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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:09,190 --> 00:01:11,120 How much longer till we go home? 2 00:01:11,320 --> 00:01:13,890 Captain decides when we go home! 3 00:01:15,810 --> 00:01:17,200 Can you go ask him? 4 00:01:18,380 --> 00:01:20,040 Jesus Christ! 5 00:01:20,240 --> 00:01:22,560 No one's gonna ask the captain what time they can go home! 6 00:01:22,760 --> 00:01:23,570 Got it, kid? 7 00:01:23,770 --> 00:01:25,090 Jesus. 8 00:01:25,290 --> 00:01:26,790 Empty. 9 00:01:26,990 --> 00:01:28,830 Got to soak them again, Cap! 10 00:01:29,030 --> 00:01:31,260 Gonna be a long one tonight, boys. 11 00:01:38,790 --> 00:01:40,570 Mother of Jesus. 12 00:01:41,710 --> 00:01:43,850 - What the fuck? - Jesus, Mary, and Joseph. 13 00:01:44,050 --> 00:01:45,760 What the fuck's that? 14 00:01:45,960 --> 00:01:48,320 Get the fuck down! 15 00:01:50,110 --> 00:01:51,670 Fuck! 16 00:01:54,330 --> 00:01:55,820 You boys all right? 17 00:01:56,010 --> 00:01:58,640 What the fuck was that?! 18 00:01:58,840 --> 00:02:00,560 I don't know. 19 00:02:06,770 --> 00:02:08,610 What do you think it is? 20 00:02:08,810 --> 00:02:10,700 I don't think it's a plane. 21 00:02:10,900 --> 00:02:13,960 I don't think we should be here. 22 00:02:14,160 --> 00:02:16,920 Boys, we're -- we're getting out of here. 23 00:02:18,430 --> 00:02:20,360 Aaah! - Bruce! 24 00:02:20,560 --> 00:02:21,710 Bruce! 25 00:02:21,910 --> 00:02:23,140 Bruce! 26 00:02:25,100 --> 00:02:27,020 Bruce! 27 00:02:27,220 --> 00:02:28,230 Bruce! 28 00:02:29,140 --> 00:02:30,630 - Bruce! 29 00:02:30,830 --> 00:02:32,720 Aah! 30 00:02:32,920 --> 00:02:34,160 Jimmy! 31 00:02:34,360 --> 00:02:35,500 Jimmy! 32 00:02:37,200 --> 00:02:38,590 J-Jimmy! 33 00:02:40,890 --> 00:02:42,690 J-Jimmy? 34 00:02:42,890 --> 00:02:43,980 Jim? 35 00:02:45,120 --> 00:02:47,610 Who's out there?! 36 00:03:00,600 --> 00:03:02,830 There's Dinos dead ahead! 37 00:03:05,960 --> 00:03:10,230 Fire the laser cannon! 38 00:03:12,540 --> 00:03:15,410 - Yeah! - Yeah! 39 00:03:19,230 --> 00:03:20,680 There's Dinos dead ahead. 40 00:03:20,880 --> 00:03:23,460 - Let's teach them how to die. - You'll die this time! 41 00:03:26,110 --> 00:03:28,690 This Dino spine is mine! 42 00:03:28,890 --> 00:03:32,910 Aaaaah! 43 00:03:33,110 --> 00:03:34,570 Let's go berserk! 44 00:03:34,770 --> 00:03:38,910 Yeah! 45 00:03:39,870 --> 00:03:42,780 Your Dino treachery ends here! 46 00:03:45,260 --> 00:03:46,530 No! No! 47 00:03:51,840 --> 00:03:53,370 Stop! Stop it! 48 00:03:53,570 --> 00:03:54,760 Stop! Stop! 49 00:04:04,760 --> 00:04:06,290 It's the Dino Sorcerer. 50 00:04:06,490 --> 00:04:09,730 Prepare to die, you human fleshbags! 51 00:04:09,930 --> 00:04:11,650 - Eat him alive! - Yeah! 52 00:04:20,170 --> 00:04:22,000 Do a dropkick! 53 00:04:23,000 --> 00:04:24,220 Aaah! 54 00:04:26,350 --> 00:04:28,440 Yeah! Ha ha! 55 00:04:29,390 --> 00:04:32,320 Your space magic doesn't scare me. 56 00:04:32,520 --> 00:04:34,060 Then clearly you don't understand 57 00:04:34,260 --> 00:04:36,150 the true power of the crystal. 58 00:04:36,350 --> 00:04:37,800 Give me the crystal! 59 00:04:38,000 --> 00:04:39,190 Never! 60 00:04:43,970 --> 00:04:47,120 You should have stayed extinct. 61 00:04:47,320 --> 00:04:49,210 Shit. 62 00:04:49,410 --> 00:04:50,950 Gary, this is stupid. 63 00:04:51,150 --> 00:04:52,250 What? What are you talking about? 64 00:04:52,450 --> 00:04:54,120 Yeah. What's wrong? 65 00:04:54,320 --> 00:04:56,560 This is so -- like... 66 00:04:56,760 --> 00:04:58,220 I got to shoot him in the head? That's it? 67 00:04:58,410 --> 00:04:59,960 Why does he get a sword and I don't? 68 00:05:00,160 --> 00:05:02,610 Well, first of all, you have a gun, stupid. 69 00:05:02,810 --> 00:05:04,090 Guns are better than swords. 70 00:05:04,290 --> 00:05:06,610 And, two, you're a girl. You don't use swords. 71 00:05:06,810 --> 00:05:08,920 Um, that's not true. Girls totally use swords. 72 00:05:09,120 --> 00:05:10,230 I kick ass with a sword. 73 00:05:10,430 --> 00:05:12,400 Well, guess what. One, I don't care. 74 00:05:12,600 --> 00:05:14,880 Two, I'm the director, so that's just how it's going to be. 75 00:05:15,080 --> 00:05:17,540 And three, we need to get the shot before it gets dark. 76 00:05:17,740 --> 00:05:19,800 So come on. Let's shoot this thing. 77 00:05:20,000 --> 00:05:21,890 Okay. Action! 78 00:05:22,090 --> 00:05:24,200 You should have stayed extinct. 79 00:05:25,530 --> 00:05:27,160 Holy shit. Are you okay? 80 00:05:27,360 --> 00:05:28,380 Ow! What the fuck? 81 00:05:28,580 --> 00:05:30,380 Who threw a beer bottle at me?! 82 00:05:30,580 --> 00:05:32,070 I did. 83 00:05:32,270 --> 00:05:33,340 You little piss trap. 84 00:05:33,540 --> 00:05:36,080 This would be a great place to party. 85 00:05:36,280 --> 00:05:38,820 Oh, fucking teenagers. 86 00:05:39,020 --> 00:05:40,210 I always thought this place was abandoned. 87 00:05:40,410 --> 00:05:41,820 - It's Billy McDougal! Run! - Holy shit. 88 00:05:43,070 --> 00:05:44,300 Guys, guys! 89 00:05:47,430 --> 00:05:50,440 Are you fucking serious? You ruined the fucking movie! 90 00:05:50,640 --> 00:05:52,620 Get out of our clubhouse, and stop smoking in here. 91 00:05:52,820 --> 00:05:55,100 This place is a fucking dump. 92 00:05:55,300 --> 00:05:56,750 I'm gonna put this clown to sleep. 93 00:05:56,950 --> 00:05:58,540 No, Miles, don't. 94 00:05:58,740 --> 00:06:00,320 Yeah, kick his ass! 95 00:06:00,520 --> 00:06:03,110 Yeah, smile when I knock your fucking mouth out. 96 00:06:03,310 --> 00:06:04,930 Get him! 97 00:06:05,130 --> 00:06:06,890 Hey, whoa, whoa. Oh! 98 00:06:07,090 --> 00:06:08,630 Stop! Stop it! 99 00:06:08,830 --> 00:06:10,370 Fuck off! Leave him alone. 100 00:06:15,760 --> 00:06:16,990 I'm serious. 101 00:06:17,190 --> 00:06:18,990 Knock it off. 102 00:06:19,190 --> 00:06:20,250 Fuck off, man. 103 00:06:20,450 --> 00:06:22,730 I said knock it off! 104 00:06:22,930 --> 00:06:24,040 Fuck, man. 105 00:06:24,240 --> 00:06:25,430 Get the fuck off me! Jesus. 106 00:06:25,630 --> 00:06:28,480 Hey, please use your brain next time. 107 00:06:28,680 --> 00:06:31,180 - You good, man? - Yeah, I'm fine. 108 00:06:31,380 --> 00:06:33,570 Hey, haven't I seen you at school before? 109 00:06:33,770 --> 00:06:35,360 Oh, come on. 110 00:06:35,560 --> 00:06:37,710 You have. 111 00:06:37,910 --> 00:06:39,140 Yeah. 112 00:06:39,340 --> 00:06:41,320 Pretty girl like you. How could I not? 113 00:06:41,520 --> 00:06:44,530 Why the fuck are you hanging out with these losers anyway? 114 00:06:45,750 --> 00:06:49,150 Um, well, he's my brother, 115 00:06:49,350 --> 00:06:51,020 those are his friends, and they're not losers. 116 00:06:51,220 --> 00:06:52,330 Okay? 117 00:06:52,530 --> 00:06:54,070 Um 118 00:06:54,270 --> 00:06:58,500 Why don't you have friends your own age? 119 00:06:59,680 --> 00:07:02,380 I do. I'm just babysitting them. 120 00:07:02,580 --> 00:07:05,120 Babysitting? 121 00:07:05,320 --> 00:07:06,770 You wanted to be in our movie, didn't you? 122 00:07:07,730 --> 00:07:09,300 - Stop it. - Why are you telling me to stop? 123 00:07:09,500 --> 00:07:11,860 - Please. - You got a boyfriend, Sam? 124 00:07:14,780 --> 00:07:16,610 No. 125 00:07:16,810 --> 00:07:18,490 You fucking anybody? 126 00:07:19,990 --> 00:07:20,970 Stop. 127 00:07:21,170 --> 00:07:22,400 Gross. 128 00:07:24,130 --> 00:07:26,750 She's not your type, Billy. She's still a kid. 129 00:07:29,180 --> 00:07:31,450 Look at how she dresses. 130 00:07:34,490 --> 00:07:37,450 Sam's way cooler than you, you troglodytes. 131 00:07:38,670 --> 00:07:40,150 What's a troglodyte? 132 00:07:41,110 --> 00:07:42,470 Oh, it's like a -- like a caveman. 133 00:07:42,670 --> 00:07:45,560 It's calling them, like, underdeveloped, stupid. 134 00:07:45,760 --> 00:07:47,950 - That's you guys. - Why the fuck are we still here? 135 00:07:48,150 --> 00:07:50,120 This shit is lame. Let's dip. 136 00:07:51,770 --> 00:07:54,170 Yeah, run away. 137 00:07:54,370 --> 00:07:56,040 I hope to see you around, Sam. 138 00:08:02,000 --> 00:08:04,360 They're lucky I didn't leave them in a pile of blood. 139 00:08:04,560 --> 00:08:06,140 Yeah, those guys are assholes. 140 00:08:06,340 --> 00:08:08,140 Yeah, they weren't very nice. 141 00:08:08,340 --> 00:08:11,540 Come on, Jack. Say something meaner. 142 00:08:11,740 --> 00:08:13,500 They were dumb. 143 00:08:13,700 --> 00:08:17,150 Divers are still searching for three fishermen 144 00:08:17,350 --> 00:08:20,110 whose boat was found adrift earlier this week. 145 00:08:20,310 --> 00:08:23,380 Many people reported seeing a fiery object 146 00:08:23,580 --> 00:08:26,120 fall from the sky that same evening. 147 00:08:26,320 --> 00:08:28,690 It is unknown if the two events are related, 148 00:08:28,890 --> 00:08:33,210 but police are asking for any witnesses to come forward. 149 00:08:33,410 --> 00:08:37,650 In other news, Halloween is only two days away. 150 00:08:37,850 --> 00:08:40,390 Do you know what costume you'll be wearing? 151 00:08:40,590 --> 00:08:43,880 Coming up, we've got some great ideas. 152 00:09:00,700 --> 00:09:02,970 Sam, why do you always lock your door? 153 00:09:04,060 --> 00:09:05,330 Sam, I know you're in there. 154 00:09:05,530 --> 00:09:07,070 Are you coming out to wrestle or not? 155 00:09:07,270 --> 00:09:09,150 Not right now. 156 00:09:10,680 --> 00:09:13,560 What? Come on. Why not? 157 00:09:13,760 --> 00:09:15,340 We need you. 158 00:09:15,540 --> 00:09:17,950 Because I don't feel like it. 159 00:09:18,150 --> 00:09:20,220 Come on. 160 00:09:20,420 --> 00:09:22,910 We need you for this movie. 161 00:09:23,110 --> 00:09:25,820 I thought you were gonna be my tag-team partner. 162 00:09:28,350 --> 00:09:30,130 Come on. 163 00:09:31,260 --> 00:09:32,490 Why not? 164 00:09:32,690 --> 00:09:34,010 Gary, I have homework. 165 00:09:44,840 --> 00:09:46,420 Just shoot it without me. 166 00:09:46,620 --> 00:09:49,240 And don't do anything that'll get me in trouble. 167 00:09:49,440 --> 00:09:52,410 Fine. Be like that! 168 00:10:15,000 --> 00:10:16,360 Get off me, dummy! 169 00:10:16,560 --> 00:10:18,580 Nice. 170 00:10:18,780 --> 00:10:20,190 Where's Sam? 171 00:10:20,390 --> 00:10:23,150 Uh, she needed to do homework. 172 00:10:23,350 --> 00:10:24,580 What the fuck? 173 00:10:24,780 --> 00:10:26,190 Why would she want a main role in the movie 174 00:10:26,390 --> 00:10:27,720 if she's not gonna be in it? 175 00:10:27,920 --> 00:10:29,420 Yeah, I know. I thought the exact same thing. 176 00:10:29,610 --> 00:10:31,940 It's kind of weird. She's never ditched us before. 177 00:10:32,140 --> 00:10:34,900 Jack, here are the glow sticks you wanted. 178 00:10:35,100 --> 00:10:36,810 Sweet. Thanks. 179 00:10:37,010 --> 00:10:38,900 What are you even doing? 180 00:10:39,100 --> 00:10:40,470 I already told you. 181 00:10:40,670 --> 00:10:42,210 I'm working on the grand finale for the movie, 182 00:10:42,410 --> 00:10:44,600 and it's going to be glorious. 183 00:10:44,800 --> 00:10:46,130 Sure. 184 00:10:46,330 --> 00:10:50,520 Yeah, just, um, don't blow anything up, please. 185 00:10:50,720 --> 00:10:53,180 No promises. 186 00:10:53,380 --> 00:10:55,220 Wait. 187 00:10:55,420 --> 00:10:58,010 So she totally ditched us for homework. 188 00:10:58,210 --> 00:10:59,970 Yeah. Well, guess what. 189 00:11:00,170 --> 00:11:02,580 Sucks to be her because she won't get to film 190 00:11:02,780 --> 00:11:05,020 the best movie ever. 191 00:11:05,220 --> 00:11:07,150 Let's film this fucking thing. 192 00:11:07,350 --> 00:11:11,020 It's pandemonium here as one half of the Berserkers 193 00:11:11,220 --> 00:11:14,330 faces off against the treacherous Dino Sorcerer. 194 00:11:14,530 --> 00:11:18,290 A match that's been 65 million years in the making. 195 00:11:18,490 --> 00:11:21,120 - Now let's rumble! 196 00:11:21,320 --> 00:11:24,040 My kind was frozen in the dirt 197 00:11:24,230 --> 00:11:27,680 until the souls of your ancestors brought us back! 198 00:11:29,860 --> 00:11:31,560 I can't believe it! 199 00:11:31,760 --> 00:11:33,650 The Dino Sorcerer has brought the Berserker to his knees. 200 00:11:38,860 --> 00:11:40,490 Holy smokes, folks! 201 00:11:40,690 --> 00:11:42,910 We're watching history rewrite itself. 202 00:11:46,000 --> 00:11:48,540 Just because my tag-team partner isn't willing to help me 203 00:11:48,740 --> 00:11:49,840 because they have homework, 204 00:11:50,040 --> 00:11:51,500 that doesn't mean that I'm not ready 205 00:11:51,700 --> 00:11:54,670 to fight anything and anyone in this shithole universe 206 00:11:54,870 --> 00:11:56,680 to protect my Planet Earth. 207 00:12:00,190 --> 00:12:01,810 The Dino Sorcerer is hurt. 208 00:12:02,010 --> 00:12:04,510 The fate of the planet comes down to this very moment. 209 00:12:04,710 --> 00:12:05,950 I'm unstoppable! 210 00:12:06,150 --> 00:12:08,210 Oh, fuck! 211 00:12:10,190 --> 00:12:11,560 My arm! I broke it! 212 00:12:11,760 --> 00:12:12,650 Go get my sister! Go, go! 213 00:12:12,850 --> 00:12:14,220 Jack, go! 214 00:12:14,420 --> 00:12:15,780 Don't be a wuss, man. 215 00:12:15,980 --> 00:12:18,390 You don't be a fucking dumbass! Get off my arm! 216 00:12:18,590 --> 00:12:21,170 - It's not my fault! 217 00:12:22,300 --> 00:12:25,400 Fuck, fuck, fuck! Mom and Dad are gonna piss! 218 00:12:25,600 --> 00:12:26,920 I just broke my arm. 219 00:12:27,120 --> 00:12:29,360 Can you stop yelling at me for fucking second? 220 00:12:29,560 --> 00:12:30,750 I didn't want to bike 221 00:12:30,950 --> 00:12:32,760 to the fucking hospital today, you moron! 222 00:12:32,960 --> 00:12:35,970 Too fucking bad! I broke my arm! 223 00:12:37,400 --> 00:12:40,500 God. Sam, this looks so cool! 224 00:12:40,700 --> 00:12:43,060 It's like glow-in-the-dark and everything. 225 00:12:44,670 --> 00:12:46,060 Why do you look like that? 226 00:12:47,150 --> 00:12:48,210 Like what? 227 00:12:48,410 --> 00:12:50,770 Like that. It looks stupid. 228 00:12:51,640 --> 00:12:53,820 Gary, you fell off a ladder. 229 00:12:54,020 --> 00:12:56,650 At least I was doing something for the movie. 230 00:12:56,850 --> 00:12:58,480 You really picked an inconvenient time 231 00:12:58,680 --> 00:13:00,350 to break your arm, honey. 232 00:13:00,550 --> 00:13:02,260 It's not like I planned it. 233 00:13:02,460 --> 00:13:03,660 Well, maybe next time you should. 234 00:13:03,860 --> 00:13:05,920 Your father and I have a flight tonight. 235 00:13:06,120 --> 00:13:07,880 But you just got back. 236 00:13:08,080 --> 00:13:10,010 We'll only be gone a couple of days. 237 00:13:10,210 --> 00:13:12,190 And you got your big sister to take care of you. 238 00:13:12,390 --> 00:13:13,540 No way. 239 00:13:13,740 --> 00:13:15,410 No, I was gonna go out for Halloween. 240 00:13:15,610 --> 00:13:18,150 Oh, honey, you look... different. 241 00:13:18,350 --> 00:13:20,460 - Yeah. See? - No, I don't. 242 00:13:20,660 --> 00:13:21,940 - You look different. - I literally don't. 243 00:13:22,140 --> 00:13:24,070 - Yes, you do. I know it's important. 244 00:13:24,270 --> 00:13:25,900 I'm just dealing with some family shit. 245 00:13:26,100 --> 00:13:28,120 I'm sure you'll have a nice Halloween together. 246 00:13:28,320 --> 00:13:29,990 They're there now. Okay. Yeah. 247 00:13:30,190 --> 00:13:31,820 We're on our way. 248 00:13:32,010 --> 00:13:34,600 Hey, bud, we have to head off to the airport, okay? 249 00:13:34,800 --> 00:13:37,070 You're good to get home with Sam, right? 250 00:13:38,940 --> 00:13:41,780 I mean, yeah, sure, I can bike. 251 00:13:41,980 --> 00:13:43,520 Great. By Gary. We love you. 252 00:13:43,720 --> 00:13:45,180 Outside. 253 00:13:45,380 --> 00:13:47,610 What? What did I do? 254 00:13:47,810 --> 00:13:49,350 You're in trouble! 255 00:13:51,430 --> 00:13:53,350 - Ow! 256 00:13:56,350 --> 00:13:57,970 This isn't fair. 257 00:13:58,170 --> 00:14:00,100 Look, we put our trust in you to be the responsible one. 258 00:14:00,300 --> 00:14:01,540 You bought him the ring. 259 00:14:01,740 --> 00:14:04,110 You were supposed to be in charge. 260 00:14:04,310 --> 00:14:06,110 I thought that meant something to you. 261 00:14:06,310 --> 00:14:08,290 No phone, no friends over. 262 00:14:08,490 --> 00:14:10,240 Is Gary allowed to have friends over there? 263 00:14:10,440 --> 00:14:12,330 Gary's punishment is having a broken arm. 264 00:14:12,530 --> 00:14:15,210 - Are you serious right now? - We've got to go. 265 00:14:15,410 --> 00:14:18,300 No, no, no. I will not be stuck at home with Gary. 266 00:14:18,500 --> 00:14:20,820 - You've got the cats. - We don't have any cats. 267 00:14:21,020 --> 00:14:22,820 If you ever want one, I will buy you one. 268 00:14:23,020 --> 00:14:25,520 Just keep an eye on your brother, okay? 269 00:14:25,720 --> 00:14:28,870 If we die, he's all you've got. See you when we get back. 270 00:14:42,660 --> 00:14:44,370 What the fuck are we doing for Halloween? 271 00:14:44,570 --> 00:14:48,460 I don't know. I haven't heard shit. 272 00:14:48,660 --> 00:14:51,580 I just want to get fucked up and do some fucked-up shit. 273 00:14:53,760 --> 00:14:55,720 Billy, what are we doing? 274 00:14:56,800 --> 00:14:58,280 - Billy? - Billy. 275 00:15:01,630 --> 00:15:03,070 I'm working on something. 276 00:15:09,820 --> 00:15:11,470 Working on something. 277 00:15:17,960 --> 00:15:19,310 Going for another pass. 278 00:15:19,510 --> 00:15:21,530 Situation 14-9 confirmed. 279 00:15:21,730 --> 00:15:24,970 We have the location and remains of the fishermen. 280 00:15:25,170 --> 00:15:27,630 Do we have eyes on the target? 281 00:15:27,830 --> 00:15:29,020 Negative. 282 00:15:29,220 --> 00:15:30,370 Orders are to immediately detain 283 00:15:30,570 --> 00:15:31,940 the suspect who was reported, 284 00:15:32,130 --> 00:15:35,330 and the site is to be sealed and cleared. 285 00:15:35,530 --> 00:15:36,840 Copy. 286 00:15:40,460 --> 00:15:42,420 All right. Action! 287 00:15:42,620 --> 00:15:44,030 Aaaah! 288 00:15:44,230 --> 00:15:46,080 Your Dino treachery ends here. 289 00:15:46,280 --> 00:15:48,600 Surrender your earthly flesh! 290 00:15:48,800 --> 00:15:50,520 You'll never take my skin! 291 00:15:50,720 --> 00:15:52,040 And now dropkick him! 292 00:15:52,240 --> 00:15:54,610 What? I-I can't do that. 293 00:15:54,810 --> 00:15:57,220 Uh, just try it. Come on. 294 00:15:57,420 --> 00:15:59,140 But Sam's the dropkick expert. 295 00:15:59,340 --> 00:16:01,270 Eh, forget Sam. We need more dropkicks. 296 00:16:01,470 --> 00:16:03,140 - Come on, do it! - Come on, kick me! 297 00:16:03,340 --> 00:16:06,050 Yeah, screw Sam! - All right. You're the boss. 298 00:16:07,660 --> 00:16:09,840 Sorry. I told you. 299 00:16:10,040 --> 00:16:12,110 Uh, just do the line! 300 00:16:12,310 --> 00:16:13,850 Give me the crystal! 301 00:16:14,050 --> 00:16:15,850 Yeah, now scream it this time! 302 00:16:16,050 --> 00:16:18,150 - Give me the crystal! - Car! 303 00:16:21,450 --> 00:16:22,540 What the fuck?! 304 00:16:24,670 --> 00:16:25,980 Guys! 305 00:16:29,770 --> 00:16:32,950 - You guys okay? - Yeah. 306 00:16:33,150 --> 00:16:34,860 What are you doing here?! 307 00:16:35,860 --> 00:16:37,690 I'm here to see your sister. 308 00:16:40,210 --> 00:16:42,300 - Dude! - What the hell?! 309 00:16:44,130 --> 00:16:46,880 Guys, you know what this means? 310 00:16:47,080 --> 00:16:48,490 He's gonna make you an uncle. 311 00:16:48,690 --> 00:16:49,660 Gross. 312 00:16:50,740 --> 00:16:51,920 No. 313 00:16:53,400 --> 00:16:55,180 This means war. 314 00:17:03,370 --> 00:17:04,460 Billy. 315 00:17:04,660 --> 00:17:05,810 Hey. 316 00:17:06,010 --> 00:17:08,340 Hi. I didn't know you were coming over. 317 00:17:08,540 --> 00:17:09,820 Yeah, you said your parents were gone, 318 00:17:10,010 --> 00:17:12,420 so I thought it'd be cool to come over. 319 00:17:14,120 --> 00:17:15,860 Nice place. 320 00:17:18,250 --> 00:17:20,390 This place is fucking perfect. 321 00:17:20,590 --> 00:17:24,430 Yep. This is my house. 322 00:17:27,220 --> 00:17:29,230 Jeez. 323 00:17:29,430 --> 00:17:30,580 Parents must be rich. 324 00:17:30,770 --> 00:17:32,930 They should be. 325 00:17:33,130 --> 00:17:36,280 I mean, they work all the time, so... 326 00:17:36,480 --> 00:17:37,760 Yeah. 327 00:17:37,960 --> 00:17:39,370 So you gonna show me around, or what? 328 00:17:39,570 --> 00:17:40,980 No. 329 00:17:41,180 --> 00:17:42,500 Is this your room? 330 00:17:42,700 --> 00:17:44,070 Yes, but, oh, my gosh, close your eyes. 331 00:17:44,270 --> 00:17:46,800 - It's a disaster. - No, it's not. 332 00:17:53,150 --> 00:17:54,890 Whoa. 333 00:17:57,160 --> 00:17:58,650 This is cool. 334 00:17:58,850 --> 00:18:00,340 Kr-kr-kr. 335 00:18:00,540 --> 00:18:01,810 Yeah. 336 00:18:05,170 --> 00:18:07,080 Got a lot of neat stuff. 337 00:18:13,170 --> 00:18:14,620 - What is this? - Oh, my God, no. 338 00:18:14,820 --> 00:18:16,740 It's just something I was, like, working on. 339 00:18:17,870 --> 00:18:20,880 I thought maybe I'd, like, wear it for Halloween or something. 340 00:18:21,830 --> 00:18:23,450 Oh. 341 00:18:23,650 --> 00:18:25,580 I think it'd look very cute on you. 342 00:18:31,150 --> 00:18:33,020 Who is she? 343 00:18:34,500 --> 00:18:36,680 That is Valora. 344 00:18:36,880 --> 00:18:38,340 She's my favorite wrestler. 345 00:18:38,540 --> 00:18:40,120 She's cool. 346 00:18:40,320 --> 00:18:43,870 She stands for, like, strength and bravery 347 00:18:44,070 --> 00:18:47,090 and never surrendering to your enemies. 348 00:18:47,290 --> 00:18:49,390 Always kicking ass. 349 00:18:49,590 --> 00:18:51,220 Cool. 350 00:18:51,420 --> 00:18:53,560 I used to be into wrestling when I was kid. 351 00:18:56,960 --> 00:18:59,180 Think you could take me? 352 00:19:00,400 --> 00:19:01,530 You? 353 00:19:03,660 --> 00:19:05,400 No problem. 354 00:19:07,530 --> 00:19:09,270 All right, go easy on me. 355 00:19:11,670 --> 00:19:12,840 Oh! 356 00:19:14,370 --> 00:19:16,770 You like my moves? 357 00:19:16,970 --> 00:19:18,770 All right, yeah. 358 00:19:18,970 --> 00:19:20,240 Can I show you mine? 359 00:19:27,680 --> 00:19:29,420 Do you really think I'm pretty? 360 00:19:31,820 --> 00:19:33,560 I think you're beautiful. 361 00:19:57,800 --> 00:19:59,460 They're in here. 362 00:19:59,660 --> 00:20:01,290 Okay. 363 00:20:01,490 --> 00:20:03,600 You guys ready to make these guys wish they were never born? 364 00:20:03,800 --> 00:20:05,160 What do you think they're doing? 365 00:20:05,360 --> 00:20:07,380 Sucking and fucking, for sure. 366 00:20:07,580 --> 00:20:11,470 Well, suck time...is over. 367 00:20:19,300 --> 00:20:20,750 Holy shit. 368 00:20:20,940 --> 00:20:22,520 I know. 369 00:20:31,230 --> 00:20:33,670 This is for the beer bottle, you creep! 370 00:20:36,480 --> 00:20:38,680 Aah! Fuck! 371 00:20:38,880 --> 00:20:40,060 Get out! 372 00:20:42,320 --> 00:20:43,290 You asshole! 373 00:20:43,490 --> 00:20:44,380 Fuck you up! 374 00:20:44,580 --> 00:20:46,280 You are fucking dead! 375 00:20:48,460 --> 00:20:49,690 Ow! 376 00:20:49,890 --> 00:20:51,690 You missed me, you little fuck! 377 00:20:51,890 --> 00:20:53,820 Oh, my God. I'm sorry, Sam. 378 00:21:04,520 --> 00:21:06,050 What the hell? 379 00:21:06,250 --> 00:21:07,920 What was that? 380 00:21:08,120 --> 00:21:10,450 - Quit breathing on me. - Shut the fuck up! 381 00:21:10,650 --> 00:21:13,190 Gary, what the fuck did you do? 382 00:21:13,390 --> 00:21:14,540 That wasn't me. 383 00:21:14,740 --> 00:21:17,500 Gary, I am so sick of being responsible 384 00:21:17,700 --> 00:21:19,760 for all the stupid shit that you do. 385 00:21:19,960 --> 00:21:21,810 Grow up, stop being such a loser, 386 00:21:22,010 --> 00:21:24,320 and stay out of my fucking life. 387 00:21:29,370 --> 00:21:32,200 - And get of my room! - Get your hands off! 388 00:21:37,680 --> 00:21:39,000 Fuck you, Sam! 389 00:21:39,200 --> 00:21:40,960 I don't want to be in your shit life anyway! 390 00:21:41,160 --> 00:21:42,260 Stay out of mine! 391 00:21:42,460 --> 00:21:44,350 No, Billy, what are you -- ow! 392 00:21:44,550 --> 00:21:45,830 - Ow! - Get the fuck out of here 393 00:21:46,030 --> 00:21:48,270 before I rip your fucking shrimp dicks off! 394 00:21:48,470 --> 00:21:49,880 Well, guess what. 395 00:21:50,080 --> 00:21:53,190 If you even touch our shrimp dicks, you'll go to jail! 396 00:21:53,390 --> 00:21:54,620 Fucking pervert! 397 00:21:54,820 --> 00:21:56,440 Screw you, Billy. 398 00:22:06,190 --> 00:22:07,360 Gone. 399 00:22:13,100 --> 00:22:16,250 Man, Sam's changed. 400 00:22:16,450 --> 00:22:18,780 Hey, guys, what do you think that light was? 401 00:22:18,980 --> 00:22:20,690 - It really freaked me out. - I don't know. 402 00:22:20,890 --> 00:22:23,300 It sounded like a -- whaa! -- or something like that. 403 00:22:23,500 --> 00:22:24,960 I don't know. 404 00:22:25,160 --> 00:22:27,350 Hey, Gary, you all right? 405 00:22:27,550 --> 00:22:31,310 I fucking hate that guy. He ruins everything. 406 00:22:31,510 --> 00:22:32,880 Fucking hate that guy too. 407 00:22:33,080 --> 00:22:36,050 Right? He ruins everything. He's annoying. 408 00:22:36,250 --> 00:22:38,360 Hey, guys, look. 409 00:22:41,140 --> 00:22:43,240 That must be where it's coming from. 410 00:22:43,440 --> 00:22:46,930 Wait, guys, we don't know what that is. 411 00:22:47,130 --> 00:22:49,190 Don't be a chickenshit. Come on. 412 00:22:51,970 --> 00:22:53,590 Whoa! Look at that. 413 00:22:53,790 --> 00:22:55,810 Looks like something out of a movie or something. 414 00:22:56,010 --> 00:22:58,600 Yeah. Hey, don't go near it. 415 00:22:58,800 --> 00:23:00,690 Why? Yeah, why? 416 00:23:00,890 --> 00:23:05,170 Well, what if that light and sound was a ship exploding, 417 00:23:05,370 --> 00:23:09,570 and this is poisonous gas from whatever blew it up? 418 00:23:09,770 --> 00:23:12,350 Like napalm gas? 419 00:23:12,550 --> 00:23:17,440 Yeah. Or something from space, like aliens or something. 420 00:23:17,640 --> 00:23:19,180 You're just being paranoid. 421 00:23:19,380 --> 00:23:21,010 Why'd it turn off? 422 00:23:21,210 --> 00:23:25,100 Guys, we're gonna tell Sam about this, right? 423 00:23:25,300 --> 00:23:27,630 No. Fuck Sam. 424 00:23:27,830 --> 00:23:30,190 Yeah. I'd rather go punch myself in the dick. 425 00:23:31,230 --> 00:23:33,680 Anyone else hungry? Let's go chew something. 426 00:23:33,880 --> 00:23:35,150 Yeah. 427 00:23:38,500 --> 00:23:41,150 There's something weird going on around here. 428 00:23:42,590 --> 00:23:45,120 Wait. Hey, guys, wait up. 429 00:23:57,600 --> 00:23:59,400 Crystal. 430 00:23:59,600 --> 00:24:02,490 We need the crystal. 431 00:24:02,690 --> 00:24:04,230 Aah! 432 00:24:04,430 --> 00:24:06,230 Something's got me! 433 00:24:06,430 --> 00:24:07,660 Help! 434 00:24:08,530 --> 00:24:10,020 - Yaah! - Yaah! 435 00:24:10,220 --> 00:24:11,980 Billy and his prick friends are hanging out with Sam 436 00:24:12,180 --> 00:24:13,190 in my backyard. 437 00:24:13,390 --> 00:24:14,410 Let's go spy on them. 438 00:24:14,610 --> 00:24:16,010 - Fuck yeah! Let's go! - Yeah! 439 00:24:18,710 --> 00:24:21,940 Haven't seen your brother and those little creeps around. 440 00:24:22,140 --> 00:24:23,150 Yeah. 441 00:24:24,550 --> 00:24:26,160 It's kind of nice. 442 00:24:26,360 --> 00:24:29,170 Yeah, that little shit must have finally learned his lesson. 443 00:24:29,370 --> 00:24:32,210 Are we partying tonight, or what? 444 00:24:32,410 --> 00:24:33,910 I don't know yet. 445 00:24:34,110 --> 00:24:38,610 Great. Another boring Halloween in this shithole town. 446 00:24:38,810 --> 00:24:41,010 Yeah, well, whatever you're doing 447 00:24:41,200 --> 00:24:43,170 is better than what I have to do. 448 00:24:44,220 --> 00:24:46,580 I have to take care of my little brother. 449 00:24:46,780 --> 00:24:48,440 Yeah. 450 00:24:49,400 --> 00:24:50,750 No, thanks. 451 00:24:52,660 --> 00:24:56,060 Well, shit. We got to do something. 452 00:24:56,260 --> 00:24:59,200 We should have a party. 453 00:24:59,400 --> 00:25:02,240 Yeah, you guys should totally do that. 454 00:25:02,440 --> 00:25:05,160 We should party in that old shitty barn. 455 00:25:05,360 --> 00:25:08,330 No, the place is filled with little kids' shit. 456 00:25:10,370 --> 00:25:12,030 We should have it here. 457 00:25:13,810 --> 00:25:15,430 What? 458 00:25:15,630 --> 00:25:17,770 Well, yeah. That way, you can go. 459 00:25:19,120 --> 00:25:21,310 Yeah, right, that's not happening. 460 00:25:21,510 --> 00:25:24,660 Why not? I'm sure you have a costume. 461 00:25:24,860 --> 00:25:29,050 Yeah, she does. And it is very fucking cute. 462 00:25:29,250 --> 00:25:30,440 How about that? 463 00:25:31,740 --> 00:25:33,540 Why not? 464 00:25:33,740 --> 00:25:37,190 Um, because my parents will kill me. 465 00:25:37,390 --> 00:25:39,530 Fuck parents, man. Who cares what they think? 466 00:25:41,800 --> 00:25:45,720 You should just do what you want. 467 00:25:45,920 --> 00:25:47,900 Hold on. 468 00:25:48,100 --> 00:25:51,160 What if we just call your parents 469 00:25:51,360 --> 00:25:54,950 and ask them if we can have the party here? 470 00:25:55,150 --> 00:25:56,510 Problem solved. 471 00:25:58,550 --> 00:26:01,350 Think about what you just said. 472 00:26:01,550 --> 00:26:03,170 Sounds good, man. 473 00:26:09,950 --> 00:26:12,970 Fuck you, Billy! Fucking freezing out here! 474 00:26:13,170 --> 00:26:14,310 Holy fuck! 475 00:26:18,050 --> 00:26:21,150 It's just water, you pussy. 476 00:26:21,350 --> 00:26:22,190 Fuck you guys! 477 00:26:22,390 --> 00:26:24,460 You're fucking drenched, bud. 478 00:26:26,830 --> 00:26:29,590 Hey, we'll keep it small, and your parents won't find out. 479 00:26:29,790 --> 00:26:30,940 I promise. 480 00:26:31,140 --> 00:26:32,550 Billy. 481 00:26:32,750 --> 00:26:35,070 - I don't know. - Come on. 482 00:26:36,200 --> 00:26:39,470 I want to show you off to everyone at school. 483 00:26:39,670 --> 00:26:41,990 I want them to meet my new girlfriend. 484 00:26:44,990 --> 00:26:46,120 Really? 485 00:26:47,600 --> 00:26:49,440 And my parents won't find out? 486 00:26:49,640 --> 00:26:52,390 I swear on your life. 487 00:26:57,700 --> 00:26:58,930 Okay. 488 00:26:59,130 --> 00:27:00,270 Really? 489 00:27:00,470 --> 00:27:02,190 Let's have a party. 490 00:27:02,390 --> 00:27:04,150 We're having a party. 491 00:27:05,650 --> 00:27:07,760 Party! Whoo! 492 00:27:07,960 --> 00:27:10,620 Sam. 493 00:27:12,360 --> 00:27:13,680 Ha ha! 494 00:27:13,880 --> 00:27:15,030 All right, boys. 495 00:27:15,230 --> 00:27:18,820 Tonight we inflict maximum vengeance. 496 00:27:19,010 --> 00:27:20,290 Come on. 497 00:27:20,490 --> 00:27:21,600 Miles! 498 00:27:21,800 --> 00:27:22,730 Ahh! 499 00:27:30,730 --> 00:27:33,700 Happy fucking Halloween! 500 00:27:44,530 --> 00:27:46,190 Sam? Sam! 501 00:27:46,390 --> 00:27:49,410 Hey! What are you doing here? I never see you at parties. 502 00:27:49,610 --> 00:27:52,500 No, my party. This is my house. 503 00:27:52,700 --> 00:27:53,680 Have you seen, Billy? 504 00:27:53,880 --> 00:27:56,900 This is your house? Holy shit! 505 00:27:57,100 --> 00:27:58,720 Yeah, my parents would kill me. 506 00:27:58,920 --> 00:28:00,640 I mean, sometimes you just have to, like, do what you want. 507 00:28:00,840 --> 00:28:02,510 - You know? - Yeah, totally. 508 00:28:02,710 --> 00:28:05,560 Wouldn't be letting people paint on my walls, though, you know? 509 00:28:05,760 --> 00:28:08,560 What? 510 00:28:08,760 --> 00:28:10,650 Sorry. Excuse me. 511 00:28:10,850 --> 00:28:12,030 Whoo! 512 00:28:17,470 --> 00:28:20,090 Dallas, what the hell are you doing? 513 00:28:20,290 --> 00:28:22,490 What? Billy said you were cool with it. 514 00:28:22,690 --> 00:28:24,310 Would you do this to your parents' house? 515 00:28:30,830 --> 00:28:33,400 Billy, what the fuck? People can't smoke in here. 516 00:28:34,530 --> 00:28:36,760 Hey. What's wrong? 517 00:28:36,960 --> 00:28:38,550 Billy, this is seriously crazy. 518 00:28:38,750 --> 00:28:40,330 You said this was gonna be a small party. 519 00:28:40,530 --> 00:28:42,680 This is out of control. You have to help me do something. 520 00:28:42,880 --> 00:28:44,340 Look, Sam, people are having a good time. 521 00:28:44,530 --> 00:28:45,680 That's what's important. 522 00:28:45,880 --> 00:28:46,950 But the house is getting destroyed. 523 00:28:47,150 --> 00:28:48,380 Okay. Your parents are very rich. 524 00:28:48,580 --> 00:28:49,470 They can just fix it all. 525 00:28:49,670 --> 00:28:51,040 Billy, help me. 526 00:28:51,240 --> 00:28:53,080 My parents are gonna murder me. 527 00:29:01,170 --> 00:29:02,350 Okay. 528 00:29:02,550 --> 00:29:04,140 - Party's over. - Come on, just let it go. 529 00:29:04,340 --> 00:29:06,180 - What do you mean, let it go? - Just chill the fuck out. 530 00:29:06,380 --> 00:29:07,710 You can't make all these people leave now. 531 00:29:07,910 --> 00:29:09,960 - It's my house. - Yeah, well, it's my party. 532 00:29:17,840 --> 00:29:20,460 Billy, is that your girlfriend or something? 533 00:29:20,660 --> 00:29:22,670 No, man. She's just the keys to the house. 534 00:29:26,190 --> 00:29:28,770 Okay, people, party's over. Safe drive. 535 00:29:28,970 --> 00:29:30,380 Actually, don't drive, please. Bye. 536 00:29:30,580 --> 00:29:32,080 - Get out. - Sam! 537 00:29:32,280 --> 00:29:34,300 What the fuck are you doing? 538 00:29:34,500 --> 00:29:35,910 Billy, stop. You're hurting me. 539 00:29:36,110 --> 00:29:37,650 You said we could have a party, 540 00:29:37,850 --> 00:29:39,740 and that's what we're gonna fucking do. 541 00:29:39,940 --> 00:29:40,870 Do you understand me? 542 00:29:41,070 --> 00:29:43,610 You scaring me. 543 00:29:43,810 --> 00:29:45,000 Good. 544 00:29:47,080 --> 00:29:48,490 Party's back on. 545 00:29:48,690 --> 00:29:51,100 Let's tear this place apart! Whoo! 546 00:29:51,300 --> 00:29:52,920 Go fucking break something. 547 00:29:57,360 --> 00:30:00,110 They're gonna regret trashing my house. 548 00:30:00,310 --> 00:30:02,540 Fucking teenagers. 549 00:30:02,740 --> 00:30:04,330 What is that costume even supposed to be? 550 00:30:04,530 --> 00:30:06,980 Bro, what's up with your house? 551 00:30:07,180 --> 00:30:09,120 It's being destroyed. 552 00:30:09,320 --> 00:30:12,760 We know you didn't get any candy, so we got you covered. 553 00:30:14,290 --> 00:30:16,160 Okay, what's the mission status, captain? 554 00:30:18,770 --> 00:30:21,390 Just hooked up the drone, and I'm locking down on the enemy. 555 00:30:21,590 --> 00:30:23,090 What do you think he's going to do? 556 00:30:23,290 --> 00:30:24,520 Something stupid. 557 00:30:24,720 --> 00:30:26,090 How do you know? 558 00:30:26,290 --> 00:30:30,050 Because it's Billy. He's bound to do something 559 00:30:30,250 --> 00:30:32,390 What a stupid idiot. 560 00:30:33,830 --> 00:30:35,970 Move. Get the fuck out of my way. 561 00:30:36,170 --> 00:30:38,350 Get the fuck out of my way. Nice costume, bitch. 562 00:30:39,010 --> 00:30:40,790 Get the fuck out. I need to piss. 563 00:30:42,750 --> 00:30:43,850 Come on, my dick's full! 564 00:30:44,050 --> 00:30:45,460 Hey, Billy. 565 00:30:45,660 --> 00:30:48,230 There's a better bathroom in here. 566 00:30:50,670 --> 00:30:53,280 God is good. 567 00:30:57,940 --> 00:31:00,860 Holy shit. Is that Sam's room? 568 00:31:01,060 --> 00:31:02,130 I can't hear what they're saying. 569 00:31:02,320 --> 00:31:04,820 Shh. Be quiet and you listen. 570 00:31:05,020 --> 00:31:07,480 Take it out, Billy. 571 00:31:07,680 --> 00:31:08,830 Trish, I got to piss. 572 00:31:09,030 --> 00:31:11,350 Then do it. 573 00:31:11,550 --> 00:31:14,700 If you'll let me hold it. 574 00:31:14,900 --> 00:31:17,270 You are so fucking weird, Trish. 575 00:31:17,470 --> 00:31:19,750 Is that suck time? 576 00:31:19,950 --> 00:31:21,830 That's not suck time. 577 00:31:23,960 --> 00:31:27,630 Boys, we just hit the mother lode. 578 00:31:29,740 --> 00:31:31,710 Sorry, Jack, you shouldn't be seeing this. 579 00:31:36,630 --> 00:31:38,890 Fuck my life. 580 00:31:42,240 --> 00:31:46,390 Listen up, all you scumbags and scumballs. 581 00:31:46,590 --> 00:31:49,040 Now, pay attention to the TV. 582 00:31:49,240 --> 00:31:50,430 Hit 'em, Gary. 583 00:31:50,630 --> 00:31:52,570 When I was a kid, I thought I had 584 00:31:52,770 --> 00:31:54,870 the coolest sister in the world. 585 00:31:55,070 --> 00:31:56,010 God, Gary, what are you doing? 586 00:31:56,200 --> 00:31:57,620 But I was wrong. 587 00:31:57,810 --> 00:31:59,660 I mean, what happened to you, Samantha? 588 00:31:59,860 --> 00:32:01,230 You could have been tough. 589 00:32:01,430 --> 00:32:03,530 You could have kicked ass in the ring, 590 00:32:03,730 --> 00:32:05,360 and you could have been a legend. 591 00:32:05,560 --> 00:32:07,020 But then you walked away. 592 00:32:07,220 --> 00:32:08,800 You abandoned the ring... 593 00:32:09,000 --> 00:32:11,110 Let's go! You get that shit, Gary?! 594 00:32:11,310 --> 00:32:12,280 Yeah! 595 00:32:12,480 --> 00:32:14,970 ...the fans, Jack, Miles. 596 00:32:16,670 --> 00:32:19,380 You abandoned me 597 00:32:19,580 --> 00:32:20,900 and all the respect you earned 598 00:32:21,100 --> 00:32:22,900 for someone who treats you like shit. 599 00:32:24,800 --> 00:32:26,950 Oh, my God, Trish, Sam is such a fucking idiot. 600 00:32:27,150 --> 00:32:29,170 We throw the best party of the fucking year, 601 00:32:29,370 --> 00:32:30,650 and then she tries to kick everybody out. 602 00:32:30,850 --> 00:32:32,220 She's such a fucking moron, dude. 603 00:32:32,410 --> 00:32:34,740 What did you expect? She's not cool. 604 00:32:34,940 --> 00:32:37,660 She hangs out with little boys. 605 00:32:37,850 --> 00:32:39,300 Yo, Billy. 606 00:32:40,210 --> 00:32:42,050 Can't you see I'm doing someone -- something? 607 00:32:42,250 --> 00:32:44,050 Sam's little brother's on TV talking shit 608 00:32:44,250 --> 00:32:45,220 about you out there. 609 00:32:46,740 --> 00:32:48,490 Come on, let's go. 610 00:32:48,690 --> 00:32:50,620 Get the fuck up. Get your clothes on. Let's go. 611 00:32:50,820 --> 00:32:52,630 Look, she fucking plays with action figures 612 00:32:52,830 --> 00:32:54,060 and is into wrestling. 613 00:32:54,260 --> 00:32:56,240 It was so fucking hard not to laugh 614 00:32:56,440 --> 00:32:57,810 in her fucking face when I found out. 615 00:32:58,010 --> 00:32:59,550 Oh, my God. 616 00:32:59,750 --> 00:33:01,370 Did you see her costume tonight? 617 00:33:01,570 --> 00:33:03,720 She looks like a fucking child. 618 00:33:08,110 --> 00:33:10,210 Take it out, Billy. 619 00:33:10,410 --> 00:33:11,730 Trish, I got to piss. 620 00:33:11,930 --> 00:33:14,170 Then do it. 621 00:33:14,370 --> 00:33:17,220 If you'll let me hold it. 622 00:33:17,420 --> 00:33:20,740 You are so fucking weird, Trish. 623 00:33:20,940 --> 00:33:24,660 Oh! 624 00:33:24,860 --> 00:33:27,040 Get it everywhere. I know! 625 00:33:27,650 --> 00:33:28,970 Oh, my God. 626 00:33:29,170 --> 00:33:30,970 That's the respect you deserve 627 00:33:31,170 --> 00:33:33,150 when you betray your teammates. 628 00:33:33,350 --> 00:33:36,500 Your boyfriend's pissing all over your room. 629 00:33:36,700 --> 00:33:39,540 This dumb little fucker is still in this house. 630 00:33:39,740 --> 00:33:41,110 You're the one with no life, 631 00:33:41,310 --> 00:33:42,760 and you're the one who's a gutless loser! 632 00:33:42,960 --> 00:33:46,420 Just like you and your stupid new friends! 633 00:33:46,620 --> 00:33:47,990 You good? 634 00:33:48,190 --> 00:33:49,550 That was a bit harsh at the end there. 635 00:33:49,750 --> 00:33:51,210 I really deserved it. 636 00:33:51,410 --> 00:33:54,430 So, yeah, fuck you, Billy and Daryl -- 637 00:33:54,630 --> 00:33:56,910 - Billy's here! Let go of him! 638 00:33:57,110 --> 00:33:59,780 Get your pissy hands off me! 639 00:33:59,980 --> 00:34:01,350 Get off of me! 640 00:34:01,550 --> 00:34:02,640 Move! 641 00:34:08,030 --> 00:34:09,440 What is this? Ritual murder? 642 00:34:09,640 --> 00:34:11,230 Looks like a circle jerk to me. 643 00:34:11,430 --> 00:34:13,230 No, I'm not gonna murder you, kid. 644 00:34:13,430 --> 00:34:14,320 Just gonna break all the other bones 645 00:34:14,520 --> 00:34:16,750 in your shitty little body. 646 00:34:16,950 --> 00:34:18,710 Sam, help us. 647 00:34:18,910 --> 00:34:21,240 Yeah, Sam. Have a heart. 648 00:34:21,440 --> 00:34:22,930 We're so sorry. 649 00:34:23,130 --> 00:34:24,800 You boys like to wrestle, huh? 650 00:34:26,710 --> 00:34:28,770 - Ow, my arm! 651 00:34:28,970 --> 00:34:30,330 Let him go! 652 00:34:30,530 --> 00:34:31,770 Don't worry. It's not real. It's just wrestling. 653 00:34:31,970 --> 00:34:33,470 Let go of us! 654 00:34:33,670 --> 00:34:36,030 Sam, he's gonna break my fucking arm. Help me out here! 655 00:34:37,160 --> 00:34:39,640 You liked my moves, didn't you, Sam? 656 00:34:40,600 --> 00:34:42,910 You fucking asshole. 657 00:34:43,110 --> 00:34:45,570 Hey, who wants to see Dallas break this kid's fucking arm? 658 00:34:45,770 --> 00:34:47,390 Yeah! - No, no! 659 00:34:47,590 --> 00:34:48,570 No, you don't. 660 00:34:48,770 --> 00:34:50,010 Are you joking, man? 661 00:34:50,200 --> 00:34:51,480 Come on! 662 00:34:51,680 --> 00:34:53,700 No, man, I'm not fucking doing that. 663 00:34:53,900 --> 00:34:57,270 Dallas! Dallas! Dallas! 664 00:34:57,470 --> 00:34:59,060 Stop! Stop! No. 665 00:34:59,260 --> 00:35:00,930 - Stop! - Dallas! Dallas! 666 00:35:01,130 --> 00:35:03,190 No! I'm not fucking doing that. 667 00:35:03,390 --> 00:35:04,720 - Stop! - You fucking coward! 668 00:35:04,910 --> 00:35:06,330 I'll do it myself! 669 00:35:06,530 --> 00:35:07,460 No, Billy, wait! 670 00:35:20,500 --> 00:35:23,560 Is that a-a fucking... 671 00:35:34,910 --> 00:35:37,130 Are you fucking kidding me? 672 00:35:37,960 --> 00:35:40,100 Why are you acting like a bunch of scared little kids? 673 00:35:40,300 --> 00:35:42,100 It's just one of their stupid fucking pranks! 674 00:35:42,300 --> 00:35:43,100 No reason to break up the party. 675 00:35:45,040 --> 00:35:46,580 Aaah! 676 00:35:46,780 --> 00:35:49,280 It's aliens! 677 00:35:51,350 --> 00:35:52,980 Let's go! 678 00:36:06,250 --> 00:36:08,250 Where's Sam?! 679 00:36:09,810 --> 00:36:11,860 Sam! 680 00:36:12,990 --> 00:36:14,300 Gary! 681 00:36:33,710 --> 00:36:36,620 Fucking arms off me, you alien fuck! 682 00:36:37,580 --> 00:36:38,850 Shit! 683 00:36:39,050 --> 00:36:41,290 Help! Sam, help! 684 00:36:41,490 --> 00:36:42,500 Sam! 685 00:36:44,590 --> 00:36:45,690 Get off! 686 00:36:48,320 --> 00:36:49,990 Sam! 687 00:36:51,290 --> 00:36:53,170 No! 688 00:36:53,370 --> 00:36:54,910 Please stop! 689 00:36:55,110 --> 00:36:58,170 Sam! 690 00:37:03,380 --> 00:37:04,970 Please go away! 691 00:37:17,450 --> 00:37:18,840 Gary. 692 00:37:32,330 --> 00:37:33,460 Gary? 693 00:37:37,380 --> 00:37:38,690 Gary? 694 00:37:41,860 --> 00:37:43,440 Gary! 695 00:37:43,640 --> 00:37:45,880 Hey, do you know where they took my brother? 696 00:37:46,080 --> 00:37:48,400 Please, help me. Please, we have to do something. 697 00:37:50,170 --> 00:37:51,830 They took them to the water. 698 00:37:53,270 --> 00:37:54,920 God damn it. 699 00:38:35,220 --> 00:38:37,010 I'm coming for you guys. 700 00:39:56,910 --> 00:39:58,040 Gary. 701 00:40:00,350 --> 00:40:01,840 Gary? 702 00:40:05,000 --> 00:40:06,090 Gary?! 703 00:40:10,660 --> 00:40:12,140 Gary?! 704 00:40:36,900 --> 00:40:38,470 Gary?! 705 00:40:41,520 --> 00:40:43,130 Gary? 706 00:41:46,890 --> 00:41:48,500 Help me! 707 00:41:58,510 --> 00:42:00,210 Billy, please, help me! 708 00:42:11,470 --> 00:42:12,960 Billy, help me! 709 00:42:17,530 --> 00:42:18,580 Help, Billy! 710 00:42:18,780 --> 00:42:21,330 Billy, please, help me! 711 00:42:26,970 --> 00:42:29,150 Please, Billy, help me! 712 00:42:30,060 --> 00:42:33,030 - What do you want me to do?! - I'm scared! 713 00:42:33,230 --> 00:42:35,560 Just get a fucking grip, man! You got to fucking do something! 714 00:42:35,760 --> 00:42:38,430 Get the fuck off and stop fucking talking! 715 00:42:38,630 --> 00:42:41,000 I don't want to die! 716 00:43:23,470 --> 00:43:25,550 Trish. 717 00:43:31,040 --> 00:43:32,650 - No, no! 718 00:43:33,650 --> 00:43:36,620 What the fuck are you doing?! Fuck you! 719 00:43:36,820 --> 00:43:39,710 I fucking always had your back! Son of a bitch! 720 00:43:39,910 --> 00:43:42,010 No! What the fuck?! 721 00:43:42,210 --> 00:43:43,760 Get the fuck off of me! Where are you taking me?! 722 00:43:43,960 --> 00:43:45,020 Guys! Come on, this is our chance! 723 00:43:45,220 --> 00:43:47,450 - Not happening! - Get off him! 724 00:43:49,790 --> 00:43:51,320 Gary. 725 00:43:52,710 --> 00:43:54,850 Gary! 726 00:43:55,050 --> 00:43:57,670 Your hands taste like shit! 727 00:43:58,720 --> 00:44:01,600 Ow! Guys, guys, guys! 728 00:44:01,800 --> 00:44:03,860 Bye, loser! Can't wait to watch you die! 729 00:44:04,060 --> 00:44:06,210 Guys, guys, guys! 730 00:44:06,410 --> 00:44:08,300 Help! Guys, help! 731 00:44:08,500 --> 00:44:09,780 I'm not ready to die yet! 732 00:44:09,980 --> 00:44:10,910 Please, help! 733 00:44:12,770 --> 00:44:14,090 No! 734 00:44:14,290 --> 00:44:17,310 No! What the fuck?! What is this shit?! 735 00:44:17,510 --> 00:44:19,700 Billy, you fucking piece of shit! 736 00:44:19,900 --> 00:44:22,620 Where the fuck am I? What are you gonna do to me? 737 00:44:22,820 --> 00:44:24,930 Who the fuck are you? 738 00:44:25,130 --> 00:44:26,360 What do you want from me? 739 00:44:26,560 --> 00:44:28,840 Fuck. Just let me go. 740 00:44:29,040 --> 00:44:30,630 Somebody help me! 741 00:44:30,830 --> 00:44:34,150 Holy shit! You're sick, man! 742 00:44:34,350 --> 00:44:37,070 Listen, my dad's a doctor, okay? I'll take you to him. 743 00:44:37,270 --> 00:44:39,320 He can help you. All right? Just let me go. 744 00:44:41,760 --> 00:44:43,380 No. Don't put that shit on me. 745 00:44:43,580 --> 00:44:45,820 Fuck off. No. Get that shit away. 746 00:44:46,020 --> 00:44:48,650 No! No! 747 00:44:48,850 --> 00:44:50,260 No! 748 00:44:50,460 --> 00:44:51,770 No! 749 00:44:54,430 --> 00:44:56,340 Get it off me! 750 00:45:06,440 --> 00:45:07,930 Guys, I can't move. Help! 751 00:45:08,130 --> 00:45:09,710 You've got garbage breath! 752 00:45:09,910 --> 00:45:12,760 Watch your friend die. Watch your fucking friend die. 753 00:45:12,960 --> 00:45:14,240 No! 754 00:45:14,440 --> 00:45:17,240 Billy, let go of them, you fucking asshole! 755 00:45:17,440 --> 00:45:18,850 Say it! I'm so sorry! 756 00:45:19,050 --> 00:45:21,670 Say it! Say you're sorry! 757 00:45:24,720 --> 00:45:26,380 No, stop! Sam! 758 00:45:26,580 --> 00:45:28,510 Shh. Shh. 759 00:45:35,120 --> 00:45:37,160 Sam, hurry! 760 00:45:39,690 --> 00:45:41,480 - Yeah! - Holy shit! 761 00:45:41,680 --> 00:45:43,340 Get the fuck off me! 762 00:45:49,350 --> 00:45:50,790 - Sam, look out! 763 00:45:53,830 --> 00:45:55,310 Fuck yeah! 764 00:45:58,530 --> 00:46:00,280 You fucking murderized them all. 765 00:46:00,480 --> 00:46:01,970 Where did you get the crazy sword? 766 00:46:03,280 --> 00:46:05,160 I stole it off a dead body. 767 00:46:05,360 --> 00:46:07,240 Whoa. Sick. 768 00:46:08,200 --> 00:46:09,280 Where's Billy? 769 00:46:11,500 --> 00:46:12,770 Shit. 770 00:46:12,970 --> 00:46:15,120 I can't see a fucking thing. 771 00:46:16,940 --> 00:46:18,480 Fuck do I get out of here? 772 00:46:22,430 --> 00:46:23,510 Dallas? 773 00:46:25,520 --> 00:46:26,600 Dallas? 774 00:46:35,610 --> 00:46:37,760 Holy fuck, buddy, is that you? 775 00:46:37,960 --> 00:46:39,840 Dallas? 776 00:46:40,040 --> 00:46:42,280 What the fuck did they do to you? 777 00:46:42,480 --> 00:46:44,540 - Aah! 778 00:46:44,740 --> 00:46:47,240 - Fuck! 779 00:46:50,010 --> 00:46:51,510 Holy shit! 780 00:46:51,710 --> 00:46:53,080 Go that way! 781 00:46:53,270 --> 00:46:55,120 That way! Go! 782 00:47:00,940 --> 00:47:03,300 Billy? Hey, no, that's my gear! 783 00:47:03,500 --> 00:47:04,900 See you, fuckers. 784 00:47:06,820 --> 00:47:10,440 I hope a shark bites out your fucking throat, you coward! 785 00:47:11,730 --> 00:47:13,180 Guys, we need to go. 786 00:47:13,380 --> 00:47:15,350 Take this. Swim as fast as you can. Don't turn back. 787 00:47:17,000 --> 00:47:18,800 Guys, I don't think I can do this. 788 00:47:19,000 --> 00:47:20,960 It doesn't matter. We have to. 789 00:47:47,120 --> 00:47:49,090 Where's Jack?! 790 00:47:49,290 --> 00:47:51,830 I don't know. Where's Sam? 791 00:47:52,030 --> 00:47:54,340 Where are you guys? 792 00:48:05,050 --> 00:48:06,400 Sam! 793 00:48:07,880 --> 00:48:09,580 Sam! 794 00:48:13,450 --> 00:48:14,760 Sam! 795 00:48:16,060 --> 00:48:17,900 Get to the dock. Quickly. 796 00:48:18,100 --> 00:48:19,150 Okay. 797 00:48:24,980 --> 00:48:27,030 Come on, Gary! Come on. 798 00:48:34,560 --> 00:48:36,210 Oh, my God. 799 00:48:40,300 --> 00:48:41,880 Come on, I have to go back! 800 00:48:42,080 --> 00:48:44,970 We can't. Those fucking aliens will get us. 801 00:48:45,170 --> 00:48:47,060 But she went out there to save us. 802 00:48:47,260 --> 00:48:50,280 Listen, if we go back, we're screwed. 803 00:48:50,480 --> 00:48:52,240 But it's my fault that they're dead anyways! 804 00:48:52,440 --> 00:48:53,980 I was such a dick! 805 00:48:54,180 --> 00:48:56,940 Listen, man, we were just kids being kids. 806 00:48:57,140 --> 00:48:59,980 We're allowed to be pieces of shit sometimes. 807 00:49:02,720 --> 00:49:07,080 My parents were never there for me, but Sam always was. 808 00:49:07,280 --> 00:49:11,810 And now my best friend and my only sister are fucking dead! 809 00:49:25,170 --> 00:49:26,740 We have to go back. 810 00:49:28,660 --> 00:49:30,710 I'm coming with you. 811 00:49:30,910 --> 00:49:31,930 All right. 812 00:49:32,130 --> 00:49:34,440 Count of three. Three, two... 813 00:49:35,620 --> 00:49:37,460 I got him! 814 00:49:37,660 --> 00:49:38,890 Sam! Sam, you're okay! 815 00:49:39,090 --> 00:49:40,320 Jack! 816 00:49:41,800 --> 00:49:43,980 We got to fucking go! They're coming! 817 00:49:46,460 --> 00:49:48,810 He's not breathing! 818 00:49:50,420 --> 00:49:51,590 Flashlight. 819 00:49:53,640 --> 00:49:55,080 Sam. Sam, he's not breathing. 820 00:49:55,280 --> 00:49:56,560 I know that, Gary. I know that. 821 00:49:56,760 --> 00:49:57,960 Come on. Oh, my God. 822 00:49:58,160 --> 00:49:59,770 Is he dead? 823 00:50:02,430 --> 00:50:04,830 - Fuck, fuck, fuck. Come on. 824 00:50:05,030 --> 00:50:06,920 Jack, please. Wake up. 825 00:50:07,120 --> 00:50:08,710 Wake the fuck up, man! 826 00:50:08,900 --> 00:50:10,190 Come on, Jack. 827 00:50:10,380 --> 00:50:12,000 Jack, okay, don't die on us. 828 00:50:16,560 --> 00:50:18,980 Jack, they're coming! Here they come! 829 00:50:19,180 --> 00:50:20,850 Fuck. Come on. 830 00:50:21,050 --> 00:50:22,890 Come on, they're here! 831 00:50:23,090 --> 00:50:24,720 Fuck, don't stop! 832 00:50:24,920 --> 00:50:26,810 Come on, fuck! Wake up, Jack! 833 00:50:27,010 --> 00:50:28,860 Breathe! Fucking breathe! 834 00:50:29,060 --> 00:50:30,990 Fucking breathe! 835 00:50:31,190 --> 00:50:33,030 Come on, Jack! 836 00:50:36,110 --> 00:50:37,420 Jack, you're alive! 837 00:50:38,940 --> 00:50:41,470 - Jack, you're alive. - I'm alive? 838 00:50:42,690 --> 00:50:45,120 - Go! Run! - Oh, fuck! Go! 839 00:50:47,130 --> 00:50:48,870 - Go! - Run, run! 840 00:50:57,830 --> 00:50:59,090 Come on, we got to go! 841 00:51:03,660 --> 00:51:04,850 Come on, open the door! 842 00:51:05,050 --> 00:51:06,020 It's not opening! It's locked! 843 00:51:06,220 --> 00:51:08,500 Sam, why is the door locked? 844 00:51:08,700 --> 00:51:11,250 Fucking right, it's locked. Everything is locked. 845 00:51:11,450 --> 00:51:12,640 None of you fucks are getting in. 846 00:51:12,840 --> 00:51:15,640 Open the fucking door! It's our house! 847 00:51:15,840 --> 00:51:17,380 It's mine now. 848 00:51:17,580 --> 00:51:20,210 Billy, why are you doing this to us? 849 00:51:20,410 --> 00:51:23,000 Because you guys are a bunch of fucking losers, 850 00:51:23,200 --> 00:51:25,700 and no one's gonna give a fuck if you guys disappear. 851 00:51:25,890 --> 00:51:27,350 Fuck you, Billy! 852 00:51:27,550 --> 00:51:29,180 You're a piece of fucking garbage, 853 00:51:29,380 --> 00:51:31,350 and you're the one who has the shrimp dick! 854 00:51:32,680 --> 00:51:34,170 Guys? 855 00:51:40,480 --> 00:51:42,410 You guys remember Dallas. 856 00:51:42,610 --> 00:51:44,060 Ooh, he's looking pretty sharp. 857 00:51:47,710 --> 00:51:48,980 - Go! 858 00:51:49,180 --> 00:51:50,110 Go! 859 00:51:50,310 --> 00:51:51,930 Fuck! 860 00:51:56,930 --> 00:51:58,280 Fuck off, Dallas! 861 00:52:23,740 --> 00:52:26,230 Come on! Get to the woods! 862 00:52:31,190 --> 00:52:32,810 Come on! 863 00:52:33,010 --> 00:52:35,280 - Go! - Right behind you! 864 00:52:39,400 --> 00:52:41,630 Fuck! Fuck. 865 00:52:44,240 --> 00:52:45,290 Fuck. 866 00:52:53,120 --> 00:52:54,440 - Fuck! 867 00:52:55,680 --> 00:52:57,080 Fuck! Fuck! 868 00:52:58,170 --> 00:53:00,490 What the fuck?! My fucking car! 869 00:53:00,690 --> 00:53:02,880 What the fuck?! 870 00:53:06,570 --> 00:53:09,150 You always were such a fucking idiot! 871 00:53:13,050 --> 00:53:14,270 Fuck! 872 00:53:25,980 --> 00:53:27,430 They're following us! 873 00:53:27,630 --> 00:53:30,170 Don't let them catch you! Bike faster! 874 00:53:30,370 --> 00:53:32,290 I don't think we can outbike this. 875 00:53:33,380 --> 00:53:35,040 Follow me! 876 00:53:46,440 --> 00:53:47,870 Follow me! 877 00:53:55,310 --> 00:53:57,630 Get down, get down. 878 00:54:00,310 --> 00:54:03,070 Shh! Guys, stay quiet. 879 00:54:30,310 --> 00:54:33,400 What? Where'd they go? 880 00:54:33,600 --> 00:54:35,410 I don't know. 881 00:54:35,610 --> 00:54:37,410 Did they finally leave? 882 00:54:37,610 --> 00:54:39,140 I hope so. 883 00:54:47,580 --> 00:54:48,890 You guys okay? 884 00:54:49,850 --> 00:54:51,250 I've never been this cold in my life. 885 00:54:51,450 --> 00:54:53,770 Whoa, whoa. Miles, deep breaths, okay? 886 00:54:53,970 --> 00:54:56,290 We're gonna be all right. 887 00:54:58,290 --> 00:55:01,220 I think the aliens were using human skin 888 00:55:01,410 --> 00:55:04,170 to fuel their spaceship. 889 00:55:04,370 --> 00:55:08,260 I don't want my body to be alien fuel. 890 00:55:10,040 --> 00:55:12,960 I'm never gonna see my mom again, am I? 891 00:55:15,220 --> 00:55:18,350 We're gonna get through this together. All right, buddy? 892 00:55:22,010 --> 00:55:23,660 Uh, Sam... 893 00:55:29,500 --> 00:55:34,550 I'm sorry for being such a piece of shit to you all this time. 894 00:55:34,750 --> 00:55:36,640 You were always there for me, 895 00:55:36,840 --> 00:55:39,640 even when our own parents weren't. 896 00:55:39,840 --> 00:55:42,130 And I just didn't want you to leave. 897 00:55:42,320 --> 00:55:45,430 Hey, Gary. Gary. 898 00:55:45,630 --> 00:55:47,080 I'm your sister. 899 00:55:48,380 --> 00:55:50,470 I'm not going anywhere. 900 00:55:53,130 --> 00:55:55,960 - I love you, okay? - I love you too. 901 00:55:57,650 --> 00:55:59,660 Okay. 902 00:55:59,860 --> 00:56:03,190 So, what do we do now? 903 00:56:03,390 --> 00:56:06,180 I mean, someone must have seen what just happened here. 904 00:56:08,320 --> 00:56:10,230 Just stay put and wait for help. 905 00:56:14,880 --> 00:56:16,590 Go! 906 00:56:18,280 --> 00:56:19,500 Go! Run! 907 00:56:25,420 --> 00:56:26,600 Run to the barn! 908 00:56:38,090 --> 00:56:39,360 What do you want?! 909 00:56:39,560 --> 00:56:44,000 Stay the fuck away from us! 910 00:56:52,180 --> 00:56:53,270 You want to dance? 911 00:56:55,410 --> 00:56:57,060 Let's go! 912 00:57:04,500 --> 00:57:05,720 Aah! 913 00:57:09,380 --> 00:57:11,120 Enjoy the view. 914 00:57:14,600 --> 00:57:18,430 Sam! Sam, come on! 915 00:57:28,170 --> 00:57:29,700 Close the door. 916 00:57:32,310 --> 00:57:34,280 - Did we lose them? - I fucking hope so. 917 00:57:34,480 --> 00:57:36,810 Okay, let's just find a place to hide. 918 00:57:37,000 --> 00:57:38,460 Let's go. 919 00:57:38,660 --> 00:57:40,640 Hey! Hey, let go of her! 920 00:57:40,830 --> 00:57:42,900 Get the fuck out of my hiding spot. 921 00:57:43,100 --> 00:57:45,380 What's your problem, Billy? Let her go. 922 00:57:45,580 --> 00:57:47,460 Yeah, let her go. 923 00:57:49,420 --> 00:57:53,600 Billy, get your hands off my sister. 924 00:57:53,800 --> 00:57:57,650 She saved all of our lives, including yours. 925 00:57:57,850 --> 00:58:00,000 She saved me? 926 00:58:00,200 --> 00:58:01,920 No. 927 00:58:02,120 --> 00:58:04,080 I saved her. 928 00:58:05,690 --> 00:58:07,920 Gave her a chance to be popular. 929 00:58:08,120 --> 00:58:10,620 Treated her like a queen, and what did she do? 930 00:58:10,820 --> 00:58:14,580 She threw the worst party ever, and now we're all going to die! 931 00:58:14,780 --> 00:58:18,410 Billy, I swear to fucking God, let her go! 932 00:58:18,610 --> 00:58:20,280 Billy, don't. 933 00:58:20,480 --> 00:58:21,500 Shut up! 934 00:58:21,700 --> 00:58:22,980 This is your last fucking chance. 935 00:58:23,180 --> 00:58:24,550 Let her go now! 936 00:58:24,750 --> 00:58:26,500 Be quiet. 937 00:58:28,370 --> 00:58:30,550 He'll hear you. 938 00:58:30,750 --> 00:58:32,160 Who? 939 00:58:32,360 --> 00:58:35,120 So your best friend is still trying to kill you? 940 00:58:35,320 --> 00:58:36,950 Okay. 941 00:58:37,150 --> 00:58:38,290 How about this? 942 00:58:39,730 --> 00:58:43,480 You let her go right now, maybe I won't scream so loud 943 00:58:43,680 --> 00:58:45,260 that Dallas will be here in a couple seconds! 944 00:58:45,460 --> 00:58:47,790 - Shut your mouth! - No! 945 00:58:47,990 --> 00:58:50,100 You shut your shitty-ass mouth! 946 00:58:50,300 --> 00:58:52,490 Yeah, I'm tired of hearing and smelling shit 947 00:58:52,690 --> 00:58:54,540 coming out of your face hole! 948 00:58:54,730 --> 00:58:56,280 What? 949 00:58:56,480 --> 00:58:58,410 - You heard me! - Yeah! 950 00:58:58,610 --> 00:59:00,060 Fine, fine, fine. 951 00:59:00,260 --> 00:59:02,460 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 952 00:59:02,660 --> 00:59:03,940 I'll just kill your fucking sister! 953 00:59:04,140 --> 00:59:06,070 You're a psycho, Billy! 954 00:59:06,270 --> 00:59:08,330 Night-night, Billy. 955 00:59:08,530 --> 00:59:09,680 Yeah! 956 00:59:09,880 --> 00:59:11,330 Die, Billy! 957 00:59:11,530 --> 00:59:12,770 Suck crystal! 958 00:59:12,970 --> 00:59:14,720 Go, Jack! Fuck you! 959 00:59:16,290 --> 00:59:18,680 Let's feed him to Dallas! 960 00:59:21,990 --> 00:59:23,600 Oh! 961 00:59:25,470 --> 00:59:27,520 Aah! 962 00:59:30,070 --> 00:59:31,560 No! 963 00:59:33,960 --> 00:59:35,570 Oh, fuck. 964 00:59:36,440 --> 00:59:37,920 Jack! 965 00:59:39,220 --> 00:59:41,140 You fucking monster! 966 00:59:44,490 --> 00:59:45,620 Jack! 967 00:59:49,360 --> 00:59:50,330 You. 968 00:59:50,530 --> 00:59:52,980 Billy, what did you do? 969 00:59:54,020 --> 00:59:56,680 It's not my fault, Sam. You made me do this. 970 00:59:56,880 --> 00:59:58,510 I didn't make you do this. 971 00:59:58,710 --> 01:00:01,650 I didn't make you do anything! You did this! 972 01:00:01,850 --> 01:00:03,690 I said shut the fuck up or he'll hear you! 973 01:00:10,470 --> 01:00:11,700 Billy. 974 01:00:11,900 --> 01:00:12,830 Billy. 975 01:00:13,030 --> 01:00:15,040 Oh, shit, it's Dallas. 976 01:00:15,610 --> 01:00:16,660 Billy! 977 01:00:16,860 --> 01:00:18,480 Let's go! 978 01:00:20,130 --> 01:00:22,230 Go, go, go, go, go! 979 01:00:22,430 --> 01:00:25,020 - Come on! - No, where the fuck you going? 980 01:00:25,220 --> 01:00:26,660 Slow the fuck down! 981 01:00:32,190 --> 01:00:33,590 The attic. Let's go. 982 01:00:33,790 --> 01:00:35,980 - Okay. - I'm gonna fucking kill you! 983 01:00:41,070 --> 01:00:44,560 Fuck you, you fucking maniac. 984 01:00:45,930 --> 01:00:46,780 Ah! 985 01:00:46,980 --> 01:00:48,810 Broke my fucking nose. 986 01:00:55,250 --> 01:00:56,220 Holy shit! 987 01:00:56,420 --> 01:00:57,400 Go, go, go! 988 01:00:57,600 --> 01:00:59,090 Gary, they're coming! 989 01:00:59,290 --> 01:01:02,310 Why won't these fucking aliens leave us alone?! 990 01:01:06,470 --> 01:01:08,540 Dallas. 991 01:01:08,740 --> 01:01:11,670 Look, I fucked up. 992 01:01:11,870 --> 01:01:14,020 I was scared. 993 01:01:14,220 --> 01:01:15,840 I know you're still in there, bro. 994 01:01:18,450 --> 01:01:20,160 I know you're still my buddy. 995 01:01:20,360 --> 01:01:23,330 So fucking fight it, man. Fucking fight it! 996 01:01:23,810 --> 01:01:26,200 - Aaaaaah! 997 01:01:39,950 --> 01:01:41,480 Hurry the fuck up! 998 01:01:46,830 --> 01:01:49,010 What the fuck? Oh, my God. 999 01:01:49,210 --> 01:01:50,610 Oh, Jack. 1000 01:01:58,930 --> 01:02:00,670 Oh, my God! 1001 01:02:01,800 --> 01:02:03,240 Gary, look out! 1002 01:02:04,500 --> 01:02:05,540 Hey, Dallas. 1003 01:02:08,330 --> 01:02:10,370 Come on, I never did anything to you. 1004 01:02:14,860 --> 01:02:16,430 Please, I'm sorry! 1005 01:02:16,630 --> 01:02:18,430 Please! 1006 01:02:25,300 --> 01:02:26,310 Holy shit! 1007 01:02:26,510 --> 01:02:27,870 Sam, be careful! Watch out! 1008 01:02:32,270 --> 01:02:33,660 Oh, fuck. 1009 01:02:36,750 --> 01:02:38,530 Dropkick. 1010 01:02:42,970 --> 01:02:46,370 Sam, do the dropkick! 1011 01:02:47,850 --> 01:02:49,250 Sorry, Dallas. 1012 01:02:49,450 --> 01:02:50,540 Aah! 1013 01:02:58,290 --> 01:02:59,820 - Aah! - Gary! 1014 01:03:04,950 --> 01:03:06,400 Don't let go, Gary! 1015 01:03:06,590 --> 01:03:09,130 I'm holding on! 1016 01:03:15,660 --> 01:03:17,010 Hold on, Gary! 1017 01:03:18,180 --> 01:03:20,150 I'm slipping! I'm slipping! 1018 01:03:20,350 --> 01:03:22,920 No, you're fucking not! Hold on to my hand! 1019 01:03:24,670 --> 01:03:26,110 Aaah! 1020 01:03:26,310 --> 01:03:28,710 No! No, Gary! 1021 01:03:32,890 --> 01:03:36,070 Gary, hold on! Hold on! 1022 01:03:37,200 --> 01:03:38,950 Sam, help! 1023 01:03:39,150 --> 01:03:40,730 Sam! 1024 01:03:40,930 --> 01:03:43,910 Help! 1025 01:03:44,110 --> 01:03:46,090 Somebody help us! 1026 01:03:46,290 --> 01:03:49,570 Please, help! 1027 01:03:49,770 --> 01:03:53,310 Help us! Please! 1028 01:03:53,510 --> 01:03:55,490 Holy shit! 1029 01:03:55,690 --> 01:03:57,100 What are we gonna do? 1030 01:03:57,300 --> 01:04:00,490 Grand finale. 1031 01:04:00,690 --> 01:04:02,320 What? 1032 01:04:02,520 --> 01:04:05,980 The grand finale. 1033 01:04:06,180 --> 01:04:11,770 Send those aliens to hell, and tell them Jack sent them. 1034 01:04:11,960 --> 01:04:15,590 You're a fucking genius, buddy. Don't die on me! 1035 01:04:24,460 --> 01:04:26,600 Fuck space. 1036 01:04:36,780 --> 01:04:38,570 Holy shit! 1037 01:04:46,830 --> 01:04:47,840 Aaah! 1038 01:04:48,040 --> 01:04:49,370 Help! 1039 01:04:49,570 --> 01:04:51,020 Help us! 1040 01:04:51,220 --> 01:04:52,670 Please! 1041 01:05:04,420 --> 01:05:06,170 Grand finale. 1042 01:05:06,370 --> 01:05:07,780 Holy shit! 1043 01:05:07,980 --> 01:05:09,070 You did it, Jack. 1044 01:05:12,730 --> 01:05:14,250 Sam, catch! 1045 01:05:23,000 --> 01:05:25,490 I told you I kick ass with a sword. 1046 01:05:25,690 --> 01:05:27,350 Whoa! 1047 01:05:30,570 --> 01:05:31,850 Jack! 1048 01:05:32,040 --> 01:05:33,630 - Jack, are you okay? - Is he all right? 1049 01:05:33,830 --> 01:05:34,800 Barely. 1050 01:05:35,000 --> 01:05:37,150 Hey, Jack. Hey, buddy. 1051 01:05:37,350 --> 01:05:40,200 Hey, Jack. 1052 01:05:40,400 --> 01:05:41,640 Jack, hey. 1053 01:05:41,840 --> 01:05:43,900 What happened? 1054 01:05:44,100 --> 01:05:46,290 Where am I? 1055 01:05:49,290 --> 01:05:50,820 There was just a little accident. 1056 01:05:51,020 --> 01:05:53,780 But you're in our clubhouse. You're gonna be fine. 1057 01:05:53,980 --> 01:05:55,610 We're gonna get you some help, okay? 1058 01:05:55,810 --> 01:05:58,080 What happened to the aliens? 1059 01:06:00,170 --> 01:06:01,790 Blew them up. 1060 01:06:01,990 --> 01:06:03,830 It was fucking awesome. 1061 01:06:04,030 --> 01:06:05,700 Come on. Help me get him up. 1062 01:06:09,660 --> 01:06:11,410 Come on, Jack. Stay with us, Jack. 1063 01:06:11,610 --> 01:06:13,310 - Sam... - Stop, stop. 1064 01:06:15,750 --> 01:06:17,790 Hey, Jack, what is it? 1065 01:06:19,450 --> 01:06:24,540 Will you protect the crystal? 1066 01:06:33,680 --> 01:06:35,300 With my life, buddy. 1067 01:06:35,500 --> 01:06:38,470 You're the coolest. 1068 01:06:41,730 --> 01:06:43,180 Jack, Jack. 1069 01:06:43,380 --> 01:06:44,870 Wake up. Come on! 1070 01:06:45,070 --> 01:06:46,570 Stay with us, Jack. Come on. 1071 01:06:46,770 --> 01:06:49,180 Jack. Jack, Jack! 1072 01:06:49,380 --> 01:06:50,400 Come on, Jack. Stay with us. 1073 01:06:50,600 --> 01:06:51,620 Jack, come on. 1074 01:06:51,820 --> 01:06:54,100 Come on, Jack. Come on. 1075 01:06:54,300 --> 01:06:55,790 Jack. 1076 01:06:56,960 --> 01:07:00,020 Jack. Come on, Jack. 1077 01:07:00,220 --> 01:07:01,630 Come on! Come on, Jack. 1078 01:07:08,190 --> 01:07:10,110 Shit, shit, shit! 1079 01:07:11,810 --> 01:07:13,380 Shit, why now?! 1080 01:07:13,580 --> 01:07:15,460 Give us a fucking break already! 1081 01:07:33,700 --> 01:07:36,180 We got kids. Bag them. 1082 01:07:39,220 --> 01:07:40,540 They're fucking here. 1083 01:07:40,740 --> 01:07:42,020 Our friend is dying. You got to help us. 1084 01:07:42,220 --> 01:07:44,500 Please help -- 1085 01:07:46,570 --> 01:07:48,200 Sam, no! 1086 01:07:48,400 --> 01:07:50,840 Get it off me! 1087 01:08:09,600 --> 01:08:10,950 Take it away. 1088 01:14:15,350 --> 01:14:19,110 Oh, my God. Family portrait is ruined. 1089 01:14:19,310 --> 01:14:20,850 I mean, what happened here? 1090 01:14:21,050 --> 01:14:22,640 Did they have a party here? 1091 01:14:22,840 --> 01:14:23,940 You got to be kidding me. 1092 01:14:24,140 --> 01:14:26,340 They turned our house into a shithole? 1093 01:14:26,540 --> 01:14:28,290 Sam, how could you let this happen? 1094 01:14:28,490 --> 01:14:30,730 This is gonna cost a fortune to fix! 1095 01:14:30,930 --> 01:14:32,430 Where's Gary? 1096 01:14:32,630 --> 01:14:33,690 I'm so... 1097 01:14:33,890 --> 01:14:35,740 Samantha! ...angry! 1098 01:14:35,940 --> 01:14:36,910 I don't even know where -- 1099 01:14:37,110 --> 01:14:38,570 I can't believe we trusted them! 1100 01:14:38,760 --> 01:14:41,700 You're the one who wanted to have them! Ohh! 1101 01:14:41,900 --> 01:14:44,920 - Is that thing on? - You've got to be kidding me! 1102 01:14:45,120 --> 01:14:47,010 I mean, our place is fucked! 1103 01:14:47,210 --> 01:14:49,310 Gary, if this has something to do with your movie, 1104 01:14:49,510 --> 01:14:50,970 I'm gonna ground you and your sister 1105 01:14:51,170 --> 01:14:52,580 for the rest of your lives. 1106 01:14:52,780 --> 01:14:55,360 These damn kids don't deserve parents like us. 1107 01:15:00,970 --> 01:15:02,280 What's happening?! 4:00,490 Grand finale. 1031 01:04:00,690 --> 01:04:02,320 What? 1032 01:04:02,520 --> 01:04:05,980 The grand finale. 1033 01:04:06,180 --> 01:04:11,770 Send those aliens to hell, and tell them Jack sent them. 1034 01:04:11,960 --> 01:04:15,590 You're a fucking genius, buddy. Don't die on me! 1035 01:04:24,460 --> 01:04:26,600 Fuck space. 1036 01:04:36,780 --> 01:04:38,570 Holy shit! 1037 01:04:46,830 --> 01:04:47,840 Aaah! 1038 01:04:48,040 --> 01:04:49,370 Help! 1039 01:04:49,570 --> 01:04:51,020 Help us! 1040 01:04:51,220 --> 01:04:52,670 Please! 1041 01:05:04,420 --> 01:05:06,170 Grand finale. 1042 01:05:06,370 --> 01:05:07,780 Holy shit! 1043 01:05:07,980 --> 01:05:09,070 You did it, Jack. 1044 01:05:12,730 --> 01:05:14,250 Sam, catch! 1045 01:05:23,000 --> 01:05:25,490 I told you I kick ass with a sword. 1046 01:05:25,690 --> 01:05:27,350 Whoa! 1047 01:05:30,570 --> 01:05:31,850 Jack! 1048 01:05:32,040 --> 01:05:33,630 - Jack, are you okay? - Is he all right? 1049 01:05:33,830 --> 01:05:34,800 Barely. 1050 01:05:35,000 --> 01:05:37,150 Hey, Jack. Hey, buddy. 1051 01:05:37,350 --> 01:05:40,200 Hey, Jack. 1052 01:05:40,400 --> 01:05:41,640 Jack, hey. 1053 01:05:41,840 --> 01:05:43,900 What happened? 1054 01:05:44,100 --> 01:05:46,290 Where am I? 1055 01:05:49,290 --> 01:05:50,820 There was just a little accident. 1056 01:05:51,020 --> 01:05:53,780 But you're in our clubhouse. You're gonna be fine. 1057 01:05:53,980 --> 01:05:55,610 We're gonna get you some help, okay? 1058 01:05:55,810 --> 01:05:58,080 What happened to the aliens? 1059 01:06:00,170 --> 01:06:01,790 Blew them up. 1060 01:06:01,990 --> 01:06:03,830 It was fucking awesome. 1061 01:06:04,030 --> 01:06:05,700 Come on. Help me get him up. 1062 01:06:09,660 --> 01:06:11,410 Come on, Jack. Stay with us, Jack. 1063 01:06:11,610 --> 01:06:13,310 - Sam... - Stop, stop. 1064 01:06:15,750 --> 01:06:17,790 Hey, Jack, what is it? 1065 01:06:19,450 --> 01:06:24,540 Will you protect the crystal? 1066 01:06:33,680 --> 01:06:35,300 With my life, buddy. 1067 01:06:35,500 --> 01:06:38,470 You're the coolest. 1068 01:06:41,730 --> 01:06:43,180 Jack, Jack. 1069 01:06:43,380 --> 01:06:44,870 Wake up. Come on! 1070 01:06:45,070 --> 01:06:46,570 Stay with us, Jack. Come on. 1071 01:06:46,770 --> 01:06:49,180 Jack. Jack, Jack! 1072 01:06:49,380 --> 01:06:50,400 Come on, Jack. Stay with us. 1073 01:06:50,600 --> 01:06:51,620 Jack, come on. 1074 01:06:51,820 --> 01:06:54,100 Come on, Jack. Come on. 1075 01:06:54,300 --> 01:06:55,790 Jack. 1076 01:06:56,960 --> 01:07:00,020 Jack. Come on, Jack. 1077 01:07:00,220 --> 01:07:01,630 Come on! Come on, Jack. 1078 01:07:08,190 --> 01:07:10,110 Shit, shit, shit! 1079 01:07:11,810 --> 01:07:13,380 Shit, why now?! 1080 01:07:13,580 --> 01:07:15,460 Give us a fucking break already! 1081 01:07:33,700 --> 01:07:36,180 We got kids. Bag them. 1082 01:07:39,220 --> 01:07:40,540 They're fucking here. 1083 01:07:40,740 --> 01:07:42,020 Our friend is dying. You got to help us. 1084 01:07:42,220 --> 01:07:44,500 Please help -- 1085 01:07:46,570 --> 01:07:48,200 Sam, no! 1086 01:07:48,400 --> 01:07:50,840 Get it off me! 1087 01:08:09,600 --> 01:08:10,950 Take it away. 1088 01:14:15,350 --> 01:14:19,110 Oh, my God. Family portrait is ruined. 1089 01:14:19,310 --> 01:14:20,850 I mean, what happened here? 1090 01:14:21,050 --> 01:14:22,640 Did they have a party here? 1091 01:14:22,840 --> 01:14:23,940 You got to be kidding me. 1092 01:14:24,140 --> 01:14:26,340 They turned our house into a shithole? 1093 01:14:26,540 --> 01:14:28,290 Sam, how could you let this happen? 1094 01:14:28,490 --> 01:14:30,730 This is gonna cost a fortune to fix! 1095 01:14:30,930 --> 01:14:32,430 Where's Gary? 1096 01:14:32,630 --> 01:14:33,690 I'm so... 1097 01:14:33,890 --> 01:14:35,740 Samantha! ...angry! 1098 01:14:35,940 --> 01:14:36,910 I don't even know where -- 1099 01:14:37,110 --> 01:14:38,570 I can't believe we trusted them! 1100 01:14:38,760 --> 01:14:41,700 You're the one who wanted to have them! Ohh! 1101 01:14:41,900 --> 01:14:44,920 - Is that thing on? - You've got to be kidding me! 1102 01:14:45,120 --> 01:14:47,010 I mean, our place is fucked! 1103 01:14:47,210 --> 01:14:49,310 Gary, if this has something to do with your movie, 1104 01:14:49,510 --> 01:14:50,970 I'm gonna ground you and your sister 1105 01:14:51,170 --> 01:14:52,580 for the rest of your lives. 1106 01:14:52,780 --> 01:14:55,360 These damn kids don't deserve parents like us. 1107 01:15:00,970 --> 01:15:02,280 What's happening?! 72620

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