Yeah. - That's good. 496 00:32:11,640 --> 00:32:12,520 It's really nice. 497 00:32:12,560 --> 00:32:14,760 A lot of really nice people. Friendly people. 498 00:32:14,800 --> 00:32:17,640 - Most people are very friendly. - Yeah, really friendly people. 499 00:32:17,720 --> 00:32:18,440 Yeah. 500 00:32:24,120 --> 00:32:25,240 Just work hard. 501 00:32:25,320 --> 00:32:26,720 [laughter] 502 00:32:29,400 --> 00:32:30,480 Everybody around here 503 00:32:30,560 --> 00:32:34,920 knows me, calls me the Canman. Not John or Jason or anything. 504 00:32:35,240 --> 00:32:36,200 Canman. 505 00:32:37,555 --> 00:32:40,120 I walk in and some of the staff knows me. And knows what I want. 506 00:32:40,200 --> 00:32:41,280 Knows what I like. 507 00:32:49,000 --> 00:32:50,000 [yawns] 508 00:32:54,760 --> 00:32:56,840 You can have one behind the bar. No one'll see it. 509 00:33:00,399 --> 00:33:02,239 - Hmm? - What? I love you, dear. 510 00:33:04,520 --> 00:33:05,560 Let's get pissed. 511 00:33:13,400 --> 00:33:15,760 And this is worth its weight in gold. 512 00:33:16,080 --> 00:33:17,080 Fuckin' oath it is. 513 00:33:17,411 --> 00:33:18,640 Oh my God. 514 00:33:21,040 --> 00:33:21,800 Really? 515 00:33:22,520 --> 00:33:24,600 To have naked girls in the bar? 516 00:33:24,640 --> 00:33:25,520 What's wrong with that? 517 00:33:27,320 --> 00:33:28,160 What's wrong with that? 518 00:33:28,360 --> 00:33:29,360 Oh my God. 519 00:33:29,600 --> 00:33:31,880 Oh, hello. There we go. Look at it. 520 00:33:33,000 --> 00:33:34,640 - That's pretty heavy. - Tickle tickle tickle. 521 00:33:34,680 --> 00:33:37,000 - I don't want to see it. - That's everything, look. 522 00:33:39,935 --> 00:33:41,623 Come here, come here. Have a look. Look! 523 00:33:42,240 --> 00:33:43,560 Is that you? 524 00:33:44,160 --> 00:33:45,360 - Yeah. - It is. 525 00:33:46,240 --> 00:33:48,480 Not here. I had a pub in Perth. 526 00:33:48,680 --> 00:33:50,800 This has got nothing to do with Coolgardie. 527 00:33:50,840 --> 00:33:53,280 - Thank you for showing me. - Look at this. 528 00:33:54,880 --> 00:33:56,640 - Where's the barmaids gone? - Thank you. 529 00:33:59,800 --> 00:34:01,840 What are you hugging? And touching? 530 00:34:02,120 --> 00:34:03,600 - You. - Yeah. 531 00:34:05,640 --> 00:34:07,160 How long have you been together? 532 00:34:07,240 --> 00:34:08,960 - Too long. - Twenty sixth ... 533 00:34:10,080 --> 00:34:12,400 26th of March it was 35 years. 534 00:34:12,760 --> 00:34:15,000 - You've never been married? - No. 535 00:34:15,080 --> 00:34:17,080 I haven't found the right person. 536 00:34:17,159 --> 00:34:19,400 Oh, it's what you make of it, you know? 537 00:34:19,639 --> 00:34:20,719 A lot of people try. 538 00:34:21,159 --> 00:34:22,120 Yeah, me too. 539 00:34:22,440 --> 00:34:23,960 [laughter] 540 00:34:24,159 --> 00:34:25,719 Bitches just don't like me. 541 00:34:27,480 --> 00:34:30,600 I got two fuckin' chicks fuckin' pregnant and they had abortions. 542 00:34:31,600 --> 00:34:33,920 - How do you think it made me feel? - Is that right? 543 00:34:34,520 --> 00:34:35,600 It's alright. 544 00:34:36,280 --> 00:34:39,239 Well, what do you do? Nothing you can do about it, is there? 545 00:34:40,719 --> 00:34:41,440 Kill 'em. 546 00:35:00,040 --> 00:35:01,360 Tell you the truth 547 00:35:02,080 --> 00:35:04,400 like everyone else, it's like they can pick up 548 00:35:05,400 --> 00:35:06,920 like fuckin' women 549 00:35:10,080 --> 00:35:12,920 but I can't because I don't know how to actually 550 00:35:14,040 --> 00:35:15,440 talk to 'em properly 551 00:35:15,640 --> 00:35:17,040 like other cunts can. 552 00:35:18,320 --> 00:35:21,600 But other people like they can actually talk to 'em. 553 00:35:22,600 --> 00:35:25,000 And know what to say and fuckin' 554 00:35:25,619 --> 00:35:27,866 next minute they're goin' home with 'em and 555 00:35:27,920 --> 00:35:30,280 like I don't know how other people fuckin' do it. 556 00:35:32,720 --> 00:35:35,240 I'd probably fuckin' say lovey shit, I don't know. 557 00:35:37,720 --> 00:35:39,600 I don't know. 558 00:35:39,720 --> 00:35:42,120 I've just told em what I fuckin' wanna do with 'em. 559 00:35:42,240 --> 00:35:44,280 Let's go back to my house and fuck like rabbits. 560 00:35:52,999 --> 00:35:54,440 No, seriously. I used to. 561 00:35:54,520 --> 00:35:57,400 I've had violence in my life all the fuckin' time since I was 562 00:35:57,480 --> 00:35:58,720 fuckin' spat out in this world. 563 00:35:58,760 --> 00:36:01,000 But I hold it all the time when I come here. 564 00:36:01,520 --> 00:36:04,080 I mean I could just snap and just go fuckin' ballistic 565 00:36:04,160 --> 00:36:07,320 and just belt every cunt right now. It wouldn't matter. 566 00:36:08,240 --> 00:36:11,600 I could walk away, have a cigarette, no care in the world. 567 00:36:13,320 --> 00:36:15,800 Maybe a chick just doesn't wanna fuckin' 568 00:36:17,920 --> 00:36:19,440 I don't know, a fuckin' 569 00:36:19,920 --> 00:36:21,200 a thing like me. 570 00:36:22,960 --> 00:36:25,760 With no licence, no car, fuckin' nothin' going for him. 571 00:36:27,000 --> 00:36:29,160 Well just think if I asked fuckin' Lina out 572 00:36:29,480 --> 00:36:30,320 for a date 573 00:36:31,480 --> 00:36:32,840 and I asked her out for tea 574 00:36:32,920 --> 00:36:34,920 how do you think I'm gonna fuckin' take her out? 575 00:36:37,360 --> 00:36:38,720 Fuckin' taxi. 576 00:36:39,640 --> 00:36:41,680 That's not gonna fuckin' look good on me, is it? 577 00:36:42,760 --> 00:36:45,360 Why would a taxi be the problem? 578 00:36:47,528 --> 00:36:48,153 Yeah but... so? 579 00:36:51,320 --> 00:36:54,560 So, if you take me in a taxi there and pay for the taxis. 580 00:36:55,440 --> 00:36:56,480 What's the problem? 581 00:36:58,680 --> 00:36:59,960 There's no problem. 582 00:37:06,320 --> 00:37:07,000 Oh well 583 00:37:08,120 --> 00:37:10,080 when aren't you working then and we'll do it. 584 00:37:17,560 --> 00:37:20,920 See, look at her now. She's just disgusted, like 'you prick.' 585 00:37:21,040 --> 00:37:22,800 [laughter] 586 00:37:26,120 --> 00:37:27,320 - There you go. - Thank you. 587 00:37:28,080 --> 00:37:30,240 Shits and giggles. Shits and giggles. 588 00:37:56,360 --> 00:37:58,440 [clanging] 589 00:38:33,520 --> 00:38:34,360 Hey. 590 00:38:40,200 --> 00:38:41,520 Hey Noopy. 591 00:38:42,240 --> 00:38:43,640 Good morning, Canman. 592 00:38:45,320 --> 00:38:47,160 - How are you? - I'm alright. 593 00:38:48,760 --> 00:38:50,160 Oh my God. 594 00:39:11,027 --> 00:39:11,652 It is. 595 00:39:31,240 --> 00:39:33,720 and she wrote me a letter. I was married. 596 00:39:33,920 --> 00:39:36,480 Wanted to know if I was the natural father. I said yes. 597 00:39:36,760 --> 00:39:38,800 'Do you want to keep in contact with me?' I said yes. 598 00:39:39,320 --> 00:39:42,680 My wife couldn't get on with her so she went to South Australia. 599 00:39:43,520 --> 00:39:45,080 I haven't heard from me daughter in 600 00:39:45,280 --> 00:39:46,640 about two years or more. 601 00:39:47,120 --> 00:39:50,320 I think of her all the time, wonder where the hell she is. 602 00:40:00,600 --> 00:40:02,400 - Hey? - Eighty-eight dollars? 603 00:40:03,280 --> 00:40:04,480 Bit of beer money. 604 00:40:32,080 --> 00:40:35,680 [sound of vomiting] 605 00:40:42,280 --> 00:40:43,880 - Thank you, Canman. - Thank you. 606 00:41:24,040 --> 00:41:26,880 [sound of truck] 607 00:41:31,680 --> 00:41:33,400 Oh, it's beautiful! 608 00:41:34,080 --> 00:41:40,960 Happy birthday to you Happy birthday to you 609 00:41:41,360 --> 00:41:44,960 Happy birthday dear Stephanie 610 00:41:46,160 --> 00:41:48,840 Wait wait wait wait, I have to take a picture. 611 00:41:50,600 --> 00:41:53,600 Where is this fuckin' girl? Is she serving? What's she doing? 612 00:41:53,640 --> 00:41:55,480 - Is it good? - Yeah. 613 00:41:56,960 --> 00:41:58,080 See you tomorrow. 614 00:41:58,480 --> 00:42:01,120 - Goodnight. - Goodnight. See you. 615 00:42:08,796 --> 00:42:09,280 Eight cans? 616 00:42:09,360 --> 00:42:09,922 Yep. 617 00:42:12,880 --> 00:42:14,520 Well, this is where we live. 618 00:42:16,480 --> 00:42:17,560 We have girls. 619 00:42:17,640 --> 00:42:18,680 Open the door. 620 00:42:18,960 --> 00:42:19,920 Open the door up. 621 00:42:22,880 --> 00:42:24,040 - Here, ladies. - No no no no no no. 622 00:42:24,560 --> 00:42:26,124 I don't like spiders. 623 00:42:27,880 --> 00:42:28,920 No. No! 624 00:42:29,200 --> 00:42:30,360 - No, where's the spider? 625 00:42:30,360 --> 00:42:31,280 - Come here. 626 00:42:31,320 --> 00:42:32,480 - No! - Don't worry about it. 627 00:42:32,560 --> 00:42:34,080 Don't worry about it! 628 00:42:34,120 --> 00:42:35,640 Stop it, stop it, stop it, stop it, stop it. 629 00:42:36,040 --> 00:42:38,520 No, go away. It's a fucking spider! 630 00:42:38,600 --> 00:42:39,880 I'll catch it for ya. 631 00:42:46,880 --> 00:42:48,120 - Stephie? - Mmm? 632 00:42:48,160 --> 00:42:50,200 You should look after your friend? 633 00:42:50,320 --> 00:42:51,600 My friend? 634 00:42:51,880 --> 00:42:54,240 Well, it wasn't me that invited him. 635 00:42:56,585 --> 00:42:57,407 I invited myself. 636 00:42:57,640 --> 00:42:58,720 Yeah I know. 637 00:42:58,800 --> 00:42:59,800 [laughter] 638 00:43:06,360 --> 00:43:10,920 at a housewarming party, barbecue, pool party 639 00:43:11,600 --> 00:43:13,120 at my friend's place. 640 00:43:14,200 --> 00:43:15,840 Was it nicer than today? 641 00:43:16,120 --> 00:43:16,680 Yep. 642 00:43:17,445 --> 00:43:19,760 But Stephie, this is almost like Bali. 643 00:43:21,000 --> 00:43:23,000 You're pretty sober for a birthday girl. 644 00:43:23,080 --> 00:43:24,000 Yeah. 645 00:43:28,040 --> 00:43:28,720 Go on. 646 00:43:29,240 --> 00:43:30,000 No. 647 00:43:35,280 --> 00:43:36,760 [sound of truck] 648 00:43:50,600 --> 00:43:51,600 What? 649 00:43:52,000 --> 00:43:52,760 He's here. 650 00:44:06,040 --> 00:44:07,040 Morning. 651 00:44:10,600 --> 00:44:11,600 [engine revs] 652 00:44:50,854 --> 00:44:52,334 - Huh - That helps. 653 00:45:04,280 --> 00:45:05,680 See? 654 00:45:06,320 --> 00:45:07,320 [music] 655 00:45:32,720 --> 00:45:33,520 Yeah. 656 00:45:35,960 --> 00:45:38,240 - Huh? - Then me ex-girlfriend took it. 657 00:45:38,480 --> 00:45:39,360 Oh yeah. 658 00:45:50,719 --> 00:45:52,692 Took the lot. Car, everything. 659 00:45:52,773 --> 00:45:53,359 Huh? 660 00:45:56,960 --> 00:45:57,640 Why? 661 00:45:59,280 --> 00:46:00,000 Why? 662 00:46:01,569 --> 00:46:02,475 Oh, right. 663 00:46:13,400 --> 00:46:14,960 It's nice and peaceful out here. 664 00:46:15,720 --> 00:46:16,720 Yeah. 665 00:46:16,840 --> 00:46:19,600 This is what I like doin', comin' out and chillin' out. 666 00:46:20,000 --> 00:46:21,240 Sounds good. 667 00:46:24,047 --> 00:46:25,687 Yeah, I wouldn't go swimming in there, but. 668 00:46:26,520 --> 00:46:29,360 - No, it's pretty dirty. - Yeah. 669 00:46:29,400 --> 00:46:30,600 It's just all mud. 670 00:46:35,800 --> 00:46:37,761 - There you go, mate. - Thank you. 671 00:46:37,800 --> 00:46:39,600 Thank you, I enjoyed today. 672 00:46:40,360 --> 00:46:44,080 Thank you for taking me and showing me these places. 673 00:46:46,840 --> 00:46:47,800 See you. 674 00:46:48,200 --> 00:46:48,960 See ya. 675 00:46:49,560 --> 00:46:51,640 - Thank you. - No worries. 676 00:47:00,320 --> 00:47:03,080 They're backpackers, mate. They get cracked onto by every man 677 00:47:03,120 --> 00:47:04,640 so they're probably thinking, 'that's just someone else 678 00:47:04,640 --> 00:47:05,880 crappin' onto 'em. 679 00:47:06,120 --> 00:47:08,760 But it's just to get em out of the pub and doin' something. 680 00:47:09,287 --> 00:47:11,607 Seeing a bit of around here. 681 00:47:12,520 --> 00:47:13,920 It'd be good if something developed 682 00:47:13,920 --> 00:47:15,720 but I'm not looking for it. 683 00:47:17,000 --> 00:47:18,320 The company's good enough. 684 00:47:24,160 --> 00:47:27,680 [music/clapping] 685 00:47:30,483 --> 00:47:31,733 You must've made an impression. 686 00:47:39,640 --> 00:47:41,360 - What's your name? - Stephanie. 687 00:47:41,560 --> 00:47:42,480 Stephanie. 688 00:47:43,600 --> 00:47:45,680 Go on, get shitfaced. I wanna see you drunk. 689 00:47:49,480 --> 00:47:50,480 Yeah. 690 00:47:51,520 --> 00:47:54,000 But it takes a long, long time. 691 00:47:54,880 --> 00:47:57,194 - Alright, we'll see. - It does. 692 00:47:57,200 --> 00:47:58,760 That sounds like a drinking challenge. 693 00:47:59,960 --> 00:48:02,040 My record's 86 cans in one night. 694 00:48:04,480 --> 00:48:06,080 It's really empty today. 695 00:48:07,040 --> 00:48:08,360 Yeah, so's my can. 696 00:48:11,071 --> 00:48:12,191 Scream to her. 697 00:48:12,520 --> 00:48:14,680 No, barmaids aren't dogs. 698 00:48:14,920 --> 00:48:16,800 Yeah I know, but people think that. 699 00:48:16,880 --> 00:48:18,360 Yeah, no, well they're not. 700 00:48:21,000 --> 00:48:21,600 There you go. 701 00:48:22,720 --> 00:48:23,920 My ex, um ... 702 00:48:24,440 --> 00:48:28,320 slept with a lot of my friends and a couple of my bosses. 703 00:48:29,440 --> 00:48:30,520 We broke up. 704 00:48:31,240 --> 00:48:33,720 We tried to get back together. I just couldn't trust her. 705 00:48:34,360 --> 00:48:36,400 And a relationship's nothing without trust. 706 00:48:37,320 --> 00:48:40,000 So we went our ways and 707 00:48:40,080 --> 00:48:42,480 she remarried and 708 00:48:42,800 --> 00:48:44,680 well she got married and 709 00:48:45,040 --> 00:48:47,880 every time I've tried to see me daughter, she disappears. 710 00:48:50,600 --> 00:48:53,280 Been six years now since I've seen me daughter. 711 00:49:05,320 --> 00:49:08,040 When she was born she was about thirty-two centimetres. 712 00:49:08,280 --> 00:49:11,120 Laying on this hospital bed, covered in all this equipment. 713 00:49:11,200 --> 00:49:14,240 Tried to get her stable so they could put her in the helicopter. 714 00:49:15,520 --> 00:49:17,880 And they're saying that if she dies on the way, 715 00:49:18,320 --> 00:49:19,960 if she dies, she's meant to die. 716 00:49:20,480 --> 00:49:23,520 I knew that they were gonna turn the machines off and 717 00:49:24,160 --> 00:49:26,600 I went up there, thinking that I was going to say my goodbyes. 718 00:49:26,800 --> 00:49:29,000 Yeah, they said 'we don't know what's going on, but ... 719 00:49:29,080 --> 00:49:30,880 your daughter's there breathing for herself.' 720 00:49:32,920 --> 00:49:34,640 But that's what made me realise 721 00:49:34,769 --> 00:49:36,760 no matter what happens in your life, mate 722 00:49:36,840 --> 00:49:38,440 don't give up. 723 00:49:41,840 --> 00:49:43,520 I have to stop crying. 724 00:49:44,440 --> 00:49:47,600 And I'm really happy your daughter is still alive and I... 725 00:49:48,280 --> 00:49:51,040 She's coming back and you're gonna find her. 726 00:49:52,120 --> 00:49:53,080 It's all good, mate. 727 00:49:54,440 --> 00:49:55,840 I have to stop crying. 728 00:49:56,800 --> 00:49:59,000 I probably had to go through all that shit 729 00:50:00,160 --> 00:50:01,840 so I could help other people out. 730 00:50:03,400 --> 00:50:05,240 Since I've straightened me life out 731 00:50:05,600 --> 00:50:08,040 I've built ministry centres for my sister's church 732 00:50:08,040 --> 00:50:09,400 I've cooked for the homeless. 733 00:50:11,841 --> 00:50:12,880 I've helped 734 00:50:13,519 --> 00:50:16,759 hundreds of people through drugs, just talkin' to em and 735 00:50:16,840 --> 00:50:19,840 you know showin' em that there is a future after drugs. 736 00:50:21,160 --> 00:50:22,240 That's really amazing. 737 00:50:30,040 --> 00:50:31,760 I don't fight, but 738 00:50:32,160 --> 00:50:33,320 that New Year's I did. 739 00:50:35,080 --> 00:50:38,160 Knocked three blokes out, left one out cold on a railway line. 740 00:50:39,000 --> 00:50:41,040 Punched one bloke over a picnic table. 741 00:50:44,160 --> 00:50:45,320 Another bloke 742 00:50:46,680 --> 00:50:49,640 he got one punch in the gut and collapsed. 743 00:50:50,280 --> 00:50:51,640 Bam! 744 00:50:52,320 --> 00:50:54,000 Yeah I fuckin' king-hit him. 745 00:50:54,640 --> 00:50:57,800 [music] 746 00:51:04,320 --> 00:51:07,240 Anthony and I have been planning the wedding. 747 00:51:07,360 --> 00:51:08,160 Ahuh. 748 00:51:08,240 --> 00:51:11,480 Constant sexual satisfaction is our aim. 749 00:51:11,760 --> 00:51:13,800 Because there's two of us and both of us... 750 00:51:14,080 --> 00:51:17,640 Yeah, like this, strong. 751 00:51:24,480 --> 00:51:25,680 I'll catch youse later, eh? 752 00:51:26,440 --> 00:51:27,720 Goodnight. 753 00:51:29,760 --> 00:51:31,920 - See ya, bro. - See ya. 754 00:51:42,880 --> 00:51:46,640 He hasn't seen his daughter in, what was it, six years? 755 00:51:46,720 --> 00:51:47,400 Yeah. 756 00:51:47,480 --> 00:51:50,720 He hopes that some day she will come and find her Dad. 757 00:51:51,880 --> 00:51:53,760 It costs 20,000 dollars 758 00:51:53,760 --> 00:51:56,728 to get a private investigator to try to find her. 759 00:52:00,120 --> 00:52:04,400 -Did you see what we got today? -Plastic bracelets from Canman. 760 00:52:04,480 --> 00:52:06,200 There's something wrong with these people. 761 00:52:06,280 --> 00:52:07,720 And now we have to wear them. 762 00:52:08,280 --> 00:52:11,120 If he sees that we're wearing them 763 00:52:11,200 --> 00:52:12,880 it probably makes him really happy. 764 00:52:12,960 --> 00:52:15,200 - But he won't even remember. - Yeah he does. 765 00:52:15,280 --> 00:52:16,600 Nuh. 766 00:52:17,320 --> 00:52:19,400 - I'm gonna go to sleep. - Don't fall asleep. 767 00:52:21,840 --> 00:52:23,520 You are not sleeping on the couch. Shh! 768 00:52:23,600 --> 00:52:25,960 - Just go to bed. - No, you're going home. 769 00:52:26,040 --> 00:52:29,120 I don't have fuckin' keys. I've lost my keys. Dave took em. 770 00:52:29,200 --> 00:52:30,280 I don't fucking care. 771 00:52:30,360 --> 00:52:33,440 - Don't be so harsh. - You're not sleeping here. 772 00:52:34,120 --> 00:52:38,160 I'm not sleeping anywhere near you. I'm sleeping on the couch. 773 00:52:38,320 --> 00:52:39,760 You're not sleeping here. 774 00:52:40,320 --> 00:52:41,440 You're going home. 775 00:52:43,080 --> 00:52:44,640 What are you gonna do about it? 776 00:52:45,760 --> 00:52:47,240 Goodnight. Out. 777 00:52:49,040 --> 00:52:52,840 - Cheerio, au revoir. - Goodnight. Go. 778 00:52:58,720 --> 00:53:03,840 [music jingles] 779 00:53:12,280 --> 00:53:14,446 What's that sad music? 780 00:53:15,960 --> 00:53:18,040 [music continues] 781 00:53:24,360 --> 00:53:25,680 I want to cry. 782 00:53:30,120 --> 00:53:33,760 Yeah, I think that this town has a bit of sadness to it. 783 00:53:34,800 --> 00:53:36,840 I mean, people are... 784 00:53:38,760 --> 00:53:42,360 I don't know if they're depressed but they're sad. 785 00:53:45,400 --> 00:53:47,360 No one wants to sit there and 786 00:53:48,360 --> 00:53:49,960 look at them when 787 00:53:50,600 --> 00:53:52,320 they feel sorry for themselves. 788 00:53:55,560 --> 00:53:57,640 There's a lot of traffic today. 789 00:53:57,720 --> 00:54:00,280 No one stays here, but no wonder. 790 00:54:01,200 --> 00:54:03,080 Who wants to stay here? 791 00:54:05,929 --> 00:54:07,062 I think you should make it. 792 00:54:10,999 --> 00:54:12,179 You should make a documentary 793 00:54:12,260 --> 00:54:12,791 from... 794 00:54:15,720 --> 00:54:17,720 Can I have four Zambuccas, please? 795 00:54:18,160 --> 00:54:20,600 - Gotta have meat on her bones. - They're Lina and Steph. 796 00:54:20,640 --> 00:54:22,160 No, I don't give a fuck. 797 00:54:22,320 --> 00:54:23,560 They're fuckin' new ones. 798 00:54:29,120 --> 00:54:31,280 - Poor little things. - Oh, not that old cockhead. 799 00:54:31,360 --> 00:54:33,480 Fuckin' cunt of a thing. Oh! 800 00:54:35,760 --> 00:54:36,400 Get fucked. 801 00:54:36,480 --> 00:54:37,720 You have to put ice in it. 802 00:54:38,840 --> 00:54:39,560 Go and ask her. 803 00:54:54,280 --> 00:54:56,280 - Robin's got him under control. - Oh yes. 804 00:54:56,320 --> 00:54:57,800 Look out! 805 00:54:57,800 --> 00:55:01,120 See, you don't need a bouncer at the Denver City. 806 00:55:02,240 --> 00:55:06,440 [music] 807 00:55:15,560 --> 00:55:17,480 Fuck you. Fuck ya. 808 00:55:17,760 --> 00:55:20,920 We're alright. Tell our mothers we're alright. 809 00:55:21,000 --> 00:55:23,160 - No, I can walk home. Fuck you. - We're goin' up bush. 810 00:55:23,760 --> 00:55:25,320 - We're goin'. - Hey hey hey hey! 811 00:55:25,400 --> 00:55:26,600 Hey, Sambucca time. 812 00:55:27,040 --> 00:55:28,680 Oh no, we're back. 813 00:55:29,680 --> 00:55:32,760 [music] 814 00:55:43,120 --> 00:55:44,280 That's what I was gonna say 815 00:55:44,360 --> 00:55:46,400 you know how you have Good Friday off? 816 00:55:46,840 --> 00:55:48,000 Do you wanna do something? 817 00:55:48,520 --> 00:55:49,240 What? 818 00:55:49,400 --> 00:55:52,880 You, me, Dave and Steph. Camping. 819 00:55:53,200 --> 00:55:55,960 - Camping. - Yeah, it's like 70ks from here. 820 00:55:56,320 --> 00:55:58,360 It's like the water there and you got 821 00:55:58,960 --> 00:56:03,200 barbecue, bathrooms and you have fires and stuff. 822 00:56:03,920 --> 00:56:06,680 Drink, play cards, marshmallows. 823 00:56:06,880 --> 00:56:09,000 It's Easter. We can only get Easter eggs. 824 00:56:09,680 --> 00:56:10,680 [laughs] 825 00:56:10,880 --> 00:56:12,120 It'll be funny. 826 00:56:13,000 --> 00:56:13,920 - Who're you going with? - I don't know. 827 00:56:14,000 --> 00:56:15,080 - Are you going camping? - Yeah. 828 00:56:15,160 --> 00:56:19,840 No, we're going with Anthony and Dave who works at the motel. 829 00:56:20,207 --> 00:56:21,527 Spiders and snakes. 830 00:56:24,023 --> 00:56:25,520 - The boys from the motel. - Oh yeah. 831 00:56:25,600 --> 00:56:27,480 And then our friend is coming to visit us. 832 00:56:40,240 --> 00:56:44,560 We'll text you the name where you can get off the train. 833 00:56:44,920 --> 00:56:46,480 Yeah, see you tomorrow. 834 00:56:46,680 --> 00:56:50,080 Probably have to go camping even if James isn't coming 835 00:56:50,160 --> 00:56:53,040 because the boys are talking about it all the time. 836 00:56:53,200 --> 00:56:56,600 It's like to be on a double date if it's just like 837 00:56:57,080 --> 00:56:59,080 these two guys and me and Lina. 838 00:57:00,080 --> 00:57:02,400 So it's good if James is coming because 839 00:57:02,480 --> 00:57:04,000 if we have to sleep in a tent 840 00:57:04,040 --> 00:57:06,120 he's going to sleep in the middle. 841 00:57:06,200 --> 00:57:08,000 I mean, the guys are really stupid if 842 00:57:08,040 --> 00:57:10,560 they think that a camping trip means 843 00:57:11,160 --> 00:57:14,120 like gang bangs and 844 00:57:15,800 --> 00:57:18,080 whatever. I don't know what they're thinking but 845 00:57:18,160 --> 00:57:21,360 they're really stupid if they think a camping trip means that. 846 00:57:23,720 --> 00:57:25,400 Meet us tomorrow morning at half past five. 847 00:57:25,400 --> 00:57:27,000 But it's after twelve anyway, so... 848 00:57:27,080 --> 00:57:28,360 - Yeah. - We'll be right. 849 00:57:29,280 --> 00:57:31,800 Nah, fuck that. I need a good night's sleep. 850 00:57:31,880 --> 00:57:33,560 Every night, like we finish at seven. 851 00:57:33,640 --> 00:57:35,760 They're going out in the middle of the bush. 852 00:57:38,960 --> 00:57:40,640 - With Dave from ... - Jamie. 853 00:57:41,320 --> 00:57:42,800 - Dave, with - Oh yeah. Okay. 854 00:57:43,240 --> 00:57:44,640 Steph. 855 00:57:44,920 --> 00:57:46,280 Come and talk to me. 856 00:57:47,840 --> 00:57:49,726 - You want a bit of rope? - Yeah. 857 00:57:49,788 --> 00:57:52,120 Tie it around and you can tie the knot. 858 00:57:52,360 --> 00:57:54,200 So nobody knows how to undo it. 859 00:57:55,440 --> 00:57:57,400 What are we gonna do with the rope? 860 00:57:58,000 --> 00:57:59,400 Tie your legs together. 861 00:58:01,000 --> 00:58:01,600 Why? 862 00:58:01,640 --> 00:58:03,200 You're going out with these deviants, mate. 863 00:58:03,280 --> 00:58:05,120 Well fuckin' tie them up. 864 00:58:06,240 --> 00:58:07,720 He's gettin' in between your legs, mate. 865 00:58:07,760 --> 00:58:09,400 That's just what I'm saying. 866 00:58:09,440 --> 00:58:12,280 I'll give you some rope so you can tie 'em together. 867 00:58:12,920 --> 00:58:14,920 - Hey? - No. No. 868 00:58:15,200 --> 00:58:16,640 - It's all good? - No worries. 869 00:58:17,328 --> 00:58:18,520 All good. 870 00:58:18,600 --> 00:58:20,120 I'm only trying to look after you, mate. 871 00:58:20,200 --> 00:58:23,280 Don't want you to go home to fuckin' Finland with any babies. 872 00:58:32,000 --> 00:58:33,600 Drinking games. 873 00:58:38,800 --> 00:58:40,840 - Straight up the stairs, mate. - Sweet. 874 00:58:44,320 --> 00:58:46,320 - Hey! - Hello. 875 00:58:46,640 --> 00:58:48,080 - Ohh. - Hello. 876 00:58:48,280 --> 00:58:50,080 Heeey! 877 00:58:51,640 --> 00:58:54,240 I was sure that you were not going to get that train. 878 00:58:54,362 --> 00:58:54,960 This is it? 879 00:58:55,360 --> 00:58:55,945 This is it. 880 00:59:02,640 --> 00:59:04,040 It's not open today. 881 00:59:05,600 --> 00:59:07,000 No. Tomorrow. 882 00:59:07,320 --> 00:59:10,520 James, James, James, James, a surprise for you. 883 00:59:10,960 --> 00:59:12,744 - What is it? - You're welcome. 884 00:59:13,520 --> 00:59:15,760 And that as well. You're welcome. 885 00:59:18,580 --> 00:59:21,559 - And Anthony, James. - James, how are you man? 886 00:59:21,640 --> 00:59:23,160 - You all right? - Yeah, good. 887 00:59:51,920 --> 00:59:54,160 But I haven't now. I just got it back. 888 00:59:59,560 --> 01:00:01,600 Oh, fuck me dead. 889 01:00:14,000 --> 01:00:15,840 Well what the fuck are we doing here? 890 01:00:16,400 --> 01:00:18,320 I thought it was a nice place. 891 01:00:18,600 --> 01:00:20,920 So we're gonna smash some vodka Red Bulls. 892 01:00:28,360 --> 01:00:31,000 Fucking one day off with Stephie. 893 01:00:31,080 --> 01:00:33,480 This is just what we were dreaming of. 894 01:00:36,320 --> 01:00:39,280 I've had enough of all the drunks. Now I want to get drunk. 895 01:00:45,242 --> 01:00:47,840 and he used to get these hot chicks, eh. 896 01:00:47,920 --> 01:00:50,160 Old MILFs that are just like toey as. 897 01:00:50,880 --> 01:00:54,000 He was banging this chick for ages. She'd still pay him. 898 01:00:54,080 --> 01:00:56,360 So he never did the pool? Just come round and rooted her? 899 01:00:56,360 --> 01:00:58,320 Oh, and maybe clean the filter out. 900 01:00:58,600 --> 01:01:00,800 He'd just smash her for like three hours. 901 01:01:00,880 --> 01:01:02,000 Good work if you can get it. 902 01:01:03,200 --> 01:01:04,000 Whoop. 903 01:01:04,880 --> 01:01:06,320 - Whoop? - Whoop. 904 01:01:07,000 --> 01:01:09,640 You have to bet whether it will be in between 905 01:01:09,640 --> 01:01:10,760 the five and the King. 906 01:01:10,800 --> 01:01:11,560 - Oh yeah. - Yeah. 907 01:01:11,640 --> 01:01:12,560 And you can bet drinks. 908 01:01:12,720 --> 01:01:14,840 So she's got three drinks to choose who drinks them. 909 01:01:14,880 --> 01:01:16,680 So you just skull it like four times. 910 01:01:16,720 --> 01:01:19,840 What if you start by saying a card each, black or red. 911 01:01:19,920 --> 01:01:21,760 This is when you take your top off. 912 01:01:23,280 --> 01:01:26,200 Girls don't have to take clothes off. 913 01:01:26,280 --> 01:01:27,120 I'm not playing. 914 01:01:27,840 --> 01:01:29,600 - How do you play your game? - Just fuckin' do it. 915 01:01:29,600 --> 01:01:30,440 - Me? - Drink. 916 01:01:30,520 --> 01:01:31,320 Alright. 917 01:01:33,920 --> 01:01:34,440 Drink. 918 01:01:34,680 --> 01:01:36,330 - Drink! - Oh I didn't do it, did I? 919 01:01:36,596 --> 01:01:38,064 [laughter] 920 01:01:40,917 --> 01:01:42,408 [music] 921 01:01:42,440 --> 01:01:44,040 [singing] 922 01:01:48,640 --> 01:01:50,240 When he's sitting down in the bar 923 01:01:50,240 --> 01:01:51,480 he's always screaming to you. 924 01:01:51,520 --> 01:01:55,040 Like, what the fuck? Fucking idiots. You're fucking useless. 925 01:01:55,320 --> 01:01:56,480 I hate him so much. 926 01:01:56,480 --> 01:02:01,120 Pikey, he's blaming being single because he doesn't have a car. 927 01:02:01,200 --> 01:02:02,920 And that's not the fucking reason. 928 01:02:03,000 --> 01:02:05,880 He's like, 'hey bitch!' Staring at my ass in the bar. 929 01:02:06,000 --> 01:02:07,280 You haven't even got an arse. 930 01:02:07,440 --> 01:02:09,160 - Stephanie's got an arse. - Yeah, you don't have an arse. 931 01:02:09,200 --> 01:02:11,085 You got no junk in the trunk. 932 01:02:12,760 --> 01:02:13,760 Do you girls have boyfriends? 933 01:02:13,840 --> 01:02:16,120 - Yeah, a lot of boyfriends. - Yeah. 934 01:02:17,080 --> 01:02:19,080 - So I'm your Welsh boyfriend? - No you're not. 935 01:02:19,360 --> 01:02:20,400 You're just a friend. 936 01:02:20,480 --> 01:02:21,680 I should just go home now. 937 01:02:22,520 --> 01:02:25,000 When you walk away from them they're like whistling. 938 01:02:25,080 --> 01:02:27,360 And they're like screaming their, 939 01:02:27,400 --> 01:02:29,040 I don't know, disgusting things. 940 01:02:29,080 --> 01:02:31,000 What do you think of Australian guys that you've met? 941 01:02:31,080 --> 01:02:33,400 When they're not standing behind the bar doing this, 942 01:02:33,400 --> 01:02:35,720 ooh, ooh, ooh! 943 01:02:35,920 --> 01:02:39,400 -When you live in a town where- -Especially when full of miners. 944 01:02:39,480 --> 01:02:41,800 - Then it is. - Yeah, that's the thing. 945 01:02:41,840 --> 01:02:43,120 You're here in Coolgardie. 946 01:02:43,200 --> 01:02:45,880 Everyone we spoke to told you how it was going to be. 947 01:02:46,240 --> 01:02:48,640 And we have to live with all the people that 948 01:02:48,640 --> 01:02:50,080 has alcohol problems. 949 01:02:50,560 --> 01:02:53,800 Drinking until they're drunk enough so that we cut them off. 950 01:02:53,840 --> 01:02:57,840 We're sending them home, they're 'well fuck off, fucking bitch.' 951 01:02:57,840 --> 01:02:59,320 Have you cut me off? 952 01:02:59,520 --> 01:03:00,320 - Yeah I have. - Yeah. 953 01:03:00,553 --> 01:03:02,033 I don't stress about it. 954 01:03:02,680 --> 01:03:06,560 Just let it go. Don't listen to them. Yeah, here's a drink. 955 01:03:06,640 --> 01:03:08,240 'Give me the fuckin' money.' 956 01:03:08,920 --> 01:03:10,640 [music] 957 01:04:43,000 --> 01:04:44,240 Ohh. 958 01:04:46,080 --> 01:04:47,120 [bottles clink] 959 01:04:51,080 --> 01:04:52,360 Good morning, ladies. 960 01:04:52,720 --> 01:04:54,400 - You feeling good? - No. 961 01:04:54,680 --> 01:04:57,200 Well you probably gonna start feeling worse now. 962 01:04:58,640 --> 01:04:59,880 Wakey wakey. 963 01:04:59,920 --> 01:05:01,120 How are you, Stephie? 964 01:05:01,240 --> 01:05:02,440 My head... 965 01:05:19,800 --> 01:05:21,000 Bad blisters. 966 01:05:45,360 --> 01:05:49,640 You know when you have done something when you are drunk 967 01:05:50,800 --> 01:05:53,280 and you wake up the next morning. 968 01:05:54,360 --> 01:05:57,600 You just feel like you want to dig a hole 969 01:05:58,160 --> 01:05:58,960 to yourself. 970 01:06:12,760 --> 01:06:15,560 And I was so drunk so that I couldn't understand anything. 971 01:06:17,280 --> 01:06:21,200 I said they're stupid if they think something's gonna happen. 972 01:06:21,320 --> 01:06:23,240 [laughs] 973 01:06:27,000 --> 01:06:30,360 Seven, eight, nine weeks left. 974 01:06:31,800 --> 01:06:33,960 This guy said that we have to stay here for three months 975 01:06:34,040 --> 01:06:35,400 and that's like the deal. 976 01:06:35,960 --> 01:06:36,960 But no longer. 977 01:06:37,040 --> 01:06:38,520 We have to save money. 978 01:06:38,840 --> 01:06:40,200 That's why we are here. 979 01:06:53,640 --> 01:06:56,360 Okay. Righto. So you've been here for four weeks. 980 01:06:56,360 --> 01:06:57,840 - You should have noticed that. - Okay. 981 01:06:58,160 --> 01:06:59,600 When you're doin' fuckin' nothin' all day 982 01:06:59,600 --> 01:07:01,080 you should be learning how to do this shit. 983 01:07:01,160 --> 01:07:03,720 That's it, now move. Come on, bring it to me! 984 01:07:04,800 --> 01:07:06,680 - That's it. - That's it. That's it. 985 01:07:09,218 --> 01:07:11,279 They're only here for one reason, they need the money. 986 01:07:11,360 --> 01:07:11,938 Yeah. 987 01:07:12,560 --> 01:07:13,480 Pike-o! 988 01:07:14,280 --> 01:07:16,800 These bastards have been here for four fuckin' weeks, mate. 989 01:07:16,920 --> 01:07:18,880 They stand around all day doin' fuck all. 990 01:07:24,840 --> 01:07:28,160 But they just don't seem to want to be involved with anybody 991 01:07:28,600 --> 01:07:29,600 apart from the Canman. 992 01:07:29,640 --> 01:07:32,120 Well fuck them, mate. I give them a fuckin' chance. 993 01:07:44,040 --> 01:07:45,480 We went camping 994 01:07:45,720 --> 01:07:49,120 and she got like big blisters on her toes. 995 01:07:54,280 --> 01:07:57,560 So after that she got like really high fever. 996 01:07:58,800 --> 01:08:00,600 They're really nice. 997 01:08:06,520 --> 01:08:08,840 I have to go to the bar later. 998 01:08:09,040 --> 01:08:10,640 After an hour. 999 01:08:10,760 --> 01:08:12,520 So Stephie can eat. 1000 01:08:14,160 --> 01:08:15,400 Then I'm going back to bed. 1001 01:08:15,440 --> 01:08:17,280 [knocking] 1002 01:08:19,399 --> 01:08:22,080 Good evening. How're you going, madam? Very sick. 1003 01:08:22,080 --> 01:08:23,471 Do you want anything to eat? 1004 01:08:23,520 --> 01:08:24,520 [coughing] 1005 01:08:25,040 --> 01:08:27,600 Yeah, I have to eat, so, yeah. 1006 01:08:27,680 --> 01:08:29,280 - Okay. - I'm coming down. 1007 01:08:29,360 --> 01:08:30,479 - That's a yes. - Yes. 1008 01:08:30,559 --> 01:08:33,245 Okay. No worries. 1009 01:08:34,200 --> 01:08:35,280 - Alright? - Yeah. 1010 01:08:35,360 --> 01:08:36,760 You're really sick. 1011 01:08:38,520 --> 01:08:40,160 Not enough chocolates. 1012 01:08:40,165 --> 01:08:42,565 [laughs] 1013 01:08:47,040 --> 01:08:48,040 [snoring] 1014 01:08:52,360 --> 01:08:53,639 Who's that? 1015 01:09:15,639 --> 01:09:17,600 People can't just come up here. 1016 01:09:33,960 --> 01:09:34,680 Hey! 1017 01:09:37,040 --> 01:09:37,800 Hey. 1018 01:09:43,440 --> 01:09:44,200 Hmm? 1019 01:09:54,680 --> 01:09:57,240 We don't usually have our customers on our couch. 1020 01:10:05,559 --> 01:10:06,719 Okay. 1021 01:10:25,800 --> 01:10:28,840 [coughing] 1022 01:11:12,480 --> 01:11:13,680 -I do. -That's nice. 1023 01:11:15,521 --> 01:11:16,054 Hmm? 1024 01:11:38,960 --> 01:11:40,440 Are you staying here? 1025 01:11:42,040 --> 01:11:43,240 [laughs] 1026 01:11:43,559 --> 01:11:44,440 No. 1027 01:11:46,440 --> 01:11:47,320 No. 1028 01:11:51,280 --> 01:11:52,160 No! 1029 01:12:01,200 --> 01:12:02,680 Oh God damn it. 1030 01:12:11,520 --> 01:12:12,240 What? 1031 01:12:19,760 --> 01:12:20,480 Jesus. 1032 01:12:27,153 --> 01:12:27,523 Have fun. 1033 01:12:29,800 --> 01:12:31,000 - Huh? - What? 1034 01:12:31,221 --> 01:12:32,000 What? 1035 01:12:34,593 --> 01:12:35,120 Huh? 1036 01:12:37,240 --> 01:12:38,120 What? 1037 01:12:53,920 --> 01:12:55,000 Goodnight. 1038 01:13:25,719 --> 01:13:28,400 I went to the medical centre this morning 1039 01:13:28,840 --> 01:13:30,200 to get some antibiotics 1040 01:13:30,280 --> 01:13:34,120 and I have to go back to the centre in a couple of hours. 1041 01:13:34,960 --> 01:13:37,960 Hopefully getting better soon, because I can't work. 1042 01:13:42,000 --> 01:13:47,320 I have an infection, around my lungs or something. 1043 01:13:49,240 --> 01:13:50,040 Hi. 1044 01:13:51,639 --> 01:13:53,840 - Um ... - Stay away from me. 1045 01:14:10,960 --> 01:14:13,400 They're sending me to the hospital now but I don't know 1046 01:14:13,480 --> 01:14:14,559 when I'm getting back. 1047 01:14:14,800 --> 01:14:17,040 - You don't know which? - When I'm getting back. 1048 01:14:17,280 --> 01:14:19,400 Oh well, we'll sort that out. 1049 01:14:21,040 --> 01:14:23,200 You gotta get better first. That's the main thing. 1050 01:14:25,880 --> 01:14:26,880 What was your name? 1051 01:14:26,920 --> 01:14:29,040 - Gina. - Lina. 1052 01:14:54,160 --> 01:15:00,040 Lina's in hospital and here are people who could take me but 1053 01:15:03,240 --> 01:15:06,719 99 percent of them Lina don't want to see right now. 1054 01:15:07,719 --> 01:15:10,800 I know she don't want to see Pikey and he offered the lift. 1055 01:15:10,880 --> 01:15:13,320 She don't want to see Anthony. 1056 01:15:15,000 --> 01:15:18,040 And I know she don't want to see Jamie. 1057 01:15:18,600 --> 01:15:21,600 and ... yeah. So... 1058 01:15:27,559 --> 01:15:28,960 Gotta talk to you, Steph. 1059 01:15:29,600 --> 01:15:30,440 Hi. 1060 01:15:30,520 --> 01:15:32,639 This is going to be your last shift today. 1061 01:15:34,120 --> 01:15:37,800 Got the horrible job of telling you. Dunno why they asked me. 1062 01:15:37,880 --> 01:15:40,880 But Peter, ah, as you know he's the man. 1063 01:15:40,960 --> 01:15:41,360 Yeah. 1064 01:15:41,440 --> 01:15:44,440 And he's not happy with you. Doesn't think you're suited. 1065 01:15:44,520 --> 01:15:45,440 Okay. 1066 01:15:45,639 --> 01:15:47,600 I don't think you want to be here anyway, do you? 1067 01:15:48,600 --> 01:15:50,080 - Yeah. - Hey? 1068 01:15:50,520 --> 01:15:53,920 But like I said, they've given me the job to tell you which is 1069 01:15:54,040 --> 01:15:56,520 I don't like anyone losing your job, but ... 1070 01:15:56,559 --> 01:15:58,480 I don't think you're really suited to it either. 1071 01:15:58,559 --> 01:16:00,520 You know, you just seem like you're not interested. 1072 01:16:00,600 --> 01:16:01,440 Yeah. 1073 01:16:02,280 --> 01:16:04,360 But ah... so... 1074 01:16:04,600 --> 01:16:06,764 - Talk to Tony and Leone. - Yeah. 1075 01:16:06,840 --> 01:16:09,680 'Cause they're going back to Perth next Tuesday. 1076 01:16:10,080 --> 01:16:11,960 So whether you want to stay until then. 1077 01:16:13,080 --> 01:16:14,440 And then give you a lift back to Perth 1078 01:16:14,480 --> 01:16:16,480 or wait and see what happens to Lina. 1079 01:16:16,650 --> 01:16:17,157 Okay. 1080 01:16:18,080 --> 01:16:19,800 - So alright? - Yeah. 1081 01:16:20,360 --> 01:16:23,840 - Sorry, but that's... - Well, what's there to do? 1082 01:16:23,840 --> 01:16:26,160 Like I say, it's Peter's decision, 1083 01:16:26,200 --> 01:16:28,360 and he's the man who pays the bills, so... 1084 01:16:29,641 --> 01:16:30,160 Okay. 1085 01:16:30,240 --> 01:16:33,040 So I just hope everything works out alright for you and Lina. 1086 01:16:34,440 --> 01:16:35,680 Sorry mate. 1087 01:16:55,639 --> 01:16:57,040 We going to the hospital, are we? 1088 01:16:58,840 --> 01:17:02,200 Can you put the car on so I can open the window? 1089 01:17:04,240 --> 01:17:05,240 Canman. 1090 01:17:11,920 --> 01:17:13,320 No, Mum! 1091 01:17:13,800 --> 01:17:17,080 Mum, it's fuckin'... 1092 01:17:37,480 --> 01:17:41,600 Yeah, it was a pretty short conversation. 1093 01:18:51,600 --> 01:18:53,120 [music] 1094 01:19:19,320 --> 01:19:20,840 24th of July. 1095 01:19:34,000 --> 01:19:34,760 Yeah. 1096 01:19:42,280 --> 01:19:43,280 - Yeah. - Yeah. 1097 01:19:43,360 --> 01:19:44,585 It was nice to meet you. 1098 01:19:49,029 --> 01:19:49,869 That's alright. 1099 01:19:52,360 --> 01:19:53,760 - See ya. - See ya. 1100 01:19:53,840 --> 01:19:56,040 - Look after yourself. - Thank you. 1101 01:20:07,240 --> 01:20:09,559 And what I need is two to take their place 1102 01:20:09,639 --> 01:20:12,040 probably about 25, 26. 1103 01:20:12,559 --> 01:20:13,920 Have you got anybody there? 1104 01:20:14,480 --> 01:20:16,760 - Hi. - Hello girls, how're you going? 1105 01:20:16,840 --> 01:20:18,160 - Hello, good thank you. - Have a seat. 1106 01:20:18,240 --> 01:20:20,120 I do think you two 1107 01:20:20,160 --> 01:20:22,280 could be a good fit for some country pub work. 1108 01:20:22,400 --> 01:20:25,240 Now the one that I would have in mind for the two of you 1109 01:20:25,400 --> 01:20:29,440 is actually in Coolgardie, which is a mining area. 1110 01:20:29,760 --> 01:20:31,000 As long as you're up for something 1111 01:20:31,040 --> 01:20:32,080 that's a bit different. 1112 01:20:32,120 --> 01:20:33,559 It's a relatively small town. 1113 01:20:33,639 --> 01:20:38,000 It's got a petrol station, roadhouse, a couple of shops. 1114 01:20:38,280 --> 01:20:39,880 So we're here in Perth. 1115 01:20:40,000 --> 01:20:42,520 Kalgoorlie's here and then Coolgardie is here. 1116 01:20:42,600 --> 01:20:44,240 So it's not going to be... 1117 01:20:44,960 --> 01:20:46,400 You know, it's not Perth. 1118 01:20:47,400 --> 01:20:50,400 [music] 73430

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