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The whole world is parading
against nuclear energy
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and nobody gives a damn.
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They didn't can just for that.
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Just for that, yes.
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Oh, that's stupid.
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Everybody knows
that nuclear energy
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is going through,
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as long as there's enough
people like me around
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who loves their country,
thank God.
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Thank God. Let's eat.
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Thank God. Let's eat.
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Michael:
Wait... no, wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
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What does loving your country
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have to do with being in favor
of nuclear energy?
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Don't you want us to be able,
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if the need should arise,
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to blow away
the rest of the world?
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Oh, I'm not too worried
about that, Arch,
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because we can already
do that many times over.
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We're not talking about
nuclear weapons.
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We're talking about building
a nuclear power plant
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where accidents can happen,
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our air gets polluted,
our food gets contaminated,
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and our lives are in danger.
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But if I ain't got
no nuclear energy
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and I ain't got no oil,
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where do I get the electric
to read my paper?
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From a lightning bug
in a jelly jar?
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Arch, you don't need
nuclear power.
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You can use solar energy
or wind power.
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What if I ever run out of wind?
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Did you laugh?
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Come on, Archie, let's eat.
Please, come on.
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No, no, no. No.
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No, I ain't finished here.
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Now, listen.
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No college ever fired nobody
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for protesting against
nuclear energy.
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Now he must have done
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something worser than that.
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If you must know,
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they wanted to build
the nuclear power plant
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on the site of a nude beach,
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and I joined the protest
march in the nude.
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Okay.
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Is he kidding?
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He ain't kidding?
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Oh, my...
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Don't try to calm me down,
I'm gonna blow.
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Oh.
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I thought it was bad
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when he brung home
a draft dodger
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to share our Christmas dinner.
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I thought it was bad
when he went off
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and he had that terrible
operation for himself.
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Oh, appendectomy?
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A little lower and to the left.
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The vasectomy?
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Yeah, like the family dog.
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But this,
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this is the living limit.
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Parading around
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with no clothes on?
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Gloria,
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not even a fig leaf?
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Full nudal frontity?
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Full nudal frontity.
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- I think he means no...
- I know what he means.
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I like it better his way.
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- Are you asleep?
- Hmm?
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No.
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Can't you say something?
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Let's eat.
Carve the turkey?
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Not about food, about nude.
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Well, Mike,
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I was wondering
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why you had to walk around
like that?
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Ma, they wanted to build
a nuclear power plant.
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And you thought
they wouldn't build it
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if they seen you naked?
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Ma, the only way
to join a nude march
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is to march nude.
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Oh.
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It had to be done.
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We want Joey to live
in a safe world.
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We want Joey to live.
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Well, then Mike done
the right thing.
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If walking around naked
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would make the world safe.
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Walking around naked
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can only help make
the world horny.
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Oh...
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Archie, where are you going?
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Archie, wait.
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No, no, no, no,
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that's it, that's it.
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I set aside one day
out of the year
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to celebrate the birth
of the Pilgrims.
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And this guy spoils it for me.
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They come all the way
from California
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to have Thanksgiving with us.
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Let 'em have it with you.
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They don't give
a damn over there.
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It only means he can
have two drumsticks.
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We wanted the drumsticks.
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Well, all right.
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Give him the part
the corn blew out.
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- Archie.
- No, no, no.
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I had it, Edith.
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Archie.
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Gloria, you asleep?
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Gloria, I know
you're not sleeping.
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You can't fool me.
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Oh, my God.
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Look at that big cockroach.
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- There's a cockroach.
- Oh, get it off me!
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- Oh, is it in my ear?
- I knew it.
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- I knew it.
- I knew you weren't sleeping.
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You weren't sleeping.
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I knew you weren't sleeping.
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Oh, honey, you're such a turkey.
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I'm sorry, honey.
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I'm sorry to wake you
up, but I just...
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I just wanted somebody
to talk to.
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Talk to the cockroach.
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Honey, please
don't go back to sleep.
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- Please.
- No.
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- Please, can't we talk?
- Michael, I'm so tired.
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I know you're tired,
but I wanna talk.
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Can't we talk?
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Michael, it's after
eleven o'clock.
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Come back to bed.
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I can't sleep.
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Well, then why don't you watch
the TV for a while?
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That always makes you sleepy.
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I'd love to watch the TV,
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but Joey hid the knobs.
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Oh, some Thanksgiving.
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Well, you got no one to blame
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but yourself, big mouth.
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I mean, I think by now
you would've learned
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not to argue with daddy.
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But no you have to fight.
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You know what I think?
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I think you enjoy
making him crazy.
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Michael, you are so childish.
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- I am not.
- You are too.
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- I am not.
- Are too.
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- I'm not.
- Are too.
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- I'm not.
- Are too.
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- I'm not!
- Are too!
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- I'm not!
- Are too! Are too!
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See?
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You could have avoided
the whole fight with him.
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- You know that, don't you?
- Now just admit it.
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- All right. I admit it.
- Admit it.
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- I admit it.
- Admit it.
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I admit it.
I could've avoided the fight.
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I made a mistake.
Get off my back.
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Don't yell.
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I know I made a mistake.
Get off my back.
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Don't you whisper at me.
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If I can't whisper
and I can't yell,
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what the hell
am I supposed to do?
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Shut up, which is what you
should've done
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at the dinner table.
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- Michael? Can you breathe?
- Are you all right?
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Here, honey, get up, get up.
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- I'm fine.
- Honey, I'm fine.
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- Honey, I'm fine.
- Honey, I'm fine.
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I just couldn't talk
for a second.
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Honey, you just need
a good night's sleep.
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Yeah, good night's sleep.
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I'll get the lights.
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Sure, get the lights.
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Maybe you're just suffering
from a little jet lag.
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- Yeah.
- A little anxiety.
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Here, I'll give you my pillow.
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- Oh, thanks.
- There. Let me tuck you in.
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- Yeah, good.
- Honey, that's nice.
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You go to sleep.
You'll see.
You'll drift right off.
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Yeah, maybe so.
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There, you feel better?
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Yeah, I feel a lot better.
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Oh, good.
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Much more better.
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Oh, honey.
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Honey, all we both need
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is a good night's sleep.
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Yeah.
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I wish I could sleep.
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I'm so depressed.
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Honey, we can't watch the TV.
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I know.
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Well, if we can't sleep
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and we can't watch the TV...
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guess that leaves
only one thing.
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Scrabble?
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Boy, you really are getting old.
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- Oh, you mean...
- Yeah.
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Well, honey, it's...
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well, I mean,
right here in the middle
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of the living room?
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You wanna go in the kitchen?
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Please, I...
What if...
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What if Archie walks in
in the middle of us...
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You wanna go down to the cellar?
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Remember?
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Honey, I...
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really, I'm sorry.
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I would love to, but I just...
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I'm so... I feel so rotten.
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Oh, okay.
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Well, I guess you just
need a good night's sleep.
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- Yeah.
- And you'll feel a lot better
in the morning, huh?
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Yeah, right.
You're probably right.
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- Yeah.
- Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, you usually
are about these things.
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Definitely.
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- Honey.
- Hmm?
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You know,
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you're the best thing
that ever happened to me.
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Oh, I know.
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I know...
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I love you.
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- Ooh.
- What?
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No, "ooh,"
not "ah."
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What "ooh" then?
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Oh, I just found the knob
to the TV set.
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Terrific.
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Now we can watch
"The Honeymooners."
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I'm kidding.
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♪ Da, da, da, da
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And they fired him for that?
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Yes.
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Well, if they fired everybody
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who's against nuclear energy...
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- Oh, come on.
- It wasn't just for that.
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Murray,
I told you he was nude,
didn't you understand me?
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I heard that.
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Nude.
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He was out in public there
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with his gentiles on parade.
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That's one way to protest
to the government.
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Well, whatever happened
to writing a letter
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to your congressman?
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Come on, Archie.
Nobody ever got his picture
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in the newspaper by writing
to his congressman.
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Let me ask you something, Arch.
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If you felt strongly enough
about something,
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a cause, an issue,
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would you lay your job
on the line for it?
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Certainly... no.
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- Well, I don't know.
- What the... what the hell
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- are you talking about?
- Well, for example,
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if it was in your power
to bring peace to the world
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by walking down
Northern Boulevard
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without your clothes on,
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would you do it?
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Well, could I keep on
my underwear?
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No.
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Well, Northern Boulevard...
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I mean, couldn't I
go over to Brooklyn
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where nobody knows me?
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00:13:43,255 --> 00:13:44,957
Right or wrong, your son-in-law
267
00:13:45,057 --> 00:13:47,693
felt strongly enough
about that issue
268
00:13:47,793 --> 00:13:50,930
to put his entire career
in jeopardy.
269
00:13:53,332 --> 00:13:56,402
He blew his job, Murray.
270
00:13:56,502 --> 00:13:57,870
And it wasn't in jeopardy,
271
00:13:57,970 --> 00:14:00,372
it was in Santa Barbara.
272
00:14:03,876 --> 00:14:05,578
I wish I had
a son-in-law like that,
273
00:14:05,678 --> 00:14:08,113
who would risk his entire career
274
00:14:08,214 --> 00:14:11,517
so that his kid could live
in a safer world.
275
00:14:11,617 --> 00:14:13,819
That takes guts.
276
00:14:18,490 --> 00:14:20,392
Well...
277
00:14:21,961 --> 00:14:24,997
uh, maybe he has got guts,
278
00:14:25,097 --> 00:14:27,299
but I ain't gonna eat
no turkey with him.
279
00:14:32,004 --> 00:14:33,472
You're gonna hang around?
280
00:14:33,572 --> 00:14:34,707
Yeah, I need some time
281
00:14:34,807 --> 00:14:37,509
to think out this problem.
282
00:14:37,610 --> 00:14:39,879
Well, that shouldn't take long.
283
00:14:39,979 --> 00:14:43,382
Well, even for me,
284
00:14:43,482 --> 00:14:45,851
I got to take a little time.
285
00:14:45,951 --> 00:14:48,153
Okay.
While you're thinking,
286
00:14:48,254 --> 00:14:49,254
I'm gonna go home.
287
00:14:49,321 --> 00:14:50,789
- Yeah.
- Well, go ahead, go ahead.
288
00:14:50,890 --> 00:14:52,358
I'll lock up.
289
00:14:52,458 --> 00:14:55,227
Oh, uh, happy Thanksgiving.
290
00:14:55,327 --> 00:14:58,964
Oh, yeah, happy Thanksgiving.
291
00:14:59,064 --> 00:15:01,100
Whoop-dee-doo.
292
00:15:21,654 --> 00:15:23,622
Oh.
293
00:15:44,109 --> 00:15:45,811
Ouch.
294
00:18:05,117 --> 00:18:06,117
I'm sorry, Arch.
295
00:18:06,185 --> 00:18:08,320
It's too late for that.
296
00:18:11,156 --> 00:18:13,692
Because I wanna...
297
00:18:15,894 --> 00:18:18,564
Because I wanna tell
you something.
298
00:18:18,664 --> 00:18:19,731
You can never put clothes
299
00:18:19,832 --> 00:18:22,201
back on that picture
in the newspaper.
300
00:18:23,469 --> 00:18:26,772
Arch, I'm not sorry
about what I did.
301
00:18:26,872 --> 00:18:28,583
I'm just sorry
that we're always so far apart
302
00:18:28,607 --> 00:18:29,741
on everything.
303
00:18:29,842 --> 00:18:31,610
Yeah.
304
00:18:35,547 --> 00:18:38,016
You loused up
my Thanksgiving dinner, too.
305
00:18:39,284 --> 00:18:41,353
It was a nice turkey.
306
00:19:00,672 --> 00:19:04,409
It seems
like I'm lousing up
everything these days.
307
00:19:04,510 --> 00:19:07,846
My career, my family, myself.
308
00:19:07,946 --> 00:19:11,683
Well, you could never
keep your mouth shut.
309
00:19:11,783 --> 00:19:14,820
But at least I thought you
could keep your clothes on.
310
00:19:17,289 --> 00:19:20,025
I'm 32 years old
311
00:19:20,125 --> 00:19:22,928
and I have no job...
312
00:19:24,296 --> 00:19:25,631
wife and a child to support.
313
00:19:25,731 --> 00:19:27,451
I'm right... I'm right back
where I started.
314
00:19:29,535 --> 00:19:32,437
Get outta here.
You don't know what tough is.
315
00:19:32,538 --> 00:19:34,549
You should've seen people
back there in the Depression.
316
00:19:34,573 --> 00:19:36,608
They didn't have nothing.
317
00:19:36,708 --> 00:19:39,444
Well, what do I have?
318
00:19:39,545 --> 00:19:41,280
What do you got?
319
00:19:41,380 --> 00:19:43,882
You got a college
education there, ain't you?
320
00:19:43,982 --> 00:19:45,317
You got a profession,
321
00:19:45,417 --> 00:19:47,553
you got a beautiful little wife,
322
00:19:47,653 --> 00:19:49,130
who loves you,
who thinks you're a hero
323
00:19:49,154 --> 00:19:50,989
for standing up
for what you believe,
324
00:19:51,089 --> 00:19:52,691
and a mother-in-law there
who loves you
325
00:19:52,791 --> 00:19:54,760
because she don't know
no better.
326
00:19:56,094 --> 00:19:57,930
You got a wonderful little son,
327
00:19:58,030 --> 00:19:59,531
gonna grow up big and strong,
328
00:19:59,631 --> 00:20:01,934
take care of you
in your old age.
329
00:20:03,202 --> 00:20:04,445
He'll probably make
a lot of money
330
00:20:04,469 --> 00:20:06,872
as an interior decorator
or something.
331
00:20:08,307 --> 00:20:10,842
Well, everybody loves you.
332
00:20:10,943 --> 00:20:12,544
And in a pinch, uh,
333
00:20:12,644 --> 00:20:14,313
even I can put up with you.
334
00:20:18,750 --> 00:20:21,086
Thanks, Arch.
335
00:20:21,186 --> 00:20:22,888
I said I could put up with you,
336
00:20:22,988 --> 00:20:25,157
I don't wanna neck with you.
337
00:20:29,461 --> 00:20:31,930
Listen, I lost my job once.
338
00:20:32,030 --> 00:20:33,765
Gloria was about six months old.
339
00:20:33,865 --> 00:20:34,900
We didn't have no money,
340
00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:36,635
all we had was bills there,
341
00:20:36,735 --> 00:20:39,938
nothing coming in,
they turned the gas off.
342
00:20:40,038 --> 00:20:41,406
My old man wasn't around,
343
00:20:41,506 --> 00:20:44,576
so I couldn't ask him
for nothing.
344
00:20:44,676 --> 00:20:46,278
Well, I mean,
I could've asked him,
345
00:20:46,378 --> 00:20:49,214
but then, uh, the dead
don't give, you know?
346
00:20:53,318 --> 00:20:56,788
So the point
of the story is that, uh...
347
00:20:59,391 --> 00:21:01,460
Well, I ain't dead, you know.
348
00:21:03,495 --> 00:21:06,465
Don't you grasp
my meaning there?
349
00:21:07,766 --> 00:21:08,934
I ain't dead.
350
00:21:09,034 --> 00:21:12,204
I mean, that while I'm here
351
00:21:12,304 --> 00:21:15,340
to you and yours,
352
00:21:15,440 --> 00:21:17,542
you ain't never gonna go hungry.
353
00:21:21,580 --> 00:21:23,482
Thanks.
354
00:21:23,582 --> 00:21:26,285
- Yeah, well, take it easy.
- Take it easy there.
355
00:21:28,620 --> 00:21:31,123
- Hey, look.
- Maybe you better eat something, huh?
356
00:21:31,223 --> 00:21:32,691
There.
357
00:21:32,791 --> 00:21:34,393
Ah.
358
00:21:36,261 --> 00:21:38,163
Edith, don't be hovering around
359
00:21:38,263 --> 00:21:39,498
"eavesdripping," will you?
360
00:21:39,598 --> 00:21:40,832
Come on in and sit down
361
00:21:40,932 --> 00:21:42,701
where everybody can see you.
362
00:21:42,801 --> 00:21:46,104
If I can wear my nightie
to the table.
363
00:21:46,204 --> 00:21:49,374
Go ahead, as long
as it ain't the torn one.
364
00:21:50,509 --> 00:21:52,544
Ma, shall I wake up Gloria?
365
00:21:52,644 --> 00:21:54,413
Oh, she's up.
366
00:21:59,885 --> 00:22:02,254
She'll be down in a minute.
367
00:22:02,354 --> 00:22:05,624
Oh, I'm gonna have some breast.
368
00:22:05,724 --> 00:22:08,660
Chest, chest, Edith.
369
00:22:08,694 --> 00:22:10,062
For 30 years,
370
00:22:10,162 --> 00:22:11,897
I'm trying to get you
to say chest.
371
00:22:11,997 --> 00:22:15,334
What's wrong with saying breast?
372
00:22:15,434 --> 00:22:17,269
Oh, my God, if I had said
that word years ago,
373
00:22:17,369 --> 00:22:19,180
my mother would've screamed
and my father would hit me
374
00:22:19,204 --> 00:22:22,007
with a shovel.
375
00:22:22,107 --> 00:22:23,107
- Hi.
- Hi, Gloria.
376
00:22:23,175 --> 00:22:24,443
Hi, little girl there.
377
00:22:24,543 --> 00:22:25,544
Come on in.
378
00:22:25,644 --> 00:22:26,845
Is it safe?
379
00:22:26,945 --> 00:22:28,947
Yeah, everything's safe
in here but the bird.
380
00:22:29,047 --> 00:22:30,482
Oh, daddy.
381
00:22:30,582 --> 00:22:33,218
Whoa.
382
00:22:33,318 --> 00:22:35,253
Sit down, Gloria.
383
00:22:36,588 --> 00:22:37,632
- Boy, it looks terrific, huh?
- Ain't this nice?
384
00:22:37,656 --> 00:22:38,824
Gloria:
Yeah, boy...
385
00:22:38,924 --> 00:22:40,835
- Thanksgiving at midnight.
- All right. That's it.
386
00:22:40,859 --> 00:22:41,936
And it's better cold, you know?
387
00:22:41,960 --> 00:22:43,328
Hold it, huh?
388
00:22:43,428 --> 00:22:45,006
Before youse all start
attacking the bird
389
00:22:45,030 --> 00:22:46,030
like a bunch of dogs,
390
00:22:46,098 --> 00:22:47,599
how about a little grace, huh?
391
00:22:47,699 --> 00:22:48,900
Oh, yeah, a little grace.
392
00:22:49,000 --> 00:22:52,537
Okay. Lord,
A. Bunker here again.
393
00:22:52,637 --> 00:22:55,574
Uh, we give Thee thanks
for all of Thy blessings,
394
00:22:55,674 --> 00:22:57,509
and we thank Thee
395
00:22:57,609 --> 00:22:59,745
that we can be all together
396
00:22:59,845 --> 00:23:02,147
and well and safe.
397
00:23:02,247 --> 00:23:03,348
- Amen.
- Amen.
398
00:23:03,448 --> 00:23:06,017
That was nice, Archie.
399
00:23:06,118 --> 00:23:07,552
- Well, all right.
- Go sick him.
400
00:23:07,652 --> 00:23:08,787
Is there any...
401
00:23:08,887 --> 00:23:11,123
- Hey, ma, any stuffing left?
- Wait a minute.
402
00:23:11,223 --> 00:23:12,266
- We have any stuffing?
- Yeah, in the refrigerator.
403
00:23:12,290 --> 00:23:13,625
- Oh, good.
- I'll get it.
404
00:23:13,725 --> 00:23:15,627
Get the cranberries, too.
405
00:23:15,761 --> 00:23:18,130
Hey, uh, little girl,
I just wanna ask you one thing,
406
00:23:18,230 --> 00:23:19,731
you know, before we bury
407
00:23:19,831 --> 00:23:22,234
this disgusting topic forever.
408
00:23:22,334 --> 00:23:24,970
Uh...
409
00:23:25,070 --> 00:23:27,806
while Michael here was planning
410
00:23:27,906 --> 00:23:29,341
to do all that
he done out there,
411
00:23:29,441 --> 00:23:30,842
you know the...
412
00:23:30,942 --> 00:23:32,911
you didn't know nothing
about that, did you?
413
00:23:33,011 --> 00:23:35,547
Well, yeah, I did.
414
00:23:37,616 --> 00:23:39,785
My little girl
415
00:23:39,885 --> 00:23:41,553
that got such
a decent upbringing
416
00:23:41,653 --> 00:23:43,488
from your mother
and father there,
417
00:23:43,588 --> 00:23:46,258
you allowed your husband
418
00:23:46,358 --> 00:23:47,726
to go march in a parade
419
00:23:47,826 --> 00:23:49,795
where everybody was naked?
420
00:23:49,895 --> 00:23:51,196
How could you do that?
421
00:23:51,296 --> 00:23:53,532
Because I didn't wanna
march alone.
422
00:23:58,403 --> 00:23:59,403
Oh, my God.
423
00:23:59,471 --> 00:24:00,472
Oh, my God.
424
00:24:00,572 --> 00:24:02,374
- I'm sorry, Daddy.
- Oh, my God.
425
00:24:02,474 --> 00:24:04,609
- Oh, my God.
- I was worried...
426
00:24:04,709 --> 00:24:06,778
She was the most beautiful
thing on the beach.
427
00:24:06,878 --> 00:24:08,814
- Oh, my God.
- I'm really sorry, Daddy.
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