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WWW.MY-SUBS.CO
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- Synced & Corrected by Dragoniod -
www.MY-SUBS.com
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Oh, that looks good.
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- Beychella?
- Quadchella.
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The triplets’ 17th birthday version.
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Triplets? Aren’t there four?
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Well, Olive’s birthday is tomorrow.
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She was born after midnight.
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Anyway... I'm...
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I'm going with Killian,
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as in, like, on a date.
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We're dating. Sort of.
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We're not surprised.
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The video he posted
of you was so adorable.
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You creeped his profile?
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What kind of parents
would we be if we didn't?
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We’ll unpack how you're drawn
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to family figures when we get home.
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Oh, so we're fine with me dating now
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after wanting to send me to Bible camp?
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It was the only one we
could book last minute.
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Now, if you’d have sexted a Junior Prof
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earlier in the year,
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we could’ve packed you off to swim camp.
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Never wanted you not to date,
just wanted better judgement.
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Now dating boys your age
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can still have its challenges.
They're all prefrontal cortex
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with poor impulse control
and poor hygiene...
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Hey, what's more
psychologically disturbing?
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Baby head in the toilet or random limbs?
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It's the head, right?
It's gotta be the head.
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I thought we were done
with horror pranks.
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Yeah, Whoreen said that
someone from “Payne Realty”
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is coming by to look at the cabin,
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so I figure if we let Murder Manor’s
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natural gore core shine through
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then maybe we got a shot
at renting it next summer.
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Why don't you put an offer in?
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Girl, if I had that kind of cash...
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Yeah, but Maisy does, right?
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Show Maisy the trust.
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I know you were saving it for a big play
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but she might help if she
thinks that her dream reno
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- all comes to us one day.
- It might persuade her
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to buy us out.
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Ah man... that would be
enough for a down payment.
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Lock up your spouse.
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Jayne Payne will sell da house!
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Still workshopping my tagline.
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Jayne, you’re Payne Realty?
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Yeah, Payne is my maiden name.
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No pain, all gain.
With Jayne... not bad.
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Well, since when did real estate
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become your side hustle?
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It used to be my main hustle
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but then the girls came and
I had to get out of the life.
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It just... it took too much.
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But there's been some local interest
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and Whoreen asked if I could
help and so I thought...
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“Let’s see if she can still dance.”
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Teesa’s posts
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made this space look like a lot cuter.
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Yeah, we just took all of our stuff down
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so this is the cabin's original charm.
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- Is that blood splatter?
- It's not fresh.
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Oh. Okay...
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Show Maisy the trust.
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Honesty is the way to go.
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Yeah, it's also a long shot.
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Oh, you found Rosemary's baby head!
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- Maiser!
- Ow.
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What are you doing to
my favourite shorts?
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I’m fixing a button.
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You're letting them out?
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I... I told you that following Opal
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on his patisserie journey
would have consequences.
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I was supposed to roll
the dough, not become it.
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No, no, no, no. No fatphobic talk, okay?
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Pro athletes have such
unrealistic beauty standards.
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Long flow, washboard
abs, dumptruck ass...
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No man has all three.
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I just... pulled my back
doing a baby gym session.
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Tiltapalooza’s next week
and how can I defend my title?
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You suck it up and suck it in.
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Go have a shvitz at Ulrika’s
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and loosen that back up.
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Because I married a ten time champion.
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Thanks, babe.
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Hello.
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Oh.
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What do you want?
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Um... So... Um...
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Dad never told me about a trust.
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Probably 'cause he's not your dad
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but the long and the short of it is...
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the cottage is mine.
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But... Derrick left the cottage to me.
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Yes, correct.
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But once you leave it or kick it,
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the cottage comes to me.
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Oh, well, I don't plan
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on kicking it any time soon, so...
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Maisy, this is not about us.
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This is about the kids.
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And this document says that
any money that you spend
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on the cottage goes to
Billie, not Killian and Opal.
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Which is why I'm proposing
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that you buy me out
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for half the cottage's current value.
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Which would be cheaper than post-reno
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and it'll let me put an
offer on the murder cabin.
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And then, maybe, Maisy, we can just put
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all this family drama shit behind us.
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I appreciate you telling me.
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Why don't we just go down
to the dock and discuss it?
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So you can drown me?
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Not if you push me first.
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I'll just grab us some coffee.
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Okay. All right.
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But Billie knows where I am
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just in case anything happens.
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Duly noted.
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Are you still four creams?
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Black.
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Actually, two, lactose
free if you've got it
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or oat, almond in a pinch is fine.
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- Thank you.
- Mm-hm.
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Honesty is the way to go.
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Dammit.
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Smile! Just... yeah...
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Hey!
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Wai... wait. Just one sec.
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- We’ll do you in a second.
- 17!
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Can Olive not be in
this picture, please?
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There we go, Olive,
go ahead, get in there.
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Okay.
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All right. Looks good.
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I feel a little bit underdressed
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next to the Queen B.
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Oh, shut it.
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Your Jared Leto is full
fashion meth realness.
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They wish they looked so hot.
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Hello.
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Early birthday gift.
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Can-do-nabis.
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That is so sweet, I hate it.
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Hey!
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Well.
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I would like to say a few words.
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My baby girls are 17, now.
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Almost womans...
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practically DJs.
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Do not take this time
in your life for granted.
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You have got to cherish these
ragers without hangovers.
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Okay.
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And don't forget to party the fuck on!
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Woo!
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- But party safe. Obviously.
- Okay, thanks, Daddy.
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- Let's wrap it up.
- Hey, hey, hey,
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have you seen your mom?
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She left early this morning.
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Okay, no boomers at Quadchella.
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She won’t take my calls.
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Don't forget water.
Drink lots of water, okay?
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- You got it.
- The answer is always water!
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- Love you, Daddy!
- Bye-yee!
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I’m not cleaning up anyone’s puke!
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Except my own.
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All right, people.
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Let the magic begin.
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You know, when I
dropped that trust bomb,
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I half-expected you to
come at me with a knife.
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It's too messy.
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They say that poison
is a woman's weapon.
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All right, little bro. Dad
wouldn't want us fighting.
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Still, not your dad.
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But it is my cottage.
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So respectfully, I have
to decline your offer.
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It's not an offer.
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I'm allowing you, graciously,
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to buy me out so you can
tear down my family cottage
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and build some Muskoka
afterbirth with a fugly turret.
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It's a Lighthouse gable
and it's not cheap.
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Neither is reclaimed
wood, marble countertops
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and Opal’s trips to Milan.
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We are not in a position to buy you out.
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But...
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maybe, we could redo the bunkie.
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Yeah?
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Because... I mean, I'd have
to approve the floor plan.
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And I've always really wanted
a fire pole, and like, maybe
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a dumbwaiter or a hot
waiter or... No, Maisy, wait.
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This is not a negotiation.
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All right?
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If you don't buy me out,
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then everything goes to Billie.
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You have no idea
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what goes into cottage ownership.
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It takes commitment, it takes work,
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concepts that you struggle with.
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You can't poison me
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with your words or your dairy.
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I know this was real cream.
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I really wish you hadn't done that.
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What the fuck!
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That was part of a really cute set.
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You brought a bone saw?
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It's for drywall, you amateur.
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You detached the dock?
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Had to make sure you wouldn't run away.
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Yeah, the grown ups are at the Boathouse
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and the kids are at Quadchella
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so it's just you and me, baby.
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And our little trust issue.
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Help.
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Today, we honour my
sisters’ 17th birthday
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and the liminal space
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between adolescence and adulthood.
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As your Shrooman,
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I will guide you through today's trip.
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There are only three rules.
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One, stay with friends.
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Two, stay in nature.
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And three... stay hydrated.
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Ew. This tastes like trash.
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Yeah, it’s poison, not truffles.
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Don't worry.
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I secretly micro-dose
them every Christmas.
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And it's the only time
they ever show empathy.
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Are we really doing this?
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Studies show psilocybin
has therapeutic benefits.
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Cures depression, PTSD.
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Let's take our medicine.
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Cheers.
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Mm...
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So crazy how we're all, like...
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connected.
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You know what I mean?
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See?
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Empathy.
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Why has everyone gone full Midsommar
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and I feel... nothing?
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Same.
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- And we ate a ton of pizza.
- Yeah.
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Food slows absorption rate,
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anticipation, too.
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Relax. It'll happen.
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You're, like, low key
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my favourite, favourite sister!
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- Whoa!
- Hi.
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- Everything...
- Hi.
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Everything has a heartbeat.
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The step-crushins
are totally gonna bone.
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Stop that.
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Okay, let’s go.
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- Where?
- To get some privacy.
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Really? What?
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Don’t over think it.
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What... Well, I mean...
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I mean we should maybe
overthink it a little bit.
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I don't want to pull a Justin.
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I mean...
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you can pull out but
things do happen fast,
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faster than maybe you want...
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00:11:54,339 --> 00:11:56,219
Okay, stop before I pull out, right now.
265
00:11:57,092 --> 00:11:59,762
We'll get some condoms,
then some privacy.
266
00:12:10,397 --> 00:12:11,647
Hey, Riley!
267
00:12:12,482 --> 00:12:13,942
I am honoured.
268
00:12:14,025 --> 00:12:15,775
What brings Queen Bey to the woods?
269
00:12:15,861 --> 00:12:18,281
Your note at the Gas & Go
said you'd be back in five?
270
00:12:18,363 --> 00:12:20,373
I got a hot tip from a
buddy of Highway Patrol
271
00:12:20,449 --> 00:12:22,279
that a swan got clipped around here.
272
00:12:23,326 --> 00:12:26,076
So if I find it, I can finally
finish the season five finale.
273
00:12:26,163 --> 00:12:27,992
Any chance you could
open up the shop for us?
274
00:12:27,998 --> 00:12:29,668
We were just getting snacks and...
275
00:12:29,749 --> 00:12:31,289
Condoms.
276
00:12:31,376 --> 00:12:32,586
Whoa.
277
00:12:33,837 --> 00:12:34,877
Big day.
278
00:12:36,214 --> 00:12:37,594
It’s too bad, the Hendersons,
279
00:12:37,674 --> 00:12:39,264
they cleared us out this morning.
280
00:12:39,342 --> 00:12:41,472
But Saggy B and Whoreen
don't live too far away.
281
00:12:41,553 --> 00:12:43,012
I'm sure they would help the cause.
282
00:12:43,597 --> 00:12:44,639
Killian could should you.
283
00:12:46,141 --> 00:12:47,981
You... you want me to just ask them.
284
00:12:48,059 --> 00:12:50,559
Well... Ulrika’s really
been pushing her Womb Wash.
285
00:12:51,396 --> 00:12:52,730
Apparently it works on chickens.
286
00:12:53,398 --> 00:12:55,269
We just have to ask to use
the Hendersons’ bathroom,
287
00:12:55,275 --> 00:12:56,775
grab a few and bounce.
288
00:12:56,860 --> 00:12:58,450
What? A few?
289
00:12:58,528 --> 00:13:00,358
First times always require a second act.
290
00:13:00,447 --> 00:13:03,777
But... just leave a few for Saggy B.
291
00:13:03,867 --> 00:13:06,157
STI’s are tearing through
the senior’s community.
292
00:13:09,748 --> 00:13:10,958
It's not funny, guys.
293
00:13:11,041 --> 00:13:12,211
It's a serious problem.
294
00:13:12,292 --> 00:13:13,542
Sure.
295
00:13:17,714 --> 00:13:19,424
You two are tripping balls.
296
00:13:19,508 --> 00:13:20,548
Come on.
297
00:13:22,969 --> 00:13:25,139
Don’t tell Justin, okay?
298
00:13:25,222 --> 00:13:26,852
That’s gonna get weird.
299
00:13:26,932 --> 00:13:28,022
Yup.
300
00:13:30,435 --> 00:13:32,685
You can't just bring
someone on a dock, Maisy.
301
00:13:32,771 --> 00:13:34,731
I mean, this is entrapment!
302
00:13:34,814 --> 00:13:36,234
You're free to leave.
303
00:13:36,316 --> 00:13:37,816
Well, yeah but I just...
304
00:13:37,901 --> 00:13:39,355
I've never been this far out before
305
00:13:39,361 --> 00:13:40,781
without a pool noodle.
306
00:13:40,862 --> 00:13:43,572
You better hurry. Storm’s a-comin’.
307
00:13:43,657 --> 00:13:46,117
Yes, because you poisoned me with dairy.
308
00:13:46,952 --> 00:13:48,662
Not just dairy.
309
00:13:48,745 --> 00:13:50,241
No, you’re just...
you’re just messing with me.
310
00:13:50,247 --> 00:13:52,617
This is just... this is just anxiety,
311
00:13:52,707 --> 00:13:55,287
a little bit of coffee... and my EBS.
312
00:13:55,377 --> 00:13:57,373
- Excitable Bowel Syndrome...
- EBS is real, Maisy!
313
00:13:57,379 --> 00:13:58,963
- Is not a thing.
- Look it up!
314
00:14:00,465 --> 00:14:01,585
Just hold on, just...
315
00:14:02,342 --> 00:14:04,176
I’m just gonna hold
on. I'm gonna hold it in.
316
00:14:05,595 --> 00:14:07,005
That's fine. I'm fine.
317
00:14:07,097 --> 00:14:09,347
I can swim to shore in a tight ten.
318
00:14:09,432 --> 00:14:10,732
I'll have a boat here in five.
319
00:14:10,809 --> 00:14:12,019
You tear up that trust
320
00:14:12,102 --> 00:14:13,482
and the throne is yours in 20...
321
00:14:13,562 --> 00:14:15,312
No! You can’t erase me
322
00:14:15,397 --> 00:14:17,397
and you can't erase Billie...
323
00:14:17,482 --> 00:14:20,692
who's the real grandchild
and Dad's trust confirms it.
324
00:14:20,777 --> 00:14:23,197
Blood is thicker than water.
325
00:14:23,280 --> 00:14:25,280
Is that what you tell Billie's parents?
326
00:14:25,365 --> 00:14:27,235
Ugh! God!
327
00:14:27,325 --> 00:14:29,235
Maisy, all I am asking for, here,
328
00:14:29,327 --> 00:14:30,657
is what's rightfully mine.
329
00:14:30,745 --> 00:14:32,285
- Yours?
- Yes!
330
00:14:32,372 --> 00:14:34,792
I earned every square
inch of that cottage.
331
00:14:34,874 --> 00:14:37,344
I turned this place from
a racist fridge magnet
332
00:14:37,419 --> 00:14:38,749
into the next Muskoka.
333
00:14:38,837 --> 00:14:40,667
And I did it with the entire Lake
334
00:14:40,755 --> 00:14:43,005
thinking that I slept
with my stepdad to get it!
335
00:14:43,091 --> 00:14:45,641
While his sad, gay son gave up his baby
336
00:14:45,719 --> 00:14:47,429
and his 32 inch waist,
337
00:14:47,512 --> 00:14:49,722
I was being crucified
while you were in Australia
338
00:14:49,806 --> 00:14:51,726
getting your micro dick
sucked by a Hemsworth.
339
00:14:51,808 --> 00:14:55,268
A Coffs Harbour Hemsworth,
they're not the same.
340
00:14:55,353 --> 00:14:56,983
I have bent
341
00:14:57,063 --> 00:14:59,113
these generational mouth
breathers to my will.
342
00:14:59,190 --> 00:15:01,103
And I think it's really
adorable that you think
343
00:15:01,109 --> 00:15:02,980
you can come in here and
take what's rightfully mine
344
00:15:02,986 --> 00:15:04,356
just because your granddaddy
345
00:15:04,446 --> 00:15:06,026
built some shit shack on the Lake.
346
00:15:07,699 --> 00:15:09,869
I am going to tear
that baby to the studs
347
00:15:09,951 --> 00:15:12,501
and build an Architectural
Digest centerfold.
348
00:15:12,579 --> 00:15:15,619
Goldie and Kurt are gonna lose it.
349
00:15:15,707 --> 00:15:18,167
Well, it sounds gorge and I can't wait
350
00:15:18,251 --> 00:15:20,551
to inherit it when you
die because the only thing
351
00:15:20,629 --> 00:15:23,209
that I'm dissolving is a Tums in water.
352
00:15:23,298 --> 00:15:24,338
Do you have any?
353
00:15:25,175 --> 00:15:27,635
Do you really think that
you and your excitable bowel
354
00:15:27,719 --> 00:15:28,889
can outlive me?
355
00:15:29,596 --> 00:15:32,096
- I'm younger.
- I'm stronger.
356
00:15:32,182 --> 00:15:33,812
I've had to shit since we got here
357
00:15:33,892 --> 00:15:35,352
but nobody tells me what to do.
358
00:15:35,435 --> 00:15:36,845
Not even my own asshole.
359
00:15:37,646 --> 00:15:38,806
Oh no.
360
00:15:39,689 --> 00:15:40,859
Oh, my God.
361
00:15:40,940 --> 00:15:42,400
Oh, my God, no, it's coming.
362
00:15:42,484 --> 00:15:44,244
Oh, my God, Maisy, it’s coming.
363
00:15:44,319 --> 00:15:46,403
Then, get in the Lake.
364
00:15:51,826 --> 00:15:53,866
- Hi! Hi ya, kids.
- Hi.
365
00:15:56,498 --> 00:15:58,208
We... we were on a hike
366
00:15:58,291 --> 00:16:00,171
and I needed to use the bathroom.
367
00:16:00,251 --> 00:16:02,711
Of course, sweetie, down the hall.
368
00:16:02,796 --> 00:16:04,506
If it's brown...
369
00:16:04,589 --> 00:16:06,339
Flush it down.
370
00:16:06,424 --> 00:16:08,264
Cool windchime.
371
00:16:09,302 --> 00:16:10,852
It was my mother's favourite...
372
00:16:10,929 --> 00:16:12,759
before she died of a broken heart.
373
00:16:13,682 --> 00:16:15,272
And cirrhosis.
374
00:16:15,350 --> 00:16:17,730
How do the colours do that, though?
375
00:16:17,811 --> 00:16:19,061
It looks like they’re dancing.
376
00:16:20,814 --> 00:16:23,324
I think you've had too much sun, dear.
377
00:16:24,234 --> 00:16:25,824
Go and get Billie something to drink.
378
00:16:25,902 --> 00:16:27,492
Yeah.
379
00:16:30,782 --> 00:16:32,492
I got it. Let's go.
380
00:16:32,575 --> 00:16:33,905
Oh, oh, bye.
381
00:16:37,038 --> 00:16:38,788
Is that my bathrobe?
382
00:16:42,585 --> 00:16:43,915
What’s up with this?
383
00:16:44,838 --> 00:16:46,168
Never seen you here this early.
384
00:16:48,675 --> 00:16:50,385
Huh. Uh-oh.
385
00:16:50,468 --> 00:16:51,928
Trouble in paradise?
386
00:16:52,011 --> 00:16:53,721
No, no, it's all good.
387
00:16:53,805 --> 00:16:54,972
You know, the kids are good.
388
00:16:55,640 --> 00:16:57,520
Maisy's good, but...
389
00:16:59,519 --> 00:17:01,229
You ever wish you could stop time?
390
00:17:02,147 --> 00:17:03,977
It’s not a wish, bud, sunk a boatload
391
00:17:04,065 --> 00:17:05,399
into some time machine startups.
392
00:17:05,442 --> 00:17:06,652
Just waitin’ to cash in.
393
00:17:07,819 --> 00:17:11,699
It’s like... when did our
bodies stop playing fair?
394
00:17:13,366 --> 00:17:15,446
Dude, we’re as young as we feel.
395
00:17:16,703 --> 00:17:18,543
Hey, take your last season.
396
00:17:19,873 --> 00:17:21,043
You weren't scoring.
397
00:17:21,124 --> 00:17:22,584
They cut your ice time.
398
00:17:23,835 --> 00:17:25,295
But did you leave the party?
399
00:17:25,378 --> 00:17:26,798
Uh-uh. Yeah.
400
00:17:26,880 --> 00:17:28,420
You handled that noise.
401
00:17:28,506 --> 00:17:30,876
That is why you are Vic-The-Stick.
402
00:17:30,967 --> 00:17:32,507
Yup.
403
00:17:32,594 --> 00:17:35,474
Hey! Who gives a fuck
what people say, anyway?
404
00:17:35,555 --> 00:17:36,635
Most of us.
405
00:17:37,265 --> 00:17:38,595
Oh no,
406
00:17:38,683 --> 00:17:40,603
you are not pooping on my dock.
407
00:17:40,685 --> 00:17:42,055
Get your ass in the Lake.
408
00:17:42,145 --> 00:17:43,685
No, I'm a home pooper.
409
00:17:43,772 --> 00:17:46,152
And there's this tiny Amazonian catfish
410
00:17:46,232 --> 00:17:48,112
that can lodge itself in your urethra.
411
00:17:48,193 --> 00:17:49,903
You come to my house
412
00:17:49,986 --> 00:17:51,646
and you try to extort my cottage.
413
00:17:51,738 --> 00:17:54,238
You throw my triple glazed
French mug into the water
414
00:17:54,324 --> 00:17:55,834
and yet you're the victim.
415
00:17:55,909 --> 00:17:57,369
Justin is always the victim.
416
00:17:57,452 --> 00:17:59,542
You knew I was lactose intolerant!
417
00:17:59,621 --> 00:18:01,121
“Oh, I'm gay,
418
00:18:01,206 --> 00:18:03,286
I gave up my baby, I can't do dairy."
419
00:18:03,374 --> 00:18:05,174
Everybody feel sorry for Justin.
420
00:18:05,251 --> 00:18:06,461
You know what?
421
00:18:06,544 --> 00:18:07,674
Justin never does the work.
422
00:18:07,754 --> 00:18:09,344
Like you did?
423
00:18:09,422 --> 00:18:11,632
Sucking up to a racist
homophobe like my dad?
424
00:18:11,716 --> 00:18:13,296
And who cured him of that?
425
00:18:13,384 --> 00:18:14,594
- Me!
- Yes,
426
00:18:14,677 --> 00:18:16,427
a cis straight white woman
427
00:18:16,513 --> 00:18:18,634
who's never been affected
by any of that in her life.
428
00:18:18,640 --> 00:18:20,430
And I did it before I turned 30.
429
00:18:20,517 --> 00:18:22,017
You know what?
430
00:18:22,101 --> 00:18:24,061
I was really hoping that when I saw you
431
00:18:24,145 --> 00:18:25,855
at the boathouse barbecue,
432
00:18:25,939 --> 00:18:27,392
things would be different between us.
433
00:18:27,398 --> 00:18:29,228
All I ever wanted was a big sister.
434
00:18:29,317 --> 00:18:31,527
And all I ever wanted
was to not come second
435
00:18:31,611 --> 00:18:33,071
to a talking mudslide.
436
00:18:33,154 --> 00:18:34,824
Oh, I’ll show you a mudslide!
437
00:18:35,573 --> 00:18:37,373
What? No, no, no! That...
438
00:18:37,450 --> 00:18:39,620
Don't you dare. Don't
pull your pants down.
439
00:18:41,329 --> 00:18:42,749
That was hand woven in Marseille.
440
00:18:44,082 --> 00:18:45,422
Oh!
441
00:18:46,751 --> 00:18:48,041
The vibes are weird.
442
00:18:48,878 --> 00:18:50,508
Something's wrong.
443
00:18:50,588 --> 00:18:52,167
Who invited the kids to Quadchella?
444
00:18:52,173 --> 00:18:54,053
Oh no. They aged backwards.
445
00:18:54,133 --> 00:18:56,433
It's the only logical explanation.
446
00:18:56,511 --> 00:18:58,511
See, the triplets.
447
00:18:58,596 --> 00:19:00,176
That is what happens
448
00:19:00,265 --> 00:19:01,724
when you appropriate fairy culture.
449
00:19:02,141 --> 00:19:04,141
Oh no... it's Olive.
450
00:19:05,520 --> 00:19:06,690
And Lil Wayne.
451
00:19:09,315 --> 00:19:11,725
We have to re-bigulate them.
452
00:19:16,573 --> 00:19:19,333
How do we turn you back, Lil Wayne?
453
00:19:19,409 --> 00:19:20,539
Water!
454
00:19:20,618 --> 00:19:21,868
That's it. Remember?
455
00:19:21,953 --> 00:19:23,043
Wayne told us.
456
00:19:23,121 --> 00:19:24,751
Water’s the answer.
457
00:19:24,831 --> 00:19:26,421
It's always the answer.
458
00:19:28,126 --> 00:19:30,206
We need to hose 'em down.
459
00:19:30,295 --> 00:19:31,790
We gotta make it fun. They’re just kids.
460
00:19:31,796 --> 00:19:32,956
Water balloons.
461
00:19:37,427 --> 00:19:38,964
This is the sacrifice we have to make.
462
00:19:43,892 --> 00:19:46,942
So... question pour Victor...
463
00:19:47,812 --> 00:19:51,072
What do you and Maisers do
when you hit a hump-slump?
464
00:19:51,149 --> 00:19:52,569
Juice cleanse, usually.
465
00:19:56,571 --> 00:19:57,821
So...
466
00:19:58,948 --> 00:20:00,068
the other day...
467
00:20:00,867 --> 00:20:02,407
Jayney wants to play a new game
468
00:20:03,161 --> 00:20:05,461
and I'm like “I'm here for it babe.
469
00:20:05,538 --> 00:20:06,868
- What do you got?”
- Yeah.
470
00:20:06,956 --> 00:20:08,326
- So she ties me up.
- Yeah.
471
00:20:08,416 --> 00:20:10,246
- Gags me.
- Nice.
472
00:20:10,335 --> 00:20:11,585
- Then she leaves.
- Sweet.
473
00:20:11,669 --> 00:20:13,299
Yeah, for, like, four hours.
474
00:20:13,379 --> 00:20:15,167
- Not so sweet.
- Yeah, she went to run errands.
475
00:20:15,173 --> 00:20:17,723
Like, look, I know I
have to be supportive
476
00:20:17,800 --> 00:20:19,970
but I honestly did not like that game.
477
00:20:22,388 --> 00:20:23,888
I don't think it was a game, Wayner.
478
00:20:24,599 --> 00:20:25,933
I think she wanted some me-time.
479
00:20:26,643 --> 00:20:28,313
Me-time?
480
00:20:28,394 --> 00:20:29,564
No way.
481
00:20:31,314 --> 00:20:32,984
My girl doesn't want to party with me.
482
00:20:33,066 --> 00:20:34,816
My girls don't party with me!
483
00:20:34,901 --> 00:20:36,111
I'm still the party.
484
00:20:36,945 --> 00:20:38,025
Nothing's changed.
485
00:20:41,074 --> 00:20:42,914
You spilled some...
486
00:20:45,119 --> 00:20:46,449
Thanks for the advice, Wayner.
487
00:20:47,038 --> 00:20:49,918
Dude, I'm full of great advice...
488
00:20:50,583 --> 00:20:51,833
but does anyone listen to me?
489
00:20:51,918 --> 00:20:54,498
- Shit. No.
- I can't hear you.
490
00:20:54,587 --> 00:20:57,007
If you see Jayney,
would you tell her to call me?
491
00:21:06,975 --> 00:21:08,055
We did it.
492
00:21:09,227 --> 00:21:10,647
They’re all wet.
493
00:21:10,728 --> 00:21:12,398
They should re-bigulate any minute.
494
00:21:13,231 --> 00:21:14,571
Yeah.
495
00:21:16,859 --> 00:21:18,109
What the...
496
00:21:19,946 --> 00:21:21,156
Killian.
497
00:21:22,907 --> 00:21:23,987
See?
498
00:21:24,075 --> 00:21:25,865
We had to re-bigulate them.
499
00:21:25,952 --> 00:21:27,582
Quadchella is two doors up.
500
00:21:30,581 --> 00:21:31,831
Yes, ma’am.
501
00:21:31,916 --> 00:21:34,286
Sorry ma'am.
502
00:21:34,377 --> 00:21:36,087
What the fuck?
503
00:21:42,552 --> 00:21:43,642
Oh.
504
00:21:45,054 --> 00:21:46,144
Oh, God.
505
00:21:48,182 --> 00:21:49,352
- Hey, Dad?
- Hey, son.
506
00:21:50,101 --> 00:21:51,691
Got a minute?
507
00:21:51,769 --> 00:21:53,561
If this is about the
talent show postmortem,
508
00:21:53,604 --> 00:21:54,864
I'm still not ready.
509
00:21:55,606 --> 00:21:57,316
No, that's not why I'm here.
510
00:22:02,113 --> 00:22:03,163
Oh!
511
00:22:06,325 --> 00:22:08,745
Look, I know your body is
going through some changes...
512
00:22:09,620 --> 00:22:11,040
but I just want to let you know
513
00:22:11,122 --> 00:22:13,002
that manopause is perfectly normal.
514
00:22:14,375 --> 00:22:15,785
Manopause?
515
00:22:16,711 --> 00:22:17,751
They’re one size up.
516
00:22:18,546 --> 00:22:19,956
I'm good.
517
00:22:20,048 --> 00:22:21,460
You know, back on the
intermittent fasting.
518
00:22:21,466 --> 00:22:22,756
- I’m feeling great...
- Stop.
519
00:22:22,842 --> 00:22:24,392
You are not some sad has-been
520
00:22:24,469 --> 00:22:26,139
clinging to their golden age.
521
00:22:26,220 --> 00:22:27,510
Now, embrace the curves.
522
00:22:39,525 --> 00:22:40,985
Oh...
523
00:22:42,445 --> 00:22:44,275
Hm...
524
00:22:44,363 --> 00:22:45,493
Hmph.
525
00:22:45,573 --> 00:22:47,163
Oh.
526
00:22:48,284 --> 00:22:49,744
So how do you feel?
527
00:22:50,495 --> 00:22:51,575
They're okay.
528
00:22:52,330 --> 00:22:53,660
Yeah!
529
00:22:53,748 --> 00:22:55,998
I'm... I'm okay.
530
00:22:57,418 --> 00:23:00,798
That's it. Work it, Daddy. Work!
531
00:23:00,880 --> 00:23:02,220
- Yeah!
- Yeah.
532
00:23:02,298 --> 00:23:04,088
Yeah, I feel good. Thanks, coach.
533
00:23:04,175 --> 00:23:06,505
Oh, I'm gonna queue up
a Brené Brown playlist.
534
00:23:06,594 --> 00:23:08,303
We shouldn't have made
you go cold turkey.
535
00:23:08,971 --> 00:23:10,681
Thank you, son!
536
00:23:10,765 --> 00:23:12,765
I'm gonna make you proud.
I'm gonna be a new man.
537
00:23:14,977 --> 00:23:16,267
Yes!
538
00:23:18,356 --> 00:23:20,016
This was a limited run.
539
00:23:20,108 --> 00:23:21,938
You always ruin everything!
540
00:23:22,026 --> 00:23:24,486
You always ruin everything.
You ruined my family!
541
00:23:24,570 --> 00:23:25,950
You ruined my cottage,
542
00:23:26,030 --> 00:23:27,820
you ruined my childhood innocence!
543
00:23:27,907 --> 00:23:29,653
God, would you get
over that? We were kids.
544
00:23:29,659 --> 00:23:30,949
You tricked me
545
00:23:31,035 --> 00:23:32,945
into finding our parents 69-ing.
546
00:23:33,037 --> 00:23:34,497
We were playing Sardines.
547
00:23:34,580 --> 00:23:36,750
You told me where to look!
548
00:23:36,833 --> 00:23:38,173
Oh, grow up.
549
00:23:38,251 --> 00:23:39,538
They had been fucking for years.
550
00:23:39,544 --> 00:23:40,964
I was doing you a favour.
551
00:23:41,045 --> 00:23:42,295
You were doing me trauma.
552
00:23:42,380 --> 00:23:43,800
I was eight years old.
553
00:23:43,881 --> 00:23:45,381
I didn’t know that my dad was...
554
00:23:45,466 --> 00:23:48,216
- having an affair.
- The entire Lake knew!
555
00:23:48,302 --> 00:23:49,722
What did you think, that my mom
556
00:23:49,804 --> 00:23:51,854
was some work friend who was staying
557
00:23:51,931 --> 00:23:53,301
- at your cottage for a week?
- Yes!
558
00:23:53,307 --> 00:23:54,597
Because I was eight, Maisy.
559
00:23:54,684 --> 00:23:56,144
Not Dorothy Fucking Parker!
560
00:23:56,227 --> 00:23:59,017
Oh, you could never accept reality.
561
00:23:59,105 --> 00:24:00,855
You still live in a
fucking fantasy world!
562
00:24:00,940 --> 00:24:03,110
I always have to have my shit on lock
563
00:24:03,192 --> 00:24:04,902
but you get to be an endless shit show.
564
00:24:04,986 --> 00:24:07,356
Maybe that's why you're
such a constipated shrew!
565
00:24:07,446 --> 00:24:08,486
Oh!
566
00:24:08,573 --> 00:24:09,993
You know what?
567
00:24:10,074 --> 00:24:11,704
I don't care what your dad wanted.
568
00:24:11,784 --> 00:24:13,321
I don't even care what
that document says.
569
00:24:13,327 --> 00:24:14,867
The cottage is mine.
570
00:24:14,954 --> 00:24:17,464
It belongs to my kids
and I will eat shit
571
00:24:17,540 --> 00:24:19,290
before you and Billie take it from me.
572
00:24:19,375 --> 00:24:21,335
I will come for you.
573
00:24:21,419 --> 00:24:23,499
I will come for your kids.
574
00:24:23,588 --> 00:24:24,878
And then...
575
00:24:28,134 --> 00:24:29,644
Are you taking a dramatic pause?
576
00:24:29,719 --> 00:24:31,179
I’m taking a dramatic shit.
577
00:24:31,888 --> 00:24:33,928
Oh! Oh, God!
578
00:24:35,349 --> 00:24:37,809
Lovejoy wins!
579
00:24:37,894 --> 00:24:39,604
We lost the condom
580
00:24:39,687 --> 00:24:42,437
but we saved the bathrobe.
581
00:24:44,650 --> 00:24:46,490
So soft.
582
00:24:46,569 --> 00:24:47,649
I know.
583
00:24:48,738 --> 00:24:50,488
Saved something...
584
00:25:09,634 --> 00:25:10,804
Is this okay?
585
00:25:11,761 --> 00:25:14,061
- Yes.
- You sure you want to? Yeah?
586
00:25:21,437 --> 00:25:23,397
Because I'm Justin and you’re Maisy.
587
00:25:24,440 --> 00:25:26,030
It all makes sense now.
588
00:25:26,108 --> 00:25:27,646
Justin and your mom
never got re-bigulated
589
00:25:27,652 --> 00:25:29,072
so they are stuck in the past
590
00:25:29,153 --> 00:25:30,663
but we can unstuck them.
591
00:25:32,240 --> 00:25:33,990
By having sex?
592
00:25:34,075 --> 00:25:36,985
See, it's all because
your mom stole our cottage.
593
00:25:37,078 --> 00:25:38,698
- Wait, your cottage?
- Yes,
594
00:25:38,788 --> 00:25:40,288
it's in grandpa's will.
595
00:25:40,373 --> 00:25:41,993
That's why Justin and
me have been trying
596
00:25:41,999 --> 00:25:43,499
to steal it back.
597
00:25:43,584 --> 00:25:45,094
- I'm an idiot!
- You've been trying
598
00:25:45,169 --> 00:25:46,999
- to steal our cottage?
- What? No, not me.
599
00:25:47,088 --> 00:25:49,588
Well... sort of. But only to help you.
600
00:25:50,675 --> 00:25:51,755
I need to sit down.
601
00:25:52,468 --> 00:25:53,928
I am sitting down.
602
00:25:54,011 --> 00:25:55,674
You know, I wasn't
even on board at first
603
00:25:55,680 --> 00:25:57,470
but your mom is kind of a bitch.
604
00:25:57,556 --> 00:25:59,306
She can be a bit harsh, but she’s...
605
00:25:59,392 --> 00:26:00,852
Oh, my God, Killian! Don't you see?
606
00:26:00,935 --> 00:26:02,395
If we have sex,
607
00:26:02,478 --> 00:26:04,398
we re-bigulate our family’s past,
608
00:26:04,480 --> 00:26:05,980
we bring our parents back together.
609
00:26:06,816 --> 00:26:08,566
This is what our grandpa would want
610
00:26:08,651 --> 00:26:09,741
if he were here, today.
611
00:26:10,653 --> 00:26:13,203
Grandpa Derrick wants us to
have sex to save the family?
612
00:26:14,156 --> 00:26:15,236
Exactly.
613
00:26:16,117 --> 00:26:17,407
We have to fuck for grandpa.
614
00:26:19,328 --> 00:26:20,618
Whoa. Stop!
615
00:26:20,705 --> 00:26:21,905
What’s wrong?
616
00:26:21,998 --> 00:26:23,578
You tried to steal my cottage
617
00:26:23,666 --> 00:26:24,706
and you lied to me.
618
00:26:27,128 --> 00:26:28,838
I'm not feeling this anymore.
619
00:26:37,346 --> 00:26:39,263
I feel better now that I got that out.
620
00:26:39,932 --> 00:26:41,312
The memory or the turd?
621
00:26:44,812 --> 00:26:46,362
Maisy, how do we fix this?
622
00:26:46,439 --> 00:26:49,109
We can't, unless we
both get what we want.
623
00:26:49,900 --> 00:26:51,360
Hemsworth threesome?
624
00:26:51,986 --> 00:26:53,526
Oh...
625
00:26:54,739 --> 00:26:56,239
It's not our fault.
626
00:26:56,324 --> 00:26:57,991
We never wanted to
be brother and sister.
627
00:26:59,368 --> 00:27:00,658
I guess we can get a lawyer.
628
00:27:01,829 --> 00:27:02,909
Or...
629
00:27:03,706 --> 00:27:05,116
We could solve it like adults.
630
00:27:09,462 --> 00:27:11,092
Sacred blood oath?
631
00:27:11,172 --> 00:27:13,722
- Trial by tilt?
- Next weekend, Tiltapalooza.
632
00:27:13,799 --> 00:27:15,049
If I win...
633
00:27:15,134 --> 00:27:16,474
you buy me out...
634
00:27:16,552 --> 00:27:18,682
and I take my name off the trust.
635
00:27:18,763 --> 00:27:20,183
And if I win, you take your name
636
00:27:20,264 --> 00:27:21,604
off the trust and you walk away.
637
00:27:33,444 --> 00:27:34,731
Quadchella-works.
638
00:27:57,009 --> 00:27:59,009
Oh, my God.
639
00:27:59,095 --> 00:28:00,425
Hey, Miss Carter.
640
00:28:00,513 --> 00:28:01,933
It’s Knowles Carter.
641
00:28:02,848 --> 00:28:04,265
Jay-Z was lucky she gave him that.
642
00:28:09,772 --> 00:28:11,022
Is my bedroom free?
643
00:28:12,024 --> 00:28:13,824
Yeah. Sorry.
644
00:28:15,236 --> 00:28:17,316
It got kind of messy with Killian.
645
00:28:17,405 --> 00:28:19,985
I'm a squirtter, too.
I'll change the sheets.
646
00:28:20,074 --> 00:28:21,334
What? No.
647
00:28:21,409 --> 00:28:22,489
Not like that.
648
00:28:23,244 --> 00:28:24,664
It's...
649
00:28:25,746 --> 00:28:27,956
- it's over.
- Aw.
650
00:28:29,291 --> 00:28:30,381
We’re over.
651
00:28:32,628 --> 00:28:34,418
Cottage parties are all drama...
652
00:28:35,423 --> 00:28:37,173
but it all works out in the morning.
653
00:28:40,636 --> 00:28:42,806
But it's probably for the best.
654
00:28:42,888 --> 00:28:45,598
No one should marry their
first crush at the Lake.
655
00:28:47,852 --> 00:28:48,892
No one.
656
00:28:52,898 --> 00:28:54,188
How’d the viewings go?
657
00:28:57,027 --> 00:28:58,647
Most ran out screaming...
658
00:28:59,864 --> 00:29:01,954
but it was good to
be back in the saddle.
659
00:29:05,119 --> 00:29:06,409
It sounds crazy...
660
00:29:08,205 --> 00:29:09,785
but the houses speak to me.
661
00:29:13,252 --> 00:29:14,552
They tell me who they want.
662
00:29:15,421 --> 00:29:17,011
How much to go above asking.
663
00:29:22,261 --> 00:29:23,551
Do you hear?
664
00:29:25,014 --> 00:29:26,524
They're talking to me right now.
665
00:29:35,191 --> 00:29:36,531
Oh, um...
666
00:30:03,677 --> 00:30:05,217
Sorry about your bag.
667
00:30:05,846 --> 00:30:07,176
It was really pretty.
668
00:30:08,224 --> 00:30:09,984
Meh. I got it at Target.
669
00:30:12,228 --> 00:30:13,978
Man, you really are the worst.
670
00:30:29,082 --> 00:30:34,004
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