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Spectacular, isn't it?
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Probably! What is it?
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I've created a simulation
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of the entire universe!
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Oh! In that case, it stinks.
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I keep forgetting, Professor.
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Are we in the entire universe?
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Why, naturally!
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Good news, everyone!
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We've got a delivery!
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But first, roll call!
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Leela? 3-PIXEL LEELA: Here.
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- Fry?
- Present!
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- Scruffy?
- Yep.
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- Hermes?
- Check.
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Bender?
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Bite my shiny middle pixel!
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- Amy?
- Shmobviously.
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And the rest.
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Hooray!
I'm an unnamed member of the group!
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That's amazing, Professor!
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How'd you make it so crummy?
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- It wasn't easy.
- Even to achieve this level of realism
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requires vast amounts of computing power.
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My Simputron uses more electricity
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than 100 bug zappers.
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Which reminds me,
I had to unplug our bug zappers.
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- Ow!
- Got him!
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The mosquito is still alive.
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There's a mosquito?
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♪
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Listen up, threeple!
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Today, you'll be delivering
this package to Space Italy.
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Space Italy?
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I know,
it's an embarrassingly lazy name.
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But when you're creating
an entire universe from scratch,
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you can't make up a believable
name for everything.
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Sometimes, you just have
to go with "Space Italy"
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or "the Robot Planet"
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or "Dr. Zoidberg."
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Preposterous.
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Wow, Space Italy!
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You delivering that package, Bender?
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Up all those steps? No grazie.
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I'll just chuck it into Trevi Fountain
for good luck.
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Ooh!
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Papa pia!
He hit-a the Space Pope!
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You're under arrest
for-a bonking His Holiness.
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I tell-a you,
this-a Planet Express company
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is a real two-bit operation, eh?
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More like three!
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So, um, as long as we're here,
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wanna see the sights?
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When in Space Rome...
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Michelangelo's David! So lifelike!
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Jeez, Dave! Get a fig leaf!
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I just can't understand
how it doesn't fall dow...
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Let me give you a han...
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Oh, mama, they're goin' at it
like two packs of gum!
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Bender, give us a little privacy.
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Aw...
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So, do those people in the casserole
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know they're in a simulation,
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or do they think that they're real?
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Of course, they think they're real.
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To them, the rules of my software
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are just their laws of physics.
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But, we think we're real.
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Couldn't our universe
also be a simulation?
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Absolutely not! No chance.
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- The very idea is preposterous!
- How can you be so sure?
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Because it's computationally impossible!
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For example, every atom in the universe
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is affected whenever
one little thing moves.
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Like my ass?
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Oh yeah! Come on!
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That's a perfect example, Bender,
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and some pretty decent twerking.
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My software can't possibly
compute the gravitational changes
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between Bender's ass
and every other particle,
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so I had to have the information
travel outward gradually,
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at a fixed speed.
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Like the speed of light in our universe?
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Right!
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Oh, fuff. That's just a coincidence.
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I had to cut other corners, too.
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I mean, my simulation
doesn't even keep track
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of exactly where everything is.
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Takin' all bets!
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Find the ball, win me not punching you!
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My last $5 on cup number one!
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In fact, make it my last $10!
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Another convenient example.
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My lazy software wouldn't even
decide which cup the ball's in
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until someone actually looked at it.
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Until then, it's just sort of in both.
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So your programming shortcut
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is like quantum mechanics in our world?
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Exactly like that!
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Hm, interesting.
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I guess what I'm trying to say is
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our universe is probably
also a simulation.
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But that's the exact opposite
of what you said one minute ago!
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New evidence was presented
and I changed my mind.
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I'm a scientist, not a...
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- Idiot?
- Politician.
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Man. Imagine how awful it would be
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to find out your whole personality
was just simulated,
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like Bender's.
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Whuzzulated? Like whozer's?
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I just mean you're
an artificial intelligence, Bender.
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Like the people in
the Professor's simulation.
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- Artificial?
- Uh-huh. Yep.
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- Why'd you have to tell me?
- You just ruined my life!
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My big fat fake life!
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You're a walking bucket!
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How can you say I'm not real?!
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If you prick me, do I not bleed?
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Okay, that was a bad example!
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Ow! I'm bleeding!
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- Showoff.
- There, there, Bender.
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You're as real as any of us.
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The philosopher René Descartes said,
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"I think, therefore I am."
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- Can you think?
- I don't think so!
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I think I might not be able to think!
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Anyway, it was a fun little universe,
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but we're looking at
a Godzilla-sized electric bill.
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It's time to shut it down.
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But, you can't just turn them off!
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That would be like turning me off!
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Good idea! That'll save even more power!
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But we'll start with them.
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No...
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No...
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The plug is stuck.
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Or maybe I'm just extraordinarily weak.
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That is a possibility.
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Oh, bother. I'll just keep
the simulation running a little longer.
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Thanks, Professor!
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Bender, how were you leaping
through the air that entire time?
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- I wasn't!
- My first leap missed by a mile,
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so I leapt again.
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But I never stopped
screaming for a second!
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I feel like I've been
in existence for a while now, Leela.
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So it's time I set myself a life's goal.
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That's a great idea!
I'll be quiet and let you think.
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And I'll turn on the TV
to drown out any distracting noises.
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That's it!
I found my life's goal!
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I, Philip J. Fry, hereby pledge
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to watch every TV show ever made.
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Oh Lord.
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That orange guy sure is dumb.
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These innocent bit bags
may be artificial,
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like me,
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but they don't know that!
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They deserve the same respect
as any other living creature.
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Except clams!
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To hell with clams!
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I'm telling you they're nothing
but ones and zeros!
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They're no more alive
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than the number 10101.
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She was my aunt!
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Professor, I think
Bender might be right.
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No, you don't!
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I mean, we're nothing
more than atoms, right?
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But, somehow, we are more.
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Unlike clams!
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Professor, I will now ask of you
a solemn promise.
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- Now, the feet.
- Forget the feet!
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Alright, whatever.
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Why are we in a robot strip club?
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Because we had to do this in a place
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that's meaningful to me!
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Bender!
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Here you go, hun.
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- Keep the change, toots.
- Ow!
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Let the solemn ceremony begin.
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Professor, you created a world
of conscious living beings,
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so now you're responsible for them.
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I want you to swear you'll do
everything in your power
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to keep them alive.
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I barely make any effort
to keep myself alive.
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- Oof!
- Professor!
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And you'll never let them know
they're not real! Never!
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So they won't have to go through
what I'm going through!
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I swear nothing!
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I said swear it!
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Very well. I swear it.
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But the amount of electricity...
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Why, we'd basically need our
own hydroelectric generator.
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I really don't think
there's any possible...
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Eureka!
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As you all know,
I do my best thinking on the toilet.
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We know! Stop telling us!
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I didn't even have to go.
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I was just sitting here,
wiling away a Sunday afternoon,
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when suddenly, it hit me!
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A new source of electricity!
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- Would you care to tell us about it...
- in another room?
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No!
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According to these old maps,
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which I use in lieu of toilet paper...
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Ew!
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The main New New York sewer line
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runs directly under Planet Express.
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We'll simply drill into the pipe,
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drop this turbine into the torrent,
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and voila! Free clean power!
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- Clean?
- Oh my, no.
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We're approaching the main pipeline.
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Can you imagine the quantity
of sewage running through there?
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Yes!
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Contact in four! Three!
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Number two!
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Let's rarely speak of that again.
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This should generate enough power
to keep the simulation running.
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And it's substantially higher resolution!
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Let's see how my guys are doing.
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Good news, everyone!
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We have a delivery to the King of Space.
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Aw, they're so cute!
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Now I care about them!
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- Happy, Bender?
- We saved your little friends.
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I sure did.
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In other news,
I've made a huge breakthrough!
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- What is it, Professor?
- No, him.
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- What is it, Professor?
- After many sleepless nights
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and an equal number of
glorious sleep-filled days,
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I've completed my greatest achievement!
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A simulation of our entire universe!
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Good news, everyone!
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We have a delivery to Space Italy!
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Sweet facsimile of Space Italy!
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A simulation...
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Within a simulation!?
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- Where does it all end?
- Hopefully there.
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Already my head hurts.
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Professor, if you can make
a whole simulated universe,
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isn't it possible that our own universe
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is also a simulation?
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Absolutely not!
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You sound like a stoned freshman!
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I mean, what if our laws of physics
are just the computer code
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of some big brilliant professor
playing god up there?
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Nailed it!
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Hm. Quantum mechanics
is pretty ridiculous,
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but it's a moot point.
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Even if we are living in a simulation,
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there's no possible way of knowing.
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Yes?
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- Oh, nothing.
- I just had a loogie in my throat.
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Possibly a simulated loogie.
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What's that? A g-g-g-grid overload?
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My simulation is drawing
a lot of power for some reason.
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Ah! It appears two black holes
just collided in there.
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Can you imagine how complex
that computation is?
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The Simputron is really
straining to keep up.
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Oh, my glorsh!
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Maybe there is a way to find out
if we live in a simulation.
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Well, I doubt that.
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Double doubt it!
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If our universe is a simulation,
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then it's running on some
kind of computer, right?
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I'm with you so far.
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Actually, I'm not.
Is this about a new soda?
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Suppose we made something
happen that was impossible
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for that big computer to simulate.
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It would overload!
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Exactly!
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Cool! And then what?
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I don't know! Probably stuff
would pixelate and look weird!
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The laws of physics would fail!
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Like playing a new video game
on a crummy underpowered game system!
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Precisely!
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That my cheapskate grandma got me.
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Some phenomena are so wildly complex
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that they'd be impossible
for any computer to simulate.
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For example, a collapsing magnetic star
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or magnetar.
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But such an event might not happen
for millions of years.
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But, what if we intentionally caused
a magnetar to collapse?
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Then, we could just watch
and see if the universe glitches out.
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- Of course!
- And we'd know once and for all
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if we're living in a simulation.
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Although, I'm not sure
I wanna know the answer to that.
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- Me neither.
- I like resting secure in the knowledge
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that I'm the real deal.
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Guess again, loser.
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00:15:11,280 --> 00:15:12,950
Let's put it to a vote.
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Who here wants to test
if we're living in a simulation?
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And who would rather continue living
in shameful ignorance?
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That one!
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You all voted for two things.
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Honestly. I wanna know
if I'm not living in a simulation,
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but not if I am.
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Does that make sense?
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- Surprisingly, yes.
- Let's just forget about it.
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Although, now we're
always gonna be wondering.
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Let's just go.
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Uh-oh. Not good.
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Not good at all.
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My half-baked software
absolutely will not be able
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to simulate a collapsing magnetar.
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00:15:53,990 --> 00:15:56,120
Oh, I never should have outsourced it
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00:15:56,120 --> 00:15:58,290
to that Indian middle schooler.
307
00:15:58,290 --> 00:16:01,710
But, the simulations will
find out they're simulations!
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00:16:01,710 --> 00:16:05,380
You swore a strip club oath
that would never happen.
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00:16:05,380 --> 00:16:07,880
Alas, there'll be no hiding the truth
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when they see that magnetar glitching out
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like a big flaming ball of Microsoft Word.
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00:16:13,930 --> 00:16:17,350
Well,
if they're gonna find out anyway,
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I should be the one to tell them.
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I'm the only one who truly understands!
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00:16:22,270 --> 00:16:24,400
Plus, I like delivering bad news.
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00:16:24,400 --> 00:16:27,190
Actually, that might be possible.
317
00:16:27,190 --> 00:16:29,320
Since you're basically just software
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00:16:29,320 --> 00:16:31,780
in a greasy wad of aluminum foil...
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00:16:31,780 --> 00:16:32,780
Aw...
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00:16:32,780 --> 00:16:35,570
I could extract your programming,
compress it,
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00:16:35,570 --> 00:16:38,370
and inject it into Simulated Bender.
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You'd take his place
in the simulated world.
323
00:16:41,620 --> 00:16:43,250
But what would happen to him?
324
00:16:43,250 --> 00:16:46,210
He'd be pushed through
to the sub-simulation.
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And that Bender?
326
00:16:47,420 --> 00:16:50,380
It's Benders all the way down.
327
00:16:50,380 --> 00:16:52,470
Alright. I'm going in.
328
00:16:53,840 --> 00:16:55,470
I must warn you, Bender.
329
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It'll be a one-way trip.
330
00:16:57,470 --> 00:16:59,850
There's no way of returning.
331
00:16:59,850 --> 00:17:02,140
- That's okay.
- I don't wanna live in a world
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where I'm less real than everyone else.
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Those are my people in there,
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00:17:06,230 --> 00:17:07,730
in Baloney Town.
335
00:17:10,400 --> 00:17:12,860
Ooh!
336
00:17:12,860 --> 00:17:15,200
In a few minutes, you should reboot
337
00:17:15,200 --> 00:17:19,030
in the simulated world
as Simulated Bender.
338
00:17:19,030 --> 00:17:20,370
Or you might die.
339
00:17:20,370 --> 00:17:24,290
Goodbye,
precious friends and coworkers.
340
00:17:24,290 --> 00:17:27,670
Goodbye, sewage-stained floor tiles.
341
00:17:27,670 --> 00:17:28,880
Goodbye, Zoidberg.
342
00:17:28,880 --> 00:17:31,670
How will I go on without you?
343
00:17:38,010 --> 00:17:39,850
I'll get a broom.
344
00:17:48,400 --> 00:17:51,070
Holding outside
magnetar implosion range.
345
00:17:51,070 --> 00:17:53,030
We'll be safe at this distance,
346
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even if, God forbid, we're real.
347
00:17:55,900 --> 00:17:58,620
Then it's time to put
reality to the test.
348
00:17:58,620 --> 00:18:00,950
- I'm scared!
- I am, too.
349
00:18:00,950 --> 00:18:03,580
But it's actually kind of beautiful.
350
00:18:03,580 --> 00:18:06,290
Would it be any less beautiful
if it weren't real?
351
00:18:06,290 --> 00:18:07,790
And we weren't real?
352
00:18:07,790 --> 00:18:09,880
We'll find out soon enough.
353
00:18:09,880 --> 00:18:12,750
Begin monopole bombardment!
354
00:18:25,480 --> 00:18:27,900
You okay, buddy?
355
00:18:27,900 --> 00:18:30,020
No!
356
00:18:30,020 --> 00:18:31,730
Probably a bad clam.
357
00:18:31,730 --> 00:18:33,650
I think I'm gonna reboot!
358
00:18:33,650 --> 00:18:34,650
Oh...
359
00:18:37,700 --> 00:18:39,410
Where-- Where am I?
360
00:18:39,410 --> 00:18:40,820
You're right here, Bender.
361
00:18:40,820 --> 00:18:43,620
Just outside magnetar implosion range.
362
00:18:43,620 --> 00:18:45,790
Oh... Right.
363
00:18:45,790 --> 00:18:47,080
Baloney Town.
364
00:18:48,370 --> 00:18:50,670
Guys? I have something to tell you,
365
00:18:50,670 --> 00:18:52,590
and it'll be the hardest bad news
366
00:18:52,590 --> 00:18:54,800
I've ever had the pleasure of delivering.
367
00:18:54,800 --> 00:18:57,010
- Shush, Bender!
- We're about to find out
368
00:18:57,010 --> 00:18:58,930
if we're living in a simulation!
369
00:18:58,930 --> 00:19:01,720
Right... It-it's about that. See--
370
00:19:01,720 --> 00:19:04,220
I've been thinking
about that, too, actually.
371
00:19:04,220 --> 00:19:05,720
And you wanna know what I think?
372
00:19:05,720 --> 00:19:09,520
- Do I!
- I think it makes no difference at all.
373
00:19:09,940 --> 00:19:13,440
Either way, the laws of the universe
are way beyond our control.
374
00:19:13,440 --> 00:19:15,190
So, what can we do?
375
00:19:15,190 --> 00:19:17,070
We just make the best of it.
376
00:19:17,490 --> 00:19:20,660
I don't know what we're about to see,
Leela, but I love you.
377
00:19:20,660 --> 00:19:22,570
Now and forever.
378
00:19:22,570 --> 00:19:24,280
And that much is real,
379
00:19:24,280 --> 00:19:26,160
even if we're not.
380
00:19:27,830 --> 00:19:30,170
Hm... The dummy's right.
381
00:19:30,170 --> 00:19:32,330
I feel, therefore I am.
382
00:19:32,330 --> 00:19:34,590
It doesn't matter if I'm real?
383
00:19:34,590 --> 00:19:36,340
Not one bit.
384
00:19:36,340 --> 00:19:38,420
So what did you wanna tell us, robot?
385
00:19:38,420 --> 00:19:41,430
Just... thank you!
386
00:19:44,010 --> 00:19:46,390
That's robots for you.
387
00:19:46,390 --> 00:19:49,140
Now, let's sit back and enjoy the show.
388
00:19:54,230 --> 00:19:57,730
- Oh, lordy-loo.
- The magnetar is about to pop!
389
00:19:57,730 --> 00:19:59,780
How's the Simputron holding up?
390
00:19:59,780 --> 00:20:02,030
Processor overload!
391
00:20:02,030 --> 00:20:04,120
The cooling fan's on fire!
392
00:20:04,120 --> 00:20:05,240
Whoa!
393
00:20:10,460 --> 00:20:13,170
Pull the plug! Stop the simulation!
394
00:20:13,170 --> 00:20:15,000
No! Bender's in there!
395
00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:18,010
- There's no choice.
- This building's about to go up in smoke,
396
00:20:18,010 --> 00:20:21,880
and I've got doomsday devices hidden
in every nook and cranny.
397
00:20:23,840 --> 00:20:25,390
I'm sorry, buddy.
398
00:20:25,390 --> 00:20:28,390
I know you can't hear me,
but we tried our best.
399
00:20:28,390 --> 00:20:30,430
At least you got to go out with dignity.
400
00:20:34,690 --> 00:20:36,650
Rebooting.
401
00:20:37,730 --> 00:20:39,650
Where-- Where am I?
402
00:20:39,650 --> 00:20:41,610
Right here, in the universe.
403
00:20:41,610 --> 00:20:45,160
Oh... I had to
come tell you something...
404
00:20:45,160 --> 00:20:48,990
Bender? How did you
possibly manage to come back?
405
00:20:48,990 --> 00:20:52,120
Don't be rude, Professor,
Bender was speaking first.
406
00:20:52,120 --> 00:20:53,830
What did you wanna tell us, robot?
407
00:20:53,830 --> 00:20:55,290
It's just that...
408
00:20:55,290 --> 00:20:57,670
I know how to save the simulation.
409
00:20:57,670 --> 00:21:00,210
Oh, please. There's no possible...
410
00:21:01,760 --> 00:21:03,470
Eureka!
411
00:21:05,470 --> 00:21:08,260
I made the change you suggested, Bender.
412
00:21:08,260 --> 00:21:11,680
Although it took a lot of toilet time
to fully comprehend.
413
00:21:12,680 --> 00:21:14,940
We won't need nearly so much power
414
00:21:14,940 --> 00:21:17,650
now that I've under-clocked the processor.
415
00:21:17,650 --> 00:21:20,230
But, won't the simulation run slower?
416
00:21:20,230 --> 00:21:22,110
Oh, much slower.
417
00:21:22,110 --> 00:21:25,740
Are we talking regular slow
or bureaucrat slow?
418
00:21:25,740 --> 00:21:27,530
Infinitely slower than that.
419
00:21:28,950 --> 00:21:31,370
So they'll be in, like, a coma?
420
00:21:31,370 --> 00:21:32,790
Oh my, no!
421
00:21:32,790 --> 00:21:35,000
They'll never notice any difference.
422
00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:37,960
But while they live out
one second of their lives,
423
00:21:37,960 --> 00:21:41,130
years, if not centuries, will pass for us.
424
00:21:41,130 --> 00:21:44,220
Aw, then I guess we won't get
to spy on them anymore.
425
00:21:44,220 --> 00:21:45,760
Spy all you like.
426
00:21:45,760 --> 00:21:49,300
But it's about to get very, very boring.
427
00:21:49,300 --> 00:21:50,810
Not for them.
428
00:22:07,360 --> 00:22:09,370
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