All language subtitles for E.B.C.S01E16.Backstage Pleasures - First Tour, Fresh Desires

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Room Magic said Lili's energy

is really fun in this episode.

I'm starting to get a feel
for her personality now

and I like that she takes
up space and she makes

that cream puff chair her bitch.

- Yeah.

- Which she did. I believe
she sat on that one.

- I will say that I've
known Lili for a while.

Lili makes literally
every chair her bitch.

- She does!
- The way she sits is crazy.

And Lili we love it.

- Yeah. We love you, keep it up.

Miles, who's pronous are he/ him said

just listened to Cream for Step Father.

I miss Rekha.

But all the special guests
has been super lovely

while she's gone.

- I missed you too Miles.

- Stan said I can't stop
listening to you guys,

very entertaining.

Can you invite Grant O'Brien more often?

- Yes!
- No, we can't.

- And I meant yes, we can't.

- Yes, we cannot.

He's booked and we're all booked-up.

So, it can never happen.

But, speaking of books booked,

we're gonna talk about
the book for this week.

"Backstage Pleasures:

"First Tour, Fresh Desires."

This is from the tour of sin book series.

This is book one by Tanya Colt.

This is all about backstage
pleasures being on the road.

So, of course as always
we had to get some experts

in here to help contextualize
what we're reading.

Cause me and Rekha are two big dumb idiots

and we don't know anything about anything.

We've experienced nothing
but sitting in these chairs

and not making them our bitches.

yes.

- So, we have with us
an expert concert go-er,

Laurie.

- Hi, I've been to so many concerts

actually between five and seven...

- Wow!
- Wow! Could it be a six?

Or are we not sure?

- It could be a...

I don't know if a couple of
them count as concerts or

you know, jam sessions.

- Interesting.
- Cool.

- Yeah. But jam sessions
are a part of concert.

- Yeah!

- It's under the umbrella.

- Yeah! I think.

- I mean you're already
using so many terminology.

- Sound a biss.

- You're in the biss.

Speaking of biss,

we also have another expert here

on Rock and Roll as a whole.

- Mm hmm.

- Please welcome, Chad!

Hi!

Hi guys. Hi.

Yeah, I'm an expert on Rock and Roll.

- Waw.

- So, any questions about rock or roll

or anything like that.

- Wow! Just go through some facts.

Like your top...
- Top facts.

- Your top facts!

So, the guitars are huge in the business.

- Do you mean size wise or like popular?

I think size.

The guitars are bigger than we think.

- Yeah!

A lot of people...

- And depending on the person holding it

they can look bigger.

- Yeah. They're already big.

- Yeah. Their baby has one that
looks way bigger than one of

an adult does.

- Yeah.

- That's really, who's
the expert Chad or Jess?

- I'm just saying. I gave
a different perspective.

I'm an artist so I know these things.

- Okay, so guitars are big what else?

- Guitars are, and amps.

- Oh sure. Yeah.

- It's, yeah.

Amps are like a part of...
- For fans at home if

they don't know what an amp is.

It's.

It's short for amplifier.
This is real, this is real.

This is short for amplifier

and what it does it makes the music

that you're playing bigger.

- Wow!

So, you know that like
concept Michelle Obama has

on amplification?

- Yeah.

- When you're like when a woman
says something you be like,

like Jess said.

That's what an amp is doing

but for a guitar.
- She must be, yeah,

referencing that.

- Yeah.

- Like that's referencing her.

- Who came? Who came first?

Michelle Obama or amp?

- I hope Michelle.

Yeah, I think so.

- All right, if you did not
have the pleasure of reading

Backstage Pleasures here
is some character names

that you might hear.

We have our beautiful rock
and roll leading lady,

Ellie.

We have the guitarist

who's British

and described as cute, Rodger.

Kyle, the drummer from Cali.

Andy, who is a groupie in the crowd.

We'll see what comes of him.

Eric,

the bassist.

And then Alice and Cindy.
Two other groupies.

- Which I would like to
say are two characters

in the Brady Bunch.

- Oh, yeah.
- Oh, yeah.

- That's all I have to add.
- Wow!

- I wish I would have had that in my head

when I as reading the series.
- Right?

You think of the housekeeper
and the youngest daughter.

- Yeah!

- I only think of The Brady Bunch movie

when she sleeps in the fridge.

Because she lives in there.

- Yeah.
- Yeah.

- I get it, yeah.
- I like that part.

So, we meet Ellie and she
kind of gives us a back story

of how she became to be the rock and roll

goddess that she is.

And she never really meant
for it as most protagonist

in these books don't.

They have have no ambitions of their own

because that will be rude.

- Personal ambitions are a sin

and you should stop having them.

Especially if you're a woman.

America, I'm making a call to action.

Women need to stop having ambitions.

Don't admit what you want,
just let it happen to you.

- She really emphasized how
important her brothers were

for her.

And often!

- I don't know their names
and the amount of time

that she mentioned them made it seem that

like they we're going to fuck.

I thought I was , yeah.

- Wow! I did not have
that impression at all.

- She brought up her
brothers during one of like

the sex scenes.

So, like right after or right before.

She was like my brother was
there and then, and then

blow a guy right over there.
- Yeah, cause her brother

came to one of her concerts.

- Yeah, yeah.

- Oh, that's right!

She said my brother didn't
show up and she was really

upset that day.

- Yeah, yeah.

- Oh.

Wow!

- Yeah.

- Did you get the vibe that
she was gonna fuck her brother?

- No, another thing I wish was in my head

when I was reading this. I
feel like I've missed out on...

- You wish Gregg and Peter had fought.

- Did Gregg and Peter fight?

Alice and Cindy all of
them together in one room.

One big concert.

- Not to keep bringing
up The Brady Bunch really

but there's a scene were the
two eldest ones in the sequel

are almost about to kiss
and I remember the kid

thinking it was so hot.

- But they did date in real life.

Maureen McCormick and Barry...

His name...

It sounds like Barry White
but it's Barry Williams.

- Is that what that joke is eluding to?

- Yes, I think so.

Yeah, there was a lot of talk about them.

- Oh, I just thought
because they were siblings

you know, it's funny.

Oh, it was. But no they...

- You're right.

- It's okay.
- I got it.

- No, that's good.

- But yeah they were totally hooking up.

- Yeah.

- Co-stars.

- I used to remember there was a curtain

and you can see their silhouettes.

And that felt like big

as a kid too.

There were a lot of movies
were you saw the silhouette

of somebody and if someone
else is looking at and

they were like.

- To me weird back lit
rooms where you can see

people's shadow through the sheets.

- Have you guys ever seen that in life?

- No.

Well,

showers.

- Like, fucking?
- Showers.

- Showers.

- But my shower curtain
is like pretty opaque.

- Yeah.

Yeah, I guess you're right.

And my shower doesn't have
like a light in it that show.

- Yeah, that's what I
mean. It's a back lit.

Like, you have to...

Cause silhouette if you were
to do that it will take effort

to light that.
- Yeah. You need a film crew.

- Yeah.
- I just like that in life.

If what...
- To watch it or to be in part

of the silhouette?

- Both!

Maybe even be it.
- That's a good metaphor.

Yeah, you wanna be it.

- I do, I dare.

Yeah, see? Women don't have
ambition. Jess...

- Yeah, if I just happen to

stumble into it maybe.
- Just let it happen Jess.

- Yeah, but I certainly
don't have the talent

that I know of.

- Oh, can I also mention so...

Cause we're talking about the names.

I don't think we learn
the main character's name

until like eight pages.

- We only learn it in
the context of one of her

first hook ups when he's like

I'm whatever and she's like

I'm Ellie.

- That happens all the
time in these books too

where I have to go back
to my first page of notes

and write their name.

How do we do that bet...

Can they just say my name is blank

the first time of every book.
- I'm with the story.

I wish it was.

Lolita.

- Opening this book felt like just like

walking into someone already
having a conversation

and she's like...

- You close it and then it stops talking

and then you open it just like...

- She's like, and then...
- Well, since all the

important stuff there
not harping on us later.

Like she doesn't go
into great details about

forming this band or being on the road.

It's always like,

and then I had a vocal
coach who was six foot

and I think maybe she was
a lesbian but I don't know.

I'll never talk about her again.

- Yeah. That and like my
brothers didn't have same

talent but I did.

Anyway, I became the front
woman of a very successful

band who sold out a 35000 person arena.

- When, what, how?

- It's all...

The book is 33 pages and that
was like three paragraphs.

- Yeah.

As soon as she starts
talking about sex though

she gets so detailed.

- But not even as detailed as
I would like compared to...

But compared to,

yes.

Like, it's like the proportion
of this text that is sex.

- So, she learns her brothers play guitar.

She doesn't really know a lot about guitar

or like playing it but
that's how she learns

a lot about rock and roll.

And then,

guitars as we've mentioned before.

And then,

But she can sing.
- Huge!

Life size creatures.

- She gets a vocal coach.

I wrote this down.

I was sure that she was
a lesbian or something

but I never knew for sure.

And I was like what an odd sentence.

She was sure but I was never sure.

And then, we truly never
hears from this woman again.

So, she goes to a concert
at like a local place

and she sees this band, The Mudslingers,

which she says is a terrible name.

And they have this lead
singer who just sucks

but the band rocks.

This female lead singer.

And her friends sets it up where she gets

to meet with this band
and the band is like

our lead singer is a drunk and we hate her

and so we're gonna have
you be the lead singer.

And I instantly felt so
bad for that other singer.

I was like is no one in
her life supporting her?

- Also, isn't getting drunk
huge in rock and roll?

I know it's huge in concerts.

- Absolutely. On both sides of it. Yeah.

- It's a big part of it.

It should be celebrated
getting like sloppy drunk.

- Well, and if they're
saying she went too far in a

rock and roll lifestyle is
like she must really have

a problem.

- No such thing almost, right?

- That's kinda the story
I wanna hear to be honest.

Is that woman, yeah.
- I wanna follow this other

woman and who she screws.

- And who she's been betrayed by.

I mean everyone in her life it seems.

- And I thought is it also this band?

Do they all just fuck these woman and then

like throw them out?

- Yeah.

- It sounds like it.

- It's gonna be the cycle of Ellie?

- That's what I thought.

It was like is she going into

a same situation?
- Wow!

- Yeah.

- How far does
- That's sad

- the tour of sin go?

- That's,

wow, the ultimate sin.
- Well perhaps

we're reading too much.

- No, no. She...

- No, we typically don't do that.

- No, we typically don't do that.

This books end at the gluttony.

We're going to get to the final sin.

- Which are seven sins!

- Listen to...

And actually that's kind
of a cool idea for a tour.

Each concert is like a
different sin or swath

then everyone shows up.

- So, she gets with the
band and she instantly

did change their name to Ninth Quarter.

- Which is so much
better than Mudslingers.

- Wow! Here is a question
Jessica and I were talking about.

- Yeah. You guys didn't get
the chance to look it up.

We did before hand.
- We had a chance

to look it up and still have the question.

What is the Ninth Quarter
referring to a sport or something?

- What sport do you think quarters are in?

- Oh, I was thinking about
it in terms of weight.

- Wait, what?

- Yeah, like...

- I lost my ninth quarter of a pound.

- Like, like weed. I don't know.

- Like a trimester?

- Oh, like weed.

- This is my ninth quarter of
weed today is how I took it

naturally.
- I thought of it like coins.

- I thought it meant like the final...

I thought in, at since it
was like a direct synonym for

final hour.

Like 11th hour.

- Exactly. That's what I thought.

- But then I was like

ninth quarter, like,

do they mean inning?

And like I don't know
shit about sports but like

quarters are in basketballs.

But for...
- I think football.

- In football.

- But, wait. Gridlock football
remember we looked up?

- Great iron.

- Great iron. Correct.

No, gridlock is when there's
traffic on the field.

- What is that?

- That's when there's traffic
and you don't play football.

- Yeah, that's soccer here.

- But basketball is four quarters
cause that makes a whole.

So, if you have nine
that's two and a quarter.

- Maybe that's all the
joke and we don't get it.

Maybe it's supposed to be

ninth as in baseball but
- That is...

There are no jokes.
- quarters in football.

But there's quarter in basketball too.

- Yeah, but that's what I said.

I don't know what a ninth quarter...

Like that's not a term that I...

Like again, 11th hour I'm like
oh yeah that registers to me.

- Well, she said they partied.
- I think there's a third

take on that, yeah.

- They partied so hard
after a jam session,

not a concert.

- That's under the umbrella.

- Yeah, they do.

they were almost at
the end of the ninth quarter.

Yeah, it sounds like weed
to me. I don't know.

- Also it's interesting almost at the end

of a thing we made.

- She...

I was sure she was a lesbian
but I wasn't sure.

Lots of qualifiers.

- Well, the good thing is
it's a book so it's always

open to interpretation that

I don't know all the answer.
- That is actually

a good thing.

- So, they played...

Oh, they paid colleges up
and down the west coast

and then that's how they got to open for

one of the biggest rock and
roll acts that there is,

Chemical Sanity.

- And know I will say as an improviser,

all of these names do sound
like improv team names.

- Mm hmm, they do yeah.

- They are like, uh two things.

- Chemical Sanity?

- Chemical Sanity.

- I'm not saying it's a good name,

- It sounds like...
- It's just like two words

which is what an
- It sounds like a...

- improv team name does.

- Yeah. It sounds like a newer
improv team that are like,

we did like a word exercise,

a pattern exercise. And
that's what we came up with.

- My friend and I were playing rock band

and we had to come up with a name

and we just couldn't
decide and I'm like on

the count of three we're
each gonna say a word

and that's the name.

And on three she said crap
and I said Soraya sisters so

we named the band sis Soraya is crap.

And that's immediately
what I thought of with

Chemicals Sanity.

It just sound like two words.
- It becomes one of these...

It's also like someone who's
insane and then they take

a pill and now they're better.
- Yeah, chemically altered

to be sane.
- So, it's just like a

medicated person.

- Lexipra.

- It's lexipra.
- It does. It just sounds like

something that's...

Cause rock and roll feels like
it should be out of control

and that sounds very in control.

- Just like...
- proper.

- Yeah!

- It's like part of the straight edge.

- The edge.

- Like, movement right?
- Oh.

- But wait a minute.

Cause later...
- So yeah. We're so hardcore

that we can't look around.

- Well yeah, I don't know
how straight edge they are

because then after their first

gig

the leader of Chemical Sanity
comes up to Ellie and says

you're amazing.

Wanna fuck?

- Oh yeah. Very direct. What do we think?

- You like that? I can tell you liked it.

- I do like it.

I really like it.
- At a concert.

Wait. Okay, you're a concert go-er.

- I'm a concert go-er.

- Okay, what's your favorite band?

Are you allowed to say? Who knows? Yes.

- Sure. They're called The Born Ruffians.

They're from Canada.

- Okay.
- Awe.

- So, excluding your personal
relationships currently,

the lead singer makes
- Oh, fuck!

eye contact with you

on stage and goes

wait, stop the music.

Everyone shut up. Stop the music.

everyone shut up?

- Oh my God.

This sounds embarrassing.

- You are embarrassing me!

- Points to you and goes
you, what's your name?

- Laurie.

- Do you want to fuck?

- Did you get it wrong?

- Laurie fucks him immediately.

that's right.

You got this!

You ? Girl you got this!

You've got this! Your whole
team is egging you like

you got this girl!

He goes, you wanna fuck?
Or you, do you like that?

- Game. Yes. Totally. Immediately.

Yes, please take me I don't
care however you want it.

- This isn't apples to apples though.

This isn't...

Because she just

she performed.
- Se just performed.

- And if someone came up to
me and said you're amazing

I would have said thank you.

And then say, you wanna fuck?

And I was like, dude you
really think I was amazing?

- Jessica, you're right.

And thank you for calling me out on this.

Laurie, you're at Maude Night

which is a sketch night at UCB here.

Okay, you're a writer there right?

- A writer, yeah.

Joe.

Joe.

- Okay, are we substituting
like he's vibe with

the lead singer of The Born Ruffians.

- Yes. Just this sexiest
improviser you can think,

Joe.

- The sexiest improviser you
can think of comes up to you

and goes wow did you
write that closing sketch?

You're awesome.

- Did I brag it in?

- You know, it's not even that though.

It's, do you wanna fuck?

- And then, do you wanna fuck.

Yeah, I think I'm down.

I think I'm in for it.

I love it.
- I love it.

- Okay! It's very direct.

What about you Chad?
- I don't operate that way.

- I don't either.
- Interesting.

- I need like flirting and stuff.

I can't...
- I need flirting.

- I can't just be like
yeah and then go fuck.

- That is flirting. It's
just like accelerated.

- Imagine...

I guess, imagine mutual
respect for their work.

Like there are definitely like
people who's work I admire

and it's like in some fantasy
world it is really hot

that they're like, hey you wanna fuck?

Yeah!

Cool!

- I think even if there's a
little bit of eye flirting

it doesn't needs to be
talking but a little

looking back and forth
- Oh, I can do well with some

eye flirting.
- a little bit for the night

and then that final

let's get up and go.
- I love some eye flirting.

- I'd be like okay, we get it.

What are we gonna say where
are you from where I am from?

Who gives a shit, you know?

- What's everyone's eye flirt?

- Eye flirt. Sorry for
those of you listening.

Well, I'll try to describe them.

- Yeah, subscribe to Dropout.

- Okay, here's my eye flirt.

- Okay.
- Oh.

- two pulses.
- You know what it is?

It's a fan that's on
oscillation and it's blowing

in your face periodically.

- Yeah.

She's like trying to make
eye contact but it's like...

- Yeah, like the sun. Like a
have a bug flying into my eye.

- I like to do a little
bit of the eye closed

and then give it to you
from the side.

- That's good, that's good.
- You don't worry about...

- Yeah.

Like I heard once that like

a lot of people in movies
when they're about to

kiss someone they go like this.

They look from the lips to the eyes.

- Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

- Looking at the lips...
- Oh Rekha!

I someone sitting
Looking at the lips.

- next to Rekha.

That's pretty cool.

- What about you Chad?

- I do like a really intense.

I just do like a sustained
- No blink.

- eye contact.

- I like it.

It makes me feel small. I like it.

- That's what they say she was unblinking.

- That's so...

I thought of like an American
girl doll that hasn't

tip its head over yet like...

It don't blink.

- That doll wants to fuck me.

Look at its bucked teeth.

- So, but she's a bit more

not prude

but all the other guys
on the tour are really

indulging in the different girls.

They have girls coming up all the time.

There's

I think

Carl is the stage manager
who the guys while they're

playing their big old
guitars appoint to somebody

and then just have them come
back stage waiting for them.

And she hasn't done that
yet until this concert.

Oh, she's out there rocking
it. Singing her heart out.

- Okay.

- And she's on a power
ballet called what you want

and she sees the sexiest guy she's ever

seen.

- We will say there is
a typo and it does say

the sexist guy.

- The sexist

sexist guy I've ever seen.
- I didn't notice that.

They just.

- It was great.

- Six foot
- The sexist guy...

The most sexist guy I've
ever laid my eyes on.

- I read this part and
knew Rekha would like it.

Somewhere between...

She was trying to, you
know, describing his looks.

Somewhere between Slavic and Nordic.

- So, white. Right?
- Yeah.

- It's very...
- There's so little space

between Slavic and Nordic.
- Someone between European

and Alaskan.
- Lebron's between Slavic

and Nordic.

There are a lot of views, okay?

An exotic mix of Danish and Finnish.

He's skin nearly turns
loosed every rain reservoir.

Eyes clear.

Hair clear.

- This birthday look too.

A snake tattoo sneaking down from his back

to his belly button.

- Did it say?

- I could see it because
he had his shirt off.

- Yeah.

- Yeah, we know!

Like, he had a tattoo on his butt cheek.

I could see it cause his
pants were pulled down and his

was out.

- He would move in me.

- Did it say snake tattoo?

- Yeah.
- Or did it say it's...

- Oh it's snaking down I
imagined it as a snake.

- Well, maybe I...

That was a detail. It was a snake?

- No, snaking down.
- A snaking.

Cause that was a detail I was
- Snaking down.

- like that's where
writing comes into place.

- But, what should it have been?

- Yeah, like just say what the tat...

He had the most wonderful tattoo.

Let's move on.
- It was a ladder.

Yeah.

- I thought it was a snake
tattoo. I read it as a snake.

I envisioned it as a snake
tattoo with like the tongue

coming out on the belly button.

- What are other things that
can snaked down? Like a pipe?

- A playground slide.

A playground slide of
Mario a spaghetti

a pieces.

- A big dick.

- With the little meat
ball for his belly button.

The arena was hot and I was dripping.

Isn't that crazy?

I never thought of singers getting of

while they were singing.

- Me either.

- But I guess they do all the time.

- Or did she mean like face sweat, right?

- Well, she meant vagina.
- Well, I though she meant

her pussy.

- I think she meant her
vagina was dripping.

- For sure!

- And then that also made me
wonder what she was wearing.

- It was hot and I was sweating profusely.

- Because of the heat!

- I gotta talk to Carl about
getting an air conditioner

in here.

- Well, some stage manager
he is! I need a fan.

- Concerts get hot. It's one
of the things about them.

- Yes.
- Oh, wow.

Now that's true.

- But it did make me wonder
again another thing of like

this would have been a sexy
detail in addition to what

like the tattoo is like.

I did wonder what she was wearing.

I'm like oh is she
wearing like a cool skirt

like a leather skirt situation.

Like pants like ripped like destroyed.

Cause like she's dripping.

I don't know it felt more like it's...

That's such a visceral description.

I really wanna know what her outfit was.

- I imagined she was the
lead singer of Paramore.

- Oh.

- And then this again I'm
casting as Jason Momoa.

- Oh, wow.

- Who I do often.

- You're a visual reader.

- I always like to cast them.

In case I ever wanna green
light one of the books.

You know, with my Hollywood power.

- It would be a five minute movie.

- Yeah. I'm always thinking showbiz.

- Yeah, I...

Okay, we already got Susan Olsen as Cindy.

- The brothers are sweet
life Zack and Cody.

Sexy grownups.

So, she points to this
Slavic/ Nordic dream.

This viking prince.

- That she saw...
- Jason Momoa.

- Yeah, Jason Momoa.
- But with blond

with blue eyes.

- With spaghetti and meatball tattoo.

Spaghetti and meatballs tattoo.

- Fettuccine Alfredo on the back.

Spaghetti and quick
sauce.

- What a dream.

- Oh my God.

Oh my God. And she's singing...

So, he is motioned to get
back there and he does.

And she's singing her last
encore and her panties

are dripping.

She's about to get laid by this stranger.

She goes back stage all the
guys had these different girls.

And this dude is a little
shy back stage which

I did think was cute.

That probably is how you'd be

no matter how jacked you are.

- Yeah. He's with famous
people at this point.

- Well rather semi-famous, yeah.

- Fame tops all.

- And I agree.

- Ugly famous person is better
than ripped regular person.

- I agree, yeah.
- Yeah.

- And everyone should
take that home with them.

- And take that as a lesson.

- Yeah.

- So, she basically just says to him like

hey you want to get out of here and fuck?

And he's like all right yeah, let's do it.

- And one thing I appreciated
is because she kind of

pitched herself as like
very new to this whole

rock and roll

lifestyle,

I appreciated that she
was like a little scared

even asking.

She knew she wanted it but like

she couldn't even like

believe it was her asking for it.

That felt very real.

Like the first time you like
hey you wanna come to my place?

Like, I did it, I did it, I did it.

- Yeah!

- She really went for it
too. I was like go girl!

You did it right.

- I'm so happy for her.
- I liked the effort a lot.

And I liked that se was like

she is this rock and roll star.

Like she does play to these huge crowds

but she kinda feels like
she's playing the part too.

- Yes. She describes
that psychology a lot.

Which I liked.
- And she like wants to do it

and be a part of it but it is also like

oh it's the first time
I'm really taking charge.

And especially like in the sex scene too.

We'll get into it more but

that was probably my
favorite part of the book.

Was her kind of like finding herself

her voice within this
thing that she already was.

Which I though of like a
fantasy of what you already are

but allowing yourself to be it.

- And just finding her voice.
She's the lead front woman.

She's the front woman.

- Yeah.

- She's the singer. But she
still has to find her voice.

- Wow.
- Wow.

Wow!

- Rock and roll!

- Rock and roll.

- Rock and roll baby.

- Rock and roll baby.

A part of it that I didn't
like is when she leaves

the band is all like hooting and holler.

Like oh yeah, O get, I hate that.

- Mm hmm, yeah.

- I don't like it.

- Mm hmm.

- It's like mind your business.

- Do you think if the band
was like her girlfriends

being like, yeah go.
- That could be

as the Spice Girls.

- I don't think I would want my girls...

- If it's like a Posh
living with a guy and like

baby and ginger ale.

- Go Posh! He's hot!

- Yeah.

- It depends. I think it's like...

It depends on how nervous you
are cause I've been in those

situations where like your
friends thinks it funny to

egg you on in front of
like someone you're nervous

to talk to and you're like
can you shut the fuck up.

And I've been into situations
where you're like kinda

laughing about it.

It kinda depends on your
level of nerves I feel.

- I think it makes sex feels
like a numbers game to me

which I don't like.
- Oh, fair, fair.

I agree.
- It be like Girl you about

to get one in.

You get a point.

And it's like...

Yeah, it's just not my favorite thing.

- Maybe especially from a crew
of dudes that also kind of

treat women disposably
- That's how they operate.

- at these concerts.

- Or they could have been like

Ellie you found your voice, good job!

- They pulled her aside. Wait, Ellie.

We're lining up. We all like
a little personal message.

Hey, you go. I'm so proud of you.

- You're really sitting
- You just like

taking what you want.
- in your power.

- Back from the universe.

- If you would have said this
affirmation in the mirror

before you make love.

- I wrote you a little affirmation, yeah.

- At your own, you know...

- At your own pace.

And since I am working.
- You're free to

throw it in the trash.

my body is my own.

Why can't they just be like that?

- Why can't they?

- Why can't they?

- So, they take a cab that's covered

which is great to schmooze up.

All expenses paid. Go back to the hotel.

I like that she said that
cause I would like that too.

I'd be like, well I don't
have to pay for this cab.

- Because that's like a...

It's a cab. We're not even
using Lyft and Uber terminology.

There's no coupons on that.

That can be like...

And what city was she in?

- Sacramento.

- Sacramento? Oh.

- Yeah, she was in Sacramento.
- Yeah, she was in an European

tour which is hilarious.

So, she's in Sacramento.

I bet that cab's like, I don't
know, can we say 25 dollars?

- You could say that, yeah.
- Yeah. You would call it and

wait 45 minutes for a cab to arrive.

Like there's no cabs in Sacramento.

That's right yeah.

Well, probably dollars.

- Sacramento reach out.

She goes back to the hotel

and he's still a little bit nervous

so she's like I'm gonna take
a shower you do what you want.

She gets back out he's still

- With power move by the way.

- I know! I loved that.

- Hey, if you're here when I'm out, cool.

If you're not? Cool.

Close, lock.

- But what a bummer he leaves?

- So sad the book ends.

- But then he she's like

now you go take a shower.

I loved it.
- I thought the separate

showers were so funny.
- Weird.

- Because it's...

You're like oh, this is a sexy
book but then you're like,

they took separate, very practical like...

- It is a bit of a fantasy.
Get your balls washed up.

Have it squeaky clean.
- It's two sides though to me.

Cause there's a part
of me that's like hot.

The power thing, the control, the waiting.

But it's also like it's hot
for like 10 minutes and then

it's like, you know,...

- Are you washing your hair?

- Sorry, I can't wash your hair.

- Oh yeah, I have to leave in
my shampoo for like 10 minutes

otherwise it doesn't actually work.

- And I'm gonna leave my make-up on too.

So I think I'ma just be a,

just wash under arms,
pits, and the crotch.

- Oh, pits and parts?

- Yeah, pits and parts.

You know.

So, he comes out he drops
his towel. Are you kidding?

He has an epic cock,

half swollen,

huge mushroom

head.
- I really like mushroom head.

- Huge mushroom head.

- You like mushroom head?

- I like the descriptor.
I think it's great.

- I like mushroom but not
when talking about penis size.

- I don't either. The mushroom
head thing is so weird to me.

- Well, we're vegetarians too
so mushroom means a lot to us.

- It means a lot to us.
It's often a burger.

- Yeah.

- Next thing you know I'm
sucking on my burgers.

- And I couldn't tell which
was his dick and which was my

Shake Shack meal.

- His dick was filled
with mozzarella cheese.

I hate...

Well,

just my personal opinion.

I don't like that about
the Shake Shack thing.

I'd rather have the cheese on top.

- I wish...

You're talking about how it's
like a fried chunk of cheese?

I wish there were more mushrooms

cause it really feels
insane to eat that thing.

It's so delicious.
- Too much cheese.

- But sometimes, you know,
sometimes I want more vegetable.

- I think so too.

- But it's an incredible burger.

incredible
corporation when it comes to me.

- He reveals his cock. We're
in it, we're ready to go.

Anything special you
want me to do he asks.

And throughout he keeps kind
of ask her what can I you know,

what can I do for you?
What do you want me to do?

And she quickly realizes like

oh I'm a rockstar, I'm a celebrity.

People will do whatever I want.

And I was like damn I wish
I could have people do

whatever I want.

- And then she's like, lick my asshole.

- I know!

Then she gets on all fours and
- I love that!

- I do too.

- I really love.

- This was maybe my favorite part.

- Yeah. Eat me. Gets on all
fours and he eats her...

Oh she said eat my pussy and my ass.

- She wanted both.
- Yeah, like all.

I want like a, you know,...

it's also cause
she's like kinda virgin

and all shy and then she's like

hmm, what do I want? I know...
- Eat my pussy and my ass.

- I want you to eat my
ass for a little bit and

I want you to stick a tongue in my pussy.

- Okay?

- I guess I do know what I want.

Book closed.

- Yeah, he was listening to
her every command and then

she cums and now she's like, now fuck me.

Then he puts his penis in her.

She says I was in control

but no matter what anyone tells you

once you get a cock in
you, you go a little weak.

- Yeah, and people tell you otherwise.

- It makes you stronger!

- I have a pillow that says
otherwise but every time

I look at it I'm like I know that's a lie.

- Yeah, the hostage pillow
your mother give you?

- Yeah.

You are in control when
a cock is inside you.

- What did you think of this part too.

So, she says, don't think
of me as the lead singer of

Ninth Quarter.

Tonight I'm just Ellie from San Jose.

And he goes, I would
prefer to fuck Ellie Manson

from Ninth Quarter.

- I was really of two minds
with this one as well.

It felt like there's something
sexy in the role play

and like the hotness of
it but it's also like

but...

- I felt a little like a

gross.

You know, like I don't
wanna fuck Ellie but...

- But if you're not Ellie
from the Ninth Quarter than

you are ugly.

- Yeah, exactly. That's what I thought.

- I think he can fuck
Ellie from San Jose like

if they where gonna go out
a couple of more times.

You know?

They met at a concert.

And this is like in the concert vibe.

- This is you expertise.
- Yeah.

- Ellie is professing
herself that this is...

I'm for the first time gonna
grab a concert go-er, you know?

So, it's like...
- Yeah, date four he is still

like no, you are still Ellie
from the Ninth Quarter.

- You have no brothers. Your
brothers are the men on stage.

You're family is the crowd.

- Yeah, but she like sets this up.

And then was like

actually no, I want you
to fuck my real self.

- Sure.
- Fuck that little

baby girl in me.

Not the sexy rock god.

I cannot be both.

- I'm either a baby or a rock god.

- So, they all come. Everybody comes.

They have a great time.

- She says she's all covered

sorry his dick is all covered with

her pussy cream and saliva.

- Yes.

- Her pussy's saliva.
- And then after their

first time she asks,

cause they're like laying in
bed what do you want to do now

and she says are you a first time shooter?

Suggesting she wants to go again.

But how is someone
supposed to answer that?

Yes?

Gotta go?

What someone would say no,
you know, no one would say no.

- Oh, you're a one time shooter.

One time shooter yeah.

- One time sorry. I meant one time.

- Like If you can go multiple times.

- But she also said it
sort of like, you know,

you're not a one time shooter?

That's how I read that it is.
- It was a little weird.

- Cause, I think my answer would be like

yeah give me some time.

- Yeah. You wanna watch house hunters?

- I know you were gonna say
house. Honestly equally fun.

- Either.

So, but he's not of course.
So, they get right back to it.

She's savoring the flavor of
every gooey blast of semen.

That's where this was.
- She could have been like

the diary queen.

Gooey blast of semen.
- Yeah, you can dip it in the

chocolate and...

- The whole time when she...

Okay, so he fucked her and
then she's sucking his dick.

I was like really waiting to hear

what her pussy tasted like.

I love that. I love in porns
when like people are like

oh I can taste myself.

I can taste my own pussy
or do you taste my pussy?

- But she just said pussy cream.

- Yeah, she's just my
pussy juice was there.

I'm not gonna speak on how it was.

- Well, she said cream.

Do you think it was like
she had ice-cream or milk

or something before?

- You shouldn't if you're
singer. Rock and roll right?

- No, if you're gonna sing
you have to do like a tea

and like a ginger.
- Than they just had some tea.

- But do you think there was milk in it?

- Who would taste like

camomile?
- Ginger.

Oh my God.

I'll need your herbal.

- But you're so quick to
talk about how his cum taste.

It's like

an interesting part of it.
- We didn't talk about how he

tasted it. I should said
it just have the flavor.

- Okay, she mentioned the flavor.

- Maybe she's more of a texture person.

- Oh, interesting.

Pussy juice has texture, right?

It's...

Liquidy?

- It's liquidy.

- I'm gonna assume she had tea

and maybe some pizza.

- Cheese!

- Cheeseless pizza.

- Cheeseless and tomato pie.

- And tomato pie.

Oh, I love tomato pies.

- I love tomato pies too.

Hmm.

- Oh, shit.

- So, they're just having
- Oh, wait a second.

- a blast.

She's playing the part
of the filthy rock queen

and they do it four more
times on the balcony,

on the showers,

spread eagle on a big sofa,

I thought that one was funny.

- Oh, that to me is so...

It's like, just like...

- Spread eagle!

- Yes, Chad!

And that's only for Dropout subscribers.

- And then once more on the bed.

And this is gonna be a night
that he's gonna brag about

to his friends forever.

- That aspect was kinda
fun to me that she's like

thinking of herself in the terms of like

the story these people are gonna tell.

Cause that's feels very like

yeah like

if I run...

Like all those Bill Murray
stories you here like

I ran into Bill Murray
and no one ever beliefs.

Like he will purposely do weird things.

He's like no one will believe you

that I did this weird thing.

Like I heard a story he
barged in on karaoke once

in New York that someone
was doing and it's like

no one will believe that
this happened, you know?

It's like yeah, I doubt.

- Yeah.

- So, there's some aspect
that felts fun that she's like

relishing in her own legend or something.

- Mm hmm, yeah. She's like I'm famous!

She's excited about it. And it
will wear off. We know that.

Like I wanna see this book in
three years when she's like

ugh, I'm still doing this?
- Cause she's 20 also.

- That was maybe one of the
stupidest part is that she's 20.

- Not 21?

- Well, I just feel like she's

way young.

I'm like 20?

That means that you're born in like 1999.

- 1999.

- 1999.

- Oh, that is crazy.

- Yeah.
- That's rough.

- That's my age.

- That's you are age, huh?

- That's crazy. That's me.

- Another thing that I like in the book.

So she has this one
experience and she's like

okay I wanna go like do it more now

and feeling so empowered.

And then she goes to San
Diego and she has a really bad

time with someone.

And they keep it pretty brief.

And she's like, and that sucked.

So, then we went to another town

- and pretty funny.
- Was this the guy that got

really high and then
he couldn't get it up?

- He couldn't get it up, yeah.

- I thought that would
seem very realistic.

Because I am sure there are
plenty of concert situations

where even if you're not the
lead singer and trying to

hook up with a concert go-er,

Just two concert go-ers, and it's like

oh everyone's too fucked up

to like hook up.

- Yeah, absolutely.

It happens all the time in rock and roll.

- Rock and roll

and at concerts.
- And at concerts.

- Wow.

I didn't like the part where
she's said she was envious of

the band mates because if
the girls were too fucked up

it didn't matter.

- I did not like that part.
- That...

- No one wants sex with
people who are too fucked up?

- No, I also thought that was crazy.

- Yeah.

- It sucks because woman are
disposable and men are good.

So, they can fuck...
- Women are just a hole that

lie in there.

- So, they can fuck all
the woman they want because

they're not important, bummer!

- Then we go to Tulsa.

And Eric the bassist who we
find out maybe has a bit of a

crush on Ellie

has six

innocent

mid western girls back
stage and they called them

they refer to them as easy mid west girls.

No, I'm not from the mid west.

I don't know if that is a
common thing that they're easy.

I'm assuming because maybe
they're further away from the

the coast that they're...
- Like the metropolitan

cities.
- Yeah.

- So, fame feels hotter.

- Yeah.

- They're not, you know, like
models like us like we fuck

celebrities all the time.

- Yeah.

Yeah.

- Uh mm.
- fuck models?

- Yeah.

We're models that.

- Oh yeah, we're fuck models for sure.

- And two of the girls Alice and Cindy

from The Brady Bunch...

- A little girl and

an older housekeeper.
- An older housekeeper.

He's tainting a butcher.

- He's tainting a butcher.

- Sam butcher or something.
- Sam the butcher.

- Came up to her and basically say like

we've heard the rumors about you.

You'll be with men and women.

And it is implied in the book
that she's had experiences

with women in the past
but they've always kind of

involved men too.

And they say, you know, we're both bi

if you wanna go party.

And then she takes a second and she's like

yeah all right,

I'm gonna feel this out
let's go see what happens.

And then they get a
new cab that's paid for

and go to the hotel room.

And they

this part was very weird.

So, they're kind of not sure
what to do with each other

yet they're all like sitting
around a little uncertain

and then one girl offers
ectasy and they crush it up

and mix it with
strawberries and champagne.

- And then they say it was really girly.

- Yes!

- You know in Sex and the
City when they're constantly

crushing up ectasy into their drinks?

- And snorting it.

- I think cause there was
strawberries involved really,

that is like...

- Yeah, strawberries are girls.

- And champagne!
- Strawberries are girls.

Strawberries are girls
- Also Molly

is like primarily.
bananas are boys.

- Molly is a girl name.

- Molly is a girl name so,
you know, that can be girly.

- And coke is boy.

- Coke is boy.

- Oh.

- Molly's a girl, Coke is a boy.

- And weed is non-binary.

- Alice and Cindy starts
kissing and Ellie's watching.

They strip down to their bra and panties.

But Ellie is saying to
herself that she is not ready

or high enough for an all girl three way.

- I mean come on!
- I was like, shut up!

- Exactly.

- Yeah.

- You need to be blasted out of your mind

to have an all girl three way?

Remove all the difficulties
of a penis from it

you gotta be so high?
- I would do it now.

It is eight in the morning.

- It felt like the author
being like she's not gay.

- Yeah, yeah, exactly!

Which there's a lot of
that kind of shit in these

like sort of self published
erotica that's like

I'm not gay or nothing
but her boobs were hot.

- Like, then you're
like rock and roll too.

It's like I'm a nasty girl.

I'll get with a girl if a guy's watching.

Like it's nasty to be with
a girl but not for your own

pleasure together but
it's for the benefit of

soon you will have a penis in you.

- Yeah, and as a result
of that kind of lens

this scene was a lot less hot

than I thought it could be.
- It was a downer, yeah!

- I'm like you got...

- I would've liked it if
she was like I love this and

I'm into this or whatever.

Cause I liked the idea of her
being no, you two do stuff

and I'll watch.
- Yeah, exactly!

I was like that's kind of a fun roll.

- And then she's gonna like finger

herself or something.
- Yeah, the power of that

is fun.

- Yes!

- I do think it was, again,
another thing that put her like

two steps away from it like she goes

I watched them both cum a half
dozen times before I finally

pulled off my top and panties.

I was like you watched them cum

a half dozen times before you got any

like...

- She's like, all right.

- Yeah. I'm like a half

dozen...

This is a lot of.

- We're coming a lot.

- Yeah. You can just admit
you want to masturbate.

Well, it's because they were just cu...

cumin I guess I gotta...

- But she's just like
staring watching for six.

- Your flirt eye.

- My flirt eyes.

For six times on a row.

- And then all those times
then she tells them to 69

on each other when she finally
does have the pants off.

If they have come that many
times I bet they've gotten

to 69ing at some point.

- Okay.
- Absolutely.

- I think so. There's all, you know...

- They're like, again?
- An evolution.

- Yeah.

- Do it different. Do a
standing 69. Try that.

- A standing 69.

- The upper body strength.
- Tough position, yeah.

- But if you can do it,

my God, gotta get off.
- Kinda cool right?

Take a picture if you can do it cause...

- For the viewers at home...

- You can do it but absolutely

do not put it on the discussion.

- You can draw a picture of it

using characters.
- Of these characters.

Yeah.

- About let's say draw a
picture of Alice and Cindy...

- Doing really interesting...

Interesting ways of 69ing.

Something that's unexpected, okay?

I don't want expected 69ing.

- That can just be you
literally draw the lying down

but then make it a vertical
instead of a horizontal.

- Yeah, you just rotate the picture.

Yeah, exactly.

- And we applaud

- Oh, and then they both eat
her out at the same time.

And she says that the one
girl wasn't very good at it.

I believe Cindy was not very good.

Poor Cindy.

- But than Alice was very

good at it.
- Both are eating

her out at the same time.

- I think it was like taking turns.

- Yeah, cause she demanded one go first

and on go after.
- That's right, that right,

that's right.
- Both is a little fun too.

- They're like a train right?

Yes, cause
one of them goes and eat

the other ones ass I think.

- And that's her favorite position

which calls back to the first time.

Which is like...

I like that she has a thing.

- Yeah.

- I like that she likes being
eaten from behind, yeah.

- I don't like that one but
I did like that she likes it.

- Yeah.
- Yeah.

- I like that one.

- After they have sex Alice goes,

Ellie, can I have

an autograph?

- And Ellie has just cum
all over this girl's face...

- Like...

- Can I

have your autograph.

My pad is sopping wet but you could sign

next to John Legend.

- Squish, squish.

squish, squish.

- So, she does sign their autographs

then she takes another shower,

crawls into bed,

and she's unsure where the
road will take her next.

- Wow.
- Wow.

- And that's the book.

- It left of a little
with like there's gonna be

a male-male threesome.

Or the version I read there was like

she was like

there is like an elusion to

the next chapter.
- It was with

a few band mates?

- Or something.

Yes, It is band mates.
- Because I read part of

the next chapter and it implied

that Eric...
- Oh, did everybody read it?

We can talk about that too.

I didn't read it but I'm
interested in what it says.

- I think it implies
that Eric, Roger maybe,

and her doing something?
- Yeah, yeah.

- He mentions Roger's cute,

Eric's the one who is the crush,

and Kyle is basically
not mentioned at all.

- And her brothers are
nowhere to be found.

- And I can't fuck my brothers
but you two have guitars.

- Huge guitars.
- Huge guitars.

- Enormous.
- Huge guitars.

Wait! So, how is that threesome implied?

What happened?

- Let me look.

- I don't remember I...
- I like in the beginning

she's like, oh I'm doing
another concert and I can still

can feel the other girls pussy.

Or the other girl's lips on my pussy.

- Oh!

- Which I was like oh, first
paragraph out the gate.

Really love it.

- This is a sidebar.

Because of this podcast
all my recommendations

on Amazon are fucked.

And the thing it just
recommended was a book called

"No Egrets" which had a
bird on it like an egret

and that can only mean to me
that it's a sexy egret book.

- Yes, absolutely.
- Like no regrets but egrets?

- Yes.

that's funny.

- Sorry I had to say it.

Yeah, I don't remember any of
the other specific recalls.

- I just remember being like
at the ending like oh no,

I actually do wanna read the next book

which is such a bummer.

- I am interesting how the
dynamics of having sex with

the people in the band will be.

She did mention like
a Fleetwood Mac thing.

- She's like usually this
doesn't work but some bands

can power through it
like like Fleetwood Mac.

They dating
I thought they broke up!

What are you talking about?
- She picked like the worst

the most infamous example of

not doing this.
- Yeah, not working out.

- God.

Fleetwood Mac, Sonic
Youth, all these people...

- They do it right.
- I don't what her idea

of working out is.

- She should have said

Jay-Z and Beyonce

through

strive,

you know?

- Although those sections
of lemonade where they get

back together I don't listen to it.

- I don't like...
- Not Sand Castles,

no thank you.

- I couldn't believe that was actually him

in the music video.

I thought it had to be someone else.

- I don't accept their reconciliation.

- Yeah, that's not cannon to Jess.

That's not.

They are not together.

- It could be a sham. It
could be you never know.

I think it's...
- I hope so.

I pray every night.

- It's not inside rock and roll so...

- You know Rash doesn't like
Lemonade? Our co-worker.

- He doesn't like the album?
- He doesn't really like it,

yeah.

He likes 444 way better.

- What?
- Love on Top the best.

- Love on Top is so good.

- It is good but...

- What? It's a show-off song!

- Yeah it is.

That's all it does.
- She says listen to

all the notes I can sing.

- Yeah, the lyrics are foolish.

- It's 20 key changes.
- It's appropriate

for wedding and nothing else.

- No, it's driving, it's running,

it's sleeping.

Love on top.

- 20 key changes.
- And that's all

you can sing Jess.

- Oh no, I can hit all the notes.

- No, no, no. Legally.

- If you guys were to be a
groupie for a band what can you?

What would you?

What band?

- What band?

Hmm. Hot.

Hot.

- I think about it all the time.

I would want to be a
groupie in like the 70s

and fuck Led Zeppelin.

For sure.

I would follow them everywhere and just

fuck them non-stop.

- I would do NSYNC.

- Oh!
- Oh my God.

Chad,

wait, wait.

Who from NSYNC?

- Really, I mean, it's so
boring, Justin Timberlake.

He is so bae.
- Okay, I would choose

JC Chasez so we wouldn't have

a fight.
- JC is great, yeah, yeah.

- Oh Rekha.

- Okay Jess.

Literally we don't even
enough time to talk about it.

JC is the best member of NSYNC.

- Stop!

- He's the best singer!
- Shut up!

- That's ridiculous

- He's the best singer!

- You make fun of Ref and then
you say something like that?

- JC is the best singer!

- And then he had that like
really pro-lesbian song.

Some girls sleep with woman.

Some girls dance with woman.

- This song is actually
very much not pro-lesbian.

It goes some girls dance
with women knowing that it

will get them attention.

I wanna get in with them

so pass me a drink and let's roll.

- You're right.

- Now, this is the best singer.

- Huh?

JC should say...

That was from his album Schizophrenic

which I own.

- Yeah.

- I...

His birthday is August 8th. He is adopted.

I love him, he is wonderful.

Okay, I...
- He's adopted. Cute. Sorry.

- He's...

I mean what a...

And he would... I just love him so much.

I have a poster of him.
It doesn't matter, okay.

- Still?

- I left it in my Brooklyn
apartment assuming

I would move back there after a year.

- So, it's in a Brooklyn apartment.

- Yes.

- It's just on a wall of an empty room.

- In a baron room with a
broom of dust spinning,

you have rats.

But JC.

Honestly I love like classic rock bands.

I feel like I would be a
Fleetwood Mac type groupie.

- Oh, so hot.

So hot.

- Or like an NSYNC, yeah.

Jesus.

The two ends.

That's what I love.

- I mean if I'm thinking
90s it will definitely be

the Spice Girls.

- Yeah
- Oh Yeah.

- And that we mentioned
the Spice Girls as well.

Oh my God.

To be on the tour bus,
on the double decker.

- Who will be your, who will be your pick?

- Geri,

without a doubt.
- To sleep with?

- I love Geri so much. She's absolutely

the top.
- She's definitely so sexy.

- I was babying Sporty when I was a girl.

- None of the other
ones. Maybe Scary second.

But Geri was it for me.
- I'm a Posh guy.

- Oh. Okay, Posh I always new
she would think I was ugly

and stupid.

- I think I like that.
- Awe.

- Oh.

- For me.

For me.

- Chad.

- I like that she thinks you're ugly.

- Yeah, that's gets you off.

You watch her and see me.
- Now I like her more!

Yeah Laurie, what about you?

- I mean

I definitely like The Pussy Cat Dolls.

- Oh.

- I think that The Pussy Cat Dolls

and plus there's like
rotating member, right?

So, it's like a bargain almost.

You're getting a lot of them for the...

- You want like the
electric light orchestra

or

those Polyphonic Spree what is it

three million people in it?
- Just a bunch of them.

So, as your groupie you
get fresh faces in there.

- You want the philharmonic orchestra.

- The Transit be in orchestra
around Christmas when

they play the one song

and then I just fucked them all.

And I'm good for the year.

- Good for the year.

I had sex once a lot...

like a bear
eating a bunch of food.

- Honestly?

- So close to my sex

pattern.

- Amazing.

So, know we

rate the book.

If you've never heard before it's one

from one to five.

One is a draught. And five
is slide out of our chairs.

So,

anyone can begin.

Who would like to rate the book?

- I will give it

gosh

I'm gonna give it a

somewhere between

maybe 2.75.

- Yeah.

- It was...

I liked some of the psychological aspects

that were being outlined.

The sex itself wasn't
super hot most of the time.

And was a bit of a missed opportunity.

So, I give it a 2.75.

- Yeah.

I would give it a 2.5. I
think I'm in the same boat.

I like the idea of this like

you are this thing but
having it so new to you

that you haven't quiet owned it yet.

And it was cool to see her
taking ownership of this.

And you know, anytime there's sex with

Jason Momoa I like it.

That was clearly. It
was clearly.

- Yeah, Jason Momoa a
Slavic/ Nordic ethnic mix.

- With spaghetti meatball tattoo.

Yes, spaghetti meatball tattoo.

- If I met a man with a tattoo
of spaghetti and meatball

and fettuccine alfredo on his back,

I'll be like marry me today.
- Fuck yeah! Absolutely.

- Laurie, that is

disgusting.

- I love those...

- I love it!

- It's like fucking chef board ideas.

Like a can of chef.

Is it nasty as hell?

- Love it.

It's just spilled can.

- Are those freckles
or little spaghettios?

Who wants? What a Garfield
ravioli.

- Slurping it up.

- I would give this like a 1.3.

I really,

well I fully read it like
in my bed hand in my pants

like ready to go if something took me.

I was like I'm gonna see where this goes.

I'm gonna take it and cum.

And I didn't even cum

like it was like

twice.
- I didn't even cum twice.

- I didn't get wet.
- I even cum six times

in a row.

- And then do a 69.
- Yes.

- With myself.

With myself.

- Wow.

- I'm in the same boat and
I'm also just gonna say 1.3

cause it sounded nice.

Because I

was like

horny too

and I was like I'm gonna...

I was gonna maybe watch porn
and like to a little sesh

but instead I was like I have
this erotic book to read.

And I just went right to bed afterwards.

- You tried this together.
- I felt so bad because we've

had couple recently that
has been really good

and I, you know,

I have one in taking care of business.

So, I feel bad that you guys

did not have that experience.
- It's okay.

My boyfriend was sleeping next
to me while I was reading it.

- Awe.

- And I was like he could get lucky but...

- He's very unlucky.
- You looked at him and said

you can get lucky?

no.

He was sleeping next to me.
- I woke him up and said

you could go.
- Oh.

- It's your fault!

- This is, yeah.

You can blame Ellie.
- He slapped him in the face.

You can blame Ellie and how
she let herself.

- Yeah, Alright.

- Cool.

- Well, the reviews are in.

Thank you so much for listening.

As always we have our next book.

We're very excited for this one.

We have had a lot of fan
recommendations in The Discord.

Foreign author Chuck Tingle.

So, we have finally

He writes a lot of very...
- Sounds like a sentence.

- Chuck Tingle.

So, we are listening to you guys.

We went through, he
has a lot of great ones

but this one just made us
the horniest, you know,

reading the title...

- From the get go.

- "I'm Gay for my Living
Billionaire Jet Plane".

And that is by Chuck Tingle again.

"I'm Gay for my Living
Billionaire Jet Plane".

About a man and a jet plane

who is coming to an
exorbitant amount of wealth.

So, that is what we will
be reading for next time.

You can find it on Amazon.

Thank you so much for being here with us

and hope you have a very sexy week.

- Bye.

- Goodbye.

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