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♪ Today, today ♪
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[BRIGHT DRUMS AND HORNS PLAYS]
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♪ Cruising while roller skating ♪
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♪ Wild flowers grow
through the pavement ♪
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♪ We were young and misbehaving ♪
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♪ Like a soul that don’t need savin’ ♪
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♪ Why do we wait for the sombre path ♪
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[PHONE RINGING]
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[DAD] Billie-bear.
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Why is it so dark?
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[MOM] Are you still
in bed? It's almost 10.
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Could this mean she's actually relaxing?
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No, I can't sleep here.
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Night’s should not be
this dark. It's unnatural.
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What happened to my horror movie fan?
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I thought you'd miss getting scared.
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I miss flushing my pee.
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Well, if you prefer a Bible
camp, we can make some calls.
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You guys said it would
be B-B-Q’s and beaches
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but Justin's weird ex
step family is here.
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Don't let internalized
feelings of abandonment
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from being adopted stop
you from having fun.
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You're not betraying
us by getting to know
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your birth family.
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And I'm pretty sure I'm the
only Black person on the lake.
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- Just stay away from the tea.
- Baby.
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[DAD] What?
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[KNOCKING]
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[SIREN BLARES]
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Hold up. Wait.
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Are you guys in Greece?
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[MOM] Look, honey...
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Internalized feelings my ass!
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You just want me to have fun
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so you don't feel bad
for having more fun!
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Okay, hardly. This book
tour has been relentless.
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We barely have a minute to ourselves.
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[DAD IN SING-SONGY VOICE]
Honey. The masseuse is here...
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Uh?
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It’s a working massage.
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[JUSTIN] What? I don't understand.
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There's not like a
notwithstanding clause
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or anything? Any kind of loophole?
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No, no, no, no. I don't understand.
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If she's not...
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This is a family trust.
She’s not fucking family!
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[METAL GROANING]
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No, it was an untimely death.
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We're not... no, there's no
blood relation of any kind.
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- Ugh!
- Oh my God!
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Sorry. I didn't mean to scare you.
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But, it's nice to hear screams come
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- from the old place again.
- Again?
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Yeah, I think there was murder here.
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No, wait. I think it was a kidnapping.
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Anyway, Wi-Fi’s up.
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[JUSTIN] Yeah, I know Todd!
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No, I'm not raising
my voice! I am not...
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- I’m sorry...
- [RILEY] He okay?
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[BILLIE] He's a bit
operatic when triggered.
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Copy that.
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I'm Riley, by the way.
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I'm Billie.
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Pass me my sledge hammer?
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Yeah.
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[BILLIE] What's it for?
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Ah, there’s some things down here
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that can chew through wires.
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You might want to go back inside.
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- Okay.
- Yeah.
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Alright.
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[BRIGHT POP PLAYS]
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[JUSTIN SCREAMING] I have been
working so, so hard this year!
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I am a better person!
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The lawyer said that
the trust is ironclad
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so we don't get the
cottage until Maisy dies.
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Maybe when she hears about it,
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she'll have a heart attack.
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- That's it.
- That's a joke.
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No, no, my dad.
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My dad must have put
the trust in the box
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before he had his
heart attack which means
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- Maisy doesn't know about it...
- So tell her.
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Maybe you can work out a timeshare.
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No. If Maisy finds out that the cottage
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is coming to me, she'll
bury herself in it.
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We're never gonna get it.
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You don't know her the way
that I know her, alright?
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We once had a crush
on the same lifeguard
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and she shrank my bathing
suit to make me look fatter.
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Or you got fatter.
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They went from board shorts to a Speedo.
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Thank God, I am an only child.
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Wait. I am an only child, right?
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[RAPPING AT DOOR]
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- Hey!
- [RILEY] Hey.
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Your Wi-Fi is all set up.
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He fixes cable, runs
the general store...
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man, you’re like a
real life handsy-pandy,
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like a handyman.
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Uh, you want to keep this?
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No, no, that's a gift for you.
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Sweet. Maybe, see you around?
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Yeah, I’d love that.
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I mean I would like that.
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I would like that.
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God, I hope bad game
is a recessive gene.
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- [MAISY] That's quite a view...
- Oh, God!
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Jesus. Make some noise when you walk.
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Was that Riley just leaving?
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Yes, it was Riley. He just
came to install some Wi-Fi.
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Uh-huh.
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Careful Billie, bringing
cute boys around.
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Justin once tried to steal
an old boyfriend of mine
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by wearing these tiny
little swim trunks.
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- [WHISPERED] She's lying.
- It didn't work.
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Listen, I know it was rough
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- hearing how dad...
- Not your dad...
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Left me the cottage but I just want
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to make a fresh start.
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How about your FAVE: Games night!
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My place, tonight.
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Ooh, we would love to but we're so busy.
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We got lots of like
birth father-daughter
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bonding to do.
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Well, Billie's invited too.
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Everyone's dying to get to know her.
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There'll be drinks, more
drinks. We could play charades!
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Wow. That could... That could be fun.
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Perfect. See you tonight at 8:00.
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- Okay.
- [MAISY] Don't even think
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- about bringing anything.
- Okay.
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Don't even think about
bringing anything?
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Was I raised by Wolves?
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Two minutes ago, you
wanted to annihilate her
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and now we're going over for
white claws and lawn Jenga?
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Yes, because games night
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is the perfect way to
run her off the lake.
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Games night, where friendly competition
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and binge drinking
equals spilled secrets,
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rumours spread and sloppy make outs.
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Blood feuds are born
and marriages torched.
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And that is how we are
going to take down Maisy.
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That is Game of Thrones.
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But with a much more satisfying ending.
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Now, the best way to get
rid of an invasive species
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is to make its environment inhospitable.
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So, in Maisy's case, that's family.
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Army of skanks... Friends.
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And Cottage.
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Is this Mean Girls again?
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We're already becoming a family.
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- Mm.
- Step one,
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we alienate her from
her friends and family
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by exposing a secret so dark
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it rocks the foundation
of Maisy's world.
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What secret’s bad enough
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for someone to leave their cottage?
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Summer of ‘77.
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At a Quaalude and metuso
game of two truths and a lie,
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Paul Park brags to his friends
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that he Munchausen-ed his dad
into disowning his brother.
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The cottage was sold the next summer.
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Summer of ‘98, after two two-fours
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and three grams of hash,
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Nancy Sweeney confesses
that her brother in law
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fingered her at her sister's wedding.
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Ripped the family apart
and the cottage was sold.
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Which brings us to step
number three, the cottage.
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What happened to step two?
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Can't do math when I'm making a plan.
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My grandpa was a Scottish asshole,
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tied with turds and money.
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His septic system alone is enough
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to get the cottage condemned.
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So if I can find my grandpa's plans
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and bring them to the
county Inspector...
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Bam!
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Maisy’s gonna have
to fix those violations.
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At a huge price.
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Yes, question in the back.
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Mm-hmm. If it's such
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a huge price to fix,
how will you afford it?
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Excellent question. We'll
defer to future Justin.
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Any other questions? Yes.
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Yeah. What's wrong with you?
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I was a breeched birth.
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Now, once all the little
pieces are lined up,
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we just sit back, relax and
watch them fall like dominoes.
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We?
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There's no “We,” on Games night.
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So it's come to bribery, has it?
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Spicy? Okay. Best offer:
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You don't have fun tonight,
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I'll leave you alone for
the rest of the summer.
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You can even keep the big bedroom.
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And if I do have fun?
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Oh, [CHUCKLES].
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We are gonna bond so hard.
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[ANIMAL GROANING]
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[SCRATCHING]
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Or you're going to stay here
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with whatever Riley woke up in the pit.
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♪
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Place looks great, Maiser.
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OH, JUST REMEMBER:
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No mention of the reno okay?
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I already told the kids.
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Is that why you put
Opal’s vision board away?
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Well, with Justin back on the lake,
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I just don't want people talking again.
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You remember what it was like
when I first got the cottage.
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Oh, no, of course you don't.
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You had just been traded to Pittsburgh.
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Ah, yes. The lost years.
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Relax, hon...
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Once the Boathouse
president approves our plans,
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the renos are all good.
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And I hear she's got
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the elections locked up this year.
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You don't understand. People said
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that I slept with my stepdad
to get him to change the will,
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that I bribed the board.
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But didn't you bribe the board?
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I incentivized.
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Once I'm re-elected, nothing can keep us
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from our dream cottage.
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But if Justin’s happy, then
he won't cause any trouble.
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And we all know what makes Justin happy.
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Right.
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Nope, not a clue.
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- [KNOCKING]
- [JUSTIN] Knock-knock!
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[WHISPERS] Not a word.
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- Hi.
- [MAISY] Hi.
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Look who brought nana’s bean dip.
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Seven layers of dietary
restrictions. Yum.
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- You remember Opal?
- Hi.
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[SIGHS] Hello.
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[VICTOR] And Killian.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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Thank you so much for having
us over It's really nice.
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Victor, why don't you and Killian
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give these two a tour of the cottage?
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Yay! Oh, I feel like an exiled Romanov
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returning to his ancestral dacha
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after it was stolen by the unwashed mob.
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[OPAL] Did they bring
bean dip to the dacha?
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Yeah, I just can't believe
that we've never met.
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Oh, I was playing for Tampa, back then.
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- Wasn't around much.
- Oh, hello!
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[VICTOR] Oh yeah. Yeah.
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Is it weird being in
your family cottage?
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[BILLIE] No, it's not really my family.
255
00:09:53,260 --> 00:09:55,390
What's weird is my Black
parents being obsessed
256
00:09:55,470 --> 00:09:57,091
with me connecting over my white roots.
257
00:09:57,097 --> 00:09:58,847
Like, they're worried I'll lose a kidney
258
00:09:58,932 --> 00:10:00,761
- and need a donor or something.
- [KILLIAN CHUCKLES]
259
00:10:00,767 --> 00:10:02,727
Yeah, my mom's the exact same way.
260
00:10:02,811 --> 00:10:04,651
Like, I like dumplings and everything
261
00:10:04,730 --> 00:10:06,726
but does she have to bring
‘em to every school barbecue?
262
00:10:06,732 --> 00:10:08,152
[CHUCKLING]
263
00:10:08,233 --> 00:10:09,863
That's why I love the lake so much
264
00:10:09,943 --> 00:10:12,243
because all the shit fades away.
265
00:10:12,321 --> 00:10:14,071
[GASPS] Is that you.
266
00:10:14,156 --> 00:10:15,566
Where?
267
00:10:15,657 --> 00:10:17,197
Oh. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
268
00:10:17,284 --> 00:10:18,744
[BOTH CHUCKLING]
269
00:10:18,827 --> 00:10:20,537
With my grandpa,
270
00:10:20,620 --> 00:10:22,040
or um, our grandpa...
271
00:10:23,540 --> 00:10:25,290
Justin's dad.
272
00:10:26,501 --> 00:10:27,961
[BILLIE] What was he like?
273
00:10:28,045 --> 00:10:29,755
He was really fun.
274
00:10:29,838 --> 00:10:32,168
He was always up for
something just crazy.
275
00:10:34,551 --> 00:10:36,551
You have the same eyes.
276
00:10:36,636 --> 00:10:38,096
[MAISY] Hey honey.
277
00:10:38,180 --> 00:10:41,270
Honey, can you guys come in here please?
278
00:10:41,350 --> 00:10:45,480
Everything looks the
same, smells the same.
279
00:10:47,314 --> 00:10:49,194
Feels the same.
280
00:10:49,274 --> 00:10:51,534
Stop that. Stop that.
281
00:10:51,610 --> 00:10:53,814
[MAISY] It's so nice to have
the family back together.
282
00:10:53,820 --> 00:10:54,990
Sure.
283
00:10:55,072 --> 00:10:57,742
- Wassup!
- Wassup!
284
00:10:57,824 --> 00:10:59,164
Moore, party of six!
285
00:10:59,242 --> 00:11:00,492
- Here ya go.
- [MAISY] Hi.
286
00:11:00,577 --> 00:11:02,407
- Lovejoy, up top?
- Sure, hey Wayne.
287
00:11:03,246 --> 00:11:04,406
Billie!
288
00:11:04,498 --> 00:11:05,958
- [JAYNE] Wayne.
- Yikes.
289
00:11:06,041 --> 00:11:07,461
Did you see the links that I sent?
290
00:11:07,542 --> 00:11:08,751
- Hey, sweetie.
- [BILLIE] Hi.
291
00:11:08,794 --> 00:11:09,884
- [JUSTIN] Jayne.
- Sorry.
292
00:11:09,961 --> 00:11:12,341
[LOW POP MUSIC]
293
00:11:12,422 --> 00:11:13,472
Hey.
294
00:11:13,548 --> 00:11:15,338
Hey.
295
00:11:16,968 --> 00:11:18,888
You were so zooted the other night.
296
00:11:18,970 --> 00:11:21,390
She means thank you for
not ratting them out.
297
00:11:21,473 --> 00:11:23,433
Oh. Snitches get stitches, right?
298
00:11:23,517 --> 00:11:24,637
Why?
299
00:11:24,726 --> 00:11:26,396
Oh, it's just uh...
300
00:11:28,230 --> 00:11:29,650
Never mind.
301
00:11:29,731 --> 00:11:31,441
We're hanging at the
fire pit. Wanna come?
302
00:11:32,317 --> 00:11:33,357
I'm good.
303
00:11:33,443 --> 00:11:34,493
[JERRI] Okay.
304
00:11:36,446 --> 00:11:38,026
[TERRI] Oh, my God...
305
00:11:38,115 --> 00:11:39,695
[OLIVE] Guys, wait.
306
00:11:39,783 --> 00:11:41,373
They’re not as bad as you think.
307
00:11:41,451 --> 00:11:42,822
[BILLIE] They made people believe
308
00:11:42,828 --> 00:11:44,038
I stole coconut cream vodka.
309
00:11:44,121 --> 00:11:45,751
You don't come back from that.
310
00:11:45,831 --> 00:11:47,415
They've been doing dumb shit like that
311
00:11:47,457 --> 00:11:49,417
to me since we were
kids. You get used to it.
312
00:11:49,501 --> 00:11:51,341
No way, man. You shouldn't, either.
313
00:11:52,504 --> 00:11:53,964
[SIGHS]
314
00:11:54,047 --> 00:11:55,587
I think I'll just hang here tonight.
315
00:11:56,258 --> 00:11:57,670
If you're staying for Games night,
316
00:11:57,676 --> 00:11:59,546
you're going to need some backup.
317
00:11:59,636 --> 00:12:01,176
To play a bunch of dumb games?
318
00:12:01,263 --> 00:12:02,925
Shit gets real when
boomers are three gins in
319
00:12:02,931 --> 00:12:04,721
and they’re six points down.
320
00:12:04,808 --> 00:12:06,637
Okay, well, we're probably
going to have to have
321
00:12:06,643 --> 00:12:08,193
a safe word if we need to bounce.
322
00:12:08,270 --> 00:12:10,360
- Okay.
- [KILLIAN] Okay? So...
323
00:12:10,439 --> 00:12:12,019
Um.
324
00:12:14,401 --> 00:12:15,441
Dumplings.
325
00:12:16,695 --> 00:12:18,905
- It's perfect.
- Yeah.
326
00:12:20,407 --> 00:12:21,827
[WHISPERING]
327
00:12:21,908 --> 00:12:23,118
- [JUSTIN] Oh.
- Hey.
328
00:12:23,201 --> 00:12:24,701
- Justin.
- Jayne.
329
00:12:24,786 --> 00:12:26,496
[WAYNE] So, Jayne would like me
330
00:12:26,580 --> 00:12:29,500
to apologize to you for taking a leak
331
00:12:29,583 --> 00:12:32,343
in your sleeping bag at
your dad's 50th kegger.
332
00:12:33,086 --> 00:12:34,796
I am sorry.
333
00:12:34,880 --> 00:12:36,333
If he’d known that they would call you
334
00:12:36,339 --> 00:12:37,879
Pisstopher Robin all summer...
335
00:12:37,966 --> 00:12:39,503
[JUSTIN] My dad didn't
have a 50th kegger.
336
00:12:39,509 --> 00:12:41,719
- Total rager. Yeah.
- Yes, he did.
337
00:12:41,803 --> 00:12:43,603
Party of the year.
338
00:12:43,680 --> 00:12:46,140
Why wasn't I invited to my
dad's 50th birthday kegger?
339
00:12:46,224 --> 00:12:48,104
I guess that's what he wanted.
340
00:12:48,185 --> 00:12:49,305
Ah...
341
00:12:50,437 --> 00:12:51,857
Cool.
342
00:12:51,938 --> 00:12:53,438
Cool, cool, cool.
343
00:12:53,523 --> 00:12:54,943
Well, you know what?
344
00:12:55,025 --> 00:12:56,685
Since the games have already begun,
345
00:12:56,776 --> 00:12:58,446
why don't we kick things off
346
00:12:58,528 --> 00:13:00,568
with a quick round of Never Have I Ever?
347
00:13:00,655 --> 00:13:02,195
- Oh. Yeah.
- [JUSTIN] Right?
348
00:13:02,282 --> 00:13:03,527
I haven't played this since like,
349
00:13:03,533 --> 00:13:04,743
I don't know how long.
350
00:13:04,826 --> 00:13:06,366
Hands up, Maisy.
351
00:13:06,453 --> 00:13:08,583
Um, let's see. Oh God, oh God.
352
00:13:08,663 --> 00:13:10,713
Oh God. Never have I ever.
353
00:13:10,790 --> 00:13:14,040
Oh, never have I ever had
relations with a puck bunny.
354
00:13:14,920 --> 00:13:16,960
- Yeah!
- [WAYNE] Dude.
355
00:13:17,631 --> 00:13:20,011
- [JUSTIN] Victor.
- No. Okay.
356
00:13:21,009 --> 00:13:22,589
[JUSTIN] Never have I ever
357
00:13:22,677 --> 00:13:24,047
relieved myself on someone's
358
00:13:24,137 --> 00:13:26,057
imported Spice Girls sleeping bag.
359
00:13:26,139 --> 00:13:27,429
Wayne.
360
00:13:27,516 --> 00:13:28,766
Guilty.
361
00:13:30,560 --> 00:13:31,900
Thanks, Jayne.
362
00:13:32,771 --> 00:13:34,731
No.
363
00:13:34,814 --> 00:13:36,534
Never have I ever, never have I ever...
364
00:13:36,608 --> 00:13:38,068
Oh God, what else could I...
365
00:13:38,151 --> 00:13:40,531
Never have I ever sucked Wayne's dick
366
00:13:40,612 --> 00:13:42,572
while Jayne was getting
her first aborsh.
367
00:13:44,533 --> 00:13:46,123
[WHISPERS] Dominoes.
368
00:13:47,244 --> 00:13:49,004
Ah, fine.
369
00:13:50,705 --> 00:13:52,285
But it's a good thing you brought up
370
00:13:52,374 --> 00:13:54,254
before Wayne had his
third drink, am I right?
371
00:13:55,418 --> 00:13:57,628
He says it every year.
372
00:13:57,712 --> 00:13:59,672
I told Jayne at her senior prom
373
00:13:59,756 --> 00:14:01,926
and then we ended up
getting drunk and making out.
374
00:14:02,008 --> 00:14:03,678
Best night of my life.
375
00:14:03,760 --> 00:14:05,260
- Hm?
- Hey, everybody.
376
00:14:05,345 --> 00:14:06,799
- [MAISY] Riley.
- [VICTOR] Oh, hey bud.
377
00:14:06,805 --> 00:14:08,175
- How you doing?
- Hi.
378
00:14:08,265 --> 00:14:10,095
Hi. Hi.
379
00:14:10,183 --> 00:14:12,023
Hi.
380
00:14:12,102 --> 00:14:14,732
This is perfect timing. Now,
we can play partner games.
381
00:14:14,813 --> 00:14:16,113
You and Justin can be together.
382
00:14:17,774 --> 00:14:19,324
Hey, bean dip.
383
00:14:20,527 --> 00:14:22,317
I made that.
384
00:14:23,863 --> 00:14:25,783
Is that what makes Justin happy?
385
00:14:25,865 --> 00:14:28,405
- [OPAL CLAPS TWICE]
- Everyone, it's time.
386
00:14:28,493 --> 00:14:30,503
As my bed time is 10,
I've divided each game
387
00:14:30,579 --> 00:14:32,209
- into rounds of five.
- [MAISY] Mm.
388
00:14:32,289 --> 00:14:34,619
[VICTOR] Great.
389
00:14:34,708 --> 00:14:39,088
♪
390
00:14:41,339 --> 00:14:42,969
You got this, Mais.
391
00:14:47,095 --> 00:14:48,715
Okay.
392
00:14:50,890 --> 00:14:52,469
[VICTOR] The Diving
Bell and the Butterfly!
393
00:14:52,475 --> 00:14:53,515
- Yes!
- [VICTOR] Yes!
394
00:14:53,602 --> 00:14:55,272
- What?
- [LAUGHTER]
395
00:14:55,353 --> 00:14:57,363
- I friggin’ love you.
- [VICTOR] I love you.
396
00:14:57,439 --> 00:14:59,439
♪ A little bit of this
and a little bit of that ♪
397
00:14:59,524 --> 00:15:01,534
♪ A little bit of this
and a little bit of that ♪
398
00:15:01,610 --> 00:15:03,610
♪ A little bit of this
and a little bit of that ♪
399
00:15:03,653 --> 00:15:05,613
[WAYNE] Ass.
400
00:15:05,697 --> 00:15:07,367
Falcon and the Ass man. No.
401
00:15:08,158 --> 00:15:09,198
Splinter in the...
402
00:15:09,284 --> 00:15:10,704
Splinter in the ass.
403
00:15:10,785 --> 00:15:12,197
Indiana Jones and the Ass Crusade!
404
00:15:12,203 --> 00:15:13,253
- [BUZZER]
- Ugh.
405
00:15:13,330 --> 00:15:14,540
[OPAL] Time.
406
00:15:15,248 --> 00:15:17,998
James and the Giant Peach.
407
00:15:18,084 --> 00:15:20,344
Not every peach is an ass, Wayne.
408
00:15:22,213 --> 00:15:23,513
The one behind you is a peach.
409
00:15:23,590 --> 00:15:25,590
[CHUCKLES]
410
00:15:25,675 --> 00:15:27,925
♪ A little bit of this
and a little bit of that ♪
411
00:15:28,011 --> 00:15:30,011
♪ A little bit of this
and a little bit of that ♪
412
00:15:30,096 --> 00:15:32,306
♪ A little bit of this
and a little bit of that ♪
413
00:15:32,390 --> 00:15:33,560
[JAYNE LAUGHS]
414
00:15:37,187 --> 00:15:38,477
Kill.
415
00:15:40,857 --> 00:15:41,897
Bill...
416
00:15:44,903 --> 00:15:46,283
Oh, Kill Bill!
417
00:15:46,363 --> 00:15:47,608
- It’s Kill Bill!
- [KILLIAN] Yes!
418
00:15:47,614 --> 00:15:49,704
[LAUGHTER]
419
00:15:49,783 --> 00:15:51,993
♪ A little bit of this,
a little bit of that ♪
420
00:15:52,077 --> 00:15:54,367
♪ A little bit of this
and a little bit of that ♪
421
00:15:54,454 --> 00:15:57,624
[LAUGHTER]
422
00:15:57,707 --> 00:15:59,417
[JUSTIN] Alright.
423
00:16:01,378 --> 00:16:03,588
Opal, can I get a little help with this?
424
00:16:05,548 --> 00:16:07,798
It's the foundation on which
all gay cinema is built.
425
00:16:09,969 --> 00:16:11,679
Mean Girls.
426
00:16:12,847 --> 00:16:15,517
♪ A little bit of this
and a little bit of that ♪
427
00:16:16,267 --> 00:16:19,687
[LOON TRILLING]
428
00:16:20,522 --> 00:16:22,272
[JUSTIN SIGHS]
429
00:16:22,357 --> 00:16:24,147
Well, my bombshell was a bust.
430
00:16:24,234 --> 00:16:26,318
I wasn't invited to my
father's 50th birthday party
431
00:16:26,361 --> 00:16:28,701
and Maisy is some
kind of charades witch.
432
00:16:28,780 --> 00:16:30,370
So I would really like to go. Please.
433
00:16:30,448 --> 00:16:31,735
I don't care about the big bedroom.
434
00:16:31,741 --> 00:16:33,331
You win, it's yours.
435
00:16:33,410 --> 00:16:35,540
Okay, so your plan didn’t work...
436
00:16:36,496 --> 00:16:37,656
What about Riley?
437
00:16:37,747 --> 00:16:39,077
Yes. I mean, he is.
438
00:16:39,165 --> 00:16:40,540
He's very cute. He's really cute.
439
00:16:40,625 --> 00:16:42,335
I mean, he's got... What? No.
440
00:16:42,419 --> 00:16:44,209
Stop it. You are just
trying to trick me.
441
00:16:44,295 --> 00:16:46,045
You just want to stay here so you can
442
00:16:46,131 --> 00:16:47,761
keep hanging out with Killian.
443
00:16:47,841 --> 00:16:49,721
I’m saying it because
he's obviously into you.
444
00:16:49,801 --> 00:16:51,551
- Really?
- [BILLIE] Mm-hm.
445
00:16:54,889 --> 00:16:57,729
Oh my God. Oh my God,
no, I can't do this.
446
00:16:57,809 --> 00:16:59,939
I can't, not tonight.
447
00:17:00,019 --> 00:17:02,979
Oh. Opal's vegan cheese made you gassy.
448
00:17:03,064 --> 00:17:05,574
No, I don't feel ready.
449
00:17:05,650 --> 00:17:07,240
I was divorced, like yesterday.
450
00:17:07,318 --> 00:17:08,948
I'm not wearing any of the right clo...
451
00:17:09,028 --> 00:17:10,733
Yes, fine. Opal’s vegan
cheese made me gassy.
452
00:17:10,739 --> 00:17:11,869
Are you happy?
453
00:17:11,948 --> 00:17:13,618
No, no one's happy about that.
454
00:17:13,700 --> 00:17:15,700
I just want to go, please.
I'd really like to go.
455
00:17:15,744 --> 00:17:16,905
Well, what about your grandpa’s plans?
456
00:17:16,911 --> 00:17:18,791
You can still steal them.
457
00:17:18,872 --> 00:17:21,122
They may not even be here, I don't know.
458
00:17:21,666 --> 00:17:23,746
I believe in you, Justin Lovejoy.
459
00:17:23,835 --> 00:17:25,875
You are like the Roman mob, remember?
460
00:17:25,962 --> 00:17:27,382
Taking back the family dogs
461
00:17:27,464 --> 00:17:29,054
from the dirty Russians and...
462
00:17:29,132 --> 00:17:30,592
Oh, my God, please stop.
463
00:17:30,675 --> 00:17:32,835
You’re butchering a perfect metaphor.
464
00:17:32,927 --> 00:17:35,387
Alright, fine. But as soon
as we steal those plans,
465
00:17:35,472 --> 00:17:37,022
we’re gone. Alright?
466
00:17:37,098 --> 00:17:39,140
Fine. But I'm not sitting
behind you in the canoe.
467
00:17:39,184 --> 00:17:41,024
[JAYNE CHUCKLES]
468
00:17:41,102 --> 00:17:43,232
Wouldn’t it be so funny if Maisy and me
469
00:17:43,313 --> 00:17:45,983
just like made out, like right now?
470
00:17:46,065 --> 00:17:47,355
Dumplings.
471
00:17:47,442 --> 00:17:48,862
Yes. Come on.
472
00:17:48,943 --> 00:17:50,647
I'm going to show you
something so amazing.
473
00:17:50,653 --> 00:17:53,163
Okay, you guys. Opal’s in bed,
474
00:17:53,239 --> 00:17:55,199
so let's make this
next game a quiet one.
475
00:17:55,283 --> 00:17:57,493
Hearts. No, duck-duck-goose.
476
00:17:57,577 --> 00:17:59,197
How about Sardines?
477
00:17:59,287 --> 00:18:00,787
Hm.
478
00:18:00,872 --> 00:18:02,212
Like hide and seek?
479
00:18:02,290 --> 00:18:03,670
Well, it's uh, it’s kind of like
480
00:18:03,750 --> 00:18:05,630
a reverse hide and seek
481
00:18:05,710 --> 00:18:07,539
where like, one person hides
and then everybody else looks.
482
00:18:07,545 --> 00:18:09,165
And then when you find the hider,
483
00:18:09,255 --> 00:18:11,505
you hide with them until
the last person finds you.
484
00:18:11,591 --> 00:18:13,551
Justin always wanted to play this game
485
00:18:13,635 --> 00:18:15,631
when we were kids so he
could sneak into my bedroom
486
00:18:15,637 --> 00:18:17,347
and read my diary.
487
00:18:17,430 --> 00:18:18,890
You taught me the game!
488
00:18:18,973 --> 00:18:20,103
I'll save you the trouble.
489
00:18:20,183 --> 00:18:21,603
I don't keep a diary anymore
490
00:18:21,684 --> 00:18:23,984
but my vibrator is in the bedside table.
491
00:18:24,395 --> 00:18:25,895
- I'm down.
- I also want that.
492
00:18:25,980 --> 00:18:28,070
- I will play.
- It could be fun.
493
00:18:28,149 --> 00:18:29,649
I'll hide first.
494
00:18:29,734 --> 00:18:36,454
[TRAP MUSIC PLAYS]
495
00:18:36,533 --> 00:18:38,913
[KILLIAN] So, s'mores
aren't just graham crackers,
496
00:18:38,993 --> 00:18:41,253
chocolate and marshmallows.
497
00:18:43,081 --> 00:18:44,501
Okay, well, they're kind of are.
498
00:18:44,582 --> 00:18:45,792
Yeah.
499
00:18:45,875 --> 00:18:47,335
[KILLIAN] But uh, you can also use
500
00:18:47,418 --> 00:18:48,878
pretzels or Ritz crackers,
501
00:18:48,962 --> 00:18:50,922
milk chocolate or dark chocolate.
502
00:18:51,005 --> 00:18:52,589
And then there's the mini marshmallows
503
00:18:52,632 --> 00:18:54,012
or the jumbo marshmallows.
504
00:18:54,092 --> 00:18:56,142
Well, it looks yummy
505
00:18:56,219 --> 00:18:59,389
but I thought you were going to
show me somethin’ amazin’.
506
00:18:59,472 --> 00:19:00,812
You think you're ready?
507
00:19:00,890 --> 00:19:02,730
Oh, I was born ready.
508
00:19:04,686 --> 00:19:06,686
[EXHALES]
509
00:19:08,648 --> 00:19:10,358
I don't get it, what are you doing?
510
00:19:11,609 --> 00:19:12,649
Nothing.
511
00:19:12,735 --> 00:19:14,605
Nothing?
512
00:19:14,696 --> 00:19:17,656
Yeah, I'm not so good at nothing.
513
00:19:17,740 --> 00:19:19,620
I mean, plus there's no
such thing as nothing.
514
00:19:19,701 --> 00:19:20,988
I mean, even breathing,
it's like something...
515
00:19:20,994 --> 00:19:22,914
Look.
516
00:19:22,996 --> 00:19:25,206
[FIRE CRACKLES]
517
00:19:32,213 --> 00:19:33,763
Nothing.
518
00:19:35,967 --> 00:19:38,637
[TEEN GIRLS GIGGLING]
519
00:19:38,720 --> 00:19:40,430
What's up, fam?
520
00:19:40,513 --> 00:19:42,773
Oh, my God, you guys would
make the cutest babies.
521
00:19:42,849 --> 00:19:45,389
[TERRI] Oh, my God, you
can't just say that, dummy.
522
00:19:45,476 --> 00:19:47,306
♪ Look at me, you in trouble ♪
523
00:19:47,395 --> 00:19:48,895
♪ I ain’t come here to cuddle (NAH) ♪
524
00:19:48,980 --> 00:19:50,610
♪ Big shark in a puddle (YEAH) ♪
525
00:19:50,690 --> 00:19:52,400
♪ Big shark in a puddle (WOO) ♪
526
00:19:52,483 --> 00:19:54,283
♪ Look at me, you in trouble (YEAH) ♪
527
00:19:54,360 --> 00:19:56,030
♪ No droppin’ this shovel (YEAH) ♪
528
00:19:56,112 --> 00:19:57,662
♪ Big shark in a puddle (YEAH) ♪
529
00:19:57,739 --> 00:19:59,369
♪ Big shark in a puddle, yeah! ♪
530
00:20:00,325 --> 00:20:03,655
♪ Even with me, you
against me right away ♪
531
00:20:03,745 --> 00:20:07,035
♪ Even with me, you
against me right away ♪
532
00:20:07,123 --> 00:20:10,593
♪ Even with me, you
against me right away ♪
533
00:20:10,668 --> 00:20:12,298
♪ Right away ♪
534
00:20:12,378 --> 00:20:14,008
♪ Right away ♪
535
00:20:14,088 --> 00:20:15,798
♪ Ahn! ♪
536
00:20:31,481 --> 00:20:35,491
Lance Bass! Aw! We're
back in sync, baby.
537
00:20:35,568 --> 00:20:37,238
[SMOOCH]
538
00:20:44,243 --> 00:20:45,703
[DOOR CREAKS]
539
00:20:45,787 --> 00:20:49,207
No, no, no, no, Maisy here.
540
00:20:49,290 --> 00:20:50,710
Perfect.
541
00:20:52,085 --> 00:20:54,585
I got you all to myself.
542
00:20:54,671 --> 00:20:56,631
Oh, whoa, um.
543
00:20:56,714 --> 00:20:58,934
[RILEY] Uh, sorry, I thought
544
00:20:59,008 --> 00:21:01,298
I was getting a games night,
545
00:21:01,386 --> 00:21:03,346
sloppy makeout vibe from you.
546
00:21:03,429 --> 00:21:04,719
No, no, you were.
547
00:21:04,806 --> 00:21:06,056
There was totally a vibe.
548
00:21:06,140 --> 00:21:07,270
We were totally vibing.
549
00:21:07,350 --> 00:21:09,270
It's just um, full disclosh...
550
00:21:09,352 --> 00:21:13,522
I am pretty freshly divorced
and very badly out of practice.
551
00:21:13,606 --> 00:21:17,896
Uh, the beard tat dating
trauma that you mentioned
552
00:21:17,986 --> 00:21:19,446
at the Gas and Go.
553
00:21:19,529 --> 00:21:21,239
That's the one.
554
00:21:21,322 --> 00:21:26,582
You know, I have this scar
and some like chin zits,
555
00:21:26,661 --> 00:21:29,291
um, like to,
556
00:21:29,372 --> 00:21:31,622
tighten it up and cover...
557
00:21:32,208 --> 00:21:33,668
Why are you smiling?
558
00:21:33,751 --> 00:21:36,631
‘Cause triggered is my kink.
559
00:21:38,172 --> 00:21:39,842
[RILEY] Ah. Oh.
560
00:21:39,924 --> 00:21:41,764
Do you, um,
561
00:21:42,927 --> 00:21:44,847
do you wanna play my favourite game?
562
00:21:46,806 --> 00:21:48,466
Yeah.
563
00:21:48,558 --> 00:21:50,558
So now Justin has Riley to obsess over
564
00:21:50,643 --> 00:21:52,943
and he won't care about the renovation.
565
00:21:53,021 --> 00:21:54,611
You're brilliant.
566
00:21:54,689 --> 00:21:58,149
I know. Justin always
went after the hot guy
567
00:21:58,234 --> 00:22:00,188
that was out of his league
only to be disappointed
568
00:22:00,194 --> 00:22:02,074
when they rejected him.
569
00:22:02,155 --> 00:22:04,945
I don't know. Him and Riley
seem to be hitting it off.
570
00:22:05,033 --> 00:22:07,243
Oh, Justin may have lost the weight
571
00:22:07,326 --> 00:22:09,116
but trust me, he is still a train wreck.
572
00:22:09,203 --> 00:22:11,963
Riley will see that and dump him.
573
00:22:12,040 --> 00:22:14,380
The pain and the shame will give Justin
574
00:22:14,459 --> 00:22:16,539
two more reasons to run away.
575
00:22:16,627 --> 00:22:18,297
Cool.
576
00:22:18,379 --> 00:22:20,259
Wanna play seven minutes in heaven?
577
00:22:21,549 --> 00:22:23,299
You dirty dog.
578
00:22:23,384 --> 00:22:24,554
Yes.
579
00:22:25,970 --> 00:22:27,600
Mm-mn.
580
00:22:27,680 --> 00:22:30,100
[CHUCKLES]
581
00:22:31,100 --> 00:22:32,810
[MUFFLED SPEECH] Fuzzy bunnies!
582
00:22:33,519 --> 00:22:34,939
Eight marshmallows!
583
00:22:35,021 --> 00:22:36,611
Okay, Kerri!
584
00:22:38,149 --> 00:22:39,479
Your turn, Killian.
585
00:22:39,567 --> 00:22:41,187
Truth or dare?
586
00:22:42,570 --> 00:22:44,320
Dare.
587
00:22:44,405 --> 00:22:47,325
I dare you to sit in the
outhouse for five minutes.
588
00:22:51,287 --> 00:22:53,997
Make it a double dare.
We’ll do it together.
589
00:22:54,749 --> 00:22:57,749
[TERRI] In that case, we dare
you to go into the outhouse
590
00:22:57,835 --> 00:22:59,085
and swap clothes.
591
00:22:59,170 --> 00:23:00,630
What?
592
00:23:00,713 --> 00:23:02,723
Done.
593
00:23:02,799 --> 00:23:05,719
Janie, can you believe how
good I look in Victor's clothes?
594
00:23:05,802 --> 00:23:07,302
I mean, sleeves are a bit big,
595
00:23:07,386 --> 00:23:10,256
waist a little bit
tight but I'm a snack.
596
00:23:11,557 --> 00:23:13,427
[GASP] I found it.
597
00:23:16,687 --> 00:23:19,937
[GASP] The astral nebula.
598
00:23:22,068 --> 00:23:23,608
Why is it so special?
599
00:23:23,694 --> 00:23:25,744
You have to apply to get one.
600
00:23:25,822 --> 00:23:27,322
I've been turned down.
601
00:23:27,406 --> 00:23:28,486
Twice.
602
00:23:30,827 --> 00:23:32,697
How ‘bout a demo, babe?
603
00:23:32,787 --> 00:23:35,037
♪
604
00:23:35,123 --> 00:23:36,373
[GIGGLING]
605
00:23:36,457 --> 00:23:38,417
[TERRI] Have fun.
606
00:23:42,547 --> 00:23:46,467
Okay, five minutes starting...
607
00:23:46,551 --> 00:23:48,221
- Now.
- Hate to admit this
608
00:23:48,302 --> 00:23:50,562
but this is totally on brand for me.
609
00:23:50,638 --> 00:23:52,558
Every time I try to
help, I end up in shit.
610
00:23:58,271 --> 00:23:59,691
Pass me your shorts.
611
00:24:00,356 --> 00:24:01,396
[SIGHS]
612
00:24:01,482 --> 00:24:03,572
What's the matter?
613
00:24:03,651 --> 00:24:05,611
No, I'm just... I'm just
a bit claustrophobic.
614
00:24:05,695 --> 00:24:07,315
That's why they dared me to do this.
615
00:24:07,405 --> 00:24:09,025
So why didn't you just say, “No?”
616
00:24:09,115 --> 00:24:10,655
I didn't want to embarrass myself.
617
00:24:11,659 --> 00:24:13,409
I see my mistake now.
618
00:24:13,494 --> 00:24:18,004
Uh, no big, we’ll just
do another dare. Okay?
619
00:24:18,082 --> 00:24:19,672
Okay, yeah.
620
00:24:19,750 --> 00:24:23,090
[WILD LAUGHTER]
621
00:24:23,171 --> 00:24:24,881
Oh no.
622
00:24:24,964 --> 00:24:26,501
It's okay, stay calm. We got this. Yeah?
623
00:24:26,507 --> 00:24:28,177
Yeah, yeah, we're good.
624
00:24:28,259 --> 00:24:29,839
[KILLIAN] Okay.
625
00:24:29,927 --> 00:24:31,847
[BILLIE] Some bitches
are getting stitches.
626
00:24:33,890 --> 00:24:35,890
[JERRI] What up, Opie-dopes?
627
00:24:35,975 --> 00:24:38,895
Couldn’t sleep. My parents
are fooling around in my closet.
628
00:24:38,978 --> 00:24:41,148
[TERI] Must run in the family.
629
00:24:41,230 --> 00:24:43,230
Yeah... Your brother and his cousin
630
00:24:43,316 --> 00:24:45,396
are naked in the outhouse.
631
00:24:45,484 --> 00:24:51,494
♪
632
00:24:51,574 --> 00:24:53,445
Billie and Killian are
having sex in the outhouse!
633
00:24:53,451 --> 00:24:55,241
- Yes!
- No!
634
00:24:56,370 --> 00:24:57,620
Is that bad?
635
00:24:58,873 --> 00:25:00,253
- That's bad.
- Yeah.
636
00:25:00,333 --> 00:25:02,083
[JUSTIN] Oh, God.
637
00:25:02,168 --> 00:25:06,628
I'm so, so close. So close.
638
00:25:06,714 --> 00:25:09,844
Yes babe, yes babe, yes babe.
639
00:25:09,926 --> 00:25:12,046
Oh!
640
00:25:12,136 --> 00:25:13,506
Yes... Babe...
641
00:25:13,596 --> 00:25:14,886
Oh!
642
00:25:15,765 --> 00:25:17,719
[BILLIE] C’mon, Killian.
Just think of something else.
643
00:25:17,725 --> 00:25:19,095
[KILLIAN] Yeah, I'm trying.
644
00:25:19,185 --> 00:25:20,725
I'm almost, there!
645
00:25:23,314 --> 00:25:25,154
[GIGGLING]
646
00:25:26,567 --> 00:25:28,147
- Are you okay?
- Yeah, I just...
647
00:25:29,779 --> 00:25:31,409
[PANTING]
648
00:25:32,740 --> 00:25:34,120
Your shoulder’s bleeding.
649
00:25:34,200 --> 00:25:35,700
What? Oh my God.
650
00:25:35,785 --> 00:25:37,322
Oh my God. My birth daughter's bleeding!
651
00:25:37,328 --> 00:25:38,908
My birth daughter’s bleeding!
652
00:25:38,996 --> 00:25:40,580
[MAISY] It’s okay. I got it. I got it!
653
00:25:40,623 --> 00:25:41,826
You don't know where anything is.
654
00:25:41,832 --> 00:25:43,212
[JUSTIN] I do. I do.
655
00:25:43,292 --> 00:25:45,462
What's happening? What happened?
656
00:25:45,544 --> 00:25:48,764
[VICTOR] Looks like your
hell spawn struck again.
657
00:25:48,839 --> 00:25:49,879
[SIGHS]
658
00:25:49,966 --> 00:25:51,006
Is that my shirt?
659
00:25:51,092 --> 00:25:52,472
Yeah.
660
00:25:52,551 --> 00:25:54,931
Does anybody else hear
that buzzing sound?
661
00:25:55,012 --> 00:25:57,222
Uh, we should hit the road. Huh?
662
00:25:57,306 --> 00:25:59,846
Good night, guys. Thank
you for a great night.
663
00:25:59,934 --> 00:26:01,194
Thank you.
664
00:26:01,269 --> 00:26:02,769
[BUZZING]
665
00:26:05,690 --> 00:26:08,820
- Do you think?
- Oh, yes.
666
00:26:08,901 --> 00:26:10,401
I mean, yeah.
667
00:26:10,486 --> 00:26:11,736
Go Wayne.
668
00:26:13,281 --> 00:26:14,818
Can you get tetanus from an outhouse?
669
00:26:14,824 --> 00:26:16,164
Is that a thing?
670
00:26:16,242 --> 00:26:17,912
[MAISY] I think you'll survive.
671
00:26:17,994 --> 00:26:20,544
Oh, you have a better
chance if you stand still.
672
00:26:20,621 --> 00:26:22,291
[SIGHS] What about ticks?
673
00:26:22,373 --> 00:26:23,994
My mom says you can
get Lyme disease here
674
00:26:24,000 --> 00:26:25,580
from all the nature.
675
00:26:25,668 --> 00:26:27,878
Lyme disease is really
having a moment, huh?
676
00:26:27,962 --> 00:26:29,962
Justin Bieber did so
much for that disease.
677
00:26:30,798 --> 00:26:32,128
I think you're safe.
678
00:26:35,219 --> 00:26:37,719
You and Kilian make a great team.
679
00:26:37,805 --> 00:26:39,175
Almost second place.
680
00:26:39,265 --> 00:26:40,555
Uh, I know. I feel so bad.
681
00:26:40,641 --> 00:26:42,181
It's my fault he took the dare.
682
00:26:42,268 --> 00:26:44,308
He didn't want me to
know he's claustrophobic.
683
00:26:45,354 --> 00:26:48,524
No, it is not your fault. Let me guess.
684
00:26:48,607 --> 00:26:51,527
It rhymes with very, hairy and scary?
685
00:26:51,610 --> 00:26:54,280
Not a lot of cool girls
on the lake your age.
686
00:26:54,363 --> 00:26:56,873
Don't worry, Sarah will be here soon.
687
00:26:56,949 --> 00:26:58,409
You two will get along great.
688
00:26:58,492 --> 00:27:00,452
Oh, cool. Does Sarah
have a cottage here?
689
00:27:00,536 --> 00:27:01,906
No, no. She stays with us.
690
00:27:01,996 --> 00:27:03,496
She's Killian's girlfriend.
691
00:27:05,541 --> 00:27:07,591
There you go. Good as new.
692
00:27:09,503 --> 00:27:10,963
Thanks.
693
00:27:17,011 --> 00:27:19,311
God. Promised her parents she'd have fun
694
00:27:19,388 --> 00:27:21,428
but not like bleeding
in an outhouse fun.
695
00:27:21,515 --> 00:27:22,635
Jesus.
696
00:27:23,934 --> 00:27:25,904
Sorry, hot mess alert.
697
00:27:27,980 --> 00:27:31,320
Who plays very cool Connect Four.
698
00:27:31,400 --> 00:27:34,280
Maybe you’d wanna play
board games again, sometime?
699
00:27:35,696 --> 00:27:37,567
Unless you're playing board
games with somebody else
700
00:27:37,573 --> 00:27:39,736
‘cause you can play board
games with whoever you want.
701
00:27:39,742 --> 00:27:42,412
I'm not one of those like,
hetero-boardative queers.
702
00:27:42,495 --> 00:27:45,075
Nope. Not, not this guy.
703
00:27:47,583 --> 00:27:49,503
Okay, I'm down for a rematch.
704
00:27:49,585 --> 00:27:51,205
- [JUSTIN] Really?
- Yeah.
705
00:27:51,295 --> 00:27:53,085
I'll wait for you on the dock.
706
00:27:54,840 --> 00:27:56,930
I should get goin’ as well.
707
00:27:57,009 --> 00:27:58,759
Yeah.
708
00:27:58,844 --> 00:28:00,514
Thanks for a great night, Maisy.
709
00:28:00,596 --> 00:28:03,846
Oh yes, my pleasure. Get home, safely.
710
00:28:03,933 --> 00:28:05,313
Maybe see you around?
711
00:28:05,393 --> 00:28:06,983
Yeah. Around. Over, under, whatever.
712
00:28:07,061 --> 00:28:09,271
I'm flexible ‘cause...
because I do yoga.
713
00:28:10,022 --> 00:28:11,362
[RILEY] Goodnight.
714
00:28:12,942 --> 00:28:14,992
[JUSTIN] Thanks for the
trip down memory lane.
715
00:28:15,069 --> 00:28:17,409
As far as Game nights go,
it wasn't one of the worst.
716
00:28:17,488 --> 00:28:19,818
I'm so glad you had fun.
717
00:28:19,907 --> 00:28:22,947
And Billie turned out
to be a lovely girl.
718
00:28:24,912 --> 00:28:27,042
Do you mind if I borrow this?
719
00:28:27,123 --> 00:28:28,923
The murder cabin is
kind of short on fun.
720
00:28:28,999 --> 00:28:30,209
Oh yeah, of course.
721
00:28:30,292 --> 00:28:31,592
Take it as long as you want.
722
00:28:31,669 --> 00:28:33,299
Great.
723
00:28:34,713 --> 00:28:36,593
Mi casa es su casa.
724
00:28:36,674 --> 00:28:37,884
Not yet.
725
00:28:39,635 --> 00:28:41,715
So why is he an asshole?
726
00:28:41,804 --> 00:28:44,314
Because he has a girlfriend.
727
00:28:44,807 --> 00:28:47,307
We have this amazing
time together and then...
728
00:28:47,393 --> 00:28:49,313
[JUSTIN GASPS] So you did have fun.
729
00:28:49,395 --> 00:28:52,355
Ugh, fine. You win.
730
00:28:53,232 --> 00:28:54,692
But I'm pulling the adoption card
731
00:28:54,775 --> 00:28:55,942
and keeping the big bedroom.
732
00:28:55,985 --> 00:28:57,855
Yeah, you can play that once.
733
00:28:57,945 --> 00:28:59,355
Maybe a few times.
734
00:28:59,447 --> 00:29:01,067
Kilian should have told me.
735
00:29:01,157 --> 00:29:04,327
Well, did he like, say
or try anything creepy?
736
00:29:04,410 --> 00:29:06,790
No. He made me s'mores
737
00:29:07,663 --> 00:29:08,963
and they were delicious.
738
00:29:09,415 --> 00:29:10,875
What does making a s’more even mean
739
00:29:10,958 --> 00:29:12,248
in boy language.
740
00:29:12,334 --> 00:29:13,884
I think it means that he likes you.
741
00:29:15,254 --> 00:29:18,264
And that he has a
girlfriend. Both can be true.
742
00:29:18,340 --> 00:29:21,590
But the summer is long
743
00:29:21,677 --> 00:29:24,807
and long distance
relationships are really hard.
744
00:29:24,889 --> 00:29:26,885
Why do you think I stayed
with my ex in Australia?
745
00:29:26,891 --> 00:29:28,386
Because you were running from your life
746
00:29:28,392 --> 00:29:29,892
and it's crushing misery.
747
00:29:29,977 --> 00:29:32,057
All right, look. Not all is lost, okay?
748
00:29:32,146 --> 00:29:34,476
Because you had fun with Killian,
749
00:29:34,565 --> 00:29:37,185
I stole my grandpa's plans.
750
00:29:42,406 --> 00:29:44,236
Paint swatches?
751
00:29:44,325 --> 00:29:45,365
Order numbers?
752
00:29:45,451 --> 00:29:46,871
What the fuck is this?
753
00:29:46,952 --> 00:29:48,615
What the hell is rustic boho minimalism?
754
00:29:48,621 --> 00:29:50,461
She's gonna tear the whole thing down.
755
00:29:52,458 --> 00:29:53,708
A-ha!
756
00:29:53,792 --> 00:29:55,632
Bring it down, Sherlock...
757
00:29:55,711 --> 00:29:57,131
Boat House Committee meeting,
758
00:29:57,213 --> 00:29:59,423
construction permits, approvals?
759
00:29:59,507 --> 00:30:01,507
Oh my God!
760
00:30:01,592 --> 00:30:03,552
This is why Maisy hid this!
761
00:30:03,636 --> 00:30:05,216
She didn’t want me to find out
762
00:30:05,304 --> 00:30:07,224
about her reno before
it went to the board.
763
00:30:07,306 --> 00:30:09,096
So why invite you to Games night?
764
00:30:09,183 --> 00:30:11,943
Because Billie, because
she's diabolical.
765
00:30:12,019 --> 00:30:13,439
[SIGHS] Of course...
766
00:30:13,521 --> 00:30:15,231
[JUSTIN] What better way to play me
767
00:30:15,314 --> 00:30:17,784
than by showing me that
she's got nothing to hide?
768
00:30:17,858 --> 00:30:19,778
But...
769
00:30:19,860 --> 00:30:22,610
if we could get the
board to stop her reno,
770
00:30:22,696 --> 00:30:23,906
then she wouldn't be able
771
00:30:23,989 --> 00:30:25,989
to demolish our family legacy.
772
00:30:26,075 --> 00:30:28,445
Boat House elections are tomorrow.
773
00:30:28,536 --> 00:30:30,406
We need to game her,
774
00:30:30,496 --> 00:30:32,916
the same way that she
thinks she's gaming us.
775
00:30:32,998 --> 00:30:34,998
And the best part is,
776
00:30:35,084 --> 00:30:37,384
she has no idea we’re coming.
777
00:30:41,006 --> 00:30:42,336
Game and match.
778
00:30:42,351 --> 00:30:45,952
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779
00:30:45,959 --> 00:30:46,724
♪ It doesn’t hurt me ♪
780
00:30:46,804 --> 00:30:48,434
♪ Yeah-yeah-yo-o-o-o ♪
781
00:30:48,514 --> 00:30:50,724
♪ You wanna feel how it feels? ♪
782
00:30:50,808 --> 00:30:52,848
♪ Yeah-yeah-yo-o-o-o ♪
783
00:30:52,935 --> 00:30:55,435
♪ Do you wanna know? Know
it doesn’t hurt me? ♪
784
00:30:55,521 --> 00:30:57,271
♪ Yeah-yeah-yo-o-o-o ♪
785
00:30:57,356 --> 00:30:58,896
♪ Do you wanna hear about the deal ♪
786
00:30:58,983 --> 00:31:00,283
♪ We’re making? ♪
787
00:31:00,359 --> 00:31:01,819
♪ Yeah-yeah-yo-o-o-o ♪
788
00:31:01,902 --> 00:31:03,572
[VOCALIZING]
789
00:31:03,654 --> 00:31:05,414
♪ Yeah-yeah-yo-o-o-o ♪
790
00:31:05,489 --> 00:31:09,159
[VOCALIZING]
791
00:31:09,243 --> 00:31:10,873
♪ If I could ♪
792
00:31:10,953 --> 00:31:13,123
♪ I’d make a deal with God ♪
793
00:31:13,205 --> 00:31:16,125
♪ And then get Him to swap our faces ♪
794
00:31:16,208 --> 00:31:18,288
♪ Be running up that road ♪
795
00:31:18,377 --> 00:31:20,497
♪ Be running up that hill ♪
796
00:31:20,588 --> 00:31:23,088
♪ Be running up that hill then ♪
797
00:31:26,260 --> 00:31:28,140
♪ Oh, come on, baby ♪
798
00:31:28,220 --> 00:31:30,600
♪ Oh, come on, darling ♪
799
00:31:30,681 --> 00:31:34,941
♪ Let me steal this
moment from you, now ♪
800
00:31:35,019 --> 00:31:36,689
♪ Oh come on, angel ♪
801
00:31:36,770 --> 00:31:38,900
♪ Oh, come on, come on, darling ♪
802
00:31:38,981 --> 00:31:41,611
♪ Let's exchange the experience ♪
803
00:31:41,692 --> 00:31:43,322
♪ If I could ♪
804
00:31:43,402 --> 00:31:45,862
♪ I’d make a deal with God ♪
805
00:31:45,946 --> 00:31:49,236
♪ And then get Him to swap our faces ♪
806
00:31:49,325 --> 00:31:53,245
♪ Do you wanna know how it feels? ♪
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