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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:26,151 --> 00:00:28,142 - You're out! - Out? 2 00:00:28,320 --> 00:00:32,188 You're nuts. He's nuts. 3 00:00:32,366 --> 00:00:36,200 Back home in Hannibal, we had heat over a 100°, lots of times. 4 00:00:36,370 --> 00:00:38,782 Okay. So, Halbrick, don't try to murder it. 5 00:00:38,956 --> 00:00:40,867 Just slip one through the infield. 6 00:00:43,168 --> 00:00:45,375 - Slide. - You're out! 7 00:00:47,881 --> 00:00:49,337 Is Washington winning, dear? 8 00:00:49,508 --> 00:00:53,092 No. Those damn Yankees. 9 00:02:28,732 --> 00:02:32,020 Come on, Smokey. I can count on you. 10 00:02:32,194 --> 00:02:34,105 Casper Niles tried to fry an egg 11 00:02:34,279 --> 00:02:37,237 on the sidewalk in front of his drug store once. 12 00:02:37,407 --> 00:02:40,570 Good ol' Smokey. He got a hit. 13 00:02:40,744 --> 00:02:42,184 In Hannibal, they were always saying, 14 00:02:42,245 --> 00:02:44,987 "Cool air was on its way from Canada." 15 00:02:45,165 --> 00:02:47,907 I certainly don't see any sign of it here. Do you? 16 00:02:50,462 --> 00:02:52,453 - Do you? - Do I what? 17 00:02:52,631 --> 00:02:54,542 See any sign of cool air? 18 00:02:54,716 --> 00:02:58,083 What? What you're blind. Ump, you're blind. 19 00:02:58,261 --> 00:02:59,592 See any sign of what, dear? 20 00:02:59,763 --> 00:03:02,971 Oh, never mind. 21 00:03:03,141 --> 00:03:05,553 It wasn't important. 22 00:03:10,023 --> 00:03:14,858 ♪♪ When we met in 1938 ♪ 23 00:03:15,028 --> 00:03:16,814 ♪ it was November ♪ 24 00:03:20,701 --> 00:03:25,695 ♪ when I said that I would be his mate ♪ 25 00:03:25,872 --> 00:03:28,784 ♪ it was December ♪ 26 00:03:31,211 --> 00:03:36,547 ♪ I reasoned he would be the greatest husband ♪ 27 00:03:36,717 --> 00:03:41,302 ♪ that a girl had ever found ♪ 28 00:03:41,471 --> 00:03:46,306 ♪ that's what I reasoned that's what I reasoned ♪ 29 00:03:46,476 --> 00:03:51,561 ♪ then April rolled around ♪ 30 00:03:51,732 --> 00:03:53,347 ♪ strike three ball four ♪ 31 00:03:53,525 --> 00:03:54,885 ♪ walk the run will tie the score ♪ 32 00:03:55,026 --> 00:03:56,516 ♪ you're blind ump you're blind ump ♪ 33 00:03:56,695 --> 00:03:58,151 ♪ you must be out of your mind ump ♪ 34 00:03:58,321 --> 00:04:01,529 ♪ six months out of every year ♪ 35 00:04:01,700 --> 00:04:04,612 ♪ I might as well be made of stone ♪ 36 00:04:04,786 --> 00:04:07,323 ♪ six months out of every year ♪ 37 00:04:07,497 --> 00:04:09,158 ♪ when I'm with him ♪ 38 00:04:10,792 --> 00:04:12,453 ♪ I'm alone ♪ 39 00:04:14,629 --> 00:04:16,415 ♪ six months out of every year ♪ 40 00:04:16,590 --> 00:04:19,047 ♪ when I cook for them it never pays ♪ 41 00:04:19,217 --> 00:04:20,457 ♪ aahh ♪ 42 00:04:20,635 --> 00:04:22,125 ♪ instead of praising my goulash ♪ 43 00:04:22,304 --> 00:04:25,171 ♪ they're just praising the plays of Willie Mays ♪ 44 00:04:25,348 --> 00:04:27,304 ♪ he's out he's safe he's out he's safe he's... ♪ 45 00:04:27,476 --> 00:04:30,513 ♪ six months out of every year ♪ 46 00:04:30,687 --> 00:04:33,679 ♪ I might as well be wearing crepe ♪ 47 00:04:33,857 --> 00:04:36,394 ♪ life is just an awful bore ♪ 48 00:04:36,568 --> 00:04:38,288 ♪ from which I find ♪ ♪ he's out he's safe ♪ 49 00:04:38,445 --> 00:04:40,686 ♪ he's out he's safe he's out ♪ ♪ no escape ♪ 50 00:04:40,864 --> 00:04:43,355 ♪ you're blind ump you must be out of your mind ump ♪ 51 00:04:43,533 --> 00:04:49,703 ♪ April May June July August and September ♪ 52 00:04:49,873 --> 00:04:52,865 ♪ six months out of every year ♪ 53 00:04:53,043 --> 00:04:54,483 ♪ you're blind ump you're blind ump ♪ 54 00:04:54,628 --> 00:04:56,619 ♪ you must be out of your mind ump ♪♪ 55 00:05:02,344 --> 00:05:03,834 Don't try to murder it. 56 00:05:04,012 --> 00:05:06,879 Just slip one through the infield. 57 00:05:07,057 --> 00:05:10,424 Oh! The ball's in the dirt, and he swings. 58 00:05:12,771 --> 00:05:15,763 If we had one long ball hitter. Just one! 59 00:05:15,941 --> 00:05:17,501 Honestly, Joe, you're gonna get yourself 60 00:05:17,651 --> 00:05:19,391 a heart attack if you keep this up. 61 00:05:19,569 --> 00:05:21,651 - Or at least ulcers. - Wham! 62 00:05:21,822 --> 00:05:24,609 Oh, Joe! Nah! 63 00:05:24,783 --> 00:05:28,492 My friend's sister and Doris, they like baseball. 64 00:05:28,662 --> 00:05:31,369 But they don't suffer so. 65 00:05:31,540 --> 00:05:32,780 Well, I'm going to bed. 66 00:05:32,958 --> 00:05:35,199 I've got the bridge club tomorrow. 67 00:05:35,377 --> 00:05:37,538 - Goodnight. - Yeah. Sure. 68 00:05:37,712 --> 00:05:38,872 I mean, goodnight. 69 00:05:39,047 --> 00:05:41,208 Uh, uh... goodnight, old girl. 70 00:05:51,518 --> 00:05:56,262 Wham! One long ball hitter. That's what we need. 71 00:05:56,439 --> 00:05:59,806 I'd sell my soul for one long ball hitter. 72 00:06:15,125 --> 00:06:17,161 - Good evening. - Who are you? 73 00:06:17,335 --> 00:06:20,122 - A man who agrees with you. - Agrees? 74 00:06:20,297 --> 00:06:23,164 One long ball hitter. That's what the team needs. 75 00:06:23,341 --> 00:06:26,833 You're right about that. You live around here? 76 00:06:27,012 --> 00:06:28,502 My name is Applegate. 77 00:06:28,680 --> 00:06:31,046 And I think we have something in common. 78 00:06:31,224 --> 00:06:32,680 A love of the national game. 79 00:06:32,851 --> 00:06:34,762 Oh, you bet. You bet. 80 00:06:34,936 --> 00:06:37,393 Care to sit down? 81 00:06:37,564 --> 00:06:38,895 Thank you. 82 00:06:46,364 --> 00:06:49,106 You don't like to see the Senators in seventh place? 83 00:06:49,284 --> 00:06:51,149 Well, they may pull together yet. 84 00:06:51,328 --> 00:06:54,195 I'm here to make you a proposition. 85 00:06:54,372 --> 00:06:57,409 Not only would you like to see Washington win a pennant, 86 00:06:57,584 --> 00:07:00,166 but your secret yearning all your life 87 00:07:00,337 --> 00:07:02,373 has been to be a baseball player yourself. 88 00:07:02,547 --> 00:07:04,208 I wasn't so bad in high school. 89 00:07:04,382 --> 00:07:05,838 Not so bad? 90 00:07:06,809 --> 00:07:09,797 They were scouting you for Kansas City. 91 00:07:09,971 --> 00:07:12,508 You still got your spiked shoes and your glove. 92 00:07:12,682 --> 00:07:13,888 They're up in your bedroom. 93 00:07:14,059 --> 00:07:15,595 Who told you? 94 00:07:15,769 --> 00:07:17,054 Would you like to be the greatest 95 00:07:17,228 --> 00:07:19,184 baseball player in all history? 96 00:07:19,356 --> 00:07:21,597 Ha-ha! Big joke. 97 00:07:21,775 --> 00:07:23,015 No joke. 98 00:07:23,193 --> 00:07:24,854 You can be a great ball player. 99 00:07:25,028 --> 00:07:27,735 I can't even bend over and touch my toes. 100 00:07:27,906 --> 00:07:30,067 Try it. Just for laughs. 101 00:07:38,458 --> 00:07:39,458 What do ya know? 102 00:07:42,128 --> 00:07:44,210 With my help, a lot of things come easy. 103 00:07:47,092 --> 00:07:49,925 Oh, uh... do you smoke? 104 00:07:50,095 --> 00:07:52,928 Hey. How'd you pull that off? 105 00:07:53,098 --> 00:07:55,680 I'm handy with fire. 106 00:07:55,850 --> 00:07:57,556 Who are you? 107 00:07:57,727 --> 00:08:00,594 I am quite a famous character, Mr. Boyd. 108 00:08:00,772 --> 00:08:02,808 I have historical significance, too. 109 00:08:02,983 --> 00:08:04,814 'Cause I said so. 110 00:08:04,985 --> 00:08:07,226 Well, alright. If Meg's awake, alright. 111 00:08:07,404 --> 00:08:09,190 Listen, mister, I don't know what the gag is, 112 00:08:09,364 --> 00:08:11,104 but I... I mean, what's the idea? I... 113 00:08:11,282 --> 00:08:14,399 For heavens sake. Joe. 114 00:08:14,577 --> 00:08:17,364 My goodness, talkin' to yourself. 115 00:08:17,539 --> 00:08:19,871 So you finally flapped your lid. 116 00:08:20,041 --> 00:08:21,121 What are you doing out here 117 00:08:21,292 --> 00:08:23,283 talking to yourself, in the dark? 118 00:08:23,461 --> 00:08:25,042 Talking to who? 119 00:08:25,213 --> 00:08:29,206 That's a sign of old age, you know, Joe. 120 00:08:29,384 --> 00:08:31,045 Talking to yourself. 121 00:08:36,725 --> 00:08:38,807 Is anything the matter? 122 00:08:38,977 --> 00:08:40,697 No, I... I was just thinking about the game. 123 00:08:40,854 --> 00:08:42,719 Oh, we went to the game yesterday. 124 00:08:42,897 --> 00:08:44,137 It was ladies day. 125 00:08:44,315 --> 00:08:46,522 And I must say, the hot dogs out at the park 126 00:08:46,693 --> 00:08:48,103 aren't what they used to be. 127 00:08:48,278 --> 00:08:51,520 I had the poorest hot dog yesterday, I ever had. 128 00:08:51,698 --> 00:08:52,938 Is Meg still up? 129 00:08:53,116 --> 00:08:54,697 She went to bed, a while ago. 130 00:08:54,868 --> 00:08:57,359 Well, we'll see her at bridge club tomorrow. 131 00:08:57,537 --> 00:09:00,244 We just came from our ballet lesson. 132 00:09:14,304 --> 00:09:16,135 They couldn't see you. 133 00:09:16,306 --> 00:09:18,171 No, they couldn't. 134 00:09:18,349 --> 00:09:20,089 An amusing little stunt. 135 00:09:20,268 --> 00:09:22,554 It was all the rage in the middle ages. 136 00:09:22,678 --> 00:09:25,178 I think the heat's got me. 137 00:09:25,565 --> 00:09:27,305 You mean, you really are... 138 00:09:27,484 --> 00:09:29,520 Can't believe it, huh? 139 00:09:29,694 --> 00:09:32,436 But, but that's crazy. 140 00:09:32,614 --> 00:09:33,774 It can't be. 141 00:09:33,948 --> 00:09:37,111 The world is full of crazy things. 142 00:09:37,285 --> 00:09:39,901 - Crazier every day. - Oh, gosh. 143 00:09:40,080 --> 00:09:42,822 What are you doing here? 144 00:09:42,999 --> 00:09:46,491 Great events spring forth great men, Joe. 145 00:09:46,669 --> 00:09:49,001 They arise from nowhere. 146 00:09:49,172 --> 00:09:51,413 They take command. 147 00:09:51,591 --> 00:09:52,706 That's history. 148 00:09:52,884 --> 00:09:55,591 What are you talking about? 149 00:09:55,762 --> 00:09:58,299 I have chosen you... 150 00:09:58,473 --> 00:10:02,261 The most dedicated partisan of the noble Washington Senators, 151 00:10:02,435 --> 00:10:04,391 to be the hero, who leads them 152 00:10:04,562 --> 00:10:06,894 out of the wilderness to the championship. 153 00:10:07,065 --> 00:10:08,805 The Senators are in seventh place. 154 00:10:08,983 --> 00:10:12,567 Your powerful bludgeon and sparkling play 155 00:10:12,737 --> 00:10:15,479 will inspire the team to greatness. 156 00:10:15,657 --> 00:10:18,694 We'll call you... Hardy. 157 00:10:18,868 --> 00:10:21,359 Joe Hardy. 158 00:10:21,538 --> 00:10:23,870 You'll be 22 years old. 159 00:10:24,040 --> 00:10:26,326 They'll put a new wing on that baseball museum 160 00:10:26,501 --> 00:10:29,914 at Cooperstown dedicated to you. 161 00:10:31,005 --> 00:10:33,371 "The Hardy shrine." 162 00:10:35,135 --> 00:10:36,671 What do you want me to do? 163 00:10:36,845 --> 00:10:38,335 Just leave everything to me. 164 00:10:38,513 --> 00:10:41,846 - But my job, my wife. - This is a big operation. 165 00:10:42,016 --> 00:10:44,428 You can't let things like that stand in the way. 166 00:10:44,602 --> 00:10:47,014 I just disappear, is that it? 167 00:10:47,188 --> 00:10:48,303 Very simple. 168 00:10:48,481 --> 00:10:49,516 What happens after I stop 169 00:10:49,691 --> 00:10:51,306 being a baseball player? 170 00:10:51,484 --> 00:10:53,020 Then where would I be? 171 00:10:54,694 --> 00:10:57,028 Well, now, of course that's fairly well known. 172 00:10:57,198 --> 00:10:59,234 - Yes, but I have... - After all... 173 00:10:59,409 --> 00:11:01,445 There's nothing unusual about it. 174 00:11:01,619 --> 00:11:03,339 How do you suppose some of these politicians 175 00:11:03,496 --> 00:11:05,202 around town got started? 176 00:11:05,373 --> 00:11:07,238 And parking lot owners? 177 00:11:10,253 --> 00:11:12,289 - But still what they say... - Look. 178 00:11:12,463 --> 00:11:14,829 I've got something to trade here. 179 00:11:15,008 --> 00:11:16,339 I'm offering you a chance to be 180 00:11:16,509 --> 00:11:18,591 what you've wanted to be all your life. 181 00:11:20,847 --> 00:11:24,214 In my business, we have what you call an escape clause. 182 00:11:24,392 --> 00:11:25,848 This is not a real estate deal. 183 00:11:26,019 --> 00:11:27,872 If I don't like it, I ought to be able to get out. 184 00:11:27,896 --> 00:11:29,727 - Get out? - I've got my wife to consider. 185 00:11:29,898 --> 00:11:33,061 Alright, alright. I don't wanna hear anymore about your wife. 186 00:11:33,234 --> 00:11:35,350 Wives, they cause me more trouble 187 00:11:35,528 --> 00:11:37,644 than the methodist church. 188 00:11:37,822 --> 00:11:40,359 I'm trying to be understanding, but all this haggling... 189 00:11:40,533 --> 00:11:43,240 - No. I won't do it. - Alright. 190 00:11:43,411 --> 00:11:44,731 I'll give you a chance to get out. 191 00:11:44,871 --> 00:11:46,077 Oh, sure. In that case... 192 00:11:46,247 --> 00:11:50,115 On the 24th of September at midnight. 193 00:11:50,293 --> 00:11:52,079 I wouldn't do it, but I don't want to have 194 00:11:52,253 --> 00:11:53,993 those damn Yankees win. 195 00:11:54,172 --> 00:11:57,335 - You can say that again. - It's a deal. 196 00:11:57,508 --> 00:11:59,749 - It is? - Now the other hand. 197 00:12:03,056 --> 00:12:04,296 - That's all? - Sure. 198 00:12:04,474 --> 00:12:06,180 What do you expect to do, sign your name 199 00:12:06,351 --> 00:12:09,309 in blood or some phony stunt like that? 200 00:12:09,479 --> 00:12:11,799 Come on. The team needs you. Let's not waste any more time. 201 00:12:11,898 --> 00:12:14,310 I just got to leave a note. Sure. Right away. 202 00:12:16,611 --> 00:12:17,817 I'll get a taxi. 203 00:13:17,088 --> 00:13:20,455 ♪ goodbye old girl ♪ 204 00:13:22,885 --> 00:13:26,048 ♪ my old girl ♪ 205 00:13:27,849 --> 00:13:33,014 ♪ when you awaken I'll be gone ♪ 206 00:13:33,187 --> 00:13:35,894 ♪ can't tell you where I go ♪ 207 00:13:36,065 --> 00:13:38,727 ♪ it isn't fair I know ♪ 208 00:13:38,901 --> 00:13:44,237 ♪ but trust in me and carry on ♪ 209 00:13:44,407 --> 00:13:47,774 ♪ goodbye old friend ♪ 210 00:13:49,704 --> 00:13:54,368 ♪ my old friend ♪ 211 00:13:54,542 --> 00:14:00,208 ♪ there's something I must let you know ♪ 212 00:14:00,381 --> 00:14:03,043 ♪ I haven't said it much ♪ 213 00:14:03,217 --> 00:14:05,879 ♪ I guess I've lost my touch ♪ 214 00:14:06,054 --> 00:14:11,219 ♪ but my old girl I love you so ♪ 215 00:14:11,392 --> 00:14:15,977 ♪ now I know it hasn't all been roses ♪ 216 00:14:16,147 --> 00:14:20,686 ♪ we've had squabblin' days when tears were brought about ♪ 217 00:14:20,860 --> 00:14:26,480 ♪ but in a moment or two we would bill and coo ♪ 218 00:14:26,657 --> 00:14:32,698 ♪ and never even knew what we fought about ♪ 219 00:14:32,872 --> 00:14:38,742 ♪ and now your Joe ♪ 220 00:14:38,920 --> 00:14:42,003 ♪ has to go ♪ 221 00:14:43,841 --> 00:14:48,835 ♪ but he'll come back to you again ♪ 222 00:14:49,013 --> 00:14:51,470 ♪ so sleep your sleep old girl ♪ 223 00:14:51,641 --> 00:14:54,348 ♪ our love will keep old girl ♪ 224 00:14:54,519 --> 00:14:57,727 ♪ till then ♪♪ 225 00:15:08,950 --> 00:15:10,611 Turn around. 226 00:15:26,426 --> 00:15:28,838 Come on. Cab's waiting. 227 00:15:32,932 --> 00:15:33,967 Hey! 228 00:15:36,436 --> 00:15:37,801 Did you... 229 00:15:42,442 --> 00:15:45,525 I can't believe it! Wham! 230 00:15:45,695 --> 00:15:50,155 ♪ and though your Joe ♪ 231 00:15:50,324 --> 00:15:52,656 ♪ has to go ♪ 232 00:15:52,827 --> 00:15:54,442 shh! 233 00:15:54,620 --> 00:15:58,829 ♪ he may come back to you again ♪ 234 00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:01,082 ♪ so sleep your sleep old girl ♪ 235 00:16:01,252 --> 00:16:03,493 ♪ our love will keep old girl ♪ 236 00:16:03,671 --> 00:16:06,708 ♪ till then ♪ 237 00:16:07,800 --> 00:16:12,089 ♪ goodbye old girl ♪ 238 00:16:12,263 --> 00:16:16,472 ♪ my old girl ♪ 239 00:16:16,642 --> 00:16:21,306 ♪ goodbye ♪♪ 240 00:16:32,158 --> 00:16:33,819 - Come on. - Who me? 241 00:16:33,993 --> 00:16:35,483 I'm always waitin' on you. 242 00:16:35,661 --> 00:16:37,264 Not me. You're thinking of a couple of other guys. 243 00:16:37,288 --> 00:16:38,778 It's a mighty fine policy. 244 00:16:38,956 --> 00:16:41,322 Do ya have to sell insurance in the summer too? 245 00:16:41,501 --> 00:16:43,662 I don't have to, but when I see a guy like you 246 00:16:43,836 --> 00:16:45,747 that ain't covered, I get worried. 247 00:16:45,922 --> 00:16:48,880 I've been uncovered a long time. I don't worry. 248 00:16:49,050 --> 00:16:51,132 Everybody ought to have an insurance program. 249 00:16:51,302 --> 00:16:52,382 Next year maybe. 250 00:16:52,553 --> 00:16:54,760 How's the crossword comin', Smokey? 251 00:16:56,682 --> 00:16:58,263 Very difficult. 252 00:16:59,936 --> 00:17:02,143 So Ferguson gave me the signal to steal. 253 00:17:03,481 --> 00:17:04,812 It was a pitch out. 254 00:17:04,982 --> 00:17:06,347 And when I got to second, 255 00:17:06,526 --> 00:17:09,984 everybody's waitin' for me except Ford Frick. 256 00:17:10,154 --> 00:17:11,644 Hey, Lyndy. 257 00:17:11,822 --> 00:17:15,781 What's a three letter word for "a sticky substance?" 258 00:17:21,582 --> 00:17:25,200 Spit? No, that's four. 259 00:17:25,378 --> 00:17:28,120 - Gum. - Gum! 260 00:17:30,550 --> 00:17:33,542 Pay attention to what I'm tellin' you, will you? 261 00:17:33,719 --> 00:17:36,756 Look. What sign's this? 262 00:17:40,643 --> 00:17:42,304 - Hit and run, sure. - Right. 263 00:17:42,478 --> 00:17:43,809 Now you're still at bat. 264 00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:48,507 - I take. - Okay. 265 00:17:48,631 --> 00:17:50,708 Now the count is two and one. 266 00:17:57,076 --> 00:18:00,284 - I don't do nothin'. - How can you not do nothin'? 267 00:18:00,454 --> 00:18:02,911 If I wipe the take sign, watch what follows. 268 00:18:04,834 --> 00:18:07,075 - You go for it. - Sure. 269 00:18:07,253 --> 00:18:09,585 Why couldn't you remember that last night? 270 00:18:09,755 --> 00:18:12,212 You could have cost us a big inning. 271 00:18:12,383 --> 00:18:13,919 It's not that I'm dumb, Benny. 272 00:18:14,093 --> 00:18:17,927 Oh. Nobody said anything about your being dumb... 273 00:18:19,557 --> 00:18:21,798 Exactly. 274 00:18:21,976 --> 00:18:23,536 It's just that when we play the Yankees, 275 00:18:23,686 --> 00:18:25,017 I kinda tense up. 276 00:18:25,187 --> 00:18:27,303 You know, I kinda lose my head. 277 00:18:27,481 --> 00:18:29,517 I figure what the heck's the use. 278 00:18:29,692 --> 00:18:31,228 Will you listen to this guy? 279 00:18:32,945 --> 00:18:35,812 Benny? Benny, there is somethin' different about 'em. 280 00:18:35,990 --> 00:18:37,105 What do you mean? 281 00:18:37,283 --> 00:18:38,552 Well, we don't make them same goofus 282 00:18:38,576 --> 00:18:40,191 when we're playin' Kansas City? 283 00:18:40,369 --> 00:18:42,234 That's what I'm talking about. 284 00:18:42,413 --> 00:18:44,620 Boys, I know you're not yellow. 285 00:18:44,790 --> 00:18:46,200 Smokey, you're crashin' the fences 286 00:18:46,375 --> 00:18:47,956 till you drive me crazy. 287 00:18:48,127 --> 00:18:51,119 Rocky, you played three games with a broken hand. 288 00:18:51,297 --> 00:18:52,577 It's just that your mental state 289 00:18:52,632 --> 00:18:55,544 is off in left field someplace. 290 00:18:55,718 --> 00:18:57,458 Now listen to me. 291 00:18:57,637 --> 00:19:00,470 This game of baseball is only one half skill. 292 00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:02,676 The other half is something else. 293 00:19:02,850 --> 00:19:04,260 Something bigger. 294 00:19:04,435 --> 00:19:10,226 ♪ you gotta have heart ♪ 295 00:19:10,399 --> 00:19:13,857 ♪ all you really need is heart ♪ 296 00:19:14,028 --> 00:19:17,191 ♪ when the odds are saying you'll never win ♪ 297 00:19:17,365 --> 00:19:21,324 ♪ that's when the grin should start ♪ 298 00:19:21,494 --> 00:19:25,078 ♪ you gotta have hope ♪ 299 00:19:25,247 --> 00:19:28,705 ♪ mustn't sit around and mope ♪ 300 00:19:28,876 --> 00:19:31,868 ♪ nothing's half as bad as it may appear ♪ 301 00:19:32,046 --> 00:19:36,039 ♪ wait till next year and hope ♪ 302 00:19:36,217 --> 00:19:39,675 ♪ when your luck is battin' zero ♪ 303 00:19:39,845 --> 00:19:43,258 ♪ get your chin up off the floor ♪ 304 00:19:43,432 --> 00:19:47,141 ♪ mister you can be a hero ♪ 305 00:19:47,311 --> 00:19:48,926 ♪ you can open any door ♪ 306 00:19:49,105 --> 00:19:51,437 ♪ there's nothin' to it but to do it ♪ 307 00:19:51,607 --> 00:19:54,849 ♪ you gotta have heart ♪ 308 00:19:55,027 --> 00:19:58,565 ♪ miles and miles and miles of heart ♪ 309 00:19:58,739 --> 00:20:01,572 ♪ oh it's fine to be a genius of course ♪ 310 00:20:01,742 --> 00:20:05,735 ♪ but keep that old horse before the cart ♪ 311 00:20:05,913 --> 00:20:09,997 ♪ first you gotta have heart ♪ 312 00:20:15,548 --> 00:20:19,132 ♪ a great slugger we haven't got ♪ 313 00:20:19,301 --> 00:20:22,793 ♪ a great pitcher we haven't got ♪ 314 00:20:22,972 --> 00:20:26,089 ♪ a great ball club we haven't got ♪ 315 00:20:26,267 --> 00:20:29,225 ♪ what do we got? ♪ 316 00:20:29,395 --> 00:20:32,512 ♪ we've got heart ♪ 317 00:20:32,690 --> 00:20:36,182 ♪ all you really need is heart ♪ 318 00:20:36,360 --> 00:20:39,272 ♪ when the odds are saying you'll never win ♪ 319 00:20:39,447 --> 00:20:41,938 ♪ that's when the grin should start ♪ 320 00:20:42,116 --> 00:20:44,107 ♪ now you're gettin' the idea ♪ 321 00:20:44,285 --> 00:20:47,368 ♪ we've got hope ♪ 322 00:20:47,538 --> 00:20:50,951 ♪ we don't sit around and mope ♪ 323 00:20:51,125 --> 00:20:54,208 ♪ not a solitary sob do we heave ♪ 324 00:20:54,378 --> 00:20:56,710 ♪ mister 'cause we've got hope ♪ 325 00:20:56,881 --> 00:20:58,371 boys, I'm proud of ya. 326 00:20:58,549 --> 00:21:00,665 ♪ we're so happy that we're hummin' ♪ 327 00:21:00,843 --> 00:21:02,128 ♪ hmm hm hm ♪ 328 00:21:02,303 --> 00:21:04,510 ♪ that's the hearty thing to do ♪ 329 00:21:04,680 --> 00:21:05,920 ♪ ho ho ho ♪ 330 00:21:06,098 --> 00:21:08,339 ♪ 'cause we know our ship will come in ♪ 331 00:21:08,517 --> 00:21:09,723 ♪ hmm hm hm ♪ 332 00:21:09,894 --> 00:21:12,101 ♪ so it's ten years overdue ♪ 333 00:21:12,271 --> 00:21:14,057 ♪ ho ho ho ♪ 334 00:21:14,231 --> 00:21:17,394 ♪ we've got heart ♪ 335 00:21:17,568 --> 00:21:21,152 ♪ miles and miles and miles of heart ♪ 336 00:21:21,322 --> 00:21:24,155 ♪ oh it's fine to be a genius of course ♪ 337 00:21:24,325 --> 00:21:28,489 ♪ but keep that old horse before the cart ♪ 338 00:21:28,662 --> 00:21:31,825 ♪ so what the heck's the use of crying? ♪ 339 00:21:31,999 --> 00:21:33,580 ♪ why should we curse? ♪ 340 00:21:33,751 --> 00:21:37,335 ♪ we got to get better 'cause we can't get worse 341 00:21:37,505 --> 00:21:40,588 ♪ and to add to it ♪ 342 00:21:40,758 --> 00:21:44,546 ♪ we've got heart ♪ 343 00:21:44,720 --> 00:21:50,010 ♪ we've got heart we've got heart ♪ 344 00:21:52,436 --> 00:21:54,051 Okay, Smokey, baby. Let's go get 'em. 345 00:21:54,230 --> 00:21:55,436 - Right. - Now, boys! 346 00:21:55,606 --> 00:21:56,812 Don't forget what I told you. 347 00:21:56,982 --> 00:21:57,982 You bet ya, Benny. 348 00:21:58,108 --> 00:21:59,973 Come on, Rocky. You tell him. 349 00:22:01,362 --> 00:22:04,479 ♪ we've got heart ♪ 350 00:22:04,657 --> 00:22:08,241 ♪ miles and miles and miles of heart ♪ 351 00:22:08,410 --> 00:22:11,197 ♪ oh it's fine to be a genius of course ♪ 352 00:22:11,372 --> 00:22:15,456 ♪ but keep that old horse before the cart ♪ 353 00:22:15,626 --> 00:22:18,868 ♪ who minds them pop bottles flying ♪ 354 00:22:19,046 --> 00:22:20,786 ♪ the hisses and boos ♪ 355 00:22:20,965 --> 00:22:22,330 ♪ the team has been consistent ♪ 356 00:22:22,508 --> 00:22:24,169 ♪ yeah we always lose ♪ 357 00:22:24,343 --> 00:22:27,460 ♪ but we're laughing 'cause ♪ 358 00:22:27,638 --> 00:22:35,638 ♪ we've got heart ♪ 359 00:22:39,733 --> 00:22:42,099 Come on, Smokey, we'll get 'em. 360 00:22:47,032 --> 00:22:49,990 ♪ we've got heart ♪♪ 361 00:22:50,160 --> 00:22:52,367 That's my boys. Now tear 'em apart. 362 00:22:53,914 --> 00:22:55,745 Well, Benny. 363 00:22:55,916 --> 00:22:59,534 I've often wondered what this team did to keep up its morale. 364 00:22:59,712 --> 00:23:01,919 We didn't invite the press this morning, Gloria. 365 00:23:02,089 --> 00:23:03,795 Ah, Benny, you're very foolish to have 366 00:23:03,966 --> 00:23:06,207 this prejudice against me just because I'm a woman. 367 00:23:06,385 --> 00:23:09,047 My paper gives you as much space as the others do. 368 00:23:09,221 --> 00:23:11,052 I only wondered why you got here so early. 369 00:23:11,223 --> 00:23:13,305 I came down to see the naked men. 370 00:23:14,560 --> 00:23:15,800 Could be. 371 00:23:21,567 --> 00:23:22,567 What will I say? 372 00:23:22,735 --> 00:23:23,975 Don't worry about a thing, Joe. 373 00:23:24,153 --> 00:23:25,563 I'll be right with you. 374 00:23:25,738 --> 00:23:27,618 But... but if you just explain how it all works. 375 00:23:27,781 --> 00:23:29,897 Suppose when you were young, you'd had this chance. 376 00:23:30,075 --> 00:23:32,157 - How would you feel? - Oh, boy. 377 00:23:32,328 --> 00:23:34,535 Ah, don't "oh, boy" me. You've got it. 378 00:23:34,705 --> 00:23:36,696 For free, practically. 379 00:23:36,874 --> 00:23:39,741 Just act the way you would if it was 25 years ago. 380 00:23:39,919 --> 00:23:42,752 Enjoy it, Joe. I do. 381 00:23:42,922 --> 00:23:45,914 Benny, my boss is very anxious to find out 382 00:23:46,091 --> 00:23:48,798 what some of your players think of the Yankees. 383 00:23:48,969 --> 00:23:50,584 I'll tell you something right now. 384 00:23:50,763 --> 00:23:52,866 My boys won't play dead for the Yanks or any other club. 385 00:23:52,890 --> 00:23:55,131 Are you Mr. Van Buren, the Washington manager? 386 00:23:57,269 --> 00:23:58,749 Why make something out of the Yankees? 387 00:23:58,854 --> 00:24:00,454 They're a swell bunch of fellas and we... 388 00:24:00,481 --> 00:24:02,267 Oh, yes, they're very polite. 389 00:24:02,441 --> 00:24:03,801 And then they beat your brains out. 390 00:24:03,943 --> 00:24:06,150 Ah, the Yanks are just another ball club 391 00:24:06,320 --> 00:24:07,810 as far as we're concerned. 392 00:24:07,988 --> 00:24:09,174 I read somewhere they're talking about 393 00:24:09,198 --> 00:24:10,688 handicapping the Yankees. 394 00:24:14,078 --> 00:24:16,285 Making them carry extra weight, like race horses. 395 00:24:17,957 --> 00:24:20,824 Yeah? So what's on your mind, Mac? 396 00:24:21,001 --> 00:24:24,664 Applegate is my name, uh... My card, sir. 397 00:24:24,838 --> 00:24:27,295 - I'm busy. See my secretary. - Oh, Mr. Van Buren, um... 398 00:24:27,466 --> 00:24:29,627 I am a long time fan of the Washington Senators... 399 00:24:29,802 --> 00:24:31,167 Listen, Mac, I told you I'm busy. 400 00:24:31,345 --> 00:24:32,865 And, um, for some time now, I have been 401 00:24:33,013 --> 00:24:34,378 beating the bushes for talent. 402 00:24:34,556 --> 00:24:38,174 And, uh, this is my protege. Young Joe Hardy. 403 00:24:38,352 --> 00:24:39,871 Joe's quite a boy with a bat in his hands, 404 00:24:39,895 --> 00:24:42,227 and I'd like you to give him a trial. 405 00:24:42,398 --> 00:24:44,138 Where you been playin', son? 406 00:24:44,316 --> 00:24:48,525 - Oh, um... here and there. - Where's here and there? 407 00:24:48,696 --> 00:24:50,857 Well, if you just give me a chance 408 00:24:51,031 --> 00:24:52,425 Mr. Van Buren, just let me hit a few. 409 00:24:52,449 --> 00:24:53,814 What have you got to lose? 410 00:24:54,994 --> 00:24:56,074 Smokey. 411 00:24:56,245 --> 00:24:57,655 He can hit the ball a country mile. 412 00:24:57,830 --> 00:24:59,036 - You want me, Benny? - Yeah. 413 00:24:59,206 --> 00:25:00,946 Take this boy down to the batting cage. 414 00:25:01,125 --> 00:25:02,602 Gee, thanks, Mr. Van Buren. And I certainly... 415 00:25:02,626 --> 00:25:04,207 Tell Buster to throw him a few. 416 00:25:04,378 --> 00:25:07,040 Sure thing. Let's go, Mac. 417 00:25:07,214 --> 00:25:10,206 Just a minute. Where do you think you're going? 418 00:25:10,384 --> 00:25:11,840 Well, my protege may need my advice. 419 00:25:12,011 --> 00:25:13,771 Buster will give him all the advice he needs. 420 00:25:13,846 --> 00:25:15,586 If you want to watch, go out in the stands. 421 00:25:15,764 --> 00:25:18,176 The field is for ball players. 422 00:25:18,350 --> 00:25:20,932 You don't mind, do you? 423 00:25:21,103 --> 00:25:23,059 Love it, Mac. Just love it. 424 00:25:25,607 --> 00:25:27,723 Are you coming, my attractive friend? 425 00:25:27,901 --> 00:25:31,359 Well, I'll look. But nothing will happen. 426 00:25:31,530 --> 00:25:33,066 You wanha bet? 427 00:25:36,785 --> 00:25:38,901 Hey I can't... I can't get these on. 428 00:25:39,079 --> 00:25:40,785 Here, buddy. Try these. 429 00:25:42,541 --> 00:25:44,202 Gee, thanks. 430 00:25:44,376 --> 00:25:46,742 What's the idea, that your boy can't get his shoes on? 431 00:25:46,920 --> 00:25:49,878 Ah! Ha ha ha. It's my fault. Uh... 432 00:25:50,049 --> 00:25:53,712 An oversight. The boys grow bigger these days. 433 00:25:53,886 --> 00:25:55,672 What are you talking about? 434 00:25:55,846 --> 00:25:57,382 Have you got a good seat? 435 00:25:59,975 --> 00:26:03,217 Of course not. You can't trust any newspaper woman. 436 00:26:03,395 --> 00:26:04,635 But what am I gonna do? 437 00:26:14,239 --> 00:26:15,354 Not bad. 438 00:26:49,024 --> 00:26:51,436 I just can't believe the kid is as good as all that. 439 00:26:51,610 --> 00:26:53,191 How could he be? 440 00:26:53,362 --> 00:26:55,353 Where would he have been keeping himself? 441 00:26:55,531 --> 00:26:56,816 - Henry. - Yes, Benny. 442 00:26:56,990 --> 00:26:59,231 Go out there and tell Buster to throw hard. 443 00:26:59,409 --> 00:27:03,118 He is throwing hard. Can't you hear him grunt? 444 00:27:03,288 --> 00:27:05,324 Well, go out there and tell him to bear it down. 445 00:27:05,499 --> 00:27:06,830 Sure, Benny. 446 00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:08,410 Battin' practice is one thing. 447 00:27:08,585 --> 00:27:10,416 But how does he do in a game, huh? 448 00:27:10,587 --> 00:27:12,543 He's got a nice swing. 449 00:27:20,430 --> 00:27:22,796 - He's gone. - Over the fence. 450 00:27:22,975 --> 00:27:27,093 Just luck. This is costin' the club money. 451 00:27:27,271 --> 00:27:29,353 Hey, kid. 452 00:27:29,523 --> 00:27:31,764 Yeah, you. Come here. 453 00:27:35,529 --> 00:27:37,190 What did you say your name was? Joe, uh... 454 00:27:37,364 --> 00:27:38,729 Yes sir, Joe. Joe Hardy. 455 00:27:38,907 --> 00:27:40,443 Well, you hit the ball pretty good. 456 00:27:40,617 --> 00:27:42,073 - Thanks. - How's your fielding? 457 00:27:42,244 --> 00:27:45,577 - Uh, I don't know. - You don't know? 458 00:27:45,747 --> 00:27:47,392 Well, I... I mean... I meant my manager was supposed... 459 00:27:47,416 --> 00:27:48,781 You want me, Joe? 460 00:27:48,959 --> 00:27:50,119 Well, yeah Mr. Applegate. 461 00:27:50,294 --> 00:27:52,501 They, uh, they want me to field some. 462 00:27:52,671 --> 00:27:54,252 Well, go ahead, boy. 463 00:27:54,423 --> 00:27:56,379 You can do anything, you know that. 464 00:28:00,012 --> 00:28:01,548 How do you like my boy, Mr. Van Buren? 465 00:28:01,722 --> 00:28:03,587 - Not bad. - Not bad? 466 00:28:03,765 --> 00:28:06,131 Did he kiss that horsehide right out of the park? 467 00:28:06,310 --> 00:28:08,150 Did he get the fat end of the bat on that pill? 468 00:28:08,270 --> 00:28:11,387 Bye bye, baby. How about that? 469 00:28:11,565 --> 00:28:14,181 Hey. Who's up there? Mel Allen? 470 00:28:19,072 --> 00:28:22,360 Hey! He's got an arm. 471 00:28:22,534 --> 00:28:25,116 Got an arm? He's got an arm like a cannon. 472 00:28:28,665 --> 00:28:30,496 What's the story on this kid? 473 00:28:30,667 --> 00:28:31,978 You saw the way he was hittin' em, didn't you? 474 00:28:32,002 --> 00:28:33,663 Over the garden wall. 475 00:28:33,837 --> 00:28:35,919 Atta boy, Joe. Rifle it home, boy. 476 00:28:36,089 --> 00:28:37,829 - Rifle it home. - Where's he come from? 477 00:28:38,008 --> 00:28:39,544 His name is Joe Hardy. 478 00:28:39,718 --> 00:28:41,128 Who's he been playing for? 479 00:28:41,303 --> 00:28:44,010 He weighs a 193 pounds and he chews Juicy Fruit. 480 00:28:44,181 --> 00:28:46,422 You're a big help. 481 00:28:46,600 --> 00:28:49,467 Never played on anything, but sand lot ball, huh? 482 00:28:49,645 --> 00:28:51,101 - Whereabouts? - Uh... 483 00:28:51,271 --> 00:28:52,386 - Out west. - Yeah. 484 00:28:52,564 --> 00:28:54,304 The, uh, the midwest. Uh... Hannibal. 485 00:28:54,483 --> 00:28:56,565 - Hannibal, Missouri. - Is that your home town? 486 00:28:56,735 --> 00:28:58,100 Uh, yeah, that's it. 487 00:28:58,278 --> 00:29:00,143 Boy, it, uh, it sure gets hot there sometimes. 488 00:29:00,322 --> 00:29:01,883 We just sit around and wait for that cold air 489 00:29:01,907 --> 00:29:03,818 to come down from Canada. 490 00:29:03,992 --> 00:29:06,233 - Well, you do pretty good. - Gee, thanks. 491 00:29:06,411 --> 00:29:08,026 I think we might give you a contract. 492 00:29:08,205 --> 00:29:10,947 Send you out to one of our farm clubs. For a little seasoning. 493 00:29:11,124 --> 00:29:14,161 Seasoning? That's ridiculous. 494 00:29:14,336 --> 00:29:16,452 - How about it, kid? - Uh, no, no. 495 00:29:16,630 --> 00:29:19,212 - I don't think so. - What do you mean? 496 00:29:19,383 --> 00:29:22,841 Well, uh, I um... I haven't got time. 497 00:29:23,011 --> 00:29:26,344 - Time? - Baseball's in a rut. 498 00:29:26,515 --> 00:29:28,676 If Babe Ruth came here looking for a chance, 499 00:29:28,850 --> 00:29:31,341 you would send him to Little Rock for three years. 500 00:29:31,520 --> 00:29:34,478 Alright, Joe. Come on. We'll go where we'll be appreciated. 501 00:29:37,693 --> 00:29:39,934 Gee, Mr. Van Buren. Give me one more chance, will you? 502 00:29:40,112 --> 00:29:41,818 - I love the Senators. - So do I... 503 00:29:41,989 --> 00:29:44,196 and there's only a few of us left. 504 00:29:45,617 --> 00:29:47,198 Get your bat. 505 00:29:48,328 --> 00:29:49,818 Buster. 506 00:30:06,847 --> 00:30:08,553 More seasoning, huh? 507 00:30:08,724 --> 00:30:11,340 The ball is only going for a 600 foot ride. 508 00:30:14,313 --> 00:30:16,850 That's the longest ball I ever saw in my life. 509 00:30:18,775 --> 00:30:20,436 I swallowed my chewing tobacco. 510 00:30:21,653 --> 00:30:23,439 I just can't believe it. 511 00:30:23,613 --> 00:30:25,399 Where would he have been all these years? 512 00:30:28,118 --> 00:30:29,733 Okay, you win, get a uniform. 513 00:30:29,911 --> 00:30:31,117 - You mean it? - I mean it. 514 00:30:31,288 --> 00:30:34,906 Well, I made it. Oh, man, oh, man. 515 00:30:35,083 --> 00:30:36,994 Hey, Mr. Applegate, how could I ever thank you. 516 00:30:37,169 --> 00:30:38,375 I'll find some way. 517 00:30:42,174 --> 00:30:44,256 Your attention please. 518 00:30:44,426 --> 00:30:46,917 Now coming into bat for Sohovic 519 00:30:47,095 --> 00:30:50,633 number two, Joe Hardy. 520 00:30:50,807 --> 00:30:51,868 There he comes now, that's the kid 521 00:30:51,892 --> 00:30:53,473 I wrote the story about. 522 00:30:59,316 --> 00:31:00,476 Strike! 523 00:31:00,650 --> 00:31:02,060 Right down the middle. 524 00:31:02,235 --> 00:31:04,226 Why don't you look at it, you bum? 525 00:31:04,404 --> 00:31:06,986 What a ball club! Where did they pick him up? 526 00:31:08,867 --> 00:31:10,232 Wow! 527 00:31:13,455 --> 00:31:14,455 What a belt! 528 00:31:14,498 --> 00:31:15,498 Clean over the fence. 529 00:31:15,582 --> 00:31:16,809 I told you that guy looked good 530 00:31:16,833 --> 00:31:18,118 when he first come up to bat. 531 00:31:24,841 --> 00:31:27,457 It's just too good to be true, Mr. Welch. 532 00:31:27,636 --> 00:31:29,126 In practice, he was terrific. 533 00:31:29,304 --> 00:31:30,669 Well, I said to myself, 534 00:31:30,847 --> 00:31:32,712 he'll choke up when he gets in the game. 535 00:31:32,891 --> 00:31:35,803 He belts two out of the ballpark. 536 00:31:35,977 --> 00:31:39,970 Well, let's do anything we can to make him happy. 537 00:31:40,148 --> 00:31:41,684 Let's get a lot of publicity. 538 00:31:41,858 --> 00:31:43,439 - No, no, no, not yet. - Huh? 539 00:31:43,610 --> 00:31:45,316 He seems to be afraid of reporters. 540 00:31:45,487 --> 00:31:46,852 - Afraid? - Yeah. 541 00:31:47,030 --> 00:31:48,395 I showed him that cute story 542 00:31:48,573 --> 00:31:50,564 Gloria Thorpe did yesterday about his shoes 543 00:31:50,742 --> 00:31:52,903 and I swear he turned pale. 544 00:31:53,078 --> 00:31:55,158 She's down there now trying to get a follow up on it. 545 00:31:55,205 --> 00:31:57,867 - But Joe's ducking her. - Oh? 546 00:31:58,041 --> 00:31:59,781 He's a strange boy, Mr. Welch. 547 00:32:01,044 --> 00:32:02,159 Very strange. 548 00:32:06,174 --> 00:32:08,460 What's Joe trying to do anyway? 549 00:32:08,635 --> 00:32:10,626 - Avoid me? - Oh, no, Miss Thorpe. 550 00:32:10,804 --> 00:32:13,466 - He wouldn't do that. - Well... 551 00:32:13,640 --> 00:32:16,177 Didn't he like that stuff I wrote yesterday? 552 00:32:16,351 --> 00:32:18,182 You guys would go for that, wouldn't you? 553 00:32:18,353 --> 00:32:20,810 - Any time, lady. - Now tell me. 554 00:32:20,981 --> 00:32:22,437 What's he like really? 555 00:32:22,607 --> 00:32:25,895 - He takes it serious. - Oh, dedicated Dan, huh? 556 00:32:26,069 --> 00:32:28,435 - Huh? - Wait a minute. I got it. 557 00:32:28,613 --> 00:32:30,478 Shoeless Joe Hardy. 558 00:32:30,657 --> 00:32:32,067 Is that what you're gonna call him? 559 00:32:32,242 --> 00:32:33,682 It's what everybody's gonna call him. 560 00:32:33,785 --> 00:32:35,776 Shoeless Joe, huh? That's pretty good. 561 00:32:35,954 --> 00:32:37,319 I'll help you celebrate, boys. 562 00:32:37,497 --> 00:32:39,829 - Oh, what's the gag? - Let's make Joe famous. 563 00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:41,865 - Sure, I'm willing. - Okay. 564 00:32:42,043 --> 00:32:43,408 How do we make him famous? 565 00:32:45,505 --> 00:32:47,416 ♪ Shoeless Joe from Hannibal MO ♪ 566 00:32:49,259 --> 00:32:50,920 ♪ Shoeless Joe from Hannibal MO ♪ 567 00:32:51,094 --> 00:32:53,050 a little hoedown in honor of our new star. 568 00:32:53,221 --> 00:32:54,961 ♪ Shoeless Joe from Hannibal MO ♪ 569 00:32:55,140 --> 00:32:56,755 what'd you say his name was? 570 00:32:56,933 --> 00:32:58,719 ♪ Shoeless Joe from Hannibal MO ♪ 571 00:32:58,894 --> 00:33:00,430 she's gonna call him Shoeless Joe! 572 00:33:00,604 --> 00:33:03,391 Gee, Miss Thorpe, you sure get some wonderful ideas. 573 00:33:03,565 --> 00:33:05,726 Oh, I got lots of ideas. 574 00:33:05,901 --> 00:33:07,516 ♪ who came along in a puff of smoke? ♪ 575 00:33:07,694 --> 00:33:09,230 ♪ Shoeless Joe from Hannibal MO ♪ 576 00:33:09,404 --> 00:33:11,269 ♪ strong as the heart of a mighty oak ♪ 577 00:33:11,448 --> 00:33:12,938 ♪ Shoeless Joe from Hannibal MO ♪ 578 00:33:13,116 --> 00:33:14,902 ♪ lucky are we to be having him ♪ 579 00:33:15,076 --> 00:33:16,782 ♪ Shoeless Joe from Hannibal MO ♪ 580 00:33:16,953 --> 00:33:18,568 ♪ just when the future was lookin' grim ♪ 581 00:33:18,747 --> 00:33:20,283 ♪ Shoeless Joe from Hannibal MO ♪ 582 00:33:20,457 --> 00:33:23,995 ♪ came a long long way to be with us today ♪ 583 00:33:24,169 --> 00:33:26,034 ♪ with arms of steel like Hercules ♪ 584 00:33:26,213 --> 00:33:27,828 ♪ yeow ♪ 585 00:33:28,006 --> 00:33:29,371 ♪ feet as fleet as Mercury's ♪ 586 00:33:31,593 --> 00:33:33,083 ♪ he'll fight for us do right for us ♪ 587 00:33:33,261 --> 00:33:35,001 ♪ he'll be a beacon light for us ♪ 588 00:33:35,180 --> 00:33:36,716 ♪ he's Shoeless Joe from Hannibal MO ♪ 589 00:33:36,890 --> 00:33:38,972 ♪ go go go go go go! ♪ 590 00:33:39,142 --> 00:33:40,678 ♪ go like a bat out-a you know where ♪ 591 00:33:40,852 --> 00:33:42,558 ♪ Shoeless Joe from Hannibal MO ♪ 592 00:33:42,729 --> 00:33:44,540 ♪ strike at the foe let 'em know you're there ♪ 593 00:33:44,564 --> 00:33:46,225 ♪ Shoeless Joe from Hannibal MO ♪ 594 00:33:46,399 --> 00:33:47,980 yeah! 595 00:33:48,151 --> 00:33:53,361 ♪ Shoeless Joe from Hannibal MO ♪ 596 00:33:53,532 --> 00:33:55,238 ♪ came upon the scene ♪ 597 00:33:55,408 --> 00:33:57,114 ♪ as fresh as Listerine ♪ 598 00:33:57,285 --> 00:34:00,823 ♪ he sneezed and blew away a calf ♪ 599 00:34:00,997 --> 00:34:02,828 ♪ his laughter ripped the barn in half ♪ 600 00:34:02,999 --> 00:34:04,535 ♪ go go go go Joe ♪ 601 00:34:04,709 --> 00:34:06,290 ♪ like sevens come elevens come ♪ 602 00:34:06,461 --> 00:34:08,292 ♪ like manna from the heavens come ♪ 603 00:34:08,463 --> 00:34:09,943 ♪ it's Shoeless Joe from Hannibal MO ♪ 604 00:34:10,048 --> 00:34:11,959 ♪ go go go go go go! ♪ 605 00:34:12,133 --> 00:34:13,748 ♪ go like a bat out-a you know where ♪ 606 00:34:13,927 --> 00:34:15,792 ♪ Shoeless Joe from MO ♪ 607 00:34:15,971 --> 00:34:17,365 ♪ strike at the foe let 'em know you're there ♪ 608 00:34:17,389 --> 00:34:19,095 ♪ Shoeless Joe from MO ♪ 609 00:34:19,266 --> 00:34:22,258 ♪ look out look out look out look out for Shoeless Joe ♪ 610 00:34:22,435 --> 00:34:25,347 ♪ the barefoot boy from Hannibal MO ♪ 611 00:34:25,522 --> 00:34:27,763 ♪ Joe Joe Joe Joe Joe Joe Joe Joe ♪ 612 00:35:03,226 --> 00:35:04,226 Hey! 613 00:35:26,291 --> 00:35:28,407 Wow! 614 00:35:50,190 --> 00:35:52,397 ♪ look out look out look out look out for Shoeless Joe ♪ 615 00:35:52,567 --> 00:35:53,977 ♪ from Hannibal MO ♪ 616 00:35:54,152 --> 00:36:00,280 ♪ Joe Joe Joe Joe Joe Joe Joe Joe ♪ 617 00:36:00,450 --> 00:36:01,735 ♪ Joe Joe Joe ♪♪ 618 00:36:58,967 --> 00:37:00,127 Why not? 619 00:37:00,301 --> 00:37:02,257 You can't just sit around and mope, 620 00:37:02,429 --> 00:37:03,760 it's not good for your liver. 621 00:37:03,930 --> 00:37:06,216 I'm not moping. I'm just thinking. 622 00:37:06,391 --> 00:37:08,382 Megsie, you've gotta live. 623 00:37:08,560 --> 00:37:09,891 I am living. 624 00:37:10,061 --> 00:37:12,552 - Like we do. - I'll tell you what. 625 00:37:12,731 --> 00:37:14,312 You come with Doris and me. 626 00:37:14,482 --> 00:37:16,393 We're going down to the station this afternoon 627 00:37:16,568 --> 00:37:19,059 and watch Gregory Peck come in on the train. 628 00:37:20,029 --> 00:37:22,862 No, I don't think so. 629 00:37:23,032 --> 00:37:24,693 Well, tomorrow there's a ball game. 630 00:37:25,535 --> 00:37:27,526 No, thanks. 631 00:37:27,704 --> 00:37:31,788 Listen, Meg, you might as well face it. 632 00:37:31,958 --> 00:37:34,495 Joe is never coming back. 633 00:37:34,669 --> 00:37:36,751 Oh, I think he is. 634 00:37:36,921 --> 00:37:38,752 Honey, don't you know? 635 00:37:38,923 --> 00:37:42,211 - He's left you flat. - No, he hasn't. 636 00:37:42,385 --> 00:37:44,671 I'm sure he hasn't. 637 00:37:44,846 --> 00:37:46,507 He'll come back. 638 00:37:46,681 --> 00:37:48,262 Woohooo! 639 00:37:48,433 --> 00:37:50,765 He's going out with that chick in the drugstore. 640 00:37:50,935 --> 00:37:52,516 Mr. Van Buren won't like it. 641 00:37:53,897 --> 00:37:56,263 Hey, want to join up with me, slugger? 642 00:37:56,441 --> 00:37:58,281 - She's got a friend. - Oh, I guess not, Rocky. 643 00:37:58,318 --> 00:38:01,810 - Thanks, anyhow. - Some other time. 644 00:38:01,988 --> 00:38:04,274 Keep away from me, man. You're a bad influence. 645 00:38:06,493 --> 00:38:09,075 - Something the matter, kid? - What? 646 00:38:09,245 --> 00:38:11,531 Oh, no, no, not a thing. 647 00:38:11,706 --> 00:38:15,824 Seems like, uh, you ain't kinda feeling so good lately. 648 00:38:16,002 --> 00:38:17,333 I was just thinking. 649 00:38:18,797 --> 00:38:20,913 You married? 650 00:38:21,090 --> 00:38:23,752 - Say, uh, how did you know? - Had a fight with her, huh? 651 00:38:23,927 --> 00:38:26,213 Oh, no, no, nothing like that. Not exactly. 652 00:38:26,387 --> 00:38:30,130 It ain't good for your game, Joe, to get so, so glum. 653 00:38:30,308 --> 00:38:33,095 Go see her, cheer yourself up. 654 00:38:33,269 --> 00:38:36,136 - Uh, he wouldn't like it. - Huh? 655 00:38:36,314 --> 00:38:39,772 - Who wouldn't? - Forget it. 656 00:38:39,943 --> 00:38:41,743 Well, don't let her get you in no dark corner. 657 00:38:44,864 --> 00:38:47,105 By gosh, you gave me an idea. 658 00:38:47,283 --> 00:38:48,773 You know, I think I will. 659 00:38:48,952 --> 00:38:49,987 Will what, Joe? 660 00:38:50,870 --> 00:38:52,986 I'll go see her. 661 00:38:55,416 --> 00:38:56,781 Well, we'll go ahead with the lunch 662 00:38:56,960 --> 00:38:58,621 while you finish up in here. 663 00:38:58,795 --> 00:39:00,376 Come on, Doris. 664 00:39:00,547 --> 00:39:02,378 You're the sandwich expert. 665 00:39:02,549 --> 00:39:04,085 You're telling me. 666 00:39:09,305 --> 00:39:12,012 ♪ there's something about ♪ 667 00:39:12,183 --> 00:39:14,515 ♪ an empty chair ♪ 668 00:39:16,354 --> 00:39:19,266 ♪ that makes me feel afraid ♪ 669 00:39:19,440 --> 00:39:23,524 ♪ when he is not sitting there ♪ 670 00:39:23,695 --> 00:39:26,807 ♪ and since he's gone away ♪ 671 00:39:26,981 --> 00:39:30,093 ♪ the house seems much too bear ♪ 672 00:39:31,369 --> 00:39:33,405 ♪ empty am I ♪ 673 00:39:33,580 --> 00:39:37,744 ♪ with my empty chair ♪ 674 00:39:37,917 --> 00:39:40,283 ♪ full of longing for hope.. ♪ 675 00:39:45,633 --> 00:39:48,249 - I wanna be Joe Hardy. - I wanna be Joe Hardy. 676 00:39:48,428 --> 00:39:49,793 No, I wanna be Joe Hardy. 677 00:39:51,347 --> 00:39:56,307 ♪ to think of where we left off ♪ 678 00:39:56,477 --> 00:39:59,469 ♪ there's something about ♪ 679 00:39:59,647 --> 00:40:03,560 ♪ an empty bed ♪ 680 00:40:03,735 --> 00:40:10,482 ♪ it's lonely with his covers smooth from foot to head ♪ 681 00:40:10,658 --> 00:40:12,273 ♪ no Joe to hug ♪ 682 00:40:12,452 --> 00:40:18,493 ♪ my pillow has to do instead ♪ 683 00:40:18,666 --> 00:40:20,657 ♪ empty am I ♪ 684 00:40:20,835 --> 00:40:25,124 ♪ with my empty life ♪ 685 00:40:25,298 --> 00:40:29,086 ♪; For without a husband ♪ 686 00:40:29,260 --> 00:40:31,717 ♪ what is ♪ 687 00:40:31,888 --> 00:40:36,552 ♪ a wife? ♪ 688 00:40:40,688 --> 00:40:42,474 Come. 689 00:40:47,403 --> 00:40:50,315 Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were the deliveries. 690 00:40:50,490 --> 00:40:52,105 Oh, I came about... 691 00:40:52,283 --> 00:40:53,802 Well, that is someone said you had a room 692 00:40:53,826 --> 00:40:55,111 you might be willing to rent. 693 00:40:56,287 --> 00:40:57,902 Me rent a room? 694 00:40:58,081 --> 00:41:00,401 Well, that's what they said, some fella down at the corner. 695 00:41:00,500 --> 00:41:02,456 I'm looking for a nice quiet place. 696 00:41:02,627 --> 00:41:05,039 Well, my goodness, I never even thought of renting a room. 697 00:41:05,213 --> 00:41:08,000 Well, I wouldn't be any trouble, I can promise you that. 698 00:41:08,174 --> 00:41:10,881 Well, I'm sure you wouldn't, but... 699 00:41:11,052 --> 00:41:13,839 - You see, mister, mister... - Uh, Hardy. 700 00:41:14,013 --> 00:41:15,674 Uh, Joe Hardy. 701 00:41:15,848 --> 00:41:17,509 My husband's name is Joe. 702 00:41:17,684 --> 00:41:19,140 Oh, is that so? 703 00:41:19,310 --> 00:41:20,891 That's quite a coincidence. 704 00:41:21,062 --> 00:41:22,768 He's away. 705 00:41:22,939 --> 00:41:25,521 - Well, that's too bad. - Yes, it's... 706 00:41:25,692 --> 00:41:28,855 - For long? - No, not too long. 707 00:41:29,028 --> 00:41:31,735 I hope, he had to go on a trip and... 708 00:41:31,906 --> 00:41:33,258 Maybe that's why this fella thought 709 00:41:33,282 --> 00:41:34,522 you might have an extra room. 710 00:41:34,701 --> 00:41:36,566 - Meg? - Oh, dear, excuse me. 711 00:41:36,744 --> 00:41:38,784 We're cooking for the bridge club, a friend of mine, 712 00:41:38,955 --> 00:41:40,240 her sister from my hometown. 713 00:41:40,415 --> 00:41:42,121 Just make yourself at home. 714 00:41:56,514 --> 00:41:58,675 I think it'd be a good idea, that's what I think. 715 00:41:58,850 --> 00:42:00,340 Well, we ought to meet him first. 716 00:42:00,518 --> 00:42:03,225 Oh, he's a good boy. You could just tell that. 717 00:42:03,396 --> 00:42:04,727 Come on, you can introduce us. 718 00:42:04,897 --> 00:42:06,888 Well, wait till I fix my hair, dumbbell. 719 00:42:07,066 --> 00:42:08,066 Oh, yeah. 720 00:42:27,670 --> 00:42:31,162 Oh, I'm sorry to have taken so long. 721 00:42:31,340 --> 00:42:33,797 My friends think it'll be good for me to take in a boarder. 722 00:42:33,968 --> 00:42:35,288 Well, I'd certainly appreciate it. 723 00:42:35,428 --> 00:42:36,488 Well, they're coming right in to meet you. 724 00:42:36,512 --> 00:42:37,512 Okay. 725 00:42:37,555 --> 00:42:39,091 Now, um, I have a room 726 00:42:39,265 --> 00:42:40,801 that was my husband's den 727 00:42:40,975 --> 00:42:43,637 that we use as a guest room, has a nice studio couch. 728 00:42:43,811 --> 00:42:45,931 - Would you like to see it? - I know it'll be alright. 729 00:42:46,064 --> 00:42:48,680 And, uh, another thing, I'd have to ask you not to use 730 00:42:48,858 --> 00:42:50,769 the downstairs when I have bridge club. 731 00:42:50,943 --> 00:42:52,963 - That's every three days. - Well, that wouldn't bother me. 732 00:42:52,987 --> 00:42:54,602 I... I go away quite a bit anyhow. 733 00:42:54,781 --> 00:42:56,884 I'd be out of town for like two or three weeks at a time. 734 00:42:56,908 --> 00:43:00,150 Oh. Oh, here they are. 735 00:43:00,328 --> 00:43:02,114 I want you to meet my friends. 736 00:43:02,288 --> 00:43:03,653 Um, Sister Miller. 737 00:43:03,831 --> 00:43:05,913 - Hello, there. - Doris Miller. 738 00:43:06,084 --> 00:43:08,871 - How do you do? - And this is Mr. Harper. 739 00:43:09,045 --> 00:43:10,956 Isn't it a gorgeous day? 740 00:43:13,049 --> 00:43:15,210 Oh! 741 00:43:15,384 --> 00:43:16,624 Oh! Oh, my goodness. 742 00:43:16,803 --> 00:43:18,668 - This is Joe Hardy. - What? 743 00:43:21,349 --> 00:43:22,714 You're Joe Hardy, aren't you? 744 00:43:22,892 --> 00:43:24,007 Yeah, I guess I am. 745 00:43:24,185 --> 00:43:26,847 It's Joe Hardy, Meg. 746 00:43:27,021 --> 00:43:29,933 He's not Mr. Harper, it's Joe Hardy. 747 00:43:30,108 --> 00:43:31,769 Why, he's the greatest baseball... 748 00:43:31,943 --> 00:43:33,103 Oh, my goodness. 749 00:43:33,277 --> 00:43:34,733 I'm flabbergasted. 750 00:43:34,904 --> 00:43:36,769 Oh, gee, Joe... 751 00:43:38,699 --> 00:43:40,379 You don't know what's happened to you, Meg. 752 00:43:40,409 --> 00:43:42,115 He's a hero. 753 00:43:56,175 --> 00:43:57,415 Yes, good morning. 754 00:43:57,593 --> 00:43:58,593 I'm from city hall. 755 00:43:58,761 --> 00:44:00,672 - Where? - City hall. 756 00:44:00,847 --> 00:44:02,767 Just serving official notice in the neighborhood. 757 00:44:02,849 --> 00:44:04,555 - What kind of notice? - A new zoning law. 758 00:44:04,725 --> 00:44:07,341 No one is permitted to take roomers in this neighborhood. 759 00:44:07,520 --> 00:44:09,101 But they do, people do. 760 00:44:09,272 --> 00:44:11,058 - Effective as of today. - What's this? 761 00:44:11,232 --> 00:44:12,832 - This man said I... - It's alright, Meg. 762 00:44:12,859 --> 00:44:14,378 I mean, Mrs. Boyd, I... I know this man. 763 00:44:14,402 --> 00:44:16,393 Just... just let me talk to him, I'll be right in. 764 00:44:18,322 --> 00:44:20,938 Really, Mr. Applegate, this is carrying things too far. 765 00:44:21,117 --> 00:44:24,325 Well, do you think I like it, wasting my time? 766 00:44:24,495 --> 00:44:27,111 Not to mention the money spent on costumes. 767 00:44:27,290 --> 00:44:29,906 Don't you just know what I'm doing without all that effort? 768 00:44:30,084 --> 00:44:33,668 No, Joe, I have to do most things the hard way. 769 00:44:33,838 --> 00:44:36,796 The only thing that comes really easy is the cigarette trick. 770 00:44:40,261 --> 00:44:42,502 And now I'm trying to break myself of the filthy habit. 771 00:44:44,223 --> 00:44:46,589 Is it anything so terrible just want to come home? 772 00:44:46,767 --> 00:44:48,098 It's gauche. 773 00:44:48,269 --> 00:44:50,555 You know how I feel about home and wives? 774 00:44:50,730 --> 00:44:53,346 Well, you don't own me yet, not till the 24th. 775 00:44:53,524 --> 00:44:56,436 Look, Joe. I'm going to send for a beautiful girl. 776 00:44:56,611 --> 00:44:58,602 A real sexy baby. 777 00:44:58,779 --> 00:45:01,896 I don't want a real sexy baby. 778 00:45:02,074 --> 00:45:03,177 And if you want to know what's happened, 779 00:45:03,201 --> 00:45:04,657 I've rented a room here. 780 00:45:05,745 --> 00:45:07,235 But I told you 781 00:45:07,413 --> 00:45:08,778 to stay away from... 782 00:45:08,956 --> 00:45:11,322 Ooh, my hoof... 783 00:45:16,756 --> 00:45:18,246 He's gone. 784 00:45:19,300 --> 00:45:20,300 What'd he you say? 785 00:45:20,468 --> 00:45:22,299 Oh, he's just a practical joker. 786 00:45:22,470 --> 00:45:24,677 Oh, well, I'm not much of a judge of character. 787 00:45:24,847 --> 00:45:26,508 That's what my husband always said. 788 00:45:26,682 --> 00:45:28,138 We're gonna fix your room up 789 00:45:28,309 --> 00:45:31,346 with a lot of Joe's old baseball pictures, Mr. Hardy. 790 00:45:31,520 --> 00:45:33,135 My husband's a great fan, you know? 791 00:45:33,314 --> 00:45:34,645 Oh, a fanatic. 792 00:45:34,815 --> 00:45:37,056 Every night in front of that television set 793 00:45:37,235 --> 00:45:39,817 you'd see that big fat slob sitting there. 794 00:46:15,648 --> 00:46:17,764 - Hello? - I need you, Lola. 795 00:46:18,442 --> 00:46:19,978 What? 796 00:46:20,903 --> 00:46:22,018 Oh, hello. 797 00:46:22,196 --> 00:46:23,652 Oh, is that you, chief? 798 00:46:23,823 --> 00:46:26,064 I want you here in Washington. 799 00:46:26,242 --> 00:46:28,403 But, chief, I'm still working on Clarence. 800 00:46:28,577 --> 00:46:31,489 I've got to put you on a new assignment. 801 00:46:31,664 --> 00:46:33,529 Alright, chief, I'll get there. 802 00:46:33,708 --> 00:46:36,165 I'll work hard. I'll finish 'em up and be there tomorrow. 803 00:46:36,335 --> 00:46:38,200 Well, see you do. Good-bye. 804 00:46:47,722 --> 00:46:50,259 All I can say is the press has been pretty good to Joe. 805 00:46:50,433 --> 00:46:52,173 Maybe he ought to co-operate. 806 00:46:52,351 --> 00:46:54,637 We can't write anything if Joe can't remember anything. 807 00:46:54,812 --> 00:46:56,598 You must have some family. 808 00:46:56,772 --> 00:46:59,514 No, no, nobody. They've all passed away. 809 00:46:59,692 --> 00:47:01,057 Gone. Dead. 810 00:47:01,235 --> 00:47:02,395 What about friends? 811 00:47:02,570 --> 00:47:04,686 Well, he's got one friend I know of. 812 00:47:04,864 --> 00:47:06,354 Put me down, little girl. 813 00:47:06,532 --> 00:47:07,801 What about friends back in Hannibal, 814 00:47:07,825 --> 00:47:08,825 heard from any of them? 815 00:47:08,951 --> 00:47:10,316 - Uh, well... - Uh... 816 00:47:10,494 --> 00:47:13,452 If you will, uh, permit me to say a word. 817 00:47:13,622 --> 00:47:15,863 I happen to represent the Hannibal Bugle 818 00:47:16,042 --> 00:47:18,328 and, uh, I'm telling you right now that everybody 819 00:47:18,502 --> 00:47:20,242 in our little old town is just as proud 820 00:47:20,421 --> 00:47:21,911 as pumpkins of little old Joe. 821 00:47:22,089 --> 00:47:23,579 Well, thank little old you, 822 00:47:23,758 --> 00:47:25,464 and thank little old Joe. 823 00:47:25,634 --> 00:47:27,875 Quit riding the boy, will you? 824 00:47:28,054 --> 00:47:31,638 He's gone from pinch hitter to idol of the nation in one month. 825 00:47:31,807 --> 00:47:34,890 He's made our whole team come to life. 826 00:47:35,061 --> 00:47:36,676 He told you about those shoes. 827 00:47:36,854 --> 00:47:39,391 He just picked up the wrong pair. 828 00:47:39,565 --> 00:47:42,557 Now if you want to ask any more questions, ask me. 829 00:47:42,735 --> 00:47:44,441 Okay. 830 00:47:44,612 --> 00:47:46,477 Do you think Washington will win the pennant? 831 00:47:46,655 --> 00:47:48,816 Yeah, when I swim the channel. 832 00:47:50,409 --> 00:47:52,149 What's so funny? 833 00:47:52,328 --> 00:47:55,035 What's so darn funny about Washington winning the pennant? 834 00:47:55,206 --> 00:47:56,558 Well, who's winning more games than we are? 835 00:47:56,582 --> 00:47:57,697 Oh, now, Joe. 836 00:47:57,875 --> 00:47:59,365 I don't see why it's such a funny idea 837 00:47:59,543 --> 00:48:00,783 that we should cop the pennant. 838 00:48:00,961 --> 00:48:02,189 All we have to do is win games. 839 00:48:02,213 --> 00:48:04,249 Hear, hear. 840 00:48:04,423 --> 00:48:05,879 I... I guess I talked to much. 841 00:48:06,050 --> 00:48:07,335 No, you didn't. 842 00:48:07,510 --> 00:48:08,966 These newspaper people don't know 843 00:48:09,136 --> 00:48:12,219 what it means to have your heart in a ball club. 844 00:48:12,390 --> 00:48:14,802 I tell you in baseball, anything can happen. 845 00:48:14,975 --> 00:48:16,931 You said we'd never make the first division. 846 00:48:17,103 --> 00:48:18,468 But we're there. 847 00:48:18,646 --> 00:48:20,978 Now, I say we'll have that pennant sewed up 848 00:48:21,148 --> 00:48:22,809 by the 25th of September. 849 00:48:22,983 --> 00:48:24,383 That's what we think, isn't it, Joe? 850 00:48:24,527 --> 00:48:27,564 The 25th. The season ends at 25th? 851 00:48:27,738 --> 00:48:29,569 That's right, boy. 852 00:48:29,740 --> 00:48:31,446 We'll have it sewed up by the 24th. 853 00:48:31,617 --> 00:48:33,573 There's a statement for ya. 854 00:48:33,744 --> 00:48:35,280 How sneaky can a fella get? 855 00:48:39,125 --> 00:48:40,410 Lola! 856 00:48:42,753 --> 00:48:44,414 Hiya, chief. 857 00:48:46,257 --> 00:48:48,623 - Well? - Here I am. 858 00:48:48,801 --> 00:48:51,042 - Have a nice trip? - Oh, perfect. 859 00:48:51,220 --> 00:48:52,960 The plane crashed in Cleveland. 860 00:48:53,139 --> 00:48:55,721 Good. Now, about that job in Chicago. 861 00:48:55,891 --> 00:48:57,472 Just dandy. 862 00:48:57,643 --> 00:49:00,305 I got the old boy to embezzle a hundred thousand dollars 863 00:49:00,479 --> 00:49:02,686 and lost it for him at the racetrack. 864 00:49:02,857 --> 00:49:05,143 Then his wife left him and he took to drink. 865 00:49:05,317 --> 00:49:08,024 I told him I was through and he jumped out the window. 866 00:49:08,195 --> 00:49:09,731 Twenty-second storey. 867 00:49:09,905 --> 00:49:11,486 That's high enough. That's fine. 868 00:49:11,657 --> 00:49:13,093 I'm gonna try the empire state building 869 00:49:13,117 --> 00:49:14,117 on this next one. 870 00:49:14,160 --> 00:49:15,400 No, no, no, no, no, Lola. 871 00:49:15,578 --> 00:49:17,785 This is a straight seduction job. 872 00:49:17,955 --> 00:49:20,196 A new boy I just got hold of. 873 00:49:20,374 --> 00:49:24,083 Look, Lola, I, uh, I've done a terribly foolish thing. 874 00:49:24,253 --> 00:49:26,619 I'm really ashamed to confess it. 875 00:49:26,797 --> 00:49:28,708 I've let this real estate idiot talk me 876 00:49:28,883 --> 00:49:30,714 into an escape clause. 877 00:49:30,885 --> 00:49:33,251 - I've never heard of it. - You'll never hear of it again. 878 00:49:33,429 --> 00:49:36,296 It slipped by me, I... I've got too much on my mind. 879 00:49:36,474 --> 00:49:40,683 - I'm overworked. - Oh, I know, poor dear. 880 00:49:40,853 --> 00:49:43,060 - Elections coming up. - Yeah. 881 00:49:43,230 --> 00:49:44,845 So when I made this Joe Hardy deal... 882 00:49:45,024 --> 00:49:46,434 - Joe Hardy? - That's his name. 883 00:49:46,609 --> 00:49:47,609 He's a baseball player. 884 00:49:47,693 --> 00:49:48,899 Yeah, I know, Clarence 885 00:49:49,069 --> 00:49:50,775 just raved about him. 886 00:49:50,946 --> 00:49:53,653 - Who's Clarence? - You know. 887 00:49:55,159 --> 00:49:56,444 Oh, yeah, that one. 888 00:49:58,496 --> 00:50:00,452 Look, Lola, here's the tie up. 889 00:50:00,623 --> 00:50:03,831 This is a mass torture deal like the thirty years war. 890 00:50:04,001 --> 00:50:06,788 I've got thousands of Washington fans drooling 891 00:50:06,962 --> 00:50:08,498 under the illusion that the Senators 892 00:50:08,672 --> 00:50:10,003 are gonna win the pennant. 893 00:50:10,174 --> 00:50:12,460 Oh, chief, that's awfully good. 894 00:50:12,635 --> 00:50:14,125 When they lose, there'll be suicides 895 00:50:14,303 --> 00:50:17,010 and heart attacks and apoplexy. 896 00:50:17,181 --> 00:50:19,137 Just like the good old days. 897 00:50:19,308 --> 00:50:22,266 But the key to the whole thing is this Joe Hardy. 898 00:50:22,436 --> 00:50:24,472 And he wants to go home to his wife. 899 00:50:24,647 --> 00:50:26,607 Well, don't worry, chief, you know I'm pretty good 900 00:50:26,774 --> 00:50:28,856 at making men forget their wives. 901 00:50:29,026 --> 00:50:30,766 This is a routine case. 902 00:50:30,945 --> 00:50:33,482 I'll give him the standard vampire treatment. 903 00:50:33,656 --> 00:50:36,272 Sure, sure, uh, there isn't a homewrecker 904 00:50:36,450 --> 00:50:38,190 on my staff better than you, Lola. 905 00:50:38,369 --> 00:50:40,325 But this fellow is stubborn. 906 00:50:40,496 --> 00:50:44,580 Oh, come on, chief, you know I've got what it takes. 907 00:50:44,750 --> 00:50:47,492 Don't make me brag. 908 00:50:47,670 --> 00:50:53,916 ♪ I took the zing out of the King of Siam ♪ 909 00:50:54,093 --> 00:50:57,836 ♪ I took the starch out of the sails ♪ 910 00:50:58,013 --> 00:50:59,674 ♪ of the Prince of Wales ♪ 911 00:50:59,848 --> 00:51:01,463 ♪ it's no great art ♪ 912 00:51:01,642 --> 00:51:04,384 ♪ getting the heart of a man ♪ 913 00:51:04,562 --> 00:51:06,723 ♪ on a silver platter ♪ 914 00:51:06,897 --> 00:51:09,309 ♪ a little brains a little talent ♪ 915 00:51:09,483 --> 00:51:12,350 ♪ with an emphasis on the latter ♪ 916 00:51:13,821 --> 00:51:15,561 ♪ l made mincemeat ♪ 917 00:51:15,739 --> 00:51:20,028 ♪ out of a sweet young farmer ♪ 918 00:51:20,202 --> 00:51:22,067 ♪ I knocked the fight ♪ 919 00:51:22,246 --> 00:51:23,986 ♪ out of a knight ♪ 920 00:51:24,164 --> 00:51:25,995 ♪ when I pierced his armor ♪ 921 00:51:26,166 --> 00:51:30,535 ♪ and I'll bet I could upset every male ♪ 922 00:51:30,713 --> 00:51:33,045 ♪ in a Yale regatta ♪ 923 00:51:33,215 --> 00:51:35,581 ♪ a little brains a little talent ♪ 924 00:51:35,759 --> 00:51:39,718 ♪ with an emphasis on the latter ♪ 925 00:51:39,888 --> 00:51:43,301 ♪ you've gotta know just what to say ♪ 926 00:51:43,475 --> 00:51:46,012 ♪ and how to say it ♪ 927 00:51:46,186 --> 00:51:49,644 ♪ you've gotta know what game to play ♪ 928 00:51:49,815 --> 00:51:51,646 ♪ and how to play it ♪ 929 00:51:51,817 --> 00:51:53,432 ♪ you gotta stack those decks ♪ 930 00:51:53,611 --> 00:51:55,943 ♪ with a couple of extra ♪ 931 00:51:56,113 --> 00:51:57,978 ♪ Aces ♪ 932 00:51:58,157 --> 00:52:02,275 ♪ and this queen has her Aces ♪ 933 00:52:02,453 --> 00:52:05,411 ♪ in all the right places ♪ 934 00:52:05,581 --> 00:52:09,950 ♪ I've done much more than that old bore ♪ 935 00:52:10,127 --> 00:52:11,958 ♪ Delilah ♪ 936 00:52:12,129 --> 00:52:15,997 ♪ I took the curl out of the hair ♪ 937 00:52:16,175 --> 00:52:17,790 ♪ of a millionaire ♪ 938 00:52:17,968 --> 00:52:19,754 ♪ there is no trick ♪ 939 00:52:19,928 --> 00:52:22,419 ♪ getting some hick who is cool ♪ 940 00:52:22,598 --> 00:52:24,930 ♪ just a little warmer ♪ 941 00:52:25,100 --> 00:52:27,591 ♪ a little talent a little brains ♪ 942 00:52:27,770 --> 00:52:31,683 ♪ with an emphasis on the former ♪ 943 00:52:38,364 --> 00:52:40,275 ♪ split up a home ♪ 944 00:52:40,449 --> 00:52:42,565 ♪ way up in Nome ♪ 945 00:52:42,743 --> 00:52:44,825 ♪ Alaska ♪ 946 00:52:44,995 --> 00:52:46,826 ♪ and wreck the life ♪ 947 00:52:46,997 --> 00:52:48,862 ♪ of every wife ♪ 948 00:52:49,041 --> 00:52:50,952 ♪ down in Madagascar ♪ 949 00:52:51,126 --> 00:52:53,993 ♪ ask me why weak men'll die for me ♪ 950 00:52:54,171 --> 00:52:57,709 ♪ strong men simply shatter ♪ 951 00:52:57,883 --> 00:53:00,295 ♪ a little brains a little talent ♪ 952 00:53:00,469 --> 00:53:04,303 ♪ with an emphasis on the latter ♪ 953 00:53:04,473 --> 00:53:07,886 ♪ you've gotta know just what to do ♪ 954 00:53:08,060 --> 00:53:10,767 ♪ and how to do it ♪ 955 00:53:10,938 --> 00:53:14,396 ♪ you've gotta know what tea to brew ♪ 956 00:53:14,566 --> 00:53:16,397 ♪ and how to brew it ♪ 957 00:53:16,568 --> 00:53:19,731 ♪ Delilah claimed a haircut made her man ♪ 958 00:53:19,905 --> 00:53:23,022 ♪ a weakling ♪ 959 00:53:23,200 --> 00:53:27,239 ♪ but when she turned the lamps on ♪ 960 00:53:27,413 --> 00:53:30,530 ♪ guess who was with Samson ♪ 961 00:53:30,708 --> 00:53:32,539 ♪ bring on that boy ♪ 962 00:53:32,710 --> 00:53:34,416 ♪ he'll be a toy ♪ 963 00:53:34,586 --> 00:53:37,043 ♪ to Lola ♪ 964 00:53:37,214 --> 00:53:38,920 ♪ just one more case ♪ 965 00:53:39,091 --> 00:53:40,797 ♪ she can erase ♪ 966 00:53:40,968 --> 00:53:43,084 ♪ with that old Zambola ♪ 967 00:53:43,262 --> 00:53:44,593 ♪ what's my plan? ♪ 968 00:53:44,763 --> 00:53:46,173 ♪ same as with any man ♪ 969 00:53:46,348 --> 00:53:49,465 ♪ I'll use the standard platter ♪ 970 00:53:49,643 --> 00:53:51,179 ♪ plus a little this-a ♪ 971 00:53:53,188 --> 00:53:54,644 ♪ and a little that-a ♪ 972 00:53:55,941 --> 00:53:57,306 ♪ with an emphasis ♪ 973 00:53:58,902 --> 00:54:00,767 ♪ on the ♪ 974 00:54:02,239 --> 00:54:07,859 ♪ on the latter ♪♪ 975 00:54:31,018 --> 00:54:33,100 Lola, this is the one. 976 00:54:41,695 --> 00:54:43,310 Well, what do you think? 977 00:54:46,116 --> 00:54:48,323 Duck soup. 978 00:54:48,494 --> 00:54:49,814 I'll go put on my working clothes. 979 00:54:49,953 --> 00:54:51,363 See you after the game. 980 00:55:10,516 --> 00:55:11,516 Nice going, Joe. 981 00:55:24,279 --> 00:55:26,736 Yeah, we jumped over a team, that's all. 982 00:55:26,907 --> 00:55:29,489 - Yeah, boy. - We'll eat 'em for less. 983 00:55:29,660 --> 00:55:31,400 Hardy! 984 00:55:31,578 --> 00:55:33,534 Ain't had such a good time in years. 985 00:55:33,705 --> 00:55:35,696 Well, I hope those so-called Bombers enjoyed 986 00:55:35,874 --> 00:55:37,330 themselves as much as I did. 987 00:55:37,501 --> 00:55:39,787 Hey, you look pretty near like a ball player today. 988 00:55:39,962 --> 00:55:42,078 Three for five, kid, three for five. 989 00:55:42,256 --> 00:55:44,747 - Now, boys, get some sleep. - Three for five! 990 00:55:44,925 --> 00:55:46,485 Now, tomorrow, we'll pin their ears back 991 00:55:46,635 --> 00:55:48,000 and bow knot for them. 992 00:55:48,178 --> 00:55:49,543 Right. 993 00:55:51,598 --> 00:55:56,388 Mr. Applegate, I'd like to ask you just one more question. 994 00:55:56,562 --> 00:55:59,895 When Joe was back in Hannibal, did he have the same name? 995 00:56:00,065 --> 00:56:02,101 Yes. Hardy. 996 00:56:02,276 --> 00:56:03,641 You spell it with an "H." 997 00:56:04,862 --> 00:56:06,523 What's so funny? 998 00:56:06,697 --> 00:56:08,278 Uh, something came to mind. 999 00:56:08,448 --> 00:56:09,448 It isn't important. 1000 00:56:09,491 --> 00:56:11,948 He played a nice game today. 1001 00:56:12,119 --> 00:56:14,405 His batting average went up three more points. 1002 00:56:14,580 --> 00:56:16,241 Now it's 524. 1003 00:56:16,415 --> 00:56:17,746 That's not bad for a raw rookie. 1004 00:56:17,916 --> 00:56:20,157 Yes. Very raw. 1005 00:56:23,046 --> 00:56:24,286 Lovely girl. 1006 00:56:24,464 --> 00:56:25,567 I know she'll make some nice 1007 00:56:25,591 --> 00:56:28,003 young men very unhappy. 1008 00:56:30,971 --> 00:56:32,006 Three for five. 1009 00:56:32,180 --> 00:56:33,841 Hey, Rock, that dumb blonde tomato 1010 00:56:34,016 --> 00:56:35,869 from the drug store is out there waiting for you. 1011 00:56:35,893 --> 00:56:37,133 Three for five? 1012 00:56:37,311 --> 00:56:39,393 She asked was I the reception committee. 1013 00:56:39,563 --> 00:56:41,474 You're sure dressed for the part. 1014 00:56:43,233 --> 00:56:45,815 - Okay, baby, here I come. - Good evening, gentlemen. 1015 00:56:45,986 --> 00:56:47,351 Good evening. 1016 00:56:49,698 --> 00:56:52,815 Ah... great game, Joe. 1017 00:56:52,993 --> 00:56:53,993 Great game. 1018 00:56:54,067 --> 00:56:55,617 I'm proud of you my boy. 1019 00:56:55,662 --> 00:56:57,448 - Goodnight, Joe. - Goodnight, Joe. 1020 00:56:57,623 --> 00:56:58,983 - Goodnight, Joe, - Goodnight, Joe. 1021 00:56:59,041 --> 00:57:00,451 - See ya. - Well, Joe... 1022 00:57:00,626 --> 00:57:02,241 We showed those Yankees, didn't we? 1023 00:57:02,419 --> 00:57:03,897 Well, if we could just take that double-header tomorrow 1024 00:57:03,921 --> 00:57:04,921 wouldn't that be great? 1025 00:57:04,963 --> 00:57:05,963 You will, you will. 1026 00:57:06,089 --> 00:57:08,876 I feel it in my bones. Oh, Joe. 1027 00:57:09,051 --> 00:57:11,029 Joe, did you happen to notice the charming young lady 1028 00:57:11,053 --> 00:57:12,589 sitting in the box with me? 1029 00:57:12,763 --> 00:57:14,845 - Yeah, I saw somebody. - She wants to meet you. 1030 00:57:15,015 --> 00:57:16,175 I'll bring her in. 1031 00:57:16,350 --> 00:57:18,306 Wait till I get my pants on. 1032 00:57:18,477 --> 00:57:20,388 That's my boy. 1033 00:57:20,562 --> 00:57:22,143 You know, I got sort of a date tonight. 1034 00:57:22,314 --> 00:57:23,349 At home, I mean. 1035 00:57:23,523 --> 00:57:24,763 I know, you don't like it. 1036 00:57:24,942 --> 00:57:27,183 Ah, I do like it, Joe. 1037 00:57:27,361 --> 00:57:28,771 I've changed my mind. 1038 00:57:28,946 --> 00:57:30,937 - I want you to be happy. - Thanks. 1039 00:57:31,114 --> 00:57:33,571 But this is a real sweet kid 1040 00:57:33,742 --> 00:57:35,778 and she wants to meet you, so I... 1041 00:57:35,953 --> 00:57:37,238 Well, sure, sure. 1042 00:57:39,414 --> 00:57:40,870 Lola. 1043 00:57:41,041 --> 00:57:43,157 She was talking about you all through the game. 1044 00:57:44,169 --> 00:57:47,161 Ah, here we are. 1045 00:57:52,219 --> 00:57:53,755 This is my friend Lola. 1046 00:57:58,684 --> 00:58:00,675 - How do you do? - This is Joe Hardy. 1047 00:58:02,229 --> 00:58:05,221 I have seen him from a distance. 1048 00:58:05,399 --> 00:58:07,014 And admired him. 1049 00:58:07,192 --> 00:58:08,307 Oh. 1050 00:58:08,485 --> 00:58:12,023 You should not tell that I admire. 1051 00:58:12,197 --> 00:58:15,234 Joe, this is Señorita Lolita Hernando. 1052 00:58:15,409 --> 00:58:17,400 You may have seen her picture in the paper. 1053 00:58:17,577 --> 00:58:19,033 She was Miss West Indies. 1054 00:58:19,204 --> 00:58:21,240 Well, it certainly is a pleasure to meet you. 1055 00:58:22,249 --> 00:58:23,614 Thank you. 1056 00:58:24,334 --> 00:58:25,574 Joe, uh... 1057 00:58:25,752 --> 00:58:27,538 Keep Lola a company a second. 1058 00:58:27,713 --> 00:58:29,294 I gotta get a hot dog. 1059 00:58:29,464 --> 00:58:30,670 Oh, but, uh... 1060 00:58:32,718 --> 00:58:33,878 Where are my manners? 1061 00:58:34,845 --> 00:58:36,085 You wanna sit down? 1062 00:58:37,764 --> 00:58:39,925 You are so polite. 1063 00:58:42,728 --> 00:58:46,141 This is where you all get ready. 1064 00:58:47,107 --> 00:58:48,267 Yes, ma'am. 1065 00:58:48,442 --> 00:58:50,057 Interesting. 1066 00:58:52,404 --> 00:58:53,940 Oh, the truth is, Mr. Joe, 1067 00:58:54,114 --> 00:58:57,356 I do not know how to talk to a man so famous like you. 1068 00:58:57,534 --> 00:58:59,490 Oh, how about you Miss West Indies, 1069 00:58:59,661 --> 00:59:00,821 that's going some. 1070 00:59:00,996 --> 00:59:01,996 Oh, it is silly. 1071 00:59:02,122 --> 00:59:04,078 I am ashamed, he told you. 1072 00:59:04,249 --> 00:59:07,582 Mr. Applegate tries to show me off too much. 1073 00:59:07,753 --> 00:59:09,414 Because my pictures in the papers 1074 00:59:09,588 --> 00:59:13,251 and because maybe I'm pleasing to look in a bathing suit. 1075 00:59:14,301 --> 00:59:16,713 Is that important? 1076 00:59:16,887 --> 00:59:20,004 Well, uh, as the fellas around here would say, 1077 00:59:20,182 --> 00:59:21,718 "it ain't bad." 1078 00:59:21,892 --> 00:59:25,009 Oh, no, Joe, what is inside me 1079 00:59:25,187 --> 00:59:28,805 if I am an interesting person, that is important. 1080 00:59:28,982 --> 00:59:30,267 Oh, I agree. 1081 00:59:31,276 --> 00:59:32,561 Thank you. 1082 00:59:34,154 --> 00:59:36,315 What is those? 1083 00:59:36,490 --> 00:59:38,259 Oh, uh, that... that's when we pack our duffel 1084 00:59:38,283 --> 00:59:39,568 when we go on the road. 1085 00:59:39,743 --> 00:59:43,327 Oh, Joe. 1086 00:59:43,497 --> 00:59:46,239 You like music, you like dancing? 1087 00:59:46,416 --> 00:59:47,952 I'm not very hot at dancing, but, uh, 1088 00:59:48,126 --> 00:59:49,246 I like, I like music though. 1089 00:59:49,419 --> 00:59:51,375 I studied the cornet for three years. 1090 00:59:55,133 --> 00:59:56,998 You help me down, 1091 00:59:58,220 --> 00:59:59,426 please? 1092 00:59:59,596 --> 01:00:00,756 Oh, sure. 1093 01:00:10,857 --> 01:00:13,189 Thank you. 1094 01:00:13,360 --> 01:00:14,600 I, um... 1095 01:00:14,778 --> 01:00:16,985 I really studied for four years... 1096 01:00:17,155 --> 01:00:18,941 Uh, my, uh, my... my teacher said 1097 01:00:19,116 --> 01:00:22,358 I had a... a... a... a natural lip. 1098 01:00:22,536 --> 01:00:24,697 For playing the cornet that is, I mean, well... 1099 01:00:24,871 --> 01:00:28,113 To... to play the cornet, you just gotta have good lips. 1100 01:00:28,291 --> 01:00:29,451 Oh, gosh. 1101 01:00:30,502 --> 01:00:31,992 Oh, Joe 1102 01:00:32,170 --> 01:00:34,206 you are a wonderful boy. 1103 01:00:34,381 --> 01:00:36,872 - I am? - You are so honest. 1104 01:00:37,050 --> 01:00:39,416 Oh, I'm honest but I'm dumb, too. 1105 01:00:39,594 --> 01:00:41,255 Oh, I like people 1106 01:00:41,429 --> 01:00:43,636 who do not brag about themselves. 1107 01:00:43,807 --> 01:00:45,167 Me too. I wonder where Applegate... 1108 01:00:45,308 --> 01:00:46,923 You know something? 1109 01:00:47,102 --> 01:00:49,718 I think you and I feel just alike about... 1110 01:00:49,896 --> 01:00:51,227 things. 1111 01:00:51,398 --> 01:00:52,398 We do? 1112 01:00:52,524 --> 01:00:53,524 I think we should become 1113 01:00:53,650 --> 01:00:55,857 to know each other quite well. 1114 01:00:56,027 --> 01:00:57,437 Joe... 1115 01:00:57,612 --> 01:00:59,068 Would you like to take Lola 1116 01:00:59,239 --> 01:01:00,979 someplace tonight? 1117 01:01:01,158 --> 01:01:03,865 Gee, I-l sure would like to but, uh... 1118 01:01:04,035 --> 01:01:06,071 You know what Mr. Van Buren would say. 1119 01:01:06,246 --> 01:01:08,077 He'd say, "you lucky boy." 1120 01:01:08,248 --> 01:01:09,363 No, no. He'd say it's late. 1121 01:01:09,541 --> 01:01:11,156 He likes us to get to bed early. 1122 01:01:11,334 --> 01:01:13,495 Any particular place? 1123 01:01:13,670 --> 01:01:16,582 Oh, Joe... 1124 01:01:16,756 --> 01:01:19,168 You think I am a naughty girl. 1125 01:01:19,342 --> 01:01:21,082 No, I... I don't, only, uh... 1126 01:01:21,261 --> 01:01:23,181 Well, you see, I rented a room out in Chevy Chase 1127 01:01:23,263 --> 01:01:24,949 this afternoon and I promised to move in tonight. 1128 01:01:24,973 --> 01:01:26,053 I've got to go home. 1129 01:01:26,683 --> 01:01:27,763 Home? 1130 01:01:27,934 --> 01:01:29,799 Yes, I promised to be there. 1131 01:01:29,978 --> 01:01:32,219 You want to hurt Lola's feelings? 1132 01:01:32,397 --> 01:01:34,308 No, no. I don't want to hurt anybody's feelings. 1133 01:01:34,482 --> 01:01:37,189 Well, Lola wants you to say with her. 1134 01:01:37,360 --> 01:01:38,816 Oh, we... we have to keep training, 1135 01:01:38,987 --> 01:01:40,027 strict rules and all that. 1136 01:01:40,155 --> 01:01:43,272 You can tell me all the rules. 1137 01:01:43,450 --> 01:01:45,566 You're... you're making things very complicated. 1138 01:01:45,744 --> 01:01:47,700 Then be a good boy. 1139 01:01:47,871 --> 01:01:49,361 I'm... I'm trying to. 1140 01:01:49,539 --> 01:01:53,248 And do like Lola tells you to do. 1141 01:02:03,386 --> 01:02:06,253 ♪ whatever Lola wants ♪ 1142 01:02:07,933 --> 01:02:10,970 ♪ Lola gets ♪ 1143 01:02:11,144 --> 01:02:13,100 ♪ and little man ♪ 1144 01:02:13,271 --> 01:02:15,102 ♪ little Lola ♪ 1145 01:02:15,273 --> 01:02:16,888 ♪ wants you ♪ 1146 01:02:18,985 --> 01:02:22,022 ♪ make up your mind to have ♪ 1147 01:02:23,406 --> 01:02:26,739 ♪ no regrets ♪ 1148 01:02:26,910 --> 01:02:29,026 ♪ recline yourself ♪ 1149 01:02:29,204 --> 01:02:30,694 ♪ resign yourself ♪ 1150 01:02:30,872 --> 01:02:32,453 ♪ you're through ♪ 1151 01:02:34,501 --> 01:02:36,492 ♪ I always get ♪ 1152 01:02:38,004 --> 01:02:41,997 ♪ what I aim for ♪ 1153 01:02:42,175 --> 01:02:44,837 ♪ and your heart and soul ♪ 1154 01:02:45,011 --> 01:02:49,380 ♪ is what I came for ♪ 1155 01:02:49,557 --> 01:02:52,424 ♪ whatever Lola wants ♪ 1156 01:02:54,020 --> 01:02:57,057 ♪ Lola gets ♪ 1157 01:02:57,232 --> 01:02:59,063 ♪ no use to fight ♪ 1158 01:02:59,234 --> 01:03:01,225 ♪ don't you know you ♪ 1159 01:03:01,403 --> 01:03:02,984 ♪ can't win ♪ 1160 01:03:04,864 --> 01:03:08,573 ♪ you're no exception to the rule ♪ 1161 01:03:08,743 --> 01:03:12,110 ♪ I'm irresistible you fool ♪ 1162 01:03:12,289 --> 01:03:14,655 ♪ give in ♪ 1163 01:03:16,459 --> 01:03:18,074 ♪ give in ♪ 1164 01:03:20,422 --> 01:03:21,787 ♪ give in ♪ 1165 01:03:26,636 --> 01:03:27,921 ♪ hello Joe ♪ 1166 01:03:29,931 --> 01:03:31,296 ♪ it's me ♪ 1167 01:03:33,935 --> 01:03:35,721 ♪ he hits so far ♪ 1168 01:03:35,895 --> 01:03:38,136 ♪ hold on that's you ♪ 1169 01:03:40,108 --> 01:03:41,564 ♪ aa-ha ♪ 1170 01:03:47,907 --> 01:03:49,238 ♪ poo poo pa doop ♪ 1171 01:04:01,212 --> 01:04:02,827 ♪ hold on ♪ 1172 01:04:04,799 --> 01:04:07,290 ♪ aa-haa ♪ 1173 01:04:09,512 --> 01:04:10,968 ♪ whoo ♪ 1174 01:04:11,139 --> 01:04:12,254 ♪ aah ♪ 1175 01:04:14,893 --> 01:04:16,258 ♪ Peek-a-boo ♪ 1176 01:04:19,230 --> 01:04:22,222 ♪ la-la-laa ♪ 1177 01:04:27,113 --> 01:04:28,694 ♪ ooh ♪ 1178 01:04:53,640 --> 01:04:56,598 ♪ I always get ♪ 1179 01:04:56,768 --> 01:05:00,101 ♪ what I aim for ♪ 1180 01:05:00,271 --> 01:05:02,762 ♪ and your heart and soul ♪ 1181 01:05:02,941 --> 01:05:07,059 ♪ is what I came for ♪ 1182 01:05:08,863 --> 01:05:10,774 ♪ Lola wants ♪ 1183 01:05:12,117 --> 01:05:14,358 ♪ Lola gets ♪ 1184 01:05:17,872 --> 01:05:20,579 ♪ you'll never win ♪ 1185 01:05:23,253 --> 01:05:26,620 ♪ I'm irresistible you fool ♪ 1186 01:05:30,343 --> 01:05:31,753 ♪ give in ♪ 1187 01:05:33,680 --> 01:05:35,295 ♪ give in ♪ 1188 01:05:37,267 --> 01:05:38,973 ♪ hello Joe ♪♪ 1189 01:05:41,980 --> 01:05:43,686 uh... 1190 01:05:49,404 --> 01:05:51,565 Um, m... miss, uh, miss Lola... 1191 01:05:51,739 --> 01:05:52,945 Yes, Joe? 1192 01:05:53,116 --> 01:05:55,031 If... if-if-if-if... if it was you 1193 01:05:55,209 --> 01:05:56,865 I promised to come home to... 1194 01:05:57,036 --> 01:05:58,572 You'd want me to, wouldn't you? 1195 01:06:00,165 --> 01:06:02,030 I see. 1196 01:06:02,208 --> 01:06:05,075 Oh, you're... you're... you're awfully wonderful. 1197 01:06:05,253 --> 01:06:07,835 And I... I... I wish I was two people but... 1198 01:06:08,006 --> 01:06:09,416 But I'm only one. 1199 01:06:13,344 --> 01:06:14,754 And I'm married. 1200 01:06:26,149 --> 01:06:28,060 What a flop! 1201 01:06:28,234 --> 01:06:29,974 "Just a routine case," huh? 1202 01:06:30,945 --> 01:06:32,936 "Duck soup," huh? 1203 01:06:33,114 --> 01:06:34,604 I was wrong. 1204 01:06:34,782 --> 01:06:37,649 - He is different. - "Alibi Ike." 1205 01:06:37,827 --> 01:06:40,284 Oh, I never ran up against anybody like that before. 1206 01:06:40,455 --> 01:06:42,912 Oh, bosh and double bosh! 1207 01:06:43,082 --> 01:06:44,492 Get yourself a new line! 1208 01:06:44,667 --> 01:06:46,123 Your methods are old-fashioned. 1209 01:06:46,294 --> 01:06:48,910 ♪ whatever Lola wants Lola gets ♪ 1210 01:06:49,088 --> 01:06:50,448 ♪ poo poo pa doop poo poo pa doop ♪ 1211 01:06:50,548 --> 01:06:53,290 ♪ whatever Lola wants and Lola gets ♪ 1212 01:06:53,468 --> 01:06:55,174 ♪ aah aah aah ♪♪ 1213 01:06:55,345 --> 01:06:56,676 Alright! 1214 01:06:56,846 --> 01:06:59,132 They're going on the western trip now. 1215 01:06:59,307 --> 01:07:01,764 But you just wait until he comes back. 1216 01:07:01,935 --> 01:07:03,926 I'll show you how to handle this situation. 1217 01:07:24,666 --> 01:07:26,622 "Joe gets a grand slam!" 1218 01:07:26,793 --> 01:07:29,034 "Washington now in second place." 1219 01:07:29,212 --> 01:07:31,328 "Washington wins ten straight... 1220 01:07:31,506 --> 01:07:33,167 Joe gets a grand slam!" 1221 01:07:46,646 --> 01:07:48,102 Well, well, my dear girl 1222 01:07:48,273 --> 01:07:49,558 you should've been there. 1223 01:07:49,732 --> 01:07:52,474 You should've seen a real artist at work. 1224 01:07:52,652 --> 01:07:54,813 You couldn't get him away from his wife, huh? 1225 01:07:54,988 --> 01:07:57,821 - Well, I could. - How? Is he crazy about you? 1226 01:07:57,991 --> 01:08:00,323 Oh, very funny. 1227 01:08:01,119 --> 01:08:02,119 What did you do? 1228 01:08:02,287 --> 01:08:03,743 I used the head 1229 01:08:03,913 --> 01:08:05,073 my futile wench. 1230 01:08:05,248 --> 01:08:06,488 I went into the neighborhood 1231 01:08:06,666 --> 01:08:08,406 and I spread scandal. 1232 01:08:08,585 --> 01:08:09,995 She will have to throw him out. 1233 01:08:10,169 --> 01:08:11,534 What kind of scandal? 1234 01:08:11,713 --> 01:08:12,940 Why, good heavens, the boy's living 1235 01:08:12,964 --> 01:08:14,525 right there in the house with that woman. 1236 01:08:14,549 --> 01:08:17,040 Aren't you shocked? I am. 1237 01:08:17,218 --> 01:08:19,334 ♪ whatever Lola wants ♪ 1238 01:08:19,512 --> 01:08:21,093 ♪ Lola gets ♪♪ 1239 01:08:22,849 --> 01:08:24,760 What are you made up for? 1240 01:08:24,934 --> 01:08:26,470 What have you got on? 1241 01:08:26,644 --> 01:08:28,100 My costume! 1242 01:08:28,271 --> 01:08:30,728 I've joined a Joe Hardy fan club. 1243 01:08:30,898 --> 01:08:32,434 Ain't that tender? 1244 01:08:32,609 --> 01:08:34,474 Ain't that touchin'? 1245 01:08:34,652 --> 01:08:36,734 I'm boring from within. 1246 01:08:36,904 --> 01:08:38,485 Infiltrating. 1247 01:08:38,656 --> 01:08:40,692 You better be. 1248 01:08:40,867 --> 01:08:42,403 And I've to go to a rehearsal now. 1249 01:08:42,577 --> 01:08:44,192 - I'm in one of the acts. - Okay, go on. 1250 01:08:44,370 --> 01:08:46,486 Go to rehearsal. Go ahead. Get out of here. 1251 01:08:46,664 --> 01:08:49,451 See if you can be useful. Go on, get out of here! 1252 01:08:49,626 --> 01:08:50,866 You depress me! 1253 01:08:55,882 --> 01:08:57,122 ♪ whenever I am ♪ 1254 01:08:57,300 --> 01:08:59,666 ♪ from time to time depressed ♪ 1255 01:09:02,388 --> 01:09:03,798 ♪ and the trauma wells ♪ 1256 01:09:03,973 --> 01:09:06,134 ♪ and swells within my breast ♪ 1257 01:09:08,978 --> 01:09:10,309 ♪ I find some pride ♪ 1258 01:09:10,480 --> 01:09:13,062 ♪ deep inside of me ♪ 1259 01:09:13,232 --> 01:09:16,269 ♪ as I fondly walk the lane ♪ 1260 01:09:16,444 --> 01:09:21,188 ♪ of a memory ♪ 1261 01:09:21,366 --> 01:09:24,699 ♪ l see ♪ 1262 01:09:24,869 --> 01:09:27,827 ♪ Bonaparte a mean one ♪ 1263 01:09:27,997 --> 01:09:30,830 ♪ if ever I've seen one ♪ 1264 01:09:31,000 --> 01:09:33,833 ♪ and Nero fiddling through ♪ 1265 01:09:34,003 --> 01:09:36,836 ♪ that lovely blaze ♪ 1266 01:09:37,006 --> 01:09:39,748 ♪ Antoinette dainty queen ♪ 1267 01:09:39,926 --> 01:09:42,292 ♪ with her quaint guillotine ♪ 1268 01:09:42,470 --> 01:09:43,880 ♪ yeahaha ♪ 1269 01:09:44,055 --> 01:09:48,389 ♪ those were the good old days ♪ 1270 01:09:48,559 --> 01:09:51,767 ♪ I see Indians dragging ♪ 1271 01:09:51,938 --> 01:09:54,896 ♪ an empty covered wagon ♪ 1272 01:09:55,066 --> 01:09:57,352 ♪ when scalping the settlers ♪ 1273 01:09:57,527 --> 01:10:00,940 ♪ was the latest craze ♪ 1274 01:10:01,114 --> 01:10:03,446 ♪ and that glorious morn ♪ 1275 01:10:03,616 --> 01:10:06,403 ♪ Jack the Ripper was born ♪ 1276 01:10:06,577 --> 01:10:07,908 ♪ yeahaha ♪ 1277 01:10:08,079 --> 01:10:11,617 ♪ those were the good old days ♪ 1278 01:10:13,167 --> 01:10:16,204 ♪ I'd sit in my rocking chair ♪ 1279 01:10:16,379 --> 01:10:19,371 ♪ peacefully rocking there ♪ 1280 01:10:19,549 --> 01:10:23,292 ♪ counting my blessings by the score ♪ 1281 01:10:24,929 --> 01:10:27,636 ♪ the rack was in fashion ♪ 1282 01:10:27,807 --> 01:10:30,594 ♪ the plagues were my passion ♪ 1283 01:10:30,768 --> 01:10:33,601 ♪ each day held a new joy ♪ 1284 01:10:33,771 --> 01:10:36,433 ♪ in store ♪ 1285 01:10:36,607 --> 01:10:40,316 ♪ was anybody happy? ♪ 1286 01:10:40,486 --> 01:10:42,852 ♪ l see ♪ 1287 01:10:43,030 --> 01:10:45,692 ♪ cannibals munching ♪ 1288 01:10:45,867 --> 01:10:48,950 ♪ a missionary luncheon ♪ 1289 01:10:49,120 --> 01:10:51,736 ♪ the years may have flown ♪ 1290 01:10:51,914 --> 01:10:54,747 ♪ but the memory stays ♪ 1291 01:10:54,917 --> 01:10:57,249 ♪ like the hopes that were dashed ♪ 1292 01:10:57,420 --> 01:10:59,957 ♪ when the stock market crashed ♪ 1293 01:11:00,131 --> 01:11:01,462 ♪ yeahaha ♪ 1294 01:11:01,632 --> 01:11:05,750 ♪ those were the good old days ♪ 1295 01:11:05,928 --> 01:11:09,466 ♪ I'd walk a million miles more ♪ 1296 01:11:09,640 --> 01:11:12,006 ♪ for some of the gore ♪ 1297 01:11:12,185 --> 01:11:13,675 ♪ of those good ♪ 1298 01:11:15,438 --> 01:11:16,894 ♪ old ♪ 1299 01:11:18,441 --> 01:11:23,356 ♪ days ♪♪ 1300 01:11:27,158 --> 01:11:28,648 I don't know who he was, Joe 1301 01:11:28,826 --> 01:11:31,693 but he just got everyone in the neighborhood talking. 1302 01:11:31,871 --> 01:11:35,034 Well, il... I think I know who it was. 1303 01:11:35,208 --> 01:11:37,244 After all, I am a married woman. 1304 01:11:37,418 --> 01:11:40,080 Sure, I understand. 1305 01:11:40,254 --> 01:11:42,495 I just hate to ask you to leave but... 1306 01:11:42,673 --> 01:11:43,788 It's alright. 1307 01:11:44,759 --> 01:11:46,044 Oh, Joe, I... 1308 01:11:46,219 --> 01:11:47,800 I'll be back. 1309 01:11:47,970 --> 01:11:49,710 I hope so. 1310 01:11:49,889 --> 01:11:51,345 You can count on it, Meg. 1311 01:12:02,151 --> 01:12:03,561 Goodbye. 1312 01:12:15,790 --> 01:12:18,827 Cards, please. Show your cards! 1313 01:12:19,001 --> 01:12:21,242 Card please, show your card. 1314 01:12:21,420 --> 01:12:22,455 Come on, come on! 1315 01:12:22,630 --> 01:12:23,870 Well, if they want my autograph 1316 01:12:24,048 --> 01:12:25,413 they want my autograph. 1317 01:12:25,591 --> 01:12:27,422 Okay, kids. 1318 01:12:27,593 --> 01:12:29,049 Here comes somebody. 1319 01:12:29,220 --> 01:12:30,300 He's nobody. 1320 01:12:30,471 --> 01:12:31,711 Are you anybody? 1321 01:12:31,889 --> 01:12:33,095 Not a soul. 1322 01:12:34,642 --> 01:12:35,927 Show your card. 1323 01:12:56,414 --> 01:12:58,450 Joe was living at some rooming house, wasn't he? 1324 01:12:58,624 --> 01:12:59,909 Uh, I don't know. 1325 01:13:00,084 --> 01:13:01,684 How long has he been living at the hotel? 1326 01:13:01,836 --> 01:13:04,748 Oh, go on! Just tell me anything you know about him. 1327 01:13:07,925 --> 01:13:09,415 Come on, Benny. 1328 01:13:09,594 --> 01:13:11,505 Let's make this a good party tonight. 1329 01:13:11,679 --> 01:13:12,964 Don't worry. 1330 01:13:13,139 --> 01:13:14,925 I'm not gonna let anyone see how I feel. 1331 01:13:15,099 --> 01:13:16,805 Oh, we've come to the end of the season 1332 01:13:16,976 --> 01:13:18,557 better than I ever dreamed. 1333 01:13:18,728 --> 01:13:20,013 Two games to go. 1334 01:13:20,187 --> 01:13:22,473 Now, now, now, you just relax. 1335 01:13:22,648 --> 01:13:24,184 We'll be the champions. 1336 01:13:24,358 --> 01:13:25,438 All we have to do 1337 01:13:25,610 --> 01:13:27,475 is win just one of those games. 1338 01:13:27,653 --> 01:13:30,315 But the way Joe cracked up on us today. 1339 01:13:30,489 --> 01:13:31,854 Is that so? 1340 01:13:32,033 --> 01:13:33,148 She just asked me. 1341 01:13:33,326 --> 01:13:35,362 Would I like to be her partner? 1342 01:13:35,536 --> 01:13:36,821 She's good. 1343 01:13:36,996 --> 01:13:39,237 We've been rehearsing the whole week. 1344 01:13:39,415 --> 01:13:41,030 Hey, that's the one. 1345 01:13:47,506 --> 01:13:48,871 "Sure don't know how to thank you 1346 01:13:49,050 --> 01:13:51,587 for this wonderful turnout tonight." 1347 01:13:51,761 --> 01:13:53,251 Congratulations. 1348 01:13:54,513 --> 01:13:55,628 Oh, it's you. 1349 01:13:57,099 --> 01:13:58,964 You see, I've become a fan. 1350 01:14:00,269 --> 01:14:01,600 Officially. 1351 01:14:03,314 --> 01:14:06,101 We're putting on a dance in your honor tonight. 1352 01:14:06,275 --> 01:14:08,482 That's, uh, that's very nice, Miss Fernando. 1353 01:14:10,488 --> 01:14:12,024 No, Joe, Miss Fernando's gone. 1354 01:14:12,198 --> 01:14:13,938 No accent, didn't you notice? 1355 01:14:15,785 --> 01:14:18,071 She failed dismally. 1356 01:14:18,245 --> 01:14:19,735 Kidding me again, I guess. 1357 01:14:21,207 --> 01:14:22,663 No, Joe. 1358 01:14:22,833 --> 01:14:24,494 Kidding myself. 1359 01:14:26,253 --> 01:14:27,413 I'm just a bold hussy 1360 01:14:27,588 --> 01:14:29,749 who's organized a fan club... 1361 01:14:29,924 --> 01:14:32,290 Without instructions from Applegate. 1362 01:14:32,468 --> 01:14:34,208 He wanted us to lose today, didn't he? 1363 01:14:34,387 --> 01:14:35,877 Didn't you hear him giving me the razz 1364 01:14:36,055 --> 01:14:37,783 throughout the whole game? You know, personal things. 1365 01:14:37,807 --> 01:14:39,593 Anything to throw my game off. 1366 01:14:39,767 --> 01:14:41,244 That's why I threw the ball in the stands. 1367 01:14:41,268 --> 01:14:42,929 I was trying to hit him. 1368 01:14:43,104 --> 01:14:45,015 You let in two runs and hit an old lady 1369 01:14:45,189 --> 01:14:46,645 he was delighted. 1370 01:14:46,816 --> 01:14:48,306 What does he want? 1371 01:14:50,111 --> 01:14:52,818 - Tomorrow's the 24th. - Yeah. 1372 01:14:54,490 --> 01:14:56,401 I think he doesn't want to lose you. 1373 01:14:58,202 --> 01:14:59,817 Uh... uh, what do you want? 1374 01:15:03,165 --> 01:15:05,326 I'd like to be your friend. 1375 01:15:08,950 --> 01:15:12,050 I... I guess you mean that. 1376 01:15:13,592 --> 01:15:14,957 Thanks. 1377 01:15:18,305 --> 01:15:21,217 Oh, Joe, you make me feel girlish. 1378 01:15:21,392 --> 01:15:23,508 And I'm a 172 years old. 1379 01:15:25,062 --> 01:15:26,893 You see... 1380 01:15:27,064 --> 01:15:30,227 many men have loved me... hopelessly. 1381 01:15:31,277 --> 01:15:32,813 But I felt nothing. 1382 01:15:34,780 --> 01:15:36,270 Would you believe it? 1383 01:15:36,449 --> 01:15:38,280 You're such a good, loyal, 1384 01:15:38,451 --> 01:15:40,442 dumb, ordinary man... 1385 01:15:40,619 --> 01:15:42,280 you make me feel tender. 1386 01:15:44,331 --> 01:15:45,867 It's quite exciting. 1387 01:15:46,242 --> 01:15:49,079 Folderol. You heard what I said. Folderol. 1388 01:15:49,253 --> 01:15:51,784 - We go on 7:00. Will you watch? - Sure. 1389 01:15:52,055 --> 01:15:53,337 Folderol! 1390 01:15:53,807 --> 01:15:56,790 What business is it of yours where Joe lives? 1391 01:15:56,961 --> 01:15:58,626 I'm curious, that's all. 1392 01:15:58,804 --> 01:16:00,635 But he couldn't stand the publicity. 1393 01:16:00,806 --> 01:16:02,967 You see, he's like I am. 1394 01:16:03,142 --> 01:16:04,348 He's shy. 1395 01:16:05,770 --> 01:16:09,683 Joe moved to a hotel because... 1396 01:16:09,857 --> 01:16:11,768 Why did you move, Joe? 1397 01:16:13,569 --> 01:16:14,979 To be near you. 1398 01:16:16,906 --> 01:16:18,226 Boy's got spirit, don't you think? 1399 01:16:18,365 --> 01:16:21,402 I think a lot of things, my friend, you see... 1400 01:16:21,577 --> 01:16:23,363 I've just come back from a trip 1401 01:16:23,537 --> 01:16:25,027 to Hannibal Missouri. 1402 01:16:25,206 --> 01:16:27,392 Well, did you drop in to say hello to the boys at the Bugle? 1403 01:16:27,416 --> 01:16:30,203 There is no Bugle, Mr. Applejuice. 1404 01:16:30,377 --> 01:16:32,789 - You know my name? - Yes, I do. 1405 01:16:33,163 --> 01:16:34,928 But I don't know Joe Hardy's name. 1406 01:16:35,007 --> 01:16:36,072 What was that crack? 1407 01:16:36,150 --> 01:16:39,042 One thing I do know his name is not Joe Hardy. 1408 01:16:39,220 --> 01:16:40,700 Well, if you're referring to the rumor 1409 01:16:40,763 --> 01:16:42,094 that he is in reality 1410 01:16:42,264 --> 01:16:44,380 Shifty McCoy, I deny it emphatically. 1411 01:16:44,558 --> 01:16:46,423 Huh? Who... 1412 01:16:46,602 --> 01:16:48,138 Oh, who... who's Shifty McCoy? 1413 01:16:48,312 --> 01:16:49,927 Alright, alright, if you haven't heard it 1414 01:16:50,106 --> 01:16:51,596 I haven't said it. 1415 01:16:51,774 --> 01:16:53,014 What's your big problem anyhow? 1416 01:16:53,067 --> 01:16:54,773 Why do you say he's not Joe Hardy? 1417 01:16:54,944 --> 01:16:56,980 Nobody in Hannibal has ever seen or heard 1418 01:16:57,154 --> 01:16:58,314 of Joe Hardy. 1419 01:16:58,489 --> 01:16:59,854 His birth is not registered there. 1420 01:17:00,032 --> 01:17:01,192 He's a faker! 1421 01:17:02,284 --> 01:17:03,865 Where'd he come from? 1422 01:17:04,036 --> 01:17:05,742 Oh... 1423 01:17:05,913 --> 01:17:08,074 Don't be so nosy, huh? 1424 01:17:08,249 --> 01:17:10,615 Go home! Get married! 1425 01:17:10,793 --> 01:17:12,329 Have children! 1426 01:17:19,552 --> 01:17:22,510 ♪ so when the bases are loaded ♪ 1427 01:17:22,680 --> 01:17:24,511 ♪ the count is three and two ♪ 1428 01:17:24,682 --> 01:17:25,967 ♪ you'll hit a homer Joe ♪ 1429 01:17:26,142 --> 01:17:28,098 ♪ we can depend on you ♪ 1430 01:17:28,269 --> 01:17:30,009 ♪ you're a hero 'cause ♪ 1431 01:17:31,480 --> 01:17:34,643 ♪ you've got heart ♪♪ 1432 01:17:34,817 --> 01:17:36,603 You're wanted on stage. 1433 01:17:37,077 --> 01:17:39,289 - Up we go. - Benny? 1434 01:17:39,363 --> 01:17:40,819 Hey. 1435 01:17:40,990 --> 01:17:42,400 You're pretty. 1436 01:17:43,826 --> 01:17:45,862 Oh, Benny, ever hear of a ball player 1437 01:17:46,036 --> 01:17:47,446 named Shifty McCoy? 1438 01:17:47,621 --> 01:17:48,736 Shifty McCoy? 1439 01:17:48,914 --> 01:17:50,370 Isn't he the kid that took a bribe 1440 01:17:50,541 --> 01:17:52,406 in the Mexican league about four years ago? 1441 01:17:52,585 --> 01:17:54,550 - Oh? - Yeah, yeah. 1442 01:17:54,628 --> 01:17:56,760 Threw a game and they caught him at it. 1443 01:17:56,830 --> 01:17:59,071 - What happened to him? - Oh, he took it on the lam. 1444 01:17:59,149 --> 01:18:00,980 Never been heard of since as far as I know. 1445 01:18:01,051 --> 01:18:02,882 - Did you know him? - No. 1446 01:18:03,053 --> 01:18:04,338 No, Miss Thorpe. 1447 01:18:04,513 --> 01:18:06,344 I just saw his picture in the paper. 1448 01:18:06,515 --> 01:18:08,676 The paper? Oh. 1449 01:18:16,567 --> 01:18:18,523 And this is Joe's night. 1450 01:18:18,694 --> 01:18:21,481 And I'm not gonna start it off with a long speech. 1451 01:18:21,655 --> 01:18:24,488 Later on, you may have to listen to a tribute or two. 1452 01:18:24,658 --> 01:18:26,523 But right now, we're going to sit down 1453 01:18:26,702 --> 01:18:29,535 and see what some of Joe's fan clubs think of him. 1454 01:18:29,705 --> 01:18:31,787 Shifty McCoy! 1455 01:18:31,957 --> 01:18:33,697 Of course, I'm sure! 1456 01:18:33,876 --> 01:18:35,116 Get all the stuff on him 1457 01:18:35,294 --> 01:18:37,205 and hold everything, I'll be right over! 1458 01:18:39,381 --> 01:18:41,087 And now, number seven. 1459 01:18:41,258 --> 01:18:42,839 We have a tribute from the... 1460 01:18:44,261 --> 01:18:47,003 "I love Joe" fan club. 1461 01:18:47,181 --> 01:18:49,797 Yeah, that's what it says. 1462 01:18:56,607 --> 01:18:57,767 ♪ ugh ♪ 1463 01:19:00,152 --> 01:19:01,312 ♪ ugh ♪ 1464 01:19:11,538 --> 01:19:13,119 ♪ ugh ♪ 1465 01:19:13,290 --> 01:19:15,326 ♪ who's got the pain when they do the mambo? ♪ 1466 01:19:15,501 --> 01:19:17,412 ♪ who's got the pain when they go ugh? ♪ 1467 01:19:17,586 --> 01:19:19,451 ♪ who's got the pain when they do the mambo? ♪ 1468 01:19:19,630 --> 01:19:21,586 ♪ I don't know who do you? ♪ 1469 01:19:21,757 --> 01:19:23,622 ♪ who needs a pill when they do the mambo? ♪ 1470 01:19:23,801 --> 01:19:25,632 ♪ who needs a pill when they go ugh? ♪ 1471 01:19:25,803 --> 01:19:27,714 ♪ who needs a pill when they do the mambo? ♪ 1472 01:19:27,888 --> 01:19:29,549 ♪ I don't know who do you? ♪ 1473 01:19:29,723 --> 01:19:31,714 ♪ someone must be sick with the heat? ♪ 1474 01:19:31,892 --> 01:19:33,723 ♪ or steppin' on everyone's feet? ♪ 1475 01:19:33,894 --> 01:19:35,930 ♪ but if everyone's feelin' okay ♪ 1476 01:19:36,105 --> 01:19:37,936 ♪ why don't they just say olay ♪ 1477 01:19:38,107 --> 01:19:39,847 ♪ when the music carries them away? ♪ 1478 01:19:40,025 --> 01:19:42,437 ♪ ugh who's got the pain when they do the mambo? ♪ 1479 01:19:42,611 --> 01:19:44,522 ♪ who's got the pain when they go ugh? 1480 01:19:44,697 --> 01:19:46,497 ♪ who's got the pain when they do the mambo? ♪ 1481 01:19:46,573 --> 01:19:48,655 ♪ I don't know who do you? ♪ 1482 01:20:04,341 --> 01:20:05,501 ♪ ugh ♪ 1483 01:20:10,514 --> 01:20:11,674 ♪ ugh ♪ 1484 01:20:28,073 --> 01:20:30,564 ♪ is there a doctor in the house? ♪ 1485 01:20:32,328 --> 01:20:36,241 ♪ is there a doctor in the house? ♪ 1486 01:20:36,415 --> 01:20:38,781 ♪ if there's a doctor in the house ♪ 1487 01:20:38,959 --> 01:20:43,202 ♪ point him out but there is an element of doubt ♪ 1488 01:20:43,380 --> 01:20:46,292 ♪ as to who's got the pain when they do the mambo? ♪ 1489 01:20:46,467 --> 01:20:48,423 ♪ who's got the pain when they go ugh? ♪ 1490 01:20:48,594 --> 01:20:50,550 ♪ who needs a pill when they do the mambo? ♪ 1491 01:20:50,721 --> 01:20:52,552 ♪ who needs a pill when they go ugh? ♪ 1492 01:21:13,494 --> 01:21:14,494 ♪ hey! ♪ 1493 01:21:15,245 --> 01:21:16,405 ♪ hey! ♪ 1494 01:21:41,688 --> 01:21:42,848 ♪ ugh ♪ 1495 01:21:43,732 --> 01:21:44,892 ♪ ugh ♪ 1496 01:21:45,984 --> 01:21:47,144 ♪ ugh ♪ 1497 01:21:50,280 --> 01:21:51,280 ♪ ugh ♪ 1498 01:22:10,467 --> 01:22:11,627 ♪ ugh ♪ 1499 01:22:16,223 --> 01:22:17,383 ♪ uuugh ♪♪ 1500 01:22:30,237 --> 01:22:32,444 That was terrific, Fosse. 1501 01:22:32,614 --> 01:22:34,195 You were wonderful. 1502 01:22:39,246 --> 01:22:41,202 Going a little far, don't you think? 1503 01:22:41,373 --> 01:22:42,988 What's the matter? Didn't you like it? 1504 01:22:43,167 --> 01:22:44,498 I like it fine. 1505 01:22:44,668 --> 01:22:47,205 Puff him up, baby. I'll bring him down again. 1506 01:22:47,379 --> 01:22:49,665 - You what? - It's already started. 1507 01:22:49,840 --> 01:22:51,580 Keep your eyes open, homewrecker. 1508 01:22:51,758 --> 01:22:54,465 You'll find out who's got the pain in the mambo. 1509 01:22:55,429 --> 01:23:00,469 ♪ you've gotta have heart ♪ ♪ heart ♪ 1510 01:23:00,642 --> 01:23:04,180 ♪ all you really need is heart ♪ 1511 01:23:04,354 --> 01:23:07,141 ♪ when the odds are sayin' you'll never win ♪ 1512 01:23:07,316 --> 01:23:09,728 ♪ that's when the grin should start 1513 01:23:09,902 --> 01:23:11,688 ♪ it's the youth of America, Joe ♪ 1514 01:23:11,862 --> 01:23:13,898 ♪ when your luck is battin' zero 1515 01:23:14,072 --> 01:23:15,357 ♪ hmm hmm hmm ♪ 1516 01:23:15,532 --> 01:23:17,693 ♪ get your chin up off the floor ♪ 1517 01:23:17,868 --> 01:23:19,108 ♪ hmm hmm hmm ♪ 1518 01:23:19,286 --> 01:23:21,402 ♪ mister you can be a hero ♪ 1519 01:23:21,580 --> 01:23:22,786 ♪ hmm hmm hmm ♪ 1520 01:23:22,956 --> 01:23:24,617 ♪ you can open any door ♪ 1521 01:23:24,791 --> 01:23:27,157 ♪ there's nothing to it but to do it ♪ 1522 01:23:28,670 --> 01:23:30,456 Extra! "Joe Hardy accused!" 1523 01:23:30,631 --> 01:23:33,498 Extra, extra! "Joe Hardy accused!" 1524 01:23:33,675 --> 01:23:35,711 Extra! "Joe Hardy accused!" 1525 01:23:35,886 --> 01:23:37,296 ♪ a genius of course ♪ 1526 01:23:37,471 --> 01:23:39,427 Hmm! For the love of Mike, will you look at this? 1527 01:23:39,598 --> 01:23:41,284 - What are you talking about? - He took a bribe! 1528 01:23:41,308 --> 01:23:42,639 Down in the Mexican league. 1529 01:23:43,009 --> 01:23:45,000 It's a lie. I don't believe it. 1530 01:23:45,178 --> 01:23:47,569 - Oh, my gosh! - They're crazy. 1531 01:23:47,648 --> 01:23:48,933 Oh, no. I won't believe it. 1532 01:23:49,107 --> 01:23:50,597 Why should they say such a thing? 1533 01:23:50,721 --> 01:23:53,221 But they do, Joe. The commissioner's called a hearing. 1534 01:23:53,237 --> 01:23:55,068 But it's not true, not any of it. 1535 01:23:55,239 --> 01:23:57,279 I'm not a crook! I wouldn't double-cross you, Benny. 1536 01:23:57,324 --> 01:23:59,406 I'd die for the team. And I will! 1537 01:23:59,576 --> 01:24:02,113 And we'll win! We've got to! We'll win, we'll win! 1538 01:24:02,287 --> 01:24:04,448 No. Oh, no. 1539 01:24:06,458 --> 01:24:08,995 Joe is down at the commissioner's right now. 1540 01:24:09,169 --> 01:24:11,125 But the whole town is behind him. 1541 01:24:11,296 --> 01:24:12,877 Parades, speeches... 1542 01:24:13,048 --> 01:24:14,048 They know an okay guy 1543 01:24:14,174 --> 01:24:15,630 when they see one and so do I. 1544 01:24:15,801 --> 01:24:17,507 Joe ain't done nothing wrong. 1545 01:24:17,678 --> 01:24:20,010 I'll bet you the Yankees are behind this whole thing. 1546 01:24:20,180 --> 01:24:23,047 - Yeah, they're scared of us. - That's right! 1547 01:24:23,225 --> 01:24:24,965 Whether Joe's with us today or not 1548 01:24:25,143 --> 01:24:26,704 you guys are going out there and you're gonna play 1549 01:24:26,728 --> 01:24:28,684 red-hot baseball. 1550 01:24:28,855 --> 01:24:30,708 You're the best team in the league and you know it. 1551 01:24:30,732 --> 01:24:33,394 And when you take the field, I want you to forget about Joe! 1552 01:24:33,569 --> 01:24:36,311 And fill that ball park with so many base hits 1553 01:24:36,488 --> 01:24:37,898 those Cleveland Indians will think 1554 01:24:38,073 --> 01:24:39,938 it's the third world war. 1555 01:24:40,117 --> 01:24:41,607 Alright, I'll tell you. 1556 01:24:41,785 --> 01:24:43,821 Because I value the good name of baseball 1557 01:24:43,996 --> 01:24:46,078 more than I do of victory of my own team. 1558 01:24:46,248 --> 01:24:47,863 Well, just because a picture in the paper 1559 01:24:48,041 --> 01:24:49,451 taken four years ago 1560 01:24:49,626 --> 01:24:51,416 happens to look something like him. 1561 01:24:51,495 --> 01:24:53,531 Mr. Welch, Miss Thorpe has the floor. 1562 01:24:53,705 --> 01:24:54,685 I know, I know. 1563 01:24:54,756 --> 01:24:56,371 It's not because of the picture. 1564 01:24:56,550 --> 01:24:58,461 The picture only fortified my suspicion 1565 01:24:58,635 --> 01:25:00,967 that he had a phony background. 1566 01:25:01,138 --> 01:25:02,719 And my paper has taken the trouble 1567 01:25:02,889 --> 01:25:04,425 to bring a few witnesses from Hannibal 1568 01:25:04,600 --> 01:25:05,600 if you care to hear them. 1569 01:25:05,642 --> 01:25:07,132 Certainly, go ahead. 1570 01:25:07,311 --> 01:25:08,426 Mr. Hawkins? 1571 01:25:10,731 --> 01:25:12,687 This is the postmaster from Hannibal. 1572 01:25:12,858 --> 01:25:13,973 Read about it. 1573 01:25:14,151 --> 01:25:15,641 "Joe on trial!" 1574 01:25:15,819 --> 01:25:16,899 Read about it. 1575 01:25:17,070 --> 01:25:18,276 "Joe on trial!" 1576 01:25:18,447 --> 01:25:20,312 Just answer me one thing, boy. 1577 01:25:20,490 --> 01:25:22,606 If as you say, you were brought up in Hannibal 1578 01:25:22,784 --> 01:25:24,024 how do you account for the fact 1579 01:25:24,161 --> 01:25:25,492 that no one seem to remember you? 1580 01:25:25,662 --> 01:25:27,140 Well, uh, I... I... I... I told you... 1581 01:25:27,164 --> 01:25:30,122 - Ah! Good news! - What is it, Mr. Applegate? 1582 01:25:30,292 --> 01:25:32,749 I asked for a recess until 10:30 tonight. 1583 01:25:32,919 --> 01:25:35,080 I have a witness flying in from Mexico City 1584 01:25:35,255 --> 01:25:36,711 who knew Shifty McCoy! 1585 01:25:42,346 --> 01:25:44,211 Well, I don't know what to think. 1586 01:25:44,389 --> 01:25:46,755 We know he just never came from Hannibal. 1587 01:25:46,933 --> 01:25:48,423 We just know that. 1588 01:25:48,602 --> 01:25:50,934 Well, I know something else that's more important. 1589 01:25:51,104 --> 01:25:54,016 - He's a good boy. - I didn't say he wasn't. 1590 01:25:54,191 --> 01:25:56,147 I may not be a judge of character 1591 01:25:56,318 --> 01:25:58,024 but I know when somebody's good. 1592 01:25:58,195 --> 01:25:59,651 You're darn tootin'. 1593 01:25:59,821 --> 01:26:01,152 And if Joe picked out Hannibal 1594 01:26:01,323 --> 01:26:02,550 as the town he'd like to come from 1595 01:26:02,574 --> 01:26:04,735 he must have his good reasons. 1596 01:26:04,910 --> 01:26:06,901 And it's an honor to the town. 1597 01:26:07,079 --> 01:26:09,445 Can you imagine that old Mr. Hawkins 1598 01:26:09,623 --> 01:26:13,161 getting up there at that hearing and saying those things? 1599 01:26:13,335 --> 01:26:15,667 Well, we could get up there, too. 1600 01:26:15,837 --> 01:26:16,837 What? 1601 01:26:17,005 --> 01:26:19,121 It's just psychology, baby. 1602 01:26:19,299 --> 01:26:20,880 Just psychology. 1603 01:26:21,051 --> 01:26:22,666 And once I've got him for keeps 1604 01:26:22,844 --> 01:26:24,129 I'll make him throw the game. 1605 01:26:24,304 --> 01:26:25,635 Oh, he'll burn. 1606 01:26:25,806 --> 01:26:27,091 He'll burn! 1607 01:26:27,265 --> 01:26:28,971 As for me, I'm sorry. 1608 01:26:31,770 --> 01:26:33,135 What did you say? 1609 01:26:35,440 --> 01:26:37,431 I said I'm sorry for him. 1610 01:26:42,155 --> 01:26:44,692 I have observed of late... 1611 01:26:44,866 --> 01:26:48,279 A certain laxity on your part. 1612 01:26:48,453 --> 01:26:50,034 Have you forgotten every principle 1613 01:26:50,205 --> 01:26:53,572 I've ever taught you? Alright, Lola, 100 times. 1614 01:26:53,750 --> 01:26:55,978 Never feel sorry for anybody, never feel sorry for anybody. 1615 01:26:56,002 --> 01:26:58,314 Never feel sorry for anybody. Never feel sorry for anybody. 1616 01:26:58,338 --> 01:27:02,001 Never feel sorry for anybody, never feel sorry for anybody... 1617 01:27:02,175 --> 01:27:03,836 I'm gonna select something appropriate 1618 01:27:04,010 --> 01:27:05,671 for this evening's hearing. 1619 01:27:05,846 --> 01:27:08,258 Never feel sorry for anybody, never feel sorry for anybody. 1620 01:27:08,432 --> 01:27:10,752 Never feel sorry for anybody. Never feel sorry for anybody. 1621 01:27:10,892 --> 01:27:13,634 Never feel sorry for anybody, never feel sorry for anybody... 1622 01:27:13,812 --> 01:27:15,018 That looks terrible. 1623 01:27:15,897 --> 01:27:18,013 I'll wear that. 1624 01:27:18,191 --> 01:27:20,591 Never feel sorry for anybody, never feel sorry for anybody... 1625 01:27:21,069 --> 01:27:24,402 Ah! Now can anybody guess who that is? 1626 01:27:24,573 --> 01:27:26,655 Never feel sorry for anybody, never feel sorry for... 1627 01:27:26,825 --> 01:27:28,406 Come in, Joe! 1628 01:27:30,579 --> 01:27:33,070 Never feel sorry for anybody, never feel sorry for anybody... 1629 01:27:33,248 --> 01:27:37,082 Alright, Lola, knock it off. Later. 1630 01:27:37,252 --> 01:27:40,210 We've got the greatest baseball player in the world with us. 1631 01:27:40,380 --> 01:27:42,462 Let us do him homage. 1632 01:27:42,632 --> 01:27:44,543 It's very kind of you to say that, Mr. Applegate 1633 01:27:44,718 --> 01:27:46,070 but it doesn't look as if Joe Hardy 1634 01:27:46,094 --> 01:27:47,630 will ever make the hall of fame. 1635 01:27:47,804 --> 01:27:49,840 One can never tell. 1636 01:27:50,015 --> 01:27:51,300 I made my decision, Mr. Applegate 1637 01:27:51,475 --> 01:27:53,761 that's what I came to talk to you about. 1638 01:27:53,935 --> 01:27:55,596 I want to exercise the escape clause 1639 01:27:55,771 --> 01:27:58,057 which is to take place on the 24th which is today. 1640 01:27:59,566 --> 01:28:00,681 Well, now... 1641 01:28:01,777 --> 01:28:03,733 Aren't you being a little hasty? 1642 01:28:03,904 --> 01:28:05,394 I've thought it all over 1643 01:28:05,572 --> 01:28:07,467 I found out there's something more important in life 1644 01:28:07,491 --> 01:28:08,697 than being a hero. 1645 01:28:09,910 --> 01:28:11,775 Deep, this boy. 1646 01:28:11,953 --> 01:28:14,535 - Very deep. - I want out. I wanna go back. 1647 01:28:16,208 --> 01:28:17,789 Very well. 1648 01:28:17,959 --> 01:28:19,620 An operation of this kind must take place 1649 01:28:19,795 --> 01:28:21,001 at the witching hour. 1650 01:28:21,171 --> 01:28:22,832 So, at 5 minutes to midnight 1651 01:28:23,006 --> 01:28:24,496 if you still wanna go back 1652 01:28:24,674 --> 01:28:26,005 say the word. 1653 01:28:26,176 --> 01:28:27,936 Well, suppose this hearing is still going on, 1654 01:28:27,969 --> 01:28:29,530 are you gonna change me right there in front of everybody? 1655 01:28:29,554 --> 01:28:30,964 Oh, no, no, no, no, no. 1656 01:28:31,139 --> 01:28:32,595 That would cause talk. 1657 01:28:32,766 --> 01:28:34,472 All you have to do is say 1658 01:28:34,643 --> 01:28:36,599 "let us step into the next room." 1659 01:28:36,770 --> 01:28:38,226 Joe Hardy will go through that door 1660 01:28:38,396 --> 01:28:39,977 and he will never return. 1661 01:28:40,148 --> 01:28:42,230 "Took it on the lam," they'll say. 1662 01:28:42,400 --> 01:28:44,607 I just want to be sure there's no misunderstanding. 1663 01:28:50,575 --> 01:28:52,031 Goodbye, Lola. 1664 01:28:57,332 --> 01:28:59,823 Never feel sorry for anybody, never feel sorry for anybody. 1665 01:29:00,001 --> 01:29:02,287 Never feel sorry for anybody, never feel sorry for any... 1666 01:29:02,462 --> 01:29:05,374 Alright, Lola, let's not have just the letter. 1667 01:29:05,549 --> 01:29:07,835 Let's have the spirit. 1668 01:29:08,009 --> 01:29:09,904 Never feel sorry for anybody, never feel sorry... 1669 01:29:09,928 --> 01:29:12,886 And, uh, don't get too impudent with me 1670 01:29:13,056 --> 01:29:14,937 or I'll degrade you and get Clementine 1671 01:29:15,008 --> 01:29:16,539 in here for this work. 1672 01:29:17,010 --> 01:29:18,116 You get too fresh with me 1673 01:29:18,186 --> 01:29:20,268 and I'll put you back on your broom. 1674 01:29:20,939 --> 01:29:23,055 Now, while I go to the hearing 1675 01:29:23,233 --> 01:29:26,020 you sit down there and you think of three dirty tricks. 1676 01:29:31,241 --> 01:29:32,902 And they better be good. 1677 01:29:36,037 --> 01:29:37,577 Well, I'll tell you what it's called. 1678 01:29:37,681 --> 01:29:39,171 It's called perjury. 1679 01:29:39,249 --> 01:29:41,490 I call it helping out an innocent friend. 1680 01:29:41,668 --> 01:29:43,409 I call it exciting. 1681 01:29:44,187 --> 01:29:46,143 Mr. commissioner! 1682 01:29:46,214 --> 01:29:48,921 How can you believe these witnesses? 1683 01:29:48,995 --> 01:29:51,395 Don't you realize that this woman... 1684 01:29:51,428 --> 01:29:53,339 subtle, sophisticated... 1685 01:29:53,513 --> 01:29:54,218 Oh, bosh. 1686 01:29:54,389 --> 01:29:55,925 Can twist this simple man 1687 01:29:56,099 --> 01:29:57,179 around her finger? 1688 01:29:57,350 --> 01:29:59,511 Who is simple? Now, you wait a minute. 1689 01:29:59,686 --> 01:30:02,052 One side, please. Let us through! 1690 01:30:02,230 --> 01:30:03,891 We're material witnesses. 1691 01:30:04,065 --> 01:30:06,101 I ask for a little patience. 1692 01:30:06,276 --> 01:30:08,312 My witness in on the way from the airport. 1693 01:30:08,486 --> 01:30:10,126 But I can't wait that long, you know that. 1694 01:30:10,280 --> 01:30:11,315 I don't understand. 1695 01:30:11,489 --> 01:30:12,489 He does. 1696 01:30:12,532 --> 01:30:13,532 It's nearly midnight. 1697 01:30:13,575 --> 01:30:15,065 Don't worry, Joe. 1698 01:30:15,243 --> 01:30:18,656 - We came here to witness. - Now wait a minute, lady. 1699 01:30:18,830 --> 01:30:20,570 We've decided that we should speak up. 1700 01:30:20,749 --> 01:30:23,035 We're material witnesses. 1701 01:30:23,209 --> 01:30:25,700 Why, hello there, Mr. Hawkins. 1702 01:30:25,879 --> 01:30:29,417 Well, May Parker, how are you, May? 1703 01:30:29,591 --> 01:30:31,627 It's the Miller girls. 1704 01:30:34,679 --> 01:30:36,544 You seem to be old acquaintances. 1705 01:30:36,723 --> 01:30:38,634 We'd like to take the stand and testify. 1706 01:30:38,808 --> 01:30:40,514 We'll take the oath or anything. 1707 01:30:40,685 --> 01:30:42,676 Well, you see, at first, we didn't remember Joe 1708 01:30:42,854 --> 01:30:45,266 and then when I remembered him, and reminded the girls 1709 01:30:45,440 --> 01:30:47,396 then pretty soon, they remembered him too. 1710 01:30:47,567 --> 01:30:50,525 Hello there, Joe. 1711 01:30:50,695 --> 01:30:53,562 My, I just hardly know you now 1712 01:30:53,740 --> 01:30:55,480 you've grown up so. 1713 01:30:55,659 --> 01:30:56,865 You knew him? 1714 01:30:57,035 --> 01:30:59,196 Oh, we picked huckleberries together. 1715 01:30:59,371 --> 01:31:01,111 You must remember him, Mr. Hawkins. 1716 01:31:01,289 --> 01:31:02,609 Don't you mind, he used to come in 1717 01:31:02,707 --> 01:31:05,244 and collect the mail for old Mrs. Peeper. 1718 01:31:05,418 --> 01:31:06,828 It's five minutes before midnight. 1719 01:31:07,003 --> 01:31:08,413 What is it, Mr. Hardy? 1720 01:31:08,588 --> 01:31:09,607 Oh, I'd like to go in the other room 1721 01:31:09,631 --> 01:31:10,711 and talk to Mr. Applegate. 1722 01:31:10,882 --> 01:31:12,713 Wait, Joe, he remembers ya. 1723 01:31:12,884 --> 01:31:14,215 Sure, now I remember him. 1724 01:31:14,386 --> 01:31:17,002 I knew it! I knew Joe wouldn't lie! 1725 01:31:17,180 --> 01:31:18,545 Silence! Quiet please. 1726 01:31:18,723 --> 01:31:20,034 Why that boy sat there and let them 1727 01:31:20,058 --> 01:31:21,343 call him a liar to his face 1728 01:31:21,518 --> 01:31:24,885 and now by George, he's vindicated. 1729 01:31:25,063 --> 01:31:26,543 I don't want anyone to leave the room. 1730 01:31:26,690 --> 01:31:28,100 We didn't care what the paper said 1731 01:31:28,274 --> 01:31:30,014 we never lost faith in Joe. 1732 01:31:30,193 --> 01:31:31,603 He may have come from a poor family. 1733 01:31:31,778 --> 01:31:33,422 But that's no disgrace in this day and age. 1734 01:31:33,446 --> 01:31:35,132 Certainly some of the greatest men in our country 1735 01:31:35,156 --> 01:31:36,771 came from poor families. 1736 01:31:36,950 --> 01:31:38,719 And the way it's turned out now some of the greatest 1737 01:31:38,743 --> 01:31:40,074 baseball players did too. 1738 01:31:40,245 --> 01:31:41,685 You see, we three all knew each other 1739 01:31:41,788 --> 01:31:42,932 when we were young back in Hannibal 1740 01:31:42,956 --> 01:31:44,071 and Mr. Hawkins knew us. 1741 01:31:44,249 --> 01:31:45,601 So that when we heard about this thing 1742 01:31:45,625 --> 01:31:47,019 we couldn't bear to see an injustice done 1743 01:31:47,043 --> 01:31:48,408 and that's why we pushed through. 1744 01:31:48,586 --> 01:31:49,897 Although the corridors are so crowded 1745 01:31:49,921 --> 01:31:51,627 I just thought we'd never make it. 1746 01:31:51,798 --> 01:31:53,004 But we did. 1747 01:32:06,730 --> 01:32:08,516 Joe. 1748 01:32:08,690 --> 01:32:10,146 Oh. 1749 01:32:11,359 --> 01:32:12,940 Where is he? 1750 01:32:13,111 --> 01:32:14,897 He's asleep. 1751 01:32:15,071 --> 01:32:17,062 I gave him a pill. 1752 01:32:17,240 --> 01:32:18,571 Why didn't you give him two? 1753 01:32:19,367 --> 01:32:20,698 I did. 1754 01:32:21,453 --> 01:32:22,784 Move over. 1755 01:32:24,372 --> 01:32:26,033 Sure, why not? 1756 01:32:26,207 --> 01:32:28,072 We're both in the same boat now. 1757 01:32:30,003 --> 01:32:31,459 Joe, don't cry. 1758 01:32:31,629 --> 01:32:33,460 Oh, ha, ha. 1759 01:32:33,631 --> 01:32:36,168 Joe, you're gonna win. 1760 01:32:36,342 --> 01:32:39,505 - Maybe. - I fixed it for you. 1761 01:32:39,679 --> 01:32:43,046 I said I gave him two pills, I gave him four. 1762 01:32:43,224 --> 01:32:45,340 He was so delighted with himself, horsing around. 1763 01:32:45,518 --> 01:32:48,385 He said, give me a drink of demon rum. 1764 01:32:48,563 --> 01:32:49,928 You know, big joke. 1765 01:32:50,106 --> 01:32:52,563 So I did and I slipped four pills into it. 1766 01:32:52,734 --> 01:32:55,146 He won't wake up until after the game. 1767 01:32:55,320 --> 01:32:57,936 But I wanted him to be there. 1768 01:32:58,114 --> 01:32:59,550 I wanted him to have to sit right there 1769 01:32:59,574 --> 01:33:01,155 and watch us win the pennant. 1770 01:33:01,326 --> 01:33:02,691 If he were there, you wouldn't win. 1771 01:33:03,069 --> 01:33:04,463 Oh, no, Benny's putting me out in center field 1772 01:33:04,487 --> 01:33:05,614 I wouldn't hear him yell at me out there 1773 01:33:05,638 --> 01:33:07,038 I wouldn't even have to look at him. 1774 01:33:07,040 --> 01:33:08,951 It wouldn't make any difference. 1775 01:33:09,125 --> 01:33:10,661 He owns you now. 1776 01:33:11,795 --> 01:33:15,083 Oh, I- I see. 1777 01:33:15,256 --> 01:33:16,871 I didn't know how it worked. 1778 01:33:19,636 --> 01:33:21,251 But, Lola, what were you? 1779 01:33:27,644 --> 01:33:30,556 I was the ugliest woman in Providence, Rhode Island. 1780 01:33:33,650 --> 01:33:35,766 Well, he'll be... 1781 01:33:35,944 --> 01:33:37,855 he'll be good and sore at what you did. 1782 01:33:39,697 --> 01:33:41,813 You think he'll turn you back? 1783 01:33:41,991 --> 01:33:43,606 Oh, he threatens. 1784 01:33:45,245 --> 01:33:47,110 Two lost souls. 1785 01:33:47,288 --> 01:33:49,995 I don't know whether to cry or make jokes. 1786 01:33:50,166 --> 01:33:53,033 Oh, Joe, jokes make jokes. 1787 01:33:53,211 --> 01:33:56,499 We're together tonight and maybe never again. 1788 01:33:56,673 --> 01:33:58,659 Well, then, we ought to make the best out of it. 1789 01:33:59,551 --> 01:34:01,132 Please. 1790 01:34:02,053 --> 01:34:03,543 How do we do that? 1791 01:34:10,520 --> 01:34:13,512 You think of some way. 1792 01:34:13,690 --> 01:34:15,851 Give me a second now, I'll figure something out. 1793 01:34:19,362 --> 01:34:20,647 See, I got it. 1794 01:34:27,287 --> 01:34:31,030 Joe, you like music, you like dancing. 1795 01:34:31,207 --> 01:34:32,893 Well, I'm not very hot at dancing 1796 01:34:32,917 --> 01:34:34,457 but I like music though. 1797 01:34:53,563 --> 01:34:55,099 But he's supposed to be in training. 1798 01:34:55,273 --> 01:34:57,810 He's relaxin', leave him alone. 1799 01:34:57,984 --> 01:35:00,066 He never let the team down yet, did he? 1800 01:35:09,662 --> 01:35:11,823 ♪ two lost souls ♪ 1801 01:35:11,998 --> 01:35:14,705 ♪ on the highway of life ♪ 1802 01:35:14,876 --> 01:35:17,538 ♪ we ain't even got ♪ 1803 01:35:17,712 --> 01:35:20,624 ♪ a sister or brother ♪ 1804 01:35:20,798 --> 01:35:23,710 ♪ but ain't it just great ♪ 1805 01:35:23,885 --> 01:35:26,422 ♪ ain't it just grand? ♪ 1806 01:35:28,765 --> 01:35:32,508 ♪ we've got each other ♪ 1807 01:35:32,685 --> 01:35:35,017 ♪ two lost ships ♪ 1808 01:35:35,188 --> 01:35:38,146 ♪ on a stormy sea ♪ 1809 01:35:38,316 --> 01:35:40,773 ♪ one with no sails ♪ 1810 01:35:40,944 --> 01:35:43,731 ♪ and one with no rudder ♪ 1811 01:35:43,905 --> 01:35:46,897 ♪ but ain't it just great? ♪ 1812 01:35:47,075 --> 01:35:49,737 ♪ ain't it just grand? ♪ 1813 01:35:51,913 --> 01:35:54,655 ♪ we've got each other ♪ 1814 01:35:55,708 --> 01:35:57,915 ♪ two lost sheep ♪ 1815 01:35:58,086 --> 01:36:01,374 ♪ in the wilds of the hills ♪ 1816 01:36:01,547 --> 01:36:04,209 ♪ far from the other ♪ 1817 01:36:04,384 --> 01:36:06,716 ♪ Jacks and Jills ♪ 1818 01:36:06,886 --> 01:36:09,628 ♪ we wandered away ♪ 1819 01:36:09,806 --> 01:36:12,422 ♪ and went astray ♪ 1820 01:36:12,600 --> 01:36:14,886 ♪ but we ain't fussin' ♪ 1821 01:36:15,061 --> 01:36:17,643 ♪ 'cause we've got us and ♪ 1822 01:36:17,814 --> 01:36:20,897 ♪ we're two lost souls ♪ 1823 01:36:21,067 --> 01:36:23,854 ♪ on the highway of life ♪ 1824 01:36:24,028 --> 01:36:26,690 ♪ and there is no one ♪ 1825 01:36:26,864 --> 01:36:29,651 ♪ with whom we would ruther ♪ 1826 01:36:29,826 --> 01:36:33,034 ♪ say ain't it just great ♪ 1827 01:36:33,204 --> 01:36:35,741 ♪ ain't it just grand? ♪ 1828 01:36:37,750 --> 01:36:40,617 ♪ we've got each other ♪ 1829 01:36:42,088 --> 01:36:43,419 Go, boy, go. 1830 01:36:43,589 --> 01:36:46,877 Hey, how about that boy? 1831 01:36:47,051 --> 01:36:48,086 Oh, god. 1832 01:36:48,261 --> 01:36:50,343 Oh, come on. 1833 01:36:52,013 --> 01:36:52,674 Ooh! 1834 01:36:52,849 --> 01:36:55,215 ♪ wherever we go ♪ 1835 01:36:55,393 --> 01:36:57,384 ♪ whatever we do ♪ 1836 01:36:57,562 --> 01:37:00,929 ♪ as long as you've got me ♪ 1837 01:37:01,107 --> 01:37:02,893 ♪ and I've got you ♪ 1838 01:37:03,067 --> 01:37:05,854 ♪ we've got a lot ♪ 1839 01:37:06,029 --> 01:37:08,771 ♪ because we've got ♪ 1840 01:37:08,948 --> 01:37:13,658 ♪ each other ♪ 1841 01:37:13,828 --> 01:37:16,019 Hey, Joe, you call that dancin'? 1842 01:37:18,041 --> 01:37:19,531 Woo-hoo! 1843 01:37:25,548 --> 01:37:26,548 Whoo! 1844 01:37:28,217 --> 01:37:30,674 Hey, Joe. Come on. 1845 01:37:44,567 --> 01:37:45,898 Whoa. 1846 01:37:51,157 --> 01:37:52,863 ♪ we ain't fussin' ♪ 1847 01:37:53,034 --> 01:37:56,572 ♪ 'cause we got us and ♪ 1848 01:38:38,037 --> 01:38:39,868 Go! Go! 1849 01:38:42,592 --> 01:38:43,832 Ha-ha! 1850 01:39:05,815 --> 01:39:07,305 Ah! 1851 01:39:09,110 --> 01:39:10,350 ♪ oo hoo hoo hoo ♪ 1852 01:39:10,528 --> 01:39:12,109 ♪ hoo hoo hoo ♪ 1853 01:39:13,281 --> 01:39:14,942 Ha, Joe. 1854 01:39:18,578 --> 01:39:20,443 ♪ two lost souls ♪ 1855 01:39:21,747 --> 01:39:23,237 ♪ two lost souls ♪ 1856 01:39:25,084 --> 01:39:26,620 ♪ go sister ♪ 1857 01:39:28,212 --> 01:39:29,668 ♪ go brother ♪ 1858 01:39:31,257 --> 01:39:34,169 ♪ great friend each other ♪ 1859 01:39:34,343 --> 01:39:36,004 ♪ two lost ships ♪ 1860 01:39:37,472 --> 01:39:39,087 ♪ stormy sea ♪ 1861 01:39:40,266 --> 01:39:42,131 ♪ no sail no rudder ♪ 1862 01:39:43,811 --> 01:39:45,347 ♪ sail each other ♪ 1863 01:39:45,521 --> 01:39:47,102 ♪ two lost sheep ♪ 1864 01:39:48,649 --> 01:39:50,560 ♪ wild hills ♪ 1865 01:39:51,819 --> 01:39:53,229 ♪ wanderin' strayin' ♪ 1866 01:39:53,404 --> 01:39:54,769 ♪ lost afraid ♪ 1867 01:39:54,947 --> 01:39:56,232 ♪ great friend ♪ 1868 01:39:56,407 --> 01:39:57,863 ♪ lost soul ♪ 1869 01:40:01,487 --> 01:40:02,887 Come here. 1870 01:40:06,000 --> 01:40:07,285 Put her there. 1871 01:40:07,460 --> 01:40:10,418 L-O-T-S! 1872 01:40:43,746 --> 01:40:44,826 ♪ two ♪ 1873 01:40:44,997 --> 01:40:46,112 ♪ lost ♪ 1874 01:40:46,290 --> 01:40:50,533 ♪ so-o-ouls ♪ 1875 01:41:27,873 --> 01:41:32,207 ♪ I see cannibals munching ♪ 1876 01:41:32,378 --> 01:41:35,415 ♪ a missionary luncheon ♪ 1877 01:41:35,590 --> 01:41:38,457 ♪ da dee da ♪ 1878 01:41:46,183 --> 01:41:50,017 I don't want any doggone angels hovering over me. 1879 01:41:55,651 --> 01:41:58,142 - Where am I? - Good morning, chief. 1880 01:41:58,321 --> 01:42:01,609 Oh. Oh. 1881 01:42:01,782 --> 01:42:04,023 Oh, I feel terrible. 1882 01:42:04,201 --> 01:42:05,441 What time is it? 1883 01:42:05,670 --> 01:42:07,551 My, I never knew you to sleep like this. 1884 01:42:07,622 --> 01:42:08,987 Oh... 1885 01:42:09,165 --> 01:42:12,532 What lousy poet said "blessed sleep?" 1886 01:42:12,710 --> 01:42:14,246 What time is it? 1887 01:42:14,420 --> 01:42:16,285 Oh, it's about 3:30. 1888 01:42:17,089 --> 01:42:18,454 3:30 when? 1889 01:42:20,259 --> 01:42:22,350 The game. I'm supposed to be at the game. 1890 01:42:22,528 --> 01:42:23,859 Well, I tried to wake you. 1891 01:42:23,929 --> 01:42:26,341 There's something funny going on here. 1892 01:42:26,515 --> 01:42:27,971 Look, I shook you and shook you. 1893 01:42:28,142 --> 01:42:31,179 - What's the score? - Oh, it's about even. 1894 01:42:31,354 --> 01:42:32,389 The score! 1895 01:42:32,563 --> 01:42:33,582 Washington leads, one to nothing. 1896 01:42:33,606 --> 01:42:34,606 Last of the seventh. 1897 01:42:34,732 --> 01:42:35,892 It's not too late. 1898 01:42:38,736 --> 01:42:40,076 I'll get dressed in a flash. 1899 01:42:53,376 --> 01:42:54,912 Well, come on. 1900 01:43:21,654 --> 01:43:24,396 I see it all now. You doped me. 1901 01:43:24,573 --> 01:43:26,234 But why? Why? 1902 01:43:26,409 --> 01:43:27,899 Because I love him. 1903 01:43:28,077 --> 01:43:30,284 Love? 1904 01:43:30,554 --> 01:43:31,634 Here we are, mister. 1905 01:43:31,706 --> 01:43:33,913 You're just gonna catch the last inning. 1906 01:43:44,427 --> 01:43:45,627 Somebody's gonna pay for this. 1907 01:43:45,720 --> 01:43:47,435 I'll pay just as long as Joe wins. 1908 01:43:47,613 --> 01:43:50,195 He won't win. He'll lose even if I have to change him back 1909 01:43:50,266 --> 01:43:51,722 right there in front of everyone. 1910 01:43:51,892 --> 01:43:53,632 Well, I don't wanna see it. 1911 01:43:53,811 --> 01:43:54,891 Come back here, you. 1912 01:43:55,062 --> 01:43:56,723 Come back here, I said. 1913 01:44:10,453 --> 01:44:13,069 Now, no more nonsense. 1914 01:44:18,627 --> 01:44:20,208 Come on, will you? 1915 01:44:21,839 --> 01:44:23,170 Ball one. 1916 01:44:51,786 --> 01:44:53,138 What's the score? What's the score? 1917 01:44:53,162 --> 01:44:54,277 One to nothing, Washington. 1918 01:44:54,455 --> 01:44:55,455 Get a all in one, Mickey! 1919 01:44:55,623 --> 01:44:57,488 Sew it up, Mickey. Sew it up! 1920 01:44:59,543 --> 01:45:00,999 Strike one! 1921 01:45:01,170 --> 01:45:02,910 Strike him out! 1922 01:45:03,088 --> 01:45:06,046 The big bum! He can't hit it! 1923 01:45:10,554 --> 01:45:12,010 Ball one. 1924 01:45:30,324 --> 01:45:31,359 Foul! 1925 01:45:42,253 --> 01:45:43,618 He's gonna hold it. 1926 01:45:49,927 --> 01:45:52,213 You can get it, Joe. You can get it. 1927 01:47:01,123 --> 01:47:02,829 Benny, is Joe alright? 1928 01:47:03,000 --> 01:47:05,140 We can't find him. Smokey found his shirt out there. 1929 01:47:05,210 --> 01:47:07,622 - He's disappeared. - Here it is, Mr. Welch. 1930 01:47:07,796 --> 01:47:09,627 Joe Hardy disappears. 1931 01:47:09,798 --> 01:47:11,663 Washington wins the pennant. 1932 01:47:11,842 --> 01:47:13,582 Joe Hardy disappears. 1933 01:47:13,761 --> 01:47:15,697 Neither Mr. Welch or Benny Van Buren 1934 01:47:15,721 --> 01:47:18,713 will affirm or deny the disappearance of Joe Hardy. 1935 01:47:18,891 --> 01:47:20,347 However many of the players admitted 1936 01:47:20,517 --> 01:47:22,178 that from the moment he caught that ball 1937 01:47:22,353 --> 01:47:23,468 and ran into the clubhouse 1938 01:47:23,646 --> 01:47:25,136 none of them has seen him. 1939 01:47:25,314 --> 01:47:26,645 Where is he? 1940 01:47:26,815 --> 01:47:28,100 One of the rumors which persists 1941 01:47:28,275 --> 01:47:29,555 is that there has been foul play 1942 01:47:29,610 --> 01:47:30,975 by a group of New York gamblers 1943 01:47:31,153 --> 01:47:33,690 who are known to have bet heavily on the Yankees. 1944 01:48:10,859 --> 01:48:12,315 Is that you, sister? 1945 01:48:14,113 --> 01:48:15,148 Joe! 1946 01:48:15,322 --> 01:48:16,322 I'm back. 1947 01:48:16,448 --> 01:48:18,905 Oh, Joe, I'm a sight. 1948 01:48:19,076 --> 01:48:20,862 A wonderful sight. 1949 01:48:21,036 --> 01:48:22,901 Oh, Joe. 1950 01:48:25,708 --> 01:48:27,790 Where you been? 1951 01:48:27,960 --> 01:48:29,200 Oh, no, no. I didn't mean that. 1952 01:48:29,378 --> 01:48:30,538 I wasn't gonna ask that. 1953 01:48:30,713 --> 01:48:32,374 - Don't ask it. - I didn't mean to. 1954 01:48:32,548 --> 01:48:33,788 Don't ever ask it. 1955 01:48:33,966 --> 01:48:35,046 I won't. 1956 01:48:35,217 --> 01:48:37,583 You've been on a secret mission. 1957 01:48:37,761 --> 01:48:39,467 But you're back. 1958 01:48:45,602 --> 01:48:47,638 If you'll have me. 1959 01:49:00,000 --> 01:49:01,600 Alright, Joe... 1960 01:49:02,024 --> 01:49:02,929 Is something the matter? 1961 01:49:02,953 --> 01:49:06,366 - Say things to me, Meg. - We've had our little joke. 1962 01:49:06,540 --> 01:49:08,246 Things about us. 1963 01:49:10,169 --> 01:49:15,584 Joe, it was a mean trick to turn your back. 1964 01:49:15,758 --> 01:49:17,419 It was an impulse. 1965 01:49:17,593 --> 01:49:20,005 And I regret it. 1966 01:49:20,179 --> 01:49:22,170 But I'll make amends. 1967 01:49:22,347 --> 01:49:24,303 You can show up tomorrow, Joe. 1968 01:49:24,475 --> 01:49:26,466 And you can be Joe Hardy again. 1969 01:49:26,643 --> 01:49:31,203 And you can win the World Series, you can be a hero. 1970 01:49:31,273 --> 01:49:35,562 ♪ empty am I with my empty chair... ♪ 1971 01:49:38,197 --> 01:49:41,360 Look, Joe, I'm not really a bad fellow. 1972 01:49:41,533 --> 01:49:42,989 I'm just emotional. 1973 01:49:43,160 --> 01:49:44,900 I've forgiven Lola too. 1974 01:49:45,079 --> 01:49:47,991 Joe... Joe... 1975 01:49:48,165 --> 01:49:51,953 ♪ underlines the blue ♪ 1976 01:49:52,127 --> 01:49:55,335 ♪ the tulips that he planted ♪ 1977 01:49:55,506 --> 01:49:58,122 ♪ all have lost their bloom ♪ 1978 01:50:03,347 --> 01:50:05,233 Listen to me, you wife-loving louse. 1979 01:50:05,307 --> 01:50:06,592 You belong to me! 1980 01:50:06,767 --> 01:50:07,802 You sold me your soul. 1981 01:50:07,976 --> 01:50:09,296 You can't run out on me like this. 1982 01:50:09,436 --> 01:50:11,518 You thief! You crook! 1983 01:50:11,688 --> 01:50:13,448 You robbed me, that's what you did. 1984 01:50:14,072 --> 01:50:15,752 You robbed me, you robbed me! 141330