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WWW.MY-SUBS.CO
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[AGNES' VOICE] Aah!
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[PHONE CHIMING]
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Nice car.
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What are the odds?
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♪
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[ENGINE REVS, TIRES SCREECH]
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[ALARMED BLEAT]
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Hey, move it or lose it!
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[TIRES SCREECH]
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[GRUNTS]
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There's no food left,
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and the dog got sprayed by a skunk.
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[HOMER WHIMPERS]
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[SNORES] D'oh! Stupid imagination.
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♪
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Oh, why do we have to meet
the new neighbors now?
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It's the NFL preseason.
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The starters will be playing
for the whole first quarter.
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We have to meet the new neighbors
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before they hear about us
from the old neighbors.
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Hey, I have friends
in this neighborhood.
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There's the guy whose
lawn I used as a shortcut,
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the guy whose mailbox
crashed into our car,
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and Mrs. Bad Halloween Candy.
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If my candy is so bad,
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why you take so much of it?
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Look, the people
who know us are a lost cause,
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but these new people don't know us,
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so it is really important to me
to make a good impression.
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Oh, don't worry, Mom, my butt is clean
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and ready to be seen.
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[GASPS]
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Anne Blackburn. Charmed.
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[GROANS]
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You're not upset?
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No. I'm Thayer.
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So happy to leave the city
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and be around real people.
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- [GOOFY LAUGH]
- Yarr.
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Uh, yes!
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I'm Marge, and this is Homer.
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It's been so long since I made a basket
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for people moving in.
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- _
- Hmm.
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Love this town. Can't believe it has
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three Lard Lad locations.
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Uh, one of those is police only,
so back off, pal.
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So, what do you do?
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Something that makes me
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look like a nothing, I bet.
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Ha. I own a sports car dealership
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in north Springfield.
Hey, drop by anytime.
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I just had a fantasy about this car.
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And Dick Van Dyke.
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Well, my friend, perhaps I could
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set you up with something.
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Those cars are expensive,
and we're still paying off
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my new spatula.
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Look, most people don't buy.
I don't care.
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Just pop in for a look, stretch out,
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chug a smartwater in
the front seat on us.
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Can I get a test drive
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in front of everyone I
went to high school with?
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Of course.
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Whoa-ho, that's quite a grip.
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See, Marge?
Strangling the boy has paid off.
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Just kidding. I don't do that anymore.
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Times have changed.
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Hey, do you play pickleball?
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Is that the game like tennis
but you don't have to run?
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Well, you do have to move a little.
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- Then no.
- Aw, that's too bad,
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'cause where I play, there's this great
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- ice cream place across the st...
- I'm in!
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Saturday at 2:00. I will drive.
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[CLANGING]
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And while the boys
are hanging out, Marge,
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how about a massage?
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Sure, but I have to warn you,
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my fingers aren't that strong.
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No, no, we get massages
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while we chat through the face holes,
my treat.
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Listen, pal, if you're moving
into this neighborhood,
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there is one thing I've
got to warn you about.
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Howdily-doodily. I brought bibles
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for the new arrivals.
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[CHUCKLES] Who's that stupid guy?
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Exactly.
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If you're being bullied,
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just know it will get better.
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It will get better.
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And when you're older, get rich
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and wedgie their egos.
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[LAUGHS]
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[APPLAUSE]
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Nobody tries to bully
me into not bullying.
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[GRUNTS]
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Ow! I was just trying
to give you a high five.
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Nerd!
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Professor, you've taught me
a very important lesson.
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Adults can be nerds, too.
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- Nerd!
- I'm telling.
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Ah. Too late.
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Good one, Nelson.
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- Don't tell me what's good.
- [GROANS]
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Don't worry, Milhouse,
that assembly taught me
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just what to do.
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Nelson, I understand
that you're struggling, too.
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That's right, I am struggling...
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with your lack of fountain rides.
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- [GRUNTS]
- Aah.
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♪ You wet your pants ♪
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♪ Bart wet his pants. ♪
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You, keep the water coming.
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The rest of you, post video.
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Not vertical, landscape,
or you'll all get it.
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He's worse than ever.
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My presentations have made
bullies worse in every school.
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We hoped this time would be different.
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[GROANS]
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Oy. Now what?
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It was Nelson.
He's really out of control.
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[SKINNER] [OVER P.A.] Attention,
students.
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- Be warned...
- [LOUD PUNCH]
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Ow! My stamp-collecting arm.
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[NELSON] Haw-haw.
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I think I might know a way to help you.
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How are you gonna help me with a bully?
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Yeah, Lisa.
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You can't even squish a bug.
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[CRYING] That poor bug.
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It was a raisin.
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[MILHOUSE] That poor raisin.
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It never should have left Fresno.
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[BREATHING HEAVILY]
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[PANTING] You probably couldn't tell,
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but I've never played before.
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- I, um...
- Hold on.
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All right, I started to suspect
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when you tried to eat
the pickleball, Homer.
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Nothing should be named
food that isn't food.
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[CHUCKLES] Well, I love hanging out
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with someone so straightforward.
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Confidentially, in my business,
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I meet a lot of frauds and phonies.
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I hate phonies.
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At least I pretend to
because I think it's cool.
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So why are you interested in me?
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Is it to sell me a car I can't afford?
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No, I'm not like that, Homer.
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These cars, they sell themselves.
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I just want to be your friend.
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Well, uh...
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Eh... um...
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I believe you.
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Could I drive it?
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[CHUCKLES] Homer?
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Yes?
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Are you ready for the ride of your life?
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I was born ready.
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Then I lost interest for a long time.
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But I'm ready now.
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D'oh!
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[GROANS]
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[GRUNTING]
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Now, no worries.
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Each Lambuggini comes with
a tub of Fatso grease.
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Just got to apply it.
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Ah.
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Wow. Wow!
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Well, don't look now, Homer,
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but you just became a lambo man.
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Come on, a loser like me? Never.
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Hey, now, would I give a loser
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a bottle of genuine Lambuggini wine?
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I would not.
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Wine from a car? Whoa.
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Don't you be getting
no fancy ideas, Homer.
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You want to suckle booze,
you come to Mama Moe.
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Uh, the car can sense that
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you're having an unpleasant thought.
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Oh, no, not fresh air!
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[MOE SCREAMS]
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Why are you being so nice to me?
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Well, I like you, Homer.
You live next door,
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and we love our house.
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Just needs a few tweaks.
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Tweaks, tweaks, tweaks, tweaks, tweaks.
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And, uh, I really want us to be friends.
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Well, I want to believe you.
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All right, I understand.
You're not sure.
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But there is another guy who
does want to be my buddy.
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[GASPS] Another offer? Is it serious?
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Oh, yeah.
He's been circling for a while.
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I said I'd get back to him by 5:00.
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Okay, okay, friends it is.
I'll sign anything.
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You just became my lambro.
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[LAUGHS] I don't get it.
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Well, Marge, you can have
your Lennys and your Carls,
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little men with puny cars to match.
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I found a new friend.
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And tomorrow Anne and I are gonna lunch.
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I use that as a verb now. [LAUGHS]
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♪ But you got to have friends ♪
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♪ The feeling's oh so... ♪
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Hey, Chief,
aren't you gonna pull him over?
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Really? In this Dodge Charger
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with 260,000 miles?
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With a catalytic converter
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that's being stolen as we speak?
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- [CLANK]
- Gotcha.
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♪ 'Cause you got to have friends ♪
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♪ La, la, la, la, la, la, la-la-la ♪
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♪ Friends ♪
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[CHOKING]
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♪ That's right, you,
oh, you, yeah, you ♪
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♪ I said you gotta have some ♪
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- ♪ Friends ♪
- ♪ Friends. ♪
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To the truest kind of
friendship there is:
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Couples friendship.
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[ALL] Couples friendship.
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Why aren't we friends like that?
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Is it because you're a doctor
and I'm out of work?
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No, it's because we're
not even dining together.
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You just slid your table closer to us.
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[LAUGHS]
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All right, I'll go,
but can I have your bread?
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Kirk, please.
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[WHISPERING] Shut up. Grab the butter.
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Marge, can I take this side of the bed?
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I want to be closer
to our new neighbors.
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I understand. Mm.
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[JACKHAMMERS RUMBLING, HAMMERS POUNDING]
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[BOTH CRY OUT]
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[MARGE] They're doing a Reno.
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Did you know they're doing a Reno?
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Well, he did mention something,
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and I might have signed something,
but it's not a complete tear-down.
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Okay. Okay.
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He's leaving up one
closet for tax purposes.
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Hey!
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Hey, you want to keep it down, lady?
We're trying to work here.
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El contrato que firmar decae que
debelamos empezar a las cinco.
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Don't give me your
technical construction talk.
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How long is this gonna take?
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Es difícil de decir,
hay muchas variables.
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A¿Cuy¡ntas variables?
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¡Ay, ay, ay! ¡ella habla español!
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So he wasn't trying to sell you a car.
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He was trying to trick you
into agreeing to all of this.
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What? No. What? No. What?!
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I can't believe a car
salesman would lie to me.
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Well, you don't have to hit
me with a ton of bricks.
261
00:10:28,611 --> 00:10:30,403
[MAN] Look out below!
262
00:10:31,906 --> 00:10:33,864
Oh...
263
00:10:34,546 --> 00:10:35,950
Oh, don't make fun of me, Lis.
264
00:10:35,952 --> 00:10:37,910
I'm so afraid of Nelson, I'm gonna use
265
00:10:37,912 --> 00:10:40,329
the kindergarten entrance.
266
00:10:40,331 --> 00:10:42,248
Oh, man, I miss kindergarten,
267
00:10:42,250 --> 00:10:43,582
when all the days were half,
268
00:10:43,584 --> 00:10:46,377
and all the milk was chocolate.
269
00:10:46,379 --> 00:10:48,504
Give me your lunch money.
270
00:10:48,506 --> 00:10:49,964
Why do you need lunch money?
271
00:10:49,966 --> 00:10:52,341
You guys go home for lunch.
272
00:10:52,343 --> 00:10:54,343
We can do this the easy way,
273
00:10:54,345 --> 00:10:57,847
or we can do it the easy way.
274
00:10:57,849 --> 00:10:59,890
That's it. We're kindergarteners.
275
00:11:00,935 --> 00:11:02,977
We can use the regular entrance.
276
00:11:02,979 --> 00:11:06,647
I don't think Mr. Nelson Muntz
will be bothering you anymore.
277
00:11:06,649 --> 00:11:09,692
[LAUGHTER]
278
00:11:09,694 --> 00:11:11,110
I have him right where I want him.
279
00:11:11,112 --> 00:11:12,862
I learned all about cyberbullying
280
00:11:12,864 --> 00:11:15,948
- on an-idiot-says-what.org.
- What?
281
00:11:15,950 --> 00:11:20,202
I have every embarrassing
video of him on file.
282
00:11:20,204 --> 00:11:23,581
Nelson, you been eating
my cherry lipstick again?
283
00:11:23,583 --> 00:11:25,499
I swear, it wasn't me.
284
00:11:25,501 --> 00:11:27,251
That counts as breakfast.
285
00:11:27,253 --> 00:11:29,712
[LAUGHTER]
286
00:11:29,714 --> 00:11:32,006
I ain't afraid of you or your bodyguard.
287
00:11:32,008 --> 00:11:33,049
Really?
288
00:11:33,051 --> 00:11:35,343
I've also got footage of what you did
289
00:11:35,345 --> 00:11:37,178
to that wounded hummingbird.
290
00:11:37,180 --> 00:11:39,555
No!
291
00:11:40,022 --> 00:11:41,474
I may not have a daddy,
292
00:11:41,476 --> 00:11:44,018
but now you have a daddy.
293
00:11:44,020 --> 00:11:46,771
♪
294
00:11:51,861 --> 00:11:55,196
I can't believe he only lasted two days.
295
00:11:55,198 --> 00:11:57,615
[SOBBING]
296
00:11:57,617 --> 00:12:00,618
[LAUGHTER]
297
00:12:00,620 --> 00:12:02,411
You win.
298
00:12:02,413 --> 00:12:05,081
How may I serve you, master?
299
00:12:05,083 --> 00:12:07,833
Give me your vest.
300
00:12:10,004 --> 00:12:13,255
- Is your shirt just drawn on?
- Yes.
301
00:12:17,512 --> 00:12:19,478
You said a few tweaks!
302
00:12:19,530 --> 00:12:21,488
That house is a complete do-over!
303
00:12:21,490 --> 00:12:23,574
[SIGHS] I'm sorry,
can you give me a minute here?
304
00:12:23,576 --> 00:12:26,744
Are you sure?
I'm about to spend $200,000.
305
00:12:26,746 --> 00:12:29,747
Homer, my friend,
for you I'll forego my commission.
306
00:12:29,749 --> 00:12:31,832
Gil, the sale's yours.
307
00:12:31,834 --> 00:12:33,083
Ha-cha!
308
00:12:33,085 --> 00:12:35,627
Old Gil's finally gonna close.
309
00:12:35,629 --> 00:12:37,504
[CHUCKLES] Just need a pen.
310
00:12:37,506 --> 00:12:41,717
Who's got a pen?
[LAUGHS] Waiting on that pen.
311
00:12:41,719 --> 00:12:43,177
[NERVOUS LAUGH]
312
00:12:43,179 --> 00:12:44,928
Aw, I used to have a pen,
313
00:12:44,930 --> 00:12:46,930
but my wife got it in the divorce.
314
00:12:46,932 --> 00:12:48,599
Hey, no pen, no sale.
315
00:12:48,601 --> 00:12:50,392
Aw, no, no, no!
316
00:12:50,394 --> 00:12:52,102
Dang it. I would have been able
317
00:12:52,104 --> 00:12:54,062
to pay the rent on my shoes.
318
00:12:54,064 --> 00:12:55,898
Just tell me how long your renovation
319
00:12:55,900 --> 00:12:57,483
is really gonna take.
320
00:12:57,485 --> 00:12:59,359
Quite simply,
it depends on how long it takes
321
00:12:59,361 --> 00:13:02,154
the bathroom tile to
arrive from Singapore.
322
00:13:02,156 --> 00:13:04,198
What the...? I thought we were friends.
323
00:13:04,200 --> 00:13:05,991
We drove fast together.
324
00:13:05,993 --> 00:13:07,159
You know what, you're right, Homer.
325
00:13:07,161 --> 00:13:08,911
We'll reduce the noise,
we'll start later,
326
00:13:08,913 --> 00:13:10,204
and while we're working on the house,
327
00:13:10,206 --> 00:13:12,623
why don't you use one of our lambos?
328
00:13:12,625 --> 00:13:14,082
Long as you want.
329
00:13:14,084 --> 00:13:17,085
Oh... my... fob.
330
00:13:17,087 --> 00:13:19,713
[CHUCKLES] So, uh, are we good?
331
00:13:19,715 --> 00:13:23,300
We are, but my wife might
take a little convincing.
332
00:13:23,302 --> 00:13:26,053
Just take her and the family for a ride.
333
00:13:26,055 --> 00:13:27,679
But there isn't enough
room for the kids.
334
00:13:27,681 --> 00:13:28,764
Exactly.
335
00:13:28,766 --> 00:13:32,518
Oh...
336
00:13:32,520 --> 00:13:34,353
I don't get it.
337
00:13:37,399 --> 00:13:40,067
Shall I turn on your seat warmer?
338
00:13:40,069 --> 00:13:42,444
Seat warmer? What's that?
339
00:13:43,364 --> 00:13:44,947
Ooh. Oh.
340
00:13:44,949 --> 00:13:50,661
Well, I guess that renovation
has to end sometime. [CHUCKLES]
341
00:13:51,664 --> 00:13:54,456
♪
342
00:13:55,668 --> 00:13:58,168
- [ALL GROANING]
- Gross.
343
00:13:58,170 --> 00:14:00,963
It's worse than you think.
They're married...
344
00:14:00,965 --> 00:14:03,090
to each other! [MAKES RETCHING SOUND]
345
00:14:03,092 --> 00:14:07,052
Ew. If I ever kiss my husband, shoot me.
346
00:14:08,764 --> 00:14:11,849
Well, well, well, Nelson Muntz.
347
00:14:11,851 --> 00:14:13,851
Do you have the juice box I ordered?
348
00:14:13,853 --> 00:14:15,227
Right here, sir.
349
00:14:15,229 --> 00:14:17,437
Could you insert the straw for me?
350
00:14:17,439 --> 00:14:20,065
Of course, sir. Right away, sir.
351
00:14:20,067 --> 00:14:23,360
Now, you know what to do.
352
00:14:24,697 --> 00:14:27,072
Haw-haw!
353
00:14:27,074 --> 00:14:29,741
[GASPS] My computer is frozen.
354
00:14:29,743 --> 00:14:31,368
Nelson's out of my control.
355
00:14:31,370 --> 00:14:32,703
What did you do?
356
00:14:32,705 --> 00:14:35,330
I found my own nerd.
357
00:14:37,501 --> 00:14:38,876
Hubert Wong?
358
00:14:38,878 --> 00:14:40,335
I thought we were buddies.
359
00:14:40,337 --> 00:14:43,589
He made a compelling case
when he put my face in a toilet.
360
00:14:43,591 --> 00:14:46,758
I'm gonna beat you like
a Hopi spirit drum.
361
00:14:46,760 --> 00:14:49,094
[SCOFFS] Good reference, Lisa.
362
00:14:49,096 --> 00:14:51,972
If it were the celebration
of the Nasanmuya moon,
363
00:14:51,974 --> 00:14:53,765
which it definitely is not.
364
00:14:53,767 --> 00:14:56,184
Ooh. [GROWLS]
365
00:14:56,186 --> 00:14:57,728
♪ Well, he walked up to me ♪
366
00:14:57,730 --> 00:15:00,981
♪ And he asked me if
I wanted to dance ♪
367
00:15:03,360 --> 00:15:04,943
♪ He looked kind of nice ♪
368
00:15:04,945 --> 00:15:08,196
♪ So I said I might take a chance. ♪
369
00:15:10,034 --> 00:15:12,451
And now, for your entertainment,
370
00:15:12,453 --> 00:15:14,745
groundskeeper Willie will try to catch
371
00:15:14,747 --> 00:15:16,747
a greased Martin.
372
00:15:16,749 --> 00:15:19,458
♪ And when he walked
me home that night ♪
373
00:15:19,460 --> 00:15:22,669
♪ All the stars were
shining bright ♪
374
00:15:22,671 --> 00:15:24,296
♪ And then he kissed me. ♪
375
00:15:25,799 --> 00:15:28,258
[WIND WHOOSHING]
376
00:15:33,807 --> 00:15:36,767
Oh, my God.
377
00:15:36,769 --> 00:15:38,602
It blocks out all our light.
378
00:15:42,691 --> 00:15:44,232
[HOMER] I'll handle this.
379
00:15:45,527 --> 00:15:46,860
[THAYER] Hello, you've reached Thayer.
380
00:15:46,862 --> 00:15:47,862
Listen, you charming...
381
00:15:47,863 --> 00:15:49,071
We're doing some minor touch-ups
382
00:15:49,073 --> 00:15:50,530
on casa de Blackburn,
383
00:15:50,532 --> 00:15:52,032
so we're getting away from the dust
384
00:15:52,034 --> 00:15:53,575
and the nightmare of it all...
385
00:15:53,577 --> 00:15:56,411
[ANNE] In Bora Bora.
See you in six weeks.
386
00:15:56,413 --> 00:15:57,621
[DIAL TONE]
387
00:15:57,623 --> 00:15:59,206
- Bora?
- Bora?!
388
00:16:01,752 --> 00:16:03,251
What do we do now?
389
00:16:03,253 --> 00:16:05,509
What neighbors have
done during construction
390
00:16:05,544 --> 00:16:07,089
since the time of the pharaohs:
391
00:16:07,091 --> 00:16:08,882
Sit and mutter.
392
00:16:08,884 --> 00:16:11,426
[MUTTERING INDISTINCTLY]
393
00:16:11,428 --> 00:16:15,097
[HOMER] No good,
two-bit charming son of a gun...
394
00:16:15,099 --> 00:16:17,048
Muttering, eh? Can I join you?
395
00:16:17,050 --> 00:16:18,934
I brought my muttering chair.
396
00:16:18,936 --> 00:16:22,354
- No.
- You stupid, ungrateful...
397
00:16:22,356 --> 00:16:24,773
[BELL TOLLING]
398
00:16:24,775 --> 00:16:27,234
[ALL MUTTERING]
399
00:16:33,659 --> 00:16:35,826
[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS]
400
00:16:35,828 --> 00:16:36,827
[MUSIC STOPS]
401
00:16:36,829 --> 00:16:38,111
Hubert Wong.
402
00:16:38,163 --> 00:16:40,872
Lisa Simpson. It's on.
403
00:16:40,874 --> 00:16:42,249
Nerdo y nerdo.
404
00:16:42,251 --> 00:16:44,542
It's nerdo a nerdo.
405
00:16:44,544 --> 00:16:46,461
Only a nerdo would know that.
406
00:16:46,463 --> 00:16:49,673
A nerda! And it is on.
407
00:16:55,722 --> 00:16:56,888
Why'd you stop?
408
00:16:56,890 --> 00:16:59,432
I just realized this
extracurricular activity
409
00:16:59,434 --> 00:17:01,476
would look bad on a college application.
410
00:17:01,478 --> 00:17:04,229
Wha...? Are you also thinking detente?
411
00:17:04,231 --> 00:17:06,481
I was actually thinking "entente."
412
00:17:06,483 --> 00:17:09,109
Whoa, moving a little fast there, Lisa.
413
00:17:09,111 --> 00:17:12,570
Nerds. What have they ever
contributed to society?
414
00:17:12,572 --> 00:17:15,657
Siri, tell me one thing
that nerds have ever done.
415
00:17:15,659 --> 00:17:18,785
They created me to answer
everyone's questions.
416
00:17:18,787 --> 00:17:20,120
It's a living hell.
417
00:17:20,122 --> 00:17:21,830
Hmm, you know, I can't even remember
418
00:17:21,832 --> 00:17:23,039
what they're fighting over.
419
00:17:23,041 --> 00:17:24,249
Want to go on the teeter-totter?
420
00:17:24,251 --> 00:17:26,042
Meh, why not?
421
00:17:26,044 --> 00:17:28,378
[BOTH] ♪ Seesaw, Marjorie Daw ♪
422
00:17:28,380 --> 00:17:30,547
♪ Jack shall have a new master ♪
423
00:17:30,549 --> 00:17:32,716
♪ He shall make but a penny a day ♪
424
00:17:32,718 --> 00:17:35,385
♪ 'Cause he can't move any faster. ♪
425
00:17:35,387 --> 00:17:37,637
Ah, the old seesaw chant.
426
00:17:37,639 --> 00:17:38,930
When they're finished,
do you want to join me
427
00:17:38,932 --> 00:17:40,098
for an up-and-down?
428
00:17:40,100 --> 00:17:41,308
Get away from me.
429
00:17:41,310 --> 00:17:43,143
[MACHINERY WHIRRING]
430
00:17:43,145 --> 00:17:45,353
[MARGE GRUNTING RHYTHMICALLY]
431
00:17:48,317 --> 00:17:49,566
There's nothing we can do?
432
00:17:49,568 --> 00:17:52,277
We can't stop them? We can't sell?
433
00:17:52,279 --> 00:17:54,946
And God forbid we burn their house down.
434
00:17:54,948 --> 00:17:56,323
Just putting that out there.
435
00:17:56,325 --> 00:17:58,742
- We could never do that.
- No.
436
00:18:00,120 --> 00:18:02,954
Although fires are easy
to blame on Grampa.
437
00:18:04,750 --> 00:18:05,915
Just putting that out there.
438
00:18:05,917 --> 00:18:08,501
You put everything out
there but the trash.
439
00:18:08,503 --> 00:18:10,420
Maybe you could do the trash.
440
00:18:10,422 --> 00:18:12,213
- Just putting...
- Don't say it.
441
00:18:12,215 --> 00:18:13,923
We have an answer.
442
00:18:13,925 --> 00:18:16,042
Wait, you guys are friends now?
443
00:18:16,044 --> 00:18:18,094
I've learned everything
there is to learn about Lisa.
444
00:18:18,096 --> 00:18:20,680
It made me realize if someone
doesn't help her family,
445
00:18:20,682 --> 00:18:22,891
and soon, she's gonna go off the rails
446
00:18:22,893 --> 00:18:24,309
in a very bad way.
447
00:18:24,311 --> 00:18:27,145
And I've learned that Hubert
is desperate for approval,
448
00:18:27,147 --> 00:18:29,397
so I can control him
with pumpkin stickers.
449
00:18:29,399 --> 00:18:31,358
Gimme, gimme, gimme.
450
00:18:31,360 --> 00:18:33,401
Yes. I matter.
451
00:18:33,403 --> 00:18:35,403
Anyway, when I was doxing your daughter,
452
00:18:35,405 --> 00:18:37,113
I learned a very interesting thing
453
00:18:37,115 --> 00:18:38,239
about this street.
454
00:18:38,241 --> 00:18:40,241
Your home sits on the site
455
00:18:40,243 --> 00:18:43,078
where Jebediah Springfield
founded this town.
456
00:18:43,080 --> 00:18:46,414
Eh, we better stop here
'cause the horses are dead.
457
00:18:47,250 --> 00:18:49,209
Spring, field?
458
00:18:49,211 --> 00:18:51,586
We'll call it Fieldspring.
459
00:18:51,588 --> 00:18:54,339
So this street is a historical landmark.
460
00:18:54,341 --> 00:18:57,509
All their renovations are not permitted.
461
00:18:57,511 --> 00:18:59,177
Parenthetically, Homer,
462
00:18:59,179 --> 00:19:00,929
you can never fix your house again.
463
00:19:00,931 --> 00:19:02,263
Win-win!
464
00:19:08,730 --> 00:19:12,232
Attention. I am here to return a car.
465
00:19:12,234 --> 00:19:14,484
Homer, buddy, I thought we were friends.
466
00:19:14,486 --> 00:19:16,194
I've learned that my only true friends
467
00:19:16,196 --> 00:19:18,363
are those tragic souls at Moe's.
468
00:19:18,365 --> 00:19:21,366
Now go fob yourself!
469
00:19:23,078 --> 00:19:24,911
Well, I guess I made a mistake, Homer.
470
00:19:24,913 --> 00:19:27,831
I thought you were a lambo man.
471
00:19:27,833 --> 00:19:29,958
News flash. I was wrong.
472
00:19:29,960 --> 00:19:31,876
You know, I've learned something.
473
00:19:31,878 --> 00:19:35,422
There's no such thing as a "lambo man,"
474
00:19:35,424 --> 00:19:38,383
just rich jerks with stupid cars.
475
00:19:38,385 --> 00:19:39,676
Oh, my God, he's right.
476
00:19:39,678 --> 00:19:42,887
This doesn't make my
junk look any bigger.
477
00:19:42,889 --> 00:19:44,180
You know what? Forget it.
478
00:19:44,182 --> 00:19:46,558
I'm gonna date somebody my own age.
479
00:19:50,730 --> 00:19:53,940
When you have love,
you don't need a fancy car.
480
00:19:57,612 --> 00:19:59,904
[ENGINE BACKFIRES, SPUTTERS]
481
00:20:16,423 --> 00:20:19,883
Someday, young man,
this will all be yours.
482
00:20:23,054 --> 00:20:25,346
♪
483
00:20:28,621 --> 00:20:29,893
- [NEIGHS]
- _
484
00:20:29,895 --> 00:20:32,937
[NARRATOR] That spot became
many things over the years.
485
00:20:32,939 --> 00:20:35,356
An outhouse, a speakeasy.
486
00:20:35,358 --> 00:20:37,233
Six witches were burned
in the front yard
487
00:20:37,235 --> 00:20:38,860
in the 1940s.
488
00:20:38,862 --> 00:20:41,196
Then it was the home of a radical cult,
489
00:20:41,198 --> 00:20:42,780
Reagan campaign headquarters,
490
00:20:42,782 --> 00:20:44,574
which was swallowed by a sinkhole
491
00:20:44,576 --> 00:20:46,242
and then spat back out.
492
00:20:46,244 --> 00:20:48,745
And finally, the home of the Simpsons.
493
00:20:48,747 --> 00:20:51,456
[FUTURISTIC VERSION OF
THE SIMPSONS THEME PLAYS]
494
00:20:57,464 --> 00:20:59,672
What are you looking at?!
495
00:21:32,791 --> 00:21:34,749
Shh.
496
00:21:37,027 --> 00:21:39,999
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