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WWW.MY-SUBS.CO
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- Synced & Corrected by Dragoniod -
www.MY-SUBS.com
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God...
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God, what the hell is happening?
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What, are you prepping for end times?
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I thought we could have
some breakfast together
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and then go on a hike.
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Why? Oh, my God. What did I do wrong?
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I lost your fun bet. Remember?
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I owe you some family bonding.
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It sounds like family bondage.
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Mm...
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You know what's fun? Is a nice,
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slow roll, 10 AM start
and chips for breakfast.
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Yeah. Well, I found some environmentally
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significant wetlands
nearby and you and I
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are gonna check 'em out. 'Kay?
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Do you remember that the cottage
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is about enjoying nature
and not about, like,
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putting it under a microscope?
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See, that is the problem.
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People have been enjoying nature so much
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that the planet is a trash can fire.
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So, we are prepping for end times.
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Okay, I'm gonna need some
coffee and some chips.
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Where's the, um...
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Mugs are in the upper
cabinets for better flow.
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- Okay. And the ...
- Snacks are on the top shelf
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to discourage overindulgence. And ants.
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Both of which, essential ingredients
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to the cottage experience.
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Ew.
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So, you brought a label maker, did ya?
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This is how you cottage.
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You sit back, you relax.
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You do nothing.
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Okay, doing nothing is
not relaxing for me, okay?
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The planet is on fire,
there's systemic racism,
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economic inequality and doing nothing
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- is the reason for all that.
- Okay... I'm sorry.
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I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I'm puttin' it back in.
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Okay? I take it back.
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I won't cottage-splain anymore.
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All right. Why don't we start
our bondage with a morning dip?
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It's environmentally
friendly, low economic impact.
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Water's so pretty.
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Nah, I'm good.
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What do you mean? Isn't swimming,
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like, your thing?
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Lake water's gross, okay?
You can't see the bottom.
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"Jaws", uh, "Lake Placid"
and seaweed's nasty.
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Ah-kay...
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New bondage plan.
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Why don't we hike up to Raven's Rock
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and you can swim there.
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It's the clearest,
deepest part of the lake,
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nothing nasty to touch
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and you can see all the sharks coming.
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Fine, as long as you don't spend the day
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obsessing over Maisy and the cottage.
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Pfft. Deal. Done.
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I just have, like, a teensy
little errand to run, first.
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Thank you.
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Thank you so much
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for making me Boathouse president
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for the 7th consecutive year!
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Still too needy.
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Winning by acclaim means
that no one ran against you.
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What are you thanking
them for? Political apathy?
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More McDormand. Less Hathaway.
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Okay.
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No!
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Victory cookies?
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That's a big flex, Mom.
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Oh... Is somebody cranky because
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- they miss their girlfriend?
- No.
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I'm just sick of lifeguard
training, Dad's obsessed.
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Well, stop trash-talking
your parents to Sara.
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I see you texting her all morning.
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Have you seen my stopwatch?
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Go easy on Killian. Okay?
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- I think he misses Sara.
- Yeah.
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He misses dry-humping
her in the basement.
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Opal. We talked about boundaries.
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Let your brother dry hump in peace.
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Listen.
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Killian is gonna win Junior Lifeguard.
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I'm gonna be re-elected president
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and then we can
renovate this dump. Okay?
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But remember, to truly
win, we must embrace loss.
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I think maybe no more Brené
Brown podcasts for you, okay?
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Have fun.
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Oh, hun, I love it.
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It's a bit small, don't you think?
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Oh. No.
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This is for me.
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And the shoulder pads.
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- Yeah.
- Okay.
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Convince Jayne to
run for Boathouse president?
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That's your teensy errand?
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Well, I can't run because
I don't own property.
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But, if Jayne becomes president,
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she can veto Maisy's reno easy-peasy.
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Jayne's family's owned
a cottage on the lake
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as long as we have, so she'll understand
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the importance of protecting
heritage properties.
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Why don't you just talk to Maisy instead
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of going behind her back?
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Billie, to fight a monster,
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you get an even bigger
monster. All right?
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Godzilla vs. King Kong.
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Yeah. Judging from Games Night,
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Jayne's more gecko than Godzilla.
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Oh, not when we were kids.
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No, she always tried to get Maisy
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to switch rooms with
me because it was easier
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to climb out my bedroom window.
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So, she told my dad that she caught me
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pulling the padge to
Maisy's yearbook photo...
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Which, disgusting.
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My dad moved me down to
the basement the next day.
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No, Jayne is the original Maisy,
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I just gotta figure out a way
to reawaken the beast within.
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Ooh. Is someone leaving Kissian unread?
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He has a girlfriend, remember?
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And, I can't tell if he's
being flirty or friendly.
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You should honeydick him
if you want to find out.
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- Honeydick?
- Yes. To honeydick,
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means to hang out with
somebody, work up a flirt.
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And, if he makes a
move, he's a dirt bag.
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But if he comes clean, he's decent.
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Or, I could just ask Killian.
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Yes, but then Killian
would know that you like him
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and we never give away our power.
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- Ready?
- No. But do I have a choice?
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- No.
- Great.
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Well, I mean, you have free will
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but how far is that gonna get ya?
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Not far enough.
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Push through, son. You can do it!
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Feel the burn, bud. Let's go, let's go!
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Oh, God!
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Still need to shave a
second off your freestyle
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if you wanna beat the quads
for Junior Lifeguard, son.
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I'm just not feeling it today.
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Feelings aren't facts.
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We push past them to
reach our full potential.
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Hey. Your mom said you're missing Sara.
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Why don't we invite her
up to watch you compete?
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No. That's more pressure.
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What if I lose? I don't
want her to see me choke.
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Sara will support you, win or lose.
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She stuck by your chronic ringworm.
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Listen, our partners love
us at our best and our worst.
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SO, HEAR ME WHEN I SAY THIS:
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Vulnerability is the secret sexy, son.
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Now, get back at her.
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Let's go. C'mon!
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Here. Have some.
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Thanks.
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Breakfast kind of got
interrupted this morning.
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Huh. Killian wants to
know if I've seen you.
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Says he's been messaging.
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Forgot to text him back.
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Think he wants me to help him train
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for lifeguard trials or something
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but um, I'm hanging with Justin today.
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Well, take Killian with you.
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He's super into you.
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And, if he keeps training,
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my sisters will never win
Junior Lifeguard, which...
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you know, means three
bitches helping themselves
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to my sativa all summer.
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Uh...
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I'm sorry. It's kind of, like,
a birth father-daughter thing.
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What happened to the cottage's
vintage lumber camp vibes?
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O-M-jeepers, I couldn't wait
to just gut the whole place.
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Don't you just love our
new granite counter tops
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and the coconut herringbone backsplash?
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We wanted contemporary,
but we like hints of Tiki.
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We thought, "We love fusion cuisine.
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Why not try fusion design?"
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So fun. It's so much to take in.
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Took forever to finish, what
with four girls running around
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while trying to buy out my
sister's half of the cottage.
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- Yeah ...
- Thank God,
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my nephew got kidnapped
while backpacking in Cartagena
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so she needed to ransom him fast
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because now we have our dream cottage!
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- Yay!
- Yay.
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Except for my party pontoon.
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- Let it go, babe.
- Uh, what?
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No, what happened to the party pontoon?
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Maisy had the board vote against it.
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She didn't...
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Oh, yeah. Said it was an eyesore.
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Oh... I guess what the president wants,
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the president gets.
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That is weird, you guys.
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That's so weird because Maisy's adding
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a motorized dock to her property.
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Oh. Well, um...
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the wood's probably
organic or something.
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Maisy always has a good reason.
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Yeah, no, totally, totally, she does.
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Always. But, it's just...
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God, that's so strange she didn't say
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- anything to you about it.
- Right?
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- Yes.
- We spent, like, hours
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and hours discussing my reno.
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She was the one who suggested
painting this accent wall
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this sunny shade of highlighter.
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Damn.
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Just don't look at it too long.
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You know...
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You should run for
Boathouse Board president.
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I'm serious, Jayne,
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you would have the power
to veto Maisy's dock.
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Lovejoy is right.
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I mean, you didn't
get your perfect reno.
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Why should Maisy get hers?
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But guys,
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as outgoing V.P., wouldn't
this be, like, treason?
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No, no. What? No, no, no, no, no, no.
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Not treason, not treason.
Listen to me, Jayne. Okay?
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The Boathouse presidency is your legacy.
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Your great-grandfather founded
the Boathouse Fishing Club.
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He banned women from joining
because of their tiny brains.
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But your grandmother started the first
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Boathouse barbecue committee.
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She banned ethnic food
for its lustful properties.
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I didn't try sushi for the first time
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- until I was, like, 30.
- Okay, Jayne.
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We're gonna lean away from the bigotry
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and we're gonna lean into
the leadership. All right?
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This is your chance,
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your chance to set a great
example for your girls.
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Do you want them to be the kind of women
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who lock other women in the shit house?
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We can turn this brown
upside-down, babe.
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Come on, Jayne.
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Where's the girl that
bullied me every summer?
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Where's that hellcat I married, huh?
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She's right here.
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Get ready...
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for the summer of Jayne!
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Mm!
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- Woo! Smoothies all 'round!
- Yeah!
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Woo! Pontoon!
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What is that smell?
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I made up a quick
batch of pickled herring
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from fish caught by my chickens.
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I couldn't resist sneaking a bite.
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- Mm? Mm?
- No.
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No?
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Chickens are very good fishermen.
256
00:10:42,100 --> 00:10:44,190
On Orust Island in Sweden,
257
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the chickens survive on fish guts
258
00:10:46,146 --> 00:10:47,813
that they pull from the fish themselves.
259
00:10:47,898 --> 00:10:49,398
They're much more independent than
260
00:10:49,483 --> 00:10:51,150
their North American
cousins but my hens,
261
00:10:51,193 --> 00:10:53,323
Sven and Lars, are quick learners.
262
00:10:54,988 --> 00:10:57,368
Why don't we get started
on today's business?
263
00:10:57,449 --> 00:10:59,079
Mm-hm.
264
00:10:59,159 --> 00:11:00,821
If you could just sign
my term renewal papers,
265
00:11:00,827 --> 00:11:02,656
then we can take a quick
vote on my renovation.
266
00:11:02,662 --> 00:11:05,042
I really need to nail
down that contractor.
267
00:11:05,123 --> 00:11:07,423
Um.
268
00:11:07,501 --> 00:11:10,551
Well, the deadline for
candidates to submit is, uh...
269
00:11:10,629 --> 00:11:11,959
noon today.
270
00:11:12,047 --> 00:11:14,627
I cannot sign it until then.
271
00:11:14,716 --> 00:11:16,212
Well, if somebody else was gonna run,
272
00:11:16,218 --> 00:11:17,798
they would have submitted by now.
273
00:11:17,886 --> 00:11:21,806
I'm sorry. Protocol is important. Mm?
274
00:11:22,641 --> 00:11:24,521
Right. I understand.
275
00:11:24,601 --> 00:11:27,601
Seniors need their rituals,
it helps with the confusion.
276
00:11:29,272 --> 00:11:31,362
We wait until noon.
277
00:11:37,989 --> 00:11:39,652
Wait, I thought we were
going to Raven's Rock.
278
00:11:39,658 --> 00:11:42,698
Yes. I just want to see
the look on Maisy's face
279
00:11:42,786 --> 00:11:45,116
when Jayne announces that
she's running for president.
280
00:11:45,205 --> 00:11:46,535
How is this not
281
00:11:46,623 --> 00:11:48,423
obsessing over Maisy and the cottage?
282
00:11:48,500 --> 00:11:50,579
I'm gonna be five minutes.
I swear, just five minutes.
283
00:11:50,585 --> 00:11:52,581
Dip your toes in the water.
It's nice and shallow.
284
00:11:52,587 --> 00:11:54,500
It'll be like a little
warm up for Raven's Rock.
285
00:11:54,506 --> 00:11:56,335
And, grab us a couple of
sandwiches from the canteen.
286
00:11:56,341 --> 00:11:57,801
- Justin, I ...
- I love you, BRB.
287
00:12:13,775 --> 00:12:16,645
Well, it doesn't look like
anyone else is gonna run
288
00:12:16,736 --> 00:12:18,906
so why don't we ...
289
00:12:59,196 --> 00:13:01,276
I'd like to declare my candidacy
290
00:13:01,364 --> 00:13:03,874
for Boat House president.
291
00:13:15,086 --> 00:13:17,336
Oh, my God!
292
00:13:17,422 --> 00:13:19,092
You scared the shit out of me!
293
00:13:20,717 --> 00:13:22,257
Well, that's the idea.
294
00:13:22,344 --> 00:13:23,764
Don't you love scary movies?
295
00:13:23,845 --> 00:13:27,265
Slasher movies, not monster movies.
296
00:13:27,349 --> 00:13:30,389
Noted. Hey, um, is your phone off?
297
00:13:30,477 --> 00:13:34,017
I've been trying to text you
but it's been radio silence.
298
00:13:34,105 --> 00:13:36,435
Uh... Yeah, I turned it off.
299
00:13:37,692 --> 00:13:40,032
Someone told me to do nothing.
300
00:13:40,111 --> 00:13:41,781
Sweet.
301
00:13:41,863 --> 00:13:43,993
No, it's just, um, I could
super use a swim coach
302
00:13:44,074 --> 00:13:45,834
that's not drinking
the TED talk Kool-Aid.
303
00:13:45,909 --> 00:13:47,289
Killian!
304
00:13:47,369 --> 00:13:49,249
Let's go, bud, come on! Pick it up!
305
00:13:49,329 --> 00:13:51,749
I already promised Justin
I'd go swimming with him
306
00:13:51,831 --> 00:13:53,171
at Raven's Rock.
307
00:13:53,250 --> 00:13:55,500
Well, maybe we could go another time.
308
00:13:57,128 --> 00:13:58,758
Let me know.
309
00:13:58,838 --> 00:14:01,168
And, turn on your phone, you weirdo.
310
00:14:08,932 --> 00:14:12,192
Jayne, I had to beg you to be my V.P.
311
00:14:12,269 --> 00:14:14,649
Where's this coming from?
312
00:14:14,729 --> 00:14:16,649
Did something happen at Games Night?
313
00:14:16,731 --> 00:14:18,361
You had a Games Night without us?
314
00:14:18,441 --> 00:14:19,901
Because the last one you went to,
315
00:14:19,985 --> 00:14:21,313
you fucked Whoreen and
broke Mummy's heart.
316
00:14:21,319 --> 00:14:22,699
Save it for your blog, Claire.
317
00:14:23,530 --> 00:14:25,450
Jayne. What's going on?
318
00:14:25,532 --> 00:14:27,622
Maisy, I love being your VP.
319
00:14:27,701 --> 00:14:31,081
I love supporting you, listening to you.
320
00:14:31,162 --> 00:14:32,872
I love you.
321
00:14:32,956 --> 00:14:36,036
But, I want to follow
in my family's footsteps.
322
00:14:36,126 --> 00:14:37,746
Wasn't theirs just a...
323
00:14:37,836 --> 00:14:40,916
skosh racist, homophobic and misogynist?
324
00:14:41,006 --> 00:14:43,716
Well, I want to follow
in their fun footsteps.
325
00:14:43,800 --> 00:14:45,800
Their flip-flop steps.
326
00:14:45,885 --> 00:14:48,135
There's so many rules at the lake now.
327
00:14:48,221 --> 00:14:50,971
No noise, no tubing, no pontoons.
328
00:14:52,100 --> 00:14:53,770
I want to bring fun back to the lake.
329
00:14:53,852 --> 00:14:55,732
Fun is important,
330
00:14:55,812 --> 00:14:57,232
and so is debate.
331
00:14:57,314 --> 00:14:59,274
Both have been central to my presidency.
332
00:15:00,650 --> 00:15:02,688
But your granny's idea of
fun was keeping Catholics
333
00:15:02,694 --> 00:15:04,454
off the lake for being too fertile.
334
00:15:04,529 --> 00:15:06,779
My 16 cousins and I
were directly affected.
335
00:15:08,908 --> 00:15:11,538
I... I just wanted to give
my girls a better example.
336
00:15:11,620 --> 00:15:13,580
That's what every parent wants
337
00:15:13,663 --> 00:15:17,463
and what every president
wants, to lead by example.
338
00:15:17,542 --> 00:15:19,422
But sometimes, that
means following those
339
00:15:19,502 --> 00:15:21,302
who set a better example.
340
00:15:21,379 --> 00:15:22,669
Oh.
341
00:15:25,675 --> 00:15:27,045
Yeah.
342
00:15:27,761 --> 00:15:29,181
Thank you...
343
00:15:29,262 --> 00:15:31,222
for reminding me how unfit I am to lead.
344
00:15:31,306 --> 00:15:33,806
She's folding like a fuckin' lawn chair!
345
00:15:33,892 --> 00:15:35,272
You're always there to help me.
346
00:15:35,352 --> 00:15:37,652
- Mm...
- Guide me...
347
00:15:37,729 --> 00:15:39,109
Hold me.
348
00:15:39,189 --> 00:15:40,729
We will hold a town hall tonight
349
00:15:40,815 --> 00:15:42,311
and then we can have the election then.
350
00:15:42,317 --> 00:15:43,737
Fuck!
351
00:15:43,818 --> 00:15:45,568
Everyone will have a chance to speak,
352
00:15:45,654 --> 00:15:49,374
ask questions and then we
will vote by a show of hands.
353
00:15:49,449 --> 00:15:50,909
May the best candidate win!
354
00:15:50,992 --> 00:15:52,332
Oh, she will.
355
00:15:56,081 --> 00:15:57,331
Bad move.
356
00:15:57,415 --> 00:15:58,785
You woke the beast.
357
00:15:58,875 --> 00:16:00,415
Please, tell Maisy I never meant...
358
00:16:00,502 --> 00:16:02,002
Oh, no.
359
00:16:02,087 --> 00:16:03,417
I meant me.
360
00:16:13,390 --> 00:16:15,060
Hey.
361
00:16:15,141 --> 00:16:17,141
Okay, they only had the
Triple-Decker-Clubhouse.
362
00:16:17,227 --> 00:16:19,397
I got a little bit of bad news.
363
00:16:19,479 --> 00:16:21,819
I can't go with you to Raven's Rock.
364
00:16:21,898 --> 00:16:24,028
I know. Jayne's about
to drop out of the race
365
00:16:24,109 --> 00:16:28,149
and I gotta go give her a pep
talk and maybe an upper or two.
366
00:16:28,238 --> 00:16:29,698
I'm sorry.
367
00:16:29,781 --> 00:16:32,701
I am, but why don't you take Killian?
368
00:16:32,784 --> 00:16:35,454
It'd be like rescuing a sad puppy.
369
00:16:35,537 --> 00:16:38,537
What 16 year old wants to
meditate with their father?
370
00:16:38,623 --> 00:16:40,713
- In public.
- No, I already turned him down
371
00:16:40,792 --> 00:16:42,172
because I was waiting for you.
372
00:16:42,252 --> 00:16:44,092
And, I'd look completely unhinged, now,
373
00:16:44,170 --> 00:16:46,550
- with this Hungry Man picnic.
- Okay, hear me out:
374
00:16:46,631 --> 00:16:48,091
Taking Killian to Raven's Rock?
375
00:16:48,174 --> 00:16:50,434
Perfect place to honeydick him.
376
00:16:50,510 --> 00:16:52,890
It's private. It's secluded.
377
00:16:52,971 --> 00:16:55,311
So, if he wants to make a move, oh yeah,
378
00:16:55,390 --> 00:16:57,100
he's gonna make it there.
379
00:16:57,183 --> 00:16:59,813
So, you're suggesting
I go to a completely
380
00:16:59,894 --> 00:17:02,734
secluded place with a guy I just met?
381
00:17:02,814 --> 00:17:04,734
Stellar parenting.
382
00:17:04,816 --> 00:17:06,936
Look, Billie, if Jayne wins,
383
00:17:07,026 --> 00:17:08,736
Maisy's reno's over.
384
00:17:08,820 --> 00:17:11,280
We can save the family cottage.
385
00:17:11,364 --> 00:17:13,324
Good luck with your gecko.
386
00:17:13,408 --> 00:17:14,658
I'm out.
387
00:17:14,743 --> 00:17:15,993
Well, Billie, wait.
388
00:17:17,912 --> 00:17:19,332
Can I get a sandwich?
389
00:17:19,414 --> 00:17:20,964
Like, even a half Decker, maybe?
390
00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:23,080
I'm just feeling so hangry.
391
00:17:23,168 --> 00:17:24,668
No, you're right. You're right.
392
00:17:24,753 --> 00:17:26,503
Empty carbs are the enemy.
393
00:18:03,500 --> 00:18:05,080
What was that about?
394
00:18:06,002 --> 00:18:09,802
I couldn't take any more of my
dad's vulnerability coaching.
395
00:18:09,881 --> 00:18:12,301
Don't let it tip!
396
00:18:12,383 --> 00:18:13,643
Woah.
397
00:18:13,718 --> 00:18:14,968
What was that about?
398
00:18:15,678 --> 00:18:18,178
Lake water freaks me out.
399
00:18:18,264 --> 00:18:20,139
Is that why you didn't text me back?
400
00:18:22,143 --> 00:18:24,693
Justin was taking me to
Raven's Rock to get over it.
401
00:18:26,231 --> 00:18:28,481
Well, summer will suck if
you won't get in the water.
402
00:18:30,443 --> 00:18:32,243
I'll take you to Raven's.
403
00:18:32,946 --> 00:18:35,526
I do owe you one after
my shit locker freak out.
404
00:18:36,282 --> 00:18:37,702
Cool.
405
00:18:38,743 --> 00:18:43,463
I just have, like, one
teensy errand to run first.
406
00:18:48,962 --> 00:18:50,302
Hey.
407
00:18:51,089 --> 00:18:52,969
You got Killian to stop training.
408
00:18:53,049 --> 00:18:54,879
I knew I could count on you.
409
00:18:54,968 --> 00:18:56,338
I'm only hanging out with him
410
00:18:56,427 --> 00:18:58,052
for a couple of hours to honeydick him.
411
00:18:58,388 --> 00:18:59,808
Do you mean "honeypot"?
412
00:18:59,889 --> 00:19:01,769
Using your lady wiles to set a trap?
413
00:19:02,350 --> 00:19:03,850
Honeypot!
414
00:19:03,935 --> 00:19:06,265
That makes a lot more sense.
415
00:19:06,354 --> 00:19:08,484
All these Triple Deckers
are yours if you help me.
416
00:19:08,565 --> 00:19:10,227
- What do you need?
- I need a cute skirt
417
00:19:10,233 --> 00:19:11,693
and a drive-by glow up.
418
00:19:11,776 --> 00:19:13,401
And I've only got, like, a few minutes.
419
00:19:15,822 --> 00:19:17,452
Just don't touch the hair.
420
00:19:17,532 --> 00:19:19,162
Killian?
421
00:19:19,242 --> 00:19:20,992
Killian!
422
00:19:21,077 --> 00:19:23,657
Was our wood stain Cherry
Pop or a Walnut Brûlée?
423
00:19:23,746 --> 00:19:25,366
Got the warehouse on hold.
424
00:19:25,456 --> 00:19:27,706
The vision board's in
Michael Bassbender, hun.
425
00:19:27,792 --> 00:19:29,382
Ah.
426
00:19:29,460 --> 00:19:31,420
I pushed Killian too far.
427
00:19:31,504 --> 00:19:33,514
He snuck off during
my guided meditation.
428
00:19:33,590 --> 00:19:35,590
Oh, well, of course he did.
429
00:19:35,675 --> 00:19:38,005
What teenager wants to meditate?
430
00:19:38,595 --> 00:19:42,555
Can you believe that Jayne
is running for president?
431
00:19:42,640 --> 00:19:44,770
I need you to sign some
hockey crap for Whoreen
432
00:19:44,851 --> 00:19:46,641
just to win her over.
433
00:19:46,728 --> 00:19:49,108
She might vote for you if
you stop calling her Whoreen.
434
00:19:49,188 --> 00:19:50,608
I checked on Michael Bassbender
435
00:19:50,690 --> 00:19:52,030
but the vision board's gone.
436
00:19:52,108 --> 00:19:53,818
Well, who was in the office last?
437
00:19:53,902 --> 00:19:56,362
We were all in there
cleaning up after Games Night.
438
00:19:57,322 --> 00:19:58,622
Sardines.
439
00:20:00,825 --> 00:20:02,235
Justin!
440
00:20:02,327 --> 00:20:04,407
Justin must have found it.
441
00:20:04,495 --> 00:20:06,825
He convinced Jayne to run.
442
00:20:06,915 --> 00:20:09,785
Her T-shirt reeked of
gay make-over montage.
443
00:20:09,876 --> 00:20:11,206
Barry, I'll call you back.
444
00:20:11,294 --> 00:20:13,504
We've got a situation.
445
00:20:13,588 --> 00:20:15,258
My bedazzler better not be missing.
446
00:20:15,882 --> 00:20:18,052
What happens to our building
permits if Jayne wins?
447
00:20:18,134 --> 00:20:19,474
It's okay. It's okay.
448
00:20:19,552 --> 00:20:20,972
I just need to take Justin out.
449
00:20:21,054 --> 00:20:23,644
Without him, her campaign crumbles.
450
00:20:25,600 --> 00:20:27,190
I'll get the dustpan.
451
00:20:27,268 --> 00:20:28,898
C'mon, babe.
452
00:20:30,104 --> 00:20:32,017
Why'd you make me do it?
453
00:20:32,023 --> 00:20:33,863
Maisy's an amazing president.
454
00:20:33,942 --> 00:20:36,402
She's smart. She's organized.
455
00:20:36,486 --> 00:20:39,236
She's beautiful. She's strong.
456
00:20:39,322 --> 00:20:40,992
You're strong, too, babe!
457
00:20:41,074 --> 00:20:42,454
Jayne okay?
458
00:20:42,533 --> 00:20:43,862
No, she locked herself in the bathroom.
459
00:20:43,868 --> 00:20:45,948
Jayne, come on.
460
00:20:46,037 --> 00:20:47,747
Unlock the door.
461
00:20:47,830 --> 00:20:50,080
It got stuck when I slammed it
462
00:20:50,166 --> 00:20:52,126
- but it's what I deserve.
- No.
463
00:20:52,210 --> 00:20:54,665
I should just stay in
here until the election's over.
464
00:20:54,671 --> 00:20:56,011
- No.
- Looks like you could use
465
00:20:56,089 --> 00:20:57,549
a little blunt force.
466
00:20:57,632 --> 00:20:59,132
- For sure, yeah.
- Yeah.
467
00:21:00,009 --> 00:21:01,839
Maisy's been sending board members
468
00:21:01,928 --> 00:21:03,848
crying to the washroom for years.
469
00:21:03,930 --> 00:21:07,390
- Here. Hold this for me?
- Yeah, of course.
470
00:21:07,475 --> 00:21:09,305
You gotta pound it hard.
471
00:21:09,394 --> 00:21:12,064
Or we could work up to it
with a lot of eye contact.
472
00:21:14,941 --> 00:21:16,571
Some sick delts, there, Rile.
473
00:21:16,651 --> 00:21:18,281
What do you bench, bro?
474
00:21:18,361 --> 00:21:19,951
Woah.
475
00:21:21,364 --> 00:21:22,624
Oh...
476
00:21:23,866 --> 00:21:26,406
Hey, hey, buddy.
477
00:21:29,455 --> 00:21:32,375
I'm sorry, Justin. I can't.
478
00:21:32,458 --> 00:21:35,378
Oh, man. But what about
the summer of Jayne?
479
00:21:35,461 --> 00:21:37,551
Remember? Summer of Jayne?
480
00:21:39,007 --> 00:21:40,837
And our pontoon.
481
00:21:40,925 --> 00:21:42,835
Oh, fuck your pontoon, Wayne!
482
00:21:42,927 --> 00:21:46,177
Hey, I... I know where Maisy
keeps the gluten-free donuts.
483
00:21:46,264 --> 00:21:48,394
They taste like sand,
but they're frosted.
484
00:21:48,891 --> 00:21:50,141
Okay.
485
00:21:50,226 --> 00:21:51,476
You want some sand?
486
00:21:52,270 --> 00:21:54,190
- Yeah.
- Yeah, okay. Go get some sand.
487
00:21:54,272 --> 00:21:55,522
Okay.
488
00:21:58,860 --> 00:22:01,530
- It's our pontoon.
- No.
489
00:22:01,612 --> 00:22:03,492
Shit.
490
00:22:03,573 --> 00:22:05,623
Shit, Wayne.
491
00:22:05,700 --> 00:22:08,290
Wayne, Wayne, Wayne.
492
00:22:09,245 --> 00:22:10,495
Wayne.
493
00:22:10,580 --> 00:22:13,370
- Hello.
- Sometimes...
494
00:22:13,458 --> 00:22:15,588
ya gotta use a little blunt force.
495
00:22:18,129 --> 00:22:19,879
Do you know what two J's make, Wayne?
496
00:22:19,964 --> 00:22:21,844
Jjj. Jj-Jj.
497
00:22:21,924 --> 00:22:23,894
No.
498
00:22:27,096 --> 00:22:29,596
Wh... Wh. Wayne?
499
00:22:29,682 --> 00:22:30,932
Wayne.
500
00:22:32,226 --> 00:22:33,976
Get ready for the summer of Wayne!
501
00:22:34,062 --> 00:22:35,515
- Summer of Wayne!
- Summer of Wayne!
502
00:22:35,521 --> 00:22:37,021
Summer of Wayne!
503
00:22:38,608 --> 00:22:40,318
Oh, wow!
504
00:22:40,401 --> 00:22:41,821
Summer of Wayne!
505
00:22:41,903 --> 00:22:44,203
That feels dislocated.
506
00:22:54,332 --> 00:22:55,712
Okay.
507
00:23:05,510 --> 00:23:07,050
What?
508
00:23:07,136 --> 00:23:09,136
Nothing.
509
00:23:09,222 --> 00:23:10,722
You look nice.
510
00:23:10,807 --> 00:23:12,387
I just hope Olive's okay with you
511
00:23:12,475 --> 00:23:13,809
getting her clothes a bit dirty.
512
00:23:18,231 --> 00:23:19,611
That's a lot of texts.
513
00:23:20,233 --> 00:23:21,483
Do you need to call?
514
00:23:22,193 --> 00:23:23,443
It's all good.
515
00:23:24,112 --> 00:23:25,452
Hm.
516
00:23:26,948 --> 00:23:28,698
So is this where you kill me?
517
00:23:29,700 --> 00:23:32,450
This is the path to Raven's Rock.
518
00:23:32,537 --> 00:23:34,287
That's where I kill you.
519
00:23:34,372 --> 00:23:37,632
Well, I did want to go on a
hike today, so I'll risk it.
520
00:23:38,459 --> 00:23:39,709
You're gonna love this one.
521
00:23:42,672 --> 00:23:43,922
Come on.
522
00:23:52,515 --> 00:23:54,175
Hey guys, how are you?
523
00:23:54,267 --> 00:23:56,937
...Trying to hold on to
whatever we possibly can
524
00:23:57,019 --> 00:23:59,519
but history alive, here,
we get these people...
525
00:23:59,605 --> 00:24:00,855
Excuse me.
526
00:24:01,816 --> 00:24:03,776
You stole my vision
board on Games Night.
527
00:24:03,860 --> 00:24:05,530
And, I can appreciate that you may
528
00:24:05,611 --> 00:24:07,611
be experiencing feelings about my reno
529
00:24:07,697 --> 00:24:10,407
but forcing a woman with
seasonal affective disorder
530
00:24:10,491 --> 00:24:12,201
to run is just cruel.
531
00:24:12,285 --> 00:24:14,155
Jayne dropped out.
532
00:24:14,245 --> 00:24:16,075
Oh, well, who's running?
533
00:24:16,164 --> 00:24:17,674
Oh.
534
00:24:19,375 --> 00:24:22,585
Let's run a clean campaign
and leave the kids out of this.
535
00:24:22,670 --> 00:24:24,210
They didn't choose this life.
536
00:24:24,297 --> 00:24:25,917
- We did.
- Mm...
537
00:24:30,094 --> 00:24:32,094
He used to rub your bathing
suit with poison ivy.
538
00:24:32,138 --> 00:24:34,638
- Remember that.
- I...
539
00:24:34,724 --> 00:24:37,104
Had forgotten.
540
00:24:40,396 --> 00:24:41,856
- Yes.
- Oh, hi.
541
00:24:41,939 --> 00:24:45,479
Justin Lovejoy, simple cottage renter.
542
00:24:45,568 --> 00:24:48,448
Uh, when faced with new construction
543
00:24:48,529 --> 00:24:50,359
and renovation on the lake,
544
00:24:50,448 --> 00:24:54,698
how do you plan to ensure
lake heritage is preserved?
545
00:24:54,785 --> 00:24:57,655
I will start a committee to make sure
546
00:24:57,747 --> 00:25:00,207
that development and renovations
547
00:25:00,291 --> 00:25:02,381
on the lake are controlled.
548
00:25:02,460 --> 00:25:05,300
Woo! Good point, babe,
549
00:25:05,379 --> 00:25:07,049
That's... That's what you want.
550
00:25:07,131 --> 00:25:08,841
That's the thing you want.
551
00:25:08,925 --> 00:25:12,135
I would argue that
development is a good thing.
552
00:25:12,220 --> 00:25:14,970
It ups property value
which benefits us all.
553
00:25:15,056 --> 00:25:16,306
Boo!
554
00:25:16,390 --> 00:25:17,640
So true.
555
00:25:17,725 --> 00:25:19,555
What if we get priced out?
556
00:25:19,644 --> 00:25:23,234
Of course, I mean, modest
renovations and general upkeep.
557
00:25:23,314 --> 00:25:25,864
People need to stop
painting deckchairs scarlet.
558
00:25:25,942 --> 00:25:27,192
It's triggering.
559
00:25:27,276 --> 00:25:28,526
So, is adultery.
560
00:25:29,737 --> 00:25:32,317
If elected, I will stop Maisy's embargo
561
00:25:32,406 --> 00:25:35,236
on party pontoons and tubing hours.
562
00:25:35,326 --> 00:25:36,576
Wayne Moore guarantee!
563
00:25:39,372 --> 00:25:42,122
The Boathouse's decision
to limit certain watercraft
564
00:25:42,208 --> 00:25:44,998
is very much on par with
other lakes in the area.
565
00:25:46,462 --> 00:25:47,962
Which we all appreciate.
566
00:25:48,047 --> 00:25:49,668
Skin this flawless requires eight hours
567
00:25:49,674 --> 00:25:51,554
of uninterrupted sleep.
568
00:25:52,134 --> 00:25:54,474
What are you gonna do
about the wild boars?
569
00:25:56,180 --> 00:25:57,600
A pack was spotted at Newmarket.
570
00:25:59,016 --> 00:26:00,476
Boars.
571
00:26:00,559 --> 00:26:01,889
- For real?
- Yeah.
572
00:26:01,978 --> 00:26:03,478
They ate a poodle.
573
00:26:03,562 --> 00:26:06,072
Newmarket is, what, 600 kilometres away?
574
00:26:06,148 --> 00:26:07,568
Can boars drive?
575
00:26:07,650 --> 00:26:10,110
Ignoring the threat won't stop them.
576
00:26:10,194 --> 00:26:11,704
Unless it will.
577
00:26:21,956 --> 00:26:24,286
There are many ways to
deal with invasive species
578
00:26:24,375 --> 00:26:26,335
but yelling isn't one of them!
579
00:26:26,419 --> 00:26:27,999
Why don't we take 10 minutes
580
00:26:28,087 --> 00:26:30,007
and then we can share
our closing statements
581
00:26:30,089 --> 00:26:31,549
and then vote?
582
00:26:31,632 --> 00:26:32,932
- Ulrika?
- Mm-hm.
583
00:26:33,009 --> 00:26:34,429
Can I talk to you for a second?
584
00:26:34,510 --> 00:26:35,760
Mm.
585
00:26:36,679 --> 00:26:39,269
Mm-hm. Yeah.
586
00:26:48,149 --> 00:26:50,069
Oh, my God.
587
00:26:51,861 --> 00:26:53,201
- Oh.
- This is one of
588
00:26:53,279 --> 00:26:54,613
my favourite places on the lake.
589
00:26:54,697 --> 00:26:56,447
Oh, cool. We should get a pic, then.
590
00:26:56,532 --> 00:26:57,782
Yeah.
591
00:26:58,826 --> 00:27:00,446
Here, I'll do it.
592
00:27:00,536 --> 00:27:01,996
I got the reach.
593
00:27:05,249 --> 00:27:07,879
Get the water.
594
00:27:07,960 --> 00:27:09,420
Cool.
595
00:27:09,503 --> 00:27:11,082
- Here you go.
- And you're cool if I...
596
00:27:11,088 --> 00:27:12,548
I post this pic?
597
00:27:12,631 --> 00:27:13,971
Yeah, it's a good one.
598
00:27:14,050 --> 00:27:15,550
And you're cool
599
00:27:15,634 --> 00:27:17,047
with me tagging you, right? Like, so...
600
00:27:17,053 --> 00:27:18,473
- all our friends can see?
- Yeah.
601
00:27:19,430 --> 00:27:21,560
All right. Uh, I'm doing it.
602
00:27:21,640 --> 00:27:22,890
Now.
603
00:27:24,810 --> 00:27:26,650
Ready to jump?
604
00:27:26,729 --> 00:27:28,109
Come again?
605
00:27:28,189 --> 00:27:29,609
The best way to get into the water
606
00:27:29,690 --> 00:27:30,980
is to jump off Raven's Rock.
607
00:27:36,822 --> 00:27:38,072
Ah.
608
00:27:39,200 --> 00:27:40,620
You know that if Wayne wins,
609
00:27:40,701 --> 00:27:42,201
the lake goes full frat house,
610
00:27:42,286 --> 00:27:43,906
or was that your fantasy all along?
611
00:27:43,996 --> 00:27:45,406
Not since I was 12.
612
00:27:45,498 --> 00:27:46,826
And you should have thought of that
613
00:27:46,832 --> 00:27:48,172
before you scared Jayne away.
614
00:27:48,250 --> 00:27:49,746
There's a reason that Jayne is my VP.
615
00:27:49,752 --> 00:27:51,342
She cannot handle the power plays.
616
00:27:51,420 --> 00:27:53,260
Oh, bullshit.
617
00:27:53,339 --> 00:27:54,959
Jayne taught you
everything that you know.
618
00:27:54,965 --> 00:27:57,125
Her yearbook wanking
play was iconic bullying.
619
00:27:57,218 --> 00:27:59,508
Oh. Sweetie, that was me.
620
00:27:59,595 --> 00:28:01,215
I just let Jayne take the fall.
621
00:28:01,305 --> 00:28:03,009
Anyway, I did it for
you. Your dad thought
622
00:28:03,015 --> 00:28:05,595
you were straight for,
like, two more years.
623
00:28:05,684 --> 00:28:08,564
You may have stolen his
love and my childhood bedroom
624
00:28:08,646 --> 00:28:11,266
but I am not some fat
kid locked in your trunk
625
00:28:11,357 --> 00:28:13,227
at a Smash Mouth concert anymore.
626
00:28:13,317 --> 00:28:16,147
I will not let you
destroy my family legacy.
627
00:28:20,533 --> 00:28:22,623
My trunk is sealed now.
628
00:28:22,701 --> 00:28:24,541
Airtight.
629
00:28:25,413 --> 00:28:26,873
Uh...
630
00:28:26,956 --> 00:28:28,956
You know, I'm good.
631
00:28:29,041 --> 00:28:32,501
I'm, like, totally fine with
just staying up here, forever.
632
00:28:32,586 --> 00:28:34,461
Okay, well, the jump's
scarier than the water.
633
00:28:34,505 --> 00:28:35,965
Yeah, that's not helping.
634
00:28:38,467 --> 00:28:39,717
Here.
635
00:28:41,470 --> 00:28:44,350
Ah-ha! Honeydicked you!
636
00:28:44,432 --> 00:28:45,982
Honey-what?
637
00:28:46,058 --> 00:28:47,720
It's where you set up
a trap using your...
638
00:28:47,726 --> 00:28:50,726
lady... dick... wiles.
639
00:28:50,813 --> 00:28:53,613
I'm... I'm just trying to
help you get in the water.
640
00:28:53,691 --> 00:28:55,191
Yeah, he helps me tilt.
641
00:28:55,276 --> 00:28:57,486
You make s'mores. You take me hiking.
642
00:28:58,362 --> 00:29:00,322
How's Sara going to feel about this?
643
00:29:02,616 --> 00:29:06,156
Uh, Sara, honestly, she wouldn't care.
644
00:29:06,245 --> 00:29:08,285
If I were your girlfriend,
I'd care a shit ton.
645
00:29:11,542 --> 00:29:12,962
Sara's into girls.
646
00:29:14,086 --> 00:29:15,796
Our parents are best friends
647
00:29:15,880 --> 00:29:18,089
and they've been stanning
us since we were in diapers.
648
00:29:18,757 --> 00:29:21,007
But, Sara came out to me this year
649
00:29:21,093 --> 00:29:23,353
and I agreed to keep
saying we were a thing until
650
00:29:23,429 --> 00:29:24,889
she came out to her parents.
651
00:29:26,515 --> 00:29:29,055
So, you're just this, like, really cool,
652
00:29:29,143 --> 00:29:31,403
really decent guy who wants to help me?
653
00:29:31,479 --> 00:29:33,359
You think I'm cool?
654
00:29:35,024 --> 00:29:36,364
Hold this.
655
00:29:43,699 --> 00:29:45,949
Maiser! He's doing it.
Killian's finally facing
656
00:29:46,035 --> 00:29:47,947
his fears and jumping off
Raven's Rock with Billie!
657
00:29:47,953 --> 00:29:49,713
What? They're jumping
off of Raven's Rock?
658
00:29:49,788 --> 00:29:51,451
I was just gonna take her there to swim.
659
00:29:51,457 --> 00:29:53,036
Only the Patterson
girl broke her leg there
660
00:29:53,042 --> 00:29:54,704
when she was jumping
off and the water levels
661
00:29:54,710 --> 00:29:56,090
went down. She almost drowned.
662
00:29:56,170 --> 00:29:57,499
That was because she was swimming back
663
00:29:57,505 --> 00:29:59,215
with a broken leg. Come on.
664
00:29:59,298 --> 00:30:01,378
Shit. She's not answering her phone.
665
00:30:01,467 --> 00:30:03,047
You guys go. I'll stay with Opal.
666
00:30:03,135 --> 00:30:05,675
And don't worry about
Wayne. He's a big boy.
667
00:30:05,763 --> 00:30:08,473
He can manage without
his campaign manager.
668
00:30:09,308 --> 00:30:11,638
- Now, where'd I dock my boat.
- Ugh...
669
00:30:11,727 --> 00:30:13,847
Well, I can take you
to the Rock on my boat.
670
00:30:13,938 --> 00:30:15,558
- Sweet.
- Please tell me that
671
00:30:15,648 --> 00:30:17,227
you're hiding a Victorian
doll collection at home
672
00:30:17,233 --> 00:30:18,686
because I'm very sexually conflicted
673
00:30:18,692 --> 00:30:20,782
by your big masc for masc energy.
674
00:30:20,861 --> 00:30:22,491
- Yes.
- Okay.
675
00:30:32,706 --> 00:30:34,746
Shit!
676
00:30:34,833 --> 00:30:36,593
Billie! Billie!
677
00:30:36,669 --> 00:30:38,209
Billie! Oh, shit.
678
00:30:41,257 --> 00:30:43,427
What the fuck? Are you okay?
679
00:30:43,509 --> 00:30:46,299
I'm fine. This is my third jump.
680
00:30:46,387 --> 00:30:49,467
You conquered your fear of lake water.
681
00:30:49,557 --> 00:30:51,727
Ya did it because of me!
682
00:30:51,809 --> 00:30:53,059
Nope.
683
00:30:53,143 --> 00:30:54,523
Because of him.
684
00:30:54,603 --> 00:30:56,443
Woo!
685
00:30:56,522 --> 00:30:58,362
Yes! That's my boy!
686
00:31:00,234 --> 00:31:01,494
Woo!
687
00:31:02,403 --> 00:31:03,903
- You good?
- No.
688
00:31:05,489 --> 00:31:06,949
Just a little longer.
689
00:31:07,032 --> 00:31:08,622
Nice jump.
690
00:31:16,667 --> 00:31:19,167
Oh, my God, what happened? Who won?
691
00:31:19,253 --> 00:31:20,963
The candidate for the job.
692
00:31:21,046 --> 00:31:23,876
Wayne! Hey, congratulations.
693
00:31:23,966 --> 00:31:25,295
How does it feel to be President?
694
00:31:25,301 --> 00:31:27,221
You'll have to ask Ulrika.
695
00:31:27,303 --> 00:31:29,132
Yeah. I mean, she had the
better wild boar policy.
696
00:31:29,138 --> 00:31:31,468
I think. I checked out for a bit.
697
00:31:31,557 --> 00:31:34,387
Hm. I'm gonna grab pop.
698
00:31:34,476 --> 00:31:36,596
Well, as my grandma used to say,
699
00:31:36,687 --> 00:31:38,307
- "There's always... "
- Maiser.
700
00:31:38,397 --> 00:31:40,187
Ulrika is president?
701
00:31:40,274 --> 00:31:43,074
I asked her to take my
place. I was losing the crowd.
702
00:31:43,152 --> 00:31:44,862
- I had to pivot.
- But what if
703
00:31:44,945 --> 00:31:47,155
she veto's our renos like
you vetoed Jayne's dock?
704
00:31:47,239 --> 00:31:48,819
Oh man, is...
705
00:31:48,907 --> 00:31:50,327
Is this what failure feels like?
706
00:31:50,409 --> 00:31:51,789
Did Brené lie?
707
00:31:51,869 --> 00:31:53,119
No, relax.
708
00:31:53,203 --> 00:31:54,873
Trust me, I got this.
709
00:31:54,955 --> 00:31:57,165
- Ooh.
- Uh, thank you.
710
00:31:57,249 --> 00:31:59,289
I promise to protect the environment
711
00:31:59,376 --> 00:32:01,836
and keep the lake safe from boars.
712
00:32:01,920 --> 00:32:03,590
The only wild pigs welcome here
713
00:32:03,672 --> 00:32:06,182
will be on our spits and in our bellies!
714
00:32:08,469 --> 00:32:11,219
- You're welcome.
- Yeah.
715
00:32:11,305 --> 00:32:13,135
Thank you. Yes. Mm-hm.
716
00:32:13,223 --> 00:32:15,983
All right. Not a bad day.
717
00:32:16,060 --> 00:32:18,770
Ulrika will put Maisy's demo on slo-mo
718
00:32:18,854 --> 00:32:21,574
and Killian's girlfriend is into girls.
719
00:32:21,649 --> 00:32:24,279
And, I only had to completely
humiliate myself to find out!
720
00:32:24,360 --> 00:32:27,490
Oh yes, but no more fear
of what lies beneath.
721
00:32:27,571 --> 00:32:29,821
- She's a lake baby, now.
- You only had
722
00:32:29,907 --> 00:32:31,527
to stand me up twice for it to happen.
723
00:32:33,869 --> 00:32:36,409
Did you just break into our cabin?
724
00:32:37,164 --> 00:32:39,504
No... The door was open.
725
00:32:39,583 --> 00:32:42,093
I thought I'd just pop
by and grab my battleship.
726
00:32:42,169 --> 00:32:43,839
I really hope it's all here.
727
00:32:43,921 --> 00:32:45,881
It's so frustrating
playing with missing pieces.
728
00:32:45,964 --> 00:32:49,224
Yeah. Gotta watch out
for that submarine.
729
00:32:49,301 --> 00:32:51,051
Sneak attack under the water.
730
00:32:51,136 --> 00:32:53,176
I prefer the aircraft carrier.
731
00:32:53,263 --> 00:32:55,103
I like big guns.
732
00:32:57,101 --> 00:32:59,691
Oh, she is sweating.
733
00:32:59,770 --> 00:33:01,400
If Ulrika delays her reno long enough,
734
00:33:01,480 --> 00:33:03,230
she's gonna lose all of her deposits.
735
00:33:03,315 --> 00:33:05,565
She could be off the lake a
lot sooner than we'd hoped.
736
00:33:06,068 --> 00:33:08,488
Which means Killian's gone, too.
737
00:33:08,570 --> 00:33:10,154
Well then, you better make a move fast
738
00:33:10,197 --> 00:33:12,737
'cause summer romance
ain't meant to last.
739
00:33:18,455 --> 00:33:21,075
- Look at what mommy found...
- My vision board.
740
00:33:21,166 --> 00:33:22,876
- Finally.
- You might want
741
00:33:22,960 --> 00:33:25,340
to check it's all there.
Justin really loves swatches.
742
00:33:25,421 --> 00:33:27,341
Oh, Barry at the warehouse
743
00:33:27,423 --> 00:33:29,133
says they're discontinuing
Walnut Brûlée.
744
00:33:29,216 --> 00:33:30,800
Well, call him and tell him we'll take
745
00:33:30,843 --> 00:33:32,588
- everything that's left.
- Maybe we should wait.
746
00:33:32,594 --> 00:33:33,934
I mean, what if Ulrika
747
00:33:34,012 --> 00:33:35,602
doesn't let us build our new cottage?
748
00:33:35,681 --> 00:33:38,061
No. No, sweetie.
749
00:33:39,309 --> 00:33:41,939
Mommy's gonna brûlée
this baby to the ground.
750
00:33:49,236 --> 00:33:53,236
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