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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:23,153 --> 00:00:26,557 CREAM HORNS 2 00:00:29,892 --> 00:00:36,501 We deal in life, in the moral sense. And it is significant... the sacred element. 3 00:00:36,903 --> 00:00:41,801 During our stay in Rome we'll celebrate the second miracle. 4 00:00:43,159 --> 00:00:48,026 The only way is apostolic... 5 00:00:48,532 --> 00:00:52,604 It is true, every faith has its way of expression. 6 00:00:52,717 --> 00:00:56,477 Praising God above. 7 00:00:57,956 --> 00:01:01,415 While in the third world... 8 00:01:10,264 --> 00:01:12,439 I'll put horns on you! 9 00:01:14,298 --> 00:01:16,905 Horns! Horns on his testicles! 10 00:01:40,652 --> 00:01:45,382 [Award Winning Religious Clothing] This is my stop. 11 00:01:45,688 --> 00:01:49,696 We cut "vestamentus clericus"... I make the stuff you guys wear. 12 00:01:51,356 --> 00:01:53,714 - Praise the Lord! - The Blessing of Christ! 13 00:01:54,847 --> 00:01:57,333 - Praise the Lord! - The Blessing of Christ... 14 00:01:58,591 --> 00:02:02,346 I think I'll get out on the other side. Many thanks… 15 00:02:11,776 --> 00:02:13,800 Let's go! 16 00:02:20,248 --> 00:02:23,453 - Did you just remove this manhole cover? - Just for you. 17 00:02:25,677 --> 00:02:26,890 Damn, damn! 18 00:02:28,344 --> 00:02:29,998 I'll bet the union is to blame! 19 00:02:31,797 --> 00:02:34,006 - Good morning, sir. - Good day, Mr. Petruzzelli. 20 00:02:34,622 --> 00:02:37,144 - Brush the coat, will you? - Right away. 21 00:02:38,409 --> 00:02:39,860 Ouch! That hurt! 22 00:02:41,602 --> 00:02:44,882 Well, look who's here... Petruzzelli. And smelling mighty like a sewer! 23 00:02:45,134 --> 00:02:48,161 - Oh, good morning, Mr. Petruzzelli! - Good morning! 24 00:02:49,042 --> 00:02:52,944 You're a little late, aren't you? They've had me standing in this dress four hours! 25 00:02:54,679 --> 00:02:56,617 A little larger in the sides. 26 00:02:56,618 --> 00:02:59,454 I told you His Eminence gained a lot of weight at that conference in Melbourne! 27 00:02:59,455 --> 00:03:01,761 Yeah, those Cardinals have it pretty good. They eat like kings, you know. Petruzzelli! 28 00:03:02,417 --> 00:03:04,807 I heard the Vatican wants to auction off some of their Mercedes really cheap. 29 00:03:05,413 --> 00:03:08,488 You know - those nice limos. Put in a good word for me with the Cardinal... 30 00:03:09,082 --> 00:03:12,836 I could pick up four or five, and sell them in no time. Excuse me!! 31 00:03:12,837 --> 00:03:16,876 Don't get upset, Gabrielle. I just asked His Eminence for another big favor. I can't push it. 32 00:03:16,954 --> 00:03:20,457 I want to receive the Order of Knight of Honor. It's an old family tradition. 33 00:03:20,486 --> 00:03:23,385 - That's it, you're all finished, Gabrielle. - The Cardinal thanks you. 34 00:03:23,542 --> 00:03:26,037 - Come on. And bring me the bag. - Right away. 35 00:03:28,003 --> 00:03:30,989 Domenico, why don't you get rid of all those pictures of your wife's ancestors? 36 00:03:31,393 --> 00:03:33,499 You know that they can bring you bad luck? 37 00:03:34,261 --> 00:03:37,271 - Why don't you mind your own business? - Hurry up, Caterina! 38 00:03:37,920 --> 00:03:40,202 We should get together after work for some fun! 39 00:03:41,002 --> 00:03:42,276 How about unbuttoning your blouse now? 40 00:03:42,277 --> 00:03:45,940 - The things you say, Mr. Gabrielle! - It was just a thought... 41 00:03:45,941 --> 00:03:48,590 Gabrielle, how is it possible to be so horny all the time? 42 00:03:48,591 --> 00:03:50,562 I swear, you think about nothing but screwing! 43 00:03:50,563 --> 00:03:54,623 You've got to understand, Domenico, I don't do it for pleasure. I do it for my health! 44 00:03:54,624 --> 00:03:58,517 If I don't get laid at least once a day, I start to sneeze like hell. It's therapeutic. 45 00:03:58,518 --> 00:04:00,274 - Do you understand? - I understand. 46 00:04:00,275 --> 00:04:03,937 That's not the point. You live upstairs from me, and your bedroom is right overhead. 47 00:04:04,551 --> 00:04:06,759 With my wife and my son... it's embarrassing with all that screwing going on. 48 00:04:07,494 --> 00:04:10,214 I told you. I do it for therapeutic reasons, Domenico. 49 00:04:10,215 --> 00:04:12,832 I know, I know. But how do I explain that to my son? 50 00:04:13,922 --> 00:04:16,638 See? There's the proof! It's been 24 hours since I last got laid. 51 00:04:16,639 --> 00:04:19,703 I have an appointment with one of my therapists. I'll see you later, Domenico. 52 00:04:19,704 --> 00:04:22,346 - I'm ready to leave. I'll go with you. - Make it snappy, okay! 53 00:04:22,347 --> 00:04:24,540 Fulgentia, Teodora, Adelina! 54 00:04:25,821 --> 00:04:29,664 Stay here until you finish those habits for the Sisters going on pilgrimmage. 55 00:04:29,665 --> 00:04:33,088 We don't want them to go bare-assed. I'm leaving. Have a nice day. 56 00:04:33,089 --> 00:04:35,238 - Goodbye, girls! - Goodbye! 57 00:04:39,226 --> 00:04:42,800 - I can't quit sneezing! - It's clearly a case of auto-suggestion. 58 00:04:43,001 --> 00:04:45,061 - Hi, papa - Hello, son! 59 00:04:45,949 --> 00:04:48,968 Gabrielle, I have the answer for you. You should get married and start a family. 60 00:04:48,969 --> 00:04:51,819 As soon as the babies start coming, I'm sure the sneezing will stop. 61 00:04:52,089 --> 00:04:53,661 I prefer older babies. 62 00:04:53,662 --> 00:04:55,662 - Hi! - Hello, Gabrielle! 63 00:04:58,551 --> 00:05:00,125 - Domenico Petrozzelli! - My pleasure... 64 00:05:00,126 --> 00:05:01,326 - Now you understand? - Yes. 65 00:05:01,664 --> 00:05:03,890 It's purely therapeutic... 66 00:05:07,033 --> 00:05:09,770 Different motive... Same result. 67 00:05:13,893 --> 00:05:18,635 Two girls came into class and stole my lunch card. 68 00:05:18,636 --> 00:05:19,988 This is getting to be an old story by now. 69 00:05:20,395 --> 00:05:22,462 Last week they stole your tennis racket. 70 00:05:22,463 --> 00:05:25,463 The other day, your pencil holder. Now the lunch card. 71 00:05:25,468 --> 00:05:27,763 My son, the class retard. 72 00:05:27,757 --> 00:05:29,725 - What are you doing there? - Domenico ! 73 00:05:31,714 --> 00:05:33,692 Blow your nose. You'll get snot in your soup. 74 00:05:33,812 --> 00:05:35,147 Not in your napkin! 75 00:05:39,940 --> 00:05:42,907 I knew it. The same soup and boiled fish again today, right? 76 00:05:43,525 --> 00:05:45,614 Elena, when do you plan on changing the menu? 77 00:05:45,615 --> 00:05:47,898 When Aristide finishes his exams. 78 00:05:48,689 --> 00:05:54,001 Today is St. Crispin's day, for St. Mirinde we'll have a nice roast of beef. 79 00:05:54,174 --> 00:05:57,072 - Would my little baby like that? - I hope I get promoted... 80 00:05:57,304 --> 00:06:00,397 What do mean, you hope you're promoted? 81 00:06:00,398 --> 00:06:02,508 At the rate you're going, you'll be 90 years old before you get to the sixth grade, young man! 82 00:06:03,266 --> 00:06:06,633 I don't understand it. Just because he's on a special diet, why do we have to suffer? 83 00:06:06,634 --> 00:06:09,379 A united family is a beautiful thing. 84 00:06:10,462 --> 00:06:12,259 All for one, and one for all. 85 00:06:12,260 --> 00:06:15,811 You only give me exactly weighed portions. 86 00:06:16,494 --> 00:06:19,402 Hey! Stop stuffing that sugary crap into your belly! 87 00:06:19,403 --> 00:06:21,516 Just look at you. You're absolutely porky! One of these days you're going to explode. 88 00:06:21,517 --> 00:06:24,832 What are you saying, Domenico? Our baby is just robust. 89 00:06:24,833 --> 00:06:28,147 - When he grows up, he'll look different. - Yeah... even larger. 90 00:06:28,948 --> 00:06:30,948 Will you quit that slurping? It gets on my nerves. 91 00:06:34,366 --> 00:06:37,628 Lord, we thank you for our daily bread ... 92 00:06:46,487 --> 00:06:50,610 Is Uncle Gabrielle taking his gymnastics lessons again? 93 00:06:51,091 --> 00:06:53,730 Can you explain why he does this every day? 94 00:06:53,731 --> 00:06:58,309 What's it to you? That's his business. After all, it's therapeutic gynamstics. 95 00:06:58,546 --> 00:07:01,648 - Just mind your own business, you little pig! - Domenico..... 96 00:07:01,649 --> 00:07:05,468 - That hurt! - Well excuse me, but I won't put up with that! 97 00:07:05,469 --> 00:07:09,285 - I better be going. I don't want to be late. - At least eat a couple of stewed prunes. 98 00:07:09,468 --> 00:07:12,014 - They're very beneficial. - No! I don't have problems on the toilet! 99 00:07:12,015 --> 00:07:14,387 Every time you go away, I get constipated. 100 00:07:15,548 --> 00:07:18,418 -Did you pack my bag? - Yes. Two woolen sweaters. Everything you need. 101 00:07:18,492 --> 00:07:21,293 Good... thanks! God help me... 102 00:07:23,460 --> 00:07:26,501 That's a bit over the top, today. He might as well do his gymnastics in the lobby! 103 00:07:26,502 --> 00:07:27,502 He's quite uninhibited... 104 00:07:27,506 --> 00:07:30,115 The kid might be stupid... but there's no hiding what's going on. 105 00:07:30,380 --> 00:07:31,759 - Be careful, and stay out of drafts. - Right. 106 00:07:32,160 --> 00:07:33,860 - Bye, son! - Bye, papa! 107 00:07:33,923 --> 00:07:36,488 - Dress warmly, and close the windows at night. - Right. 108 00:07:36,489 --> 00:07:43,305 And keep your ears covered. You know how delicate you are. 109 00:07:43,654 --> 00:07:45,735 - Give me a call when you arrive. - Right. 110 00:07:46,036 --> 00:07:48,136 - Goodbye, my love! - Goodbye... 111 00:07:48,137 --> 00:07:50,039 Do you want to take the hair dryer? 112 00:07:50,040 --> 00:07:52,311 What, do you think? I am going to Alaska? I'm going to Rovigo! 113 00:07:52,412 --> 00:07:54,456 Okay... goodbye, sweetheart! 114 00:08:10,523 --> 00:08:13,609 I don't need that damned hat. I'll die of the heat here. 115 00:09:02,242 --> 00:09:08,571 Can I ask a favor of you? Please tell that gentleman that the church is closed for rehearsal. 116 00:09:14,562 --> 00:09:17,602 I'm sorry, sir, you'll have to leave. I've got to lock up. 117 00:09:19,523 --> 00:09:21,185 Don't pull so hard... 118 00:09:21,199 --> 00:09:24,352 This suit is called 'Safari'. A suit for Africa. 119 00:09:24,453 --> 00:09:28,182 Nice design, Petruzzelli. However, I prefer the sleeves a bit larger. 120 00:09:28,723 --> 00:09:31,425 Because you need that extra room when you bless the congregation. 121 00:09:31,531 --> 00:09:33,680 Thanks for your blessing... 122 00:09:34,173 --> 00:09:36,589 - What are you doing down there? - Ow... that hurt! 123 00:09:37,873 --> 00:09:39,510 - Excuse me, Monsignor... - Yes, madam? 124 00:09:39,595 --> 00:09:41,463 - Excuse me. - Certainly... 125 00:09:41,573 --> 00:09:46,069 Monsignor, please do me a favor. Would you accompany my daughter down from the altar? 126 00:09:46,715 --> 00:09:48,039 Something for my head... 127 00:09:48,157 --> 00:09:52,715 That man is here again. He's jealous, you see, and I'm afraid. 128 00:09:54,199 --> 00:09:57,236 Excuse me, Monsignor! Just a little mineral water for my head. 129 00:09:57,237 --> 00:09:59,879 I hit it on the drawer when I stood up. 130 00:09:59,880 --> 00:10:02,692 I was on the floor, getting a blessing, and I don't have any hair to soften the blow. 131 00:10:03,402 --> 00:10:05,907 Signora Tribalzi, may I introduce Mr. Petruzzelli! 132 00:10:06,178 --> 00:10:08,892 Owner of the most famous company for clerical clothing. 133 00:10:09,100 --> 00:10:11,432 - Accredited by the Holy See! - How interesting! 134 00:10:11,617 --> 00:10:14,767 That's why the Monsignor is always dressed so elegantly. 135 00:10:15,022 --> 00:10:18,276 Lady Zaire was once a famous singer. A wonderful soprano. 136 00:10:18,277 --> 00:10:20,250 Thank you! You are very kind. 137 00:10:20,251 --> 00:10:23,462 It was my great passion. And I still have a fair voice. 138 00:10:24,137 --> 00:10:27,058 Too bad that I ruined my voice shouting at my late husband's nurse. 139 00:10:27,614 --> 00:10:31,200 But now I'm training my daughter, who sings like an angel. 140 00:10:31,690 --> 00:10:34,206 - Why don't you come and listen? - That's your daughter singing in there? 141 00:10:42,993 --> 00:10:46,303 I can't find my teeth. They were here in the glass. Where is it? 142 00:10:47,149 --> 00:10:50,554 Did you see a glass with my dentures? 143 00:10:51,716 --> 00:10:55,254 That's them! Thanks! 144 00:10:59,458 --> 00:11:02,671 Son of a bitch! I know I swallowed one of his molars. 145 00:11:03,199 --> 00:11:06,339 It makes me want to vomit... 146 00:11:06,734 --> 00:11:10,759 - Taxi! - What taxi? Me? 147 00:11:11,239 --> 00:11:14,611 - Thank heavens! Let's get out of here fast! - What's going on here? What do you want... 148 00:11:14,755 --> 00:11:17,565 - Faster, Ulrico is coming! - Who's Ulrico? 149 00:11:17,567 --> 00:11:19,004 - And why should he interest me? - There he is! 150 00:11:19,105 --> 00:11:20,705 - Stop! - Run, Marianna! 151 00:11:20,856 --> 00:11:23,227 That monster? Hurry! Get in the car! 152 00:11:25,016 --> 00:11:29,993 - Stop, you bastard! I'll mangle you! - What does he want from me? 153 00:11:33,377 --> 00:11:35,521 Is that guy crazy? Who is he? 154 00:11:35,680 --> 00:11:38,236 Don't you go to the stadium? He plays American football. 155 00:11:39,570 --> 00:11:41,860 He follows me everywhere I go. 156 00:11:42,287 --> 00:11:45,419 You have to use your fingers... poke out his eyes to subdue him! 157 00:11:46,974 --> 00:11:50,003 I love opera. I want to become famous like Maria Callas, but he doesn't want me to. 158 00:11:50,004 --> 00:11:53,265 - And you know why? Because he's jealous! - I can tell... 159 00:11:53,781 --> 00:11:55,412 If it were me... 160 00:11:55,413 --> 00:12:00,639 He's crazy! I think I'll leave him. That man, he's just impossible! 161 00:12:00,840 --> 00:12:02,640 Sure he is, and... 162 00:12:03,291 --> 00:12:07,942 My poor mother, putting her life on the line to defend me from Ulrico. 163 00:12:08,521 --> 00:12:10,811 Your... your mother is quite brave... 164 00:12:11,877 --> 00:12:15,143 She should get a medal, because she... 165 00:12:16,268 --> 00:12:19,937 This is a strange taxi. You don't have that thing that shows the fare. 166 00:12:20,539 --> 00:12:23,154 - I was trying to tell you earlier... - How much do I have to pay to get home? 167 00:12:23,200 --> 00:12:26,782 Just listen. I explained it to you. This isn't a taxi, and I'm not a taxi driver. 168 00:12:27,196 --> 00:12:29,096 I tried to tell you earlier, but you were talking and I couldn't a word in edgewise. 169 00:12:29,152 --> 00:12:34,300 - Sorry... this is my house right here. - I'll pull over here, and you can get out, okay? 170 00:12:35,199 --> 00:12:37,774 Thanks! 171 00:12:38,323 --> 00:12:42,148 I brought you home even though I'm not a taxi. Door-to-door service! 172 00:12:43,892 --> 00:12:47,416 I don't know how to thank you. You helped a lady in distress. 173 00:12:48,161 --> 00:12:52,244 I like you, you're different from the others. Even if you are a bit ugly and a little fat. 174 00:12:52,995 --> 00:12:56,472 - But you are really cute. Goodbye! - Goodbye! 175 00:13:04,082 --> 00:13:07,425 What a beauty! If only I weren't such a timid soul. 176 00:13:08,073 --> 00:13:12,531 If Gabrielle were in my place he have done it twice by now. 177 00:13:13,673 --> 00:13:15,718 What do I have to lose? 178 00:13:33,242 --> 00:13:35,625 - So... we meet again! - Hello! 179 00:13:35,746 --> 00:13:39,067 I guess you could call this destiny. I believe destiny governs all. I'm a Leo. You? 180 00:13:39,181 --> 00:13:42,096 - The Virgin's sign... - Are you married? 181 00:13:42,650 --> 00:13:44,929 - No. - I'm Marianna. And you...? 182 00:13:45,059 --> 00:13:48,600 Domeni... I think it begins with... I'll tell you in a minute ! 183 00:13:48,864 --> 00:13:54,098 - Yeah. My name is Gabrielle Archangeli! - What a cute name. It fits! 184 00:13:54,319 --> 00:13:57,122 - I can tell you're a shy person, like me. - That's true. 185 00:13:57,722 --> 00:14:00,518 I think we make a pretty couple, don't you? 186 00:14:01,664 --> 00:14:04,529 - And I feel safe around you. - Thanks! 187 00:14:04,834 --> 00:14:07,938 - Will you come with me? - Of course! Where are we going? 188 00:14:30,847 --> 00:14:33,860 Wonderful! Bravo! 189 00:14:34,426 --> 00:14:36,950 Sorry! She's a friend of mine. We came in together. 190 00:14:36,951 --> 00:14:39,587 What do you want? You're disrupting my rehearsal. 191 00:14:39,588 --> 00:14:42,588 Alright Marianna, take a break, and we'll try the scene again. 192 00:14:44,677 --> 00:14:47,957 - Did you really like that? - You are beautiful and talented! 193 00:14:48,288 --> 00:14:50,897 I'm hoping to travel with the company on its tour of America. 194 00:14:51,512 --> 00:14:54,805 I would go as the understudy to the soprano, Savaroti. Do you know her?? 195 00:14:55,524 --> 00:14:58,407 - There she is... - The ugly one wearing the camellia? 196 00:14:58,655 --> 00:15:01,506 It would certainly be a great break if she had an accident and you took her place. 197 00:15:01,688 --> 00:15:03,262 What about the monster? Does he know you're going? 198 00:15:03,263 --> 00:15:06,080 - He'd murder me if he found out. - So did he? 199 00:15:06,081 --> 00:15:09,181 That's probably why he was at the church. 200 00:15:10,540 --> 00:15:13,939 Are you taking me with you to America, Mr. Berengo? 201 00:15:13,940 --> 00:15:15,440 There's always hope, my darling. 202 00:15:15,422 --> 00:15:22,119 Your attention, ladies and gentlemen! Let's drink to the success of this marvelous Traviata! 203 00:15:27,048 --> 00:15:31,091 - Long live the sparkling wine... - Bravo! 204 00:15:32,541 --> 00:15:36,235 - Not bad. You're in the chorus? - What chorus? I make costumes. 205 00:15:36,589 --> 00:15:40,004 A costume designer? Then you're in the theater business? 206 00:15:40,005 --> 00:15:43,087 I have a studio in Rome. I have a big reputation there as a clothing designer. 207 00:15:43,088 --> 00:15:49,288 I'm very good at dressing priests... presidents of international corporations. 208 00:15:49,289 --> 00:15:54,189 How nice. I'm dying to hear all your stories... 209 00:15:55,525 --> 00:15:58,000 I get so tired of that man pawing me! 210 00:15:58,601 --> 00:16:00,601 You can't come in here! 211 00:16:00,602 --> 00:16:02,081 That's what you think! 212 00:16:02,082 --> 00:16:04,019 Where is she? 213 00:16:07,702 --> 00:16:10,302 - Where's my girl? - Who is that? 214 00:16:11,117 --> 00:16:13,926 Where did the giant come from? Someone stop him! 215 00:16:14,689 --> 00:16:18,122 - There she is! - Is that your friend, Marianna? 216 00:16:18,882 --> 00:16:20,304 Out of my way! 217 00:16:23,581 --> 00:16:26,726 Where are you? I'll find you ... 218 00:16:30,458 --> 00:16:33,579 - Excuse me! - You're welcome... 219 00:16:34,705 --> 00:16:38,288 The monster's gone, Marianna. You can come out now. 220 00:16:39,609 --> 00:16:41,384 This wig is making my head sweat... 221 00:16:44,302 --> 00:16:46,273 Come on! The coast is clear, let's go! 222 00:16:49,474 --> 00:16:50,974 Oh! I'm naked! 223 00:16:52,954 --> 00:16:56,648 - Ulrico! - Come back! I'll kill you! 224 00:17:05,949 --> 00:17:08,483 Wait for me, Marianna! Yikes! I slipped! 225 00:17:13,233 --> 00:17:15,468 My hero! 226 00:17:17,727 --> 00:17:19,296 It was nothing... 227 00:17:35,297 --> 00:17:37,297 I always have trouble remembering how the rest of it goes. 228 00:17:37,298 --> 00:17:42,163 Oh, you were fantastic! The look on Ulrico's face when he got hit... 229 00:17:43,195 --> 00:17:46,545 - You're so beautiful! - And you're a sweet man! 230 00:17:46,746 --> 00:17:50,560 I'm beginning to feel that something is growing between us. Are you coming up? 231 00:17:51,261 --> 00:17:52,861 - Excuse me! - So, would you like to come up? 232 00:17:52,862 --> 00:17:55,398 I'd really love to, but I have to get back to Rome. 233 00:17:55,399 --> 00:17:58,920 Come on. Just for ten minutes... and one little drink. I know I can trust you. 234 00:17:59,021 --> 00:18:00,421 You're looking at a gentleman. 235 00:18:00,933 --> 00:18:04,932 Mama's asleep, but I think we should wake her so you can get to know each other. 236 00:18:05,060 --> 00:18:07,301 And we can tell her all about what happened today! 237 00:18:07,772 --> 00:18:12,092 No, she needs her sleep! I don't want to do that. It could be a real shock to your mother. 238 00:18:12,786 --> 00:18:14,412 How sensitive you are! 239 00:18:14,609 --> 00:18:18,447 I'll go in, and before following, you count to one hundred. 240 00:18:18,557 --> 00:18:21,352 We have a lot of nosy neighbors. 241 00:18:22,282 --> 00:18:25,707 - First floor, apartment 3. - First floor, number 3! I've got it! 242 00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:28,997 - I'll be waiting for you, my little piggy! - Ciao, my little bunny! 243 00:18:32,617 --> 00:18:34,686 Mother of God, what a beautiful woman! 244 00:18:34,687 --> 00:18:38,287 What should I do? She said count to one hundred... 245 00:18:38,339 --> 00:18:41,382 One, two, three... what do you want? I want to get my hands on those tits... 246 00:18:41,691 --> 00:18:44,602 Thirty, thirty-one. Better lock the car so someone doesn't steal it! 247 00:18:44,982 --> 00:18:49,290 71,72,73,85,87,98... Ninety and nine, and here I come! 248 00:18:49,962 --> 00:18:52,598 Who's that? Oh, it's you, Ulrico! 249 00:18:53,117 --> 00:18:55,234 I have no interest in your girl, honest! 250 00:18:55,235 --> 00:18:57,735 I'm a real football fan. Come to watch you every Sunday. 251 00:18:57,992 --> 00:19:00,404 What are you doing? That was my door! 252 00:19:01,046 --> 00:19:03,599 I love football! Don't touch me ... 253 00:19:17,959 --> 00:19:19,457 What a disaster... 254 00:19:20,613 --> 00:19:23,344 - Let me give you a hand. - Gently... 255 00:19:24,247 --> 00:19:26,653 - Thanks. Thanks a lot. - That'll be 280.000... 256 00:19:27,210 --> 00:19:30,200 - 280.000? - From Rivigo to Rome is quite a trip. 257 00:19:31,003 --> 00:19:33,814 I don't know if I have that on me... Here's 300.000, let me have the change. 258 00:19:34,348 --> 00:19:36,553 - Got none... - Keep it. A big tip! 259 00:19:37,088 --> 00:19:39,733 - And the washing machine? - Put it there! Wherever! 260 00:19:40,386 --> 00:19:42,056 Goodbye! 261 00:19:43,680 --> 00:19:47,420 My God, what a monster! Those weren't hands, they were pile-drivers. 262 00:19:48,351 --> 00:19:51,133 Marianna! Marianna... 263 00:19:54,863 --> 00:19:57,800 - You're up! - What happened to you, Domenico? 264 00:19:57,901 --> 00:19:59,880 - I ran into a monster. - A monster did this to you? 265 00:19:59,949 --> 00:20:03,924 A monster... No, a monster truck on the highway squashed me in the car. 266 00:20:04,234 --> 00:20:07,470 - Shouldn't you go to the hospital? - No... I'm feeling fine now. 267 00:20:07,509 --> 00:20:09,040 You should have seen me earlier... 268 00:20:09,649 --> 00:20:12,554 Lie back down! Don't worry about it! I feel fine. 269 00:20:12,995 --> 00:20:14,223 I feel better now. 270 00:20:15,749 --> 00:20:17,220 I feel great! 271 00:20:19,070 --> 00:20:21,433 - Occupied! - What do you mean, occupied? 272 00:20:21,694 --> 00:20:23,960 You're studying in the bathroom at this hour? 273 00:20:24,048 --> 00:20:28,544 Mama said I should study my catechism early in the morning when my mind is fresh. 274 00:20:28,975 --> 00:20:32,161 Catechism? That's right, this is the year of your first communion. 275 00:20:32,686 --> 00:20:34,765 Why are you wearing goggles, papa? 276 00:20:34,888 --> 00:20:37,605 Sure, glasses, you swiney little rat! 277 00:20:39,318 --> 00:20:41,549 Good grief! What have you been eating, wood mice? 278 00:20:41,991 --> 00:20:44,319 - Beans! - I understand! 279 00:20:44,413 --> 00:20:46,205 Why aren't you using the toilet? 280 00:20:46,750 --> 00:20:49,530 Mama says she wants to see if I have worms. 281 00:20:49,678 --> 00:20:51,096 You have worms... 282 00:20:58,289 --> 00:21:01,134 Did you see Aristide studying? 283 00:21:01,235 --> 00:21:03,535 I saw him... and heard him. 284 00:21:05,731 --> 00:21:08,937 Turn out the light and go back to sleep, dear. Don't worry about me. 285 00:21:10,514 --> 00:21:11,966 I'm fine. 286 00:21:13,575 --> 00:21:15,698 Are you sure there isn't something I can do for you, darling? 287 00:21:16,652 --> 00:21:20,420 You're squeezing my hand. No thanks... I don't need anything. 288 00:21:20,617 --> 00:21:22,287 Good night! 289 00:21:24,590 --> 00:21:27,858 Even at this hour he's getting his therapeutic workout. 290 00:21:36,710 --> 00:21:39,337 - Hello? My dear friend, this is Marianna... - Marianna? 291 00:21:39,365 --> 00:21:41,348 - Excuse me, but I don't ... - Don't say anything. 292 00:21:41,453 --> 00:21:46,365 You were so brave. You fought like a tiger, darling. Anyone else would have run away. 293 00:21:46,369 --> 00:21:48,514 - But, who... ? - Come see me again soon, darling! 294 00:21:48,515 --> 00:21:50,500 - How did you get this number? - I called information. 295 00:21:50,501 --> 00:21:52,214 - Wait a minute! Where are you going? - I'm still here... 296 00:21:52,215 --> 00:21:54,415 I wasn't talking to you. Do you know what you've done? 297 00:21:54,779 --> 00:21:56,420 Fuck you, you pig! You disgusting pig! 298 00:21:56,655 --> 00:21:59,294 Now you can talk to your floozy as long as you want. 299 00:21:59,410 --> 00:22:02,997 Your little Marianna just had to call you! Just to say good morning? 300 00:22:03,083 --> 00:22:05,952 - Let me explain! - You can take your explanations and shove them! 301 00:22:06,037 --> 00:22:08,384 Would you please calm down? Don't you understand? 302 00:22:09,556 --> 00:22:10,993 There! I'm calm now. 303 00:22:12,976 --> 00:22:14,803 You can fuck yourself! 304 00:22:15,030 --> 00:22:16,559 Who the hell is Marianna... ? 305 00:22:17,613 --> 00:22:21,455 Wouldn't it have been better to total it? 800.000 plus VAT. Do you want to see the bill? 306 00:22:21,489 --> 00:22:24,791 I'd rather not see the bill. You should send it to that monster... 307 00:22:24,895 --> 00:22:27,808 - Don't you have insurance? - He threw me up in the air... 308 00:22:27,809 --> 00:22:29,582 - Domenico! - Hey, stupid! 309 00:22:29,628 --> 00:22:32,978 Domenico... Hello, old man! 310 00:22:33,105 --> 00:22:36,127 - Ow... my arm hurts! - What happened to you? And what's this? 311 00:22:36,423 --> 00:22:39,940 - So tell me, what happened to you! - I was with my new lover. 312 00:22:40,004 --> 00:22:41,926 - With a woman? - No, a policeman! 313 00:22:42,071 --> 00:22:44,112 Of course a woman, Gabrielle! 314 00:22:44,257 --> 00:22:48,593 Impossible! Domenico with a woman? You know what this will do? Say goodbye to your reputation... 315 00:22:48,594 --> 00:22:51,088 You think I gave her my real name? 316 00:22:51,730 --> 00:22:54,044 - No? - I gave her somebody else's name... 317 00:22:54,136 --> 00:22:57,300 - That was pretty clever... - I gave her your name! 318 00:22:57,556 --> 00:22:59,759 Are you crazy? Why did you use my name? 319 00:22:59,997 --> 00:23:02,949 What's wrong with that? You're single. What do you care? 320 00:23:03,120 --> 00:23:06,186 Might it be someone from... Rovigo? 321 00:23:06,427 --> 00:23:08,282 Did my wife tell you that I was in Rovigo? 322 00:23:08,332 --> 00:23:11,375 No, your wife didn't tell me. I just happened to get a call from... 323 00:23:11,692 --> 00:23:14,257 - ...Marianna! - How do you know her? 324 00:23:14,365 --> 00:23:19,029 Damn you, Petrozzelli! You ruined the best piece of ass of my entire life! 325 00:23:19,298 --> 00:23:22,685 I'll kill you! You son of a bitch! 326 00:23:22,686 --> 00:23:25,686 I'll tear you limb from limb! I'll rip that bald head off... 327 00:23:29,642 --> 00:23:32,115 It's the phone. I'll be right back... 328 00:23:35,538 --> 00:23:37,709 - Hello? - Hello, darling. It's your Marianna... 329 00:23:37,889 --> 00:23:39,867 Who? It's you, Marianna! 330 00:23:40,422 --> 00:23:42,921 Marianna! Just a moment! 331 00:23:49,995 --> 00:23:51,534 What is it? What has happened? 332 00:23:51,759 --> 00:23:53,570 It's robbers! I'm sure it is! 333 00:23:53,571 --> 00:23:57,468 - Stop screaming! Turn on the light. - I'm afraid, Domenico! 334 00:23:57,996 --> 00:23:59,330 Help, Domenico! 335 00:24:00,244 --> 00:24:04,448 - Don't leave me, Domenico... - Calm down... I know what this is. 336 00:24:05,067 --> 00:24:07,881 That's Gabrielle upstairs. That's a signal. He needs help! 337 00:24:08,405 --> 00:24:10,745 - I'll come with you. - No, stay here. He may be sick. 338 00:24:12,305 --> 00:24:14,797 - Mama, I'm scared! - Scared of what? 339 00:24:15,451 --> 00:24:18,559 - I don't want to be abducted. - If only they would take you away... 340 00:24:18,826 --> 00:24:21,945 - He wants his mama! - Come to mama, my baby. 341 00:24:23,516 --> 00:24:25,801 Were you scared, darling? 342 00:24:38,883 --> 00:24:41,474 - Where is she? - She's on the phone. 343 00:24:43,343 --> 00:24:45,502 - What? The chair was in the way! - Who are you? 344 00:24:45,504 --> 00:24:48,936 Excuse me! I didn't know he had company. Move over.... 345 00:24:49,067 --> 00:24:52,214 Now be quiet! Hello! 346 00:24:52,696 --> 00:24:54,249 Hello! Gabrielle? 347 00:24:55,995 --> 00:24:59,333 - I heard a scream. - That was the dog. Wait! 348 00:25:01,569 --> 00:25:03,393 The bitch is in heat! 349 00:25:03,394 --> 00:25:05,537 Yes, the dog belongs to the guy who answered the phone... 350 00:25:07,087 --> 00:25:08,929 Tell your sister this dog bites! 351 00:25:10,395 --> 00:25:14,515 - Don't touch me, you creep! - Get your hands off her... 352 00:25:14,516 --> 00:25:18,851 Knock it off! Can't you see that I'm on the phone? 353 00:25:19,026 --> 00:25:21,096 Are you still there? Hello! My love! 354 00:25:21,097 --> 00:25:23,023 That bitch bit my hand! 355 00:25:24,558 --> 00:25:26,556 Listen! I have to hurry. There are people waiting to use the phone. 356 00:25:26,615 --> 00:25:32,144 Anyhow, I just got into the station. It was a spur of the moment idea... 357 00:25:33,378 --> 00:25:35,140 You're at the station? Are you taking a trip somewhere? 358 00:25:35,478 --> 00:25:37,829 No, silly. I just arrived. I'm in Rome! 359 00:25:38,573 --> 00:25:40,816 You, you ...... 360 00:25:42,439 --> 00:25:45,192 - You're at the station in Rome? - I thought I'd surprise you. 361 00:25:45,193 --> 00:25:47,081 Aren't you excited? 362 00:25:48,172 --> 00:25:50,987 I'll catch a taxi and see you soon. 363 00:25:52,764 --> 00:25:54,039 Holy Benedetto! 364 00:25:54,648 --> 00:25:58,133 She's on her way in a cab. I'm ruined, Gabrielle! Ruined... 365 00:25:58,222 --> 00:26:00,488 All I want is for you to leave. 366 00:26:01,297 --> 00:26:03,855 My nurse needs to finish her therapy. So bug off! 367 00:26:04,683 --> 00:26:07,399 Didn't you hear what I said? She's on her way to the home of 'Gabrielle'. 368 00:26:08,124 --> 00:26:10,882 She'll arrive at any minute to see you... to see me! 369 00:26:11,473 --> 00:26:14,216 Gabrielle, you have to lend me your apartment. Please, I beg you! 370 00:26:14,843 --> 00:26:17,962 Lend you my apartment? Do you have shit for brains? Not a chance! 371 00:26:18,639 --> 00:26:21,486 You would do this to me? We're friends! You've always helped me. 372 00:26:22,685 --> 00:26:25,433 Don't abandon me in my hour of need! We love one another. 373 00:26:25,633 --> 00:26:28,610 We've always been inseparable, man and boy! We grew up together. 374 00:26:28,836 --> 00:26:32,491 - Friends since we were this big. - Friends through thick and thin! 375 00:26:33,401 --> 00:26:35,911 There's something strange going on here! 376 00:26:36,746 --> 00:26:39,637 I don't want anything to do with you two perverts. I'm out of here! Goodbye! 377 00:26:40,389 --> 00:26:42,858 Wait! Let me explain! 378 00:26:42,959 --> 00:26:44,260 She's gone! 379 00:26:46,581 --> 00:26:50,434 Is that any way to treat your best friend? Just because she leaves, you belt me in the mouth? 380 00:26:50,823 --> 00:26:53,029 What did I do? I didn't make the bitch leave. We've known each other since childhood... 381 00:26:53,030 --> 00:26:56,603 Domenico! For the second time, you've cost me a therapist! 382 00:26:56,604 --> 00:27:00,781 There won't be a third. I'm going down to your wife, and tell her everything! 383 00:27:01,054 --> 00:27:05,577 No, Gabrielle! Are you crazy? You don't want to do that! What would you tell her? 384 00:27:05,578 --> 00:27:08,378 What am I going to tell her? That's the question. 385 00:27:08,379 --> 00:27:10,089 I need an excuse to get out of the house. 386 00:27:10,862 --> 00:27:13,753 I know! I've got it! I'll say I have to go to Bologna. No this is better... 387 00:27:13,823 --> 00:27:17,555 I'm going downstairs. You wait a few minutes, and then give me a call... 388 00:27:19,068 --> 00:27:22,200 - How is Gabrielle? - Sick as a dog... a bad fever. 389 00:27:22,298 --> 00:27:24,733 Sneezing! Feels terrible... 390 00:27:26,434 --> 00:27:29,761 - Are you calling the doctor? - What doctor? I gave him an aspirin. 391 00:27:30,149 --> 00:27:31,782 Then why did you pick up the phone? 392 00:27:31,874 --> 00:27:34,896 I didn't realize I picked it up. You have a dying friend, you become a nervous wreck. 393 00:27:35,797 --> 00:27:36,797 Just look at the time... 394 00:27:36,869 --> 00:27:40,475 - Then come to bed! - Right, I can't sleep standing up. 395 00:27:45,480 --> 00:27:47,948 Oh, my heart! What's this? 396 00:27:48,076 --> 00:27:51,575 He had a bad dream, the poor baby. He wanted to sleep with mama and papa. 397 00:27:53,225 --> 00:27:56,975 - Aristide, try not to kick your papa tonight. - I'll poke your eyes out if you do... 398 00:27:57,045 --> 00:27:59,943 - I can't sleep, I'm so sweaty. - Just relax... 399 00:28:01,678 --> 00:28:03,378 - Goodnight. - Goodnight... 400 00:28:05,231 --> 00:28:06,770 Hello? Yes? 401 00:28:06,989 --> 00:28:10,519 It's me. Are you ready? Damn ... 402 00:28:10,895 --> 00:28:13,217 Yes, Your Eminence... 403 00:28:14,087 --> 00:28:16,522 No, you're not disturbing me. What can I do for you? 404 00:28:17,143 --> 00:28:20,360 I'm calling from one of my cathedrals to tell you that my apartment is yours at two a.m. 405 00:28:21,075 --> 00:28:24,151 That's an emergency, alright! Tomorrow morning at seven? 406 00:28:24,305 --> 00:28:28,301 I'll meet you at the cathedral as soon as the doors open. Goodbye, Your Eminence. 407 00:28:29,378 --> 00:28:31,299 It was Bishop Lucille. I have to go to Bologna. 408 00:28:32,012 --> 00:28:34,122 - Domenico! - I have no choice. I have to leave immediately! 409 00:28:34,391 --> 00:28:37,689 - Why at this hour of the night? - For an order of 40 million - that's why. 410 00:28:42,097 --> 00:28:44,785 Come on! She's buzzing from downstairs! 411 00:28:45,534 --> 00:28:48,268 - What is that on your head? - My wife insisted - says I'll get an ear ache. 412 00:28:48,821 --> 00:28:51,317 Don't forget... You return from Bologna tomorrow morning. 413 00:28:52,219 --> 00:28:54,722 - My God, Marianna's in the elevator! - Where are you going? 414 00:28:55,248 --> 00:28:57,034 Wait! Here's the key... 415 00:28:58,524 --> 00:29:02,006 - Hold high the honor of the house! - I'll do my best... 416 00:29:07,188 --> 00:29:09,345 It's such a pleasure to see you again, Marianna. I'm so glad you came. 417 00:29:09,918 --> 00:29:12,736 I love you, love you. From the first moment I saw, I fell in love with you. 418 00:29:13,260 --> 00:29:15,495 I am Gabrielle Archangeli of Bologna. The lover and seducer of beautiful women. 419 00:29:16,016 --> 00:29:18,998 The first time I heard your voice, I was lost... 420 00:29:19,749 --> 00:29:22,675 When I first saw... Make the bed! 421 00:29:23,875 --> 00:29:27,455 Ring! Blankets! And the perfume... 422 00:29:31,206 --> 00:29:33,286 And you... you must be brave! 423 00:29:34,696 --> 00:29:37,835 Darling! At last... 424 00:29:38,399 --> 00:29:41,279 I'm afraid I've awakened everyone in the building. 425 00:29:41,280 --> 00:29:43,920 I didn't know which bell was yours, so I rang them all. 426 00:29:43,933 --> 00:29:46,711 - I couldn't find the name plate. - Be quiet! 427 00:29:47,052 --> 00:29:48,998 - Who was that? - My love! 428 00:29:49,541 --> 00:29:51,817 - Hold me! Take me in your arms, darling... - Cut the crap! 429 00:29:52,398 --> 00:29:54,672 - Hey! You missed! - Go to bed! 430 00:29:54,767 --> 00:29:57,098 - It's such a pleasure to see you again... - What? Why are you whispering like that? 431 00:29:57,124 --> 00:30:01,846 - Don't talk so loudly. - Come inside and let Marianna take care of you! 432 00:30:02,060 --> 00:30:03,998 Silence! 433 00:30:06,019 --> 00:30:08,743 - My darling! - I'm so happy to be here! 434 00:30:08,801 --> 00:30:12,837 - It's such a pleasure to see you again, Marianna. - I love your home! It's beautiful... 435 00:30:13,164 --> 00:30:15,117 It's such a pleasure to see you again... 436 00:30:15,203 --> 00:30:16,845 But I'm already a bit sad... 437 00:30:18,629 --> 00:30:20,497 ... that you'll be leaving in the morning. 438 00:30:21,543 --> 00:30:24,502 Let's not talk about that. Just sit down here next to me! 439 00:30:24,503 --> 00:30:26,203 But we need to talk, my love. 440 00:30:26,248 --> 00:30:29,453 Like, how I'll suffer when you go back to Rivigo. You are taking the early train back, aren't you? 441 00:30:30,174 --> 00:30:32,955 - No... I want to stay with you, Gabrielle. - Don't worry, I'll come see you in Rivigo. 442 00:30:33,358 --> 00:30:38,017 I didn't tell you. Something happened after you left Rivigo. 443 00:30:38,018 --> 00:30:39,603 What happened? 444 00:30:40,036 --> 00:30:43,114 - Because of Ulrico, I got fired. - Oh, Saint Benedetto! 445 00:30:43,392 --> 00:30:46,233 Do you know the other reason why I came to Rome? 446 00:30:46,953 --> 00:30:50,138 I'm going to audition for the chorus in the opera here. 447 00:30:51,185 --> 00:30:53,752 Tell me if I'm in voice... 448 00:31:05,042 --> 00:31:09,641 It's from a French sculptor. A megalomaniac. He does everything on a large scale. 449 00:31:09,970 --> 00:31:13,417 Such a nice home. I really love it! 450 00:31:13,789 --> 00:31:16,013 May I see the rest of it? 451 00:31:18,218 --> 00:31:22,852 It's so attractive, just like its owner. I feel safe here. 452 00:31:22,935 --> 00:31:26,278 That man is so violent. I must get away from him. 453 00:31:26,279 --> 00:31:28,279 - What man? - Ulrico... 454 00:31:28,280 --> 00:31:30,209 Virgin Benedetta! The monster? 455 00:31:31,546 --> 00:31:34,590 Yikes! They can hear everything on the floor below. 456 00:31:35,280 --> 00:31:37,724 I hope he doesn't know you've come here. 457 00:31:38,298 --> 00:31:42,190 Oh, no... I only told mama. She'll find something to tell him. Don't worry about it. 458 00:31:43,395 --> 00:31:45,919 But you.... 459 00:31:47,673 --> 00:31:49,316 - You're different. - Is that so? 460 00:31:49,317 --> 00:31:51,713 - You're tender... - Tender? 461 00:31:51,714 --> 00:31:55,315 - I can't leave you. - You're so beautiful! 462 00:31:57,486 --> 00:31:59,816 I want to make love to you now! 463 00:32:03,226 --> 00:32:08,999 Hey! The bed's like a trampoline! How exciting! 464 00:32:10,103 --> 00:32:12,858 Gabrielle? What are you doing down there? 465 00:32:13,148 --> 00:32:16,508 Did you hurt yourself? What did you do to your mouth? 466 00:32:16,509 --> 00:32:18,109 You're so amusing... 467 00:32:20,260 --> 00:32:22,978 - Now, get undressed! Let's make love. - You don't need to tell me twice! 468 00:32:23,716 --> 00:32:26,736 - We'll do it all! We'll do everything! - Come on baby, I'm ready! 469 00:32:32,633 --> 00:32:35,058 We'll do it again and again... 470 00:32:38,657 --> 00:32:39,996 Someone's at the door... 471 00:32:55,003 --> 00:32:57,406 Gabrielle? Are you sick? 472 00:32:58,343 --> 00:33:01,312 Are you sick? I heard groaning... 473 00:33:02,999 --> 00:33:05,699 Just a little head cold. I'm fine... 474 00:33:06,159 --> 00:33:07,665 Gabrielle, why don't you open the door? 475 00:33:07,688 --> 00:33:14,028 - I don't have any clothes on... - Your voice sounds a little odd. 476 00:33:14,029 --> 00:33:17,829 Yes, my nose is all stuffed up with snot... 477 00:33:18,403 --> 00:33:21,705 If you should need me, all you have to do is bang on the floor, and I'll hear you. 478 00:33:21,706 --> 00:33:22,906 Thanks... I appreciate that. 479 00:33:22,853 --> 00:33:25,554 - Good night! - Yes. Good night! 480 00:33:30,721 --> 00:33:34,228 What a miracle. You're naked... in my bed! 481 00:33:34,381 --> 00:33:36,838 - Who was that at the door? - It was... who was he? 482 00:33:36,887 --> 00:33:39,610 That was the gas man. He wanted to read the meter. 483 00:33:40,251 --> 00:33:41,919 At this hour of the night? 484 00:33:41,923 --> 00:33:45,134 They come at night. I recognized the voice... 485 00:33:45,135 --> 00:33:47,843 - I'm ready for love... - I'll be right there, baby. 486 00:33:47,844 --> 00:33:52,144 - Come on... faster! - One more moment! Just let me take this off... 487 00:33:52,545 --> 00:33:57,664 No one would believe this. We'll have to do it gently, or else the bed will bang the floor. 488 00:34:03,146 --> 00:34:05,863 Oh no! That woman will think that I called her! Please don't take it as the signal! 489 00:34:14,352 --> 00:34:15,878 Giovanna... 490 00:34:16,944 --> 00:34:18,011 Giovanna! 491 00:34:20,212 --> 00:34:21,412 Giovanna!! 492 00:34:25,119 --> 00:34:27,853 - Who is it? - It's Gabrielle... 493 00:34:27,999 --> 00:34:30,168 - Why are you here? - To visit you... 494 00:34:30,252 --> 00:34:33,187 - I'll buzz you in, but be quiet. - What kind of brothel is this? 495 00:34:35,362 --> 00:34:38,209 - Ah... Gabrielle, it's you. How are you? - Hi, gorgeous! 496 00:34:38,419 --> 00:34:41,024 Wow! The girls are all here! 497 00:34:41,786 --> 00:34:44,867 Now, who wants to be destroyed in bed by the world's greatest lover? 498 00:34:45,511 --> 00:34:48,660 I'm sorry, Gabrielle! You've come too late. 499 00:34:49,422 --> 00:34:51,984 The girls are exhausted. They've been at it all day long. 500 00:34:52,015 --> 00:34:54,901 - I'm tired! - It was a tough day. 501 00:34:55,515 --> 00:34:58,520 - Every guy in Rome woke up with the hots today. - So did I. You know what I mean? 502 00:34:58,867 --> 00:35:01,422 - I need my sleep, Gabrielle! - Where are you going? 503 00:35:02,203 --> 00:35:04,636 - Good night, Gabrielle! - Are you leaving, too? 504 00:35:06,514 --> 00:35:09,429 What is this, a mass exodus? Everyone's leaving? 505 00:35:10,191 --> 00:35:13,086 At least you're still here, Giovanna! After all that was between us... 506 00:35:13,461 --> 00:35:16,329 What do say, pussycat? Something simple? Just a quickie. 507 00:35:16,532 --> 00:35:19,345 We could do it gently. Just a kiss ... 508 00:35:19,556 --> 00:35:23,493 And I promise, I won't touch you for the rest of the night. 509 00:35:25,923 --> 00:35:28,477 I know you too well, you have to do it all night. 510 00:35:28,478 --> 00:35:31,478 You'd better just sleep here on the couch. Good night, love. 511 00:35:34,243 --> 00:35:37,344 Damn you, Domenico! I hope your dick falls off! 512 00:35:43,505 --> 00:35:46,984 Will you look at that! Everyone's getting it, but me! It's a conspiracy. 513 00:35:47,468 --> 00:35:49,410 They do this and then hang on the wall? 514 00:35:55,929 --> 00:35:59,947 It just isn't working, baby. I don't understand, this never happened to me before. 515 00:36:01,178 --> 00:36:06,174 Well, don't worry about it. I'm sure it's just a case of opening-night jitters. 516 00:36:07,909 --> 00:36:10,906 We can try again tomorrow. Okay? 517 00:36:13,931 --> 00:36:17,396 Good night. Get some rest, my love! 518 00:36:18,331 --> 00:36:21,421 Tomorrow after I get back from my audition... 519 00:36:21,962 --> 00:36:24,835 We'll stay in bed all day and make love. 520 00:36:24,919 --> 00:36:27,587 Damn! You traitor! 521 00:36:51,460 --> 00:36:54,758 Send down the lift, okay? Thanks a lot... 522 00:36:56,061 --> 00:36:58,031 Nothing works! 523 00:37:10,433 --> 00:37:14,353 No! The answer is no! Domenico, in my book, "no" means no! 524 00:37:14,490 --> 00:37:17,833 There's no need to shout, Gabrielle. I just had a case of opening-night jitters. 525 00:37:18,159 --> 00:37:21,819 And I was tired last night. I'll be rejuvenated with this big breakfast by the times she returns. 526 00:37:22,066 --> 00:37:25,216 You used my bathrobe, the flowers, the dishes. You've moved right in, haven't you? 527 00:37:25,217 --> 00:37:28,453 Excuse me. You're the one who said, "Make yourself at home, Domenico." Right? 528 00:37:28,654 --> 00:37:30,899 So now you're waiting for your angel to return? 529 00:37:30,900 --> 00:37:33,400 I've told you; do I need to tell her, too? Get out! 530 00:37:36,055 --> 00:37:38,022 I don't understand why you're being so unreasonable. 531 00:37:38,023 --> 00:37:40,453 All I'm asking for is enough time to prove myself. 532 00:37:40,455 --> 00:37:42,860 Just give me a little time. Another 24 hours won't kill you. 533 00:37:42,956 --> 00:37:44,664 That would make it... 534 00:37:54,805 --> 00:37:57,142 Domenico! Don't do that... 535 00:37:57,520 --> 00:38:01,099 Please Domenico! That's enough. You're beginning to make me feel uncomfortable. 536 00:38:01,100 --> 00:38:05,882 Come on... off your knees, Domenico. This is embarrassing! 537 00:38:07,998 --> 00:38:10,615 Stop your groveling! I can't take it any more... 538 00:38:12,917 --> 00:38:16,324 Alright! One more night. I'll manage okay, since we're pals. 539 00:38:17,075 --> 00:38:20,120 But tomorrow, for sure! If I find you here, it'll be your ass! 540 00:38:20,369 --> 00:38:22,641 I'm sick of you busting my balls... 541 00:38:23,434 --> 00:38:25,340 ...or burning my balls! 542 00:38:26,306 --> 00:38:29,066 Concierge! 543 00:38:30,450 --> 00:38:32,776 Is no one here? 544 00:38:36,408 --> 00:38:39,760 Excuse me! Could you tell me where I might find Mr. Domenico Petruzzelli? 545 00:38:40,381 --> 00:38:42,761 Petruzzelli? He's on the fifth floor... 546 00:38:43,457 --> 00:38:45,834 If you see him, tell him he's an asshole! 547 00:38:46,723 --> 00:38:48,926 - Have a nice day! - What's that supposed to mean? 548 00:38:49,033 --> 00:38:52,210 - Have a nice day! - Screw your nice day! 549 00:38:53,046 --> 00:38:55,224 I should have wished him a bad day! 550 00:38:56,601 --> 00:38:58,919 It's me, Elena, can you hear me? Elena? 551 00:38:59,271 --> 00:39:01,035 Where are you, Domenico? 552 00:39:01,736 --> 00:39:06,288 I'm in, uh... Bologna. I've been on the road all day. 553 00:39:06,313 --> 00:39:09,223 I'm afraid I'm going to have to stay an extra day. 554 00:39:09,224 --> 00:39:12,145 The way I'm working, I hope I can keep it up. 555 00:39:12,346 --> 00:39:17,615 You're so overworked, poor angel. It's a nice sunny day here. How's the weather in Bologna? 556 00:39:21,098 --> 00:39:25,987 - Here in Bologna? We're in a thick fog. - Remember to keep your ears covered, dear. 557 00:39:26,570 --> 00:39:31,123 The wind is picking up, and the temperature is dropping. Minus 4 degrees. 558 00:39:31,503 --> 00:39:34,641 - Is there any need to shout like that? - I'm in Bologna, aren't I? 559 00:39:34,688 --> 00:39:39,652 The line seems quite good, like you're next door. I have to buy a pair of shoes for Aristide. 560 00:39:39,798 --> 00:39:44,213 Don't buy any shoes. With those kids at school, he'll lose them. Do you understood? 561 00:39:44,504 --> 00:39:46,408 - Gotta go now. Ciao! - Ciao! 562 00:39:46,830 --> 00:39:49,086 When I have time, I'll give you another call. Bye! 563 00:39:51,549 --> 00:39:54,929 That's taken care of. My wife thinks I'm in Bologna... 564 00:39:55,202 --> 00:39:59,033 Marianna is at her audition. You're a dragon, Domenico! 565 00:39:59,500 --> 00:40:02,549 A dragon with firey balls... but they're feeling a little better. 566 00:40:06,712 --> 00:40:10,114 Diuretic? I bet these will do some good. 567 00:40:10,774 --> 00:40:13,589 That was refreshing! 568 00:40:14,825 --> 00:40:17,798 Who's that? I hope Gabrielle hasn't changed his mind. 569 00:40:21,656 --> 00:40:24,847 - God be with you! - The spirit with be you... Who is it? 570 00:40:25,021 --> 00:40:27,458 It's Father Giacinto, Petruzzelli! 571 00:40:28,005 --> 00:40:30,330 Ah, Father Giacinto! I didn't recognize your voice. 572 00:40:30,457 --> 00:40:33,506 Cardinal Bote is expecting you at the Vatican. May I come in? 573 00:40:33,514 --> 00:40:37,356 Not yet... I'm still in my pajamas. 574 00:40:37,413 --> 00:40:40,415 - I'll join you downstairs. - I'll be waiting by the car. 575 00:40:40,428 --> 00:40:41,756 God be praised! 576 00:40:57,376 --> 00:41:00,524 Who's holding... who's holding the lift? I can't wait... 577 00:41:07,041 --> 00:41:09,943 - Your husband is away? - Yes, on business. 578 00:41:10,532 --> 00:41:13,835 Would you please buy me a newspaper? My husband is in Bologna. 579 00:41:16,970 --> 00:41:18,798 Come in and I'll get you some money! 580 00:41:29,446 --> 00:41:33,228 Excuse me, General, I'm with Catholic Charities collecting money for the poor. 581 00:41:33,562 --> 00:41:36,148 Catholic Charities is using prostitutes now? 582 00:41:36,440 --> 00:41:38,590 Come up and try me some time, you old fart... 583 00:41:40,979 --> 00:41:42,999 Who was that? 584 00:41:43,538 --> 00:41:46,674 You must pay closer attention to the kind of people you allow into the building. 585 00:42:38,149 --> 00:42:40,508 What's going on? What do you think you're doing back here? 586 00:42:40,760 --> 00:42:43,640 Excuse me, I didn't know anyone was here! Hey! What are you suggesting? 587 00:42:43,857 --> 00:42:46,139 I'm more normal than you. You got that? 588 00:42:48,053 --> 00:42:50,752 Stop! 589 00:42:51,410 --> 00:42:54,462 Driver! My clothes! 590 00:42:55,097 --> 00:42:57,966 They'll think I'm a transvestite in this get up! 591 00:43:23,778 --> 00:43:27,229 I wonder what's taking Petruzzelli so long. 592 00:43:34,973 --> 00:43:37,903 - What are you doing? - Sorry, Father, I had to go back in! 593 00:43:38,072 --> 00:43:42,776 I left the key in the lock as I was escaping... I mean coming down to join you in the limo. 594 00:43:42,886 --> 00:43:46,955 - I feel a little ... Can we go now? - Let's go! 595 00:43:55,266 --> 00:43:57,926 I can't hold it! I can't hold it! 596 00:43:58,551 --> 00:44:00,595 Why did I take that diuretic? 597 00:44:00,743 --> 00:44:03,814 - Here he is, Eminence... - My son! 598 00:44:04,526 --> 00:44:06,840 - Domenico, forgive me if I kept you waiting. - Your Eminence! 599 00:44:07,777 --> 00:44:09,977 Well, what do you think? 600 00:44:09,984 --> 00:44:12,361 I think it's a bit tight... that rotten Gabrielle. 601 00:44:12,905 --> 00:44:15,617 I mean, I was thinking of the archangel Gabriel when I cut it! 602 00:44:15,789 --> 00:44:19,637 In fact I'm glad you made it too tight. It's made me decide to lose a few pounds. 603 00:44:19,770 --> 00:44:22,337 But that's not why I summoned you here. 604 00:44:23,020 --> 00:44:25,164 I have wonderful news for you, my son. 605 00:44:25,875 --> 00:44:27,966 Your official confirmation arrived today. 606 00:44:28,257 --> 00:44:33,089 You're to be a Knight of the Holy Order. 607 00:44:34,876 --> 00:44:37,648 What is it? You don't act overjoyed. 608 00:44:38,023 --> 00:44:40,082 I couldn't be happier, Your Eminence. 609 00:44:40,118 --> 00:44:43,609 It makes me want to dance. You see how happy I am? 610 00:44:43,935 --> 00:44:45,670 - Eminence! - Yes? 611 00:44:45,680 --> 00:44:48,282 Cardinal Mobuto is here to say fairwell! 612 00:44:48,885 --> 00:44:50,884 Excuse me. He leaves for Kenya tomorrow. 613 00:44:50,885 --> 00:44:52,885 I suggest you wait for me in the study. I won't be long. 614 00:44:52,915 --> 00:44:54,932 - Go on in! - Thanks! 615 00:44:58,365 --> 00:45:01,127 My bladder is going to burst! 616 00:45:03,215 --> 00:45:06,415 Where's the restroom here? I can't hold it... 617 00:45:06,809 --> 00:45:09,750 There's no toilet here! This is the library ... 618 00:45:11,370 --> 00:45:14,609 There's Mobuto, the priest to the giraffes! Where can I go? 619 00:45:15,453 --> 00:45:17,464 An empty bottle! Thank you, Lord... 620 00:45:17,559 --> 00:45:19,589 Same color, too. Who'll know the difference? 621 00:45:19,608 --> 00:45:21,846 Otherwise I'll die. I'll do it here. 622 00:45:27,171 --> 00:45:29,201 I think I could fill another bottle. 623 00:45:32,555 --> 00:45:36,021 I see that you're a real connoisseur! 624 00:45:36,673 --> 00:45:40,224 That was made by the good Brothers of San Genesio. 625 00:45:41,154 --> 00:45:43,254 It is a wonderful wine. 626 00:45:43,818 --> 00:45:46,912 - And it's good for you... - It is? 627 00:45:47,582 --> 00:45:49,644 - Here, drink up! - Me? 628 00:45:49,717 --> 00:45:52,386 - No, I'd better not... - I'll be offended. 629 00:45:52,446 --> 00:45:55,691 I have a lot of work... And I took the pledge, Eminence. 630 00:45:55,692 --> 00:46:00,390 - For this one time, I'll give you dispensation. - You mean I can drink this now? 631 00:46:00,464 --> 00:46:04,416 Yes, my son, and without sin. Just drink up... you'll like it! 632 00:46:09,396 --> 00:46:11,905 - Awesome! - There, you see? I was right? 633 00:46:12,052 --> 00:46:15,602 - How about you? - I have gastritis. I'm not allowed to touch it. 634 00:46:16,576 --> 00:46:18,473 Looking for someone, miss? 635 00:46:18,642 --> 00:46:21,854 - Mr. Gabrielle Archangeli, please! - I'm sorry, Mr. Archangeli has gone out. 636 00:46:21,923 --> 00:46:24,846 That's not possible. He said he'd be here, so he must be here. 637 00:46:24,910 --> 00:46:26,877 I tell you, I saw him leave with my own eyes ... 638 00:46:26,953 --> 00:46:30,402 If I were you, I'd make an appointment to have my eyes checked. 639 00:46:31,450 --> 00:46:33,752 - One moment! - What floor are you going to? 640 00:46:33,962 --> 00:46:35,816 The fourth floor. 641 00:46:39,740 --> 00:46:42,074 Where did she come from... ? 642 00:46:43,948 --> 00:46:47,268 There's 50, and 10... that makes 60. 643 00:46:48,061 --> 00:46:50,269 - That must be Aristide coming up! - Your receipt, ma'am! 644 00:46:52,680 --> 00:46:55,039 - Oh, my package... - Aristide! 645 00:46:57,007 --> 00:46:59,701 I got some on my jacket, too! 646 00:47:00,361 --> 00:47:03,127 - What a terrible thing to happen. - It's nothing... just some sugar. 647 00:47:03,265 --> 00:47:05,905 - I feel terrible. My boy running into you... - Really, it's nothing... 648 00:47:06,259 --> 00:47:11,396 - Oh look, cream horns with icing! - They're a bit squashed, but still good. 649 00:47:11,615 --> 00:47:14,024 Come inside for a minute, and I can put a brush to your jacket. 650 00:47:14,222 --> 00:47:16,877 - There's really no need to bother! - Please... 651 00:47:16,977 --> 00:47:19,277 - Goodbye, Ma'am! - Goodbye! 652 00:47:20,696 --> 00:47:23,265 - I don't want to bother you! - On the contrary! I feel responsible. 653 00:47:23,860 --> 00:47:28,216 I'm sorry ... I'm Marianna Tribalzi; a guest of Gabrielle Archangeli. 654 00:47:28,929 --> 00:47:31,231 My pleasure... 655 00:47:31,961 --> 00:47:34,996 Elena Petruzzelli! One moment... I'll get the brush. 656 00:47:37,367 --> 00:47:40,578 Look here. It's beautiful! 657 00:47:41,446 --> 00:47:44,491 A fountain. I would love to have one. 658 00:47:45,009 --> 00:47:47,802 - In the Roman style? - It is a gift from a Cardinal. 659 00:47:48,507 --> 00:47:51,507 My husband works in that field. 660 00:47:52,136 --> 00:47:54,794 - He's a priest? - How could he be a priest? 661 00:47:55,845 --> 00:47:58,195 No, he's a tailor for the clergy. 662 00:47:59,244 --> 00:48:01,494 What an unusual job! 663 00:48:01,635 --> 00:48:05,150 I've met all kinds of professionals, but never one who makes clothes for the clergy. 664 00:48:05,454 --> 00:48:09,046 He must be an interesting man. I would like to know more about him. 665 00:48:09,379 --> 00:48:12,714 He's an old-fashioned man. So honest and loyal. 666 00:48:12,925 --> 00:48:15,871 Shy and very reserved. 667 00:48:16,987 --> 00:48:19,075 - So very like my Gabrielle. - Gabrielle? 668 00:48:20,926 --> 00:48:23,405 That comes as a surprise to me. 669 00:48:23,801 --> 00:48:26,512 He always seemed like the type of man who... 670 00:48:26,513 --> 00:48:28,713 I'm sure he's a good person deep down inside, but... 671 00:48:29,477 --> 00:48:31,441 But... he can be a bit crude. 672 00:48:32,484 --> 00:48:35,766 He's so tender. A real gentleman. 673 00:48:35,915 --> 00:48:37,617 Gabrielle, a gentleman? 674 00:48:38,581 --> 00:48:43,191 If you say so ... Would you care for something? 675 00:48:43,268 --> 00:48:45,797 Maybe a little coffee, and one of these cream horns! 676 00:48:48,159 --> 00:48:50,775 I can't let anyone see me. I'm in Bologna. 677 00:48:56,399 --> 00:48:59,108 - Easy, Margherita. - Who is calling? 678 00:48:59,209 --> 00:49:01,763 Who's there? 679 00:49:05,571 --> 00:49:08,860 Mr. Petruzzelli! Didn't you go to Bologna? 680 00:49:09,406 --> 00:49:11,983 When a man goes to Bologna, can't he return to Rome again? 681 00:49:12,185 --> 00:49:14,316 - Your wife told my wife you went to Bologna. - If you see her again, you can tell her I'm back! 682 00:49:14,391 --> 00:49:16,548 - Does that work for you? - Sorry! 683 00:49:18,949 --> 00:49:21,030 What a mutton-head! 684 00:49:21,223 --> 00:49:23,473 When you want to see him, he's never there. When you don't want to see him... 685 00:49:23,826 --> 00:49:25,273 Now I'll have to report in to Elena... 686 00:49:25,474 --> 00:49:26,774 Goodbye, Aristide. 687 00:49:29,319 --> 00:49:32,280 A thought occurred to me! 688 00:49:32,752 --> 00:49:35,382 Perhaps your husband can help me. 689 00:49:35,883 --> 00:49:38,519 I would love to sing in church. 690 00:49:38,814 --> 00:49:42,535 I used to do it in Rovigo, but Rome is on another level. 691 00:49:42,820 --> 00:49:45,813 Maybe... he could help me get in to the choir school? 692 00:49:46,100 --> 00:49:48,813 I'm sure Domenico would do something to give you a hand. 693 00:49:49,110 --> 00:49:51,607 When he gets back to Rome, I'll ask him. 694 00:49:51,820 --> 00:49:55,282 I'm leaving for Rovigo tomorrow. I don't know when I'll return. 695 00:49:55,382 --> 00:49:57,511 Excuse me one moment! 696 00:49:58,045 --> 00:50:01,005 Hello? No, my husband isn't in Rome. 697 00:50:01,397 --> 00:50:03,235 - I'll get the door. - Thanks! 698 00:50:03,656 --> 00:50:04,975 Would you like to leave a message? 699 00:50:06,046 --> 00:50:09,280 - Please come in... Gabrielle! - Saint Benedetto... Marianna! 700 00:50:09,579 --> 00:50:12,204 - What are you doing here? - How did you know I was here? 701 00:50:12,558 --> 00:50:14,875 - Whose home is this? I'm in the wrong .... - Who is it? 702 00:50:15,522 --> 00:50:18,138 It's Gab.... What are you doing? 703 00:50:18,766 --> 00:50:22,539 - Where are you going? - To take care of a sick friend. 704 00:50:22,822 --> 00:50:25,777 - Are you leaving without waiting for me? - I need to call a doctor. 705 00:50:27,778 --> 00:50:29,628 - He's that sick? - He's dying... 706 00:50:30,501 --> 00:50:31,830 Who was that? 707 00:50:33,528 --> 00:50:35,980 - Gabrielle... - And he didn't stop in? 708 00:50:36,552 --> 00:50:38,731 Now what do I do? Marianna has made friends with Elena. 709 00:50:39,356 --> 00:50:42,204 The concierge knows that I'm back. I'm done for! 710 00:50:42,793 --> 00:50:45,677 Reputation gone. Business down the drain. No way out of it. 711 00:50:46,264 --> 00:50:49,243 Saints above! Give me a sign! 712 00:50:50,234 --> 00:50:54,399 What is it? Answer the door, you say? My prayers have been answered that quickly. 713 00:50:57,400 --> 00:50:59,926 What were you doing with that woman down there? I've known her for years. She's a terrible gossip. 714 00:50:59,927 --> 00:51:03,744 - I could have told you. She's just awful. - No... I like her. We're already friends. 715 00:51:03,835 --> 00:51:06,051 - How nice... friends. - Yes, friends... 716 00:51:06,100 --> 00:51:08,437 - Aren't you leaving for Rivigo tomorrow? - Is that what you want? 717 00:51:08,438 --> 00:51:12,244 - Just the thought causes me pain, my love! - Aren't you going to ask how it went? 718 00:51:12,245 --> 00:51:16,029 Oh yeah, sorry... How was your audition for the chorus? 719 00:51:16,040 --> 00:51:18,306 - Rotten! He wanted me to sleep with him. - With you? 720 00:51:18,439 --> 00:51:22,200 As always! Why aren't more men like you? 721 00:51:22,248 --> 00:51:24,958 - Oh, thank you! - You're always so sweet. 722 00:51:26,111 --> 00:51:29,593 - One must always be careful. - On the lookout! 723 00:51:30,675 --> 00:51:33,996 Like the concierge. The concierge! I have to run... 724 00:51:33,999 --> 00:51:36,418 By now the concierge has probably told my wi... why... 725 00:51:36,419 --> 00:51:38,058 Why am I telling you all this? 726 00:51:38,059 --> 00:51:39,959 I have a meeting with the concierge... at City Hall. That's it... 727 00:51:40,624 --> 00:51:43,730 - No, please don't go! - It is vitally important... 728 00:51:43,985 --> 00:51:47,366 - How can you think of someone else right now? - I have to look after my... 729 00:51:47,879 --> 00:51:50,080 Imagine what it's going to be like! My darling... 730 00:51:51,686 --> 00:51:53,264 I have a letter from the condominium administration, ma'am. 731 00:51:53,512 --> 00:51:56,617 - I forgot to give this to your husband. - My husband is in Bologna. 732 00:51:57,386 --> 00:52:00,904 - Come back to me soon, darling. - You're strangling me! 733 00:52:01,557 --> 00:52:03,870 I just saw your husband not five minutes ago. 734 00:52:04,180 --> 00:52:07,341 - I'm not crazy, ma'am. - No one said you're crazy. 735 00:52:07,476 --> 00:52:11,123 My husband phoned me from Bologna just a little while ago. Now please excuse me! 736 00:52:12,451 --> 00:52:16,826 I really have to go, baby. Otherwise, we'll all be sorry. Trust me! 737 00:52:17,088 --> 00:52:20,621 - You're right. I'm being selfish. - Now, excuse me... 738 00:52:23,792 --> 00:52:25,389 Yeah... sing, sing! 739 00:52:27,134 --> 00:52:31,889 The ring! My God! My life is such a mess! I'm so confused... 740 00:52:34,323 --> 00:52:36,400 - Hi, papa! - Hello, Aristide! Where are you going? 741 00:52:36,968 --> 00:52:39,503 To play football. Here... 742 00:52:40,076 --> 00:52:42,404 - On my father's grave, I'll... - Mama! It's papa! 743 00:52:42,998 --> 00:52:46,078 You're here, Domenico? You called from Bologna just two hours ago. 744 00:52:46,308 --> 00:52:49,310 Two hours ago? I guess I calculated badly. 745 00:52:49,444 --> 00:52:54,056 I was in Bolo ... I mean the highway. I was on the highway, coming back to Rome. 746 00:52:54,184 --> 00:52:55,975 The reason I called was because I knew you'd be worrying about me. 747 00:52:56,076 --> 00:52:59,376 So considerate. Are you tired? Can I fix you something to eat? 748 00:52:59,423 --> 00:53:02,378 - No thanks! I have a stomach ache. - How about a couple of cooked prunes? 749 00:53:02,454 --> 00:53:05,287 No thanks. Just a cup of coffee, please. 750 00:53:08,344 --> 00:53:11,668 That would be Marianna, Gabrielle's new fiancée. 751 00:53:12,501 --> 00:53:15,536 A real sweet girl, I must say. We hit it off right away. 752 00:53:16,096 --> 00:53:19,668 - I'm surprised you haven't seen her. - How could I? I was in Bologna. 753 00:53:19,973 --> 00:53:25,696 She's quite beautiful. Gabrielle must have something special that attracts these girls. 754 00:53:26,226 --> 00:53:29,361 - Before I forget, Marianna asked a favor of you. - How could she? I never met her. 755 00:53:29,976 --> 00:53:33,578 She wants an audition at the choir school. I told her I was sure you could arrange it. 756 00:53:34,237 --> 00:53:36,575 - I'll go see... - No, I'll go. It might be her. 757 00:53:37,645 --> 00:53:39,014 Dear God... 758 00:53:39,872 --> 00:53:42,696 - Gabrielle... hello! - Any news from Domenico? 759 00:53:43,077 --> 00:53:45,803 - We were just talking about you. - We? Domenico's in... 760 00:53:47,052 --> 00:53:48,525 Domenico! You're really here? 761 00:53:48,919 --> 00:53:52,918 - Weren't you up in... ??? - In Bologna. I finished up and drove back early. 762 00:53:53,850 --> 00:53:55,834 Meanwhile, I have a bone to pick with you. 763 00:53:55,835 --> 00:53:57,835 Why didn't you come in a little while ago when Marianna was here? 764 00:53:58,078 --> 00:54:02,204 A little while ago? I was... I was here... I went upstairs, I think. 765 00:54:02,547 --> 00:54:06,306 Yeah... I went upstairs because I thought I heard a ring. 766 00:54:06,607 --> 00:54:07,707 The telephone... 767 00:54:07,727 --> 00:54:09,699 That's it... I had to answer the phone. 768 00:54:10,099 --> 00:54:12,970 Very well. This time you're excused. Would you like some coffee? 769 00:54:13,068 --> 00:54:14,759 - Would I? - Yes... two coffees... 770 00:54:14,760 --> 00:54:17,960 I'll put the coffee on, and be back in a minute. 771 00:54:18,469 --> 00:54:21,695 You little idiot! Have you completely lost your mind? 772 00:54:22,236 --> 00:54:25,686 I thought you were upstairs, humping your brains out like a wild bull. 773 00:54:26,160 --> 00:54:28,709 What wild bull? I'm just a fucking idiot. 774 00:54:29,295 --> 00:54:31,639 The concierge spotted me, and told my wife that I was here. 775 00:54:31,640 --> 00:54:34,040 So I had no choice but to drive home from Bologna. 776 00:54:34,041 --> 00:54:36,651 Now I have to figure out how to get back up to the songbird without making Elena suspicious. 777 00:54:36,652 --> 00:54:40,079 I see. Then just do it! Take the bull by the horns! 778 00:54:40,084 --> 00:54:44,427 That's easy for you to say. I can't just tell Elena that I'll be gone for the night. 779 00:54:44,939 --> 00:54:46,843 What can I tell her? That I have to go somewhere again? 780 00:54:46,855 --> 00:54:49,436 Listen, Domenico. I have a stupendous idea. 781 00:54:49,920 --> 00:54:54,220 Tell her that Cardinal Bote broke his jockstrap, and you have to go and measure his walnuts. 782 00:54:55,672 --> 00:54:58,354 Come on, don't you have anything other than jokes to help out here? 783 00:55:04,609 --> 00:55:08,264 - Wasn't that a good one? - I haven't laughed so hard in years... 784 00:55:08,959 --> 00:55:10,917 You're a nut, Gabrielle. 785 00:55:11,918 --> 00:55:13,118 Let me set the tray down here... 786 00:55:17,057 --> 00:55:19,056 Always practicing... 787 00:55:19,987 --> 00:55:22,545 I imagine you're in a hurry to get back to your Marianna. 788 00:55:22,546 --> 00:55:23,846 - Yes! - Yes! 789 00:55:24,599 --> 00:55:27,184 I don't blame you. She's a beauty. 790 00:55:27,870 --> 00:55:31,360 Do you really think she's that beautiful? 791 00:55:32,612 --> 00:55:34,718 - I certainly do. - Yes, she's quite beautiful. 792 00:55:35,400 --> 00:55:39,300 But with none of your special therapy! Otherwise she couldn't sing like she does. 793 00:55:39,798 --> 00:55:42,976 - I hear that you have hidden qualities. - Hidden? That's possible. 794 00:55:43,451 --> 00:55:46,246 - Or is it love? - It might be love. 795 00:55:46,378 --> 00:55:49,267 - But I have to tell you something! - Please, tell me! 796 00:55:49,289 --> 00:55:53,893 She said she prefers short, homely and bald... 797 00:55:54,818 --> 00:55:58,178 But I'm none of that! Short, homely and bald. 798 00:55:58,819 --> 00:56:01,873 The fact is that you're going bald! In a few months you won't have any hair. 799 00:56:02,455 --> 00:56:05,335 Are you talking about me? Who are you talking about? 800 00:56:06,522 --> 00:56:09,328 She said that she is very eager to meet you, Domenico. 801 00:56:11,937 --> 00:56:15,487 I told you she'd like to audition at the choir school. 802 00:56:15,488 --> 00:56:17,807 And I've told her you could help. 803 00:56:17,808 --> 00:56:19,608 - No... - Why not? 804 00:56:19,808 --> 00:56:23,422 - It's out of the question! - But all you need to do is make a call. 805 00:56:23,573 --> 00:56:25,751 I'm going to call the Cardinal to recommend a singer? 806 00:56:25,752 --> 00:56:26,951 You can make one phone, Domenico. 807 00:56:26,952 --> 00:56:30,882 How the hell can I do it for one, and then it becomes 50, 60, 70... !! 808 00:56:31,043 --> 00:56:32,355 You know what I mean? 809 00:56:32,356 --> 00:56:33,756 Alright. Then here's what we'll do. 810 00:56:33,852 --> 00:56:37,739 I'll invite her to dinner this evening, and we can sit and discuss it at the table. 811 00:56:37,740 --> 00:56:40,426 - Yeah, that's perfect! - I'm tickled by the idea! 812 00:56:40,548 --> 00:56:43,549 - Then we're all set? - I'm afraid we can't do it tonight. 813 00:56:43,550 --> 00:56:45,559 - Why not? - He's busy tonight. 814 00:56:45,560 --> 00:56:47,376 - That's right, I am... - But you didn't tell me about this. 815 00:56:47,378 --> 00:56:50,075 - I forgot, honey. - What are you doing? 816 00:56:50,076 --> 00:56:55,376 - I have to go to... go to... - A spiritual retreat! 817 00:56:55,377 --> 00:56:59,618 That's it! A spiritual retreat! I'll become a Knight of the Holy Order. 818 00:56:59,731 --> 00:57:04,594 Then I'll go ask her to join us for coffee now. What's wrong? 819 00:57:04,817 --> 00:57:08,780 - I've thrown my dirty underwear all around... - A woman of your class enter a single man's home? 820 00:57:08,996 --> 00:57:11,765 - Yes, I have dirty pictures on the wall, and... - He's right. Gabrielle is right. 821 00:57:11,766 --> 00:57:12,766 Then you bring her down. 822 00:57:12,838 --> 00:57:16,482 The real reason is that she and Gabrielle need to get to know one another better... 823 00:57:16,483 --> 00:57:19,167 ...my Marianna! My fiancée... 824 00:57:20,268 --> 00:57:21,668 They need more time alone... 825 00:57:21,669 --> 00:57:24,364 Well, I think I'd better be going. Goodbye, moron... 826 00:57:25,584 --> 00:57:28,472 You can see the man's crazy about his Marianna... 827 00:57:28,668 --> 00:57:31,809 Excuse me, Gabrielle! I just remembered ... 828 00:57:46,133 --> 00:57:50,564 Gabrielle had a good idea about helping Marianna. 829 00:57:51,259 --> 00:57:53,886 - You know I want to do something for her? - Yes. 830 00:57:54,384 --> 00:57:56,938 So why don't you just phone Marianna... 831 00:57:57,742 --> 00:58:01,676 ... and tell her I said she should come to see me at the shop this afternoon, around 4:00. 832 00:58:01,863 --> 00:58:04,659 Tell her that Gabrielle said, I mean Domenico... He'll introduce me... 833 00:58:05,342 --> 00:58:08,122 And Gabrielle .... Damn! 834 00:58:08,330 --> 00:58:11,946 So it's all arranged .... I'm going to take a nap. I don't feel so good. 835 00:58:17,938 --> 00:58:20,199 Hello? Oh hi, it's you, Elena... 836 00:58:20,429 --> 00:58:23,879 Now listen, you have an appointment with my husband at Piaza Navona, number 10... 837 00:58:23,880 --> 00:58:28,332 - ... at 4:00 at his workshop. - But how will I find the place? 838 00:58:28,567 --> 00:58:30,506 Gabrielle will take you there. 839 00:58:30,798 --> 00:58:33,155 Call me later and tell me know how it went! 840 00:58:33,178 --> 00:58:36,057 Thanks again for all your help. Ciao! 841 00:58:38,187 --> 00:58:42,124 I must be dreaming... 842 00:58:43,103 --> 00:58:46,410 You're so beautiful, Marianna! 843 00:58:47,147 --> 00:58:49,951 I want you now, darling! Let's make love right now... 844 00:58:50,743 --> 00:58:54,285 Domenico! You're calling me in your dreams... 845 00:58:55,323 --> 00:58:58,515 - Meow, meow, meow! - What is it? Who's there? 846 00:58:59,173 --> 00:59:02,224 You were calling me in your dreams, darling! 847 00:59:03,548 --> 00:59:06,416 What dream? What are you doing, Elena? 848 00:59:07,728 --> 00:59:11,632 Aristide won't be back until late. It's been a long time since we... 849 00:59:13,480 --> 00:59:15,982 Wait a minute. I'd really like to make love to you, honey... 850 00:59:15,983 --> 00:59:18,283 ...but I've got this splitting headache. Really! 851 00:59:18,350 --> 00:59:22,069 And I have that appointment at 4:00 with Marianna. And the spiritual retreat afterwards. 852 00:59:22,124 --> 00:59:24,670 Yes, but afterwards, you can confess! 853 00:59:26,871 --> 00:59:28,171 Who's there? 854 00:59:31,271 --> 00:59:34,647 Aristide... home from the game so soon? 855 00:59:35,274 --> 00:59:37,500 - They stole my ball! - What did I tell you? 856 00:59:43,067 --> 00:59:46,408 - Is this the place? - That's Domenico, tailor to the priests! 857 00:59:47,095 --> 00:59:49,597 Hi, Domenico! This is Marianna! 858 00:59:50,409 --> 00:59:53,062 - Pleased to meet you! - I am delighted... 859 00:59:53,776 --> 00:59:56,361 Giovanna of the Barefoot Carmelites is waiting for your audition. 860 00:59:56,362 --> 00:59:57,562 Then let's go... 861 00:59:59,278 --> 01:00:03,312 - Hey, Mr. Domenico! - That's you! 862 01:00:04,430 --> 01:00:08,535 The archbishop of Metaponto is on the phone for you. What should I tell him? 863 01:00:09,058 --> 01:00:13,977 Tell him that I'm too busy right now, with an urgent matter involving Gabrielle. 864 01:00:14,760 --> 01:00:16,535 - What the hell are you saying? - I'm just imitating you! 865 01:00:16,740 --> 01:00:20,121 - But his business is urgent, sir! - Tell him we'll call back later! 866 01:00:21,022 --> 01:00:24,322 If you don't mind, I'd like to see how you make garments for priests. 867 01:00:24,323 --> 01:00:26,916 I'm sure the Sisters won't mind if we're a little late. Come on... 868 01:00:27,249 --> 01:00:30,313 Thank you so much, Mr. Domenico... 869 01:00:31,176 --> 01:00:34,263 What else could I say? What now, moron? 870 01:00:35,091 --> 01:00:38,242 - Finally, Mr. Domenico! - Hello! 871 01:00:38,781 --> 01:00:40,943 - Good day, Mr. Domenico! - Good day, Mr. Gabrielle! 872 01:00:41,617 --> 01:00:43,360 - Good day, Mr. Domenico! - Hi, girls! 873 01:00:43,550 --> 01:00:45,956 - Good day, Mr. Gabrielle! - Good day! How are things going? 874 01:00:47,910 --> 01:00:50,664 Won't you take the call, Mr. Domenico? 875 01:01:00,312 --> 01:01:02,391 Your Grace? 876 01:01:03,000 --> 01:01:05,523 - Transfer the call to my office. - Certainly, Mr. Domenico! 877 01:01:06,846 --> 01:01:09,687 - Gabrielle! - Yes? 878 01:01:10,363 --> 01:01:12,527 Have you seen this? Isn't it gorgeous? 879 01:01:18,254 --> 01:01:21,145 - It's very nice! - Nice! Very nice! 880 01:01:21,822 --> 01:01:24,904 Mr. Domenico! Excuse me, Mr. Gabrielle! 881 01:01:25,052 --> 01:01:27,222 The archbishop is still on the line, and getting a little hot under the collar. 882 01:01:27,367 --> 01:01:28,842 Why don't you go take that call? 883 01:01:37,555 --> 01:01:39,816 Gabrielle, I can't keep this up! I'm a nervous wreck... 884 01:01:39,917 --> 01:01:42,087 We can't stop now... the nuns are waiting for the audition. 885 01:01:42,188 --> 01:01:44,088 Why don't you take her, and I'll stay and look after the office? 886 01:01:44,106 --> 01:01:45,649 We're in this thing together... 887 01:01:48,723 --> 01:01:50,586 Well, are we ready to go? 888 01:01:52,679 --> 01:01:54,677 I seem to have a toothache... 889 01:01:55,760 --> 01:02:00,559 Listen, Marianna, Domenico will take you while I go to see the dentist. 890 01:02:00,560 --> 01:02:02,160 Yes... we better get moving. The good Sisters are waiting... 891 01:02:02,254 --> 01:02:04,454 The Sisters have a very demanding schedule in the evening. 892 01:02:05,434 --> 01:02:08,746 Thanks! I'll see you at home tonight. Bye bye, my little gentleman! 893 01:02:15,160 --> 01:02:17,254 Here we are... 894 01:02:17,321 --> 01:02:20,003 - This is it? - This is it... 895 01:02:20,584 --> 01:02:23,194 Are you sure you have the right address? 896 01:02:23,774 --> 01:02:26,678 It's a special branch. This is a center for the Cure. 897 01:02:27,808 --> 01:02:30,739 It sure doesn't look like a place for meditation. 898 01:02:31,257 --> 01:02:34,055 You'd be surprised at how many people come here to... meditate. 899 01:02:41,190 --> 01:02:43,699 Are you by yourself? 900 01:02:44,257 --> 01:02:46,410 God be praised! 901 01:02:47,076 --> 01:02:49,797 May you play in peace! Pro nobis... 902 01:02:50,065 --> 01:02:52,310 - Please, come in... - Thank you. 903 01:02:52,822 --> 01:02:55,625 "Are you by yourself?" 904 01:02:56,726 --> 01:02:58,982 - Oh! How unusual! - Please... in here, Marianna. 905 01:03:00,334 --> 01:03:03,314 These are modern art. They put nothing in the frame... 906 01:03:03,595 --> 01:03:06,319 It frees the imagination. I'll tell you what I imagine: 907 01:03:06,403 --> 01:03:09,174 These are the 12 apostles. And here are the stations of the cross. 908 01:03:09,672 --> 01:03:12,243 - What do you imagine? - Nothing! 909 01:03:12,296 --> 01:03:14,840 Lady Giovanna! Our Mother Superior... 910 01:03:15,372 --> 01:03:19,142 My child, we welcome you here as if you were one of us. 911 01:03:19,802 --> 01:03:21,548 - If someone... - The shoes! 912 01:03:21,662 --> 01:03:23,976 Get rid of the shoes! 913 01:03:24,210 --> 01:03:26,269 I'm so happy I could cry! 914 01:03:27,119 --> 01:03:29,274 Let me take a look! Do you have watery eyes? 915 01:03:29,275 --> 01:03:30,575 My eyes are fine... 916 01:03:30,645 --> 01:03:32,563 It's such a pleasure to meet you! 917 01:03:33,185 --> 01:03:34,847 Thank you, Mother! 918 01:03:35,411 --> 01:03:40,318 I wasn't expecting anything so contemporary. So modern and original. 919 01:03:40,319 --> 01:03:42,819 My dear child, the reason is probably of no interest to you. 920 01:03:42,820 --> 01:03:47,806 But we believe that a house of worship should be comfortable for the congregation. 921 01:03:47,865 --> 01:03:52,311 - That was wonderful... - As a result of our latest interior decoration... 922 01:03:52,612 --> 01:03:55,549 ...we have pilgrims coming from all over the city. 923 01:03:55,550 --> 01:03:57,990 Yes... the pilgrims come and go from morning 'til night! 924 01:03:57,991 --> 01:03:59,223 Now get out! 925 01:03:59,366 --> 01:04:05,515 Your friend told me that you wish to audition for the church choir. 926 01:04:06,553 --> 01:04:08,222 Yes, I would like that! 927 01:04:08,323 --> 01:04:13,582 Sister Gaudentia is a wonderful pianist. I know she's just dying to accompany you. 928 01:04:13,782 --> 01:04:16,538 I know for a fact that she is very talented. 929 01:04:17,673 --> 01:04:19,330 What would you like to sing? 930 01:04:19,515 --> 01:04:21,769 - "Ave Maria" by Schubert! - Is there anything else? 931 01:04:21,943 --> 01:04:25,008 - That's my best material. - If you please, Sister... Schubert. 932 01:04:25,543 --> 01:04:29,690 - Thank you... - May I serve something to drink, first? 933 01:04:30,222 --> 01:04:32,564 To create a little atmosphere before we begin. 934 01:04:33,072 --> 01:04:36,628 I'm afraid the pilgrims have run your supplies a bit low... 935 01:04:37,106 --> 01:04:41,517 - Would you care for a whiskey? - Just a little. It goes right to my head. 936 01:04:46,104 --> 01:04:49,039 One thing's for sure. If I don't have a heart attack today, I never will! 937 01:04:50,509 --> 01:04:54,286 - Ah, you're back! How did it go with the girl? - What girl? 938 01:04:54,290 --> 01:04:57,522 - With Marianna... - Swell. She's a terrific girl. 939 01:04:57,569 --> 01:04:59,058 That's what I was trying to tell you, darling. 940 01:04:59,073 --> 01:05:01,750 Artistide and I are dining at mother's tonight. 941 01:05:02,146 --> 01:05:05,210 She insisted that we sleep over, since she sees us so seldom. 942 01:05:05,823 --> 01:05:09,019 You're such a good daughter. She's a lonely old widow who needs the company. 943 01:05:09,190 --> 01:05:12,224 - Don't you have to go to your spiritual retreat? - Yes... it's late. The Cardinal's already waiting. 944 01:05:12,578 --> 01:05:14,470 Good, we can leave together... 945 01:05:14,543 --> 01:05:18,302 - Aristide, are you still doing your homework? - Yes... Papa? 946 01:05:18,367 --> 01:05:20,440 - What is it Aristide? - What do you need? 947 01:05:20,543 --> 01:05:22,322 Who were the Apologists? 948 01:05:22,390 --> 01:05:25,716 - He doesn't know who the Apologists were. - I'm going to finish packing. 949 01:05:25,869 --> 01:05:28,327 The Apologists were... The Apologists? The answer would be... 950 01:05:28,547 --> 01:05:31,271 You're the one who ought to know! Aren't you the one studying religion? 951 01:05:31,493 --> 01:05:34,238 Yes. The teacher told me, but I forgot. 952 01:05:34,927 --> 01:05:36,749 What are you going to tell your teacher tomorrow? 953 01:05:37,092 --> 01:05:39,596 I'll tell him my father is older than me and he doesn't know. 954 01:05:39,787 --> 01:05:41,597 Oh, when the Saints... 955 01:05:42,598 --> 01:05:43,998 Go marching in... 956 01:05:45,098 --> 01:05:48,598 Oh, when the Saints go marching in... 957 01:05:50,099 --> 01:05:54,199 I want to be in their number... 958 01:05:54,900 --> 01:05:59,300 When the Saints go marching in. 959 01:05:59,401 --> 01:06:01,801 Oh, when the Saints. Go marching in. 960 01:06:03,384 --> 01:06:05,623 What time will you be home tomorrow morning? 961 01:06:06,144 --> 01:06:08,156 What with all the talk, and the mass and the rest of it... 962 01:06:08,157 --> 01:06:09,857 ...I'd say no earlier than 10 o'clock or so. 963 01:06:10,035 --> 01:06:12,594 - Can I drive you to the taxi stand? - No, the bus will do just fine. 964 01:06:13,185 --> 01:06:15,935 Remember, the brakes aren't too good, so drive slowly. 965 01:06:16,657 --> 01:06:19,561 - Are you drinking wine at work, papa? - What wine? 966 01:06:20,420 --> 01:06:24,787 Oh this... it's for spiritual purposes. 967 01:06:25,402 --> 01:06:28,494 A toast in honor of St. Enorio. 968 01:06:28,608 --> 01:06:31,286 How come you think you're so smart? You don't even know who the Adesiasts are! 969 01:06:31,348 --> 01:06:33,533 - The Apologists, papa! - Whatever... 970 01:06:36,259 --> 01:06:39,141 - Bye! - Goodbye, sweetheart! 971 01:07:46,142 --> 01:07:51,542 "Please note that due to electrical blackouts, the elevator may be inoperative from 2 p.m. to 7 p.m." 972 01:07:55,761 --> 01:07:59,247 Not again! Another lousy blackout. I've had it... 973 01:08:03,806 --> 01:08:06,406 Is anyone in the elevator? 974 01:08:06,607 --> 01:08:07,807 Anyone there? 975 01:08:08,431 --> 01:08:11,211 Good evening, General! Do be careful, it's dark on the stairs. 976 01:08:11,948 --> 01:08:15,855 - What a fine time for this to happen! - Patience, the lights will soon be back on. 977 01:08:17,864 --> 01:08:21,071 - Let's go, Marianna. - Those nuns were really something! 978 01:08:21,288 --> 01:08:25,068 - And they sure like to have fun. - I have their kind of fun every day. 979 01:08:25,807 --> 01:08:28,423 - Come with me, Marianna! - What a buffoon... 980 01:08:29,534 --> 01:08:31,750 Come on, give me a hug! 981 01:08:32,446 --> 01:08:34,470 The concierge might tell your wife... 982 01:08:34,471 --> 01:08:36,171 My wife? I doubt it... 983 01:08:36,172 --> 01:08:38,159 Careful, follow my light... 984 01:08:38,165 --> 01:08:42,518 Oh when the Saints... Oh when the Saints go marching in... 985 01:08:43,873 --> 01:08:48,615 - Wait a moment, General! - Damn, they called the elevator... now what? 986 01:08:48,616 --> 01:08:50,016 I need a place to hide... 987 01:08:53,054 --> 01:08:56,381 - Is the dog coming with us, General? - Certainly. 988 01:08:57,057 --> 01:09:00,021 - Ladies first... - Thank you! 989 01:09:00,850 --> 01:09:03,296 Me next. Then the dog. Then generals... 990 01:09:05,623 --> 01:09:07,940 - What's your floor, General? - I'm on the second. 991 01:09:08,224 --> 01:09:10,281 Do you know, I never settle for seconds. 992 01:09:17,682 --> 01:09:19,982 Oh when the Saints go marching in... 993 01:09:21,565 --> 01:09:24,690 Sorry, General. I can assure you I've done much better. 994 01:09:25,629 --> 01:09:28,425 Here's the second floor, General. Watch your step! 995 01:09:29,661 --> 01:09:32,578 - Good evening, General. - See you later, General. 996 01:09:38,196 --> 01:09:41,390 Come on, beautiful. I have to have you. I worship you! 997 01:09:41,820 --> 01:09:45,601 - What about Elena, Domenico? - Who cares about that frigid bitch? 998 01:09:45,822 --> 01:09:48,389 She told me she believes a house is a sacred place. 999 01:09:48,451 --> 01:09:49,902 Including a whore house... 1000 01:09:52,881 --> 01:09:55,635 Excuse me! I never thought a little slap would hurt so much. 1001 01:09:57,387 --> 01:10:00,658 That animal bit my leg. I'll bet I'm crippled for life! 1002 01:10:02,205 --> 01:10:03,809 - What are you doing here? - Oh, nothing... 1003 01:10:03,910 --> 01:10:05,810 You were in the elevator? You were spying on us all the time? 1004 01:10:05,903 --> 01:10:09,146 - I'll kill you. - I should break your nose. 1005 01:10:09,147 --> 01:10:13,347 - Did you just fall from Heaven? - Sure! I fell from the sky into the elevator! 1006 01:10:13,348 --> 01:10:15,554 You're so beautiful when you're angry... 1007 01:10:15,813 --> 01:10:17,954 You should know that the audition was great! She can tell you. It was a good audition. 1008 01:10:17,992 --> 01:10:21,447 - You have me to thank for that! - Get your hands off me! 1009 01:10:21,448 --> 01:10:23,276 Just where do you think you're going? 1010 01:10:23,277 --> 01:10:25,677 - Excuse me! May I help you? - Get out of here! Go to your own home! 1011 01:10:25,678 --> 01:10:28,236 Here, baby. You take the bottle, and go on in and wait for me. 1012 01:10:28,256 --> 01:10:31,060 I'm sick of your identity crisis. I'm me and you're you, and don't forget it. 1013 01:10:31,205 --> 01:10:35,122 You keep your hands off her. And get off on your own floor next time! 1014 01:10:36,753 --> 01:10:38,408 Calm down, Gabrielle! 1015 01:10:38,414 --> 01:10:42,969 You boys are creating such an uproar. Suppose poor Elena were to hear this ruckus? 1016 01:10:43,187 --> 01:10:45,137 - We were just kidding... - Kidding? I know this guy. He's serious. 1017 01:10:45,240 --> 01:10:47,788 - Ask him what makes him sneeze. - What sneezing? 1018 01:10:47,789 --> 01:10:49,605 I ought to go down and talk to his wife. 1019 01:10:49,606 --> 01:10:51,406 Fine. I'm sure she'd be happy to see you... 1020 01:10:51,419 --> 01:10:55,254 But I'm going to go take a nice hot bath, fix your dinner, and then.... 1021 01:10:55,255 --> 01:10:57,677 And then... 1022 01:10:58,361 --> 01:11:00,237 Let me help with dinner, and then... and then... 1023 01:11:00,238 --> 01:11:02,866 And then I'll break your skull. Move it! Get away from here! 1024 01:11:30,131 --> 01:11:31,631 I'm sorry, I had too much to drink... 1025 01:11:31,711 --> 01:11:36,356 And that beautiful woman in front of me. The temptation was too great. 1026 01:11:36,358 --> 01:11:38,415 Don't try and blame her. I trusted you as a friend. 1027 01:11:39,180 --> 01:11:41,384 You're right. I must be punished. 1028 01:11:41,590 --> 01:11:44,957 You must punish me, Domenico! Go ahead and hit me! 1029 01:11:44,958 --> 01:11:48,758 Right in the kisser... In the kisser, Domenico! 1030 01:11:48,892 --> 01:11:51,042 In the kiss... 1031 01:11:54,125 --> 01:11:56,819 - Are you crazy, Domenico? - You told me to hit you! 1032 01:11:57,599 --> 01:12:00,781 You were supposed to hit me in the kisser. I'm going to murder you! 1033 01:12:01,577 --> 01:12:04,968 - There you go again... just calm down! - That really made me mad! 1034 01:12:06,457 --> 01:12:08,459 I'm sorry, Domenico! I'm a little impulsive. 1035 01:12:08,966 --> 01:12:13,574 I'm also a little drunk. We've been friends a long time. I beg your forgiveness, Domenico... 1036 01:12:13,917 --> 01:12:17,159 - I'm sorry, Domenico! Forgive me! - I forgive you. Is that better? 1037 01:12:17,169 --> 01:12:20,649 - Why did you slap me? - Because you slapped me first. 1038 01:12:23,495 --> 01:12:25,835 Listen. What do you say? Enough of this drama. 1039 01:12:26,873 --> 01:12:31,389 Why don't we do this? I don't want you to fall prey to some hooker... 1040 01:12:31,390 --> 01:12:33,782 ... because you're drunk. Sleep here! 1041 01:12:33,993 --> 01:12:37,555 The wife and kid are away for the night. Here are the keys. You're master of the house. 1042 01:12:38,524 --> 01:12:43,377 Thanks Domenico! We are friends like before? 1043 01:12:43,589 --> 01:12:46,224 Then it's all behind us. Here... give me your hand. 1044 01:12:50,344 --> 01:12:52,397 Now you understand, Domenico... 1045 01:12:59,894 --> 01:13:03,709 Okay, Marianna. This is the night, my little dove. Tonight we're going to get it on for sure! 1046 01:13:04,041 --> 01:13:05,828 Ah.... the ring! Good luck and happy hunting! 1047 01:13:09,917 --> 01:13:11,917 Can you hear me down there? If you embarrass me again tonight, I'll kill you! 1048 01:13:14,368 --> 01:13:17,152 Marianna? What's happened to you? 1049 01:13:18,773 --> 01:13:22,090 Gabrielle! 1050 01:13:23,286 --> 01:13:26,243 My little Gabrielle... 1051 01:13:27,110 --> 01:13:30,167 - Have you been drinking, my love? - A little bit... 1052 01:13:31,232 --> 01:13:34,975 - What lovely blonde curls... - Now I know you're drunk. 1053 01:13:35,250 --> 01:13:37,053 I feel wonderful! 1054 01:13:37,254 --> 01:13:39,254 You're so muscular... 1055 01:13:40,119 --> 01:13:42,568 - I could eat you up! - You're drunk! 1056 01:13:42,638 --> 01:13:44,525 Now, let's get undressed! 1057 01:13:47,426 --> 01:13:49,926 No! First a toast... 1058 01:13:49,985 --> 01:13:52,435 Okay. I'll get the glasses... 1059 01:13:52,831 --> 01:13:54,624 We're cooking now! 1060 01:13:58,150 --> 01:14:02,019 - All gone? - It's empty. Now, let's make love! 1061 01:14:02,020 --> 01:14:04,820 - You've got more... - Alright, I'll open another bottle. 1062 01:14:05,102 --> 01:14:09,240 - Our love is like a glass of champagne. - Yes. 1063 01:14:09,918 --> 01:14:11,566 It's spicy! 1064 01:14:13,653 --> 01:14:16,695 Let's do it to spite Ulrico and everyone like him. 1065 01:14:17,248 --> 01:14:18,605 ...and everyone like him! 1066 01:14:22,352 --> 01:14:25,067 What happened, darling? 1067 01:14:26,555 --> 01:14:29,229 - The cork! - You're really lucky. 1068 01:14:29,305 --> 01:14:33,122 - You almost swallowed the cork! - You could say I was lucky. 1069 01:14:33,781 --> 01:14:37,487 - You're so beautiful! - Let's drink a toast! 1070 01:14:39,274 --> 01:14:41,285 - To our love! - To our love! 1071 01:14:42,501 --> 01:14:46,542 Our love, I'll drink to that. But we so far we haven't... 1072 01:14:46,543 --> 01:14:49,064 We haven't danced together! 1073 01:14:53,265 --> 01:14:56,114 If you want to dance, we'll dance. But where shall we dance... 1074 01:14:56,383 --> 01:14:59,456 - I love to dance! - Yes, yes .... 1075 01:15:04,185 --> 01:15:06,437 - I'll stay over here! - No, come to me! 1076 01:15:08,433 --> 01:15:10,615 Isn't there some slow music to dance to? 1077 01:15:12,816 --> 01:15:14,516 Who's here? 1078 01:15:15,517 --> 01:15:16,817 Gabrielle! 1079 01:15:16,818 --> 01:15:21,037 Sorry, Elena! Domenico gave me the keys and told me to feel at home. 1080 01:15:21,647 --> 01:15:24,163 And you've always thought of me as a brother. 1081 01:15:25,168 --> 01:15:27,256 - And Marianna... ? - Marianna? Oh, we had a little quarrel... 1082 01:15:27,282 --> 01:15:30,805 So I came to spend the night down here. Domenico told me that you're at your mother's. 1083 01:15:31,497 --> 01:15:36,956 I had to come back to get Aristide's math book. He has an exam tomorrow... 1084 01:15:37,222 --> 01:15:39,445 Aristide seems to have his father's brains. 1085 01:15:43,355 --> 01:15:46,581 That quarrel you had doesn't seem to have left her very sad. 1086 01:15:47,170 --> 01:15:50,041 - That girl is a little crazy. - It sounds like someone is consoling her. 1087 01:15:50,849 --> 01:15:54,490 If someone is there consoling her, I don't care! 1088 01:15:54,520 --> 01:15:57,112 But aren't you a little curious? It may be more serious than that. 1089 01:15:58,290 --> 01:16:03,181 Perhaps I should go up and see what she's doing? And with whom... 1090 01:16:03,310 --> 01:16:06,077 No, Elena! Don't go! Pardon me... 1091 01:16:09,995 --> 01:16:12,704 - Letting your hair down? - Pardon me, Gabrielle... 1092 01:16:13,362 --> 01:16:18,387 Because we're such good friends, it makes me angry for you... my Gabrielle. 1093 01:16:19,305 --> 01:16:21,735 Take revenge. An eye for an eye. A tooth for a tooth. 1094 01:16:21,801 --> 01:16:24,984 I'm not interested in revenge. Believe me, I couldn't care less. 1095 01:16:24,985 --> 01:16:26,985 And besides, she's probably just listening to a little music. 1096 01:16:27,027 --> 01:16:28,603 - Are you comfortable? - Yes. 1097 01:16:29,104 --> 01:16:31,704 - Such a beautiful physique. - You think so? 1098 01:16:31,762 --> 01:16:34,518 And look at those thighs... 1099 01:16:37,801 --> 01:16:39,587 What sports do you play? 1100 01:16:39,865 --> 01:16:44,590 Nothing special. Every once in a while we go out and kick the ball around. 1101 01:16:44,854 --> 01:16:46,510 That music! 1102 01:16:52,736 --> 01:16:55,551 - Come dance with me! - But I'm in my underwear. 1103 01:16:56,363 --> 01:16:58,280 - So what! - Okay, just once around? 1104 01:16:59,252 --> 01:17:01,537 You can lead, Elena! 1105 01:17:05,317 --> 01:17:07,997 You're so cute... 1106 01:17:09,409 --> 01:17:11,961 One, two, three, let's you and me... 1107 01:17:24,486 --> 01:17:27,754 Hold me! Yes... hold me! 1108 01:17:28,157 --> 01:17:30,621 Elena, something tells me this is getting out of hand. 1109 01:17:31,704 --> 01:17:35,770 Elena, this is impossible! Excuse me, but you must calm down, Elena! 1110 01:17:36,421 --> 01:17:39,043 What about Domenico? Suppose he walked in on us? 1111 01:17:39,142 --> 01:17:43,061 Domenico's not due back until tomorrow morning around 10 o'clock. 1112 01:17:43,702 --> 01:17:46,767 What about the math book that Aristide needs for his exam? 1113 01:17:47,545 --> 01:17:51,004 Oh, my darling! You're as beautiful as a cock rooster! 1114 01:17:51,170 --> 01:17:53,545 You don't think I've gained too much weight? Please! 1115 01:17:53,636 --> 01:17:57,385 - You're perfect! - Elena, I understand your intentions. 1116 01:17:57,386 --> 01:17:59,886 - Yes! - Then, please be gentle... 1117 01:18:01,126 --> 01:18:05,353 Take me, Gabrielle! I'm yours! 1118 01:18:07,681 --> 01:18:10,879 - Take me! - Gently, Elena! Gently... 1119 01:18:11,773 --> 01:18:14,432 Quick! Get these clothes off... 1120 01:18:21,833 --> 01:18:24,108 I coming for you now! 1121 01:18:29,162 --> 01:18:31,695 No more airplane, Marianna. I'm too tired... 1122 01:18:32,273 --> 01:18:34,561 Let's play another game. Come here! 1123 01:18:36,038 --> 01:18:38,545 Where are you? Hiding in the alcove? 1124 01:18:39,893 --> 01:18:43,786 Giddy-up! Like in the Westerns… 1125 01:18:47,205 --> 01:18:49,587 Come to bed, my beautiful one! 1126 01:18:50,088 --> 01:18:52,588 I won't let you down tonight. 1127 01:18:52,736 --> 01:18:55,253 Where are you going? 1128 01:18:56,054 --> 01:18:58,554 I'm going to show you the real Gabrielle. 1129 01:19:00,157 --> 01:19:02,388 You're so beautiful... 1130 01:19:02,389 --> 01:19:04,689 I hardly know where to begin. 1131 01:19:04,889 --> 01:19:07,089 No more nerves like last night! 1132 01:19:07,113 --> 01:19:09,202 Now you'll see what I can do! 1133 01:19:06,803 --> 01:19:08,803 Tonight I will be your master! 1134 01:19:09,229 --> 01:19:11,482 So how would you like to do it? 1135 01:19:11,283 --> 01:19:13,483 I think we should start with… 1136 01:19:13,669 --> 01:19:16,313 Marianna? Marianna? 1137 01:19:16,722 --> 01:19:18,738 Don't tell me you're already asleep! 1138 01:19:18,839 --> 01:19:22,539 You can't do this to me! I didn't bring you up here just to sleep! 1139 01:19:22,633 --> 01:19:25,436 How about some coffee? Two, four, eight coffees! 1140 01:19:26,129 --> 01:19:28,268 You need to wake up so we can make love! 1141 01:19:29,099 --> 01:19:32,875 Oh, my God! Look what I've done to Gabrielle's home! 1142 01:19:35,884 --> 01:19:39,420 What'll I do? Call the fire department? No! I can't! 1143 01:19:39,821 --> 01:19:42,178 I've got to do this myself. Water, water... 1144 01:19:44,643 --> 01:19:46,899 Damn! Everything happens to me… 1145 01:19:50,515 --> 01:19:54,302 That felt good. That felt very good! 1146 01:19:55,103 --> 01:19:57,529 Very good! Very good! 1147 01:19:59,198 --> 01:20:02,410 - The phone, Elena... - Yes... 1148 01:20:05,314 --> 01:20:08,365 Hello... I'm glad you called, mama. 1149 01:20:09,026 --> 01:20:12,888 I won't be coming back tonight. I'm going to sleep here. 1150 01:20:13,022 --> 01:20:16,011 No mama, I'm fine! Never felt better in my life! 1151 01:20:17,164 --> 01:20:22,838 Don't bother sending Aristide to school, he won't pass the exam anyway. 1152 01:20:25,558 --> 01:20:27,994 - Are you sleeping here tonight, Elena? - Yes... 1153 01:20:28,047 --> 01:20:29,971 Very good! 1154 01:20:34,572 --> 01:20:36,372 I'm so happy... 1155 01:20:43,558 --> 01:20:45,918 Is this too much for you, Elena? 1156 01:20:46,238 --> 01:20:51,090 No. Tomorrow I'm going to San Godento! 1157 01:20:52,577 --> 01:20:54,255 Very good! 1158 01:20:56,809 --> 01:20:59,408 This was supposed to be a night of fire with Marianna. 1159 01:20:59,509 --> 01:21:02,109 Only I wasn't supposed to die of burns! 1160 01:21:02,522 --> 01:21:05,497 When Gabrielle sees this, he'll kill me. He's Bolognese. 1161 01:21:05,656 --> 01:21:09,826 When you showed up, everything began to go wrong. 1162 01:21:09,827 --> 01:21:12,827 He'll take one look at this mess and throw us out. 1163 01:21:13,552 --> 01:21:19,100 What's your interest in all this? Just yourself! Ha ha ha ha… 1164 01:21:30,849 --> 01:21:33,096 Mr. Petruzzelli, right? 4th floor. Number 9. 1165 01:21:33,187 --> 01:21:37,831 You're not very good at your job, sir. Mr. Petruzzelli is on the 5th floor, number 11. 1166 01:21:38,066 --> 01:21:39,727 After you, Your Eminence! 1167 01:21:50,880 --> 01:21:52,737 What now? 1168 01:21:58,933 --> 01:22:02,118 - Who is it? - It's Don Giacinto, Mr. Petruzzelli. 1169 01:22:02,240 --> 01:22:03,963 What's wrong with your voice? You sound very hoarse. 1170 01:22:04,056 --> 01:22:08,213 I'm having problems with my vocal chords. 1171 01:22:08,634 --> 01:22:12,149 Cardinal Bote is with me. Isn't that a nice surprise? 1172 01:22:13,804 --> 01:22:16,526 Just a moment. I'm naked. 1173 01:22:17,172 --> 01:22:20,019 I just got out of the shower. I need to get dressed. 1174 01:22:20,176 --> 01:22:21,888 Only a little longer… 1175 01:22:39,444 --> 01:22:41,303 I'll be right there! Just a moment... 1176 01:22:43,275 --> 01:22:45,587 It's about time. Pax vobiscum... 1177 01:22:46,274 --> 01:22:47,961 Deo gratias, Eminence! 1178 01:22:48,169 --> 01:22:51,891 - What are... - We're on our way to Argentina, and I… 1179 01:22:52,073 --> 01:22:54,048 May we come in? 1180 01:22:54,533 --> 01:22:56,348 Yes, come in. Please! 1181 01:23:00,996 --> 01:23:03,585 Come in! Come in! 1182 01:23:12,217 --> 01:23:15,375 It's these wooden beams. They're a bit old and worm-eaten. 1183 01:23:23,510 --> 01:23:26,755 You'll be more comfortable without your hats. 1184 01:23:26,756 --> 01:23:28,034 We have some exciting news for you. 1185 01:23:28,035 --> 01:23:31,035 It gets quite hot in here. Now, what's your news? 1186 01:23:34,269 --> 01:23:35,603 What was that? 1187 01:23:37,980 --> 01:23:40,702 The reason we've come, dear friend, is... 1188 01:23:41,245 --> 01:23:43,858 What are you're doing, Mr. Petruzzelli? 1189 01:23:46,614 --> 01:23:48,070 I forgot... 1190 01:23:48,653 --> 01:23:52,640 My son had some of his friends over yesterday, and they got drunk. 1191 01:23:52,907 --> 01:23:56,048 As I said, my son, the reason for our visit... 1192 01:23:59,038 --> 01:24:03,308 I'm sure you in the Vatican don't have the problems we do with maids today... 1193 01:24:03,692 --> 01:24:06,300 These foreign au pairs with their taste in music… 1194 01:24:06,948 --> 01:24:10,878 It's all modern crap. 1195 01:24:11,803 --> 01:24:14,089 - Isn't your wife Elena at home today? - No, she isn't here. 1196 01:24:14,438 --> 01:24:16,465 There was an accident. 1197 01:24:16,715 --> 01:24:19,876 A distant relative… her brother. She went stay with her father. 1198 01:24:23,010 --> 01:24:26,054 As I said, my son, the reason for our visit... 1199 01:24:29,363 --> 01:24:32,838 It seems Elena has returned. Why don't you go and get her? 1200 01:24:33,488 --> 01:24:37,085 - This news will interest her as well. - That's not my wife. 1201 01:24:37,275 --> 01:24:40,794 It's my little niece from Rivigo. 1202 01:24:40,795 --> 01:24:44,395 She's here to get a job singing in the church. 1203 01:24:44,766 --> 01:24:46,035 My teddy bear! 1204 01:24:47,090 --> 01:24:49,965 Excuse me! I didn't know you had guests. 1205 01:24:50,392 --> 01:24:52,621 A thousand pardons… 1206 01:24:53,604 --> 01:24:56,917 She's gotten bigger. These girls from Rivigo... they sprout up like weeds. 1207 01:24:58,077 --> 01:25:02,375 It's an area… The girls grow up there… 1208 01:25:04,603 --> 01:25:08,960 This? This is a genuine Rivigo handkerchief. 1209 01:25:09,011 --> 01:25:12,961 She gave it to me as a present. Her sister works in the hanky factory there. 1210 01:25:14,210 --> 01:25:17,209 Well, anyway - with this medal you are hereby a Knight of the Holy Order of Saint Eunorio. 1211 01:25:17,335 --> 01:25:20,267 - Thank you! - I wish you well, my son.... 1212 01:25:20,529 --> 01:25:24,114 - Thank you, Your Eminence. - Let's get to the plane. We're late! 1213 01:25:24,252 --> 01:25:27,004 This has been my life's dream! No! Not that hat. This one's better. 1214 01:25:27,635 --> 01:25:32,024 - What are you doing? - It is a new model we just created. 1215 01:25:32,025 --> 01:25:35,364 - I wanted to see how it looked! - But I'm a priest. 1216 01:25:35,726 --> 01:25:38,156 We call this model the "baggage handler priest"... 1217 01:25:39,051 --> 01:25:42,377 My apologies! No, no! 1218 01:25:47,010 --> 01:25:50,032 - Son of a... - Let's get out of here, Eminence! 1219 01:25:52,655 --> 01:25:55,776 What a surprise! What do my eyes behold? Two priests! 1220 01:25:56,282 --> 01:26:01,618 What's happening? A marriage? When you guys show up, something's going on! 1221 01:26:01,819 --> 01:26:03,339 Be quiet, you screeching hag! 1222 01:26:03,649 --> 01:26:06,017 - Mary, Mother of God! - Mama! 1223 01:26:06,330 --> 01:26:08,897 - Oh, my mother! - My baby! 1224 01:26:09,968 --> 01:26:13,712 - Your wandering mother! - You've met my dear mother? 1225 01:26:13,915 --> 01:26:18,082 By the will of divine providence, I'm afraid so. Let's go, Don Giacinto! 1226 01:26:18,852 --> 01:26:21,681 - Leaving? See ya ... - They were rude! 1227 01:26:21,715 --> 01:26:24,630 Well, daughter, where is this Gabrielle? 1228 01:26:25,283 --> 01:26:27,769 Gabrielle! 1229 01:26:28,327 --> 01:26:31,839 - This thing is stuck on my head! - I looks like he has his head up his ass. 1230 01:26:32,069 --> 01:26:34,307 - It hurts! - What should we do, Gabrielle? 1231 01:26:34,910 --> 01:26:37,695 - Your mother will handle this. - Pull it carefully! 1232 01:26:37,937 --> 01:26:40,017 - My head... - Slowly, darling! 1233 01:26:41,932 --> 01:26:44,878 - Let's get to the airport. - Right away, Your Eminence! 1234 01:26:48,499 --> 01:26:51,168 - Good God in Heaven! - Go see what happened... 1235 01:26:51,770 --> 01:26:54,370 - Immediately, Your Eminence! - That's the last straw. 1236 01:26:55,735 --> 01:26:58,827 Where did you learn to drive? Just look at this mess! 1237 01:26:59,105 --> 01:27:01,513 You've damaged our car. That's a criminal offense... 1238 01:27:06,500 --> 01:27:09,655 Now, pull... pull... 1239 01:27:11,242 --> 01:27:13,640 - Mama! - My poor head... 1240 01:27:14,282 --> 01:27:16,019 Are you hurt? 1241 01:27:18,106 --> 01:27:20,146 I know him! 1242 01:27:20,614 --> 01:27:24,894 The Bishop introduced him to me. Yes... he had an unusual name. 1243 01:27:25,046 --> 01:27:27,667 He's called Domenico Petrucceli.... Petruccello ... 1244 01:27:27,879 --> 01:27:31,188 What Petrocello? I am Domenico Petruzzelli... 1245 01:27:31,321 --> 01:27:34,288 - You're Domenico Petruzzelli? - Yes, Marianna, I am. 1246 01:27:34,909 --> 01:27:38,505 What's so important about the name "Petruzzelli"? It's better than "Ulrico". 1247 01:27:38,506 --> 01:27:42,820 It only annoyed you after we got his head out. What's so bad about Petruzzelli? 1248 01:27:43,432 --> 01:27:46,496 - Tell me this is a joke. - No, Marianna. 1249 01:27:47,115 --> 01:27:49,883 It's no joke. I've deceived you. It's true. 1250 01:27:50,054 --> 01:27:53,409 I am Domenico Petruzzelli. And I'm a fuck-up. 1251 01:27:54,182 --> 01:27:56,778 I'm a tailor to the priesthood. I am the Church's servant… 1252 01:27:57,636 --> 01:28:00,515 I betrayed everyone's trust. Even yours! 1253 01:28:00,703 --> 01:28:03,048 I've caused nothing but trouble. I've desecrated the Church. 1254 01:28:03,156 --> 01:28:07,976 There was no adultery, only drinking. We drank four bottles of champagne... 1255 01:28:08,077 --> 01:28:11,239 I'm a fucking idiot. An idiot... 1256 01:28:11,289 --> 01:28:14,444 I betrayed the trust of Elena, my beautiful and intelligent wife. 1257 01:28:14,717 --> 01:28:18,577 I betrayed my son, who will hate me forever. It's all my fault. 1258 01:28:18,657 --> 01:28:22,566 - I want to die ... - Was there ever a Gabrielle Archangeli? 1259 01:28:22,815 --> 01:28:25,327 There is a Gabrielle Archangeli. He is my friend. 1260 01:28:25,516 --> 01:28:27,955 He loaned me his home, and I burned it. 1261 01:28:28,668 --> 01:28:30,930 I am Domenico. Welcome to Domenico's home... 1262 01:28:31,678 --> 01:28:33,984 Actually, that's my home downstairs. Gabrielle's place is upstairs. 1263 01:28:34,032 --> 01:28:37,349 I mean here. You probably don't understand any of this. 1264 01:28:38,054 --> 01:28:40,102 I'm not making any sense. Come with me! 1265 01:28:41,869 --> 01:28:45,131 - Where is Gabrielle Archangeli? - Floor 5, number 11. 1266 01:28:45,215 --> 01:28:47,235 At least that's what I've been led to believe. 1267 01:28:51,917 --> 01:28:55,554 This is my home. Domenico Petruzzelli, tailor to priests. 1268 01:28:55,813 --> 01:28:59,007 I need to apologize to everyone. Gabrielle? Gabrielle? 1269 01:28:59,170 --> 01:29:02,151 Forgive me. Everything was a lie. The church name, therapeutic cure. 1270 01:29:02,746 --> 01:29:05,044 Gabrielle, I want to apologize for... 1271 01:29:05,716 --> 01:29:08,846 Domenico… forgive me! I can explain! 1272 01:29:09,409 --> 01:29:11,939 - Elena! - My God, what a scandal! 1273 01:29:12,691 --> 01:29:15,911 You did this to me? Your best friend? 1274 01:29:16,045 --> 01:29:18,141 You don't understand. I can explain. 1275 01:29:18,773 --> 01:29:20,565 - Good morning, miss. Welcome! - Good morning! 1276 01:29:20,665 --> 01:29:22,751 I was just giving her a private lesson. If you'll let me explain, you won't be upset. 1277 01:29:22,778 --> 01:29:24,752 There's a perfectly good explanation! 1278 01:29:24,753 --> 01:29:27,753 Maybe I should just stay out of this, Domenico. 1279 01:29:27,812 --> 01:29:29,578 Marianna! Marianna! 1280 01:29:30,279 --> 01:29:32,079 What a bunch of freaks! 1281 01:29:32,100 --> 01:29:34,000 Ah! Ulrico! 1282 01:29:35,061 --> 01:29:38,994 My God! Marianna! Hide! It's Ulrico! 1283 01:29:39,155 --> 01:29:41,138 Ulrico? The monster? 1284 01:29:43,961 --> 01:29:45,887 Hide yourself, Marianna! 1285 01:29:47,598 --> 01:29:48,852 Where is she? 1286 01:29:49,853 --> 01:29:51,836 The monster! He's come to kill me, Gabrielle! 1287 01:29:52,079 --> 01:29:54,407 Please, Domenico! 1288 01:29:56,524 --> 01:30:00,293 He's Gabrielle Archangeli! I am Domenico Petruzzelli. 1289 01:30:00,427 --> 01:30:02,757 - You can ask the concierge. - I can explain... 1290 01:30:03,461 --> 01:30:05,986 If you'll calm down, I can explain everything. 1291 01:30:07,610 --> 01:30:10,301 Gabrielle Archangeli. Can you hear me? My regards! 1292 01:30:13,143 --> 01:30:14,867 Was that a train that hit me? 1293 01:30:15,910 --> 01:30:17,471 What's happening? 1294 01:30:17,728 --> 01:30:20,866 My God! 1295 01:30:22,168 --> 01:30:23,932 It's an earthquake, Elena. 1296 01:30:26,296 --> 01:30:28,328 Help! 1297 01:30:30,529 --> 01:30:31,729 Domenico? 1298 01:30:34,329 --> 01:30:36,575 - Leave me alone! - You'd better come peacefully! 1299 01:30:37,299 --> 01:30:40,374 - No! - Leave me alone! 1300 01:30:41,125 --> 01:30:44,064 That's enough, Ulrico! 1301 01:30:49,656 --> 01:30:52,047 Are you insane? You need to calm down. 1302 01:30:53,241 --> 01:30:56,017 Your're going back to Rovigo! 1303 01:30:57,833 --> 01:31:00,599 Gabrielle! 1304 01:31:01,712 --> 01:31:02,975 Domenico? 1305 01:31:03,706 --> 01:31:05,076 Domenico! 1306 01:31:05,805 --> 01:31:08,194 - Domenico! - Elena... 1307 01:31:08,897 --> 01:31:10,762 What is it? 1308 01:31:11,400 --> 01:31:12,578 Domenico! 1309 01:31:13,603 --> 01:31:17,215 Papa is happy when he's wearing his Holy Order medal. 1310 01:31:17,273 --> 01:31:20,049 Yes, dearest. The doctor says Domenico is improving. 1311 01:31:20,122 --> 01:31:24,069 He'll be able to pronounce words soon. But he wants to see him again tomorrow. 1312 01:31:24,452 --> 01:31:27,905 Since you've been treating me, I no longer need a doctor. 1313 01:31:28,489 --> 01:31:30,593 I certainly don't sneeze any more! 1314 01:31:33,591 --> 01:31:35,278 Curb... 1315 01:31:46,070 --> 01:31:48,068 What's the matter? 1316 01:31:58,825 --> 01:32:01,835 I heard that was Mr. Gabrielle's last girlfriend. She's a real beauty. 1317 01:32:03,148 --> 01:32:05,475 That doesn't matter any more, Aristide. 1318 01:32:06,675 --> 01:32:09,098 Papa! 1319 01:32:10,294 --> 01:32:12,388 Domenico! 1320 01:32:15,779 --> 01:32:17,848 - Domenico! - Papa! 1321 01:32:20,781 --> 01:32:23,281 - Oh, my God! - Papa! 1322 01:32:25,087 --> 01:32:28,181 - Honey! - Say something! 1323 01:32:28,333 --> 01:32:31,036 Speak to me, Domenico! 1324 01:32:31,622 --> 01:32:34,535 Speak... Yes darling, yes! 1325 01:32:34,535 --> 01:32:37,666 He said mother! Yes, he said mother. 1326 01:32:37,789 --> 01:32:39,582 Mother... 1327 01:32:39,683 --> 01:32:41,583 ...fuckers! 111214

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