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Aw. He's using his jacket
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as some kind of security blanket.
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That's so cute and pathetic.
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It really is. You do you, weirdo!
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- Oh, hey, guys.
- I'm just sucking on my jacket.
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A Clump-O-Honey candy
got stuck right there
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over a thousand years ago,
and I can still taste it.
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You know who I bet
would like some of that?
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Me! Zoidberg.
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Oh, no!
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Zoidberg, you residue hog!
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Now all I taste is crab juice.
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So, buy another jacket candy.
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I can't. They stopped making it
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after it got reclassified
as industrial glue.
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Ah. Then I, Bender,
will recreate the recipe.
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Don't forget, I came in third
on MasterChef Junior.
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May I have a taste?
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Sure. You seem like the kind of guy
who has a mouth.
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Whoa! Diabetic coma!
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Hm. I better add some sugar
to make it less sweet.
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And just a touch of treacle
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to remind me of my dear
departed Aunt Juanita.
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She drowned in treacle.
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You know I'm dying on the floor.
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So, what do you think?
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- Mm! It's perfect, Bender.
- Totally jacket worthy.
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It's a little sticky.
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It's a lot sticky!
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And there's something hard in it.
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Luckily, I'm an expert
at fixing human beak bones.
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Are you free Friday
for an expensive appointment?
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Let me check. Open calendar!
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Shmeird. There's some old alert
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I set up 20 years ago.
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Our babies?!
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It's time, my love.
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Oh, Kif!
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The hell are you talking about?
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Something to do
with the meatbag life cycle?
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- That's right, Bender.
- Many years ago,
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I gave birth to a clutch of tadpoles
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with Amy by my side.
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- I have video of the birth.
- Wanna see it?
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No!
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That is the wrong kind of delivery!
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Oh, Nelly! Oh!
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Life is disgusting.
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No, it was beautiful.
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But I was so not prepared to be a mother.
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In 20 years, they'll sprout legs
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and crawl back onto land as children.
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I'll be ready then.
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Well, Amy, are you ready now?
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Having a family with you
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is the only thing
I want in the whole world.
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- Then can I have your car?
- No!
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Too late. I already crashed it.
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Oh, this is so exciting!
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The birth ceremony will begin any minute.
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Thanks for the warning.
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And don't describe it to me!
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- We're here!
- Mom! Dad!
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Oh, I'm so glad you made it!
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Oh, we wouldn't miss the birth
of our grandbabies
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for a million dollars.
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'Cause we're so rich,
that's like a penny.
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Oh, my. It's the Grand Midwife.
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I am the Grand Midwife!
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Big fan!
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I am Kif of the clan Kroker.
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I know. I recognize your head.
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And this is my smizmar, Amy.
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We have come to receive our offspring.
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As you transition to parenthood,
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I shall be your counsel and guide.
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I do so out of solemn respect
for our traditions
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and not for any optional cash donation
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people sometimes place in that basket.
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- Thank you.
- It's green,
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- and there's a little sign on it.
- Found it!
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Then the Emergence shall now commence!
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Or not. It's unpredictable.
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Guess I'll have to wing it.
Anybody here from out of town?
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O-oh! Here they come.
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Oh my. I'm so anxious,
my camouflage reflex is kicking in.
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No, it's helpful.
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I wanna look cute
for our hundreds of kids.
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We shall now stand by,
without interfering,
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as we observe the sacred process
known as...
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the Winnowing.
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What's that mean?
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It means don't start naming them yet.
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Four of them made it!
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Well, three and a half.
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Young creatures
of the Black Lagoon,
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go now to your parents.
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Uh, can I help you?
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Over here!
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They're perfect.
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Ew. She's touching them.
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Cherish these children, Kif and Amy,
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for they are beautiful.
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Eh...
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Well, in-in the sense that
all children are beautiful.
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The transformation is complete!
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We welcome these new beings
of the land.
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They can call me Captain Uncle.
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Uh, I'll go dispose of
this medical waste.
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With a little butter and lemon.
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- Want a picture with the kids?
- No need.
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The way they look
is burned into my mind.
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- They're nice, you know?
- Just a kinda little--
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Super gross.
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But, you're finally grandparents.
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That'll be our little secret.
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Oh my.
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Thanks for bringing the kids by
for my lunch break.
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They're the sweetest thing on the menu.
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Not even close!
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Uh, question.
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These three babies
are totally different sizes.
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Question mark.
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Oh, well, they grew at varying rates
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depending on the temperature
of the water they were in.
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Little Newt here was in a cold, deep area.
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- Mama!
- Wrong again.
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Mandy is from
the temperate middle depths.
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He's shrively!
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You haven't seen the half of it.
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And Axl is from the warm shallows,
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just like his old man.
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Do you always
have to talk about me?
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So why does this one
keep calling me Mama?
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And what's with the big weird eye?
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It's not weird. It looks like yours.
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It's pretty weird.
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Why would he look like me?
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Don't you remember?
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Twenty years ago, you impregnated Kif.
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Seriously? Oh, my God.
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I must have been super drunk.
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- Leela, you bone brain!
- You didn't have sex.
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Bone.
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Luckily, there's an educational movie
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that explains how
Kif's species reproduces.
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And it's filthy.
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YowzaVision Educational Films
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presents Sex Across The Universe.
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Oh, yeah! Educate me, baby.
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This week, the Amphibiosans.
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For every organism across the universe,
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reproduction is a steamy, erotic process.
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Except the Amphibiosans.
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They just barely touch hands
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while the rest of us are gettin' it on.
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Yowza.
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Eh, that was pretty hot.
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So, you see, Amy was my smizmar,
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the one whose mere presence
made me receptive to pregnancy.
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Which makes me their smizmama.
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But it was Lila who contributed the DNA
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when she accidentally touched Kif's hand.
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Are you sure I wasn't drunk?
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I-I mean, I'm drunk now.
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Mwah!
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Ew! Mom, Dad!
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Leela!
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Let's reinflate my head and go home.
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Yeah. Maybe they'll conk out
and we'll get a little us time.
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Those little guys are the best,
but they're a lot.
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Well, luckily, there's two of us
to split the work.
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- Captain Brannigan!
- At your service, sir.
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- With ease, Lieutenant.
- I have a bit of news to say at you.
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Is it about the baby gifts you claim
you sent? Because we still haven't--
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I'm afraid there's no time to discuss
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the many presents I bought,
some of which are large.
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Soldier, you are ordered
to report for duty.
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- Is it war?
- I hope so, but we're not sure.
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All we know is that DOOP
has lost radio contact
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with a remote outpost in Ursa Major.
Over and under.
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I'm sorry you'll have
to handle the kids alone.
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I'm not worried.
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I love you!
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Roll call!
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"Four eyes." "One-eye." "Crab man."
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"Can man." "Who cares?"
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Dammit! Where's Amy?
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What do I need, a bigger antler?
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Oh, I'm so, so sorry.
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The babysitter didn't show up.
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Ah!
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- Finally. Where are you?
- Sorry, toots.
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I must have the address wrong.
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784 West 28th Street?
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Uh-huh.
Weird, th-that's what I got.
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Oh, Earth! Ah!
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Coulda swore you said Kepler 10B.
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Guess I'll catch the next
generation ship back to Nutley.
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Oh...
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Mom, Mom, Mom! Can you judge
our whispering contest?
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Okay. You ready?
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I lose!
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Oh, come on! Oh--
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Look at me, chugging
mineral water on a weeknight!
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So wild and free!
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I miss them so.
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I feel you, soldier.
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And not in a handsy way this time.
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Mm.
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Sticky...
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Bring a bowl
of these candies to my quarters
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when you're done crying.
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Thanks for offering
to watch the kids, Leela.
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I need a break so bad.
You have no idea.
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No, it's clear you're a wreck,
and I get it.
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They're a nightmare.
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A-A sweet, adorable nightmare.
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That's fair. Kids!
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Mommy's gonna go nap-nap.
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Don't be scared of Leela. She's very--
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Yay! Mommy Leela!
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Cowabunga, dude!
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The Clump-O-Honeys you requested,
Capt-- Oh jeez.
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- If there's nothing further, I will--
- Oh no, you willn't.
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These delicious Clumps
aren't for eating. Mm!
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Mm...
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They're for manscaping.
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Manscape me, Kif. That's an order.
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Owooga!
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- Ooh!
- Whoa! What's that?
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I never saw one of those before,
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and I was born, like, four days ago.
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- It's a ship loader.
- Any hyperactive kids here
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up for a nice, exhausting treadmill race?
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Oh wow! Cool! I mean, cool.
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God, I hope this works.
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- Approaching the outpost, sir.
- Still no response on any frequency.
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- My God.
- What the hell happened down there?
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It looks like the whole planet
has psoriasis.
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You're looking at the back
of my head, sir.
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Welcome to Exobiology Station 38.
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Dammit! I'm outta laser!
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- Um, hello, sir.
- Is this outpost secure?
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The DOOP hasn't received
any response from you in months.
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- Oh, yeah.
- Transmitter got ripped up by bears.
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That's what we study here.
Bears. I'm a bear biologist.
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Sounds like a fun job that pays bad.
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I used to be a whale biologist,
but I hate whales.
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Hate them.
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Well, then it's good you found
an animal you like.
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Nope. Still looking.
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This bear species is known as tardigrades.
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It's a fancy word for ugly.
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Oh, shut up, you stupid bear!
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They're also stupid, by the way.
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I discovered that. Bear biologist.
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I fixed the transmitter.
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Now, may I please head home
to my family?
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Without delay. But first,
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00:15:31,840 --> 00:15:33,300
candy break?
262
00:15:38,890 --> 00:15:40,730
Are you bat crackers?
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00:15:40,730 --> 00:15:43,270
If they smell human food,
they go bat crackers!
264
00:15:48,740 --> 00:15:52,450
It seems they recognize
a fellow apex predator.
265
00:15:52,450 --> 00:15:54,830
Well, four can play at that game.
266
00:15:59,660 --> 00:16:02,290
Kif! Help!
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00:16:05,880 --> 00:16:08,590
Let's go! Faster! Faster!
268
00:16:08,590 --> 00:16:11,430
Go, horseface, go!
269
00:16:11,430 --> 00:16:13,550
Neigh!
270
00:16:14,390 --> 00:16:17,180
Now, buy us ice cream!
271
00:16:21,520 --> 00:16:24,350
Rum raisin tastes just like caterpillars!
272
00:16:24,350 --> 00:16:26,610
We love you, Leela.
273
00:16:26,610 --> 00:16:29,780
- Aw, hell no!
- You're not the mom of them!
274
00:16:29,780 --> 00:16:32,910
- What?
- Are you done spoiling my kids rotten
275
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so they'll love you more?
276
00:16:34,660 --> 00:16:36,830
I'm just a beaten-down horse.
277
00:16:36,830 --> 00:16:39,750
Well, you can trot back to the barn now!
278
00:16:39,750 --> 00:16:43,000
Kif's coming home soon,
and you are not their mom!
279
00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:45,670
Uh, actually, I sort of am.
280
00:16:45,670 --> 00:16:47,670
Go on! Git! Hyah!
281
00:16:52,590 --> 00:16:55,090
Oh God, they're nuzzling me!
282
00:16:56,890 --> 00:16:58,810
Hello?
283
00:16:58,810 --> 00:17:01,430
Please come home, Kiffy!
284
00:17:01,430 --> 00:17:04,850
The kids like Leela more than me,
and it really hurts.
285
00:17:06,230 --> 00:17:08,980
I'm the worst mom ever.
286
00:17:08,980 --> 00:17:11,320
Except for my own mom.
287
00:17:11,320 --> 00:17:14,530
Stop licking my velour!
It's dry clean only!
288
00:17:14,530 --> 00:17:17,070
Amy, darling, the children love you.
289
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And I love you.
290
00:17:18,660 --> 00:17:21,250
And stay away from my scrotums!
291
00:17:21,250 --> 00:17:24,370
You're their mother,
and you always will be.
292
00:17:24,370 --> 00:17:26,120
Nothing can change that.
293
00:17:27,210 --> 00:17:29,880
Amy Wong, a challenge has been filed
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for the motherhood of these children.
295
00:17:32,260 --> 00:17:35,010
No...
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Amy? Amy, I'm coming home, I swear.
297
00:17:38,970 --> 00:17:41,220
I have to leave right now, sir!
298
00:17:41,220 --> 00:17:44,560
No, Kif! The DOOP
never leaves a man behind!
299
00:17:44,560 --> 00:17:45,980
Not when I'm the man!
300
00:17:52,110 --> 00:17:55,570
- Alright, bears.
- Daddy's coming to tuck you in...
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00:17:56,610 --> 00:17:58,280
to your graves.
302
00:18:01,490 --> 00:18:02,910
I'll be out here.
303
00:18:06,710 --> 00:18:08,710
Nobody's taking my babies!
304
00:18:08,710 --> 00:18:10,380
They're everything to me!
305
00:18:10,380 --> 00:18:13,380
I appreciate your emotional
shouting in my ear hole,
306
00:18:13,380 --> 00:18:16,760
but I must intervene whenever parenthood
is called into question.
307
00:18:18,090 --> 00:18:19,390
Grand Midwife?
308
00:18:19,390 --> 00:18:21,890
Oh, drop the surprised act, Leela.
309
00:18:21,890 --> 00:18:24,270
- How could you do this?
- Do what?
310
00:18:24,270 --> 00:18:27,100
Suck the jelly out of
the jelly donuts with a straw?
311
00:18:27,100 --> 00:18:30,360
- This jelly hound did not summon me.
- The challenge is automatic
312
00:18:30,360 --> 00:18:33,900
when tests show the smizmar
contributed no DNA.
313
00:18:33,900 --> 00:18:35,940
The children inherited genes
314
00:18:35,940 --> 00:18:37,780
only from Kif and Leela,
315
00:18:37,780 --> 00:18:40,660
plus trace DNA from a certain Scruffy.
316
00:18:40,660 --> 00:18:43,660
Scruffy's stuff gets around.
317
00:18:45,250 --> 00:18:48,120
Should the challenge indicate
someone else is the mother,
318
00:18:48,120 --> 00:18:49,370
then that person...
319
00:18:49,370 --> 00:18:51,540
eh, or whatever...
320
00:18:51,540 --> 00:18:53,050
shall raise the children.
321
00:18:53,050 --> 00:18:54,380
But... But...
322
00:18:54,380 --> 00:18:58,380
You and Kif must be present
for the challenge tomorrow. Good day.
323
00:18:59,840 --> 00:19:02,350
Yeah, FYI,
y-you've got a little jelly right there.
324
00:19:09,850 --> 00:19:12,060
Did somebody call an exterminator?
325
00:19:20,320 --> 00:19:22,990
- It's been a blast.
- Help me, Kif!
326
00:19:22,990 --> 00:19:25,950
They found the secret candy in my girdle!
327
00:19:33,710 --> 00:19:36,210
I'm a camouflaged killing machine.
328
00:19:40,090 --> 00:19:41,300
I'm...
329
00:19:41,300 --> 00:19:44,260
I'm sorry I got so jealous, Leela.
330
00:19:44,260 --> 00:19:47,310
- I just kinda lost it.
- It's okay.
331
00:19:47,310 --> 00:19:50,600
The bond parents feel
with their kids is intense...
332
00:19:50,600 --> 00:19:51,900
so I hear.
333
00:19:51,900 --> 00:19:54,610
I'm just proud I helped you become a mom.
334
00:19:58,030 --> 00:20:00,150
I hope it works out for you tomorrow.
335
00:20:00,150 --> 00:20:01,820
And if it doesn't,
336
00:20:01,820 --> 00:20:05,330
I'm sure
you'll take good care of them.
337
00:20:09,790 --> 00:20:12,620
I refuse to die groveling.
338
00:20:12,620 --> 00:20:14,290
But I'm open to sniveling.
339
00:20:24,640 --> 00:20:26,050
Naked Kif,
340
00:20:26,050 --> 00:20:27,470
you saved my life!
341
00:20:27,470 --> 00:20:29,430
You have my undying loyalty.
342
00:20:30,680 --> 00:20:32,060
Eat Kif! He's boneless!
343
00:20:37,320 --> 00:20:39,480
This one's for Axl, Mandy,
344
00:20:39,480 --> 00:20:41,110
and little what's-his-name.
345
00:21:03,880 --> 00:21:07,510
I am the Grand Midwife
from the other day,
346
00:21:07,510 --> 00:21:10,930
inquisitor for the challenge of Amy Wong.
347
00:21:10,930 --> 00:21:13,350
Amy, where is your smizmale?
348
00:21:13,350 --> 00:21:14,980
He isn't with me.
349
00:21:14,980 --> 00:21:18,860
Oh, the sorrow! Oh, the shame!
350
00:21:18,860 --> 00:21:20,320
There he is!
351
00:21:22,280 --> 00:21:24,570
Okay, but it doesn't lessen the shame.
352
00:21:25,780 --> 00:21:27,660
- Kif!
- Amy!
353
00:21:27,660 --> 00:21:29,160
Daddy!
354
00:21:30,370 --> 00:21:32,250
I don't remember him.
355
00:21:32,250 --> 00:21:34,370
So, like, did you do war stuff?
356
00:21:34,370 --> 00:21:37,210
I did what a Daddy had to do.
357
00:21:43,220 --> 00:21:45,930
Bear number 23 was also stupid,
358
00:21:45,930 --> 00:21:49,220
fighting for scraps
while I dined on salmon tartare.
359
00:21:51,560 --> 00:21:53,560
None for you, losers!
360
00:21:57,150 --> 00:21:58,520
Oh!
361
00:22:05,280 --> 00:22:08,490
The challenge may play out
over days or weeks
362
00:22:08,490 --> 00:22:11,870
within the brutal confines
of the Inquisidome.
363
00:22:11,870 --> 00:22:13,620
Some call it a tiki hut.
364
00:22:13,950 --> 00:22:16,920
Leela's gonna watch you guys
while we're in there.
365
00:22:18,040 --> 00:22:20,090
And maybe a little longer.
366
00:22:20,460 --> 00:22:22,380
But whatever happens,
367
00:22:22,380 --> 00:22:24,380
you're going to be okay.
368
00:22:25,800 --> 00:22:27,550
You are, too.
369
00:22:38,480 --> 00:22:41,060
The challenge is
a challenging challenge,
370
00:22:41,060 --> 00:22:44,070
dating from when our language
had few words.
371
00:22:44,070 --> 00:22:46,860
It will incorporate
a battery of genetic tests
372
00:22:46,860 --> 00:22:49,870
and a full neuropsychological
obstacle course,
373
00:22:49,870 --> 00:22:52,870
but it begins with a simple question.
374
00:22:52,870 --> 00:22:54,040
Amy Wong.
375
00:22:54,040 --> 00:22:57,710
Do you or do you not love those children?
376
00:23:01,590 --> 00:23:04,630
More than I knew I could love anything.
377
00:23:05,840 --> 00:23:07,840
Which is all that truly matters.
378
00:23:08,880 --> 00:23:10,720
The challenge is over.
379
00:23:10,720 --> 00:23:12,300
You are their mother
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00:23:12,300 --> 00:23:14,930
and always will be.
381
00:23:20,600 --> 00:23:22,560
Oops! That wasn't supposed to happen.
382
00:23:22,560 --> 00:23:24,400
Cheap, lousy wall.
383
00:23:24,400 --> 00:23:28,030
Children! You may now come hug
your mother and father.
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00:23:28,030 --> 00:23:30,200
For only a small additional fee.
385
00:23:33,780 --> 00:23:36,500
You're my favorite mommy.
386
00:23:40,870 --> 00:23:42,580
Who wants treacle?
387
00:23:45,670 --> 00:23:47,380
Strong stuff, huh?
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