All language subtitles for El seductor.(1995)

Vanessa?

See you later, Don Miguel.

See you later, Vanessa.

Vanessa?

Bye.

Take the box.

You have to be here until
tomorrow, I haven't seen you.

Come on, get in.

Yes, I paint rainbows between you and me

Yes, I paint sunflowers in the sun

Merche! Merche!

Merche, please!

The keys!

Understand it, love.
Look, it's the agency's fault.

Now, if they don't give us
the phone tomorrow, I'll go!

And the water, and the light, and the gas!

It's the agency's fault!

Shut up!

Stay still!

We can't see the show.

Hello.

Hey, do you know where the taxis stop?

In this shitty place.

In the square?

It's very far.

I'm sure.

Do you mind taking me?

Hey, Merche, either you get off
that motorcycle right now, or I'll...

Take the helmet.

It's for the wounds.

Let's go.

Motherfucker!

Look Pablo!

Damn!

What a girl!

Look, he took off his pants.

And his tits.

Oh my God.

I'm going to give you something.

No, no, really.

I don't have anything.

I don't have money for the taxi.

Take me home, please.

Let's go.

Thank you very much, really.
You have been very kind.

Bye.

Hi.

Have you seen Cosme?

Where?

Right now, with a girl half naked.

What are you talking about?

Fuck, Cosme was going to
fuck or was coming to fuck.

You're always the same,
man. Leave me alone.

What do Spaniards do
trafficking in nuclear material?

No, I had already been
told that the vest was sold.

But who are they?

A marriage without children, apparently.

Her husband is a pilot
and her name is Merche.

Did she say hello?

For now, it's better not to
trust them. Here, we'll see later.

Cosme took her on the motorcycle.

She was looking for a taxi.

And can't she ask for it by
phone like everyone else?

I don't know.

They don't have a phone
and they saw her panties.

What do you mean they saw her panties?

They had fucked her,
fuck. Didn't you fuck her?

What does that have to do with it?

Your father and I don't argue,
we argue that it's not the same.

Besides, I don't go around
showing off my panties.

Well, they also saw her bra.

But, well.

But then they were going to fuck.

No, fuck, she was dressed.

So, in a hurry, she went out dressing.

Well, yes. She wanted to escape.

A rib.

So, they buy a bra and then they separate.

Tell me, what else do you know?

Let's go to sleep, I've
already made the bed.

Leave me alone, you idiot.

Go and fuck yourself.

I would do it better than you, of course.

What a mess.

Careful, careful, how you're moving.

Have you seen yourself?

No, no.

Dad?

Yes?

I have a lot of nausea.

That's from the stomach.

Do you want me to give you an apple?

I promise, I'm not dizzy.

Stick out your tongue.

Stick out your tongue, damn it!

Stick it out, man.

This radio will make
him eat more than crap.

Tell him it's late.

We're in the bathroom.

It would be better with socks, wouldn't it?

Socks when you're older, darling.

Damn, what a mess.

Hey, Rico, go shit in your bathroom.

Rocito, go to the bathroom.

No.

What's nausea, mom? What's nausea?

Of course, since you don't
chew, you swallow like a pig.

And I'm dizzy.

I almost fell off the spine,
look at what I'm saying.

The spine?

Let's see, stick out your tongue.

You have to stick it out with your tongue.

Aurora, it's late.

We're coming.

Your father is making me sick.

Hey, you won't have a fever.

I think I'll go for a walk.

What, kid? He doesn't want to go to class.

Hey, don't joke about
that, you have your exams.

No, mom, I'm going to be sick.

For God's sake, Cosmi,
don't say those words.

No, really, everything is
going to be fine, you'll see.

Yes? Well, go for a walk.

It was 10 in the morning and
the train had already passed.

Give me that.

But we had to wait for the train.

More comfortable, right?

Yes.

And now what do I do to your mother?

Leave it.

What do you say?

That I help you.

Hey, but you were not in bed?

No, but I feel much better.

And you did not want to take the apple.

Because you know that my
eldest daughter saved the apple.

Anorexia lost that she was poor and by
force of apple, I already eat everything.

And now that you are
better, why do not you go

to clean the motorcycle
that I have no detergent?

No, no, I can get dizzy.
I prefer to be on foot.

And they will give me the
climb waiting for the bus.

Have you been beating him?

No, ma'am.

Well, this is done.

Touch, touch.

Touch the glass, please.

Thank you, goodbye.

Well, now a signature.

Yes.

And that's it.

Who's calling?

It's ringing in the back.

Well, thank you very much.

Thank you very much.

Okay, see you later, goodbye.

Who is it?

Me.

Hi.

I took you to get the taxi yesterday.

The one with the motorbike?

Yes, well, it's a Vespino.

Oh, sorry, it's just that since you had
your helmet on, I didn't recognize you.

But come in, please, come in.

It's just that I was
watering the garden and

since the door to my
house has been closed,

I can't go in until the maid comes.

Oh, you live next door?

Yes.

That's great.

It's just that yesterday I
was nervous, you know?

I just got here, nothing worked here.

Look how I have everything.

Leave it, leave it.

Where do I take it?

To the garbage.

Well, I don't know if there's
anything to throw away.

It doesn't matter, I'll throw
it away in some containers.

Great.

Wait a minute, okay?

It's great that we're neighbors, right?

I think so.

Here.

No, no.

Yes, for the gas, man.

No one steals it.

Yes.

Let's see, I don't want it.

Come on, if you're going to get angry.

If I have to throw something else, I...

Well, no, for now, no.

Oh, look, you're going to
give me a hand with the bag.

Hold it there.

Where are you going?

There, to the corner.

What's your name?

Cosme.

You're Merche, right?

Yes, how do you know my name?

Yesterday when I was
scratching that pot, your husband.

Oh, of course.

Is he a pilot?

No, son, he's a flight assistant.

So, he's a shoe.

That's it.

A shoe.

Like this.

What?

You're shameless.

Ma'am.

What a mess you must be in.

It's not normal.

Yes?

Hello, good morning. Federico Aberdajo?

Yes, here.

I'm here for the water pump.

Great, come in, please.

Here, in the kitchen.

Thank you.

Sorry, Cosme, but I have to see this man.

No, I'm not in a hurry.

Yeah, yeah, but as soon as this man leaves,

I'm going to take a bath
and I'm not going out

until I go shopping.

Well, see you tomorrow.

Bye, bye, see you tomorrow.

Ma'am, do you have a lighter?

What?

Do you have a lighter?

Hey, you weren't feeling
sick with the dizziness?

Have you seen me at the
supermarket that I come fried?

I'm much better now, incarnate!

And what do you have there?

A crutch!

This boy has a headache.

I've never seen anything
weirder in my life.

Watch what you're giving me.

Hello.

Hello.

What a mess this morning.

It was bad.

You should have told me. 1500
taxis and I missed two classes.

I didn't.

Who was that girl yesterday?

What girl?

I didn't tell you because I was so dizzy.

They were there.

Who?

A new neighbor. She was looking for a taxi.

Why is her jacket open?

I don't know. The zipper would have ripped.

What's the matter?

What?

The classes.

What's wrong with you? You'll pass.

Let's go to La Bolera.

I don't have money.

Tell me about this reduction method.

Let's see.

It's wrong.

For you.

First, check if the coefficients
of one of the unknowns

are symmetrical.

What's the sum?

What if it's not?

If it's not...

Calculate the system.

Can you tell me where the supermarket is?

Yes. A bit further and you'll see it.

OK. Thank you.

Check...

the sum.

What sum?

I'm leaving.

OK.

Aren't you coming?

Add the first grade equations
and solve the system.

What's wrong?

I'm dizzy.

I'm dizzy again, like this morning.

I'd better go home.

What if you fall?

I won't fall.

I'll take you.

No, really. Nausea is worse than dizziness.

Didn't you go to the doctor? Tomorrow.

If you want, we can go together.

Where?

To the borela. I'll invite you.

You don't have to study.

Listen, what interests you?

Hi.

Hey, this hyper is really good.

Don't look at my price. My mother
says it's the cheapest in Madrid.

Well, thank goodness. You should
have some advantage living here.

I come here a lot.

Here, you spend the time and if
they eat your stuff, they don't pay for it.

What if they see us?

Well, if you go out and
say it, they'll pay for it.

I knew you were a jerk.

Leave it, leave it.

Do you have water?

I've been in the bathtub
for three hours. I'm like new.

And the furniture?

I'm going little by
little, without worrying.

Sure, like your husband is always out.

Because he must travel a lot.

Yes.

You know that if you want, I can help you.

Thank you very much.

But what's wrong with you? You don't
do anything or are you on vacation?

Next week I'll write the notes.

And you're going to Madrid?

Yes, to Santander.

Son, you say it as if you don't want to go.

Don't you like the sea?

The sea, yes.

So?

It's for the friends.

I see, I see.

What happens to you is
that you have a girlfriend here.

Don't you like girls?

Of course, there are
some, but it's the same.

But you're a sexist.

No, it's not that.

It's just that they just want love.

And that seems wrong to you?

No, but sexless love?

Hey, you're very sloppy.

It's normal.

Oh, how cute.

And you? Are you going on vacation?

No, for the damn chalet.

Sorry, we have to save money.

What do your parents do?

We have a restaurant.

How do they eat?

I don't recommend it. Are you all frozen?

Frozen?

What an advertisement you make.

Don't you work?

Of course.

What do you do?

Chiropractic.

What's that?

Some kind of massage.

But... a massage therapist?

No, no.

Chiropractic is a treatment
to cure certain pains.

Nervous disorder.

Do you understand?

What's wrong?

You like it better than the others.

You're a grumpy.

I went to one of those massages.

How old are you?

15.

That's awful.

I don't know, I miss the
things you see on TV.

No, they didn't let me in.

That's a relief.

If you have any more trash, I...

No, leave it.

You've helped me enough.

Are you angry?

Me?

Why?

I don't know.

Look, since you never
want a tip, do you like it?

Yes.

See you tomorrow.

See you tomorrow.

Bye.

See you tomorrow.

Vanessa, please!

Let me explain!

You disgusting pig!

Go to hell!

I've always been so toasty, I like churros.

I'm on a diet and I drink coffee.

Besides, churros are for Sundays.

Aníbal, another coffee?

I want the newspaper.

This one comes later every day.

You're so obsessed with the newspaper.

You don't know, Aurora.
I can't shit without it.

Dad, you're going to have a bellyache.

Besides, what's the use of a
newspaper if you don't find out?

More respect, girl. Much more respect.

Hello, son.

Hello.

Hello.

When do you have to pick up the notes?

Later.

He's so silly. He's on
vacation and I'm still at school.

Don't be jealous. You'll
have them. Go get dressed.

And clean your shoes.

Yes, of course. I'll catch you later.

Good morning.

It's time.

Hello.

You're in the fifth year.

Give it to your dad.
Let's see if he shits once.

Mom!

I don't know what to say. I'm so angry.

Dad!

What's up?

The newspaper!

Thank goodness!

THE END

Hi.

It's so hot.

How are your grades?

All excellent, but not enough.

Wow, what a guy.

Well, I'm going to take a shower.

It's so hot this summer,
I was getting a cold.

Wait!

What?

Do you want some?

Come on.

Oh, how nice.

Well, well, what a fright, Cosme.

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

Wait, wait.

Wait, yes!

Okay, okay, Cosme, please.

Okay, now!

I'm in a hurry.

Well, what's this?

Look how I've dressed up, Cosme.

Oh, hi, Cosme.

Hey, Fede, we should put a roof outside,

or we'd have to go from one
side to the other with the shower.

Yes, yes, I think it's a good idea.

Hey, since you're there,

could I make a phone call from your house?

Yes, of course.

I'm going to get you!

It's an urgent matter,
you understand, right?

Hey, isn't it better if
you go through the door?

This is high, isn't it?

Yes, much better.

Ok.

I've seen you watering that plant.

I was watering the garden
and she doesn't have water.

Her husband's calling.

I don't know anything. Go with your mother.

Sorry to bother you.

I don't know when they'll
put the damn phone.

Come in.

Good morning, ma'am.

Sorry, but your son...

No, it's the maid.

Come.

How nice.

There you go.

Can you take it off?

No.

Have you seen her?

What?

In a strange house, with the look of Inni.

It's an urgent call.

I'm dead.

Very dead.

Yes, hey.

Yes, it's me.

Well, not so long ago, right?

Yes.

But how is it not true?

Look, I'm here in the bathroom,

and just from your voice I have
the whistle that reaches my teeth.

Really, babe.

No, not today. It's impossible.

That's why I'm calling you, so you know.

No, I can't leave the house today, dammit.

We'll be back on the next flight.

Okay?

Well, lots of kisses, babe.

Oh, hey.

And a big kiss, you know?

Bye, babe.

Bye.

Cosme.

Yes?

Thanks a lot.

A work problem.

You understand, right?

Well, I'm going to get some bronzer.

You don't take the sun, do you?

I'm allergic.

Oh, well, in summer you're screwed, man.

Hey, is there a conference or
something called Long Distance?

Because the house I was in before,

it's one of Santo Domingo's,

that's going to have the phone
bill at the end of the month.

Because, come on, good are good.

I'm not racist, I'm not...

And the father says, another year?

Another year and I'll be
screwed over for the holidays?

No.

He goes to school and the teacher says,

but you're taking it with my son,

you're going to screw me
over for the holidays, no way!

And he says, is your son
a copy of his classmate?

He says, I'm not, I'm not the rebel!

He says, no, look at the exams,

ten questions, nine the same.

And in the tenth, the classmate said,

I don't know, your son, me neither.

Good evening.

Nice time to get here, huh?

It's just that, since I've
been given the grades...

So what? You always have an excuse.

Go have dinner.

Well, I'll have dinner, but
don't get mad later, okay?

Why?

Because I've been given them.

What?

The command, Rocito, give me the remote.

Always you!

What are you saying?

That dad is a bad boy, he always
wants to have the command.

No, I'm not talking to you, honey.

What were you saying, king?

That you don't let me go, dammit!

That I've been given the grades!

Ah, okay, give them to me.

They're regular, huh?

What a pain!

Honestly.

Oh, my God.

Haníbal.

What?

Haníbal, turn off the TV.

What's wrong?

Here.

Wait a minute.

I'll kill him.

I can explain it to you, dad.

I'll kill you.

But he'll be a bastard.

I'll kill you.

Aníbal.

Your mother and my brother.

Aníbal, what's wrong with you?

Calm down.

All of you are insufficient.

You're losing your mind, Aníbal, please.

My mother, I'm going to die.

Good morning, Cosme.

Hi.

You know I'm not going to Santander?

What? You're not going on vacation?

My parents and my sister are,
but I have to stay in Madrid studying.

I have to go back to the seminary.

But you didn't tell me you
had got an A in all of them.

Yes, but it was a lie.

Oh, I'm sorry, Cosmi.

Wow.

Well, I'm leaving, I'm
in a hurry. See you later.

See you later.

Goodbye.

Hey, Cosme, do you think your assistant
could come home while her parents are away?

Well, I don't know. I'll ask
her and I'll tell you later.

Okay. Well, better tomorrow,
because I'll be late today.

See you later.

Come on!

Come on!

You keep doing the idiot thing as always.

Come here, Rocito.

It's to stretch the muscles, damn it.

The muscles? I already gave you muscles.

Come on, go home, king.

Hey, and study, the
teacher is coming at 11.

Yes.

I'm going to hit you like this.

And take advantage of the
time, because if you don't

take advantage of it
all, I'll break your back.

Yes, damn it.

I'll break your back and
then I'll put you to work.

I'll take you to the
restaurant, I'll put you in

the kitchen and you'll get
fed up peeling potatoes.

Potato bags.

You know what I mean.

Ah, and wash the dishes.

They're going to make you peel potatoes.

Don't jinx it.

So, to solve this kind of
problems numerically, we only

have to invert the letters
a, b and c in the formula...

and replace them by the
corresponding numbers

or values in each
particular equation.

I see.

For example, we take ax2 plus
bx plus c equals 0 and we pass...

We pass the independent
term c to the second

member of the equation
with a negative sign.

So, ax2 plus bx equals negative 100.

Thank you.

And you have been suspended in mathematics.

The teacher, she has a thing for me.

Hey, you, Danca.

Why did you quit your job as a priest?

Well, I see that you are doing
pretty well in mathematics, so...

we can move on to history.

No, no, we are starting to
get mixed up in some trouble.

Don't you believe in God or what?

What does God have to do with this?

I didn't have a vocation.

But then, why are you a priest?

Well, yes, I mean...

I had a vocation, but...

I fell in love.

You fell in love?

A lot.

A lot.

And the class?

But, did you fall in love in church?

No.

In a piano bar.

Come on, priests don't go to piano bars.

My brother is a pianist.

But, the priests at night...

No, it wasn't that.

I went to talk to my brother about the
inheritance because my father had died.

And she was at the piano bar, right?

Yes.

She was a friend of the owner.

Damn, like in Casablanca.

And what did you do?

Well, in two months I moved in with her.

And one day a guy came
to the kitchen to chop me up.

And he left with him.

He left you for a guy?

He was Polish.

And what did you do?

He kicked me out.

Look.

Look.

Damn, man.

And what did she do?

Nothing. She took my blood with
oxygenated water and she was so calm.

Was she pretty?

Look.

She's so pretty, man.

This is her sister.

The truth is that you can't compare them.

Now I have to marry her.

With her?

Yes.

She's pregnant.

What a guy.

Well, I think we still
have an hour of class left.

What could we do?

I don't know, say it.

I would have to go to the hacienda.

For me?

But do you pay the taxes?

No, no, no. She already has a hairdresser.

Well, come on, man.

To the hacienda?

Yes.

Of course.

Fantastic. We'll get it
back another day, right?

Yes, we'll get it back another day.

Very good.

Hey.

Yes.

It's just that, since
my mother is so fond of

him, we'll tell her you
didn't like him, okay?

Well.

I see you're very fond of bulls.

Yes, it's just that, since
my father likes football...

It's because he's a fucking asshole.

Of course.

Well, I think bulls are a savage
and a disgrace to society.

Hey, if you have a fever, it's
best if you go to bed, okay?

Yes, I'll take two aspirins
and tomorrow I'll eat again.

That's it, but if you
don't feel well tomorrow...

At eleven, I'll eat a nail.

Hey, it's not 12 yet.

So what?

It's not 4 hours of class.

But didn't you hear it's bad?

Well, you go with your mother.

Hey, Encarna.

What?

One thing, do you want to
earn some money this summer?

Man, no one likes sweets.

It's just that while my family is
away, you could make a double.

In the house next door.

Did you think of that or did the neighbor?

No, no, her, her.

I think it's convenient for you
because while I'm here alone, well...

You're going to have plenty of time.

Yes, but...

Maybe your mother doesn't like it.

She knows she's a slut.

Why would my mother leave, you fool?

Well, it's true.

You trust me, okay?

In Paris with the Director General
of the Atomic Energy Agency...

that's a real shock.

Another stop!

You're going to get it.

Meanwhile, a Texan
tells us he has located...

Well, excuse me, I didn't...

I had no idea what time it was.

Excuse me, I'm sorry to bother you.

Where is he? If he's
not with Sandra, tell me.

Something could have happened to him.

Please, Alicia, leave that boy alone.

He's a man.

And please, turn off that light.

I'm having a hard time
getting sleep lately.

And sleep, my love. Come on, sleep.

What a bitch!

I have to fuck her.

Dad, can I go out for a walk?
I've been studying all day at home.

That's for your mother. Ask your mother.

Look, we put it in here, and
here it's perfect, you'll see.

Mom, I don't know when
my tits will come out.

Tits, they'll come out
and they'll be really pretty.

Jessica is a year younger than
me and they've already come out.

Well...

Mom.

What's up now?

It's just that this all day long
almost gives me a headache.

That's your father.

But dad told me to tell you.

Well, you've already told me.

It's because I'm going
to the square a little bit.

What?

To get some fresh air.

And why don't you take an aspirin?

Come on, mom, just a little while.

Okay.

Chep, at twelve at home.

Let's see this one.

How cute.

How pretty.

Isn't it?

It's not possible.

Yes?

Hi.

Oh, it's you.

I've spoken to the assistant.

So?

Yes, she's delighted.

Can I have a glass of
water? I have to take a aspirin.

Come in, come in.

I've spent all day studying.

You know where the glasses are.

When do you want to start?

Who?

The assistant, right?

Tomorrow.

Oh, great.

Hey, tell her something.

Your messages don't just
make my head hurt, it hurts a lot.

It depends on the causes. Tomorrow, if
you want, you come with me to the clinic.

A lot of...

What's going on?

Invested six million marks...

but for the historically fitting...

Cosme!

What are you doing?

I don't know.

Hello.

You're free, credit.

I'm going to get an aspirin.

But I've already taken it.

I know, I've seen it.

I'll fix it in a moment.

Where are you going?

To fix the antenna.

Cosme!

But, well...

Sorry.

This is the last straw.

I was about to tell you
that I fixed your antenna.

Here.

It's for you.

Thank you, man.

Thank you.

This is the baby's body.

There was a perfect goal
that benefited you as...

Great, he's going to turn on the TV.

Fucking great.

Look, look.

Hey, do you mind if I stay with you?

Both of us, to watch the game.

It's just...

I'm going out.

Hi, Manolo.

You look great.

Am I late?

No, no.

Thank you, for me?

Yes.

It's so hot, isn't it?

Yes.

Have you taken the tickets?

Great, row 14, central.

I'm going to turn off the lights.

Okay.

Are you leaving?

See you tomorrow.

Bye.

And who's this?

A neighbour.

I see.

THANKS FOR WATCHING!

Hey, don't complain, okay? I
think this is a fantastic place.

Look at the silence, the tranquility.

Yes, but it's very far.

Well, but there are cars, subway, trains.

Hey, Fede?

As always.

Damn! With the number of
planes that fall, I could have hit him.

I'm not going.

Where have you been?

You're going to ruin my garden.

I'm getting a headache. I don't like this.

Can't we do it again?

Dad says he's put his pills in.

It's true. Cosme, we're leaving.

I just want to...

Cos!

Tell your brother to come
down and say goodbye.

Cosme, we're leaving.

It's true. You left me alone.

Fuck!

Wait a minute. I'm missing this.

I'll be back in an hour.

Where are your pills?

In the trunk.

There's no place in the trunk.

But it's back there.

In the back seat. Can't
you see the kid's gone?

I'm not done with you yet.

I'm not...

Oh, yes.

I'm nervous.

Cosme, come here!

Yes, my wife.

Look.

Listen.

This is the money for the whole month.

Poli, I'm sorry you're staying.

And my daughter, and me.

Look, you're giving it
to Encarnal little by little.

Yes.

It's so you don't get bored.

Yes.

And you ask for all the tickets.

Well, that's all.

Go on, son.

Let's see how you behave.

Encarnal.

Very well.

I'm going to the bathroom.

You know, if you see that
he's not studying, give me a call.

The number is on the door of the fridge.

After you, ma'am.

Son.

Mom.

You're stupid.

Every time I think of the heat
you're going to go through,

while we're enjoying
ourselves on the beach.

I'm delighted.

What?

The important thing is
to pass in September.

God hear you.

Well, and so he can hear you,

let's see if you go to
mass from time to time.

Yes.

I'll send you a postcard, okay?

Okay.

Rocito, daughter, it's getting late.

I'm going to the bathroom.

I'm going to the bathroom.

I'm going to kick your ass and send you
to the hospital for the rest of the season.

Cosme, do you know what José
Ortega and Gassel said about love?

No idea.

They said love is a state
of transitory stupidity.

And from what I see, you're stupid.

Let's see, son.

She's already gone.

Regular.

But... has there been anything...

No, nothing.

But... has there been anything...

flesh?

She's married.

My God.

But how old are you?

Fifteen.

Fuck.

That's early.

Well, but...

you...

did you tell her something?

I mean, if you told her something,
that if yours is a platonic thing.

A thing what?

Platonic.

That if you love her, you do it in silence.

No, no, we talk a lot.

About what?

About everything, a
little. She's very nice.

I see.

And the husband?

The husband is a coward. He
cheats on her with another woman.

Fuck.

And how do you know?

Because he called me from my house.

The other one, I mean.

And you told him right
away, that you were his wife?

No, but I was going to
send him an anonymous.

Wait.

Look.

Why don't you go to the office?

I don't want you to cry over me.

But it's your husband's fault.

No, if he doesn't find out, he won't.

I see. You don't want him to suffer.

Do you want a little kiss?

No, no.

What a pain.

God bless. I've been
suffering for 15 years.

These whores.

Whores?

Women, of course.

Well, Colme, let's continue
with the natural sciences lessons.

Okay.

Shall we begin?

Okay.

Here it is.

Damn, what a mess.

Colme, you'll be killing straws.

Come on, let's go to class.

Wait, wait. Maybe they'll
teach us the haircuts too.

Don't look, dammit.

God, Danoeses here. They
don't know how to cut them.

Come on.

Yes, let's continue with the class.

Lesson one.

THE END

What's wrong?

Hey, has the light gone out in your house?

In general, look, it's not anywhere.

The transformer is a piece of shit.

Whenever there's a storm, it breaks.

Oh my God, and are
you going to make dinner?

Don't you have a
flashlight, a candle or...?

Wait!

Hey, I can't find anything!

What a pain in the ass.

When the light goes out, it
takes three hours to come back.

I was going out to have dinner.

Where?

Well, to the cafeteria in the square.

But get out of there, you're getting wet.

If you like meat,
there's a great

Argentinian restaurant
on the General's lane.

Look at you!

I'll wait for you here.

I wanted to go to bed early.

It's only 10.

I don't know...

Come on, I'll invite you.

What did you say?

They also sing tangos.

We'll go out and have fun. I'm tired of
studying. I'm going to the gym, okay?

Okay, but I'll invite you.

This place is great and the
meat is delicious. You were right.

What a difference from my father's.

Besides he can't grill,
he burns everything.

But your father is the cook.

Yes, my mother is the one
who takes care of the bills.

Hey, I want to tell you something.

Tell me.

I'm never getting married.

Why?

Marriage is a pain in the ass.

Don't be rude.

But it's true, you had to
see my father and mother.

What's wrong with them?

They've been arguing for years
and saying they're getting divorced.

But they're not getting
divorced, they're in love.

Come on, Juan, that's not it.
Otherwise they wouldn't be able to argue.

Why aren't you happy
to have gotten married?

Why do you say that?

Federico, you're always flying
around, you're always home.

Well, that's life.

Fede has his job, I have mine.

Yeah, but the other night, for example,

to not bore you, you went
to see Uncle San Jarli.

And you don't like that?

No, no, but maybe Federico,
well, he also goes to the movies.

You mean with another woman?

No, just one.

Did you ever see his murmur?

Go on, go on.

My mother once caught him with
the girl who was cleaning the dishes.

Where?

In the pantry, on top of some bags.

And?

Fuck your father's murmur.

Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.

And welcome to this
beautiful Argentine terrace.

And especially to this group of
friends who always accompany us.

Cheers.

For dessert, we have beans with corn,

flan with dulce de leche,

pancakes with honey,

and a cake from the house.

Dessert from the house, Carlos Garne.

Eh? Girls!

Dessert from the house?

Yes, girls!

I'm a little boy, you're
my life, you're my three

Did you come here often with your parents?

Of course, they're from
Norragano, they're from Candelburga

So how do you know this place?

We came last year to
celebrate the end of the year

You don't drink anymore?

No, I didn't drink anything

So you got good grades last year

All of them were outstanding

What happened this year?

Random mania

Excuse me, may I dance with your mother?

Hey, she's my mother.

Well, I don't have eyes. Dance?

Yes.

Excuse me.

Come on, let's dance.

No, no, I only know how to dance rock.

Come on, I'll show you.
Come, let me take you.

Well, well, I'll do whatever you say, huh?

I haven't danced in a century.

Aren't you going to dance with Fede?

He doesn't like it.

If I were your husband,
we'd go dancing every day.

You're so nice.

We're home.

Yeah.

I had a great time.

Me too.

You know, I would have
liked to have a son like you.

See you tomorrow, Cosmi.

Tomorrow, maybe we could go to the pool.

You have to study.

Come on, let's go.

Son of a bitch!

You disgusting asshole!

Vanessa, please, wait!

It was my mother.

Wait a minute, mom, don't start
screaming. I wasn't home because...

What did you say?

Yes, I'm Cosme.

Ah, Federico, tell me, tell me.

Yes, yes, no, no, I was in the square.

No, no, I was awake.

Merche? Yes, yes, I'll let
you know. I'm running, ok?

Ok, Majete.

Fuck...

It's possible.

Merche!

Cosme, is it ok?

No.

Go to bed right now if you don't
want me to get angry, understood?

No, Federico is calling you.

Federico?

Yes, come on, hurry up, he's
calling you from Puerto Rico.

Tell him I'm coming.

Wait, not there, it will
take longer, come here.

And why are you calling at this time?

No, I had already called
before, but since I was not there...

I see.

Come on.

How am I going to get up
here? I'm going the other way.

No, go up, I'm not helping you.

Come on, put your foot there.

I don't know, now all that was
missing was to worry about this idiot,

he breaks my leg.

Fuck.

Wait, huh?

I see you.

Oh, the fear.

I warn you one thing,

no matter how much you
lie, that Fede is on the phone,

from the slap I give you, you lose
the desire to lie for your whole life.

Come in.

The phone is in the living room.

Next to the armchair.

Yes.

Please, Fede, do
you think it's worth

bothering some neighbors
to tell me this story?

Do you think I'm stupid or what?

Check.

What do you want me to
do, make a fool of myself?

Look, Fede, let's leave it.
Let's leave it and we'll talk later.

But I warn you one thing.
I'm getting tired, you know?

I'm getting tired, I'm getting tired!

She had to come back today.

But a friend of hers died.

And Fede changed her flight.

Merche, I want to show you something.

To me?

One day an anonymous person
wrote to you, but I didn't send it to you.

It was to tell you that
your husband drinks,

like my father, with a
girl from the kitchen.

So he's cheating on you.

How do you know?

He called a girl from my house,

called her Chata, and told
me he wanted to see her.

I'll show you now.

What?

Anonymous.

What a shame.

I was sorry. I didn't know
it would make you suffer.

Wait.

They are the resource notes.

I haven't been suspended in any subject.

I forged them to stay in Madrid.

Studying.

And with you.

Cosmi.

Holy Virgin of Carmen!

Wait!

The phone! I have to call her by phone.

Merche!

No shame, lost, right
now I'll call Santander.

No, Santander no, I'll
explain everything later.

Let your mother find out,
the kid has them at home.

Please, in flesh, listen!

A mocoso with a woman
who could be his mother.

Please, don't call me by
phone, I'll explain everything later.

And AIDS, have you thought about AIDS?

But how is she going to have AIDS?

What?

You don't have AIDS, fuck!

You know, the whole life of
the pulgations, anyone knows.

Nine, four, five...

Very well, if you say anything to
my mother I'm leaving home with her.

With whom?

With her!

Oh my God, this woman has driven me crazy!

Say what you want, but
the headphones are mine.

Merche!

Merche!

Merche!

Merche!

Mer...

Cosme, please leave.

I have your jacket.

Give me the jacket and
go for what you want.

Merche, I love you.

Please, Cosme, okay?

Can we go somewhere?

Where?

I don't know. I have 223,000
pesetas in the savings account.

Oh my God, what's going on with me?

We can go to Barcelona.

Look, Cosme, let's do something.

Go home, get ready and we'll talk, okay?

Come on.

To Barcelona

Oh my God...

🔊🔊🔊

Hi, Cosme. Can you do me a favor?

What favor?

These are the keys to the chalet.

A truck will come tomorrow.

I told them I'd leave them here.

Are you leaving? Are you leaving?

Merche, God knows what he's thinking.

Can I make a call?

Yes, of course.

Come in.

Do you know if something happened to him?

Who?

My wife.

I don't know.

Do you want a drink?

Sure.

Get me a whiskey.

One of you will go without
giving any explanations.

And the other one, go to
hell, you sons of bitches.

Here.

Thank you.

Wait, I'll bring you ice.

Water with gas or without gas.

No, no, leave it.

Hey, but why do you think
something happened to Merchel?

She went to my mother's
house like that, all of a sudden.

And...

Don't you think they'll come back?

But I'm not telling you that tomorrow
the people from the move-in are coming.

Nothing.

She doesn't want to live
here, not even for another day.

And I wonder, why?

Eh?

Why?

Well, I don't know, I'm
also wondering, why?

Look at what I'm telling you.

I'm a comprehensive man.

To me, he leaves with
another because he's in love,

and I understand that.

Me?

But, what's wrong?

The bitch hasn't fallen
in love with anyone.

Because if she had fallen
in love with someone,

now she would be with him.

And not with my mother.

Or not?

It depends.

You're still young.

Do you want some advice?

No.

Stop being a bitch and become a real man.

You'll make a lot of money.

Put me, put me.

Vanessa!

Is he gone?

Who?

Marisa, that one is raping you!

Marisa, that's a rapper
you don't know well!

Marisa...

Vanessa?

Vanessa?

What are you doing there?

Isn't this what you wanted?

Come on, idiot, come!

But Cosme, it's not
possible. You have no shame.

In your parents' bed and with that golf.

Dad, wait a minute,
it's not what you think.

But what the hell is not what I think, man?

Come here, I'll cut you. I'll
cut you, you're going to fold!

Let me explain.

But you're not the neighbor.

Degenerate! You have no
morals or principles, man!

First with that pendant, and now with this
poor girl Vanessa, whatever her name is.

You have no God's forgiveness.

Your mother is making
sacrifices to give you a degree,

and you have generated a place for
me to study so as not to lose the course.

Open!

No, dad.

Open or down by the ax!

Please, read that.

And what the hell is this?

The notes.

No, Aurora, no. Don't worry.

It's a kid's thing.

Yes. I'll tell you.

No, woman, it's not to be studied. No.

He's got seven outstanding ones.

A genius. A genius, Aurora.

Cormes is a genius.

Good morning, what do you want?

Come in.

I'm here to give you the test.

No, no, no, forget about the class.

And tell me what you want.

What do you say about the exams?

Outstanding in all, Mr. Todanca.

I tell you, I'm your father.

I'm going to the bathroom.