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- Synced & Corrected by Dragoniod -
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To lifeguard...
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is to guard life.
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These trials will
test speed, strength...
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and your response to danger.
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Wearing the red swimsuit is a privilege.
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We stand on the sun-kissed shoulders
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of the greats who came before us:
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Pamela Anderson.
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David Hasselhoff.
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Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson.
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Yup.
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Are we ready?
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Set...
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Swim! Swim! Swim!
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- Come on!
- Bring it, girls!
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- Come on, girls, come on!
- Keep breathing!
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Why is everyone so amped for
lifeguarding certifications?
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'Cause, man! Lifeguards rule the beach.
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They got the cash, they got the bods,
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they got unlimited
access to the Boathouse.
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I'm sorry, were you a lifeguard?
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No. My love handles
and Maisy being captain
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- meant that was never to be.
- You barely sound bitter.
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Yeah, I know. I need a
new emotional diuretic.
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But we're celebrating,
because of Ulrika and the board
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are voting against Maisy's reno.
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- So you finally beat Maisy!
- Yes, but ladies don't brag.
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Come on, Killian!
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Come on, girls! Haul ass!
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Go hard!
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That should be you out there.
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Oh, I know. I'm three
seconds faster than Killian.
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- Yes, you are.
- But he can have it this year.
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"This year"?
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As in, there's gonna be a next year?
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Ah, I don't know.
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There's no sport in beating the Quads.
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- Mmm?
- And if you run Maisy
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off the lake, Killian goes too.
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He's a part of the set.
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Fine.
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When I get the cottage,
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we will workshop your
cottage-share idea.
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- For real?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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You're making me a better
person and it's disgusting.
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It looks like Killian's leading.
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- I'm gonna go watch up close.
- Okay.
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I was so stanning her and Olive...
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I want to introduce you to someone.
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This is Gilson Fishburne,
our local county councillor.
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- Oh.
- And he's running for mayor.
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- Oh!
- This is Justin Lovejoy,
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my stepfather's son.
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- Yeah, hello.
- Gil.
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- Gil "The Thrill."
- Oh, dear.
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Will you be joining us tonight
at Maisy's farmhouse cookout?
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- ...Farmhouse cookout?
- Yeah, I thought
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it would be a fun
theme for a fundraiser.
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I'm also helping with Gil's campaign.
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And I'm learning so
much about local law.
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Like, a farmhouse can actually
be bulldozed without a permit!
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And architecture is so subjective.
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Who's to say what's a
cottage, what's a farmhouse?
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Actually, I do. I make that decision.
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Yes, yes you do!
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So how does our new Boathouse
president feel about this idea?
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Ulrika gave us the green thumbs-up.
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- Oh!
- Yes! It turns out
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some of her garden's more exotic crops
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don't have the necessary paperwork,
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but Gil here was kind
enough to let that slide.
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Glad I could be of help.
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Well, it's an election year.
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Gotta go press some flesh.
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- Interesting choice of words.
- That's right. Bye.
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Take care.
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That's why you gave Ulrika
your spot in the election!
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That's why you did it,
because you knew that you could
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use Gil to screw her.
But if you lost to Wayne,
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you would've actually been screwed. Ha!
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- Uh, whoa! I just...
- And our new
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Junior Lifeguard: Killian Lin!
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No!
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Way to go, baby! Woo!
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Oh, I'm so proud of you!
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Oh, come to the cookout tonight.
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It'll be fun! We'll be
celebrating Killian's victory.
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And... mine too, I guess!
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She always wins.
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She always fucking wins!
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Killian Lin! You are
now a Junior Lifeguard.
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Here are the keys to the Boathouse.
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You are guarding the Bifrost
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so that only true heroes may enter!
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Also Riley, he has a spare set.
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I'll guard them with my... uh, Thor.
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Good!
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The Boathouse's first Chinese-Canadian
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Junior Lifeguard! I'm so proud of you!
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My boy's breaking barriers like
his dad broke bones on the ice!
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Okay, I'm gonna
go hang out with Billie now.
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You're coming with me!
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Don't be late for the cookout!
You're the guest of honour.
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- Bravo!
- So, how much did this
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little farmhouse loophole cost us, babe?
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I offered my services as
an expert brand manager
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for Gil's campaign!
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And the cash for one of our bathrooms.
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The one with the butt fountain?
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It's called a bidet, honey. It's French.
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Ugh! Can't we lose something else?
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The sauna?
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You know my hockey
injuries are only soothed
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by steam and Alaskan yellow cedar.
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- Right.
- How about Opal's walk-in?
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Only if you're the one to tell him.
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This is Justin's fault.
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He cost me the election.
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Stay frosty.
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Where the frick are my carbs?
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I wouldn't.
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It's been a really rough morning.
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Those... those have been
there since before my time.
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Want some sour cream and listeria chips?
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No. And why are we eating our feelings?
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Because,
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my stepsister is gonna
bulldoze my family cottage
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and there's nothing I can do about it.
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I'm sorry. That... sucks.
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Yeah, it sucks. Everything sucks.
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Whoopsie. I swear, I turned Grindr off
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- when I came up to the lake.
- Never turn it off.
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Slim pickings up here.
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What's your handle?
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JustinTimbersnake91.
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- Okay.
- Yours?
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Riley.
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That tracks.
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What did I say?
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Shall we see what horny
truckers seek our company?
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- Huh.
- Ah...
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Bold choice, posting his age.
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No, that's 4-3.
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- Dude's into threesomes.
- Oh...
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And "Mayor_Naise" is because
he's running for mayor.
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Did you hook up with that Gil guy?
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Ish. Ish!
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Again, very small pool.
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- Oh, God!
- Hey, no, no, no! No.
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You're okay.
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Do you want some real carbs?
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Always.
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I know the perfect place.
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You are fierce. You're an animal!
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You devour your prey
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and wait 30 minutes before
getting in the water.
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You know, you'll have to
watch your back next year.
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I'm thinking of trying out.
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That's if we're back next year.
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The new cottage may not be finished yet.
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- Your reno's back on?
- Yeah.
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But I thought the
Boathouse Board nixed it.
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Nope. Mom found a loophole
because she's obsessed.
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It just sucks.
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My whole life's been moving city to city
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'cause of my dad's hockey.
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Grandpa Derek's cottage was the
only place that never changed.
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- Yeah.
- I'm sorry.
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Ugh. Lifeguard!
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Please. Go down to the beach
and get the other coolers
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and bring them to the Lifeguard Lounge.
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Someone is coming to
test these fish in the morning.
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- Skynda! Please.
- Okay.
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Uh, hey! Hang later?
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Yeah.
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What are the fish being tested for?
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Herpes.
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There's an outbreak over on Selkie Lake.
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We must act quickly to
make sure that the infection
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has not spread to our fish stocks.
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What happens if our fish have herpes?
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Do they call every fish
they've ever spawned with?
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No, we stop all activity that
slows the lake's recovery.
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Weeks of boats, waterskiing,
roadwork, construction...
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- Construction?
- Mm-hmm.
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Oh, and fish communicate
with farts, not phones.
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How would they text with
their tiny little fins?
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Fishing?
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Selkie Lake?
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You and gluten...
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why can't I quit you?
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Hey, Jayne. Doin' okay?
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Everything was fine until you showed up.
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Putting ideas in my head.
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"Why don't you run against Maisy?"
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"Why did you settle for Wayne?"
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- I never said that...
- "Summer of Jayne"?
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This is summer of pain.
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My girls will never make
lifeguard captain now.
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Not with Killian lapping them.
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I won't let her take it from us.
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The next time I see Maisy,
I'm gonna tell her...
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- Tell her what, Jayner?
- How excited I am
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for Maisy's cookout tonight!
I'm gonna make my crab cakes.
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- Everyone loves them.
- Lookin' forward to it.
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Touch less cilantro
this time, okay, Jayner?
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Hey, would you mind giving
J-spot and I a hot sec?
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Nailing down that gay vote,
hardest part of the campaign.
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- Cost me my presidency.
- Ooh.
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You know I can't vote, right?
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The only vote I want from you is...
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NOTIFICATION] Vrrt. Vrrt. Vrrt.
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You tappin' back, Timbersnake?
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Why don't you tap Maisy's ass?
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You're already way the hell up there.
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Oh, meow! Kitty likes to scratch.
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I see why Maisy brought in my big guns.
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- Oh...
- I see it all the time
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up here, J-spot. One kid
wants to knock the cabin down,
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the other one wants to
turn it into a museum,
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and here's poor little Gil.
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Actually not so little, and
surprisingly attentive...
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- Oh, God.
- Stuck in the middle,
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and all I want is
what's best for the lake.
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Okay. Well, as if you haven't
already made up your mind, Gil.
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I'm currently fielding
several counteroffers.
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Well, I don't have Maisy's kind of cash.
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I take other currency.
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- I mean sex...
- Yes, that was clear.
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Thank you, but I have a date,
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and I don't want to make
any early withdrawals,
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if you know what I mean,
in case it goes well.
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If you include Riley,
we got a done deal.
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How did you know it was Riley?
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Gay-P-S. Keeping the community together.
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- You wanna stick it to Maisy?
- Yeah.
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- I get to stick it to you.
- What?
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And then you're gonna stick it to me,
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and then I'm going to stick it to Riley.
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We don't have to decide
the order right now.
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Do we have a deal?
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Let's make a manwich!
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Don't do it.
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I think we may have a problem.
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Gil was all over Justin this morning.
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We may have to prepare
for contingencies.
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Like?
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The juicing island.
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But we've already given so much!
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I know, I know! I...
252
00:11:36,863 --> 00:11:39,913
Well, Gil does take other currencies.
253
00:11:39,991 --> 00:11:42,491
Bitcoin? Stock options?
254
00:11:42,577 --> 00:11:44,247
Livestock.
255
00:11:44,329 --> 00:11:46,619
A blue chip, like an
ex-pro hockey player,
256
00:11:46,706 --> 00:11:49,126
may tip the balance
if we need to counter.
257
00:11:50,794 --> 00:11:52,884
It's no different than the strap-on!
258
00:11:52,963 --> 00:11:54,303
It's just like we practiced.
259
00:11:54,381 --> 00:11:57,051
Listen, no pain, no stain.
260
00:11:57,134 --> 00:11:58,894
Right?
261
00:12:03,014 --> 00:12:06,944
Well, you are the cutest
fisherwoman I have ever seen!
262
00:12:07,018 --> 00:12:09,768
And that is the gayest
plaid I've ever seen.
263
00:12:13,692 --> 00:12:15,612
- Hi!
- Hi!
264
00:12:15,694 --> 00:12:17,244
Oh, someone's in a good mood!
265
00:12:17,320 --> 00:12:19,110
I'm going fishing with a friend.
266
00:12:19,197 --> 00:12:21,777
- Is that code?
- No, actual fishing.
267
00:12:21,867 --> 00:12:25,867
- No fishiness on my watch.
- And who is this friend?
268
00:12:25,954 --> 00:12:28,254
Oh, just her cousin.
Totally age-appropriate.
269
00:12:28,331 --> 00:12:30,751
- Justin!
- I will give you some privacy.
270
00:12:30,834 --> 00:12:33,554
- It was lovely to see you.
- Okay, bye, Justin!
271
00:12:35,422 --> 00:12:37,882
Can I get some advice on
something? I have a quandary.
272
00:12:37,966 --> 00:12:40,586
Oh, yes, please. We
love a good quandary.
273
00:12:40,677 --> 00:12:42,717
Okay, so they're gonna destroy something
274
00:12:42,804 --> 00:12:45,974
- that's always been here.
- Like old-growth trees?
275
00:12:46,057 --> 00:12:48,637
Totally, that. So, where do we, like,
276
00:12:48,727 --> 00:12:50,897
stand on doing something a little wrong
277
00:12:50,979 --> 00:12:54,149
to save something like old-growth trees?
278
00:12:54,232 --> 00:12:56,992
- We stand with you.
- Fight big lumber!
279
00:12:57,068 --> 00:12:58,738
Billie Bear, I wish you could be here.
280
00:12:58,820 --> 00:13:01,280
The sushi is so good.
281
00:13:01,364 --> 00:13:02,624
- Ready?
- Uh-huh.
282
00:13:02,699 --> 00:13:04,239
Mmm!
283
00:13:04,326 --> 00:13:06,406
Hey, did you know that
fish can get herpes?
284
00:13:08,747 --> 00:13:10,867
Have fun in Kyoto!
285
00:13:17,214 --> 00:13:19,884
Oh, boy. Your dry
cleaner's gonna love you.
286
00:13:19,966 --> 00:13:23,136
What... you were serious.
287
00:13:23,220 --> 00:13:25,470
I thought fishing was code or something.
288
00:13:25,555 --> 00:13:28,345
Why does everybody think
that? I'm very literal.
289
00:13:28,433 --> 00:13:32,523
Here, let me help you. Which...
290
00:13:32,604 --> 00:13:34,814
- For you.
- Thank you.
291
00:13:34,898 --> 00:13:36,648
I better show you how to cast, then.
292
00:13:37,859 --> 00:13:40,569
Okay, so first, you've
gotta pick the lure.
293
00:13:41,738 --> 00:13:44,738
Actually, no...
294
00:13:44,824 --> 00:13:46,494
let the lure pick you.
295
00:13:49,329 --> 00:13:50,959
I watched some YouTube tutorials.
296
00:13:55,335 --> 00:13:56,375
Oh, my God.
297
00:13:57,420 --> 00:13:58,960
Fuck keto!
298
00:13:59,047 --> 00:14:01,627
- Do you two need to be alone?
- Don't judge me.
299
00:14:03,301 --> 00:14:06,141
Oh! It's gonna be Billie.
300
00:14:06,221 --> 00:14:08,101
She's very, very in...
301
00:14:09,558 --> 00:14:12,018
invested in our date.
302
00:14:12,102 --> 00:14:13,772
How is that whole...
303
00:14:13,853 --> 00:14:15,653
kind-of-being-a-dad thing going?
304
00:14:15,730 --> 00:14:18,280
I don't know. Kinda weird.
305
00:14:18,358 --> 00:14:20,068
Kinda good.
306
00:14:20,151 --> 00:14:22,193
It's just the most time
we've ever spent together.
307
00:14:22,821 --> 00:14:23,911
She's a cool kid.
308
00:14:24,781 --> 00:14:27,491
- Very together.
- She is.
309
00:14:27,576 --> 00:14:30,496
Very together. Too together.
I sometimes worry, like,
310
00:14:30,579 --> 00:14:32,539
"Adderall valedictorian" together.
311
00:14:32,622 --> 00:14:35,292
But listen, I am way too fresh and dewy
312
00:14:35,375 --> 00:14:37,205
to be some baby-bjorn-gayby-daddy who's
313
00:14:37,294 --> 00:14:39,456
just droning on about his
kids. I wanna know about you.
314
00:14:39,462 --> 00:14:40,958
So what's Riley about, besides being
315
00:14:40,964 --> 00:14:43,094
the handiest man on the lake?
316
00:14:43,174 --> 00:14:45,644
I just do all that to
support my photography.
317
00:14:45,719 --> 00:14:47,969
Okay! She's an artiste, huh?
318
00:14:48,054 --> 00:14:50,604
So, what do you shoot? Like, landscapes?
319
00:14:50,682 --> 00:14:52,772
Portraits?
320
00:14:52,851 --> 00:14:57,061
I use roadkill to recreate
iconic crime scenes from CSI.
321
00:14:57,147 --> 00:15:01,227
I call it "RKI:
Roadkill Investigations."
322
00:15:01,318 --> 00:15:03,188
Is that, like, fan fic, or, like...
323
00:15:04,487 --> 00:15:06,157
like, fur fic?
324
00:15:06,239 --> 00:15:08,659
It's to bring awareness
to the animals' deaths.
325
00:15:08,742 --> 00:15:10,492
- Yeah.
- Okay.
326
00:15:10,577 --> 00:15:11,657
Speeding kills.
327
00:15:12,996 --> 00:15:14,538
It's actually why I brought you here.
328
00:15:14,623 --> 00:15:16,543
This is where I scout most of my models.
329
00:15:17,542 --> 00:15:18,712
Hmm...
330
00:15:19,919 --> 00:15:21,629
Wow.
331
00:15:21,713 --> 00:15:24,013
Uh...
332
00:15:24,090 --> 00:15:25,130
Great.
333
00:15:26,885 --> 00:15:29,295
So, uh, what's your, um...
334
00:15:29,387 --> 00:15:32,267
what's your spicy
Mayor_Naise story, huh?
335
00:15:32,349 --> 00:15:34,429
I met him. Kind of cute in, like,
336
00:15:34,517 --> 00:15:36,387
a hot-for-vice-principal sort of way.
337
00:15:37,395 --> 00:15:39,855
I almost hooked up with
him and his husband.
338
00:15:39,939 --> 00:15:41,899
- Oh!
- But, uh,
339
00:15:41,983 --> 00:15:44,363
Joe Rogaine there didn't
tell his hus-bear at first.
340
00:15:44,444 --> 00:15:46,154
Yikes.
341
00:15:46,237 --> 00:15:48,487
Which is why I prefer sex
parties over threesomes.
342
00:15:48,573 --> 00:15:49,953
Yeah.
343
00:15:50,033 --> 00:15:51,533
It's far more democratic.
344
00:15:51,618 --> 00:15:53,618
Sure. Yeah. You've gotta
get the democracy going.
345
00:15:56,331 --> 00:15:57,998
Billie wants a picture
of the food truck.
346
00:15:58,041 --> 00:15:59,671
Do you wanna take a selfie with me?
347
00:15:59,751 --> 00:16:01,291
Sure.
348
00:16:07,092 --> 00:16:08,432
She's gonna love it.
349
00:16:12,263 --> 00:16:15,683
Our presence is being
requested at Maisy's cookout.
350
00:16:15,767 --> 00:16:17,309
What do you mean? You want to go now?
351
00:16:17,394 --> 00:16:19,814
Well, the sooner we
make an appearance...
352
00:16:19,896 --> 00:16:21,146
the sooner we can leave.
353
00:16:21,231 --> 00:16:22,361
Okay.
354
00:16:24,234 --> 00:16:26,994
Okay. Yeah. I'll just, um...
355
00:16:27,070 --> 00:16:28,860
We gotta... we gotta leave.
356
00:16:28,947 --> 00:16:30,987
We gotta go. We're gonna do this.
357
00:16:33,702 --> 00:16:35,542
Yeah, just start the car.
358
00:16:39,040 --> 00:16:40,380
Are those sores?
359
00:16:41,376 --> 00:16:42,916
Gross. Let's toss it back...
360
00:16:43,002 --> 00:16:45,302
- Oh, wait, no. I need it!
- For what?
361
00:16:45,380 --> 00:16:46,970
To, uh...
362
00:16:47,048 --> 00:16:48,718
find a cure.
363
00:16:49,551 --> 00:16:50,721
For fish herpes?
364
00:16:50,802 --> 00:16:52,392
Mm-hmm.
365
00:16:52,470 --> 00:16:54,220
There's not even a
cure for human herpes.
366
00:16:54,305 --> 00:16:57,305
Which is why we owe it to
the mouth sore community
367
00:16:57,392 --> 00:16:59,562
to explore all forms of the disease.
368
00:16:59,644 --> 00:17:00,904
The cure is out there.
369
00:17:03,064 --> 00:17:04,654
What...
370
00:17:04,733 --> 00:17:06,395
I'm trying to make it look like our lake
371
00:17:06,401 --> 00:17:07,861
was infected with herpes.
372
00:17:07,944 --> 00:17:09,784
Ulrika said if the fish had herpes,
373
00:17:09,863 --> 00:17:11,573
construction on the lake would stop.
374
00:17:11,656 --> 00:17:15,076
And I know how much
our grandpa's... ew...
375
00:17:15,160 --> 00:17:19,000
your grandpa's cottage means to you.
376
00:17:19,080 --> 00:17:21,080
I thought maybe this could save it.
377
00:17:21,166 --> 00:17:22,666
That's environmental sabotage.
378
00:17:22,751 --> 00:17:23,791
Yeah.
379
00:17:25,253 --> 00:17:27,053
I'm touched.
380
00:17:27,130 --> 00:17:28,800
Really.
381
00:17:28,882 --> 00:17:30,722
I wasn't gonna actually infect the lake.
382
00:17:30,800 --> 00:17:32,300
Just swap out a fish
383
00:17:32,385 --> 00:17:34,177
that was going in for
testing with this one.
384
00:17:34,220 --> 00:17:36,010
But it's insane, so we can
385
00:17:36,097 --> 00:17:37,639
- just toss it back.
- Or...
386
00:17:40,059 --> 00:17:42,059
We could Greenpeace this shit.
387
00:17:42,145 --> 00:17:43,895
Let's do this.
388
00:17:51,029 --> 00:17:52,109
Hey!
389
00:18:03,249 --> 00:18:04,879
I'm watching you three.
390
00:18:04,959 --> 00:18:07,089
Hey, you two. How are you?
391
00:18:09,339 --> 00:18:13,089
Oh! Becky-Sue, Becky-Sue, Becky-Sue.
392
00:18:13,176 --> 00:18:15,716
Say goodbye to Grandpappy's farm.
393
00:18:15,804 --> 00:18:19,274
Looks like the bank finally
called in Daddy's loan.
394
00:18:19,349 --> 00:18:24,439
Oh, well, hopefully this will
take care of Daddy's debts.
395
00:18:24,521 --> 00:18:28,071
Oh, actually, Becks, the,
uh, price has gone up...
396
00:18:28,149 --> 00:18:29,729
threefold,
397
00:18:29,818 --> 00:18:32,238
I'm fielding some
interesting counteroffers.
398
00:18:32,320 --> 00:18:34,950
Well, we're happy to match any price.
399
00:18:35,031 --> 00:18:36,781
Maisy...
400
00:18:38,326 --> 00:18:39,786
that's what I love about you.
401
00:18:43,456 --> 00:18:46,916
- There goes our juicing island.
- And our custom clawfoot.
402
00:18:47,001 --> 00:18:49,961
Unless "three" means...
403
00:18:51,005 --> 00:18:53,045
- Oh...
- No, babes!
404
00:18:53,132 --> 00:18:55,302
We haven't had a threesome
since my rookie year.
405
00:18:55,385 --> 00:18:57,425
Don't you remember
our Tampa Bay Triangle?
406
00:18:57,512 --> 00:18:59,512
I barely remember Tequila Bay Triangle.
407
00:18:59,597 --> 00:19:02,267
You did have a lot of
mescaline that night.
408
00:19:02,350 --> 00:19:05,850
Just sit back, relax,
and think of your sauna.
409
00:19:08,606 --> 00:19:10,226
No pain, no stain.
410
00:19:10,316 --> 00:19:11,896
Know what's better than one fiddle?
411
00:19:11,985 --> 00:19:13,435
- What?
- Two fiddles.
412
00:19:25,540 --> 00:19:27,040
Love your scrunchie.
413
00:19:30,962 --> 00:19:32,842
I think there's more
room in the kitchen.
414
00:19:34,465 --> 00:19:35,675
Mm-hmm.
415
00:19:37,427 --> 00:19:38,797
Sweet.
416
00:19:38,887 --> 00:19:41,427
Hey, sorry, babe. Had to take a waz.
417
00:19:41,514 --> 00:19:43,684
Whoreen and Saggy Balls
are still in the shitter.
418
00:19:43,766 --> 00:19:45,976
Nobody wants my crab cakes!
419
00:19:46,811 --> 00:19:48,611
Our girls aren't lifeguards.
420
00:19:48,688 --> 00:19:53,358
And you let me wear
this stupid scrunchie!
421
00:19:54,485 --> 00:19:56,395
Hey, I love your scrunchie, babe.
422
00:19:57,238 --> 00:19:58,818
And you know I love your crab cakes.
423
00:20:00,158 --> 00:20:01,828
I used to be captain,
424
00:20:01,910 --> 00:20:04,080
until Maisy stole it from me!
425
00:20:05,872 --> 00:20:09,582
It was three to one in our favour!
426
00:20:09,667 --> 00:20:11,627
Where did... where did I go wrong?
427
00:20:12,962 --> 00:20:14,882
It's too much cilantro, babe.
428
00:20:14,964 --> 00:20:17,014
Okay? Just adjust the
ratios and it's fine.
429
00:20:17,091 --> 00:20:18,591
Our girls, babe.
430
00:20:20,170 --> 00:20:22,678
I failed them.
431
00:20:22,693 --> 00:20:26,602
Jaynie... you are the greatest mom ever.
432
00:20:26,684 --> 00:20:28,694
Hey, our girls?
433
00:20:28,770 --> 00:20:31,860
They got your smokin' bod.
They got my super smarts.
434
00:20:31,940 --> 00:20:33,980
And one day, they are gonna follow in
435
00:20:34,067 --> 00:20:36,147
their mom's MILF-y footsteps
436
00:20:36,235 --> 00:20:38,565
and they're gonna marry
a great guy... or girl...
437
00:20:38,655 --> 00:20:39,695
like me.
438
00:20:41,449 --> 00:20:43,159
First time I saw you,
439
00:20:43,242 --> 00:20:46,042
I knew I was gonna spend the
rest of my night with you.
440
00:20:47,622 --> 00:20:48,752
Then you got pregnant.
441
00:20:50,291 --> 00:20:53,461
And I thought, "I'm pretty sure
she said she was on the pill."
442
00:20:53,544 --> 00:20:55,424
Then you said, "I'm
getting an abortion."
443
00:20:55,505 --> 00:20:58,675
Ugh, that's when I knew you
were the girl for me, Jaynie!
444
00:20:58,758 --> 00:21:01,468
And now six IVF treatments
later, here we are!
445
00:21:02,428 --> 00:21:05,178
So who gives a shit if
Killian won lifeguard
446
00:21:05,264 --> 00:21:07,234
or if Maisy still looks fit as hell?
447
00:21:08,101 --> 00:21:10,481
You are my girl, Jaynie. Forever.
448
00:21:14,482 --> 00:21:16,282
I... I have to go.
449
00:21:20,947 --> 00:21:23,867
Whew. Check out the
height on that tushy.
450
00:21:25,535 --> 00:21:27,285
Gotta get me some Spanx.
451
00:21:41,509 --> 00:21:42,549
Ugh.
452
00:21:45,138 --> 00:21:48,428
Oh, God, there's that hornt-up creep.
453
00:21:48,516 --> 00:21:51,476
Bleh. You know what the worst part is?
454
00:21:51,561 --> 00:21:53,691
They're usually great in bed.
455
00:21:53,771 --> 00:21:55,941
Oh, God, curses!
456
00:21:56,899 --> 00:22:00,239
Sure, yeah. Nothing beats
a dirty hate-fuck, but...
457
00:22:00,319 --> 00:22:01,779
Threesomes are a fourth-date thing?
458
00:22:03,573 --> 00:22:06,163
I thought we were vibing,
but, hey, if you want
459
00:22:06,242 --> 00:22:07,904
to have a three-way
with "Mayor_Naise"...
460
00:22:07,910 --> 00:22:09,790
We are, we are. We're... we're vibing.
461
00:22:09,871 --> 00:22:12,501
There's... there's total vibes.
462
00:22:12,582 --> 00:22:14,172
It's just that, um...
463
00:22:14,250 --> 00:22:16,090
Oh!
464
00:22:16,169 --> 00:22:17,879
- Hello.
- Hello.
465
00:22:17,962 --> 00:22:20,212
Shit. Just give me a sec, okay?
466
00:22:22,467 --> 00:22:24,007
Don't go anywhere.
467
00:22:25,887 --> 00:22:28,717
Oh, look who finally decided
to show up to the party.
468
00:22:28,806 --> 00:22:32,056
You just missed it. Maisy made
a huge donation to my campaign.
469
00:22:32,143 --> 00:22:33,563
Oh!
470
00:22:33,644 --> 00:22:36,444
I'm gonna miss this old barn.
471
00:22:36,522 --> 00:22:40,232
Justin, I am so pleased
that you and Riley showed up.
472
00:22:40,318 --> 00:22:41,608
Enjoy the crab cakes.
473
00:22:42,737 --> 00:22:45,157
What the fuck, Gil? We had a deal!
474
00:22:45,239 --> 00:22:47,110
It was just feeling like
you weren't gonna deliver.
475
00:22:47,116 --> 00:22:50,326
Oh, I deliver. I can
Pony Express-deliver.
476
00:22:50,411 --> 00:22:52,411
I just thought that I had
a little bit more time.
477
00:22:52,497 --> 00:22:54,707
Well, now that Maisy's fat
check is burning a hole in
478
00:22:54,791 --> 00:22:59,301
my back pocket, time is not an
asset you have, Ponyboy. But...
479
00:22:59,378 --> 00:23:01,541
If you and Riley
want to get funky in the bunky
480
00:23:01,547 --> 00:23:04,757
in about ten minutes, I'll see
to it that Maisy won't be able
481
00:23:04,842 --> 00:23:07,182
to screw in so much as a lightbulb
482
00:23:07,261 --> 00:23:10,681
unless I give her a permit
in this town. Or else...
483
00:23:10,765 --> 00:23:12,885
Beep. Beep. Beep.
484
00:23:12,975 --> 00:23:14,475
"Oh no, my cottage.
485
00:23:14,560 --> 00:23:16,520
No, not my cottage. Not the cottage!"
486
00:23:21,943 --> 00:23:23,113
That's not my voice.
487
00:23:23,945 --> 00:23:25,775
- Oh!
- Family always helps.
488
00:23:25,863 --> 00:23:27,453
Staff uniforms are in the kitchen.
489
00:23:27,532 --> 00:23:28,992
Opal, I'm not...
490
00:23:29,075 --> 00:23:31,405
- Ándale!
- God...
491
00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:40,340
I'm sorry, Jaynie.
492
00:23:40,419 --> 00:23:43,209
I let you and the dance crew down.
493
00:23:43,297 --> 00:23:45,217
We had such dreams...
494
00:23:45,299 --> 00:23:48,429
Cosmetology, real estate...
495
00:23:48,511 --> 00:23:50,511
advanced cosmetology.
496
00:23:51,722 --> 00:23:53,102
Can you ever forgive me?
497
00:24:04,610 --> 00:24:06,110
Should we put him with the others?
498
00:24:06,195 --> 00:24:08,155
No. What if the others
don't have herpes?
499
00:24:08,239 --> 00:24:10,319
Mmm... take out one of Ulrika's fish
500
00:24:10,408 --> 00:24:12,078
and put Herpie Hancock in instead.
501
00:24:12,160 --> 00:24:13,740
Aww, you named our fish?
502
00:24:13,828 --> 00:24:15,618
Shut up.
503
00:24:15,705 --> 00:24:17,285
Okay. Uh...
504
00:24:20,668 --> 00:24:22,088
There are no empty coolers,
505
00:24:22,170 --> 00:24:23,587
so where do we put the clean fish?
506
00:24:25,339 --> 00:24:27,049
Back in the lake.
507
00:24:27,133 --> 00:24:29,303
Then we make our little
Herpie Hancock comfy here,
508
00:24:29,385 --> 00:24:31,135
and we have ourselves an outbreak!
509
00:24:33,055 --> 00:24:36,135
Jailbreak's what you're in
for when I tell your parents!
510
00:24:36,225 --> 00:24:38,635
You two need to come with me.
511
00:24:43,858 --> 00:24:45,608
Oh, yee-haw!
512
00:24:45,693 --> 00:24:49,243
I, uh... I could get
into this little roleplay.
513
00:24:49,322 --> 00:24:50,872
Well, I hope so,
514
00:24:50,948 --> 00:24:52,948
'cause what I was trying
to say earlier was...
515
00:24:53,034 --> 00:24:56,294
um... I... I...
516
00:24:56,370 --> 00:25:00,210
I haven't had sex in such a long time,
517
00:25:00,291 --> 00:25:01,751
and I am so freaked out about it.
518
00:25:01,834 --> 00:25:03,754
Aw, it's like riding a bicycle.
519
00:25:03,836 --> 00:25:05,756
Yes, but my last bicycle had sex
520
00:25:05,838 --> 00:25:07,758
with 24 other bicycles
and fat-shamed me.
521
00:25:08,841 --> 00:25:11,091
We don't have to have sex.
522
00:25:11,177 --> 00:25:13,006
No, no, no, I wanna
have sex with you, Riley.
523
00:25:13,012 --> 00:25:15,137
I wanna have sex with you.
I wanna have so much sex.
524
00:25:15,181 --> 00:25:17,010
It's just that I don't
want my first time in...
525
00:25:17,016 --> 00:25:20,266
let's just round down
to a year... to be bad.
526
00:25:20,353 --> 00:25:22,903
Not if it's with somebody that
I like, 'cause then, honestly,
527
00:25:22,980 --> 00:25:25,320
I'm just gonna get so
in my head about it.
528
00:25:25,399 --> 00:25:28,899
But I was thinking that
maybe if there was, like, a...
529
00:25:28,986 --> 00:25:31,026
if there was, like, a buffer, you know?
530
00:25:31,113 --> 00:25:33,703
Like, a buffer boy who could
just kind of get between us
531
00:25:33,783 --> 00:25:36,743
or under us, whatever, just to
take some of the pressure off!
532
00:25:36,827 --> 00:25:39,827
Are you asking me to have a
threesome on our first date?
533
00:25:39,914 --> 00:25:44,424
Yes. But only because I
really, really like you.
534
00:25:44,502 --> 00:25:47,512
Everyone, if I could
just get your attention.
535
00:25:47,588 --> 00:25:50,048
I want to make a toast
536
00:25:50,132 --> 00:25:54,852
to new beginnings, and to
the lake's future mayor.
537
00:25:54,929 --> 00:25:56,849
I'm a simple man,
538
00:25:56,931 --> 00:25:58,851
a simple man, a simply handsome man
539
00:25:58,933 --> 00:26:01,063
with a full head of hair. All mine.
540
00:26:01,143 --> 00:26:03,943
- I have a dream...
- I'll do it.
541
00:26:04,021 --> 00:26:06,021
- Wait, really?
- Yeah.
542
00:26:06,107 --> 00:26:09,027
You know, working with death a
lot makes you appreciate life,
543
00:26:09,110 --> 00:26:12,320
and sex is the one
thing we get for free.
544
00:26:12,405 --> 00:26:14,315
So...
545
00:26:14,407 --> 00:26:18,367
Hey, second date, full sex party.
546
00:26:20,454 --> 00:26:23,004
- Lots of dicks.
- Thank you, Maisy,
547
00:26:23,082 --> 00:26:25,042
for your hospitality and your vision
548
00:26:25,126 --> 00:26:28,456
for the revitalisation
of our lake. Hear, hear!
549
00:26:28,546 --> 00:26:30,083
- Hear, hear!
- I would also, uh,
550
00:26:30,089 --> 00:26:32,129
like to make a toast!
551
00:26:32,216 --> 00:26:36,346
We are... so excited
552
00:26:36,429 --> 00:26:38,809
to get behind a man
553
00:26:38,889 --> 00:26:42,059
who rises to a challenge.
554
00:26:42,143 --> 00:26:44,903
Adversity, as they say,
555
00:26:44,979 --> 00:26:47,769
makes excellent bunk fellows.
556
00:26:47,857 --> 00:26:49,067
Yeah.
557
00:26:50,401 --> 00:26:52,821
To the thrill of Gil!
558
00:26:52,903 --> 00:26:54,743
- Yeah!
- The Thrill of Gil!
559
00:26:54,822 --> 00:26:56,782
Yeah!
560
00:27:13,591 --> 00:27:16,181
Tight hip flexors can
really ruin a threesome.
561
00:27:17,803 --> 00:27:20,103
You know, I wanna stretch it out.
562
00:27:20,181 --> 00:27:23,231
- ...Yeah.
- Yeah.
563
00:27:30,232 --> 00:27:34,072
- You okay?
- Yeah. So good, so good.
564
00:27:35,321 --> 00:27:37,321
You got a new bike to ride.
565
00:27:37,406 --> 00:27:39,326
- Yeah.
- Easy, breezy.
566
00:27:39,408 --> 00:27:41,618
Squeeze me.
567
00:27:46,040 --> 00:27:47,880
Okay.
568
00:27:47,958 --> 00:27:50,418
Daddy likes what he sees.
569
00:27:51,754 --> 00:27:54,134
I think talking's not our friend here.
570
00:27:56,634 --> 00:28:00,304
I caught these two breaking
into the Lifeguard Lounge
571
00:28:00,388 --> 00:28:02,178
with this skanky little fish
572
00:28:02,264 --> 00:28:04,434
they were smuggling in from Selkie Lake.
573
00:28:04,517 --> 00:28:08,267
They were trying to
give our lake herpes.
574
00:28:09,563 --> 00:28:11,573
Jayne, are you feeling okay?
575
00:28:11,649 --> 00:28:13,229
Did you use fresh crab?
576
00:28:13,317 --> 00:28:15,777
Go ahead. Ask them.
577
00:28:15,861 --> 00:28:18,701
All right. Killian?
578
00:28:19,907 --> 00:28:22,277
I didn't want you to tear
down grandpa's cottage.
579
00:28:24,537 --> 00:28:28,287
No, it... it wasn't his
fault, it was my idea. I, um...
580
00:28:28,374 --> 00:28:30,584
I tricked him into coming with me.
581
00:28:30,668 --> 00:28:32,338
But as Boathouse staff,
582
00:28:32,420 --> 00:28:34,880
it was Killian's responsibility.
583
00:28:34,964 --> 00:28:38,054
He must surrender the tank top.
584
00:28:38,134 --> 00:28:40,094
The keys will be fine.
585
00:28:40,177 --> 00:28:42,007
Are you really going
to fire the Boathouse's
586
00:28:42,096 --> 00:28:43,756
first Chinese-Canadian lifeguard?
587
00:28:43,848 --> 00:28:45,718
It was a mistake.
588
00:28:45,808 --> 00:28:47,558
This is not about race!
589
00:28:47,643 --> 00:28:49,853
This is about an individual.
590
00:28:49,937 --> 00:28:52,227
I am sorry, kladdkaka.
591
00:28:53,983 --> 00:28:55,033
Thank you.
592
00:28:56,068 --> 00:28:59,108
So now, the position goes to, uh...
593
00:28:59,196 --> 00:29:00,566
eh, uh...
594
00:29:02,158 --> 00:29:04,078
I don't know any of their
names, just pick one.
595
00:29:07,955 --> 00:29:09,865
Okay, so, next barbecue at our house?
596
00:29:09,957 --> 00:29:11,411
Celebrate the girls getting lifeguard?
597
00:29:11,417 --> 00:29:13,747
I just have to break it to Keri.
598
00:29:13,836 --> 00:29:16,296
Or Teri. Or Jeri.
599
00:29:17,381 --> 00:29:19,210
It's probably safer for
everyone if they just share it.
600
00:29:19,216 --> 00:29:20,336
Get over here.
601
00:29:21,677 --> 00:29:23,467
Great cookout!
602
00:29:26,932 --> 00:29:29,982
Okay, well, I'm gonna
leave this here for Maisy,
603
00:29:30,060 --> 00:29:32,770
and I will see you around.
604
00:29:32,855 --> 00:29:35,185
That's such a nice colour on you. Okay.
605
00:29:35,274 --> 00:29:37,364
Yeah.
606
00:29:37,443 --> 00:29:40,613
What's, uh... what's going on, J-spot?
607
00:29:40,696 --> 00:29:43,196
Why's the pole at half-mast? Who died?
608
00:29:43,282 --> 00:29:44,832
It... it was just there, I swear.
609
00:29:44,909 --> 00:29:46,529
I was... it was, like,
it was just there...
610
00:29:46,535 --> 00:29:47,952
- He was just there.
- I was there.
611
00:29:48,037 --> 00:29:49,747
I thought, uh, sticking it to Maisy
612
00:29:49,830 --> 00:29:52,330
would've stiffened your resolve.
613
00:29:53,417 --> 00:29:54,667
What does Maisy have...
614
00:29:56,170 --> 00:29:58,300
This was never about riding the bicycle.
615
00:29:58,380 --> 00:30:00,220
No, no, wait, Riley, come on. I'm sorry!
616
00:30:00,299 --> 00:30:02,219
I can explain if you... Well, actually,
617
00:30:02,301 --> 00:30:03,641
you've pretty much got it all.
618
00:30:04,887 --> 00:30:07,057
This just became a party for two.
619
00:30:07,139 --> 00:30:09,849
All right! Sorry, Timbersnake.
620
00:30:09,934 --> 00:30:11,644
The deal was for three.
621
00:30:12,770 --> 00:30:14,270
Welcome to the farmhouse.
622
00:30:14,355 --> 00:30:17,395
With "Mayor_Naise"?
623
00:30:17,483 --> 00:30:18,533
Damn it.
624
00:30:19,652 --> 00:30:21,072
Oh, there he is.
625
00:30:21,153 --> 00:30:23,413
Where were you? I called and texted.
626
00:30:23,489 --> 00:30:25,199
I'm sorry, I was with...
627
00:30:25,282 --> 00:30:27,582
None of that matters. What
happened? What's wrong?
628
00:30:27,660 --> 00:30:32,580
Your birth daughter coerced
my son into committing a crime.
629
00:30:32,665 --> 00:30:34,495
Okay, take it easy, Dateline.
630
00:30:34,583 --> 00:30:35,995
I don't think that Billie and Killian
631
00:30:36,001 --> 00:30:37,801
should see each other anymore.
632
00:30:37,878 --> 00:30:39,707
They obviously don't bring
out the best in each other.
633
00:30:39,713 --> 00:30:42,013
What are you talking
about? Billie's a great kid.
634
00:30:42,841 --> 00:30:45,761
Under the watch of her parents, sure.
635
00:30:45,844 --> 00:30:47,854
But she obviously hasn't
had the best example
636
00:30:47,930 --> 00:30:51,730
- this summer, has she?
- I am really, really sorry.
637
00:30:52,851 --> 00:30:54,851
Do you ever get tired of winning?
638
00:30:54,937 --> 00:30:56,687
Or being the fucking worst?
639
00:30:56,772 --> 00:30:58,982
Okay. Whoa.
640
00:30:59,066 --> 00:31:03,236
Billie, I am really sorry
that things went this way too.
641
00:31:03,320 --> 00:31:04,700
Please tell your parents that
642
00:31:04,780 --> 00:31:06,370
I'm a really big fan of their work.
643
00:31:09,743 --> 00:31:11,623
You left me alone with that sociopath
644
00:31:11,704 --> 00:31:13,533
- and I texted and texted you!
- I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
645
00:31:13,539 --> 00:31:15,919
I got caught up with Riley...
646
00:31:16,000 --> 00:31:17,880
It doesn't matter. What happened?
647
00:31:17,960 --> 00:31:19,880
I was trying to help Killian.
648
00:31:19,962 --> 00:31:21,882
He loves your stupid cottage too,
649
00:31:21,964 --> 00:31:24,474
so when Ulrika said that
if the lake had herpes,
650
00:31:24,550 --> 00:31:26,796
it would stop construction,
I thought if it looked like
651
00:31:26,802 --> 00:31:28,682
our lake was infected, then...
652
00:31:28,762 --> 00:31:31,642
- I don't know.
- Oh, my God.
653
00:31:31,724 --> 00:31:34,184
That's genius.
654
00:31:34,268 --> 00:31:37,188
Not so genius that we got
caught and Killian got fired!
655
00:31:37,271 --> 00:31:39,684
Yeah, but you were doing it
for someone that you care about!
656
00:31:39,690 --> 00:31:43,150
I'd have done the same thing.
I mean, here's dumbass me,
657
00:31:43,235 --> 00:31:45,106
I'm trying to stop the
reno by having a threesome
658
00:31:45,112 --> 00:31:47,362
with this slimy
politician, but your plan?
659
00:31:47,448 --> 00:31:49,908
Simple, elegant, scientific?
660
00:31:49,992 --> 00:31:53,702
Oh, my God. Maisy was right.
661
00:31:53,787 --> 00:31:56,997
- You are a terrible influence!
- What?
662
00:31:57,082 --> 00:32:00,632
I will not be
infected by your herpes anymore!
663
00:32:00,711 --> 00:32:02,051
Billie!
664
00:32:04,048 --> 00:32:06,088
Looks like you lost your canoe ride.
665
00:32:08,344 --> 00:32:12,224
Lucky for you, I, uh, have
a soft spot for roadkill.
666
00:32:14,183 --> 00:32:15,233
Come on.
667
00:32:32,534 --> 00:32:34,084
Thanks for the ride.
668
00:32:37,873 --> 00:32:39,883
I know it sounds insane,
669
00:32:39,958 --> 00:32:42,038
but I did it to save
the cottage for Billie.
670
00:32:43,003 --> 00:32:44,963
I mean, putting out for
your kid's real estate?
671
00:32:46,340 --> 00:32:48,380
That's gotta be a parenting first.
672
00:32:49,218 --> 00:32:50,258
Yeah.
673
00:32:51,136 --> 00:32:53,011
I just wish you would've
been honest about it.
674
00:32:55,307 --> 00:32:56,977
All right. So if I'd said,
675
00:32:57,059 --> 00:33:00,099
"Hey, will you bang
this skeezy guy with me
676
00:33:00,187 --> 00:33:02,727
to save our cottage?"
would you have done it?
677
00:33:04,608 --> 00:33:06,028
I hope you find a guy who'll
678
00:33:06,110 --> 00:33:08,200
suck a politician's dick for you.
679
00:33:32,302 --> 00:33:33,352
Billie?
680
00:33:37,641 --> 00:33:39,521
Billie, I'm sorry. I...
681
00:33:39,601 --> 00:33:41,851
I will do better, I will be better.
682
00:33:41,937 --> 00:33:43,767
I will be a better
birth father, or friend,
683
00:33:43,856 --> 00:33:45,226
or whatever it is that you...
684
00:33:45,315 --> 00:33:47,025
He's trying, baby.
685
00:33:47,109 --> 00:33:49,699
I know, I know.
686
00:33:49,778 --> 00:33:51,778
It's gonna be okay, honey.
687
00:33:51,886 --> 00:33:55,606
It's gonna be okay. Tummy mummy's here.
688
00:34:00,247 --> 00:34:03,417
Shh. It's okay, sweetie.
689
00:34:03,500 --> 00:34:05,000
It's okay.
690
00:35:00,921 --> 00:35:05,905
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