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Here is a partial list
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of all the items
destroyed in the fire.
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As you can see, the garage
is almost a total loss.
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Although it does free
up the weekend I set aside
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to organize it.
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Yeah.
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Uh...you see, my nephew C.J.
was deep frying a Turkey --
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excuse me,
am I keeping you?
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You are the insurance adjuster.
This is your job, isn't it?
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I'm sorry, it's the day
after Thanksgiving.
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I got a Turkey sandwich waiting
at home with my name on it.
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Well, I have
leftovers here.
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I'm sure they're
not as good --
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all right,
you twisted my arm.
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Bridget, C.J., this is frank,
the insurance adjuster.
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He's here to help us file
our claim for the fire.
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Don't forget to tell him
about my new car that
was in the garage.
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And I had $10,000 cash
in the glove compartment.
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I understand you were
deep frying a Turkey
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and the oil caught fire.
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Sir, that is a lie!
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And I will not stand for that
kind of character assassination!
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I am a man of --
C.J. --
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I already told him that
the Turkey fryer exploded.
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Oh...well, yeah.
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Okay, let me just
put this in the micro
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for 30 seconds.
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Do we have any idea what caused
the Turkey fryer to explode?
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Let me think.
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I keep going over yesterday
in my head.
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Oops.
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I'm sorry.
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Are you sure there's nothing
I can do?
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No, the whole point was to give
you Thanksgiving off.
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Your job is to relax
and do nothing.
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Which, by the way,
is harder than it looks.
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No one puts in the hours
like you do.
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Mom...you're in
my work area.
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Well...all right, fine.
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If anybody wants me,
I'll just be relaxing
in the living room.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Not in the living room.
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That's where I'm gonna
deep fry the Turkey.
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In the living room?
Everybody, listen up.
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If anyone bumps this fryer
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and oil spills
in the propane flame,
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there's gonna be
an explosion so big
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even grandpa
might hear it.
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So I can't let anyone in here
with something this dangerous.
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Every possible precaution
has to be taken.
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Wouldn't it be safer
to do it outside?
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Are you high?
It's freezing out there.
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I said it's
freezing out there!
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Fine.
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You guys having fun?
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Oh, come on,
grab that!
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That's supposed to be
our best receiver.
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He couldn't catch
a disease in a...
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Horribly cold place.
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Excuse me!
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This was left within
my t.F.S.P. --
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Turkey fryer
safety perimeter.
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Anything left inside
must be either removed...
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Or d.F.'D.
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Deep fryed!
Stay close, people.
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What happened to the new
football I gave you?
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Principal gibb
confiscated it.
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Gibb.
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What'd you do?
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Nothing.
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You must have
done something.
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Sure, stick up
for your boyfriend.
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He's not my boyfriend.
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Fine -- man toy.
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I'm not dating ed gibb...
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Or making him my man toy.
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Why not go out with gibb?
Huh?
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He seems like
a cool guy.
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He is a cool guy.
He's actually a great guy.
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It's just -- he's --
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I don't know,
he's too...
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Mean.
Wimpy.
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Goofy.
Annoying.
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Impotent.
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C.J., you said you
liked him.
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I did, I just jumped in.
It looked like fun.
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Shh! Fourth and 2,
they're gonna go for it.
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Come on, lions.
Come on.
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You think it's gonna help your
team by fondling your hat?
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I'm tapping!
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I only fondle
during overtime.
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Hey, the picture went out!
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Heaven's sakes.
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Maybe you should
fondle the TV.
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Fondle the TV?
This isn't baseball season!
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Okay, after the apples
we add a something of butter.
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A stitch?
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God, grandma's handwriting
is so bad.
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Wait, wait -- a stink.
A stink of butter.
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What? No, it says
a stick of butter.
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Oh...no.
Pretty sure it says "stink."
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It says "stick."
Just go take it out.
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Sounds like you're the one that
needs to take out the stick.
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Let's each just
make our own pies.
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Fine by me.
Give me that!
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You don't need it.
You can't even read.
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Well, you can't reach!
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Are you girls fighting?
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I'm just training her, mom.
Jump, scruffy, jump!
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We're fine, mom!
Everything is under control.
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The fryer!
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False alarm!
False alarm!
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Nothing to worry about!
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I just need this
and maybe this.
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Please, isn't there
something that I can do?
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Okay, fine, we need something
from the store.
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Yes, we do. We need...
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Va-- is that a "g"?
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"N" -- vanilla.
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I'm not even gonna tell you
what I thought that said.
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Ed?
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Cate? Hi!
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Happy Thanksgiving.
You, too.
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What are you doing here?
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Well, my kids are at home
making the whole dinner.
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They just made up some errand
to get me out of the house.
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I just love this holiday.
What's your family doing?
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Well, my kids
are skiing in vail
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with my ex and their
new stepfather, Marc.
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Marc with a "c."
Like I care.
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But it's good.
It's very good.
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Well, it's not that good,
but it's...
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It's pretty good.
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Well, if you're alone,
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why don't you come
to my house for dinner?
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No, no, I wouldn't
want to impose.
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Come on, it's no trouble.
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Just follow me.
I'm in the blue minivan.
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That's really sweet,
Cate, but I'm fine.
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One of the benefits
of being single again
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is that I've become extremely
handy in the kitchen.
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I intend to make myself quite
the Thanksgiving feast.
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Are these your
Turkey dogs?
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Well, yes, they are.
Thanks.
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Bet they're not eating
like this in vail.
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Uh...blue minivan.
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I'll be right behind you.
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Cate, wait, wait.
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It was lovely of you
to invite me to dinner,
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but are you sure
this is a good idea?
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I am your kids'
high-school principal.
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That doesn't mean
they don't like you.
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And your father did
punch me in the nose.
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That doesn't mean
he doesn't like you.
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Oh, look, ed.
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We both know that that
was a misunderstanding.
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Come on, you're welcome
in my home,
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and I'm sure my family
feels the same way.
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Hi, everybody.
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Look who I brought home
for Thanksgiving. Hi!
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Oh, and I thought this
was going to be awkward.
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Ed, why don't you
go to the restroom.
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But I don't have to --
it's right over there.
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This is not the way we treat
guests in this house.
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Mom, you were supposed
to pick up vanilla.
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You don't get much more
vanilla than ed gibb.
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We're sorry, but you brought our
principal back to the house.
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Get used to it.
He's her man toy now.
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All right, I've had it!
We're just friends.
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Look, he's here because
he had nowhere else to go,
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so when he comes out, I want
everyone to say something nice.
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Hey, you nose seemed
to have healed up nicely.
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Principal gibb, welcome.
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Happy Thanksgiving.
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I got a wing
with your name on it.
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Don't get carried away.
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Rory?
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Nice day for football.
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I'm sorry,
he's still upset
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'cause you took away
his football.
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He drop-kicked it
across the cafeteria
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and into a vat
of chocolate pudding.
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I'll go talk to him.
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So, um...Need any
help there?
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Are you some kind
of engineer?
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No, I --
so what, then?
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You think I need help
because I'm old?
No, I really --
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well, let me tell you
something, college boy.
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If you hit me again,
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I am not coming
for Christmas.
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Come on, C.J.,
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just throw the ball with me
for five minutes.
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Do I look like I have time
for tomfoolery?
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Ed, you sure I can't
get you something?
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Oh, no, I'm fine.
I'm just watching the game.
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You're watching
a broken TV.
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I'm a lions' fan --
it's less painful this way.
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Actually, I'm just sitting here
thinking about
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all the things I'm grateful
for this holiday.
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My kids, my job,
my health...
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And you, Cate.
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Me? Why me?
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You've been a good friend.
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You take me
into your home,
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you show me warmth
and hospitality.
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Out of my chair!
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Ew! Your filling sucks!
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Yours smells like
a wet dog.
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Is there a problem?
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There is one crust
and there are two fillings.
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And the pie crust
is gonna be mine.
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No, the pie crust is mine!
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Girls, stop fighting.
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I am now refereeing
a pie fight.
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I feel like the mother
of amish teens.
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I'm okay.
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Uh, dad, maybe you want
to unplug that first.
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Oh, relax, Cate.
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These little zaps
make me feel alive.
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Fireflies!
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I'm gonna go
keep an eye on him.
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Principal gibb,
we need your help.
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You can decide whose filling
goes in the crust.
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Me?
Someone has to decide.
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Well...
Close your eyes...
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So you don't know whose
filling you're tasting.
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What am I tasting here?
Cherry?
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Cranberry apple.
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No, I'm probably not the
right person for this.
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It'll be really
helping us out.
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We're just trying to make
the right pie...For our mom.
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All right, okay,
let's do this.
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Open wide.
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Now try the good one -- mine.
I mean, the other one.
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Mom...
What's wrong?
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It's just sometimes...
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Cranberries and I
don't agree.
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Are you allergic
to Cranberries?
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Ish --
I'm allergic-ish.
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I'll be okay.
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I need to sit down and
get my adrenaline shot.
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Ah, ah, ah,
ah, ah.
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Shouldn't you get back
out there with the fryer?
Yeah.
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His head's all normal again.
I'm out of here.
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You didn't bring another
adrenaline shot, did you?
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'Cause you still didn't
try my cranberry filling.
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Honey, nobody is having
cranberry filling.
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You and your sister
go out to the garage,
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get a couple of frozen pies.
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And ed, why would you
eat Cranberries
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if you knew
you were allergic?
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00:12:01,240 --> 00:12:04,110
The reaction is usually
much milder than that,
252
00:12:04,180 --> 00:12:06,740
and the girls really wanted
to make you a great pie,
253
00:12:06,810 --> 00:12:08,750
and I wanted to help.
254
00:12:08,810 --> 00:12:11,850
That is so sweet
and so thoughtful...
255
00:12:11,920 --> 00:12:15,090
It's the least
I could do.
And really,
really dumb.
256
00:12:15,150 --> 00:12:16,950
You know, I am your boss.
257
00:12:17,020 --> 00:12:19,260
So sweet,
so thoughtful.
258
00:12:24,960 --> 00:12:26,900
What are you doing?!
259
00:12:26,960 --> 00:12:29,170
The ball just rolled in.
260
00:12:29,230 --> 00:12:32,370
This thing's like a torpedo
heading at that fryer.
261
00:12:32,440 --> 00:12:35,710
All right, fine.
Perimeter!
262
00:12:35,770 --> 00:12:37,810
Kerry: C.J., you would
never believe
263
00:12:37,880 --> 00:12:39,840
what we saw between
mom and gibb.
264
00:12:39,910 --> 00:12:41,610
"So sweet,
so thoughtful."
265
00:12:41,680 --> 00:12:43,550
"You saved my life.
Kiss me."
266
00:12:43,610 --> 00:12:46,120
And then they were all giggly
and acting like a couple.
267
00:12:46,180 --> 00:12:47,790
Yeah, so what?
268
00:12:47,850 --> 00:12:50,420
He's a durwood.
It's wrong
on a million levels.
269
00:12:50,490 --> 00:12:53,260
There are two main problems
with principal gibb --
270
00:12:53,320 --> 00:12:56,330
one, he's our principal,
and two, he's gibb.
271
00:12:56,390 --> 00:12:58,830
I suppose that's a good reason
not to like him.
272
00:12:58,900 --> 00:13:00,900
I was just thinking
how that "durwood"
273
00:13:00,970 --> 00:13:02,600
seems to make
your mom happy.
274
00:13:12,280 --> 00:13:13,480
Aah!
275
00:13:22,120 --> 00:13:26,890
Mom, since principal gibb
is gonna live and stuff,
276
00:13:26,960 --> 00:13:29,260
can you throw
the ball with me?
277
00:13:29,330 --> 00:13:31,090
Uh, not now, honey.
278
00:13:31,160 --> 00:13:34,430
Great -- I can't play football,
I can't watch football...
279
00:13:34,500 --> 00:13:36,270
This Thanksgiving
totally blows.
280
00:13:38,970 --> 00:13:42,110
Now, that one --
that was a strong one.
281
00:13:42,170 --> 00:13:43,670
All right, dad, that's it.
282
00:13:43,740 --> 00:13:46,240
You don't know
what you're doing!
283
00:13:46,310 --> 00:13:47,580
Man:
With 22 seconds to go...
284
00:13:47,650 --> 00:13:49,280
You fixed it!
285
00:13:49,350 --> 00:13:52,120
Not too bad for a guy who
doesn't know what he's doing.
286
00:13:52,180 --> 00:13:54,690
22 seconds
and they're down by four!
287
00:13:54,750 --> 00:13:56,920
Man: And it all comes down
to the final play.
288
00:13:56,990 --> 00:13:59,190
Lions, working
from the colts' 35.
289
00:13:59,260 --> 00:14:00,390
What are you doing?
290
00:14:00,460 --> 00:14:02,360
It's a ritual.
I have to hop or --
291
00:14:02,430 --> 00:14:05,430
that's the dumbest thing
I've ever seen.
292
00:14:05,500 --> 00:14:07,700
Like fondling your hat
is gonna help!
293
00:14:07,770 --> 00:14:09,200
It's tapping.
294
00:14:09,270 --> 00:14:11,200
Man: Lions, working from
the colts' 35.
295
00:14:11,270 --> 00:14:12,740
Harrington takes the snap.
296
00:14:12,800 --> 00:14:14,740
He's in the pocket.
No one's open.
297
00:14:14,810 --> 00:14:16,910
He lofts a hail Mary.
Touchdown!
298
00:14:16,970 --> 00:14:19,410
Yeah!
Yeah! Yeah!
299
00:14:23,180 --> 00:14:25,120
Hopping, huh?
Tapping?
300
00:14:25,180 --> 00:14:28,090
It seems to work.
What are you doing next sunday?
301
00:14:28,150 --> 00:14:30,760
Come on, Rory.
Let's throw that thing around.
302
00:14:30,820 --> 00:14:32,590
I don't know.
Come on, come on.
303
00:14:32,660 --> 00:14:35,330
I played football
in high school.
304
00:14:37,660 --> 00:14:39,600
How can I say no
to that?
305
00:14:43,970 --> 00:14:45,570
You see that?
306
00:14:45,640 --> 00:14:47,570
Grandpa's getting along
with ed.
307
00:14:47,640 --> 00:14:51,010
Weird -- maybe those zaps
shocked the grumpy out of him.
308
00:14:52,540 --> 00:14:55,710
Yeah, um...
About principal gibb --
309
00:14:55,780 --> 00:14:59,220
we wouldn't be completely
nauseated and freaked out
310
00:14:59,280 --> 00:15:01,320
if you wanted
to date him.
311
00:15:02,135 --> 00:15:04,720
That's so sweet...
312
00:15:04,790 --> 00:15:07,920
And very beautifully put.
313
00:15:07,990 --> 00:15:09,760
However --
314
00:15:09,830 --> 00:15:13,100
all we're saying is we like
that he makes you smile.
315
00:15:28,850 --> 00:15:31,120
You like what you
see out there?
316
00:15:31,180 --> 00:15:34,150
Oh, now you're gonna tell me
that I like him, too?
317
00:15:34,220 --> 00:15:37,120
He did eat the pie of death
for you.
318
00:15:37,190 --> 00:15:40,220
Ed: Nice catch, Rory!
319
00:15:41,960 --> 00:15:44,730
Not a bad guy,
that gibb.
320
00:15:44,800 --> 00:15:47,700
Dad!
What happened to gibb.
321
00:15:47,770 --> 00:15:50,030
He kind of wears you down.
322
00:15:51,740 --> 00:15:54,170
How's he hug?
323
00:15:54,240 --> 00:15:56,570
Not bad.
324
00:16:01,480 --> 00:16:04,010
Rory, go wash up.
Dinner's ready.
325
00:16:04,080 --> 00:16:05,380
Thanks for playing.
326
00:16:05,450 --> 00:16:07,890
Sure, anytime.
327
00:16:07,950 --> 00:16:09,890
You don't have
to do that anymore.
328
00:16:11,960 --> 00:16:14,120
Not many people
could survive
329
00:16:14,190 --> 00:16:16,660
being thrown into the middle
of this madhouse.
330
00:16:16,730 --> 00:16:18,830
Not at all -- you have
a very sweet family...
331
00:16:18,900 --> 00:16:20,930
When they're not poisoning
or punching me.
332
00:16:22,330 --> 00:16:25,700
Ed, you've been so kind
and helpful lately,
333
00:16:25,770 --> 00:16:29,070
and I realize I've been
putting up a wall,
334
00:16:29,140 --> 00:16:32,440
and I'm not really
a wall kind of person.
335
00:16:32,510 --> 00:16:34,340
Um...
336
00:16:34,410 --> 00:16:37,920
I've been wanting
to say something,
337
00:16:37,980 --> 00:16:41,690
and it's just so
kind of hard to say.
338
00:16:41,750 --> 00:16:44,720
Well, why don't you
just say it?
339
00:16:44,790 --> 00:16:48,090
I, um...
340
00:16:49,790 --> 00:16:51,900
I'm...
341
00:16:51,960 --> 00:16:55,030
Really glad you're here.
342
00:16:55,100 --> 00:16:58,400
That was the hard part?
343
00:16:58,470 --> 00:17:01,470
Uh...why don't we
just go inside?
344
00:17:01,540 --> 00:17:04,710
Okay.
Okay.
345
00:17:04,780 --> 00:17:07,010
You want to have dinner?
346
00:17:07,080 --> 00:17:10,210
I thought that's what
we're about to --
347
00:17:10,280 --> 00:17:14,050
no, no, no.
With me. A date.
348
00:17:14,120 --> 00:17:16,420
Wow.
349
00:17:16,490 --> 00:17:21,630
Cate, I've wanted to go
out with you forever.
350
00:17:21,690 --> 00:17:24,900
Yeah, the timing wasn't
just quite right, but --
351
00:17:24,960 --> 00:17:28,230
well, I'm kind of
seeing someone now.
352
00:17:28,300 --> 00:17:31,740
Oh. Oh, good.
353
00:17:31,800 --> 00:17:33,740
That's good.
354
00:17:33,800 --> 00:17:36,570
Not really good,
but pretty good.
355
00:17:36,640 --> 00:17:40,080
For the longest time
you didn't seem interested.
356
00:17:40,140 --> 00:17:42,150
There was that
timing thing, and --
357
00:17:42,210 --> 00:17:44,850
I'm sorry, I didn't realize
you had a girlfriend.
358
00:17:44,920 --> 00:17:47,250
Ish --
she's girlfriend-ish.
359
00:17:47,320 --> 00:17:49,190
You don't have
to explain.
360
00:17:49,250 --> 00:17:52,920
Should I go?
361
00:17:52,990 --> 00:17:54,360
Oh, no. No.
362
00:17:54,420 --> 00:17:57,760
This isn't awkward?
No, no.
363
00:17:57,830 --> 00:18:00,060
Well, okay,
it's awkward-ish.
364
00:18:00,130 --> 00:18:02,770
But please, ed,
I want you to stay.
365
00:18:02,830 --> 00:18:05,870
Just go on inside.
I'll be in in a minute.
366
00:18:05,940 --> 00:18:09,310
I-I think you're --
367
00:18:09,370 --> 00:18:12,810
you're just great, Cate.
368
00:18:12,880 --> 00:18:15,110
If it would make things
any easier,
369
00:18:15,180 --> 00:18:17,350
I could eat some
more Cranberries.
370
00:18:17,410 --> 00:18:20,420
No, really, I'm fine.
371
00:18:26,520 --> 00:18:29,460
Damn.
372
00:18:29,530 --> 00:18:33,460
This Thanksgiving
really does blow.
373
00:18:33,530 --> 00:18:36,700
So, that's all you can
think of to be thankful for?
374
00:18:36,770 --> 00:18:38,070
That you got
the good hair?
375
00:18:38,140 --> 00:18:42,170
No, I said it's what
I'm most thankful for.
376
00:18:42,240 --> 00:18:45,180
And how about you, Cate?
What are you thankful for?
377
00:18:45,240 --> 00:18:48,980
Well, I'm thankful
for my wonderful children,
378
00:18:49,050 --> 00:18:51,580
and for my great dad,
379
00:18:51,650 --> 00:18:53,720
and ugh
she couldn't be here.
380
00:18:53,780 --> 00:18:56,490
That's what i'm
thankful for.
381
00:18:56,550 --> 00:18:58,520
And you, ed?
382
00:18:58,590 --> 00:19:02,160
I'm thankful
for great friends.
383
00:19:02,230 --> 00:19:05,200
Yeah. Great friends.
384
00:19:06,430 --> 00:19:09,000
Blah, blah, blah, Thanksgiving.
Let's eat.
385
00:19:09,070 --> 00:19:10,400
No, wait.
386
00:19:10,470 --> 00:19:14,740
Finally, I am thankful to all
of you, especially C.J.,
387
00:19:14,810 --> 00:19:16,340
for doing all this work.
388
00:19:16,410 --> 00:19:18,740
So that, for once, I don't
have to do anything.
389
00:19:24,280 --> 00:19:27,220
I'm gonna go check
on a thing.
390
00:19:41,300 --> 00:19:45,100
Frank: Ms. Hennessey?
Ms. Hennessey?
391
00:19:45,170 --> 00:19:47,770
Ms. Hennessey?
Oh.
392
00:19:47,840 --> 00:19:49,770
You know,
it's frustrating.
393
00:19:49,840 --> 00:19:53,680
I still can't figure what
made that fryer blow up?
394
00:19:53,740 --> 00:19:55,010
Good enough for me.
395
00:19:55,080 --> 00:19:57,180
I'll send you a check
in a few days.
396
00:19:57,250 --> 00:20:00,180
Oh, hey, don't forget about
my Ferrari -- total loss.
397
00:20:00,250 --> 00:20:01,690
Don't you want the Turkey?
398
00:20:01,750 --> 00:20:05,490
Really?
Great, thank you.
399
00:20:05,560 --> 00:20:07,660
I'll send you
back the plate.
400
00:20:09,590 --> 00:20:13,100
Well...guess we'll never
know what happened.
401
00:20:13,160 --> 00:20:14,600
My guess --
402
00:20:14,670 --> 00:20:17,400
he started eating as a small
child and never stopped.
403
00:20:17,470 --> 00:20:21,710
I meant we'll never know
why the Turkey fryer exploded.
404
00:20:21,770 --> 00:20:23,040
That, too.
405
00:20:24,980 --> 00:20:27,310
I-I think you're --
406
00:20:27,380 --> 00:20:30,680
you're just great, Cate.
407
00:20:30,750 --> 00:20:32,980
If it would make things
any easier,
408
00:20:33,050 --> 00:20:35,290
I could eat some
more Cranberries.
409
00:20:35,350 --> 00:20:38,320
No, really, I'm fine.
410
00:20:44,360 --> 00:20:47,300
Damn.
411
00:20:47,360 --> 00:20:50,700
This Thanksgiving
really does blow.
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