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Whoa...
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It's a box fit for a king, it is.
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As it should be.
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We are delivering it to
the King of Space himself.
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A real-life king?
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This could be my big chance to grovel!
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Ooh. Swanky dump.
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Your delivery, my liege.
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Now, this guy knows how to grovel.
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- Yes!
- At last.
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The portrait of
my late wife has arrived.
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Careful! It's delicate!
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Infinita, Queen of Space.
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Not even the finest macaroni artist
could capture your beauty.
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Although this one did.
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Hang it over there!
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Sorry. It's my early-onset sciatica.
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Announcing His Royal Highness,
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the Prince of Space!
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Allow me to help your elderly friend.
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Wow. This absolute stud
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sure made me look like a wimp, huh, Leela?
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You guys straighten that together
while I explain
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our loyalty punch card program
to His Majesty.
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I still don't understand.
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Ten punches, and I get 10% off?
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No, no. It's nothing like that.
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Let N be the number of punches.
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Leela, where were you?
It's been, like, 30 minutes.
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I was falling in love
with the Prince of Space.
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We're getting married!
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I know this is very sudden, Fry.
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I'll always remember the times we had
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that I haven't already forgotten.
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But, but, I love you!
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And I can't afford to live without you!
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Futurama is brought to you by...
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Windos! The toy so fun,
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it makes fun look like boredom!
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Good news, Windos!
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Today, we're delivering sushi
to Mrs. McDougal.
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Another job well done.
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Are you okay, Fry?
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Eh. I'm just a little run down.
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Run down? I'm sure it's nothing,
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but you should see a doctor.
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Run down? I'm sure it's nothing,
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but you should see a doctor.
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Oh, me! Right. Let's take a listen.
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Dear God, no!
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Pretend you didn't hear that.
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Are you sure, Dr. Zoidberg?
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I mean, you're usually wrong.
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Of course, I'm sure.
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Fry's mainspring is nearly wound down.
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Oh, dear.
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It must have been all that time
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Fry spent cryogenically frozen.
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For a thousand years,
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he was slowly pacing and winding down.
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Welcome to the world of Windos!
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It was a one-way ticket to Oldsville!
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Last exit before Deathburg!
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I'm so sorry, Fry.
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We'll take it day-by-day.
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I'd suggest minute-by-minute.
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Well, don't be sad.
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I've had a full life.
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I eated. I prayed.
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I loved-ed.
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I'm at peace.
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At peace? At peace?!
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You selfish jerk!
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You're my best friend!
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Promise you won't leave me!
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I can't help winding down.
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That's crazy talk!
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You need spiritual guidance!
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You gotta help him, Reverend.
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Do you have any way to calm
my friend's terror of mortality?
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Can religion calm
the terror of mortality?
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That's our home run swing!
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After you wind down, you rise up!
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You spread your wings
and fly around Heaven forever,
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as an angel.
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Really?
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A-And we can do loop-de-loops?
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Well, no, not--
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Loop-de-loops, you say? Huh.
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Well, maybe Fry can face death after all.
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Bender, my son.
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Heaven's not a actual place
the way Hell is.
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It's a metaphor for how the soul lives on
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in the hearts of those who love us.
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Metaphor? Isn't that just
a fancy word for "steaming load"?
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I wouldn't call it fancy.
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Ah, Preacherbot gave me nothing!
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Can no one help me?
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Well, some say
there's a guru high in the--
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Some say it? Let's go!
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I can't go much further.
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Escaping from that wind-up Yeti
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used most of my remaining power.
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Fry!
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Goodbye, friends.
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Maybe we'll meet again
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in a better metaphor.
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Bender, he's gone. It's over.
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Never! I'm gonna give him
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spring-to-spring resuscitation!
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Wha... What happened? Am I alive?
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If you were dead, how could
you ask such a dumb question?
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You're as alive and stupid as ever.
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You saved him, Bender!
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You're a hero!
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Shut up, baby, I know it.
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Are you okay, robot?
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Never better!
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Wound up tight and full of
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spring...
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Goodbye, sweet jerks.
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Bender! No!
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Now, that's dead.
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Bender saved my life, and now he's gone.
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What does it all mean?
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It means life is meaningless.
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Lesson learned! Let's hit the road.
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No! I need answers!
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I'm continuing up to that guru,
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no matter how long the journey.
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Ow!
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Are you the guru of the mountain?
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For a quarter, I'm a guru.
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For a nickel, you get a sticker that says
you climbed the mountain.
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My friend wound down
and fell in a volcano.
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Is that the end? Just nothingness?
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I found a quarter.
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Take solace,
for the spirit of your friend
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is eternal.
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It will be reincarnated in other bodies,
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growing and learning as it goes...
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Some say.
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Reincarnation?
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That sounds like another
big, steaming load.
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Load? Perhaps.
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Steaming? Perhaps not.
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Look!
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- I'm back, baby!
- And I'm doing loop-de-loops!
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Woo!
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Woo!
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Maybe, in some weird way,
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the soul really is eternal.
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Bite my enlightened
metal ass, mortality!
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I'm 40% aerodynamic!
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That's not aerodynamic enough!
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- Eh, it's fine.
- He'll be something else in a minute.
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Collect all 293.
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And now, back to our program.
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Marriage? I forbid it!
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She is a space commoner!
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- Whew. That was a close one.
- Let's head home, honey.
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No. No one is
head-home-honey-ing anywhere.
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What? Why?
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- What?
- Why?!
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Because Leela's not common.
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She's brave and good and articulate.
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Blah?
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How can you stand in the way
of true love, Your Majesty?
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Space Queen Infinita
would be ashamed of you.
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How dare you!
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I've never been so angry and hungry.
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She needs salt.
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My wife needs no seasoning!
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I challenge you to a duel!
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- I accept.
- And if I win, the wedding is on.
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And if I win, your head is off!
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Futurama is brought to you by...
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Round Wheels!
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The only toy car with wheels.
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Good news, Round Wheels!
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We're delivering a piece of
replacement track to Saturn.
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And everybody is going. All of us!
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Yay!
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Except one, since only six
can fit in the shipmobile.
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Well, I stayed behind last time, so--
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I suggest Zoidberg.
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Second!
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Should we test it out?
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Why doesn't anybody like me?
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You're depressed, you're depressing,
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and you talk while
we're trying to watch TV!
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The high-speed chase
finally came to an end
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when friction caused the cars
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to gradually slow down. Morbo?
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In local news,
countless victims have died
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after viewing a mysterious video
circulating online.
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Let's see some of that video.
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The video is invariably followed
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by an equally mysterious phone call.
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Scientists say
anyone who answers the call
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will die tragically within hours.
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- Can you pause it?
- I'm getting a call.
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- No!
- Amy, stop!
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Hello?
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Your car warranty has expired.
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Press one now,
whether or not you want to renew.
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Yes, I'm here to pick up
my extended warranty.
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I have a 3:00 AM appointment.
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Have you seen Amy
since that creepy video
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and chilling phone call?
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No, but my phone's ringing.
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Maybe it's her.
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Yello? What?
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I don't recognize the chilling voice.
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Put it on speakerphone.
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Am sorry to inform you
your car warranty has expired.
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- We don't want any!
- What do they think, we're idiots?
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Some ancient horror
is picking us off one by one,
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starting with the most gullible.
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Who will be next?
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Hermes, quit frightening me
while I'm on the phone.
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Goodbye, robot!
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Wait! I have a desperate idea!
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We'll race after Bender,
and let him lead us
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to the monster's den of terror!
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Hurray! Road trip to the monster's den!
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Except you, Zoidberg.
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Someone has to stay behind
to answer the phones.
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- Come on!
- We'll pick up speed on the downhill
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since we have no motors!
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Woo! I'm doing loop-de-loops!
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I'm not gonna make it!
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Go on without me!
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That was my plan.
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I'm okay!
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Yes, I'm here for the free scam.
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Hm... I'll have to drop it
and limbo under that arm.
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Sweet Subaru of Timbuktu!
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It's a chop shop.
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Wh-Who are you?
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It's me, Zoidberg.
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- Oh, thank goodness.
- I was afraid it was the villain.
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I am the villain!
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- No. Villains have more charisma.
- You're just boring.
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No one ever included me.
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So, I included all of you, why not?
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Now, I have Fry's roof rack, Amy's bumper,
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and, spoiler alert,
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Leela's spoiler!
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Help, we're trapped!
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Inside Zoidberg!
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I'm the gas tank, by the way.
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And here's my latest acquisition.
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Bender's shiny metal muffler!
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Bite my shiny metal... Oh, forget it.
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Now, I just need a piece of you, Hermes,
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and we'll all be friends together.
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Forever!
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Woo! Woo!
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I don't need my oil changed!
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Snap in Hermes' hood, and... done!
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I'll never be alone again!
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Oop! Oop, hang on.
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I accidentally took off my mouth.
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Let me just put that back onto--
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Let's hit the track, people!
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Don't worry. I bought the warranty!
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And now, back to our program.
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The duel of the King of Space
versus the Fry of Earth
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shall now commence!
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Competitors, mount your lamassus!
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Here you go, boy.
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Mm. Thanks. That was really good.
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Space shall run red
with the blood of the commoner.
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Nice earrings, by the way.
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I volunteer to fight in Fry's place,
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as his champion!
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The rule book does allow for a champion!
279
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This isn't the rule book, by the way.
It's a takeout menu.
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I'm gonna have the pad Thai.
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- You can't fight for me, Leela.
- I'm fighting for you!
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Fry, you're really bad at fighting.
283
00:16:54,310 --> 00:16:55,480
That's true.
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Mm. Let the duel commence!
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Roar.
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I can't look!
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Oh, now I can.
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- The king smells dead!
- Long live the king!
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Yes!
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We can marry at last, my love!
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Sorry about murdering your father.
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I, too, had a champion fight for me.
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00:17:48,800 --> 00:17:50,220
Oh, the prince!
294
00:17:50,220 --> 00:17:53,850
I-I killed my true love!
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- No, I'm fine.
- Oh, you mean that guy.
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Boy, that was a really long delivery.
297
00:18:23,540 --> 00:18:25,790
I thought we were gonna fall off
the end of the water.
298
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The water doesn't have an end,
numb duck.
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00:18:28,630 --> 00:18:30,130
Haven't you ever seen a map?
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00:18:31,510 --> 00:18:34,430
- Hm, I guess that looks pretty infinite.
- I'm convinced.
301
00:18:34,430 --> 00:18:36,890
Well, I'm not! I made this map,
302
00:18:36,890 --> 00:18:39,860
and whole sections
were based on old legends
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00:18:39,860 --> 00:18:41,320
and random hunches.
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I propose a voyage of
scientific exploration!
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Okay.
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- To the edge of the water!
- If there is an edge.
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And if not, an agonizing death
with friends!
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Make way for rubber ducklings.
309
00:19:13,760 --> 00:19:16,850
Oy, how long have we been at sea?
310
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- Always!
- And how far have we traveled?
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With no landmarks, it's hard to say.
312
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There's a good chance
we never moved at all.
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Fry, check the spyglass.
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00:19:32,130 --> 00:19:34,090
Land ho!
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00:19:34,090 --> 00:19:36,390
- What's land?
- I don't know.
316
00:19:45,200 --> 00:19:46,830
Yep. Mm-hmm.
317
00:19:47,830 --> 00:19:50,420
Father, what is that
unusual piece of land
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floating toward us?
319
00:19:51,540 --> 00:19:53,800
It be invaders!
320
00:19:53,800 --> 00:19:56,340
Take shelter in the fun-time beach house!
321
00:19:56,340 --> 00:19:58,730
But, I see a stranger,
322
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and his bill looks gentle and kind.
323
00:20:05,660 --> 00:20:08,240
Look at his eyeballs! It's the scurvy!
324
00:20:10,250 --> 00:20:13,920
What strange folk. Do you come in peace?
325
00:20:13,920 --> 00:20:15,260
We're still deciding.
326
00:20:15,720 --> 00:20:18,350
I don't trust these land wobblers.
327
00:20:18,350 --> 00:20:21,810
Let's just trade our guns for tobacco
and get out of here.
328
00:20:21,810 --> 00:20:24,030
Alright, rubber flockers.
329
00:20:24,030 --> 00:20:26,780
Turn around and float back
where you came from!
330
00:20:26,780 --> 00:20:30,330
- Never!
- Peck him until he falls down!
331
00:20:33,250 --> 00:20:35,800
Stop! Stop this madness!
332
00:20:35,800 --> 00:20:38,600
Kind strangers, welcome to our land.
333
00:20:38,600 --> 00:20:40,810
We call it land.
334
00:20:40,810 --> 00:20:42,810
That's so interesting.
335
00:20:42,810 --> 00:20:44,480
We call our land water.
336
00:20:44,480 --> 00:20:46,820
Won't you join us for a turducky dinner?
337
00:20:46,820 --> 00:20:48,490
Sure. What's in it?
338
00:20:51,790 --> 00:20:54,210
My name's Fry. Is that your name, too?
339
00:20:54,210 --> 00:20:57,430
No, I'm Leela. What are you doing?
340
00:20:57,430 --> 00:20:59,350
Trying to gaze into your eye.
341
00:20:59,350 --> 00:21:02,020
I've never seen anyone like you.
342
00:21:02,020 --> 00:21:04,610
I saw a fish once, though. It was cool.
343
00:21:08,620 --> 00:21:12,710
Oh, Fry. I'm falling
head over heels in love with you.
344
00:21:12,710 --> 00:21:16,340
Except I can't fall,
and I don't have heels.
345
00:21:20,140 --> 00:21:22,850
Have you gone land crazy, Fry?
346
00:21:22,850 --> 00:21:25,940
In our culture,
interspecies love is forbidden!
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00:21:25,940 --> 00:21:26,940
Oh, yeah?
348
00:21:26,940 --> 00:21:30,370
Well, in our culture,
we believe a woman's sexuality
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is her own decision!
350
00:21:31,830 --> 00:21:33,670
Okay, then.
351
00:21:35,880 --> 00:21:37,590
But I, as an individual,
352
00:21:37,590 --> 00:21:39,510
strongly disagree with that view
353
00:21:39,510 --> 00:21:41,050
and am deeply offended!
354
00:21:42,430 --> 00:21:45,190
This means war!
355
00:21:45,190 --> 00:21:47,190
War? Well, we don't have that word,
356
00:21:47,190 --> 00:21:49,820
but this definitely means peace-fighting!
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Fry!
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Leela Fry!
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00:21:57,000 --> 00:21:59,010
Whee! Two, three, four.
360
00:21:59,010 --> 00:22:00,260
Whee! Two, three...
361
00:22:07,940 --> 00:22:09,490
Rubber in the hole!
362
00:22:18,840 --> 00:22:19,840
That tickles.
363
00:22:23,600 --> 00:22:26,270
And thus, with a final wobble,
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00:22:26,270 --> 00:22:28,400
I do fall down.
365
00:22:40,380 --> 00:22:44,180
- This is the end. All is lost.
- No.
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Our love is eternal.
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00:22:45,810 --> 00:22:48,980
It'll live on forever, even after it dies.
368
00:22:48,980 --> 00:22:50,900
That's so stupid,
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00:22:50,900 --> 00:22:53,370
but also sweet. Like you.
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00:22:53,370 --> 00:22:55,790
Goodbye.
371
00:22:55,790 --> 00:22:57,790
Goodbye.
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00:23:16,750 --> 00:23:19,290
Eggulons. Collect all 11!
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00:23:19,290 --> 00:23:22,090
And now, what's left of Futurama.
374
00:23:26,390 --> 00:23:29,310
I'm sorry you killed
the love of your life, Leela.
375
00:23:29,310 --> 00:23:31,360
It must have been horrible for you,
376
00:23:31,360 --> 00:23:34,820
the way your laser lance
sliced him up like a watermelon.
377
00:23:34,820 --> 00:23:36,450
It's okay, Fry.
378
00:23:36,450 --> 00:23:39,420
I wasn't really in love with him.
I was under a spell.
379
00:23:39,420 --> 00:23:41,750
Really? A magic spell?
380
00:23:41,750 --> 00:23:44,590
No! A science spell!
381
00:23:44,590 --> 00:23:47,140
- Oh...
- Of course...
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00:23:51,060 --> 00:23:54,820
Whee! Woo! Woo-hoo-hoo! Yeah!
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