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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:02:53,256 --> 00:02:56,168 'Good morning. It's 8:00 in wonderful coombs county, 2 00:02:56,301 --> 00:02:59,543 'where once again state police have refused to confirm or deny 3 00:02:59,680 --> 00:03:03,138 'more of those mysterious "lights in the sky" sightings by local residents. 4 00:03:03,266 --> 00:03:05,507 'Roving air reporters spoke with miss Josie floss, 5 00:03:05,644 --> 00:03:07,134 'who made just such a sighting.' 6 00:03:07,270 --> 00:03:09,727 'I've seen those lights with my own eyes. 7 00:03:09,856 --> 00:03:14,691 'And when I called the police, they told me it was swamp gas. 8 00:03:14,820 --> 00:03:18,312 "Bullshit! Ain't no swamps in coombs county! 9 00:03:18,448 --> 00:03:20,188 'I tell you, with them illegal aliens...' 10 00:03:20,325 --> 00:03:22,782 gonna be a sparkling day. 11 00:03:23,704 --> 00:03:25,160 Sparkling. 12 00:03:25,288 --> 00:03:29,247 Aargh! Makes me crazy! Clara! 13 00:03:30,127 --> 00:03:31,583 Clara! 14 00:03:31,712 --> 00:03:35,455 My electric's gone out again, Clara! I'm gonna miss my soaps! 15 00:03:35,590 --> 00:03:37,672 - Oh, stop your yakking. - Bill? 16 00:03:37,801 --> 00:03:41,464 Bill, elvira's blacked out again. Pass the word. 17 00:03:41,596 --> 00:03:44,303 - Have a nice day, honey. - Okay, thanks, Mrs. Boone. You, too. 18 00:03:45,058 --> 00:03:46,844 Elvira's got no electric. 19 00:03:46,977 --> 00:03:49,935 If she can't see her soaps, she'll hyperventilate. 20 00:03:50,063 --> 00:03:52,725 - Great day for a picnic, Maggie! - Can't wait, Mr. Boone. 21 00:03:52,858 --> 00:03:54,894 - Catch yourself a big one. - Sure gonna try! 22 00:03:55,026 --> 00:03:57,688 Granny, I fixed your lunch and put it in the fridge. 23 00:03:57,821 --> 00:03:59,982 - Have fun, child. - Sure you're gonna be okay? 24 00:04:00,115 --> 00:04:03,357 I'll be fine, dear. Now you just run along. Bye! 25 00:04:08,582 --> 00:04:10,789 - Hi, Mrs. rogan. - Hi, Maggie. 26 00:04:10,917 --> 00:04:14,125 - Did you find that picnic basket yet? - Mm-hmm, it's in the living room. 27 00:04:14,254 --> 00:04:16,165 Oh, thanks. Where's Alex? 28 00:04:16,298 --> 00:04:18,880 - Where else? - Right. 29 00:04:20,177 --> 00:04:21,587 Louis! 30 00:04:24,556 --> 00:04:26,092 Good morning, space-son Louis. 31 00:04:26,224 --> 00:04:28,806 - Earthling. - Louis! 32 00:04:28,935 --> 00:04:30,266 Jane! 33 00:04:30,854 --> 00:04:33,140 Elvira's electric is out again, 34 00:04:33,273 --> 00:04:36,606 and she's gonna get hyper if she can't see her soaps! 35 00:04:37,694 --> 00:04:42,734 Granny, tell elvira that Alex will be over to patch her electric in time for the soaps. 36 00:04:42,866 --> 00:04:46,199 - I'll tell her, Jane. Elvira! - Louis! 37 00:04:46,787 --> 00:04:49,870 Louis! Go tell Alex that I need him. 38 00:04:49,998 --> 00:04:53,707 Beware, aliens, Louis rogan, the cosmic cadet, 39 00:04:53,835 --> 00:04:56,042 the space avenger, is on your case. 40 00:05:00,550 --> 00:05:02,290 'Greetings, starfighter! 41 00:05:02,427 --> 00:05:05,669 "You have been recruited by the star league to defend the frontier 42 00:05:05,806 --> 00:05:08,343 'against xur and the ko-Dan armada. 43 00:05:08,475 --> 00:05:10,591 'Get ready. Prepare for blast-off!' 44 00:05:12,687 --> 00:05:16,305 okay. Let's go. 45 00:05:16,441 --> 00:05:18,727 'Prepare for target light practice, starfighter.' 46 00:05:21,238 --> 00:05:24,526 mom's looking for you, Alex. 47 00:05:30,413 --> 00:05:32,404 Right there! Right there! 48 00:05:36,711 --> 00:05:40,624 Aim. They're all through the center. Shoot them, okay? 49 00:05:40,757 --> 00:05:44,420 Now from the bottom up, okay. There's one right over there. 50 00:05:44,553 --> 00:05:46,418 Okay, doing good. Right up there. 51 00:05:46,555 --> 00:05:48,841 - Move your head, will you, Louis? - Uh, sorry. 52 00:05:51,810 --> 00:05:54,517 Maggie! 53 00:05:54,646 --> 00:05:57,934 Hey, you guys! Hi. How you doing? 54 00:06:00,318 --> 00:06:02,559 Come on, Alex. They're here! 55 00:06:02,696 --> 00:06:05,187 Maggie, queen of the trailer park! 56 00:06:06,950 --> 00:06:09,612 Alright... starfighter Alex rogan requests permission 57 00:06:09,744 --> 00:06:12,076 to turn the bridge over to my little brother, Louis, sir! 58 00:06:12,205 --> 00:06:15,288 Okay, you alien dorks are dead. 59 00:06:17,252 --> 00:06:19,288 "You are defeated. 25 cents more, please.' 60 00:06:19,421 --> 00:06:20,786 oh, crapola! 61 00:06:20,922 --> 00:06:23,109 - Rogan, come on. - Alex, how you doing, man? 62 00:06:23,133 --> 00:06:25,236 - Just a second. - Let's do it, buddy! Come on! 63 00:06:25,260 --> 00:06:28,593 - What are you doing? - Come on, Alex. Hurry up! 64 00:06:31,308 --> 00:06:35,392 - Alex, did it come yet? - Uh... no, I don't think so. 65 00:06:35,520 --> 00:06:37,852 What's it this time, rogan? You joining the foreign legion? 66 00:06:37,981 --> 00:06:41,144 Yes, sir, folks, step right up and meet boy adventurer Alex rogan 67 00:06:41,276 --> 00:06:44,359 on the last leg of his worldwide tour to nowhere. 68 00:06:46,323 --> 00:06:48,154 Funny, Blake. 69 00:06:48,283 --> 00:06:51,195 You guys think I'm gonna hang out here, watch you shine your pickup, 70 00:06:51,328 --> 00:06:56,118 go to the drive-in, get drunk and throw up every Saturday night, 71 00:06:56,249 --> 00:06:58,285 go to city college like everybody else? 72 00:06:58,418 --> 00:07:00,338 Forget it, man. I'm doing something with my life. 73 00:07:00,420 --> 00:07:03,332 - Uh-oh, Mr. serioso! - Alex! 74 00:07:03,465 --> 00:07:07,128 - Yeah? - Honey, elvira's electric is out. 75 00:07:08,386 --> 00:07:12,220 Oh, ma, that's gonna take all day. I was going to silver lake. 76 00:07:12,349 --> 00:07:15,933 Honey, I know. I'm sorry. I'm working lunch and dinner. 77 00:07:16,061 --> 00:07:18,268 I'm gonna be in town all day! 78 00:07:20,523 --> 00:07:25,142 - Oh, alright. Okay, ma. I'll do it. - Thanks, honey. 79 00:07:27,364 --> 00:07:29,150 We're gonna be late. 80 00:07:32,077 --> 00:07:34,944 Look, you, uh... You'd just better go ahead without me. 81 00:07:35,080 --> 00:07:38,698 - No. Alex, I'll stay. - No. That's okay. This'll take a while. 82 00:07:38,833 --> 00:07:40,869 Uh... I'll catch up with you later. 83 00:07:41,795 --> 00:07:44,457 Alex... 84 00:07:50,261 --> 00:07:52,923 - Bye-bye, rogan! - See you, dude! 85 00:07:57,018 --> 00:07:59,384 Alex, come help me! 86 00:08:00,897 --> 00:08:03,730 Hey, Alex. Could you give me a hand here? 87 00:08:07,654 --> 00:08:09,394 Thanks, Alex! 88 00:08:29,259 --> 00:08:31,716 What should we do tonight? 89 00:08:31,845 --> 00:08:35,884 I don't know. How about cards? 90 00:08:36,016 --> 00:08:39,850 - Hey, that's a good idea. - Yeah, but we played cards last night. 91 00:08:43,314 --> 00:08:45,896 The missus wants to go into town tonight and go dancing. 92 00:09:17,223 --> 00:09:20,590 The fish were really biting down there at the stream. 93 00:09:21,352 --> 00:09:24,059 It was pleasant fishing today. 94 00:09:24,814 --> 00:09:27,806 Yup. It's gonna be pleasant tomorrow, too. 95 00:09:29,402 --> 00:09:33,190 Gonna be a pleasant summer according to farmer's almanac. 96 00:09:33,323 --> 00:09:35,359 Yeah. I love the farmer's almanac. 97 00:09:35,492 --> 00:09:37,483 I've been reading it for years. 98 00:09:39,454 --> 00:09:41,194 'Greetings, starfighter. 99 00:09:41,331 --> 00:09:43,538 "You have been recruited by the star league 100 00:09:43,666 --> 00:09:46,999 'to defend the frontier against xur and the ko-Dan armada.' 101 00:09:47,128 --> 00:09:48,914 yeah. Yeah. 102 00:09:49,047 --> 00:09:51,914 'Get ready. Prepare for blast-off. 103 00:09:57,222 --> 00:10:00,339 'Prepare for target light practice, starfighter. 104 00:10:10,026 --> 00:10:12,517 - Oh, hi, Alex. - Hey, Otis. 105 00:10:16,658 --> 00:10:18,489 Where's your Maggie? 106 00:10:19,828 --> 00:10:23,616 Good question. Out having a good time, I guess. 107 00:10:23,748 --> 00:10:28,242 Oh. And you never have a good time. Is that it? 108 00:10:28,378 --> 00:10:31,415 Oh, sure, I love patching 30-year-old fuse panels 109 00:10:31,548 --> 00:10:33,789 and plunging people's toilets. 110 00:10:34,551 --> 00:10:37,167 Otis, I never even get a chance to have a good time around here. 111 00:10:39,264 --> 00:10:42,882 Things change. Always do. 112 00:10:46,104 --> 00:10:48,015 You'll get your chance. 113 00:10:48,148 --> 00:10:50,355 Important thing is, when it comes, 114 00:10:50,483 --> 00:10:54,317 you got to grab it with both hands and hold on tight. 115 00:10:58,283 --> 00:11:01,491 'Enemy squadrons in sectors 3, 6, 7 closing fast.' 116 00:11:10,795 --> 00:11:13,002 - Thanks, Jack. - You're welcome. 117 00:11:13,131 --> 00:11:14,962 - Night, maggs. - Goodnight. 118 00:11:48,333 --> 00:11:52,292 Thought you were gonna meet me at the lake. What happened? 119 00:11:52,420 --> 00:11:54,706 Same thing that always happens. I couldn't get away. 120 00:11:57,926 --> 00:11:59,507 Where's everybody else? 121 00:11:59,636 --> 00:12:01,467 Oh, they went to a movie. 122 00:12:03,932 --> 00:12:06,924 Old Jack Blake just happened to be going your way, huh? 123 00:12:07,060 --> 00:12:09,722 'Enemy squadron in sector 3. 124 00:12:11,022 --> 00:12:12,978 He said it was on his way home. 125 00:12:13,107 --> 00:12:15,439 Blake lives on the other side of town. 126 00:12:15,568 --> 00:12:17,308 Come on, Alex. 127 00:12:18,488 --> 00:12:20,353 I wanted to get back to you. 128 00:12:23,284 --> 00:12:24,740 Okay? 129 00:12:29,999 --> 00:12:32,581 'Good show, starfighter! Way to go.' 130 00:12:33,753 --> 00:12:35,243 Alex, look! 131 00:12:36,256 --> 00:12:39,043 Oh, my god. What is that? 900,000! 132 00:12:44,305 --> 00:12:49,140 900,000! You gonna bust the record! 133 00:12:51,229 --> 00:12:55,723 Hey! Hey! Listen up! Everybody! 134 00:12:55,858 --> 00:12:58,190 Alex is going for the record! 135 00:12:59,279 --> 00:13:00,610 Record? 136 00:13:00,738 --> 00:13:02,569 Take a hand. 137 00:13:02,699 --> 00:13:04,906 Got them! Oh, he's gonna get that one! 138 00:13:08,955 --> 00:13:10,445 You can do it! 139 00:13:11,874 --> 00:13:14,115 Otis? 140 00:13:15,712 --> 00:13:18,249 Otis, what are you yelling about? What's wrong? 141 00:13:18,381 --> 00:13:22,340 Come on! Come on! He's gonna bust the record! 142 00:13:24,012 --> 00:13:25,377 Hurry! Hurry! 143 00:13:25,513 --> 00:13:29,882 Everyone get back! Don't crowd him! I said, get back! 144 00:13:38,276 --> 00:13:42,019 - Alex, you never got this far before! - Go, Alex! 145 00:13:42,822 --> 00:13:46,155 Come on, Alex! 146 00:13:47,869 --> 00:13:50,326 Good boy! Come on! 147 00:13:51,164 --> 00:13:53,780 'Ko-Dan command ship entering kill zone." 148 00:13:53,916 --> 00:13:56,248 - Command ship! - Oh, command ship! 149 00:13:56,377 --> 00:13:57,958 What's a command ship? 150 00:13:58,087 --> 00:13:59,952 You can do it, Alex! You can do it! 151 00:14:04,385 --> 00:14:07,252 One more now. Come on! That's the one! 152 00:14:07,388 --> 00:14:10,471 That's the one we want! 153 00:14:12,268 --> 00:14:15,055 Alright, Alex! Alright, Alex! Do it! 154 00:14:18,733 --> 00:14:20,394 Yeah! Yeah! 155 00:14:53,101 --> 00:14:55,558 Good night. Way to go, Alex! 156 00:14:55,686 --> 00:14:58,268 - Night, kids. - Alex, you're something else. 157 00:14:58,398 --> 00:15:00,684 - You're wonderful, boy. - Thank you. 158 00:15:00,817 --> 00:15:03,479 If I said it once, I said it a thousand times, 159 00:15:03,611 --> 00:15:05,067 that boy's gonna go places. 160 00:15:05,196 --> 00:15:07,187 That's one smart boy. 161 00:15:21,254 --> 00:15:22,869 Night, Alex. 162 00:15:25,299 --> 00:15:27,585 "Night, Alex"? Wait a second. 163 00:15:27,718 --> 00:15:29,925 Maggie? Maggie? 164 00:15:31,764 --> 00:15:34,380 Hold on a second. Where are you going? 165 00:15:39,147 --> 00:15:40,683 What's wrong? 166 00:15:41,941 --> 00:15:45,024 Well, I guess it just hit me. 167 00:15:45,736 --> 00:15:48,102 You really are leaving here, aren't you? 168 00:15:48,239 --> 00:15:50,321 Of course, I'm leaving. We're both gonna leave here. 169 00:15:50,450 --> 00:15:52,862 - Both of us, Alex? - Yeah. 170 00:15:52,994 --> 00:15:55,201 We talked about this. 171 00:15:55,329 --> 00:15:57,929 When I get to school, I'll find a place and come back and get you. 172 00:15:57,999 --> 00:15:59,830 Well, what about granny? 173 00:16:00,751 --> 00:16:02,582 Granny? 174 00:16:04,505 --> 00:16:06,585 Truth is, you're scared of leaving this trailer park. 175 00:16:06,632 --> 00:16:08,873 I'm not scared of leaving this trailer park, Alex. 176 00:16:09,010 --> 00:16:11,046 Hey. Listen. 177 00:16:13,764 --> 00:16:17,427 Whatever happens, it's you and me forever, right? 178 00:16:19,061 --> 00:16:20,471 Right? 179 00:16:22,773 --> 00:16:24,934 I love you so much, Alex. 180 00:16:25,067 --> 00:16:27,103 I'll always love you, maggs. 181 00:16:31,240 --> 00:16:33,026 Diarrhea! 182 00:16:48,716 --> 00:16:51,799 Maggie! Maggie! 183 00:16:52,595 --> 00:16:56,304 Alex, I got to go in. Good night. 184 00:16:56,432 --> 00:16:58,013 - Night. - Night. 185 00:17:17,620 --> 00:17:21,488 Someday they're gonna say, "this is where it all began." 186 00:17:21,624 --> 00:17:22,830 What? 187 00:17:22,959 --> 00:17:25,245 Mom, I finally broke the starfighter record. 188 00:17:25,795 --> 00:17:28,286 Oh, that's nice, dear. 189 00:17:28,422 --> 00:17:30,834 Nice? It's stupendous! 190 00:17:30,967 --> 00:17:33,208 Uh, Alex... 191 00:17:33,344 --> 00:17:36,507 Mr. brenner knew that you'd want to see this as soon as possible, 192 00:17:36,639 --> 00:17:39,096 so he brought it by the diner and, uh... 193 00:17:39,225 --> 00:17:41,762 Well, I was so excited, I opened it. 194 00:17:41,894 --> 00:17:44,055 Oh, that's okay. What is it? 195 00:17:44,188 --> 00:17:46,179 It's about your loan. 196 00:17:51,237 --> 00:17:54,695 You can still go to city college with your friends. 197 00:18:35,364 --> 00:18:37,229 'Greetings, starfighter. 198 00:18:41,829 --> 00:18:42,989 'Greetings, starfighter. 199 00:18:43,122 --> 00:18:45,989 "You have been recruited by the star league to defend the frontier. 200 00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:48,332 "You have been recruited. Greetings, starfighter. 201 00:18:48,461 --> 00:18:50,998 "You have been recruited...' 202 00:18:51,130 --> 00:18:54,793 "you have been recruited...' 203 00:18:57,887 --> 00:19:00,173 'get ready. Prepare for blast-off.' 204 00:19:00,306 --> 00:19:02,171 'get ready..." 205 00:19:44,392 --> 00:19:47,429 Hello? Excuse me, son. 206 00:19:48,938 --> 00:19:50,519 Store's closed, mister. 207 00:19:50,648 --> 00:19:53,435 I'm not here for cigarettes or bubble gum, my boy. 208 00:19:53,567 --> 00:19:56,630 Can you tell me the name of the person who broke the record on that game there, 209 00:19:56,654 --> 00:19:58,485 where I might find him? 210 00:19:59,990 --> 00:20:02,948 Alex rogan. You're looking at him. 211 00:20:03,661 --> 00:20:06,277 Alex rogan. A-ha-ha! 212 00:20:07,039 --> 00:20:09,075 - Who are you? - Centauri's the name. 213 00:20:09,208 --> 00:20:11,494 I invented starfighter, which is why I'm here. 214 00:20:11,627 --> 00:20:12,912 - Tis? - Ltis. 215 00:20:13,045 --> 00:20:15,536 We have to talk about a matter of utmost importance. 216 00:20:15,673 --> 00:20:17,288 Step into my office. 217 00:20:17,425 --> 00:20:19,882 That's it. Come on now. 218 00:20:20,636 --> 00:20:22,627 Nothing to be afraid of. 219 00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:30,347 Oh, yes. Say hello to my assistant, beta. 220 00:20:31,272 --> 00:20:32,512 Howdy. 221 00:20:34,233 --> 00:20:35,564 Ow! 222 00:20:35,693 --> 00:20:38,776 I must congratulate you on your virtuoso performance, my boy. 223 00:20:38,904 --> 00:20:41,816 Centauri is impressed. I've seen 'em come and I've seen 'em go. 224 00:20:41,949 --> 00:20:43,940 But you're the best, my boy. Dazzling. 225 00:20:44,076 --> 00:20:46,067 Light years ahead of the competition. 226 00:20:46,203 --> 00:20:48,239 Which is why centauri is here. 227 00:20:48,956 --> 00:20:50,947 He's got a little proposition for you. 228 00:20:51,959 --> 00:20:53,745 Are you interested? 229 00:20:54,462 --> 00:20:56,623 I guess. 230 00:20:57,673 --> 00:21:00,005 Hey! 231 00:21:05,306 --> 00:21:07,513 - What are you doing? - Listen... 232 00:21:07,641 --> 00:21:09,347 Centauri wants to keep it for a surprise. 233 00:21:09,477 --> 00:21:13,140 Trust me. Oh, you're gonna love it. Love it! 234 00:21:19,528 --> 00:21:22,736 The amusing thing about this, it's all a big mistake. 235 00:21:22,865 --> 00:21:26,403 That particular starfighter game was supposed to be delivered to Vegas, 236 00:21:26,535 --> 00:21:28,491 not some flea-speck trailer park 237 00:21:28,621 --> 00:21:30,612 in the middle of tumbleweeds and tarantulas. 238 00:21:30,748 --> 00:21:33,535 So, it must be fate, destiny, blind chance, 239 00:21:33,667 --> 00:21:35,407 luck, even, that brings us together. 240 00:21:36,212 --> 00:21:39,295 And as the poet says, "the rest is history." 241 00:21:49,600 --> 00:21:51,966 Where are you going? Where are you taking me? 242 00:21:52,102 --> 00:21:54,809 I told you. I wanna save it for a surprise. 243 00:21:54,939 --> 00:21:59,774 Hey, are you the kind of kid who reads the last page of a mystery first? 244 00:21:59,902 --> 00:22:02,234 Who pesters the magician to tell you his tricks? 245 00:22:02,363 --> 00:22:04,900 Who sneaks downstairs to peek at his Christmas presents? 246 00:22:05,032 --> 00:22:07,239 No. Of course you're not! 247 00:22:07,368 --> 00:22:10,701 That's why I'm not gonna tell you. 248 00:22:11,372 --> 00:22:12,487 Oh, god. 249 00:22:14,291 --> 00:22:17,954 Besides, I just love surprises, don't you? 250 00:22:18,838 --> 00:22:21,545 - Hey, look out! Stop! - Oh, dear... 251 00:22:21,674 --> 00:22:23,414 Hit the brakes! Hey... 252 00:22:29,723 --> 00:22:31,588 Oh sh... 253 00:23:15,644 --> 00:23:16,644 Aargh! 254 00:23:22,693 --> 00:23:26,652 Shifting into star drive at columba zeta. Hold tight. 255 00:25:26,942 --> 00:25:30,230 Hey. Hey, let me out of here! 256 00:26:12,071 --> 00:26:14,813 There's a perfectly logical explanation for all this. 257 00:26:32,674 --> 00:26:34,539 Hey! Wait! Where are you going? 258 00:26:49,358 --> 00:26:52,521 Hi! How are you? Uh... what is this? 259 00:26:53,487 --> 00:26:55,603 Listen, do you speak english? I'd... 260 00:26:56,448 --> 00:26:58,029 This is nice but, uh... 261 00:27:11,380 --> 00:27:13,245 Centauri, what's going on here? 262 00:27:13,382 --> 00:27:15,401 He's just saying how delighted he is that you're here. 263 00:27:15,425 --> 00:27:18,792 If there's anything he can do to make your stay more enjoyable, give him a ring. 264 00:27:18,929 --> 00:27:21,887 My stay? What are you talking about? Where are we? 265 00:27:22,015 --> 00:27:23,971 Welcome to rylos, my boy! 266 00:27:25,185 --> 00:27:29,349 Rylos? Wait a minute. You mean... you mean like in a game? 267 00:27:29,481 --> 00:27:31,267 Oh, he's quick. He's quick. He's very quick. 268 00:27:31,400 --> 00:27:34,437 He's speechless. So long, Alex! Have fun! 269 00:27:34,570 --> 00:27:37,812 May the luck of the seven pillars of gulu be with you at all times. 270 00:27:37,948 --> 00:27:41,440 Oh, someday these cheapskates will thank centauri. Trust me. 271 00:27:46,290 --> 00:27:48,281 Where the hell is June? 272 00:27:53,422 --> 00:27:55,663 Yolanda, baby! 273 00:28:04,892 --> 00:28:07,508 Hi, maggs. 274 00:28:08,770 --> 00:28:10,180 Hi, Louis. 275 00:28:10,939 --> 00:28:16,229 - Is he up? - Yeah. He's been up all night moaning. 276 00:28:21,033 --> 00:28:22,443 Alex? 277 00:28:26,413 --> 00:28:28,904 Your mother told me about the loan. 278 00:28:29,458 --> 00:28:31,540 Is there anything I can do? 279 00:28:38,175 --> 00:28:41,542 Listen, I'll be next door if you need anything, okay? 280 00:29:58,297 --> 00:29:59,707 Gunstars. 281 00:30:01,591 --> 00:30:03,456 I gotta be dreaming. 282 00:30:08,724 --> 00:30:11,056 Yeah, right... 283 00:30:17,399 --> 00:30:19,515 Listen, there's been a big mistake. 284 00:30:19,651 --> 00:30:22,939 '...immediately after situation report..." 285 00:30:23,071 --> 00:30:26,404 - Welcome to starfighter command. - You speak english? 286 00:30:26,533 --> 00:30:29,024 No, you hear english, thanks to your translator device. 287 00:30:29,161 --> 00:30:30,697 Hurry up. We haven't got much time. 288 00:30:30,829 --> 00:30:34,993 The briefing begins immediately. Join the other recruits. 289 00:30:35,125 --> 00:30:37,332 Wait a minute! Wait a minute! 290 00:30:37,461 --> 00:30:39,918 Wait a minute! What are you talking about, recruits? 291 00:30:42,174 --> 00:30:44,130 I don't believe this. 292 00:30:47,262 --> 00:30:51,471 'Attention. Attention, please. Ambassador enduran has arrived 293 00:30:51,600 --> 00:30:54,888 'and will now address starfighter command personnel.' 294 00:30:57,814 --> 00:31:01,898 as you all know, we have been on a desperate quest... 295 00:31:02,027 --> 00:31:05,019 - Excuse me. Excuse me. - To find starfighters and navigators. 296 00:31:09,201 --> 00:31:12,910 I should... I should crush you to gorun dust! 297 00:31:13,038 --> 00:31:15,780 I'm sorry, uh... It was an accident. 298 00:31:15,916 --> 00:31:18,248 I didn't mean to step on your, uh... 299 00:31:18,377 --> 00:31:20,709 - Whatever that is. - Hideous creature. 300 00:31:20,837 --> 00:31:24,455 If I may continue, our forces have... 301 00:31:24,591 --> 00:31:27,833 You don't trifle with a bogati. They love to fight. 302 00:31:27,969 --> 00:31:30,881 That's why they're perfect for this war. 303 00:31:32,099 --> 00:31:34,260 - Did you say "war"? - But of course! 304 00:31:34,393 --> 00:31:36,509 Why else do you think you're here? 305 00:31:36,645 --> 00:31:38,727 You were recruited by the star league to defend... 306 00:31:38,855 --> 00:31:43,144 "To defend the frontier against xur and the ko-Dan armada." 307 00:31:44,945 --> 00:31:50,281 Eons ago, our ancestors created our great frontier, 308 00:31:50,409 --> 00:31:56,700 a barrier of energy encircling the peaceful systems of the universe, 309 00:31:56,832 --> 00:32:01,496 and forever shutting out the scourge that lurks beyond. 310 00:32:03,046 --> 00:32:07,540 Fellow rylans, because of a dark betrayal, 311 00:32:07,676 --> 00:32:09,587 our frontier will soon collapse. 312 00:32:12,597 --> 00:32:17,637 So we turn to you, starfighters, and your navigators. 313 00:32:17,769 --> 00:32:21,136 For of all the billions of creatures in the star league, 314 00:32:21,273 --> 00:32:27,860 only you few were found to possess the, uh... gift. 315 00:32:29,573 --> 00:32:32,610 You, and you alone, 316 00:32:32,742 --> 00:32:36,610 stand between us and the black terror of the ko-Dan. 317 00:32:38,790 --> 00:32:42,661 Victory or death! 318 00:32:42,794 --> 00:32:45,536 Victory or death! Victory or death! 319 00:32:45,672 --> 00:32:48,505 Victory or death! Victory or death! 320 00:32:48,633 --> 00:32:51,670 Victory or death! Victory or death! 321 00:32:51,803 --> 00:32:54,169 Victory or death! Victory or death! 322 00:32:54,306 --> 00:32:56,843 Victory or death! Victory or death! 323 00:32:56,975 --> 00:33:00,138 Victory or death! Victory or death! 324 00:33:00,270 --> 00:33:03,057 Victory or death! Victory or death! 325 00:33:03,565 --> 00:33:06,648 'Now, starfighters, if you will reach underneath your seats, 326 00:33:06,776 --> 00:33:10,394 'you will find a packet which contains one...' 327 00:33:14,034 --> 00:33:16,992 this is a restricted area, off-limits to... 328 00:33:19,956 --> 00:33:22,663 My apologies, starfighter. 329 00:33:22,792 --> 00:33:26,125 Star navigator first class grig at your service, sir! 330 00:33:28,924 --> 00:33:31,006 Hi. I'm Alex rogan. 331 00:33:31,134 --> 00:33:33,574 I was playing this game back home, and this guy came up to me. 332 00:33:33,678 --> 00:33:35,634 Only he's not a guy, he's an alien, right? 333 00:33:35,764 --> 00:33:38,301 And I get into his car, only it's not a car, it's a spaceship. 334 00:33:38,433 --> 00:33:41,641 And, uh... there's been a big mistake. 335 00:33:41,770 --> 00:33:45,979 Am I to understand you're actually declining the honor of becoming a starfighter? 336 00:33:46,107 --> 00:33:49,190 - You got it. - Extraordinary! 337 00:33:49,861 --> 00:33:54,070 For eons, all creatures have dreamt of being starfighters. 338 00:33:54,199 --> 00:33:56,190 - Where are you from? - Earth. 339 00:33:56,326 --> 00:33:59,443 And we're not at war with anybody except each other. 340 00:33:59,579 --> 00:34:03,288 Earth? Earth isn't a formal member of the star league, 341 00:34:03,416 --> 00:34:05,702 and isn't due to be approached until it matures. 342 00:34:05,835 --> 00:34:08,417 This is all highly irregular. 343 00:34:08,547 --> 00:34:10,833 Tell me, who recruited you? 344 00:34:10,966 --> 00:34:12,752 Centauri. 345 00:34:12,884 --> 00:34:16,468 - There he is. That's him! - Centauri? I might've known. 346 00:34:21,268 --> 00:34:25,511 Up to your old Excalibur tricks again, eh, centauri? 347 00:34:25,647 --> 00:34:27,638 Did it ever occur to you that it's against the law 348 00:34:27,774 --> 00:34:30,265 to recruit from worlds outside the star league? 349 00:34:30,402 --> 00:34:32,358 Earth's in danger, too, isn't it? 350 00:34:32,487 --> 00:34:34,648 And, no, I did not use the Excalibur test. 351 00:34:34,781 --> 00:34:36,396 It was called a video game. 352 00:34:36,533 --> 00:34:40,947 What's all the brouhaha? After all, he does have the gift. 353 00:34:41,079 --> 00:34:43,365 This may come as a bit of a shock to you, 354 00:34:43,498 --> 00:34:45,830 but he doesn't want to be a starfighter. 355 00:34:46,585 --> 00:34:49,668 Doesn't want to be a...? Are you a coward? 356 00:34:49,796 --> 00:34:52,458 - Are you crazy? - You didn't tell me about any of this! 357 00:34:53,174 --> 00:34:55,165 Return the money, centauri! 358 00:34:55,302 --> 00:34:58,419 Return the money? Are you delirious? 359 00:34:58,555 --> 00:35:00,511 Do you know how long it took to invent the games, 360 00:35:00,640 --> 00:35:05,134 to merchandise them, to get them into the stores by Christmas? 361 00:35:05,270 --> 00:35:09,104 It must be terribly embarrassing for you, and I do sympathize, however... 362 00:35:09,232 --> 00:35:12,645 But I saw him fight! He could be the greatest starfighter ever! 363 00:35:12,777 --> 00:35:15,484 - That was a game, centauri. - A game? 364 00:35:16,906 --> 00:35:19,693 You may have thought it was a game, but it was also a test. 365 00:35:19,826 --> 00:35:21,441 A-ha! A test! 366 00:35:21,578 --> 00:35:26,038 Sent out across the universe to find those with the gift to be starfighters. 367 00:35:26,166 --> 00:35:29,203 And here you are, my boy. Here you are! 368 00:35:29,336 --> 00:35:32,794 - Right! Here I am, about to be killed! - Killed... 369 00:35:33,882 --> 00:35:37,124 You don't seriously think it's dangerous, do you? 370 00:35:37,260 --> 00:35:39,797 Don't be silly. Trust me. 371 00:35:57,947 --> 00:35:59,312 Xur! 372 00:35:59,908 --> 00:36:01,239 Xur! 373 00:36:01,868 --> 00:36:03,108 Xur? 374 00:36:04,996 --> 00:36:10,741 Yes, father, your mighty frontier grows weaker by the moment. 375 00:36:10,877 --> 00:36:14,085 Do not call me father! 376 00:36:14,798 --> 00:36:17,164 You are no longer my son! 377 00:36:17,300 --> 00:36:20,588 You're an outcast! Why have you returned? 378 00:36:21,054 --> 00:36:23,511 I have returned for the good of all rylans. 379 00:36:23,640 --> 00:36:26,973 With an armada of ko-Dan warships behind you? 380 00:36:27,102 --> 00:36:30,594 There are some rylans who would welcome me, father. 381 00:36:30,730 --> 00:36:34,598 Star league justice put down your xurian cult. 382 00:36:34,734 --> 00:36:37,441 Your followers are few and scattered. 383 00:36:37,570 --> 00:36:39,310 Star league? 384 00:36:39,447 --> 00:36:43,065 A refuge for weak worlds not worthy to be our equals! 385 00:36:43,201 --> 00:36:45,408 That is for the rylans to decide, 386 00:36:45,537 --> 00:36:49,325 and not for a dangerous and evil child such as yourself. 387 00:36:51,042 --> 00:36:56,207 And yet, it is this child who caught your master spy. 388 00:37:25,577 --> 00:37:27,442 Hear me, rylans! 389 00:37:29,080 --> 00:37:34,541 When the green moon of galan is eclipsed, ko-Dan armada will invade, 390 00:37:35,920 --> 00:37:40,505 and not even your mighty starfighters will be able to save you. 391 00:37:40,633 --> 00:37:44,376 We shall see, xur. We shall see! 392 00:37:55,982 --> 00:38:01,147 Ha-ha! You still wanna go and miss all the excitement? 393 00:38:06,451 --> 00:38:07,691 Little brat. 394 00:38:07,827 --> 00:38:10,159 I invent the game, find the kid, drag him up there, 395 00:38:10,288 --> 00:38:14,201 and he doesn't wanna be a starfighter. I give up! 396 00:38:50,620 --> 00:38:54,738 'Control, do you copy our star angle difference from parking angle?" 397 00:38:55,875 --> 00:39:00,494 'Delta beta two at six, delta gamma three at five.' 398 00:39:06,094 --> 00:39:09,086 Emperor xur ordered me to bring his scepter. 399 00:39:11,099 --> 00:39:12,680 Let him enter. 400 00:39:12,809 --> 00:39:15,266 "Target vector remains on scope.' 401 00:39:29,951 --> 00:39:33,193 Just like your ko-Dan emperor's, isn't it, commander kril? 402 00:39:33,329 --> 00:39:37,368 It takes more than a scepter to rule, xur, 403 00:39:37,500 --> 00:39:39,912 even on rylos. 404 00:39:42,338 --> 00:39:44,169 You're right, kiril. 405 00:39:46,009 --> 00:39:48,500 It does take more than a scepter. 406 00:39:57,270 --> 00:39:59,761 How long must we endure this fool? 407 00:40:01,733 --> 00:40:05,442 - We have a break in the frontier. - Fire the meteor gun! 408 00:40:07,238 --> 00:40:11,151 My dear ko-Dan friends, lest we forget, 409 00:40:11,284 --> 00:40:15,072 it was your own emperor who granted me command of this armada. 410 00:40:15,204 --> 00:40:18,116 For only I hold the secret to the frontier. 411 00:40:18,875 --> 00:40:21,491 Only I know the location of the starfighter base. 412 00:40:21,628 --> 00:40:25,917 And therefore, only I will give the order to fire! 413 00:40:29,636 --> 00:40:31,501 Forgive me, xur. 414 00:40:37,936 --> 00:40:40,348 You are forgiven, commander kiril. 415 00:40:43,942 --> 00:40:47,400 Meteor gunner... fire. 416 00:41:20,436 --> 00:41:21,846 Sergeant! 417 00:41:24,190 --> 00:41:28,559 I have an unidentified incoming object in sector 31, sir. 418 00:41:32,240 --> 00:41:34,231 They're headed for the base. 419 00:41:34,367 --> 00:41:38,610 Alert! We are under attack! I repeat, we are under attack! 420 00:41:39,706 --> 00:41:42,163 Activate automatic repulser guns. 421 00:42:36,220 --> 00:42:39,428 'Condition red! Condition red! 422 00:42:48,649 --> 00:42:50,389 At last, it is done! 423 00:42:51,903 --> 00:42:53,939 Soon the frontier will be down, 424 00:42:54,072 --> 00:42:56,529 and they will bow to their new emperor! 425 00:42:57,241 --> 00:42:59,106 Or I will darken the sky with their ashes. 426 00:42:59,243 --> 00:43:03,782 Commander, the xurian spy reports that one starfighter has escaped. 427 00:43:03,915 --> 00:43:05,405 Escaped? 428 00:43:18,054 --> 00:43:19,510 Sure I can't give you a hand? 429 00:43:19,639 --> 00:43:21,784 You've done quite enough already. Thank you. 430 00:43:21,808 --> 00:43:23,264 Well, uh... 431 00:43:24,769 --> 00:43:28,682 It's only a few more miles from here. I guess... I guess I can walk it. 432 00:43:28,815 --> 00:43:31,773 So long. Bye, centauri. 433 00:43:44,122 --> 00:43:45,987 Oh, Alex! 434 00:43:47,959 --> 00:43:49,369 Here! 435 00:43:53,422 --> 00:43:55,582 Hey, listen. I can't take a present from you, centauri. 436 00:43:56,759 --> 00:43:59,671 He reduces me to poverty again and he thinks I'm giving him a present. 437 00:43:59,804 --> 00:44:02,386 - What a world this is. - What is it, then? 438 00:44:02,515 --> 00:44:04,380 It's a second chance, my boy! 439 00:44:04,517 --> 00:44:07,884 If you change your mind, just tap the communo-crystals. 440 00:44:12,441 --> 00:44:14,807 - Keep it. - Ah, Alex, Alex! 441 00:44:14,944 --> 00:44:17,856 You're walking away from history. History! 442 00:44:17,989 --> 00:44:21,447 Did Chris Columbus say he wanted to stay home? No! 443 00:44:21,576 --> 00:44:24,283 What if the Wright brothers thought that only birds should fly? 444 00:44:24,412 --> 00:44:27,745 And did geloca think the yulus were too ugly to save? 445 00:44:27,874 --> 00:44:29,364 Who's geloca? 446 00:44:31,460 --> 00:44:32,870 Never mind. 447 00:44:34,463 --> 00:44:37,421 Listen, centauri, I'm none of those guys. I'm a kid from a trailer park. 448 00:44:37,550 --> 00:44:41,634 If that's what you think, then that's all you'll ever be! 449 00:45:11,792 --> 00:45:13,202 Hey. Maggie! 450 00:45:15,004 --> 00:45:16,960 Listen to this. You're not gonna believe this... 451 00:45:17,840 --> 00:45:20,001 I told you, Alex. Me and my... how did you put it? 452 00:45:20,134 --> 00:45:23,626 "Strange sexual urges" aren't talking to you anymore. 453 00:46:04,553 --> 00:46:08,011 - Who's there! - Shh! You're gonna wake up Louis. 454 00:46:16,691 --> 00:46:20,650 - Hey, you look like me! - Of course I do. I'm the beta unit. 455 00:46:21,654 --> 00:46:24,020 What the hell's a beta unit? 456 00:46:24,156 --> 00:46:27,193 A beta unit is a simuloid, 457 00:46:27,326 --> 00:46:30,238 an exact duplicate of you, only not as loud. 458 00:46:31,706 --> 00:46:33,913 - Huh? - I was in the starcar, remember? 459 00:46:34,041 --> 00:46:37,909 We shook hands? I became you, unfortunately. 460 00:46:39,714 --> 00:46:42,205 Let me get this straight. You're a robot? 461 00:46:42,341 --> 00:46:44,297 I beg your pardon. 462 00:46:45,011 --> 00:46:48,674 I'm a state-of-the-art, top-of-the-line beta unit, 463 00:46:48,806 --> 00:46:52,344 put here as a courtesy replacement for while you're away. 464 00:46:52,476 --> 00:46:54,262 Lucky me. 465 00:46:54,395 --> 00:46:56,306 Wait a minute. What are you doing back? 466 00:46:56,439 --> 00:46:57,975 Are you kidding? It's war up there! 467 00:46:58,107 --> 00:47:01,190 Oh. Save the whales and not the universe, huh? 468 00:47:01,902 --> 00:47:03,733 Well, why don't you go up there and fight? 469 00:47:03,863 --> 00:47:06,275 Simuloids can't fight. We're not allowed. 470 00:47:06,407 --> 00:47:08,864 Well, tell them that you're me! Pretend! 471 00:47:08,993 --> 00:47:11,109 Be quiet, Alex. 472 00:47:11,245 --> 00:47:13,156 Sorry, Louis. 473 00:47:13,956 --> 00:47:15,571 Thanks for the lift! 474 00:47:15,708 --> 00:47:18,370 Sure thing, buddy. See you around! 475 00:47:39,565 --> 00:47:41,430 'Greetings, starfighter. 476 00:47:41,567 --> 00:47:43,899 "You have been recruited by the star league 477 00:47:44,028 --> 00:47:46,314 'to defend the frontier against xur and..." 478 00:48:07,134 --> 00:48:08,590 And, hey, what did you do to Maggie? 479 00:48:08,719 --> 00:48:10,129 Do to her? 480 00:48:10,262 --> 00:48:14,221 We're sitting outside, looking at the stars, and she sticks her tongue in my ear! 481 00:48:14,350 --> 00:48:17,308 I screamed. I'll apologize tomorrow, okay? 482 00:48:17,436 --> 00:48:20,678 You're not gonna be here. You're going back with centauri right now! 483 00:48:20,815 --> 00:48:22,146 What's up, Alex? 484 00:48:22,274 --> 00:48:25,641 Back to sleep, Louis, or I'm telling ma about your "playboys"! 485 00:48:25,778 --> 00:48:28,770 You're blowing it, Alex! 486 00:48:33,702 --> 00:48:35,033 What the shit? 487 00:48:35,162 --> 00:48:39,747 I said, back to sleep, Louis, or I'm telling ma about your "playboys"! 488 00:48:41,043 --> 00:48:42,749 Come in, centauri. 489 00:48:43,754 --> 00:48:47,087 Come on. Get back here. And take your tonka toy with you. 490 00:48:47,216 --> 00:48:49,172 'Greetings, starfighter. 491 00:48:49,301 --> 00:48:52,589 "You have been recruited by the star league to defend the frontier 492 00:48:52,721 --> 00:48:55,383 'against xur and the ko-Dan armada. 493 00:48:56,308 --> 00:48:57,923 'Greetings, starfighter. 494 00:48:58,060 --> 00:49:02,224 "You have been recruited by the star league to defend the frontier against xur...' 495 00:49:06,652 --> 00:49:09,189 where are you? Come on, where are you? 496 00:49:09,321 --> 00:49:10,731 Centauri? 497 00:49:11,615 --> 00:49:13,480 Greetings, starfighter! 498 00:49:14,702 --> 00:49:16,112 Centauri? 499 00:50:18,140 --> 00:50:19,550 Oh, shit! 500 00:50:19,683 --> 00:50:21,924 Come on, Alex. Don't be such a wimp! 501 00:50:31,070 --> 00:50:32,651 Hey! 502 00:50:39,245 --> 00:50:41,156 - Centauri, look out! - What the...? 503 00:51:08,399 --> 00:51:12,608 Phew! Foul stench. Dirty creatures. 504 00:51:17,074 --> 00:51:18,814 Get a good look, Alex. 505 00:51:18,951 --> 00:51:21,863 You can bet your asteroids you'll be seeing more of them. 506 00:51:21,996 --> 00:51:25,033 - What? - This is a zando-zan. 507 00:51:25,165 --> 00:51:28,077 An interstellar hitbeast, compliments of xur. 508 00:51:28,752 --> 00:51:31,164 Xur? Why is he after me? 509 00:51:31,297 --> 00:51:33,504 Somehow he found out you're a starfighter. 510 00:51:33,632 --> 00:51:37,170 So you see, Alex, you gotta go back. You got no choice. 511 00:51:37,303 --> 00:51:39,510 Cos if you stay down here, you're dog food. 512 00:51:39,638 --> 00:51:41,128 Trust centauri, my boy. 513 00:51:41,265 --> 00:51:45,133 Because in two hours, this place will be crawling with ten zando-zans 514 00:51:45,269 --> 00:51:49,182 with just one thought on their microscopic little minds: 515 00:51:49,315 --> 00:51:51,226 Kill Alex rogan. 516 00:51:51,358 --> 00:51:54,145 - Kill Alex rogan? - He's right, Alex. 517 00:51:54,278 --> 00:51:57,020 At least up there, you'll have a fighting chance in a gunstar. 518 00:51:57,156 --> 00:52:01,069 Exactly. Meanwhile, down here, they'll be going after beta. 519 00:52:01,201 --> 00:52:02,657 - Beta. - Beta? 520 00:52:02,786 --> 00:52:04,868 Of course. What do you think he's here for? 521 00:52:04,997 --> 00:52:07,613 Wait a... Wait a second here, centauri. 522 00:52:07,750 --> 00:52:08,990 Alex, look out! 523 00:52:16,884 --> 00:52:18,294 Centauri! 524 00:52:19,511 --> 00:52:23,379 - Beta, get a doctor! - No. No native cures. No witch doctors. 525 00:52:23,515 --> 00:52:25,847 I'm fine. Just a scratch. 526 00:52:28,812 --> 00:52:32,270 Now face it, Alex. You're a born starfighter. 527 00:52:34,860 --> 00:52:36,475 Are you with me? 528 00:52:46,163 --> 00:52:48,154 Okay, let's go, centauri. 529 00:52:50,334 --> 00:52:52,040 Good luck, Alex. 530 00:52:55,089 --> 00:52:57,080 You, too, Alex. 531 00:53:20,072 --> 00:53:22,404 Centauri to starfighter command. 532 00:53:22,991 --> 00:53:26,154 Centauri to starfighter command. Come in, please. 533 00:53:43,262 --> 00:53:44,798 Hey, centauri. 534 00:53:47,891 --> 00:53:51,884 'Attention all personnel. Starcar approaching docking bay 12. 535 00:53:53,313 --> 00:53:55,599 Centauri! Centauri! 536 00:54:00,863 --> 00:54:04,572 - Hey, hit the brakes! - 'Starcar approaching docking bay...' 537 00:54:08,245 --> 00:54:10,031 - grig! Hey, grig! - Alex! 538 00:54:10,164 --> 00:54:12,155 They got centauri. He's hurt. 539 00:54:12,291 --> 00:54:13,906 He's right over here. 540 00:54:25,637 --> 00:54:27,753 Ah! You see? 541 00:54:29,141 --> 00:54:32,508 - Centauri brought him back. - Yes, I see. Don't talk. 542 00:54:33,437 --> 00:54:38,272 - Does he have my money, Alex? - I have a fortune for you, centauri. 543 00:54:38,400 --> 00:54:41,312 Now, please be still. 544 00:54:41,445 --> 00:54:44,528 It's here. It's all here. Piles and piles of it. 545 00:54:45,657 --> 00:54:47,113 All for you. 546 00:54:47,951 --> 00:54:49,407 Ah... 547 00:54:50,370 --> 00:54:51,780 At last. 548 00:54:54,208 --> 00:54:59,748 Alex, I want you to know, it was for the greatest good I brought you back. 549 00:55:02,341 --> 00:55:05,424 Of course... it... 550 00:55:06,386 --> 00:55:08,672 It never hurts to be rich. 551 00:55:18,607 --> 00:55:22,691 Until the next dimension, old friend. 552 00:55:25,239 --> 00:55:26,945 I'm sorry, Alex. 553 00:55:27,658 --> 00:55:29,148 Centauri? 554 00:55:34,665 --> 00:55:36,075 Centauri? 555 00:55:37,668 --> 00:55:40,535 The frontier could collapse at any moment. 556 00:55:41,338 --> 00:55:42,794 Alex! 557 00:56:39,396 --> 00:56:43,059 Now I need an ear job. I'm dying here. Dying! 558 00:56:58,123 --> 00:57:01,206 Alex, what the hell's going on? 559 00:57:01,877 --> 00:57:06,667 Louis, you're having a terrible nightmare. Go back to sleep. 560 00:57:11,553 --> 00:57:12,963 Louis! 561 00:57:26,610 --> 00:57:28,100 Oh, no. 562 00:57:38,288 --> 00:57:41,826 Am I to understand there's a beta unit taking your place back home? 563 00:57:41,959 --> 00:57:42,994 He's trying. 564 00:57:43,126 --> 00:57:45,993 So it's safe to assume that xur thinks you're still on earth. 565 00:57:46,129 --> 00:57:47,835 Yeah. 566 00:57:47,965 --> 00:57:50,707 That could work to our advantage, theoretically. 567 00:57:57,724 --> 00:58:00,466 Ah! Now you look human! 568 00:58:02,646 --> 00:58:04,011 Is this my gunstar? 569 00:58:04,147 --> 00:58:06,513 This is a prototype, different from the other ships. 570 00:58:06,650 --> 00:58:10,643 She has a greater range, more power, and a slight weapons modification. 571 00:58:11,863 --> 00:58:16,698 And of course, she's got deflective plating so she can withstand several direct hits. 572 00:58:21,456 --> 00:58:24,038 From here, this is where I navigate the ship, 573 00:58:24,167 --> 00:58:26,704 maintain life support and propulsion systems. 574 00:58:28,422 --> 00:58:32,540 - Okay. Where do I sit? - Way up there, in the gunnery chair. 575 00:58:35,554 --> 00:58:37,545 - Hang on! - Okay. 576 00:58:42,769 --> 00:58:45,852 Now, climb into the gunnery chair. 577 00:58:47,107 --> 00:58:51,441 Now, I'm moving you into launch position. 578 00:58:52,279 --> 00:58:57,524 There in front of you are the two switches for your heads-up display. Turn them on. 579 00:59:00,996 --> 00:59:03,453 While you're engaging the enemy, the screen will reflect 580 00:59:03,582 --> 00:59:05,868 all battle instruments towards you. 581 00:59:07,669 --> 00:59:08,909 Where did it go? 582 00:59:09,046 --> 00:59:11,412 It's still there, suspended in a xenon mist. 583 00:59:11,548 --> 00:59:13,459 But it's only visible if you look dead ahead. 584 00:59:13,592 --> 00:59:15,708 Ah, got it. 585 00:59:15,844 --> 00:59:17,835 The lever on your left is the chair controller. 586 00:59:17,971 --> 00:59:20,929 As you can see, all guns will track with your every move. 587 00:59:25,687 --> 00:59:26,767 Hal 588 00:59:28,982 --> 00:59:32,065 grasp the target control with your right hand. 589 00:59:32,194 --> 00:59:35,686 At your fingers is the weaponry, the lasers, photon bolts... 590 00:59:35,822 --> 00:59:39,110 Photon bolts and the particle beams. Wait a minute, this is just like back home! 591 00:59:39,242 --> 00:59:40,573 - What's this? - Careful, careful! 592 00:59:40,702 --> 00:59:44,035 That's death blossom, a weapon of last resort. 593 00:59:44,164 --> 00:59:47,156 Luckily, I was in here working on it when the hangar went up. 594 00:59:47,292 --> 00:59:50,455 Now, are you ready? All systems, go! 595 00:59:52,589 --> 00:59:53,999 Ignition! 596 00:59:57,844 --> 01:00:02,759 - Wait, when did the hangar go up? - I told you, when xur attacked. 597 01:00:02,891 --> 01:00:05,098 - And where were the starfighters? - In the hangar! 598 01:00:05,227 --> 01:00:06,888 You mean they're dead? 599 01:00:07,020 --> 01:00:09,762 Death is a primitive concept. 600 01:00:09,898 --> 01:00:14,938 I prefer to think of them as battling evil in another dimension. 601 01:00:15,070 --> 01:00:17,686 In another dimension? How many are left? 602 01:00:17,823 --> 01:00:20,405 - Including yourself? - Yeah. 603 01:00:21,868 --> 01:00:23,324 One! 604 01:00:24,371 --> 01:00:25,656 One? 605 01:00:36,716 --> 01:00:38,331 Hold it! 606 01:00:40,846 --> 01:00:43,588 There's no fleet, no starfighters, no plan? 607 01:00:43,723 --> 01:00:45,884 - One ship, you, me, and that's it? - Exactly! 608 01:00:46,017 --> 01:00:49,259 Xur thinks you're still on earth. Classic military strategy. Surprise attack. 609 01:00:49,396 --> 01:00:51,978 - It'll be a slaughter! - That's the spirit. 610 01:00:52,107 --> 01:00:55,691 No, my slaughter. One ship against the whole armada? 611 01:00:55,819 --> 01:00:58,902 Yes. One gunstar against the armada. 612 01:00:59,030 --> 01:01:04,070 I've always wanted to fight a desperate battle against incredible odds. 613 01:01:06,621 --> 01:01:09,203 - Target lights, Alex. - Target lights? 614 01:01:09,332 --> 01:01:12,540 Yes, you might want to squeeze off a few rounds while you have the chance. 615 01:01:12,669 --> 01:01:16,878 Just work the bugs out of the system. After all, it is her maiden voyage. 616 01:01:38,361 --> 01:01:40,443 Steady. Don't fight the chair. 617 01:01:40,572 --> 01:01:42,403 Take your time. Watch your gun sights. 618 01:01:42,532 --> 01:01:44,488 Lead your targets. 619 01:01:44,618 --> 01:01:46,199 And above all, relax! 620 01:01:47,329 --> 01:01:50,412 Terrific. I'm about to get killed a million miles from nowhere 621 01:01:50,540 --> 01:01:53,532 with a gung-ho iguana who tells me to relax. 622 01:01:56,713 --> 01:01:58,203 Interstellar! 623 01:02:31,039 --> 01:02:32,745 Alex! 624 01:02:32,874 --> 01:02:34,159 Sorry. 625 01:02:36,753 --> 01:02:39,290 Okay, now, come on. Ease it up. 626 01:02:41,549 --> 01:02:42,664 Okay. 627 01:02:44,511 --> 01:02:47,127 Oh, that's... that's it. Easy. 628 01:02:47,681 --> 01:02:49,512 Nice and easy. Yep. 629 01:02:50,225 --> 01:02:53,467 A little bit more and we'll get it in there, now. 630 01:02:53,603 --> 01:02:55,685 - Aargh! - Alex! 631 01:02:57,691 --> 01:03:00,524 Sorry. Hi, maggs. 632 01:03:00,652 --> 01:03:04,190 - Alex, are you alright? - Yeah. Yeah, I'm... I'm fine. 633 01:03:05,699 --> 01:03:07,815 Come on. Try it again. 634 01:03:09,703 --> 01:03:11,739 Did you smell anything? 635 01:03:13,248 --> 01:03:15,660 - Like what? - Likeaz... 636 01:03:16,626 --> 01:03:17,911 Forget it. 637 01:03:25,927 --> 01:03:29,715 I just wanted to say I'm sorry for slapping you last night. 638 01:03:30,932 --> 01:03:33,639 Oh, that's okay, maggs. I deserved it. 639 01:03:33,768 --> 01:03:35,599 I'm sorry. 640 01:03:35,729 --> 01:03:39,847 Well, maybe we can make it up to each other tonight at silver lake? 641 01:04:09,095 --> 01:04:11,507 The armada will break through the frontier here, 642 01:04:11,639 --> 01:04:14,005 and reach rylos in 20 klicks. 643 01:04:14,142 --> 01:04:16,849 Squadrons of deck fighters will precede the mother ship. 644 01:04:16,978 --> 01:04:18,718 Squadrons? How many squadrons? 645 01:04:18,855 --> 01:04:21,062 It isn't the number of squadrons that concerns me. 646 01:04:21,191 --> 01:04:24,558 It's this communication turret that sends out the commands to the deck fighters, 647 01:04:24,694 --> 01:04:26,901 which enables them to act as one during the fight. 648 01:04:27,030 --> 01:04:29,646 Wait a second. We knock out the turret to get the fighters. 649 01:04:29,783 --> 01:04:32,240 But to get the turret, we gotta get through the fighters. 650 01:04:32,369 --> 01:04:33,700 We're dead. 651 01:04:33,828 --> 01:04:36,865 I'll have it all figured out by the time we reach the frontier. 652 01:04:39,793 --> 01:04:42,079 - What's that? - The frontier. 653 01:04:51,429 --> 01:04:56,139 Now, that's strange. What's a cargo ship doing this close to the frontier? 654 01:04:56,267 --> 01:04:58,929 'Hail. This is gunstar one.' 655 01:05:03,650 --> 01:05:07,734 I repeat, this is gunstar one. Identify yourself, please. 656 01:05:10,156 --> 01:05:11,987 Alex, look out. 657 01:05:14,744 --> 01:05:15,824 A xurian ship! 658 01:05:18,873 --> 01:05:22,707 Congratulations, Alex. This is your first live target. 659 01:05:22,836 --> 01:05:24,042 Live? 660 01:05:28,174 --> 01:05:30,711 Within range in five klicks. Get ready. 661 01:05:35,765 --> 01:05:39,599 I've blocked its beam of frequency, so it can't report back to the armada. 662 01:05:40,728 --> 01:05:42,468 - Fire when ready! - Grig, wait... 663 01:05:52,407 --> 01:05:54,739 We mustn't lose them in these caves, Alex. Fire! 664 01:06:18,433 --> 01:06:19,639 Shoot, Alex! 665 01:06:24,481 --> 01:06:27,188 Shoot! 666 01:06:34,949 --> 01:06:37,156 You did it! Ha! 667 01:06:43,208 --> 01:06:47,201 I did it? You did it! You almost got me killed! 668 01:06:50,340 --> 01:06:52,501 My deepest apologies, Alex. 669 01:06:53,218 --> 01:06:55,584 I had hoped that by putting you in the thick of battle, 670 01:06:55,720 --> 01:06:58,177 a great starfighter would emerge. 671 01:06:58,306 --> 01:07:03,596 But, alas, perhaps there was never one within you to begin with. 672 01:07:05,980 --> 01:07:07,720 I shall take you home. 673 01:07:09,234 --> 01:07:12,772 You still may live a long and fruitful life back there. 674 01:07:13,571 --> 01:07:16,904 That is... until the ko-Dan reach earth. 675 01:07:18,117 --> 01:07:19,857 But then again... 676 01:07:34,175 --> 01:07:37,417 Hey, yo, Blake! Make that sucker blast, man! 677 01:07:37,554 --> 01:07:40,136 - You got it, dude! - Alright! 678 01:07:46,396 --> 01:07:48,978 So Blake comes back in to grab his pants, right? 679 01:07:49,107 --> 01:07:50,893 Sees her old lady, and he says, 680 01:07:51,025 --> 01:07:54,142 "I hope this doesn't rule out dinner on Tuesday night." 681 01:07:55,822 --> 01:07:57,403 That's my man! 682 01:08:01,160 --> 01:08:03,697 Alex, are you okay? 683 01:08:03,830 --> 01:08:06,867 Hmm? Yeah, sure. Why? 684 01:08:08,251 --> 01:08:11,288 I don't know, you're just acting spaced out. 685 01:08:11,421 --> 01:08:13,036 You're... you're not yourself. 686 01:08:14,841 --> 01:08:19,961 Well, if you were me, what would you be doing right now? 687 01:08:23,516 --> 01:08:27,054 Well, for one thing, I'd be trying to enjoy myself. 688 01:08:27,186 --> 01:08:31,054 Leaning back. Kidding around. Laughing. 689 01:08:31,190 --> 01:08:32,305 Laughing? 690 01:08:32,442 --> 01:08:34,433 Well, it's a start, Alex. 691 01:08:34,569 --> 01:08:35,979 Laughing... 692 01:09:07,727 --> 01:09:09,308 Aargh! 693 01:09:21,616 --> 01:09:24,107 Nice place. Reminds me of home. 694 01:09:24,243 --> 01:09:26,108 This reminds you of home? 695 01:09:26,245 --> 01:09:27,985 Ah, yes. 696 01:09:32,960 --> 01:09:35,622 I live below ground. 697 01:09:35,755 --> 01:09:39,964 With my wifeoid and 6,000 little griglings. 698 01:09:47,350 --> 01:09:50,592 At least, until xur turns them into slaves. 699 01:09:56,150 --> 01:09:58,141 Where does your kind live? 700 01:09:58,277 --> 01:10:00,233 Oh, uh, houses, mostly. 701 01:10:01,322 --> 01:10:05,281 That's caves above ground. See, here... 702 01:10:05,410 --> 01:10:07,150 Here's my family. 703 01:10:08,913 --> 01:10:10,403 See, that's... 704 01:10:11,082 --> 01:10:15,075 That's my folks and my brother, Louis, and that's Maggie. 705 01:10:21,300 --> 01:10:24,087 That's a cave that goes places. 706 01:10:24,220 --> 01:10:26,211 Only we never went anyplace. 707 01:10:28,933 --> 01:10:32,767 A mobile cave that never went anywhere. Fascinating. 708 01:10:32,895 --> 01:10:36,228 Yeah, but we have below-ground caves near the trailer parks. 709 01:10:36,357 --> 01:10:39,770 Me and my brother, Louis, used to play hide-and-seek in them. 710 01:10:41,904 --> 01:10:44,896 - Hide-and-seek... - What is it, Alex? 711 01:10:45,032 --> 01:10:48,616 Well, I was just thinking, maybe we could hide here, 712 01:10:48,745 --> 01:10:53,034 let the armada pass by, and then hit the turret from behind. 713 01:10:53,166 --> 01:10:55,407 Then we might take them by surprise. 714 01:11:00,882 --> 01:11:03,043 Your plan might really have worked. 715 01:11:03,176 --> 01:11:07,260 What a pity there are no starfighters left to carry it out. 716 01:11:07,388 --> 01:11:08,673 Yeah. Yeah. 717 01:11:17,857 --> 01:11:19,438 A xurian base! 718 01:11:37,919 --> 01:11:40,535 Two more dead ahead! Closing fast! 719 01:12:04,737 --> 01:12:07,228 Earth course logged into navigational beams. 720 01:12:09,617 --> 01:12:10,697 Grig? 721 01:12:12,411 --> 01:12:14,493 What is it, Alex? 722 01:12:19,001 --> 01:12:20,992 Maybe there is a starfighter left. 723 01:13:00,418 --> 01:13:01,874 Ow! 724 01:13:09,510 --> 01:13:10,795 What's wrong? 725 01:13:10,928 --> 01:13:12,759 Should I put my tongue in your ear now? 726 01:13:12,889 --> 01:13:14,629 Don't bother, Alex. 727 01:13:15,224 --> 01:13:18,011 Well, it's just... I'm kind of new at these gland games. 728 01:13:19,729 --> 01:13:21,594 What are you talking about? 729 01:13:21,731 --> 01:13:24,689 It's like you're a million miles away, Alex! 730 01:13:34,410 --> 01:13:36,947 'Whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait, darling. 731 01:13:38,039 --> 01:13:39,995 'Darling, forgive me." 732 01:13:49,425 --> 01:13:51,256 Darling, forgive me. 733 01:13:55,514 --> 01:13:56,879 'Come on! 734 01:13:57,934 --> 01:14:00,220 "You're my Juliet. My Venus.' 735 01:14:04,398 --> 01:14:08,311 you're my Juliet. My Venus. 736 01:14:11,572 --> 01:14:13,153 Alex! 737 01:14:13,282 --> 01:14:18,777 'All the other girls meant nothing to me. It was you, you, you.' 738 01:14:18,913 --> 01:14:21,029 'shut up and talk dirty to me.' 739 01:14:22,917 --> 01:14:28,002 the other girls meant nothing to me. It was you... you... y... 740 01:14:29,966 --> 01:14:32,207 Should I talk dirty to you now? 741 01:14:32,927 --> 01:14:37,591 - That does it. - Oh, god. Alright, I give up. 742 01:14:37,723 --> 01:14:40,089 - I'm not Alex rogan. - What? 743 01:14:40,935 --> 01:14:43,517 I'm a beta unit. I'm an exact duplicate of Alex. 744 01:14:43,646 --> 01:14:46,683 He's up there saving the universe, while I'm down here for target practice. 745 01:14:49,402 --> 01:14:51,267 See”? 746 01:14:59,495 --> 01:15:02,453 - Alex! Or whatever you are. Wait. Wait. - What? Let me go. 747 01:15:02,581 --> 01:15:05,823 If that zando-zan reports back that I'm not Alex, Alex is in big trouble! 748 01:15:05,960 --> 01:15:07,145 - You're staying here. - No, I'm not. 749 01:15:07,169 --> 01:15:09,398 I'm not staying anywhere until I find out what's going on! 750 01:15:09,422 --> 01:15:10,628 God! 751 01:15:12,216 --> 01:15:15,003 Hey, my truck... Hey, hey, come back! 752 01:15:17,513 --> 01:15:19,424 Scratch that paint and you're dead, rogan! 753 01:15:29,900 --> 01:15:32,391 - Ready to invade, commander. - Invade. 754 01:15:32,528 --> 01:15:35,691 Commander, the xurian ships have not answered our invasion code. 755 01:15:35,823 --> 01:15:38,030 The frontier is down, the moon is eclipsed, 756 01:15:38,159 --> 01:15:40,491 the starfighters are dead. Invade! 757 01:15:41,412 --> 01:15:45,451 All squadrons ahead, half speed, with energy probes on. 758 01:16:16,072 --> 01:16:18,734 Energy probe. Shut down, Alex. Shut down. 759 01:16:19,992 --> 01:16:21,323 Power off. 760 01:16:38,260 --> 01:16:40,626 Alex in space? 761 01:16:43,015 --> 01:16:45,722 Is this for real? Yes! That's what I'm trying to tell you! 762 01:16:45,851 --> 01:16:49,059 - It's all for real! - Well, then, don't talk. Drive! 763 01:17:01,909 --> 01:17:04,821 Commander kril, we're getting a signal on the alert frequency. 764 01:17:04,954 --> 01:17:06,319 Acknowledge. 765 01:17:10,292 --> 01:17:13,125 There it is. Alright, when I give the signal, we're gonna jump! 766 01:17:13,254 --> 01:17:14,614 - Okay? - What do you mean, "jump"? 767 01:17:14,672 --> 01:17:16,378 - We're gonna ram him. - What? 768 01:17:17,716 --> 01:17:20,458 Extermination emissary zeta 6, one message. 769 01:17:20,594 --> 01:17:21,959 - Ready? - Oh... 770 01:17:22,096 --> 01:17:23,711 - Jump! - Alex! 771 01:17:25,641 --> 01:17:27,347 "The last starfighter..." 772 01:17:29,562 --> 01:17:31,427 You owe me one, Alex. 773 01:17:37,778 --> 01:17:38,938 Alex! 774 01:17:41,615 --> 01:17:43,822 Transmission pulsars have stopped, commander. 775 01:17:43,951 --> 01:17:45,737 "The last starfighter"? 776 01:17:45,870 --> 01:17:47,531 Is dead! 777 01:17:48,539 --> 01:17:50,951 The last starfighter is dead! 778 01:17:51,876 --> 01:17:54,492 Nothing can stop us now. Ahead full. 779 01:17:54,628 --> 01:17:56,539 To rylos! 780 01:18:16,650 --> 01:18:18,140 The command ship! 781 01:18:22,823 --> 01:18:25,280 There. The turret at the far end. 782 01:18:27,036 --> 01:18:28,446 I see it. 783 01:18:31,457 --> 01:18:33,322 Good luck, starfighter. 784 01:18:33,459 --> 01:18:36,166 Thanks, grig. For everything. 785 01:18:49,475 --> 01:18:51,306 I love you, Alex rogan. 786 01:18:52,895 --> 01:18:54,385 Six. 787 01:18:55,481 --> 01:18:57,597 - Heads-up display. Check. - Five. 788 01:18:57,733 --> 01:18:59,314 Lasers. Check. 789 01:18:59,443 --> 01:19:02,185 - Four. - Particle beam. Check. 790 01:19:02,321 --> 01:19:04,357 - Three. - Proton bolts. Check. 791 01:19:04,490 --> 01:19:06,526 - Two. - Chair control. Check. 792 01:19:06,659 --> 01:19:07,819 One. 793 01:19:08,911 --> 01:19:10,117 Let's do it. 794 01:19:20,506 --> 01:19:23,043 Tracking alert. 795 01:19:26,136 --> 01:19:28,673 Unidentified craft. What is it? 796 01:19:33,519 --> 01:19:34,929 Wait... 797 01:19:35,062 --> 01:19:36,802 A gunstar! 798 01:19:36,939 --> 01:19:41,182 So, the last starfighter is dead? 799 01:19:42,569 --> 01:19:45,857 This has gone far enough. Sejze him! 800 01:19:46,657 --> 01:19:50,195 How dare you? I am the emperor of rylos. 801 01:19:50,327 --> 01:19:53,194 I and I alone command this entire op... 802 01:19:53,330 --> 01:19:55,821 Release me! I command you! 803 01:19:55,958 --> 01:19:58,745 You will pay for this with your lives! 804 01:19:59,920 --> 01:20:02,286 All guns fire! 805 01:20:11,849 --> 01:20:12,964 There it is, the turret! 806 01:20:14,101 --> 01:20:15,341 Alex, now! 807 01:20:17,855 --> 01:20:19,220 - Yes! - Got it! 808 01:20:21,275 --> 01:20:24,358 Hurry, Alex, fire! The armada's almost to rylos! 809 01:20:44,631 --> 01:20:46,587 'Escape pod activated. 810 01:20:48,177 --> 01:20:50,338 'Escape pod ignition.' 811 01:20:51,180 --> 01:20:53,136 the gunstar is gone from our sensors. 812 01:20:53,265 --> 01:20:55,256 Alert wing commanders. 813 01:20:55,392 --> 01:20:57,883 Communication turret is destroyed. 814 01:21:02,983 --> 01:21:06,817 'All communication radar systems are out, wing commander. 815 01:21:06,945 --> 01:21:09,527 'Proceed with a visual attack formation.' 816 01:21:13,702 --> 01:21:17,490 life support good. Ammo packs at peak. 817 01:21:17,623 --> 01:21:19,284 I think we've gotta use death blossom. 818 01:21:19,416 --> 01:21:23,079 Remember, death blossom delivers only one massive volley at close range. 819 01:21:23,879 --> 01:21:26,712 - Theoretically. - What do you mean, "theoretically"? 820 01:21:26,840 --> 01:21:29,047 After all, d. B. Has never been tested. 821 01:21:29,176 --> 01:21:31,883 It might overload the systems, blow up the ship. 822 01:21:32,012 --> 01:21:34,699 What are you worried about, grig? Theoretically we should already be dead. 823 01:21:34,723 --> 01:21:36,054 Mmm-hmm. 824 01:21:36,975 --> 01:21:39,557 Open death blossom petals. Switch is on. 825 01:21:54,451 --> 01:21:56,612 Do not trigger d. B. Until we're within range. 826 01:21:56,745 --> 01:22:00,158 Just use your lasers until I give the signal. Remember to lead... 827 01:22:00,290 --> 01:22:03,874 I've been recruited by the star league to defend the frontier. 828 01:22:04,002 --> 01:22:07,915 - Now, are you ready? - This is it. Here we go. 829 01:22:08,048 --> 01:22:09,584 Charge! 830 01:22:39,037 --> 01:22:40,243 On your right! 831 01:22:42,082 --> 01:22:43,288 Your left! 832 01:22:44,877 --> 01:22:46,083 Evade! 833 01:22:50,048 --> 01:22:52,539 Power packs are low. We need time to recharge. 834 01:22:54,678 --> 01:22:56,839 Laser power draining! 835 01:23:05,022 --> 01:23:08,264 Grig, my weapons are gone! Should I do it? 836 01:23:08,400 --> 01:23:11,187 Easy, easy! Wait till they're all in death blossom range! 837 01:23:21,121 --> 01:23:22,406 Firel 838 01:23:55,614 --> 01:23:56,945 We did it. 839 01:23:57,824 --> 01:23:59,985 Yes, we actually did, didn't we? 840 01:24:03,705 --> 01:24:05,616 The command ship! 841 01:24:05,749 --> 01:24:08,866 Commander, our guns are out. Damage control is repairing them. 842 01:24:09,002 --> 01:24:12,460 Forget the guns! Ramming speed! 843 01:24:21,306 --> 01:24:24,264 - Grig, we need power! - Death blossom's drained all power. 844 01:24:24,393 --> 01:24:28,181 I'm working on it. I'm trying to run boost. 845 01:24:31,650 --> 01:24:34,437 All we have left is life support power. 846 01:24:41,159 --> 01:24:42,649 Grig! 847 01:24:48,625 --> 01:24:49,865 Alright! 848 01:24:57,593 --> 01:25:01,336 Weapons on. We have them now! Fire! Fire! 849 01:25:24,286 --> 01:25:25,947 Damage report! 850 01:25:26,663 --> 01:25:30,247 Guidance system out. Auxiliary steering out. 851 01:25:30,375 --> 01:25:31,660 Divert! 852 01:25:32,794 --> 01:25:35,410 - Divert! - She won't answer the helm! 853 01:25:35,547 --> 01:25:38,038 We're locked into the moon's gravitational pull! 854 01:25:38,175 --> 01:25:39,836 What do we do? 855 01:25:43,388 --> 01:25:44,798 We die. 856 01:25:54,816 --> 01:25:56,647 Ya-hoo! 857 01:26:05,994 --> 01:26:09,236 On behalf of the star league and all citizens of rylos, 858 01:26:09,373 --> 01:26:12,740 I congratulate you on your dazzling victory. 859 01:26:12,876 --> 01:26:14,332 - Thank you. - Thanks. 860 01:26:14,461 --> 01:26:17,874 But as you know, the frontier is down, 861 01:26:18,006 --> 01:26:20,292 xur escaped, and there is still danger. 862 01:26:20,425 --> 01:26:23,508 So I was wondering if you wouldn't be willing to stay on, 863 01:26:23,637 --> 01:26:26,049 and rebuild the starfighter legion. 864 01:26:26,181 --> 01:26:27,637 Wait a minute. 865 01:26:28,517 --> 01:26:31,759 - Rebuild the legion? - Yes. 866 01:26:31,895 --> 01:26:35,387 Of course, you'd have the help of an old friend. 867 01:26:36,441 --> 01:26:38,602 An old friend? Who? 868 01:26:54,376 --> 01:26:56,867 Centauri! I thought you were dead. 869 01:26:57,421 --> 01:27:00,709 Me die and miss all the excitement? Oh, no. 870 01:27:00,841 --> 01:27:03,332 I was merely dormant while my body repaired itself. 871 01:27:03,468 --> 01:27:05,379 No, I won't bore you with the details. 872 01:27:05,512 --> 01:27:08,379 Suffice it to say, you're on rylos, my boy. 873 01:27:08,515 --> 01:27:11,302 Stop thinking human. That's lesson number one. 874 01:27:11,435 --> 01:27:14,973 Now, lesson number two, you've got a good thing going here. 875 01:27:15,105 --> 01:27:17,847 Keep smiling. Don't blow it. 876 01:27:17,983 --> 01:27:21,475 And lesson number three, always trust centauri. 877 01:27:26,616 --> 01:27:29,232 Alex, they love you! 878 01:27:32,539 --> 01:27:35,576 You see, all rylos is behind you. 879 01:27:36,960 --> 01:27:40,544 - You've got to stay, Alex. - You will stay, won't you? 880 01:27:40,672 --> 01:27:42,788 Of course, he'll stay. 881 01:27:43,425 --> 01:27:48,465 That's very reassuring, centauri. Grig, I leave it in your capable hands. 882 01:27:50,140 --> 01:27:51,801 I'll stay. 883 01:28:04,279 --> 01:28:07,487 Alex! Alex! 884 01:28:21,004 --> 01:28:22,960 'Greetings... 885 01:28:23,840 --> 01:28:25,455 'Greetings, starfighter.' 886 01:28:25,592 --> 01:28:28,334 - bunny, have you seen Alex? - Can't say that I have. 887 01:28:28,470 --> 01:28:31,587 Well, ask Maggie. She knows where he is. 888 01:28:31,723 --> 01:28:35,090 - She was with him. - Maggie, where's Alex? 889 01:28:35,227 --> 01:28:37,718 Yeah, where's my truck? Where's your boyfriend? 890 01:28:37,854 --> 01:28:40,436 Mrs. rogan, about Alex, you see, he's... 891 01:28:43,735 --> 01:28:45,817 - What's going on? I don't know. - What the...? 892 01:29:08,218 --> 01:29:09,833 Oh, my god! 893 01:29:11,763 --> 01:29:15,096 Whoo! Alright, we're being invaded! 894 01:29:42,627 --> 01:29:43,912 Maggie. 895 01:29:45,005 --> 01:29:46,336 Maggie! 896 01:30:49,569 --> 01:30:51,981 - Alex? - Hi, maggs. 897 01:30:53,323 --> 01:30:54,938 Alex... 898 01:30:56,368 --> 01:31:00,327 Is it you? I mean... is it really you? 899 01:31:05,210 --> 01:31:08,668 - Look! - My god... 900 01:31:10,090 --> 01:31:12,081 It is you. 901 01:31:12,217 --> 01:31:14,674 It's Alex! Alex! 902 01:31:14,803 --> 01:31:17,545 Alex, what is going on here? What is this thing? 903 01:31:25,397 --> 01:31:27,763 I mean... is this your spaceship? 904 01:31:27,899 --> 01:31:31,062 - I don't know what's gotten into him. - I don't understand that. 905 01:31:31,194 --> 01:31:34,106 - It's all so strange! - Wait, hold it. Hold it, everybody. 906 01:31:34,239 --> 01:31:37,606 Alex, what is all this? 907 01:31:39,744 --> 01:31:41,735 I've been to another planet, ma. 908 01:31:41,871 --> 01:31:43,702 - Another planet? - What? 909 01:31:44,374 --> 01:31:46,410 Who was it helped fix my antenna? 910 01:31:46,543 --> 01:31:48,784 - Yeah, who stole my truck? - And cut my electrics? 911 01:31:48,920 --> 01:31:50,626 And ruined my stove? 912 01:31:50,755 --> 01:31:52,871 Oh, that was... that was a beta unit. 913 01:31:53,008 --> 01:31:55,374 - Beta unit? - A robot. 914 01:31:55,510 --> 01:31:57,592 A robot? Come on! 915 01:31:57,721 --> 01:32:00,212 - A monster! - Oh! 916 01:32:03,351 --> 01:32:04,932 A monster? Ha! 917 01:32:05,061 --> 01:32:09,395 - He should have chains on him. - Alright! It's an alien! 918 01:32:09,524 --> 01:32:10,684 Oh, no, wait! Hey! 919 01:32:10,817 --> 01:32:12,899 Granny, put away that shotgun. What's wrong with you? 920 01:32:13,028 --> 01:32:15,735 This is my friend grig. I want you all to meet my friend here. 921 01:32:15,864 --> 01:32:19,448 - You gotta be kidding! - Grig, this is Mrs. Boone. 922 01:32:20,910 --> 01:32:23,026 - Hello. - Hello. 923 01:32:23,163 --> 01:32:25,404 - And, uh, this is elvira. - Delighted. 924 01:32:25,540 --> 01:32:28,282 - Me, too. How you doing? - I do well. 925 01:32:28,418 --> 01:32:31,034 - And this is granny. - How do you do? 926 01:32:31,171 --> 01:32:32,877 How do you do? 927 01:32:33,006 --> 01:32:35,668 - And this here's Otis. - A pleasure. 928 01:32:35,800 --> 01:32:39,634 Any friend of Alex... 929 01:32:39,763 --> 01:32:42,175 And, uh, this is Maggie. 930 01:32:42,307 --> 01:32:44,844 A very large pleasure. 931 01:32:44,976 --> 01:32:46,807 Hi. Uh... 932 01:32:50,523 --> 01:32:52,684 You must be Louis! 933 01:32:55,153 --> 01:32:57,610 I hear good things about you. 934 01:32:57,739 --> 01:33:00,651 Hear that, you slimes? I'm famous. 935 01:33:02,786 --> 01:33:05,448 And, uh... this is my mom. 936 01:33:08,166 --> 01:33:12,785 You should be proud of Alex, Mrs. rogan. You must all be proud of him. 937 01:33:12,921 --> 01:33:17,039 He saved the star league and hundreds of worlds, including earth. 938 01:33:17,175 --> 01:33:20,338 - Oh, for heaven's sake! - Oh, my god! 939 01:33:22,472 --> 01:33:24,588 Time to leave, Alex. 940 01:33:24,724 --> 01:33:26,464 Alex? 941 01:33:26,601 --> 01:33:28,808 I have to, ma. They need me up there. 942 01:33:28,937 --> 01:33:31,428 Oh, Alex, I always knew you'd leave someday, 943 01:33:31,564 --> 01:33:33,805 but I never expected this. 944 01:33:33,942 --> 01:33:35,933 Gee, can I go, too, Alex? Can I? 945 01:33:36,069 --> 01:33:37,525 Sorry, squirt. 946 01:33:37,654 --> 01:33:41,397 There's only enough room up there for me, grig, and Maggie. 947 01:33:43,034 --> 01:33:44,820 - Me? - Yeah. 948 01:33:46,412 --> 01:33:50,997 - Alex, I don't think I can... - What? Come here. Come here. 949 01:33:51,918 --> 01:33:54,125 - Why else do you think I came back? - Well... 950 01:33:54,254 --> 01:33:56,711 Didn't we say we'd always be together? 951 01:33:56,840 --> 01:34:00,378 Well, yeah, I mean, together here or in the city. 952 01:34:00,885 --> 01:34:02,716 But... but up there, Alex... 953 01:34:02,846 --> 01:34:05,929 Maggs, you gotta come. I'm not... I don't know when I'm gonna be back. 954 01:34:07,350 --> 01:34:09,310 Don't you see? This is it. This is our big chance. 955 01:34:09,435 --> 01:34:11,517 It's like what Otis says, 956 01:34:11,646 --> 01:34:15,264 when it comes, you got to grab on with both hands and hold tight. 957 01:34:17,986 --> 01:34:19,817 Well, what about granny, Alex? 958 01:34:25,410 --> 01:34:28,527 You're right. I'm scared of leaving here. 959 01:34:29,414 --> 01:34:31,075 Why can't you just stay? 960 01:34:31,207 --> 01:34:34,791 Maggie, I have to leave, and I want you to come with me. 961 01:34:38,631 --> 01:34:41,589 Alex! Hurry! 962 01:34:44,554 --> 01:34:47,091 - Well, I gotta go. - Um... 963 01:34:51,019 --> 01:34:52,429 Bye. 964 01:34:55,940 --> 01:34:58,431 Alex, we can't hold off their radar any longer. 965 01:34:58,568 --> 01:35:01,025 Yeah, okay. I got to go, ma. 966 01:35:01,154 --> 01:35:03,987 Bye. Take it easy. So long. So long, everybody. 967 01:35:04,115 --> 01:35:06,948 - Hey, bye, Alex! - Bye! 968 01:35:07,076 --> 01:35:10,864 - Bye, Alex! - Bye! 969 01:35:19,964 --> 01:35:21,374 Alex! 970 01:35:22,508 --> 01:35:23,793 Granny... 971 01:35:25,136 --> 01:35:28,469 Be sure and write, or whatever it is they do up there. 972 01:35:33,770 --> 01:35:36,056 Alex! Wait, Alex! 973 01:35:54,207 --> 01:35:56,789 - Get back! Come on! Get back! - Bye! 974 01:35:56,918 --> 01:35:58,479 - Keep your distance! - Watch what you're doing. 975 01:35:58,503 --> 01:36:00,289 Keep your distance, now! 976 01:36:00,421 --> 01:36:02,787 This baby really packs a punch! 977 01:36:02,924 --> 01:36:04,835 Bye! Bye! 978 01:36:06,970 --> 01:36:10,679 Look at him. Bye! Bye! 979 01:36:13,601 --> 01:36:18,311 Oh, go on. They're gonna be happy up there. So long, Alex! 980 01:36:20,191 --> 01:36:21,931 So long, Alex! 981 01:36:25,196 --> 01:36:27,858 - We're gonna be famous, aren't we, Otis? - Yes, sir. 982 01:36:27,991 --> 01:36:31,700 The whole world, the whole universe is gonna know about it! 983 01:36:31,828 --> 01:36:37,118 Starlite, starbrite, the place where Alex and Maggie left for the stars! 984 01:36:37,250 --> 01:36:39,787 Louis! Louis! 985 01:36:39,919 --> 01:36:41,480 'Greetings, starfighter. 986 01:36:41,504 --> 01:36:43,244 "You have been recruited by the star league 987 01:36:43,381 --> 01:36:47,169 'to defend the frontier against xur and the ko-Dan armada.' 988 01:36:54,726 --> 01:36:56,717 Wow! 71476

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