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Cordelia:
I think we should get a limo.
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A limo?
A big, expensive limo?
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That sounds like fun.
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And it is our last
homecoming dance,
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so maybe we should make
a big deal of it.
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You want to talk fun?
Public bus.
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You meet the funnest people.
Back me up here, oz.
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If it's a dollar issue,
we could all take my Van.
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Van? The homecoming queen doesn't
go to the dance in a Van.
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Use your head.
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Technically, you haven't
been elected yet...
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Although you certainly and
without a doubt will be.
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Who else likes a limo?
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A private limo!
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It is pretty... cuddlesome.
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And if we all split the cost...
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Um... maybe.
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You know, if I go and all.
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Why wouldn't you go? You
already have your tickets.
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Unless you don't
have a da-ay or two...
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To think about it.
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We should all think about it.
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What's going on here? Did Scott not
ask her to the homecoming dance yet?
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Thanks, cordelia. Humiliation's
really good for my color.
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Oh, um... well, no.
I just...
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Assumed that you would think
it was corny or something,
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but I'm in... I mean, if
you are, if you want to.
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Uh, sure... I do.
You know, if you want to.
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I do if you want to.
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The judges will
accept that as a yes.
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Do you want me to get
you another drink?
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Um... no, actually.
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Uh... I'm a little tired.
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I think I'm gonna
call it a night.
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But I'm excited about the dance.
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Me too.
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It's just me.
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Here.
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How are you feeling?
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It hurts...
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Less.
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Good.
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I haven't told giles
and the others...
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That you're back.
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Giles...
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And I'm not going to.
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They wouldn't understand
that you're... better.
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And I'm gonna keep
helping you get better.
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It's just that everything's
different now.
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I'm a senior.
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I'm really working
harder in school.
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I'm even thinking about college.
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And I'm involved with someone.
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His name is Scott.
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He's a nice, solid guy.
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He makes me happy...
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And that's what I need...
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Someone I can count on.
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I don't think we should
see each other anymore.
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You don't?
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When did this happen?
Where was I?
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Buffy, it's just...
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Before we were going out,
you-you seemed so...
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Full of life,
like a force of nature.
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Now you just seem distracted
all the time, and...
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I'm getting better.
Honest.
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In fact, from here on,
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you are gonna see a drastic
distraction reduction.
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"Drastic
distraction reduction."
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Try saying that 10 times fast.
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I'm really sorry.
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Is that her?
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In the nubile flesh, my friend.
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That's the target.
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Woman:
The mayor will see you now.
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I'm sorry to bother you, sir.
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I'm not bothered, Allan.
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Well, I'm not sure
how serious this is,
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but they were spotted
in town three days ago.
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I've just been informed.
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Frederick and
hans gruenstahler...
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Wanted in Germany
for capital murder,
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terrorism, the bombing
of flight 1402...
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I should have brought it
to your attention sooner,
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but I'd-I'd wanted to confirm...
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Would you show me
your hands, please?
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Sir?
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Your hands.
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I think they could be cleaner.
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Of course, sir. I mean,
I washed them, but...
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After every meal
and under your fingernails.
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Dirt gets trapped there
and germs and mayonnaise.
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My dear mother said,
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"cleanliness is next to
godliness," and I believed her.
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She never caught a cold.
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I'd like these two to be
put under surveillance,
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and I'd like to know if any other
colorful characters have come to town.
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00:08:07,166 --> 00:08:09,082
I'll take care of it.
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You have all my faith.
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You have to help me
pick an outfit.
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I want to wear something
that makes oz go, "oh."
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No problem.
I got the tux goin' on.
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I'm gonna look hot
if it even remotely fits.
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Whatcha doin'?
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Checking out the... I laughingly
use the phrase... competition.
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Holly Charleston...
Nice girl, brain dead,
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doesn't have a prayer.
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Michelle Blake...
Open to all mankind,
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especially those with a
letterman's jacket and a car.
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She could give me a run.
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00:09:01,125 --> 00:09:03,416
Where's Buffy? She's gonna
miss the yearbook pictures.
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Buffy and faith are in the
library getting all sweaty.
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They're training.
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I stand by my phrase.
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I don't think she was here
the day they announced them.
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Did anybody tell her?
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I'll tell her now.
I have to go
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to the nurse's office
for an ice pack anyway.
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Did you hurt yourself?
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00:09:17,584 --> 00:09:18,791
No, silly.
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It shrinks the pores.
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Man! Guys should break
up with you more often.
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Gee. Thank you.
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I mean it. You really got
some quality rage going.
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Really gives you an edge.
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Edge-girl.
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Just what I always wanted to be.
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Well, screw him, all right?
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You move on, and... You party
heavily, and you'll be fine.
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You're still going
to that dance, right?
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Maybe.
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You got the tix already.
Why don't we go together?
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I don't know about that.
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Come on. We'll find a couple
studs, we'll use them and...
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Discard them.
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That's always fun.
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Ok, I'm in.
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Not the stud-using part, though.
139
00:10:01,792 --> 00:10:03,667
Or... probably not.
140
00:10:07,250 --> 00:10:09,916
Uh, Bobby, mashad.
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You don't phone,
you don't write.
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00:10:12,708 --> 00:10:14,250
Where's the love?
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00:10:22,375 --> 00:10:23,916
Miss moran? Hi.
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I'm so glad that I ran into you.
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I had this little incident
last year...
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Of getting kicked out of school,
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and I'm back now, though.
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I've done all of
my makeup tests,
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but I still need one written
recommendation from a teacher...
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I think the word that principal
snyder used was "glowing..."
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to put in my file so I can
prove that I belong here.
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And you are...
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Buffy.
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B-Buffy summers.
Third row.
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I sat by the window.
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Your class...
Contemporary American heroes...
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From Amelia earhart
to Maya angelou.
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The class that changed my life.
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Were you absent a lot, um...
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Buffy.
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Cordelia: Hi. I hope you'll
consider me for homecoming queen.
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I can't believe it.
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My favorite teacher, and she
didn't even remember who I was.
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I'm like a nonperson.
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Am I invisible?
Can you see me?
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Big as life.
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At hemery, I was prom
Princess, I was fiesta queen,
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I was on the cheerleading squad.
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The yearbook was, like,
a story of me.
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Now it's senior year, and I'm
going to be one crappy picture...
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On 1/8 of one crappy page.
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00:11:41,500 --> 00:11:43,874
Uh, no, actually, you're not.
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What do you mean?
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00:11:45,500 --> 00:11:48,416
Well, you missed
the picture-taking.
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When? Why?
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Oz:
We did them yesterday.
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Willow:
Didn't cordelia tell you?
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Thanks for your support.
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Buffy, you look so cute
in that outfit.
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I'm not voting for you.
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Then make it snappy.
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How come you didn't tell me they
were doing the yearbook pictures?
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Didn't I? Oh, I guess I forgot.
What's the big?
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It's just... You could've
thought about somebody else...
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For 30 seconds, that's all.
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00:12:13,500 --> 00:12:15,999
Hey, I am under
a lot of pressure here.
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Oh, yeah, campaigning.
Rough gig.
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00:12:18,542 --> 00:12:20,290
What would you know about it?
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Just because you were guacamole
queen when you were three...
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Doesn't mean you
understand how this works.
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00:12:24,834 --> 00:12:28,332
Obviously, it involves handing
out entirely lame flyers.
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00:12:28,333 --> 00:12:30,874
No. It involves being
part of this school...
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And having actual friends.
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Now, if it was about monsters,
blood, and innards,
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then you'd be a shoo-in.
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I'd like to see you
try to win the crown.
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You would?
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Then you will.
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What does that mean?
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I'm gonna show you
how it's done.
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I'm gonna run for homecoming
queen, and I'm going to win.
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This is starting to be sad.
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00:12:58,500 --> 00:13:01,916
Sorry, cordy, but you have no
idea who you're messing with.
204
00:13:01,917 --> 00:13:03,666
What? The slayer?
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00:13:03,667 --> 00:13:06,207
I'm not talking
about the slayer.
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00:13:06,208 --> 00:13:07,624
I'm talking about Buffy.
207
00:13:07,625 --> 00:13:11,249
You've awakened
the prom queen within,
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00:13:11,250 --> 00:13:13,625
and that crown
is going to be mine.
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00:13:14,625 --> 00:13:16,833
Man:
Competition.
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00:13:16,834 --> 00:13:20,707
Competition is
a beautiful thing.
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It makes us strive.
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00:13:23,291 --> 00:13:26,124
It... makes us accomplish.
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Occasionally, it makes us kill.
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00:13:28,125 --> 00:13:31,249
We all have the desire to win,
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whether we're human...
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Vampire...
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And whatever the hell
you are, my brother.
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You got them spiny-looking
head things.
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I ain't never seen them before.
220
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I am kulak of the miquot clan.
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Isn't that nice.
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00:13:49,500 --> 00:13:53,457
Point is, you're all here
for the same reason.
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00:13:53,458 --> 00:13:56,457
It sure ain't no philosophy
class now, is it?
224
00:13:56,458 --> 00:13:58,541
Mr. gorch,
my account statement says...
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That your deposit
has not yet been made.
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00:14:00,875 --> 00:14:02,416
Me and candy...
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00:14:02,417 --> 00:14:04,749
We blown our whole
honeymoon stash...
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00:14:04,750 --> 00:14:06,583
On this little game here.
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00:14:08,792 --> 00:14:10,374
They're dirty.
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They're nonconsecutive.
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The games will begin
in a few days' time.
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The first target... Buffy...
You've all seen.
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The second... faith...
Is a little more elusive.
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But they will both be together
and ready for the killing,
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and that is
a money-back guarantee.
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Ladies, gentlemen,
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spiny-headed
looking creatures...
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Welcome to slayerfest '98.
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What do you think of this?
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Nice.
241
00:14:57,708 --> 00:15:00,165
It's my first big dance,
you know?
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00:15:00,166 --> 00:15:02,624
Where there's a boy
and a band...
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00:15:02,625 --> 00:15:05,249
And not just me
alone in my room...
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Pretending that there's
a boy and a band.
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00:15:07,542 --> 00:15:10,207
I just want it to be... special.
246
00:15:10,208 --> 00:15:12,999
That's why I spared no
expense on the tux.
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00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:16,541
The tux? I thought you borrowed
it from your cousin rigby.
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00:15:16,542 --> 00:15:18,624
Expense to my pride, wil.
249
00:15:18,625 --> 00:15:21,791
They're our only relations with
money, and they shun us...
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00:15:21,792 --> 00:15:23,333
As they should.
251
00:15:26,209 --> 00:15:28,625
What do you think about this?
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00:15:30,166 --> 00:15:31,583
Nice.
253
00:15:38,208 --> 00:15:39,582
What?
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00:15:39,583 --> 00:15:42,207
I was just...
255
00:15:42,208 --> 00:15:44,582
Remember the
eighth-grade cotillion?
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00:15:44,583 --> 00:15:46,624
You had that clip-on.
257
00:15:46,625 --> 00:15:49,457
I was pretty stylin'
with the clip-on.
258
00:15:49,458 --> 00:15:52,082
And now here we are,
and it's homecoming.
259
00:15:52,083 --> 00:15:53,958
We should face it, wil.
260
00:15:53,959 --> 00:15:56,916
You and I are gonna be in
neighboring rest homes...
261
00:15:56,917 --> 00:15:59,124
While I come over so
you can adjust my...
262
00:15:59,125 --> 00:16:01,290
My, uh...
263
00:16:01,291 --> 00:16:04,417
Well, I can't think of anything
that's not really gross.
264
00:16:07,083 --> 00:16:11,040
So, uh... you and oz.
265
00:16:11,041 --> 00:16:13,124
How do I put this?
266
00:16:13,125 --> 00:16:16,666
Are we on first,
second, or, uh...
267
00:16:16,667 --> 00:16:18,457
"Ye gods?"
268
00:16:18,458 --> 00:16:21,374
That's none of your
business, Alexander Harris.
269
00:16:21,375 --> 00:16:23,541
Ohh...
Rounding second.
270
00:16:23,542 --> 00:16:25,332
You don't know that.
271
00:16:25,333 --> 00:16:27,624
What about you and cordelia?
272
00:16:27,625 --> 00:16:31,082
Oh, a gentleman never talks
about his conquests.
273
00:16:31,083 --> 00:16:34,333
Oh, yeah? Well, since
when did you become a...
274
00:16:37,250 --> 00:16:38,834
Gentleman?
275
00:16:39,875 --> 00:16:42,792
I... I know. "Nice."
276
00:16:44,125 --> 00:16:46,333
I was gonna go
with "gorgeous."
277
00:16:47,750 --> 00:16:49,666
Really?
278
00:16:49,667 --> 00:16:51,457
You too.
279
00:16:51,458 --> 00:16:53,500
In... in a guy way.
280
00:16:55,083 --> 00:16:57,417
Oz is very lucky.
281
00:16:58,708 --> 00:17:02,583
So is cordelia...
In a girl way.
282
00:17:04,250 --> 00:17:06,499
I don't know
if I can dance in this.
283
00:17:06,500 --> 00:17:08,624
I don't know if I can dance.
284
00:17:08,625 --> 00:17:10,707
Come on.
Piece of cake.
285
00:17:10,708 --> 00:17:11,875
Here.
286
00:17:13,708 --> 00:17:15,708
Well, that seems to...
287
00:17:19,750 --> 00:17:24,290
Yeah. This shouldn't
be a problem.
288
00:17:24,291 --> 00:17:25,792
No.
289
00:17:27,542 --> 00:17:29,209
No problem.
290
00:17:45,125 --> 00:17:46,666
That didn't just happen!
291
00:17:46,667 --> 00:17:49,624
No! I mean, it did,
but it didn't.
292
00:17:49,625 --> 00:17:52,833
Because I respect you... and
oz... and I would never...
293
00:17:52,834 --> 00:17:56,833
I would never, either. It must
be the clothes. It's a fluke.
294
00:17:56,834 --> 00:17:59,499
It's a clothes fluke, that's what it is.
There'll be no more fluking.
295
00:17:59,500 --> 00:18:00,500
Not ever.
296
00:18:01,667 --> 00:18:03,582
We got to get out
of these clothes.
297
00:18:03,583 --> 00:18:04,833
Right now.
298
00:18:04,834 --> 00:18:06,040
Oh, I didn't mean...
299
00:18:06,041 --> 00:18:07,249
I didn't... me, either!
300
00:18:07,250 --> 00:18:09,249
Buffy:
A campaign is like a war.
301
00:18:09,250 --> 00:18:11,082
It's won or lost
in the trenches.
302
00:18:11,083 --> 00:18:12,207
Holly, Michelle,
303
00:18:12,208 --> 00:18:14,208
and our real
competition, cordelia,
304
00:18:14,209 --> 00:18:15,624
all have big head starts.
305
00:18:15,625 --> 00:18:17,499
Speaking of big heads,
306
00:18:17,500 --> 00:18:20,667
if I had a watermelon as big
as cordelia's, I'd be rich.
307
00:18:22,083 --> 00:18:24,125
Waits for laugh...
308
00:18:25,917 --> 00:18:28,582
Ok, you're right. Making
fun of the competition...
309
00:18:28,583 --> 00:18:30,249
Only makes me seem petty.
310
00:18:30,250 --> 00:18:32,624
Now, this is just like any
other popularity contest.
311
00:18:32,625 --> 00:18:35,208
I've done this before.
The only difference being...
312
00:18:35,209 --> 00:18:37,124
This time, I'm not
actually popular.
313
00:18:37,125 --> 00:18:39,040
Although, I'm not
exactly unpopular.
314
00:18:39,041 --> 00:18:42,833
A lot of people came to
my welcome home party.
315
00:18:42,834 --> 00:18:44,290
But they were killed by zombies.
316
00:18:44,291 --> 00:18:45,332
Good point.
317
00:18:45,333 --> 00:18:46,833
Ok, here's the plan.
318
00:18:46,834 --> 00:18:48,791
Willow, I need you
to make a database.
319
00:18:48,792 --> 00:18:50,541
See who's for us,
320
00:18:50,542 --> 00:18:53,749
who's on the fence, and where
our real crisis areas are.
321
00:18:53,750 --> 00:18:56,290
Oz, you take the
fringe... musicians,
322
00:18:56,291 --> 00:18:58,082
those not normally
inclined to vote.
323
00:18:58,083 --> 00:19:00,416
Xander, what...
324
00:19:00,417 --> 00:19:02,749
Uh, cordelia.
Ok, look.
325
00:19:02,750 --> 00:19:04,749
I know this is a little awkward,
326
00:19:04,750 --> 00:19:07,416
but I don't see any reason why
we all can't get along...
327
00:19:07,417 --> 00:19:09,416
During this campaign time.
328
00:19:09,417 --> 00:19:11,040
I mean, we're...
329
00:19:11,041 --> 00:19:12,541
Almost friends,
330
00:19:12,542 --> 00:19:14,999
and we are all riding
together in the limo.
331
00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:18,749
Yeah, great. Willow, how's
that database coming?
332
00:19:18,750 --> 00:19:22,290
Uh, it's...
Just about done.
333
00:19:22,291 --> 00:19:23,666
Xander?
334
00:19:23,667 --> 00:19:26,290
I got your new flyers.
335
00:19:26,291 --> 00:19:27,708
Let's get cracking.
336
00:19:31,083 --> 00:19:33,375
She's my girlfriend.
337
00:19:35,166 --> 00:19:38,917
It's just that... She needs
it so much more than you do.
338
00:19:40,417 --> 00:19:44,457
As Willow goes,
so goes my nation.
339
00:19:44,458 --> 00:19:46,332
Thanks for what you said, Buffy.
340
00:19:46,333 --> 00:19:48,333
I think we're getting along great.
Don't you?
341
00:20:02,166 --> 00:20:06,290
Seems like a lot of fuss
for one little title.
342
00:20:06,291 --> 00:20:10,082
Well, you know, it's no fun
if you don't try your best.
343
00:20:10,083 --> 00:20:13,416
As long as fun
is still in the mix.
344
00:20:13,417 --> 00:20:14,958
Sure.
345
00:20:14,959 --> 00:20:17,875
It's not like anyone
takes it that seriously.
346
00:20:28,875 --> 00:20:32,874
♪ Well, I don't
wanna be president ♪
347
00:20:32,875 --> 00:20:37,082
♪ Superman or Clark Kent ♪
348
00:20:37,083 --> 00:20:41,667
♪ I don't wanna walk 'round
in their shoes ♪
349
00:20:44,250 --> 00:20:48,541
♪ 'Cause I don't know
whose side I'm on ♪
350
00:20:48,542 --> 00:20:52,416
♪ I don't know
my right from wrong ♪
351
00:20:52,417 --> 00:20:56,875
♪ I don't know
where I'm going to ♪
352
00:20:59,959 --> 00:21:02,457
♪ I don't know ♪
353
00:21:02,458 --> 00:21:04,291
♪ About you ♪
354
00:21:06,875 --> 00:21:10,290
♪ I'll be the rain ♪
355
00:21:10,291 --> 00:21:13,624
♪ Falling on
your fire escape ♪
356
00:21:13,625 --> 00:21:15,833
Sorry.
Here.
357
00:21:15,834 --> 00:21:18,874
♪ I may not be the man
you want me to ♪
358
00:21:18,875 --> 00:21:21,040
I heard you were doing this.
359
00:21:21,041 --> 00:21:24,040
Uh... yeah. It's just
something to pass the time.
360
00:21:24,041 --> 00:21:25,624
It's silly, really.
361
00:21:25,625 --> 00:21:27,040
I don't think so.
362
00:21:27,041 --> 00:21:30,124
And for what it's worth,
you have my vote.
363
00:21:30,125 --> 00:21:32,624
I don't want you to feel...
364
00:21:32,625 --> 00:21:33,958
Thank you.
365
00:21:33,959 --> 00:21:38,207
♪ I don't wanna
make you mad ♪
366
00:21:38,208 --> 00:21:42,374
♪ I don't wanna
meet your dad ♪
367
00:21:42,375 --> 00:21:46,333
♪ I don't wanna be
your dream-come-true ♪
368
00:21:49,250 --> 00:21:53,541
♪ 'Cause I don't know
just what I've found ♪
369
00:21:53,542 --> 00:21:57,290
♪ I don't know my sky
from ground ♪
370
00:21:57,291 --> 00:22:01,667
♪ I don't know
where I'm going to ♪
371
00:22:04,834 --> 00:22:07,499
♪ I don't know ♪
372
00:22:07,500 --> 00:22:09,708
♪ About you ♪♪
373
00:22:19,458 --> 00:22:20,791
Hey.
374
00:22:20,792 --> 00:22:23,124
Hi. How are you? You good?
You look good.
375
00:22:23,125 --> 00:22:25,874
Anything new? Hey, did I
mention you look good?
376
00:22:25,875 --> 00:22:28,207
Willow, it's ok that
you're helping cordelia.
377
00:22:28,208 --> 00:22:31,874
We're best friends. I'm not
gonna hold it against you.
378
00:22:31,875 --> 00:22:35,958
No, I'm not a friend. I'm a
rabid dog who should be shot.
379
00:22:35,959 --> 00:22:40,082
But there are forces at work here...
dark, incomprehensible forces.
380
00:22:40,083 --> 00:22:42,082
And I'm sure
they're more important...
381
00:22:42,083 --> 00:22:44,249
Than all we've been
through together,
382
00:22:44,250 --> 00:22:47,499
or... the number of times
that I've saved your life.
383
00:22:47,500 --> 00:22:49,416
What do you want?
384
00:22:49,417 --> 00:22:52,082
Fifteen minutes alone on your
computer with cordelia's database.
385
00:22:52,083 --> 00:22:53,416
Ok.
386
00:22:53,417 --> 00:22:55,165
Good. Ooh!
387
00:22:55,166 --> 00:22:57,332
I spoke to the limo people,
and we're all set.
388
00:22:57,333 --> 00:23:01,707
They'll pick up faith, then me,
then swing by and get you guys.
389
00:23:01,708 --> 00:23:06,250
Now, what's your database
tell you about my weaknesses?
390
00:23:09,375 --> 00:23:11,082
You know, Jonathan,
391
00:23:11,083 --> 00:23:14,916
I've always felt a special
bond between you and me.
392
00:23:14,917 --> 00:23:17,332
Cordelia gave me six bucks.
393
00:23:17,333 --> 00:23:20,208
That buys a whole lot
of cupcakes.
394
00:23:20,209 --> 00:23:21,791
Are you kidding?
395
00:23:21,792 --> 00:23:25,290
I've been doing the vulcan
death grip since I was four.
396
00:23:25,291 --> 00:23:27,499
So you really are
giving out money, huh?
397
00:23:27,500 --> 00:23:29,165
Is that any more tacky...
398
00:23:29,166 --> 00:23:32,666
Than your faux "I'm shy but
deep" campaign posters?
399
00:23:32,667 --> 00:23:34,457
Yes.
400
00:23:34,458 --> 00:23:37,707
This whole trying to be like
me really isn't funny anymore.
401
00:23:37,708 --> 00:23:41,541
I was never trying to be like
you, and when was it funny?
402
00:23:41,542 --> 00:23:44,582
I don't see why your pathetic need
to recapture your glory days...
403
00:23:44,583 --> 00:23:46,749
Gives you the right
to splinter my vote.
404
00:23:46,750 --> 00:23:50,124
How can you think it's ok to
talk to people like this?
405
00:23:50,125 --> 00:23:51,457
Do you have parents?
406
00:23:51,458 --> 00:23:54,165
Yeah. Two of them...
Unlike some people.
407
00:23:54,166 --> 00:23:57,999
Your brain isn't even connected
to your mouth, is it?
408
00:23:58,000 --> 00:24:01,165
Why don't you do us both a
favor and stay out of my way?
409
00:24:01,166 --> 00:24:04,666
Don't... ever...
Do that again.
410
00:24:04,667 --> 00:24:06,791
You're sick, you know that?
411
00:24:06,792 --> 00:24:08,707
Let's not say something
we'll regret later.
412
00:24:08,708 --> 00:24:10,374
You crazy freak!
Vapid whore.
413
00:24:10,375 --> 00:24:11,791
Like that.
414
00:24:11,792 --> 00:24:14,165
Cordelia:
What did you call me?
415
00:24:14,166 --> 00:24:18,165
This is just the worst thing
that's ever happened.
416
00:24:18,166 --> 00:24:19,666
Ever!
417
00:24:19,667 --> 00:24:21,082
I know. I know.
418
00:24:21,083 --> 00:24:22,416
It's just...
419
00:24:22,417 --> 00:24:25,165
When I look at you now,
420
00:24:25,166 --> 00:24:27,165
it's like I'm seeing you
for the first time.
421
00:24:27,166 --> 00:24:30,040
I'm talking about
Buffy and cordelia.
422
00:24:30,041 --> 00:24:31,624
Me too.
423
00:24:31,625 --> 00:24:34,916
What are we gonna do?
We have to do something.
424
00:24:34,917 --> 00:24:36,707
This is all our fault.
425
00:24:36,708 --> 00:24:39,124
How do you get from chick
fight to our fault?
426
00:24:39,125 --> 00:24:42,082
Because we felt so guilty
about the fluke,
427
00:24:42,083 --> 00:24:44,582
we overcompensated
helping cordelia,
428
00:24:44,583 --> 00:24:46,916
and we spun the whole
group dynamic out of orbit,
429
00:24:46,917 --> 00:24:50,165
and we're just a big meteor
shower heading for earth...
430
00:24:50,166 --> 00:24:51,999
Ok, calm down.
431
00:24:52,000 --> 00:24:54,374
Let's just put our heads
together and think of something.
432
00:24:54,375 --> 00:24:56,332
Ok, one of us here
is pretty darn smart,
433
00:24:56,333 --> 00:24:59,499
and I am...
434
00:24:59,500 --> 00:25:01,165
Just in hell.
435
00:25:01,166 --> 00:25:04,124
I mean, I thought
being a senior at last...
436
00:25:04,125 --> 00:25:08,249
And having a girlfriend at
last would be a good thing.
437
00:25:08,250 --> 00:25:11,082
Why wouldn't that be
a good thing?
438
00:25:11,083 --> 00:25:13,124
What?
439
00:25:13,125 --> 00:25:15,624
Sometimes when you're
falling to pieces,
440
00:25:15,625 --> 00:25:18,875
your mouth... it just does
the sweetest thing.
441
00:25:23,291 --> 00:25:25,124
What are we gonna do?
442
00:25:25,125 --> 00:25:28,207
We just have to get the two
of them communicating.
443
00:25:28,208 --> 00:25:30,417
I'm talking about us.
444
00:25:51,291 --> 00:25:53,207
What's going on here?
445
00:25:53,208 --> 00:25:54,917
Where's faith?
446
00:25:59,542 --> 00:26:01,124
"Dear cordelia and Buffy,
447
00:26:01,125 --> 00:26:03,165
"we won't be riding
to the dance with you.
448
00:26:03,166 --> 00:26:05,541
"We want you to work out
your problems...
449
00:26:05,542 --> 00:26:07,207
"Because our friendships
are more important...
450
00:26:07,208 --> 00:26:08,666
"Than who wins homecoming queen.
451
00:26:08,667 --> 00:26:10,249
"Your friends.
452
00:26:10,250 --> 00:26:13,750
P.s. The limo was not cheap.
Work it out."
453
00:26:17,166 --> 00:26:18,500
Well...
454
00:26:21,166 --> 00:26:23,165
They bought us corsages?
455
00:26:23,166 --> 00:26:24,792
I took the orchid.
456
00:26:26,250 --> 00:26:28,208
Ok.
457
00:26:42,750 --> 00:26:45,374
Cordelia: I don't see
what the big deal is.
458
00:26:45,375 --> 00:26:47,999
I'm not making a big deal.
459
00:26:48,000 --> 00:26:51,207
You wanted the orchid,
you got the orchid.
460
00:26:51,208 --> 00:26:54,040
It goes with
my complexion better.
461
00:26:54,041 --> 00:26:56,417
It does have that sallow tint.
462
00:26:59,125 --> 00:27:01,000
Finally we're here.
463
00:27:11,166 --> 00:27:13,290
What is this?
464
00:27:13,291 --> 00:27:17,541
Ok, guys, we've had enough
of your stupid little games!
465
00:27:17,542 --> 00:27:20,333
What's massively wrong
with this picture?
466
00:27:27,542 --> 00:27:29,249
Hello, ladies.
467
00:27:29,250 --> 00:27:31,249
Welcome to slayerfest '98.
468
00:27:31,250 --> 00:27:34,082
What is a slayerfest, you ask?
469
00:27:34,083 --> 00:27:35,999
Well, as in most of life,
470
00:27:36,000 --> 00:27:38,374
there's the hunters
and the hunted.
471
00:27:38,375 --> 00:27:41,290
Can you guess
where you two fall?
472
00:27:41,291 --> 00:27:45,374
From the beginning of this tape,
you have exactly 30 seconds...
473
00:27:45,375 --> 00:27:48,082
No, that's 17 now...
474
00:27:48,083 --> 00:27:51,332
To run for your lives.
475
00:27:51,333 --> 00:27:52,333
Faith...
476
00:27:52,334 --> 00:27:53,958
Buffy...
477
00:27:53,959 --> 00:27:55,959
Have a nice death.
478
00:27:59,667 --> 00:28:03,332
Hello! How stupid
are you people?
479
00:28:03,333 --> 00:28:06,166
She's a slayer.
I'm a homecoming queen.
480
00:28:19,209 --> 00:28:22,249
♪ She flies
from a blinding light ♪
481
00:28:22,250 --> 00:28:26,332
♪ And spirals
to my heart ♪
482
00:28:26,333 --> 00:28:27,999
♪ I try to find... ♪♪
483
00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:31,290
What are you two so mopey about?
484
00:28:31,291 --> 00:28:33,207
We're not mopey.
We're groovin'.
485
00:28:33,208 --> 00:28:35,124
On oz's band.
486
00:28:35,125 --> 00:28:37,040
He's a great guy, oz.
487
00:28:37,041 --> 00:28:40,000
He wrote this song for me.
488
00:28:42,917 --> 00:28:45,041
Sleazebag!
489
00:28:48,500 --> 00:28:51,457
We have to find Buffy.
Something terrible's happened.
490
00:28:51,458 --> 00:28:53,875
Just kidding.
Thought I'd give you a scare.
491
00:28:54,917 --> 00:28:56,959
Are those finger sandwiches?
492
00:29:07,625 --> 00:29:09,166
I have an idea.
493
00:29:09,167 --> 00:29:10,999
We talk to these people,
494
00:29:11,000 --> 00:29:13,791
we explain that I'm not a
slayer and they let me go.
495
00:29:13,792 --> 00:29:14,875
Look out!
496
00:29:16,667 --> 00:29:17,708
Get down!
497
00:29:25,834 --> 00:29:27,624
That's gotta smart.
498
00:29:27,625 --> 00:29:31,124
Now, I can let you out of that, or
I can put a bullet in your head.
499
00:29:31,125 --> 00:29:35,249
How many are there in this little
game, and what are they packing?
500
00:29:35,250 --> 00:29:37,416
There's me,
501
00:29:37,417 --> 00:29:41,040
two Germans with ar-15s
and grenade launcher...
502
00:29:41,041 --> 00:29:43,207
Yellow-skinned demon
with long knives...
503
00:29:43,208 --> 00:29:45,999
Vampire couple from
Texas named gorch.
504
00:29:46,000 --> 00:29:47,374
That everybody?
505
00:29:47,375 --> 00:29:48,541
Everybody who's out here.
506
00:29:48,542 --> 00:29:50,208
Germans are wired.
507
00:29:50,209 --> 00:29:51,416
Their boss is tracking
them on computer.
508
00:29:51,417 --> 00:29:53,582
Now get me out of this!
509
00:29:53,583 --> 00:29:58,083
Could I ask an eensy favor? Could you
just tell your friends that I'm not...
510
00:30:04,625 --> 00:30:07,332
Scott?
There you are, honey.
511
00:30:07,333 --> 00:30:08,916
Hey, good news.
512
00:30:08,917 --> 00:30:10,582
The doctor says that the
itching and the swelling...
513
00:30:10,583 --> 00:30:12,124
And the burning should clear up,
514
00:30:12,125 --> 00:30:14,124
but we got to keep
using the ointment.
515
00:30:14,125 --> 00:30:15,542
Hi.
516
00:30:17,041 --> 00:30:18,583
Uh...
517
00:30:24,166 --> 00:30:27,040
I suspect the finger
food contains...
518
00:30:27,041 --> 00:30:29,082
Actual fingers.
519
00:30:29,083 --> 00:30:32,582
I think I'll retreat to the
library until the coronation.
520
00:30:32,583 --> 00:30:35,124
I want to be here when Buffy...
521
00:30:35,125 --> 00:30:37,999
Well, however the thing
turns out for her.
522
00:30:38,000 --> 00:30:41,290
And that was a very
fine thing you two did,
523
00:30:41,291 --> 00:30:44,208
putting Buffy and
cordelia together.
524
00:30:48,333 --> 00:30:51,124
We did one fine thing.
525
00:30:51,125 --> 00:30:53,624
Yeah. They've been gone
for a while.
526
00:30:53,625 --> 00:30:56,250
They must really be
getting into it.
527
00:31:01,000 --> 00:31:04,040
We should be safe
in here for a while.
528
00:31:04,041 --> 00:31:06,541
You need to find a weapon.
529
00:31:06,542 --> 00:31:10,208
Safe? I'm not safe.
I'm gonna die.
530
00:31:15,542 --> 00:31:18,707
Yeah, you are
if you just stand there.
531
00:31:18,708 --> 00:31:21,707
I'm never gonna be crowned
homecoming queen.
532
00:31:21,708 --> 00:31:24,124
I'm never gonna graduate
from high school.
533
00:31:24,125 --> 00:31:27,124
I'm never gonna know if it's
real between me and Xander,
534
00:31:27,125 --> 00:31:30,040
or if it's just...
Some temporary insanity...
535
00:31:30,041 --> 00:31:34,207
That made me think...
I loved him.
536
00:31:34,208 --> 00:31:38,457
And now I'm never gonna
get the chance to tell him.
537
00:31:38,458 --> 00:31:40,290
Yes, you are.
538
00:31:40,291 --> 00:31:42,165
We are gonna get out of here,
539
00:31:42,166 --> 00:31:43,749
and we are gonna head
back to the library,
540
00:31:43,750 --> 00:31:45,290
where giles and the rest
of the weapons live.
541
00:31:45,291 --> 00:31:47,249
Then I'm gonna take out
the rest of these guys...
542
00:31:47,250 --> 00:31:48,999
Just in time for you
to congratulate me...
543
00:31:49,000 --> 00:31:52,707
On my sweeping victory
as homecoming queen.
544
00:31:52,708 --> 00:31:55,290
I know what you're up to.
545
00:31:55,291 --> 00:31:58,624
You think if you get me mad
enough, I won't be so scared.
546
00:31:58,625 --> 00:32:00,207
And, hey...
547
00:32:00,208 --> 00:32:01,624
It's working!
548
00:32:01,625 --> 00:32:03,625
Where's a damn weapon?
549
00:32:07,166 --> 00:32:09,541
You really love Xander?
550
00:32:09,542 --> 00:32:12,165
Well, he kind of
grows on you, like...
551
00:32:12,166 --> 00:32:13,458
A chia pet.
552
00:32:15,291 --> 00:32:16,833
That's it?
553
00:32:16,834 --> 00:32:19,207
Just this and a telephone.
554
00:32:19,208 --> 00:32:21,124
A telephone.
555
00:32:21,125 --> 00:32:23,374
And you didn't think
that'd be helpful?
556
00:32:23,375 --> 00:32:26,582
No, this is better for...
557
00:32:26,583 --> 00:32:28,125
Oh.
558
00:32:30,708 --> 00:32:34,332
You're about to see why Daniel
Boone and that idiot demon...
559
00:32:34,333 --> 00:32:36,374
Are creatures of the past...
560
00:32:36,375 --> 00:32:39,290
And why I am the future.
561
00:32:39,291 --> 00:32:41,041
I'm picking up a signal.
562
00:32:41,959 --> 00:32:43,666
They've got a phone!
563
00:32:43,667 --> 00:32:47,666
If you get this message, giles,
get help and get out here...
564
00:32:47,667 --> 00:32:49,249
Hello?
565
00:32:49,250 --> 00:32:51,082
What happened?
566
00:32:51,083 --> 00:32:52,583
It went dead.
567
00:32:57,500 --> 00:33:00,249
Want me to cut that leg off?
568
00:33:00,250 --> 00:33:01,708
No, thanks.
569
00:33:06,333 --> 00:33:09,165
Old man: Continue proceeding
south 90 meters...
570
00:33:09,166 --> 00:33:11,083
To vector three.
571
00:33:20,500 --> 00:33:23,332
Buffy, on answering machine:
Giles, it's me... and cordelia.
572
00:33:23,333 --> 00:33:26,625
We're in a cabin in Miller's
woods, and we're in big trouble.
573
00:33:28,917 --> 00:33:31,332
Why is it every time
I go somewhere with you,
574
00:33:31,333 --> 00:33:33,582
it always ends
in violence and terror?
575
00:33:33,583 --> 00:33:35,582
Welcome to my life.
576
00:33:35,583 --> 00:33:40,207
I don't want to be in your life.
I want to be in my life.
577
00:33:40,208 --> 00:33:42,124
Well, there's the door.
578
00:33:42,125 --> 00:33:45,791
Please feel free to walk out at
any time and live your life.
579
00:33:45,792 --> 00:33:48,249
All I wanted was
to be homecoming queen.
580
00:33:48,250 --> 00:33:51,625
And that's all I wanted,
too, cordelia.
581
00:33:53,208 --> 00:33:55,833
I spent a year's
allowance on this dress.
582
00:33:55,834 --> 00:33:58,582
I don't even get why
you care about homecoming...
583
00:33:58,583 --> 00:34:00,458
When you're doing stuff
like this.
584
00:34:02,500 --> 00:34:05,082
Because this is all I do.
585
00:34:05,083 --> 00:34:07,542
This is what my life is.
586
00:34:13,250 --> 00:34:15,333
You couldn't understand.
587
00:34:17,500 --> 00:34:21,374
I just thought...
Homecoming queen.
588
00:34:21,375 --> 00:34:25,207
I could pick up
a yearbook someday and say,
589
00:34:25,208 --> 00:34:26,582
"I was there."
590
00:34:26,583 --> 00:34:28,332
I went to high school.
591
00:34:28,333 --> 00:34:30,082
I had friends.
592
00:34:30,083 --> 00:34:31,457
And for one moment,
593
00:34:31,458 --> 00:34:34,457
I got to live in the world.
594
00:34:34,458 --> 00:34:37,375
And there'd be proof...
595
00:34:39,333 --> 00:34:41,332
Proof...
That I was chosen...
596
00:34:41,333 --> 00:34:43,417
For something other than this.
597
00:34:47,417 --> 00:34:49,124
Besides...
598
00:34:49,125 --> 00:34:51,417
I look cute in a tiara.
599
00:34:52,417 --> 00:34:53,707
Do you hear...
600
00:34:53,708 --> 00:34:55,041
Aah!
601
00:35:06,083 --> 00:35:07,707
Cor, the gun!
602
00:35:07,708 --> 00:35:09,000
Ooh!
603
00:35:18,417 --> 00:35:20,250
Cordelia, the spatula.
604
00:35:22,792 --> 00:35:24,708
Prepare to launch.
605
00:35:30,333 --> 00:35:33,374
Old man: Target's in range.
Ready your weapon.
606
00:35:33,375 --> 00:35:37,165
"Y" access 53 degrees
west by eight degrees south.
607
00:35:37,166 --> 00:35:38,458
Buffy!
608
00:35:44,750 --> 00:35:45,792
Launch!
609
00:35:55,041 --> 00:35:56,250
Aah!
610
00:36:08,417 --> 00:36:11,250
We got to get back
to the library.
611
00:36:25,500 --> 00:36:27,332
Easy, darlin'.
612
00:36:27,333 --> 00:36:28,541
These things go through you...
613
00:36:28,542 --> 00:36:30,499
Faster than grandpa
Pete's chili.
614
00:36:30,500 --> 00:36:32,457
I want to do Buffy...
615
00:36:32,458 --> 00:36:35,666
My weddin' present for what
happened to your poor brother.
616
00:36:35,667 --> 00:36:38,457
Tector.
When's she comin'?
617
00:36:38,458 --> 00:36:39,874
He's her watcher.
618
00:36:39,875 --> 00:36:41,833
She'll show...
Just as soon...
619
00:36:41,834 --> 00:36:44,875
As she gets rid of some
of our competition.
620
00:36:51,291 --> 00:36:54,666
They're heading west,
back into town.
621
00:36:54,667 --> 00:36:56,207
They got away?
622
00:36:56,208 --> 00:36:57,958
Temporarily.
623
00:36:57,959 --> 00:37:01,250
Well, give it up for the slayers.
They got character.
624
00:37:06,208 --> 00:37:08,083
I'll take care of it.
625
00:37:13,209 --> 00:37:16,040
Evening, gentlemen.
How may I help you?
626
00:37:16,041 --> 00:37:19,333
Excuse me,
anybody got a warrant here?
627
00:37:20,792 --> 00:37:23,165
Jungle Bob and spike-head
are down and out.
628
00:37:23,166 --> 00:37:25,541
We've lost the Germans twice, but
they seem to keep finding us.
629
00:37:25,542 --> 00:37:28,207
If we take them out and the gorches,
we can still make homecoming.
630
00:37:28,208 --> 00:37:31,040
Those animals! Hunting us
down like poor defenseless...
631
00:37:31,041 --> 00:37:32,625
Well, animals.
632
00:37:34,750 --> 00:37:36,834
We just need
to find giles... ooh!
633
00:37:45,583 --> 00:37:47,083
Buffy!
634
00:37:48,000 --> 00:37:49,208
Unh!
635
00:37:54,208 --> 00:37:55,625
Candy!
636
00:37:58,834 --> 00:38:00,290
Oh, candy.
637
00:38:00,291 --> 00:38:03,166
I'm gonna kill both of
you slayers for this!
638
00:38:03,167 --> 00:38:05,666
Hear me?
I hear you, you redneck moron.
639
00:38:05,667 --> 00:38:07,374
You got a dress
that goes with that hat?
640
00:38:07,375 --> 00:38:08,582
I'm gonna...
641
00:38:08,583 --> 00:38:10,749
Rip out my innards,
play with my eyeballs,
642
00:38:10,750 --> 00:38:12,874
boil my brain
and eat it for brunch?
643
00:38:12,875 --> 00:38:15,208
Listen up, needle-brain.
644
00:38:15,209 --> 00:38:16,249
Buffy and I have taken out
four of your cronies,
645
00:38:16,250 --> 00:38:18,082
not to mention your girlfriend.
646
00:38:18,083 --> 00:38:20,166
Wife!
Whatever.
647
00:38:20,167 --> 00:38:22,499
The point is, I haven't
even broken a sweat.
648
00:38:22,500 --> 00:38:25,082
See, in the end,
Buffy's just the runner-up.
649
00:38:25,083 --> 00:38:26,791
I'm the queen.
650
00:38:26,792 --> 00:38:30,208
You get me mad, what do you
think I'm gonna do to you?
651
00:38:35,166 --> 00:38:37,209
Later.
652
00:38:46,333 --> 00:38:49,749
That should teach him to
mistake you for a slayer.
653
00:38:49,750 --> 00:38:52,040
I must admit I do feel
partly responsible.
654
00:38:52,041 --> 00:38:54,290
I did give your friends
tacit approval...
655
00:38:54,291 --> 00:38:56,416
To make the switch
in the limousine.
656
00:38:56,417 --> 00:38:58,916
Aw, it's ok. It gave
cor and I a chance...
657
00:38:58,917 --> 00:39:00,707
To spend some
quality death time.
658
00:39:00,708 --> 00:39:03,457
And we got these free corsages.
659
00:39:03,458 --> 00:39:05,374
That's nice...
660
00:39:05,375 --> 00:39:08,249
Although I don't recall
them mentioning corsages.
661
00:39:08,250 --> 00:39:11,082
Jungle Bob said
that the Germans...
662
00:39:11,083 --> 00:39:14,041
Were hooked into
a computer system.
663
00:39:17,041 --> 00:39:19,250
And they're hooked into us.
664
00:39:24,542 --> 00:39:27,166
Oh, god, get rid
of these things!
665
00:39:27,167 --> 00:39:29,040
I need some wet toilet paper.
666
00:39:29,041 --> 00:39:30,417
Yeah. That'll help.
667
00:39:35,333 --> 00:39:37,000
Old man:
Transmitting coordinates now.
668
00:39:39,417 --> 00:39:40,750
They're 50 feet away.
669
00:39:53,417 --> 00:39:56,166
Old man:
Axis six degrees by 43.
670
00:39:57,250 --> 00:39:59,166
I have them both in range.
671
00:40:03,792 --> 00:40:07,457
I have the targets together
at 20 feet north and stationary.
672
00:40:07,458 --> 00:40:09,249
Final position is locked.
673
00:40:09,250 --> 00:40:11,041
Fire when ready.
674
00:40:16,041 --> 00:40:18,834
Both targets
seven degrees by 35.
675
00:40:22,875 --> 00:40:24,791
Adjust right ten degrees.
676
00:40:24,792 --> 00:40:26,542
Fire! Fire!
677
00:40:42,458 --> 00:40:43,834
I won.
678
00:40:58,083 --> 00:41:00,124
Hello!
Nice to meet you.
679
00:41:00,125 --> 00:41:02,749
Hi. It's a pleasure.
Where am I?
680
00:41:02,750 --> 00:41:05,457
In my office.
I'm Richard Wilkins.
681
00:41:05,458 --> 00:41:07,416
I'm the mayor of sunnydale,
682
00:41:07,417 --> 00:41:08,999
and you're...
Mr. trick.
683
00:41:09,000 --> 00:41:10,542
Please, sit down.
684
00:41:13,000 --> 00:41:15,624
That's an exciting suit.
685
00:41:15,625 --> 00:41:18,624
Well, clothes make the man.
686
00:41:18,625 --> 00:41:21,124
Well, as I understand it,
687
00:41:21,125 --> 00:41:23,499
you're not a man...
Exactly.
688
00:41:23,500 --> 00:41:27,332
Mr. trick, I've been the
mayor for quite some time.
689
00:41:27,333 --> 00:41:29,457
I like things to run smoothly.
690
00:41:29,458 --> 00:41:32,290
This is a very important
year for me.
691
00:41:32,291 --> 00:41:33,457
Election year.
692
00:41:33,458 --> 00:41:35,290
Something like that.
693
00:41:35,291 --> 00:41:37,499
If this is the point
where you tell me...
694
00:41:37,500 --> 00:41:39,499
That I don't fit in here in
your quiet little neighborhood,
695
00:41:39,500 --> 00:41:41,499
you can just skip it
'cause, see,
696
00:41:41,500 --> 00:41:43,958
that all got old long
before I became a vampire.
697
00:41:43,959 --> 00:41:45,874
Do you know what I'm saying?
698
00:41:45,875 --> 00:41:47,417
Do you have children?
699
00:41:48,625 --> 00:41:51,624
Children are the heart
of a community.
700
00:41:51,625 --> 00:41:54,624
They need to be looked
after... controlled.
701
00:41:54,625 --> 00:41:58,666
The more rebellious element
needs to be dealt with.
702
00:41:58,667 --> 00:42:00,624
The children are our future.
703
00:42:00,625 --> 00:42:02,499
We need them.
704
00:42:02,500 --> 00:42:04,499
I need them.
705
00:42:04,500 --> 00:42:08,290
If this rebellious element
means who I think it does,
706
00:42:08,291 --> 00:42:11,999
then that problem may be taken
care of this very night.
707
00:42:12,000 --> 00:42:14,332
So I've heard.
708
00:42:14,333 --> 00:42:16,499
That's a very enterprising
idea you have... slayerfest.
709
00:42:16,500 --> 00:42:19,290
I love that name, by the way.
710
00:42:19,291 --> 00:42:23,666
You see, that's the kind of
initiative I need on my team.
711
00:42:23,667 --> 00:42:25,874
What if I don't want to be
a part of the team?
712
00:42:25,875 --> 00:42:28,708
Oh, no, that won't be an issue.
713
00:42:30,625 --> 00:42:34,249
See, you and I are gonna
get along very well.
714
00:42:34,250 --> 00:42:35,708
Moist towelette?
715
00:42:39,041 --> 00:42:42,166
Hey, guys, the moment
we've all been waiting for.
716
00:42:44,041 --> 00:42:46,040
They're gonna
announce the queen.
717
00:42:46,041 --> 00:42:47,958
Where are they?
What's keeping them?
718
00:42:47,959 --> 00:42:49,917
I'm gonna go with mud wrestling.
719
00:42:53,333 --> 00:42:56,541
Oh, god! What did you two
do to each other?
720
00:42:56,542 --> 00:42:59,165
Long story.
Got hunted.
721
00:42:59,166 --> 00:43:00,708
Apparently not that long.
722
00:43:02,333 --> 00:43:04,290
Tell you one thing, though...
723
00:43:04,291 --> 00:43:06,165
You don't want to
mess with cordelia.
724
00:43:06,166 --> 00:43:09,082
No.
725
00:43:09,083 --> 00:43:10,707
In this envelope,
726
00:43:10,708 --> 00:43:14,624
I hold the name of
this year's homecoming queen.
727
00:43:14,625 --> 00:43:17,082
After all that we've
been through tonight,
728
00:43:17,083 --> 00:43:20,124
this whole who-gets-to-be-queen
capade seems pretty...
729
00:43:20,125 --> 00:43:22,124
Damn important.
Oh, yeah.
730
00:43:22,125 --> 00:43:24,250
And the winner is...
731
00:43:30,542 --> 00:43:33,833
Hey, I believe we have a first
for sunnydale high.
732
00:43:33,834 --> 00:43:35,499
We have a tie.
733
00:43:35,500 --> 00:43:39,291
The winners are Holly Charleston
and Michelle Blake.
734
00:43:52,583 --> 00:43:55,707
I'm just so honored!
735
00:43:55,708 --> 00:43:57,040
I can't believe it!
736
00:43:57,041 --> 00:43:59,958
I mean, that you would pick me...
Or us...
737
00:43:59,959 --> 00:44:02,082
Out of every girl
in the whole school!
738
00:44:02,083 --> 00:44:05,457
It's just... it's so wonderful!
739
00:44:05,458 --> 00:44:09,333
I promised myself
I wasn't gonna cry.
740
00:44:42,792 --> 00:44:44,125
Grr.. Argh.
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