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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 3 00:00:10,411 --> 00:00:18,352 4 00:00:18,419 --> 00:00:20,521 [ Crash ] 5 00:00:54,622 --> 00:00:57,591 [ Whooping ] 6 00:00:57,658 --> 00:01:00,561 [ Everyone ] * SUMMER'S HERE IT'S A HOLIDAY * 7 00:01:00,628 --> 00:01:03,497 * SCHOOL IS OUT NOW IT'S TIME TO PLAY * 8 00:01:03,564 --> 00:01:06,200 * JUST GET THE SCHOOL BOOKS OUT OF REACH * 9 00:01:06,267 --> 00:01:08,769 * WE'RE GONNA GO TO BIKINI BEACH * 10 00:01:08,836 --> 00:01:11,905 * THAT'S IT THAT'S RIGHT * 11 00:01:11,972 --> 00:01:14,242 [ Girls ] * THAT'S WHERE THE FUN IS AT * 12 00:01:14,308 --> 00:01:17,378 [ Everyone ] * THAT'S IT THAT'S RIGHT * 13 00:01:17,445 --> 00:01:22,550 [ Guys ] * ALL THE CHICKS ARE BIKINI CLAD * 14 00:01:22,616 --> 00:01:25,386 * OH, YEAH * 15 00:01:25,453 --> 00:01:36,597 * 16 00:01:36,664 --> 00:01:39,867 [ Everyone ] * THAT'S IT THAT'S RIGHT * 17 00:01:39,933 --> 00:01:42,303 [ Girls ] * THAT'S WHERE THE FUN IS AT * 18 00:01:42,370 --> 00:01:45,473 [ Everyone ] * THAT'S IT THAT'S RIGHT * 19 00:01:45,539 --> 00:01:50,611 [ Guys ] * ALL THE CHICKS ARE BIKINI CLAD * 20 00:01:54,348 --> 00:01:56,850 [ Everyone ] * WE'RE ON OUR OWN WE'RE ON OUR WAY * 21 00:01:56,917 --> 00:01:59,687 * THE GANG'S ALL HEADIN' FOR A HOLIDAY * 22 00:01:59,753 --> 00:02:01,855 * A LOT OF GIRLS AND A GUY FOR EACH * 23 00:02:01,922 --> 00:02:04,625 * COME ON LET'S GO TO BIKINI BEACH * 24 00:02:04,692 --> 00:02:07,961 * THAT'S IT THAT'S RIGHT * 25 00:02:08,028 --> 00:02:10,598 [ Girls ] * THAT'S WHERE THE FUN IS AT * 26 00:02:10,664 --> 00:02:13,701 [ Everyone ] * THAT'S IT THAT'S RIGHT * 27 00:02:13,767 --> 00:02:18,472 [ Guys ] * ALL THE CHICKS ARE BIKINI CLAD * 28 00:02:18,539 --> 00:02:22,210 [ Everyone ] * THAT'S IT THAT'S RIGHT * 29 00:02:22,276 --> 00:02:24,545 * KEEP THE SHORT SHORTS OUTTA SIGHT * 30 00:02:24,612 --> 00:02:27,915 * THAT'S IT THAT'S RIGHT * 31 00:02:27,981 --> 00:02:30,451 [ Guys ] * GONNA BE * [ Girls ] * GONNA BE * * WHO NEEDS SHORT SHORTS * 32 00:02:30,518 --> 00:02:32,420 [ Everyone ] * BEACH PARTY * 33 00:02:32,486 --> 00:02:38,158 * TONIGHT * 34 00:02:40,594 --> 00:02:43,831 * THAT'S RIGHT * [ Guy ] * RIGHT * COME ON. LET'S HIT IT ! 35 00:02:43,897 --> 00:02:45,833 [ Whooping ] 36 00:03:01,449 --> 00:03:05,386 THIS SHOULD KEEP THE WOLVES AWAY FROM OUR DOOR. [ Guys Booing ] 37 00:03:05,453 --> 00:03:08,856 HEY, ISN'T THERE SOME WAY WE COULD LOCK THIS THING ? 38 00:03:08,922 --> 00:03:11,425 FROM THE INSIDE OR THE OUTSIDE ? 39 00:03:11,492 --> 00:03:13,527 WHAT'S THE MATTER, ANIMAL, DON'T YOU TRUST THE BOYS ? 40 00:03:13,594 --> 00:03:15,696 IT ISN'T THAT. I DON'T TRUST ME. 41 00:03:15,763 --> 00:03:18,799 HEY, CANDY, WHO DO YOU HAVE TO KNOW TO GET INTO GIRLS' TOWN ? 42 00:03:18,866 --> 00:03:21,369 I'M AVAILABLE. [ Guys Laughing ] 43 00:03:21,435 --> 00:03:23,704 BETCHA THIS IS WHAT YOU HAD IN MIND. HUH, ANIMAL ? 44 00:03:23,771 --> 00:03:26,707 OKAY, CANDY, PUT HIM DOWN. 45 00:03:29,610 --> 00:03:32,413 [ Guys Laughing ] 46 00:03:34,582 --> 00:03:36,317 THAT CANDY REALLY HAS THE POWER. 47 00:03:40,388 --> 00:03:43,324 DEE DEE ? 48 00:03:43,391 --> 00:03:45,993 THERE'S A MOON OUT THERE, AND IT'S CALLING US. 49 00:03:46,059 --> 00:03:49,062 I DON'T HEAR ANYTHING. ALL RIGHT. THE MOON ISN'T CALLING, BUT THE WAVES ARE. 50 00:03:49,129 --> 00:03:53,667 WE CAN GO SIT BY THEM UNTIL WE GET THE MESSAGE-- WHILE THE CHILDREN SLEEP. 51 00:03:53,734 --> 00:03:56,937 FRANKIE, YOU GO LISTEN TO THE MOON AND THE WAVES. 52 00:03:57,004 --> 00:03:59,807 UNTIL I HEAR WEDDING BELLS, I'M CHILDREN TOO. 53 00:04:01,409 --> 00:04:03,411 YOU WIN SOME. YOU LOSE QUITE A FEW. 54 00:04:22,630 --> 00:04:26,334 OH, BIXBY'S BIRD FARM ! OH, CORA, WILL YOU-- 55 00:04:26,400 --> 00:04:27,935 ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. 56 00:04:37,177 --> 00:04:39,647 HOLY HOT CURL ! 57 00:04:39,713 --> 00:04:43,784 GIRLS, COME HERE ! I WANNA SHOW YOU SOMETHING. HURRY UP. 58 00:04:43,851 --> 00:04:46,854 WAKE UP, YOU GUYS. WAKE UP, HURRY UP. I WANNA SHOW YOU SOMETHING. 59 00:04:46,920 --> 00:04:48,722 - WHAT IS IT ? - THROW YOUR EYES AT THAT ! 60 00:04:48,789 --> 00:04:51,492 [ Frankie ] THE SHEIK OF ARABY HAS PITCHED HIS PAD AMONG US ! 61 00:04:51,559 --> 00:04:53,961 MIGHT BE A MIRAGE. LET'S GO GIVE IT THE DOUBLE-O, HUH ? 62 00:04:54,027 --> 00:04:57,297 HEY, WHAT'S A DOUBLE-O ? ONCE OVER, GOO-GOO. COME ON, YOU GUYS. 63 00:05:05,739 --> 00:05:09,543 [ Girl ] IT'S THE POTATO BUG ! HE'S HERE ! 64 00:05:09,610 --> 00:05:11,945 [ Girls Screaming ] 65 00:05:14,047 --> 00:05:16,817 THEY'VE ALL GONE BEATLE OVER A POTATO BUG. 66 00:05:22,456 --> 00:05:24,692 THAT AIN'T NO MIRAGE. 67 00:05:24,758 --> 00:05:27,761 [ All Whooping ] 68 00:05:27,828 --> 00:05:30,631 DEE DEE, I THINK WE ASSOCIATE WITH A VERY UNSTABLE GROUP. 69 00:05:30,698 --> 00:05:33,066 COME ON. IT WON'T DO ANY HARM TO HAVE A LOOK. 70 00:05:33,133 --> 00:05:35,168 DON'T TELL ME YOU'VE FLIPPED OVER THAT CRUMPET EATER. 71 00:05:35,235 --> 00:05:37,671 WELL, THEY SAY HE'S VERY NICE, PERSONALLY. 72 00:05:37,738 --> 00:05:39,573 PERSONALLY, I CAN LIVE WITHOUT FINDING OUT. 73 00:05:39,640 --> 00:05:43,010 WELL, I CAN'T. 74 00:05:43,076 --> 00:05:48,015 SHH. I MUST INSIST YOU BE AS QUIET AS POSSIBLE. HIS EMINENCE IS SLEEPING. 75 00:05:48,081 --> 00:05:50,518 HIS EMINENCE ? SHH. 76 00:05:50,584 --> 00:05:52,853 ARE YOU HIS GIRL OR SOMETHING ? 77 00:05:52,920 --> 00:05:56,790 NO. MY NAME IS YVONNE, BUT I AM CALLED LADY BUG. 78 00:05:56,857 --> 00:05:59,460 I AM THE POTATO BUG'S BODYGUARD. 79 00:05:59,527 --> 00:06:02,996 OH, YEAH. WHO GUARDS YOUR BODY ? 80 00:06:03,063 --> 00:06:05,132 I DO. 81 00:06:07,668 --> 00:06:11,204 WHAT IF SOME BIG HANDSOME BRUTE, AND I'M NOT NAMIN' NAMES, 82 00:06:11,271 --> 00:06:13,741 FIGURED HE'D MAKE SOME TIME WITH YOU ? 83 00:06:13,807 --> 00:06:17,044 WHY, YOU AND I, WE COULD MAKE SOME BEAUTIFUL MUSIC TOGETHER. 84 00:06:17,110 --> 00:06:19,947 WHY, JUST COME ON INTO THESE ARMS, BABY. 85 00:06:22,883 --> 00:06:25,018 HEY, THAT'S SOMETHING ! 86 00:06:25,085 --> 00:06:27,488 - IT'S CALLED SAVATE. - SAH-WHO ? 87 00:06:27,555 --> 00:06:31,725 SAVATE. IN FRENCH, THAT MEANS THE ART OF FOOT FIGHTING. 88 00:06:31,792 --> 00:06:35,729 YOU KNOW SOMETHING ? SHE CAN DO WITH HER FEET WHAT CANDY CAN DO WITH HER-- 89 00:06:35,796 --> 00:06:37,965 - GIANT GROUND SWELLS ! - HIPS. 90 00:06:38,031 --> 00:06:39,967 WAKE SURFING ! 91 00:06:41,635 --> 00:06:43,571 OH ! 92 00:08:40,921 --> 00:08:43,056 THIS IS IT, HUH, DEE DEE ? 93 00:08:43,123 --> 00:08:46,627 SURE, IT IS, FOR NOW. FOREVER IS RIGHT NOW. 94 00:08:46,694 --> 00:08:50,964 BUT WHAT ABOUT TOMORROW ? TOMORROW IS THE DAY AFTER TODAY. 95 00:08:51,031 --> 00:08:53,934 FRANKIE, THERE'S A REAL TOMORROW. YOU GOTTA THINK ABOUT THAT. 96 00:08:54,001 --> 00:08:57,037 SURE, I'LL THINK ABOUT IT. TOMORROW. 97 00:08:57,104 --> 00:09:00,808 YOU KNOW SOMETHING ? I GOT A FEELIN'... 98 00:09:00,874 --> 00:09:02,810 SOMEBODY'S WATCHIN' US. 99 00:09:10,350 --> 00:09:12,686 I GET THE STRANGEST FEELING. 100 00:09:20,060 --> 00:09:21,929 SOMETHING'S WRONG AROUND HERE. 101 00:09:24,097 --> 00:09:27,234 [ Chuckles ] YES, INDEED. 102 00:09:31,104 --> 00:09:34,174 * YOU GOTTA HAVE A RHYTHM WHEN YOU DANCE * 103 00:09:34,241 --> 00:09:36,977 * WHEN YOU GAMBLE GOTTA TAKE A CHANCE * 104 00:09:37,044 --> 00:09:39,647 * BUT WHEN YOU WANNA TRY A LITTLE ROMANCE * 105 00:09:39,713 --> 00:09:43,316 * THEN LOVE'S A SECRET WEAPON * 106 00:09:45,352 --> 00:09:49,222 CLYDE, THEY'RE DOING YOUR DANCE. [ Chattering ] 107 00:09:49,289 --> 00:09:51,191 * LOOK HIM IN THE EYE * 108 00:09:51,258 --> 00:09:53,326 * ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS GIVE IT A TRY * 109 00:09:53,393 --> 00:09:55,428 * YES, LOVE'S * 110 00:09:55,495 --> 00:09:59,166 * A SECRET WEAPON * 111 00:09:59,232 --> 00:10:02,970 * SO COME ON AND TAKE MY ADVICE * 112 00:10:05,272 --> 00:10:09,877 - * YOU'LL FIND * - CLYDE, CLYDE, WATCH THE PAINT. CLYDE, STOP. 113 00:10:09,943 --> 00:10:12,079 * IT'S TIME * 114 00:10:12,145 --> 00:10:15,849 * YOU STARTED TO BELIEVE * [ Chattering ] 115 00:10:15,916 --> 00:10:21,121 * THAT'S HOW ADAM WAS WON BY EVE * 116 00:10:21,188 --> 00:10:25,826 * OH, THAT'S THE SECRET OF THE WHOLE AFFAIR * 117 00:10:25,893 --> 00:10:27,995 * GIVE A LITTLE LOVE AND TENDER CARE * 118 00:10:28,061 --> 00:10:30,330 * IF YOU'RE GONNA GET HIM AND KEEP HIM THERE * 119 00:10:30,397 --> 00:10:32,700 * THEN LOVE'S * 120 00:10:32,766 --> 00:10:34,935 * THE SECRET WEAPON * 121 00:10:47,414 --> 00:10:51,719 * SO COME ON TAKE MY ADVICE * 122 00:10:53,386 --> 00:10:57,791 * WELL, YOU'LL FIND THAT LOVE IS KIND OF NICE * 123 00:10:58,992 --> 00:11:04,197 * IT'S TIME YOU STARTED TO BELIEVE * 124 00:11:04,264 --> 00:11:08,501 * THAT'S HOW ADAM WAS WON BY EVE * 125 00:11:08,568 --> 00:11:10,938 * OH * 126 00:11:11,004 --> 00:11:13,774 * THAT'S THE SECRET OF THE WHOLE AFFAIR * 127 00:11:13,841 --> 00:11:16,409 * GIVE A LITTLE LOVE AND TENDER CARE * 128 00:11:16,476 --> 00:11:18,946 * IF YOU'RE GONNA GET HIM AND KEEP HIM THERE * 129 00:11:19,012 --> 00:11:23,250 * THEN LOVE'S A SECRET WEAPON * 130 00:11:25,018 --> 00:11:28,455 * THEN LOVE'S A SECRET WEAPON * 131 00:11:30,824 --> 00:11:33,126 * YES, LOVE'S * 132 00:11:33,193 --> 00:11:35,128 * A SECRET WEAPON * 133 00:11:35,195 --> 00:11:37,130 YEAH ! 134 00:11:40,133 --> 00:11:42,069 [ Chattering ] 135 00:11:43,904 --> 00:11:46,774 [ Guy ] HEY, THERE'S A MONKEY ! 136 00:11:49,843 --> 00:11:52,179 HEY, HEY ! LOOK ! 137 00:11:53,947 --> 00:11:57,017 I THOUGHT THE POTATO BUG WAS TALLER. 138 00:11:57,084 --> 00:11:59,787 HEY, I WAS RIGHT. THAT MONKEY WAS WATCHING US. 139 00:12:01,054 --> 00:12:03,857 CLYDE. COME ALONG, CLYDE. 140 00:12:03,924 --> 00:12:05,859 GIVE THEM BACK THEIR BALL. 141 00:12:05,926 --> 00:12:09,462 ALL RIGHT, CLYDE. ALL RIGHT, CLYDE. [ Laughing ] 142 00:12:09,529 --> 00:12:12,099 HEY, TARZAN ! WHERE'S JANE ? 143 00:12:15,402 --> 00:12:18,171 CLYDE, COME ON. CLYDE, CLYDE, CLYDE. 144 00:12:18,238 --> 00:12:20,040 COME ALONG. COME ALONG, CLYDE. 145 00:12:28,481 --> 00:12:30,483 [ Girls Screaming ] 146 00:12:40,894 --> 00:12:43,230 CLYDE. CLYDE, COME HERE. CLYDE ! 147 00:12:47,367 --> 00:12:50,570 NOW, MAY I ASK WHOSE BOARD THIS HAPPENS TO BE ? [ Guy ] IT'S MINE. 148 00:12:50,637 --> 00:12:53,473 OH, REALLY. WELL, MAY I USE IT ? BE MY GUEST. 149 00:12:53,540 --> 00:12:56,076 - CLYDE ? - HEY, HOLD IT, NOW. 150 00:12:56,143 --> 00:12:59,446 NO, NO. SON, JUST STEP BACK. WATCH, PLEASE. I ASSURE YOU. EVERYTHING IS ALL RIGHT. 151 00:13:00,914 --> 00:13:02,449 LOOK AT HIM. [ Laughing ] 152 00:13:05,218 --> 00:13:08,521 OH, COME ON. WHAT IS THIS ? NO WAY. NO WAY. 153 00:13:18,065 --> 00:13:20,467 WELL, HE'S PADDLING AT LEAST. NOT BAD. 154 00:13:31,211 --> 00:13:33,313 [ Laughing ] 155 00:13:36,616 --> 00:13:38,818 YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ! 156 00:13:42,355 --> 00:13:44,657 OH ! HE MADE IT ! 157 00:13:44,724 --> 00:13:46,459 THAT'S FANTASTIC ! GREAT.!ANTASTIC ! 158 00:13:48,328 --> 00:13:50,430 [ Giggling ] 159 00:13:52,465 --> 00:13:55,368 [ Chattering ] 160 00:13:55,435 --> 00:13:57,404 [ Guy ] LOOK AT HIM TURN ! THE BOTTOM TURN. 161 00:13:57,470 --> 00:14:00,573 DEADHEAD, HE'S BETTER THAN YOU ! BETTER LOOKIN', TOO ! 162 00:14:05,112 --> 00:14:08,982 [ Groans ] A HEAD STAND. THAT'S IT. 163 00:14:09,049 --> 00:14:10,984 NO MORE. THAT'S IT. 164 00:14:26,333 --> 00:14:28,969 MARVELOUS, YES. 165 00:14:31,438 --> 00:14:33,173 [ Cheering ] 166 00:14:35,708 --> 00:14:37,677 DID YOU ENJOY CLYDE'S PERFORMANCE ? 167 00:14:37,744 --> 00:14:40,447 YEAH ! HE'S A REAL SHARP CHIMP. 168 00:14:40,513 --> 00:14:43,283 WELL, I'M AFRAID YOU'RE MISSING THE POINT. 169 00:14:43,350 --> 00:14:46,653 YOU SEE, THE POINT IS NOT WHETHER CLYDE IS SHARP. 170 00:14:46,719 --> 00:14:50,123 THE POINT IS THAT THE INTELLIGENCE OF YOU YOUNG PEOPLE HAS FALLEN TO HIS LEVEL 171 00:14:50,190 --> 00:14:52,592 [ All Groaning ] 172 00:14:52,659 --> 00:14:55,262 I'M DETERMINED TO PROVE THAT YOU YOUNG PEOPLE ARE BORDERLINE CASES... 173 00:14:55,328 --> 00:14:57,264 LEANING TOWARD FEEBLEMINDEDNESS, 174 00:14:57,330 --> 00:14:59,466 WITH AN ABNORMAL PREOCCUPATION WITH SEX. 175 00:14:59,532 --> 00:15:01,501 WELL, YEAH ! THAT'S ALL RIGHT. 176 00:15:01,568 --> 00:15:03,636 THE ONLY DISPLAY OF KNOWLEDGE BEING OF A CARNAL NATURE. 177 00:15:03,703 --> 00:15:08,241 WOULD YOU MIND REPEATIN' THAT IN ENGLISH ? QUIET, GOO-GOO. 178 00:15:08,308 --> 00:15:11,578 YOU PHOTOGRAPH QUITE WELL, CLYDE. 179 00:15:11,644 --> 00:15:13,580 [ Chattering ] 180 00:15:16,283 --> 00:15:19,152 THAT'S RATHER GOOD, DON'T YOU THINK ? 181 00:15:19,219 --> 00:15:22,389 THAT'S NOT BAD. IT'S KIND OF CUTE. 182 00:15:22,455 --> 00:15:25,625 - WHO ARE YOU, ANYWAY ? - HARVEY HUNTINGTON HONEYWAGON. 183 00:15:25,692 --> 00:15:28,628 I'D KEEP THAT QUIET IF I WERE YOU. THE THIRD. 184 00:15:28,695 --> 00:15:31,531 OH, YOU GOT THE OLD FOLKS' HOME DOWN BY THE BEACH. 185 00:15:31,598 --> 00:15:35,468 SEA-ESTA BY THE SEA IS A RESORT FOR SENIOR CITIZENS. 186 00:15:35,535 --> 00:15:40,273 AND YOUR IRRESPONSIBLE BEHAVIOR HAS BEEN A BLEMISH ON THAT FINE COMMUNITY. 187 00:15:40,340 --> 00:15:43,210 - AND I INTEND TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT. - FRANK, PUT HIM IN HIS PLACE ! 188 00:15:43,276 --> 00:15:45,745 WAIT A SECOND ! LOOK. THIS IS A PUBLIC BEACH. 189 00:15:45,812 --> 00:15:48,348 JUST WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GONNA DO SOMETHING ABOUT ? 190 00:15:48,415 --> 00:15:51,584 WELL, YOU READ TOMORROW'S PAPER, UNDER THIS PICTURE. 191 00:15:51,651 --> 00:15:53,753 UH, THOSE OF YOU WHO CAN READ, THAT IS. 192 00:15:53,820 --> 00:15:56,089 [ All Scoffing ] 193 00:15:56,156 --> 00:15:59,626 COME ON, CLYDE. COME ON. 194 00:16:03,663 --> 00:16:06,666 THE NERVE OF THAT CLOWN ! 195 00:16:06,733 --> 00:16:09,102 HE LOOKS LIKE SOMETHING OUT OF THE TWILIGHT ZONE. 196 00:16:09,169 --> 00:16:12,505 IMAGINE, COMPARING US TO MONKEYS. 197 00:16:12,572 --> 00:16:15,275 DEADHEAD, YOU MIGHT BE THE MISSING LINK. [ Kids Laughing ] 198 00:16:15,342 --> 00:16:17,744 OH, I SAY THERE ! OVER HERE. 199 00:16:17,810 --> 00:16:20,613 [ Together ] IT'S THE POTATO BUG ! 200 00:16:20,680 --> 00:16:23,750 [ Girls Squealing ] 201 00:16:26,219 --> 00:16:29,989 LOOK AT HIM ! THERE'S NOBODY IN THE WHOLE WORLD LIKE HIM ! 202 00:16:31,591 --> 00:16:34,394 OH, I WOULDN'T SAY THAT. [ Guy ] I WOULD. 203 00:16:34,461 --> 00:16:38,798 THAT WAS A JOLLY GOOD SHOW. YES, JOLLY GOOD INDEED. 204 00:16:38,865 --> 00:16:44,337 THAT SIMIAN CREATURE WAS MOST AMAZING. POSITIVELY REMARKABLE ! 205 00:16:44,404 --> 00:16:46,539 DID YOU COME HERE FOR SURFING, MR. BUG ? 206 00:16:46,606 --> 00:16:50,777 OH, NO. CRUMBS, NO. NOT ENOUGH SPEED, REALLY. 207 00:16:50,843 --> 00:16:55,115 OH, YEAH ? DID YOU EVER SEE A REAL HOT DOG HIT THE BIG WILD ONES AT 80 MILES AN HOUR ? 208 00:16:55,182 --> 00:16:58,718 HMM. I'M AFRAID I DON'T QUITE UNDERSTAND... 209 00:16:58,785 --> 00:17:02,155 YOUR YANKEE TYPE COLLOQUIALISM, OLD CHAP. 210 00:17:02,222 --> 00:17:04,424 A HOT DOG IS A SURFER, POTATO BUG. 211 00:17:04,491 --> 00:17:07,460 A HOT DOG'S A SURFER. 212 00:17:07,527 --> 00:17:11,564 [ Chuckles ] I THOUGHT YOU ALL SPOKE ENGLISH HERE IN THE COLONIES. 213 00:17:11,631 --> 00:17:13,400 IT'S NOT REQUIRED. IT'S AN ELECTIVE. 214 00:17:13,466 --> 00:17:15,735 OH. I MEAN, 215 00:17:15,802 --> 00:17:19,372 EIGHTY MILES AN HOUR REALLY ISN'T VERY FAST AT ALL. 216 00:17:19,439 --> 00:17:23,810 [ Imitating British Accent ] OH, WHAT WOULD YOU CALL FAST ? 217 00:17:23,876 --> 00:17:27,847 I DON'T KNOW. TWO HUNDRED ? TWO HUNDRED AND TWENTY. THAT SORT OF THING. 218 00:17:27,914 --> 00:17:32,785 WHERE IT'S A TEENSY-WEENSY BIT FRIGHTENING, WITH A SPOT OF DANGER INVOLVED. 219 00:17:32,852 --> 00:17:36,823 YES. I'D BE DELIGHTED TO SHOW YOU CHAPS TOMORROW IF YOU'D LIKE. 220 00:17:36,889 --> 00:17:38,891 JUST COME OVER TO THE DRAG STRIP. 221 00:17:38,958 --> 00:17:41,461 HEY, YOU GOT A RAIL UNDER THERE ? 222 00:17:41,528 --> 00:17:45,398 OH, QUITE. LITTLE HOBBY OF MINE, YOU KNOW. 223 00:17:45,465 --> 00:17:50,270 JOLLY GOOD FUN. YES. BUT YOU 80-MILE-AN-HOUR CHAPS... 224 00:17:50,337 --> 00:17:53,840 MIGHT FIND IT A BIT TOO DEVILISH. 225 00:17:53,906 --> 00:17:56,643 YOU MIGHT JUST FIND WE COULD BE PRETTY GOOD. 226 00:17:56,709 --> 00:18:00,480 HEY, LET'S GET OFF THIS KICK. MAYBE THE POTATO BUG WILL SING SOMETHING. 227 00:18:00,547 --> 00:18:05,218 [ Girls Squealing ] RIGHTO. JUST A FEW MEASURES. 228 00:18:15,728 --> 00:18:19,232 * OOH * 229 00:18:19,299 --> 00:18:21,434 * I DON'T WANNA BE THE RICHEST MAN * 230 00:18:21,501 --> 00:18:23,903 * OOH, YEAH, YEAH * 231 00:18:23,970 --> 00:18:26,573 * ALL I WANNA DO IS HOLD YOUR HAND * 232 00:18:26,639 --> 00:18:28,841 * OOH, YEAH, YEAH * 233 00:18:28,908 --> 00:18:31,278 * RICHES WON'T BUY YOU EVERYTHING * 234 00:18:31,344 --> 00:18:34,781 * I JUST WANT WHAT LOVE CAN BRING OOH *G CAN BRING 235 00:18:34,847 --> 00:18:38,818 [ Squealing ] * GIVE ME YOUR LOVE * 236 00:18:38,885 --> 00:18:40,820 * I DON'T WANT WHAT MONEY CAN BUY * 237 00:18:40,887 --> 00:18:43,823 * OOH, YEAH, YEAH * 238 00:18:43,890 --> 00:18:46,526 * COME ON, LITTLE GIRL AND I'LL TELL YOU WHY * 239 00:18:46,593 --> 00:18:48,661 * OOH, YEAH, YEAH * 240 00:18:48,728 --> 00:18:50,730 * MONEY WON'T BUY YOU HAPPINESS * 241 00:18:50,797 --> 00:18:53,566 * ALL I NEED IS YOUR SWEET KISS * 242 00:18:53,633 --> 00:18:58,438 * OOH GIMME YOUR LOVE * 243 00:18:58,505 --> 00:19:01,308 * NOW THAT YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SEARCHIN' FOR * 244 00:19:01,374 --> 00:19:03,776 * OOH, YEAH, YEAH * 245 00:19:03,843 --> 00:19:06,246 * SAY YOU'LL BE MINE FOREVER MORE * 246 00:19:06,313 --> 00:19:08,681 * OOH, YEAH, YEAH * 247 00:19:08,748 --> 00:19:10,883 * YOU KNOW I GOTTA FIND A LOVE SOMEHOW * 248 00:19:10,950 --> 00:19:13,586 * SAY YOU'RE GONNA MAKE ME HAPPY NOW * 249 00:19:13,653 --> 00:19:18,658 * OOH * 250 00:19:18,725 --> 00:19:22,429 * OOH GIMME YOUR LOVE * 251 00:19:23,630 --> 00:19:26,599 * OOH GIMME YOUR LOVE * 252 00:19:26,666 --> 00:19:30,537 * YEAH, YEAH, YEAH OOH * 253 00:19:30,603 --> 00:19:33,506 [ Girls Screaming ] 254 00:19:33,573 --> 00:19:37,310 [ Laughing ] THERE NOW. THAT OUGHT TO BE SUFFICIENT. 255 00:19:37,377 --> 00:19:39,812 I'M REALLY NOT ONE OF MY FANS, YOU KNOW. 256 00:19:39,879 --> 00:19:41,681 I KNEW WE HAD SOMETHING IN COMMON. 257 00:19:41,748 --> 00:19:44,317 SOMETHING IN COMMON ? 258 00:19:44,384 --> 00:19:48,788 [ Laughs ] OH, YES ! QUITE HUMOROUS. 259 00:19:48,855 --> 00:19:50,790 IF YOU WANT TO TAKE IT THAT WAY. 260 00:19:50,857 --> 00:19:54,461 IT'S TIME FOR YOUR MIDMORNING TEA, YOUR EMINENCE. 261 00:19:54,527 --> 00:19:57,464 OH, YES. FOR THE DAYS WHEN I WAS JUST PLAIN OLD... 262 00:19:57,530 --> 00:20:00,500 PETER ROYCE BENTLEY OF SUSSEX. 263 00:20:00,567 --> 00:20:02,669 OH, WELL. THAT'S THE PRICE ONE MUST PAY, YOU KNOW. 264 00:20:02,735 --> 00:20:05,372 CHEERIO, CHEERIO. [ Girls Squeal ] 265 00:20:08,741 --> 00:20:10,677 * OOH * 266 00:20:12,879 --> 00:20:15,615 TO THE OFFICE, CLYDE. [ Chatters ] 267 00:20:24,957 --> 00:20:26,793 WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING, CLYDE ! 268 00:20:37,604 --> 00:20:39,939 [ Horn Honking ] 269 00:20:40,006 --> 00:20:43,510 [ Stammering ] CHARLIE, TELL ME I DIDN'T SEE A MONKEY DRIVING THAT ROLLS. 270 00:20:47,046 --> 00:20:49,849 I'M NOT GONNA REPORT THAT TO HEADQUARTERS. THEY'LL THINK I'M CRAZY. 271 00:20:49,916 --> 00:20:52,685 I'M NOT GONNA REPORT IT. 272 00:20:52,752 --> 00:20:55,388 THE CAPTAIN'LL THINK I'M BACK ON THE SAUCE. 273 00:20:55,455 --> 00:20:58,525 UH, LET'S TAKE ANOTHER LOOK. HUH ? 274 00:21:18,010 --> 00:21:19,946 IT'S A MONKEY ALL RIGHT. 275 00:21:25,718 --> 00:21:29,656 SARGE ? SARGE, YOU'RE NOT GONNA BELIEVE THIS.RE NOT 276 00:21:29,722 --> 00:21:32,492 BUT CHARLIE AND I ARE TAILING A ROLLS ROYCE... 277 00:21:32,559 --> 00:21:34,494 THAT'S BEING DRIVEN BY A MONKEY. 278 00:21:34,561 --> 00:21:39,399 N-N-NO. SARGE, BY "MONKEY" I DON'T MEAN SOME KIND OF PUNK. 279 00:21:39,466 --> 00:21:43,970 I MEAN A REAL LIVE, FURRY-- R-RIGHT, SARGE. 280 00:21:44,036 --> 00:21:46,373 RIGHT. OKAY, SARGE. 281 00:21:46,439 --> 00:21:48,475 RIGHT. 282 00:21:48,541 --> 00:21:51,110 WHAT'D HE SAY ? 283 00:21:51,177 --> 00:21:53,880 PROMISED NOT TO TELL THE CAPTAIN IF WE'LL GO GET SOME BLACK COFFEE. 284 00:22:10,730 --> 00:22:12,965 YOU KNOW, THAT MONKEY DRIVES BETTER THAN MY MOTHER-IN-LAW. 285 00:22:13,032 --> 00:22:16,002 COME TO THINK OF IT, HE'S BETTER LOOKING TOO. 286 00:22:16,068 --> 00:22:18,905 JUST BECAUSE HE PUSHES A RAIL, BIG DEAL. 287 00:22:18,971 --> 00:22:21,841 ANY GREASE MONKEY COULD LEARN THAT. EVEN YOU. 288 00:22:21,908 --> 00:22:25,845 YEAH, EVEN ME. GREAT. NOW YOU'VE REALLY FOUND A SURE WAY TO KILL YOURSELF. 289 00:22:25,912 --> 00:22:31,050 DRAG RACING. SPEAKING OF DRAGS, I HAVE THE FEELING I'M WITH ONE RIGHT NOW. 290 00:22:31,117 --> 00:22:34,754 FRANKIE, IF YOU WANT TO LEARN SOMETHING, WHY DON'T YOU LEARN TO GET YOURSELF A JOB... 291 00:22:34,821 --> 00:22:37,424 NOW THAT SCHOOL'S OUT, OR LEARN TO SETTLE DOWN ? 292 00:22:37,490 --> 00:22:39,592 OH, YOU'RE SUGGESTING A SLOW DEATH. 293 00:22:39,659 --> 00:22:42,194 NO THANKS. WHEN I GO, I WANT TO GO IN A HURRY. 294 00:22:42,261 --> 00:22:43,996 ME TOO. GOOD-BYE. 295 00:22:45,965 --> 00:22:49,836 OH, I SAY THERE. HAVING A SPOT OF BOTHER ? 296 00:22:49,902 --> 00:22:53,873 OH, IT'S NOTHING. OH, BIT OF A ROW WITH YOUR FRANKFURTER, EH ? 297 00:22:53,940 --> 00:22:55,875 WHAT SEEMS TO BE THE PROBLEM, LOVE ? 298 00:22:55,942 --> 00:22:59,746 HE'S GOT SUICIDAL TENDENCIES. HE WANTS TO BE A DRAGSTER. 299 00:22:59,812 --> 00:23:01,848 BIT OF A STICKY WICKET, WHAT ? 300 00:23:01,914 --> 00:23:05,084 I MEAN A CHIPPER FILLY LIKE YOU SHOULDN'T BE A POOR WIDOW. 301 00:23:05,151 --> 00:23:09,456 OH, I AGREE. WHAT WOULD YOU SAY ABOUT BEING A RICH ONE ? 302 00:23:09,522 --> 00:23:13,460 WHAT DO YOU MEAN ? WELL, UH, I WOULDN'T MIND HAVING YOU FOR MY BIRD. 303 00:23:13,526 --> 00:23:16,195 - BIRD ? - GIRL. 304 00:23:16,262 --> 00:23:20,533 - YOU'RE NO DIFFERENT THAN HE IS. - OH, FIDDLESTICKS AND RUBBISH ! 305 00:23:20,600 --> 00:23:23,169 I'M RICH, YOU KNOW ! MONEY ISN'T EVERYTHING. 306 00:23:23,235 --> 00:23:25,972 IT IS TO A WIDOW. YEAH. 307 00:23:26,038 --> 00:23:29,175 COME ALONG, DUCK. LET'S HAVE A SPOT OF TEA, EH ? WELL, WHY NOT ? 308 00:23:29,241 --> 00:23:30,877 YES. WHY NOT ? 309 00:23:36,048 --> 00:23:38,117 EIGHTEEN MILLION ! 310 00:23:38,184 --> 00:23:40,119 YES. BIT OF A SLOW DAY. 311 00:23:41,621 --> 00:23:43,890 OH, WELL. CARRY ON. COME, LOVE. 312 00:23:43,956 --> 00:23:48,695 GREAT. A POTATO BUG, A CHIMPANZEE, AND NOW THIS. 313 00:23:48,761 --> 00:23:50,597 MY CUP RUNNETH OVER. 314 00:23:50,663 --> 00:23:55,602 [ Woman ] "TODAY'S TEENAGER TRUE SUBCULTURE. 315 00:23:55,668 --> 00:23:58,871 "YOUTH OF TODAY LEAVES NO HOPE FOR TOMORROW. 316 00:23:58,938 --> 00:24:02,141 "YESTERDAY, IN BROAD DAYLIGHT IN A PLACE ILLEGALLY CALLED BIKINI BEACH, 317 00:24:02,208 --> 00:24:04,877 "WE WERE WITNESS TO SCENES OF WILD PERVERSION AND ABANDONMENT 318 00:24:04,944 --> 00:24:06,713 "THAT DEFY DESCRIPTION. 319 00:24:06,779 --> 00:24:08,080 "THE SOLUTION IS FOR THE COUNTY 320 00:24:08,147 --> 00:24:10,082 "TO CONDEMN THE SURFING AREA. 321 00:24:10,149 --> 00:24:13,352 "BY MAKING THIS FACILITY UNAVAILABLE TO THESE POTENTIAL DELINQUENTS... 322 00:24:13,419 --> 00:24:17,023 WE COULD PERSUADE THEM INTO MORE USEFUL ENDEAVORS THAN STUDYING EACH OTHER'S ANATOMY. 323 00:24:17,089 --> 00:24:20,059 "IT MIGHT BE FITTING TO WARN RESPONSIBLE PARENTS... 324 00:24:20,126 --> 00:24:23,663 "WHO GREW STRAIGHT AND TALL BY BUILDING OUR CHARACTER ON THE THREE R'S, 325 00:24:23,730 --> 00:24:26,298 "THAT OUR CHILDREN HAVE PROGRESSED TO THE THREE S'S: 326 00:24:26,365 --> 00:24:30,570 SURFING, SPEED AND SEX, NOT NECESSARILY IN THAT ORDER." 327 00:24:30,637 --> 00:24:33,706 I DO TURN RATHER A HANDSOME PHRASE. [ Door Opening ] 328 00:24:33,773 --> 00:24:36,142 I'M SORRY, SIR. I TRIED TO STOP HER, BUT-- 329 00:24:36,208 --> 00:24:38,945 HOW DARE YOU BREAK INTO MY OFFICE ! DON'T YOU "HOW DARE" ME. 330 00:24:39,011 --> 00:24:43,550 HOW DARE YOU PRINT THIS VICIOUS ARTICLE AGAINST THESE VACATIONING KIDS ? 331 00:24:43,616 --> 00:24:45,985 IT'S UNTRUE, AND I DEMAND TO SPEAK TO YOUR PUBLISHER. 332 00:24:46,052 --> 00:24:50,256 MADAM, I AM THE PUBLISHER. PLEASE IDENTIFY YOURSELF AND EXPLAIN THIS OUTBURST. 333 00:24:50,322 --> 00:24:54,126 YOU MAY GO NOW, MISS SIMMS, AND PLEASE GO GENTLY. 334 00:24:54,193 --> 00:24:56,996 THIS EDITORIAL HAS NO BASIS IN FACT. 335 00:24:57,063 --> 00:25:00,132 WHO ARE YOU, AND WHY DO YOU GET SO WROUGHT UP OVER THESE JUVENILE DELINQUENTS ? 336 00:25:00,199 --> 00:25:03,302 THEY'RE NOT JUVENILE DELINQUENTS ! I RESENT THAT. 337 00:25:03,369 --> 00:25:07,807 AND I RESENT THESE LIES. I'M A SCHOOLTEACHER, AND I KNOW THESE KIDS. 338 00:25:07,874 --> 00:25:11,010 THOSE SURFERS ARE BUILDING STRONG, HEALTHY BODIES, 339 00:25:11,077 --> 00:25:13,279 AND, TOGETHER WITH THE BOYS WHO BUILD THE DRAGSTERS, 340 00:25:13,345 --> 00:25:16,182 THEY'LL BE RESPONSIBLE FOR TOMORROW'S ROCKETS TO THE MOON.S ROCKETS 341 00:25:16,248 --> 00:25:19,018 THAT DOESN'T AUGER TOO WELL FOR THE FUTURE, DOES IT ? 342 00:25:19,085 --> 00:25:22,789 WHAT'S WRONG WITH PHYSICAL FITNESS ? YOU SHOULD TRY IT SOMETIME. 343 00:25:22,855 --> 00:25:27,026 I DO NOT DEPLORE PHYSICAL FITNESS, BUT I DO DEPLORE HALF-NAKED YOUNG LADIES, 344 00:25:27,093 --> 00:25:30,663 IF THEY MAY BE CALLED THAT, RUNNING AROUND IN THESE SCANTY BIKINIS. 345 00:25:30,730 --> 00:25:35,034 IMAGINE, BOYS AND GIRLS SLEEPING ON THE BEACH SIDE BY SIDE, UNCHAPERONED. 346 00:25:35,101 --> 00:25:37,970 WHAT KIND OF A SOCIETY IS IT THAT WOULD ALLOW SUCH A THING ? 347 00:25:38,037 --> 00:25:42,775 WHAT KIND OF A MIND IS IT THAT'S ALWAYS READY TO BELIEVE THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG ? 348 00:25:42,842 --> 00:25:46,078 YOU NEED AN EDUCATION, MADAM. IT'S MISS. MISS CLEMENTS. 349 00:25:46,145 --> 00:25:48,280 ARE YOU WILLING TO DEVOTE AN AFTERNOON TO SEEING THE TRUTH ? 350 00:25:48,347 --> 00:25:51,150 IS THAT A CHALLENGE ? 351 00:25:51,217 --> 00:25:53,786 IN THAT CASE, IT WOULD BE A PLEASURE. 352 00:25:53,853 --> 00:25:57,123 VERY WELL. I SHALL TAKE YOU TO A TEENAGE HAUNT KNOWN AS... 353 00:25:57,189 --> 00:26:00,059 BIG DRAG'S PIT STOP. 354 00:26:05,832 --> 00:26:07,333 [ Squawks ] 355 00:26:07,399 --> 00:26:09,335 [ Squishing ] 356 00:26:19,378 --> 00:26:21,313 BALL. 357 00:26:24,116 --> 00:26:26,252 QUIET, OR YOU'LL WIND UP ON THE MENU. 358 00:26:38,898 --> 00:26:40,667 BALL THREE. 359 00:26:40,733 --> 00:26:45,171 TOO HIGH. ONE MORE CRACK OUTTA YOU, AND YOU'LL BE TODAY'S SPECIAL. 360 00:26:45,237 --> 00:26:47,707 I JUST CALL 'EM AS I SEE 'EM. YOU BUM. 361 00:26:58,184 --> 00:27:00,820 WHAT A MESS. 362 00:27:00,887 --> 00:27:02,822 [ Bell Dinging ] 363 00:27:04,090 --> 00:27:06,092 ANSWER THE DOOR. ANSWER THE DOOR. 364 00:27:07,860 --> 00:27:09,829 [ Knocking ] I'M CLOSED. 365 00:27:09,896 --> 00:27:12,832 I'M HARVEY HUNTINGTON HONEYWAGON III ! 366 00:27:12,899 --> 00:27:15,167 IN THAT CASE, I'M OPEN. 367 00:27:26,212 --> 00:27:27,947 [ Kiss ] 368 00:27:37,456 --> 00:27:39,959 WHAT DO YOU THINK THIS IS, A ZOO ? 369 00:27:40,026 --> 00:27:41,961 ONE WOULD ASSUME SO. 370 00:27:44,430 --> 00:27:48,134 THAT'S FRIEDA, MY BIRD. OH, THIS IS CLYDE. 371 00:27:48,200 --> 00:27:50,937 HOW DO YOU DO ? AND MISS CLEMENTS. 372 00:27:51,003 --> 00:27:52,939 HOW DO YOU DO ? HELLO. 373 00:27:53,005 --> 00:27:56,375 RATHER UNKEMPT, I SHOULD SAY. 374 00:27:56,442 --> 00:28:00,246 I'VE BEEN CLEANING UP. I ALWAYS CLEAN UP IN THE DAYTIME, 375 00:28:00,312 --> 00:28:02,782 BECAUSE I ALWAYS CLEAN UP AT NIGHT. 376 00:28:02,849 --> 00:28:05,451 AH. THEN I ASSUME YOU ARE THE PERSON KNOWN AS BIG DRAG ? 377 00:28:05,517 --> 00:28:08,788 YEAH. THAT'S ME, BIG DRAG. PLEASED TO MEET YOU. 378 00:28:09,922 --> 00:28:13,092 OH. [ Chuckles ] OH, EXCUSE ME. 379 00:28:13,159 --> 00:28:17,129 I ALSO DABBLE IN THE ARTS. MR. DRAG, WE'RE ON A MISSION. 380 00:28:17,196 --> 00:28:21,433 A CRUSADE, YOU MIGHT SAY. I DON'T THINK THERE'S ENOUGH ROOM IN HERE FOR A CRUSADE. 381 00:28:21,500 --> 00:28:25,104 DID YOU READ THE PAPER ? PARTICULARLY AN ARTICLE ABOUT THE YOUTH OF TODAY ? 382 00:28:25,171 --> 00:28:27,006 SURE, FIRST THING. RIGHT AFTER THE COMICS. 383 00:28:29,141 --> 00:28:32,378 WON'T YOU SIT DOWN ? WE'RE CLOSED, BUT I GUESS WE'RE OPEN. 384 00:28:32,444 --> 00:28:35,347 SO, UH, WHY DON'T SOMEBODY BUY SOMETHING ? 385 00:28:35,414 --> 00:28:37,449 I'LL HAVE A MARTINI. 386 00:28:37,516 --> 00:28:40,319 WE DON'T SERVE BOOZE IN BIG DRAG'S. 387 00:28:40,386 --> 00:28:44,490 NOTICE THERE ARE NO CIGARETTE MACHINES AROUND EITHER. THIS IS STRICTLY FOR KIDS. 388 00:28:44,556 --> 00:28:48,127 - BEER AND SOFT DRINKS. - I'M WITH YOU, BIG DRAG. MAKE MINE A BEER. 389 00:28:48,194 --> 00:28:50,062 I SHALL HAVE A SOFT DRINK. 390 00:28:50,129 --> 00:28:53,499 STRAIGHT, OR OVER THE ROCKS ? ONE BEER. 391 00:28:53,565 --> 00:28:57,837 MR. DRAG, I UNDERSTAND YOU'RE QUITE AN AUTHORITY ON THE YOUTH OF TODAY. 392 00:28:57,904 --> 00:29:01,573 YOU MEAN KIDS ? I SEE THEM ALL DAY AT THE DRAG STRIP AND ALL NIGHT HERE. 393 00:29:01,640 --> 00:29:03,409 WELL, THEN YOU SHALL BE ABLE TO HELP ME. 394 00:29:03,475 --> 00:29:08,815 THAT ARTICLE WAS ONE OF A SERIES I'M DOING ON THE DEPRAVITIES OF THE YOUTH OF TODAY. 395 00:29:08,881 --> 00:29:12,151 WHAT DEPRAVITIES ? DID YOU EVER SEE THE KIDS AT THE DRAG STRIP ? 396 00:29:12,218 --> 00:29:14,821 CERTAINLY NOT. DID YOU EVER SEE THE KIDS THAT COME HERE ? 397 00:29:14,887 --> 00:29:18,424 - OF COURSE NOT ! - THEN THE AUTHORITY I AM, YOU AIN'T. 398 00:29:18,490 --> 00:29:22,561 MY DEAR SIR, I AM NOT ACCUSTOMED TO BEING TREATED SO CAVALIERLY. 399 00:29:22,628 --> 00:29:26,265 NOR WAS MY FATHER, H.H. HONEYWAGON II, 400 00:29:26,332 --> 00:29:29,401 NOR HIS SAINTED FATHER, H.H. HONEYWAGON I. 401 00:29:29,468 --> 00:29:32,404 YOU SURE COME FROM A LONG LINE OF HONEYWAGONS. 402 00:29:32,471 --> 00:29:36,876 IN OTHER WORDS, YOU HAVE NOTHING TO SAY TO ME. [ Clyde Grunting ] 403 00:29:36,943 --> 00:29:40,579 NOT IN FRONT OF EVERYONE. [ Squawks ].OF EVERYONE. 404 00:29:40,646 --> 00:29:43,215 YES, I DO HAVE ONE THING TO SAY. 405 00:29:43,282 --> 00:29:47,153 I DON'T LIKE THE WAY YOUR CLYDE IS LOOKING AT MY BIRD. 406 00:29:47,219 --> 00:29:49,956 WELL, I DON'T LIKE THE WAY YOUR BIRD IS LOOKING AT MY CLYDE ! 407 00:29:53,125 --> 00:29:56,128 STOP PLAYING WITH MY BIRD. COME ON. COME ON, CLYDE. 408 00:29:56,195 --> 00:29:59,531 COME ALONG. [ Chattering ] 409 00:29:59,598 --> 00:30:01,533 STOP IT ! GOOD DAY, SIR ! 410 00:30:01,600 --> 00:30:04,170 CLYDE, CLYDE, CLYDE. 411 00:30:04,236 --> 00:30:08,107 [ Bell Dinging ] I SHOULD STAY CLOSED. IT'S BETTER FOR BUSINESS. 412 00:30:19,685 --> 00:30:23,455 HEY ! MY PAINTINGS ARE NOT FOR SALE, SIR. 413 00:30:23,522 --> 00:30:26,258 THERE'S PART OF ME ON THOSE CANVASSES. 414 00:30:26,325 --> 00:30:29,195 IT HURTS ME TO SEE ANYBODY LOOK AT THEM LIKE THEY MIGHT BUY THEM. 415 00:30:34,466 --> 00:30:37,103 I'LL GET IT. 416 00:30:37,169 --> 00:30:40,239 - WHO WAS THAT ? - HE'S A FAMOUS ART DEALER. 417 00:30:40,306 --> 00:30:43,475 HE'S BEEN AFTER MY STUFF FOR A LONG TIME. BUT I WON'T SELL. 418 00:30:43,542 --> 00:30:45,912 BIG DRAG IS FOR THE AGES. 419 00:30:45,978 --> 00:30:50,182 SOMEDAY WHEN I'M GONE, SOME PROUD COLLECTOR WILL SAY, 420 00:30:50,249 --> 00:30:53,119 "LOOK AT THIS ! IT'S A REAL DRAG." 421 00:31:15,141 --> 00:31:17,076 [ Motor Revving ] 422 00:31:18,377 --> 00:31:20,947 [ Crashing ] 423 00:31:23,282 --> 00:31:25,985 [ Crashing Continues ] 424 00:31:30,389 --> 00:31:32,391 MY PLACE ! 425 00:31:32,458 --> 00:31:37,029 DONE IT AGAIN, BOSS. YOU STUPID ! FIX IT. 426 00:31:37,096 --> 00:31:39,498 HEY, YOU. STUPID. FIX IT. HEY, HEY. 427 00:31:39,565 --> 00:31:41,500 WHAT DO YOU WANT ? WHAT'S GOIN' ON ? 428 00:31:41,567 --> 00:31:44,036 [ Grunting ] WHAT IS THAT ALL ABOUT ? 429 00:31:44,103 --> 00:31:46,038 WHAT'S GOIN' ON ? YOU'LL KILL SOMEBODY ! 430 00:31:46,105 --> 00:31:48,174 WILL YOU GUYS WATCH IT ? YOU'RE GONNA HURT SOMEBODY. 431 00:31:48,240 --> 00:31:51,077 HEY ! ERIC VON ZIPPER LIKES YOU ! 432 00:31:53,045 --> 00:31:57,249 AND WHEN ERIC VON ZIPPER LIKES SOMEBODY, THEY STAY LIKED. 433 00:31:57,316 --> 00:31:59,151 HEY, I THINK I HEARD ABOUT YOU. 434 00:31:59,218 --> 00:32:02,688 - THE CREATURE FROM THE BLACK LAGOON. - YOU, I DON'T LIKE. 435 00:32:02,754 --> 00:32:06,225 YEAH. YOU, HE DON'T LIKE. AND WHO ARE YOU ? 436 00:32:06,292 --> 00:32:09,528 J.D. YEAH. THAT'S SHORT FOR JUVENILE DELINQUENT. 437 00:32:09,595 --> 00:32:12,764 LATER YOU WILL GET THE RATS' REVENGE. 438 00:32:12,831 --> 00:32:16,168 RIGHT NOW, I WANNA TALK TO YOU. 439 00:32:16,235 --> 00:32:18,470 YOU ARE MY IDOL. 440 00:32:18,537 --> 00:32:22,174 I SEEN YOUR PICTURE IN THE PAPER, AND I READ YOUR ARTICLE. 441 00:32:22,241 --> 00:32:25,244 [ Clears Throat ] 442 00:32:25,311 --> 00:32:28,580 J.D., HE READ ME YOUR ARTICLE. 443 00:32:28,647 --> 00:32:32,384 BUT I LOVED IT. LOOK WHO'S ON YOUR SIDE. 444 00:32:32,451 --> 00:32:37,423 - I SEEN YOUR PICTURE TOO. - [ Chatters ] 445 00:32:37,489 --> 00:32:41,493 YOU KNOW, WHAT YOU SAID ABOUT THEM SURFERS IS RIGHT. THEY ARE BUMS. 446 00:32:41,560 --> 00:32:44,196 AND WE ARE GONNA STAMP THEM OUT TOGETHER, 'CAUSE THE SURFERS... 447 00:32:44,263 --> 00:32:46,465 IS THE NATURAL ENEMIES OF THE RATS AND MICE. 448 00:32:46,532 --> 00:32:47,766 RIGHT ? [ Bikers ] RIGHT ! 449 00:32:47,833 --> 00:32:50,769 SURFERS IS GIVIN' US A BAD NAME. RIGHT ? RIGHT ! 450 00:32:50,836 --> 00:32:54,473 YOU AND ME, WE'RE A TEAM, AND WE'RE GONNA DESTROY THEM. 451 00:32:54,540 --> 00:32:59,178 TOGETHER. WITH VIOLENCE ! WELL, I HAD IN MIND SOMETHING OF A MORE LEGAL NATURE. 452 00:32:59,245 --> 00:33:03,749 YOU SEE ? EVERYBODY LIKES YOU. YOU GOT FRIENDS, AND WE'RE GONNA STICK BY YOU. 453 00:33:03,815 --> 00:33:08,654 WHAT IS THAT BIT ABOUT WATER SEEKING ITS OWN LEVEL ? BIRDS OF A FEATHER, AND ALL THAT. 454 00:33:08,720 --> 00:33:13,392 SIR, I CONSIDER YOU A MEMBER OF THE LOWER CLASSES. 455 00:33:13,459 --> 00:33:15,594 [ Chuckles ] YOU'RE RIGHT ! 456 00:33:15,661 --> 00:33:18,064 HOW'D YOU KNOW THAT ? I WENT ALL THE WAY THROUGH THE THIRD GRADE. 457 00:33:19,431 --> 00:33:21,633 YOU ARE MY IDOL. AND YOU KNOW SOMETHING ? 458 00:33:21,700 --> 00:33:24,370 THE RATS AND MICE ARE BEHIND YOU. AND NOW, 459 00:33:24,436 --> 00:33:27,106 ERIC VON ZIPPER IS HUNGRY. 460 00:33:27,173 --> 00:33:28,707 - WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE ? - I DON'T KNOW. 461 00:33:28,774 --> 00:33:33,345 LIKE, MAYBE A BIRD SANDWICH. 462 00:33:33,412 --> 00:33:37,449 NO ! I'LL GET YOU SALAMI. IT'LL BE 70 CENTS. 463 00:33:37,516 --> 00:33:40,252 HEY, I DON'T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND ME. 464 00:33:40,319 --> 00:33:43,222 ERIC VON ZIPPER DON'T BUY. HE TAKES. 465 00:33:43,289 --> 00:33:45,624 THAT'S NOT NICE. I THINK I'M CLOSED. 466 00:33:45,691 --> 00:33:48,460 YOU ARE PUSH ME TOO FAR. 467 00:33:48,527 --> 00:33:51,363 NOW YOU GET THE RATS' REVENGE. 468 00:33:53,832 --> 00:33:56,568 B-B-BUT WAIT ! BUT-- BUT-- 469 00:33:56,635 --> 00:33:58,570 NO BUTS ! YOU GONNA HIT HIM, BOSS ? 470 00:33:58,637 --> 00:34:00,372 YEAH, I'M GONNA HIT HIM. BUT-- BUT-- BUT-- 471 00:34:02,574 --> 00:34:06,312 NO, NO ! HELP. ARE YOU-- HOLD HIS MOUTH TOO. 472 00:34:06,378 --> 00:34:10,082 [ Muffled Protests ] NOW, YOU HOLD HIS BIRD. 473 00:34:11,783 --> 00:34:14,586 WELL ? HE'S GOT A VERY NASTY BIRD, BOSS. 474 00:34:14,653 --> 00:34:18,657 - WELL, THEN, JUST FORGET IT. - THAT'S SOME PAL YOU HAVE. 475 00:34:18,724 --> 00:34:20,459 JUST HOLD HIM NOW. JUST HOLD HIM. 476 00:34:21,860 --> 00:34:23,662 WHAT, WHAT ? UNHAND THIS MAN, SIR ! 477 00:34:23,729 --> 00:34:27,333 TELL YOUR RATS I DON'T WANT THIS GENTLEMAN MOLESTED. RELEASE HIM THIS INSTANT. 478 00:34:27,399 --> 00:34:29,901 YOU-- YOU MAY BE MY IDOL, BUT NOBODY-- 479 00:34:29,968 --> 00:34:33,539 NOBODY TELLS ERIC VON ZIPPER NOTHIN'. 480 00:34:33,605 --> 00:34:39,245 YOU SEE, AS LONG AS THE FINGER AIN'T HERE, ERIC VON ZIPPER IS THE KING.RIC VON ZIPPER 481 00:34:39,311 --> 00:34:41,913 WHO IS THE FINGER ? THERE WAS A FELLOW HERE LAST YEAR. 482 00:34:41,980 --> 00:34:44,583 PROFESSOR TYPE FELLOW. AND HE MADE WITH THE FINGER. 483 00:34:44,650 --> 00:34:47,619 CALLED IT A TECHNIQUE. YEAH. SOMETHING LIKE THE HIMMA-- HIMMA-- 484 00:34:47,686 --> 00:34:50,856 LAYIN'. LAYIN'. HIMALAYAN SUSPENDERS TECHNIQUE. 485 00:34:50,922 --> 00:34:54,160 VERY POTENT TYPE OF ZEN KARATE THING. 486 00:34:54,226 --> 00:34:56,395 WHAT HE USED TO DO, HE USED TO TAKE HIS FINGER, SEE ? 487 00:34:56,462 --> 00:34:58,297 AND HE WOULD PUT IT BY MY HEAD-- WATCH IT, BOSS. 488 00:34:58,364 --> 00:35:00,132 DON'T WORRY. I AIN'T GONNA DO IT. 489 00:35:00,199 --> 00:35:03,635 HE WOULD TAKE HIS FINGER-- BUT YOU HAD TO HAVE A SPECIAL KIND OF BRAIN FOR THIS. 490 00:35:03,702 --> 00:35:06,605 AND I HAVE ONE. HE WOULD TAKE HIS FINGER AND PUT IT ALONGSIDE MY BRAIN, 491 00:35:06,672 --> 00:35:08,740 AND THEN HE WOULD PUSH IT, AND-- [ Moans ] 492 00:35:08,807 --> 00:35:10,642 [ J.D. ] THE BOSS DID IT AGAIN. HE GAVE HIMSELF THE FINGER. 493 00:35:12,678 --> 00:35:15,481 - [ Snapping ] - [ Biker ] I THINK HE STRIPPED HIS CLUTCH AGAIN ! 494 00:35:15,547 --> 00:35:17,316 HEY, BOSS. 495 00:35:19,351 --> 00:35:22,454 GET THIS STIFF OUTTA HERE. 496 00:35:22,521 --> 00:35:26,392 WHEN BIG DRAG SPEAKS, HE COMMANDS ! AWAY, AWAY ! 497 00:35:26,458 --> 00:35:28,827 FRIEDA, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT ? 498 00:35:28,894 --> 00:35:31,497 GENTLY, GENTLY. DON'T BREAK HIM. 499 00:35:36,001 --> 00:35:39,738 AND STAY OUT ! [ J.D. ] VON ZIPPER WILL RETURN WITH AN ARMY ! 500 00:35:39,805 --> 00:35:42,641 I THINK I'M GONNA LIKE YOU, HARVEY. 501 00:35:42,708 --> 00:35:45,844 WHY ? WITH HIM FOR A FRIEND, YOU DON'T NEED ME FOR AN ENEMY. 502 00:36:03,495 --> 00:36:05,497 THEY CALL THAT DRAG RACING ? 503 00:36:05,564 --> 00:36:07,799 I DON'T SEE 'EM DRAGGIN' NOTHING. 504 00:36:07,866 --> 00:36:09,935 MAN, YOU SURE YOU WANNA GO FOR THIS BIT ? 505 00:36:10,001 --> 00:36:12,871 YEAH, JOHNNY. I'M GONNA GO FOR THIS BIT. I'M GONNA GO ALL THE WAY. 506 00:36:12,938 --> 00:36:15,874 THE WINNER: DAVE WILKINS IN HIS SCALLOPER. 507 00:36:15,941 --> 00:36:18,577 TIME: 8.10 SECONDS... 508 00:36:18,644 --> 00:36:21,713 AT 188.66 MILES PER HOUR. 509 00:36:21,780 --> 00:36:24,416 [ Cheering ] 510 00:36:42,934 --> 00:36:44,936 IT'S THE POTATO BUG ! HI ! 511 00:36:54,646 --> 00:36:56,582 [ Car Horn Honking ] 512 00:37:10,696 --> 00:37:12,631 HE ACTS LIKE HE OWNS THE WHOLE WORLD. 513 00:37:12,698 --> 00:37:14,500 [ Johnny ] HEY THERE ! 514 00:37:14,566 --> 00:37:16,067 WHAT TIME DO YOU LEAVE FOR THE MOON, BUG ? 515 00:37:16,134 --> 00:37:20,506 OH, JOLLY GOOD. YOUR FRANKFURTER HAS COME TO SEE ME PERFORM. 516 00:37:20,572 --> 00:37:24,976 HE'S A CHIPPER SPORT, HE IS. MUST BE A BIT OF ENGLISH BLOOD THERE, I SAY. 517 00:37:25,043 --> 00:37:28,480 I HAVE THE FEELING HE'S HERE TO CHECK ON MY PERFORMANCE. 518 00:37:28,547 --> 00:37:31,317 I WONDER WHAT SHE SEES IN THAT FUGITIVE FROM A BARBER SHOP. 519 00:37:31,383 --> 00:37:33,452 THOSE RAILS ARE ALL SMOKE AND NOISE, MAN. 520 00:37:33,519 --> 00:37:37,923 HI THERE. IT'S A GREAT HONOR TO HAVE YOU HERE, MR. BUG. 521 00:37:37,989 --> 00:37:41,560 SORRY I COULDN'T MEET YOU, BUT I THOUGHT I'D CLEAN UP A BIT. 522 00:37:41,627 --> 00:37:43,929 I OWN THIS PLACE. I'M BIG DRAG. 523 00:37:43,995 --> 00:37:47,866 WELL, IT'S A PLEASURE TO KNOW YOU, MR. DRAG. ABSOLUTELY TOP HOLE. 524 00:37:47,933 --> 00:37:51,437 YEAH. WELL, YOU CAN CALL ME BIG, POTATO. 525 00:37:51,503 --> 00:37:54,773 - AND YOU CAN CALL HIM MR. BUG. - OH. 526 00:37:54,840 --> 00:37:58,577 THE REASON I'M HERE, OLD CHAP, IS THAT I WANT TO TRY OUT MY NEW RAIL... 527 00:37:58,644 --> 00:38:00,479 AND HAVE A SHOT AT YOUR WORLD RECORD. 528 00:38:00,546 --> 00:38:03,014 WHAT IS THAT ? 529 00:38:03,081 --> 00:38:05,384 IT'S ENGLAND'S REVENGE FOR THE BOSTON TEA PARTY. 530 00:38:05,451 --> 00:38:08,954 WELL, ARE YOU ABOUT SET, POTATO ? I MEAN, MR. BUG. 531 00:38:09,020 --> 00:38:12,624 I'D BE CRACKERS IF I WEREN'T, OLD BOY. BE AT THE READY AT ALL TIMES. 532 00:38:12,691 --> 00:38:16,094 CARRY ON REGARDLESS, AND ALL THAT SORT OF ROT. 533 00:38:16,161 --> 00:38:19,431 HE SURE LOOKS GOOD IN THAT SILVER SUIT, THOUGH. 534 00:38:19,498 --> 00:38:22,968 YEAH. WONDER HOW HE'D LOOK IN THAT AMBULANCE ? [ Laughing ] 535 00:38:23,034 --> 00:38:25,303 THEN WE'RE OFF AND SAILING, EH ? 536 00:38:33,044 --> 00:38:36,582 - YEAH. - I'LL GO SHINE UP A TROPHY. 537 00:38:40,786 --> 00:38:43,822 [ On P.A. ] LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, YOUR ATTENTION, PLEASE. 538 00:38:43,889 --> 00:38:48,927 AS A SURPRISE ATTRACTION, PETER ROYCE BENTLEY, BETTER KNOWN AS THE POTATO BUG, 539 00:38:48,994 --> 00:38:52,664 WILL ATTEMPT TO BREAK HIS WORLD RECORD FOR THE QUARTER-MILE DRAG. 540 00:39:12,984 --> 00:39:16,822 IT'S A BIRD. IT'S A HUNK OF IRON. ANYBODY COULD HANDLE THAT. 541 00:39:21,993 --> 00:39:26,632 FRIENDS, GANG ! LISTEN TO THIS ! THE TIME: 7.9 SECONDS. 542 00:39:26,698 --> 00:39:30,569 TWO HUNDRED AND TWO POINT THREE MILES PER HOUR ! A NEW WORLD RECORD ! 543 00:39:30,636 --> 00:39:32,971 [ Crowd Cheering ] 544 00:39:45,551 --> 00:39:47,786 HERE'S YOUR TROPHY, MR. BUG. 545 00:39:47,853 --> 00:39:51,189 OH. SEE WHERE I SIGNED IT ? 546 00:39:51,256 --> 00:39:54,593 BIG DRAG. OH, JOLLY DECENT OF YOU, BIG. 547 00:39:54,660 --> 00:39:57,729 HERE, DUCKS. IT'S ALL FOR YOU, LOVE. BUT I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING. 548 00:39:57,796 --> 00:40:01,667 YOU MIGHT HAVE TO. THAT'S A, UH, LOVING CUP, YOU KNOW. 549 00:40:01,733 --> 00:40:05,571 THAT SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD IDEA. ONLY IT SHOULD COME FROM HIM. 550 00:40:05,637 --> 00:40:09,641 GOOD, OH. CONGRATULATIONS, AND I'D LIKE TO CHALLENGE YOU. 551 00:40:09,708 --> 00:40:12,678 YOU JOSH. I WOULDN'T, IF I WERE YOU. 552 00:40:12,744 --> 00:40:16,081 I'D SIMPLY CARRY ON WITH THOSE SURFING STICKS YOU FRANKFURTERS ARE SO FOND OF. 553 00:40:16,147 --> 00:40:19,551 I MEAN IT. WHEN I'M READY, I WANT TO RACE YOU. 554 00:40:19,618 --> 00:40:22,488 GOOD SHOW. I LIKE THAT SORT OF SPIRIT. 555 00:40:22,554 --> 00:40:25,557 SIMPLY TOSS ME THE GAUNTLET WHEN YOU'RE READY, AND WE'LL HAVE A GO AT IT. YOU SEE ? 556 00:40:29,227 --> 00:40:32,030 WILL EVERYONE PLEASE CLEAR THE TRACK ? 557 00:40:32,097 --> 00:40:35,567 WE HAVE A NEW CONTESTANT. A MYSTERY DRIVER. 558 00:40:35,634 --> 00:40:39,571 OH, WELL, IT'S OFF TO TIDY UP A BIT. LATER, DUCKS, EH ? 559 00:41:11,002 --> 00:41:14,205 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN ! THE POTATO BUG'S RECORD HAS JUST BEEN BROKEN ! 560 00:41:14,272 --> 00:41:17,609 THE MYSTERY DRIVER SET A NEW RECORD ! 561 00:41:17,676 --> 00:41:20,178 TIME: 7.4 SECONDS... 562 00:41:20,245 --> 00:41:22,681 AT 203 MILES PER HOUR ! 563 00:41:22,748 --> 00:41:25,216 [ Cheering ] 564 00:41:25,283 --> 00:41:28,053 MISS CLEMENTS, ONE MOMENT PLEASE. 565 00:41:44,302 --> 00:41:46,638 EXCUSE ME. 566 00:41:46,705 --> 00:41:49,307 I HAVE SOMETHING I WISH TO SHOW YOU. 567 00:41:49,374 --> 00:41:51,309 I'M NOT SO SURE I WANT TO SEE IT. 568 00:41:51,376 --> 00:41:54,946 YOU ARE THE NEW CHAMP, SIR. 569 00:41:57,749 --> 00:41:59,951 I GOT THAT FEELING AGAIN. 570 00:42:03,421 --> 00:42:05,657 [ Guy ] THAT'S A MONKEY SUIT WITH A REAL MONKEY IN IT ! 571 00:42:05,724 --> 00:42:08,560 HOLD IT. HOLD IT. 572 00:42:10,361 --> 00:42:12,297 THERE YOU ARE. 573 00:42:12,363 --> 00:42:16,267 IT'S LIKE FRANKIE SAID, ANYBODY CAN LEARN TO DRIVE ONE. 574 00:42:38,389 --> 00:42:40,959 WHAT WERE YOU TRYING TO DO ? MAKE MONKEYS OUT OF US ? 575 00:42:41,026 --> 00:42:44,830 YOU THINK WE AIN'T GOT HONOR ? YOU THINK WE AIN'T GOT DIGNITY ? 576 00:42:44,896 --> 00:42:47,766 NO OFFENSE, SIR. I'M JUST TRYING TO PROVE A THEORY OF MINE. 577 00:42:47,833 --> 00:42:50,702 THIS IS AN INSULT. WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE YOUR PICTURE TAKEN, SIR ? 578 00:42:50,769 --> 00:42:52,971 FOR THE FRONT PAGE OF THE NEWSPAPER ? 579 00:42:53,038 --> 00:42:54,973 FOR THE PAPER ? YES. 580 00:42:55,040 --> 00:42:56,975 A PICTURE OF ME ? YES. 581 00:42:57,042 --> 00:42:58,810 WITH HIM ? YEAH. 582 00:42:58,877 --> 00:43:01,046 I'LL BUY THAT. THAT'S FINE. 583 00:43:04,249 --> 00:43:07,853 NOW, JUST PUT YOUR ARM AROUND HIM. VERY FRIENDLY. 584 00:43:07,919 --> 00:43:10,889 THAT'S RIGHT. OH, THAT'S WONDERFUL. 585 00:43:10,956 --> 00:43:13,825 [ Laughs ] THERE WE ARE. 586 00:43:13,892 --> 00:43:15,827 [ Chattering ] 587 00:43:17,095 --> 00:43:20,431 WELL, MY DEAR. WHAT DO YOU THINK NOW ? 588 00:43:20,498 --> 00:43:22,433 SO YOU TAUGHT A MONKEY TO DRIVE. 589 00:43:22,500 --> 00:43:25,871 BUT HE DIDN'T BUILD THE MACHINE. HE DIDN'T CREATE ANYTHING. 590 00:43:25,937 --> 00:43:30,441 BUT I DID. I CREATED THE IMPRESSION THAT TEENAGERS LIVE IN A SIMIAN WORLD. 591 00:43:30,508 --> 00:43:33,945 AND I BELIEVE I CREATED SOME DOUBT IN YOUR MIND. ISN'T THAT RIGHT ? 592 00:43:34,012 --> 00:43:36,848 ONLY OF YOUR SANITY. 593 00:43:40,218 --> 00:43:44,222 EXCUSE ME, BUT I'D LIKE TO TALK TO SOMEONE ABOUT GETTING MYSELF A RAIL.F GETTING MYSELF 594 00:43:44,289 --> 00:43:48,026 THAT'S ME. BIG DRAG. YOU BETTER ASK HIM ABOUT LEARNING TO DRIVE ONE TOO. 595 00:43:48,093 --> 00:43:50,061 YEAH. HE WANTS TO BE A DRAG, LIKE YOU. 596 00:43:50,128 --> 00:43:52,764 YOU'VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE. HOW MUCH MONEY DO YOU HAVE ? 597 00:43:52,831 --> 00:43:56,234 A HUNDRED BUCKS. A HUNDRED BUCKS ? 598 00:43:56,301 --> 00:43:58,904 I CAN LET YOU HAVE THIS FOR A HUNDRED BUCKS. 599 00:44:00,405 --> 00:44:03,241 WELL, MAYBE WE COULD FIX IT UP. OH, I DON'T KNOW. 600 00:44:03,308 --> 00:44:05,343 WELL, I GOTTA BE FAIR ABOUT THIS. 601 00:44:05,410 --> 00:44:07,846 SOMETHING I SHOULD TELL YOU BEFORE YOU BUY IT. 602 00:44:07,913 --> 00:44:11,917 THE BRAKES PULL BAD TO THE LEFT. THE STEERING WHEEL'S LOOSE, AND THE CLUTCH SLIPS. 603 00:44:11,983 --> 00:44:14,986 AND YOU NEED TWO NEW REAR TIRES. AND YOU SHOULDN'T PULL OUT THE CHOKE. 604 00:44:15,053 --> 00:44:18,289 - WHY NOT ? - BECAUSE IT RELEASES THE PARACHUTE. 605 00:44:18,356 --> 00:44:22,427 - DOESN'T ANYTHING WORK ON THIS CAR ? - THE RADIO'S KIND OF NICE. 606 00:44:22,493 --> 00:44:25,296 MAYBE SOMEBODY COULD LOAN ME A RAIL, OR I COULD RENT ONE. 607 00:44:25,363 --> 00:44:29,367 HEY, YOU LOOK LIKE A FELLOW I USED TO KNOW. HIS NAME WAS JACK SOMETHING. 608 00:44:29,434 --> 00:44:31,937 YEAH. I USED TO BE JACK FANNY. 609 00:44:32,003 --> 00:44:34,806 I HAD A STRING OF MUSCLE MEN WHOSE MUSCLE WAS MAINLY IN THEIR HEADS. 610 00:44:34,873 --> 00:44:37,776 BUT I GOT OUT OF THE FANNY BUSINESS. THAT'S ALL BEHIND ME NOW. 611 00:44:37,843 --> 00:44:41,179 I CAN SHOW YOU A MODEL OVER HERE YOU MIGHT LIKE. 612 00:44:41,246 --> 00:44:44,182 THIS IS A RAIL. IT'S NOT A RAIL LIKE YOU THINK A RAIL SHOULD BE. 613 00:44:44,249 --> 00:44:47,518 IT'S A RAIL BECAUSE IT'S THE PRINCIPLE OF "MOTOROCITY." 614 00:44:47,585 --> 00:44:51,022 NOW, LET ME GIVE YOU A FEW OF THE BASIC PRINCIPLES OF MOTOROCITY, 615 00:44:51,089 --> 00:44:53,024 WHICH IS THE WHEEL. 616 00:44:53,091 --> 00:44:56,494 THE WHEEL IS ROUND, AS YOU SEE. 617 00:44:56,561 --> 00:45:00,331 THE REASON THE WHEEL IS ROUND, IS THAT ROUND WHEELS ARE ROUNDER, 618 00:45:00,398 --> 00:45:02,300 AND THE ROUNDER THE WHEEL, THE BETTER. 619 00:45:02,367 --> 00:45:04,502 THEY'RE THE BEST KIND, YOU KNOW. 620 00:45:04,569 --> 00:45:09,374 SINCE A LONG TIME AGO, WE DISCOVERED THAT SQUARE WHEELS... 621 00:45:09,440 --> 00:45:11,309 DIDN'T WORK WELL. 622 00:45:11,376 --> 00:45:16,281 SO YOU SEE, SQUARES ARE SQUARES, AND WHEELS ARE WHEELERS. 623 00:45:16,347 --> 00:45:19,851 NOW, WHEN WE THINK WHEEL, WE THINK ROUND. 624 00:45:19,918 --> 00:45:22,153 HAVE I MADE MYSELF CLEAR ? 625 00:45:22,220 --> 00:45:25,723 YEAH. WELL, HOW COME THEY CALL THAT THING A RAIL ? 626 00:45:27,025 --> 00:45:29,260 YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND ENGLISH, DO YOU ? 627 00:45:29,327 --> 00:45:32,097 ALL THE GREASY KID'S STUFF HAS SOFTENED HIS BRAIN. 628 00:45:32,163 --> 00:45:35,000 HMM. WOULD YOU LIKE A DEMONSTRATION ? 629 00:45:35,066 --> 00:45:37,002 YEAH. 630 00:45:38,103 --> 00:45:40,038 ROLL IT OUT. ROLL IT OUT. 631 00:45:43,241 --> 00:45:45,143 [ Foot Crunching ] AAAH ! AAAH ! 632 00:45:45,210 --> 00:45:46,945 [ Yelping ] 633 00:45:50,481 --> 00:45:53,484 * [ Rock 'N' Roll ] 634 00:45:55,253 --> 00:45:57,422 [ Girl ] IT'S THE WRANGLER STRETCH ! 635 00:45:57,488 --> 00:46:07,765 * 636 00:46:07,765 --> 00:46:12,838 * 637 00:46:12,904 --> 00:46:16,141 I SAY, THIS IS A JOLLY GOOD SHOW. 638 00:46:16,207 --> 00:46:20,345 THE ENTIRE ESTABLISHMENT IS LEAPING ! 639 00:46:20,411 --> 00:46:22,480 IS THAT HOW ONE PUTS IT, MY DEAR ? 640 00:46:22,547 --> 00:46:26,217 YOU'RE CLOSE. THE TRANSLATION IS, "THE JOINT IS JUMPING." 641 00:46:26,284 --> 00:46:28,186 [ Laughs ] OH, YES. 642 00:46:28,253 --> 00:46:30,021 GOOD SHOW. GOOD SHOW. 643 00:46:37,428 --> 00:46:39,865 - CLYDE LIKES IT. - I'M HAPPY FOR HIM. 644 00:46:46,972 --> 00:46:51,609 [ Frieda Squawking ] AND NOW I TAKE GREAT PRIDE IN PROUDLY PRESENTING... 645 00:46:51,676 --> 00:46:54,345 THE PYRAMIDS ! [ Cheering ] 646 00:47:02,687 --> 00:47:04,822 [ Audience Laughing ] 647 00:47:06,391 --> 00:47:09,227 [ Giggling Loudly ] 648 00:47:11,096 --> 00:47:12,964 LOOKS LIKE A BUG. LAUGHS LIKE A HYENA. 649 00:47:13,031 --> 00:47:16,067 * 650 00:47:16,134 --> 00:47:18,636 * WELL, THEY ALL STAND UP AS HE IDLES BY * 651 00:47:18,703 --> 00:47:21,439 * GONNA CHEER HIM ON FOR THE RECORD TRY * 652 00:47:21,506 --> 00:47:24,242 * BEST RAILS HERE FROM EVERY STATE NOW * 653 00:47:24,309 --> 00:47:27,112 * EVERYONE KNOWS THE COMPETITION'S GREAT NOW * 654 00:47:27,178 --> 00:47:31,182 * RECORD RUN RECORD RUN * 655 00:47:31,249 --> 00:47:34,552 * [ Continues ] PARDON ME, LADY. MISS BUG ? 656 00:47:34,619 --> 00:47:37,588 WOULD YOU CARE TO HIT THE BOARDS WITH LITTLE OLD DEADHEAD ? 657 00:47:37,655 --> 00:47:39,991 MERCI, MONSIEUR HEAD. 658 00:47:40,058 --> 00:47:43,028 IT SEEMS TO BE ONE OF YOUR NATIVE DANCES. 659 00:47:43,094 --> 00:47:47,032 YOU WILL HAVE TO TEACH ME. YEAH. I'D JUST LOVE TO GO NATIVE WITH YOU. 660 00:47:48,766 --> 00:47:53,338 * RECORD RUN RECORD RUN * 661 00:47:53,404 --> 00:47:57,242 * RECORD RUN * ENJOY. ENJOY, LOVE. HURRY BACK. 662 00:47:59,344 --> 00:48:07,485 * 663 00:48:07,552 --> 00:48:10,221 THE MUSIC OF THE YOUTH OF TODAY IS STRAIGHT OUT OF THE JUNGLE. 664 00:48:10,288 --> 00:48:12,590 * THE TREE IS GREEN THERE ISN'T ANY DOUBT * 665 00:48:12,657 --> 00:48:15,293 - * WE'RE GONNA SEE * - THE SAVAGE MUSIC STIMULATES... 666 00:48:15,360 --> 00:48:18,663 THEIR POST-ADOLESCENT PREOCCUPATION WITH SEX. 667 00:48:18,729 --> 00:48:21,032 * [ Continues ] YOU SURE LOVE THAT THREE-LETTER WORD. 668 00:48:21,099 --> 00:48:25,203 * RECORD RUN RECORD RUN * 669 00:48:25,270 --> 00:48:27,305 THESE CHILDREN ARE NOTHING MORE THAN ANIMALS ! 670 00:48:27,372 --> 00:48:30,041 COME OFF IT, HARVEY. THEY'RE HAVING FUN. 671 00:48:30,108 --> 00:48:33,511 FUN. NOW, THAT'S A THREE-LETTER WORD I BET YOU NEVER HEARD OF. LET'S JOIN THEM. 672 00:48:33,578 --> 00:48:36,147 I'M HERE STRICTLY AS AN OBSERVER. 673 00:48:36,214 --> 00:48:39,417 I HAVE A FEELING YOU'VE ALWAYS BEEN AN OBSERVER. 674 00:48:39,484 --> 00:48:42,988 LET'S NOT BE VULGAR. 675 00:48:43,054 --> 00:48:45,423 I THINK I'M GONNA ASK CLYDE TO DANCE. AT LEAST HE'S ENJOYING HIMSELF. 676 00:48:45,490 --> 00:48:48,693 OF COURSE HE IS. EVERYTHING HERE IS DOWN TO HIS LEVEL. 677 00:48:48,759 --> 00:48:51,596 IF HE'S HAVING SUCH A GOOD TIME, MAYBE WE SHOULD GIVE HIM A REAL TREAT. 678 00:48:51,662 --> 00:48:54,932 I BET HE'D GO APE AT THE COCOANUT GROVE. 679 00:49:09,414 --> 00:49:11,349 HEY ! 680 00:49:15,720 --> 00:49:18,223 WELL, YOU GOT NO WORRIES NOW. 681 00:49:18,289 --> 00:49:20,658 ERIC VON ZIPPER IS RIGHT WITH YOU TO PROTECT YOU... 682 00:49:20,725 --> 00:49:23,628 IN CASE THEM BEACH BUMS GIVE YOU ANY TROUBLE. 683 00:49:23,694 --> 00:49:26,164 I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU GOT SO LUCKY, HARVEY. 684 00:49:26,231 --> 00:49:28,633 OH, BY THE WAY, I WANT TO APOLOGIZE. 685 00:49:28,699 --> 00:49:31,736 I'M SORRY I WAS NOT OUT AT THE DRAG STRIP TO PROTECT YOU TODAY, 686 00:49:31,802 --> 00:49:35,640 BUT I JUST WOKE UP FROM THAT HIMALAYAN SUSPENDERS TRANCE. 687 00:49:35,706 --> 00:49:38,376 REALLY ? HOW CAN YOU TELL ? 688 00:49:38,443 --> 00:49:41,612 OH, IT'S EASY. SEE, EVERY TIME I GIVE MYSELF THE FINGER-- 689 00:49:41,679 --> 00:49:46,251 OH ! I BETTER NOT, 'CAUSE I GOTTA KEEP MY MENTALITY ON THE ALERT TO PROTECT YOU, 690 00:49:46,317 --> 00:49:48,053 'CAUSE YOU ARE MY IDOL. 691 00:49:50,521 --> 00:49:53,724 WHAT ? OH ! HELLO, CLYDE. 692 00:49:53,791 --> 00:49:57,462 NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN. YOU KNOW SOMETHING, CLYDE ? I COULD GET TO LIKE YOU, 693 00:49:57,528 --> 00:50:02,100 'CAUSE YOU'RE MY KIND OF PEOPLE. [ Screeching ] 694 00:50:02,167 --> 00:50:05,736 YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE SAID THAT. HE'S VERY SENSITIVE. 695 00:50:05,803 --> 00:50:09,607 OH. OH, I'M SORRY, CLYDE. 696 00:50:09,674 --> 00:50:12,577 WELL, NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT. I'LL BE RIGHT OVER THERE WITH MY RAT PACK... 697 00:50:12,643 --> 00:50:14,412 IN CASE YOU NEED ANY HELP. 698 00:50:14,479 --> 00:50:16,514 YOU ARE MY IDOL. 699 00:50:26,857 --> 00:50:29,427 BEACH BUNNIES, SURFERS AND DRAGSTERS, 700 00:50:29,494 --> 00:50:32,697 IT GIVES ME GREAT PLEASURE TO GIVE YOU GREAT PLEASURE. 701 00:50:32,763 --> 00:50:36,534 BIG DRAG IS PROUD TO SAY, RIGHT HERE IN THE MIDDLE OF OUR MIDST... 702 00:50:36,601 --> 00:50:38,769 IS A FAMOUS, WELL-KNOWN CELEBRITY. 703 00:50:38,836 --> 00:50:41,272 I GUESS YOU ALL KNOW WHO I'M TALKING ABOUT. 704 00:50:41,339 --> 00:50:44,709 - WE WANT POTATO BUG ! - [ Girls Chanting ] WE WANT POTATO BUG ! 705 00:50:50,381 --> 00:50:52,483 BY GEORGE, THIS IS JOLLY GOOD OF YOU. 706 00:50:52,550 --> 00:50:55,386 MAKES ME FEEL SUPER, DON'T YOU KNOW ! 707 00:50:55,453 --> 00:50:59,190 [ Cheering ] 708 00:50:59,257 --> 00:51:01,892 THIS IS AN UNEXPECTED PLEASURE WE DIDN'T EXPECT, MR. BUG. 709 00:51:01,959 --> 00:51:06,397 I'LL PUT IT IN MY MEMORY BOOK IF I DON'T FORGET. THANK YOU, OLD SPORT ! 710 00:51:08,199 --> 00:51:10,568 * OOH * * HOW ABOUT THAT * 711 00:51:10,635 --> 00:51:12,870 * OOH * * HOW ABOUT THAT * 712 00:51:12,937 --> 00:51:15,606 * OOH * * HOW ABOUT THAT * 713 00:51:15,673 --> 00:51:17,608 * OOH * * HOW ABOUT THAT * 714 00:51:17,675 --> 00:51:20,245 * HEY, YOU'VE GOT LIPS * * HOW ABOUT THAT * 715 00:51:20,311 --> 00:51:23,214 * AND THOSE LIPS THEY NEED KISSIN' * 716 00:51:23,281 --> 00:51:27,252 * HEY, LITTLE GIRL HOW ABOUT KISSIN' ME * 717 00:51:27,318 --> 00:51:30,421 * OOH YOU GOT LOVE * * HOW ABOUT THAT * 718 00:51:30,488 --> 00:51:33,558 * AND YOUR LOVE I'VE BEEN MISSING * 719 00:51:33,624 --> 00:51:38,496 * HEY, LITTLE GIRL HOW ABOUT LOVIN' ME * * HOW ABOUT THAT * 720 00:51:38,563 --> 00:51:40,898 * I'VE BEEN WAITIN' A LONG, LONG TIME * 721 00:51:40,965 --> 00:51:43,801 * FOR A LITTLE GIRL LIKE YOU * 722 00:51:43,868 --> 00:51:46,471 * NOW AT LAST YOU'RE GONNA BE MINE * 723 00:51:46,537 --> 00:51:49,374 * TELL YOU WHAT I'M GONNA DO * 724 00:51:49,440 --> 00:51:51,176 * OOH I LOVE YOU * * HOW ABOUT THAT * 725 00:51:52,777 --> 00:51:56,247 * ALL MY LOVE I'LL BE GIVIN' * 726 00:51:56,314 --> 00:51:59,750 * HEY, LITTLE GIRL HOW ABOUT LOVIN' ME TOO * * HOW ABOUT THAT * 727 00:51:59,817 --> 00:52:02,320 * OOH * 728 00:52:02,387 --> 00:52:05,156 [ Crowd Whooping ] 729 00:52:10,027 --> 00:52:13,498 * OOH * * HOW ABOUT THAT * 730 00:52:14,565 --> 00:52:16,334 * HOW ABOUT THAT * 731 00:52:19,837 --> 00:52:23,841 * HOW ABOUT THAT * * I'VE BEEN WAITIN' A LONG, LONG TIME * 732 00:52:23,908 --> 00:52:26,944 * FOR A LITTLE GIRL LIKE YOU * 733 00:52:27,011 --> 00:52:29,514 * NOW AT LAST YOU'RE GONNA BE MINE * 734 00:52:29,580 --> 00:52:32,483 * TELL YOU WHAT I'M GONNA DO * 735 00:52:32,550 --> 00:52:35,720 * OOH I LOVE YOU * * HOW ABOUT THAT * 736 00:52:35,786 --> 00:52:38,789 * ALL MY LOVE I'LL BE GIVIN' * 737 00:52:38,856 --> 00:52:42,227 * HEY, LITTLE GIRL YOU'RE THE GIRL FOR ME * 738 00:52:42,293 --> 00:52:45,330 * HOW ABOUT THAT * * HEY, LITTLE GIRL * 739 00:52:45,396 --> 00:52:47,798 * YOU'RE THE GIRL FOR ME * * HOW ABOUT THAT * 740 00:52:47,865 --> 00:52:50,235 * OOH HEY, LITTLE GIRL * 741 00:52:50,301 --> 00:52:52,237 * YOU'RE THE GIRL FOR ME * 742 00:52:52,303 --> 00:52:54,572 * HOW ABOUT THAT * 743 00:52:54,639 --> 00:52:57,174 HOW ABOUT THAT ? [ Crowd Cheering ] 744 00:53:04,815 --> 00:53:06,984 GOOD GIRL. GOOD GIRL. YES. QUITE SPUNKY. 745 00:53:07,051 --> 00:53:10,020 HE'S GOT A HEAD LIKE GIBRALTAR. 746 00:53:10,087 --> 00:53:11,689 YES, QUITE STYLISH TOO. 747 00:53:11,756 --> 00:53:15,960 SO DON'T WORRY, FRANKIE. A GUY LIKE YOU, YOU GET ANOTHER CHICK LIKE THAT. 748 00:53:16,026 --> 00:53:18,696 YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT. NOT AT THIS TABLE. 749 00:53:18,763 --> 00:53:21,299 I DON'T WANT ANOTHER CHICK. I DON'T WANT ANYTHING. 750 00:53:21,366 --> 00:53:23,934 HEY, I'M WITH YOU. THAT WAY YOU DON'T HAVE TO TAKE A CHICK TO DANCES. 751 00:53:24,001 --> 00:53:25,570 YOU DON'T HAVE TO FIND A PLACE TO SMOOCH. 752 00:53:25,636 --> 00:53:29,440 AND YOU DON'T HAVE TO THINK ABOUT WHAT WE'RE ALWAYS THINKIN' ABOUT. 753 00:53:29,507 --> 00:53:31,742 HEY. WHAT AM I SAYING ? 754 00:53:32,810 --> 00:53:42,887 * 755 00:53:42,887 --> 00:53:50,928 * 756 00:53:50,995 --> 00:53:52,897 WOULD YOU TWO LIKE TO BE ALONE ? 757 00:53:52,963 --> 00:54:03,240 * 758 00:54:03,240 --> 00:54:13,250 * 759 00:54:25,129 --> 00:54:27,332 [ Frieda ] LOOK, HERE COMES CREEP. 760 00:54:27,398 --> 00:54:30,000 FRIEDA, KEEP A CIVIL TONGUE IN YOUR BEAK. 761 00:54:39,910 --> 00:54:42,046 HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU, SIR ? 762 00:54:42,112 --> 00:54:44,549 MY ART HAS NO PRICE ON IT. 763 00:54:44,615 --> 00:54:47,618 I MEAN, IT'S PRICELESS. 764 00:54:50,721 --> 00:55:00,598 * 765 00:55:00,665 --> 00:55:03,734 HOW DO YOU LIKE THIS, SPIFFY ? YEAH. 766 00:55:09,907 --> 00:55:14,078 [ Laughing ] 767 00:55:14,144 --> 00:55:19,049 * 768 00:55:30,528 --> 00:55:32,463 I THINK I'LL LOWER THE BRIDGE ON LONDON TOWN. HOLD IT ! 769 00:55:32,530 --> 00:55:34,499 WHAT HE'S DOING, YOU CAN DO BETTER. 770 00:55:35,733 --> 00:55:37,702 YEAH ! BUT IF I'M WRONG, DON'T BLAME ME. 771 00:55:37,768 --> 00:55:39,504 THANKS A LOT. 772 00:55:40,838 --> 00:55:42,773 DEE DEE, I WANT TO TALK TO YOU. 773 00:55:42,840 --> 00:55:45,676 GO AHEAD AND TALK. I MEAN ALONE ! 774 00:55:45,743 --> 00:55:48,112 SORRY, OLD CHAP. BUT I'D LIKE TO TAKE DEE DEE HOME. 775 00:55:48,178 --> 00:55:50,848 OH, I THINK IT WOULD BE A SPIFFING IDEA IF YOU TWO WERE TO RECONCILE. 776 00:55:50,915 --> 00:55:53,451 THOUGH I MUST ADMIT I'VE BECOME QUITE ATTACHED TO YOUR YOUNG LADY. 777 00:55:53,518 --> 00:55:56,186 DOUBLE DRAT, I BELIEVE THE WORD IS "POULTRY." 778 00:55:56,253 --> 00:55:59,424 YOU MEAN, "CHICK." ARE YOU SURE IT'S ALL RIGHT, POTATO ? 779 00:55:59,490 --> 00:56:03,561 OH, FIRST NAMES. OH, IT'S TOP-HOLE. ONLY SPORTING THING TO DO. 780 00:56:03,628 --> 00:56:05,229 GIVE THE YOUNG MAN A CHANCE TO DISPLAY HIS CHARMS. 781 00:56:05,295 --> 00:56:09,634 TEST THEM AGAINST MINE. YEAH, COME ON, DEE DEE. LET'S GET OUT OF HERE. 782 00:56:09,700 --> 00:56:11,636 HE'S A RUDE BUGGER, HE IS. 783 00:56:11,702 --> 00:56:14,104 [ Applause ] 784 00:56:14,171 --> 00:56:16,707 IT'S WATUSI TIME ! 785 00:56:16,774 --> 00:56:22,780 * 786 00:56:22,847 --> 00:56:25,616 NOW, CLYDE ! [ Chittering ] 787 00:56:29,954 --> 00:56:32,857 * I GOT YOU WHERE I WANT YOU I WANT YOU WHERE I GOT YOU * 788 00:56:32,923 --> 00:56:35,860 * YOU'RE NEVER GONNA GET AWAY FROM ME * 789 00:56:35,926 --> 00:56:39,096 * I WANT YOU WHERE I GOT YOU I GOT YOU WHERE I WANT YOU * 790 00:56:39,163 --> 00:56:41,699 * THERE'S NO ONE ELSE AROUND BUT YOU AND ME * 791 00:56:41,766 --> 00:56:45,069 * WE GOT PLENTY OF TIME THEY WON'T BE HOME UNTIL 9:00 * 792 00:56:45,135 --> 00:56:47,838 * I GOT YOU ALL TO MYSELF UNTIL THEN * 793 00:56:47,905 --> 00:56:51,241 [ Candy Shrieks ] CLYDE'S PEOPLE INVENTED THE WATUSI. 794 00:56:51,308 --> 00:56:53,478 SURE, THEY WERE THE ORIGINAL SWINGERS. 795 00:56:56,080 --> 00:56:57,482 * I GOT YOU WHERE I WANT YOU * 796 00:56:57,548 --> 00:56:59,116 * I WANT YOU WHERE I GOT YOU * 797 00:56:59,183 --> 00:57:02,252 * YOU'RE NEVER GONNA GET AWAY FROM ME * 798 00:57:02,319 --> 00:57:03,721 * I WANT YOU WHERE I GOT YOU * 799 00:57:03,788 --> 00:57:05,456 * I GOT YOU WHERE I WANT YOU * 800 00:57:05,523 --> 00:57:07,858 * THERE'S NO ONE ELSE AROUND BUT YOU AND ME * 801 00:57:07,925 --> 00:57:10,628 * [ Continues ] 802 00:57:17,768 --> 00:57:21,739 NOW, WAIT. HOLD IT. STOP THE MUSIC ! STOP EVERYTHING ! 803 00:57:21,806 --> 00:57:25,275 NOW, WAIT A SECOND. WAIT A SECOND. THIS HAS GOT TO STOP. 804 00:57:25,342 --> 00:57:29,013 WHAT KIND OF A PLACE DO YOU THINK I'M RUNNING ? I'D RATHER NOT ANSWER THAT. 805 00:57:29,079 --> 00:57:32,717 WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE YOUR PICTURE TAKEN FOR THE NEWSPAPER ? 806 00:57:32,783 --> 00:57:35,019 AGAIN ? YES. 807 00:57:35,085 --> 00:57:39,123 OH, I SUPPOSE YOU NEED THE CIRCULATION. YES. 808 00:57:39,189 --> 00:57:42,459 WOULD YOU LIKE TO-- NO,NO. WE WON'T NEED YOU. 809 00:57:44,361 --> 00:57:47,632 THERE WE ARE. HERE YOU ARE, CLYDE. THAT'S RIGHT. THANK YOU, SIR. 810 00:57:47,698 --> 00:57:49,233 COME ALONG, CLYDE. 811 00:57:51,636 --> 00:57:55,239 OH, EXCELLENT, CLYDE ! EXCELLENT. 812 00:57:55,305 --> 00:57:58,008 TIME WE WENT ALONG, MY DEAR. TOMORROW MORNING'S EDITORIAL... 813 00:57:58,075 --> 00:58:00,044 IS GOING TO BE AN EYE-OPENER FOR THE ENTIRE COMMUNITY. 814 00:58:00,110 --> 00:58:03,548 - I'M WAITING FOR YOUR EYES TO OPEN. - HE'S A SWEETHEART OF A GUY. 815 00:58:09,987 --> 00:58:13,257 [ Inhales, Exhales Deeply ] 816 00:58:13,323 --> 00:58:17,161 IT'S BEAUTIFUL, ISN'T IT ? UH-HUH. 817 00:58:17,227 --> 00:58:20,598 THIS IS THE FIRST TIME THE DAY'S BEEN QUIET ENOUGH TO HEAR THE WAVES. 818 00:58:22,633 --> 00:58:26,003 I'M SORRY I TOOK YOU AWAY FROM YOUR DATE. 819 00:58:26,070 --> 00:58:29,840 I DIDN'T MEAN TO. YOU DIDN'T ? 820 00:58:29,907 --> 00:58:33,243 ALL RIGHT, I DID. BUT I DON'T BLAME YOU FOR LIKING THE BUG. 821 00:58:33,310 --> 00:58:36,614 FOR ONE THING, HE'S FAMOUS. YES. 822 00:58:36,681 --> 00:58:38,983 AND HE'S RICH. YES. 823 00:58:39,049 --> 00:58:41,586 AND ALL THE GIRLS GO APE WHEN THEY SEE HIM. MM-HMM. 824 00:58:43,320 --> 00:58:45,656 THEN WHY ARE YOU WALKING HERE WITH ME ? 825 00:58:45,723 --> 00:58:47,257 BECAUSE YOU'RE YOU. 826 00:58:52,863 --> 00:58:57,802 * EVERY TIME YOU HOLD ME * 827 00:58:57,868 --> 00:59:01,972 * I KNOW IT'S REAL * 828 00:59:02,039 --> 00:59:06,877 * MY HEART ONCE TOLD ME * 829 00:59:06,944 --> 00:59:10,948 * HOW IT WOULD FEEL * 830 00:59:11,015 --> 00:59:15,820 * WHY * * JUST LIKE YOU TOLD ME * 831 00:59:15,886 --> 00:59:20,791 * WHY * * EACH TIME YOU HOLD ME * 832 00:59:20,858 --> 00:59:24,128 * WHY * 833 00:59:24,194 --> 00:59:28,565 * BECAUSE YOU'RE YOU * 834 00:59:31,035 --> 00:59:35,940 * EVERY TIME I'M NEAR YOU * 835 00:59:36,006 --> 00:59:40,878 * STARS FROM THE SKIES * 836 00:59:40,945 --> 00:59:45,683 * SOMEHOW APPEAR TO * 837 00:59:45,750 --> 00:59:49,687 * SHINE IN YOUR EYES * 838 00:59:49,754 --> 00:59:54,759 * WHY * * THEY JUST APPEAR TO * 839 00:59:54,825 --> 00:59:59,797 * WHY * * EACH TIME I'M NEAR YOU * 840 00:59:59,864 --> 01:00:03,000 * WHY * 841 01:00:03,067 --> 01:00:06,871 * BECAUSE YOU'RE YOU * 842 01:00:09,206 --> 01:00:14,411 [ Together ] * EVERY TIME WE KISS NOW * 843 01:00:14,478 --> 01:00:19,016 * IT'S PLAIN TO SEE * 844 01:00:19,083 --> 01:00:24,021 * I'M SURE OF THIS NOW * 845 01:00:24,088 --> 01:00:28,025 * YOU WERE MEANT FOR ME * 846 01:00:28,092 --> 01:00:30,260 * WHY * 847 01:00:30,327 --> 01:00:33,330 * SO SURE OF THIS NOW * 848 01:00:33,397 --> 01:00:35,365 * WHY * 849 01:00:35,432 --> 01:00:38,202 * EACH TIME WE KISS NOW * 850 01:00:38,268 --> 01:00:41,271 * WHY * 851 01:00:41,338 --> 01:00:45,976 * BECAUSE YOU'RE YOU * 852 01:00:46,043 --> 01:00:51,248 * BECAUSE YOU'RE YOU * 853 01:00:51,315 --> 01:00:55,753 [ Together ] * BECAUSE YOU'RE * 854 01:00:55,820 --> 01:00:59,323 * YOU * 855 01:01:05,930 --> 01:01:08,733 WELL, I'M GLAD EVERYTHING'S SETTLED. THINGS ARE BACK TO NORMAL, 856 01:01:08,799 --> 01:01:11,135 AND WE CAN JUST FORGET ABOUT DRAG RACING. 857 01:01:11,201 --> 01:01:13,303 HOLD IT. WHO SAID ANYTHING ABOUT FORGETTING IT ? 858 01:01:13,370 --> 01:01:15,773 I CAN'T BACK OUT OF THAT RACE ! 859 01:01:15,840 --> 01:01:18,075 A MAN'S GOT TO STAND BY HIS WORD. I TOLD HIM I'D RACE HIM, 860 01:01:18,142 --> 01:01:20,477 AND THAT'S THE WAY IT'S GOTTA BE. THEN HE'LL BACK OUT, 861 01:01:20,544 --> 01:01:23,280 BECAUSE I'LL TELL HIM TO. YOU STAY OUT OF THIS ! 862 01:01:24,348 --> 01:01:27,251 ANYTHING YOU SAY, FRANKIE. 863 01:01:37,594 --> 01:01:42,399 AND SO I SAY, THE BEST WAY TO GO FORWARD... 864 01:01:42,466 --> 01:01:45,369 IS TO BORROW FROM THE PAST. 865 01:01:45,435 --> 01:01:48,138 RETURN TO THAT STEADY, RELIABLE COURSE... 866 01:01:48,205 --> 01:01:50,407 CHARTED FOR US BY OUR FOREBEARS. 867 01:01:50,474 --> 01:01:54,278 IF IT WAS GOOD ENOUGH FOR OUR FATHERS... 868 01:01:54,344 --> 01:01:57,181 AND GOOD ENOUGH FOR OUR GRANDFATHERS, 869 01:01:57,247 --> 01:01:59,616 THEN IT FOLLOWS, THAT IT MUST BE GOOD ENOUGH-- 870 01:01:59,683 --> 01:02:02,452 [ Door Lock Rattling ] I'M SORRY, MR. HONEYWAGON. I TOLD HER YOU WERE TIED UP. 871 01:02:02,519 --> 01:02:04,989 TIED UP IS TOO GOOD FOR HIM. HE SHOULD BE LOCKED UP ! 872 01:02:05,055 --> 01:02:08,158 UH, SHE NEVER LISTENS, MISS SIMMS, BUT THANKS FOR TRYING. 873 01:02:08,225 --> 01:02:09,927 I JUST FINISHED TODAY'SARTICLE. WOULD YOU LIKE TO READ IT ? 874 01:02:09,994 --> 01:02:13,798 I DIDN'T EVEN READ YESTERDAY'S. I PUT IT ON THE BOTTOM OF MY CANARY'S CAGE. 875 01:02:13,864 --> 01:02:16,133 I RESENT THAT. HE HATED IT. 876 01:02:16,200 --> 01:02:18,335 HARVEY HONEYWAGON, I'VE BEEN DOING SOME DIGGING. 877 01:02:18,402 --> 01:02:20,237 AND I FOUND OUT WHY YOU'RE PUTTING THE KNOCK ON THESE KIDS. 878 01:02:20,304 --> 01:02:23,107 FOR PURELY MORAL REASONS IS WHY ! 879 01:02:23,173 --> 01:02:25,943 FOR PURELY COMMERCIAL REASONS IS WHY ! 880 01:02:26,010 --> 01:02:29,479 YOU'RE TRYING TO BUY UP THAT BEACH PROPERTY SO YOU CAN EXPAND YOUR O.F.H. 881 01:02:29,546 --> 01:02:33,183 AND WHAT IS "O.F.H." ? OLD FOLKS' HOME. 882 01:02:33,250 --> 01:02:36,320 IT IS NOT AN OLD FOLKS' HOME ! IT IS SEA-ESTA BY THE SEA ! 883 01:02:36,386 --> 01:02:39,957 YOU MEAN, "FEE-ESTA." THE FEE IS THE ONLY THING YOU'RE INTERESTED IN ! 884 01:02:40,024 --> 01:02:43,293 I AM INTERESTED IN PROTECTING MY RESIDENTS FROM AN EVIL ENVIRONMENT. 885 01:02:43,360 --> 01:02:45,830 SEA-ESTA BY THE SEA IS A RESORT FOR SENIOR CITIZENS, 886 01:02:45,896 --> 01:02:49,399 AND I'M GOING TO SEE TO IT THAT THEY GET THE PEACE AND QUIET THEY SO RICHLY DESERVE. 887 01:02:49,466 --> 01:02:52,970 WELL, THEY'RE GETTING IT, ALL RIGHT. IT'S MORE OF A LAST RESORT FOR THEM. 888 01:02:53,037 --> 01:02:55,039 ALL THEY DO IS SIT AND VEGETATE. 889 01:02:55,105 --> 01:02:57,107 HONEYWAGON'S VEGETABLE FARM, THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE RUNNING. 890 01:02:59,576 --> 01:03:02,512 NOW, THAT'S REALLY AN INSULT. ALL I'M TRYING TO DO... 891 01:03:02,579 --> 01:03:05,115 IS HELP THESE POOR PEOPLE WHO HAVE BEEN FORCED INTO RETIREMENT. 892 01:03:05,182 --> 01:03:08,418 YOU'RE HELPING THEM INTO THEIR GRAVES. WHY DON'T YOU FURNISH SHOVELS ? 893 01:03:08,485 --> 01:03:10,420 I'M DOING WHAT I THINK IS PROPER AND RIGHT. 894 01:03:10,487 --> 01:03:12,923 HARVEY HONEYWAGON, YOU LISTEN TO ME ! 895 01:03:12,990 --> 01:03:15,159 YOU'RE HOLDING A DOUBLE-BARREL SHOTGUN. 896 01:03:15,225 --> 01:03:18,362 KILLING OFF THE OLD FOLKS, WHILE YOU KILL OFF THE FUN FOR THE YOUNGSTERS. 897 01:03:18,428 --> 01:03:21,565 I GUESS IT NEVER OCCURRED TO YOU THAT THE BEACH IS A PLACE TO LIVE, NOT TO DIE. 898 01:03:21,631 --> 01:03:23,567 HAVE YOU QUITE FINISHED BE-- I'VE FINISHED ! 899 01:03:23,633 --> 01:03:27,204 DON'T ASK ME TO LEAVE. I'D RATHER THAT IT WAS MY IDEA. 900 01:03:31,641 --> 01:03:35,145 YOU KNOW, FOR A WHILE THERE, I WAS BEGINNING TO LIKE YOU. 901 01:03:35,212 --> 01:03:38,415 NOW I WISH YOU'D TAKE A ROOM AT THE VEGETABLE FARM AND RETIRE. 902 01:03:38,482 --> 01:03:42,352 I'LL GET THE KIDS TO TAKE UP A COLLECTION. WE'LL SEND YOU A SHOVEL. 903 01:03:44,354 --> 01:03:46,556 [ Door Slams ] 904 01:03:57,334 --> 01:04:01,138 WELL, I'M JUST GOING TO HAVE TO APPEAL TO THE POTATO BUG'S SPORTSMANSHIP. 905 01:04:01,205 --> 01:04:03,240 I BET HE WON'T BE AS STUBBORN AS FRANKIE. [ Scoffs ].RN AS FRANKIE. 906 01:04:03,307 --> 01:04:06,410 WHAT'S WRONG WITH DRAG RACING ? I THINK IT'S KIND OF GROOVY. 907 01:04:06,476 --> 01:04:08,946 AREN'T SURFBOARDS FAST ENOUGH FOR YOU, ANIMAL ? 908 01:04:09,013 --> 01:04:11,515 NO. AND NEITHER ARE THE SURFERS. 909 01:04:11,581 --> 01:04:15,185 WOULD YOU TRADE THAT BEAUTIFUL OCEAN FOR A DIRTY OLD RAIL ? 910 01:04:15,252 --> 01:04:17,387 THERE'S ROOM FOR BOTH. NOT IN MY LIFE. 911 01:04:17,454 --> 01:04:20,090 WISH ME LUCK. OKAY. OKAY, BYE. 912 01:04:20,157 --> 01:04:24,128 A LITTLE SHORT IN THE BACK. HOW DO I LOOK FROM THE FRONT ? 913 01:04:24,194 --> 01:04:27,331 * YEAH, YEAH, YEAH * YOU'RE THE BUGGIEST LITTLE BUG I EVER SAW. 914 01:04:27,397 --> 01:04:29,533 FROM THE FRONT ! DON'T LET HER GET BEHIND YOU. 915 01:04:29,599 --> 01:04:31,969 OKAY. 916 01:04:34,071 --> 01:04:37,441 THERE SHE IS. WELL, WISH ME LUCK. 917 01:04:37,507 --> 01:04:41,345 GOOD LUCK, POTATO. YEAH ! [ Imitates Potato Bug ] 918 01:04:43,680 --> 01:04:47,417 HI, POTATO ! OH, I SAY. 919 01:04:47,484 --> 01:04:49,686 THIS IS A SPOT OF LUCK, BY GEORGE, DON'T YOU KNOW. 920 01:04:49,753 --> 01:04:53,423 OUT FOR MY EVENING STROLL, THAT SORT OF THING. AND HERE YOU ARE ! 921 01:04:53,490 --> 01:04:56,493 A BIT OF LUCK, INDEED ! RIPPING, ACTUALLY. 922 01:04:56,560 --> 01:05:00,697 I WAS JUST ON MY WAY TO SEE YOU. OH, BY GEORGE AND RATHER ! 923 01:05:00,764 --> 01:05:03,733 A GIRL AND HER FRANKFURTER SOON PARTED, SO TO SPEAK. 924 01:05:03,800 --> 01:05:05,936 AND ONE IS QUITE FLATTERED, DON'T YA KNOW. 925 01:05:07,637 --> 01:05:11,508 POTATO, DO YOU FEEL ALL RIGHT ? OH-- OH, I-- OH, YES, YES. 926 01:05:11,575 --> 01:05:14,744 T-T-TO-- TOUCH OF SINUS, YOU KNOW. 927 01:05:14,811 --> 01:05:17,681 YOU KNOW, THE SEA. AND A STIFF NECK AS WELL, YEAH. 928 01:05:17,747 --> 01:05:20,450 WELL, I WAS REALLY COMING OVER TO ASK YOU A FAVOR. 929 01:05:20,517 --> 01:05:24,288 NOW, WHAT IS IT, LOVE ? POTATO, I WANT YOU TO CANCEL THE RACE WITH FRANKIE. 930 01:05:26,090 --> 01:05:29,626 GOOD HEAVENS, GIRL. YOU JOSH ! YOU CAN'T ASK THAT ! 931 01:05:29,693 --> 01:05:33,330 NO. NO. YOU CAN'T ASK AN ENGLISHMAN TO BEND HIS WORD. 932 01:05:33,397 --> 01:05:35,665 AND THERE'S A BIT MORE TO IT THAN THAT, YOU KNOW. 933 01:05:35,732 --> 01:05:38,435 I WOULDN'T MIND HAVING YOU FOR MY BIRD. 934 01:05:38,502 --> 01:05:41,405 WELL, YOU DON'T HAVE TO WIN THE RACE TO WIN EVERYTHING. 935 01:05:41,471 --> 01:05:45,109 OH, YES. OHH. UH, YES. 936 01:05:45,175 --> 01:05:48,278 THERE ARE OTHER THINGS. INDEED, THERE ARE. 937 01:05:48,345 --> 01:05:51,715 AND, DUCKS, YOU'RE MAKING ME FEEL, SHALL I SAY, FRIVOLOUS ? 938 01:05:51,781 --> 01:05:54,118 YOU KNOW, FOGGING UP THE OLD GLASSES. 939 01:05:54,184 --> 01:05:57,054 POTATO, THEN YOU WILL CANCEL THE RACE. DEFINITELY NOT ! 940 01:05:57,121 --> 01:05:59,189 A CHALLENGE IS A CHALLENGE ! 941 01:05:59,256 --> 01:06:03,227 BUT HERE WE ARE ALL ALONE, AND, UH... 942 01:06:03,293 --> 01:06:06,063 CAN'T YOU JUST FORGET ABOUT EVERYTHING ELSE ? [ Giggling ] 943 01:06:06,130 --> 01:06:08,632 WELL, ONE IS TEMPTED, MY DEAR. 944 01:06:08,698 --> 01:06:12,236 ESPECIALLY WHEN ONE IS AWARE OF OUR... PROXIMITY. 945 01:06:12,302 --> 01:06:15,339 IT'S YOU I LOVE. ARE YOU REALLY AWARE OF THAT ? 946 01:06:15,405 --> 01:06:19,043 [ Nervous Chuckle ] WELL, ENGLISHMEN ARE NOT MADE OF WOOD, MY DEAR. 947 01:06:19,109 --> 01:06:22,246 WE ARE WELL AWARE OF THE OPPOSITE SEX. 948 01:06:22,312 --> 01:06:26,483 HAVE BEEN FOR CENTURIES ! I'D JUST DIE IF ANYTHING HAPPENED TO YOU. 949 01:06:26,550 --> 01:06:31,255 UM,YES.WELL,UH-- YOU KNOW, YOU CAN ALWAYS GO BACK TO YOUR FRANKIE CHAP. 950 01:06:31,321 --> 01:06:34,524 IT CAN'T BE ALL THAT BAD. HE'S REALLY QUITE A GOOD CATCH. 951 01:06:34,591 --> 01:06:37,627 AND HE SINGS BETTER THAN I DO, ACTUALLY, DON'T YOU KNOW. [ Chuckling ]T YOU KNOW. 952 01:06:37,694 --> 01:06:40,697 YOU'RE JUST BEING GALLANT. THERE'S ONLY ONE POTATO BUG. 953 01:06:40,764 --> 01:06:43,733 OH, WELL, I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT. MY WORD, DUCKS ! 954 01:06:43,800 --> 01:06:47,471 YOU SEEM TO BE WRONG. THERE APPEARS TO BE TWO POTATO BUGS. 955 01:06:47,537 --> 01:06:49,473 [ Giggling ] 956 01:06:49,539 --> 01:06:51,775 [ Giggling Continues ] [ Whistles ] 957 01:06:51,841 --> 01:06:56,113 BY JOVE, I DON'T BELIEVE I'VE EVER KNOWN A WICKET THIS STICKY ! 958 01:06:56,180 --> 01:07:00,350 [ Laughs ] I THINK I KNOW WHICH WICKET IS THE STICKIEST AROUND HERE. 959 01:07:00,417 --> 01:07:02,686 NOW, LOVE. NOW, DUCKS. YOU SEE, 960 01:07:02,752 --> 01:07:05,822 ONLY OUR HAIRDRESSERS KNOW FOR SURE. [ Laughs ] [ Chuckles ] 961 01:07:05,889 --> 01:07:09,359 TO THINK THAT YOU COULD STOOP TO SUCH A LOW-DOWN TRICK ! OW.! LOW-DOWN TRICK ! 962 01:07:09,426 --> 01:07:11,027 I NEVER WANT TO SEE YOU AGAIN ! 963 01:07:11,095 --> 01:07:15,232 I SHOULD SAY NOT, AFTER THOSE THINGS YOU SAID TO ME. I MEAN, TO HIM ! 964 01:07:15,299 --> 01:07:17,467 - DID YOU MEAN ALL THAT LOVE JUNK ? - WOULDN'T YOU LIKE TO KNOW ! 965 01:07:17,534 --> 01:07:21,438 - YES ! - I SAY THERE, YOU TWO. 966 01:07:21,505 --> 01:07:25,875 STOW IT, WON'T YOU ? I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THIS IS ALL ABOUT. 967 01:07:25,942 --> 01:07:28,412 BUT ONE MUST COPE. BE CIVILIZED. 968 01:07:28,478 --> 01:07:30,714 STIFF UPPER LIP AND ALL OF THAT, YOU KNOW. [ Chuckles ] 969 01:07:30,780 --> 01:07:34,151 YOU KEEP OUT OF THIS, YOU BEETLE-EYED BUG ! 970 01:07:34,218 --> 01:07:36,386 YOU'RE JUST AS BAD AS HE IS. BOTH OF YOU ARE ALWAYS... 971 01:07:36,453 --> 01:07:38,488 TRYING TO FIND NEW WAYS TO KILL YOURSELVES ! 972 01:07:38,555 --> 01:07:40,657 WELL I HOPE YOU BOTH MAKE IT ! 973 01:07:47,264 --> 01:07:48,832 [ Both ] WHERE DID WE GO WRONG ? 974 01:08:13,523 --> 01:08:16,460 HEY, SO LET'S PLAY ALREADY, HUH, DADDY ? 975 01:08:16,526 --> 01:08:19,796 ERIC VON ZIPPER PLAYS WHEN ERIC VON ZIPPER IS READY. 976 01:08:19,863 --> 01:08:21,865 [ Groans ] 977 01:08:29,973 --> 01:08:32,176 YOU STUPID-- 978 01:08:33,377 --> 01:08:36,413 HMM, WOULD YOU MIND ? WOULD YOU MIND ? 979 01:08:40,250 --> 01:08:42,352 [ Pool Balls Clacking ] 980 01:08:43,753 --> 01:08:45,889 [ Groans ] 981 01:08:45,955 --> 01:08:47,924 MM-HMM. [ J.D. ] BOSS. 982 01:08:47,991 --> 01:08:50,494 HEY, BOSS, READ THIS. 983 01:08:50,560 --> 01:08:54,431 YOU STUPID-- OH, I'M SORRY, BOSS. I FORGOT. 984 01:08:54,498 --> 01:08:57,434 UH, I'LL READ IT TO YOU. IT'S BY THAT FELLA, HONEYCART. 985 01:08:57,501 --> 01:09:00,670 HONEYCART, HE IS MY IDOL. I ADORE HIM. 986 01:09:00,737 --> 01:09:02,339 YOU WAIT TILL YOU HEAR THIS. [ Clears Throat ] 987 01:09:02,406 --> 01:09:08,345 IT SAYS, UH, "THIS IS A RETRO-ACTION." WHAT DOES THAT MEAN, BOSS ? 988 01:09:08,412 --> 01:09:10,947 OH, THAT'S WHEN IT'S, UH, I-I-IT-- 989 01:09:11,014 --> 01:09:13,783 KEEP READING, STUPID ! OH, YEAH. OKAY. 990 01:09:13,850 --> 01:09:17,387 "THIS IS A RETRO-ACTION OF EVERYTHING I HAVE SAID... 991 01:09:17,454 --> 01:09:21,558 AND AN APE-OLOGY FROM THE FARTHER-EST REACHES OF MY HEART." 992 01:09:21,625 --> 01:09:24,894 TH-THAT'S MY FRIEND. HE SURE WRITES BEAUTIFUL. 993 01:09:24,961 --> 01:09:29,399 "I CONSIDER MY ACTIONS ALMOST MANI-ACLE... [ Growls ] 994 01:09:29,466 --> 01:09:32,869 "AND WANT TO TELL THE PUBLIC THAT ALL THE YOUNG SURFERS... 995 01:09:32,936 --> 01:09:37,941 MAKE OUR BEACHES RING WITH JOY AND LAUGHTER." [ Furious Grunt ] 996 01:09:38,007 --> 01:09:40,877 THAT'S THE WORST STUFF THAT WAS EVER READ TO ME ! 997 01:09:40,944 --> 01:09:44,481 WHAT A FINK ! AND I THOUGHT HE WAS A GOOD GUY ! 998 01:09:44,548 --> 01:09:48,318 HEY, DADDY, YOU GONNA PLAY THIS POOL GAME OR AIN'T YA ? 999 01:09:48,385 --> 01:09:52,789 YEAH, I'M GONNA PLAY POOL-- DIRTY POOL.-A PLAY POOL-- 1000 01:09:52,856 --> 01:09:57,461 OUT ! OUT ! NOW MY FRIEND GETS THE RATS' REVENGE ! 1001 01:09:57,527 --> 01:09:59,629 [ Groans ] OH, I'M SORRY. BOSS. 1002 01:09:59,696 --> 01:10:02,399 YOU STUPID-- 1003 01:10:10,674 --> 01:10:13,943 HOW ARE YA FIXED FOR BLOOD ? 1004 01:10:14,010 --> 01:10:16,880 WANT TO PLAY A GAME BEFORE THE MOON COMES OUT ? [ Snarls ] 1005 01:10:16,946 --> 01:10:19,416 ALL RIGHT ! JUST TAKE IT EASY. COOL IT, DADDY ! 1006 01:10:19,483 --> 01:10:21,285 I'LL PLAY BY MYSELF. 1007 01:10:21,351 --> 01:10:26,423 "THE PRESENCE OF THESE YOUNG PEOPLE IS A FOND REMINDER TO THE OLDER GENERATION... 1008 01:10:26,490 --> 01:10:29,493 THAT THEY WERE YOUNG ONCE AND PERHAPS STILL ARE." 1009 01:10:31,060 --> 01:10:33,530 ERIC VON ZIPPER HAS BEEN BETRAYED ! 1010 01:10:33,597 --> 01:10:35,632 THE GOOD GUYS OF THIS WORLD HAS BEEN BETRAYED ! 1011 01:10:35,699 --> 01:10:38,535 AND ALL BECAUSE OF ONE FINK ! YOU ! 1012 01:10:38,602 --> 01:10:41,771 I MUST ASK YOU AND YOUR CURIOUS CONGLOMERATION TO LEAVE MY OFFICE. 1013 01:10:41,838 --> 01:10:44,508 WHAT'S HE TRYING TO SAY, BOSS ? IT DON'T MAKE NO DIFFERENCE. 1014 01:10:44,574 --> 01:10:47,511 WE LEAVE WHEN ERIC VON ZIPPER SAYS WE LEAVE. 1015 01:10:47,577 --> 01:10:52,015 YOU USED TO BE MY IDOL, BUT YOU TURNED INTO A REGULAR ARNOLD BENEDICT. 1016 01:10:52,081 --> 01:10:56,920 AND ALL BECAUSE OF A WOMAN. A WOMAN'S WORK IS NEVER DONE, BUT THIS ONE DONE IT ! 1017 01:10:56,986 --> 01:10:58,955 THEM TEACHERS IS THE WORST KIND. 1018 01:10:59,022 --> 01:11:02,626 YOU KNOW WHAT THIS IS ? THIS IS A REGULAR DELILAH AND SIMPSON BIT ! 1019 01:11:02,692 --> 01:11:05,962 I MUST ASK YOU TO LEAVE THESE PREMISES BEFORE YOU AROUSE MY IRE. 1020 01:11:06,029 --> 01:11:09,399 - WHAT'S THAT MEAN, BOSS ? - IT MEANS KEEP OUT OF MY OFFICE ! 1021 01:11:09,466 --> 01:11:11,968 [ Furious Grunt ] THAT DOES IT ! 1022 01:11:12,035 --> 01:11:14,504 NOW YOU WILL GET THE RATS' REVENGE ! 1023 01:11:14,571 --> 01:11:16,973 THAT'LL BE A PLEASURE. 1024 01:11:19,543 --> 01:11:21,678 [ Clapping ] 1025 01:11:21,745 --> 01:11:24,414 Y-Y-Y-YOU CAN LET HIM GO NOW... 1026 01:11:24,481 --> 01:11:27,551 'CAUSE VON ZIPPER DOES NOT LIKE VIOLENCE IN FRONT OF BROADS. 1027 01:11:27,617 --> 01:11:30,086 BUT VON ZIPPER WILL GET HIS REVENGE, 1028 01:11:30,153 --> 01:11:32,322 'CAUSE VON ZIPPER ALWAYS USES HIS HEAD. 1029 01:11:33,990 --> 01:11:36,960 HE DONE IT AGAIN. HE GAVE HIMSELF THE FINGER. 1030 01:11:37,026 --> 01:11:38,928 COME ON, LET'S GET HIM OUT OF HERE. 1031 01:11:41,598 --> 01:11:44,634 ERIC VON ZIPPER WILL GET HIS RATS' REVENGE ! 1032 01:11:49,939 --> 01:11:52,942 HARVEY, I NEVER REALIZED. 1033 01:11:53,009 --> 01:11:56,580 WELL, DEEP DOWN INSIDE, ALL WE HONEYWAGONS ARE FULL OF-- 1034 01:11:56,646 --> 01:11:59,449 WELL, MUCH MORE THAN ONE WOULD SUSPECT. 1035 01:12:06,456 --> 01:12:08,458 WELL, FELLAS, WHAT DO YOU THINK ? ARE YOU KIDDING ? 1036 01:12:08,525 --> 01:12:10,860 IT'S THE GREATEST ! [ All Chattering ] 1037 01:12:10,927 --> 01:12:13,630 COME ON. LOOK, I KNOW IT'S NOT MUCH, BUT WE CAN MAKE IT SOMETHING ! 1038 01:12:13,697 --> 01:12:15,699 WELL, WHEN DO WE START ? YEAH ! WHEN ? 1039 01:12:15,765 --> 01:12:17,501 WELL, IT ISN'T GONNA BE EASY, BUT WE CAN DO IT. 1040 01:12:17,567 --> 01:12:19,436 WE CAN MAKE THIS RAIL FASTER THAN ANYTHING ON THE STRIP! 1041 01:12:19,503 --> 01:12:23,940 - BUT IT'S GONNA COST US EVERY DIME IN OUR POCKETS. - [ Johnny ] SO, WHAT'S MONEY? 1042 01:12:24,007 --> 01:12:26,410 WHAT WE CAN'T BUY, WE'LL SCROUNGE. 1043 01:12:26,476 --> 01:12:29,479 WE'LL TURN THIS INTO SOMETHING SO FAST YOU CAN'T EVEN SEE THE SMOKE ! 1044 01:12:29,546 --> 01:12:31,648 THE ONLY ONE WHO'LL SEE THE SMOKE IS THE POTATO BUG. 1045 01:12:31,715 --> 01:12:34,484 SMOKED POTATO BUG, YOU GET IT ? YEAH. WELL, LET'S START ! 1046 01:12:34,551 --> 01:12:37,987 - [ All Chattering ] -HOLDIT!HOLDIT! 1047 01:12:38,054 --> 01:12:40,557 HOLD IT. 1048 01:12:40,624 --> 01:12:43,560 I GUESS YOU GUYS DIDN'T GET THE MESSAGE... 1049 01:12:43,627 --> 01:12:45,829 WHEN I TOLD YOU ABOUT MOTOROCITY. 1050 01:12:45,895 --> 01:12:50,500 ONE OF THE MOST PRINCIPLED PRINCIPLES OF MOTOROCITY IS GENEROSITY. 1051 01:12:50,567 --> 01:12:55,439 THAT'S WHY I, BIG DRAG, AM GOING TO LOAN THIS RAIL... TO HIM. 1052 01:12:55,505 --> 01:12:57,273 HEY ! THANKS A LOT ! ME ? 1053 01:12:57,340 --> 01:13:00,009 [ Frankie ] THANKS, BIG ! [ Chattering ] 1054 01:13:00,076 --> 01:13:03,813 GEE, THAT'S BIG OF YA, BIG. ANOTHER PRINCIPLE OF MOTOROCITY IS... 1055 01:13:03,880 --> 01:13:06,816 THAT MORE PEOPLE WANT TO COME TO A GRUDGE RACE THAN ANY OTHER KIND. 1056 01:13:06,883 --> 01:13:09,453 BUT I WOULDN'T WANT TO MENTION THAT BECAUSE SOME PEOPLE MIGHT THINK... 1057 01:13:09,519 --> 01:13:13,122 WE'RE TRYING TO COMMERCIALIZE IN A SPORT THAT DEALS STRICTLY FOR FUNDS. 1058 01:13:13,189 --> 01:13:15,158 [ Chuckles ] I MEAN, FUN. 1059 01:13:15,224 --> 01:13:17,694 YOU'RE A GOOD GUY, BIG. LOOK AT IT, DEE DEE. 1060 01:13:17,761 --> 01:13:20,930 RIGHT NOW IT'S JUST WHEELS AND RAILS. 1061 01:13:20,997 --> 01:13:24,501 WHEN THAT FLAG DROPS, IT BECOMES A THOUSAND HORSES ! 1062 01:13:24,568 --> 01:13:28,772 - AND THAT A LOT OF POWER. - IT'S AN 80-FOOT WAVE, AND YOU RIDE CLOSE TO THE CREST. 1063 01:13:28,838 --> 01:13:31,240 NO. NO, THERE'S A DIFFERENCE. 1064 01:13:31,307 --> 01:13:34,143 THE OCEAN, IT'SWILDANDIT'SFREE. IT'S SOMETHING YOU CAN'T CHANGE. 1065 01:13:34,210 --> 01:13:37,714 BUT THIS-- THIS IS AN ENGINE, A MACHINE. 1066 01:13:37,781 --> 01:13:40,850 - IT CAN BE CONTROLLED. - IT SCARES ME WHEN I THINK ABOUT IT. 1067 01:13:40,917 --> 01:13:43,487 IT'S LIKE YOU WANT TO TAKE EVERY CHANCE THERE IS. 1068 01:13:43,553 --> 01:13:46,690 DEE DEE, THAT'S THE WAY WE'VE GOT TO LIVE. THAT'S WHAT IT'S ABOUT. 1069 01:13:46,756 --> 01:13:50,193 YOU RIDE YOUR THOUSAND HORSES, FRANKIE. 1070 01:13:50,259 --> 01:13:54,063 I'LL BE BETTING ON EVERY ONE OF THEM. 1071 01:13:54,130 --> 01:13:57,166 WOULD YOU LIKE TO GIVE IT A TRIAL RUN, FRANKIE ? YOU BET ! COME ON, FELLAS ! 1072 01:13:57,233 --> 01:13:59,102 COME ON, BOYS. MOVE IT OUT. [ Foot Crunching ] 1073 01:13:59,168 --> 01:14:01,971 [ Groaning ] 1074 01:14:02,038 --> 01:14:05,509 [ Whimpering, Sobbing ] 1075 01:14:12,782 --> 01:14:16,252 * THIS TIME IT'S LOVE * 1076 01:14:16,319 --> 01:14:19,222 * I CAN SEE IT IN HIS EYES * 1077 01:14:19,288 --> 01:14:22,826 * THIS TIME IT'S LOVE * 1078 01:14:22,892 --> 01:14:26,062 * THOUGH IT SHOULD BE NO SURPRISE * 1079 01:14:26,129 --> 01:14:29,032 * I'M LIKE A LITTLE CHILD * 1080 01:14:29,098 --> 01:14:31,835 * ALL STARRY-EYED AND WILD * 1081 01:14:31,901 --> 01:14:34,838 * THIS TIME * 1082 01:14:34,904 --> 01:14:38,074 * IT'S LOVE * 1083 01:14:38,141 --> 01:14:42,111 * THIS TIME IT'S REAL * 1084 01:14:42,178 --> 01:14:45,248 * I HAVE FOUND THE BOY FOR ME * 1085 01:14:45,314 --> 01:14:48,151 * THE WAY I FEEL * 1086 01:14:48,217 --> 01:14:51,688 * I KNOW IT WAS MEANT TO BE * 1087 01:14:51,755 --> 01:14:54,758 * I'VE ALWAYS KNOWN SOMEHOW * 1088 01:14:54,824 --> 01:14:57,594 * THE WAY IT WOULD BE NOW * 1089 01:14:57,661 --> 01:15:00,564 * THIS TIME * 1090 01:15:00,630 --> 01:15:03,900 * IT'S LOVE * 1091 01:15:03,967 --> 01:15:07,070 * HOW WONDERFUL TO KNOW * 1092 01:15:07,136 --> 01:15:10,940 * THAT YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE * 1093 01:15:11,007 --> 01:15:14,010 * HOW WONDERFUL TO KNOW * 1094 01:15:14,077 --> 01:15:16,279 * SOMEONE CARES FOR YOU * 1095 01:15:16,345 --> 01:15:20,684 * OH, THIS TIME IT'S LOVE * 1096 01:15:20,750 --> 01:15:23,887 * AND I KNOW EACH TIME WE KISS * 1097 01:15:23,953 --> 01:15:26,956 * THIS TIME IT'S LOVE * 1098 01:15:27,023 --> 01:15:30,193 * SUDDENLY I'M SURE OF THIS * 1099 01:15:30,259 --> 01:15:33,630 * I HAVE THAT CERTAIN GLOW * 1100 01:15:33,697 --> 01:15:36,600 * THAT ONLY LOVERS KNOW * 1101 01:15:36,666 --> 01:15:39,035 * THIS TIME * 1102 01:15:39,102 --> 01:15:42,038 * IT'S LOVE * 1103 01:15:42,105 --> 01:15:45,642 * [ Saxophone Solo ] 1104 01:15:45,709 --> 01:15:54,017 * 1105 01:15:54,083 --> 01:15:58,688 * I HAVE THAT CERTAIN GLOW * 1106 01:15:58,755 --> 01:16:01,925 * THAT ONLY LOVERS KNOW * 1107 01:16:01,991 --> 01:16:04,628 * THIS TIME * 1108 01:16:04,694 --> 01:16:07,063 * IT'S * 1109 01:16:07,130 --> 01:16:11,200 * LOVE * 1110 01:16:20,777 --> 01:16:23,046 SHH ! AGHHH ! 1111 01:16:24,948 --> 01:16:26,983 [ Furious Grunt ] YOU STUPIDS ! 1112 01:16:32,488 --> 01:16:34,958 [ Exclaims ] 1113 01:16:37,160 --> 01:16:41,064 NOW, HERE'S HOW WE GET THE RATS' REVENGE. 1114 01:16:41,130 --> 01:16:43,767 TOMORROW IS THE GRUDGE RACE, RIGHT ? 1115 01:16:43,833 --> 01:16:46,102 [ Rats Shouting ] RIGHT ! WH-WHISPER ! WHISPER ! YOU STUPIDS ! 1116 01:16:48,404 --> 01:16:52,408 [ Von Zipper ] NOW, WE PUT THE FIX ON THE POTATO BUG'S RAIL. 1117 01:16:52,475 --> 01:16:55,679 NOW COMES THE RACE. THE BUG'S RAIL GOES POWIE. 1118 01:16:55,745 --> 01:16:58,682 AND THE BUG, HE GETS HIT WITH THE FLIT. RIGHT ? 1119 01:16:58,748 --> 01:17:00,984 [ Rats Whispering ] RIGHT ! NOW, EVERYBODY THINKS THAT FRANKIE DONE IT... 1120 01:17:01,050 --> 01:17:03,552 ACCOUNT IT'S A GRUDGE RACE, SEE ? 1121 01:17:03,619 --> 01:17:07,023 SO EVERYBODY WILL SEE THAT THE VON ZIPPER IS RIGHT AND THAT THEM BEACH BUMS IS BUMS. 1122 01:17:07,090 --> 01:17:09,693 RIGHT ? [ Chuckling ] [ Rats ] RIGHT ! 1123 01:17:09,759 --> 01:17:12,128 ANY QUESTIONS ? WHAT ? WHAT ? UH, YEAH ! 1124 01:17:12,195 --> 01:17:15,298 HOW DO WE PUT THE FIX ON THE POTATO BUG'S RAIL ? [ Chuckles ] 1125 01:17:15,364 --> 01:17:18,334 LISTEN TO THE VON ZIPPER AND YOU WILL LEARN THINGS. 1126 01:17:18,401 --> 01:17:21,304 FIRST, WE AMPUTATE THE ELIMINATOR. 1127 01:17:21,370 --> 01:17:24,040 THEN, WE ELIMINATE THE AMPUTATOR. 1128 01:17:24,107 --> 01:17:26,475 AND FROM THEN ON, IT'S SIMPLE. 1129 01:17:26,542 --> 01:17:28,978 [ Grunting ] LET'S GO ! 1130 01:17:40,456 --> 01:17:42,491 SORRY, BOSS. 1131 01:17:42,558 --> 01:17:44,794 THANKS, BOSS. MMM. 1132 01:17:54,838 --> 01:17:56,773 [ Grunts ] 1133 01:18:03,379 --> 01:18:07,383 WHICH ONE IS IT, BOSS ? [ Chuckles ] 1134 01:18:07,450 --> 01:18:10,319 THAT ONE. HEY, IT'S KIND OF GROOVY, BOSS ! 1135 01:18:11,888 --> 01:18:14,758 CYCLES IS BETTER ! YEAH. YEAH, YEAH. 1136 01:18:14,824 --> 01:18:16,760 BY THE TIRE. BY THE TIRE ! 1137 01:18:16,826 --> 01:18:19,863 GET A SCREWDRIVER. I'LL LOOSEN THIS NUT. 1138 01:18:43,419 --> 01:18:47,223 BECCA, WHAT IN THE WORLD IS A DRAG STRIP ? 1139 01:18:47,290 --> 01:18:51,260 I HAVEN'T THE FAINTEST, BUT I'LL BET IT'LL BE MORE FUN THAN THE MAUSOLEUM ! 1140 01:18:51,327 --> 01:18:53,362 [ Laughing ] OH, I'LL BET ! 1141 01:19:12,916 --> 01:19:15,318 [ Cheering ] 1142 01:19:32,235 --> 01:19:36,239 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WE'RE ABOUT TO BLAST OFF WITH THE PRELIMINARY RACE. 1143 01:19:44,247 --> 01:19:49,318 [ Cheering ] YOU'RE RIGHT. THIS IS MORE FUN THAN THE MAUSOLEUM. 1144 01:19:49,385 --> 01:19:51,921 YOU JUST LISTEN TO ME, FLORABELLA ! 1145 01:19:51,988 --> 01:19:55,158 THE WINNER IS FORDNEY ALLEN IN HIS MIGHTY MALIBU ! 1146 01:19:55,224 --> 01:19:58,327 TIME: 8.2 SECONDS... 1147 01:19:58,394 --> 01:20:02,265 AT 198.3 MILES PER HOUR ! 1148 01:20:21,684 --> 01:20:25,454 CLYDE ! CLYDE ! 1149 01:20:25,521 --> 01:20:28,357 YOU'VE GOT THEM LIVING AGAIN AND LOVING IT. 1150 01:20:28,424 --> 01:20:30,927 OH, I'M QUITE BIG WITH THE OLDER TYPES. 1151 01:20:30,994 --> 01:20:33,062 YOU'RE QUITE BIG WITH ME TOO. 1152 01:20:33,129 --> 01:20:36,365 EVERYBODY GO OVER TO BIG DRAG'S PIT STOP AND WAIT FOR ME THERE... 1153 01:20:36,432 --> 01:20:38,634 WHERE WE WILL HAVE THE VICTORY CELEBRATION TO PROVE... 1154 01:20:38,701 --> 01:20:41,070 THAT ERIC VON ZIPPER DONE IT AGAIN. 1155 01:20:41,137 --> 01:20:44,140 AIN'T YA GONNA GO WITH US ? NO, I'M GONNA STAY HERE FOR THE KILL. 1156 01:20:44,207 --> 01:20:46,575 OUT ! OUT ! OUT ! 1157 01:20:46,642 --> 01:20:50,079 HEY, WAIT ! 1158 01:20:50,146 --> 01:20:55,251 YOUR ATTENTION, PLEASE. THE NEXT EVENT IS THE ONE WE'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR. 1159 01:20:55,318 --> 01:20:58,621 THE MATCH BETWEEN ENGLAND'S CHAMPION, THE FAMOUS POTATO BUG, 1160 01:20:58,687 --> 01:21:01,357 AND FRANKIE, OUR OWN LOCAL SURFER. 1161 01:21:03,559 --> 01:21:05,294 POTATO ! 1162 01:21:08,431 --> 01:21:10,599 GOOD LUCK, AND I MEAN IT. 1163 01:21:10,666 --> 01:21:14,370 OH, YES, AND MAY THE BETTER MAN EMERGE VICTORIOUS, OLD CHAP, DON'T YOU SEE. 1164 01:21:38,361 --> 01:21:41,998 DON'T WORRY, DEE DEE. IT WILL ALL BE OVER IN A FEW SECONDS. 1165 01:21:42,065 --> 01:21:44,133 I WISH YOU WOULDN'T PUT IT THAT WAY. 1166 01:22:02,285 --> 01:22:03,586 [ Crashing ] [ Screaming ] 1167 01:22:03,652 --> 01:22:06,155 [ Tires Screeching ] 1168 01:22:07,523 --> 01:22:10,526 [ Explosion ] 1169 01:22:13,362 --> 01:22:14,363 [ Chittering ] 1170 01:22:20,236 --> 01:22:23,072 [ Siren Sounding ] 1171 01:22:38,154 --> 01:22:41,224 [ Sirens Approaching ] 1172 01:22:48,097 --> 01:22:52,368 YOU TWO ALL RIGHT ? THAT WAS MY BEST RAIL. I'VE BEEN SABOTAGED. 1173 01:22:52,435 --> 01:22:55,504 [ Extinguishers Spraying ] 1174 01:22:55,571 --> 01:22:57,706 I-I TOLD THEM TO FIX THE POTATO BUG'S CAR. 1175 01:22:57,773 --> 01:23:00,376 THOSE STUPIDS ! [ Frankie ] VON ZIPPER. 1176 01:23:00,443 --> 01:23:03,112 IT WAS, LIKE, A MISTAKE. Y-YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN ? 1177 01:23:03,179 --> 01:23:05,348 VON ZIPPER DID IT. I-I DID ? IT WASN'T ME. 1178 01:23:05,414 --> 01:23:07,516 THERE WAS A-- THERE WAS A GROUP, SEE ? 1179 01:23:07,583 --> 01:23:10,653 I-I TOLD THEM TO FIX THE POTATO BUG'S CAR. THOSE STUPID--S CAR. 1180 01:23:10,719 --> 01:23:13,556 DON'T GO AWAY. I'LL BE RIGHT BACK BECAUSE I KNOW THE KIDS WHO DID IT. 1181 01:23:13,622 --> 01:23:16,059 SO, YOU STAY THERE, AND I'LL BE RIGHT BACK ! 1182 01:23:36,512 --> 01:23:39,382 HOW DO YOU START IT ? HOW DO YOU START IT ? 1183 01:23:39,448 --> 01:23:41,417 [ Engine Buzzing ] 1184 01:23:44,420 --> 01:23:48,157 [ Tires Screeching ] HOW DO YOU STOP IT ? 1185 01:23:48,224 --> 01:23:50,259 [ Von Zipper ] SOMEBODY, STOP IT ! 1186 01:24:13,416 --> 01:24:15,851 GET OUT OF THE WAY ! GET OUT OF THE WAY ! 1187 01:24:15,918 --> 01:24:18,187 YOU'RE IN THE WAY ! 1188 01:24:18,254 --> 01:24:20,356 GET OUT OF THE WAY ! 1189 01:24:24,560 --> 01:24:26,462 LOOK OUT ! LOOK OUT ! 1190 01:24:27,730 --> 01:24:30,599 [ Yelling ] 1191 01:24:30,666 --> 01:24:33,436 LOOK OUT ! YOU'RE IN THE WAY ! 1192 01:24:44,447 --> 01:24:46,749 EVERYBODY BACK IN THE BUS ! FOLLOW THOSE CARS ! 1193 01:24:57,460 --> 01:25:00,696 [ Distant Buzzing ] 1194 01:25:13,476 --> 01:25:15,378 [ Tires Screeching ] 1195 01:25:39,535 --> 01:25:41,504 HEY, LOOK OUT ! MOVE OVER ! 1196 01:25:41,570 --> 01:25:44,207 YOU'RE IN THE WAY ! 1197 01:25:47,310 --> 01:25:50,213 [ Horns Blaring ] [ Yelling ] 1198 01:25:50,279 --> 01:25:51,680 LOOK OUT ! 1199 01:25:51,747 --> 01:25:54,149 [ Gasps ] 1200 01:25:57,019 --> 01:25:59,522 [ Whimpering ] 1201 01:25:59,588 --> 01:26:01,457 [ Horn Blaring ] 1202 01:26:06,662 --> 01:26:09,398 LOOK OUT ! 1203 01:26:14,670 --> 01:26:17,540 HOWDY ! 1204 01:26:18,974 --> 01:26:22,945 WATCH OUT FOR WHAT ? DEADHEAD, WATCH OUT ! 1205 01:26:24,313 --> 01:26:26,749 [ Engine Revs, Tires Screech ] 1206 01:26:30,753 --> 01:26:32,955 [ Engine Backfires, Tires Screech ] 1207 01:26:43,332 --> 01:26:44,867 [ Frieda ] OH, CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS ? 1208 01:26:47,703 --> 01:26:49,638 SHALL WE GET SOME BLACK COFFEE ? 1209 01:26:49,705 --> 01:26:52,575 NO, I'M GOING BACK ON THE SAUCE. 1210 01:27:06,955 --> 01:27:08,891 [ Engine Stops ] [ Glass Shattering ] 1211 01:27:08,957 --> 01:27:11,727 [ Woman Shrieking ] 1212 01:27:11,794 --> 01:27:15,464 [ Crashing ] 1213 01:27:17,900 --> 01:27:20,469 [ Toilet Flushing ] 1214 01:27:23,439 --> 01:27:25,408 OH, THAT STUPID-- 1215 01:27:33,449 --> 01:27:36,752 WELL, Y-YOU MADE IT, BOSS. SORT OF. 1216 01:27:41,757 --> 01:27:43,959 WHOO ! 1217 01:27:46,762 --> 01:27:49,798 I-- I KNEW I SHOULDN'T HAVE HAD THAT DOOR FIXED ! 1218 01:27:49,865 --> 01:27:53,336 YOU ! YOU SABOTAGER, YOU ! YOU RAIL DERAILER ! 1219 01:27:55,438 --> 01:27:57,873 [ Yelling ] 1220 01:27:57,940 --> 01:28:01,009 THEY TOLD ME THERE'D BE DAYS LIKE THIS. [ Punch Landing ] 1221 01:28:11,520 --> 01:28:12,755 NOW, STOP THAT ! 1222 01:28:17,760 --> 01:28:20,629 - DON'T, HARVEY ! - THERE HE IS ! 1223 01:28:20,696 --> 01:28:22,831 THERE'S THE FINK THAT AIN'T OUR IDOL NO MORE ! 1224 01:28:22,898 --> 01:28:25,734 OUR SIDE NEEDS ALL THE HELP WE CAN GET, MY DEAR. [ Excited Chatter ] 1225 01:28:25,801 --> 01:28:27,703 CLYDE ! CLYDE ! 1226 01:28:33,576 --> 01:28:36,512 [ Big Drag ] PYRAMIDS, PLAY SOMETHING ! PLAY SOMETHING ! 1227 01:28:39,915 --> 01:28:41,750 UH, WHAT ? YOU'VE DONE IT AGAIN, BOSS ! 1228 01:28:49,057 --> 01:28:50,993 [ Screams ] 1229 01:28:53,095 --> 01:28:57,165 [ Screams, Groans ] 1230 01:28:57,232 --> 01:28:59,435 [ Screams ] [ Body Thuds ] 1231 01:29:00,669 --> 01:29:02,805 [ Chittering ] 1232 01:29:02,871 --> 01:29:07,075 CANDY ! COME ON. GIVE 'EM YOUR BIT. THERE ! 1233 01:29:13,549 --> 01:29:16,084 - MY PLACE, THEY'RE RUINING IT. - [ Chittering ] 1234 01:29:16,151 --> 01:29:20,489 [ Squirting ] OH, THEY REALLY ARE RUINING ME ! 1235 01:29:24,493 --> 01:29:27,930 OH, JOLLY GOOD. YES. [ Giggles ] 1236 01:29:27,996 --> 01:29:31,700 OH, HI THERE, DUCKS. SORRY I'M LATE, BUT I HAD TO STOP FOR SOME PETROL. 1237 01:29:34,870 --> 01:29:39,475 OH, MY WORD. BACK IN ENGLAND ONE WOULD CALL THIS A SPOT OF THE OLD NASTY. YES. 1238 01:29:39,542 --> 01:29:41,710 IN FRANCE WE WOULD CALL IT AN ELECTION. 1239 01:29:41,777 --> 01:29:43,579 [ Chittering ] 1240 01:29:49,084 --> 01:29:51,386 OH, BIT OF A NEAR THING, THAT. 1241 01:29:55,591 --> 01:29:57,926 OH, GOOD SHOW ! LIKED THAT ! 1242 01:30:05,601 --> 01:30:08,771 OH, I SAY, DUCKS. ISN'T HE ONE OF OURS ? OUI. 1243 01:30:08,837 --> 01:30:11,840 YES. [ Chuckles ] EXCUSE ME, OLD BOY. 1244 01:30:11,907 --> 01:30:14,477 NOT VERY SPORTING, LAD. [ Laughs ] 1245 01:30:14,543 --> 01:30:16,479 I DON'T WANT YOU TO SEE WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN TO YOU. 1246 01:30:17,880 --> 01:30:20,583 THANK YOU. IT'S CALLED KARATE, OLD BOY. 1247 01:30:20,649 --> 01:30:22,985 OH, HE'S ALL YOURS, DUCKS ! [ Giggling ]!OURS, DUCKS ! 1248 01:30:26,221 --> 01:30:28,591 HEY, YOUR SHOELACE IS UNTIED ! 1249 01:30:31,794 --> 01:30:34,029 [ Big Drag ] NOW, STOP IT ! 1250 01:30:46,008 --> 01:30:49,478 THANK YOU, MY DEAR. NOW, PLEASE REPAIR TO A SAFER PLACE. 1251 01:30:56,151 --> 01:31:00,489 ARE YOU ALL RIGHT ? [ Babbling ] 1252 01:31:03,091 --> 01:31:05,761 [ Babbling Continues ] 1253 01:31:08,764 --> 01:31:10,899 [ Chittering ] 1254 01:31:16,338 --> 01:31:18,273 WHICH DO YOU PREFER, LOVE ? 1255 01:31:18,340 --> 01:31:20,509 HIM. GOOD ! 1256 01:31:24,146 --> 01:31:27,783 GOOD SHOW ! GOOD SHOW ! ENJOY ! ENJOY ! 1257 01:31:27,850 --> 01:31:30,318 EXCUSE ME, OLD BOY ? WHAT ? WHAT ? WHAT ? 1258 01:31:30,385 --> 01:31:34,890 WHY YOU ROTTEN LITTLE BUG ! I'M GONNA SQUASH YOU ! 1259 01:31:34,957 --> 01:31:38,661 [ Coughs ] 1260 01:31:38,727 --> 01:31:41,196 [ Grunting ] 1261 01:31:42,364 --> 01:31:44,700 [ Giggling ] WH-WH-WHAT'S ALL THAT ? 1262 01:31:48,203 --> 01:31:50,238 MOST PECULIAR THAT ! YES. 1263 01:31:52,174 --> 01:31:54,509 HOLD HER STILL ! HOLD HER STILL ! 1264 01:31:57,012 --> 01:32:00,849 - [ Punch Smacks ] - YOU STUPID-- 1265 01:32:02,751 --> 01:32:06,622 - PARCHEEZ ! - WHAT IS THAT, "PARCHEEZ" ? 1266 01:32:06,689 --> 01:32:08,223 THAT'S WHAT IT IS, "PARCHEEZ" ! 1267 01:32:16,231 --> 01:32:19,702 WHAT I WANT TO SAY-- [ Clyde Chittering ] 1268 01:32:19,768 --> 01:32:22,671 NOW CUT THAT OUT, CLYDE, OR I'LL RENT YOU A ROOM AT THE ZOO. 1269 01:32:27,843 --> 01:32:30,178 IF I DIDN'T OWN THIS JOINT, I'D SUE ME. 1270 01:32:38,721 --> 01:32:40,856 YOU STUPID-- 1271 01:32:40,923 --> 01:32:44,827 [ Whimpering ] NO ! I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE ! 1272 01:32:46,695 --> 01:32:49,832 NOW, PUT THAT BACK ! THAT'S PART OF MY WALL ! 1273 01:32:49,898 --> 01:32:52,167 [ Both ] THAT'S PART OF HIS WALL ! 1274 01:32:54,803 --> 01:32:57,172 FIRST MY WALL, NOW MY ART. 1275 01:33:03,779 --> 01:33:07,315 HOW MANY TIMES DOIHAVETOTELLYOU. MY WORK IS NOT FOR SALE. 1276 01:33:07,382 --> 01:33:10,118 ONE OF THEM IS A MASTERPIECE. I'LL TAKE IT. 1277 01:33:10,185 --> 01:33:12,187 IT IS ? YOU WILL ? 1278 01:33:12,254 --> 01:33:15,223 THAT'S THE ONE ! [ Chittering ] 1279 01:33:17,359 --> 01:33:20,262 BUT, BUT, BUT, BUT-- HAVE IT SENT TO MY PLACE... 1280 01:33:20,328 --> 01:33:23,666 AND THERE'LL BE A CHECK FOR $1,000 WAITING. 1281 01:33:27,502 --> 01:33:30,272 I MUST TELL VINCENT PRICE ABOUT THIS PLACE. 1282 01:33:30,338 --> 01:33:32,274 [ Yelling ] 1283 01:33:33,441 --> 01:33:36,211 OH, WHAT MONSTERS. 1284 01:33:39,014 --> 01:33:41,316 COME ON, MISS FLORABELLA ! COME-- OH, COME ON ! ALL RIGHT. 1285 01:33:41,383 --> 01:33:43,686 WE'VE GOT TO GO. WELL, COME ON. ALL RIGHT. 1286 01:33:43,752 --> 01:33:46,321 [ Punch Landing ] [ Chittering ] 1287 01:33:48,056 --> 01:33:50,693 HI, CLYDE. [ Grunting ] 1288 01:34:00,235 --> 01:34:02,204 HEY, YOU GUYS ! THE BATTLE'S OVER ! 1289 01:34:02,270 --> 01:34:04,707 VON ZIPPER'S STONED AGAIN ! [ Cheering ] 1290 01:34:04,773 --> 01:34:07,109 ALL RIGHT, YOU RATS, GET HIM OUT OF HERE ! GET THAT CREEP OUT OF HERE ! 1291 01:34:07,175 --> 01:34:10,245 COME ON, BOSS. WAKE UP ! WAKE UP ! HE'S BACK IN THOSE HIMALAYAN SUSPENDERS. 1292 01:34:10,312 --> 01:34:12,347 YUP, HE'S DONE IT AGAIN. LET'S GET HIM OUT OF HERE. 1293 01:34:14,282 --> 01:34:19,722 THE GREAT VON ZIPPER WILL RETURN ! 1294 01:34:19,788 --> 01:34:22,124 WELL ! CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT ? 1295 01:34:22,190 --> 01:34:24,392 I TELL YA, BECCA, THIS IS THE MOST FUN I'VE HAD... 1296 01:34:24,459 --> 01:34:26,394 SINCE BERRY'S NUT FARM. 1297 01:34:26,461 --> 01:34:28,731 WELL, HOW'D YOU MAKE OUT, POTATO ? 1298 01:34:28,797 --> 01:34:31,133 OH, IT WAS A WONDERFUL SPORT ! SPLENDID REALLY. 1299 01:34:31,199 --> 01:34:33,435 I MUST TELL THEM ABOUT THIS UPON MY RETURN TO LONDON TOWN, EH, DUCKS ? 1300 01:34:33,501 --> 01:34:35,437 MM-HMM. WE'RE GONNA MISS YA, BUG. 1301 01:34:35,503 --> 01:34:37,339 WHAT ARE YOUR PLANS ? OH, JOLLY GOOD, I SHOULD SAY. 1302 01:34:37,405 --> 01:34:41,276 LADY BUG AND I HAVE COME TO AN AGREEMENT. WEDDING BELLS AND ALL THAT ROT, DON'T YA KNOW. 1303 01:34:41,343 --> 01:34:44,279 HEY, CONGRATULATIONS ! I HOPE YOU TWO DON'T FIGHT AS MUCH AS DEE DEE AND I. 1304 01:34:44,346 --> 01:34:46,514 OH, I SHOULD HOPE NOT. I ABHOR FISTICUFFS. 1305 01:34:46,581 --> 01:34:49,517 OR, IN YOUR CASE, MY DEAR, "FOOTSICUFFS." [ Chuckles ] 1306 01:34:49,584 --> 01:34:53,388 I MADE A DEAL WITH HIM. HE DOES NOT RAISE HIS VOICE TO ME, 1307 01:34:53,455 --> 01:34:55,724 I DO NOT RAISE MY FEET TO HIM. [ Chuckles ] 1308 01:35:03,165 --> 01:35:05,233 WELCOME TO BIG DRAG'S PIT STOP ! 1309 01:35:05,300 --> 01:35:08,203 COME ON IN, FOLKS. COME ON IN AND JOIN THE KIDS. 1310 01:35:08,270 --> 01:35:11,940 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, CLYDES AND BIRDS AND ALL YOU KIDS. 1311 01:35:12,007 --> 01:35:15,844 IT GIVES ME GREAT PLEASURE TO PRESENT TO YOU LITTLE STEVIE WONDER ! 1312 01:35:15,911 --> 01:35:19,014 [ Cheering, Whooping ] 1313 01:35:21,984 --> 01:35:25,353 * DANCE AND SHOUT WORK IT ON OUT * COME ON, EVERYBODY. 1314 01:35:25,420 --> 01:35:26,955 * DANCE AND SHOUT WORK IT ON OUT * UH-UH, YEAH. 1315 01:35:27,022 --> 01:35:32,560 * COME ON, EVERYBODY AND FOLLOW ME * THAT ISN'T THE BUNNY-HOP. 1316 01:35:32,627 --> 01:35:38,533 * COME ON, CLAP YOUR HANDS AND SHOUT WITH GLEE, YEAH * 1317 01:35:38,600 --> 01:35:42,137 * JUST TAKE OFF BOTH OF YOUR SHOES * 1318 01:35:42,204 --> 01:35:45,073 * NOW THAT'S THE WAY TO LOSE YOUR BLUES * 1319 01:35:45,140 --> 01:35:47,309 * YA GET A HAPPY FEELIN' * 1320 01:35:47,375 --> 01:35:51,113 * WHEN YA DANCE AND SHOUT OH, YEAH * 1321 01:35:51,179 --> 01:35:55,951 * COME ON EVERYBODY DANCE * 1322 01:35:56,018 --> 01:35:58,186 * I WANT TO KNOW WHAT YOU GOT TO LOSE * 1323 01:35:58,253 --> 01:36:02,224 * COME ON AND TAKE A CHANCE * * DANCE AND SHOUT WORK IT ON OUT * 1324 01:36:02,290 --> 01:36:05,293 * 'CAUSE EVERYBODY'S DOIN' FINE * [ Chittering ] 1325 01:36:05,360 --> 01:36:08,430 * COME ON, EVERYBODY COME ON AND FORM A LINE * [ Blows Raspberry ] 1326 01:36:08,496 --> 01:36:12,434 - [ Chittering ] - * YOU GET A HAPPY FEELIN' WHEN YOU DANCE AND SHOUT * 1327 01:36:12,500 --> 01:36:14,402 - [ Screams ] - * WORK IT ON OUT * 1328 01:36:17,472 --> 01:36:20,342 * DANCE AND SHOUT WORK IT ON OUT * 1329 01:36:22,978 --> 01:36:25,914 ISN'T THIS THE LIVING END ? 1330 01:36:25,981 --> 01:36:29,284 NOT FOR ME, FLORABELLA ! IT'S ONLY THE BEGINNING ! 1331 01:36:29,351 --> 01:36:31,286 WHOO ! IT ISN'T THE END AT ALL ! 1332 01:36:35,490 --> 01:36:37,625 * DANCE AND SHOUT WORK IT ON OUT * 1333 01:36:37,692 --> 01:36:41,163 * YEAH, YEAH, YEAH NOW THAT'S THE WAY * 1334 01:36:41,229 --> 01:36:43,631 * DANCE AND SHOUT WORK IT ON OUT * 1335 01:36:43,698 --> 01:36:47,235 * YOU KNOW WE'VE GOT A DANCE THAT'S HERE TO STAY * 1336 01:36:47,302 --> 01:36:49,637 * DANCE AND SHOUT WORK IT ON OUT * 1337 01:36:49,704 --> 01:36:53,208 * BECAUSE EVERYBODY'S DOIN' FINE * 1338 01:36:53,275 --> 01:36:55,643 * COME ON, LET'S ROCK IT ONE MORE TIME * 1339 01:36:55,710 --> 01:36:59,147 * BECAUSE YOU GET A HAPPY FEELIN' * 1340 01:36:59,214 --> 01:37:00,949 * WHEN YOU DANCE AND SHOUT * * DANCE AND SHOUT WORK IT ALL OUT * 1341 01:37:01,016 --> 01:37:03,418 WHAT DID YOU SAY ? 1342 01:37:03,485 --> 01:37:07,455 OHHH, NOW I GOT IT. AHA, YEAH ! 1343 01:37:07,522 --> 01:37:14,496 * OH, YEAH, YEAH * 1344 01:37:14,562 --> 01:37:17,232 * LA-UN, DA-UN, DA-DA LA-DA, DA-DA, DA-DA * 1345 01:37:17,299 --> 01:37:20,302 * LA-DA, DA-DA, DA-DA-DA DA-DA * 1346 01:37:20,368 --> 01:37:23,238 * LA-DA, DA-DA, DA-DA LA-DA, DA-DA, DA-DA * 1347 01:37:23,305 --> 01:37:26,174 * LA-DA, DA-DA, DA-DA-DA DA-DA * 1348 01:37:26,241 --> 01:37:29,244 * I GOT YOU WHERE I WANT YOU I WANT YOU WHERE I GOT YOU * 1349 01:37:29,311 --> 01:37:32,915 * YOU'RE NEVER GONNA GET AWAY FROM ME * 1350 01:37:32,981 --> 01:37:35,450 * I WANT YOU WHERE I GOT YOU I GOT YOU WHERE I WANT YOU * 1351 01:37:35,517 --> 01:37:37,719 * THERE'S NO ONE ELSE AROUND BUT YOU AND ME * 1352 01:37:37,785 --> 01:37:41,189 YEAH !* WE GOT PLENTY OF TIME THEY WON'T BE HOME UNTIL 9:00 * 1353 01:37:41,256 --> 01:37:44,192 * I GOT YOU ALL TO MYSELF UNTIL THEN * 1354 01:37:44,259 --> 01:37:48,096 * MY MOM AND MY DAD SAY THE TRAFFIC IS BAD * 1355 01:37:48,163 --> 01:37:51,599 * MAYBE THEY WON'T BE HOME UNTIL 10:00 * OH, YEAH ! 1356 01:37:51,666 --> 01:37:55,470 * I GOT YOU WHERE I WANT YOU I WANT YOU WHERE I GOT YOU * 1357 01:37:55,537 --> 01:37:58,440 * YOU'RE NEVER GONNA GET AWAY FROM ME * 1358 01:37:58,506 --> 01:38:01,509 * I WANT YOU WHERE I GOT YOU I GOT YOU WHERE I WANT YOU * 1359 01:38:01,576 --> 01:38:03,478 * THERE'S NO ONE ELSE AROUND BUT YOU AND ME * 1360 01:38:03,545 --> 01:38:07,349 YEAH ! * [ Saxophone Solo ] 1361 01:38:17,092 --> 01:38:20,062 * LA-DA, DA-DA, DA-DA LA-DA, DA-DA, DA-DA * 1362 01:38:20,128 --> 01:38:23,098 * LA-DA, DA-DA, DA-DA-DA DA-DA * 1363 01:38:23,165 --> 01:38:26,168 * LA-DA, DA-DA, DA-DA LA-DA, DA-DA, DA-DA * 1364 01:38:26,234 --> 01:38:29,171 * LA-DA, DA-DA, DA-DA-DA DA-DA * 1365 01:38:29,237 --> 01:38:32,540 * I GOT YOU WHERE I WANT YOU I WANT YOU WHERE I GOT YOU * 1366 01:38:32,607 --> 01:38:35,510 * YOU'RE NEVER GONNA GET AWAY FROM ME * 1367 01:38:35,577 --> 01:38:38,680 * I WANT YOU WHERE I GOT YOU I GOT YOU WHERE I WANT YOU * 1368 01:38:38,746 --> 01:38:40,915 * THERE'S NO ONE ELSE AROUND BUT YOU AND ME * YEAH ! 1369 01:38:40,983 --> 01:38:44,386 * WE'VE GOT PLENTY OF TIME THEY WON'T BE HOME UNTIL 9:00 * 1370 01:38:44,452 --> 01:38:48,190 * I GOT YOU ALL TO MYSELF UNTIL THEN * 1371 01:38:48,256 --> 01:38:51,026 * MY MOM AND MY DAD SAY THAT TRAFFIC IS BAD * 1372 01:38:51,093 --> 01:38:55,998 * MAYBE THEY WON'T BE HOME UNTIL 10:00 * YEAH ! 1373 01:38:56,064 --> 01:38:58,666 * LA-DA, DA-DA, DA-DA LA-DA, DA-DA, DA-DA * 1374 01:38:58,733 --> 01:39:02,170 * LA-DA, DA-DA, DA-DA-DA DA-DA * 1375 01:39:02,237 --> 01:39:05,107 * LA-DA, DA-DA, DA-DA LA-DA, DA-DA, DA-DA * 1376 01:39:05,173 --> 01:39:08,443 * LA-DA, DA-DA, DA-DA-DA DA-DA * 1377 01:39:08,510 --> 01:39:11,213 * LA-DA, DA-DA, DA-DA-DA DA-DA * 1378 01:39:11,279 --> 01:39:14,449 * LA-DA, DA-DA, DA-DA-DA DA-DA * 1379 01:39:14,516 --> 01:39:17,119 * LA-DA, DA-DA, DA-DA-DA DA-DA * 105581