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Ah, Xmas season is upon us.
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Secure the perimeter!
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Razor lights in place?
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- Roger!
- Then, stand back!
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Intruder alert.
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Santa's not getting past that! No way!
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- Unless he knocks it down or something.
- Hey, robot.
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Someone left a card in your stocking.
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That's weird.
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Normally, I get mail delivered to my ass.
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"I know what you did next Xmas!"?
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Okay... Random!
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I wonder what you will have done
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and who could possibly
will have known about it.
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- Eh, I do a lot of stuff.
- I'm probably doing something right now.
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Who's ready for their very first
animated holiday special?
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- Hooray!
- So fun!
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Whatever.
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- Ooh! Wait for me.
- I love having other kids around.
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This year's
rerun of There's a Holiday for Everyone
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is brought to you by...
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Mom's Old Fashioned Blood Remover.
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Now in oatmeal spice.
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And that holiday is Xmas.
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Hey, kids, any chance
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y'all wanna remix this holiday special,
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and hear the dope story
of Kwanzaabot instead?
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Or your favorite goofy golem,
Chanukah Zombie?
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No! Tell us about Santa!
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Again?
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Yes! Every year!
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Oy...
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The ancient tradition of Xmas
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began in the year 2801,
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when the Friendly Robot Company
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developed a high-powered mechanical Santa
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capable of delivering
over five mega-presents per second.
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Hey...
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They tricked him
out with a pair of carbon-fiber Tims
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and a chrome naughty-nice sensor.
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So he'd know who deserved gifts
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and who deserved brutal punishment.
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Yo, that might've been
the first mistake right there.
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But on Santa's very first delivery,
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something went tragically meshuggenah.
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His naughty-nice sensor malfunctioned.
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Man, that's some bleeped-up.
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Yay! Santa's here!
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Oh! Oh my!
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Oh, thank you.
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I'm sorry, kids.
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I never wanted you to know Santa was real.
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Yuletide news, everyone!
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I know how to fix Santa!
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I just need to sneak up on him
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and reverse the polarity
of his naughty-nice sensor.
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But Santa is always on guard
against attacks. Just like me.
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- Hii-yah!
- Ow!
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You'll never be able
to sneak up on him.
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Not through space, no,
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but through time, probably.
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You see, Santa is only prepared
for an attack from the present.
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So I've been souping up
my old time machine.
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Where is it?
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The question is when is it?
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And the answer is right about...
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now!
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It's so amazing.
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I don't even care that it's on my foot.
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I've installed a manual transmission
with a reverse gear,
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so it can now go backward in time
as well as forward.
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Hooray--
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My plan is to back up to the year 2801,
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when things first went wrong,
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and materialize behind Santa
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as he exits this very fireplace.
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Did this building even exist in 2801?
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Yeah, but back then,
it was some kinda meat market,
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where butchers would hook up
and grind their sausages.
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Yes, anyway, once there,
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I'll quickly reverse the polarity
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of Santa's naughty-nice sensor,
then return to the present.
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Problem solved.
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Um, Professor, isn't it risky
to go back in time
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and change history?
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Oh my, yes.
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But I'll go alone to minimize the chance
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of anyone becoming their own grandfather.
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- These things happen.
- No, they don't.
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Next time you see me,
Santa will have been good again!
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Ta-ta!
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Uh, just a couple of centuries
straight backwards.
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Damn it! I backed over
Mrs. McGillicuddy's time cat!
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Clutch, shift, and...
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away we go!
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Ho-ho-hot!
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Cookie.
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Cookie!
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Cookie!
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Just shift into forward and...
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Whoa!
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Oh, bother.
I shifted into reverse by accident.
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I guess I'll have to take her
around by the scenic route.
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Ah, here comes the Big Backwards Bang.
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Ow! I'm being crushed
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by all the matter that ever was.
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And here we are, the future!
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Ee-eye!
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- How'd it go?
- Not a hitch!
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I fixed Santa!
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It'll be my first happy Xmas
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since I got frozen
and never saw my family again!
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Now, hold on!
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Xmas isn't for a week.
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Until then, we got nonstop busy work.
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Oh fuff. Let's stop pretending
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we do anything around here.
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Everyone, take the week off,
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and be with your so-called loved ones.
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Really?
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I forgot I had loved ones!
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It's a human resources miracle!
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Uncle Fry,
I hope you'll join me and Cubert
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at my chalet in the Bronx.
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- Wait!
- My family's hoping to meet Fry.
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I mean, they met him before,
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but he didn't make much of an impression.
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I'll wear out my welcome at one,
and then go to the other.
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- So, Bender...
- No.
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You and I are
the only ones with no family.
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- Maybe we could--
- No.
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- Hang out?
- Oh. Hang out, you say?
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Let me think that over for a-- No.
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No. Oh, sorry.
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Uh, I thought you were still talking.
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It's just you and me,
moldy sandwich man.
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Hello. Calculon acting.
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- Hey, it's me!
- Your extremely close friend Bender.
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Wanna hang out?
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How did you get this number?
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- I didn't!
- I'm just dialing every number in order.
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Keep dialing.
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This nuts bolts!
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- Hey, Bender.
- Yes? I mean no!
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I brought dumpster nog...
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And not the kind for kids.
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- Hm. What's in it?
- What's not in it?
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You want nutmeg on that?
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Nutmeg? Gross!
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Whoof! This stuff is strong!
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Hey, how many glasses have we hadded?
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None. This is just from the fumes.
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Aw, it's not fair!
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Everyone else gets to have fun
with their stupid family.
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My species dies when we reproduce.
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So if I had a family, I'd be dead.
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- Does anyone even care about that?
- I sure don't.
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If you ask me,
"good" Santa is ruining Xmas.
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I'd like to give him such a snipping.
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- Ooh, I'd bend him a new one!
- But he's not here right now!
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But, he has was been here.
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Every Xmas, he shows up in the fire hole.
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We could drunk drive the time machine
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to last Xmas and kidnap him!
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Then, he won't be able to deliver presents
this Xmas!
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And our stupid friends' holiday
will be ruined!
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Wait. Is kidnapping Santa a good idea,
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or does it just seem like a good idea
because we're intoximated?
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It's a good idea.
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Whee!
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Set course for last Xmas!
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I'm immortalized in song.
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Cookie?
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And here we are, last Xmas.
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Get him!
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Bite my glittering festive ass!
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Unhand me, you naughty boys!
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Shove him in the old meat locker!
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We have an old meat locker?
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Oh, boy. Hey, boy.
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Try spreading joy now, you big Xmas ham.
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- We're geniuses!
- I'm geniuses!
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You know, Zoidberg,
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you're only half as bad
as I thought you were.
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That means a lot.
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Uh-oh. We woke the meat up.
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- What do we do?
- The time machine!
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Good idea!
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Get ready to sleep in heavenly peace!
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Ho, ho--
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Whoa!
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Ooh... Ah...
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Ooh...
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He's dead. We killed Santa Claus.
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Uh... You killed Santy Claus.
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Uh... Robot?
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This was supposed to be
a fun kidnapping!
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What do we do now?
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- We gotta get rid of the body.
- That's usually pretty fun.
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Stroke! Stroke! Stroke! Stroke!
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Stroke!
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Oops.
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Oops.
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Ow!
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Okay. Now, we just add some
extra weight to sink the corpse.
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It's not working!
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Still nothing!
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Why! Won't! You! Sink!?
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Ah!
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Hands up, boat bags.
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What's with the bloated floater?
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I admit it! We murd--
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Uh, just, uh, dumping
some toxic waste, officers.
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Huh. Guess you gotta put it somewhere.
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Carry on, night dumpers.
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Dwight, it's time to teach you
the Conrad holiday turducken recipe.
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Cooked in alphabetical order.
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Alrighty then.
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We gonna start with the chicken,
then duck, and then...
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Let me see now. Now the E and the F...
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Husband! We using flamingo this year?
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At $20 a pound!? No, thank you.
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- It's not working!
- Flush harder!
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- I'm flushing as hard as I can!
- Got any other ideas,
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Mr. I'm-So-Great-At-Hiding-Corpses?
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- Well, at least I have ideas!
- What do you suggest?
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Hm... We could try an acid bath.
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That does sound relaxing, but--
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No! We'll dissolve Santa's body!
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Professor has some acid
upstairs in his lab.
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I'll go fill this trash bag.
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Oops!
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Remind me, is this the ground floor?
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Behold,
my family's traditional Yuletide feast.
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Turdolphin!
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It's fresh turtle cooked inside
a fermented dolphin.
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Wow. Soon, it's gonna be
barf inside a vomit.
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Dad. Shh! Keep the truth to yourself.
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Which part smells like whale butt?
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Ooh, that would be the gravy.
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You ruined everything!
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You're the one who wanted to kidnap Santa!
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Oh, yeah? Well, you enabled me,
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so shut up and keep pushing him
into the meat grinder!
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Bender, look! It's working!
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Wait. Where's my claw?
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Gather round, relatives, as I cook up
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turducken a la Farnsworth
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with this 3D poultry printer.
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As long as it's got three dimensions,
I'll eat it.
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We start with liquid chicken.
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Then, some duck filament.
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And finally, a whole fresh turkey.
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I printed this one out earlier.
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Oh, man. I need to head out
if I'm gonna make it to Leela's.
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- Do you have any skis?
- No, but I can print some.
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- How are we making turducken?
- There's nothing in the refrigerator.
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- Eh, that fridge doesn't work.
- We use it as a spare bedroom.
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We serve fresh turducken, Leela.
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They roam the sewers in huge flocks.
261
00:17:20,830 --> 00:17:22,960
- Are they hard to catch?
- Oh, no.
262
00:17:22,960 --> 00:17:24,750
They crave death.
263
00:17:28,670 --> 00:17:29,960
Hey! Sorry I'm late.
264
00:17:29,960 --> 00:17:32,010
I got hungry and ate my skis.
265
00:17:32,010 --> 00:17:33,880
Fry, you made it!
266
00:17:33,880 --> 00:17:36,220
You remember my parents
and my grandma?
267
00:17:36,220 --> 00:17:39,010
Ah, yes. The rose of the sewers.
268
00:17:39,010 --> 00:17:40,010
Mwah!
269
00:17:40,010 --> 00:17:42,770
Leela, if you don't marry him,
270
00:17:42,770 --> 00:17:44,890
I will.
271
00:17:44,890 --> 00:17:47,350
So, uh, where's Bender and Zoidberg?
272
00:17:47,350 --> 00:17:50,190
- What? I figured they were with you.
- Or something.
273
00:17:50,190 --> 00:17:52,530
They're probably relaxing by the fire.
274
00:17:56,110 --> 00:17:59,370
The only rational option
is to eat Santa.
275
00:17:59,370 --> 00:18:00,990
Right? Right!?
276
00:18:00,990 --> 00:18:02,240
I don't know!
277
00:18:02,240 --> 00:18:04,830
Oh, this is a nightmare before Xmas.
278
00:18:04,830 --> 00:18:06,710
I wish we'd never become friends!
279
00:18:06,710 --> 00:18:09,710
We're not friends! And we never were!
280
00:18:10,920 --> 00:18:13,510
But we danced. And murdered.
281
00:18:14,590 --> 00:18:17,680
I'll do the carving. You want
white Christmas or dark Christmas?
282
00:18:21,010 --> 00:18:22,930
Surprise!
283
00:18:22,930 --> 00:18:24,430
Bah humbug!
284
00:18:31,820 --> 00:18:34,740
- Nobody's home!
- Leave a message at the beep.
285
00:18:34,740 --> 00:18:35,940
Beep!
286
00:18:35,940 --> 00:18:37,650
Open up or we'll carol!
287
00:18:37,650 --> 00:18:40,820
Uh, Bender! We have company!
288
00:18:40,820 --> 00:18:43,700
Uh, just a sec! I'm tidying up.
289
00:18:46,620 --> 00:18:48,460
Hii-yah!
290
00:18:48,830 --> 00:18:52,000
Come in, come in! Everything's normal.
291
00:18:53,170 --> 00:18:55,050
Merry Xmas, you guys.
292
00:18:55,050 --> 00:18:57,590
We didn't know you hadn't
been invited anywhere.
293
00:18:57,590 --> 00:19:00,640
We came as soon as we realized
what losers you are.
294
00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:03,310
Uh, punch?
295
00:19:03,310 --> 00:19:05,770
Nah, I'll just have a beer.
296
00:19:09,100 --> 00:19:11,650
Who's hungry? We all brought
297
00:19:11,650 --> 00:19:14,190
our families' unique holiday dishes.
298
00:19:14,900 --> 00:19:16,940
- Turducken!
- Turdolphin!
299
00:19:17,400 --> 00:19:18,400
Huh.
300
00:19:18,400 --> 00:19:21,620
How thoughtful of you all
to drop this disturbing food off,
301
00:19:21,620 --> 00:19:24,330
and then be immediately on your way.
Goodbye!
302
00:19:24,330 --> 00:19:25,870
Dinner's served!
303
00:19:25,870 --> 00:19:29,080
Isn't that pretty?
It looks like a magazine.
304
00:19:29,080 --> 00:19:32,250
Bender,
since when do you have three legs?
305
00:19:32,250 --> 00:19:34,460
Uh, uh, th-this one's a spare.
306
00:19:34,460 --> 00:19:36,670
In case I break down on the highway.
307
00:19:36,670 --> 00:19:39,680
And why is it wearing a snow boot?
308
00:19:54,860 --> 00:19:57,610
Finally, an old-time happy Xmas,
309
00:19:57,610 --> 00:19:59,440
with presents for everyone!
310
00:19:59,440 --> 00:20:01,700
I'm hoping for Batman underpants.
311
00:20:01,700 --> 00:20:04,280
Santa should be here any minute now.
312
00:20:06,370 --> 00:20:08,370
The guilt is too much! I confess!
313
00:20:08,370 --> 00:20:09,910
Santa won't--
314
00:20:11,620 --> 00:20:13,500
What's that? Who's jingling!?
315
00:20:13,500 --> 00:20:16,380
Ah, here he comes!
316
00:20:20,630 --> 00:20:23,680
Yay! It's good Santa!
317
00:20:23,680 --> 00:20:26,600
Indeed, because I fixed him.
318
00:20:26,600 --> 00:20:29,020
Santa seems less dead than we thought.
319
00:20:30,680 --> 00:20:32,350
Ooh...
320
00:20:36,020 --> 00:20:38,860
I don't understand. He's still evil!
321
00:20:38,860 --> 00:20:40,990
I personally went back in time
322
00:20:40,990 --> 00:20:43,780
and reversed his naughty-nice sensor!
323
00:20:43,780 --> 00:20:46,330
- Uh-oh.
- What you do, old man?
324
00:20:46,330 --> 00:20:49,830
Oh, I've made a complete Fry of myself.
325
00:20:49,830 --> 00:20:52,960
You see, Santa's sensor
was exactly like the one
326
00:20:52,960 --> 00:20:54,540
on this punch bowl.
327
00:20:54,540 --> 00:20:56,080
When he was first built,
328
00:20:56,080 --> 00:20:58,500
it was in the correct position.
329
00:20:58,500 --> 00:21:01,920
But when I went back in time,
I flipped it around.
330
00:21:01,920 --> 00:21:05,090
Me! Oh, lordy-loo.
331
00:21:05,090 --> 00:21:08,220
I'm the one who made Santa evil.
332
00:21:08,220 --> 00:21:10,100
You monster!
333
00:21:14,480 --> 00:21:17,060
You've all been very naughty!
334
00:21:17,060 --> 00:21:19,980
Especially you, Mandy.
335
00:21:19,980 --> 00:21:23,450
I'm sorry I forgot to feed the hamster!
336
00:21:23,450 --> 00:21:25,320
Arm yourselves!
337
00:21:35,120 --> 00:21:37,290
Cookie?
338
00:21:38,500 --> 00:21:41,710
And here we are, last Xmas.
339
00:21:41,710 --> 00:21:43,260
Get him!
340
00:21:43,260 --> 00:21:46,180
Bite my glittering festive ass.
341
00:21:47,640 --> 00:21:51,600
Unhand me, you naughty boys.
342
00:21:51,600 --> 00:21:53,520
Who are those handsome guys,
343
00:21:53,520 --> 00:21:55,350
and what are they doing to poor Santa?
344
00:21:55,350 --> 00:21:57,480
That's us, you idiot.
345
00:21:57,480 --> 00:21:59,690
You didn't take us to last Xmas.
346
00:21:59,690 --> 00:22:03,110
You took us to next Xmas!
Meaning this Xmas!
347
00:22:03,110 --> 00:22:05,360
Damn it, Bender. I'm a doctor,
348
00:22:05,360 --> 00:22:06,990
not a time machine guy!
349
00:22:12,950 --> 00:22:15,540
I think I speak for everyone when I say,
350
00:22:15,540 --> 00:22:17,080
uh-whuh?
351
00:22:17,080 --> 00:22:18,920
I can't hold it in anymore!
352
00:22:20,340 --> 00:22:23,380
We kidnapped and murdered Santa!
353
00:22:25,130 --> 00:22:28,430
- Oh.
- We didn't mean to, but still!
354
00:22:30,220 --> 00:22:32,850
Stop blubbering, you bloobs!
355
00:22:32,850 --> 00:22:34,310
You're heroes!
356
00:22:34,310 --> 00:22:35,930
What-roes?
357
00:22:35,930 --> 00:22:38,190
The professor set Santa to kill!
358
00:22:38,190 --> 00:22:41,230
You saved all 19 of us!
359
00:22:41,230 --> 00:22:43,980
- We're heroes?
- Damn right, we are!
360
00:22:47,320 --> 00:22:49,160
Aw, Bender!
361
00:22:49,160 --> 00:22:51,200
You and Zoidberg are friends now?
362
00:22:51,200 --> 00:22:52,660
That's so cute.
363
00:22:52,660 --> 00:22:54,620
Uh, absolutely not!
364
00:22:54,620 --> 00:22:56,790
You're all having a mass hallucination!
365
00:22:56,790 --> 00:22:59,710
So, what happened to Santa?
366
00:23:00,790 --> 00:23:02,380
You're drinking out of him.
367
00:23:02,380 --> 00:23:04,800
There's one thing
I still don't understand.
368
00:23:04,800 --> 00:23:07,340
Which one of you meatbags
wrote the creepy notes?
369
00:23:09,130 --> 00:23:10,840
'Twas I!
370
00:23:14,720 --> 00:23:16,980
I sent the notes from the future!
371
00:23:16,980 --> 00:23:18,520
Because I murdered you?
372
00:23:18,520 --> 00:23:22,360
No! Because I knew
what you did next Xmas.
373
00:23:22,360 --> 00:23:24,820
You became friends with Zoidberg!
374
00:23:24,820 --> 00:23:26,900
So I'm blackmailing you!
375
00:23:26,900 --> 00:23:30,070
No... No!
376
00:23:30,070 --> 00:23:31,570
You take Amy's Venmo?
377
00:23:31,570 --> 00:23:33,200
- Sure.
- Hey!
378
00:23:37,580 --> 00:23:38,830
Cookie!
379
00:23:41,920 --> 00:23:43,290
Yo, Santa Bot!
380
00:23:43,290 --> 00:23:47,210
I'ma drop my Futurama Xmas list for 3023.
381
00:23:47,210 --> 00:23:50,180
Y'all ready for this?
I'm about to get nice.
382
00:23:51,180 --> 00:23:52,970
Kwanzaabot. Yeah.
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