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There's nothing to tell

it's just guy i work with

Come on, You're going out with the guy

There's got to be something wrong with him

So, does he have a hump, a hump and a hairpiece?

Wait, does he eat chalk?

Just because I don't want her to go through

what I went through with Carl.

Okay, everybody relax. This is not even a date.

It's just two people going out to dinner and not having sex.

Sounds like a date to me.

All right, so I'm back in high school.

I'm standing in the middle of the cafeteria

and I realize I am totally naked.

Oh, yeah.

Then I look down and I realize there is a phone...

there.

Instead of...

That's right.

Never heard that before.

All of a sudden, the phone starts to ring.

And it turns out it's my mother.

Which is very, very weird because...

she never calls me.

Hi.

This guy says, hello, I want to kill myself.

Are you okay, sweetie?

I just feel like someone reached down my throat,

grabbed my small intestine,

pulled it out of my mouth and tied it around my neck.

Cookie?

Carol moved her stuff out today.

Oh.

Let me get you some coffee.

Thanks.

Ew.

Oh, no, no, no, don't.

Stop cleansing my aura.

Don't, just leave my aura alone, okay?

I'll be fine, all right?

Really, everyone, I hope she'll be very happy.

No, you don't.

No, I don't. To hell with her.

She left me.

I don't care.

I don't care.

I don't care.

I don't care.

I don't care.

With her she left me.

And you never knew she was a lesbian.

No, okay?

Why does everyone keep fixating on that?

She didn't know, how should I know?

Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian.

Did I say that out loud?

All right, Ross, look, you're feeling a lot of pain right now.

You're angry. You're hurting.

Can I tell you what the answer is?

Strip joints!

Come on, you're single. Have some hormones.

See, but I don't want to be single, okay?

I just... I just... I just want to be married again.

And I just want a million dollars!

Rachel?

Oh, God, Monica, hi! Thank God!

I just went to your building and you weren't there

and then this guy with a big hammer said that you might be here

and you are! You are!

Can I get you some coffee?

Decaf.

Okay, everybody, this is Rachel,

another Lincoln High survivor.

This is everybody. This is Chandler and Phoebe and Joey.

And you remember my brother, Ross?

Sure!

Hey!

So you want to tell us now

or are we waiting for four wet bridesmaids?

Oh, God.

Well, it started about a half hour before the wedding.

I was in this room where we were keeping all the presents

and I was looking at this gravy boat,

this really gorgeous Limoge gravy boat.

When all of a sudden, sweet and low,

I realized...

I realized that I was more turned on by this gravy boat

I realized that I was more turned on by this gravy boat

than by Barry.

And then I got really freaked out

and that's when it hit me,

how much Barry looks like Mr. Potato Head.

You know, I mean, I always knew he looked familiar, but...

Anyway, I just had to get out of there

and I started wondering, why am I doing this

and who am I doing this for?

So, anyway, I just didn't know where to go

and I know that you and I have kind of drifted apart,

but you're the only person I knew who lived here in the city.

Who wasn't invited to the wedding.

Oh, I was kind of hoping that wouldn't be an issue.

I'm guessing that he bought her the big pipe organ

and she's really not happy about it.

Daddy, I just...

I can't marry him.

I'm sorry.

I just don't love him.

Well, it matters to me.

Ooh, she should not be wearing those pants.

I say push her down the stairs.

Push her down the stairs!

Push her down the stairs!

All right, all right.

Come on, Daddy, listen to me.

It's like all of my life, everyone has always told me,

you're a shoe.

You're a shoe, you're a shoe, you're a shoe.

And then today I just stopped and I said,

what if I don't want to be a shoe?

What if I want to be a purse?

You know, or a hat?

No, I don't want you to buy me a hat.

I'm saying that I am a hat.

It's a metaphor, Daddy.

You can see where you'd have trouble.

Look, Daddy, it's my life.

Well, maybe I'll just stay here with Monica.

Well, I guess we've established you staying here with Monica.

Well, maybe that's my decision.

Well, maybe I don't need your money.

Wait, wait, I said maybe!

Mmm.

Okay, just breathe, that's it.

Just try to think of nice, calm things.

Rain drops on roses

And this is what it means

For bells and sleigh bells

And something with mittens

And la-la-la, something with string

I'm all better now.

I helped.

Okay, look, this is probably for the best, you know?

Independence, taking control of your life.

And, hey, if you need anything,

you can always come to Joey.

Me and Chandler live right across the hall,

and he's away a lot.

Joey, stop hitting on her.

It's her wedding day.

What, like there's a rule or something?

Please don't do that again.

It's a horrible sound.

Uh, it's, uh, it's Paul.

Buzz him in.

Who's Paul?

Paul the wine guy, Paul?

Maybe.

Wait a minute, you're not a real date tonight

as with Paul the wine guy?

He finally asked you out?

Yes!

Ooh, this is a Dear Diary moment.

Reach, wait, I can cancel.

Please, no, go, I'll be fine.

Ross, are you okay?

I mean, do you want me to stay?

That'd be good.

Really?

No, go on.

It's Paul the wine guy.

Hi, come in.

Paul, this is...

everybody.

Everybody, this is Paul.

Paul the wine guy.

I'm sorry, I didn't catch your name.

Paul was it?

Okay, sit down.

Two seconds.

Ooh, I just pulled out four eyelashes.

That can't be good.

So, Rachel, what are you up to tonight?

Well, I was kind of supposed to be headed for Aruba

on my honeymoon, so nothing.

Right, you're not even getting your honeymoon.

No, no, although Aruba, this time of year?

Yeah.

Talk about your...

big lizards.

Anyway, if you don't feel like being alone tonight,

Joey and Chandler are coming over

to help me put together my new furniture.

Yes, and we're very excited about it.

Well, actually, thanks,

but I think I'm just gonna hang out here tonight.

It's been a long day.

Oh, sure, okay, sure.

Hey, Pheebs, you want to help?

Oh, I wish I could, but I don't want to.

I'm supposed to attach a brackety thing to the side things

using a bunch of these little worm guys.

I have no brackety thing,

I see no worm guys whatsoever,

and I cannot feel my legs.

What's this?

I have no idea.

Done with the book, Pheebs!

I'll finish!

This was Carol's favorite beer.

She always drank it out of the can.

I should have known.

Hey.

Ross, let me ask you a question.

She got the furniture, the stereo, the good TV.

What did you get?

You guys.

Oh, God.

You got screwed.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

I know, I know, I'm such an idiot.

I guess I should have caught on

when she started going to the dentist

four and five times a week.

I mean, how clean can teeth get?

My brother's going through that right now.

He's such a mess.

How did you get through it?

Well, he might try accidentally

breaking something valuable of hers.

Say, her...

Leg?

That's one way of going through it, yeah.

Me, I went for the watch.

You actually broke her watch?

Barry, I'm sorry.

I'm so sorry.

I know you probably think this is all about

what I said the other night

about you making love with your socks on,

but it isn't.

It isn't, it's about me.

And I didn't...

Hi, machine, cut me off again.

Anyway...

You know what the scariest part is?

What if there's only one woman

for everybody, you know?

I mean, what if you get one woman

and that's it?

Unfortunately, in my case,

there was only one woman

for her.

What are you talking about, one woman?

That's like saying

there's only one flavor of ice cream for you.

Let me tell you,

There's lots of flavors out there.

There's rocky road

and cookie dough

and, bing, cherry vanilla.

You can get them with jimmies

or nuts.

Or whipped cream.

This is the best thing

that ever happened to you.

You got married.

You were like, what, eight?

Welcome back to the world.

Grab a spoon.

I honestly don't know

if I'm hungry or horny.

I honestly don't know

if I'm hungry or horny.

Then stay out of my freezer.

Ever since she walked out on me, I...

What?

What, what?

You want to spell it out with noodles?

No, it's more of a fifth date

kind of revelation.

Oh, so...

there's gonna be a fifth date?

Isn't there?

Yeah, yeah, I think there is.

What were you gonna say?

Well, er...

Ever since she left me, um...

I haven't been able to perform...

sexually.

Oh, God. Oh, God.

I am so...

I'm so sorry.

It's okay.

I know being spit on

is probably not what you need right now.

Um...

How long?

Two years.

Wow.

I-I'm glad you smashed your watch.

So you still think you, um...

might want that fifth date?

Yeah.

Yeah, I do.

I, Joanie,

take you, Charles,

as my lawful husband.

Do you take Joanie...

See?

But Joanie loved Chachi.

What's the difference?

Grab a spoon.

Do you know how long it's been

since I've grabbed a spoon?

Do the words,

Billy, don't be a hero

mean anything to you?

You know, here's the thing.

Even if I could

get it together

enough day and all time

to ask a woman out,

who am I gonna ask?

If you ever need a holding

Call my name

And I'll be there

If you ever need a holding

Isn't this amazing?

I mean, I have never made coffee

before in my entire life.

That is amazing.

Congratulations.

Why you're on a roll

if you feel like you gotta make

like a western omelet or something?

Although, actually,

I'm really not that hungry this morning.

Morning.

Good morning.

Morning.

Morning.

Morning, Paul.

Hello, Paul.

Hi, Paul, is it?

I had a really great time last night.

Thank you.

Thank you so much.

We'll talk later.

Yeah.

Thank you.

That wasn't a real date.

What the hell do you do on a real date?

Shut up and put my table back.

Okay.

All right, kids, I gotta get to work.

If I don't input those numbers,

doesn't make much of a difference.

So, like, you guys all have jobs?

Yeah, we all have jobs.

See, that's how we buy stuff.

Yeah, I'm an actor.

Wow.

But I've seen you in anything?

Oh, I doubt it.

Mostly regional work.

Okay, unless you happen to catch

Wee One's production of Pinocchio.

Look, Geppetto, I'm a real live boy.

I will not take this abuse.

You're right, I'm sorry.

Once I was a wooden boy, a little wooden boy.

So, how are you doing today?

You sleep okay?

Did you talk to Barry?

I can't stop smiling.

I can see that.

You look like you slept with a hanger in your mouth.

And...

I know, he's just so...

You remember you and Tony DeMarco?

Oh, yeah.

Well, it's like that.

With feelings.

Oh, wow.

Are you in trouble?

Okay, okay.

I am just going to get up,

go to work,

and not think about him all day.

Or else I'm just gonna get up and go to work.

Oh, wish me luck.

What for?

I'm gonna go get one of those...

job things.

Hey, Monica.

Hey, Brandy, welcome back.

How was Florida?

You had sex, didn't you?

How do you do that?

So, who?

You know, Paul.

Paul the wine guy?

Oh, yeah, I know Paul.

You mean you know Paul like I know Paul?

Are you kidding?

I take credit for Paul.

You know, before me,

there was no snapping this turtle for two years.

Of course it was a line.

Why?

Why would anybody do something like that?

I assume we're looking for an answer more sophisticated than...

who gets you into bed.

Is it me?

Is it like I have some sort of...

beacon that only dogs and men

with severe emotional problems can hear?

All right, come here.

Give me your feet.

I just thought he was nice, you know?

I can't believe you didn't know it was a line.

Oh.

Guess what?

You got a job?

Are you kidding?

I'm trained for nothing.

I was laughed at 12 interviews today.

And yet you're surprisingly upbeat.

Well, you would be, too,

if you found Joan and David Boots on sale, 50% off.

Oh, how well you know me.

They're my new I-don't-need-a-job,

I-don't-need-my-parents,

I've-got-great-boots-boots.

How'd you pay for them?

A credit card.

And who pays for that?

Um, my mother.

Come on, you can't live off your parents your whole life.

I know that.

That's why I was getting married.

Give her a break.

It's hard being on your own for the first time.

Thank you.

You're welcome.

I remember when I first came to this city,

I was 14.

My mom had just killed herself

and my stepdad was back in prison.

And I got here and I didn't know anybody.

And I ended up living with this albino guy

who was, like, cleaning windshields

outside Port Authority.

And then he killed himself.

And then I found aromatherapy.

So, believe me, I know exactly how you feel.

The word you're looking for is...

anyway.

All right, you ready?

I don't think so.

Oh, come on.

Cut.

Cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut,

cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut.

Hey!

Hey!

Welcome to the real world!

It sucks.

You're gonna love it.

Well, that's it.

You wanna crash on the couch?

No, no, I gotta go home sometime.

You gonna be okay?

You gonna be okay?

Yeah.

Hey, Ron, look what I just found on the floor.

What?

That's Paul's watch.

You just put it back where you found it.

Oh, boy.

All right.

Good night, everybody.

Good night.

Good night.

Good night.

Good night.

Good night.

Good night.

Good night.

Good night.

Good night.

Good night.

Good night.

Good night.

Good night.

Oh, I'm, no.

Oh, sorry.

Oh, no, no, go, go, go.

No, really, I don't want it.

Split it?

Okay.

Okay.

You know, you probably didn't know this,

but back in high school, I had a major crush on you.

I knew.

You did?

Oh.

I always figured you just thought

I was Monica's geeky older brother.

I did.

Oh.

Not anymore.

Listen, do you think,

and try not to let my intense vulnerability

become any kind of a factor here,

but do you think it would be okay

if I asked you out sometime, maybe?

Yeah.

Maybe.

Okay.

Okay, maybe I will.

Good night.

Good night.

Bye.

See ya.

Mm-hmm.

Wait, wait.

Hey, what's with you?

I just grabbed a spoon.

I can't believe what I'm hearing here.

Can't believe what I'm hearing here.

What? I said you had an...

I said you had...

Would you stop?

Oh, was I doing it again?

Yes.

Would anybody like more coffee?

Did you make it, or are you just serving it?

I'm just serving it.

Yeah, I'll have a cup of coffee.

Kids, new dream.

I'm in Las Vegas.

I'm Liza Minnelli.