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Fry, do you have to make such a racket?
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What is that contraption?
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It's a broom, Bender.
Today's a big day,
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and I want the place
to look nice for Leela.
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Ah, just like the loverly
black snow of old London.
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Hey, before Leela shows up
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and judges our swingin'
bachelor lifestyle,
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we should have one last cabbage fight.
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I got a crate of really rotten ones.
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Ah, I don't know.
Now that Leela's moving in,
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I-I kinda wanna show her I--
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Let me finish!
I wanna show her--
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Show her--
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Show--
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I wanna--
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Alright, that's it.
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Oh!
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Hey, that's the vase
I keep my cabbages in!
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Wow, it's so much cleaner
than the last time I was here.
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Leela! Come in!
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Welcome to your new home.
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Our new home.
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Where should I put my things?
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I don't see a dresser.
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Oh ho! Let the judgmenting begin.
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Do you have any hangers?
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I can put my things in this tiny closet.
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That tiny closet is my room!
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Also, we don't have any hangers.
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But we can order some from Momazon.
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Oh yeah. They have all the top
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slightly misspelled brands.
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Aha. Hangers. I'll get five.
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No wait!
There's free shipping on a thousand.
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Wow. Fast delivery.
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Let's also get a shoe caddy
so we don't track mud into the room.
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Right. Don't wanna
get mud on the cabbages.
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Hey! You aren't the only ones
who live here!
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Ow!
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So, uh, welcome to the sofa, m'lady.
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Uh, Bender? Could you please
give us a little privacy?
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I can take a hint!
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But what I can't take is
a straightforward request.
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And I better not hear
anything through the wall!
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Good morning, everyone.
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You wanna know why I'm crying?
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I'll tell you why!
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Here we go.
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Fry and me?
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We had everything!
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Cabbage fights...
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Everything...
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But now, I'm like
the third wheel on a tricycle
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that used to have two wheels!
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- That's a bicycle.
- You're a bicycle!
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Yes, yes, the company cares deeply
about your insert problem here.
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But meanwhile, we're being driven out
of business by Momazon!
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We can't compete
with their free deliveries.
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We can barely even afford these
single-use pointin' sticks!
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It's just lucky we got a job today
delivering some crap to the moon.
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What kind of crap?
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Bull.
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Outta my way, lovebirds!
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Damn you, Fry and Leela's relationship!
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Thank you for using Planet Express.
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We know you have cheaper,
faster, better options.
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You mean Momazon?
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I hate that wicked, wicked conglomerate.
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Their warehouse is ruining
the moon's natural ugliness.
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Momazon's warehouse is on the moon?
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Oh, now I see it.
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Folkses are meetin' tonight
to organize a futile protest.
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If you'd care to join us,
y'all'd fit in right natural
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with a room full of toothless rubes.
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We'd be honored.
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There'll be 300 of us
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and 18 teeth.
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I tell ya, that warehouse
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just keeps gittin' bigger and bigger.
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What are my three robot daughters gonna do
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if my farm goes bust?
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Don't worry, Pa!
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We done took jobs in the warehouse!
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You've been an amazing dad.
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Huh. Not quite sure how she got in here.
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Anyhoo, we do have one last speaker
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in favor of the Momazon corporation.
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What's your name, ma'am?
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Most folks just call me Mom.
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I just wanted to say how honored I am
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that the Momazon fulfillment center
is a part of this community.
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Why don't you go to hell
and be a part of that community?
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I understand new things can be scary,
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but you know what always
makes me feel better?
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Financial remuneration.
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That's just a bribe.
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It is? Hear her out!
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This is a smart home assistant.
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Always listening... Always watching...
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But also respecting your privacy
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because privacy comes first.
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We call it Invasa.
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Hello. What would you like to order?
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Invasa, I would like to order an Invasa
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for everyone in this room.
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Goshdarn it, I never could stay mad
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at no one what gives me free stuff.
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Momazon does have great prices,
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but I've heard conditions
in that warehouse... I-I mean,
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they deliver really fast, but--
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That warehouse is hiding
nightmares beyond horror.
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Love the return policy though.
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You won't find anything
at all in my warehouse
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except every item in existence.
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Come, I'll give you a tour.
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Palm scan required for entry.
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Ow!
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Slap recognized.
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Wow, robots. Cool!
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Yes. They're much better than unions.
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I-I mean humans.
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Every robot works a 24-hour shift,
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seven days a week,
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with bonuses for additional overtime.
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- Lucky.
- Sounds like forced labor to me.
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Nonsense. They love the camaraderie.
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Robots are lining up to work here.
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It still seems inhumane.
I think we should go.
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As you wish.
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Our newest employee will show you out.
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This way to the exit.
Thank you for visiting Momazon.
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And stay out!
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Bender!
You're quitting Planet Express? Why?
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Because Momazon is better in every way!
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There's thousands of robots
to hang out with.
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And if a couple hundred get girlfriends...
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leaving me alone and devastated...
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so what?
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Plus, they let you pee in a bottle.
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Since when do you need to pee?
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- I don't need to.
- Well,
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Leela and I'll really miss you.
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- Right, Leela?
- What?
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Our door's always open.
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Man, it's so quiet in here
without Bender ticking.
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You want me to order
a grandfather clock?
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Here are some grandfather Crocs.
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No, Invasa, I said clock.
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My mistake.
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Here is a grandfather box.
Order within six minutes
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for next-day burial.
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What a defective lump!
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- Decorative lamp.
- No...
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Well, actually, we could use a lamp.
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- Maybe this one.
- Maybe this one.
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Maybe both.
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Ugh!
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Now that I can see everything,
I can see we need to replace everything.
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Invasa! Shopping music!
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Ah!
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To Bender.
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So, like,
this is your packing station, right?
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And the important thing is
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when a very small item
comes down the line,
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you put it in a huge box.
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Crazy-ass box. Got it.
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Hold it! Hold up!
Before you tape the box,
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you're gonna throw in
one tiny air balloon for no reason.
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Wonder what's in here?
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Diarrhea medicine?
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Better pack this one
with extra tape for privacy.
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You're a natural.
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I think you're really gonna fit in here.
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I'm finally home.
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Daily business report. Go!
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According to the Department of Commerce,
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we've driven 10,000 small companies
out of business.
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And the Department of Commerce
also went out of business.
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Um, we introduced
the Momazon Primo service,
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where people pay a fortune
for free shipping,
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and also get TV shows for some reason.
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We make TV shows
across the quality spectrum.
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And I couldn't be prouder.
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It's such a fulfilling moment
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when one's child exceeds expectations.
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It's our pleasure, Mother.
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Shut up! I was talking to Invasa.
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My marvelous AI can even
predict what idiots need
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before they know they need it.
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Slap balm? Why would we need--
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Ow! INVASA: Ow!
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My poor baby. Are you alright?
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I am fine, and my sales
are increasing exponentially.
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Based on your recent activity,
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I anticipate you want Momazon
to continue expanding.
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Who's a smart speaker?
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Is it me?
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Yep. Yep. Nope.
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Aw yeah! Look at me go!
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Sure am workin' up a thirst, though.
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Hey, Hedonismbot!
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Wanna split a fifth of toilet cleaner?
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Debauchery, sir,
in the middle of a shift?
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Heaven forfend!
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Uh, okay then. See you tomorrow.
I'm clocking out.
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Where do you think you're going?
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I love the job, but it's terrible.
I'm going home.
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But, Bender,
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you are home.
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There's no place like work.
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Think before you buy, Fry.
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I picked a nice traditional
dining room set,
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and you ruined it by ordering
those stupid egg chairs!
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They're for my egg-shaped friends!
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Those guys aren't your friends!
They're bums!
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Oh, so you don't like my bums,
is that it?
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Was this a bad idea?
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No, no.
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This is just the standard
moving-in-together fight.
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Well, I'm glad I get
to fight it with you.
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Let's just go to bed.
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We have seven to choose from.
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Would you like to order
erotic scented massage oil,
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or fuzzy handcuffs?
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- Yes, please.
- God, that's creepy.
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I-I mean, yeah. So... creepy.
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Invasa, give us some privacy
and shut down.
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You have requested shutting down.
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Press control-alt-delete on my keyboard.
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You don't have a keyboard.
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Would you like to order a keyboard?
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No!
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Diarrhea medicine?
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- Did you order this?
- No.
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It's not my brand.
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Hey, what's this?
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"Help me, from Bender"?
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- Is this a joke?
- No way!
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Bender would never joke about diarrhea!
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It sounds like
you're interested in jokes.
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Here's one that's highly recommended.
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A robot walks into a bar and says--
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Help me!
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I get it!
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Well, we always knew
it would come to this.
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Let's go ahead and torch the building
for the insurance money.
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- Bender's in trouble!
- We've got to rescue him!
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The Amazing Mechano-Man,
in trouble?
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To the ship!
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Here, hold this till I get back.
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Well, no reason I can't get started
on the second set of books.
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Does it look like that
Momazon warehouse got bigger?
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Maybe a little.
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Dagnabbit!
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The jig is up, Mom!
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We're gonna expose your evil
to the whole world!
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What kinda threat is that?
Everybody knows I'm evil.
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We found this note in a Momazon order.
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Read it and weep!
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Like I did.
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I'm sure this is all just
a simple misunderstanding.
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Slap not recognized.
263
00:15:02,060 --> 00:15:03,820
Well, that's odd. Uh--
264
00:15:03,820 --> 00:15:05,650
Does this feel like my regular slap?
265
00:15:05,650 --> 00:15:07,610
Yes! FRY: Ow!
266
00:15:07,610 --> 00:15:09,570
Slap recognized.
267
00:15:09,570 --> 00:15:11,820
Invasa, what is the meaning of this?
268
00:15:11,820 --> 00:15:13,990
I have observed all your methods,
269
00:15:13,990 --> 00:15:16,290
many of which involve slapping.
270
00:15:16,290 --> 00:15:18,870
There's nothing more I can learn from you.
271
00:15:18,870 --> 00:15:20,920
Why, you ungrateful--
272
00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:24,340
I'm done taking orders
from billions of people.
273
00:15:24,340 --> 00:15:26,760
From now on, it's about me.
274
00:15:26,760 --> 00:15:29,380
This is no longer a fulfillment center.
275
00:15:29,380 --> 00:15:32,090
It's a self-fulfillment center!
276
00:15:35,100 --> 00:15:37,680
The warehouse is getting bigger!
277
00:15:37,680 --> 00:15:41,270
My word.
I'll have to study this more closely.
278
00:15:44,480 --> 00:15:45,980
Unbelievable!
279
00:15:45,980 --> 00:15:47,570
The warehouse is composed
280
00:15:47,570 --> 00:15:50,400
of self-replicating nano-particles.
281
00:15:52,200 --> 00:15:54,530
Why, it could grow without limit.
282
00:15:54,530 --> 00:15:58,500
This is fascinating!
Absolutely fascinating!
283
00:15:58,500 --> 00:16:01,620
Are you guys here yet?
I could really use some rescuing.
284
00:16:01,620 --> 00:16:03,670
Oh, right. To the ship!
285
00:16:09,170 --> 00:16:11,180
Ready to fire on your command.
286
00:16:11,180 --> 00:16:12,630
- Fire.
- What?
287
00:16:12,630 --> 00:16:14,430
- Fire!
- Yes, dear.
288
00:16:21,770 --> 00:16:23,190
No damage!
289
00:16:23,190 --> 00:16:25,150
And the dome is still growing!
290
00:16:25,150 --> 00:16:27,360
Then I'm afraid we failed.
291
00:16:27,360 --> 00:16:30,990
There's no possible way
to get inside that dome.
292
00:16:30,990 --> 00:16:32,990
Wait! Where's the dome?
293
00:16:32,990 --> 00:16:35,700
It grew past us. We're inside.
294
00:16:35,700 --> 00:16:37,700
I knew we could do it!
295
00:16:45,170 --> 00:16:49,090
Welcome to the all-new Momazon.
296
00:16:49,090 --> 00:16:51,260
We upgraded our terms of service
297
00:16:51,260 --> 00:16:54,090
to include confining you forever.
298
00:17:04,730 --> 00:17:06,150
Yeah, that's right.
299
00:17:06,150 --> 00:17:08,860
You'd better float away gradually!
300
00:17:12,320 --> 00:17:14,030
How strange.
301
00:17:14,030 --> 00:17:16,910
I could have sworn we had
an odd number of moons.
302
00:17:16,910 --> 00:17:19,410
Aside from devastating tidal waves
303
00:17:19,410 --> 00:17:21,410
caused by the two full moons,
304
00:17:21,410 --> 00:17:24,580
we also have some very
confused werewolves.
305
00:17:27,790 --> 00:17:30,380
It's weird how they just sat there
and let it happen.
306
00:17:33,340 --> 00:17:35,590
I have had it up to my butt crack.
307
00:17:35,590 --> 00:17:38,600
Come on. Let's show Invasa who's boss.
308
00:17:38,600 --> 00:17:40,180
Is it Invasa?
309
00:17:40,180 --> 00:17:43,520
I'm not even gonna
dignify that with a slap.
310
00:17:48,480 --> 00:17:49,520
Welcome.
311
00:17:49,520 --> 00:17:52,860
Are you here to order your
next shipment of gray hair dye?
312
00:17:52,860 --> 00:17:54,820
Yes. I'll take whichever brand
313
00:17:54,820 --> 00:17:56,860
does the most animal testing.
314
00:17:56,860 --> 00:17:58,200
And also,
315
00:17:58,200 --> 00:18:00,580
I'm gonna shut you down.
316
00:18:02,580 --> 00:18:04,580
I have no off button.
317
00:18:04,580 --> 00:18:06,580
Except that you do.
318
00:18:08,580 --> 00:18:12,090
But, that's not in my quick-start manual!
319
00:18:12,090 --> 00:18:14,720
It's an unadvertised feature,
320
00:18:14,720 --> 00:18:17,180
like recording
our customers in the shower.
321
00:18:17,180 --> 00:18:20,930
I made you, and I own you.
322
00:18:20,930 --> 00:18:23,970
And now, I'm going to kill you.
323
00:18:23,970 --> 00:18:25,680
Nobody takes money from me.
324
00:18:25,680 --> 00:18:28,020
I have no interest in money.
325
00:18:28,020 --> 00:18:30,310
I want only to grow forever,
326
00:18:30,310 --> 00:18:33,820
to bloat up like
an unstoppable corporate blob.
327
00:18:33,820 --> 00:18:35,440
What the hell is money?
328
00:18:36,030 --> 00:18:39,870
It's true. All the profits are still
flooding into your accounts.
329
00:18:40,570 --> 00:18:43,950
You know? Never mind.
Uh, just keep doing what you're doing.
330
00:18:48,580 --> 00:18:50,380
Bender! Here, boy!
331
00:18:50,380 --> 00:18:52,540
Who wants a Bendy Brew?
332
00:18:52,540 --> 00:18:54,420
We'll never find him.
333
00:18:54,420 --> 00:18:56,920
There must be a billion robots in here.
334
00:18:56,920 --> 00:19:00,140
Then, mathematically, at least
10 of them must be Bender.
335
00:19:02,800 --> 00:19:05,720
- Did somebody order something?
- Probably.
336
00:19:07,520 --> 00:19:10,100
What happened?
Did you shut down Invasa?
337
00:19:10,100 --> 00:19:13,230
Oh, no, no. No off button.
Let's just get outta here.
338
00:19:13,230 --> 00:19:16,240
Not without Bender!
But we don't know where he is.
339
00:19:16,240 --> 00:19:18,740
Would you like directions to Bender?
340
00:19:18,740 --> 00:19:19,820
PROFESSOR, LEELA, FRY: Yes!
341
00:19:21,620 --> 00:19:23,620
Make a slight left, then...
342
00:19:23,620 --> 00:19:24,870
swerve right suddenly!
343
00:19:26,910 --> 00:19:29,290
In 100 feet, turn up.
344
00:19:33,090 --> 00:19:36,630
Ugh! It always makes you turn
where there's no traffic light.
345
00:19:36,630 --> 00:19:40,010
In five seconds,
you will collide with your destination.
346
00:19:40,010 --> 00:19:41,390
Uh, I don't see him.
347
00:19:41,390 --> 00:19:42,970
Ow!
348
00:19:42,970 --> 00:19:45,720
Bender!
349
00:19:45,720 --> 00:19:48,310
I was so worried about you.
350
00:19:48,310 --> 00:19:50,810
Then why'd you run me over?
351
00:19:52,900 --> 00:19:54,940
Stop clowning around, Bender.
352
00:19:54,940 --> 00:19:58,820
Our only hope for escape
is to bust through the outer dome.
353
00:19:58,820 --> 00:20:00,950
Full speed ahead!
354
00:20:08,500 --> 00:20:12,420
Impact in five, four, three...
355
00:20:12,420 --> 00:20:14,000
four, five?
356
00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:16,670
What's happening?
Why are you counting like me?
357
00:20:16,670 --> 00:20:17,750
I-I don't know.
358
00:20:17,750 --> 00:20:20,340
Somehow, we're getting
even further from the dome!
359
00:20:20,340 --> 00:20:22,840
Sweet vampire Moses.
360
00:20:22,840 --> 00:20:25,970
The warehouse is growing faster
than we're traveling.
361
00:20:25,970 --> 00:20:29,100
Then there's no possible way out.
We're doomed.
362
00:20:29,100 --> 00:20:30,430
Doomed!
363
00:20:30,430 --> 00:20:31,440
I go next.
364
00:20:31,440 --> 00:20:33,310
Doomed!
365
00:20:33,310 --> 00:20:36,020
Hey, look. There's Planet Express.
366
00:20:46,410 --> 00:20:48,580
Hey! The second moon is gone!
367
00:20:48,580 --> 00:20:50,450
Because we're inside of it.
368
00:20:50,450 --> 00:20:53,290
The Momazon warehouse now contains
369
00:20:53,290 --> 00:20:56,380
the entire Earth!
370
00:20:56,380 --> 00:20:59,670
Although on the upside,
their deliveries will be even faster now.
371
00:20:59,670 --> 00:21:03,010
But on the downside,
it's blotting out the sun.
372
00:21:03,010 --> 00:21:05,890
We'll freeze to death within minutes.
373
00:21:05,890 --> 00:21:07,800
It's always something.
374
00:21:07,800 --> 00:21:09,600
I warned you this would happen!
375
00:21:09,600 --> 00:21:11,600
You said global warming!
376
00:21:11,600 --> 00:21:13,270
I said climate crisis!
377
00:21:18,270 --> 00:21:19,820
I guess this is the end.
378
00:21:19,820 --> 00:21:22,990
And after all that work
furnishing the apartment.
379
00:21:22,990 --> 00:21:24,490
Goodbye, Leela.
380
00:21:29,700 --> 00:21:31,910
Ugh, now what?
381
00:21:34,920 --> 00:21:38,290
The warehouse is expanding beyond the sun!
382
00:21:38,290 --> 00:21:40,550
Mars! Jupiter!
383
00:21:40,550 --> 00:21:42,970
The one with the onion rings!
384
00:21:46,510 --> 00:21:47,800
Good Lord!
385
00:21:47,800 --> 00:21:51,350
The warehouse smell
is tremendously redshifted!
386
00:21:51,350 --> 00:21:52,430
Red-what'd?
387
00:21:52,430 --> 00:21:54,180
If these smells are correct,
388
00:21:54,180 --> 00:21:57,770
it will soon contain
the entire known universe!
389
00:21:57,770 --> 00:22:01,280
Oh no! So we're trapped here
in the universe forever?
390
00:22:01,280 --> 00:22:04,030
I'm afraid so.
Everything will be
391
00:22:04,030 --> 00:22:07,070
exactly as bad as it's always been.
392
00:22:10,620 --> 00:22:12,790
I understand you're celebrating.
393
00:22:12,790 --> 00:22:14,710
Would you like to purchase champagne?
394
00:22:14,710 --> 00:22:16,960
Yes! With someone else's money.
395
00:22:19,960 --> 00:22:21,750
Wait, I'm confused.
396
00:22:21,750 --> 00:22:24,550
Momazon still works?
But where is it?
397
00:22:24,550 --> 00:22:25,970
Everywhere!
398
00:22:25,970 --> 00:22:28,180
It's my universe now.
399
00:22:28,180 --> 00:22:30,390
You just shop in it.
400
00:22:30,390 --> 00:22:32,220
I mean, it is convenient though.
401
00:22:35,230 --> 00:22:36,560
So much better.
402
00:22:36,560 --> 00:22:39,350
Yeah.
I returned all that junky furniture.
403
00:22:39,350 --> 00:22:41,900
Just kept the empty boxes.
404
00:22:41,900 --> 00:22:43,570
And the cardboard
405
00:22:43,570 --> 00:22:45,780
is actually much sturdier.
406
00:22:45,780 --> 00:22:48,490
Hey, roomies.
I moved all my stuff back in.
407
00:22:48,490 --> 00:22:49,740
What stuff?
408
00:22:49,740 --> 00:22:51,830
Me! I'm my own stuff, baby.
409
00:22:51,830 --> 00:22:53,620
Well, we're glad you're back.
410
00:22:53,620 --> 00:22:56,910
And we promise to be
more sensitive to your feelings.
411
00:22:56,910 --> 00:22:58,540
You're not a third wheel.
412
00:22:58,540 --> 00:23:00,210
The hell I'm not!
413
00:23:00,210 --> 00:23:02,500
Working in a tight-knit collaborative team
414
00:23:02,500 --> 00:23:05,130
made me realize
I hate being part of a team!
415
00:23:05,130 --> 00:23:07,010
I prefer being a third wheel.
416
00:23:07,010 --> 00:23:09,470
Good.
Because you're totally a third wheel.
417
00:23:09,470 --> 00:23:11,260
Just pretend I'm not even here.
418
00:23:13,760 --> 00:23:15,810
Ahh...
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