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♪
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I want to know who killed Bunny.
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Tell me about the case.
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CINDA CANNING:
Bloody Mabel Mora.
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We'll uncover the roots
of her violent past,
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not only as victim and witness,
but also as a perpetrator.
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Whatever you think you know about me,
it's not the full story.
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- Girl, your crime is showing.
- [text chimes]
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"Get out of the building now."
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Whose number is this?
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CHARLES-HADEN SAVAGE:
It was you, right? Who texted us
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to get out of the building last night?
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It most definitely was not me.
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I knew it was you.
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LUCY: I think I know how people
are getting into your apartment.
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MABEL MORA:
So, the killer stabs Bunny,
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and then leaves through the hole
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in the bottom of my closet.
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CHARLES: And, during the escape,
drops the matchbook.
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Bunny met with someone here.
Someone who pissed her off.
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OLIVER PUTNAM:
What did they just pick up?
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Nothing. That's where
we keep the matchbooks.
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My DNA came back.
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Half was clearly Mom,
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but the other half was all Greek.
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Greek? No, that can't...
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♪
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♪
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[quiet chatter, phones ringing]
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[elevator dings, doors open]
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- Jimmy? Hi.
- Hey. You Cinda?
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I'm Poppy, Cinda's assistant.
We spoke on the phone.
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Oh. A gentleman.
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Manners are super important to me.
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Great. Uh, well, Cinda's just this way.
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You're gonna love her. She's the best.
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She was so excited about
your story about Mabel. [laughs]
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Uh, not that happened
to you is exciting. It...
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it's... terrible.
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Every time I wanna give
someone the double bird,
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I'm reminded of what Mabel did to me.
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I was just a kid. You know?
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Can't even use chopsticks. Fuck!
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It's really brave of you
to tell your story.
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You ever been with
a nine-fingered man before?
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[laughs] Well, I'm glad that Mabel
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did not chop off your sense of humor.
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[laughs] Okay, so it's just this way.
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Cinda? This is Jimmy Russo.
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CINDA:
Mr. Russo! What a pleasure to meet you.
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Pleasure's all mine.
Thank you for having me.
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Thank you for coming out. I promise
this will be completely painless.
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If you want to have a seat...
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POPPY WHITE:
Ever since I was a little girl,
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I wanted to be great at something.
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But it takes time.
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It takes practice and experience
and paying your dues.
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But most of all, it takes a great mentor.
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Poppy, you're letting
all the loud air in.
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- [quiet phones ringing]
- [mouthing]
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Um, let me hear your side of the story.
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Tell me what you know about Mabel Mora.
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[clears throat, trills]
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- [flat podcast voice]
- From Cinda Canning Productions,
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this is White Noise.
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I'm your host, Poppy White.
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♪
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Our theme this week,
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the stories we tell ourselves.
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What are the little fictions
that ferry us through life?
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[shutter snapping]
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[shutter snapping]
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- MABEL: Hey.
- Oh, yum.
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- Breakfast.
- Hey, smile.
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- [laughs] Why? What?
- [shutter snaps]
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Nothing. Just a good photo.
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[radio playing]
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I've been feeling very inspired lately.
You inspire me.
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- Oh, yeah? Well, what are you working on?
- [shutter snapping]
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It's a surprise.
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- [shutter snaps]
- Um...
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- This looks really delicious. Thank you.
- Mm-hmm.
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- They're empalmes.
- Empalmes.
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My dad and I used to cook them.
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Oh.
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He always used to say to me,
"The perfect egg should never run.
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It should walk."
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- [Alice laughs]
- He said,
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"It shouldn't be in a hurry, Mabel.
It's an egg. Where's it going?"
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That's so cute.
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You never really mention your dad.
What's his deal?
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Oh...
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What have I told you?
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Pretty much nothing.
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I kind of like that.
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Everyone's just so obsessed with my past.
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Maybe that's why I love being with you.
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You're just new.
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And you've made me feel new.
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POPPY:
We tell ourselves we can start over.
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JAN:
People who play with phone cords
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are either teenagers or deeply uneasy.
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Do I make you feel
like a hormonal teenager?
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No. You're uneasy.
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It's just...
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should we be doing this?
We are broken up, after all.
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What? We never broke up.
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Well, I guess I just assumed.
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Why? Because I tried to kill you?
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How many times are you gonna
make me apologize for that?
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You're all I have, Charles.
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Are you really gonna leave me in here,
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- all locked up, and not in a sexy way?
- [rattling]
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I still love you.
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Is that crazy?
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I mean...
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it's a little crazy.
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♪
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But...
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POPPY: We tell ourselves,
this time, it will be different.
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So, apparently, my, uh, son is Greek,
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which means that
I must be Greek, not Irish.
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Surprise! [laughs]
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And of course, it makes,
you know, complete sense
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when you think about the Greeks.
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Founders of Western theater,
father of the public bathhouse.
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Sound like anyone you just met? [laughs]
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[sighs, clears throat]
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POPPY: We tell ourselves
it can't possibly be true.
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Am I nervous that my son isn't my son?
Not at all.
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In fact, the only thing I am nervous about
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is producing enough spit for this test
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because my mouth is so dry right now.
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[exhales]
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Anyone else have a dry mouth?!
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Oliver Putnam?
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Here.
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POPPY: But even the most convincing
fictions have their faults.
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The truth always has a way of--
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[text notification]
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[whispers]
Yes... Yes.
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[lively theme song playing]
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[vocalizing]
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Ripped and corrected by
- YoungJedi -
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- [distant siren]
- [police radio chatter]
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[siren, radio chatter continue]
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He was close.
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He was so goddamn close.
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What do you think?
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Is this your old nemesis, Uncle B?
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Has the Strangler of Slidell returned?
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I thought he was gone, but...
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I want soup!
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Nothing makes sense. My mind is not...
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It's not you, Uncle B.
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It's the world that's lost its mind.
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- Soup!
- And cut!
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- [bell buzzing, set chatter]
- Winner, winner, you deserve dinner!
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- CHARLES: Fantastic.
- That was the one.
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Naomi, amazing.
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- Charles, I think you are wrapped.
- You're a great director.
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- Thank you.
- Thank you. Time for stunts!
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[set chatter continues]
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- Look who's still got it.
- Oh, Joy.
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[laughing] Yes.
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SAZZ PATAKI:
Somebody say "stunts"?
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- [clang]
- Bam! Pataki in the house!
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I think I can roll
a wheelchair across a room.
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Charles, I'm your double.
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It is my job, nay, my purpose,
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to do what you physically cannot do.
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What you emotionally cannot do.
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I really think I could roll a--
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Shh... You sweet,
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soft child of a man.
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Sazz is here!
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Put it on my shoulders.
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- I can handle it. Joy!
- [snapping]
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Drool me up. This Ferrari
needs her premium gas.
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- That was so cool!
- You thought it was cool? Cool.
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Uh, Oliver and Mabel are here.
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Oliver is making a PA get him food.
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What? Thank you, Jeremy. Jacob!
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- No, it's John.
- John. Shit.
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OLIVER: That has to be the killer
with Bunny, right?
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- Hey, what's that they just grabbed?
- Matchbook.
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Matchbook. Maybe this one.
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Is that a fingerprint?
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This is the first piece of evidence
that points to someone who isn't us.
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But what are we supposed to do
with DNA and partial fingerprints?
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Could ask the cops for help.
We do have a friend in the force.
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It's true. Detective Williams texted us
on the roof that night.
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- I still have the number.
- Mm-hmm.
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I don't think I need to explain why,
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- but I should do the texting for the group.
- [Oliver laughs]
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Sorry to interrupt. Charles,
I just gotta grab that wig from you.
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We'll do it in private--
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I don't know why they
make you wear this.
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- You have got a great head of hair already.
- [laughs]
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Everybody,
this is Joy, world-class liar.
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Hey!
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- [both laugh]
- Also, she's the best, uh,
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hair and makeup person in the city,
and, uh, she was on the original Brazzos.
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He dragged me out of retirement.
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My tropical fish are probably really happy
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to have some alone time.
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We did it once.
Those were different times.
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- Different time.
- CHARLES: Yeah.
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Oh, Charles. I keep forgetting.
Here's the hand cream I was talking about.
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It's CBD, so it doesn't get you
stoned or anything, although...
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[slurring]
it does get you a little stoned!
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- [shushes]
- [both laugh]
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Anyway, nice to meet you all.
Charlie, you were great today.
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- Thank you.
- No, really.
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[growls] Uh, Charlie,
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- who's the gentlewoman?
- It's not like that.
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Why isn't it like that, Brazzos?
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Because she's not my type.
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- What, emotionally stable?
- Age-appropriate?
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- Not incarcerated?
- [Oliver laughs]
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Okay, so actually, she's great,
but I'm just not... available.
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Emotionally. You know, I'm single,
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but I'm just not ready to jump
into something. There you go.
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It's true. Y-you should have
a hoe phase first.
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[laughs] Bet.
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You two are banned from interacting.
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- [text chimes]
- Oh, is that me?
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I'm waiting on DNA results
that will ruin my life.
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No. It's Detective Williams.
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She agreed to run prints on the matchbook.
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She says that we can meet up
later today to get it from us.
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- Ooh, good... Yeah.
- Excellent! She is really the best.
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[text chimes]
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"Don't tell anyone else about this.
I'm the only person on the NYPD
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who thinks you're too stupid
to have pulled off this murder."
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A bit rude, but noted.
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I have got to go catch my train
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because someone won't buy me a car.
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I'm kidding. I'm serious tho-- Ooh!
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Are you a real cop or an actor?
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Real cop.
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You look like an actor.
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Bye.
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Detective Kreps wants to see you three
at Bunny Folger's apartment.
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He found something.
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♪
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Well, okay then.
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CINDA: Just get one,
one mic for some room tone.
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- Whoa.
- DETECTIVE KREPS: What's that?
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What is she doing here?
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- [door shuts]
- Alright.
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Good. You're all here.
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I'm glad you could all make it.
I appreciate it.
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Now that everybody's here,
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I want you to know, you need to stop
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fucking podcasting right now!
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Okay, thanks to you,
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we're getting more anonymous tips
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than a Penn Station glory hole.
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Okay, I'm sorry. Are we here
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because you found something
in Bunny's apartment
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you wanted to show us,
or are we just here to--
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To be yelled at!
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Okay, this was supposed to be
a career-making case for me.
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Alright, but you amateurs
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got things so twisted up
that I'm getting calls
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from citizens asking me
to look into a bird?
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A fucking bird?
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The "Parrot Theory"
is what they're calling it.
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This needs to stop right now.
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Detective, do not lump me in with them.
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I can actually help you, if you'll let me.
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Oh, really? The great Cinda Canning
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is going to come waltzing in
to save another case, huh?
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You should be grateful
given your reputation, Detective Kreps.
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Speaking of reputations,
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you'll want to listen to our next episode.
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Interesting story from one...
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- Jimmy Russo.
- Jimmy Russo.
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CINDA: Have you interviewed him yet?
He's an old coworker of Mabel's
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- from her days at Long John Silver's.
- Long John Silver's.
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Are you done interrupting me?
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Oh. Sorry. Just trying to be helpful.
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Oh. Where was that help
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when I mispronounced "Chickashaw,"
Oklahoma, for an entire podcast?
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It's, uh, it's "Chickashay."
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Who is Jimmy Russo?
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He's nobody. He's a liar,
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and he's completely irrelevant
to this case.
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I would argue that he's very relevant.
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Jimmy Russo shows that you have
a tendency to snap.
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♪
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Jimmy's the start of a pattern
that led to Bunny,
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and who knows what you'll do next.
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And to our audience,
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there is nothing more tantalizing
than an unhinged, murderous beauty.
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So that's it? You'd rather
tell a story that's tantalizing
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than the story that's the truth.
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You see, we would never do that!
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I mean, we have, but we try not to.
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No, I tell the truth,
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and the truth is that people
don't wanna spend their commutes
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hearing about run-of-the-mill tragedies.
That's why they listen to me
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because for 52 minutes a week,
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I can scare and surprise
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and, yes, arouse them.
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They trust me to spin a yarn
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from a pretty knitter in Manhattan
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all the way to a missing farm girl
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in "Chickashay."
Shaw. Shay. Shit.
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Now, if you will excuse me,
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I have to finish mixing...
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a pretty damning podcast.
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KREPS:
No, listen to me.
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No more dropping episodes.
You understand me?
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Please. The only thing
I'll be dropping is the hammer of justice.
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Poppy! Get the stuff.
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And remember that line!
I like the thing about the hammer.
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Wow, th-that was something, wasn't it?
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- [door opens]
- CHARLES: Hm.
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Hey, where's Detective Williams?
I figured she'd be here, too.
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Oh, she's in Denver.
She's on maternity leave.
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Excuse me. I-I gotta go take a leak.
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[muttering]
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- Williams is in Denver?
- [door opens]
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On maternity leave?
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Then how was she gonna
meet us here later
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to pick up the evidence?
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Unless...
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we've been texting with someone else.
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[toilet flushes]
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[growls]
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- Hey. Are you okay?
- Yes. Wh-what do you mean?
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Just the way Cinda treats you.
It was really rude,
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especially since you're the one
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- who knows the stuff.
- I'm fine.
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And I don't respond to flattery.
I find it dishonest.
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I mean...
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Can Cinda be difficult?
Does she have a temper?
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Toss the odd stapler from time to time?
Of course. [sighs]
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Pick the stapler up off the ground
and toss it again
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until it hits you in the face?
Show me a genius who doesn't
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toss the odd stapler and then pick it
up again and then toss it again.
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But it's called paying your dues.
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I'm waiting for my break.
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You're not going to get
that break unless you speak up.
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Make it happen.
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Act like a producer, not an assistant.
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♪
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And you should start with Jimmy Russo.
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He's full of shit.
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You would be helping Cinda out
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by keeping that interview off the air.
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And you might earn her respect
in the process, too.
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Cinda does respect me.
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- [Cinda whistling]
- CINDA: Here, girl!
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[awkward laugh] It's an inside joke.
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OLIVER:
Okay, let's not jump to conclusions.
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Just ask Detective Williams where she
wants to meet up and see what she says.
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MABEL: Mm!
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[typing]
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- [sighs, clears throat]
- [sends text]
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[Oliver growls]
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[tapping]
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[text chimes]
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"Can't meet up now, too risky.
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Hide evidence in spot in Morningside Park.
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I'll grab it later"?
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So she can't meet us face-to-face,
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but she can meet us in Morningside Park
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later from Denver?
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♪
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The killer.
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We're texting with the killer!
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00:17:01,438 --> 00:17:03,440
- Ah!
- [clatters]
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00:17:05,651 --> 00:17:07,277
That's my phone.
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00:17:08,695 --> 00:17:10,197
Oh. Sorry...
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OLIVER:
How did this happen?
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We assumed it was Williams
who texted us.
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MABEL:
Well, what do we do now?
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♪
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CHARLES:
I'll tell you what we do now.
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We agree to their terms.
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Season seven, episode 21.
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"The Fake Evidence."
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We tell them we'll put the matchbook
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inside a Stop & Shop bag in a trashcan
outside Morningside Park.
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And then, twist!
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The evidence is fake!
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- Uh, saw that twist coming.
- It was in the episode name.
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00:17:44,606 --> 00:17:46,316
Instead...
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it's a paint bomb.
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- Okay, that I didn't expect.
- CHARLES: Yeah!
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Boom! The bomb goes off,
marking our targets.
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We rush in, make a citizen's arrest!
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00:17:55,492 --> 00:17:57,119
Now, we don't have a paint bomb,
so we can maybe--
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Glitter!
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- Did you say "glitter"?
- Yeah.
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If my years in regional theater
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00:18:02,708 --> 00:18:05,085
and wild orgies have taught me anything,
401
00:18:05,085 --> 00:18:07,671
it's that there is
no getting rid of glitter.
402
00:18:10,465 --> 00:18:11,967
God, I'm clever.
403
00:18:13,844 --> 00:18:16,847
♪
404
00:18:31,528 --> 00:18:32,529
[gasps]
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00:18:36,867 --> 00:18:38,118
Okay.
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00:18:38,702 --> 00:18:41,205
- Everything's in place.
- [sighs] Okay.
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00:18:47,044 --> 00:18:48,754
Now what?
408
00:18:54,092 --> 00:18:57,596
Only Murderers in the Building
is brought to you by Pink Ladle.
409
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410
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for 50% off your first order.
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00:19:03,560 --> 00:19:04,603
[click]
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00:19:04,603 --> 00:19:06,813
- Nice.
- So good. Oh my gosh.
413
00:19:06,813 --> 00:19:08,982
Alright, we can slot
that into the final mix,
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00:19:08,982 --> 00:19:10,859
and we're ready to publish.
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00:19:10,859 --> 00:19:12,069
[chime]
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00:19:12,069 --> 00:19:15,739
Sorry, what is this in my calendar?
"Meeting to set performance review"?
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00:19:16,698 --> 00:19:18,700
- [click]
- Yeah, that's for me. Um...
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00:19:19,326 --> 00:19:22,538
I-- My performance. I was just
thinking that maybe you could
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00:19:22,538 --> 00:19:24,456
review it, and then, um,
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00:19:24,456 --> 00:19:26,917
if you find it adequate,
that you might, uh,
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00:19:26,917 --> 00:19:28,877
- consider promotion. A promotion.
- [click]
422
00:19:30,921 --> 00:19:31,922
Hm.
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00:19:34,550 --> 00:19:35,551
[sips]
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00:19:36,593 --> 00:19:38,887
Luís, what did you think
of that Jimmy Russo interview?
425
00:19:38,887 --> 00:19:41,598
- [click]
- Shit was unreal.
426
00:19:42,808 --> 00:19:44,309
You know, Poppy found that guy.
427
00:19:44,309 --> 00:19:46,854
- [click]
- Fuck, yeah.
428
00:19:47,354 --> 00:19:49,982
Okay, well, I don't normally
consider promotions
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00:19:49,982 --> 00:19:52,276
until year five, but, uh...
430
00:19:52,276 --> 00:19:54,736
Yeah. Let me have a think on it.
431
00:19:57,322 --> 00:19:58,574
Fuck yeah.
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00:19:59,867 --> 00:20:01,118
[giggles]
433
00:20:04,162 --> 00:20:05,956
Why is this taking so long?
434
00:20:05,956 --> 00:20:08,959
When we did this on Brazzos,
it was always the third guy.
435
00:20:10,752 --> 00:20:12,546
This reminds me of the time
436
00:20:12,546 --> 00:20:15,007
when I did Waiting For Lefty
at the Roundabout.
437
00:20:15,549 --> 00:20:17,551
You know, my little Will was there,
438
00:20:19,011 --> 00:20:20,637
waiting for Lefty every night.
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00:20:20,637 --> 00:20:22,639
He was 6 or 7,
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00:20:22,639 --> 00:20:26,518
too young to appreciate the radical
leftist propaganda of Clifford Odets.
441
00:20:27,144 --> 00:20:29,980
The red-baiting, union-busting.
442
00:20:29,980 --> 00:20:31,231
But at the end,
443
00:20:31,231 --> 00:20:33,233
when we would get
the whole audience involved,
444
00:20:34,276 --> 00:20:36,236
Willie loved to lead the shouts of,
445
00:20:36,236 --> 00:20:38,947
"Strike. Strike. Strike."
446
00:20:41,408 --> 00:20:42,826
Like a...
447
00:20:42,826 --> 00:20:45,370
cute little lefty communist.
448
00:20:46,872 --> 00:20:49,249
- It's okay, Oliver.
- I know. I'm fine.
449
00:20:49,249 --> 00:20:51,251
Everything's gonna be okay,
right, Charles?
450
00:20:51,251 --> 00:20:54,129
Sure, buddy.
That DNA test is gonna be fine.
451
00:20:55,088 --> 00:20:56,590
Probably be fine.
452
00:20:58,425 --> 00:20:59,801
Could be bad.
453
00:20:59,801 --> 00:21:01,428
- [text notification]
- Oh, thank God.
454
00:21:01,428 --> 00:21:03,388
- Oh, thank God.
- Oh.
455
00:21:03,388 --> 00:21:04,973
Such supportive friends.
456
00:21:04,973 --> 00:21:07,100
Fuck! She dropped it.
457
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CINDA: [on podcast]
Today on Only Murderers in the Building...
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JIMMY RUSSO: [on podcast]
There we were,
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in the kitchen at the Long John Silver's,
460
00:21:17,152 --> 00:21:18,278
when Mabel,
461
00:21:18,278 --> 00:21:20,948
she just snapped,
chopped off my finger,
462
00:21:20,948 --> 00:21:22,241
chopped it clean off. Like...
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00:21:22,241 --> 00:21:24,368
Bam!
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Gone.
465
00:21:25,911 --> 00:21:28,038
And then she deep fried it.
466
00:21:28,038 --> 00:21:30,624
She served it up like it was nothing.
Like it was a hush puppy.
467
00:21:30,624 --> 00:21:32,209
[crying]
Like it wasn't even my finger.
468
00:21:32,209 --> 00:21:34,503
You lying piece of shit!
469
00:21:34,503 --> 00:21:38,131
CINDA: How would you characterize her
in your own words?
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RUSSO:
Who? Bloody Mabel?
471
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She's a bloody monster.
472
00:21:41,677 --> 00:21:42,886
CINDA:
Stay tuned as we...
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Jimmy was this handsy creep,
474
00:21:44,972 --> 00:21:47,474
and the first time I pushed back, he trips
475
00:21:47,474 --> 00:21:50,477
and gets his grubby little paw
caught in the meat slicer.
476
00:21:50,477 --> 00:21:52,604
CINDA: I'm Cinda Canning.
477
00:21:52,604 --> 00:21:55,023
Only Murderers in the Building
is brought to you--
478
00:21:55,023 --> 00:21:58,694
Okay, let's listen to something else.
Music, anyone? I could go for some music.
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OLIVER:
Jesus, Charles. Who's in Hopestill?
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00:22:01,947 --> 00:22:03,949
Besides all the eligible bachelorettes
481
00:22:03,949 --> 00:22:06,493
of the Hopestill
Women's Correctional Facility?
482
00:22:06,493 --> 00:22:08,161
CHARLES:
Okay, I got, uh,
483
00:22:08,161 --> 00:22:11,748
Kingston Trio and Brothers Four.
Could listen to that.
484
00:22:11,748 --> 00:22:14,293
Charles, please tell me
you're not in contact with Jan.
485
00:22:16,670 --> 00:22:18,297
I'm not in contact with Jan.
486
00:22:18,297 --> 00:22:19,882
What is wrong with you?
487
00:22:20,757 --> 00:22:24,219
- [beep]
- Ooh, the betrayal. Look at him!
488
00:22:24,219 --> 00:22:26,430
So caught.
489
00:22:26,430 --> 00:22:30,350
Probably asking himself
if there's time to concoct a lie.
490
00:22:30,350 --> 00:22:32,060
But, at the same time,
491
00:22:32,060 --> 00:22:35,189
lacking the mental dexterity,
at his late age,
492
00:22:35,189 --> 00:22:37,316
to wrestle one into comprehension.
493
00:22:38,150 --> 00:22:40,777
Okay. I have been talking to Jan,
494
00:22:40,777 --> 00:22:43,572
but it was for the case.
Initially.
495
00:22:43,572 --> 00:22:45,032
Initially?
496
00:22:45,032 --> 00:22:47,367
I think we're just dating now?
497
00:22:48,076 --> 00:22:49,745
Well, she says we never broke up!
498
00:22:49,745 --> 00:22:53,123
She tried to poison you and kill
the entire building. It's implied.
499
00:22:53,123 --> 00:22:54,666
Thank you! That's what I said!
500
00:22:54,666 --> 00:22:56,210
Then why didn't you end it?
501
00:22:56,210 --> 00:22:58,879
Because [sighs]... I-I...
502
00:22:58,879 --> 00:23:00,297
I don't know how.
503
00:23:00,797 --> 00:23:04,009
I'm non-confrontational.
I've never broken up with anyone.
504
00:23:04,676 --> 00:23:07,387
I usually spend one year
getting into a relationship,
505
00:23:07,387 --> 00:23:08,555
one year enjoying it,
506
00:23:08,555 --> 00:23:10,557
and four years trying to get out.
507
00:23:11,308 --> 00:23:14,102
I mean, I'm 75 years old,
508
00:23:14,102 --> 00:23:16,605
and I thought I was in the clear.
509
00:23:16,605 --> 00:23:18,357
♪
510
00:23:18,357 --> 00:23:21,318
I mean, I know I have to
break up with her, but, you know,
511
00:23:21,318 --> 00:23:24,029
Jan is... scary
512
00:23:24,029 --> 00:23:27,574
- [Oliver growls]
- and sexy?
513
00:23:27,574 --> 00:23:29,785
- [rummaging]
- And that makes it difficult to do.
514
00:23:29,785 --> 00:23:30,911
[pop]
515
00:23:30,911 --> 00:23:33,413
I guess my father is at fault?
516
00:23:34,373 --> 00:23:37,668
He abandoned us, and now I can't
bring myself to leave anybody.
517
00:23:37,668 --> 00:23:39,044
[hissing]
518
00:23:39,044 --> 00:23:40,963
She killed my friend.
519
00:23:40,963 --> 00:23:43,465
I know. I know that.
520
00:23:44,591 --> 00:23:45,592
Jeez, Charles,
521
00:23:45,592 --> 00:23:47,386
- you need to get your shit straight.
- Mabel, don't...
522
00:23:47,970 --> 00:23:48,971
Fuck!
523
00:23:50,180 --> 00:23:52,391
- [man yells]
- WOMAN: Hey!
524
00:23:52,391 --> 00:23:55,143
♪
525
00:23:55,143 --> 00:23:56,353
[car doors shut]
526
00:23:56,353 --> 00:23:58,355
[hissing]
527
00:23:58,355 --> 00:23:59,940
Wha...
528
00:23:59,940 --> 00:24:01,733
Jeez, Oliver, what was that?
529
00:24:01,733 --> 00:24:03,026
I call it the Mariah.
530
00:24:03,026 --> 00:24:05,863
It's a-a pound of glitter,
a jar of rubber cement,
531
00:24:05,863 --> 00:24:08,031
and-and just a nugget of C-4.
532
00:24:08,448 --> 00:24:09,741
Well, cool.
533
00:24:09,741 --> 00:24:12,744
There goes our best chance at
catching him and clearing our names.
534
00:24:12,744 --> 00:24:15,873
Generating podcast content
that's worth a damn.
535
00:24:15,873 --> 00:24:19,168
All foiled because of this pussy willow
blowing in the wind.
536
00:24:19,168 --> 00:24:21,170
See you guys later.
537
00:24:21,170 --> 00:24:22,754
Mabel, I'm sorry.
538
00:24:22,754 --> 00:24:23,881
I should have--
539
00:24:23,881 --> 00:24:25,716
I just feel like walking!
540
00:24:25,716 --> 00:24:27,384
I need some space.
541
00:24:27,384 --> 00:24:29,845
♪
542
00:24:30,262 --> 00:24:33,182
She's fine. This happens
every third or fourth episode.
543
00:24:33,182 --> 00:24:36,059
- But you do have to end it with Jan!
- I know.
544
00:24:36,059 --> 00:24:38,562
It's just gonna be hard and unpleasant.
545
00:24:41,356 --> 00:24:43,609
Maybe I don't have to.
546
00:24:43,609 --> 00:24:45,819
- But you do. We just went over it.
- No.
547
00:24:45,819 --> 00:24:47,821
Maybe I don't have to.
548
00:24:50,324 --> 00:24:52,326
Are you good to drive?
549
00:24:57,372 --> 00:24:59,917
CINDA:
Okay, I'm heading out. Any messages?
550
00:24:59,917 --> 00:25:02,503
People are loving the episode.
551
00:25:02,503 --> 00:25:04,796
- Mm.
- Jimmy's a hit.
552
00:25:04,796 --> 00:25:07,758
[laughs] Good job, Poppy!
553
00:25:07,758 --> 00:25:09,885
Oh, Stanley's turning three tomorrow.
554
00:25:09,885 --> 00:25:12,179
Can you write me a card?
He can't read. He won't know.
555
00:25:13,180 --> 00:25:15,182
I-I was wondering,
did you have a chance to, um...
556
00:25:16,683 --> 00:25:19,186
- Uh, what we talked about earlier?
- Earlier?
557
00:25:19,645 --> 00:25:20,771
Oh, earlier,
558
00:25:20,771 --> 00:25:22,940
when you asked for a promotion
in front of Luís
559
00:25:22,940 --> 00:25:25,400
and made everyone really uncomfortable.
560
00:25:26,735 --> 00:25:29,446
Oh... What?
561
00:25:29,446 --> 00:25:31,823
You put me on the spot.
What am I supposed to say?
562
00:25:31,823 --> 00:25:34,159
"No, you're never going to be promoted"?
563
00:25:34,159 --> 00:25:35,953
That would have been awkward.
564
00:25:35,953 --> 00:25:38,830
You are a rock star assistant, Poppy.
565
00:25:38,830 --> 00:25:42,167
The way you pluck
every last piece of cilantro
566
00:25:42,167 --> 00:25:44,211
out of my buffalo chicken bowl.
567
00:25:44,211 --> 00:25:45,754
You're like a surgeon.
568
00:25:46,922 --> 00:25:48,423
[barely audible]
Thank you.
569
00:25:49,216 --> 00:25:51,301
When I was an intern at the Post,
570
00:25:51,301 --> 00:25:54,096
Kay Graham gave me
a great piece of advice.
571
00:25:54,096 --> 00:25:57,599
She said, "Don't be too good
at a job you don't want."
572
00:25:59,268 --> 00:26:00,769
And she was a real cunt.
573
00:26:04,481 --> 00:26:05,816
[alarm buzzes]
574
00:26:06,900 --> 00:26:07,901
[door opens]
575
00:26:13,448 --> 00:26:15,367
Hello again, Charles-Haden S...
576
00:26:15,367 --> 00:26:17,703
...Sazz.
577
00:26:17,703 --> 00:26:19,371
- [door shuts]
- [muffled]
578
00:26:19,371 --> 00:26:20,706
[knocking]
579
00:26:22,416 --> 00:26:24,459
Bear with me here, babe.
I'm almost off-book.
580
00:26:24,459 --> 00:26:26,211
Charles just sent these pages.
581
00:26:26,837 --> 00:26:29,006
- What is that?
- [papers crinkling]
582
00:26:29,006 --> 00:26:30,382
Are those lines?
583
00:26:30,382 --> 00:26:32,634
Roll sound, camera...
584
00:26:33,218 --> 00:26:35,012
Action. Jan...
585
00:26:35,929 --> 00:26:37,222
we need to talk.
586
00:26:37,931 --> 00:26:40,475
It gives me no pleasure
to say this, but...
587
00:26:41,435 --> 00:26:43,187
I think we should see other people.
588
00:26:43,896 --> 00:26:46,398
Is he... A-are you...
589
00:26:47,774 --> 00:26:50,277
He's breaking up with me with you?
590
00:26:50,277 --> 00:26:52,362
This is ridiculous. Where's Charles?
591
00:26:52,362 --> 00:26:55,449
I'm told it's customary to say,
592
00:26:55,449 --> 00:26:57,659
"It's not you.
593
00:26:57,659 --> 00:26:59,578
It's me."
594
00:26:59,578 --> 00:27:02,497
But, come on, let's face it.
It's, like, 80-20 you.
595
00:27:02,497 --> 00:27:04,833
- I'm hanging up.
- Jan.
596
00:27:04,833 --> 00:27:06,627
I don't love you anymore.
597
00:27:07,419 --> 00:27:10,297
I'm sorry. I suggested
as much as the other day,
598
00:27:10,297 --> 00:27:11,465
but I was afraid.
599
00:27:12,090 --> 00:27:14,092
I was afraid of you.
600
00:27:14,092 --> 00:27:16,261
I was afraid of being alone.
601
00:27:16,261 --> 00:27:17,387
♪
602
00:27:17,387 --> 00:27:19,014
But I'm not afraid anymore.
603
00:27:19,389 --> 00:27:20,641
[paper crinkling]
604
00:27:20,641 --> 00:27:22,643
Well, I am still afraid of you.
605
00:27:23,894 --> 00:27:25,896
But I'm not afraid of being alone.
606
00:27:26,730 --> 00:27:29,900
And... I don't want to hurt you.
607
00:27:30,776 --> 00:27:32,819
[sighs] But this is goodbye.
608
00:27:33,278 --> 00:27:34,279
[Jan gasps]
609
00:27:35,447 --> 00:27:38,742
I'll never forget all that you taught me.
610
00:27:39,660 --> 00:27:42,538
The anatomy of your bassoon.
611
00:27:43,872 --> 00:27:45,374
The long joint.
612
00:27:46,250 --> 00:27:48,168
The butt joint.
613
00:27:48,168 --> 00:27:49,628
The crook.
614
00:27:51,213 --> 00:27:52,256
[papers crinkle]
615
00:27:53,340 --> 00:27:55,634
Gets pretty porny.
616
00:27:55,634 --> 00:27:56,885
Doing anything for you?
617
00:27:57,845 --> 00:28:00,347
- Oh, yeah.
- Well, then I'll continue.
618
00:28:00,347 --> 00:28:01,473
[flips page]
619
00:28:02,474 --> 00:28:03,725
Hello?
620
00:28:05,686 --> 00:28:06,937
Alice?
621
00:28:06,937 --> 00:28:08,355
- [sizzling]
- MAN: ...these are ready.
622
00:28:08,355 --> 00:28:10,190
Apparently, the yolk is supposed to...
623
00:28:10,190 --> 00:28:12,317
"walk not run," whatever that means.
624
00:28:12,317 --> 00:28:14,236
Sorry, I'm getting into character.
What did you say?
625
00:28:14,236 --> 00:28:15,904
What the fuck?
626
00:28:15,904 --> 00:28:17,698
[egg sizzling]
627
00:28:17,698 --> 00:28:18,740
- Hey.
- Hey.
628
00:28:20,576 --> 00:28:21,827
[barely audible]
Hey.
629
00:28:23,203 --> 00:28:25,205
WOMAN: [whispers]
Oh my effing G, is that her?
630
00:28:25,205 --> 00:28:28,208
♪
631
00:28:35,424 --> 00:28:36,925
[object clatters]
632
00:28:39,303 --> 00:28:41,346
ALICE:
Let's just try that again.
633
00:28:42,681 --> 00:28:43,807
Okay, the way you just said "14,"
634
00:28:43,807 --> 00:28:46,810
I want you to say "savage" like that.
Like...
635
00:28:46,810 --> 00:28:49,396
Like it's your last breath.
Okay, try that.
636
00:28:49,855 --> 00:28:51,857
- [shutter snapping]
- Okay.
637
00:28:53,025 --> 00:28:54,067
Alice.
638
00:28:54,693 --> 00:28:56,612
Mabel? What are you doing here?
639
00:28:57,779 --> 00:28:59,156
MABEL:
What am I...
640
00:29:00,490 --> 00:29:01,992
This is my apartment.
641
00:29:01,992 --> 00:29:04,995
I'm sorry. You weren't meant
to see it like this. Not yet.
642
00:29:04,995 --> 00:29:06,538
Let me explain. Um...
643
00:29:07,331 --> 00:29:08,957
I was just trying to help.
You know, I was looking
644
00:29:08,957 --> 00:29:10,501
at your trauma through a fine-art lens.
645
00:29:10,501 --> 00:29:13,128
[muffled] I was going for something
more photo-realistic...
646
00:29:13,128 --> 00:29:14,922
♪
647
00:29:14,922 --> 00:29:17,591
[fading, echoing]
Mabel? Mabel? Are you okay?
648
00:29:17,591 --> 00:29:19,593
Mabel? Let me explain!
649
00:29:20,677 --> 00:29:22,179
Mabel!
650
00:29:23,972 --> 00:29:24,973
[pop]
651
00:29:27,726 --> 00:29:29,228
[sprays, puts down bottle]
652
00:29:30,187 --> 00:29:31,438
[squishing]
653
00:29:34,775 --> 00:29:38,070
Okay, so they said
DNA results in 36 hours,
654
00:29:38,070 --> 00:29:39,404
and here I am, refreshing my inbox.
655
00:29:39,404 --> 00:29:41,114
I got nothing.
656
00:29:41,114 --> 00:29:42,616
I'm a mess, Charles.
657
00:29:42,616 --> 00:29:44,284
All I want is a soothing bowl of tzatziki,
658
00:29:44,284 --> 00:29:47,079
but Greek food is triggering
for me right now.
659
00:29:47,079 --> 00:29:49,957
What if I lose my son
and my dips in a single day?
660
00:29:49,957 --> 00:29:50,999
[sighs]
661
00:29:53,585 --> 00:29:56,630
Yes. You can stay here
until your email comes.
662
00:29:56,630 --> 00:29:58,215
Thank you.
663
00:29:58,215 --> 00:30:00,050
And while we wait,
664
00:30:00,050 --> 00:30:02,010
maybe I can introduce you
to the wide world
665
00:30:02,010 --> 00:30:04,012
of South American salsas.
666
00:30:04,805 --> 00:30:06,056
Huh?
667
00:30:06,056 --> 00:30:07,599
Ecch...
668
00:30:07,599 --> 00:30:10,018
[phone ringing]
669
00:30:10,018 --> 00:30:12,437
♪
670
00:30:13,856 --> 00:30:15,649
- Hello?
- POPPY: [on phone] Hi. It's Poppy.
671
00:30:15,649 --> 00:30:17,651
Poppy White? I wanted to apologize--
672
00:30:17,651 --> 00:30:19,361
Hey, right now's not a good time.
673
00:30:19,361 --> 00:30:21,196
Actually, it's the worst fucking time.
674
00:30:21,196 --> 00:30:24,199
I didn't stand up to her, um,
but you have to understand
675
00:30:24,199 --> 00:30:26,660
Cinda is like a monster and a goddess.
676
00:30:26,660 --> 00:30:28,537
It's, um, it's hard to explain.
677
00:30:28,537 --> 00:30:30,664
- I have to go, okay?
- POPPY: Oh, wait! Um...
678
00:30:30,664 --> 00:30:32,332
She didn't finish college.
679
00:30:32,332 --> 00:30:33,458
[door closing beep]
680
00:30:33,458 --> 00:30:34,835
Who? Cinda?
681
00:30:34,835 --> 00:30:36,962
Yeah, I'm pretty sure
she dropped out, and, um,
682
00:30:36,962 --> 00:30:37,963
and her teeth aren't real.
683
00:30:37,963 --> 00:30:41,216
- What are you talking about?!
- POPPY: Cinda is a liar,
684
00:30:41,216 --> 00:30:43,719
and-and it goes way deeper
than dental implants.
685
00:30:43,719 --> 00:30:47,598
I mean, you were right.
She will do anything to tell a good story.
686
00:30:47,598 --> 00:30:49,766
Trust me, you learn a lot about a woman
687
00:30:49,766 --> 00:30:51,476
when you manage her calendar.
688
00:30:51,476 --> 00:30:53,478
And she's got her sights on you now, so...
689
00:30:54,271 --> 00:30:58,066
if you and those old men need
my help, please, let me know.
690
00:30:58,066 --> 00:30:59,568
I know where all the bodies are buried.
691
00:30:59,568 --> 00:31:01,987
And there are lots of bodies.
692
00:31:02,821 --> 00:31:05,324
Uh, so to speak. Okay...
693
00:31:05,324 --> 00:31:08,202
[music crescendo]
694
00:31:09,077 --> 00:31:10,329
Hello?
695
00:31:11,496 --> 00:31:12,539
Mabel?
696
00:31:12,956 --> 00:31:14,708
And they just put the mango
right in there?
697
00:31:14,708 --> 00:31:17,336
- CHARLES: Comes like that.
- It's ingenious.
698
00:31:17,336 --> 00:31:18,837
- Mm!
- [text notification]
699
00:31:20,881 --> 00:31:23,091
What do you need? A hug?
700
00:31:23,091 --> 00:31:24,593
Personally, I don't like hugs, but...
701
00:31:27,179 --> 00:31:29,640
- Oh. It's just Will.
- Hm.
702
00:31:29,640 --> 00:31:32,392
Look at that. My-my son sent me a video.
703
00:31:32,392 --> 00:31:34,353
- [grunting]
- [crowd screaming]
704
00:31:34,353 --> 00:31:38,106
MAN: Yo! Bloody Mabel sighting number two!
She just stabbed some dude!
705
00:31:38,106 --> 00:31:40,234
[overlapping screaming, chatter]
706
00:31:40,234 --> 00:31:41,693
[Mabel panting]
707
00:31:41,693 --> 00:31:44,988
[panicked chatter continues]
708
00:31:44,988 --> 00:31:48,075
[You Are Not Alone by Mavis Staples]
709
00:31:48,075 --> 00:31:49,201
[video stops]
710
00:31:49,201 --> 00:31:50,786
I'll take that hug now.
711
00:31:59,044 --> 00:32:01,755
♪ You're not alone ♪
712
00:32:02,756 --> 00:32:05,300
♪ I'm with you ♪
713
00:32:06,426 --> 00:32:08,929
♪ I'm lonely too ♪
714
00:32:14,059 --> 00:32:17,062
♪ What's that song? ♪
715
00:32:21,650 --> 00:32:24,152
♪ Can't be sung ♪
716
00:32:25,696 --> 00:32:28,699
♪ By two ♪
717
00:32:34,663 --> 00:32:36,665
♪ A broken home ♪
718
00:32:38,375 --> 00:32:40,377
♪ A broken heart ♪
719
00:32:42,337 --> 00:32:45,841
♪ Isolated and afraid ♪
720
00:32:46,925 --> 00:32:49,928
♪ Open up, this is a raid ♪
721
00:32:50,596 --> 00:32:53,390
♪ I wanna get it through to you ♪
722
00:32:54,349 --> 00:32:57,352
♪ You're not alone... ♪
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