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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,000 --> 00:00:10,000 Enjoy watching (Diamond) 2 00:00:10,000 --> 00:00:17,000 Powered by [SizinTV] 3 00:00:57,099 --> 00:00:58,725 Everyone loves Halloween, 4 00:00:58,809 --> 00:01:00,185 especially in Cleveland. 5 00:01:01,311 --> 00:01:03,397 When you're known as "the mistake by the lake," 6 00:01:03,480 --> 00:01:06,775 the chance to pretend you're somebody else for a night sounds pretty good. 7 00:01:12,656 --> 00:01:14,658 My dad grew up here, too. 8 00:01:15,325 --> 00:01:18,287 His theory was, "no matter what happens in high school, 9 00:01:18,370 --> 00:01:21,373 "college is where you figure out who you really are." 10 00:01:22,499 --> 00:01:26,628 Not just some pretend-for-a-night version of yourself, but the real deal. 11 00:01:28,338 --> 00:01:33,051 He went to nyu after he graduated, which is where I'm planning on going, 12 00:01:33,343 --> 00:01:37,472 provided I can survive the insanity that is my family. 13 00:01:39,516 --> 00:01:42,936 I know. Everyone thinks their family's crazy. 14 00:01:43,020 --> 00:01:44,187 But trust me, 15 00:01:45,772 --> 00:01:47,524 - you don't have... - Albert! 16 00:01:47,608 --> 00:01:48,984 Him. 17 00:02:08,045 --> 00:02:09,379 Seriously? 18 00:02:14,718 --> 00:02:16,053 Albert! 19 00:02:19,389 --> 00:02:21,516 Where are my boobs? 20 00:02:23,560 --> 00:02:26,521 Mom, Albert struck again, that is twice this week. 21 00:02:26,605 --> 00:02:28,649 Oh, hon, he wants to be close to you. 22 00:02:28,732 --> 00:02:30,150 Well, that makes one of us. 23 00:02:30,233 --> 00:02:32,027 Have you signed my application yet? 24 00:02:32,110 --> 00:02:33,737 Application for what? 25 00:02:34,071 --> 00:02:37,407 Afghan citizenship. Hello? College loans. 26 00:02:37,574 --> 00:02:39,326 Oh, right. No. 27 00:02:39,534 --> 00:02:40,786 Oh, again with thatjacket. 28 00:02:40,911 --> 00:02:42,138 Why couldn't you have gotten attached 29 00:02:42,162 --> 00:02:43,765 to something of your dad's from this decade? 30 00:02:43,789 --> 00:02:45,832 Mom. Application. Focus. 31 00:02:45,916 --> 00:02:47,236 We need to talk about this, wren. 32 00:02:47,292 --> 00:02:49,461 I understand that you want to go to nyu, 33 00:02:49,544 --> 00:02:51,797 but Ohio state is just much less expensive. 34 00:02:51,880 --> 00:02:54,841 I know it's a lot of money and I promise not to major in English 35 00:02:54,925 --> 00:02:56,134 so I can help pay it off. 36 00:02:56,301 --> 00:02:59,805 When my dad died, my mom kind of lost it. 37 00:03:00,764 --> 00:03:03,100 She started dyeing her hair blonde, 38 00:03:03,183 --> 00:03:04,685 shopping at forever 21, 39 00:03:04,976 --> 00:03:08,063 and going out with a person named keevin. 40 00:03:08,146 --> 00:03:09,398 Oh, joy. 41 00:03:12,442 --> 00:03:13,610 M'iady. 42 00:03:14,945 --> 00:03:16,780 M'dawg. Yeah. 43 00:03:18,573 --> 00:03:20,867 Apparently, dating a 26-year-old 44 00:03:20,951 --> 00:03:23,495 is one of the seven stages of grief. 45 00:03:29,167 --> 00:03:31,503 Come on, Albert! Let's go! 46 00:03:34,506 --> 00:03:37,884 So, which do you think, sexy kitty or sexy mouse? 47 00:03:38,301 --> 00:03:40,595 Can't you be a kitty without being sexy? 48 00:03:42,180 --> 00:03:44,182 Hello? Being sexy is what's gonna get us 49 00:03:44,307 --> 00:03:45,892 into Aaron Riley's party tonight. 50 00:03:45,976 --> 00:03:48,353 We're never getting into Aaron Riley's party. 51 00:03:48,478 --> 00:03:49,478 We're not that cool. 52 00:03:49,521 --> 00:03:51,523 It's really sad that you're a pessimist. 53 00:03:51,815 --> 00:03:53,358 Realist. 54 00:03:53,483 --> 00:03:56,570 I read a statistic that a good Halloween costume 55 00:03:56,653 --> 00:03:59,865 can increase your chance of popularity by 32%. So, 56 00:04:00,031 --> 00:04:02,451 have you thought about what you're going as yet? 57 00:04:02,534 --> 00:04:06,371 I was thinking maybe Ruth bader ginsburg? 58 00:04:07,664 --> 00:04:09,416 We learned about her in government. 59 00:04:09,499 --> 00:04:12,335 Feminist icon? Supreme courtjustice? 60 00:04:12,961 --> 00:04:14,671 Aaron Riley is a musician. 61 00:04:14,963 --> 00:04:16,298 He is not a law-abiding citizen. 62 00:04:16,381 --> 00:04:18,383 He's not gonna know who that is. 63 00:04:18,467 --> 00:04:21,303 What if I did a rap explaining who I am? 64 00:04:21,386 --> 00:04:23,513 Stop. You're getting your nerd juice all over me. 65 00:04:23,597 --> 00:04:26,308 - Wren. Hey! - Speaking of nerds. Oh, god. 66 00:04:26,391 --> 00:04:28,310 - Hey, Roosevelt. - Morning, ladies. 67 00:04:28,477 --> 00:04:30,145 Happy Halloween. Right? 68 00:04:30,395 --> 00:04:32,397 Albert, what's shaking, buddy? 69 00:04:32,814 --> 00:04:34,483 Still not talking, huh? 70 00:04:34,816 --> 00:04:36,818 Nope. Going on almost a year. 71 00:04:37,027 --> 00:04:40,739 Thanks. Hey, this monster's got some pretty big eyeballs. 72 00:04:40,822 --> 00:04:42,365 That looks like your sweater. 73 00:04:43,200 --> 00:04:45,035 My boobs. I'll take that. 74 00:04:45,869 --> 00:04:48,288 So, what are you going as for Halloween? 75 00:04:48,371 --> 00:04:50,040 E.o. Wilson. 76 00:04:50,373 --> 00:04:51,792 The father of sociobiology? 77 00:04:51,875 --> 00:04:52,876 Exactly. 78 00:04:52,959 --> 00:04:54,639 You two are going to costume jail for life. 79 00:04:54,878 --> 00:04:56,379 Congratulations. You found someone 80 00:04:56,463 --> 00:04:59,132 with a more obscure costume than Ruth bader ginsburg. 81 00:04:59,216 --> 00:05:01,009 Wait. You think it's obscure? 82 00:05:01,259 --> 00:05:02,385 Hey. 83 00:05:02,636 --> 00:05:05,847 Maybe you could do an explaining rap, too. 84 00:05:08,141 --> 00:05:10,811 I'm e. O. Wilson and I'm a scientist 85 00:05:11,061 --> 00:05:14,564 I study ants and stuff if you get the gist 86 00:05:14,856 --> 00:05:18,360 I'm about as cool as a guy can get 87 00:05:18,693 --> 00:05:21,655 think Jason bourne with a butterfly net 88 00:05:21,738 --> 00:05:23,156 - yeah! - Right? 89 00:05:23,240 --> 00:05:24,783 - That was good. - It's easy. 90 00:05:24,866 --> 00:05:28,829 You could even do a stick bug dance to really bring it home. 91 00:05:28,912 --> 00:05:31,039 - Or you couldn't do that. - Like one of these. 92 00:05:31,248 --> 00:05:32,488 Oh, my god. What are you doing? 93 00:05:32,582 --> 00:05:34,376 Don't... don't do that. 94 00:05:34,584 --> 00:05:36,586 - What? Don't do what? - That. 95 00:05:36,878 --> 00:05:38,880 Maybe you'll like praying mantis better. Ready? 96 00:05:40,382 --> 00:05:42,068 - Can you please stop it? - You don't like that? 97 00:05:42,092 --> 00:05:43,093 Wren, I said please. 98 00:05:43,176 --> 00:05:44,856 The turtle is one of my personal favorites. 99 00:05:46,179 --> 00:05:47,222 Wren, please cut it out. 100 00:05:48,390 --> 00:05:49,432 I'm gonna throw up. 101 00:05:49,599 --> 00:05:51,101 Maybe this will make you feel better. 102 00:05:51,226 --> 00:05:53,270 I don't even know what kind of bug this is. 103 00:05:53,562 --> 00:05:55,772 But what do you think about these moves, April? 104 00:05:56,064 --> 00:05:58,024 How am I looking now? 105 00:06:15,584 --> 00:06:19,254 Aaron Riley. God. Stud. 106 00:06:20,755 --> 00:06:22,090 Legend. 107 00:06:25,176 --> 00:06:27,178 Didn't know you could move like that, desantis. 108 00:06:29,431 --> 00:06:30,932 You coming to my party tonight? 109 00:06:32,350 --> 00:06:33,852 'Cause you should. 110 00:06:34,144 --> 00:06:35,145 I should? 111 00:06:35,478 --> 00:06:36,479 You should. 112 00:06:36,688 --> 00:06:37,689 I should. 113 00:06:39,149 --> 00:06:41,109 Maybe I'll play a song for you. 114 00:06:50,827 --> 00:06:53,121 Wren. We're going to Aaron Riley's party. 115 00:06:53,204 --> 00:06:54,664 This is fully... 116 00:06:55,165 --> 00:06:56,166 Albert! 117 00:06:56,499 --> 00:06:58,668 He should not be off-leash. 118 00:07:02,839 --> 00:07:06,384 Halloween just went from another holiday! Was trying to avoid 119 00:07:06,676 --> 00:07:09,346 to possibly the greatest night of my life. 120 00:07:24,694 --> 00:07:28,823 Okay, so now I really need to figure out my costume, 121 00:07:28,907 --> 00:07:32,535 because Ruth bader ginsburg won't work. 122 00:07:32,744 --> 00:07:34,871 What about sexy Ruth bader ginsburg? 123 00:07:36,039 --> 00:07:37,666 No, that's weird. 124 00:07:40,460 --> 00:07:42,963 April's got dibs on wildlife. 125 00:07:48,593 --> 00:07:52,472 And Aaron Riley always goes as the star of his favorite movie. 126 00:07:52,555 --> 00:07:54,724 Why not? They keep making sequels. 127 00:08:01,231 --> 00:08:02,565 No. Not a chance. 128 00:08:05,235 --> 00:08:08,655 Hey. Look, you love spider-man. 129 00:08:08,738 --> 00:08:10,323 He looks like a Mexican wrestler. 130 00:08:12,242 --> 00:08:16,329 Whatever. For once, you're not my problem tonight. 131 00:08:33,596 --> 00:08:35,807 Thanks to some inspiration from pink Floyd, 132 00:08:35,890 --> 00:08:39,644 I got it. Dorothy, from the wizard of oz. 133 00:08:40,103 --> 00:08:42,230 Not only is she an iconic female hero, 134 00:08:42,313 --> 00:08:43,690 but she also provides a costume 135 00:08:43,773 --> 00:08:45,692 that I happen to have in my closet. 136 00:08:53,783 --> 00:08:56,619 Yellow brick road, here we come. 137 00:08:59,622 --> 00:09:01,791 Oh, hey, wren. What do you think? 138 00:09:02,959 --> 00:09:05,795 I think people might misinterpret what you mean by "trick or treat." 139 00:09:05,962 --> 00:09:07,189 That's what you're taking Albert out in? 140 00:09:07,213 --> 00:09:08,798 Oh, no, I forgot to tell you. 141 00:09:09,007 --> 00:09:10,425 You're gonna watch Albert tonight. 142 00:09:10,508 --> 00:09:12,594 I'm going to a party with keevin. 143 00:09:12,844 --> 00:09:14,637 A party? With keevin? 144 00:09:15,346 --> 00:09:16,574 Why are you saying his name like that? 145 00:09:16,598 --> 00:09:18,784 It's not even a name, mom. You're either Kevin or you're Steven. 146 00:09:18,808 --> 00:09:20,268 Keevin does not exist. 147 00:09:20,351 --> 00:09:23,146 Keevin does exist, and he is kind and employed. 148 00:09:24,105 --> 00:09:27,275 No, mom, I did not agree to this. Please? 149 00:09:28,485 --> 00:09:29,527 Don't do this to me. 150 00:09:29,611 --> 00:09:31,112 Honey, if you watch Albert tonight, 151 00:09:31,196 --> 00:09:33,239 I'll sign the application for nyu tomorrow. 152 00:09:33,323 --> 00:09:35,241 And then this time next year, you're gonna be 153 00:09:35,325 --> 00:09:37,118 trick-or-treating the west village! 154 00:09:37,202 --> 00:09:39,579 I love you, thank you, you're welcome. 155 00:09:47,170 --> 00:09:51,800 Happy Halloween, spidey. Aren't you adorable? 156 00:09:53,301 --> 00:09:56,513 You have a lot to choose from. Pick your favorite. 157 00:10:21,329 --> 00:10:24,707 Honey! Honey, I think we need more candy. 158 00:10:26,543 --> 00:10:28,211 This sucks. 159 00:10:28,711 --> 00:10:31,464 I can't believe we're missing the party. 160 00:10:32,715 --> 00:10:36,427 How about this? When's Albert's bedtime? 161 00:10:36,678 --> 00:10:37,720 9:00. 162 00:10:37,846 --> 00:10:40,640 But if he's riding a sugar high, sometime next week. 163 00:10:46,688 --> 00:10:49,149 Oh, my god, it's Aaron. How did he get my number? 164 00:10:50,984 --> 00:10:53,444 A smiley face emoticon? 165 00:10:53,528 --> 00:10:54,988 We have to go. 166 00:10:55,905 --> 00:10:57,824 If we don't, he'll move on to someone else. 167 00:10:58,533 --> 00:11:00,660 My mom's been married three times. 168 00:11:00,743 --> 00:11:02,745 Trust me, that is how love works. 169 00:11:02,829 --> 00:11:05,123 Whose child is this? 170 00:11:05,206 --> 00:11:06,374 Get over here. 171 00:11:08,877 --> 00:11:10,879 Does he belong to you? 172 00:11:10,962 --> 00:11:14,257 He cleaned me out. The sign says, "take one." 173 00:11:14,924 --> 00:11:17,260 Plus, I don't think he needs the extra pounds. 174 00:11:17,886 --> 00:11:19,596 Sorry, sir. 175 00:11:22,182 --> 00:11:25,602 Albert, do you have any idea what I sacrificed to be out here tonight? 176 00:11:25,894 --> 00:11:28,062 Do we need to send you to rehab? 177 00:11:28,771 --> 00:11:30,541 Okay, we're going to go through the haunted house, 178 00:11:30,565 --> 00:11:32,692 and then you're going to bed. Come on. 179 00:11:36,905 --> 00:11:39,157 Damn! I've never seen you like that. 180 00:11:39,240 --> 00:11:42,493 I guess the pressure of being a teen mom is getting to me. 181 00:11:42,619 --> 00:11:44,287 - Roosevelt! - Oh, my... 182 00:11:46,247 --> 00:11:47,248 Hey, peng. 183 00:11:47,457 --> 00:11:48,458 Wren, hey. 184 00:11:48,625 --> 00:11:50,001 What the hell are you? 185 00:11:50,335 --> 00:11:54,339 I'm Aaron burr, fool. The dude who shot Alexander Hamilton. 186 00:11:54,756 --> 00:11:56,841 Check it. Period gat. 187 00:11:56,966 --> 00:11:58,426 Don't worry, it's just an antique. 188 00:11:58,635 --> 00:12:00,929 I'm going to step outside. 189 00:12:02,305 --> 00:12:03,306 So, wren, 190 00:12:04,265 --> 00:12:07,101 listen, I think it's really cool that you don't 191 00:12:07,310 --> 00:12:09,562 feel the need to dress sexy on Halloween, 192 00:12:09,646 --> 00:12:11,022 like some other girls. 193 00:12:12,607 --> 00:12:14,943 Thank you, Roosevelt. 194 00:12:15,944 --> 00:12:18,404 Well, I'd better catch up with my brother. 195 00:12:18,488 --> 00:12:21,241 So, you guys have a good night. Bye. 196 00:12:30,458 --> 00:12:31,626 Albert? 197 00:12:33,169 --> 00:12:34,295 Albert? 198 00:12:37,465 --> 00:12:38,633 Albert? 199 00:12:41,970 --> 00:12:44,305 Albert, I want to thank you. 200 00:12:44,389 --> 00:12:47,225 If it wasn't for you always doing stuff like petting a dead cat, 201 00:12:47,308 --> 00:12:49,428 I might never have found the motivation to leave home. 202 00:12:49,477 --> 00:12:51,145 You're not my mommy. 203 00:12:54,565 --> 00:12:55,566 Bitch. 204 00:12:57,902 --> 00:12:59,070 Albert? 205 00:13:01,572 --> 00:13:02,907 Albert! 206 00:13:06,369 --> 00:13:07,787 Albert! 207 00:13:10,164 --> 00:13:11,374 Albert. 208 00:13:12,834 --> 00:13:14,043 Albert! 209 00:13:15,712 --> 00:13:17,338 Albert! 210 00:13:28,433 --> 00:13:29,726 Albert! 211 00:13:34,731 --> 00:13:35,940 Albert. 212 00:13:40,194 --> 00:13:41,404 Albert! 213 00:13:45,283 --> 00:13:46,492 Albert! 214 00:13:48,161 --> 00:13:49,370 Albert. 215 00:13:49,954 --> 00:13:51,539 Oh, thank god. 216 00:13:52,623 --> 00:13:55,543 Hey! I'm not doing anything wrong. 217 00:13:55,793 --> 00:13:57,795 This is 100% legal. 218 00:13:57,920 --> 00:14:01,007 Yes, but very, very creepy. 219 00:14:02,425 --> 00:14:03,843 Albert! 220 00:14:09,515 --> 00:14:11,601 My mom is going to kill me. 221 00:14:16,647 --> 00:14:18,483 Keevin kilpatrick. 222 00:14:18,941 --> 00:14:20,026 My oldest chum. 223 00:14:20,526 --> 00:14:21,944 Nathaniel brueder. 224 00:14:22,028 --> 00:14:23,297 You've heard all about the lovely joy. 225 00:14:23,321 --> 00:14:24,822 - Hi. - Indeed I have. 226 00:14:24,947 --> 00:14:27,033 But you were wrong about one thing, keevin. 227 00:14:27,116 --> 00:14:29,202 She's twice as beautiful as Katie Couric. 228 00:14:30,036 --> 00:14:33,289 Oh, thank you. She could be my mother, but 229 00:14:33,373 --> 00:14:36,042 I love her and I think she's so brave. 230 00:14:36,376 --> 00:14:39,712 Please, welcome, welcome. Casa de brueder. 231 00:14:40,546 --> 00:14:42,346 I brought some wine. Do you have a wine table, 232 00:14:42,382 --> 00:14:43,859 or should I give this to one of the servers? 233 00:14:43,883 --> 00:14:45,676 You are a peach. My parents love wine. 234 00:14:45,760 --> 00:14:48,054 You can Chuck it in their wine cellar downstairs. 235 00:14:48,137 --> 00:14:49,806 Why are they here? 236 00:14:50,056 --> 00:14:52,892 Because, duh, they live here. 237 00:14:54,310 --> 00:14:55,812 Great people. You'll love them. 238 00:14:56,104 --> 00:14:58,731 Come on. Everyone's down in the Nate cave. Race you! 239 00:15:02,402 --> 00:15:04,695 Dude, I worked, like, 13 hours this week. 240 00:15:04,779 --> 00:15:08,032 I don't know about you, but I'm ready to cut loose! 241 00:15:19,836 --> 00:15:21,671 Can you walk any faster? 242 00:15:21,921 --> 00:15:24,674 No, I can't. We need a car. 243 00:15:24,757 --> 00:15:27,176 I should call the police again. Or the hospital. 244 00:15:27,260 --> 00:15:28,678 Or maybe the pound. 245 00:15:28,761 --> 00:15:31,305 This is bad, April. This is really, really bad. 246 00:15:31,431 --> 00:15:34,725 Oh, come on. What's the worst that could happen to him? 247 00:15:35,101 --> 00:15:37,437 Okay. How about this? 248 00:15:37,687 --> 00:15:39,021 We split up. 249 00:15:39,439 --> 00:15:41,274 Cover more houses. 250 00:15:41,441 --> 00:15:45,027 Let me guess. So you can go to the party. 251 00:15:45,778 --> 00:15:48,197 - It's at a house. - Come on! 252 00:15:50,366 --> 00:15:52,910 Well played, galaxy scout. 253 00:15:56,622 --> 00:15:58,291 Hey, there, little man. 254 00:15:58,791 --> 00:16:01,961 Whoa, that arm looks real bad. 255 00:16:02,128 --> 00:16:04,881 Who was it? Green goblin or that lunatic, Dr. Octopus? 256 00:16:05,715 --> 00:16:08,050 Venom? You must have been freaking out. 257 00:16:08,801 --> 00:16:11,471 What's happening? Oh, yeah, of course. 258 00:16:12,138 --> 00:16:13,222 You need to feed. 259 00:16:13,306 --> 00:16:15,475 It's very full already, but still... 260 00:16:16,309 --> 00:16:17,560 Do you chew, bro? 261 00:16:17,810 --> 00:16:19,645 That's disgusting to say. 262 00:16:20,062 --> 00:16:21,314 Expecfing? 263 00:16:21,731 --> 00:16:22,857 Utility knife. 264 00:16:23,065 --> 00:16:26,027 I don't know why we have so many knives and safety pins. 265 00:16:26,235 --> 00:16:28,029 You backed up in any way or... 266 00:16:30,198 --> 00:16:31,365 Here we go. 267 00:16:32,825 --> 00:16:34,035 Just mainline it, right? 268 00:16:34,118 --> 00:16:35,411 I mean, don't really mainline it 269 00:16:35,495 --> 00:16:38,581 because that would be intense. Hey. 270 00:16:39,749 --> 00:16:42,084 You're that little kid from the arcade, right? 271 00:16:42,418 --> 00:16:45,296 Man, you are an absolute beast at Mario kart. 272 00:16:45,546 --> 00:16:48,257 Wow, a living legend in my presence. I am fuzzy, 273 00:16:48,424 --> 00:16:51,219 and you are spidey. Of course. 274 00:16:51,302 --> 00:16:52,762 Well, nice to meet you, spidey. 275 00:16:53,596 --> 00:16:54,931 Slushee's on the house. 276 00:16:55,264 --> 00:16:57,058 Cool. Anyways... 277 00:16:58,100 --> 00:16:59,477 Nice to meet you and everything 278 00:16:59,602 --> 00:17:01,270 and stay in touch, man. Just don't... 279 00:17:01,604 --> 00:17:03,439 If you see me in the arcade, 280 00:17:03,773 --> 00:17:06,817 say, "what's up?" And I'll spot you some quarters, 281 00:17:06,901 --> 00:17:08,819 'cause you got mad skills. 282 00:17:08,945 --> 00:17:09,987 That went weird. 283 00:17:11,447 --> 00:17:13,491 Oh, what's up, fellows? Making an omelet? 284 00:17:13,616 --> 00:17:15,576 Yeah, with a side of t.P. 285 00:17:15,660 --> 00:17:17,828 - Who you hitting? - Whoever has got it coming. 286 00:17:17,912 --> 00:17:19,413 Tonight's all about revenge. 287 00:17:19,830 --> 00:17:22,333 First on our list is Stacy lautner's house. 288 00:17:22,917 --> 00:17:25,127 She said she'd be my lab partner this year, 289 00:17:25,211 --> 00:17:27,964 but first day of class, she was sitting with David g. 290 00:17:28,756 --> 00:17:31,300 Man, I feel your pain, brother. 291 00:17:31,592 --> 00:17:32,718 Stay strong. 292 00:17:32,802 --> 00:17:34,345 All right, man. Wish us luck. 293 00:17:34,428 --> 00:17:35,972 Hey, we're sensitive guys, right? 294 00:17:36,055 --> 00:17:37,431 Vengeance. 295 00:17:37,765 --> 00:17:39,767 Yeah. Vengeance. 296 00:17:48,067 --> 00:17:49,110 Vengeance. 297 00:17:52,071 --> 00:17:54,532 Okay. All right. 298 00:18:07,461 --> 00:18:10,131 What's up, spidey? You just chilling out here by yourself? 299 00:18:10,965 --> 00:18:12,216 Okay. 300 00:18:12,383 --> 00:18:16,137 Well, no man should ride alone tonight. 301 00:18:16,971 --> 00:18:18,973 You don't have any friends or anything? 302 00:18:19,807 --> 00:18:21,475 Look who's talking. 303 00:18:22,476 --> 00:18:23,561 I tell you what. 304 00:18:24,312 --> 00:18:26,647 I need a man for a mission. 305 00:18:27,481 --> 00:18:30,818 One man for one mission to avenge one broken heart. 306 00:18:31,152 --> 00:18:34,155 Will it be dangerous? Yes. Very much so. 307 00:18:34,322 --> 00:18:36,782 In fact, I'm quite scared about it. 308 00:18:36,866 --> 00:18:39,535 Will we make it back alive? I don't know, to be honest. 309 00:18:39,619 --> 00:18:40,703 I do not know. 310 00:18:40,786 --> 00:18:42,371 But I can promise you this. 311 00:18:42,580 --> 00:18:45,541 He who follows me unto the breach, my dear friends, 312 00:18:45,666 --> 00:18:48,461 will be rewarded with unlimited free funyuns 313 00:18:48,544 --> 00:18:50,671 for the rest of his life. 314 00:18:51,756 --> 00:18:53,049 So, look. 315 00:18:54,842 --> 00:18:56,962 I just feel like we could help each other out tonight. 316 00:18:57,678 --> 00:19:00,723 So what do you say, spidey? Are you in? 317 00:19:04,018 --> 00:19:05,561 Take your time. 318 00:19:12,193 --> 00:19:14,695 Yep. Bam. Awesome. 319 00:19:14,945 --> 00:19:15,946 Great news. 320 00:19:16,364 --> 00:19:18,032 All right, so... 321 00:19:18,699 --> 00:19:21,577 Just get in my car and we'll roll, man, like homeys. 322 00:19:21,702 --> 00:19:25,206 Not that I'm luring a kid into my car. 323 00:19:25,706 --> 00:19:28,709 I'm not luring a kid into my car. 324 00:19:28,876 --> 00:19:32,588 Let's check in here. Albert's nursing a major slushee habit. 325 00:19:33,547 --> 00:19:35,466 Okay, seriously, what is wrong with you? 326 00:19:35,549 --> 00:19:38,135 Okay, I wasn't going to bring this up, 327 00:19:38,219 --> 00:19:39,970 but it has reached crisis stage. 328 00:19:40,054 --> 00:19:42,723 I put nair on my butt this morning. 329 00:19:42,807 --> 00:19:45,142 Oh, my god, it is chafing something fierce. 330 00:19:45,267 --> 00:19:48,312 Here we go, spidey. The adventure begins. 331 00:19:48,979 --> 00:19:50,022 It was an accident. 332 00:19:50,106 --> 00:19:53,150 - You naired your butt? - Yeah, and it burns. 333 00:19:53,234 --> 00:19:54,735 Why in god's name would you do that? 334 00:19:54,819 --> 00:19:56,987 It's like fire shooting out of my ass. 335 00:19:57,905 --> 00:20:00,032 Oh, nerd alert. Other way. 336 00:20:01,742 --> 00:20:04,495 Please do not forget that in our cross-ex. 337 00:20:04,578 --> 00:20:06,622 Just chill, bro. It's spring lake. 338 00:20:06,706 --> 00:20:08,290 Follow me. 339 00:20:09,125 --> 00:20:10,710 Roosevelt! 340 00:20:10,918 --> 00:20:13,337 Peng! Hey, guys, what's going on? 341 00:20:13,421 --> 00:20:16,799 We were just actually going over our strategy 342 00:20:16,882 --> 00:20:17,925 for tomorrow's match. 343 00:20:18,426 --> 00:20:20,678 - Fencing? - Debate, actually. 344 00:20:20,928 --> 00:20:22,680 First co-captains in school history. 345 00:20:22,805 --> 00:20:25,224 - That's really cool. - Wren? 346 00:20:26,100 --> 00:20:30,438 So, how do you get to the big match? Is there a team bus? 347 00:20:31,439 --> 00:20:33,023 No, I drive my car. 348 00:20:33,607 --> 00:20:36,193 Well, it's not my car, but I can get permission. 349 00:20:36,277 --> 00:20:39,530 So could you get permission tonight? 350 00:20:39,613 --> 00:20:42,616 Tonight? You want me to drive the car... 351 00:20:42,950 --> 00:20:46,120 You want me to drive, tonight, with it? You in it? 352 00:20:46,454 --> 00:20:49,248 What he was trying to say is we would love to drive around 353 00:20:49,331 --> 00:20:50,767 with you girls at night with no parents. 354 00:20:50,791 --> 00:20:52,168 Great. 355 00:20:52,626 --> 00:20:55,087 So, yeah. Let's... Let's hit the road. Let's go. 356 00:20:55,379 --> 00:20:57,381 The thing is... 357 00:20:58,632 --> 00:21:00,801 I haven't fully completed my trust window yet. 358 00:21:01,385 --> 00:21:03,304 Your trust window? 359 00:21:03,554 --> 00:21:06,474 It's like a second learner's permit, but between me and my moms. 360 00:21:06,557 --> 00:21:09,477 You know, for six months, I can't drive with anyone 361 00:21:09,560 --> 00:21:12,855 outside my immediate academic and/or social circles. 362 00:21:13,063 --> 00:21:14,732 Oh, bummer. Let's go. 363 00:21:15,065 --> 00:21:16,233 But... 364 00:21:19,153 --> 00:21:20,237 We're friends. 365 00:21:48,307 --> 00:21:49,642 My crush. 366 00:21:52,853 --> 00:21:54,814 It's all over the floor. 367 00:21:55,189 --> 00:21:56,607 You guys want to go? 368 00:21:57,525 --> 00:21:58,776 We should go. 369 00:21:59,693 --> 00:22:01,487 Prostitution. 370 00:22:08,869 --> 00:22:12,498 Okay, come on in. Shoes off, slippers on. 371 00:22:12,581 --> 00:22:14,291 And please use your inside voices, 372 00:22:14,375 --> 00:22:17,002 which, if you need a barometer, is about where I am now. 373 00:22:17,127 --> 00:22:19,755 No problem. So what's our cover? 374 00:22:19,839 --> 00:22:21,525 We're debate team cheerleaders or something? 375 00:22:21,549 --> 00:22:22,758 No, it's okay. 376 00:22:22,842 --> 00:22:25,135 You're my friends, you lost your brother. 377 00:22:25,219 --> 00:22:26,971 I don't ever lie to my moms. 378 00:22:27,096 --> 00:22:28,389 One more thing. 379 00:22:28,514 --> 00:22:31,141 Do either of you carry any sort of unusual scents 380 00:22:31,225 --> 00:22:33,394 or chemical odors? 381 00:22:33,727 --> 00:22:36,146 Really know how to smooth talk a girl. 382 00:22:36,230 --> 00:22:38,941 I mean like scented lotions, perfumes. 383 00:22:39,066 --> 00:22:41,402 Fragrances set off Tolstoy's asthma. 384 00:22:41,485 --> 00:22:43,153 - Tolstoy? - The cat. 385 00:22:43,404 --> 00:22:45,197 He's a gray tabby. He's 12. 386 00:22:45,281 --> 00:22:46,323 Really? 387 00:22:46,407 --> 00:22:49,451 Wait. What about the nair on your... 388 00:22:50,911 --> 00:22:52,454 You-know-what. 389 00:22:52,746 --> 00:22:55,916 Don't talk about my you-know-what in front of them. 390 00:22:56,876 --> 00:22:58,377 We love cats! 391 00:23:17,438 --> 00:23:18,772 Roosevelt. 392 00:23:18,898 --> 00:23:19,940 Hey, moms. 393 00:23:20,065 --> 00:23:23,027 I thought he was just talking like Lil Wayne. 394 00:23:23,527 --> 00:23:26,363 I didn't expect you home until Charlie Rose. 395 00:23:26,947 --> 00:23:29,283 Moms, this is wren desantis. 396 00:23:30,242 --> 00:23:32,453 - Hi. - And April... 397 00:23:32,953 --> 00:23:34,163 April... 398 00:23:35,623 --> 00:23:37,041 Martin-danzinger-Ross. 399 00:23:37,499 --> 00:23:40,044 The only thing my mom loves more than men is hyphens. 400 00:23:41,962 --> 00:23:44,757 So this is the wren desantis. 401 00:23:45,507 --> 00:23:46,508 "The"? 402 00:23:46,592 --> 00:23:48,844 I hear you're applying to nyu. 403 00:23:48,969 --> 00:23:52,806 Yes, I think I mentioned that to Roosevelt once. 404 00:23:53,015 --> 00:23:54,141 Great school. 405 00:23:54,224 --> 00:23:55,827 That's where Barb earned her third doctorate. 406 00:23:55,851 --> 00:23:56,852 Yeah. 407 00:23:56,936 --> 00:23:58,979 - In prenatal psychology. Yeah. - Yeah. 408 00:23:59,063 --> 00:24:01,732 I'm still in touch with the Dean through my heirloom bean club. 409 00:24:01,857 --> 00:24:03,400 - Great guy. - Oh, Earl. 410 00:24:03,525 --> 00:24:04,628 - He's a lovely person. - Yeah, he's a good guy. 411 00:24:04,652 --> 00:24:06,004 He would write a letter in a heartbeat. 412 00:24:06,028 --> 00:24:07,279 Oh, are you kidding me? 413 00:24:09,031 --> 00:24:11,241 - Yeah. - And very knowledgeable about beans. 414 00:24:11,450 --> 00:24:13,452 I'm not sure where I am on chits... 415 00:24:15,162 --> 00:24:16,914 Speak the Greek language. 416 00:24:17,706 --> 00:24:20,542 It's ancient Greek. It's just this fun thing we... 417 00:24:21,335 --> 00:24:22,711 I would like to use the car. 418 00:24:35,057 --> 00:24:36,392 What's going on? 419 00:24:36,517 --> 00:24:37,893 You were right about the nair. 420 00:24:40,729 --> 00:24:43,232 Oh, my god, my ass is killing this cat. 421 00:24:45,818 --> 00:24:46,819 Please? 422 00:24:47,194 --> 00:24:49,279 No way! 423 00:24:50,572 --> 00:24:51,615 Let's go! 424 00:24:53,242 --> 00:24:55,494 - It was so nice to meet you two. - Bye, Mrs. Leroux. 425 00:24:55,577 --> 00:24:56,912 Bye, Mrs. Leroux. 426 00:24:59,915 --> 00:25:00,915 What was that about? 427 00:25:00,958 --> 00:25:02,394 I don't know. We should have breastfed longer. 428 00:25:02,418 --> 00:25:03,752 Oh, honey. 429 00:25:05,421 --> 00:25:07,631 Tolstoy! Jackie! Kitty down! 430 00:25:07,756 --> 00:25:09,008 We have a kitty down! 431 00:25:09,925 --> 00:25:11,093 What happened? 432 00:25:11,260 --> 00:25:12,428 It's my fault. 433 00:25:12,553 --> 00:25:15,180 I completely blanked on the ancient Greek for "seatbelt." 434 00:25:15,264 --> 00:25:16,390 So now what do we do? 435 00:25:16,598 --> 00:25:19,935 We drive really, really carefully. 436 00:25:21,770 --> 00:25:25,482 Okay, spidey, I don't know if you know about super-spy missions, 437 00:25:25,607 --> 00:25:27,818 but the key here is the element of surprise. 438 00:25:28,110 --> 00:25:31,780 We must be very, very, very stealthy. 439 00:25:35,117 --> 00:25:37,286 There's Lara's place right up there. 440 00:25:38,370 --> 00:25:40,789 We had a lot of good times in that apartment. 441 00:25:41,623 --> 00:25:42,833 I mean, not like that. 442 00:25:42,916 --> 00:25:45,753 Well, like that, just not because of that. 443 00:25:48,255 --> 00:25:50,466 Special. You know what I mean? 444 00:25:51,967 --> 00:25:53,135 Do you? 445 00:25:54,011 --> 00:25:55,137 Okay. 446 00:25:55,637 --> 00:25:58,140 All right, well, you know, she didn't think so, because 447 00:25:58,474 --> 00:26:02,478 she started sharing intimacies with this mixed martial arts guy. 448 00:26:02,811 --> 00:26:05,397 Big, scary guy called jorgen. 449 00:26:05,481 --> 00:26:07,816 You know, the two rock dots over the "o"? 450 00:26:08,734 --> 00:26:12,571 He has this huge tattoo on his arm of this dragon smoking a cigarette, 451 00:26:12,654 --> 00:26:15,783 which I personally find redundant because I don't see why a dragon 452 00:26:15,866 --> 00:26:17,284 would smoke a cigarette. 453 00:26:17,409 --> 00:26:20,037 It doesn't make any sense. You know what I'm saying? 454 00:26:20,120 --> 00:26:22,539 Dragons have smoke in their body. 455 00:26:22,915 --> 00:26:24,333 It's part of being a dragon. 456 00:26:24,500 --> 00:26:27,002 Not to mention if he's got dragon kids. 457 00:26:27,086 --> 00:26:29,213 Smoking around dragon kids? I don't know. 458 00:26:29,922 --> 00:26:32,674 Time for vengeance, spidey. Yeah! 459 00:26:32,758 --> 00:26:36,095 Okay, man, get pumped, here we go! Let's do this. 460 00:26:39,431 --> 00:26:41,100 Aw, what? 461 00:26:46,522 --> 00:26:47,707 I'm gonna have to get a little bit closer. 462 00:26:47,731 --> 00:26:49,066 You might wanna put your mask on 463 00:26:49,149 --> 00:26:52,027 because we're about to commit a very serious crime. 464 00:26:52,611 --> 00:26:55,197 I mean, you're a minor, still, but, you know, 465 00:26:55,280 --> 00:26:57,366 these days, they execute minors. 466 00:26:58,117 --> 00:27:00,285 Okay. All right. Here we go. 467 00:27:06,959 --> 00:27:08,293 Let's play. 468 00:27:10,003 --> 00:27:12,881 Oh, yeah! 469 00:27:13,799 --> 00:27:15,300 Direct hit, spidey! 470 00:27:15,384 --> 00:27:16,426 Yeah! 471 00:27:16,969 --> 00:27:17,970 All right. 472 00:27:19,638 --> 00:27:21,473 Oh, no, that's a fire. 473 00:27:21,807 --> 00:27:23,517 There's a fire. It's all on fire. 474 00:27:23,600 --> 00:27:26,145 Get the hose! Spidey, get the hose! 475 00:27:33,902 --> 00:27:35,237 Oh, no! 476 00:27:35,487 --> 00:27:36,488 Oh, no. 477 00:27:36,572 --> 00:27:38,198 What have I done? 478 00:27:43,412 --> 00:27:44,413 Fuzzy? 479 00:27:44,830 --> 00:27:45,998 Lara? 480 00:27:46,331 --> 00:27:47,833 What the hell? 481 00:27:48,333 --> 00:27:49,501 Who the hell are you? 482 00:27:50,002 --> 00:27:51,086 Lara! 483 00:27:57,593 --> 00:27:58,886 Oh! Kill him, baby! Kill him! 484 00:27:59,761 --> 00:28:01,930 Oh, this went horribly wrong. 485 00:28:04,183 --> 00:28:05,517 Whoa. Right there. 486 00:28:05,767 --> 00:28:07,436 - This is a nightmare! - Come here! 487 00:28:07,686 --> 00:28:09,605 Run, spidey! Go! Save yourself! 488 00:28:10,522 --> 00:28:12,691 Meet me at the car! 489 00:28:18,530 --> 00:28:20,115 Get him! 490 00:28:20,324 --> 00:28:21,408 You're dead. 491 00:28:21,533 --> 00:28:23,035 What? Come on! No! 492 00:28:27,247 --> 00:28:29,917 What is going on? 493 00:28:41,887 --> 00:28:44,890 Wait. Wait, spidey! Spidey! 494 00:28:46,725 --> 00:28:48,060 Spidey! 495 00:28:51,230 --> 00:28:52,898 He really loves that candy. 496 00:28:56,068 --> 00:28:57,486 - Fuzzy? - Lara! 497 00:28:57,819 --> 00:29:00,405 Oh, thank god. Please, you gotta help me get my car back. 498 00:29:00,489 --> 00:29:03,075 Why should I give a crap what happens to your lame car? 499 00:29:03,158 --> 00:29:06,912 Because there's an eight-year-old boy inside. 500 00:29:09,748 --> 00:29:11,083 That's messed up. 501 00:29:11,166 --> 00:29:13,210 It's not what you're thinking. 502 00:29:41,029 --> 00:29:43,991 We checked the mini-mart and the arcade. 503 00:29:44,074 --> 00:29:45,534 The comic book store is closed. 504 00:29:45,826 --> 00:29:49,162 I know. Let's go to captain chicken. Albert lives for that stuff. 505 00:29:49,371 --> 00:29:51,498 Really? Despite all the trans fat? 506 00:29:52,958 --> 00:29:55,438 I know a place where we can ask 200 people if they've seen him. 507 00:29:55,669 --> 00:29:57,587 No, April, for the hundredth time, 508 00:29:57,713 --> 00:29:59,881 we are not going to Aaron Riley's. 509 00:30:00,048 --> 00:30:01,383 You know, to be honest, 510 00:30:01,591 --> 00:30:03,552 I don't really get all the hype about Aaron. 511 00:30:03,677 --> 00:30:07,764 Well, a, he's gorgeous, and b, please refer to a. 512 00:30:07,848 --> 00:30:10,767 Pump it up, bro! Let's get some tunes going! 513 00:30:10,892 --> 00:30:13,687 Hey, stop. Only the pilot touches the controls. 514 00:30:13,770 --> 00:30:14,956 This is the most fun I've ever had. 515 00:30:14,980 --> 00:30:16,773 Chicks dig music, bro. 516 00:30:16,857 --> 00:30:17,858 Stop messing! 517 00:30:22,237 --> 00:30:24,573 Oh, fantastic! You broke the stereo! 518 00:30:24,865 --> 00:30:27,200 No big deal. Just put the knob back on! 519 00:30:27,409 --> 00:30:29,411 Yeah. Seriously, peng, just give me the knob! 520 00:30:29,494 --> 00:30:31,371 I don't have the knob, Roosevelt! 521 00:30:31,455 --> 00:30:32,456 I think it's over here! 522 00:30:32,706 --> 00:30:35,250 Find the knob! Do not touch my leg! 523 00:30:35,751 --> 00:30:37,419 Whoa, whoa, whoa, where are you going? 524 00:30:38,045 --> 00:30:39,588 You said captain chicken. 525 00:30:39,838 --> 00:30:41,882 Yeah, from a side street. Not the strip! 526 00:30:41,965 --> 00:30:42,966 I want out! 527 00:30:43,759 --> 00:30:46,595 Oh, my god! This is where cool people hang out. 528 00:30:46,720 --> 00:30:48,430 We are officially losers! 529 00:30:48,764 --> 00:30:49,931 I want out! 530 00:30:51,099 --> 00:30:52,434 Let me out of this nerd ship! 531 00:30:52,601 --> 00:30:54,353 Rule 6c, child safety locks... 532 00:30:54,436 --> 00:30:56,021 Get us out of here, Roosevelt! 533 00:30:56,104 --> 00:30:57,439 Where do you want me to go? 534 00:30:57,773 --> 00:30:59,107 Oh, god! 535 00:30:59,399 --> 00:31:02,569 Oh, no! Here comes the uplifting chorus! 536 00:31:24,591 --> 00:31:27,260 Okay, we're almost there. Hang on, guys. 537 00:31:28,970 --> 00:31:30,222 What's happening? 538 00:31:31,848 --> 00:31:32,849 What? 539 00:31:32,974 --> 00:31:34,327 It's ancient Greek for broken alternator. 540 00:31:34,351 --> 00:31:35,394 They tried telling me. 541 00:31:36,144 --> 00:31:38,313 Move the babe magnet, asswad! 542 00:31:38,647 --> 00:31:40,816 Yeah, asswad! 543 00:31:42,776 --> 00:31:44,069 What's up, bitches? 544 00:31:44,152 --> 00:31:45,588 Why don't you get out of that honky-ass truck 545 00:31:45,612 --> 00:31:46,988 and come at me like a man? 546 00:31:51,701 --> 00:31:54,413 Start the car, Roosevelt. Start it! Start the car! 547 00:31:54,496 --> 00:31:56,832 I'm trying. Why must you always be so confrontational? 548 00:31:56,998 --> 00:31:58,792 Sorry, man. You know howjacked up I get 549 00:31:58,875 --> 00:32:00,210 the night before a debate. 550 00:32:00,919 --> 00:32:02,003 Oh, my god. It's my mom. 551 00:32:02,170 --> 00:32:06,007 Holy crap, that's Mike puglio. He's the wedgie king. 552 00:32:06,216 --> 00:32:07,300 Don't answer it! 553 00:32:07,384 --> 00:32:09,261 She's gonna think that something's up. 554 00:32:09,344 --> 00:32:10,637 Something is up. 555 00:32:10,720 --> 00:32:12,389 Hulk like kitty. 556 00:32:13,181 --> 00:32:15,058 - Hey. - Here, kitty, kitty. 557 00:32:15,225 --> 00:32:16,226 Hey, mom. 558 00:32:16,393 --> 00:32:19,104 - Hi, hon. How's it going? - It's going. It's going great. 559 00:32:19,521 --> 00:32:21,815 Exactly as you would want it to go, so that's good. 560 00:32:21,898 --> 00:32:24,901 Hey! Nice wig, grandma! 561 00:32:26,695 --> 00:32:27,737 What was that? 562 00:32:27,863 --> 00:32:29,281 That was Albert's horror film. 563 00:32:29,364 --> 00:32:30,866 Doctor's orders. 564 00:32:31,241 --> 00:32:32,534 Oh, yeah. 565 00:32:32,701 --> 00:32:34,494 Hey, joy. Guess what? 566 00:32:36,246 --> 00:32:37,497 Classic brueder! 567 00:32:39,541 --> 00:32:40,893 - Step out of the banana wagon! - Sorry, mom! 568 00:32:40,917 --> 00:32:42,145 Hands full with putting Albert to bed. 569 00:32:42,169 --> 00:32:44,379 But it's all under control, though, so you stay out! 570 00:32:44,588 --> 00:32:47,090 Stay out and have fun! Stay out very late, okay? 571 00:32:47,382 --> 00:32:48,633 What is going on over there? 572 00:32:48,717 --> 00:32:51,970 That's a very, very good pantomime. 573 00:32:52,053 --> 00:32:53,346 Wren, can you hear me? 574 00:32:53,430 --> 00:32:54,556 Do you do theater? 575 00:32:54,639 --> 00:32:56,141 All right, love you. Bye. 576 00:32:56,224 --> 00:32:57,893 - Wait, wait, wait! - Hulk smash! 577 00:32:59,603 --> 00:33:01,062 - Punch it! Go! - Go! 578 00:33:01,438 --> 00:33:04,608 Go, go, go, go, go, go, go! 579 00:33:06,610 --> 00:33:08,904 That guy is getting a serious wedgie! 580 00:33:15,410 --> 00:33:16,786 Evasive maneuvers! Hard right! 581 00:33:17,537 --> 00:33:18,538 Hard right! 582 00:33:27,797 --> 00:33:28,965 Dude, where'd they go? 583 00:33:30,675 --> 00:33:32,677 Roosevelt, roll down the window. 584 00:33:34,429 --> 00:33:35,847 Welcome to captain chicken. 585 00:33:36,097 --> 00:33:38,600 What be your ahr-derrr? 586 00:33:38,850 --> 00:33:42,521 Have any fat, one-armed spider-men been through here? 587 00:33:56,034 --> 00:33:58,870 Hey, there, little guy. Where's your family? 588 00:33:59,204 --> 00:34:00,914 Hey! We're gonna be late. 589 00:34:00,997 --> 00:34:02,916 Cover charge goes up in 15 minutes. 590 00:34:02,999 --> 00:34:04,125 Okay. 591 00:34:04,209 --> 00:34:06,878 Look, I got to go, but I'm not leaving you here by yourself. 592 00:34:06,962 --> 00:34:07,963 You got ID? 593 00:34:08,880 --> 00:34:10,549 I'm just kidding. Come on. 594 00:34:12,717 --> 00:34:15,554 I'm galaxy scout. You must be spidey. 595 00:34:15,887 --> 00:34:17,514 Do you like to dance? 596 00:34:21,893 --> 00:34:24,229 Oh, my god. What are we listening to? 597 00:34:24,479 --> 00:34:26,648 That's my moms' favorite musical. 598 00:34:27,399 --> 00:34:30,068 Dad? Unlock me. 599 00:34:31,903 --> 00:34:34,906 April, I need your help. You are my best friend! 600 00:34:35,240 --> 00:34:36,700 Which is why it's my duty 601 00:34:36,783 --> 00:34:39,119 to tell you you are one more nerd musicjam away 602 00:34:39,202 --> 00:34:41,496 from total social suicide! 603 00:34:41,663 --> 00:34:42,664 Bye. 604 00:34:42,831 --> 00:34:44,165 What? Peng! 605 00:34:44,249 --> 00:34:45,417 Stop her! Grab her legs! 606 00:34:45,500 --> 00:34:47,502 I got her! I got her! 607 00:34:47,627 --> 00:34:49,045 Get off of me! 608 00:34:49,170 --> 00:34:50,797 Not tonight. Nothing tonight. 609 00:34:51,256 --> 00:34:54,384 Okay, let me go and I'll let you touch my boob for 10 seconds. 610 00:34:54,509 --> 00:34:56,094 - Thirty! - Fifteen. 611 00:34:56,344 --> 00:34:58,179 Twenty and I can pick a cold day. 612 00:34:58,763 --> 00:35:00,140 - Done. - Ha! 613 00:35:00,265 --> 00:35:02,100 April, come on, get back in, seriously. 614 00:35:02,434 --> 00:35:03,768 Watch out! 615 00:35:04,936 --> 00:35:06,938 Gotcha, perds! 616 00:35:07,606 --> 00:35:09,858 Thought you ditched us, didn't you, fartbreath? 617 00:35:10,108 --> 00:35:11,359 They look so mad. 618 00:35:17,699 --> 00:35:19,868 Inside voices, inside voices! 619 00:35:21,786 --> 00:35:23,121 Jump the curb. 620 00:35:23,788 --> 00:35:25,290 I have this. 621 00:35:33,965 --> 00:35:35,800 I did not have it. 622 00:35:54,819 --> 00:35:56,988 Roosevelt, I'm so sorry. 623 00:35:57,989 --> 00:36:00,492 I'll tell your moms it was all my fault. 624 00:36:01,076 --> 00:36:02,410 I made you do it! 625 00:36:03,620 --> 00:36:06,289 No, you didn't make me do anything. I wanted to. 626 00:36:06,623 --> 00:36:07,791 Oh, really? 627 00:36:07,916 --> 00:36:09,626 You wanted to spend your Halloween 628 00:36:09,751 --> 00:36:12,587 driving all over town in a rolling "kick me" sign? 629 00:36:12,754 --> 00:36:16,424 You wanted to get violated by a giant pirate bird? 630 00:36:16,591 --> 00:36:19,928 You losers have ruined our social lives! 631 00:36:28,395 --> 00:36:29,396 Peng! 632 00:36:34,776 --> 00:36:37,153 - Let's go back to the car. - I can't breathe. 633 00:36:37,237 --> 00:36:38,905 What the... 634 00:36:41,282 --> 00:36:42,742 Wait. Peng. 635 00:36:44,077 --> 00:36:45,870 He's packing heat! 636 00:36:45,954 --> 00:36:47,372 What's he doing? 637 00:36:47,455 --> 00:36:49,124 Hang on there, little buddy, all right. 638 00:36:49,416 --> 00:36:51,459 You got to give me a fighting chance. 639 00:36:53,128 --> 00:36:54,629 Let's settle this like gentlemen. 640 00:36:54,921 --> 00:36:56,297 We're not even really gentlemen. 641 00:36:56,423 --> 00:36:57,757 We're barely even men. 642 00:36:57,924 --> 00:36:59,259 Hey, peng, let's just go. 643 00:37:04,931 --> 00:37:06,516 Count us off. 644 00:37:08,143 --> 00:37:11,062 One! Two! Three! 645 00:37:11,146 --> 00:37:13,898 Ignore him, peng! Just walk away! 646 00:37:14,357 --> 00:37:17,235 Yeah. Losers talk, winners walk, buddy. Let's go! 647 00:37:17,318 --> 00:37:18,653 Ten! 648 00:37:26,202 --> 00:37:30,123 We have a situation here involving a musket and a drumstick. 649 00:37:33,835 --> 00:37:35,837 That gun doesn't even work, peng. 650 00:37:35,920 --> 00:37:37,672 He is gonna beat the crap out of you! 651 00:37:39,466 --> 00:37:41,509 You're right, man. 652 00:37:50,477 --> 00:37:51,478 Mike! 653 00:37:58,318 --> 00:38:00,653 Dude, dude, dude. Dude. 654 00:38:01,988 --> 00:38:05,200 Dude, it's chicken. Chill out, dude. It's just chicken. 655 00:38:06,075 --> 00:38:07,410 It's just chicken, man. 656 00:38:11,164 --> 00:38:13,500 Dude, cops. Let's split. 657 00:38:14,167 --> 00:38:17,837 For the record, those were not real tears! 658 00:38:18,171 --> 00:38:21,674 Oh, and captain chicken, your food sucks! 659 00:38:22,258 --> 00:38:24,260 Come on, peng. We still need to find Albert 660 00:38:24,344 --> 00:38:26,346 and I can't do it without you. We're a team, okay? 661 00:38:26,679 --> 00:38:28,348 All four of us. 662 00:38:30,350 --> 00:38:31,518 April? 663 00:38:32,352 --> 00:38:33,520 April? 664 00:38:34,103 --> 00:38:36,272 I thought all I wanted was a night like this, 665 00:38:38,525 --> 00:38:40,735 but we don't belong out here. 666 00:38:46,366 --> 00:38:48,034 What if we do? 667 00:38:48,451 --> 00:38:49,953 Come on, peng, let's go. 668 00:38:50,370 --> 00:38:51,538 Come on, peng! 669 00:38:51,830 --> 00:38:52,872 Peng! 670 00:38:53,081 --> 00:38:54,624 Hey. Hey! 671 00:39:00,964 --> 00:39:03,716 Stop the car, chicken boy! Stop! Police! Hey! 672 00:39:07,303 --> 00:39:09,806 - My god! Go, go, go! - I'm going! 673 00:39:10,390 --> 00:39:11,724 Come on. Come on. 674 00:39:12,392 --> 00:39:14,060 We got t.P.'Ed? 675 00:39:14,811 --> 00:39:15,895 What the hell? 676 00:39:16,145 --> 00:39:18,147 - Stacy lautner's dad? - Yeah. 677 00:39:18,314 --> 00:39:19,315 She broke my heart. 678 00:39:19,566 --> 00:39:20,900 Vengeance! 679 00:39:22,610 --> 00:39:23,653 Halloween. 680 00:40:22,962 --> 00:40:24,505 Hit the road, Webster. 681 00:40:24,589 --> 00:40:27,425 I'm gonna show you how big people get their freak on. 682 00:40:27,550 --> 00:40:29,385 But leave the stash! 683 00:40:29,636 --> 00:40:31,512 I've been rippin' and tearin' since sundown 684 00:40:31,596 --> 00:40:33,806 and I'm feeling a little snacky! 685 00:40:34,057 --> 00:40:35,892 Twerk it, twerk it! 686 00:40:36,142 --> 00:40:37,977 You're a pig, jorgen. 687 00:40:40,813 --> 00:40:42,231 Big guy called jorgen. 688 00:40:42,482 --> 00:40:46,653 He has this big tattoo on his arm of a dragon smoking a cigarette. 689 00:40:46,903 --> 00:40:48,571 You even smell creepy. 690 00:40:49,155 --> 00:40:50,657 Come on, let's go. 691 00:40:55,161 --> 00:40:56,329 Cruddy. 692 00:40:57,080 --> 00:40:58,414 Over-the-counter crap. 693 00:41:09,008 --> 00:41:11,886 Is there a bathroom? Do you have a bathroom? 694 00:41:13,012 --> 00:41:14,847 Excuse me. Sorry. 695 00:41:15,181 --> 00:41:18,559 Yo! Real housewives of Cleveland! 696 00:41:20,353 --> 00:41:23,106 No. I would never be on that show. 697 00:41:23,356 --> 00:41:25,024 Excuse me. 698 00:41:29,696 --> 00:41:31,364 Oh, my god. 699 00:41:37,036 --> 00:41:39,580 Oh, my god. I'm so sorry. 700 00:41:39,706 --> 00:41:42,375 I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to come in... 701 00:41:42,709 --> 00:41:44,877 How good is that book? 702 00:41:49,382 --> 00:41:52,427 Can we... Can we help you with something? 703 00:41:52,885 --> 00:41:55,888 Oh, I was just looking for a minute by myself 704 00:41:56,055 --> 00:41:59,851 without a party animal farting in my phone. 705 00:42:00,393 --> 00:42:02,061 Classic brueder. 706 00:42:02,562 --> 00:42:05,314 No offense. I mean, your son seems great. 707 00:42:06,733 --> 00:42:08,067 He's an idiot. 708 00:42:08,568 --> 00:42:09,902 Hey, guys, what's up? 709 00:42:10,153 --> 00:42:12,989 Oh, hey, you met. I love this. 710 00:42:13,406 --> 00:42:16,743 Quick question. That rug in the entryway? 711 00:42:16,993 --> 00:42:18,369 How flammable is it? 712 00:42:18,453 --> 00:42:21,330 Is it like fire-retardant or just regular retardant, or... 713 00:42:21,789 --> 00:42:23,041 Don't even worry about it. 714 00:42:23,124 --> 00:42:25,334 Bee-tee-dubs, Eddie oshinki's about to shoot 715 00:42:25,418 --> 00:42:29,380 a ping pong ball out of his whatoosie, and keevin really wants you to be there. 716 00:42:29,464 --> 00:42:32,024 It's early in the relationship, he's still trying to impress her. 717 00:42:32,300 --> 00:42:33,968 Young love, right? 718 00:42:38,639 --> 00:42:40,641 Tea? Anyone? 719 00:42:41,100 --> 00:42:43,770 I would love tea. Thank you. 720 00:42:51,486 --> 00:42:53,321 I'm gonna have to flee to Mexico. 721 00:42:53,613 --> 00:42:56,949 You? I lost my little brother on Halloween. 722 00:42:57,158 --> 00:42:58,993 They're gonna lock me up for life! 723 00:42:59,285 --> 00:43:00,578 I shot a man! 724 00:43:00,661 --> 00:43:02,163 Actually, you shot a man's chicken. 725 00:43:04,290 --> 00:43:05,625 It's not the same. 726 00:43:09,629 --> 00:43:10,755 What do you want? 727 00:43:10,963 --> 00:43:12,590 - He's here! - Where? 728 00:43:12,673 --> 00:43:16,636 At the party. I just saw him a second ago. Hurry. 729 00:43:17,678 --> 00:43:20,515 April found Albert! They're at Aaron Riley's! 730 00:43:20,598 --> 00:43:21,599 Let's go! 731 00:43:28,189 --> 00:43:30,066 Fuzzy. Bus stop. That way. 732 00:43:30,149 --> 00:43:32,902 So we went to the tow yard and my car was there. 733 00:43:33,027 --> 00:43:35,279 Spidey wasn't. Where could he be? 734 00:43:35,363 --> 00:43:36,840 Mind telling me why you were hanging out 735 00:43:36,864 --> 00:43:38,574 with an eight-year-old in the first place? 736 00:43:38,658 --> 00:43:39,992 I was lonely. 737 00:43:40,076 --> 00:43:43,204 Ever since you left, I've been roommates with my sadness. 738 00:43:43,704 --> 00:43:45,832 Hey, girl, where were you? 739 00:43:45,998 --> 00:43:47,750 Don't ask. I spent my night with fuzz 740 00:43:47,875 --> 00:43:50,253 trying to find some one-armed spider-midget. 741 00:43:50,336 --> 00:43:52,755 Oh, my god. We know that dude. We were partying with him. 742 00:43:52,839 --> 00:43:54,465 - You were? - Yeah, he's awesome. 743 00:43:54,549 --> 00:43:55,550 See, Lara? 744 00:43:55,675 --> 00:43:58,344 It's not like I hang out with lame eight-year-olds. God! 745 00:43:58,553 --> 00:43:59,554 Where is he now? 746 00:43:59,720 --> 00:44:01,097 I don't know. We lost him. 747 00:44:01,222 --> 00:44:02,658 He was hitting the rolos pretty hard. 748 00:44:02,682 --> 00:44:03,724 Yeah, that's him. 749 00:44:04,725 --> 00:44:06,519 Hey, ladies, need a ride? 750 00:44:08,229 --> 00:44:10,064 Looking good, Lara. 751 00:44:10,565 --> 00:44:11,566 Thank you. 752 00:44:11,691 --> 00:44:13,693 Hey, you take that back right now. 753 00:44:13,901 --> 00:44:17,071 Hey, Lara, is that the guy who squats when he pees? 754 00:44:17,738 --> 00:44:19,657 - Why would you say that to anybody? - You do. 755 00:44:20,575 --> 00:44:21,659 I can't believe... 756 00:44:27,582 --> 00:44:30,084 Spidey's stash can. 757 00:44:33,713 --> 00:44:34,714 Spidey. 758 00:44:39,260 --> 00:44:42,597 What kind of crazy shit are you mixed up in? 759 00:44:44,974 --> 00:44:47,268 I think this is it right here. Make a right. 760 00:45:04,160 --> 00:45:05,161 Hey. 761 00:45:05,953 --> 00:45:09,207 I heard a rumor you shot Mike puglio with a musket. 762 00:45:09,290 --> 00:45:10,458 Is that true? 763 00:45:10,583 --> 00:45:11,626 Yeah. 764 00:45:11,709 --> 00:45:13,044 My man. 765 00:45:13,628 --> 00:45:15,254 Come on, I want to hear all about it. 766 00:45:15,338 --> 00:45:16,857 Hey, everyone. This is the guy who shot puglio. 767 00:45:16,881 --> 00:45:17,882 Oh, my god, at last. 768 00:45:17,965 --> 00:45:20,635 I just saw him in the living room. Come on. 769 00:45:22,803 --> 00:45:26,307 Good idea. We'll split up, cover more ground that way. 770 00:45:34,649 --> 00:45:37,818 Are you blind? On the stage. Over there. 771 00:45:38,152 --> 00:45:40,988 Check, one, two. Check, check. 772 00:45:42,323 --> 00:45:45,660 I can't believe I actually thought you found my brother. 773 00:45:45,743 --> 00:45:49,705 Really? Because I totally tried to make it sound like that on purpose. 774 00:46:00,174 --> 00:46:02,551 You look so familiar. 775 00:46:02,843 --> 00:46:06,347 Were you standing behind me in line for a mammogram last week? 776 00:46:06,847 --> 00:46:08,599 I think I was, actually. 777 00:46:08,683 --> 00:46:10,851 I did get a mammogram last week, so... 778 00:46:11,352 --> 00:46:13,854 Does everything come out okay? 779 00:46:14,063 --> 00:46:18,609 Oh, yes. Yes, they're... Thank you. How are yours? 780 00:46:18,693 --> 00:46:20,236 Oh, me, too. I'm good. 781 00:46:20,319 --> 00:46:21,988 Oh, good, good, good. 782 00:46:24,657 --> 00:46:26,033 How'd you meet keevin? 783 00:46:26,325 --> 00:46:28,828 Oh, I met him at the Starbucks on shattuck. 784 00:46:28,911 --> 00:46:30,329 We go there. 785 00:46:30,413 --> 00:46:34,041 My son loves caramel macchiatos and that's keevin's specialty. 786 00:46:34,208 --> 00:46:36,210 - Oh, you have a son? - Yep. 787 00:46:36,294 --> 00:46:37,878 I have a son and a daughter. 788 00:46:38,212 --> 00:46:41,007 Two children. And yet you date keevin? 789 00:46:41,340 --> 00:46:42,425 Larry. 790 00:46:42,675 --> 00:46:45,136 No, we... I mean, we're not all... 791 00:46:45,219 --> 00:46:46,304 Where's your husband? 792 00:46:46,387 --> 00:46:47,805 Oh, for Christ's sake. 793 00:46:47,888 --> 00:46:51,225 Lawrence Reuben brueder. I am sorry. He's so nosey. 794 00:46:51,309 --> 00:46:54,145 He's been watching a lot of Dr. Drew lately. 795 00:46:54,228 --> 00:46:56,981 It's okay. He's dead, actually. He died. 796 00:46:57,189 --> 00:46:58,858 He passed away, and so... 797 00:46:59,066 --> 00:47:00,401 You miss him? 798 00:47:02,403 --> 00:47:05,114 Yeah, I miss my husband. I miss him a lot. 799 00:47:05,197 --> 00:47:08,326 You know, he was... He was my husband 800 00:47:08,576 --> 00:47:11,579 and so I'm kind of alone. 801 00:47:11,662 --> 00:47:12,913 I have the kids there, 802 00:47:12,997 --> 00:47:16,542 but that's not really comforting because I'm their mother 803 00:47:16,625 --> 00:47:18,687 and I kind of have to take care of them all the time. 804 00:47:18,711 --> 00:47:21,797 And my son doesn't really talk a lot to people. 805 00:47:22,173 --> 00:47:26,635 And then my daughter is talking about going to school in New York City 806 00:47:26,886 --> 00:47:28,446 and she wants to run across the country, 807 00:47:28,471 --> 00:47:30,097 which is really terrifying to me 808 00:47:30,181 --> 00:47:32,600 because then she's not gonna be near me 809 00:47:32,683 --> 00:47:34,852 and I don't know how quickly this all happened 810 00:47:34,935 --> 00:47:38,230 because it feels like she was just a baby a couple of months ago. 811 00:47:38,481 --> 00:47:40,000 You know, these are things that happen to people, 812 00:47:40,024 --> 00:47:41,460 and a lot of people don't even understand 813 00:47:41,484 --> 00:47:42,878 what it's like to be a single mother. 814 00:47:42,902 --> 00:47:44,653 A lot of people don't even get it. 815 00:47:44,737 --> 00:47:46,864 And I'm a single mother. You know? 816 00:47:46,947 --> 00:47:49,325 I'm a single mother, and I'm sitting here 817 00:47:49,408 --> 00:47:54,538 in a Britney Spears costume at a party with a son of yours 818 00:47:55,081 --> 00:47:56,832 that lives with you. 819 00:47:56,916 --> 00:47:59,960 So, yeah, I miss my husband. I miss him. 820 00:48:06,258 --> 00:48:08,260 What is that tea? It's so good. 821 00:48:09,095 --> 00:48:11,680 I suppose you want to get back to the kids. 822 00:48:13,766 --> 00:48:15,434 I do, actually. 823 00:48:24,819 --> 00:48:28,823 Come on, Albert, pick up. Pick up. 824 00:48:51,387 --> 00:48:55,057 Time to get elbow deep in a little pepto-bismol. 825 00:48:56,851 --> 00:48:57,852 Yeah. 826 00:49:12,575 --> 00:49:14,452 Hey, whoa, hey! 827 00:49:14,827 --> 00:49:16,829 It's fuzzy. What's up, man? 828 00:49:16,912 --> 00:49:18,664 I can't believe I found you. What up, dawg? 829 00:49:18,747 --> 00:49:20,541 Bam. Okay, good. 830 00:49:20,916 --> 00:49:21,917 Follow-up question. 831 00:49:22,042 --> 00:49:24,920 What are you doing in the back of jorgen's car? 832 00:49:25,004 --> 00:49:26,755 Do you have any idea how dangerous that is? 833 00:49:26,839 --> 00:49:28,841 Are you out of your mind? 834 00:49:29,508 --> 00:49:31,135 I like it. It shows gumption. 835 00:49:31,218 --> 00:49:33,888 You got a lot of moxie, kid, I'll give you that. Bam. 836 00:49:34,054 --> 00:49:37,641 Stash can. Thought you might like to see that one. Good. 837 00:49:38,684 --> 00:49:42,521 This jorgen character has taken a dump on both of us. 838 00:49:44,190 --> 00:49:45,524 But tonight, 839 00:49:45,858 --> 00:49:48,027 tonight, we dump on him. 840 00:49:48,611 --> 00:49:50,613 Guess what's in here? It's not French fries. 841 00:49:51,030 --> 00:49:54,200 That's dog poo, professional grade. 842 00:49:55,868 --> 00:49:58,621 Come on, look, it's short notice, okay? 843 00:49:58,704 --> 00:50:00,372 Everyone has really tiny dogs these days. 844 00:50:00,623 --> 00:50:03,501 I had to go to multiple houses just to get this. 845 00:50:03,751 --> 00:50:05,836 I mean, it doesn't even smell. 846 00:50:05,920 --> 00:50:07,856 I don't know what those people are feeding their dogs. 847 00:50:07,880 --> 00:50:12,593 What do you got in there? Fireworks! Very nice. 848 00:50:13,135 --> 00:50:14,929 Yeah. 849 00:50:20,226 --> 00:50:21,227 Who's there? 850 00:50:23,771 --> 00:50:25,105 Oh, yeah. 851 00:50:25,397 --> 00:50:26,837 Oh, yeah, spidey, come on, let's go. 852 00:50:30,611 --> 00:50:32,947 Spidey, come on. Come on, spidey. Spidey? 853 00:50:37,785 --> 00:50:41,455 Hot foot! You think I was born yesterday? 854 00:50:42,998 --> 00:50:44,893 You're gonna have to come at old jorgen with something 855 00:50:44,917 --> 00:50:46,627 a little more than a burning bag of... 856 00:50:52,132 --> 00:50:53,467 You! 857 00:50:54,301 --> 00:50:56,303 Oh, jeez! You, come here! 858 00:50:56,637 --> 00:50:58,222 Come here! You! 859 00:50:59,056 --> 00:51:00,933 You little twerp, come here! Come here! 860 00:51:01,725 --> 00:51:05,229 Come here! Stop kicking me! Jeez! 861 00:51:08,232 --> 00:51:09,817 Come on, fuzzy. Spidey needs you. 862 00:51:10,192 --> 00:51:11,485 Why can't I move? 863 00:51:11,694 --> 00:51:13,362 Stop biting! Stop biting! 864 00:51:27,501 --> 00:51:28,586 Hey. 865 00:51:32,923 --> 00:51:35,175 I was planning to wait till first snowfall, but, 866 00:51:36,260 --> 00:51:39,179 I think I'd like to collect on our deal right now. 867 00:51:44,184 --> 00:51:45,519 Go for it. 868 00:51:51,775 --> 00:51:54,278 - Seriously? - Twenty seconds, no honking. 869 00:52:05,456 --> 00:52:07,124 You know, I think I'm gonna come in lefty. 870 00:52:07,207 --> 00:52:08,542 Oh, my god. 871 00:52:18,302 --> 00:52:19,803 You're an angel. 872 00:52:20,137 --> 00:52:22,473 You're a glorious angel. 873 00:52:25,809 --> 00:52:26,977 How long was that? 874 00:52:28,646 --> 00:52:30,147 That was... 875 00:52:34,818 --> 00:52:35,861 Enough. 876 00:52:47,665 --> 00:52:49,583 Sir, I know I called before, 877 00:52:49,667 --> 00:52:52,044 but could you please check lock-up one more time? 878 00:52:52,127 --> 00:52:54,755 There's a very real chance that he's been arrested. 879 00:52:55,005 --> 00:52:56,340 Hello? 880 00:53:01,679 --> 00:53:02,763 Hey. 881 00:53:05,516 --> 00:53:06,934 How's it going? 882 00:53:08,686 --> 00:53:11,814 This morning, all I wanted was to get away from my little brother, and... 883 00:53:12,356 --> 00:53:15,067 Now that I've lost him, I'd do anything to get him back. 884 00:53:15,693 --> 00:53:17,027 You will. 885 00:53:17,695 --> 00:53:19,029 Are you sure? 886 00:53:20,114 --> 00:53:22,616 I mean, as e.O. Wilson says, 887 00:53:22,866 --> 00:53:25,661 "you are capable of more than you know." 888 00:53:26,453 --> 00:53:28,539 Of course, he was talking about ants 889 00:53:28,622 --> 00:53:30,433 being able to carry 10 times their body weight. 890 00:53:30,457 --> 00:53:33,836 So I'm not really sure if it's applicable to this situation. 891 00:53:35,879 --> 00:53:38,882 Thank you for helping me tonight. 892 00:53:39,550 --> 00:53:42,052 I hope I didn't ruin your Halloween. 893 00:53:42,386 --> 00:53:46,140 What? No. I never miss an opportunity to hang out 894 00:53:46,223 --> 00:53:48,183 with a fellow fan of the supreme court. 895 00:53:51,061 --> 00:53:54,398 Listen, I know this year's probably sucked for you. 896 00:53:55,482 --> 00:53:57,317 I just wanted to say, 897 00:53:57,443 --> 00:53:59,903 the way that you've handled everything has been 898 00:53:59,987 --> 00:54:01,321 really impressive. 899 00:54:02,322 --> 00:54:03,407 Thank you. 900 00:54:03,657 --> 00:54:07,494 You know, as much as I admire Ruth bader ginsburg, 901 00:54:07,995 --> 00:54:11,665 I think you're just as smart and strong 902 00:54:11,999 --> 00:54:14,001 and awesome as she is. 903 00:54:14,835 --> 00:54:16,503 Not quite as sexy, but, 904 00:54:16,837 --> 00:54:20,048 you know, you're young. You'll get there. 905 00:54:20,507 --> 00:54:21,842 Seriously, 906 00:54:22,342 --> 00:54:25,345 wren, I... I just wanted to say... 907 00:54:25,512 --> 00:54:26,847 There you are! 908 00:54:30,017 --> 00:54:31,268 Wren... 909 00:54:32,686 --> 00:54:35,105 I'm really sorry about everything. 910 00:54:35,689 --> 00:54:37,691 I'm sorry about losing Albert. 911 00:54:38,525 --> 00:54:41,028 I'm sorry about leaving you at captain chicken. 912 00:54:41,695 --> 00:54:44,865 Be warned, it's about to get really girly up in here. 913 00:54:44,948 --> 00:54:46,033 Okay. 914 00:54:46,158 --> 00:54:50,037 We haven't had a super fun night in a long time, and... 915 00:54:50,871 --> 00:54:53,540 I don't know. I just wanted it to be epic. 916 00:54:53,874 --> 00:54:58,545 And maybe I got a little carried away. 917 00:55:00,380 --> 00:55:03,550 You're my best friend, boo. I love you. 918 00:55:05,219 --> 00:55:06,720 I love you, too. 919 00:55:07,971 --> 00:55:09,306 I love you, too. 920 00:55:11,892 --> 00:55:13,060 Meow! 921 00:55:16,063 --> 00:55:18,065 What were you two doing out here? 922 00:55:19,608 --> 00:55:20,651 Nothing. 923 00:55:20,818 --> 00:55:21,819 We were just... 924 00:55:21,902 --> 00:55:22,903 - Talking. - Don't care. 925 00:55:22,986 --> 00:55:25,239 And now the best part is 926 00:55:25,405 --> 00:55:28,158 Aaron Riley is totally gearing up right now 927 00:55:28,242 --> 00:55:30,118 to sing a song about you. 928 00:55:30,244 --> 00:55:32,746 - Really? - Yes, really. 929 00:55:32,913 --> 00:55:36,166 Come on, lady. You're not in Kansas anymore. 930 00:55:38,085 --> 00:55:42,422 This song goes out to a special lady. Wren desantis. 931 00:55:43,590 --> 00:55:46,218 And, please, people, no recording devices. 932 00:55:46,343 --> 00:55:48,971 I can't afford to have bootlegs out there. 933 00:55:52,766 --> 00:55:54,768 Something about the way your hair 934 00:55:54,852 --> 00:55:56,603 falls across your face 935 00:55:56,937 --> 00:55:59,106 your ears I want to nibble 936 00:55:59,439 --> 00:56:01,066 your lips I want to taste 937 00:56:01,191 --> 00:56:04,194 I only see you in homeroom 938 00:56:04,444 --> 00:56:08,282 but I think of you all day 939 00:56:14,121 --> 00:56:17,040 Homeroom lady 940 00:56:17,958 --> 00:56:20,544 I wonder what Roosevelt was about to say? 941 00:56:21,086 --> 00:56:24,590 He's so nice and funny and smart. 942 00:56:30,220 --> 00:56:31,805 Wait a minute. 943 00:56:32,556 --> 00:56:33,724 It's Aaron Riley! 944 00:56:35,100 --> 00:56:36,268 Focus. 945 00:56:37,895 --> 00:56:40,230 How could someone be so hot? 946 00:56:40,981 --> 00:56:41,982 Do you love me? 947 00:56:42,816 --> 00:56:45,485 Do you not? 948 00:56:51,825 --> 00:56:53,660 Do you? 949 00:56:55,829 --> 00:56:59,249 Part of me really wanted to believe that if I kissed Aaron Riley, 950 00:56:59,333 --> 00:57:00,834 I'd be somebody else. 951 00:57:02,002 --> 00:57:05,005 Not just for a night, but forever. 952 00:57:06,006 --> 00:57:08,508 And my family would be back to normal, 953 00:57:08,759 --> 00:57:10,260 and everything would be perfect. 954 00:57:16,183 --> 00:57:17,184 I'm sorry. 955 00:57:17,267 --> 00:57:18,310 What's your problem, 956 00:57:18,393 --> 00:57:20,854 - dora the explorer? - Excuse me, sorry. 957 00:57:20,938 --> 00:57:23,732 But then I realized, perfect is an illusion. 958 00:57:23,815 --> 00:57:25,651 Just like 02 is for Dorothy. 959 00:57:29,529 --> 00:57:31,949 I really appreciate you writing that song for me. 960 00:57:32,699 --> 00:57:33,700 But 961 00:57:36,286 --> 00:57:37,621 I have to go. 962 00:57:41,375 --> 00:57:42,709 Goodbye, 963 00:57:44,294 --> 00:57:45,963 Aaron Riley. 964 00:58:01,061 --> 00:58:04,564 I feel like my heartjust broke. 965 00:58:06,984 --> 00:58:08,652 Who else wants to kiss me? 966 00:58:13,156 --> 00:58:14,491 Roosevelt! 967 00:58:14,992 --> 00:58:16,827 Roosevelt! Wait! 968 00:58:17,411 --> 00:58:18,412 Wait! 969 00:58:25,919 --> 00:58:27,170 Who the hell is this? 970 00:58:27,254 --> 00:58:28,922 What? You called me. Who is this? 971 00:58:29,131 --> 00:58:31,633 This is jorgen. I got spidey. 972 00:58:33,051 --> 00:58:34,553 Oh, my god! Albert? 973 00:58:34,678 --> 00:58:37,014 You are such a lifesaver. Where are you? 974 00:58:37,264 --> 00:58:39,099 Wait, it doesn't matter. I don't have a car. 975 00:58:39,224 --> 00:58:40,864 Do you think maybe you could drop him off? 976 00:58:40,934 --> 00:58:42,602 Maybe you don't understand. 977 00:58:42,853 --> 00:58:44,980 See, spidey thought it'd be a fun idea 978 00:58:45,063 --> 00:58:47,482 to leave me a shit bomb. You know what that is? 979 00:58:47,566 --> 00:58:49,026 It's shit with a bomb in it! 980 00:58:49,192 --> 00:58:50,952 Now, I got a match next week! Do you hear me? 981 00:58:51,028 --> 00:58:52,195 What do you want? 982 00:58:52,279 --> 00:58:53,280 Cash. 983 00:58:53,363 --> 00:58:56,033 The fight paid $200 if I lost, $400 if! Won. 984 00:58:56,867 --> 00:58:58,201 Let's say I would have won. 985 00:58:58,702 --> 00:59:00,662 I don't have that kind of money. 986 00:59:00,746 --> 00:59:02,039 I only get $20 a week. 987 00:59:02,122 --> 00:59:03,123 Hey, I don't care. 988 00:59:03,707 --> 00:59:05,876 26 grove street. 989 01:01:26,266 --> 01:01:27,517 You got the cash? 990 01:01:28,351 --> 01:01:30,187 Where is he? 991 01:01:30,604 --> 01:01:31,771 Albert, are you okay? 992 01:01:32,022 --> 01:01:33,023 Albert! 993 01:01:33,190 --> 01:01:34,191 Whoa. 994 01:01:35,442 --> 01:01:37,861 You know, playing pranks on Halloween is one thing. 995 01:01:38,236 --> 01:01:40,906 But a bomb like that, that's terrorism. 996 01:01:41,281 --> 01:01:43,617 Tiny terrorism. 997 01:01:45,785 --> 01:01:47,370 I'm so sorry about your foot. 998 01:01:47,454 --> 01:01:49,748 I'm sure that he didn't mean to hurt you. 999 01:01:49,831 --> 01:01:52,000 I've been training for months. 1000 01:01:52,167 --> 01:01:54,127 Do you have any idea what a strict diet 1001 01:01:54,211 --> 01:01:56,421 of protein shakes and red bull does to a man? 1002 01:01:58,465 --> 01:02:00,133 I have a yeast infection. 1003 01:02:03,970 --> 01:02:05,388 I don't have the money. 1004 01:02:05,931 --> 01:02:07,933 Well, police it is. 1005 01:02:10,393 --> 01:02:11,895 No, please! 1006 01:02:12,979 --> 01:02:14,314 Please. 1007 01:02:14,814 --> 01:02:16,483 He's all I have left. 1008 01:02:28,078 --> 01:02:29,412 Do you have licensed to lll? 1009 01:02:29,496 --> 01:02:32,249 The Beastie Boys? Sister, I was rocking brass monkey 1010 01:02:32,332 --> 01:02:34,501 when you were still a tadpole in your daddy's sack. 1011 01:02:35,168 --> 01:02:36,461 Look at the liner notes. 1012 01:02:42,259 --> 01:02:43,927 911, what is your emergency? 1013 01:02:44,219 --> 01:02:45,929 Hello? Can you speak? 1014 01:02:46,972 --> 01:02:48,556 Please hold. 1015 01:02:48,807 --> 01:02:50,809 You're putting us on hold? 1016 01:02:53,603 --> 01:02:55,897 Right there. It says "Peter desantis." 1017 01:02:57,482 --> 01:02:58,650 That's my dad. 1018 01:03:01,027 --> 01:03:02,445 And this, 1019 01:03:13,081 --> 01:03:14,249 This is Mike d's. 1020 01:03:14,749 --> 01:03:16,477 You don't expect me to believe that's Mike d's. 1021 01:03:16,501 --> 01:03:18,253 My dad was a sound engineer in New York. 1022 01:03:18,336 --> 01:03:19,629 He worked on their album. 1023 01:03:19,713 --> 01:03:22,007 Mike d left his jacket in the studio on the last day, 1024 01:03:22,090 --> 01:03:23,883 so my dad just kept it. 1025 01:03:24,592 --> 01:03:26,177 Kind of like I did. 1026 01:03:27,220 --> 01:03:28,888 After he died. 1027 01:03:32,851 --> 01:03:33,893 Look at the stitching. 1028 01:03:40,775 --> 01:03:42,319 Well, I appreciate the donation, 1029 01:03:42,444 --> 01:03:44,821 but some kidsjust belong in prison. Let's go. 1030 01:03:44,904 --> 01:03:46,156 What? 1031 01:03:46,239 --> 01:03:47,466 - Let's go! - No! What do you mean? 1032 01:03:47,490 --> 01:03:49,326 - I mean, let's go! - No, you said... Albert! 1033 01:03:49,409 --> 01:03:50,744 No, stop! 1034 01:03:51,745 --> 01:03:53,413 Albert! Let go of me! 1035 01:03:54,456 --> 01:03:55,457 Yeah! 1036 01:03:56,416 --> 01:03:57,751 What the hell? 1037 01:04:11,931 --> 01:04:13,600 Who wants some? 1038 01:04:15,602 --> 01:04:16,603 Albert! 1039 01:04:21,608 --> 01:04:22,609 My beans! 1040 01:04:24,444 --> 01:04:25,487 Yeah! 1041 01:04:25,612 --> 01:04:29,366 Sir? Still holding, and I really need to go to the bathroom. 1042 01:04:29,449 --> 01:04:30,450 Albert! 1043 01:04:31,951 --> 01:04:33,161 Albert! 1044 01:04:35,455 --> 01:04:37,123 Come on. Let's go. 1045 01:04:42,087 --> 01:04:43,088 No, Albert! 1046 01:04:43,797 --> 01:04:44,797 Come here, boy! 1047 01:04:44,839 --> 01:04:45,840 Albert! 1048 01:04:46,132 --> 01:04:47,133 Where are you going? 1049 01:04:48,635 --> 01:04:49,677 Come on, Albert, hurry! 1050 01:04:49,761 --> 01:04:51,161 Come on, spidey, I got you covered! 1051 01:04:51,471 --> 01:04:53,890 Oh, hi. Hello. I'm here to rescue you. 1052 01:04:57,644 --> 01:04:59,646 Trick or treat, bitch! 1053 01:05:09,948 --> 01:05:11,116 Oh, yeah! 1054 01:05:13,827 --> 01:05:15,120 Okay. 1055 01:05:15,662 --> 01:05:17,497 I'm... what are you doing? 1056 01:05:17,831 --> 01:05:19,499 I'm saving the day. 1057 01:05:20,333 --> 01:05:21,501 I'm sorry, who are you? 1058 01:05:21,668 --> 01:05:23,545 Oh, sorry. My name's fuzzy. 1059 01:05:23,795 --> 01:05:25,547 - Oh. Oh. Yeah. - Okay, this... 1060 01:05:25,630 --> 01:05:27,048 Sorry, you have bad timing. 1061 01:05:27,132 --> 01:05:29,332 - They're getting closer, you know. - Yeah, yeah, sorry. 1062 01:05:29,384 --> 01:05:31,511 Hey, spidey. 1063 01:05:31,594 --> 01:05:35,098 When you're ready to talk, I'm around to listen. 1064 01:05:35,515 --> 01:05:37,434 Thanks for helping a brother out tonight. 1065 01:05:37,517 --> 01:05:38,601 Okay. 1066 01:05:39,519 --> 01:05:40,603 Bam. 1067 01:05:41,271 --> 01:05:42,605 Slam dunk. 1068 01:05:44,649 --> 01:05:46,943 Hey. Whoo! Over here! 1069 01:05:47,026 --> 01:05:49,446 - Hey, coppers! I'm crazy! - Oh. 1070 01:05:49,529 --> 01:05:50,697 - It's a naked man! - Go! 1071 01:05:50,947 --> 01:05:54,159 I'm naked! Come get me, coppers! I'm a loon! 1072 01:05:54,284 --> 01:05:55,702 Come on. Let's go. 1073 01:05:55,869 --> 01:05:58,872 You'll never take me alive! 1074 01:06:04,127 --> 01:06:05,670 It has to be the best one we've done. 1075 01:06:05,753 --> 01:06:07,547 - Oh, for sure. - In this series. 1076 01:06:07,630 --> 01:06:08,631 Well, you know why? 1077 01:06:08,715 --> 01:06:09,775 Because our heart is in this one. 1078 01:06:09,799 --> 01:06:11,801 Yeah. And it's evolved. 1079 01:06:12,135 --> 01:06:14,637 It's evolved, our understanding of it. 1080 01:06:14,971 --> 01:06:17,140 Our understanding evolved. 1081 01:06:21,561 --> 01:06:22,729 Roosevelt? 1082 01:06:24,147 --> 01:06:26,149 - Is everything okay? - Where have you been? 1083 01:06:26,399 --> 01:06:28,902 I messed up, moms. I messed up bad. 1084 01:06:32,322 --> 01:06:33,990 No, no, I can't. 1085 01:06:34,240 --> 01:06:37,744 I'm not gonna say it in Greek or aramaic or any other pre-Christian language. 1086 01:06:37,952 --> 01:06:39,954 Okay. You know that girl, wren? 1087 01:06:40,205 --> 01:06:41,873 I blew it. 1088 01:06:42,123 --> 01:06:44,683 I mean, we drove around all night looking for her little brother. 1089 01:06:44,751 --> 01:06:48,296 And, oh, the Volvo, it's dead. It's totaled. It's gone. 1090 01:06:48,505 --> 01:06:49,631 - What? - What? 1091 01:06:49,756 --> 01:06:51,090 - It's dead. - What did you... 1092 01:06:51,841 --> 01:06:54,010 And after everything, she goes for this guy, Aaron, 1093 01:06:54,093 --> 01:06:56,513 who can't even play a proper c chord. 1094 01:06:56,596 --> 01:06:59,224 Roosevelt, we are so disappointed in you. 1095 01:06:59,307 --> 01:07:01,100 I'm going to be sick. I'm going to be sick. 1096 01:07:01,184 --> 01:07:02,185 Barb? 1097 01:07:02,602 --> 01:07:04,938 I know. I'm sorry. I'll pay off every penny. 1098 01:07:05,146 --> 01:07:07,148 Yeah. Yeah, you will. 1099 01:07:07,398 --> 01:07:10,068 But I don't give a rat's patootie about the Volvo. 1100 01:07:11,152 --> 01:07:12,320 In fact, 1101 01:07:13,321 --> 01:07:17,158 the fact that you're here in the creamy, milky flesh 1102 01:07:17,283 --> 01:07:20,119 means the unibody construction did its job. 1103 01:07:21,454 --> 01:07:23,456 Did we bring you up to quit? 1104 01:07:23,831 --> 01:07:25,375 Did we bring you up to run away 1105 01:07:25,458 --> 01:07:27,019 with your tail between your legs every time 1106 01:07:27,043 --> 01:07:29,295 some hot fonzie with a guitar woos your girl? 1107 01:07:29,546 --> 01:07:33,216 Anything in this world worth having is worth fighting for. 1108 01:07:33,550 --> 01:07:35,385 Yeah, well, not actual fighting, of course. 1109 01:07:35,843 --> 01:07:38,763 Figurative. We don't condone violence outside of the dojo. 1110 01:07:38,846 --> 01:07:41,432 - Come on, Barb. - Right. Of course. 1111 01:07:42,725 --> 01:07:44,060 Of course. 1112 01:07:45,270 --> 01:07:46,604 Of course. 1113 01:07:46,854 --> 01:07:50,608 If you really care about her, honey, you need to tell her that. 1114 01:07:51,609 --> 01:07:52,986 You want me to call her for you? 1115 01:07:53,069 --> 01:07:54,195 Barb. 1116 01:07:54,279 --> 01:07:56,447 No. Thanks. That's great advice. 1117 01:07:56,531 --> 01:07:59,993 Let him do his own work. Okay? This is his thing. 1118 01:08:00,159 --> 01:08:02,036 It's hard! He's getting old. 1119 01:08:02,537 --> 01:08:04,789 She called me. Hold on. 1120 01:08:04,998 --> 01:08:06,833 Hey, Roosevelt, it's wren. 1121 01:08:07,041 --> 01:08:09,294 I found Albert, but unfortunately 1122 01:08:09,377 --> 01:08:11,087 my mom's going to get home before we do. 1123 01:08:11,170 --> 01:08:15,216 Which means she'll either kill me or I'll be grounded until I'm 93. 1124 01:08:15,967 --> 01:08:19,012 Either way, I want to thank you for everything you did tonight. 1125 01:08:19,095 --> 01:08:23,099 And I wish things had turned out differently, because 1126 01:08:23,182 --> 01:08:26,853 you're awesome. And... yeah, okay. 1127 01:08:28,688 --> 01:08:30,165 - What's she saying? What'd she say? - Listen. 1128 01:08:30,189 --> 01:08:31,584 He will tell you when he's ready to tell you. 1129 01:08:31,608 --> 01:08:32,609 What did she say? 1130 01:08:32,692 --> 01:08:34,277 No, look, just she needs me. Okay? 1131 01:08:34,360 --> 01:08:36,112 Can I borrow the other car? 1132 01:09:12,190 --> 01:09:14,859 My dad was always into pulling pranks. 1133 01:09:15,360 --> 01:09:17,028 That's where Albert gets it. 1134 01:09:17,528 --> 01:09:20,281 The two of them loved Halloween because they had free rein 1135 01:09:20,365 --> 01:09:22,408 to get into as much trouble as possible. 1136 01:09:23,534 --> 01:09:26,537 Well, that, and they both loved candy. 1137 01:09:27,372 --> 01:09:28,790 Albert was never as happy 1138 01:09:28,873 --> 01:09:31,417 as when he was trick-or-treating with dad. 1139 01:09:31,876 --> 01:09:33,920 So, it seemed only right 1140 01:09:34,003 --> 01:09:36,339 that since dad couldn't take him this year, 1141 01:09:36,589 --> 01:09:39,592 the least I could do was bring Albert to see him. 1142 01:09:49,727 --> 01:09:50,895 Wren? 1143 01:09:57,068 --> 01:09:58,403 Yes, Albert? 1144 01:09:59,237 --> 01:10:00,571 Thanks. 1145 01:11:27,617 --> 01:11:28,951 Honey, we're home. 1146 01:11:35,500 --> 01:11:37,126 Mrs. Desantis? Stop right there. 1147 01:11:37,210 --> 01:11:38,628 I cannot let you enter this house. 1148 01:11:38,711 --> 01:11:40,213 Why? Who the hell are you? 1149 01:11:40,296 --> 01:11:41,339 Roosevelt. 1150 01:11:42,048 --> 01:11:43,382 Friend of wren's? 1151 01:11:45,176 --> 01:11:46,344 Never been mentioned, huh? 1152 01:11:47,178 --> 01:11:48,530 That's okay. I mean, 'cause before tonight, 1153 01:11:48,554 --> 01:11:50,699 I've never really done anything worthy of her taking notice. 1154 01:11:50,723 --> 01:11:53,763 That's a sweet story, and one that I'm not really that interested in hearing. 1155 01:11:53,893 --> 01:11:56,038 I've been up all night and I really need to get some sleep. 1156 01:11:56,062 --> 01:11:57,462 I'm afraid I can't let you do that. 1157 01:11:57,522 --> 01:12:01,067 I'm a single mother. It's 5:30 in the morning. 1158 01:12:01,400 --> 01:12:03,277 And you really don't wanna mess with me. 1159 01:12:03,402 --> 01:12:05,738 Someone is counting on me, and I'm not letting her down, 1160 01:12:05,863 --> 01:12:07,343 so maybe you don't wanna mess with me. 1161 01:12:07,406 --> 01:12:09,075 - Oh, is that right? - Yeah. 1162 01:12:13,579 --> 01:12:15,915 You can inflict whatever physical pain you want, 1163 01:12:16,165 --> 01:12:18,167 which is considerable, 1164 01:12:18,251 --> 01:12:20,169 as is your knowledge of pressure points. 1165 01:12:20,503 --> 01:12:22,672 But I'm not going anywhere. 1166 01:12:22,755 --> 01:12:25,007 Mrs. Desantis, tonight was the best night of my life. 1167 01:12:25,091 --> 01:12:27,677 I lied to my moms for the first time ever. 1168 01:12:27,760 --> 01:12:29,303 I trashed our Volvo. 1169 01:12:29,428 --> 01:12:31,472 My best friend shot another man's drumstick. 1170 01:12:31,931 --> 01:12:34,100 The cops are probably after us. 1171 01:12:34,225 --> 01:12:35,577 And I'm gonna have to get a part-time job 1172 01:12:35,601 --> 01:12:37,761 at captain chicken just to pay off the damage I caused. 1173 01:12:39,188 --> 01:12:42,608 But I wouldn't trade a minute of it, 'cause I got to spend it with wren. 1174 01:12:47,238 --> 01:12:48,447 And I love her. 1175 01:12:49,782 --> 01:12:51,450 I'm in love with your daughter. 1176 01:12:57,039 --> 01:12:59,375 - I take it you know this kid? - Yes. 1177 01:13:00,126 --> 01:13:02,128 Yes. I do. 1178 01:13:02,545 --> 01:13:04,547 Wren. Is that you? 1179 01:13:06,132 --> 01:13:08,467 Hello, wren. Don't worry. 1180 01:13:08,593 --> 01:13:10,803 As you can see, I have the situation in hand. 1181 01:13:11,053 --> 01:13:12,638 Your mother has not entered the house. 1182 01:13:12,889 --> 01:13:13,890 Put your head back down. 1183 01:13:13,973 --> 01:13:15,573 Why does this kid not want to let me in? 1184 01:13:15,641 --> 01:13:17,226 I'll explain later. 1185 01:13:17,560 --> 01:13:19,896 Okay. Well, he is kind of cute. 1186 01:13:19,979 --> 01:13:21,814 It was nice to meet you, Roosevelt. 1187 01:13:22,315 --> 01:13:24,108 Nice to meet you, Mrs. Desantis. 1188 01:13:24,191 --> 01:13:25,610 Come on, Albert. 1189 01:13:25,818 --> 01:13:29,030 It was awkward, but memorable. 1190 01:13:35,912 --> 01:13:37,413 Are you okay? 1191 01:13:37,496 --> 01:13:38,998 Yeah, I'm good. 1192 01:13:39,999 --> 01:13:43,419 But more importantly, I mean, you found Albert. 1193 01:13:43,836 --> 01:13:45,588 - And your mom. - Yeah. 1194 01:13:46,088 --> 01:13:48,925 Yeah, we sort of bumped into her on the way home. 1195 01:13:49,008 --> 01:13:50,051 Sorry. 1196 01:13:51,677 --> 01:13:54,680 Don't be. I'm glad I'm here. 1197 01:13:56,515 --> 01:13:57,558 You are? 1198 01:14:01,187 --> 01:14:02,855 'Cause now I can do this. 1199 01:15:06,585 --> 01:15:07,920 Oh, hey, fuzz. 1200 01:15:08,421 --> 01:15:10,172 Denise, hey. 1201 01:15:10,256 --> 01:15:11,507 Big night last night? 1202 01:15:11,590 --> 01:15:13,718 Oh, huge night, actually. 1203 01:15:13,801 --> 01:15:17,680 I finally opened my eyes and realized that Lara and I are not meant to be. 1204 01:15:17,930 --> 01:15:22,101 At all. Which is just a big one for me to take, 'cause... 1205 01:15:22,435 --> 01:15:25,604 No, I meant, did you ever find that little spider-dude? 1206 01:15:25,688 --> 01:15:28,065 Oh, yeah, spidey. Yeah, totally. 1207 01:15:28,441 --> 01:15:30,526 Saved his life. No big deal. 1208 01:15:30,609 --> 01:15:32,486 It happens. Kind of how I roll. 1209 01:15:33,487 --> 01:15:34,739 Wait, is that the new issue? 1210 01:15:36,532 --> 01:15:38,367 It's sold out everywhere. 1211 01:15:38,784 --> 01:15:40,786 Yeah, I'll tell you what. 1212 01:15:41,412 --> 01:15:42,747 It's on the house. 1213 01:15:42,955 --> 01:15:44,290 - Really? - Yeah. 1214 01:15:44,457 --> 01:15:46,876 A fellow fan of galaxy scout. 1215 01:15:46,959 --> 01:15:49,253 - Wow, thanks, fuzz. - No problem. 1216 01:15:50,463 --> 01:15:51,797 See you around? 1217 01:15:52,798 --> 01:15:53,966 See ya. 1218 01:15:54,467 --> 01:15:55,634 Hey, Denise? 1219 01:15:57,303 --> 01:15:58,888 What do you think about maybe 1220 01:15:58,971 --> 01:16:02,016 you, me and spidey hanging out whatever? 1221 01:16:02,475 --> 01:16:05,311 Sure. Maybejust you and me? 1222 01:16:07,813 --> 01:16:09,648 Yeah, yeah, of course. 1223 01:16:09,982 --> 01:16:11,984 Just the two of us. 1224 01:16:12,985 --> 01:16:14,987 Nice. Okay. 1225 01:16:15,821 --> 01:16:17,782 I have nothing to read now. 1226 01:16:45,184 --> 01:16:47,520 We're sure gonna miss her. Huh, Albert? 1227 01:16:54,026 --> 01:16:56,821 Candy pancakes with a side of airhead bacon. 1228 01:16:57,488 --> 01:16:59,490 Yeah. Most people do leftovers on Thanksgiving. 1229 01:16:59,782 --> 01:17:00,950 Our family does Halloween. 1230 01:17:02,201 --> 01:17:04,703 Amazing! Albert made these? 1231 01:17:06,038 --> 01:17:08,040 My compliments to the chef. 1232 01:17:09,375 --> 01:17:10,793 Where is the little guy? 1233 01:17:10,876 --> 01:17:12,596 I don't know. He was just here a second ago. 1234 01:17:34,191 --> 01:17:36,569 Maybe you could do an explaining rap, too. 1235 01:18:11,478 --> 01:18:12,479 Oh, my god. 1236 01:18:12,771 --> 01:18:14,857 - He did not. - / told you so! 1237 01:18:15,107 --> 01:18:17,109 I mean, maybe sometimes April knows something. 1238 01:18:17,443 --> 01:18:20,279 Everything we worked for last night is ruined. 1239 01:18:20,821 --> 01:18:23,324 Maybe you could do an explaining rap, too. 1240 01:18:23,574 --> 01:18:24,658 Wren? 1241 01:18:26,285 --> 01:18:28,621 I'm e. O. Wilson and I'm a scientist 1242 01:18:28,913 --> 01:18:31,373 I study ants and stuff if you get the gist 1243 01:18:31,457 --> 01:18:33,626 I'm about as cool as a guy can get 1244 01:18:33,959 --> 01:18:36,337 think Jason bourne with a butterfly net 1245 01:18:36,795 --> 01:18:39,131 praying mantis praying mantis 1246 01:18:39,423 --> 01:18:41,550 the turtle, the turtle 1247 01:18:41,634 --> 01:18:42,718 don't do that 1248 01:18:42,801 --> 01:18:43,844 what? 1249 01:18:50,476 --> 01:18:52,311 Albert! 1250 01:18:56,982 --> 01:18:58,609 Everyone thinks I don't talk. 1251 01:18:58,692 --> 01:18:59,777 But actually, 1252 01:18:59,860 --> 01:19:02,947 I've been pranking my mom for the past six months. 1253 01:19:03,155 --> 01:19:04,156 Hello? 1254 01:19:04,281 --> 01:19:06,408 This is verizon calling. 1255 01:19:06,492 --> 01:19:08,702 Your phone has been reported faulty 1256 01:19:08,786 --> 01:19:11,830 and needs to be tested by our voice recognition system. 1257 01:19:12,081 --> 01:19:14,500 Could you please repeat a few phrases? 1258 01:19:14,625 --> 01:19:15,668 Okay. 1259 01:19:15,834 --> 01:19:17,503 I like cheese. 1260 01:19:17,836 --> 01:19:19,672 I like cheese? 1261 01:19:20,005 --> 01:19:22,174 My poops are big and hearty. 1262 01:19:22,466 --> 01:19:24,343 My poops... wait, who is this? 1263 01:19:24,426 --> 01:19:27,888 This is your great-uncle vindaloo from czechoslovakia. 1264 01:19:28,013 --> 01:19:29,056 My who? 1265 01:19:29,181 --> 01:19:32,226 Great-uncle vindaloo. Vindaloo. Vindaloo! 1266 01:19:32,643 --> 01:19:35,562 I have moved to Cleveland and am on my way to your house 1267 01:19:35,688 --> 01:19:37,356 so I can live in the basement. 1268 01:19:37,648 --> 01:19:39,008 I think you have the wrong number. 1269 01:19:39,191 --> 01:19:43,362 Joy desantis? I'm staring at a photo of you as a baby. 1270 01:19:43,654 --> 01:19:44,989 Okay, this is just weird. 1271 01:19:45,698 --> 01:19:46,865 Hello. 1272 01:19:47,533 --> 01:19:48,534 Hello? 1273 01:19:49,827 --> 01:19:50,995 Hello, dear, 1274 01:19:51,078 --> 01:19:53,706 this is the brassiere department at marshalls calling. 1275 01:19:54,206 --> 01:19:56,208 The bras you ordered are here. 1276 01:19:56,542 --> 01:20:00,921 However, they're so small, we can't seem to find them anywhere. 1277 01:20:01,005 --> 01:20:02,631 You must have very tiny boobs. 1278 01:20:02,715 --> 01:20:04,383 Albert! Is this you? 90664